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THE GOOD FIGHT
Season 3, episode 6

America Goes Poddy is sponsored by the
online hiring site Double Duty Hiring.

So, Bill, what's on tap for
America Goes Poddy this week ?

More lies from
"Individual Number One ?"

No. It's a positive story actually.
Democrats are suddenly doing well.

And the question being asked
by all my bro friends is,

"Who is cutting
into Trump's base ?"

You're talking about the take down
of the Republican troll farms ?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. But also
the doxing of the Red Jackets

when they tried some uncool
voter intimidation.

And the country singer, Sabrina Wynne,
she finally comes out against Trump.

- So who are the bad asses doing this ?
- You know what ?

Let's not find out. Let's just ask
these brahs to keep it going.

Because that's what we always said when
we worked at the Obama White House,

don't get in the way of someone kicking
ass. So go for the jugular, guys.

Okay. We're taking America Goes
Poddy on the road next...

We shall overcome

We shall overcome some day

Diane ! You heard America
Goes Poddy this morning ?

Yes. Amazing.

We thought we'd christen
our new bat cave.

- Yeah.
- We're kicking ass.

There's a story in Huffington Post too:
"The New Progressive Activists."

- We're like folk heroes.
- Everybody's wondering who we are.

So... What next ?
What do we do now ?

- We have to top it.
- With what ?

A slam dunk.
We go after his personal life.

- I can prove Trump fucks men.
- How are you gonna do that ?

- No. Go after Melania.
- In what way ?

- Find out what she knows.
- I'll see if I can hack her e-mail.

Good. I suggest we name ourselves. I'm
sick of just calling us The Resistance.

How about what I tell my assistant
about this group ?

- What ?
- It's my Book Club.

- The Book Club. I like it.
- Yeah. Yeah.

- Who would suspect ?
- Welcome to the Book Club !

SECOND HELIX

- What is that all about ?
- Second Helix.

Oh, right. That's got to take
a month to get through.

You may wanna join the
argument down the hall.

But it's Roland Blum.

It's four million dollars
for a few months' work !

He was here a few days
and he stole a client list.

Are we really already back to this ?

We already agreed to Second Helix's
terms. They insisted we work together.

- But does he have to work here ?
- As opposed to where ?

Well, we could work at Blum's
place of business.

He doesn't have a place of business.

Well, then we could rent a space.
Find a place that's neutral.

The problem is having him here
in our building.

Marissa's watching him, Diane.
The man is not a wizard.

I mean, what can he do
if we're watching him

from the moment he arrives
to the moment he leaves ?

- This is a mistake.
- Liz, what's your take ?

Stop talking about him.
I mean, this is our, what ?

Our third meeting dedicated to him ?
Blum lives on attention, so starve him.

Don't give him the oxygen.

Don't forget, tell them I want Anya.
Keep the car running.

I may need it for lunch, okay ?
I need a number.

That's the fee, the perks package,
and your end.

Well, figure it out and get back to me.
Jesus, more boxes ?

- Hey, what was your name again ?
- Are you talking to me ?

You wanna run out
and get us some fries ?

Sure.

You're Eli Gold's daughter, right ?

Yeah, I knew your mother,
Vanessa.

Hell of a fuck. What do they
say about Jewish women,

lying there like a lox ? Not her.

She knew more tricks
than a monkey on a flagpole.

So you're my dad ? Is that what you're
saying ? Can I have some money ?

Don't tell me. Shtetl roots.

Temple Shalom. Camp at Oconomowoc.

Did Aliyah at twenty-one. Fell for
an Israeli in the special forces.

Good thing you met Roy Cohn
or you'd be, what, a dentist ?

Must have been tricky when
he broke you in like a stallion.

What did they say about Nancy Reagan
and the trailer hitch ?

Your mother could beat her.
Suck the chrome right off.

Oh, there was this one time
at the Tunnel.

Your mom was doing shots
of tequila with this...

One singular sensation,
every little step she takes.

What are you doing ?

One thrilling combination,
every move that she makes.

So this is like those convenience
stores playing classical music

to get rid of the kids ?

One smile and suddenly
nobody else will do.

Oh, dear fucking God.

You know you'll never be lonely
with...

And you can forget the rest.

For the guy is second best to none,
son !

Ooh. Sigh.
Give him your attention...

- Do you wanna watch me crap ?
- Do I...

Of course, he had to be Jewish.
The beard, the greed, the deceit.

I can hear grandma Sylvia say,
"He's bad for the Jews."

He's everything wrong with
the diaspora wrapped in one.

A dybbuk practicing law.
I should probably kill him.

Oh, God. I almost kind of like him
a little bit. He makes me laugh.

What's that Dylan song, sometimes
Satan comes as a man of peace ?

Sometimes Satan just comes
with a whoopee cushion.

So never laugh.

You show him your laugh
and you're dead.

No matter what he does,
just give him that look.

- What look ?
- This look !

Did you wash your hands ?

So can I get you anything ?
Some coffee, Mister...

Wade V. Uh, no, lovey. I'm all
about the juices right now.

So, you said this is not about
a divorce, it's for a postnup ?

- Yes.
- How long have you been married ?

No. It's not about me. But thanks for
thinking I give off the marriage vibe.

Your haircut is ninety-seven percent
perfect.

It accentuates your cheekbones
just right.

But do ask your stylist about a razor
on top. It wants volume here,

and here, and also over here.

And use the five-inch scissors,
not the five-and-a-half.

- Sorry. What were you saying ?
- You're not here for yourself ?

No. For a friend. A client, a friend.

She's a star. A major star.
You probably know who she is,

but I can't say her name,

and she can't be seen going
in and out of lawyer's offices,

so I'm just screening
for her a little bit.

- Would you give me a second ?
- Of course.

He's a hairdresser. Wade V.
It's a postnup for a star client.

Got it.

So this star, I can't help her
if I don't know her name,

but whatever we say here
is completely confidential.

No. But she's prepared to pay you
triple your rate.

And she also gets to set the rules.

Wade V, Chicago, Celebrity Stylist

KARDASHIAN'S HAIRDRESSER REVEALS
HIS TOP FOUR HAIR TRENDS. EXCLUSIVE

- Yeah ?
- Kardashian.

- Which one ?
- Kim.

Adrian, you may wanna
stay on top of this.

- Why ? What is it ?
- Lucca with a new client.

A divorce ? Does it matter ?

Kim and Kanye.

So how would you like this
to work ?

Do you want me to...

You're on with Lucca Quinn
in Chicago.

Good morning.

Thanks for your interest in Reddick,
Boseman and Lockhart, ma'am.

The question is about
unconscionability.

I'm assuming in the context
of a postnup ?

Well, there is no standard criteria,
but if you can prove lack of choice

or lack of knowledge at the time
of the postnup,

for example, if one of the parties
misrepresented their fortune,

then you have a very good shot.

- That's your answer ?
- Yes.

Anything else ? We're good ?
Okay. I'll ask her.

She wants to know are you free
today at noon for a meeting.

- In person ?
- Yeah.

Yeah. I could move...
I can move a few things.

Okay. Don't make a big deal
out of it.

You know, there's a very short list
of women who could pull off that cut.

Good job.

- Kim and Kanye ?
- I'm not sure.

She didn't speak on the phone.
But she's coming in at noon.

Are you fucking kidding me ?

I know. I know.

That's a three hundred
million dollar divorce.

Five hundred million.
I Googled it.

Okay.

So we line up all the lawyers
that have worked...

No. No. I think
I should do this alone.

- Lucca, this is a really big deal.
- I know. And you need to trust me.

She's skittish. She wants this
private. Small.

And she wants someone
she can trust.

If she didn't talk on the phone,
how do you know that ?

The vibe.

Adrian, trust me.

Jesus Christ.

So you called upstairs as soon as
you found out it was a Kardashian ?

Yes.

And if I'd asked you
not to call upstairs ?

I would have agreed,
and then called upstairs.

As long as we know
where we stand...

Roland, we need to talk.

Privately.

Hey, kids, fuck off.

Just for a minute.

So look at all that !

Yeah. How far are we ?

Well, requires more
than a cursory read.

Anyway, Roland, I'm gonna need you
to rein it in.

What, have I been un-reined ?

It's all the personnel, Roland.

Well, tell me,
how many is too many ?

You can have one assistant,
no masseuse,

and no outside meetings here.

You can arrange your meetings
somewhere else.

- No problemo.
- Good.

Vernon was hoping
to meet you, but... Another time.

- Vernon ?
- Jordan. Yeah. We go way back.

He has a meeting today at two.

He can take it in the upstairs
boardroom. That's it.

- How do you rent those ?
- You don't. These are mine.

Where did you buy them ?

- How long have you been throwing ?
- A month.

- Do you wanna get serious ?
- Actually, I do.

Ask for Hannah.

SERIOUS AXES

What are you doing ?

- Nothing. Working.
- In reception ?

Yes. We were just trying
to use all the spaces.

Okay. Get out of here.
Come on. Go. Now !

Embarrassing. You guys.

- Are you sure you don't need help ?
- No. It's fine, Kevin. Thank you.

Goodbye, Kevin.

Oh, hey. That's why we
don't share information.

I didn't share with
anyone but Adrian.

It doesn't matter. It gets out.
It always gets out.

- Lucca Quinn ?
- Yes ?

That's her. The haircut.

- Mister V.
- I like the way that sounds.

This is Zelda Raye.

- The noon appointment ?
- Yes.

Is there somewhere we can talk,
Miss Quinn ?

We're good, you guys.

- Who was that ?
- The client.

Yeah, looks like we got ahead of
ourselves on the Kardashian front.

- This is her office ?
- Oh, God. You are a snob.

I'm not a snob.
It's just this is a big case.

That's why she needs someone
he doesn't know.

- Do you want me to step out ?
No.

- Yes.
- Wait.

They should have the conversation,
at least.

She's the only one who answered
the question well.

Are you the one
with the postnup, Zelda ?

My client would like
to speak to you directly.

Hello ? Is anyone there ?

Yes.

This is Lucca Quinn.
May I help you ?

I have to ask something sensitive.

Nothing of this can be repeated.

Of course. Well, you don't need
to worry about that.

Attorney-client privilege
prevails here.

- You promise ?
- I do promise.

Okay. My husband is a very important
man, and he is very bitter.

He has ways to find out things and to
hurt me. He also has a team of lawyers.

I need someone who is on my side,

someone who can tell me how
to respond. Do you understand ?

I do. Shall we talk ?

Melania came with her name
and a dream.

Maybe. I mean, what do I know ?

First Ellis Island
and then quarantine.

Smallpox perhaps in the tidal,

Teeming Slovenia town
near Little Rome.

Poles, and Italians, and Irish.

Some kind of stew meat
that tasted like home.

Lonely but stylish she'd sigh and say,

"I wish that I lived in a castle
somewhere in the sky,"

"with someone who'd always
take care of me."

"Why is it so hard to get there
from here ?"

Maybe she struggled and toiled
and tried.

Hard work and determination.

One day, she woke with a man
by her side.

Finally she rose to her station.

Now that she is the best
that she can be,

Does she recall her beginning ?

Poor huddled masses that yearn
to breathe free.

Does she feel tired of winning ?

Does she feel tired ?

So, first things first,

why don't you tell me
a little bit about this postnup ?

Hello ? Are you still there ?

The new postnup, it says I must
stay married for more years,

or I will get nothing.

I see. How many more years ?

I must stay until December
of twenty-twenty.

Okay. Twenty-twenty. And you might
wanna divorce earlier, is that it ?

I don't know. I want options.
There is a lot of pressure.

And that's why you asked
about unconscionability ?

Whether the postnup
can be terminated ?

Yes. And there are possible
criminal issues.

I don't want to be in trouble
for some things he did.

Well, without discussing the exact
details of these criminal issues,

a postnup shouldn't impact this.

But he has given me some gifts
where there might be some questions.

Are these gifts titles to properties ?
Did he transfer them to you ?

- I don't want to answer that.
- Okay. Got it completely.

- Zelda, are you there ?
- You want me to put it on speaker ?

Yes.

I'm here.

I like her. Give her the document
and let her look. Then we must talk.

Of course. Whatever you wish.

This is all the background you'll need.
Take a look, and we'll be in touch.

Does the... President know that
his wife is consulting a lawyer ?

It's a mistake to conclude that
from this conversation.

I can't be an effective lawyer
without knowing these details.

She doesn't trust you fully yet.
Gain her trust, and then we'll talk.

Help her. She's in over her head.

What the fuck ?

So who's the...

- Who's the client ?
- I'm not sure.

Why are there redactions
in their postnup ?

I don't know if this is a prank
or if this is for real.

What is real ?

That was a hairdresser
and a woman named Zelda Ray,

and they supposedly
put me on the phone with...

... the first lady.

- You're being punked.
- I thought so too.

But this is a lot of work for a prank.

Can you do some digging
into Zelda Ray ?

Can't you just walk beside me ?
It looks like you're guarding me.

Okay. Leave me now.
I'm heading to lunch.

Lemond.

- Mister Blum.
- What did I do to rate a mister ?

You embarrassed a district attorney
in the Antonelli trial.

I kept that motherfucker
out of prison four times.

He stiffed me the last two. I told him
if he ever called me again,

I would personally make sure
they locked him up under the jail.

You know he was trying to peddle
your ass to the Feds, right ?

I know. Hey, this is the guy who was
looking out for me right here.

So we're here.

It's just the three of us ?
What's so secret ?

I asked Jay to look into a new
client I was on the phone with.

- Is this still about the Kardashians ?
- No.

Lucca was worried it was a prank.

But I did some research
on the client's conduit.

It's a Wade V, a New York
hairdresser, and Zelda Ray.

A conduit ? I don't understand ?

The client doesn't wanna be
seen coming into a law firm.

Why ?

Zelda Ray runs a management company
in New York. Not one of the big ones.

- So the client is a model ?
- She was one. She is no longer.

Why are you two being so cagey ?

I think I was put on the phone
with Melania Trump.

What ? Are you suggesting
that Melania Trump

wants to use her manager
from her modeling days ?

We're not suggesting anything.
It's just a fact.

Zelda Ray is her ex-manager, or she was
for a few months, and she was in here.

Why would she use a hairdresser
and her ex-manager ?

I mean, she has a staff.

Her husband told her
she didn't need a lawyer

to review the changes in their postnup.

- Her husband meaning Trump ?
- I don't know.

But if it is Trump, I think
she went outside his DC circle

to get a second opinion.

An opinion from a mid-sized
Chicago law firm

with mainly African-American lawyers ?

- Yeah.
- Or we're being set up.

For ?

What is in this postnup ?

She loses all her money if they
divorce before twenty-twenty.

She wants to divorce
before twenty-twenty ?

She wants the freedom to divorce.

Holy fuck.

- When do you speak with her again ?
- Tomorrow.

- All right. Keep us informed.
- Okay.

- Okay.
- Okay.

Does this seem weird to you ?

What ? The fact that we were talking
about Melania Trump this morning

and now she wants to hire us ?

I mean, the various levels of weirdness
here are really hard to untangle.

So, we're saying someone is
surveilling our resistance group ?

- Book group.
- Book group.

And now they wanna dangle some
irresistible bait in front of us ?

- Yeah.
- To what purpose ?

I don't know.
But we better be careful.

Maybe it's... Maybe it's good news,
and we're just not used to it.

Oh, yeah. How likely is that ?

I don't know. I'm just... I'm just
so in the mood for looking up.

Oh, well, that ended fast.

And that saved a lot.

Lemond, good to see you.
Sorry to keep you waiting, man.

I wasn't waiting.
I was catching up.

- You two know each other ?
- From way back.

Yeah. We used to run into each other
at opium tastings

at the Jewish Community Center.

So I know that Lemond wants to talk
some business with us, Mister Blum.

So why don't we just go upstairs ?

Oh, actually, I was hoping
Roland could stick around.

That might cause a problem if
there are any attorney-client issues.

Oh. I thought he was working here.

No, he is, but it's just on the one
case, and it's not criminal so...

Well, this isn't criminal.

I have been known to blunder
onto a good idea now and then.

Well, you're better off
incorporating in Delaware.

I'd just as soon not have another
state full of agencies to pay off.

Why, you do give a shitload of money
to so- called "good causes."

So-called like the Johns Hopkins
Malaria Research Institute ?

Habitat for Humanity ?

I'm always suspicious when liberals
use the word "humanity."

You gave two-hundred thousand
dollars to Georgetown ?

My son has his heart set
on going there.

- How's it look ?
- They wait-listed him.

Two-hundred thousand dollars
and they fucking wait-listed him ?

Are you kidding me ?

Apparently, a lot of applicants
give that much and more.

So, what's the moral of this story ?

Two-hundred thousand
doesn't mean what it used to ?

No, before you put your hand in your
pocket, you talk to your lawyers.

Correct me if I'm wrong, Adrian,
but this is a phone call, is it not ?

Getting my son into Georgetown ?

Well, I mean, we can definitely
put our heads together...

They're being modest.
One phone call and it's done.

I always said you needed a hammer.
And there he is.

Your hammer.

Yup, there he is.

Why would you tell Lemond that we
could get his son into Georgetown ?

Because we can ?

What is it with this "we" bullshit ?
There is no "we" here.

The "we bullshit," dearest Diane,
is a nod to my very generous nature.

- Are you medicated right now ?
- No. I forget.

Look, even though it'll be "me"
who calls Father Pat to remind him

who kept his nephew out of prison,
it'll benefit "us."

Hi. I was told to ask for Hannah.

Hi.

Oh, hello.

So you're here to go
to the next level.

Well, I'm here to see what
the next level looks like.

Here's the thing about axes, once you
start buying them, you'll never stop.

Like fine wine ?

This is what I suggest.

Oh, that's probably more than I...

Oh my God.

Those are beautiful.

This is a Morvan Q-P. Morvan has been
making axes in Prussia since 1646.

They're hand forged.
They've got a clear-tempered zone

that adds to the strength of the blade.
Go 'head. Lift one.

Oh, my.

Whoa, that's feels good.

Oh, my.

Solid steel with a rubber grip,
to ensure a smooth toss,

and it's got a double bit head allowing
you to swap sides between throws.

I want them.

- So, hi ! How did you get my address ?
- How do you think ?

Better answer it.

This is Lucca.

- Did you look at the contract ?
- I did.

It's not good. He has all the rights,
you have none.

We can talk about specific language,
but if you were any other client,

I would advise you threaten
your husband with divorce.

I know it's a big play, but, you know,
the only reason he's pushing for this

is because he's the vulnerable
one, not you.

So, you know, threaten him
with divorce, call his bluff,

and you'll get a better deal.

- Hello ?
- I should go.

No, wait there, there's
always a way to fight it.

- This was a mistake.
- Wait, no.

- You're Catholic, right ?
- Why ? Why does that matter ?

Annulment.

You threaten annulment.
That wouldn't just void the marriage,

that would void the prenup, too.

Any non-disclosure agreements
in the original contract,

they would cease to exist.
Which means you could speak freely.

You could write a book, hit the talk
show circuits, whatever you want.

I'll call you back.

And we're back.
Today, on America Goes Poddy...

- You know who we have on the phone ?
- Who ?

- Melania.
- Melania. Are you there ?

Yes, Bill. I am here.

Oh, do you mind to wait so I can get
the cheeseburgers out of my bed ?

I'm sorry. Miss First Lady,

I was not aware that you still
slept with each other.

Oh, yes. He comes into my room
to check on spelling for his tweets.

Oh, my God. I say, "That is not
how you spell 'hamburgers.'"

- Is that her ?
- Who, my Melania ? No.

No. That's an imitator.

But does it sound like her ?

Yeah. But it's a highly
identifiable voice.

People know how to imitate it.

So, what's our thinking ?
Are we being pranked ?

I don't know. But that imitator
is Emmylou Roundtree.

She looks like the first lady and hires
herself out as a Melania impersonator.

But if it was a prank,
why would they pay our retainer,

sixty thousand dollars ?

I don't know. But until
she's proved to be a fake,

you've been paid so you
should represent her.

But, Lucca, if you have any suspicions
that she is a fake, bring them to us.

There's a chance
that there's a leak.

What do you mean ? Why ?

The exact same day that we discussed
hacking Melania,

we were approached at our law firm
about a Melania divorce.

- You're kidding.
- No. But we don't think it's real.

Why not ?

Because we're not a law firm
that you would go to about this.

And we talked to her on the phone.
It's a voice easily faked.

Okay. Well, I can talk to the group
about not telling anyone,

but I don't know
what else to do.

Can you check what internet
traffic there is ?

I can, but is that
what we wanna do ?

Do it. Keep it low-key.
Keep the results just to us.

But, Liz, Diane, maybe you should
consider this. Maybe she's real.

I keep hearing rumors
of Melania wanting a divorce.

This is... It's unlikely.

If it's real, it's important
to get all the financials,

the tax returns, everything.

So I heard that the partners
are voting to freeze me out ?

- Is that true ?
- One !

I fucking hate you. Julius !

Mister Blum. How are
things going in here ?

Piece of cake. I'm, I'm making great
strides with... Second Helix.

- Good to know.
- Julius, I just wanted to say...

I am so sad to hear about
you losing your judgeship.

It really tears me up the way the
Historical Law Society shined you on.

Actually, if you would like me
to make a call, I'd be happy.

And there's a certain congressman,
owes me a favor.

The two of you maybe,
you know, could have lunch.

No, thank you.
But it's okay.

- What are you doing ?
- What do you mean ?

Blum offers to make a call
and you say no ?

You think he's offering
out of the goodness of his heart ?

- There is no goodness in his heart.
- Exactly. It'd be a quid pro quo.

Just because you get the quid

doesn't mean you have
to come through with the pro.

- I'd owe him.
- So what ?

My father owes all kinds of people.
He pays who he wants to pay.

- For you.
- Thank you.

And it's not a hat, by the way.
I would never do that to you.

- Welcome !
- To what ?

You finally made it, baby.
Roll around in it a little.

At some point, one of these phones
will ring and you'll answer it.

And when you're done talking, pop out
the SIM card, toss it in the trash,

place the phone in the waste
receptacle of your choosing.

Good. That's it. Answer it.

Which one is it ?

- Hello ?
- Lucca, don't put it back in.

Well, I don't... I'm trying to...

- No, it's that one. It's vibrating...
- Lucca, you're gonna miss the call.

I know. I can feel it. There it is.
I got it, I got it, I got it.

- Hello ? Hi.
- I'll leave you to it.

Your advice is good.
I did what you said.

He yells and I bring up annulment.
And after that, he yells less.

Great. So, he's dropping
the postnup ?

I do not know. But what I do know,
I want to proceed with the divorce.

- A divorce ? The actual divorce ?
- Yes.

I never wanted any of this. I just want
to live a normal life,

without people thinking
my Christmas trees are ugly.

They're cranberry clusters. It's art.

- Can I ask you one question ?
- What ?

What does the name Emmylou
Roundtree mean to you ?

Vernon Jordan, Adrian Boseman.

Great to meet you.
I knew Carl Reddick quite well.

He was a great man.

You're doing great work.

Thank you. Thank you
for saying that.

See ? This is what I love,
bringing people together.

Let me see if your car is here.
Vernon has to race off to DC.

- Please.
- Thank you.

You know, Mister Jordan, I don't
wanna put you on the spot,

but what in the world do you make

of what's going on right now
in this country ?

You cannot let circumstances
defeat you. I mean...

I grew up in the first public housing
project in America.

I'm listening to the radio
with my father after dinner

and Eugene Talmadge
is the governor.

- This is Georgia ?
- Yeah.

He comes on and he says,

"This is your governor Eugene Talmadge,
I'm running for re-election."

"I have two planks in my platform.
Niggers and roads."

"I'm against the first
and for the second."

- That was my introduction to politics.
- To politics.

So, tell me, Miss First Lady,

what's the worst thing about living
in the White House ?

'Cause when we were working in the
White House, the Obama White House,

it was the long hours.

Yes. I think it's the Big Macs and
all the Whoppers everywhere.

I like real food. I'm from Slovenia.
But he, of course, is a pig.

Zelda ! Is everything okay ?

I would like for you to take
a step back from my client.

I don't understand.

I feel you're putting ideas
in her head.

I feel that you're corrupting her.
I'm taking these back.

- No, no. No !
- Let go.

What ? No. If Melania wants
to fire me, she can fire me !

- That is not your decision !
- Well, it's sure as hell not yours.

Let go ! Is this about me asking
if she's a fake ?

You're mean !

- What the fuck ?
- My phones.

- Hey ! Stop !
- They're my phones !

- Good. You're good.
- What ? Are you crazy ?

Julius here is the real deal,
isn't he ?

A classy, conservative demeanor.
It's like he's from Central Casting.

We were, we were just
talking about decency.

Decent ? As the day is long,
but with balls.

Judge Cain gets champagne.

- I'm still a long way from the bench.
- Not anymore, you're not.

- Here's to...
- The President.

Thank you for the help.
I'm deeply appreciative.

Happy to do it. Just know
it wasn't an act of kindness.

Now, when I call, you come running.

Just kidding !

Your face.

- It's me.
- I know. What can I do for you ?

I didn't sleep last night. I am so
much worrying about this divorce.

I need more to frighten him.

I think your firm has maybe
a special way to help me.

What are you talking about ?

Somebody told me you have
the tape of him. In Moscow ?

With the women
who pee on the bed ?

I don't know what you mean.

Can you get this tape for me ?

- We got played.
- I don't understand.

She's just asking to see this tape
and if we don't...

... have... this tape...

We have the golden shower tape ?

We have a copy of the tape that
might be the tape you're referencing.

Don't you think that was
important to tell me ?

It has nothing to do
with your work.

I'm representing the first lady.

Or a first lady imitator who wants
to find out what we know.

- That doesn't make sense.
- Jay.

After Zelda Ray represented models,
she started to sign other talent.

One person she signed
was Emmylou Roundtree.

So what would you like me to do ?

Break off any communication with
this divorce client contacting you

and we'll just refund her retainer.

You told the receptionist to answer the
phone, "Law Offices of Roland Blum" ?

On one line only.

The receptionist also accepted
service of a subpoena for you.

Now I most definitely
did not tell her to do that.

Why were you served a subpoena ?

Because the idiot suing me
lacks a basic understanding

of the mail fraud statute.

- Hey. Thanks for everything.
- Mister Bishop.

We just heard from Georgetown,
Dylan's in.

- Oh, congratulations.
- Fantastic.

This is a case of Romanee-Conti,
to show my appreciation.

You can put it down now.

Thank you.

And to really show my appreciation,
I fired Charles Lester. From now on,

the only lawyers I need
are right here in this room.

That's great news.

Yes, indeed.

Blum and Boseman,
what a concept.

- What do you need ?
- You.

- Why ?
- You're not answering her phone calls.

- Because I don't know who she is.
- You know who she is.

She's a lady and she needs your help.
She sent me to talk to you.

She fired Zelda. Zelda's the one
who convinced her

to ask for the tape in the first place.
She says she's sorry.

One more thing.

Okay.

She wants to know if you'd be willing
to meet with her in person.

- Are you up for that ?
- Why ?

So she can say all of this face to face
and you can see that she means it.

What do you think ?

Penthouse One, at the Farrow,
seven thirty PM.

It worked out all right ?
Breaking it off with the client ?

Yeah, perfectly.

Good. If you hear anything from
that client ever again, you tell us.

- I definitely will.
- Okay.

We're stuck in the same formula.
We're never gonna grow,

we're never gonna expand
the business.

I would argue that we move
Blum offsite.

He hasn't achieved anything on Second
Helix since he's been here all week.

All he's done is cozy up to clients,
cavort with associates and ruin morale.

- Adrian ?
- Well...

He is a different flavor
from what we're used to,

but he has brought in new business.

Lucrative business.

Hey... I certainly didn't want him
here but, yeah, it's something.

- Oh my God. Liz ?
- I ignore him.

All right. Let's put it to a vote.

All those in favor of telling
Roland Blum to leave.

I'm gonna tell you a secret.

Feel free to keep it to yourself.

I'm a people person. I am.

You know, I know. It seems
like I wouldn't be,

but deep down I just want
people to see me and like me.

- I know it's childish.
- Well, you are a child.

But I'm more sensitive
than I may appear.

Why don't you like me, Diane ?

You know, I think you are
an incredible specimen.

You remind me of my mother.

We could be great together,
professionally, of course.

Though I'll warn you, you may find
yourself eventually falling for me.

- My pheromones are merciless.
- I know what this is.

You've managed to sink your fangs
into most of my colleagues

and that gives you a high,
because you're a desecrationist.

I've never been called that before.
My pants just got a little tight.

You're compelled to defile,
Mister Blum. It's pathological.

And you may think you've made
some inroads at my firm,

but I guarantee you,
it's not gonna last.

Because you are the light
that drives out the darkness ?

No. Because your tactics work
and I'm happy to become you,

in order to get you
the fuck out of my way.

Hello ?

Hi. I was told to...

Do you want me to...

- Thank you for coming.
- Of course.

Do you want wine ? I'm going to have
some. I'm a little bit nervous.

Sure.

I didn't know you were black.

I am.

You're pretty.

Thank you.

Do you have any tattoos ?

No.

I have two.

My husband doesn't like them.

I see.

Have you changed your mind
about divorce ?

I have.

Why ?

Because of Jackie Kennedy.

We're very connected, you know ?

I am the second Catholic First Lady, so
now it is up to me to carry the torch.

I think so hard, what would she do ?

What did she do ?

She knew about those women,
but she also understood

the man that she married
as I understand the man I married.

She put on her lipstick
and she turned the other cheek.

She gave support
and she found some happiness.

That is what I will do, too.

Are you sure ? You don't need
to be subservient.

It is my duty to the American people
to see this through.

I must be best too, no ?

And my husband, he buys me
this for me yesterday.

It's beautiful, no ?

I have to go.

You don't need to do
what people tell you.

It was very nice to meet you.

I like black people.

If you change your mind...

There is one thing that might
make me change my mind.

What ?

If you do have that pee-pee tape,

I could use that to help fight
against my husband.

You're a faker, aren't you ?

End of episode 6, season 3