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- Hi, dears.
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Isn't this wonderful weather
we're having?
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It's so crisp and clear.
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- Quiet, marie.
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I can't hear
the punches.
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- So, raymond...
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Are you going to
the hall of baseballs tomorrow?
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- What?
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- The hall of fame,
marie!
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You ignorant...
[muttering]
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- Raymond, your brother
was talking
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About some sort
of a ceremony?
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It sounded like
a lot of fun to me.
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And since you are
a sportswriter
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And have such
important connections...
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- Oh, just say it, marie.
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The hall of fame
is honoring the 1969 mets.
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Your brother asked your mother
to ask you to take him.
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- Which one of you
do I say no to?
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- Come on, raymond.
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You know how much that
would mean to your brother.
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- Ma, you know how long it takes
to get to cooperstown, okay?
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I'm not driving in the car
with robert for four hours.
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His feet smell.
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- Well, take a bus.
- A bus.
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That's a smelly feet contest.
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- Hi.
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- Hi, robert.
- Hey.
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- Hi, dear.
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- Hey.
So what's new?
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I was just taking shamsky out
for a drive today.
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It's nice out, huh?
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So what's new?
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- Cut the crap.
Your mother asked him already.
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- Robert, what do you
got to have mom ask me
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To take you
to the hall of fame for?
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- Ma, you were supposed to make
it seem like it just came up.
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- And you were supposed
to wait across the street
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Until I flashed
the venetian blinds.
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- Hey, ray.
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- Oh, come on!
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What are you doing?
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- I'm making memories.
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- Jeez.
- What?
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- Nothing, just...
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We're about to crash
into a big blue dot.
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Aw, come on, robert.
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- I'm sorry.
I'm just a little excited.
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- Yeah.
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- The '69 mets.
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The amazing mets.
The miracle mets!
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God, I love those guys.
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It was one of the few
bright spots of my childhood.
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I just wish dad had taken us
to a game.
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- He took us to a lot
of yankee games.
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That was fun.
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- Well, maybe for you.
I hated the yankees.
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- What do you mean,
you hated the yankees?
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You cried
every time they lost.
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- That's because dad
told me it was my fault.
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Man, you've actually met
some of those guys.
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Kranepool, harrelson,
mcgraw.
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- Yeah.
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- Man, what a life
you got--
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Meeting sports idols,
free hot dogs.
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You're a lucky man,
raymond.
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Lucky man.
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- Ahh...
It's not that great.
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Most of the time,
I'm sitting in locker rooms...
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Guys with towels...
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Guys without towels...
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- I sure hope
art shamsky will be there.
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You know, he homered
his first time at bat.
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- I know.
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- Can't wait to tell him
I named my dog after him.
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- Uh, yeah.
Hey, do me a favor, all right?
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Don't tell him that.
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- What do you mean?
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I brought shamsky's collar
for him to sign.
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- Whoa, whoa, whoa.
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You're not taking that thing
into the hall of fame.
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- Well, what if
I just let art sign it
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But I don't tell him
about the dog?
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- Give me the dog collar,
robert.
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- No, no way.
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- You're not bringing
that in there!
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- But I want him
to see that--
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- I swear to god,
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I'll turn
this car around right now!
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- All right, fine.
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- Look, we'll go in.
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You'll meet art shamsky
and the rest of the mets.
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On the way home,
I'll get you a happy meal.
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Hey, hey.
Are you all right?
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- Oh, yeah.
I'm just a little nervous.
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- Just relax, man.
Just act normal.
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These guys are just
like you and me,
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Except they don't
throw like girls.
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- Oh, we should've
gotten here earlier.
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- Yeah, all right,
just stick with me.
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- Ladies and gentlemen...
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From your 1969
new york mets,
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Please welcome...
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[sports theme plays]
[applause]
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Tommie agee!
[cheering]
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Jerry grote!
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[applause and cheering]
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Bud harrelson!
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Cleon jones!
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Ed kranepool!
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Tug mcgraw!
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Art shamsky!
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And ron swoboda!
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[applause and cheering]
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- Whoa, whoa.
Hey.
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- Oh, yeah. Hi. Hi.
- Can I help you?
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- I write for a newspaper--
"new york newsday."
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And me and my photographer,
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We're here to just
cover the event.
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- Uh, the press event
was last night, sir.
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Today is for the public.
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- Oh. All right.
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So, you know, we'll just
talk to the players,
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Snap a couple pictures--
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- Oh, no, I can't
let you do that, sir.
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These people have been waiting
here all morning.
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- Oh...Yeah.
I-I know that.
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But, uh...Again, I'm--
I'm, uh, ray barone
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From "new york newsday."
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- I'm sure you are, sir,
but today you're going
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To have to wait in line
like everyone else.
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- Okay, then,
look, ray,
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Let's just go
to the back of the line,
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And, you know,
how long could it be?
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- Three hours.
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- Really?
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- Hey, look, I don't want
to wait in line here.
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- I'm going to have to ask
you gentlemen to move along
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Because I need to keep
this area clear.
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- Look. Look, ray,
it'll go fast.
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We'll play
20 questions.
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No, no, no. Look,
there's got to be something--
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- Hey. You're ray barone
from "newsday."
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- Yeah. Yeah, yeah,
that's me.
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You know, I see
your picture every day.
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I read your column, man.
It's great!
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- Oh. Well,
I can't argue with that.
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Ha ha ha!
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- Yeah, you know that thing
you wrote last week
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About the new
stadium proposal--
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That was really good!
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- Oh.
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Hey, thank you, man.
Thanks.
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Thanks, man.
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It's nice to get out
and, uh,
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And meet the readers,
you know?
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Yeah. Yeah, it is.
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- Hey, what are you doing?
- No. Nothing.
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Let me ask you something.
Did you read the one about--
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- Hey, hey, hey.
No cuts.
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- No, no, no.
I'm with him. I'm with him.
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- No, you're not.
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I've been staring
at the back of this guy's head
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Since 6:00 this morning.
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- Maybe you should've
brought the jumble.
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- No cuts!
- No, I'm not--I'm not cutting.
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- Ray. Ray.
Look, look.
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Let's just get in line
before it gets any longer.
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- No. Look--
you know what?
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Let me talk to tug mcgraw.
- Well--well, what about me?
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- Just play 20 questions
with that guy.
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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- I'm thinking
of a famous person.
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- Uh, hey, tugboat.
Hey, tuggy bear.
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Hi. It's me--ray barone
from "new york newsday."
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- Oh, yeah.
Barone.
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On the ball players
becoming announcers.
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- Yes! Yeah. Yeah.
How are ya?
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- I'm, uh--I'm doing okay,
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Considering I'm one
of the ex-jocks
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Looking for a second career
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At the expense
of the hearing public.
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- Well, good!
Good!
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Fantastic!
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- Who is that?
- He's nobody.
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Take a hike,
barone.
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- Okay. Thank you, tug.
Thanks.
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Thank you.
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Thank you. Hey...
You got to believe!
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Yeah.
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Uh...
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Tug said it's okay
for us to go in.
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- No, he didn't, sir.
I heard him.
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He doesn't
like you, sir.
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Back of the line.
- No, no, no.
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He's razzing me.
That's what we do.
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We're good friends,
me and tugboat.
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- I'm sure you are, sir.
Move along.
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- Yeah.
Back of the line.
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- Yeah! Who do you
think you are, huh?
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- Look. Look. Look.
I'm ray barone.
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I work for "newsday."
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I'm covering this thing.
I'm a reporter.
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- Good. Give us a report
on the back of the line.
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[laughter]
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- Okay, look, ray, I'm getting
in line, all right?
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Look, I just need to talk
to art shamsky
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For a few seconds,
that's all.
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- I know, but he's right there.
I just need to talk to him.
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My brother--
he really loves him!
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He's got a dog collar
for him!
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- Hello.
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Hey. Can I get
some dipping sauce, please?
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All right,
I'm not eating this.
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Who can eat buffalo wings
without dipping sauce?
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- Certainly not ray barone
from "new york newsday."
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- What, you wanted to wait
in that line?
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Look, I'm sorry.
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I'm not going to wait in a line
all day like everybody else.
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- Well, obviously
you're not like everybody else
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Because everybody else
got to meet the mets.
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- Hey. Look.
I did you a favor, all right?
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I drove four hours.
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How about showing
a little appreciation?
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- Oh, that's right.
Thank you, raymond.
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It's been my dream
to get 50 feet from art shamsky.
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- Excuse me. Excuse me.
Excuse--what--
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Oh, what am I,
invisible?
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What are you doing?
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- I just want
to preserve this moment.
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I mean, how often
do I get to see
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The "ray doesn't
get everything show"?
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- Okay.
Oh, I know what this is.
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"oh, it never ends
for raymond.
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He has everything.
I have nothing."
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Oh, mopey, mopey,
pouty, pouty.
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Snooty, snooty.
Uhh.
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- No, no. I admit that
there may have been times
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When I might have mentioned
in passing
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That I possibly
envied you.
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But not anymore.
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And would you like
to know why?
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- Yeah, no, not really.
Where the hell is the waitress?
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- Everything you have--
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Successful career,
great family,
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Free hot dogs--
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Has made you lose touch
with reality.
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You...
249
00:10:58,191 --> 00:11:00,058
Are spoiled.
250
00:11:00,060 --> 00:11:01,793
- Oh. Yeah.
251
00:11:01,795 --> 00:11:03,328
And I guess all those years
sponging off mom and dad
252
00:11:03,330 --> 00:11:05,330
Have made you
a better person.
253
00:11:05,332 --> 00:11:07,766
- It certainly did.
254
00:11:07,768 --> 00:11:10,335
I may have a thankless job,
be divorced,
255
00:11:10,337 --> 00:11:12,103
Pay full price
for a hot dog,
256
00:11:12,105 --> 00:11:15,807
But I happen to have something
you'll never have.
257
00:11:15,809 --> 00:11:17,342
- A tail?
258
00:11:20,112 --> 00:11:21,813
- Character, ray.
259
00:11:21,815 --> 00:11:24,382
- Oh, yeah, yeah.
You're very superior.
260
00:11:24,384 --> 00:11:26,885
- Yes. You see,
I am superior
261
00:11:26,887 --> 00:11:29,020
Because I'm humble.
262
00:11:32,425 --> 00:11:34,759
Excuse me.
263
00:11:34,761 --> 00:11:36,795
Uh..."lisa," may I have
some more water, please?
264
00:11:36,797 --> 00:11:38,329
- Sure.
265
00:11:38,331 --> 00:11:40,465
- And some dipping sauce
for my little brother here.
266
00:11:40,467 --> 00:11:41,800
- Coming right up.
267
00:11:41,802 --> 00:11:43,034
- Thank you, dear.
268
00:11:46,205 --> 00:11:47,906
You see,
269
00:11:47,908 --> 00:11:49,808
It's nice
to be important,
270
00:11:49,810 --> 00:11:53,278
But it's more important
to be nice.
271
00:11:56,148 --> 00:11:57,749
- Great,
advice from a guy
272
00:11:57,751 --> 00:11:59,918
Who made a teepee
out of his french fries.
273
00:12:02,122 --> 00:12:05,457
Who just got kicked out
of the hall of fame
274
00:12:05,459 --> 00:12:10,495
By someone with a flashlight
and a whistle.
275
00:12:10,497 --> 00:12:13,164
- Hey. Look.
I did it for you!
276
00:12:13,166 --> 00:12:14,733
- Uh, what, ruined it?
277
00:12:14,735 --> 00:12:16,334
- Uh--yeah, yeah,
I ruined it!
278
00:12:16,336 --> 00:12:18,937
Look, I don't need
to take this crap, all right?
279
00:12:18,939 --> 00:12:20,205
- Yeah, you ever notice
280
00:12:20,207 --> 00:12:22,173
When you get worked up
that your voice cracks?
281
00:12:22,175 --> 00:12:23,975
- Oh, shut up!
- There it is.
282
00:12:23,977 --> 00:12:24,976
- Shut up!
283
00:12:24,978 --> 00:12:27,479
- You see what's
happening here?
284
00:12:27,481 --> 00:12:31,449
Now I may be upset that I
didn't get to meet art shamsky,
285
00:12:31,451 --> 00:12:33,418
But I am still able
to keep my voice
286
00:12:33,420 --> 00:12:39,023
At a comfortable
speaking level, like so.
287
00:12:39,025 --> 00:12:41,392
You might want
to give that a try too.
288
00:12:41,394 --> 00:12:44,129
- All right.
Let's try.
289
00:12:44,131 --> 00:12:45,130
Attention...
290
00:12:45,132 --> 00:12:48,066
Jerkhead.
291
00:12:48,068 --> 00:12:49,934
If you're joining me
on the ride home--
292
00:12:49,936 --> 00:12:52,103
I'm sorry.
Did I say "joining"?
293
00:12:52,105 --> 00:12:55,140
If you're mooching
a ride home off me
294
00:12:55,142 --> 00:12:58,109
That you had to have
your mommy ask for,
295
00:12:58,111 --> 00:13:00,545
There will be
no talking, okay?
296
00:13:00,547 --> 00:13:02,213
You are not to say
a word to me.
297
00:13:02,215 --> 00:13:04,215
And there'll be
no bathroom breaks either,
298
00:13:04,217 --> 00:13:06,217
So if you're smart, you'll do
what I'm doing right now
299
00:13:06,219 --> 00:13:08,853
And visit the rest room.
300
00:13:11,223 --> 00:13:13,892
- Hope there's
not a line!
301
00:13:22,301 --> 00:13:28,306
[humming]
302
00:13:31,310 --> 00:13:32,977
[radio playing music]
303
00:13:32,979 --> 00:13:38,049
[humming louder]
304
00:13:38,051 --> 00:13:40,318
[increases volume]
305
00:13:40,320 --> 00:13:44,989
[humming louder]
306
00:13:44,991 --> 00:13:46,324
[increases volume]
307
00:13:46,326 --> 00:13:49,394
[humming louder,
straining]
308
00:13:49,396 --> 00:13:51,362
[coughing]
309
00:13:51,364 --> 00:13:52,831
[turns radio off]
310
00:13:52,833 --> 00:13:55,433
- [laughs]
311
00:13:55,435 --> 00:13:57,936
That's right.
312
00:14:58,631 --> 00:15:00,298
We must've--
313
00:15:00,300 --> 00:15:03,902
That crawled
out of the ass of another skunk.
314
00:15:16,382 --> 00:15:19,984
Put your shoes on,
gouda feet.
315
00:15:19,986 --> 00:15:21,119
- But they're
all swollen.
316
00:15:21,121 --> 00:15:23,588
- Ah ah ah!
No talking!
317
00:15:37,937 --> 00:15:40,004
Oh, no, what--
does he want me?
318
00:15:40,006 --> 00:15:42,206
What did I do?
[siren wails]
319
00:15:42,208 --> 00:15:43,207
What did I do?
320
00:15:43,209 --> 00:15:45,243
I didn't do anything.
321
00:15:47,613 --> 00:15:49,013
What's the speed limit here?
322
00:15:49,015 --> 00:15:51,182
I was just keeping up
with the traffic.
323
00:16:01,593 --> 00:16:05,263
Oh, yeah.
324
00:16:05,265 --> 00:16:06,731
Hi. Good evening,
officer...
325
00:16:06,733 --> 00:16:11,703
Jaro...Skeewee.
326
00:16:11,705 --> 00:16:15,073
- Jaroszweicz.
327
00:16:16,642 --> 00:16:18,443
- Are you sure?
328
00:16:21,981 --> 00:16:24,716
So, uh, hi.
What seems to be the problem?
329
00:16:24,718 --> 00:16:26,985
- I had you at 55
in a 40.
330
00:16:26,987 --> 00:16:28,987
License and registration,
please.
331
00:16:28,989 --> 00:16:32,991
- Uh, okay, sure. Sure.
Registration, uh...
332
00:16:32,993 --> 00:16:35,994
It's right around here
somewhere I keep it.
333
00:16:35,996 --> 00:16:38,262
Robert, why don't you
tell this guy who you are
334
00:16:38,264 --> 00:16:40,131
And what you do
for a living?
335
00:16:49,074 --> 00:16:50,708
So this is a 40, huh?
336
00:16:50,710 --> 00:16:52,143
- Mm-hmm.
337
00:16:52,145 --> 00:16:53,544
- Yeah.
Big road like this,
338
00:16:53,546 --> 00:16:56,047
You'd think
it'd be a 60,
339
00:16:56,049 --> 00:16:58,716
Which case, I'd be going
too slow, you know?
340
00:16:58,718 --> 00:17:01,552
Then you'd have to pull me over
for impeding traffic.
341
00:17:01,554 --> 00:17:03,221
Ha ha.
342
00:17:05,391 --> 00:17:07,025
- All right, sir.
It's up to you.
343
00:17:07,027 --> 00:17:08,393
Which ticket
would you prefer?
344
00:17:10,295 --> 00:17:13,197
- Uh, speeding
would be fine.
345
00:17:16,502 --> 00:17:19,137
- All right.
Uh, excuse me, officer.
346
00:17:19,139 --> 00:17:20,571
- Yes?
347
00:17:20,573 --> 00:17:24,208
- Sergeant robert barone,
nypd, 2-4 precinct.
348
00:17:24,210 --> 00:17:25,476
- Oh, you're nypd?
349
00:17:25,478 --> 00:17:27,445
- Yeah. This here's
my kid brother, raymond.
350
00:17:27,447 --> 00:17:30,715
I was dozing off, so I didn't
notice he had such a lead foot.
351
00:17:30,717 --> 00:17:32,717
But I'm going to keep
a closer eye on him
352
00:17:32,719 --> 00:17:34,419
From here on out, okay?
353
00:17:34,421 --> 00:17:36,154
- Look,
with all due respect,
354
00:17:36,156 --> 00:17:37,555
We're pretty strict here
with our laws,
355
00:17:37,557 --> 00:17:39,490
So I got to write
the ticket.
356
00:17:39,492 --> 00:17:42,527
- But--
but I carry a shield.
357
00:17:42,529 --> 00:17:44,328
- Then you should
know better, officer.
358
00:17:47,366 --> 00:17:48,733
- Hey, listen,
I don't know
359
00:17:48,735 --> 00:17:52,103
How you do things out here
in the sticks, okay?
360
00:17:52,105 --> 00:17:56,340
But in the city,
cops look out for one another.
361
00:17:57,676 --> 00:17:59,343
- I'm glad we had
this conversation.
362
00:17:59,345 --> 00:18:00,545
It gave me a chance
to notice
363
00:18:00,547 --> 00:18:02,547
Your brother's
inspection sticker.
364
00:18:02,549 --> 00:18:04,382
Now, I might just be
a country bumpkin,
365
00:18:04,384 --> 00:18:07,151
Don't know much about all that
book learning and fancy numbers,
366
00:18:07,153 --> 00:18:11,122
But near as I can figure,
this looks like it's expired.
367
00:18:11,124 --> 00:18:14,425
I'll be right back with another
little present for y'all.
368
00:18:17,729 --> 00:18:21,132
- Come on!
369
00:18:21,134 --> 00:18:22,867
We're the good guys!
370
00:18:22,869 --> 00:18:25,470
We're brothers in blue!
371
00:18:25,472 --> 00:18:28,439
This is ray barone
from "new york newsday"!
372
00:18:30,275 --> 00:18:32,276
Come on!
373
00:18:46,859 --> 00:18:49,393
- It's going to be
20, 25 minutes.
374
00:18:49,395 --> 00:18:51,662
- Do they know
who we are?
375
00:18:51,664 --> 00:18:54,365
- Let me see
what I can do.
376
00:18:54,367 --> 00:18:55,633
Hi. I'm art shamsky.
377
00:18:55,635 --> 00:18:56,801
- Hey.
378
00:18:56,803 --> 00:18:58,703
No cuts.
379
00:19:23,162 --> 00:19:26,497
- [singing]
meet the mets
380
00:19:26,499 --> 00:19:29,500
Meet the mets
381
00:19:29,502 --> 00:19:34,906
Step right up
and greet the mets
382
00:19:34,908 --> 00:19:37,642
Bring your kiddies
383
00:19:37,644 --> 00:19:40,645
Both:
[singing] bring your wife
384
00:19:40,647 --> 00:19:44,916
Guaranteed to have
the time of your life
385
00:19:44,918 --> 00:19:50,655
Because the mets
are really socking the ball
386
00:19:50,657 --> 00:19:54,525
Knocking those home runs
over the wall
387
00:19:54,527 --> 00:19:56,460
East side
388
00:19:56,462 --> 00:19:58,896
West side
389
00:19:58,898 --> 00:20:01,866
Everybody's coming round
390
00:20:01,868 --> 00:20:05,536
To meet and greet
the new york mets
391
00:20:05,538 --> 00:20:10,208
Of new york town
392
00:20:14,947 --> 00:20:15,947
- [singing] war!
393
00:20:15,949 --> 00:20:16,948
- [singing] huh!
394
00:20:16,950 --> 00:20:18,482
- Good god, y'all
395
00:20:18,484 --> 00:20:20,952
Both: What is it good for?
396
00:20:20,954 --> 00:20:22,486
- Absolutely
nothing
397
00:20:22,488 --> 00:20:24,355
- Say it again, y'all
398
00:20:24,357 --> 00:20:25,957
- War!
- Huh!
399
00:20:25,959 --> 00:20:27,491
Good god, y'all
400
00:20:27,493 --> 00:20:29,961
- What is it
good for?
401
00:20:29,963 --> 00:20:31,495
- Absolutely nothing
402
00:20:31,497 --> 00:20:32,930
- Say it again
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