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[sombre music playing]
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[John]
Previously on The Edge of the Bush.
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Oh, yes, my wonderful mother.
This is all her fault!
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[Ryan] She was the queen of calisthenics.
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But now she just lives in a nursing home.
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[Dusty] I remember the night
I made it to the edge of the bush.
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Sandra!
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[Karen]
The competitions four days away, Jase.
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I don't have time for this.
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I'm hacking into the mainframe.
I'm nearly there!
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[John] And tell the neighbour
I havent been touching his dog!
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I'm sick of being accused
of touching everybodys dog.
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Oh, I'm an incest baby?
Oh, worst day ever!
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I'm Glen! Glen!
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[Sarah] Shut up!
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I'm trying to sleep in here!
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[sobs]
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[dramatic music playing]
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Oh, it turns out I'm an incest baby.
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Bloody hell! So embarrassing!
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This is the worst!
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Oh, yeah, everyones laughing
at me now, arent they?
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Well, ha, ha,ha, laugh it up!
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[Rebecca cries]
God, I cant do anything now!
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Bloody incest. Its all over me!
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There are so many people to blame,
but I think I know where to start.
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I cant be responsible for what I do next!
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God, she'll upload anything, wont she?
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Oh, where could she be?
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I reckon if I zoom in on the background
and use the timecode,
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I could get her coordinates.
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Oh, gee whiz, love.
Those computer classes are paying off.
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Yeah. No, computer classes.
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God, this is such a mess.
How could you have done it, Craig?
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What? I didnt do anything wrong!
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Oh, if you think theres nothing wrong
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with boning your own sister
on the edge of the bush,
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then I don't know how to help ya.
I've always said that havent I Jase?
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Yep.
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Just let me explain, please!
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[sighs]
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That night we ran away,
we were trying to make it to the bush.
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We wanted to find Dad, but…
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-[emotional music playing]
-…we only made it to the edge.
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Sandra saw this open
mic night advertised at a pub.
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She, she, she begged me to go in.
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So, while shes up there singing
her country songs, I got the menu out.
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For years, Mums been ordering me around!
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"Dont eat this. Dont eat that."
I, I, I, I nearly lost my mind!
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So, I started ordering.
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Sausage rolls. Spring rolls.
Hot dogs. Pies. San choi bow!
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And that was just the entrées.
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I had six rum and cokes, six, maybe more!
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Then I got onto the mains.
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Chicken parmigiana,
surfnturf, chicken chow mein,
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a couple of schnitties on top of that!
Anything my fat little heart desired.
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Oh, then the bill came.
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I couldnt pay it.
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The owner of the pub,
Greasy Steve, they called him.
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He said hed kill me if I didnt pay.
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Oh, God, I've been trying
to pay that bill my whole life!
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-[Craig sobs]
-[Jason hits computer key]
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I think I've found Rebecca.
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-[Karen's mobile phone rings]
-Hello?
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Oh, God.
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[both] The nursing home.
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Yeah, actually,
its all coming back to me now.
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-[emotional music playing]
-I was five, and a baby arr--
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[Nurse over PA]
Paging Doctor Walker.
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Doctor Walker, please report to reception.
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You know, my wife was the queen of
calisthenics when the kids were younger.
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What is that?
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Its a dynamic artform
where gymnastics and dance
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come together and friendships
and confidence are fostered.
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Whyd you have to bring that dog?
Whose dog is it anyway?
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Mine!
I didnt know hed go whoopsie in the car!
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Yeah, that is going to be
quite a clean up for Simon.
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-Yeah.
-Hey, I'm proud of you, John,
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for what you're doing today.
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Yeah. I gotta set things right.
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-Are you ready?
-Are you a pig dog?
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Just seems a little unnecessary,
considering how much I'm helping you.
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-[dog whines, barks]
-Yeah.
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-Whoa.
-Oh, my God.
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-Oh, yucky.
-Oh!
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Oh, I should not have
given him that bin meat!
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-Well, thats a nasty one!
-Oh, my God!
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[dramatic music playing]
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-[John gasps]
-Stop!
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[Simon] Stop!
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I'm an incest baby! I'm made of incest!
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[Rebecca] It's all her fault!
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And I've killed her, so suck shit!
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Nah, you're right darl.
She died this morning.
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Oh, I cant even do that right!
Bloody incest baby!
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I'm doomed for life!
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[Dusty] Thats not true.
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[John gasps]
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[emotional music playing]
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Who are you?
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I'm your mother.
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[emotional music continues]
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Sandra!
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[Dusty] Spring rolls.
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Sausage rolls.
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Pies. San choi bow.
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-[groans]
-[Dusty] Hot dogs.
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-Chicken chow mein.
-Oh, great story, Sandra.
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Have you met my dog?
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I call him Simon ‘cause he doesn't
have a family and he shits himself.
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I've had just about enough, John.
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-Oh, just let me finish, Dad!
-[Door opens]
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-[Karen] Get out of it, Glen!
-[Craig] Glen, no!
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-[Glen] I didn't do anything!
-Sandra!
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Karen?!
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-Rebecca?!
-Craig?!
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-Craig?!
-[both] Dad?!
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Grand dad?!
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Simon?!
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Jason?!
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-Garden City High?
-Yeah. How are ya?
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-Good, mate. Hows the family?
-Uh oh!
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Glen?!
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-Shut up!
-[Karen] Oh!
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Mum! No, no, no, no!
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[Karen cries] No!
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Just stop, Karen, stop!
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I need to say what I need to say.
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[emotional music playing]
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That night,
I almost made it into the bush.
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I was almost free.
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[Craig] Sandra!
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-[dramatic music playing]
-[Craig] Sandra!
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I got gravy on my t-shirt.
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I cant pay the bill! I'm sorry…
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Look, I've gotta call Mum.
Weve gotta go home.
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I'm sorry, Sandra!
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Oh, man.
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Oh, well.
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I couldnt go back there.
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She would have made me do
calisthenics for the rest of my life!
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Why couldnt she see I'm meant
to be a country singer, you know?
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I'm probably one of the best
country singers Australias ever seen.
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So, I offered myself to Greasy Steve,
in the night.
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-[all groan in disgust]
-Craig didnt even know I was doing it.
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He was too busy having dessert.
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Oh, whats 40 dollars more
on the end of a 400-dollar bill?
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-[laughs awkwardly] You know what I mean?
-No.
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Oh, God. He was so greasy,
I could barely get a grip.
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-[all groan in disgust]
-Sandra, you, you don't have to do this.
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-Just stop.
-Its okay, Craig!
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Next thing I found out I was pregnant.
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We had no money,
and now we had a baby to support.
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-You, Rebecca.
-Oh, this story's fucked!
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[Craig] I had an idea.
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Everyone was looking
for the next big country family band.
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So, I talked Sandra into saying
that we were husband and wife,
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and that Rebecca was our baby.
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-What?
-We started touring
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the edge of the bush. We were a hit!
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You used to sit up on the
stage and play the triangle.
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Everyone loved you.
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I knew it! Born to perform!
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[Jason] Oh, Glen.
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-[Karen] Cut it out mate.
-Glen, mate.
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-No.
-No, thats rotten what you're doing.
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-[Karen] Stop it.
-Craig] Dude,
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-that is really immature, mate.
-Stop it. Cut it out.
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-Suck it.
-[Craig] So, anyway,
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we immediately got
signed to a record label.
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Our first album was going gangbusters.
We were about to record a second!
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But then somehow it came out that
Sandra and I were brother and sister.
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Record companies,
they thought we were an incest family!
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They, they, they wanted their money back!
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And all this… for a few spring rolls,
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hot dogs, six mini-sausage rolls,
san choi bow.
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I actually had a chicken Kiev
as well with a side of wedges
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that I never told anyone about!
[sobs]
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Craig dont blame yourself.
Its all her fault!
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Hows this her fault?
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You just left in the middle of the night.
Didnt say anything!
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What?!
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No. She made us leave.
She kicked us out.
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What?!
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[dramatic music playing]
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-Stop!
-[dramatic music stops]
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Everyone stop!
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This doesn't make sense!
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Craig, how did you end up
being my Mum's boyfriend?
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We had to adopt you out,
but I managed to track you down.
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I forced my way into Sarahs
life after your wog Dad left.
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Hey?! I was just saying that
I forced my way into your life,
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after wog Dad left,
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Oh, yeah. You never loved me.
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To be fair, you're mostly asleep.
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[Glen] So, where does this leave me, Mum?
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Is Craig my Dad, or the wog Dad,
or what?
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Well, I don't know, Glen.
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All I know is I'm definitely
not your mother.
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[cries]
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Why did you abandon me?
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-[emotional music playing]
-We didnt have any choice.
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We couldnt go back to Mum, and Dad,
you were nowhere to be found!
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Where were you?
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Where did you go?
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I'm sorry, this is all my fault!
I love you kids, I do!
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I shouldn't have left you with her.
She drove us all apart.
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Look at us all now. Were broken!
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We got nothing! Nothing!
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[snores]
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Well, she may not have been perfect,
but she did give us one thing.
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It's a dynamic…
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Artform…
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Where gymnastics…
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And dance…
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Come together…
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And friendship…
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And confidence…
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Are fostered…
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Yeah, boy!
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[all groan]
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[Craig] God!
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I don't know him, do I?
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[gentle country banjo music playing]
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♪ When you flew North ♪
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♪ I flew South ♪
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♪ I got lost in pain and doubt ♪
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♪ So the desert and the ocean ♪
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♪ And the emu running wild ♪
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♪ But then time came to teach me ♪
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♪ All I needed I left behind ♪
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♪ I'll never stop trying, climbing
Flying high in the sky ♪
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♪ I'll never stop calling your name ♪
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♪ Like a dingo howls at night ♪
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♪ I'm just a lonely cockatoo ♪
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♪ And I don't know what to do ♪
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♪ But I'll never stop trying
To fly home to you ♪
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♪ I'll never stop trying, climbing
Flying high in the sky ♪
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♪ I'll never stop calling your name ♪
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♪ Like a dingo howls at night ♪
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♪ I'm just a lonely cockatoo ♪
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♪ And I don't know what to do ♪
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♪ But I'll never stop trying
To fly home to you ♪
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[banjo continues playing]
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♪ Now the wind has made me weary ♪
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♪ And the sky is turning dark ♪
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♪ I still see your face so clearly ♪
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♪ Every winter that goes past ♪
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♪ And the kookaburra's laughing ♪
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♪ At the setting of the sun ♪
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♪ Another cold night awaits ♪
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♪ Lost from your love ♪
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-Get him off!
-♪ I'll never stop trying ♪
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♪ Climbing, flying high in the sky ♪
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♪ I'll never stop calling your name ♪
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♪ Like a dingo howls at night ♪
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♪ I'm just a lonely cockatoo ♪
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♪ And I don't know what to do but I'll
Never stop trying to fly home to you ♪
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♪ I'll never stop trying, climbing
Flying high in the sky ♪
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♪ I'll never stop calling your name ♪
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♪ Like a dingo howls at night ♪
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♪ I'm just a lonely cockatoo ♪
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♪ And I don't know what to do but I'll
Never stop trying to fly home to you ♪
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[continues playing banjo]
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[sinister music playing]
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[dramatic music playing]
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