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- ? Look up there ?
- ? What do you see? ?
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? Nature and stuff ?
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- ? Like a rock ?
- ? And a tree ?
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? Oh, the Great North ?
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? Way up here,you can breathe the air ?
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? Catch some fish ?
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? Or gaze at a bear ?
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? Wow ?
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? Oh, the Great North ?
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? Here we live, oh, oh ?
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? Here we'll stay, oh, whoo ?
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? From longest nightto longest day ?
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? In the Great North. ?
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(cheering)
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Lordy, lordy,
looks who's Londra.
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Not now, Beef. I'm very mad,
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and just moments away
from pinching Tony.
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I just haven't decided
where yet.
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Sorry, Londra, but
the wholesale price of salmon
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really is
a dollar a pound today.
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You shut your lying fish mouth!
It should be double that.
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Let's pinch him together.
Legs or butt?
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Hey, those Fish in a Barrel
vending machines
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have been driving prices down.
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And now they put one in
right here in Lone Moose.
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- Over by the gazebo.
- My God.
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Hey, buds.
You two done selling yet?
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I don't want to rush you,
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but I have to go pick up
Caviar, my dog.
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And then I have to pick up
caviar, the food, for us to eat.
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- He's super picky.
- Craig, did you hear?
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There's one of those vile
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Fish in a Barrel machines
in Lone Moose.
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I heard,
but when I drove by earlier
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there was no line in it,
so I'm not stressed.
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I'm sure Lone Moosers
are too sensible
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to buy fish
excreted from a robot.
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Ugh. I just hope
it's less attractive
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than Rosie from The Jetsons.
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I used to dream about her
and her vacuum.
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I was the rug.
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KIMA:
Wow.
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Reese Witherspoon
truly transformed herself
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for this role.
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So brave to try brown hair.
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Can you turn down
the volume a little?
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(scoffs)
We actually can't, Dad.
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This is important research.
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So, kindly take your
patriarchal ears elsewhere.
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Research for what?
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Well, Walter, if you recall,
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Kima and I are about to go up
to the only all-women
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smoke jumper base in Alaska
for the next three days.
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We've been selected to be
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Little Smokies
Junior Smoke Jumpers.
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Yeah, Dad, it's our dream
and we finally got it.
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Oh, how long has it been
your dream, Kima?
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- (scoffs) For at least a month.
- Oh, wow.
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And I cannot wait
to work with my feminist hero,
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aka my mother,
aka your amazing wife, Walter.
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I know who my wife is, Kima,
and I wish both of you
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would stop calling me Walter
in that tone.
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- BOTH: No, Walter.
- That's fine, too.
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OMG, what if we get to go out
on a real call?
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I mean, it's not fire season,
but fingers crossed.
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Did you just wish
for a wildfire?
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- BOTH: Walter.
- Yep. Yep. Got it.
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Working side by side with
your mom will be so inspiring.
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And here she is now.
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Yep, two years ago, her crew's
pack certification run
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was the fastest
in the whole state, right, Mom?
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Oh, crap, I forgot we got to do
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that frigging pack test
again next week.
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Well, it'll be easy
compared to the weekly
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hundred pounds of laundry
this family goes through.
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I still can't believe
we made the cut.
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You're the only two
that applied.
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Well, regardless, I cannot wait
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to jump out of a plane with you,
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my feminist ideals intact,
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my hair blowing beautifully
in the wind.
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You won't be jumping, Judy.
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And I hate when
my hair blows in the wind.
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I've got a full
bald patch in the back
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from where it got singed
during a forest fire.
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You're gorgeous.
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ALL:
Walter, no!
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WOLF:
All right, new stamp day at the post office.
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- Let's load out.
- (Gasps) Oh, God.
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People are using that thing?
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WOLF:
You coming into the post office, Dad?
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BEEF:
I am not. I'm busy trying to set
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that Fish in a Barrel machine
on fire with my eyes.
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Okay, Dad.
Good luck, miss ya.
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Hey, Dad. We brought back
lunch. You should
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- probably eat something.
- (growls)
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Fifteen people have
come and gone from that thing.
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Don't they know just a mile away
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there's a vending machine
called the ocean?
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Okay.
Uh, well,
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I guess we'll
run a couple more errands.
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Hey, Dad. We walked all the way
to the mall and back.
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And here you are, still staring
in that very fun way.
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You want to move over
and I can drive us home?
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(both grunting)
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Don't worry, Dad,
I'm taking a picture
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of the vending machine
so you can glare at it at home.
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(groaning)
No, no.
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? ?
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Huh?
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You've been reassigned.
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AUTOMATED VOICE:
Reminder, you may not
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use the bathroom
during work hours.
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For maximum efficiency, please
urinate in your work diaper.
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Aah!
(exclaims)
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I can't let robots
take over the ocean.
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All right, I'm off to
fight fires and save lives.
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Just like
Reese Witherspoon's character
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Carol Smoke in Branded By Fire.
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Great movie,
even better tagline:
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"Where there's fire,
there's Carol Smoke."
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Okay, we'll see you
in three days, Jude.
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Listen to Esther and, you know,
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don't get all
burned up in a fire.
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All right, I will also
catch you all later.
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I must go see Craig and Londra.
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I have to stop the ocean robots
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before they make me wear
a work diaper.
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Good for you, Dad.
Your body, your rules.
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(doorbell rings)
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BRB, Jorgen.
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A Beef and Londra pop-in.
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I'm playing VR Hold'em
with some friends in Norway.
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You guys want in?
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This isn't a social visit,
I'm afraid.
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Beef thinks
we ought to do something
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about that Fish in a Barrel
machine.
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It's already affecting prices.
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Next thing you know,
we'll all be
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pooping our pants
at the fish factory.
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- You okay there, bud?
- No, I'm not okay.
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That's why we need to take down
Fish in a Barrel.
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It's an existential threat
to our livelihood.
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I don't know, man.
I'm doing all right.
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I just put a mural of myself
as a centaur in the shower.
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It really gets me
pumped in the morning.
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But, Craig, what about
all our fellow fisher people?
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What about Rosa and Juan?
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And Corduroy Paul?
And even Ivan.
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Yes, he's too old to fish
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and he steers his boat into us
all the time,
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but I don't want him to go broke
because of Fish in a Barrel.
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Mm-hmm. Yeah, that's a lot
to think about there.
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Also, I don't
want to freak you out,
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but what if this were
to make you a little less rich?
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(gasps)
Anders, cash me out.
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You know I'm not a greedy guy,
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but all I care about
is my money, so I'm in.
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All right, we need to put our
heads together and figure out
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how to get Fish in a Barrel
out of Lone Moose.
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Tasty and convenient seafood
at bargain basement prices?
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It makes me sick.
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Fish in a Barrel's
a huge company.
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So we got to think big.
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Ooh, how about
some bad Yelp reviews?
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We could say,
"I don't like this."
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Ha, gonna be hard
to recover from that.
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I meant big like
we shut down the power grid
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so the machines can't run,
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like Toretto did
in Fast Four-ious.
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Blow up the power grid?
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I love it.
I'll call my guy.
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I think there's a way to do
this without committing crimes.
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If people want to buy
their seafood out of a machine,
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then why don't we just
make our own?
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Oh, we talking about
a RoboCop kind of thing?
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I'll have the surgery.
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Hollow me out,
put the fish in my belly.
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I love that you'd do that, son,
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but let's try
using the van first.
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Oh, man, here we go.
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Our lives are totally
about to cha... Huh.
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This place looks...
different than I imagined.
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(chuckles)
Okay, what were you imagining?
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I thought there'd be, like,
inspirational posters.
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And a bunch of drinkable
yogurts in the fridge.
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And maybe, like, a picture
of the misogynist police chief
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- with darts in it.
- And where's the trophy
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for getting the fastest pack
certification time in Alaska?
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- (indistinct chatter)
- Oh, hey, guys.
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We got ourselves
some little smokies.
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Oh, hell, yeah.
The maids are here.
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- You all know my daughter Kima.
- Hey.
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- Hi.
- This is her friend Judy. - Hello.
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Could her friend Judy go get me
my slippers from my room?
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I'd get them myself,
but I'm not gonna.
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(gasps)
I know what we should do...
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(singsongy):
makeovers.
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A makeover's not gonna
help you with Dino.
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- He slid into my DMs last night.
- Oh, yeah?
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Well, how about I slide my fist
into your face?
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Are you still
fighting over Dino?
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I thought he was in jail for
stealing those nuns' identities.
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- Well, now he's out.
- And he's hot.
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So, uh, Mom,
what do we do first...
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Clear some brush, take a jog?
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(laughs) Uh, how about you two
clear some plates
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and then take a jog
into the kitchen
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and clean up in there.
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And what will you guys be doing?
Taking a jog?
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(chuckles)
That's hilarious, no.
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We're gonna sit around
and talk crap
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about the smoke jumpers
who aren't here,
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so try and wash
the dishes quietly, okay?
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JUDY:
Wow.
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Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow.
This is gross.
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I want to put rubber gloves on
but there seems to be
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only one set and they're
filled with baked beans.
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Am I crazy or are there
clothes in the sink?
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Yeah, I definitely see a bra.
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Ugh. I did not think that
joining the smoke jumpers would
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- just mean doing housework.
- Kima, remember the movie?
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This happened
in Branded by Fire.
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When Reese got there
and she had to do all the chores
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to prove herself?
We're being hazed.
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Oh, right.
When Carol Smoke first arrived,
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they made her polish all
their boots with her toothbrush
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and do all the dishes.
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We just have to tough it out
and then, one night,
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they'll wake us up
and summon us and call us newbs.
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Yeah, but in a fun way.
And they'll say, "You passed.
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You're in the Sorority
of Soot and Cinders now."
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It'll be just like the movie.
I mean,
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we won't be awarded
a patch for our jackets
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from our station chief Nicole
Richie. But what if we were?
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HONEYBEE:
Driving around, selling seafood out of a van. I love it.
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Can I tell the van
is supposed to be a fish?
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No. Does it get me talking?
Sure.
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- (phone chimes)
- Ooh. Maybe it's our first online order.
240
00:08:28,734 --> 00:08:31,094
I don't think that's possible.
No one's seen the van yet.
241
00:08:31,178 --> 00:08:34,087
You're right, it is a message
from a woman named Claudia
242
00:08:34,181 --> 00:08:37,015
who is lonely
and needs a thousand dollars.
243
00:08:37,166 --> 00:08:38,350
What do I do?
244
00:08:38,501 --> 00:08:39,743
Would two hundred be enough,
you think?
245
00:08:39,761 --> 00:08:41,544
- Beef, no.
- Ready in here.
246
00:08:41,546 --> 00:08:43,504
Chest freezer's
plugged into the power strip.
247
00:08:43,598 --> 00:08:46,173
Which is plugged into
the van's cigarette lighter.
248
00:08:46,268 --> 00:08:47,341
I caught fire a little
249
00:08:47,361 --> 00:08:48,752
when I turned it on,
but I'm okay.
250
00:08:48,770 --> 00:08:50,695
We're gonna do what
that vending machine can't:
251
00:08:50,847 --> 00:08:52,422
- move around.
- And...
252
00:08:52,515 --> 00:08:54,774
(grunting)
I'm gonna do a little dance
253
00:08:54,926 --> 00:08:56,609
outside the van
to attract attention.
254
00:08:56,762 --> 00:08:58,370
Oh, and I can play my saxophone.
255
00:08:58,521 --> 00:08:59,687
And I could do the hambone.
256
00:08:59,856 --> 00:09:01,114
(grunting) Hambone!
257
00:09:01,266 --> 00:09:04,267
Vaudeville-style showmanship
and fresh seafood?
258
00:09:04,286 --> 00:09:06,786
An irresistible combination.
259
00:09:06,938 --> 00:09:08,880
? ?
260
00:09:09,032 --> 00:09:12,700
? Ooh, selling stuff out ofyour van, it's hella tough... ?
261
00:09:12,794 --> 00:09:13,960
Is this an ice cream truck?
262
00:09:14,054 --> 00:09:15,628
No, buddy, we sell fish.
263
00:09:15,781 --> 00:09:16,888
Ice cream sandwich, please.
264
00:09:17,115 --> 00:09:19,373
- Again, we sell fish.
- One goldfish, please.
265
00:09:19,467 --> 00:09:20,967
Not pet fish.
Fish for eating.
266
00:09:21,061 --> 00:09:22,635
Okay.
I'll just have the ice cream.
267
00:09:22,729 --> 00:09:25,212
- Get away from here.
- ? Ooh, it's kinda rough ?
268
00:09:25,232 --> 00:09:27,399
? When no one buys the fishout of your car ?
269
00:09:27,626 --> 00:09:31,552
- ? But there you are,oh, there you are ? - (growls)
270
00:09:31,572 --> 00:09:34,631
? Ooh, selling stuff ?
271
00:09:34,741 --> 00:09:36,611
- ? Out of your van ?
- Dad, no one's buying fish
272
00:09:36,635 --> 00:09:38,279
- ? It's hella tough ?
- from our fish van.
273
00:09:38,303 --> 00:09:40,056
- ? It's rough. ?
- Maybe we ought to head home?
274
00:09:40,080 --> 00:09:41,246
(groans)
Fine.
275
00:09:41,397 --> 00:09:43,823
I just need to take care of
one thing first.
276
00:09:43,917 --> 00:09:47,811
Santiago, how could you?
Principal Gibbons, you too?!
277
00:09:47,904 --> 00:09:49,646
Well, the price is incredible.
278
00:09:49,664 --> 00:09:52,239
Plus, it's shaped like a barrel.
How fun is that?
279
00:09:52,259 --> 00:09:53,407
That's it!
280
00:09:53,427 --> 00:09:55,151
No one's eating
from the vending machine.
281
00:09:55,286 --> 00:09:56,820
- Not anymore!
- Dad, no!
282
00:09:56,838 --> 00:09:58,746
- No!
- (grunting)
283
00:09:58,765 --> 00:10:01,766
Stop trying... to fight me.
284
00:10:01,993 --> 00:10:03,459
(grunting)
285
00:10:03,461 --> 00:10:05,270
Ow! Oh, God.
286
00:10:05,421 --> 00:10:06,996
- I'm fine.
- Beef, let's go.
287
00:10:07,015 --> 00:10:09,774
(grunts) That's right, Barrel,
you better run.
288
00:10:09,926 --> 00:10:11,501
WOLF:
Guys, I'm worried about Dad.
289
00:10:11,594 --> 00:10:14,446
His beefmelt over this machine
is a full-blown BM.
290
00:10:14,597 --> 00:10:15,672
Hey, Beef.
291
00:10:15,732 --> 00:10:16,840
- Ivan.
- Eh?
292
00:10:16,933 --> 00:10:18,508
Is that
a Fish in a Barrel shirt?
293
00:10:18,526 --> 00:10:21,435
Yup. I fish for them now.
I need the supplemental income.
294
00:10:21,529 --> 00:10:22,679
Ivan, no!
295
00:10:22,697 --> 00:10:24,789
You guys were right all along.
296
00:10:24,941 --> 00:10:26,791
- It's time for crimes.
- (gasps)
297
00:10:27,018 --> 00:10:29,961
Revenge is a fish
best served cold.
298
00:10:33,467 --> 00:10:36,283
So, we're sure we want to steal
the vending machine?
299
00:10:36,303 --> 00:10:38,878
We're not stealing it,
we're just setting it free.
300
00:10:39,030 --> 00:10:42,031
You hear that, lil bud?
You're free.
301
00:10:42,125 --> 00:10:43,216
(grunting)
302
00:10:43,368 --> 00:10:45,126
And now we leave
this vending machine here
303
00:10:45,145 --> 00:10:47,272
in the middle of the woods
where it can be enjoyed
304
00:10:47,296 --> 00:10:49,130
by who it should be
enjoyed by...
305
00:10:49,224 --> 00:10:51,224
absolutely no one.
306
00:10:51,318 --> 00:10:53,042
Kima, wake up. You and Judy
307
00:10:53,136 --> 00:10:54,802
- come downstairs quickly.
- Hmm? Huh? Judy,
308
00:10:54,821 --> 00:10:56,396
wake up.
It's happening.
309
00:10:56,548 --> 00:10:57,859
- The hazing is over.
- Huh, huh?
310
00:10:57,883 --> 00:10:59,991
We're joining the
Sorority of Soot and Cinders.
311
00:11:00,143 --> 00:11:02,810
- Here we go. Oh. Hmm.
- Whoa. What's going on?
312
00:11:02,829 --> 00:11:06,164
The new season of Yosemite
surprise-dropped at midnight.
313
00:11:06,391 --> 00:11:08,166
Gonna binge all 13 hours.
314
00:11:08,317 --> 00:11:10,651
Oh, and you want us to...
315
00:11:10,671 --> 00:11:12,003
To get us beers and stuff.
316
00:11:12,113 --> 00:11:14,580
Oh, and we need you to press
"next" when it comes up.
317
00:11:14,733 --> 00:11:15,990
Our autoplay doesn't work.
318
00:11:16,084 --> 00:11:18,321
ABIGAIL:
Oh, and bring me a mug with nacho cheese.
319
00:11:18,345 --> 00:11:20,920
No chips.
I use my fingers as the dippies.
320
00:11:20,997 --> 00:11:22,588
ESTHER:
Ooh, look at Steve Buscemi.
321
00:11:22,741 --> 00:11:26,592
I'd love to take a swim in those
bulging, psychotic eyes.
322
00:11:26,745 --> 00:11:29,354
Yup.
Still in the haze phase.
323
00:11:29,505 --> 00:11:31,559
BEEF:Ah. There's some ofmy favorite children
324
00:11:31,583 --> 00:11:33,766
and some of my favorite
children's wives.
325
00:11:33,919 --> 00:11:34,526
Good morning.
326
00:11:34,753 --> 00:11:36,177
Please enjoy this breakfast
327
00:11:36,196 --> 00:11:38,087
made by a human, not a machine.
328
00:11:38,106 --> 00:11:41,274
(chuckles) I love to see my
Bisquick bad boy in a good mood.
329
00:11:41,350 --> 00:11:42,926
I thought
once we were done eating,
330
00:11:43,019 --> 00:11:45,445
we could take a quick drive
by the gazebo
331
00:11:45,597 --> 00:11:48,039
to enjoy the new peaceful vista.
332
00:11:48,191 --> 00:11:49,949
Fish sticks.
333
00:11:50,026 --> 00:11:51,503
- The bitch is back.
- BEEF: What?
334
00:11:51,527 --> 00:11:53,527
No. Craig, you're not
gonna believe this,
335
00:11:53,621 --> 00:11:55,529
but there's a replacement
Fish in a Barrel machine
336
00:11:55,549 --> 00:11:56,773
set up already.
337
00:11:56,866 --> 00:11:58,419
Huh, I've got
some bad news, too.
338
00:11:58,443 --> 00:12:00,276
People found
the vending machine we stole
339
00:12:00,295 --> 00:12:01,461
and they're using it.
340
00:12:01,555 --> 00:12:02,779
We should have dumped it
in the ocean.
341
00:12:02,797 --> 00:12:04,538
The sea has been
through enough this week.
342
00:12:04,558 --> 00:12:06,558
It's time to take this
all the way to the top.
343
00:12:06,785 --> 00:12:10,303
I hope this robot full of fish
is ready to confront a man
344
00:12:10,397 --> 00:12:11,471
full of principles.
345
00:12:11,565 --> 00:12:13,139
JUDY:
Kima, after nine straight hours
346
00:12:13,233 --> 00:12:16,050
of watching five grown women
bingeing this honestly
347
00:12:16,069 --> 00:12:18,903
very terrible show about
a ruthless and powerful family
348
00:12:19,130 --> 00:12:20,313
of Yosemite park rangers,
349
00:12:20,465 --> 00:12:22,105
I think I've come
to a realization.
350
00:12:22,300 --> 00:12:24,703
- What's that?
- I don't think we're being hazed.
351
00:12:24,727 --> 00:12:26,560
I think they're... uninspired.
352
00:12:26,729 --> 00:12:28,638
- I think they're in a funk.
- Uh, yeah.
353
00:12:28,656 --> 00:12:30,974
I mean, none of them have peed
in nine hours.
354
00:12:30,992 --> 00:12:33,493
Or they have.
Ew, which is even worse.
355
00:12:33,587 --> 00:12:36,237
The recertification pack test
is just a week away.
356
00:12:36,405 --> 00:12:37,525
I think we need to help them
357
00:12:37,649 --> 00:12:38,982
get their firefighting
groove back.
358
00:12:39,000 --> 00:12:41,092
- Oh, like an intervention?
- Yes.
359
00:12:41,319 --> 00:12:42,576
We just need to think, like,
360
00:12:42,596 --> 00:12:44,504
what would inspire
your mom and her crew?
361
00:12:44,656 --> 00:12:47,432
I know. What if we make them
our own hundred-pound packs?
362
00:12:47,659 --> 00:12:49,583
And put together
an obstacle course,
363
00:12:49,603 --> 00:12:51,770
just like the one
Reese Witherspoon did in...
364
00:12:51,997 --> 00:12:53,938
- Branded by Fire.
- Oh, I was gonna say
365
00:12:54,090 --> 00:12:55,940
her episode of
Celebrity Hide-and-Go-Seek.
366
00:12:56,167 --> 00:12:57,258
But yeah, that too.
367
00:12:57,335 --> 00:12:58,815
It's so sad
that they never found
368
00:12:58,853 --> 00:13:02,030
- Clay Aiken after his episode.
- Maybe he'll turn up.
369
00:13:03,266 --> 00:13:04,598
BEEF:
We'd like to speak to
370
00:13:04,618 --> 00:13:06,504
whoever is in charge
of the vending machines.
371
00:13:06,528 --> 00:13:08,511
You guys seem
really angry with my bosses.
372
00:13:08,530 --> 00:13:10,513
I hate them, too,
so I'm gonna let you up.
373
00:13:10,532 --> 00:13:12,015
Take the elevators up
to the fifth floor.
374
00:13:12,017 --> 00:13:14,367
Don't stop on any other floor.
No reason.
375
00:13:14,461 --> 00:13:17,945
Dang, I'm sorry,
but Ron Perlman can get it.
376
00:13:18,039 --> 00:13:19,856
Yeah, him playing
Steve Buscemi's son
377
00:13:19,949 --> 00:13:22,449
makes no sense,
but it works for me somehow.
378
00:13:22,469 --> 00:13:24,349
Yep. I'm trying to date
this whole family.
379
00:13:24,453 --> 00:13:27,380
Ugh, this room is disgusting.
Where are our maids?
380
00:13:27,532 --> 00:13:28,455
Kima? Judy?
381
00:13:28,475 --> 00:13:30,716
Huh.
Where are all of our cups?
382
00:13:30,811 --> 00:13:34,220
And our PS3 and Rock Band
instruments are gone, too.
383
00:13:34,372 --> 00:13:36,539
So are the spare tires
from the trucks.
384
00:13:36,541 --> 00:13:40,134
Did we get robbed by a burglar
with very specific interests?
385
00:13:40,228 --> 00:13:42,039
Huh, you did not. The only thing
that has been robbed
386
00:13:42,063 --> 00:13:44,823
is your inspiration.
But we brought some with us.
387
00:13:44,974 --> 00:13:47,233
We are gonna help you
get back in firefighting shape
388
00:13:47,327 --> 00:13:49,476
- for your pack test.
- Come with us.
389
00:13:49,496 --> 00:13:52,071
What the hell
am I looking at here?
390
00:13:52,223 --> 00:13:54,740
We made you guys some
DIY hundred-pound packs...
391
00:13:54,835 --> 00:13:56,668
And...
(imitates fanfare)
392
00:13:56,895 --> 00:13:59,579
an obstacle course using
tires and hoses from the shed.
393
00:13:59,731 --> 00:14:00,799
ESTHER:
What? No.
394
00:14:00,823 --> 00:14:01,989
Those shouldn't be out here.
395
00:14:02,083 --> 00:14:03,566
We need them stored
in a specific place
396
00:14:03,568 --> 00:14:05,735
so we can load them quick
when a call comes.
397
00:14:05,737 --> 00:14:07,494
It's fine, it's not fire season.
398
00:14:07,589 --> 00:14:10,073
That doesn't mean
fires can't ever happen.
399
00:14:10,091 --> 00:14:11,424
Climate change.
400
00:14:11,576 --> 00:14:14,077
Ugh. Everybody, let's go start
dismantling those packs.
401
00:14:14,095 --> 00:14:16,223
- But...
- And having you two here was a mistake.
402
00:14:16,247 --> 00:14:17,263
Go get your stuff.
403
00:14:17,415 --> 00:14:18,726
I'm taking you back
to Lone Moose.
404
00:14:18,750 --> 00:14:20,083
- What?
- What? No.
405
00:14:20,101 --> 00:14:21,675
And as punishment, we're
listening to your cousin Sam's
406
00:14:21,695 --> 00:14:25,179
Sublime cover band, Sam-blime,
all the way home.
407
00:14:25,256 --> 00:14:28,515
But that CD is just
"Santeria" 14 times in a row.
408
00:14:28,651 --> 00:14:29,775
You bet it is.
409
00:14:29,928 --> 00:14:31,870
CHAB:
Hello, hello. Welcome to
410
00:14:32,097 --> 00:14:34,355
Fish in a Barrel.
Now, my assistant tells me
411
00:14:34,449 --> 00:14:36,001
you're having issues
with our machine?
412
00:14:36,025 --> 00:14:38,692
Did the fish come out of the
machine partially alive again?
413
00:14:38,712 --> 00:14:40,527
- Uh, no.
- (laughs) Of course not.
414
00:14:40,547 --> 00:14:42,438
That hasn't happened at all.
I was just guessing.
415
00:14:42,457 --> 00:14:46,275
Actually, we're here about the
very existence of the machines.
416
00:14:46,444 --> 00:14:48,869
Your vending machines are
killing the fishing industry
417
00:14:48,963 --> 00:14:50,630
by driving down
the price of seafood.
418
00:14:50,724 --> 00:14:52,943
- (chuckles): Oh,
I hear you brother. - You do?
419
00:14:52,967 --> 00:14:54,375
No, no. Sorry.
I'm on a phone call.
420
00:14:54,394 --> 00:14:56,561
Okay. Bye-bye.
Uh, go on.
421
00:14:56,788 --> 00:14:58,788
The machines are also
an environmental nightmare
422
00:14:58,881 --> 00:15:00,973
and very heavy to lift.
Probably.
423
00:15:01,126 --> 00:15:03,045
And what does the wealthier
gentleman think?
424
00:15:03,069 --> 00:15:03,976
Or your secretary?
425
00:15:04,070 --> 00:15:05,219
Hey! I'm a captain.
426
00:15:05,313 --> 00:15:07,980
Oh, I love that.
A real woman fisherman?
427
00:15:08,133 --> 00:15:09,298
What?
(laughs)
428
00:15:09,392 --> 00:15:11,409
To answer your question,
I agree with Beef.
429
00:15:11,560 --> 00:15:14,654
I love a good capitalism,
but this is a capa-too-far.
430
00:15:14,806 --> 00:15:15,413
I agree.
431
00:15:15,564 --> 00:15:16,806
Oh, I love when she talks.
432
00:15:16,899 --> 00:15:18,141
Why do I love that so much?
433
00:15:18,159 --> 00:15:20,143
Fish in a Barrel
isn't killing the industry.
434
00:15:20,311 --> 00:15:22,979
- It's evolving it.
- What do you guys do again?
435
00:15:22,997 --> 00:15:24,738
You're a secretary,
and you two...
436
00:15:24,758 --> 00:15:26,257
We all fish professionally.
437
00:15:26,484 --> 00:15:27,650
- All of us.
- DALTON: Sure, sure, sure.
438
00:15:27,669 --> 00:15:29,388
So say you've had
a long day at the office.
439
00:15:29,412 --> 00:15:31,245
And you would love some seafood.
440
00:15:31,264 --> 00:15:33,264
On demand,
at the push of a button.
441
00:15:33,416 --> 00:15:35,934
No. I don't want fish
at the push of a button.
442
00:15:36,085 --> 00:15:38,010
Nobody should.
The three of us
443
00:15:38,163 --> 00:15:41,180
use our hands and our nets
to catch the fish
444
00:15:41,257 --> 00:15:42,589
that ends up on your plate.
445
00:15:42,609 --> 00:15:43,942
I get what you're saying.
446
00:15:44,127 --> 00:15:46,427
You love to eat fish,
but the last thing you want
447
00:15:46,554 --> 00:15:48,947
is a bunch of people
getting in the way
448
00:15:49,023 --> 00:15:50,506
of your seafood dinner.
449
00:15:50,566 --> 00:15:52,133
Oh, my God.
You're not listening.
450
00:15:52,193 --> 00:15:53,526
Those people are me.
451
00:15:53,620 --> 00:15:57,196
Okay, okay. What if you
were to join our family?
452
00:15:57,290 --> 00:15:58,364
Fish for us.
453
00:15:58,516 --> 00:16:00,177
You'll find we are paying
more per pound
454
00:16:00,201 --> 00:16:01,367
than your local processor.
455
00:16:01,461 --> 00:16:03,628
Because you've driven
that price down.
456
00:16:03,705 --> 00:16:04,945
Yeah, we have!
(laughs)
457
00:16:04,965 --> 00:16:07,190
I am gonna high-five
one of them in the head.
458
00:16:07,208 --> 00:16:09,116
We would never join your family.
459
00:16:09,210 --> 00:16:11,360
A negotiator.
Love it.
460
00:16:11,379 --> 00:16:12,453
What if we throw in a tote bag?
461
00:16:12,472 --> 00:16:14,530
Oof, I'm still
gonna say no, man.
462
00:16:14,549 --> 00:16:16,532
We're not fishing
for your mega-corp.
463
00:16:16,551 --> 00:16:19,978
Okay, how does
this per-pound rate sound?
464
00:16:20,129 --> 00:16:21,312
Are th... are those boobs?
465
00:16:21,464 --> 00:16:22,796
Oh, yeah, sorry.
My hand just
466
00:16:22,816 --> 00:16:24,496
kind of automatically
draws those.
467
00:16:24,633 --> 00:16:25,875
Here you go.
468
00:16:25,968 --> 00:16:27,521
This is what we're
prepared to do for you.
469
00:16:27,545 --> 00:16:29,821
And here's what
I'm prepared to do.
470
00:16:30,048 --> 00:16:31,472
(grunting)
471
00:16:31,566 --> 00:16:34,641
- Uh, what are you doing?
- I'm trying to flip the table.
472
00:16:34,661 --> 00:16:36,143
- (grunting)
- Oh, yeah,
473
00:16:36,162 --> 00:16:37,720
that's screwed into
the floor there, big boy.
474
00:16:37,722 --> 00:16:39,706
(laughs) You're not
the first to try that.
475
00:16:39,815 --> 00:16:41,907
Let's us big boys
do it together.
476
00:16:42,060 --> 00:16:44,060
(all grunting)
477
00:16:44,153 --> 00:16:46,579
It's very funny
when the girl one is mad, no?
478
00:16:46,731 --> 00:16:49,632
You know, I'm scared right now,
but I also love it.
479
00:16:53,662 --> 00:16:55,847
I've never seen your dad
wear a robe before.
480
00:16:55,998 --> 00:16:57,757
- Is he depressed?
- Seems like.
481
00:16:57,851 --> 00:16:59,242
Dad wearing a robe is like
482
00:16:59,244 --> 00:17:00,904
someone else being
completely nude.
483
00:17:00,928 --> 00:17:02,428
(groans)
All right, everyone,
484
00:17:02,580 --> 00:17:05,765
let us now consume
these seafood products.
485
00:17:05,917 --> 00:17:08,584
Dad, is this fish from the...
486
00:17:08,753 --> 00:17:09,843
Yup. Fish from the machine.
487
00:17:09,937 --> 00:17:12,030
Time to accept
that I'm the dinosaur
488
00:17:12,257 --> 00:17:14,090
and those vending machines
are the meteors.
489
00:17:14,108 --> 00:17:17,593
Is it just me
or does this taste... off?
490
00:17:17,612 --> 00:17:19,445
Hmm. Hmm.
491
00:17:19,597 --> 00:17:23,041
This isn't snapper.
This is tilapia.
492
00:17:23,268 --> 00:17:25,209
Try my halibut.
493
00:17:25,361 --> 00:17:26,527
Holy mackerel.
494
00:17:26,621 --> 00:17:28,546
But not literally,
'cause that's not mackerel,
495
00:17:28,773 --> 00:17:31,049
but it's not
Alaskan halibut either,
496
00:17:31,276 --> 00:17:32,699
it's Greenland turbot.
497
00:17:32,794 --> 00:17:34,114
- I smell...
- Fish fraud.
498
00:17:34,279 --> 00:17:37,113
I was gonna say one of your
silent excitement farts.
499
00:17:37,131 --> 00:17:38,372
Oh, you're smelling that, too.
500
00:17:38,466 --> 00:17:41,634
I'm very excited to take
these mother-fishers down.
501
00:17:41,803 --> 00:17:42,968
(Judy clears throat)
502
00:17:43,063 --> 00:17:44,303
Uh, excuse me.
503
00:17:44,455 --> 00:17:47,139
Uh, before we go,
we wanted to say something.
504
00:17:47,292 --> 00:17:48,566
We're sorry, everybody.
505
00:17:48,717 --> 00:17:51,127
We thought this was
gonna be just like a movie,
506
00:17:51,220 --> 00:17:52,606
- but it's real life and...
- (alarm bell ringing)
507
00:17:52,630 --> 00:17:55,389
- Mom?
- Brush fire. Cooper Landing.
508
00:17:55,483 --> 00:17:57,575
I guess you two
are coming along. Let's go.
509
00:17:57,726 --> 00:17:58,726
Judy, if I die,
510
00:17:58,803 --> 00:18:00,469
tell your dad
that you're grounded
511
00:18:00,563 --> 00:18:02,374
for two weeks for that
obstacle course crap.
512
00:18:02,398 --> 00:18:05,399
- Yeah, will do, Esther.
- BRB!
513
00:18:05,418 --> 00:18:07,643
- Hell yeah!
- (whooping)
514
00:18:07,662 --> 00:18:09,161
My mom is so cool.
515
00:18:09,314 --> 00:18:11,330
Yeah, I guess
they didn't need two idiots
516
00:18:11,424 --> 00:18:13,264
with no experience
to come in and show them
517
00:18:13,409 --> 00:18:14,741
how to be better
smoke jumpers after all.
518
00:18:14,761 --> 00:18:16,577
Uh, nope.
They did not.
519
00:18:16,596 --> 00:18:19,580
I know they're not actually
fighting that fire in slow mo,
520
00:18:19,674 --> 00:18:20,932
but it kind of feels like
521
00:18:21,083 --> 00:18:22,416
they're fighting
that fire in slow mo.
522
00:18:22,435 --> 00:18:24,327
And I'm definitely
hearing that song
523
00:18:24,345 --> 00:18:26,512
Chandace Wisdom sang
for the end credits.
524
00:18:26,664 --> 00:18:29,999
? I used to be justa Macy's buyer ?
525
00:18:30,017 --> 00:18:33,352
BOTH:
? But then I changed careersafter my divorce ?
526
00:18:33,563 --> 00:18:35,095
? And now I'm ?
527
00:18:35,189 --> 00:18:39,266
? Branded by fire. ?
528
00:18:39,360 --> 00:18:42,361
(clears throat)
Hello. Hi, everyone.
529
00:18:42,513 --> 00:18:44,122
I have, um, an announcement.
530
00:18:44,273 --> 00:18:47,608
This vending machine company
is doing massive fish fraud.
531
00:18:47,627 --> 00:18:50,461
The halibut is turbot.
The snapper is tilapia.
532
00:18:50,538 --> 00:18:53,614
And after a lot of chewing and
a disgusting Internet search,
533
00:18:53,633 --> 00:18:56,692
I've figured out that
the squid is pig sphincter.
534
00:18:56,711 --> 00:18:58,118
- That's the B-hole.
- (gasps)
535
00:18:58,138 --> 00:19:00,638
I know.
But in a way, it doesn't matter
536
00:19:00,807 --> 00:19:02,365
if the fish is fake or real.
537
00:19:02,383 --> 00:19:04,976
This barrel... it's a trap.
It's easy.
538
00:19:05,127 --> 00:19:08,053
It's convenient.
But it isn't... it isn't right.
539
00:19:08,148 --> 00:19:10,631
Look, we've always supported
each other's businesses.
540
00:19:10,650 --> 00:19:13,726
Heck, we even kept going to
Granny Harriet's lemonade stand
541
00:19:13,820 --> 00:19:15,561
after half the town
was poisoned.
542
00:19:15,655 --> 00:19:16,970
I apologized.
543
00:19:17,064 --> 00:19:19,548
And we forgave you.
And I can forgive you guys
544
00:19:19,567 --> 00:19:21,550
for wanting
to try something new.
545
00:19:21,552 --> 00:19:23,903
But I can't forgive you
if you keep pretending
546
00:19:23,997 --> 00:19:26,480
- it doesn't hurt anybody.
- Beef is right.
547
00:19:26,557 --> 00:19:30,075
From now on I-I won't buy fish
from the vending machine.
548
00:19:30,228 --> 00:19:31,985
- Thank you.
- Me too.
549
00:19:32,079 --> 00:19:33,079
I'll only buy shrimp.
550
00:19:33,155 --> 00:19:34,338
What?
Santiago, No.
551
00:19:34,565 --> 00:19:36,399
- It was worth a try.
- (siren whoops) - (gasps)
552
00:19:36,417 --> 00:19:38,136
Please step away
from the vending machine.
553
00:19:38,160 --> 00:19:40,403
What's going on?
Is this about the fish fraud?
554
00:19:40,496 --> 00:19:42,329
No. This is about
Fish in a Barrel's
555
00:19:42,348 --> 00:19:44,924
real business:
weapons in a bunker.
556
00:19:45,076 --> 00:19:46,603
The fish business
was just a cover.
557
00:19:46,627 --> 00:19:49,169
They were making
illegal offshore weapons deals
558
00:19:49,189 --> 00:19:50,504
while they were
out on the water.
559
00:19:50,523 --> 00:19:52,581
- (shrieks)
- Oh, right. And they were also
560
00:19:52,600 --> 00:19:54,675
tangled up
in bootleg breakfast cereals.
561
00:19:54,694 --> 00:19:56,194
They seized a massive shipment
562
00:19:56,345 --> 00:19:59,088
of Fruit Lops and Raisin Brian
in the Bering Sea.
563
00:19:59,106 --> 00:20:03,016
Well, that's that.
The machines have been defeated.
564
00:20:03,036 --> 00:20:05,369
Hell yeah, they have.
And, Dad, when we get home,
565
00:20:05,521 --> 00:20:07,332
I'm gonna put the laptop
in the toilet.
566
00:20:07,356 --> 00:20:09,373
- Just for you.
- Wonderful.
567
00:20:10,210 --> 00:20:11,503
- (whoops)
- Cheers. - Cheers, ladies!
568
00:20:11,527 --> 00:20:12,618
Mom, we're sorry.
569
00:20:12,770 --> 00:20:14,172
We just thought
you guys were in a funk.
570
00:20:14,196 --> 00:20:16,714
Well, girls, you got to remember
this isn't a movie.
571
00:20:16,883 --> 00:20:19,533
And we're not in a funk,
we just love our downtime.
572
00:20:19,660 --> 00:20:22,053
It means that
for five glorious moments,
573
00:20:22,129 --> 00:20:23,370
there's not a disaster.
574
00:20:23,464 --> 00:20:25,872
- We-we get that now.
- Eh, you made a mistake.
575
00:20:25,967 --> 00:20:27,374
But otherwise,
you did a pretty good job
576
00:20:27,393 --> 00:20:29,096
doing all the gross stuff
we don't want to do
577
00:20:29,120 --> 00:20:30,228
around the base.
578
00:20:30,379 --> 00:20:31,878
You even found
my favorite bra in the sink.
579
00:20:31,898 --> 00:20:33,472
That's not nothing.
There.
580
00:20:33,566 --> 00:20:35,716
Now you're official
Little Smokies Smoke Jumpers.
581
00:20:35,735 --> 00:20:37,855
(gasps) Does this mean
we get to stay until tomorrow?
582
00:20:37,886 --> 00:20:40,571
If it means our dishes get done
for one more night,
583
00:20:40,798 --> 00:20:42,240
then, hell yeah, newb.
584
00:20:43,301 --> 00:20:45,468
Hey, Beef. Nice to have
the prices back up.
585
00:20:45,486 --> 00:20:47,319
It is.
And I'm no longer worried
586
00:20:47,472 --> 00:20:49,192
about having to wear
a work diaper.
587
00:20:49,231 --> 00:20:50,897
Glad to hear it, Beef.
588
00:20:50,917 --> 00:20:54,310
(sighs) Lordy, lordy,
look who's fishing.
589
00:20:54,328 --> 00:20:57,070
? I thought my lifewas picture-perfect ?
590
00:20:57,164 --> 00:20:59,423
? But then I found outhe was cheating ?
591
00:20:59,575 --> 00:21:01,425
? Got divorced,cut my hair short ?
592
00:21:01,652 --> 00:21:03,761
? Oh, I was so damn defeated ?
593
00:21:03,912 --> 00:21:06,246
? But then a sudden spark ?
594
00:21:06,266 --> 00:21:07,840
? I stepped up out of the dark ?
595
00:21:07,934 --> 00:21:10,101
? I quit my jobas a Macy's buyer ?
596
00:21:10,252 --> 00:21:12,085
? Now I'm branded by fire ?
597
00:21:12,179 --> 00:21:14,346
? Where there's firethere's Smoke ?
598
00:21:14,499 --> 00:21:16,607
? The flames of determination ?
599
00:21:16,684 --> 00:21:18,444
? Have been stoked,have been stoked ?
600
00:21:18,519 --> 00:21:21,003
? I left my ex,picked up an axe ?
601
00:21:21,022 --> 00:21:22,862
? Traded my high heels infor flats ?
602
00:21:22,931 --> 00:21:26,617
? And now I'm branded by fire. ?
603
00:21:26,641 --> 00:21:28,641
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