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- Of course I miss ya, ma.
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Why do you say it like
it's a negative thing?
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Okay, okay.
I'm not that happy.
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All right,
I'll see ya later, ma.
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I mean...
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[sounding dejected]
I'll see ya later, ma.
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[jazzy swing music plays]
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Take it, shamsky.
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[knocking on door]
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Just a minute.
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- Happy new home!
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- Hi, amy.
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- Mmm, peanut butter.
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- That's how I get shamsky
to kiss me.
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Beat it, shamsky.
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- I brought you a friend.
- Thank you.
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And welcome to
the happiest place on earth.
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- Look.
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Look at the balcony
with the sliding doors.
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- Yep, sliding doors.
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Slide open, slide closed.
Whatever you want.
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- Oh, robert, look at
the adorable dishwasher.
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- Where? Oh.
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- You know, I was starting
to think that this
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Was never going
to happen.
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- What?
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- You moving out
of your parents' house
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And everything finally
moving forward.
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- Yeah, it's exciting.
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You know what else
I need around here?
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Ice cube trays.
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- I'm talking about us, yogi.
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The plan.
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- Oh, right. Yeah.
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- Hey, um, maybe the couch
should be facing the window.
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What do you think?
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- Uh...
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I really don't like
facing the window.
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You know, snipers.
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And then it'd be hard
to see the tv.
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- Oh, we're keeping the tv
in the living room?
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- No, no.
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That's just
where I set it down...
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And plugged it in...
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And hooked up the cable.
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- You know what's really gonna
pull this room together?
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Some nice curtains.
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- Curtains.
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- Yeah.
What's the matter?
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- No, nothing.
Curtains.
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You want curtains.
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- But don't you want curtains?
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I want you
to want to have curtains.
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And aren't they going
to be our curtains?
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After we...You know.
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- Buy the curtains?
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[knock at door]
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- Hey.
- Oh, crap.
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- Thanks.
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You might want
to cinch that robe.
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You got a little fruit
coming out of the loom.
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- I can't go.
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- That's okay.
I'm not in the mood for golf.
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Mind if I hang out
for a little while?
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- Yeah. Yeah.
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Then I can
take a shower at least.
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- I was gonna say...
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- Well, I haven't
had a chance
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Because I've been waiting
all day
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For debra's damn curtains!
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- Curtains.
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What is it
with the curtains?
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Amy's got a thing
with the curtains, too.
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What's with the curtains?
- Oh, tell me about it.
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I'm sitting here
in my own filth for three hours
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Waiting for curtains
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While debra's off
at all kinds of parties.
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- Parties?
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- Yeah, yeah,
this is my life now.
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I'm a hostage.
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I'm trapped inside
these four...
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All the walls
here in this area!
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- What do you mean "hostage"?
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- I'm a hostage! Look at me.
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I'm trying to blink you
a message.
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Huh?
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- Come on,
what are you saying?
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You're not happy?
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- I'm happy.
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I'm as happy
as she lets me be.
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I sleep
when she lets me sleep.
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I eat
what she lets me eat.
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The only reason
she keeps me alive
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Is to open jars
and kill bugs.
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- I know you, raymond.
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You wouldn't trade this
for anything.
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- I'll trade it all right now
for a pack of cigarettes.
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- All right, I can see
I caught you on a bad day.
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- Oh, it's every day.
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- Every day?
I was at your wedding.
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I was there when you
brought home your little girl,
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Your twin boys.
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- Yeah, okay,
there's some perks.
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That's how they hook you.
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You know what I'm doing
tomorrow night?
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I'm going to see a movie.
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- So what's wrong
with that?
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- Debra's movie.
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Yeah, the one with the mother
who has the disease
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And the daughter who learns
to care about the mother
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Who has the disease.
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Yeah, yeah.
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Huh, who wants to see
that sniffle bag?
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I want to see the one,
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The one with the guy
with the guns and the car chases
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And the nudity
that has no meaning!
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- I saw that one.
It was good.
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- Sure, rub it in.
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Why don't you spank a supermodel
in front of me?
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- All right,
I'll see you later, ray.
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- Yeah, all right,
if I'm allowed.
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Just tell the world
I'm still in here.
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- Hey.
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- Hey.
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- Doug.
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- Hey, ray.
Saved the best for last.
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- I can't believe it's you.
I was just hatin' you.
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- Yeah, I get that a lot.
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But I brought you the thing
you've been waiting for,
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So how do you feel now?
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- Oh, now I love you.
- Easy.
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- Hey, you're off now,
right?
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- Mm-hmm.
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- Want to go play some golf?
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- Oh, man, I would l--
oh, I can't.
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I gotta get home.
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Gotta go shopping
with my wife.
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- Hey, auntie em.
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Oh, yeah.
That smells good.
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- Dinner will be ready
in a couple of minutes.
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Can you open
that jar for me?
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- [grunts]
there you go.
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- Thanks.
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Oh, and listen,
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There's this big spider
up in the bathtub.
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- Oh, yeah?
- Yeah.
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- I hope he's not using
all the hot water.
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[both chuckle]
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- I need you to kill him
for me later
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'cause that's why
I keep you around here.
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You want some water
with that?
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- Yeah, all right.
Thank you.
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- There you go,
bread and water.
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A meal fit for a hostage.
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- [laughs]
hostage.
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Did robert tell ya
that I was--
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- Amy told me.
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- Amy?
- Yeah.
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- Well,
how did she find out?
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- She heard it from robert
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Right before they broke up.
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- Oh, my god.
They broke up?
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Why?
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I better get the bug.
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- Sit down.
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Who are you to give robert
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Or anybody else, for
that matter, marital advice?
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- I'm nobody.
I didn't.
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What? What happened?
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- Amy called me up cryin',
all upset.
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She said robert
started acting all weird
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When she tried to talk to him
about their future.
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And when she finally
pinned him down,
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He started in
with this prison talk.
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That he could commit
to her just now.
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- He broke up with--
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- No, she broke up with him.
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She's been going out
with him for two years,
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And this is the return
she gets on her investment?
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"oh, gee, things are
moving kind of fast.
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Maybe we should pull back
and give each other some space."
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- That sounds reasonable.
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- It's not reasonable!
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Do you know how hard
it is for a woman
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To get a guy like robert
to commit?
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And then you--
you come along,
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His happily married
brother--
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- Yes, yes, very happily.
- Yeah, yeah.
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And instead of telling him
how lucky he is
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To have amy at all
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And how wonderful
marriage can be,
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You dig him a hole
and read him his last rites!
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- I didn't--
I didn't read him anything.
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I was just--I was
making stuff up, that's all.
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- Well,
what was this advice
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That you gave him,
dr. Love?
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- Nothing.
There was no advice.
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He didn't come to me
for advice.
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- So you just volunteered
these theories?
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- I was just
waiting for curtains!
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- This is what you think
of our marriage?
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- No, no--
- yes, it is!
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You wish you were
like robert.
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- What?
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- I remember you saying,
"oh, lucky robert.
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Robert gets to golf
and blah, blah, blah, blah."
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No wonder you said
all that stuff to him.
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- I didn't--
I wasn't. I--
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I was joking.
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Honey.
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Jokes.
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Listen, okay,
I know what happened.
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Robert tried
to do my jokes.
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That's all.
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00:11:08,869 --> 00:11:11,002
Yeah.
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You know, and he's not
really...Funny.
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He's too big.
218
00:11:16,677 --> 00:11:18,777
There's no lightness
about him.
219
00:11:18,779 --> 00:11:20,178
You know, when I did it,
it was just--
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It was funny and cute.
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00:11:22,282 --> 00:11:23,948
You would've laughed
at it, you know.
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00:11:23,950 --> 00:11:26,851
It was--you know,
"hey, hey, I'm a hostage!
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"oh! Hey, oh.
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"this is crazy.
This is crazy.
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"what's going on?
I'm a hostage.
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00:11:30,924 --> 00:11:32,791
"hey!
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00:11:32,793 --> 00:11:36,227
"clinkity-clink-clink-clink.
Clinkity-clink-clink-clink.
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00:11:36,229 --> 00:11:38,830
"hey, whoa,
look at my beard!
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My beard's so long."
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All right,
it's not my funniest stuff.
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You know,
it's not belly laughs.
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It's just--it's more--
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It's observational.
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But not this,
not observing this.
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Just things I've heard.
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I...
I love you.
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- Let go of me.
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- No.
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Ahh, witnesses.
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You kill me,
you gotta kill them too.
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00:12:09,463 --> 00:12:13,031
- How dare you?
- Oh, boy.
242
00:12:13,033 --> 00:12:15,300
- You just can't stop
ruining your brother's life,
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Can you?
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- I didn't do anything.
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00:12:18,839 --> 00:12:20,772
- First you drive him
out of my home.
246
00:12:20,774 --> 00:12:24,342
Now you take away
my grandchildren.
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- What?
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00:12:26,113 --> 00:12:27,412
- If you hadn't interfered,
249
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They would've
gotten married,
250
00:12:29,049 --> 00:12:30,915
And amy would've had
four children right away.
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00:12:30,917 --> 00:12:33,952
That's what
we talked about.
252
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- She had good hips,
that one.
253
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- I put two years
into that girl.
254
00:12:42,429 --> 00:12:45,230
When I first met her,
she didn't even want children.
255
00:12:45,232 --> 00:12:47,232
Now it's all gone
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00:12:47,234 --> 00:12:50,368
Because robbie
talked to this one.
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- You've upset your mother.
258
00:12:52,172 --> 00:12:54,205
She came to me
looking for comfort.
259
00:12:54,207 --> 00:12:57,008
I'm not set up for that.
260
00:12:59,278 --> 00:13:02,247
- I'm kidding.
261
00:13:02,249 --> 00:13:03,481
I'm just kidding.
262
00:13:03,483 --> 00:13:05,850
I was--I'm joking.
263
00:13:05,852 --> 00:13:07,519
That's--
you know, men do that.
264
00:13:07,521 --> 00:13:09,420
We joke around
about stuff like--
265
00:13:09,422 --> 00:13:13,491
Like marriage,
right, dad?
266
00:13:13,493 --> 00:13:16,928
- I don't know what
you're talking about.
267
00:13:16,930 --> 00:13:18,396
- Come on.
268
00:13:18,398 --> 00:13:19,831
Like how about
when you joke about
269
00:13:19,833 --> 00:13:21,065
How you wish a tidal wave
270
00:13:21,067 --> 00:13:25,970
Would come and sweep mom
out to sea?
271
00:13:25,972 --> 00:13:27,572
- I have never been
more serious
272
00:13:27,574 --> 00:13:30,508
About anything
in my entire life.
273
00:13:34,914 --> 00:13:37,382
- This man
is a hostile witness.
274
00:13:37,384 --> 00:13:39,918
Look, all right, look.
275
00:13:39,920 --> 00:13:41,920
Just maybe it's not
a permanent thing.
276
00:13:41,922 --> 00:13:43,354
Maybe they just--
they had a bad day.
277
00:13:43,356 --> 00:13:44,856
Right? That happens.
278
00:13:44,858 --> 00:13:46,457
Couples have bad days.
279
00:13:46,459 --> 00:13:48,526
- You're about to have some.
280
00:13:51,564 --> 00:13:54,132
- Hey.
281
00:13:54,134 --> 00:13:56,167
I'm glad
you're all here together
282
00:13:56,169 --> 00:13:59,103
Because I have
an announcement to make.
283
00:13:59,105 --> 00:14:03,274
And you might as well
hear it from me.
284
00:14:03,276 --> 00:14:07,478
Amy and I...
285
00:14:07,480 --> 00:14:11,449
- We already heard
she dumped you.
286
00:14:11,451 --> 00:14:13,084
- Look at him.
287
00:14:13,086 --> 00:14:15,620
No wife,
no children.
288
00:14:15,622 --> 00:14:19,524
Pathetic.
289
00:14:19,526 --> 00:14:24,362
- Thanks for the kind words.
290
00:14:24,364 --> 00:14:26,865
Uh, got some of
amy's stuff here.
291
00:14:26,867 --> 00:14:30,235
I thought it'd be better
if you gave it to her.
292
00:14:30,237 --> 00:14:32,337
- Robert, I think you
might've misunderstood ray
293
00:14:32,339 --> 00:14:33,471
When he was talking to you.
294
00:14:33,473 --> 00:14:34,606
Right, ray?
295
00:14:34,608 --> 00:14:37,175
- Yes, that's it, ray.
Fix it.
296
00:14:37,177 --> 00:14:39,410
Make him fix it, frank.
297
00:14:39,412 --> 00:14:44,449
- Fix it.
Get your mother off my back.
298
00:14:44,451 --> 00:14:46,184
- What are you
talking about?
299
00:14:46,186 --> 00:14:48,987
- Robert...
300
00:14:51,290 --> 00:14:53,424
How long have we
known each other?
301
00:14:53,426 --> 00:14:56,961
- Just get to it.
302
00:14:56,963 --> 00:14:58,630
- Look, the other day,
I guess you came over here
303
00:14:58,632 --> 00:15:01,099
Looking for advice
about marriage,
304
00:15:01,101 --> 00:15:03,668
And I wasn't really
talking to you, you know?
305
00:15:03,670 --> 00:15:06,437
I was just kind of
being funny.
306
00:15:06,439 --> 00:15:10,241
- When were you funny?
307
00:15:10,243 --> 00:15:13,344
- You know, the hostage thing,
spanking a supermodel.
308
00:15:13,346 --> 00:15:15,346
- What?
309
00:15:21,220 --> 00:15:24,923
- But listen,
what I forgot to say
310
00:15:24,925 --> 00:15:29,294
When I was telling all those
stupid, stupid jokes was--
311
00:15:29,296 --> 00:15:32,697
Was all the good things
about marriage.
312
00:15:35,668 --> 00:15:40,071
You know,
there's just so much good...
313
00:15:40,073 --> 00:15:42,073
About this.
314
00:15:42,075 --> 00:15:47,245
It's like
it's almost hard to start.
315
00:15:47,247 --> 00:15:48,279
- Raymond, look--
316
00:15:48,281 --> 00:15:52,250
- No, no,
I'm gonna get this.
317
00:15:52,252 --> 00:15:54,218
Okay, here's something.
318
00:15:54,220 --> 00:15:56,054
You know how
when you're sleeping
319
00:15:56,056 --> 00:16:00,458
And you--you kind of
stop breathing?
320
00:16:00,460 --> 00:16:02,026
When you're married,
321
00:16:02,028 --> 00:16:06,397
There's always someone there
to nudge you alive.
322
00:16:15,741 --> 00:16:18,443
All right, I don't know
what I'm talking about.
323
00:16:18,445 --> 00:16:21,612
Look, look,
this is marriage.
324
00:16:21,614 --> 00:16:25,316
You wake up in the morning,
and she's there.
325
00:16:25,318 --> 00:16:28,186
You come home at night,
and she's there.
326
00:16:28,188 --> 00:16:30,421
You eat, she's there.
327
00:16:30,423 --> 00:16:34,225
You--you go to sleep,
there.
328
00:16:34,227 --> 00:16:38,429
And I know that sounds
like a bad thing...
329
00:16:38,431 --> 00:16:42,367
But it's not.
330
00:16:42,369 --> 00:16:45,136
It's not.
331
00:16:45,138 --> 00:16:48,539
Not if it's the--
if it's the right person.
332
00:16:48,541 --> 00:16:50,575
Then it's good.
It's...Good.
333
00:16:50,577 --> 00:16:54,045
It's really, really good.
334
00:16:54,047 --> 00:16:57,782
- I would like
a minute for rebuttal.
335
00:17:12,765 --> 00:17:14,766
- If I were you,
336
00:17:14,768 --> 00:17:17,502
I wouldn't stop breathing
in my sleep.
337
00:17:26,078 --> 00:17:29,113
- Okay, bad example.
338
00:17:29,115 --> 00:17:31,783
But you know
what I'm saying, robert?
339
00:17:31,785 --> 00:17:33,718
- Of course he does,
don't you, robbie?
340
00:17:33,720 --> 00:17:37,622
- Sure.
Yeah, I understand.
341
00:17:37,624 --> 00:17:39,524
I'll just call amy up,
342
00:17:39,526 --> 00:17:42,293
And we'll get back together,
and we'll get married,
343
00:17:42,295 --> 00:17:43,561
And we'll have
the four grandchildren,
344
00:17:43,563 --> 00:17:45,596
And everyone will be happy.
345
00:17:45,598 --> 00:17:48,599
- Great.
Who's hungry?
346
00:17:48,601 --> 00:17:52,537
- I'm not doing that!
347
00:17:52,539 --> 00:17:53,738
What do you think,
348
00:17:53,740 --> 00:17:55,273
Just because raymond
says marriage is good,
349
00:17:55,275 --> 00:17:57,241
That that's all I need?
350
00:17:57,243 --> 00:18:00,311
Raymond is not the reason
amy and I broke up.
351
00:18:00,313 --> 00:18:01,646
- But you and amy
were doing fine
352
00:18:01,648 --> 00:18:04,215
Until he screwed things up.
353
00:18:04,217 --> 00:18:07,819
- See? Always there.
354
00:18:11,723 --> 00:18:14,225
- I don't need
any more advice, okay?
355
00:18:14,227 --> 00:18:15,460
I have my own reasons
356
00:18:15,462 --> 00:18:17,528
For not wanting
to get married just yet.
357
00:18:17,530 --> 00:18:20,598
- All right, what?
358
00:18:20,600 --> 00:18:24,402
- You really wanna know, ma?
359
00:18:24,404 --> 00:18:29,107
Part of it is I've lived
with you for most of my life.
360
00:18:31,310 --> 00:18:33,611
I've never been on my own.
361
00:18:33,613 --> 00:18:35,546
And now I finally
get my own place,
362
00:18:35,548 --> 00:18:38,216
And amy's already
bringing me plants.
363
00:18:38,218 --> 00:18:42,887
I love amy,
but I'm not ready for plants.
364
00:18:42,889 --> 00:18:44,722
- I think you're
being selfish, robbie.
365
00:18:44,724 --> 00:18:47,458
- Good. It's about time.
366
00:18:47,460 --> 00:18:50,194
'cause this is my life,
not yours, not yours, not yours,
367
00:18:50,196 --> 00:18:52,430
And not even raymond's!
368
00:18:57,736 --> 00:18:59,537
Raymond had nothing to do
with this decision.
369
00:18:59,539 --> 00:19:00,905
I made it. Me.
370
00:19:00,907 --> 00:19:02,507
And if you think
I made a mistake, I don't care!
371
00:19:02,509 --> 00:19:03,841
That's right.
372
00:19:03,843 --> 00:19:06,577
Because I'm in charge
of me now.
373
00:19:06,579 --> 00:19:09,680
And now if you'll excuse me,
I'm going home to my home,
374
00:19:09,682 --> 00:19:13,518
The crowne view apartments,
unit 9f!
375
00:19:18,590 --> 00:19:21,359
It still says "chung"
on the buzzer downstairs,
376
00:19:21,361 --> 00:19:24,362
But that's me!
377
00:19:32,204 --> 00:19:34,872
- Do you see what you did?
378
00:19:39,945 --> 00:19:42,313
- Hey, are you all right?
379
00:19:42,315 --> 00:19:45,516
- No.
380
00:19:45,518 --> 00:19:48,953
Amy--amy's my best friend,
and robert--
381
00:19:48,955 --> 00:19:50,955
You know,
I introduced them.
382
00:19:50,957 --> 00:19:53,257
I was gonna be matron of honor
at their wedding,
383
00:19:53,259 --> 00:19:57,762
And they were gonna
toast me and...
384
00:19:57,764 --> 00:20:01,232
Now they both hate me.
385
00:20:01,234 --> 00:20:03,868
- Hey,
you did introduce them.
386
00:20:03,870 --> 00:20:05,269
So if you think about it,
387
00:20:05,271 --> 00:20:07,872
It's all really your fault.
388
00:20:09,875 --> 00:20:11,809
- No, it's not.
389
00:20:13,512 --> 00:20:15,947
- Look, I don't know
why you're mad at me.
390
00:20:15,949 --> 00:20:18,549
I said some
very nice things today.
391
00:20:18,551 --> 00:20:21,953
- [sighs]
you're right.
392
00:20:21,955 --> 00:20:24,822
You were very touching.
393
00:20:24,824 --> 00:20:27,959
You know, it is nice,
every once in a while,
394
00:20:27,961 --> 00:20:30,761
For a wife to hear
that her husband
395
00:20:30,763 --> 00:20:33,431
Wants to spank
a supermodel.
396
00:20:40,706 --> 00:20:43,708
- I don't want to.
397
00:20:46,478 --> 00:20:50,014
Sometimes they're naughty.
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