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[sombre music playing]
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[electronic beeping]
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Um, this is a message
for the producers of The Voice.
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Youve made a big mistake!
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I am the X Factor
and youve thrown it all away!
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Yeah, well you know what?
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♪ I'm never gonna stop fighting, writing ♪
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♪ Climbing high in the sky-- ♪
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Rebecca, what have you done?
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Get out, Glen! Get out of my room!
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You're showing video of us online!
I'm getting millions of messages!
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-I'm making a video!
-Whats going on in here?
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What is going on in here?!
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[Craig]
I can hear youse out in the bloody street!
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-[dog barks]
-[Glen] Did you know shes
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putting her audition videos online?
Theyre all over the internet!
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Rebecca,
I've asked you to stop the web streams!
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Look!
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♪ Well this is my time and my-- ♪
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Oh, Glen, get out! Get out!
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-[Rebecca] Leave me! Get out!
-[Glen] ♪ Turd! ♪
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♪ Fuckin' turd! ♪
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-[Rebecca] Fuck, you're an idiot!
-[Glen] I'm tryin to fuckin' use
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-the web stream as well!
-No! It's my turn!
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[Craig] Is the internet on?
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Youve got a web stream up. Look at that!
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-I haven't!
-I told you no web streams, Rebecca!
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-Turn it off!
-♪ Turd! ♪
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-Get out of here!
-♪ Turd! ♪
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Youve got a web stream up!
Youve got a web stream up!
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[Rebecca raps]
♪ Fat boy! Fat boy! ♪
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Oh, my God!
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[Craig] Rebecca!
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You can see the full use of my neck there!
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God, thisll ruin me, Rebecca. Thats it!
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No more web streams.
I'm unplugging the internet!
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-No, don't!
-How do you…
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How do you stop it?
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-Like, what button?
-Don't! No!
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-No! No! Don't!
-How do you turn it off? That's it!
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No more internet. Goodbye!
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-[Rebecca cries]
-Oh, its still on!
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[Craig] Its unstoppable!
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Its not human!
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Leave it, Craig, I need it!
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I've gotta get myself out there!
I was born to perform!
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And you can suck shit and move out!
You're 26 years old!
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Yeah, and you're fuckin' 22!
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-So? So what?!
-[Craig] Just, just
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keep your voices down!
Your Mums asleep!
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Yeah, shes always asleep.
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[Craig] I've had a gutful
of your attitude, Rebecca.
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An absolute gutful, alright?
If you're gonna keep acting like this,
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you can go back
and live with your wog Dad!
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[tearily] Dont call him that!
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[sighs]
You have broken my heart today, Rebecca.
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You have broken my heart!
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-[door slams]
-[Rebecca sobs]
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-♪ Turd! Turd! Turd! Turd! ♪
-No! Don't, Glen!
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-You're an idiot!
-Fuckin' fuck fuck!
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-[traffic hums]
-[birds tweet]
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[clock ticks]
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[knock on front door]
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[grunts]
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Hi, John, how are you today?
I'm Simon from Community Health.
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No!
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Right. Um…
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Hello? [taps on window] John?
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[tuning up Banjo]
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-[microphone feedback]
-[continues tuning Banjo]
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♪ I love sheep ♪
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♪ Sheep bloody sheep ♪
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♪ I love 'em in the morning
And I love 'em in the street ♪
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♪ And I go snip snip snip snip ♪
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♪ Clip clip clip clip ♪
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♪ Snippety snip snip snip snip ♪
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♪ Clip ♪
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♪ Going one sheep, two sheep
Three sheep ♪
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♪ Four sheep five, six and
Seven, eight, nine sheep ♪
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♪ Clip, clip, snip snip ♪
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♪ Snip me bloody sheep! ♪
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Oh, that is my favorite!
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[laughs]
Frank, Janet, hows things?
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-Oh, cant complain.
-Yeah?
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Oh, me legs infected.
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-[Rebecca chuckles]
-But, otherwise pretty good!
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Yeah.
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So, whats been going on?
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Oh, you know me,
just trying to get back to the bush.
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[chuckles]
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♪ I wish I was pushing
Fifty head of cattle ♪
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♪ Across the wide-open land ♪
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♪ With nothing up above me
But the stars and my scallywag ♪
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♪ And I'd be sitting by the fire, and be ♪
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♪ One sheep, two sheep
Three sheep, four sheep ♪
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♪ Five sheep, six sheep
We got seven sheep, eight nine sheep ♪
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[laughs] Oh, its a classic.
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Oh, show her, Frank.
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Oh, yeah! Oh, we thought we had
all your albums, but we found this one.
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[sombre music playing]
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Oh. Yeah, look,
I don't know anything about that.
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No, no. [chuckles]
Tell you what I do know about. Dingoes!
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-[both] Oh!
-[Rebecca] Hey?
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And kangaroos!
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[both] Oh!
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What do you call a dingo and a kangaroo?
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[both] Kingo!
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Kingo! Here we go!
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♪ Kingos here and kingos there ♪
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♪ Kingo goes everywhere ♪
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♪ Kingo, king spin around
Spin around, spin around ♪
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[CD player whirs]
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Alright, hit it, Ryan.
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[upbeat music playing]
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No, no, no, Mum, Mum, stop!
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-[groans] Oh, God!
-Stop!
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Ah, its not right!
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Were running out of time.
Were not even up to the clubs yet!
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I cant do it!
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I'm not going to be ready in time.
Theres no way!
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Yes, you are, Mum. Come on!
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If we want the Calisthenics Studio
to survive, we have to win this!
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-Yeah.
-Calisthenics. What is it?
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Its a dynamic artform,
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where gymnastics and dance come together,
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and friendship
and confidence are fostered.
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From the top. Lets go!
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-Hit it!
-[upbeat music playing]
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-Oh, look out!
-[laughs]
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-The talent's arrived, hey?!
-Dad!
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What about a bit of me?
Girls love that, eh?
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[Mum and Dad chuckle, whoop]
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Oh, come on son.
There we go. Yeah!
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[all chuckle]
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The best family in the world, I reckon!
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Come here. Come here!
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[Ryan groans]
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Thanks for ah, finally letting me in John.
Its pretty cold out there.
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I didnt bring a jumper like a silly twit.
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That is silly.
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I knew a man once
who lost both arms shifting ice
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from Goulburn to Wagga Wagga in 1964…
or five.
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[shouts] Cant remember!
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But its a tough run nonetheless
when youve got fifty head of cattle.
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No milk, thanks.
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Okay.
Um, you're actually my first client, John.
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Just graduated.
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Got any biscuits?
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-Not on me.
-Bad start!
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Okay. Um…
just wanted to start with some paperwork.
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I was just wondering what an overall goal
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for your health and wellbeing might be,
John?
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Whats a statement we could make about
where you'd like to be in five years time?
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Not dead.
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Right.
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No, change it. Dead.
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Okay, uh, surely theres
something else we can say?
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I don't care if I'm dead
or not dead in five years time.
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-I want the internet in the walls!
-Okay, just try and focus, John.
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Well leave that one blank.
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Um, for the next question,
I just wanted to ask you about your wife.
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Now shes dead.
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No, shes… not. Shes in a home.
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Been there for quite a while.
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I want the internet in the walls!
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Theres a man that can come around
and give you the internet.
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And he puts it in the floor,
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and it comes out into the air, and you can
get it in the kitchen and the living room!
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Wi-fi.
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Wa-fi?
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Wi-fi.
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Wa-fi?
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-Oh, you, you hungry, Simon?
-Well, um…
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[Simon] Ah…
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Ah, John?
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What's that?
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A big mistake.
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Will we clean it up?
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-Nah.
-No?
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[both laughing]
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Hey, you know what sucks
about watching Dirty Dancing
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-with your Mum for the fiftieth time?
-What?
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-Nothing!
-[both laugh]
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Alright, I am off to computer class.
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You staying here, Ryan, or you gonna
head out, have some fun with your friends?
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No, hes fine here with me.
He loves it here with me.
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Hes my little boyfriend.
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-[chuckles] Oh, you blokes.
-[mobile phone rings]
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-Ah!
-Whos that, Karen?
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-[turns off phone]
-Oh, it's just Mum calling from the home.
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Just ignore her, love.
She doesn't give you a moments peace!
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You still let her treat you like a kid.
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Yeah, alright, Jason. I let it go.
Its off, alright? Its off.
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Alright. Well, I'm off too.
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-See ya, love rats.
-[both laugh]
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-Have fun, little perves.
-[both laugh]
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Telecom. The rise of Communism.
Cyclone Tracy.
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A day in the life of a dingo.
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-The Finance Department.
-So, the last time you saw your wife was?
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The last time I saw my wife was, um…
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-Show me the internet!
-[gasps] Alright. Okay, lets have a look.
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Um, so, this is the form
that I need to fill out.
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-Boring.
-[Simon sighs]
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[John] Oh, what's that?
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Oh, its just a video that
everyones been posting.
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[emotional music playing]
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Craig!
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Who?
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[clip plays on phone]
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[suspenseful music playing]
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[Karen] I got more popcorn!
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Whats that, love?
That looks like fun. Whats that?
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Craig!
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-[thunder rumbles]
-[suspenseful music continues]
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Craig!
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[suspenseful music continues]
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[quirky electronic music playing]
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♪ Craig, Craig, Craig, Craig
Boy, boy, boy, boy, boy ♪
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♪ Who's a bad boy? Who's a bad boy? ♪
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♪ Yeah. Yeah. Who's a bad boy? ♪
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♪ Bad boy, bad boy. ♪
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