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It's hard not to feel a
little lost as we begin, but...
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Let's just take it all in and...
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See what we can find.
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Who knows?
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Maybe what can find us.
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No sooner than you say it.
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Well, it's miss Marcy.
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Miss Marcy's a beautiful,
lush BlackBerry bush.
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We've come across a time
or two in our travels.
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What are you going to share
with us today, old friend?
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Juicy BlackBerry?
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♪
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Mmm.
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[Birds chirping]
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When's the last time
you heard someone say something
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that interesting?
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And maybe miss Marcy drops
some more berries
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in the little brook.
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Maybe these berries
will take route
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on the Lake Shore downstream
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and bring miss Marcy children
in the years to come.
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I don't even know
if that's how berries work,
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but it sure sounds nice.
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I bet miss Marcy would love
a special someone
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to spruce the place up a bit.
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♪
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What should we call him?
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Arthur.
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Arthur the evergreen.
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I think mighty mount Mansfield
would approve
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of a name like that,
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because there is nothing
like having the one
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you hold dearest nearest
when the world turns cold.
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That's the picture
we all want to paint.
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Thanks for going to a special
place with me, Carl nargle.
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Cut.
And we're clear.
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[Sighs]
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Same time tomorrow?
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I wouldn't miss it
for the world.
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Yeah.
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That's it.
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This is
"the world's strongest person."
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Almost forgot
where I was for a second.
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Almost.
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Amazing.
No other word for it.
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Awesome and amazing.
[Chuckles]
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Have we never met Arthur before.
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There's been a pond
named Arthur but never a tree.
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- Never a tree?
- Yeah.
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Breaking new ground. Mwah.
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- Oh, I forgot the milk.
- Okay.
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- Does anything hurt?
- No, I'm good.
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- Cramped or something?
- No.
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And snow this time of year?
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- Oh. [Chuckles]
- Incredible.
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I never know where I'm going.
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You certainly got us there.
[Chuckles]
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So much moisture in the wind.
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Is it okay if I take miss Marcy
and her friends to vantastic?
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I think
they would appreciate that.
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There you go.
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They're so warm.
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Sorry just going to move in
right here.
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- Tony.
- Here's coffee... with milk.
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♪
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Great.
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Tony. Tony.
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- Katherine.
- Oh, done. Done.
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And this is
"this afternoon in burlington."
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Ready. We're live.
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Welcome to
"this afternoon in burlington."
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- And camera two.
- I'm your host...
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- And camera one.
- Donald Moore.
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- Stay on one. Stay on one.
- It's hard to look away.
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Yeah, yet so many people do.
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Fox news is killing us.
Weather channel.
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- TV guide channel.
- Hey, t.
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- Yeah?
- Keep the faith.
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The question is whether we want
the parade blocking access
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to local
cultural establishments.
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Dr. Bradford lenihan?
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Curator of burlington's
museum of art.
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The burlington museum of art.
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If you're a true artist
living above pittsfield
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and below St. albans,
that's where your paintings are.
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- Yeah.
- Well, I know one artist
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who's got the most popular
painting show in Vermont,
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- and his name is Carl nargle.
- Yeah.
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Thanks.
It's just... frustrating.
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I feel like sometimes
being the total package
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makes it hard for people
to see the gift inside.
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- We...
- Mnh-mnh.
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I... I have an idea
that could change that.
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Come here.
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Our budget's been slashed,
and we need your help.
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Put me to work,
and I will sign tote bags
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until my fingers turn
a rich parisian blue.
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Tote bags only take us so far.
We need rating ratings.
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Ratings only Carl nargle
can deliver.
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So we're going to put you on
two hours a day,
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back to back,
one painting each hour.
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[Indistinct conversation]
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So people would have a chance
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to see twice as much
of my artwork.
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It's, uh, Katherine's idea.
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Katherine's idea?
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Well, she wants to make sure
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that, uh, the station
is in good shape...
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So do I.
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So she can leave.
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[Indistinct conversation
continues in distance]
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♪
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Of course, as a real artist,
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if I start cranking out
255 more paintings a year,
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people could think, you know,
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that each painting
isn't precious to me, and...
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♪
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And I can't take that risk.
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♪
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- We'll make do.
- Sure.
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But just let me know if there's
anything I can do to help.
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I'll see you later.
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♪ Don't you tell me
n-n-n-no lies woman ♪
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♪ 'cause all you know
I've told ♪
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♪ you better leave
that midnight sneaking ♪
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♪ to the one
who worked it out ♪
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♪ I don't wanna hear
no back-talk speaking ♪
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♪ go on and shut yer mouth
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- vantastic!
- Vantastic!
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Hi, vantastic!
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♪ So don't try to lay
no boogie woogie ♪
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♪ on the king
of rock 'n' roll ♪
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♪ rock 'n' roll
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[brakes squeak]
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♪
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This could be
in the burlington museum.
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- No.
- It's that good, Carl, yes.
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You get one shot at
the burlington museum of art.
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Well, any building or person
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would be just so lucky
to have you.
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I feel like I'd be lucky
to have you.
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Are you asking me
to be your canvas?
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I'm asking you to go
a special place with me...
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I'm back in my Van.
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Come on.
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♪
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Careful.
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Uh...
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Is this a sofa bed?
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Custom made.
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- Wow. They're just the best.
- Ah.
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Easy access.
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A one, two, pop,
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and, voilà, a bed.
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I think some force of nature
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actually wants us
to make love right here maybe.
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Is this Portuguese flannel?
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Brushed three times
for added loft.
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Must be, 'cause
it sure is making me hot.
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Like a hot pocket.
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[Yells]
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♪ Come let me love you
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♪ come love me again
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♪ mm-mm-mm ♪
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[Horn honks]
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You inspire me to greatness.
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Hi. Pardon me?
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You inspire me to greatness!
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[Feedback]
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Put the brush in god's hand.
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I've been going to a special
place with you since I was 9!
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Thanks for coming with me.
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Oh, lord.
Go, go, go, go, go.
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[Turn signal clicking]
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- [Feedback]
- This is a really long light.
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I'm going to Walmart.
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[Clicking continues]
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I said,
"I'm going to Walmart."
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Go now.
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[Horn honks, tires screech]
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[Tires squeal]
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[Clicking continues]
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♪
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[Clicking stops]
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♪
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Hey, number 12's here.
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♪
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♪ ooh
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how you doing, Syd?
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Somebody's got a date.
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I do, and I am excited.
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Does she live in an a-frame
hidden away in the mountains?
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[Chuckles]
Katherine? No.
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Although, she is looking
to leave pbs burlington...
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Mm.
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Which I'm fine with.
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You're driving a Van with no
rearview mirrors and no bricks.
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Sounds dangerous, and I like it.
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Always moving forward,
just onto the next.
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I wouldn't be sitting here
today if I lived any other way.
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Yeah, you got the best damn seat
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in the best barber shop in town.
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We should all be so lucky.
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[Both chuckle]
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Every forest needs
a tallest tree,
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and I think we found ours
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with probably the most
impressive shaft of lumber
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that mount Mansfield
has ever seen.
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- Mm-hmm.
- Mm.
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Thank you for going to
a special place with me,
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Carl nargle.
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- Cut it.
- That tree is probably too tall.
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Brace yourself. You are going to
get some calls about that.
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Sure. Let me just slide you
over here a little bit.
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And it started off
as a winged elm...
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- Uh-huh.
- And then it just became
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- a white oak.
- Yeah, Wendy get the painting.
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- It's so big.
- Should I put it...
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Put it in the Van like you have
the other 6,000 times, yeah.
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Uh, ambrosia?
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You gave me another 30 minutes,
and it would've been a sequoia.
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- [Chuckling] Oh, my goodness.
- Or a redwood.
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- [Chuckling] Yeah.
- Mr. Nargle.
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- Yeah, right over here.
- Um, hi.
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- Oh, hi.
- Hi.
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- Sorry.
- Wow.
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It... it is an honor to...
To meet you, sir.
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- Thank you.
- You know, when I was a kid,
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my... my parents used your show
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to teach me
that anything is possible...
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- Did they? Oh.
- As long as you put
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- your brushes to it, right?
- [Laughs]
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- And now here I am.
- Who... who is this?
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It's, uh, ambrosia.
Isn't she great?
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She's absolutely fantastic.
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In three, two, one.
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- Yeah. [Chuckles]
- Okay.
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- Wait, what's going on?
- No, no, no, no.
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What's happening?
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Nothing that
you have to worry about.
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You're Carl nargle.
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You don't even
have to look behind you,
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and I mean that literally
and figuratively.
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Let's... let's... let's go talk.
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This is
"paint with ambrosia."
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A blank canvas.
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That's how we all begin.
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Is it intimidating,
or is it an opportunity
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to create something that
the world has never seen before?
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If I'm being honest,
it's a little of both.
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00:12:17,562 --> 00:12:20,348
But I, for one,
am thrilled to be joining you
261
00:12:20,391 --> 00:12:23,525
on this journey
of self-discovery.
262
00:12:23,568 --> 00:12:25,266
So let's paint.
263
00:12:25,309 --> 00:12:28,486
A rock.
Let's paint a rock.
264
00:12:28,530 --> 00:12:30,532
When I think of rocks,
265
00:12:30,575 --> 00:12:34,536
I like to think about
what's inside first,
266
00:12:34,579 --> 00:12:36,799
because that's
what really matters.
267
00:12:36,843 --> 00:12:39,802
Uh, w... I... I have no doubt
268
00:12:39,846 --> 00:12:41,214
that, uh,
a little friendly competition
269
00:12:41,238 --> 00:12:44,328
will bring out
the best in you, Carl.
270
00:12:44,372 --> 00:12:46,374
Obviously,
there's no competition
271
00:12:46,417 --> 00:12:47,941
between you and ambrosia.
272
00:12:47,984 --> 00:12:51,509
What I'm trying to say is, uh,
273
00:12:51,553 --> 00:12:54,295
the young bull is happy to learn
274
00:12:54,338 --> 00:12:55,794
from the old bull,
though, inevitably,
275
00:12:55,818 --> 00:12:58,995
the young bull will kill
the old bull. [Chuckles]
276
00:12:59,039 --> 00:13:01,868
More power to ambrosia
if she can pull it... off.
277
00:13:01,911 --> 00:13:03,260
That came out wrong.
278
00:13:03,304 --> 00:13:06,133
I'm sorry if I'm interrupting.
279
00:13:06,176 --> 00:13:09,745
Uh, Alexandra Moore from
the burlington bonnet.
280
00:13:09,789 --> 00:13:11,747
Are you ready for the interview?
281
00:13:11,791 --> 00:13:13,401
Interview?
282
00:13:13,444 --> 00:13:15,838
The bonnet series
on Vermont state treasures.
283
00:13:15,882 --> 00:13:18,493
You're number four,
tied with snow.
284
00:13:18,536 --> 00:13:20,451
I left a message for you
on your cellphone.
285
00:13:20,495 --> 00:13:22,038
I still haven't gotten
the hang of using
286
00:13:22,062 --> 00:13:23,759
the answering machine
inside of it.
287
00:13:23,803 --> 00:13:26,631
Sorry. Used to be you had
a person take a message for you.
288
00:13:26,675 --> 00:13:28,851
- Mm-hmm.
- Uh, well, is now a-a good time
289
00:13:28,895 --> 00:13:31,767
to take me to a special place
where we can talk?
290
00:13:31,811 --> 00:13:33,856
Carl's Van.
I-I'm sure he's flattered,
291
00:13:33,900 --> 00:13:35,684
but he's also in a relationship.
292
00:13:35,727 --> 00:13:38,252
I-I-I was speaking
metaphorically. I...
293
00:13:38,295 --> 00:13:40,341
If you mean the back
of Carl's Van, take a number.
294
00:13:40,384 --> 00:13:44,867
Uh... o-or we... we could go
to your office, Carl.
295
00:13:44,911 --> 00:13:48,088
Wow. Just running through
stop signs. Incredible.
296
00:13:48,131 --> 00:13:51,134
Are you guys okay with me
quoting you on this?
297
00:13:51,178 --> 00:13:52,962
Yeah, anything
to help the station.
298
00:13:53,006 --> 00:13:54,355
As you may have gathered...
299
00:13:54,398 --> 00:13:56,226
My office
is right over here, so...
300
00:13:56,270 --> 00:13:58,663
I am a bit of a risk-taker,
301
00:13:58,707 --> 00:14:01,449
and I have never painted
a stump,
302
00:14:01,492 --> 00:14:04,017
so I'm going to do that
for my second painting.
303
00:14:04,060 --> 00:14:07,324
Two paintings in one hour?
304
00:14:07,368 --> 00:14:09,849
Not that that's a big deal.
305
00:14:09,892 --> 00:14:11,546
Why is that such a big deal?
306
00:14:11,589 --> 00:14:13,983
Nobody paints
two paintings in an hour.
307
00:14:14,027 --> 00:14:16,812
It takes paint
to a whole new place,
308
00:14:16,856 --> 00:14:19,467
and it's been a lot of places.
309
00:14:19,510 --> 00:14:22,731
Could be our "dancing with
the stars," "shark tank" block.
310
00:14:22,774 --> 00:14:23,969
Oh, I love
"dancing with the stars."
311
00:14:23,993 --> 00:14:26,909
It's my favorite show.
312
00:14:26,953 --> 00:14:34,953
♪
313
00:14:35,004 --> 00:14:37,224
It's been wonderful
talking to you.
314
00:14:37,267 --> 00:14:39,095
Good night, everyone.
315
00:14:39,139 --> 00:14:41,837
♪
316
00:14:41,881 --> 00:14:44,579
Ouf.
I've never seen him that mad.
317
00:14:44,622 --> 00:14:46,189
Tonight's supposed to be
our night.
318
00:14:46,233 --> 00:14:48,713
- What am I supposed to do?
- I'm headed to price chopper
319
00:14:48,757 --> 00:14:51,107
to hang out in the beer aisle
if you want to join.
320
00:14:51,151 --> 00:14:54,067
She just picked up a case of the
lonelies, make 'em less lonely.
321
00:14:54,110 --> 00:14:58,332
If you do it right, you don't
even have to leave the store.
322
00:14:58,375 --> 00:15:00,464
Every stump has roots, right,
323
00:15:00,508 --> 00:15:03,946
evidence where it started.
324
00:15:03,990 --> 00:15:05,948
Is that a second painting?
325
00:15:05,992 --> 00:15:08,908
It's a stump.
326
00:15:08,951 --> 00:15:10,170
Incredible.
327
00:15:18,004 --> 00:15:20,528
[Engine starts]
328
00:15:21,094 --> 00:15:24,010
[Sighs]
329
00:15:24,053 --> 00:15:26,229
♪ Lay no boogie woogie
on the king... ♪
330
00:15:30,973 --> 00:15:38,973
♪
331
00:15:40,678 --> 00:15:43,203
"Dancing with the stars"
is my favorite
332
00:15:43,246 --> 00:15:45,466
celebrity dance show!
333
00:15:45,509 --> 00:15:47,990
[Sighs]
334
00:15:48,034 --> 00:15:49,035
♪
335
00:15:49,078 --> 00:15:51,646
[Feedback]
[Sighs]
336
00:15:51,689 --> 00:15:54,518
You're entitled
to your favorite TV show.
337
00:15:54,562 --> 00:15:56,564
That's what makes
this country great.
338
00:15:56,607 --> 00:16:02,048
But my favorite show
is "paint with Carl nargle."
339
00:16:02,091 --> 00:16:04,093
♪
340
00:16:04,137 --> 00:16:07,314
[Breathes deeply]
341
00:16:07,357 --> 00:16:10,447
Get in.
342
00:16:10,491 --> 00:16:12,580
Paint is a lot like life.
343
00:16:12,623 --> 00:16:14,147
You got to move on from mistakes
344
00:16:14,190 --> 00:16:16,410
if you're going to be happy,
which is why
345
00:16:16,453 --> 00:16:18,542
- I am going to add brown.
- [Scoffs]
346
00:16:18,586 --> 00:16:22,155
I guess Jenna's going to get
her picture tonight, huh?
347
00:16:22,198 --> 00:16:25,419
Hm. Did I ever tell you
about the time I got mine?
348
00:16:25,462 --> 00:16:26,768
Oh, god, please don't.
349
00:16:26,811 --> 00:16:29,858
I mean, you have.
Many times. Too many.
350
00:16:29,901 --> 00:16:33,079
It's all a blur, but I remember
it like it was yesterday.
351
00:16:33,122 --> 00:16:35,995
I know.
Just maybe don't this time.
352
00:16:36,038 --> 00:16:38,301
This one time.
353
00:16:38,345 --> 00:16:39,999
He'd finished all of his chowder
354
00:16:40,042 --> 00:16:41,348
and most of his bread bowl,
355
00:16:41,391 --> 00:16:44,090
and then he turned to me
and he said,
356
00:16:44,133 --> 00:16:46,179
you want to touch my sandals?
357
00:16:46,222 --> 00:16:47,789
♪ Do it
358
00:16:47,832 --> 00:16:49,138
and I said...
359
00:16:49,182 --> 00:16:51,488
More than
I've ever wanted anything.
360
00:16:51,532 --> 00:16:55,101
♪
361
00:16:55,144 --> 00:16:58,060
♪ do it
362
00:16:58,104 --> 00:17:00,497
his socks didn't stay on
for long, either.
363
00:17:00,541 --> 00:17:07,417
Oh, even under the sheet,
I could tell it was impressive.
364
00:17:07,461 --> 00:17:09,941
♪ Do the hustle
365
00:17:09,985 --> 00:17:12,814
and then he mounted it
on my living room wall
366
00:17:12,857 --> 00:17:14,555
for everyone to see.
367
00:17:16,383 --> 00:17:18,776
What do you think?
368
00:17:18,820 --> 00:17:20,604
Oh, Carl.
369
00:17:20,648 --> 00:17:23,912
A one-of-a-kind picture
just for me.
370
00:17:23,955 --> 00:17:28,264
But why are the ufo
and the stump covered in blood?
371
00:17:28,308 --> 00:17:30,614
Because that's art.
372
00:17:30,658 --> 00:17:33,661
This is not the kind of thing
people paint on pbs.
373
00:17:33,704 --> 00:17:36,664
Until we paint again,
I'm ambrosia.
374
00:17:36,707 --> 00:17:39,449
♪
375
00:17:39,493 --> 00:17:41,886
That's a lot of blood for a ufo.
376
00:17:41,930 --> 00:17:43,975
And a stump.
377
00:17:44,019 --> 00:17:46,065
[ Chuckles]
How do I know when it's done?
378
00:17:46,108 --> 00:17:48,763
[Chuckles]
379
00:17:48,806 --> 00:17:50,547
Holy moly.
380
00:17:50,591 --> 00:17:51,853
♪
381
00:17:51,896 --> 00:17:53,855
And... cut.
382
00:17:53,898 --> 00:17:55,509
We're clear.
383
00:17:55,552 --> 00:17:58,642
And... cut.
384
00:17:58,686 --> 00:18:00,035
We're clear.
385
00:18:00,079 --> 00:18:01,167
That a ufo?
386
00:18:01,210 --> 00:18:02,530
You know,
half the people watching
387
00:18:02,559 --> 00:18:03,971
are going to think it's...
It's real.
388
00:18:03,995 --> 00:18:06,998
- Ratings are in.
- What, for ambrosia?
389
00:18:07,042 --> 00:18:09,784
- H... no, last week.
- Oh.
390
00:18:09,827 --> 00:18:12,700
You know, I was just trying
to kind of paint the opposite
391
00:18:12,743 --> 00:18:14,093
- of what Carl does...
- Mm-hmm.
392
00:18:14,136 --> 00:18:16,965
And that ended up being a ufo
393
00:18:17,008 --> 00:18:19,446
- covered in blood.
- Oh, dear goodness.
394
00:18:21,361 --> 00:18:24,929
- You're Katherine.
- Uh...
395
00:18:24,973 --> 00:18:27,976
Whoa, okay, so Carl said
396
00:18:28,019 --> 00:18:30,109
that you were
his reason for painting,
397
00:18:30,152 --> 00:18:32,459
living, and loving.
398
00:18:32,502 --> 00:18:34,983
Burlington bonnet,
August 15, 1993.
399
00:18:35,026 --> 00:18:38,029
Wow, that was, yeah,
so long ago.
400
00:18:38,073 --> 00:18:41,903
- I practically forgot about that.
- Did you say
401
00:18:41,946 --> 00:18:43,992
- "ufo covered in blood"?
- Yeah.
402
00:18:44,035 --> 00:18:48,736
So our viewers call the station
a lot when they're upset.
403
00:18:48,779 --> 00:18:51,695
- No more blood. No more ufos.
- Got it. Got it.
404
00:18:51,739 --> 00:18:53,654
- Understood?
- Yes.
405
00:18:53,697 --> 00:18:56,831
Geez. Ratings.
406
00:18:56,874 --> 00:18:59,921
Well, you keep
shaking things up like this,
407
00:18:59,964 --> 00:19:03,968
it'll be your profile
in the burlington bonnet.
408
00:19:04,012 --> 00:19:07,102
Have you ever heard
of cheesepot depot?
409
00:19:07,146 --> 00:19:09,017
Here, I'm going to load
you up a good one.
410
00:19:09,060 --> 00:19:10,671
Here we go.
411
00:19:10,714 --> 00:19:14,327
♪
412
00:19:14,370 --> 00:19:16,024
Um, I, uh...
413
00:19:16,067 --> 00:19:20,594
I've been vegan since I was 7.
414
00:19:20,637 --> 00:19:23,727
Really?
415
00:19:23,771 --> 00:19:27,166
Shouldn't be a crime in having
another relish tray, I guess.
416
00:19:27,209 --> 00:19:30,343
♪
417
00:19:30,386 --> 00:19:33,346
Not tonight.
418
00:19:33,389 --> 00:19:35,783
I want to taste the cheese.
419
00:19:35,826 --> 00:19:39,439
♪
420
00:19:39,482 --> 00:19:41,963
[Chuckles]
421
00:19:42,006 --> 00:19:47,534
♪
422
00:19:47,577 --> 00:19:51,102
Mmm, and the meat under it...
So much.
423
00:19:51,146 --> 00:19:53,627
- Veal. Or was it lamb?
- [Gurgles]
424
00:19:53,670 --> 00:19:56,412
No, no, the gray one
was definitely the veal.
425
00:19:56,456 --> 00:19:57,761
- [Grunts]
- Are you okay?
426
00:19:57,805 --> 00:19:58,980
- Yeah.
- You want something
427
00:19:59,023 --> 00:20:00,634
- to wash it down with?
- Hurry.
428
00:20:00,677 --> 00:20:03,637
Here.
Here, have some cheddar.
429
00:20:03,680 --> 00:20:05,029
How is everything?
430
00:20:05,073 --> 00:20:06,596
It's good.
Good, thank you.
431
00:20:06,640 --> 00:20:10,121
It's great, thank you.
432
00:20:10,165 --> 00:20:16,302
I was thinking about
trying to do my own art,
433
00:20:16,345 --> 00:20:18,391
maybe pottery.
434
00:20:18,434 --> 00:20:23,004
♪
435
00:20:23,047 --> 00:20:26,137
Yeah, but so good at the copier
436
00:20:26,181 --> 00:20:28,531
and the faxing all the...
437
00:20:28,575 --> 00:20:30,968
Well, how many pages
can you fax at once?
438
00:20:31,012 --> 00:20:33,580
- 24.
- 24?
439
00:20:33,623 --> 00:20:35,582
[Chuckles]
440
00:20:35,625 --> 00:20:38,889
I don't even know where
the cover sheets are.
441
00:20:38,933 --> 00:20:42,328
Well, I could show you.
442
00:20:42,371 --> 00:20:43,590
♪
443
00:20:43,633 --> 00:20:44,939
I-I guess what I'm trying to say
444
00:20:44,982 --> 00:20:46,897
is the station's been
so good to me,
445
00:20:46,941 --> 00:20:48,682
and it can do the same for you.
446
00:20:48,725 --> 00:20:55,602
I think sometimes it's just
being grateful for what we have.
447
00:20:55,645 --> 00:20:58,126
Without getting stuck
in something
448
00:20:58,169 --> 00:21:00,911
that's not working, right?
449
00:21:00,955 --> 00:21:03,218
Like...
Like how you dated Katherine
450
00:21:03,262 --> 00:21:04,741
and how you don't think
about her.
451
00:21:04,785 --> 00:21:06,700
Yeah.
Was that Katherine?
452
00:21:06,743 --> 00:21:08,876
I don't even...
It's funny how my eye
453
00:21:08,919 --> 00:21:10,356
doesn't even go to her.
454
00:21:10,399 --> 00:21:12,662
Since the day
that Wendy was hired, right?
455
00:21:12,706 --> 00:21:15,099
That's when things ended
with Katherine?
456
00:21:15,143 --> 00:21:16,753
Yeah.
457
00:21:16,797 --> 00:21:21,715
What started as an innocent
sunset shoulder massage
458
00:21:21,758 --> 00:21:26,067
in the back of a Van
at the water's edge
459
00:21:26,110 --> 00:21:30,985
turned into a picture
I never expected to paint.
460
00:21:31,028 --> 00:21:37,165
♪
461
00:21:37,208 --> 00:21:39,646
[Moaning]
462
00:21:39,689 --> 00:21:43,171
♪
463
00:21:43,214 --> 00:21:45,478
I have some oils in my purse.
464
00:21:45,521 --> 00:21:47,088
Shut the curtains.
465
00:21:47,131 --> 00:21:50,352
♪
466
00:21:50,396 --> 00:21:53,181
♪ yeah, they call me
467
00:21:53,224 --> 00:21:55,618
♪ hot and nasty
468
00:21:55,662 --> 00:21:58,186
♪ yeah, they call me
469
00:21:58,229 --> 00:21:59,361
♪ unh
470
00:21:59,405 --> 00:22:01,537
♪
471
00:22:01,581 --> 00:22:05,411
It's a good thing Katherine
cheated on you first.
472
00:22:05,454 --> 00:22:06,673
- Yeah.
- So you don't have
473
00:22:06,716 --> 00:22:08,370
- to feel guilty.
- Yes.
474
00:22:08,414 --> 00:22:11,895
A real man never looks back.
475
00:22:11,939 --> 00:22:13,244
I don't.
476
00:22:13,288 --> 00:22:15,812
♪
477
00:22:15,856 --> 00:22:18,772
Thank you.
Thanks so much.
478
00:22:18,815 --> 00:22:19,947
♪
479
00:22:19,990 --> 00:22:24,604
D... do you want some advice?
480
00:22:24,647 --> 00:22:26,823
Always.
481
00:22:26,867 --> 00:22:28,695
Paint from your heart.
482
00:22:28,738 --> 00:22:30,392
Live from your heart.
483
00:22:30,436 --> 00:22:32,655
- Yeah.
- Etch a sketch a dinosaur.
484
00:22:32,699 --> 00:22:36,964
Have it attack Atlantis
if that's who you are.
485
00:22:37,007 --> 00:22:40,663
That is exactly who I am,
actually so that's great.
486
00:22:40,707 --> 00:22:42,926
- [Both laugh]
- Yeah.
487
00:22:42,970 --> 00:22:47,801
You know, and don't...
Don't let fame
488
00:22:47,844 --> 00:22:52,980
bring out the worst in you
or... or anyone around you.
489
00:22:53,023 --> 00:22:56,113
♪
490
00:22:56,157 --> 00:22:58,420
Deal.
491
00:22:58,464 --> 00:23:01,380
You can help me with that.
492
00:23:01,423 --> 00:23:04,818
Oh, I... I, um...
493
00:23:04,861 --> 00:23:07,821
I've been offered a job
at pbs Albany.
494
00:23:07,864 --> 00:23:09,431
It's the same thing
I'm doing now.
495
00:23:09,475 --> 00:23:12,478
It's... I'm just
the assistant to the gm.
496
00:23:12,521 --> 00:23:15,089
Katherine...
497
00:23:15,132 --> 00:23:18,788
You run pbs burlington
without the gm title,
498
00:23:18,832 --> 00:23:24,141
which means you should run
pbs Albany with the title.
499
00:23:24,185 --> 00:23:28,363
♪
500
00:23:28,407 --> 00:23:30,887
- You ready?
- Let's go.
501
00:23:30,931 --> 00:23:32,628
♪
502
00:23:32,672 --> 00:23:34,587
- Thank you.
- Yeah.
503
00:23:34,630 --> 00:23:38,939
♪
504
00:23:38,982 --> 00:23:43,726
I hope you like this painting
of mount Mansfield
505
00:23:43,770 --> 00:23:48,862
on a cold February
late afternoon.
506
00:23:48,905 --> 00:23:52,561
[Gasps]
507
00:23:52,605 --> 00:23:55,085
Does this mean I'm your muse?
508
00:23:55,129 --> 00:23:56,913
I've always wanted to be
one of those.
509
00:23:56,957 --> 00:23:58,219
♪
510
00:23:58,262 --> 00:24:01,048
Do you want to see what's on TV?
511
00:24:01,091 --> 00:24:05,139
I actually, um, think
there might be another
512
00:24:05,182 --> 00:24:09,491
teal-and-desert-sand-colored TV
at the top
513
00:24:09,535 --> 00:24:13,408
of these
golden-rod-number-five stairs.
514
00:24:13,452 --> 00:24:16,498
You sure know your stair colors.
515
00:24:16,542 --> 00:24:18,979
[ "Barracuda" plays]
516
00:24:19,022 --> 00:24:24,724
♪
517
00:24:24,767 --> 00:24:30,512
♪
518
00:24:30,556 --> 00:24:36,475
Let's slowly
brush back his locks.
519
00:24:36,518 --> 00:24:37,911
♪
520
00:24:37,954 --> 00:24:42,785
And lightly caress
the base of this neck.
521
00:24:42,829 --> 00:24:45,571
I'm having a hard time
finding the TV.
522
00:24:45,614 --> 00:24:47,747
Oh, um, I forgot.
523
00:24:47,790 --> 00:24:52,273
I... I moved it into the other
room when I got a bigger bed.
524
00:24:52,316 --> 00:24:53,709
Oh.
525
00:24:53,753 --> 00:24:55,363
♪
526
00:24:55,406 --> 00:25:02,065
Slide over to his clavicle.
527
00:25:02,109 --> 00:25:03,632
Maybe the kisses
are even gentler here.
528
00:25:03,676 --> 00:25:05,895
Speaking of tvs,
I don't know if you heard this,
529
00:25:05,939 --> 00:25:10,596
but they are showing "paint"
on channel 9 in rutland.
530
00:25:10,639 --> 00:25:12,554
♪
531
00:25:12,598 --> 00:25:14,425
Do you know what that is?
532
00:25:14,469 --> 00:25:17,080
I don't get down to rutland
as much as I'd like.
533
00:25:17,124 --> 00:25:19,909
Soft blowing in your ear canal.
534
00:25:19,953 --> 00:25:21,432
There's not a highway
down there.
535
00:25:21,476 --> 00:25:23,783
Deeper than expected.
536
00:25:23,826 --> 00:25:26,350
Let's find out if the curtains
match the drapes.
537
00:25:26,394 --> 00:25:28,265
- Need better gas manage.
- [Stomach gurgles]
538
00:25:28,309 --> 00:25:30,050
Are you okay?
539
00:25:30,093 --> 00:25:32,052
I think I'm going to throw up.
540
00:25:32,095 --> 00:25:34,141
Okay, maybe the highway system
541
00:25:34,184 --> 00:25:35,624
isn't the only thing
moving too fast.
542
00:25:35,664 --> 00:25:39,973
I mean, from the...
From the meat.
543
00:25:40,016 --> 00:25:44,107
I can't stop thinking about
how I have a cow inside me.
544
00:25:44,151 --> 00:25:46,762
You mean the veal?
545
00:25:46,806 --> 00:25:50,549
- [Door opens]
- [Vomiting]
546
00:25:50,592 --> 00:25:53,377
♪
547
00:25:53,421 --> 00:25:54,988
I just want you to know
548
00:25:55,031 --> 00:25:58,861
that I can't imagine tonight
being any better.
549
00:25:58,905 --> 00:26:01,342
[Vomits]
550
00:26:01,385 --> 00:26:03,170
Can you?
551
00:26:03,213 --> 00:26:04,867
Same.
552
00:26:04,911 --> 00:26:07,130
[Toilet flushes]
553
00:26:07,174 --> 00:26:09,350
Is this Portuguese flannel?
554
00:26:09,393 --> 00:26:12,396
I don't know.
I got it at the store.
555
00:26:12,440 --> 00:26:14,113
I'm just going to brush
my teeth super fast,
556
00:26:14,137 --> 00:26:15,530
and I'll be right out.
557
00:26:15,574 --> 00:26:20,100
- W-Well, t-take your time.
- Oh, no. [Vomits]
558
00:26:20,143 --> 00:26:22,885
Overlooking mount Mansfield
seems impossible
559
00:26:22,929 --> 00:26:24,931
because it's
the biggest thing in Vermont,
560
00:26:24,974 --> 00:26:26,889
but some people do,
561
00:26:26,933 --> 00:26:29,979
and they fall in love
with camel's hump,
562
00:26:30,023 --> 00:26:34,157
which is barely in
the top-four tallest mountains.
563
00:26:34,201 --> 00:26:38,205
Given the choice, I guess
I'd rather be mount Mansfield.
564
00:26:38,248 --> 00:26:42,209
Thanks for going to a special
place with me, Carl nargle.
565
00:26:42,252 --> 00:26:45,125
And we're clear. Ambrosia.
566
00:26:45,168 --> 00:26:46,256
- Right?
- Okay.
567
00:26:46,300 --> 00:26:47,867
Right over here.
Here we go.
568
00:26:47,910 --> 00:26:50,347
Careful.
569
00:26:50,391 --> 00:26:52,698
Tony, did you hear what I said
about camel's hump?
570
00:26:52,741 --> 00:26:54,047
Yeah, really moving.
571
00:26:54,090 --> 00:26:55,875
It's another great one,
Mr. Nargle.
572
00:26:55,918 --> 00:26:58,051
It's amazing
how you keep doing it.
573
00:26:58,094 --> 00:26:59,095
- Thank you.
- Yeah.
574
00:26:59,139 --> 00:27:00,619
I thought that was great.
575
00:27:00,662 --> 00:27:02,577
I could take your pipe for you.
576
00:27:02,621 --> 00:27:04,535
♪
577
00:27:04,579 --> 00:27:07,669
- [Ambrosia and Wendy chuckle]
- Good luck.
578
00:27:07,713 --> 00:27:12,456
♪
579
00:27:12,500 --> 00:27:15,677
And in three, two...
580
00:27:15,721 --> 00:27:18,114
Hi, friends, and welcome to
"paint with ambrosia."
581
00:27:18,158 --> 00:27:20,247
Today's painting is inspired by
582
00:27:20,290 --> 00:27:23,859
the heart of this station, Katherine,
583
00:27:23,903 --> 00:27:26,166
and as a way of saying
thank you,
584
00:27:26,209 --> 00:27:28,516
I'm going to paint her
a bullet train,
585
00:27:28,559 --> 00:27:33,347
because once a bullet train
gets started, it's hard to stop.
586
00:27:41,790 --> 00:27:43,662
Are you... are you yelling at me?
587
00:27:43,705 --> 00:27:46,926
Yes. When I finished
my painting show yesterday,
588
00:27:46,969 --> 00:27:49,058
I wanted pretzels.
No one brought me any, Tony.
589
00:27:49,102 --> 00:27:51,495
Carl, I know it's a period
of adjustment with...
590
00:27:51,539 --> 00:27:54,281
With ambrosia here, but let me
tell you what's happening.
591
00:27:54,324 --> 00:27:57,719
What's happening is people need
to start doing their jobs,
592
00:27:57,763 --> 00:27:58,981
which isn't going to happen
593
00:27:59,025 --> 00:28:00,722
if Katherine
and the rest of the staff
594
00:28:00,766 --> 00:28:03,116
are watching one too many
painting shows in a row
595
00:28:03,159 --> 00:28:06,075
instead of doing whatever it
is they're supposed to be doing.
596
00:28:06,119 --> 00:28:07,923
I'm going to keep them
to an hour break, okay, but
597
00:28:07,947 --> 00:28:09,968
- that's good energy here, Carl.
- Thank you. I know.
598
00:28:09,992 --> 00:28:11,752
- I don't want to lose it.
- I don't, either.
599
00:28:11,777 --> 00:28:15,650
These are exciting times here
at the new pbs burlington.
600
00:28:15,694 --> 00:28:19,306
- Are these the new tote bags?
- Huh.
601
00:28:19,349 --> 00:28:22,701
Yeah. It's only
because yours weren't selling.
602
00:28:22,744 --> 00:28:25,747
Let me rephrase that.
It's only because
603
00:28:25,791 --> 00:28:29,577
yours... weren't... selling.
604
00:28:29,620 --> 00:28:31,405
[ "Sexual revolution" plays]
605
00:28:31,448 --> 00:28:33,407
I have something for you.
606
00:28:33,450 --> 00:28:35,104
♪
607
00:28:35,148 --> 00:28:38,891
♪ everybody, shake it
608
00:28:38,934 --> 00:28:41,023
hm.
[Both chuckle]
609
00:28:41,067 --> 00:28:43,504
♪ Time to be free
610
00:28:43,547 --> 00:28:46,072
this dinosaur
attacking Atlantis?
611
00:28:46,115 --> 00:28:48,596
- [Laughs] Yeah.
- [Laughs]
612
00:28:48,639 --> 00:28:50,511
I'm, uh... I'm having a hard time
613
00:28:50,554 --> 00:28:52,643
not making a lot of things
for you these days.
614
00:28:52,687 --> 00:28:56,125
Well, everybody's going to be
very jealous, you see.
615
00:28:56,169 --> 00:28:58,780
Then I will paint them all
pictures, but just...
616
00:28:58,824 --> 00:29:01,391
Not as awesome as this?
617
00:29:01,435 --> 00:29:03,872
♪
618
00:29:03,916 --> 00:29:06,657
♪ but your mama lied to you
619
00:29:06,701 --> 00:29:12,011
Albany has a ton to offer.
620
00:29:12,054 --> 00:29:16,798
I-90 and i-87 go right through
the middle of it.
621
00:29:16,842 --> 00:29:19,018
♪
622
00:29:19,061 --> 00:29:23,283
The New York capital region
could use a painting show,
623
00:29:23,326 --> 00:29:25,633
I-I would imagine.
624
00:29:25,676 --> 00:29:31,726
♪ And share your freak
with the rest of us ♪
625
00:29:31,770 --> 00:29:33,902
♪ a beautiful thing
626
00:29:33,946 --> 00:29:35,208
okay.
627
00:29:35,251 --> 00:29:36,949
♪
628
00:29:36,992 --> 00:29:38,820
- Okay.
- Okay.
629
00:29:38,864 --> 00:29:40,387
♪
630
00:29:40,430 --> 00:29:43,607
- Okay, um...
- Okay.
631
00:29:43,651 --> 00:29:45,435
I-I-I have to warn you
that I've never done
632
00:29:45,479 --> 00:29:48,177
what we're about to do,
I think, so...
633
00:29:48,221 --> 00:29:53,139
Okay,
what is it we're about to do?
634
00:29:53,182 --> 00:29:56,011
I've never had sex
with a woman, okay?
635
00:29:56,055 --> 00:30:01,843
Katherine?
[Gasping]
636
00:30:01,887 --> 00:30:04,150
- Oh, hey.
- [Chuckles]
637
00:30:04,193 --> 00:30:06,413
Katherine, this is my mom
and my dad.
638
00:30:06,456 --> 00:30:08,154
We actually know each other.
639
00:30:08,197 --> 00:30:10,983
I-It's Mandy.
Mandy long.
640
00:30:11,026 --> 00:30:12,375
We went to high school together.
641
00:30:12,419 --> 00:30:14,203
You were senior
when I was a freshman.
642
00:30:14,247 --> 00:30:16,771
- Wow.
- Oh, hey.
643
00:30:16,815 --> 00:30:18,207
[Chuckles]
It's a small world.
644
00:30:18,251 --> 00:30:20,862
Hey, mom, could you
bring us up totino's?
645
00:30:20,906 --> 00:30:23,734
- Uh, pepperoni or plain?
- Hmm.
646
00:30:23,778 --> 00:30:25,345
Up to you.
647
00:30:27,216 --> 00:30:30,524
Um... pepperoni.
648
00:30:30,567 --> 00:30:32,395
- Pepperoni it is.
- [Chuckles]
649
00:30:32,439 --> 00:30:36,269
No matter which way
the wind's blowing,
650
00:30:36,312 --> 00:30:37,792
there he is.
651
00:30:37,836 --> 00:30:40,316
I hope everyone can appreciate
its strength.
652
00:30:40,360 --> 00:30:42,188
Mount Mansfield.
653
00:30:42,231 --> 00:30:45,669
Thanks for going to a special
place with me, Carl nargle.
654
00:30:45,713 --> 00:30:47,584
And... cut. We're clear.
655
00:30:47,628 --> 00:30:51,545
So that was the last time
that I ever bought a pantsuit.
656
00:30:51,588 --> 00:30:55,331
[Chuckles]
657
00:30:55,375 --> 00:30:56,680
Thanks.
658
00:30:56,724 --> 00:31:00,902
Alright, Mr. Nargle,
it's another gem.
659
00:31:00,946 --> 00:31:02,904
- Thank you.
- Good job, buddy.
660
00:31:02,948 --> 00:31:06,255
- And three, two...
- Tony.
661
00:31:06,299 --> 00:31:10,172
Carl, Carl, could you
get your painting?
662
00:31:10,216 --> 00:31:14,524
♪
663
00:31:14,568 --> 00:31:16,744
[Clock ticking]
664
00:31:16,787 --> 00:31:19,312
- I'm on my break.
- Carl.
665
00:31:19,355 --> 00:31:21,618
♪
666
00:31:21,662 --> 00:31:23,229
Carl.
667
00:31:23,272 --> 00:31:27,363
Hi, friends, and welcome to
"paint with ambrosia."
668
00:31:27,407 --> 00:31:29,037
- Come on, come on.
- Staff meeting tomorrow...
669
00:31:29,061 --> 00:31:30,386
- 8:00 A.M.
- staff... what's it about?
670
00:31:30,410 --> 00:31:31,977
What...?
671
00:31:32,020 --> 00:31:34,936
♪
672
00:31:34,980 --> 00:31:36,329
I got each of you presents,
673
00:31:36,372 --> 00:31:38,766
and it's just a little something
just to say
674
00:31:38,809 --> 00:31:41,987
how much I appreciate
everything that you do
675
00:31:42,030 --> 00:31:44,076
for "paint with Carl nargle."
676
00:31:44,119 --> 00:31:46,948
I'm just your type?
677
00:31:46,992 --> 00:31:49,211
So I'm nothing more to you
than typing?
678
00:31:49,255 --> 00:31:51,300
It's from t.J. Maxx.
679
00:31:53,389 --> 00:31:56,523
Carl, do you remember
how you left me?
680
00:31:56,566 --> 00:31:59,221
This is painter
looking for tater hots.
681
00:31:59,265 --> 00:32:01,658
Come back, tater hots. Over.
682
00:32:01,702 --> 00:32:04,139
[Sighs]
683
00:32:04,183 --> 00:32:06,707
This is tater hots.
What's your 20, painter?
684
00:32:06,750 --> 00:32:09,840
You coming over?
Over.
685
00:32:09,884 --> 00:32:12,974
No, tater hots.
686
00:32:13,018 --> 00:32:15,585
It's over. Over.
687
00:32:15,629 --> 00:32:20,503
What do you mean,
it's over over? Over.
688
00:32:20,547 --> 00:32:24,246
Hoping we can stay
good buddies, good buddy.
689
00:32:24,290 --> 00:32:25,987
Over.
690
00:32:26,031 --> 00:32:27,815
And out.
691
00:32:27,858 --> 00:32:33,864
♪
692
00:32:33,908 --> 00:32:39,914
♪
693
00:32:39,958 --> 00:32:41,568
[Crickets chirping]
694
00:32:41,611 --> 00:32:45,093
Then it was on to Beverly,
who you dumped for Jenna.
695
00:32:45,137 --> 00:32:48,009
- Sorry.
- Water over the bridge.
696
00:32:48,053 --> 00:32:49,184
You know, one time you said
697
00:32:49,228 --> 00:32:51,099
that I looked sexy
in my tracksuit,
698
00:32:51,143 --> 00:32:55,190
so I've been wearing
juicy couture ever since.
699
00:32:55,234 --> 00:32:56,887
I wear this to church,
700
00:32:56,931 --> 00:33:00,848
and there are kids there
who think that this is my name,
701
00:33:00,891 --> 00:33:04,025
good, Christian children
who say,
702
00:33:04,069 --> 00:33:06,245
"we're praying for you,
juicy."
703
00:33:06,288 --> 00:33:08,682
I want to go to a special place
with you, Carl nargle,
704
00:33:08,725 --> 00:33:12,686
as long as that special place is
hell, and I can watch you burn.
705
00:33:15,123 --> 00:33:17,604
[Sighs]
706
00:33:17,647 --> 00:33:20,781
Can I say something?
707
00:33:20,824 --> 00:33:23,566
If you don't like
the coffee mugs, then, I mean,
708
00:33:23,610 --> 00:33:28,441
I have these green mountain
coffee discount coupons,
709
00:33:28,484 --> 00:33:29,790
- and...
- Son of a bitch.
710
00:33:29,833 --> 00:33:32,793
I also got you guys a gift.
711
00:33:32,836 --> 00:33:36,666
I, uh, realized that I had only
made something for Katherine,
712
00:33:36,710 --> 00:33:39,669
and I wanted to make sure
that you all felt seen
713
00:33:39,713 --> 00:33:41,062
and appreciated.
714
00:33:41,106 --> 00:33:43,630
So I made you all paintings.
715
00:33:43,673 --> 00:33:46,720
- They're on the stage.
- Score.
716
00:33:46,763 --> 00:33:48,069
[Chuckling] Yeah.
717
00:33:48,113 --> 00:33:50,376
I'm returning this
for store credit.
718
00:33:55,424 --> 00:33:58,123
I like when art
makes people happy.
719
00:34:00,777 --> 00:34:03,911
[Sighs] I'm not trying to make
anybody feel bad.
720
00:34:12,354 --> 00:34:14,487
[Sighs]
721
00:34:14,530 --> 00:34:17,011
[Scoffs]
722
00:34:17,055 --> 00:34:20,667
I know you want
to get a painting.
723
00:34:20,710 --> 00:34:22,495
No, I don't.
724
00:34:22,538 --> 00:34:24,497
Go on. It's okay.
725
00:34:24,540 --> 00:34:25,889
Go ahead.
726
00:34:25,933 --> 00:34:27,543
Thank you.
727
00:34:30,720 --> 00:34:38,720
♪
728
00:34:39,425 --> 00:34:47,425
♪
729
00:34:48,129 --> 00:34:56,129
♪
730
00:34:56,833 --> 00:34:58,879
Oh, good,
I was just about to, uh,
731
00:34:58,922 --> 00:35:00,533
- do the crossword puzzle.
- Hold on.
732
00:35:00,576 --> 00:35:07,931
"New artist gives pbs
burlington much needed boost."
733
00:35:07,975 --> 00:35:09,542
I read it.
734
00:35:09,585 --> 00:35:12,197
"Vermonters, what if I told you
there was a new artist
735
00:35:12,240 --> 00:35:16,201
who can paint circles
around Carl nargle?
736
00:35:16,244 --> 00:35:17,680
Would that make
you want to watch?
737
00:35:17,724 --> 00:35:19,465
Well, one thing's for sure.
738
00:35:19,508 --> 00:35:21,597
People are watching
pbs burlington
739
00:35:21,641 --> 00:35:25,645
like never before
for one reason and one name
740
00:35:25,688 --> 00:35:29,039
am... ambrosia."
741
00:35:30,084 --> 00:35:32,260
Yeah.
742
00:35:32,304 --> 00:35:35,176
"After years of watching
Carl nargle's paint dry,
743
00:35:35,220 --> 00:35:39,311
the green mountains are alive
with the sound of creativity."
744
00:35:39,354 --> 00:35:44,707
You know, uh, how about
don't... read it... maybe?
745
00:35:46,535 --> 00:35:52,846
"Carl is one dimensional,
antiquated, very sexiest..."
746
00:35:54,978 --> 00:35:57,285
"Very sexist."
747
00:35:57,329 --> 00:35:59,896
I think I get the idea.
748
00:35:59,940 --> 00:36:02,812
- Are you okay?
- Yeah.
749
00:36:02,856 --> 00:36:06,338
I think you know me well enough
to know I don't care
750
00:36:06,381 --> 00:36:10,864
what people say about me
or what they write.
751
00:36:13,214 --> 00:36:16,043
[ "When you're hot,
you're hot" plays]
752
00:36:16,086 --> 00:36:18,959
[Tires squeal]
753
00:36:19,002 --> 00:36:22,223
[Tires screech]
754
00:36:22,267 --> 00:36:24,965
♪ Well, now me and homer Jones
and big John talley ♪
755
00:36:25,008 --> 00:36:27,881
♪ had a big crap game
goin' back in the alley ♪
756
00:36:27,924 --> 00:36:29,926
♪ and I kept rollin'
them sevens ♪
757
00:36:29,970 --> 00:36:32,364
♪ and winnin' all them pots
758
00:36:32,407 --> 00:36:34,409
♪ my luck was so good,
I could do no wrong ♪
759
00:36:34,453 --> 00:36:37,107
♪ I just kept on rollin'
and controllin' them bones ♪
760
00:36:38,631 --> 00:36:41,764
[Engine revs, tires screech]
761
00:36:41,808 --> 00:36:44,158
♪ When you're hot, you're hot
762
00:36:44,202 --> 00:36:46,029
♪ and when you're not,
you're not ♪
763
00:36:46,073 --> 00:36:48,467
♪ put all the money in,
and let's roll 'em again ♪
764
00:36:49,772 --> 00:36:51,470
[Engine revs, tires screech]
765
00:36:51,513 --> 00:36:54,473
♪ I turned around,
and there was a big, old cop ♪
766
00:36:54,516 --> 00:36:56,866
♪ he said, "hello, boys,"
then he gave us a grin, ♪
767
00:36:56,910 --> 00:36:59,347
♪ said, "look like I'm gon'
have to haul y'all in" ♪
768
00:36:59,391 --> 00:37:01,088
♪ "and keep all that money
for evidence" ♪
769
00:37:01,131 --> 00:37:04,178
♪ I said, "well, son,
when you hot, you hot" ♪
770
00:37:04,222 --> 00:37:06,963
♪ he said, "yeah,"
when you're hot, you're hot ♪
771
00:37:07,007 --> 00:37:09,052
♪ and when you're not,
you're not ♪
772
00:37:09,096 --> 00:37:10,358
[Brakes squeak]
773
00:37:10,402 --> 00:37:16,669
♪
774
00:37:16,712 --> 00:37:22,979
♪
775
00:37:23,023 --> 00:37:25,547
[Engine idling]
776
00:37:27,157 --> 00:37:28,985
Remember when you said
there was one person
777
00:37:29,029 --> 00:37:30,049
who could save this station?
778
00:37:30,073 --> 00:37:31,640
Yeah, well, ratings are up,
779
00:37:31,684 --> 00:37:33,139
but we still having a problem
balancing the books.
780
00:37:33,163 --> 00:37:34,774
Well, now I'm going to save it...
781
00:37:34,817 --> 00:37:37,516
With something pbs burlington
has never seen before.
782
00:37:37,559 --> 00:37:39,431
Oh, great.
Well, pitch the idea,
783
00:37:39,474 --> 00:37:41,302
and I'll run it
by Katherine and ambrosia.
784
00:37:41,346 --> 00:37:43,739
I've already run it by me.
It's been approved.
785
00:37:43,783 --> 00:37:50,093
♪
786
00:37:50,137 --> 00:37:53,532
We are live in five, four,
787
00:37:53,575 --> 00:37:56,186
three, two...
788
00:37:56,230 --> 00:38:00,495
On today's show, this person
will become a key chain.
789
00:38:00,539 --> 00:38:02,018
Let's see how.
790
00:38:02,062 --> 00:38:03,629
"The whittler."
791
00:38:03,672 --> 00:38:07,937
The pbs burlington pledge drive
has always brought you
792
00:38:07,981 --> 00:38:11,593
the very best
in Vermont public broadcasting,
793
00:38:11,637 --> 00:38:15,728
but now,
for the very first time ever,
794
00:38:15,771 --> 00:38:20,254
loyal viewers like you
and can bid on Carl nargle
795
00:38:20,298 --> 00:38:26,826
or the white-hot ambrosia
painting your portrait live
796
00:38:26,869 --> 00:38:30,395
while still receiving
a complimentary tote bag.
797
00:38:30,438 --> 00:38:33,920
This is the
public-broadcasting syndicate's
798
00:38:33,963 --> 00:38:36,531
super bowl, world series,
799
00:38:36,575 --> 00:38:39,969
and "real housewives
of New Jersey" reunion
800
00:38:40,013 --> 00:38:42,145
all rolled into one.
801
00:38:42,189 --> 00:38:44,278
Let the bidding begin.
802
00:38:44,322 --> 00:38:45,323
♪
803
00:38:45,366 --> 00:38:47,847
[Applause]
804
00:38:47,890 --> 00:38:51,024
- Carl is my boyfriend.
- He's not your boyfriend.
805
00:38:51,067 --> 00:38:53,896
Yes, he is.
That's what he told me.
806
00:38:53,940 --> 00:38:56,725
Thank you, Sylvia and portia.
807
00:38:56,769 --> 00:39:00,120
They all fall for Carl.
808
00:39:00,163 --> 00:39:02,427
Another call for Carl.
809
00:39:02,470 --> 00:39:05,081
And one for ambrosia.
810
00:39:05,125 --> 00:39:07,301
♪
811
00:39:07,345 --> 00:39:09,216
Incredible.
812
00:39:09,259 --> 00:39:11,087
How did you do that?
813
00:39:11,131 --> 00:39:12,959
♪
814
00:39:13,002 --> 00:39:17,398
Thank you,
Jay fogarty from chittenden.
815
00:39:17,442 --> 00:39:21,184
You are magic.
816
00:39:21,228 --> 00:39:26,146
If you want your portrait
painted by ambrosia,
817
00:39:26,189 --> 00:39:31,978
you need to bid more than $435,
818
00:39:32,021 --> 00:39:36,809
and if you want your portrait
painted by Carl nargle,
819
00:39:36,852 --> 00:39:43,468
you need to bid more than $875
820
00:39:43,511 --> 00:39:47,428
in the next 10, 9, 8,
821
00:39:47,472 --> 00:39:49,952
7, 6, 5,
822
00:39:49,996 --> 00:39:54,217
4, 3, 2, 1.
823
00:39:54,261 --> 00:39:55,610
- That's it.
- That's it.
824
00:39:55,654 --> 00:39:57,133
No more calls.
825
00:39:57,177 --> 00:40:01,486
- [Telephone rings]
- Pbs burlington pledge drive.
826
00:40:01,529 --> 00:40:03,618
- Does that count?
- It's too late, isn't it?
827
00:40:03,662 --> 00:40:04,706
I think it's over, right?
828
00:40:04,750 --> 00:40:07,622
Does that count?
829
00:40:07,666 --> 00:40:09,319
Yes.
830
00:40:09,363 --> 00:40:14,412
Yes. I'm writing it down.
We're all very excited.
831
00:40:14,455 --> 00:40:17,197
It's been a great day.
832
00:40:17,240 --> 00:40:21,810
Thank you so much for everything
you've done for the station.
833
00:40:21,854 --> 00:40:28,426
Well?
834
00:40:28,469 --> 00:40:30,340
Jay fogerty's mother
would like to pick him up
835
00:40:30,384 --> 00:40:32,517
in front of the station
in 10 minutes.
836
00:40:32,560 --> 00:40:35,650
That's it.
837
00:40:35,694 --> 00:40:39,132
Thank you!
Keep those pledges coming.
838
00:40:40,916 --> 00:40:43,484
- We did it.
- It's for a good cause.
839
00:40:43,528 --> 00:40:45,791
Look at Bridget,
840
00:40:45,834 --> 00:40:49,185
lighting up the stage
with her radiant smile.
841
00:40:49,229 --> 00:40:51,361
She is a winner.
842
00:40:51,405 --> 00:40:54,060
Pbs burlington is also smiling.
843
00:40:54,103 --> 00:40:55,714
You know, Mary is also a winner.
844
00:40:55,757 --> 00:40:57,846
It's such a joy to paint.
845
00:40:57,890 --> 00:40:59,631
They both look great.
846
00:40:59,674 --> 00:41:03,635
And another great thing
about pbs burlington is...
847
00:41:03,678 --> 00:41:05,550
Bridget's generosity,
848
00:41:05,593 --> 00:41:08,378
which kind of
puts us all to shame.
849
00:41:08,422 --> 00:41:11,207
It's an honor
for me to be up here painting
850
00:41:11,251 --> 00:41:14,820
someone who bid
so much more than anyone else.
851
00:41:14,863 --> 00:41:16,256
Thank you, Bridget.
852
00:41:16,299 --> 00:41:19,433
And thank you to Mary.
I am so grateful.
853
00:41:19,477 --> 00:41:22,741
You know, she hasn't worked in
eight years, so her bid
854
00:41:22,784 --> 00:41:24,544
is actually a higher percentage
of net worth,
855
00:41:24,569 --> 00:41:27,354
which, you know, feels like
the true barometer.
856
00:41:27,397 --> 00:41:29,182
Bridget,
she's not going to be able
857
00:41:29,225 --> 00:41:31,358
to visit her grandkids
this year.
858
00:41:31,401 --> 00:41:32,968
Can't afford it, right?
859
00:41:33,012 --> 00:41:35,754
So it's a little scary
how much this means to her.
860
00:41:35,797 --> 00:41:37,277
That's... that's so sad.
861
00:41:37,320 --> 00:41:39,932
But, you know,
Mary had to turn off her heat.
862
00:41:39,975 --> 00:41:42,500
- I'll turn off your heat.
- You never turned it on.
863
00:41:42,543 --> 00:41:45,677
- Never tried to.
- Done.
864
00:41:45,720 --> 00:41:46,939
I was already done.
865
00:41:46,982 --> 00:41:48,941
How much do we raise?
866
00:41:48,984 --> 00:41:50,725
Almost $8,000.
867
00:41:50,769 --> 00:41:52,422
How much do we need?
868
00:41:52,466 --> 00:41:56,557
- A little less than $300,000.
- Ah.
869
00:41:56,601 --> 00:42:00,343
Mary, this is for you.
870
00:42:00,387 --> 00:42:02,520
I call it "rich in spirit."
871
00:42:02,563 --> 00:42:05,740
I've always wanted a laser.
872
00:42:05,784 --> 00:42:08,221
Bridget, are you ready?
873
00:42:10,876 --> 00:42:12,791
This is for you.
874
00:42:12,834 --> 00:42:16,969
I call it
"mighty mount Mansfield."
875
00:42:17,012 --> 00:42:22,801
On an early, surprisingly
chilly April morning.
876
00:42:22,844 --> 00:42:25,543
♪
877
00:42:25,586 --> 00:42:27,806
Can you see it?
878
00:42:27,849 --> 00:42:31,157
Why was I smiling
that whole time?
879
00:42:31,200 --> 00:42:33,333
That's just the same mountain
you always paint.
880
00:42:33,376 --> 00:42:35,770
That doesn't look
anything like me.
881
00:42:37,467 --> 00:42:41,515
It's the same painting
as Valentine's day season 8.
882
00:42:41,559 --> 00:42:45,432
- The creek is smaller.
- The creek is smaller.
883
00:42:45,475 --> 00:42:50,611
That is...
Because, um...
884
00:42:50,655 --> 00:42:54,876
Carl didn't
want to ruin the surprise.
885
00:42:54,920 --> 00:42:59,011
Yes, you both are actually
getting two paintings.
886
00:42:59,054 --> 00:43:06,105
Yeah, a portrait from me and one
of Carl's incredible landscapes.
887
00:43:06,148 --> 00:43:09,195
We just didn't want either
of you to not get a nargle.
888
00:43:09,238 --> 00:43:12,633
He was supposed
to paint my portrait.
889
00:43:12,677 --> 00:43:16,332
I spent my snack allowance
for the next eight years.
890
00:43:16,376 --> 00:43:18,683
I know, Bridget, but did you
hear what ambrosia said?
891
00:43:18,726 --> 00:43:21,642
You're going to get
a portrait by her,
892
00:43:21,686 --> 00:43:25,385
as well as this painting
of mighty mount Mansfield.
893
00:43:28,518 --> 00:43:30,216
And...
894
00:43:36,526 --> 00:43:38,354
$29.
895
00:43:41,706 --> 00:43:45,666
Another $20.
Just... here you go.
896
00:43:45,710 --> 00:43:52,891
Which brings us to $74, and you
can head over to craft service
897
00:43:52,934 --> 00:43:55,458
and get anything you want.
898
00:43:55,502 --> 00:43:59,724
Sandwiches, some raisins.
899
00:43:59,767 --> 00:44:02,422
Well... shit.
900
00:44:06,513 --> 00:44:10,560
You know, I get so many
questions about my tote bag
901
00:44:10,604 --> 00:44:12,388
every time I'm in a restaurant.
902
00:44:12,432 --> 00:44:16,610
What's wrong?
903
00:44:16,654 --> 00:44:18,438
I know how to save the station.
904
00:44:21,136 --> 00:44:24,270
Let's add a little smoke
to these chimneys,
905
00:44:24,313 --> 00:44:28,578
see if we can make them
even a little cozier.
906
00:44:28,622 --> 00:44:30,972
I think ambrosia might be
a little jealous
907
00:44:31,016 --> 00:44:36,325
if she saw you watching this.
908
00:44:36,369 --> 00:44:40,895
I'm just making sure
all your old tapes still play.
909
00:44:43,332 --> 00:44:46,379
Boy, it really takes you back,
doesn't it?
910
00:44:46,422 --> 00:44:49,338
Of course, this river...
911
00:44:49,382 --> 00:44:51,906
Look at that shirt.
912
00:44:51,950 --> 00:44:54,866
It's really held up.
913
00:44:54,909 --> 00:44:57,129
So it has.
914
00:44:57,172 --> 00:45:03,265
And that little Hamlet is where
I took you for our first date.
915
00:45:03,309 --> 00:45:05,572
Good memory, yeah.
916
00:45:05,615 --> 00:45:07,487
Great memory.
917
00:45:07,530 --> 00:45:09,663
You know, I forgot how much
you used to paint
918
00:45:09,707 --> 00:45:12,013
all this other stuff.
919
00:45:12,057 --> 00:45:18,324
Ice cream stands and
windmills and birds in flight.
920
00:45:18,367 --> 00:45:23,155
Now it's just mount Mansfield
in every single painting.
921
00:45:25,070 --> 00:45:29,770
Hard not to hold on
to a dream or two.
922
00:45:29,814 --> 00:45:34,340
♪
923
00:45:34,383 --> 00:45:36,734
Why did you do it?
924
00:45:36,777 --> 00:45:41,739
♪
925
00:45:41,782 --> 00:45:46,613
I dropped out of college for
us, and I was really great.
926
00:45:46,656 --> 00:45:50,660
And then I realized that "us"
was really... really you.
927
00:45:50,704 --> 00:45:52,227
And you got famous,
928
00:45:52,271 --> 00:45:56,797
and then you started to treat me
like everybody else.
929
00:45:56,841 --> 00:45:59,844
I mean, not bad. Never bad.
930
00:45:59,887 --> 00:46:05,371
Just... not special.
931
00:46:05,414 --> 00:46:11,681
And then someone else paid
so much attention to me.
932
00:46:11,725 --> 00:46:13,509
And I made a mistake.
933
00:46:13,553 --> 00:46:21,517
♪
934
00:46:21,561 --> 00:46:29,561
♪
935
00:46:31,049 --> 00:46:33,529
[Music stops]
936
00:46:33,573 --> 00:46:36,663
[Truck squeaking]
937
00:46:43,670 --> 00:46:45,541
[Door rattles]
938
00:46:45,585 --> 00:46:53,585
♪
939
00:46:54,376 --> 00:47:01,601
♪
940
00:47:01,644 --> 00:47:04,386
♪
941
00:47:04,430 --> 00:47:09,783
I couldn't live with myself,
so I told you.
942
00:47:09,827 --> 00:47:12,133
Just begged you to forgive me.
943
00:47:15,615 --> 00:47:19,662
Then like, a minute later,
you were having sex with Wendy.
944
00:47:19,706 --> 00:47:23,623
♪
945
00:47:23,666 --> 00:47:26,321
I just spent the rest of my life
watching you make everybody else
946
00:47:26,365 --> 00:47:28,889
in my life
fall in love with you.
947
00:47:28,933 --> 00:47:31,849
♪
948
00:47:31,892 --> 00:47:34,112
I just...
949
00:47:34,155 --> 00:47:35,548
I wish I would have known
950
00:47:35,591 --> 00:47:37,898
what I should have
done differently.
951
00:47:37,942 --> 00:47:40,858
♪
952
00:47:40,901 --> 00:47:42,424
Me, too.
953
00:47:42,468 --> 00:47:46,167
♪
954
00:47:46,211 --> 00:47:47,777
Guess who gets to watch
955
00:47:47,821 --> 00:47:52,304
seasons 2 through 8
of "paint with Carl nargle"?
956
00:47:52,347 --> 00:47:55,481
Sounds like a dream come true.
957
00:47:55,524 --> 00:48:00,007
There's a lot of...
A lot of good stuff in there.
958
00:48:00,051 --> 00:48:06,753
♪
959
00:48:06,796 --> 00:48:08,494
Did I do something wrong?
960
00:48:10,583 --> 00:48:12,672
You did not.
961
00:48:12,715 --> 00:48:20,715
♪
962
00:48:21,724 --> 00:48:23,378
Oh, hey. Grab a seat.
963
00:48:23,422 --> 00:48:26,381
I have some exciting news
I want to talk to you about.
964
00:48:26,425 --> 00:48:29,732
Always nice
to hear exciting news.
965
00:48:29,776 --> 00:48:31,909
Ready?
966
00:48:31,952 --> 00:48:33,867
I have found you
an incredible job.
967
00:48:33,911 --> 00:48:35,216
What?
968
00:48:35,260 --> 00:48:37,001
Teaching at
the university of Vermont,
969
00:48:37,044 --> 00:48:40,613
where you will be passing
along your incredible skills
970
00:48:40,656 --> 00:48:43,703
to students
from around the world.
971
00:48:43,746 --> 00:48:45,009
I love the idea of giving back.
972
00:48:45,052 --> 00:48:47,925
I mean,
that is a big honor, right?
973
00:48:47,968 --> 00:48:50,971
I just think with my work here,
I'm not going to have the time.
974
00:48:51,015 --> 00:48:53,887
Exactly.
975
00:48:53,931 --> 00:48:57,064
Carl, our revenues is way down
976
00:48:57,108 --> 00:48:59,675
and you're making
$46,000 a year.
977
00:48:59,719 --> 00:49:03,201
Now, uvm will give you
a $4,000 raise.
978
00:49:03,244 --> 00:49:05,072
And here's the best part.
979
00:49:05,116 --> 00:49:08,032
We have 22 years of reruns
of your show.
980
00:49:08,075 --> 00:49:10,904
People will
never even know you left.
981
00:49:10,948 --> 00:49:12,384
It's the best of both worlds.
982
00:49:12,427 --> 00:49:15,256
So I'll host "paint,"
teach at uvm.
983
00:49:15,300 --> 00:49:17,998
22 years of reruns
you're going to be showing.
984
00:49:18,042 --> 00:49:21,175
You're turning ol' Carl nargle
into a workhorse.
985
00:49:21,219 --> 00:49:22,829
A damn clydesdale.
986
00:49:22,872 --> 00:49:24,570
Except here's the thing.
987
00:49:24,613 --> 00:49:27,399
Ambrosia will create the new
shows that'll bring in the kids.
988
00:49:27,442 --> 00:49:32,404
Your reruns will be there
for our core 65-plus audience.
989
00:49:32,447 --> 00:49:37,322
You don't have to host a new
episode of "paint" ever again.
990
00:49:37,365 --> 00:49:41,065
♪
991
00:49:41,108 --> 00:49:42,675
But I want to keep painting.
992
00:49:42,718 --> 00:49:45,678
You will, at uvm.
993
00:49:45,721 --> 00:49:48,420
50 students a day watching you.
994
00:49:48,463 --> 00:49:53,903
That's a 400% bump in
the 18-to-25 demo for you.
995
00:49:53,947 --> 00:49:55,470
[Clears throat] Yeah.
996
00:49:55,514 --> 00:50:00,823
I just got a couple
of things for you to sign
997
00:50:00,867 --> 00:50:02,738
saying... here you go.
998
00:50:02,782 --> 00:50:04,740
Right here.
999
00:50:04,784 --> 00:50:06,394
Saying we didn't... go ahead.
1000
00:50:06,438 --> 00:50:10,659
We didn't fire you
because you're old.
1001
00:50:12,400 --> 00:50:15,403
Good. That's very good.
1002
00:50:15,447 --> 00:50:18,363
Thank you, Carl.
That's all I got.
1003
00:50:18,406 --> 00:50:20,104
[Clears throat] I'll see you.
1004
00:50:20,147 --> 00:50:22,671
Sure.
1005
00:50:22,715 --> 00:50:27,241
♪
1006
00:50:27,285 --> 00:50:29,591
[Door opens, closes]
1007
00:50:29,635 --> 00:50:34,727
♪
1008
00:50:36,598 --> 00:50:43,475
♪
1009
00:50:43,518 --> 00:50:45,259
Carl.
1010
00:50:47,348 --> 00:50:49,481
Hey, Carl.
1011
00:50:49,524 --> 00:50:51,222
I just...
1012
00:50:53,137 --> 00:50:57,576
I wanted to say thank you,
you know, for paving the way.
1013
00:50:59,795 --> 00:51:03,364
I had that plate for 30 years.
1014
00:51:03,408 --> 00:51:06,933
Yeah, no, I used
to see you parked at lums.
1015
00:51:06,976 --> 00:51:08,500
"Home of the lumber."
1016
00:51:08,543 --> 00:51:12,373
You added an e to the Mona Lisa.
1017
00:51:12,417 --> 00:51:13,809
But here's the deal.
1018
00:51:13,853 --> 00:51:18,118
No one's waiting in line
to see the Mona e. Lisa,
1019
00:51:18,162 --> 00:51:20,338
because that's
a really dumb name.
1020
00:51:20,381 --> 00:51:22,340
Not very original.
1021
00:51:22,383 --> 00:51:26,344
You never tried to get
p-a-i-n-t-e-r?
1022
00:51:26,387 --> 00:51:28,085
No, I didn't.
1023
00:51:28,128 --> 00:51:30,652
And a real artist would
never etch-a-sketch a dinosaur
1024
00:51:30,696 --> 00:51:33,096
and then give it to someone,
because that's really dumb, too.
1025
00:51:33,133 --> 00:51:35,527
Carl, you used
your brush to seduce
1026
00:51:35,570 --> 00:51:37,920
and destroy people
who loved you.
1027
00:51:37,964 --> 00:51:42,534
No, I opened their car doors,
picked up every check,
1028
00:51:42,577 --> 00:51:44,536
and always carried
the big suitcases.
1029
00:51:44,579 --> 00:51:46,407
Did you ever try
treating them as equals?
1030
00:51:46,451 --> 00:51:48,322
No.
I treated them better than me.
1031
00:51:48,366 --> 00:51:49,386
It's called being a gentleman.
1032
00:51:49,410 --> 00:51:50,716
Until you moved on to the next.
1033
00:51:50,759 --> 00:51:52,259
Because your girlfriend
made a mistake.
1034
00:51:52,283 --> 00:51:54,285
You're a mistake.
1035
00:51:58,071 --> 00:52:00,378
You're lucky I'm an artist
instead of a woman
1036
00:52:00,421 --> 00:52:02,989
who says really mean
things to other women,
1037
00:52:03,032 --> 00:52:05,165
'cause I would have plenty
to say to you.
1038
00:52:05,209 --> 00:52:07,428
Plenty.
1039
00:52:07,472 --> 00:52:09,865
You were an artist.
1040
00:52:19,223 --> 00:52:20,528
[Sighs]
1041
00:52:20,572 --> 00:52:22,400
Carl's the reason
I started working here.
1042
00:52:22,443 --> 00:52:25,403
Him, and because quiznos
wasn't hiring.
1043
00:52:25,446 --> 00:52:27,448
The place has great hours.
1044
00:52:27,492 --> 00:52:30,451
- He is such a turd.
- Come on.
1045
00:52:30,495 --> 00:52:33,367
You couldn't afford
to pay his salary
1046
00:52:33,411 --> 00:52:35,108
and keep the station going.
1047
00:52:35,152 --> 00:52:37,197
Yeah.
1048
00:52:37,241 --> 00:52:41,810
Sometimes you just have
no choice but to move on.
1049
00:52:44,596 --> 00:52:51,820
♪
1050
00:52:51,864 --> 00:52:58,305
♪ you fill up my senses
1051
00:52:58,349 --> 00:52:59,785
if it were up to me, you'd never
1052
00:52:59,828 --> 00:53:01,961
leave the back of this Van.
1053
00:53:02,004 --> 00:53:04,181
God, that sounds like heaven.
1054
00:53:04,224 --> 00:53:07,227
♪
1055
00:53:07,271 --> 00:53:09,273
♪ like a walk in the rain
1056
00:53:09,316 --> 00:53:11,623
what are you doing?
1057
00:53:11,666 --> 00:53:14,495
Just committing every inch
of you to memory
1058
00:53:14,539 --> 00:53:17,194
so I can relive this moment
1059
00:53:17,237 --> 00:53:21,154
every moment
for the rest of my life.
1060
00:53:21,198 --> 00:53:23,287
The way you look, the way you...
1061
00:53:23,330 --> 00:53:27,987
Even the texture of
this arm rest,
1062
00:53:28,030 --> 00:53:31,338
the hum of the space heater.
1063
00:53:31,382 --> 00:53:33,862
Do you smell that?
1064
00:53:33,906 --> 00:53:35,821
- No.
- Transmission fluid,
1065
00:53:35,864 --> 00:53:38,867
and there isn't much of it.
1066
00:53:38,911 --> 00:53:41,653
She runs pretty clean.
1067
00:53:41,696 --> 00:53:44,395
I just... I know I'm always gonna
1068
00:53:44,438 --> 00:53:48,660
remember how I feel right now,
because I just...
1069
00:53:48,703 --> 00:53:51,706
I just always want
to feel this way.
1070
00:53:51,750 --> 00:53:56,624
I'm ready to feel
how you feel right now.
1071
00:53:56,668 --> 00:54:03,805
♪
1072
00:54:03,849 --> 00:54:05,938
- Mm.
- That's the arm rest.
1073
00:54:05,981 --> 00:54:07,679
- What?
- That's the...
1074
00:54:07,722 --> 00:54:09,942
[Clears throat]
That's the arm rest.
1075
00:54:09,985 --> 00:54:12,858
♪
1076
00:54:12,901 --> 00:54:14,860
That's it. That's me.
1077
00:54:14,903 --> 00:54:16,992
Oh, that's all me.
1078
00:54:17,036 --> 00:54:20,909
♪
1079
00:54:20,953 --> 00:54:24,173
I have to ask you something
that's really hard to ask.
1080
00:54:24,217 --> 00:54:25,784
Hello.
1081
00:54:25,827 --> 00:54:29,266
Why didn't you
just paint the portrait?
1082
00:54:29,309 --> 00:54:34,140
You could just paint one amazing
portrait and blow ambrosia away.
1083
00:54:34,183 --> 00:54:36,055
- It's stupid.
- Decided I was going to ask you
1084
00:54:36,098 --> 00:54:38,362
to drive me home if you
weren't going to answer me.
1085
00:54:38,405 --> 00:54:42,322
Okay.
1086
00:54:42,366 --> 00:54:45,238
19 years ago,
Dr. Bradford lenihan
1087
00:54:45,282 --> 00:54:47,806
said the
burlington museum of art
1088
00:54:47,849 --> 00:54:51,505
lacked a painting of Vermont's
highest peak, mount Mansfield,
1089
00:54:51,549 --> 00:54:56,423
and I really, really wanted
a painting in that museum.
1090
00:55:06,868 --> 00:55:08,609
And?
1091
00:55:08,653 --> 00:55:15,050
So I started painting it,
in case he was watching.
1092
00:55:15,094 --> 00:55:16,835
Let me guess.
1093
00:55:16,878 --> 00:55:20,839
Dr. Bradford lenihan didn't
like the way you painted it?
1094
00:55:20,882 --> 00:55:23,929
Well, it's...
It's more complicated.
1095
00:55:23,972 --> 00:55:25,365
Well, then I should go
1096
00:55:25,409 --> 00:55:27,082
if you don't think
I'll understand anything.
1097
00:55:27,106 --> 00:55:29,326
I don't know. I don't know.
1098
00:55:29,369 --> 00:55:30,762
What do you mean,
you don't know?
1099
00:55:30,805 --> 00:55:33,895
I... I don't...
1100
00:55:35,114 --> 00:55:38,770
I don't know if he ever
watched the show.
1101
00:55:38,813 --> 00:55:43,165
You never thought to call him
1102
00:55:43,209 --> 00:55:45,603
or to walk one of your
thousands of paintings
1103
00:55:45,646 --> 00:55:49,389
down to him
over the last 19 years?
1104
00:55:49,433 --> 00:55:51,609
What if he said no?
1105
00:55:51,652 --> 00:55:57,441
♪
1106
00:55:57,484 --> 00:55:59,747
A real artist follows his heart,
1107
00:55:59,791 --> 00:56:02,837
no matter what the price.
1108
00:56:02,881 --> 00:56:04,622
You spent your whole life
playing it safe,
1109
00:56:04,665 --> 00:56:08,887
and now you've lost everything.
1110
00:56:08,930 --> 00:56:10,323
Everything.
1111
00:56:10,367 --> 00:56:11,890
And I have
another question for you.
1112
00:56:11,933 --> 00:56:13,674
[Thumps]
1113
00:56:13,718 --> 00:56:15,348
How come we never have sex?
People tell me I'm attractive.
1114
00:56:15,372 --> 00:56:18,592
You're very attractive.
Will you just come inside?
1115
00:56:21,247 --> 00:56:22,727
[Door closes]
1116
00:56:22,770 --> 00:56:25,164
The beautiful part is
we're moving on together,
1117
00:56:25,207 --> 00:56:27,166
and once I began teaching...
1118
00:56:29,690 --> 00:56:31,736
The only reason you care
about me now is because
1119
00:56:31,779 --> 00:56:34,652
I'm the one thing you have left.
1120
00:56:34,695 --> 00:56:36,741
♪
1121
00:56:36,784 --> 00:56:40,353
[Car horn honks]
1122
00:56:40,397 --> 00:56:43,008
My uber is here.
1123
00:56:43,051 --> 00:56:47,578
I don't know what that is.
1124
00:56:47,621 --> 00:56:50,450
It's goodbye.
1125
00:56:50,494 --> 00:56:55,760
[Door opens]
1126
00:56:55,803 --> 00:56:56,978
♪
1127
00:56:57,022 --> 00:56:59,154
[Door slams]
1128
00:57:02,810 --> 00:57:06,074
I'm Carl nargle, and I'm going
to be your professor.
1129
00:57:06,118 --> 00:57:09,469
[Applause]
1130
00:57:09,513 --> 00:57:11,166
Thank you.
1131
00:57:11,210 --> 00:57:14,039
Listen, our goal
this semester is pretty simple.
1132
00:57:14,082 --> 00:57:17,216
I want to help you get
what's in here
1133
00:57:17,259 --> 00:57:18,913
and just splash it on to there.
1134
00:57:18,957 --> 00:57:21,742
Don't worry.
It's not rocket science.
1135
00:57:21,786 --> 00:57:23,352
It's harder.
1136
00:57:23,396 --> 00:57:25,137
[Light laughter]
1137
00:57:25,180 --> 00:57:28,096
Is it true that ambrosia's
teaching this class with you?
1138
00:57:28,140 --> 00:57:31,230
Well, I mean, she may stop
by one of these days.
1139
00:57:31,273 --> 00:57:32,971
You never know
who's going to join us
1140
00:57:33,014 --> 00:57:35,495
or where we might be going.
1141
00:57:35,539 --> 00:57:38,237
So let's get there.
1142
00:57:38,280 --> 00:57:41,022
Sorry if that came out wrong.
1143
00:57:41,066 --> 00:57:42,415
Um...
1144
00:57:42,459 --> 00:57:45,810
We still want to see you, too.
1145
00:57:45,853 --> 00:57:48,203
Thanks.
Well, should we get started?
1146
00:57:48,247 --> 00:57:52,120
Because this canvas
ain't going to paint itself.
1147
00:57:52,164 --> 00:57:56,951
But it would be great to know
when she was coming,
1148
00:57:56,995 --> 00:57:59,519
just so we could make sure
to be in class.
1149
00:58:01,739 --> 00:58:03,305
Hey, can I ask you something?
1150
00:58:03,349 --> 00:58:05,482
If you were dating somebody,
like, really young
1151
00:58:05,525 --> 00:58:08,876
and really beautiful...
1152
00:58:08,920 --> 00:58:10,767
[Whispering] ...Why wouldn't you
have sex with them?
1153
00:58:10,791 --> 00:58:13,446
I was hoping you'd talk to me
about ambrosia.
1154
00:58:13,490 --> 00:58:15,404
It's such a mystery.
1155
00:58:15,448 --> 00:58:18,843
No, actually, it's not...
1156
00:58:18,886 --> 00:58:22,194
I brought Carl his painting
last night, and...
1157
00:58:22,237 --> 00:58:25,545
I imagine having sex with her
is like riding a bike,
1158
00:58:25,589 --> 00:58:28,069
except instead of pedaling,
1159
00:58:28,113 --> 00:58:33,597
you just kind of move
back and forth on the seat.
1160
00:58:33,640 --> 00:58:38,123
I've ridden that kind of bike,
and I love bikes.
1161
00:58:38,166 --> 00:58:39,690
[Crunching]
1162
00:58:39,733 --> 00:58:43,694
I have to be somewhere else...
1163
00:58:43,737 --> 00:58:45,130
Now.
1164
00:58:48,786 --> 00:58:50,875
Hi.
1165
00:58:50,918 --> 00:58:53,051
Hey.
1166
00:58:54,443 --> 00:58:56,228
[Sighs]
1167
00:58:58,404 --> 00:59:01,929
You went to Carl's house
last night?
1168
00:59:04,105 --> 00:59:07,152
He treated you like crap.
1169
00:59:07,195 --> 00:59:09,807
And I cheated on him.
1170
00:59:09,850 --> 00:59:16,422
- Do you love him?
- [Scoffs]
1171
00:59:16,465 --> 00:59:18,424
I just...
1172
00:59:18,467 --> 00:59:21,035
I feel like I just wasted
my whole life
1173
00:59:21,079 --> 00:59:23,211
not loving someone else.
1174
00:59:27,694 --> 00:59:30,305
[Exhales deeply]
1175
00:59:31,611 --> 00:59:34,701
I kind of set you up to say no.
1176
00:59:34,745 --> 00:59:38,444
I love you.
1177
00:59:38,487 --> 00:59:42,883
♪
1178
00:59:42,927 --> 00:59:44,537
What's this?
1179
00:59:44,581 --> 00:59:47,366
Why, it's mount Mansfield.
1180
00:59:47,409 --> 00:59:52,937
This, another mount Mansfield.
1181
00:59:52,980 --> 00:59:56,288
♪
1182
00:59:56,331 --> 01:00:00,074
Sorry, just give me one minute
and I will paint you
1183
01:00:00,118 --> 01:00:04,296
the best mount Mansfield
that you have ever seen.
1184
01:00:04,339 --> 01:00:06,515
What a show-off.
1185
01:00:06,559 --> 01:00:08,822
♪
1186
01:00:08,866 --> 01:00:11,651
Oh, no.
1187
01:00:11,695 --> 01:00:16,743
♪
1188
01:00:16,787 --> 01:00:19,267
It's so good.
1189
01:00:19,311 --> 01:00:24,011
♪
1190
01:00:24,055 --> 01:00:27,449
[Clears throat]
1191
01:00:27,493 --> 01:00:30,670
♪ If you could read
my mind, love ♪
1192
01:00:30,714 --> 01:00:34,674
♪ what a tale
my thoughts could tell ♪
1193
01:00:34,718 --> 01:00:38,678
♪ just like an old-time movie
1194
01:00:38,722 --> 01:00:42,116
♪ about a ghost
from a wishing well ♪
1195
01:00:42,160 --> 01:00:44,902
♪ in a castle dark
1196
01:00:44,945 --> 01:00:51,082
♪ or a fortress strong
with chains upon my feet ♪
1197
01:00:51,125 --> 01:00:54,694
♪ you know that ghost is me
1198
01:00:54,738 --> 01:00:58,916
♪ and I will never be set free
1199
01:00:58,959 --> 01:01:04,008
♪ as long as I'm a ghost
you can't see ♪
1200
01:01:04,051 --> 01:01:07,794
♪
1201
01:01:07,838 --> 01:01:11,537
♪ if I could read
your mind, love ♪
1202
01:01:11,580 --> 01:01:13,539
♪ what a tale your thoughts
could tell ♪
1203
01:01:13,582 --> 01:01:15,106
[Sighs]
1204
01:01:15,149 --> 01:01:17,456
[Car horn blaring]
1205
01:01:17,499 --> 01:01:22,374
[Car horn honking]
1206
01:01:22,417 --> 01:01:25,464
[Horn blaring continuously]
1207
01:01:25,507 --> 01:01:29,250
[Honking]
1208
01:01:29,294 --> 01:01:32,427
♪ The hero would be me
1209
01:01:32,471 --> 01:01:35,213
♪ but heroes often fail
1210
01:01:35,256 --> 01:01:36,954
[car horn blares]
1211
01:01:36,997 --> 01:01:39,957
♪ And you won't read
that book again ♪
1212
01:01:40,000 --> 01:01:46,006
♪ because the ending's
just too hard to take ♪
1213
01:01:46,050 --> 01:01:52,143
♪
1214
01:01:53,144 --> 01:01:55,146
What's this one?
1215
01:02:01,108 --> 01:02:04,546
Mount Mansfield,
1216
01:02:04,590 --> 01:02:06,331
at night.
1217
01:02:09,290 --> 01:02:11,597
How's everything going, Carl?
1218
01:02:24,131 --> 01:02:26,046
Awesome.
1219
01:02:31,660 --> 01:02:36,491
Carl,
the faculty's been talking.
1220
01:02:36,535 --> 01:02:40,713
We think what makes
the most sense is to go ahead
1221
01:02:40,757 --> 01:02:44,021
and pay you
for the rest of the semester
1222
01:02:44,064 --> 01:02:47,851
and end your class today.
1223
01:02:47,894 --> 01:02:51,463
We've already spoken
with your remaining students,
1224
01:02:51,506 --> 01:02:55,641
and they're okay with it.
1225
01:02:55,684 --> 01:02:57,382
Both of them.
1226
01:03:02,256 --> 01:03:05,694
This is "paint with ambrosia."
1227
01:03:05,738 --> 01:03:07,392
Roygbiv.
1228
01:03:07,435 --> 01:03:10,395
You know, when I was a kid,
1229
01:03:10,438 --> 01:03:13,877
my parents told me that
that was who lived in rainbows.
1230
01:03:13,920 --> 01:03:15,617
Today, I know better.
1231
01:03:15,661 --> 01:03:18,707
Because there are no rainbows.
[Sighs]
1232
01:03:18,751 --> 01:03:21,232
What if ratings go down?
1233
01:03:21,275 --> 01:03:25,018
Tony, it is time for me to go.
1234
01:03:25,062 --> 01:03:27,760
[Beeping]
1235
01:03:27,804 --> 01:03:29,588
Booth.
1236
01:03:29,631 --> 01:03:31,808
- Hey, Tony, it's Carl.
- Carl!
1237
01:03:31,851 --> 01:03:34,375
Tony, what happened to my show?
1238
01:03:36,203 --> 01:03:39,859
Pbs can no longer show people
using tobacco.
1239
01:03:39,903 --> 01:03:41,121
What?
1240
01:03:41,165 --> 01:03:42,862
You smoked a pipe
in every episode.
1241
01:03:42,906 --> 01:03:46,300
We can't air
"paint with Carl nargle."
1242
01:03:46,344 --> 01:03:47,911
Not even a rerun.
1243
01:03:47,954 --> 01:03:53,960
♪
1244
01:03:54,004 --> 01:03:55,701
Tony, I've got another call.
1245
01:03:55,744 --> 01:03:58,138
That's when you get
call waiting.
1246
01:04:03,796 --> 01:04:11,796
♪
1247
01:04:12,979 --> 01:04:20,979
♪
1248
01:04:22,206 --> 01:04:30,206
♪
1249
01:04:31,432 --> 01:04:39,432
♪
1250
01:04:40,659 --> 01:04:48,659
♪
1251
01:04:49,842 --> 01:04:57,842
♪
1252
01:04:59,025 --> 01:05:07,025
♪
1253
01:05:08,252 --> 01:05:16,252
♪
1254
01:05:17,478 --> 01:05:18,958
Excuse me, Dr. Lenihan?
1255
01:05:19,002 --> 01:05:20,525
Hello.
1256
01:05:20,568 --> 01:05:22,831
- Mr. Carl nargle.
- Yeah.
1257
01:05:22,875 --> 01:05:24,311
To what do I owe the honor
1258
01:05:24,355 --> 01:05:27,793
of a visit from a living
Vermont state treasure?
1259
01:05:27,836 --> 01:05:28,988
Well, I don't know if you heard,
1260
01:05:29,012 --> 01:05:31,057
but I recently retired.
1261
01:05:31,101 --> 01:05:32,929
It was in the paper.
1262
01:05:32,972 --> 01:05:40,284
Yeah, which means I have 4,274
paintings that could use a home.
1263
01:05:40,327 --> 01:05:43,461
They're mostly
of mount Mansfield.
1264
01:05:43,504 --> 01:05:46,725
I don't know
if that would interest you.
1265
01:05:46,768 --> 01:05:50,163
We are always looking to
display the work of a master
1266
01:05:50,207 --> 01:05:52,383
here at the
burlington museum of art.
1267
01:05:52,426 --> 01:05:53,993
Great.
1268
01:05:54,037 --> 01:05:57,475
Someone appreciated for
their impact on the world of art
1269
01:05:57,518 --> 01:06:00,173
or representing something
unique to Vermont.
1270
01:06:00,217 --> 01:06:02,697
Yes. Wonderful.
1271
01:06:02,741 --> 01:06:06,005
Sadly, we just had
the walls painted,
1272
01:06:06,049 --> 01:06:07,789
and that's something
we're showing off, too.
1273
01:06:07,833 --> 01:06:12,490
You know, the beauty
of the museum itself.
1274
01:06:12,533 --> 01:06:16,015
- Might I offer a suggestion?
- Sure.
1275
01:06:16,059 --> 01:06:20,977
Have you considered
donating them to a motel 6?
1276
01:06:21,020 --> 01:06:22,891
Or perhaps a red roof inn?
1277
01:06:22,935 --> 01:06:25,677
Your paintings have such warmth,
1278
01:06:25,720 --> 01:06:30,682
and that could really appeal
to a weary traveler on a budget.
1279
01:06:30,725 --> 01:06:33,772
At the very least, it would
save you quite a bit on storage.
1280
01:06:33,815 --> 01:06:37,036
Yeah, I... I have my own barn,
so that's not...
1281
01:06:37,080 --> 01:06:41,171
Anyway, uh, thank you so much
for your time.
1282
01:06:41,214 --> 01:06:42,868
Dr. Lenihan,
1283
01:06:42,911 --> 01:06:46,437
you have a magnificent museum.
1284
01:06:48,526 --> 01:06:52,834
- Carl?
- Yeah.
1285
01:06:52,878 --> 01:06:55,185
Can I ask you a question?
1286
01:06:55,228 --> 01:06:56,838
Yeah.
1287
01:06:58,927 --> 01:07:01,452
What's the image tucked away
in your brain
1288
01:07:01,495 --> 01:07:03,454
that makes your heart ache
1289
01:07:03,497 --> 01:07:07,675
and your soul feel like
it's going to burst?
1290
01:07:07,719 --> 01:07:09,721
Uh...
1291
01:07:09,764 --> 01:07:12,419
Mount Mansfield, I presume?
1292
01:07:16,380 --> 01:07:20,384
Whatever that thing is,
those are the paintings
1293
01:07:20,427 --> 01:07:22,777
that keep us from
staring at blank walls
1294
01:07:22,821 --> 01:07:25,650
here at the
burlington museum of art.
1295
01:07:27,782 --> 01:07:29,741
Well, thank you for stopping by.
1296
01:07:29,784 --> 01:07:32,831
Always great to see
a Vermont legend in the flesh.
1297
01:07:32,874 --> 01:07:38,576
♪
1298
01:07:38,619 --> 01:07:43,276
♪ back through the years
I go wandering once again ♪
1299
01:07:43,320 --> 01:07:44,669
That's really good.
1300
01:07:44,712 --> 01:07:49,065
♪ Back to
the seasons of my youth ♪
1301
01:07:49,108 --> 01:07:55,027
♪ I recall a box of rags
that someone gave us ♪
1302
01:07:55,071 --> 01:08:00,250
♪ and how my mama
put the rags to use ♪
1303
01:08:00,293 --> 01:08:03,601
♪ there were rags
of many colors ♪
1304
01:08:03,644 --> 01:08:06,473
♪ and every piece was small
1305
01:08:06,517 --> 01:08:08,867
♪ and I didn't have a coat
1306
01:08:08,910 --> 01:08:11,957
♪ and it was way down
in the fall ♪
1307
01:08:12,000 --> 01:08:14,481
♪ mama sewed the rags together
1308
01:08:14,525 --> 01:08:17,136
♪ sewing every piece with love
1309
01:08:17,180 --> 01:08:20,008
♪ she made my coat
of many colors ♪
1310
01:08:20,052 --> 01:08:24,535
Ahh!
1311
01:08:24,578 --> 01:08:27,451
♪ As she sewed,
she told a story ♪
1312
01:08:27,494 --> 01:08:29,931
♪ from the Bible she had read
1313
01:08:29,975 --> 01:08:34,197
♪ about a coat of many colors
Joseph wore ♪
1314
01:08:34,240 --> 01:08:36,373
♪ and then she said
1315
01:08:36,416 --> 01:08:41,160
♪ perhaps this coat will bring
you good luck and happiness ♪
1316
01:08:41,204 --> 01:08:44,163
♪ and I just
couldn't wait to wear it ♪
1317
01:08:44,207 --> 01:08:47,166
♪ and mama blessed it
with a kiss ♪
1318
01:08:47,210 --> 01:08:50,952
[Groans]
1319
01:08:50,996 --> 01:08:54,391
What's the image
tucked away in your brain
1320
01:08:54,434 --> 01:08:56,828
that makes your heart ache
1321
01:08:56,871 --> 01:09:01,093
and your soul feel like
it's going to burst?
1322
01:09:01,137 --> 01:09:06,577
♪ Although we had no money,
I was rich as I could be ♪
1323
01:09:06,620 --> 01:09:09,623
♪ in my coat of many colors
my mama made for me ♪
1324
01:09:09,667 --> 01:09:13,149
What's the image
tucked away in your brain
1325
01:09:13,192 --> 01:09:15,629
that makes your heart ache
1326
01:09:15,673 --> 01:09:18,589
and your soul feel like
it's going to burst?
1327
01:09:18,632 --> 01:09:19,870
♪ So with patches
on my britches ♪
1328
01:09:19,894 --> 01:09:22,375
♪ and holes in both my shoes
1329
01:09:22,419 --> 01:09:25,335
♪ in my coat of many colors
1330
01:09:25,378 --> 01:09:28,903
what's the image
tucked away in your brain
1331
01:09:28,947 --> 01:09:31,297
that makes your heart ache
1332
01:09:31,341 --> 01:09:34,213
and your soul
feel like it's going to burst?
1333
01:09:34,257 --> 01:09:40,088
♪ In my coat of many colors
my mama made for me ♪
1334
01:09:40,132 --> 01:09:43,527
[Squeaking]
1335
01:09:46,007 --> 01:09:48,619
Katherine, I know this probably
isn't the best time,
1336
01:09:48,662 --> 01:09:52,362
but if I don't say this now,
I never will.
1337
01:09:52,405 --> 01:09:54,842
When we first met,
1338
01:09:54,886 --> 01:09:57,845
I painted out of love.
1339
01:09:57,889 --> 01:10:00,500
- My head got turned...
- Hey!
1340
01:10:00,544 --> 01:10:05,679
I was just on my way to the...
To the station.
1341
01:10:05,723 --> 01:10:08,726
Uh, how you... how you been?
1342
01:10:08,769 --> 01:10:10,945
Some highs, some lows.
1343
01:10:10,989 --> 01:10:14,906
You know, I never...
I never got to say sorry
1344
01:10:14,949 --> 01:10:17,735
for painting mount Mansfield.
1345
01:10:17,778 --> 01:10:19,650
It was all my fault.
1346
01:10:19,693 --> 01:10:22,261
Ambrosia, I just want to finish
what I was saying to Katherine.
1347
01:10:22,305 --> 01:10:24,089
Actually,
I... I do need to get going.
1348
01:10:24,132 --> 01:10:26,961
I'll be fast. Katherine...
1349
01:10:27,005 --> 01:10:31,139
As you know,
I'm better with pictures
1350
01:10:31,183 --> 01:10:32,880
than I am with words.
1351
01:10:32,924 --> 01:10:35,535
But if I could paint you one
in the form of an apology...
1352
01:10:35,579 --> 01:10:37,798
It's over.
1353
01:10:37,842 --> 01:10:39,472
Ambrosia, I thought we were
being nice to each other.
1354
01:10:39,496 --> 01:10:41,585
Now it just feels like
you're rubbing my nose in it.
1355
01:10:41,628 --> 01:10:43,456
No, I mean,
1356
01:10:43,500 --> 01:10:47,547
we're over.
1357
01:10:47,591 --> 01:10:53,553
She could never love me because
she never stopped loving you.
1358
01:10:56,034 --> 01:10:57,862
Hey, Carl.
1359
01:10:58,428 --> 01:11:01,561
Beverly?
1360
01:11:01,605 --> 01:11:03,607
I didn't see that coming.
1361
01:11:05,173 --> 01:11:09,526
Hold on. I'm coming.
I'm coming. Here we go.
1362
01:11:09,569 --> 01:11:11,179
Nice to see some old friends.
1363
01:11:11,223 --> 01:11:14,182
Yeah, well, we never got around
to throwing them out.
1364
01:11:14,226 --> 01:11:16,533
- There they are.
- Okay.
1365
01:11:16,576 --> 01:11:17,882
- And here.
- That's fine.
1366
01:11:17,925 --> 01:11:19,338
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa!
1367
01:11:19,362 --> 01:11:21,755
We need this one to air.
Okay? Alright.
1368
01:11:21,799 --> 01:11:24,192
Let's roll the open
in three, two...
1369
01:11:24,236 --> 01:11:27,065
Hey, where's ambrosia?
1370
01:11:27,108 --> 01:11:28,651
Well, she called
and told me to let Carl host.
1371
01:11:28,675 --> 01:11:30,111
I got something I have to say
1372
01:11:30,155 --> 01:11:32,766
and this
is my only way to say it.
1373
01:11:32,810 --> 01:11:36,161
And pbs, they need 2 new hours
of programing every day,
1374
01:11:36,204 --> 01:11:39,207
so we are airing "paint
with Carl nargle" in five...
1375
01:11:39,251 --> 01:11:41,819
Carl...
Before you say or do anything,
1376
01:11:41,862 --> 01:11:44,343
you should know I'm the one
that got your show canceled.
1377
01:11:44,387 --> 01:11:46,476
Katherine, if you hadn't,
1378
01:11:46,519 --> 01:11:48,739
I wouldn't be here right now.
1379
01:11:48,782 --> 01:11:52,830
♪
1380
01:11:52,873 --> 01:11:56,094
Hi, I'm Carl nargle,
and this is "paint."
1381
01:11:56,137 --> 01:11:58,705
I used to always say
you got to paint from the heart
1382
01:11:58,749 --> 01:12:01,926
to live from the heart
without doing either.
1383
01:12:01,969 --> 01:12:04,494
Which is why today,
I am starting with
1384
01:12:04,537 --> 01:12:07,584
tangerine orange 22.
1385
01:12:07,627 --> 01:12:13,241
Why tangerine orange 22?
1386
01:12:13,285 --> 01:12:15,722
Well...
1387
01:12:15,766 --> 01:12:20,161
♪
1388
01:12:20,205 --> 01:12:23,687
Because we all have moments
in our lives,
1389
01:12:23,730 --> 01:12:28,474
moments we wish
we could go back to
1390
01:12:28,518 --> 01:12:31,869
and live in forever.
1391
01:12:31,912 --> 01:12:35,133
Mine is in the back of my Van
1392
01:12:35,176 --> 01:12:41,052
on a custom-made sofa bed
1393
01:12:41,095 --> 01:12:43,663
with a woman I barely knew.
1394
01:12:43,707 --> 01:12:47,711
Yo, it's ambrosia. Why
aren't you watching my show?
1395
01:12:47,754 --> 01:12:49,713
Ah, just kidding.
You know what to do next...
1396
01:12:49,756 --> 01:12:51,105
But you know what?
1397
01:12:51,149 --> 01:12:54,065
It's a perfect memory,
1398
01:12:54,108 --> 01:12:58,286
but what made it perfect
are the imperfections
1399
01:12:58,330 --> 01:13:00,332
- we shared together.
- Pbs burlington.
1400
01:13:00,376 --> 01:13:02,136
I just want to say
it's great to have Carl back.
1401
01:13:02,160 --> 01:13:03,683
Yes, it is great
to have Carl back.
1402
01:13:03,727 --> 01:13:06,425
Please hold. Pbs burlington.
1403
01:13:06,469 --> 01:13:08,427
I'm no longer terrified
watching "paint."
1404
01:13:08,471 --> 01:13:10,081
I agree.
1405
01:13:10,124 --> 01:13:11,232
Carl's paintings are
less terrifying than ambrosia's.
1406
01:13:11,256 --> 01:13:13,214
Please hold. Pbs burlington.
1407
01:13:13,258 --> 01:13:14,912
- Carl stole my newspaper.
- Yes.
1408
01:13:14,955 --> 01:13:16,914
We're aware that Carl
is stealing newspapers.
1409
01:13:16,957 --> 01:13:21,048
Please hold. Pbs burlington.
1410
01:13:21,092 --> 01:13:23,573
The smell of transmission fluid,
1411
01:13:23,616 --> 01:13:25,488
though there wasn't much of it.
1412
01:13:25,531 --> 01:13:27,359
She runs pretty clean.
1413
01:13:27,403 --> 01:13:29,883
- [Phone ringing]
- Ambrosia?
1414
01:13:29,927 --> 01:13:31,537
Uh, no. Sorry.
1415
01:13:31,581 --> 01:13:33,757
- Katherine?
- Oh.
1416
01:13:33,800 --> 01:13:36,107
- It's Brian Hoffman.
- Yes. H... hi.
1417
01:13:36,150 --> 01:13:37,804
From pbs Sullivan.
1418
01:13:37,848 --> 01:13:39,632
Yes. Hi, Brian. How are you?
1419
01:13:39,676 --> 01:13:44,855
I... I'm just packing up
all my stuff here
1420
01:13:44,898 --> 01:13:47,074
and really looking forward
to Monday.
1421
01:13:47,118 --> 01:13:48,598
We are, too. Uh...
1422
01:13:48,641 --> 01:13:52,079
But we went back
and looked at your resume.
1423
01:13:52,123 --> 01:13:55,735
Do you not have
a college degree?
1424
01:13:57,258 --> 01:13:59,565
Because the truth is,
if you spend all your time
1425
01:13:59,609 --> 01:14:04,962
trying to paint
the perfect picture,
1426
01:14:05,005 --> 01:14:10,533
you're just gonna miss
the best parts of life.
1427
01:14:10,576 --> 01:14:15,755
I know I did.
1428
01:14:15,799 --> 01:14:18,454
Thanks for finally going to
1429
01:14:18,497 --> 01:14:24,503
a special place with me,
Carl nargle.
1430
01:14:24,547 --> 01:14:26,723
Great, great, great.
You can have the show back.
1431
01:14:26,766 --> 01:14:28,091
Anything you want,
you just have to keep painting.
1432
01:14:28,115 --> 01:14:29,421
No, no. That's it.
1433
01:14:29,465 --> 01:14:30,833
I don't have anything
left to paint.
1434
01:14:30,857 --> 01:14:31,945
- Carl...
- Thanks, Tony.
1435
01:14:31,989 --> 01:14:34,905
- Goodbye. Thanks.
- Carl, Carl.
1436
01:14:34,948 --> 01:14:38,996
I'll fire ambrosia
if you just come back!
1437
01:14:39,039 --> 01:14:41,477
Which is a joke I like to say...
1438
01:14:41,520 --> 01:14:42,869
[Laughs] ...All the time.
1439
01:14:42,913 --> 01:14:44,567
But it's not true.
1440
01:14:44,610 --> 01:14:46,569
Hey, everybody, here's
the star of "paint."
1441
01:14:46,612 --> 01:14:49,876
It's ambrosia.
1442
01:14:49,920 --> 01:14:53,184
[Chuckles] It's...
1443
01:14:53,227 --> 01:14:55,839
Hi.
1444
01:14:55,882 --> 01:14:57,754
[Headset clatters]
I'm Tony.
1445
01:14:57,797 --> 01:15:01,801
I'm going to show you
a whole new way to paint
1446
01:15:01,845 --> 01:15:05,544
for the next...
1 hour and 31 minutes.
1447
01:15:05,588 --> 01:15:10,941
Let's... let's just have some
people looking at the bears.
1448
01:15:10,984 --> 01:15:13,073
Well, we never did the bear...
1449
01:15:13,117 --> 01:15:16,250
The bears, of course, are
no color that I have here,
1450
01:15:16,294 --> 01:15:17,687
so I'll do it with...
1451
01:15:17,730 --> 01:15:20,516
Paint from the heart,
live from the heart.
1452
01:15:20,559 --> 01:15:21,865
She took my advice.
1453
01:15:21,908 --> 01:15:23,475
How's everybody doing out there?
1454
01:15:23,519 --> 01:15:27,479
You should probably
look at this.
1455
01:15:27,523 --> 01:15:29,481
There, and that is...
1456
01:15:32,136 --> 01:15:33,398
You okay?
1457
01:15:33,441 --> 01:15:35,879
What's going on?
1458
01:15:37,489 --> 01:15:39,622
Can I get a number four?
1459
01:15:39,665 --> 01:15:41,885
What?
1460
01:15:41,928 --> 01:15:44,104
Number four on the chart.
1461
01:15:45,715 --> 01:15:49,501
I put that up in 1979
because it came with the shaver.
1462
01:15:49,545 --> 01:15:53,723
I had no idea what a number 12
was until you picked it.
1463
01:15:53,766 --> 01:15:56,769
Or what a number four is now.
1464
01:15:56,813 --> 01:15:59,337
Neither do I.
1465
01:15:59,380 --> 01:16:02,166
But I want it.
1466
01:16:02,209 --> 01:16:05,604
♪
1467
01:16:05,648 --> 01:16:08,389
[Clipper buzzing]
1468
01:16:08,433 --> 01:16:11,044
♪ Whole lotta your love
1469
01:16:11,088 --> 01:16:13,743
♪ baby, I need
1470
01:16:13,786 --> 01:16:16,267
♪ whole lotta your love
1471
01:16:16,310 --> 01:16:20,358
♪ ooh
1472
01:16:20,401 --> 01:16:22,403
♪
1473
01:16:31,456 --> 01:16:32,936
Hi, I'm Carl nargle.
1474
01:16:34,720 --> 01:16:38,898
I never thought I'd say this,
but you look better.
1475
01:16:38,942 --> 01:16:41,248
Somehow, you did it.
1476
01:16:43,337 --> 01:16:45,731
You're always in my corner, sid.
1477
01:16:45,775 --> 01:16:47,298
Thanks.
1478
01:16:47,341 --> 01:16:49,387
Ruben, what do I owe you?
1479
01:16:49,430 --> 01:16:53,783
This one's on the house.
1480
01:16:53,826 --> 01:16:55,480
Can I have it?
1481
01:16:55,523 --> 01:16:57,047
- What?
- My hair.
1482
01:16:57,090 --> 01:16:59,832
Well, I'm going to have to
charge you for that.
1483
01:16:59,876 --> 01:17:01,312
[Money rustling]
1484
01:17:01,355 --> 01:17:04,750
I'm kidding.
Of course you can have it.
1485
01:17:04,794 --> 01:17:09,015
♪
1486
01:17:09,059 --> 01:17:11,017
Hold on.
1487
01:17:13,454 --> 01:17:16,980
You need something
to take the edge off.
1488
01:17:17,023 --> 01:17:18,285
No.
1489
01:17:18,329 --> 01:17:20,331
Painting's always been my high.
1490
01:17:20,374 --> 01:17:23,987
But it's medical marijuana,
and you need some medicine.
1491
01:17:27,512 --> 01:17:31,037
And here's some gummies,
in case you need a boost.
1492
01:17:33,474 --> 01:17:37,696
Forward, Carl.
Keep moving forward.
1493
01:17:37,740 --> 01:17:40,003
Always, sid.
1494
01:17:40,046 --> 01:17:41,613
You spend your whole
life worrying
1495
01:17:41,657 --> 01:17:43,702
about the tallest peaks,
1496
01:17:43,746 --> 01:17:47,619
the biggest successes,
the legacy you'll leave behind.
1497
01:17:47,663 --> 01:17:52,058
At a certain point, you
realize it's all meaningless
1498
01:17:52,102 --> 01:17:54,278
without a special someone
by your side.
1499
01:17:54,321 --> 01:17:55,758
Why are you still here?
1500
01:17:55,801 --> 01:17:59,762
♪ I know it's over
1501
01:17:59,805 --> 01:18:02,721
♪ but life goes on
1502
01:18:02,765 --> 01:18:10,765
♪ and this old world
will keep on turning ♪
1503
01:18:11,164 --> 01:18:17,344
♪ let's just be glad
we had some time ♪
1504
01:18:17,388 --> 01:18:22,393
♪ to spend together
1505
01:18:22,436 --> 01:18:27,354
♪ there's no need to
watch the Bridges ♪
1506
01:18:27,398 --> 01:18:32,969
♪ that we're burning
1507
01:18:33,012 --> 01:18:38,670
♪ lay your head
1508
01:18:38,714 --> 01:18:44,807
♪ upon my pillow
1509
01:18:44,850 --> 01:18:51,857
♪ hold your
warm and tender body ♪
1510
01:18:51,901 --> 01:18:56,253
♪
1511
01:18:56,296 --> 01:18:58,472
Carl?
1512
01:18:58,516 --> 01:19:00,953
♪
1513
01:19:00,997 --> 01:19:02,520
Carl?
1514
01:19:02,563 --> 01:19:06,959
Carl? Carl!
1515
01:19:07,003 --> 01:19:09,875
Burlington museum of art said
they wanted a painting
1516
01:19:09,919 --> 01:19:11,181
of mount Mansfield.
1517
01:19:11,224 --> 01:19:12,835
19 years,
and I never had the guts
1518
01:19:12,878 --> 01:19:14,227
to show them one of mine.
1519
01:19:14,271 --> 01:19:15,533
You want to know why?
1520
01:19:15,576 --> 01:19:17,143
Yeah, why don't you
tell me outside?
1521
01:19:17,187 --> 01:19:19,885
Because the love of my life,
stepped out on me
1522
01:19:19,929 --> 01:19:21,931
with a
Vermont mountain express stud.
1523
01:19:21,974 --> 01:19:25,586
I couldn't take the idea of not
being a real artist too.
1524
01:19:25,630 --> 01:19:27,327
Carl!
1525
01:19:27,371 --> 01:19:29,068
That doesn't make you not a man.
1526
01:19:29,112 --> 01:19:31,636
- It means...
- You got chips?
1527
01:19:31,679 --> 01:19:34,726
It... that doesn't mean
you're not a real man.
1528
01:19:34,770 --> 01:19:37,207
It means that I made a mistake.
1529
01:19:37,250 --> 01:19:38,686
No, not as many as me.
1530
01:19:38,730 --> 01:19:40,123
I mean, how many...
1531
01:19:40,166 --> 01:19:42,821
How many body parts
can one man autograph?
1532
01:19:42,865 --> 01:19:44,301
And I did drugs.
1533
01:19:44,344 --> 01:19:45,824
That's never the answer.
1534
01:19:45,868 --> 01:19:47,608
Come on, Carl, let's go.
1535
01:19:47,652 --> 01:19:49,151
You have chips,
or you don't have chips?
1536
01:19:49,175 --> 01:19:51,438
Do not have chips, Carl.
The barn's on fire.
1537
01:19:51,482 --> 01:19:52,938
- We've got to go.
- You risked your life for me!
1538
01:19:52,962 --> 01:19:54,224
I'm risking my life for you.
1539
01:19:54,267 --> 01:19:57,793
- So you are.
- Mm-hmm.
1540
01:19:57,836 --> 01:19:59,359
Goodbye, my love.
1541
01:19:59,403 --> 01:20:02,449
- Goodbye, my darling.
- Let's go. Come on.
1542
01:20:02,493 --> 01:20:06,192
Tough night for mount Mansfield.
1543
01:20:06,236 --> 01:20:09,369
What drugs did you take, Carl?
1544
01:20:09,413 --> 01:20:10,980
The big m.
1545
01:20:11,023 --> 01:20:14,157
Marijuana, but I feel fine.
1546
01:20:14,200 --> 01:20:16,681
I do. I do.
Don't worry about me.
1547
01:20:16,724 --> 01:20:19,051
I just thought you'd be able to
handle it a little bit better,
1548
01:20:19,075 --> 01:20:20,728
given the amount
of denim that you wear.
1549
01:20:20,772 --> 01:20:22,556
I didn't...
1550
01:20:22,600 --> 01:20:25,342
Sid and Ruben
kind of pushed it on me.
1551
01:20:25,385 --> 01:20:27,997
I smoked it, and then I ate
all the gummy bears.
1552
01:20:28,040 --> 01:20:31,174
And I don't even like
gummy bears, but I feel fine.
1553
01:20:31,217 --> 01:20:32,610
It's just everything's on fire.
1554
01:20:32,653 --> 01:20:34,742
Carl, where is the painting
from today?
1555
01:20:34,786 --> 01:20:38,877
You ran through
the fire to save me, you nut.
1556
01:20:38,921 --> 01:20:43,012
- Is it in vantastic?
- You're insane.
1557
01:20:43,055 --> 01:20:46,058
100% certifiable.
1558
01:20:46,102 --> 01:20:49,366
Katherine, you're crazy!
1559
01:20:49,409 --> 01:20:51,213
See if there are any chips
in the glove compartment!
1560
01:20:51,237 --> 01:20:53,500
Ahh! Shoot.
1561
01:20:53,544 --> 01:20:55,894
I'm crazy, too.
1562
01:20:55,938 --> 01:20:59,332
This is the real Carl
you're seeing tonight.
1563
01:20:59,376 --> 01:21:03,206
Okay, alright.
1564
01:21:03,249 --> 01:21:05,382
- Okay.
- That was fantastic.
1565
01:21:05,425 --> 01:21:08,907
It's on fire. We got to go.
1566
01:21:08,951 --> 01:21:12,911
- [Laughs]
- Mount Mansfield? Come on!
1567
01:21:12,955 --> 01:21:16,045
[Horn honks]
1568
01:21:16,088 --> 01:21:17,742
Oh, perfect.
1569
01:21:17,785 --> 01:21:20,876
[Horn blaring continuously]
1570
01:21:23,052 --> 01:21:26,055
Go around!
1571
01:21:26,098 --> 01:21:27,926
Go around!
1572
01:21:30,276 --> 01:21:32,365
[Horn blaring in background]
1573
01:21:32,409 --> 01:21:40,409
♪
1574
01:21:42,027 --> 01:21:45,074
Carl...
1575
01:21:45,117 --> 01:21:49,774
♪
1576
01:21:49,817 --> 01:21:52,429
[Crunching]
1577
01:21:57,390 --> 01:21:59,958
[TV playing in background]
1578
01:22:00,002 --> 01:22:04,441
The finest dairy products
in all of the northeast kingdom.
1579
01:22:04,484 --> 01:22:07,444
Make it Gerald milk and cheese.
1580
01:22:07,487 --> 01:22:10,795
Meeting or exceeding your
milk and cheese needs
1581
01:22:10,838 --> 01:22:12,797
for 46 years...
1582
01:22:12,840 --> 01:22:14,973
The fire is the lead story
in the news.
1583
01:22:15,017 --> 01:22:18,237
- CNN?
- Um, local.
1584
01:22:20,544 --> 01:22:23,721
When do you leave?
1585
01:22:23,764 --> 01:22:27,551
Um, I don't.
1586
01:22:27,594 --> 01:22:29,161
They offered me
the assistant job
1587
01:22:29,205 --> 01:22:32,469
when they found out that
I don't have a college degree.
1588
01:22:32,512 --> 01:22:36,038
- You're not going to take it?
- Mnh-mnh.
1589
01:22:36,081 --> 01:22:37,691
I'm done settling.
1590
01:22:41,521 --> 01:22:43,132
Oh, hold on.
1591
01:22:43,175 --> 01:22:46,091
Here's an update
on the Carl nargle story.
1592
01:22:46,135 --> 01:22:47,875
An unnamed police source
1593
01:22:47,919 --> 01:22:51,923
has told channel 31 action news
that Carl nargle's DNA,
1594
01:22:51,967 --> 01:22:54,491
specifically a large portion
of his hair,
1595
01:22:54,534 --> 01:22:56,710
was found in the ashes.
1596
01:22:56,754 --> 01:22:58,582
With all of
his paintings burned,
1597
01:22:58,625 --> 01:23:00,627
at least we will have his locks
1598
01:23:00,671 --> 01:23:04,022
to remember this
Vermont state treasure by.
1599
01:23:04,066 --> 01:23:08,331
And speaking of treasure,
every kid treasures presents,
1600
01:23:08,374 --> 01:23:12,639
and for six
lucky children present...
1601
01:23:12,683 --> 01:23:15,991
Carl nargle is dead.
1602
01:23:16,034 --> 01:23:18,428
So he is.
1603
01:23:18,471 --> 01:23:26,471
♪
1604
01:23:26,914 --> 01:23:28,873
Good morning.
1605
01:23:32,398 --> 01:23:37,664
♪
1606
01:23:37,708 --> 01:23:40,537
How many nargles do you have?
1607
01:23:40,580 --> 01:23:45,890
♪
1608
01:23:45,933 --> 01:23:48,110
I was originally hired
to do graphics.
1609
01:23:48,153 --> 01:23:50,590
But it's more than just
the article in the paper
1610
01:23:50,634 --> 01:23:54,072
where you ask if a reporter
wants to have sex with Carl
1611
01:23:54,116 --> 01:23:57,554
and you personally hosting
two live paintings shows
1612
01:23:57,597 --> 01:23:59,164
very poorly.
[Phone ringing]
1613
01:23:59,208 --> 01:24:01,645
Oh, well,
our overhead's way down.
1614
01:24:01,688 --> 01:24:03,168
So many people quitting.
1615
01:24:03,212 --> 01:24:05,214
There's some positives there.
One sec.
1616
01:24:05,257 --> 01:24:07,912
Pbs burlington.
1617
01:24:07,955 --> 01:24:12,221
Anthony, Bradford lenihan,
calling with my condolences
1618
01:24:12,264 --> 01:24:14,397
on the passing of Carl nargle.
1619
01:24:14,440 --> 01:24:17,965
- Yeah, it's a tough day.
- I'll be brief.
1620
01:24:18,009 --> 01:24:22,709
I recently spoke with Carl
about showing at burlington.
1621
01:24:22,753 --> 01:24:24,668
Everything was burned
in the fire.
1622
01:24:24,711 --> 01:24:29,934
Which means any surviving
nargles would be quite valuable.
1623
01:24:32,154 --> 01:24:36,027
The burlington museum of art
cannot be a complete collection
1624
01:24:36,071 --> 01:24:39,161
of Vermont beaux-arts
without at least one nargle,
1625
01:24:39,204 --> 01:24:41,728
and we are willing
to pay for it.
1626
01:24:41,772 --> 01:24:46,037
♪
1627
01:24:46,081 --> 01:24:48,648
[Clattering]
1628
01:24:48,692 --> 01:24:53,175
[Laughs]
1629
01:24:53,218 --> 01:24:55,046
Please tell me you have one.
1630
01:24:57,004 --> 01:24:59,006
He made Jenna rich.
1631
01:24:59,050 --> 01:25:02,271
- He made you all rich.
- Yeah.
1632
01:25:02,314 --> 01:25:06,188
Should we go inside?
1633
01:25:06,231 --> 01:25:08,233
Yeah.
1634
01:25:08,277 --> 01:25:10,583
Come on. [Laughs]
1635
01:25:10,627 --> 01:25:14,109
- I wish I was dead.
- It's gonna be okay.
1636
01:25:15,284 --> 01:25:18,765
I say inappropriate things
when I'm uncomfortable.
1637
01:25:18,809 --> 01:25:20,854
- [Spits gum]
- Hey, I'm Mandy,
1638
01:25:20,898 --> 01:25:24,510
- ambrosia's mom.
- Oh, hi.
1639
01:25:24,554 --> 01:25:25,903
Aww.
1640
01:25:25,946 --> 01:25:29,820
- This is meemaw.
- Beverly brown?
1641
01:25:29,863 --> 01:25:32,083
I went to school with
your meemaw.
1642
01:25:34,085 --> 01:25:35,826
And roll the graphic.
1643
01:25:37,741 --> 01:25:40,352
And take camera one.
1644
01:25:40,396 --> 01:25:45,618
Our final guest this afternoon
is the new host of "paint."
1645
01:25:45,662 --> 01:25:48,665
Please welcome
to the show, Mary.
1646
01:25:48,708 --> 01:25:51,320
One of the hosts
of "paint," Donald.
1647
01:25:51,363 --> 01:25:54,758
I'm happy to announce that
thanks to a sizable donation
1648
01:25:54,801 --> 01:25:58,762
from our new gm, Wendy,
and some technological wizardry
1649
01:25:58,805 --> 01:26:01,417
from our new
head of graphics, Tony,
1650
01:26:01,460 --> 01:26:04,071
pbs burlington was able to
digitally remove
1651
01:26:04,115 --> 01:26:06,639
Carl nargle's pipe
from his shows
1652
01:26:06,683 --> 01:26:10,687
so we can all watch him take us
to his special place forever.
1653
01:26:10,730 --> 01:26:13,559
And then roll the clip.
1654
01:26:13,603 --> 01:26:18,477
♪
1655
01:26:18,521 --> 01:26:21,959
[Slowly whirring]
1656
01:26:42,675 --> 01:26:45,287
Put anything in my stew,
'cause I'll eat it.
1657
01:26:45,330 --> 01:26:47,245
I love a good stew.
1658
01:26:47,289 --> 01:26:51,858
Feel free to draw me a letter
with your favorite stews.
1659
01:26:51,902 --> 01:26:56,515
Always nice to hear
from people back home.
1660
01:26:58,125 --> 01:27:02,042
The wonders...
1661
01:27:02,086 --> 01:27:03,827
Of technology.
1662
01:27:08,135 --> 01:27:09,833
[Knock on door]
1663
01:27:09,876 --> 01:27:15,882
♪
1664
01:27:27,851 --> 01:27:31,550
♪
1665
01:27:31,594 --> 01:27:35,250
Do you know what that's worth?
1666
01:27:35,293 --> 01:27:36,860
Yup.
1667
01:27:36,903 --> 01:27:40,298
- Okay.
- Yes, indeed.
1668
01:27:40,342 --> 01:27:47,740
♪
1669
01:27:47,784 --> 01:27:55,270
♪
1670
01:27:55,313 --> 01:27:59,186
Where do you think he is, really?
1671
01:27:59,230 --> 01:28:01,014
Heaven.
1672
01:28:02,886 --> 01:28:04,801
Yeah.
1673
01:28:04,844 --> 01:28:07,804
♪
1674
01:28:07,847 --> 01:28:12,504
♪ you fill up my senses
1675
01:28:12,548 --> 01:28:16,987
♪ like a night in the forest
1676
01:28:17,030 --> 01:28:18,771
♪ like the mountains
in springtime ♪
1677
01:28:18,815 --> 01:28:22,253
There she is, miss Marcy.
1678
01:28:22,297 --> 01:28:26,170
♪ Like a walk in the rain
1679
01:28:26,213 --> 01:28:28,477
what are you gonna share with
us today, old friend?
1680
01:28:28,520 --> 01:28:32,742
Looks like someone's been
working overtime.
1681
01:28:32,785 --> 01:28:34,744
[Car door closes]
1682
01:28:34,787 --> 01:28:37,181
I got groceries.
1683
01:28:37,224 --> 01:28:39,314
You feel like grilling?
1684
01:28:39,357 --> 01:28:40,402
I already put it on.
1685
01:28:40,445 --> 01:28:42,621
♪ You fill up my senses
1686
01:28:42,665 --> 01:28:45,624
- how was school?
- Oh, it was, um...
1687
01:28:45,668 --> 01:28:49,367
Confusing and awful.
1688
01:28:49,411 --> 01:28:53,153
I tried to warn you years ago.
1689
01:28:53,197 --> 01:28:55,547
Can I tell you something
really, really important?
1690
01:28:55,591 --> 01:28:56,896
Yeah.
1691
01:28:56,940 --> 01:28:58,681
If I'm never going to
leave here,
1692
01:28:58,724 --> 01:29:02,467
I think we should
probably get cable.
1693
01:29:02,511 --> 01:29:04,643
Well, you know,
1694
01:29:04,687 --> 01:29:07,907
a man who has the love of
a good BlackBerry bush
1695
01:29:07,951 --> 01:29:10,301
shouldn't need cable.
1696
01:29:10,345 --> 01:29:11,694
What about a VCR?
1697
01:29:11,737 --> 01:29:13,435
I think being able
to watch a movie
1698
01:29:13,478 --> 01:29:16,873
while you're away could help
make this our special place.
1699
01:29:16,916 --> 01:29:19,789
Oh, it's already
pretty great for me.
1700
01:29:19,832 --> 01:29:22,095
♪ Come let me love you
1701
01:29:22,139 --> 01:29:28,101
♪
1702
01:29:28,145 --> 01:29:34,151
♪
1703
01:29:34,194 --> 01:29:38,416
♪
1704
01:29:38,460 --> 01:29:40,375
What do you think?
1705
01:29:42,464 --> 01:29:44,944
- Make the blue red.
- Okay.
1706
01:29:44,988 --> 01:29:48,992
And what if it was
a little girl?
1707
01:29:50,559 --> 01:29:53,997
I like it.
1708
01:29:54,040 --> 01:29:56,042
Just promise me
you won't become famous again.
1709
01:29:56,086 --> 01:29:58,436
Well, I'm not going
to sign it Carl nargle.
1710
01:29:58,480 --> 01:30:01,396
He died in a barn.
1711
01:30:01,439 --> 01:30:03,006
Sign it "barnsy."
1712
01:30:03,049 --> 01:30:04,442
Re-barnsy.
1713
01:30:04,486 --> 01:30:05,965
Maybe "barnsy."
1714
01:30:06,009 --> 01:30:07,445
- Maybe "blanksy."
- Blanksy?
1715
01:30:07,489 --> 01:30:09,229
Blanksy.
1716
01:30:11,493 --> 01:30:16,802
♪
1717
01:30:16,846 --> 01:30:18,413
♪ meet me
in the middle of the day ♪
1718
01:30:18,456 --> 01:30:19,544
♪ let me hear you say
1719
01:30:19,588 --> 01:30:21,546
♪ "everything's okay"
1720
01:30:21,590 --> 01:30:26,769
♪ come on out beneath
the shining sun ♪
1721
01:30:26,812 --> 01:30:28,466
♪ meet me in
the middle of the night ♪
1722
01:30:28,510 --> 01:30:29,815
♪ let me hear you say
1723
01:30:29,859 --> 01:30:31,817
♪ "everything's alright"
1724
01:30:31,861 --> 01:30:37,127
♪ sneak on out beneath
the stars and run, yeah ♪
1725
01:30:37,170 --> 01:30:40,826
♪ oh, yeah, yes
1726
01:30:40,870 --> 01:30:44,569
♪ oh, yes
1727
01:30:44,613 --> 01:30:50,445
♪
1728
01:30:50,488 --> 01:30:56,276
♪
1729
01:30:56,320 --> 01:30:59,149
♪ it's king and queen
and we must go down 'round ♪
1730
01:30:59,192 --> 01:31:01,499
♪ behind the chandelier
1731
01:31:01,543 --> 01:31:03,980
♪ where I won't have
to speak my mind ♪
1732
01:31:04,023 --> 01:31:06,548
♪ and you won't have to hear
1733
01:31:06,591 --> 01:31:08,898
♪ shreds of news
and afterthoughts ♪
1734
01:31:08,941 --> 01:31:11,727
♪ and complicated scenes
1735
01:31:11,770 --> 01:31:14,077
♪ we'll weather down
behind the light ♪
1736
01:31:14,120 --> 01:31:18,385
♪ and fade like magazines
1737
01:31:18,429 --> 01:31:21,214
♪ oh, yeah, yeah
1738
01:31:21,258 --> 01:31:29,258
♪
1739
01:31:29,396 --> 01:31:37,396
♪
1740
01:31:37,579 --> 01:31:43,454
♪
1741
01:31:43,498 --> 01:31:51,288
♪
1742
01:31:51,331 --> 01:31:59,165
♪
1743
01:31:59,209 --> 01:32:06,999
♪
1744
01:32:07,043 --> 01:32:10,481
♪ I don't believe
in superstars ♪
1745
01:32:10,525 --> 01:32:13,440
♪ organic food
and foreign cars ♪
1746
01:32:13,484 --> 01:32:16,356
♪ I don't believe
the price of gold ♪
1747
01:32:16,400 --> 01:32:19,403
♪ the certainty of growing old
1748
01:32:19,446 --> 01:32:22,580
♪ that right is right
and left is wrong ♪
1749
01:32:22,624 --> 01:32:25,496
♪ that north and south
can't get along ♪
1750
01:32:25,540 --> 01:32:28,673
♪ that east is east
and west is west ♪
1751
01:32:28,717 --> 01:32:31,371
♪ and being first
is always best ♪
1752
01:32:31,415 --> 01:32:36,855
♪ but I believe in love
1753
01:32:36,899 --> 01:32:42,600
♪ I believe in babies
1754
01:32:42,644 --> 01:32:47,605
♪ I believe in mom and dad
1755
01:32:47,649 --> 01:32:51,261
♪ and I believe in you
1756
01:32:51,304 --> 01:32:55,482
♪
1757
01:32:55,526 --> 01:32:59,095
♪ well, I don't believe
that heaven waits ♪
1758
01:32:59,138 --> 01:33:02,185
♪ for only those
who congregate ♪
1759
01:33:02,228 --> 01:33:05,188
♪ I like to think of god
as love ♪
1760
01:33:05,231 --> 01:33:08,234
♪ he's down below,
he's up above ♪
1761
01:33:08,278 --> 01:33:11,281
♪ he's watching people
everywhere ♪
1762
01:33:11,324 --> 01:33:14,371
♪ he knows who does
and doesn't care ♪
1763
01:33:14,414 --> 01:33:17,461
♪ and I'm an ordinary man
1764
01:33:17,504 --> 01:33:20,420
♪ sometimes I wonder who I am
1765
01:33:20,464 --> 01:33:25,817
♪ but I believe in love
1766
01:33:25,861 --> 01:33:31,997
♪ I believe in music
1767
01:33:32,041 --> 01:33:36,741
♪ I believe in magic
1768
01:33:36,785 --> 01:33:40,179
♪ and I believe in you
1769
01:33:40,223 --> 01:33:45,141
♪
1770
01:33:45,184 --> 01:33:48,274
♪ I know with all my certainty
1771
01:33:48,318 --> 01:33:51,234
♪ what's going on
with you and me ♪
1772
01:33:51,277 --> 01:33:57,414
♪ is a good thing
1773
01:33:57,457 --> 01:34:01,592
♪ it's true
1774
01:34:01,636 --> 01:34:06,510
♪ I believe in you
1775
01:34:06,553 --> 01:34:10,035
♪
1776
01:34:10,079 --> 01:34:12,734
♪ I don't believe virginity
1777
01:34:12,777 --> 01:34:16,041
♪ is as common
as it used to be ♪
1778
01:34:16,085 --> 01:34:19,175
♪ in working days
and sleeping nights ♪
1779
01:34:19,218 --> 01:34:22,091
♪ that black is black
and white is white ♪
1780
01:34:22,134 --> 01:34:24,963
♪ that Superman and Robin hood
1781
01:34:25,007 --> 01:34:28,053
♪ are still alive in Hollywood
1782
01:34:28,097 --> 01:34:31,143
♪ that gasoline's
in short supply ♪
1783
01:34:31,187 --> 01:34:34,103
♪ the rising cost
of getting by ♪
1784
01:34:34,146 --> 01:34:39,674
♪ but I believe in love
1785
01:34:39,717 --> 01:34:45,723
♪ I believe in old folks
1786
01:34:45,767 --> 01:34:50,336
♪ I believe in children
1787
01:34:50,380 --> 01:34:58,170
♪ I believe in you
1788
01:34:58,214 --> 01:35:04,655
♪ I believe in love
1789
01:35:04,699 --> 01:35:09,834
♪ I believe in babies
1790
01:35:09,878 --> 01:35:14,970
♪ I believe in mom and dad
1791
01:35:15,013 --> 01:35:20,758
♪ and I believe in you
1792
01:35:20,802 --> 01:35:28,802
♪
1793
01:35:29,375 --> 01:35:37,375
♪
1794
01:35:37,819 --> 01:35:42,475
♪
1795
01:35:43,305 --> 01:36:43,910
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