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[poignant piano music]
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- [sniffling]
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- Hey, is this a good movie?
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No!
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[affected mexican accent]
no, señor, no.
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This is a girlie flick.
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Too much talking,
not enough shooting.
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[normal voice]
are you hungry, señor navel?
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[affected mexican accent]
si!
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[normal voice]
all right, here you go, buddy.
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[affected mexican accent]
mmm, good.
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- Ray, I'm this close to
crackin' you across the chops.
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- Hey.
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Is this a bad time?
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- No, no.
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Oh, no. Come on.
Look, robert's here.
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Let's shut the movie off.
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- No, no, I don't want
to interrupt.
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- That's okay.
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Ray's just talking
to his belly button.
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- Señor navel?
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- You know him?
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- I named him.
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- You're lookin'
pretty spiffy there.
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You got a hot date?
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- Uh, nah.
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I was over at the holiday inn.
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They have swing dancin'
on thursdays.
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- Oh, that sounds like fun.
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- Oh, it could have been,
but before you dance,
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You gotta get up the nerve
to approach a strange woman.
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Before you do that,
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You got to stop throwing up
in the men's room.
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- What are you so nervous about?
You've been dating.
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- Yeah, but that's datin'.
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This is...Dancin'.
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- So?
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- Oh, yeah.
I know what he means.
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Dancing is different.
You're very vulnerable.
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- Yeah, it's a big risk
asking someone
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If you can hold onto them
for ten minutes.
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- All I want is five, and I get,
"get off me, I'm sleepin'."
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- Idiot.
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- [affected mexican accent]
he's right!
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[normal voice]
oh, no. Shh.
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- Robert,
I totally understand.
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I totally understand.
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It's hard for a woman too,
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You know,
waiting to be asked.
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And then finally some guy
starts approaching you,
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And then he asks the tall blonde
standing next to you.
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- Yeah, tall blondes.
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Thank god I gave those up.
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- Yeah, big shot.
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And anyway,
when's the last time
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You took me someplace
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Where we weren't supposed
to color the menus, huh?
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I would love to go dancing.
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- Hey.
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Here's an idea.
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Why don't you two
go out and...
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You know,
cut the rug?
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Shake the--
shake the leg out of it.
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Shiver your timbers.
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- What?
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- You two. Go.
Dancing.
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Out. Tonight!
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- But what about the kids?
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- What? What?
Forget about the kids.
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They're sleeping.
Besides, I'm here.
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- Yeah?
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You deserve to go out
and have some fun, right?
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I deserve to sit
and watch a movie
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That isn't about someone
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Having trouble saying
"I love you,"
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Unless it's because
they've been shot in the face.
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- Well, uh,
what do you think, deb?
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You want to go dancin'?
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- I would love to go dancing!
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I'm gonna get dressed.
- All right.
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Oh, I could use a mint.
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- Ho, ho, ho.
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[affected mexican accent]
oh, it is a great victory.
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You have liberated the vcr.
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Oh, my goodness.
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[simulating gunfire]
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- Where's debra?
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- She's dancin'
at the holiday inn.
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- Dancing?
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- Yeah, she's picking up
a little pocket money.
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She's swing dancing
with robert.
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- Oh, that's nice.
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Robert's a wonderful dancer.
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Yeah, it works out
for everybody.
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She gets to dance.
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I get to eat salami
in the living room.
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- Amen.
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[machine gun fire]
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- What are they doing?
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- This isn't really
your type of movie, ma.
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- Actually,
I never see these.
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I enjoy the action pictures.
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- What?
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Come on, ma.
Since when?
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- You got that one step,
though.
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Like a...Sort of like
a charleston thing.
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- Sure.
- Hey, hey! Marie's here.
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Hey, gianni, how you doin'?
- Hi.
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- I tell ya, your brother
really knows how to swing.
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- Oh, you were shakin'
and bakin'
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Pretty good there yourself,
dollface.
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- [laughs]
I mean, it was just so--
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It was, like, so--whoo!
- Whoo!
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Flame his head!
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- Marie?
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- Oh.
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- Yeah, sure.
Robert, do you want a drink?
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- You lead, I'll follow.
- Okay.
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- Hey, ray,
you got any beer?
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- Yeah, yeah,
I'll get you some.
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- Get me one too, dear.
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- You're gonna get drunk
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And show us your tattoos,
aren't ya?
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- Should we show him?
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- Yeah, yeah.
Hey, ray, look what we can do.
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Ready?
Whoo! Whoo! Whoo! Whoo!
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- Good. That's good.
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- You like how
we turned around there?
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I got to tell ya, ray,
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Your wife here
really wore me out.
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- Oh, look who's talking.
I could barely keep up with you.
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- Oh, come on.
- Whoo!
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[laughing]
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- [snaps fingers]
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- Here, marie.
You can keep it.
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- But the bottle's
still full.
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- Yeah, I think it's the one
you gave me when we moved in.
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- Now I understand
your bundt cake.
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- Hey, here's a beer.
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Here, here you go, ma.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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- Well,
I got to hit the rack.
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Good night, everybody.
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Debra, thanks.
I had a great time.
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And I got to tell ya,
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I wasn't the slightest bit
nauseous.
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- [laughing]
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You were great, robert.
So I'll see you Saturday.
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- It's a date.
- Okay.
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- Bye, now.
- Bye.
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- What's Saturday?
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- Yeah, listen,
there is this great band
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So robert and I thought
it would be kind of fun
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Just to go check it out.
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- Oh. Good.
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- You don't mind, right?
- Right. No.
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- Okay.
- Yeah, what, are you kiddin'?
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Mom and I can go
to a cockfight.
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So, uh,
you and robert, hey?
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- Yeah, boy, I never knew
your brother was so much fun.
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- Fun, yeah.
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Ask him to give you
a pink belly
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Or a purple nurple
sometime.
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- A what?
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- A purple nurple.
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- Aah!
Get out of here.
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- Yeah, see?
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Not so much fun.
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I had to have my right one
sewn back on.
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- Eww.
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Well, we had a great time.
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- Of course you did.
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I'm sure you complained
about me all night, right?
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"oh, ray never
takes me dancing.
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"ray doesn't hang up
his clothes.
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Ray can't say
the word 'cinnamum.'"
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- No, we didn't
talk about you.
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- Yeah? Well, good.
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So my name
didn't come up at all?
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- No, I told you.
We had a good time.
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Boy, I tell ya,
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It was so great
to get out there and move.
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You know, that dancin',
it really got me goin'.
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Boy, I feel, like,
ten years younger.
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[snaps fingers]
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- Yeah?
Well, I got a couple moves
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Make you feel born again.
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[telephone rings]
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- Hey, robert!
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Yeah. No, nothin'.
We're just in bed.
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Yeah.
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What are you wearing?
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Yeah?
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A zoot suit?
[gasps]
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Oh, my god.
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Then I'm gonna have
to get something too...
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Something flouncy.
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[laughs]
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Well, then don't throw me
over your head.
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[laughs]
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Yeah.
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You are so funny.
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Okay. All right.
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Well, I'll see you
Saturday.
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Okay. Bye-bye.
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Ohh.
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Whoo! I'm exhausted.
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Good night, ray.
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I am gonna be sore tomorrow.
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- So then tomorrow's out too.
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[swing music plays]
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[music stops]
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- Hey, ray.
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- Hey, sorry.
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- Yeah...Cpr doll.
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Just practicing.
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- Is that a man?
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- They are gender
indeterminate.
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- So what are you doing?
Are you...
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Practicin' some of those
fancy moves
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You're gonna do with debra?
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- Yeah, more or less.
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But it's different
with her because she's...
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- Got legs?
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- Well, yeah,
but, you know, she's so good,
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It's like
she doesn't have legs.
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- Oh, yeah?
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- I'm tellin' ya,
she's good.
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- Uh-huh.
- I mean it, man.
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You could not believe
how good she is.
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She is fantastic.
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You know, it's like she--
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- Okay, I get it.
I get it. I get it.
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- What's the matter?
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- Oh, nothing.
I was just...
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I mean, do you really want
to be dancin' with debra?
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- Yeah...I mean,
what are you sayin'?
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- Nothing. It's just...
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I don't think you should be
dancin' with debra, 'cause...
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You know, she's...
Holding you back, man!
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- Holding me back?
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- Yeah, from meeting
the other women.
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- No, she's not.
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- Of course she is.
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She does it
all the time to me.
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- That's good.
That's funny.
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- So dump her.
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Just dump her
for your own good.
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- Dump debra?
249
00:10:48,048 --> 00:10:49,381
- Yeah.
- No.
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Come on, ray.
I can't do that to her.
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She's really looking forward
to Saturday night.
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- Is she?
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- Sure she is.
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Isn't she?
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00:11:01,895 --> 00:11:03,294
- If you say so.
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00:11:03,296 --> 00:11:04,929
- No, listen.
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00:11:04,931 --> 00:11:07,132
Come on, it's obvious
she was having a-a fun time.
258
00:11:07,134 --> 00:11:08,333
You know,
all the spinning
259
00:11:08,335 --> 00:11:10,268
And the twirling
and the whoo-whoo!
260
00:11:10,270 --> 00:11:13,405
You know, seems like
she had fun to me.
261
00:11:13,407 --> 00:11:17,175
- Yeah, yeah,
she sure can put on a show.
262
00:11:21,914 --> 00:11:23,314
- W-w-what are you sayin'?
263
00:11:23,316 --> 00:11:25,316
She...Is she faking?
264
00:11:25,318 --> 00:11:26,317
- You know what?
265
00:11:26,319 --> 00:11:27,419
Forget it.
Forget about it.
266
00:11:27,421 --> 00:11:28,453
Forget the whole thing.
267
00:11:28,455 --> 00:11:29,954
Look, the important thing is
268
00:11:29,956 --> 00:11:32,424
That you're having
a good time, right?
269
00:11:32,426 --> 00:11:35,460
- I guess so.
270
00:11:35,462 --> 00:11:37,962
- W-w-w-w-wait.
What, are you leaving?
271
00:11:37,964 --> 00:11:39,698
- Yeah, I just came by
to say, "hey."
272
00:11:39,700 --> 00:11:42,267
So, uh, you know, hey.
273
00:11:45,371 --> 00:11:47,105
- Hey.
274
00:11:51,343 --> 00:11:54,946
- Okay, what do ya think?
Huh?
275
00:11:54,948 --> 00:11:56,815
- Kind of skimpy.
- Oh, "skimpy."
276
00:11:56,817 --> 00:12:00,051
- What, are you...Going
to a stripper's funeral?
277
00:12:01,987 --> 00:12:03,722
- I think this is great.
Huh?
278
00:12:03,724 --> 00:12:05,423
I mean, I get to go
jumpin' jivin',
279
00:12:05,425 --> 00:12:08,827
And you get to...
280
00:12:08,829 --> 00:12:10,328
What are you doing?
281
00:12:10,330 --> 00:12:15,867
Probably end up watching
"the brave little toaster"...
282
00:12:15,869 --> 00:12:17,335
Unless my mother comes over,
283
00:12:17,337 --> 00:12:21,272
In which case we'll watch
"when animals attack."
284
00:12:21,274 --> 00:12:23,041
- What earrings
do you think...
285
00:12:23,043 --> 00:12:24,909
These or these?
286
00:12:24,911 --> 00:12:25,910
- Well,
what's the difference?
287
00:12:25,912 --> 00:12:27,178
When that dress flies up,
288
00:12:27,180 --> 00:12:29,280
Nobody's gonna be lookin'
at your ears.
289
00:12:29,282 --> 00:12:31,082
- Don't be such a square.
290
00:12:31,084 --> 00:12:32,784
[telephone rings]
291
00:12:32,786 --> 00:12:34,519
- "square."
292
00:12:34,521 --> 00:12:36,855
Gettin' a little sick
of the swing talk, you know?
293
00:12:36,857 --> 00:12:39,824
Jumpin' jivin',
cat's pajamas.
294
00:12:39,826 --> 00:12:41,292
Yeah?
295
00:12:41,294 --> 00:12:44,195
Yeah.
Yeah, she's here.
296
00:12:44,197 --> 00:12:45,530
It's your date.
297
00:12:45,532 --> 00:12:47,098
- Hey.
298
00:12:47,100 --> 00:12:48,833
Hey, robert!
299
00:12:48,835 --> 00:12:51,002
Yeah?
300
00:12:51,004 --> 00:12:53,772
Oh, that's terrible.
301
00:12:53,774 --> 00:12:56,441
Yeah. No, no. Sure.
302
00:12:56,443 --> 00:12:58,409
Yeah, yeah. I understand.
303
00:12:58,411 --> 00:13:02,013
Okay.
Yeah, well, good luck.
304
00:13:02,015 --> 00:13:03,848
Okay, bye.
305
00:13:03,850 --> 00:13:04,849
[stamps foot]
306
00:13:04,851 --> 00:13:07,118
- What?
- Damn! He canceled.
307
00:13:08,220 --> 00:13:11,289
- Really?
308
00:13:11,291 --> 00:13:13,324
Well, why did he wait
309
00:13:13,326 --> 00:13:17,295
Until the last minute
like that?
310
00:13:17,297 --> 00:13:19,197
- Some emergency--
311
00:13:19,199 --> 00:13:20,398
You know, a rescue thing.
312
00:13:20,400 --> 00:13:23,935
Some kid got stuck
in a well.
313
00:13:23,937 --> 00:13:26,171
- Stuck in a well?
- Yeah.
314
00:13:26,173 --> 00:13:28,139
Who gets stuck
in wells anymore?
315
00:13:28,141 --> 00:13:31,242
I mean, are there wells
in queens?
316
00:13:31,244 --> 00:13:32,510
- Yeah, see,
that's the thing.
317
00:13:32,512 --> 00:13:34,012
People don't think
they're there,
318
00:13:34,014 --> 00:13:36,948
And then they fall in 'em.
319
00:13:36,950 --> 00:13:38,483
- Well...
320
00:13:38,485 --> 00:13:40,118
I mean, he said
the kid's gonna be okay,
321
00:13:40,120 --> 00:13:42,187
But they need a tall guy.
322
00:13:42,189 --> 00:13:45,824
- Yeah.
323
00:13:45,826 --> 00:13:47,425
Well, you know,
going out with a cop,
324
00:13:47,427 --> 00:13:50,528
I mean, that's the life.
325
00:13:50,530 --> 00:13:52,997
He's already got
a dance partner--
326
00:13:52,999 --> 00:13:55,834
Danger.
327
00:13:55,836 --> 00:13:57,235
- What kind of parents
are those?
328
00:13:57,237 --> 00:13:58,937
You know,
they've probably got
329
00:13:58,939 --> 00:14:00,605
A safety latch
on their sock drawer,
330
00:14:00,607 --> 00:14:02,507
But that big hole
in their backyard--
331
00:14:02,509 --> 00:14:05,543
"oh, gee, we had no idea."
332
00:14:05,545 --> 00:14:08,346
I mean, come on.
Here's an idea for ya.
333
00:14:08,348 --> 00:14:10,615
Childproof your damn well,
you stupid morons!
334
00:14:10,617 --> 00:14:13,017
[slams, stamps]
335
00:14:13,019 --> 00:14:14,886
- Look, you know,
336
00:14:14,888 --> 00:14:18,022
I know it's not
what you had in mind, but...
337
00:14:18,024 --> 00:14:21,492
As it turns out,
I'm here.
338
00:14:21,494 --> 00:14:23,428
I mean, it is--
it is Saturday night.
339
00:14:23,430 --> 00:14:25,463
We could do
something fun, huh?
340
00:14:25,465 --> 00:14:26,598
- Hey, you want
to go dancing?
341
00:14:26,600 --> 00:14:28,600
- Dancing? No, no, no, no.
- Yeah.
342
00:14:28,602 --> 00:14:30,535
- No, no, I was thinking,
like, nintendo.
343
00:14:30,537 --> 00:14:31,970
- Come on, come on,
we're gonna go dancing.
344
00:14:31,972 --> 00:14:34,105
- No, no, wait. Come on.
345
00:14:34,107 --> 00:14:36,908
How about I'll give you
a back rub and then some sex?
346
00:14:36,910 --> 00:14:38,109
That could be fun.
347
00:14:38,111 --> 00:14:39,510
- No, no, no.
We're going dancing.
348
00:14:39,512 --> 00:14:40,879
- All right.
Back rub, no sex.
349
00:14:40,881 --> 00:14:43,248
- No, no. I'm dressed.
You're free.
350
00:14:43,250 --> 00:14:44,249
We're going. Okay?
351
00:14:44,251 --> 00:14:45,550
- No, the kids.
352
00:14:45,552 --> 00:14:46,551
- Hmm?
I'll call your mother.
353
00:14:46,553 --> 00:14:48,486
- Oh, come on,
you hate her!
354
00:14:48,488 --> 00:14:49,454
No. Come on.
You know me and dancing.
355
00:14:49,456 --> 00:14:51,422
I'm no good.
356
00:14:51,424 --> 00:14:54,225
- I know you're no robert,
but I'll take what I can get.
357
00:14:54,227 --> 00:14:57,495
- All right, back rub,
no sex, and I'll vacuum!
358
00:14:58,964 --> 00:15:01,566
[swing music]
359
00:15:06,639 --> 00:15:09,040
- Hoo, hoo!
360
00:15:09,042 --> 00:15:10,275
Whoop!
361
00:15:10,277 --> 00:15:12,343
Isn't this great, ray?
362
00:15:12,345 --> 00:15:14,646
It's like steppin' back
into the 1940s.
363
00:15:14,648 --> 00:15:16,648
- Yeah.
Can't wait to meet hitler.
364
00:15:19,251 --> 00:15:21,286
- Come on, let's dance.
We'll do the jitterbug.
365
00:15:21,288 --> 00:15:22,687
- No, how about
we do the maypole?
366
00:15:22,689 --> 00:15:24,255
Okay, I stand here,
you dance around me.
367
00:15:24,257 --> 00:15:26,057
- No, come on.
368
00:15:26,059 --> 00:15:28,593
I'll lead,
and you follow, okay?
369
00:15:28,595 --> 00:15:31,462
Ray, come on, you promised
you'd try to dance.
370
00:15:31,464 --> 00:15:34,065
- That was at our wedding.
371
00:15:34,067 --> 00:15:36,601
Hey, you look thirsty.
- I'm not thirsty.
372
00:15:36,603 --> 00:15:38,636
- Yeah, just stay here.
I'll get you a drink.
373
00:15:51,450 --> 00:15:55,453
- Would you...
374
00:15:57,256 --> 00:15:58,990
Like to dance?
375
00:15:58,992 --> 00:16:00,024
- Sure.
376
00:16:00,026 --> 00:16:01,225
- Ahh...
377
00:16:01,227 --> 00:16:02,226
- Robert?
378
00:16:02,228 --> 00:16:03,394
- Raymond?
379
00:16:03,396 --> 00:16:04,729
- What are you doin' here?
380
00:16:04,731 --> 00:16:06,497
- Well, you told me debra
was holding me back,
381
00:16:06,499 --> 00:16:07,732
So I'm flyin' solo.
382
00:16:07,734 --> 00:16:09,300
Debra's not here,
is she?
383
00:16:09,302 --> 00:16:11,669
- Yeah, she is, and you lied
to her about the well,
384
00:16:11,671 --> 00:16:13,037
So you'd better
get out of here
385
00:16:13,039 --> 00:16:15,540
Unless you're dancin'
with a soggy kid.
386
00:16:15,542 --> 00:16:17,475
- I can't let her see me.
387
00:16:17,477 --> 00:16:20,211
- Yeah, well, you're gonna be
hard to miss in that pimp suit.
388
00:16:20,213 --> 00:16:21,479
Come on,
get out of here.
389
00:16:21,481 --> 00:16:23,147
Why don't you two
swing it outside?
390
00:16:23,149 --> 00:16:24,582
Go outside!
391
00:16:24,584 --> 00:16:26,250
- Robert?
392
00:16:26,252 --> 00:16:28,152
- Hey, debra.
393
00:16:28,154 --> 00:16:29,587
Got to dance.
394
00:17:16,201 --> 00:17:18,803
[no audible speech]
395
00:18:29,408 --> 00:18:33,578
[applause]
396
00:18:36,648 --> 00:18:39,183
- Hey, hey, hey, hey,
wait a minute.
397
00:18:39,185 --> 00:18:40,651
Wait a minute.
Where are you goin'?
398
00:18:40,653 --> 00:18:43,654
- Pick up my trophy.
[chuckles]
399
00:18:43,656 --> 00:18:44,856
- When you came over
this morning,
400
00:18:44,858 --> 00:18:45,890
It just wasn't to say,
"hey," was it?
401
00:18:45,892 --> 00:18:47,325
- How come you told robert
402
00:18:47,327 --> 00:18:48,759
I was dancin' with him
out of pity, huh?
403
00:18:48,761 --> 00:18:49,894
- I never said,
"out of pity."
404
00:18:49,896 --> 00:18:51,329
- You said to dump her.
405
00:18:51,331 --> 00:18:53,464
- Look, it's just, you two,
it was just--
406
00:18:53,466 --> 00:18:54,532
- What? Just what?
407
00:18:54,534 --> 00:18:56,400
- I was...
- What?
408
00:18:56,402 --> 00:18:57,401
- You know.
409
00:18:57,403 --> 00:19:00,471
- What?
- Jealous!
410
00:19:00,473 --> 00:19:02,440
- Jealous?
- Of us?
411
00:19:02,442 --> 00:19:05,810
- A little bit!
412
00:19:05,812 --> 00:19:08,346
- Because we're
dancing together?
413
00:19:08,348 --> 00:19:09,580
- Not just dancing.
414
00:19:09,582 --> 00:19:11,616
You're sweating,
and you're panting,
415
00:19:11,618 --> 00:19:13,885
And you're straddling,
416
00:19:13,887 --> 00:19:16,187
And you're whoo-whooing.
417
00:19:16,189 --> 00:19:17,555
- She's your wife.
418
00:19:17,557 --> 00:19:18,756
- He's your brother.
419
00:19:18,758 --> 00:19:21,459
- You are a sick man!
420
00:19:21,461 --> 00:19:23,227
- No, look, look...
Look, look, I didn't--
421
00:19:23,229 --> 00:19:25,396
I didn't actually think
anything was going on there.
422
00:19:25,398 --> 00:19:27,398
I was just--
423
00:19:27,400 --> 00:19:28,399
It's the music.
424
00:19:28,401 --> 00:19:29,700
It's the damn devil music!
425
00:19:29,702 --> 00:19:31,669
I tell ya,
it made me crazy.
426
00:19:31,671 --> 00:19:32,770
Look, it's stupid.
427
00:19:32,772 --> 00:19:34,238
I know. I know.
I'm sorry. Forget it.
428
00:19:34,240 --> 00:19:35,573
Forget the whole thing
happened.
429
00:19:35,575 --> 00:19:38,176
Go. You kids go.
You dance. I'll watch.
430
00:19:38,178 --> 00:19:39,710
I like to watch.
431
00:19:41,246 --> 00:19:42,580
- I don't want
to dance anymore.
432
00:19:42,582 --> 00:19:44,315
God, you killed it.
433
00:19:44,317 --> 00:19:46,350
- Nice.
434
00:19:47,886 --> 00:19:48,886
I'm going home.
435
00:19:48,888 --> 00:19:51,422
- Can I have a ride?
- Yeah.
436
00:19:51,424 --> 00:19:53,891
But it's okay, ray.
She'll sit in the back.
437
00:19:58,363 --> 00:19:59,931
- You know,
I was watching you dance.
438
00:19:59,933 --> 00:20:01,899
You might have
a middle-ear problem.
439
00:20:01,901 --> 00:20:04,902
[swing music]
440
00:20:18,884 --> 00:20:20,952
- Look, just try
to put yourself in my place.
441
00:20:20,954 --> 00:20:23,354
It's just because you were
having so much fun, and I--
442
00:20:23,356 --> 00:20:24,922
- Ray, look, I told you.
Let's just drop it.
443
00:20:24,924 --> 00:20:27,658
I don't want to discuss this
with you anymore.
444
00:20:31,496 --> 00:20:33,397
- [affected mexican accent]
how about me, señorita?
445
00:20:33,399 --> 00:20:35,866
Will you talk to me?
446
00:20:35,868 --> 00:20:39,837
- No, I don't want
to talk señor navel either.
447
00:20:39,839 --> 00:20:42,707
- Oh, that wasn't señor navel.
448
00:20:42,709 --> 00:20:44,508
[laughs]
449
00:20:45,978 --> 00:20:47,878
- Well, for the next few days,
450
00:20:47,880 --> 00:20:51,682
You're gonna be talkin'
to that guy by yourself.
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