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Three weeks ago,
ten brave individuals signed up
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for the adventure of a lifetime
to find true love.
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And tonight, on the season finale
of "Love in Bali",
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there's only two suitors left.
Who will Trina choose?
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Danny, the cowboy from Montana.
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Or Nick, the day-trader
from Manhattan?
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We're down to the final decision.
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Oh, God!
She's gonna chose Nick, isn't she?
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- Who is it?
- Someone good.
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See. Didn't I tell you?
Someone good.
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Mister Lester, what do you need?
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Conversation. Can I come in?
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- I'd rather it was during work hours.
- I would, too.
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But we have just twelve minutes
to discuss an important issue.
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- Please, come in.
- Thank you.
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Well, well.
So, this is an apartment.
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Yeah. Student loans.
You said twelve minutes.
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Yes. Where is this?
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Let's see. No.
That's my orthodontist appointment.
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This is my pizza.
Why do I have that?
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- Is this about Mister Rivi?
- Yes, and no.
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Here it is. See, I really should
keep the new ones on top.
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It would make my life so much easier.
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What does Mister Rivi need?
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Well, that's what our conversation
is gonna be about.
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See, Oscar likes to help his friends,
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and he considers you a friend now.
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I don't need any friends,
Mister Lester.
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You do one on this one.
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First, you can't tell anyone I was here
or how you heard this.
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- You have to promise me.
- Promise.
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You said that too fast.
Think about it, then promise.
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- Promise.
- Good.
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So Oscar has friends
in the police department.
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And in about ten minutes, a search
warrant is going to be served
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on someone close to you.
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- Who?
- Someone at your firm.
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Who?
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Now the police are not actually
serving the warrant.
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The FBI is. And that's how
Oscar got the information
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because the police hate the Feds.
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And who is being served?
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Let me see. I have this on one
of these notes.
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What? Exercises?
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- Yes.
- A bad back?
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- Because I have a chiropractor.
- No, no, no.
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But why are you doing exercises?
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I get migraines. It helps with them.
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I'm so sorry. You know my mom got
terrible migraines.
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She would lie on the floor for hours
and cry. It was very sad.
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Here. Diane Lockhart.
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That's who's being served
in about nine minutes.
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You can't tell her how you know this,
you promised.
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And be sure to tell her be very careful
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about any documents pertaining
to Oscar.
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Shit!
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If this can wait until tomorrow,
please hang up right now.
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Miss Lockhart, I'm sorry.
This can't wait.
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- Who is this?
- Carmen Moyo. Your new associate?
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Okay, what is it, Carmen?
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I can't tell you how I know this,
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but in eight minutes, the FBI is going
to be serving a search warrant
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on your residence.
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Where did you get this?
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- I've been told I can't say.
- Rivi?
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- Miss Lockhart.
- What are they searching for?
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I wasn't told.
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But they're sure that
we're being served tonight?
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- Yes.
- Okay. Thanks.
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Work?
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In eight minutes our house
is gonna be searched by the FBI.
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- Do you believe him?
- Her. I don't know. Maybe.
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Eight minutes?
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- Don't!
- No, I'm gonna lock it up.
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- Liz. I'm sorry to bother you.
- Diane, can this wait?
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I don't think it can. The new associate,
Carmen, she called with a tip
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saying that the FBI is executing
a search warrant in our house
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in a few minutes.
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What?
Where did she get the tip?
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I don't know.
She couldn't say. Rivi?
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Yeah or Wolfe-Coleman.
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She's tangled up
with some rough characters.
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We need to...
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We need to purge your files
because the FBI are always...
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- What?
- Nothing, nothing.
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- The Feds are always trying...
- What is that?
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- Nothing.
- Kurt, what is that?
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Business.
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We need to get your files purged.
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Hold on. I'm just gonna loop in Jay.
Okay?
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- Hello?
- Jay, hey. It's Liz.
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I have Diane with me.
We need to purge her computer.
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We're being searched
in a few minutes by the FBI.
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The life of a nation is secure
only when that nation is honest.
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Okay. Diane,
is your laptop powered up?
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Yes. Now what are you doing?
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ATF advice on when you're searched.
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Diane, I wrote a PowerShell script
that can delete work files,
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but you need to access it through
the newfolder path.
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What does that mean?
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Jay, what does that mean?
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Hold the power button down,
hit restart, and press Command and R.
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- All right, got it.
- When you see the logo, let go.
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When you see a Recovery Mode
menu, choose Disk Utility,
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then Erase, then Quit Disk Utility.
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Wait, wait, wait!
Diane! Stop!
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When Boseman left,
you were working remotely
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and so we printed out all your files
and sent them to you.
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Oh my God, I've got five boxes here.
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The shredding service was supposed
to pick them up!
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Shit!
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Federal Agents here to serve
a search warrant! Open the door!
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I'm gonna need you to take
my nine AM.
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The Feds are gonna want to review
my hard copies.
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I'll need to get to court.
It's this Build-Your-Own-Court guy.
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- Who?
- Hal Wackner.
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He just wants to know how courts work.
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Just give him a half hour
and cut him loose.
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Diane Lockhart, what a small world!
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It's Nancy Crozier, remember?
I'm working as an AUSA now.
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Sorry about that.
Balthazar, would you mind?
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Sorry. And we will keep an accounting
of any breakage.
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I would have picked it up myself,
but I'm four months pregnant.
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I have a duly authorized
search warrant here.
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It gives us the right to search
the premises.
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These materials are covered
by attorney client privilege.
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No. Actually, it's about your husband.
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Sir, I'm here to serve you
with a search warrant.
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Miss Reddick, how are you?
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- Good, Mister Cooper, how are you?
- Good, shall we begin?
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I'm taking Diane's nine o'clock
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so just call me when he gets here.
It's some judge guy.
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You said the restroom's down the hall
to the right?
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Excuse me? Where am I supposed
to go for the staff meeting?
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The partner meeting
or the associate one?
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- Whichever is more interesting.
- I only know about the associate one.
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That's where I want to go. Thank you.
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- Who is he?
- I don't know. Why?
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He's coming to our daily.
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Is that the STR Laurie guy?
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He's reviewing who was kept on
after the firings.
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I don't think
I was nice to him.
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- He can't fire you for that.
- Yes, he can.
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People always think I'm a lesbian.
And some people won't ask me.
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They do nonverbal
communication-communication.
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I can tell they're trying to ask
if I'm lesbian.
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They look at me and they go:
"Are you...?"
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They do like a wiggle.
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And I always play dumb.
I don't know, have Parkinson's?
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They're like: "No, you know..."
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I've got a boyfriend. He's awesome.
I love him so much.
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We met online.
He is Nigerian.
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He's a prince. I swear to God.
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A Nigerian prince,
and he gets me to do things
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I never thought I would do.
Do you know what I'm saying?
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You know how they call Nigeria
a shithole country.
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Very funny.
Though, maybe problematic.
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Morgan's act is edgy.
And that's what we want.
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But now someone's posted
this video online,
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and we're getting
a lot of Twitter pushback.
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So you're worried
about being canceled?
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Don't say the C-word.
But, yeah.
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Well, we want your business.
Mister Cooper.
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You want us to sue? We're ready.
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No, I want you to do a sensitivity read.
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- Really?
- Yes.
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We have an eight million dollar
contract to stream her act.
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So we want you to review her set
for cultural inaccuracies,
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representation issues,
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bias, stereotypes, problematic
language, blah, blah, blah.
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And, why us?
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Well, clearly because we're one
of the best firms in Chicago.
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Because you're a Black firm,
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and most of Morgan's jokes touch
on racial themes.
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And we were thinking of bringing you
all of our legal business anyway.
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So this may be a good way
to take you for a test drive.
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Well, I think you'll find us
street ready.
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And, hey, we wouldn't mind
if Morgan's act stayed funny, right?
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We have over two hundred million
subscribers.
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Somebody somewhere
is always going to be offended.
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- How soon do you need this?
- Day after tomorrow.
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I've been told you work fast.
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Well, we do our best.
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- Excuse me. I need to get this.
- Yes, ma'am. I'll be in touch.
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- Hey, are you still in court?
- Yeah, they're delaying us.
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Us? What do you mean us?
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The search warrant wasn't about me.
It was about Kurt.
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Kurt? Why?
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January sixth. Some veterans he took
shooting stormed the Capitol.
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- Oh my God.
- Yeah. So, this could take a while.
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- And you're defending Kurt?
- Yes.
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How did my nine o'clock go?
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Why are you being so casual
with him? That is Del Cooper.
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- We want his streaming business.
- David, I am on the phone.
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Can we just deal with this later?
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As in when you lose the client?
Priorities, Liz.
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Your nine o'clock, the kooky
court guy? He didn't show up.
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Well, he may arrive late.
He's unpredictable.
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We're tight on paralegal hours.
So make sure you keep track.
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And we'll divvy up at the end
of the week.
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We should give seniority to the
associate with the most billable hours.
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I would agree. But I think it should be
billable hours over a whole quarter,
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not just the month.
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What are you two talking about?
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I want to be clear for our fact-finding
guest how we do things here.
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Don't mind me.
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Is there any way we can help you,
Mister...?
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Wackner. I guess.
I don't want to interrupt.
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- No, don't worry, please.
- What were you going to say?
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Well, I do have questions
about jury trials.
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Those files are covered by attorney
client privilege, Your Honor.
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My agents smelled... Sorry.
One second.
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False alarm.
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My agents smelled recent
burning activity
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and found ashes in the fireplace.
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From my husband
and I enjoying a fire.
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They saw no evidence of firewood.
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Yes, which is what happens
when you burn firewood.
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Your Honor, this is not the issue.
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The issue is that we need to review
the contents of those boxes
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that Miss Lockhart tried to burn.
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- Objection.
- Sustained.
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Any review would pierce attorney
client privilege, Your Honor.
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Miss Crozier, help me understand.
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Your warrant was for Mister McVeigh,
yes?
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Then why do we need to review
all the boxes?
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Unfortunately, and I'm very
embarrassed to admit this...
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I'm pregnant. Four months.
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It's a girl. We decided
on the name Tabitha.
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Very nice. I love it when we get
to share these private moments.
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I'm sorry. The point I was carrying
files pertaining to Mister McVeigh.
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- And I slipped.
- Oh, my God.
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- Are we really doing this, Your Honor?
- If I could continue...
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Mister McVeigh's files got mingled
in with Miss Lockhart's.
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Yes, I hate when that happens.
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Unfortunately, the Bureau now needs
to go through all the files
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to distinguish which is applicable
to our search warrant.
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- Your Honor...
- You don't have to do that.
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The court will appoint a neutral
official who will review
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and separate the files.
No one's happy. Perfect.
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Diane, such a pleasure to face you
in court today.
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Do you have a minute?
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- Miss Crozier...
- Nancy's fine.
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This is the moment when you impress
me with all the evidence you have
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against my husband
and suggest he cop a plea.
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So we can do that right here.
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Certainly. Dylan Pike says
that Kurt is not only concealing
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the names of insurrectionists,
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but that he was the ringleader
of those insurrectionists.
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Really?
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The accused man
you threatened with prison
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threw somebody else under the bus?
How novel.
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Hi, Diane! I'm heading
to judge Leon's court.
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Hi, Diane. Sorry.
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Diane, if I were your husband,
I would talk.
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Mister Pike seemed very convincing.
And we know how these things work.
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The first person who talks
gets a deal.
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The last person who talks gets prison.
20 years to be specific.
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So I think it's time to talk.
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It wasn't a legal issue.
It was something for work.
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If you're keeping it from the FBI,
it's a legal issue.
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Are you not telling me because
I'm your lawyer
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or because I'm your wife?
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Because of your politics.
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Come on. Turning in insurrectionists
should be our politics.
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Diane, this works between us
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because we don't let our political
judgments overwhelm
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our respect for each other.
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Kurt, I lived through eight years
of the Tea Party
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and four years of Trump,
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but January sixth,
that changed everything for me.
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I can't treat this
like a chess game anymore.
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And what is a chess game here?
Us? This marriage?
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No.
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That's the one thing
that's not a game.
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It was a list of the eighty members
of the Gun and Ammo club.
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That's what I burned.
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They're not insurrectionists.
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But I know that the FBI would treat
them like they were.
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And I swear to you,
I would protect them
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just like I would protect
your Book Group friends.
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So we're going to go through it,
page by page,
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and if anybody has any problems
just stop me. Okay?
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Remember, streaming is the future.
So don't fuck around.
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Very inspiring, David. Thank you.
Inspiring words.
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Okay, here we go.
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If it looks like I'm walking funny,
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you have to understand
my boyfriend is Nigerian.
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Stop. She's objectifying Black men.
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00:19:35,839 --> 00:19:37,720
Yes. Although in this case,
I don't mind...
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It doesn't matter if you mind.
It's racially insensitive.
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Even though her boyfriend is Nigerian?
293
00:19:42,960 --> 00:19:46,680
That doesn't matter either. Something
can be true and racially insensitive
294
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if she generalizes
from a specific to a universal.
295
00:19:49,799 --> 00:19:51,039
But how is she doing that?
296
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The joke is based on the audience's
shared understanding of a stereotype.
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- Enough. Let's try to focus.
- Wait. Now let's be positive.
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Is there anything
that we could throw in there
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that wouldn't throw off the rhythm?
The rhythm is important.
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Norwegian.
301
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Why would she be walking funny
if her boyfriend was Norwegian?
302
00:20:11,400 --> 00:20:13,599
You know what they say
about those Norwegians...
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We'll think of something better.
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00:20:15,279 --> 00:20:17,599
If they're so worried about
offending people on Twitter,
305
00:20:17,680 --> 00:20:19,880
how about the Amish?
They don't Tweet a lot.
306
00:20:19,960 --> 00:20:21,720
You don't make fun
of a person's religion.
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00:20:21,799 --> 00:20:22,799
I was joking.
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If you have to explain that
you're joking, it's not a joke.
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Jay, I need you to look
into two things
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First, this man, Dylan Pike.
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- Kurt's friend?
- They are not friends. They're...
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I don't know what they are.
But I need to know
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if he's actually trying
to set Kurt up as a ringleader
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of the insurrectionists. I know.
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00:20:44,440 --> 00:20:46,400
- You wanted to see me?
- Yes, come on in.
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Thank you, Jay.
Good luck.
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00:20:48,799 --> 00:20:52,559
Carmen. I need to congratulate you
on hitting the ground running here.
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00:20:52,640 --> 00:20:56,000
And I need to know who told
you about the search warrant.
319
00:20:56,599 --> 00:20:59,599
- I was asked not to divulge.
- You cannot be asked that.
320
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I'm covered by the same attorney
client privilege that covers you.
321
00:21:03,720 --> 00:21:06,359
It's my understanding that the search
warrant was actually served
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00:21:06,440 --> 00:21:10,599
in another case. Not one of mine,
one regarding your husband.
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00:21:10,680 --> 00:21:12,240
So this came from Rivi?
324
00:21:13,279 --> 00:21:15,480
I apologize. I can't confirm that.
325
00:21:15,559 --> 00:21:18,359
Carmen, you have been here
three weeks. You have two clients.
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00:21:18,440 --> 00:21:20,880
Wolfe-Coleman and Oscar Rivi.
It's one or the other.
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00:21:23,720 --> 00:21:25,839
Can I make a phone call,
Miss Lockhart?
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00:21:25,920 --> 00:21:28,240
- I think that would be smart.
- Diane, you wanted me?
329
00:21:28,319 --> 00:21:30,880
What is going on
with your crazy court judge?
330
00:21:30,960 --> 00:21:33,440
Marissa, I am in no mood
for defensiveness.
331
00:21:33,880 --> 00:21:35,480
Wackner missed his nine AM meeting,
332
00:21:35,559 --> 00:21:38,079
and then I see him in federal court
shadowing Leah.
333
00:21:38,960 --> 00:21:41,240
- What?
- Find out what is going on with him.
334
00:21:41,319 --> 00:21:43,480
I can't have him out there freelancing.
335
00:22:01,039 --> 00:22:04,319
Welcome one. Welcome all.
I need everybody to pipe down.
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00:22:04,400 --> 00:22:06,519
Please don't make me use my gavel.
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00:22:06,599 --> 00:22:10,079
I need all prospective jurors
to line up
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00:22:10,160 --> 00:22:12,039
against the brand-new
beautiful jury box.
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00:22:12,119 --> 00:22:15,079
Shortest to tallest.
Dean will give you your numbers.
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00:22:16,440 --> 00:22:18,880
There's my muse. In chambers?
341
00:22:21,559 --> 00:22:25,759
- So, juries now.
- Yeah. I was inspired by your firm.
342
00:22:26,559 --> 00:22:31,559
Your associates told me about
how juries are racially biased.
343
00:22:31,640 --> 00:22:33,440
- I'm trying to correct it.
- Our associates?
344
00:22:33,519 --> 00:22:35,640
My boss said you didn't make
your nine AM.
345
00:22:35,720 --> 00:22:40,759
No. I did. I waited. And then I decided
to take my own fact-finding tour.
346
00:22:40,839 --> 00:22:41,839
What does that mean?
347
00:22:41,920 --> 00:22:45,200
Whenever you're kept waiting, ask
the receptionist where the restroom is.
348
00:22:45,279 --> 00:22:47,960
When they say, "turn right at the end
of the hall", turn left.
349
00:22:48,839 --> 00:22:51,039
- I saw your sign outside.
- It was looking good. Yeah?
350
00:22:51,119 --> 00:22:54,759
And the bench. Spiffier.
Where's the money coming from?
351
00:22:54,839 --> 00:22:56,119
Sympathetic donor.
352
00:22:56,440 --> 00:22:59,599
Come on. Help me out here.
It's a jury trial. What do I do?
353
00:22:59,680 --> 00:23:02,240
One thing I've learned about you,
Judge, you just pretend to be dumb
354
00:23:02,319 --> 00:23:04,200
to get everyone around you to talk.
355
00:23:04,640 --> 00:23:07,799
- So, talk.
- Well, what's the case?
356
00:23:08,359 --> 00:23:10,759
- NFT fraud.
- I don't know what that is.
357
00:23:10,839 --> 00:23:14,759
Non-Fungible Token. Someone sold
a painting that was an NFT fake
358
00:23:15,279 --> 00:23:17,559
and they're suing them
for four million dollars.
359
00:23:18,160 --> 00:23:20,359
You're hearing a case involving
four million dollars?
360
00:23:20,440 --> 00:23:23,119
- It's a jury trial.
- But that's...
361
00:23:24,400 --> 00:23:26,880
This was cute when
it was the People's Court.
362
00:23:26,960 --> 00:23:28,880
But why would anybody agree
to let you decide?
363
00:23:28,960 --> 00:23:33,599
Signed and notarized: Both sides
will honor the jury's verdict.
364
00:23:33,680 --> 00:23:36,640
But this was notarized
in your fictional court
365
00:23:36,720 --> 00:23:39,160
by you about a fictional ease.
366
00:23:39,240 --> 00:23:42,559
About a fictional crime.
Faking an NFT.
367
00:23:45,319 --> 00:23:51,839
Marissa, it seems there are some
last remaining brain cells in there
368
00:23:51,920 --> 00:23:54,039
that are unwilling to climb on board.
369
00:23:55,400 --> 00:23:59,519
This is a court.
In fact, it is better than a court.
370
00:24:00,680 --> 00:24:05,160
A court is defined by the justice
it administers,
371
00:24:06,920 --> 00:24:09,440
not by the ceremony it displays.
372
00:24:10,400 --> 00:24:12,920
That's not Shakespeare, tis moi.
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00:24:14,880 --> 00:24:16,880
So, come on.
374
00:24:18,599 --> 00:24:21,759
I bought your services
from your law firm.
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00:24:22,279 --> 00:24:25,359
I have a chair for you out there.
It has your name on it.
376
00:24:27,200 --> 00:24:28,599
What else do you need?
377
00:24:32,839 --> 00:24:34,160
You like it?
378
00:24:35,799 --> 00:24:38,680
All righty. Good job.
379
00:24:39,759 --> 00:24:42,400
Juror Number Five,
step forward, please.
380
00:24:42,920 --> 00:24:47,640
Turn around. Raise your hands.
What's the name?
381
00:24:47,720 --> 00:24:48,880
Michael from Wicker Park.
382
00:24:48,960 --> 00:24:51,839
Michael, do you know the words
to the National Anthem?
383
00:24:51,920 --> 00:24:54,319
- Yes.
- Okay. Let's hear it.
384
00:24:54,720 --> 00:24:56,119
- Now?
- Yeah.
385
00:25:07,240 --> 00:25:09,440
Liar. Dean, kick him.
386
00:25:10,599 --> 00:25:14,640
Okay, Juror Number One.
Step forward, please.
387
00:25:14,720 --> 00:25:17,039
- What's your name, young lady?
- Gina. From Logan Square.
388
00:25:17,119 --> 00:25:20,039
Hello, Gina! Do you know the words
to the National Anthem?
389
00:25:20,119 --> 00:25:21,480
I don't.
390
00:25:21,559 --> 00:25:26,039
Do you know the third question asked
of King Arthur in the Holy Grail?
391
00:25:26,119 --> 00:25:28,920
Is this a Monty Python question?
Because I hate Monty Python.
392
00:25:29,400 --> 00:25:33,319
That's unfortunate. I love it.
Does that change your mind?
393
00:25:34,160 --> 00:25:35,319
No.
394
00:25:35,400 --> 00:25:37,319
Take your place in the jury box.
395
00:25:37,799 --> 00:25:39,319
What do we got here?
396
00:25:40,440 --> 00:25:44,359
Number seven. Do you know
my mother's maiden name?
397
00:25:44,720 --> 00:25:46,480
Come right up, sir. How are you?
398
00:25:51,000 --> 00:25:53,559
Make him Brazilian.
It's the right rhythm.
399
00:25:53,640 --> 00:25:55,880
And they're burning the Amazon.
No one will care.
400
00:25:55,960 --> 00:25:58,079
- They're Hispanic.
- Latinx.
401
00:25:58,720 --> 00:26:03,039
Look who's in there. They're old.
Plus, none of us go to comedy clubs.
402
00:26:03,119 --> 00:26:05,839
We don't know stand-up.
And we're not funny.
403
00:26:06,160 --> 00:26:08,599
- I'm funny.
- You're a brilliant lawyer.
404
00:26:08,680 --> 00:26:11,279
But nothing personal,
you're not a barrel of laughs.
405
00:26:11,359 --> 00:26:14,279
Hey, Diane. Jay thinks that we need
younger people in there.
406
00:26:14,640 --> 00:26:16,960
- Oh, God. Yes.
- So, I'll get the mailroom.
407
00:26:17,039 --> 00:26:19,480
Okay, but you really think
I'm not funny?
408
00:26:20,640 --> 00:26:21,960
No offense.
409
00:26:24,960 --> 00:26:27,680
Listen, I think you should be
in on this meeting.
410
00:26:29,079 --> 00:26:30,319
What meeting?
411
00:26:30,400 --> 00:26:33,519
Let's talk hypothetically, shall we?
For a moment.
412
00:26:33,599 --> 00:26:34,759
If that helps.
413
00:26:35,240 --> 00:26:39,359
Let's say I have a client who receives
information
414
00:26:39,440 --> 00:26:44,599
from people who are not fans
of the Federal Bureau of Investigation.
415
00:26:44,680 --> 00:26:45,799
Okay.
416
00:26:45,880 --> 00:26:50,000
And let's say that he worries,
this unnamed client,
417
00:26:50,079 --> 00:26:55,119
that the investigation of your husband
might actually be a smokescreen
418
00:26:55,599 --> 00:26:57,279
for coming after him.
419
00:26:58,799 --> 00:27:01,279
Has something happened,
hypothetically?
420
00:27:01,359 --> 00:27:03,440
Well, there is a new piece
of information,
421
00:27:03,759 --> 00:27:06,720
and I'd like to share it
with the two of you.
422
00:27:07,119 --> 00:27:11,240
But let me start by saying
my client likes Carmen.
423
00:27:11,880 --> 00:27:13,559
Well, that's good to know.
424
00:27:13,640 --> 00:27:15,799
Carmen is a valued
first year associate.
425
00:27:15,880 --> 00:27:19,240
It's one of the reasons...
No, strike that.
426
00:27:19,319 --> 00:27:22,640
It's the only reason that he's staying
with this firm.
427
00:27:22,720 --> 00:27:26,720
And so if Carmen tells you
that she can't share with you
428
00:27:26,799 --> 00:27:28,519
a piece of information,
429
00:27:29,000 --> 00:27:32,319
then she can't share with you
a piece of information.
430
00:27:32,400 --> 00:27:35,680
No, Mister Lester,
that is not at all how this works.
431
00:27:35,759 --> 00:27:38,359
- I'd better step out.
- Stay!
432
00:27:39,359 --> 00:27:44,119
Now, I'm a named partner.
Carmen is a first-year associate.
433
00:27:44,200 --> 00:27:47,079
She's only been out of law school for
how long? How many months?
434
00:27:47,440 --> 00:27:49,279
- Eight.
- Eight months.
435
00:27:49,359 --> 00:27:53,599
Now Carmen is free to resign and
hang her shingle wherever she'd like.
436
00:27:53,680 --> 00:27:56,200
She can even go and work for you.
That is up to her.
437
00:27:56,279 --> 00:27:57,400
But while she is here,
438
00:27:57,480 --> 00:28:00,920
she is subject to the rules
and the mentoring of this firm.
439
00:28:01,000 --> 00:28:04,160
- Carmen, why don't you and I talk?
- No.
440
00:28:04,960 --> 00:28:09,440
We need to know now if Carmen
is staying. Not after you two talk.
441
00:28:09,519 --> 00:28:13,720
If she leaves right now, we will look
for another associate.
442
00:28:14,759 --> 00:28:19,880
But you have a lot to learn, Carmen,
and you can only do that here.
443
00:28:20,440 --> 00:28:22,079
Well, that's what worries me.
444
00:28:22,160 --> 00:28:27,640
There are some explosions
of talent that are best left untaught.
445
00:28:27,720 --> 00:28:30,480
I disagree with you,
but this is up to Carmen.
446
00:28:32,240 --> 00:28:33,400
Carmen?
447
00:28:37,559 --> 00:28:41,759
Mister Lester, I'm staying here.
448
00:28:46,079 --> 00:28:48,480
Well, I'll talk to my client.
449
00:28:52,079 --> 00:28:53,880
You asked if something happened.
450
00:28:55,359 --> 00:28:57,599
It will happen in ten minutes.
451
00:28:57,680 --> 00:29:01,119
Your husband will be served
with a grand jury summons.
452
00:29:04,640 --> 00:29:06,519
Kurt, call me.
453
00:29:06,599 --> 00:29:08,799
In about ten minutes, you're probably
going to be served
454
00:29:08,880 --> 00:29:11,519
with a grand jury summons.
Don't worry.
455
00:29:11,599 --> 00:29:14,279
It is just a power play
by this AUSA.
456
00:29:14,640 --> 00:29:16,160
So, we'll just...
457
00:29:21,799 --> 00:29:24,079
Kurt, I'll have to call you back.
458
00:29:25,279 --> 00:29:26,559
I've just been served.
459
00:29:28,319 --> 00:29:30,480
Each of you has been given a paddle.
460
00:29:30,880 --> 00:29:33,200
One side is red, the other green.
461
00:29:33,279 --> 00:29:35,920
As we go through the material,
I want you to hold up the red side
462
00:29:36,000 --> 00:29:38,920
if you find the joke offensive,
green for funny.
463
00:29:42,960 --> 00:29:46,839
What is it with Amish having
such big, juicy butts?
464
00:29:48,559 --> 00:29:50,640
Must be all those buggy rides.
465
00:29:52,200 --> 00:29:57,200
Buggy rides. Anybody?
Red offensive. Green funny.
466
00:29:57,279 --> 00:29:58,400
What if it's neither?
467
00:29:58,480 --> 00:30:01,200
Can we see the original joke
before it was sensitized?
468
00:30:07,319 --> 00:30:09,359
- Now, that's funny.
- And offensive.
469
00:30:09,440 --> 00:30:11,200
But the whole point is
to be subversive, right?
470
00:30:11,279 --> 00:30:13,599
We're gonna piss off the client
if we turn it into shit.
471
00:30:15,799 --> 00:30:19,279
I've seen this woman in clubs,
and I'm not offended.
472
00:30:19,359 --> 00:30:23,480
And last I checked, I'm Black.
So just let the woman do her thing.
473
00:30:24,799 --> 00:30:26,839
Hold on. We're getting offtrack.
474
00:30:27,400 --> 00:30:30,440
You young people know more
about this than we do.
475
00:30:30,920 --> 00:30:34,519
So we need your help.
What's safe for her to joke about?
476
00:30:34,599 --> 00:30:37,640
You want to make people laugh,
you joke about sex.
477
00:30:37,720 --> 00:30:39,359
- That's what I do.
- Yeah, and it's offensive.
478
00:30:39,440 --> 00:30:40,839
And anti-woman.
479
00:30:40,920 --> 00:30:42,759
You can't tell a joke
without offending someone.
480
00:30:42,839 --> 00:30:44,319
That's not true.
481
00:30:44,400 --> 00:30:49,200
W.S. Gilbert still delights
over a hundred years later...
482
00:30:49,279 --> 00:30:52,920
Except Gilbert and Sullivan
is classist and colonialist bullshit.
483
00:30:53,359 --> 00:30:55,519
Then how about dumb blondes?
484
00:31:12,839 --> 00:31:15,039
Where are the dancing girls
and slot machines?
485
00:31:15,599 --> 00:31:17,519
Hey. Wanna drink?
486
00:31:17,599 --> 00:31:21,680
Am I Marissa?
Thank you. So what's so funny?
487
00:31:22,160 --> 00:31:25,480
Just how the partners' ideas
on comedy lack...
488
00:31:25,559 --> 00:31:27,920
- Actual humor?
- Yeah, and grit and grime.
489
00:31:28,000 --> 00:31:29,759
I like my comedy
like I like my women.
490
00:31:29,839 --> 00:31:32,559
- Dirty?
- Sharp. And mean.
491
00:31:32,960 --> 00:31:35,359
When we were kids,
we used to cut each other up.
492
00:31:35,440 --> 00:31:38,079
At my school, we used to crack
on each other about everything.
493
00:31:38,160 --> 00:31:40,319
If you had a limp
or a speech impediment.
494
00:31:40,400 --> 00:31:42,200
Your hair was too nappy
or too straight.
495
00:31:42,279 --> 00:31:46,680
- If you were fat or looked starved.
- Are you serious?
496
00:31:48,359 --> 00:31:51,559
- We peed in a girl's shampoo bottle.
- That crosses the line.
497
00:31:51,640 --> 00:31:53,799
And now it's like you need
a permission slip to tell a joke.
498
00:31:53,880 --> 00:31:56,160
That's why I printed up these.
499
00:31:58,759 --> 00:32:01,079
A permit to tell a joke. I love it.
500
00:32:01,160 --> 00:32:02,359
And you can have that one.
501
00:32:02,440 --> 00:32:04,119
I don't think I should make
a Black joke.
502
00:32:04,200 --> 00:32:06,160
- I can handle it!
- Can I get a Jewish one?
503
00:32:07,599 --> 00:32:11,000
- Here. Jay, you want one?
- Shit. I want more than one.
504
00:32:11,599 --> 00:32:13,240
So, you're just gonna hand
these around?
505
00:32:13,319 --> 00:32:16,200
- Yeah, like trading cards or Bitcoin.
- What else you got?
506
00:32:17,279 --> 00:32:19,920
Feminist. Obama. Kamala.
507
00:32:20,920 --> 00:32:23,599
Republicans. The Fats.
508
00:32:24,599 --> 00:32:26,480
Skinny Bitches. That's a good one.
509
00:32:26,920 --> 00:32:28,799
Is there anything we can't do?
510
00:32:30,160 --> 00:32:32,640
- Necrophilia?
- No, that could be funny.
511
00:32:32,720 --> 00:32:35,279
- Autism.
- Selena Gomez's kidney transplant.
512
00:32:36,200 --> 00:32:38,359
Put one in just to throw everybody off.
513
00:32:38,440 --> 00:32:40,759
One that's so inappropriate even you
wouldn't joke about it.
514
00:32:40,839 --> 00:32:43,079
Could we get cancelled for
even joking about being canceled?
515
00:32:43,160 --> 00:32:44,200
Yeah.
516
00:32:44,279 --> 00:32:46,559
Wait. Here it comes now.
517
00:32:46,920 --> 00:32:49,119
Try this one. And see,
518
00:32:50,440 --> 00:32:52,559
- No, no, no.
- Come on!
519
00:32:52,640 --> 00:32:54,720
- I'm not touching that.
- Come on.
520
00:32:54,799 --> 00:32:57,599
Okay, Greta Thunberg walks
into a bar...
521
00:32:58,319 --> 00:33:02,000
- No, I can't. She's a child.
- She's eighteen!
522
00:33:06,640 --> 00:33:08,000
Do you think I'm funny?
523
00:33:10,440 --> 00:33:13,119
- During sex?
- No.
524
00:33:13,880 --> 00:33:16,039
Did I looking at you
like you were funny?
525
00:33:16,519 --> 00:33:18,279
Then, that's my bad,
526
00:33:18,359 --> 00:33:22,559
cause I was making my "damn, baby,
you're fine, get over here" face.
527
00:33:25,799 --> 00:33:28,400
No, shut up.
528
00:33:29,839 --> 00:33:33,079
l was told today that I'm not funny.
529
00:33:33,599 --> 00:33:38,079
Really, by who? Because you're funny.
530
00:33:38,640 --> 00:33:41,920
You just said that in a way that
makes it sound like I'm not funny.
531
00:33:43,359 --> 00:33:46,319
That's a lot to read from just tone.
532
00:33:46,640 --> 00:33:50,000
This is a discussion
nobody's gonna win.
533
00:33:51,319 --> 00:33:53,680
- You don't think I'm funny.
- No.
534
00:33:53,759 --> 00:33:57,640
Okay, baby, look.
Funny people aren't funny.
535
00:33:58,559 --> 00:34:00,279
You're gonna have to explain that.
536
00:34:02,079 --> 00:34:06,240
Funny People don't laugh. They just
stare at you and they say,
537
00:34:06,680 --> 00:34:09,760
"now, that's funny".
They're not fun to be around.
538
00:34:10,119 --> 00:34:13,679
- But you're funny.
- You think I'm funny?
539
00:34:14,119 --> 00:34:15,679
See, that's why I love you.
540
00:34:19,159 --> 00:34:24,440
- Wait, wait. By love, I meant...
- We don't have to talk about it.
541
00:34:24,519 --> 00:34:29,679
Stop now. Look.
By love I meant affection.
542
00:34:30,320 --> 00:34:33,519
I have affection towards you.
543
00:34:35,440 --> 00:34:37,519
Then maybe we should get married.
544
00:34:41,280 --> 00:34:43,079
Okay.
545
00:34:43,519 --> 00:34:46,440
- Now that's funny.
- Thank you.
546
00:34:46,519 --> 00:34:49,400
- I am funny.
- I can hear the applause now.
547
00:34:50,199 --> 00:34:52,519
Kurt, listen to me.
You can be jailed for contempt.
548
00:34:52,599 --> 00:34:55,159
I'm not naming names.
I'll just take the Fifth.
549
00:34:55,239 --> 00:34:57,760
But you need a good faith reason
to invoke the Fifth Amendment.
550
00:34:57,840 --> 00:35:00,920
If you don't have one, and God
knows I hope that you don't,
551
00:35:01,000 --> 00:35:02,559
you can still be held contempt.
552
00:35:04,159 --> 00:35:05,880
Who decides if I have
a good faith reason?
553
00:35:05,960 --> 00:35:09,280
A judge. Kurt, you're a witness
in a grand jury proceeding,
554
00:35:09,360 --> 00:35:13,400
not a gunslinger at the OK Corral.
Toughness is not what counts here.
555
00:35:13,920 --> 00:35:17,000
Mister and Missus McVeigh. Hello.
You ready?
556
00:35:18,159 --> 00:35:19,599
- Kurt?
- I'm ready.
557
00:35:19,679 --> 00:35:22,159
Not you. Diane.
558
00:35:23,320 --> 00:35:25,199
- I'm first?
- Yes.
559
00:35:29,559 --> 00:35:32,840
I do go shooting
with my husband occasionally.
560
00:35:32,920 --> 00:35:36,719
But I wasn't with him when he allegedly
trained some of these men.
561
00:35:36,800 --> 00:35:38,719
So I can't identify them.
562
00:35:39,199 --> 00:35:42,039
Are you sure about that, Miss Lockhart?
563
00:35:42,400 --> 00:35:44,920
I am sure of that, Miss Crozier.
564
00:35:45,440 --> 00:35:47,519
Can I play you a tape recording?
565
00:35:47,599 --> 00:35:48,920
No.
566
00:35:49,920 --> 00:35:53,360
It's a joke. This is your grand jury.
You can play anything you want.
567
00:35:54,719 --> 00:35:55,920
Hello? Yes.
568
00:35:56,559 --> 00:36:00,199
I would like to report the name
of one of the January sixth rioters
569
00:36:00,920 --> 00:36:02,719
I saw on your poster.
570
00:36:03,599 --> 00:36:04,800
Dylan Pike.
571
00:36:07,079 --> 00:36:08,559
Isn't that your voice,
572
00:36:08,960 --> 00:36:11,159
identifying one of the men
that your husband trained?
573
00:36:11,239 --> 00:36:12,920
It is my voice, but...
574
00:36:13,000 --> 00:36:16,239
So, you do in fact know a name.
575
00:36:16,320 --> 00:36:18,360
I didn't get that name from Kurt.
576
00:36:18,760 --> 00:36:21,239
I got that name
from our firm's investigator.
577
00:36:21,320 --> 00:36:23,079
And it's the only one I know.
578
00:36:23,159 --> 00:36:26,280
But a moment ago, you said that you
didn't know any...
579
00:36:31,639 --> 00:36:33,960
Any of the names.
580
00:36:34,679 --> 00:36:37,519
No, you asked me if I could identify
any of the men
581
00:36:37,599 --> 00:36:39,880
that my husband trained,
and I said I could not.
582
00:36:39,960 --> 00:36:41,119
And I still cannot.
583
00:36:41,199 --> 00:36:44,000
Okay. If that's how
you want to leave it.
584
00:36:44,079 --> 00:36:47,360
Well, this is your questioning.
It's where you want to leave it.
585
00:36:55,000 --> 00:36:57,960
Kurt, listen,
I need to explain something.
586
00:36:58,039 --> 00:37:00,000
Mister McVeigh? Are you ready?
587
00:37:00,079 --> 00:37:01,440
Please.
Can you give us just a minute?
588
00:37:01,519 --> 00:37:03,960
- We need Mister McVeigh now.
- Just a minute!
589
00:37:26,280 --> 00:37:29,119
- Did you get a card on your desk?
- Yeah.
590
00:37:29,199 --> 00:37:32,559
Mine says good for one joke about
little people. What about you?
591
00:37:32,639 --> 00:37:34,239
White Girl Clothes.
592
00:37:35,000 --> 00:37:37,599
- Did you use it?
- What's that mean, use it?
593
00:37:37,679 --> 00:37:42,079
I think it means that you're supposed
to use this card to tell one joke.
594
00:37:42,960 --> 00:37:45,280
I don't want to tell a joke
about White Girl Clothes.
595
00:37:45,800 --> 00:37:47,800
Well, then, you can trade me.
596
00:37:49,079 --> 00:37:51,599
Is this about people making fun
of the partners because they think
597
00:37:51,679 --> 00:37:53,000
we're not funny?
598
00:37:55,079 --> 00:37:58,679
I don't know. Maybe we need to look
for someone with a Partner's Card.
599
00:38:02,639 --> 00:38:04,199
I want your White Feminist card.
600
00:38:04,280 --> 00:38:06,719
I don't know if I can trust you with it.
This is like Park Place.
601
00:38:06,800 --> 00:38:08,960
I'll let you have my jokes about
Make-a-Wish Kids.
602
00:38:09,039 --> 00:38:12,159
- I have Ethnic Accents.
- I'm really good at doing accents.
603
00:38:12,239 --> 00:38:13,519
What is going on? Who did this?
604
00:38:13,599 --> 00:38:15,559
Who do you think? The mailroom.
605
00:38:15,920 --> 00:38:18,800
We're gonna have to get a handle
on this before the streamers come back
606
00:38:18,880 --> 00:38:21,800
because this is not
sensitivity read material.
607
00:38:24,480 --> 00:38:26,679
- The Africa one.
- The Nigeria one.
608
00:38:28,039 --> 00:38:30,400
That's more Indian.
I don't like that one.
609
00:38:32,400 --> 00:38:34,039
- Shit.
- What?
610
00:38:35,000 --> 00:38:36,559
HR wants to see me.
611
00:38:40,280 --> 00:38:41,519
Me, too.
612
00:38:51,880 --> 00:38:54,280
The fun's over.
Someone talked to HR.
613
00:38:54,360 --> 00:38:58,800
No, here's what we do. Nothing.
614
00:38:59,159 --> 00:39:01,519
We all refuse to go.
They can't fire all of us.
615
00:39:01,599 --> 00:39:03,400
Actually, they probably can.
616
00:39:03,480 --> 00:39:04,840
So, we delay.
617
00:39:04,920 --> 00:39:07,440
Everyone says they're busy,
which we all are,
618
00:39:07,519 --> 00:39:10,079
and they'll stop by. Next month.
619
00:39:10,559 --> 00:39:13,760
- That's not a bad idea.
- I think it is.
620
00:39:18,280 --> 00:39:20,559
- Come on.
- Your next witness, buddy.
621
00:39:20,639 --> 00:39:25,239
I'd like to call the inventor
of the NFT artwork. Mister Earle.
622
00:39:25,880 --> 00:39:27,800
I want to be clear to the members
of the jury
623
00:39:27,880 --> 00:39:30,519
that all witnesses
will be fully costumed,
624
00:39:30,599 --> 00:39:33,760
so you have no idea of race
or class status.
625
00:39:37,199 --> 00:39:39,599
Easy does it. Dean, help him up?
626
00:39:39,679 --> 00:39:42,519
Wrong way. You're getting cold.
There you go.
627
00:39:43,239 --> 00:39:46,239
Welcome. Don't sit on your stinger.
Easy.
628
00:39:46,320 --> 00:39:51,800
So, Mister Earle, very simply can
you tell us what a NFT artwork is?
629
00:39:51,880 --> 00:39:56,039
It's a unique piece of art made up
of a blockchain
630
00:39:56,119 --> 00:39:57,920
that establishes its uniqueness.
631
00:39:58,000 --> 00:40:03,400
The blockchain tech behind NFTs
allows us a means of authentication,
632
00:40:03,480 --> 00:40:07,400
allows proof of ownership to be
assigned to digital artworks,
633
00:40:07,480 --> 00:40:09,199
which makes collectibles
one of a kind.
634
00:40:09,280 --> 00:40:11,039
Mister Cord, hi.
635
00:40:11,800 --> 00:40:16,159
Hi! You're Eli Gold's little girl.
His daughter.
636
00:40:16,639 --> 00:40:19,159
Yeah, I saw you last at my work.
637
00:40:19,239 --> 00:40:21,840
That's right. Yeah. Come on.
Join me.
638
00:40:24,800 --> 00:40:26,719
This is a thing, isn't it?
639
00:40:28,400 --> 00:40:30,480
Yeah. How do you know about it?
640
00:40:30,559 --> 00:40:33,880
Well, I met the judge at where
you work on the elevator.
641
00:40:34,239 --> 00:40:36,039
Sounded interesting, his little project.
642
00:40:36,119 --> 00:40:38,639
- Your Honor, this is prejudicial.
- I actually agree.
643
00:40:39,159 --> 00:40:41,599
And I will instruct the jury
to disregard,
644
00:40:41,679 --> 00:40:46,599
but my guess is he won't mind because
juries can't disregard something
645
00:40:46,679 --> 00:40:48,239
they've already heard.
646
00:40:48,320 --> 00:40:51,880
So before we started, I required
both lawyers to give me
647
00:40:51,960 --> 00:40:55,480
photos of themselves in nothing but
a diaper and sucking their thumbs.
648
00:40:55,559 --> 00:40:58,119
- Your Honor. I didn't intend...
- Yes, you did.
649
00:40:58,599 --> 00:41:02,559
So please disregard this photo
you're about to see.
650
00:41:05,519 --> 00:41:08,559
I think you are the next GQ cover,
my friend.
651
00:41:09,239 --> 00:41:13,840
So, you're financing this? How much?
652
00:41:14,639 --> 00:41:16,719
Start-up money. Five million.
653
00:41:18,559 --> 00:41:20,559
Why are you interested?
654
00:41:21,440 --> 00:41:26,559
Well, this is the future.
We're disrupting things.
655
00:41:27,239 --> 00:41:31,320
Commerce and travel,
communications, currency.
656
00:41:31,400 --> 00:41:33,519
Now justice.
657
00:41:33,599 --> 00:41:37,400
The key isn't the money.
The key is I'm bringing cases.
658
00:41:38,639 --> 00:41:41,039
To the backroom of a copy store?
659
00:41:43,360 --> 00:41:46,159
Have you ever seen the garage where
they founded Hewlett Packard?
660
00:41:46,239 --> 00:41:49,559
It's about a fifth the size of this
room, and it's a museum now.
661
00:41:49,960 --> 00:41:51,559
It's our hallowed ground.
662
00:41:51,639 --> 00:41:54,280
Twenty years from now,
this will be a museum.
663
00:41:54,719 --> 00:41:56,719
It will be a shrine to justice.
664
00:41:59,079 --> 00:42:01,000
Here comes the defendant.
665
00:42:03,199 --> 00:42:04,800
You remind me of an old joke.
666
00:42:05,280 --> 00:42:08,519
Guy walks into a Florida bar with his
alligator and says to the bartender:
667
00:42:08,599 --> 00:42:09,719
"You serve lawyers here?"
668
00:42:09,800 --> 00:42:13,039
Thank you, Mister McVeigh,
for responding to our summons.
669
00:42:13,119 --> 00:42:14,079
You're welcome.
670
00:42:14,519 --> 00:42:18,400
McVeigh, that's an unfortunate name.
671
00:42:19,239 --> 00:42:20,480
Any relation?
672
00:42:21,559 --> 00:42:24,400
I've been told by my lawyer to respond
to all your questions
673
00:42:24,480 --> 00:42:27,199
I refuse to answer on the grounds
that it may tend to incriminate me.
674
00:42:27,280 --> 00:42:30,719
Really? Asking if you're related
to the Oklahoma bomber,
675
00:42:30,800 --> 00:42:32,320
that might incriminate you?
676
00:42:32,400 --> 00:42:34,760
I've been told by my lawyer
to respond to all your questions
677
00:42:34,840 --> 00:42:38,039
I refuse to answer on the ground
that may tend to incriminate me.
678
00:42:38,400 --> 00:42:40,880
Let's turn to January sixth
of this year.
679
00:42:41,280 --> 00:42:44,039
All we want to know are the names
of the gunmen you trained.
680
00:42:44,119 --> 00:42:45,199
Do you know those names?
681
00:42:45,639 --> 00:42:48,239
I've been told by my lawyer to respond
to all your questions
682
00:42:48,320 --> 00:42:51,280
I refuse to answer on the grounds
that it may tend to incriminate me.
683
00:42:51,719 --> 00:42:55,119
You have to have a good faith reason
to invoke the Fifth Amendment.
684
00:42:55,199 --> 00:42:58,360
You can't just use it to avoid
answering questions
685
00:42:58,679 --> 00:43:02,000
because I can hold you in contempt
for refusing to answer.
686
00:43:02,800 --> 00:43:05,119
- Is that a question?
- Yes.
687
00:43:06,800 --> 00:43:10,199
I've been told by my lawyer to respond
to all your questions...
688
00:43:10,280 --> 00:43:11,760
Let's talk about your lawyer.
689
00:43:12,159 --> 00:43:18,000
Because I don't know that she has
your best interests at heart.
690
00:43:18,719 --> 00:43:20,079
Let me play you a tape.
691
00:43:21,599 --> 00:43:24,840
Hello? Yes. I would like
to report the name
692
00:43:24,920 --> 00:43:29,440
of one of the January sixth rioters
I saw on your poster.
693
00:43:31,760 --> 00:43:33,199
Dylan Pike.
694
00:43:34,199 --> 00:43:37,199
No. I'd rather not leave my name.
695
00:43:39,719 --> 00:43:43,679
The only reason that you're here
is because your wife is a talker.
696
00:43:44,480 --> 00:43:46,239
Would you like to comment on that?
697
00:43:52,440 --> 00:43:53,920
I've been told by my lawyer...
698
00:43:59,360 --> 00:44:01,679
I should have told you. I'm sorry.
699
00:44:03,079 --> 00:44:05,559
But I knew you'd be upset,
so I withheld.
700
00:44:06,400 --> 00:44:07,639
I was wrong.
701
00:44:08,800 --> 00:44:11,880
So what happened?
Did you take the Fifth?
702
00:44:12,280 --> 00:44:13,440
Did she allow it?
703
00:44:14,320 --> 00:44:17,039
- Kurt!
- I need a new lawyer.
704
00:44:32,039 --> 00:44:35,679
We need to ask everybody to cool it
because we're all getting calls from HR.
705
00:44:35,760 --> 00:44:37,840
I didn't even make a joke,
and I'm being called.
706
00:44:37,920 --> 00:44:41,679
So, we'll just collect the cards,
and we'll just go back to normal.
707
00:44:41,760 --> 00:44:44,639
They were harmless. HR needs
to stop harassing us.
708
00:44:44,719 --> 00:44:46,559
Everyone got along.
No one got into a fight.
709
00:44:46,639 --> 00:44:50,039
Everybody got that it was a joke.
I'm not going up to see them.
710
00:44:50,119 --> 00:44:52,280
- We can't boycott HR.
- Why not? Downstairs is.
711
00:44:52,360 --> 00:44:53,559
Because we're adults.
712
00:44:53,639 --> 00:44:56,480
As partners, we work with HR,
not against them.
713
00:44:56,559 --> 00:44:59,199
So, nobody here is joining
any boycott.
714
00:44:59,280 --> 00:45:03,159
So, we have to go up and be
questioned and sensitized again?
715
00:45:03,239 --> 00:45:05,159
Fine. I will go up first
and talk to them.
716
00:45:06,199 --> 00:45:09,800
Look who's here. Okay, I will
walk them through our work.
717
00:45:15,920 --> 00:45:18,440
I'm sorry I missed you the other day,
Mister Wackner.
718
00:45:18,519 --> 00:45:19,599
It couldn't be avoided.
719
00:45:19,679 --> 00:45:23,199
It's no problem.
I found it incredibly educational.
720
00:45:23,280 --> 00:45:26,079
Yes, Marisa says
that you have been busy.
721
00:45:26,159 --> 00:45:28,960
She also says you have great plans
for your court.
722
00:45:29,039 --> 00:45:32,320
Well, if you call great that I finally
got a plumber to fix my toilet.
723
00:45:32,400 --> 00:45:34,920
I put in one of those Japanese toilets.
Have you used one of those?
724
00:45:35,000 --> 00:45:36,119
The seat's always warm.
725
00:45:36,199 --> 00:45:39,519
I would call great
a five-million-dollar investment
726
00:45:39,599 --> 00:45:42,199
Actually, I met Hal right here.
727
00:45:42,280 --> 00:45:45,039
So we have you to thank
for bringing us together, Diane.
728
00:45:45,119 --> 00:45:49,760
I'm going to double his retainer so
that you can give your full attention
729
00:45:49,840 --> 00:45:52,079
to the Nine and Three Quarters Circuit.
730
00:45:52,159 --> 00:45:54,199
Kind of attention it really deserves.
731
00:45:56,199 --> 00:45:58,119
- Would you like my advice?
- Yes.
732
00:45:58,599 --> 00:46:01,840
You can't be judging cases thrown
at you by David Cord
733
00:46:01,920 --> 00:46:05,119
if David Cord is financing your court.
That is corruption.
734
00:46:05,199 --> 00:46:09,480
I have absolutely no vested interest
in any of these cases. None.
735
00:46:09,880 --> 00:46:10,920
Well, how is that possible?
736
00:46:11,000 --> 00:46:15,679
I'm stepping away from my businesses.
I want to work on this country.
737
00:46:15,760 --> 00:46:19,920
l want to bring it back. I'm retiring.
738
00:46:20,320 --> 00:46:23,039
I know my promise
won't do much good here.
739
00:46:23,119 --> 00:46:25,280
But I don't care if Jesus himself
financed my court.
740
00:46:25,360 --> 00:46:28,079
I'd cash his checks.
I'd judge against him.
741
00:46:28,880 --> 00:46:31,320
I'm the most untouchable man
on earth.
742
00:46:31,760 --> 00:46:36,199
You know why? I got nothing to lose
and nothing to gain.
743
00:46:36,679 --> 00:46:38,000
That's a Todd Snyder song.
744
00:46:52,679 --> 00:46:56,719
Okay, gentlemen.
What advice do you need?
745
00:46:58,239 --> 00:47:01,840
As you can see, we offered
alternate lines when appropriate.
746
00:47:02,800 --> 00:47:07,679
Yeah. I can see that.
This is a very thorough work.
747
00:47:07,760 --> 00:47:09,920
- I won't say it was easy.
- You know what they say.
748
00:47:10,000 --> 00:47:11,559
Comedy's hard. Right, Morgan?
749
00:47:11,639 --> 00:47:12,880
Not done yet.
750
00:47:16,519 --> 00:47:20,159
We really liked the original pages.
751
00:47:21,400 --> 00:47:24,840
Just so you know.
We have other services, too.
752
00:47:24,920 --> 00:47:28,079
Our litigation department
is one of the best in the country.
753
00:47:32,000 --> 00:47:33,400
You don't like it?
754
00:47:34,639 --> 00:47:39,800
No. I love it.
755
00:47:39,880 --> 00:47:41,360
This is...
756
00:47:41,840 --> 00:47:44,000
This is the funniest thing I've read
in years.
757
00:47:44,079 --> 00:47:45,920
This is the funniest thing
from a lawyer
758
00:47:46,000 --> 00:47:48,039
since Dershowitz stripped down
for a massage.
759
00:47:49,239 --> 00:47:51,440
We can take another look at it.
760
00:47:51,840 --> 00:47:53,719
Morgan, we don't want
to get cancelled, okay?
761
00:47:53,800 --> 00:47:56,760
You're right.
You're right to be worried.
762
00:47:56,840 --> 00:48:01,480
In fact, I will give you a list
of Twitter cancellers
763
00:48:01,559 --> 00:48:03,360
that you can put on stage
when I get canceled.
764
00:48:03,440 --> 00:48:07,679
I'm sure they're just as funny.
Maybe not as funny as this,
765
00:48:07,760 --> 00:48:10,480
but this is gonna be hard to beat.
766
00:48:10,559 --> 00:48:13,079
If you read what I read...
Do we have the same copy?
767
00:48:13,159 --> 00:48:16,039
Because, haish, you guys, funny.
768
00:48:16,119 --> 00:48:20,840
I know comedy, and this is...
You're too good. I get it.
769
00:48:20,920 --> 00:48:24,559
This though. Wait a minute.
Norwegians. Did you see that part?
770
00:48:24,639 --> 00:48:29,000
Get out with the Norwegians.
Who came up with the Norwegians?
771
00:48:29,079 --> 00:48:30,639
You? Maybe you?
772
00:48:30,719 --> 00:48:32,599
You guys are all gonna be big
on TikTok.
773
00:48:32,679 --> 00:48:37,840
Because anybody that says Norwegians
as a punchline is too good.
774
00:48:38,679 --> 00:48:42,239
It's too good. It's so good,
I'm quitting the business. Finally.
775
00:48:42,760 --> 00:48:44,559
Well, this was helpful.
776
00:48:45,320 --> 00:48:47,840
Our firm can handle all your needs.
777
00:48:48,320 --> 00:48:51,320
I'll be in touch. Miss Reddick.
778
00:48:52,280 --> 00:48:53,679
Mister Cooper.
779
00:48:57,119 --> 00:49:00,840
It makes me laugh.
I'm quitting show business.
780
00:49:01,400 --> 00:49:02,719
That was fucked.
781
00:49:03,599 --> 00:49:07,159
David, they asked us for a sensitivity
read, not to redefine comedy.
782
00:49:07,239 --> 00:49:11,480
No, they asked us to sign a client,
you and I.
783
00:49:11,559 --> 00:49:14,679
A massive client and we failed.
784
00:49:16,119 --> 00:49:17,360
You failed.
785
00:49:18,039 --> 00:49:21,440
Why don't to just take your hardnosed
asshole tactics back upstairs?
786
00:49:21,519 --> 00:49:25,039
- I'm your boss, Liz!
- No! My boss is your boss.
787
00:49:25,119 --> 00:49:26,599
And he is somewhere in Dubai.
788
00:49:26,679 --> 00:49:28,960
And you and I don't even know
his name.
789
00:49:29,039 --> 00:49:33,519
So, stop the shit and work with me.
I'll talk to Del later.
790
00:49:38,960 --> 00:49:42,079
That was nicely done.
Very Boseman-like.
791
00:49:42,920 --> 00:49:44,239
I know.
792
00:49:51,360 --> 00:49:55,199
Hey. I recognize you.
How do I recognize you?
793
00:49:57,119 --> 00:49:58,960
Chicago Improv. 2008.
794
00:49:59,800 --> 00:50:01,800
Yeah. You were great.
795
00:50:01,880 --> 00:50:04,079
- Thanks, man.
- Hal Wackner. David Cord.
796
00:50:04,159 --> 00:50:05,239
Del Cooper.
797
00:50:05,320 --> 00:50:07,199
- Thanks.
- What are you doing now, Del?
798
00:50:07,280 --> 00:50:09,440
I own a comedy
streaming service. You?
799
00:50:09,840 --> 00:50:12,480
- I invented a court.
- I finance it.
800
00:50:13,679 --> 00:50:15,239
Now, that's a funny idea.
801
00:50:15,719 --> 00:50:17,840
Then maybe we should talk, huh?
802
00:50:25,519 --> 00:50:26,800
Jay.
803
00:50:29,800 --> 00:50:32,679
- Did you talk to Dylan Pike?
- I did. Just today.
804
00:50:33,679 --> 00:50:36,119
And he's saying
that Kurt is the ringleader?
805
00:50:36,599 --> 00:50:37,920
Yep.
806
00:50:39,559 --> 00:50:41,000
How? What else?
807
00:50:42,320 --> 00:50:44,159
Diane, you're not...
808
00:50:44,599 --> 00:50:46,320
Kurt said you're not
his lawyer anymore.
809
00:50:46,400 --> 00:50:48,679
Julius is his lawyer.
810
00:50:49,239 --> 00:50:52,199
- You need me?
- Yes. The Kurt McVeigh case.
811
00:50:52,639 --> 00:50:54,440
Good. Come on in.
812
00:51:18,000 --> 00:51:20,880
Thank you for your concern up here
in Human Resources.
813
00:51:20,960 --> 00:51:24,119
We appreciate it.
But I just want to insist
814
00:51:24,199 --> 00:51:27,599
that this was just a bunch
of lawyers blowing off steam
815
00:51:27,679 --> 00:51:30,039
and satirizing the sensitivity,
816
00:51:31,159 --> 00:51:35,079
the justifiable sensitivity
of corporate culture.
817
00:51:35,800 --> 00:51:38,400
Nobody complained about being
the butt of a joke because,
818
00:51:38,480 --> 00:51:41,440
as you can see, everyone was
the butt of a joke.
819
00:51:41,519 --> 00:51:45,320
Everybody had a card.
Everybody was being made fun of.
820
00:51:45,400 --> 00:51:47,480
Look, there's even a card
with my name on it
821
00:51:47,559 --> 00:51:49,639
that someone from the mailroom used
to tell a joke
822
00:51:49,719 --> 00:51:52,519
about how far a stick was up my ass.
823
00:51:54,039 --> 00:51:55,719
Who from the mailroom?
824
00:51:57,079 --> 00:51:59,320
- No.
- We just want to talk to him.
825
00:51:59,400 --> 00:52:03,840
No, I was the butt of that joke. And
then I got to say a joke about them.
826
00:52:03,920 --> 00:52:05,599
So, no, you're not going to review this.
827
00:52:05,679 --> 00:52:07,880
- We can go upstairs.
- There is no upstairs.
828
00:52:07,960 --> 00:52:09,559
There's always upstairs.
829
00:52:10,320 --> 00:52:12,320
You know what? Let's see.
830
00:52:12,880 --> 00:52:14,199
Here you go.
831
00:52:17,159 --> 00:52:19,880
You have a card that says black boss.
832
00:52:19,960 --> 00:52:23,239
I'm Black, and I'm a boss.
So go ahead.
833
00:52:25,119 --> 00:52:27,320
Hold on. Here we go.
834
00:52:27,400 --> 00:52:29,199
I have one that says
Human Resources.
835
00:52:29,280 --> 00:52:31,320
So, I get to tell a joke about you.
836
00:52:31,400 --> 00:52:33,679
And then you get to tell a joke
about me.
837
00:52:35,400 --> 00:52:38,159
- Why would I do that?
- Because we're human.
838
00:52:41,719 --> 00:52:43,280
Okay, here I go.
839
00:52:43,840 --> 00:52:47,559
How many Human Resources people
does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
69088
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