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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:30,637 --> 00:00:33,722 Oksana Akinshina 2 00:00:33,723 --> 00:00:36,666 Volodymyr Zelenskyy 3 00:00:40,554 --> 00:00:43,378 __ 8 FIRST MEETINGS __ 4 00:01:08,006 --> 00:01:12,506 In my destiny there is only you 5 00:01:14,880 --> 00:01:19,306 My love and suffering 6 00:01:21,839 --> 00:01:25,465 I want to find you 7 00:01:29,006 --> 00:01:32,465 My better half 8 00:01:35,298 --> 00:01:40,798 Whether by luck or misfortune 9 00:01:41,132 --> 00:01:44,506 You know that I love only you 10 00:01:44,590 --> 00:01:47,806 You know that I love only you 11 00:01:48,088 --> 00:01:50,049 - "Endgame" - Well, all in all! 12 00:01:50,050 --> 00:01:51,415 Afternoon Wednesday - Wait... 13 00:01:51,422 --> 00:01:59,558 Friends. Today after a long courtship unexpectedly and prematurely, 14 00:01:59,933 --> 00:02:05,683 a sex symbol, leaves the veterinary clinic "Pitomets"; 15 00:02:06,267 --> 00:02:09,873 - Nikita Adrejevich Szokolov. - Piss off! 16 00:02:12,467 --> 00:02:16,216 Vera, how lucky you are! How happy we are for you! 17 00:02:16,261 --> 00:02:20,875 Once you marry Kostya, you immediately start having children. 18 00:02:21,052 --> 00:02:23,317 No, no, no! Wait a minute! 19 00:02:23,392 --> 00:02:26,265 1st let him buy you the Cayenne, a sable, 20 00:02:26,270 --> 00:02:28,323 take him shopping a few times! 21 00:02:28,339 --> 00:02:30,229 Don't give birth without a prepayment! Yes? 22 00:02:30,293 --> 00:02:33,725 Do you think she is a surrogate? She needs payment... 23 00:02:34,229 --> 00:02:35,284 You have to give birth, Veruska! 24 00:02:35,342 --> 00:02:36,883 - Remember that! - Hooray! 25 00:02:36,884 --> 00:02:37,999 "Hooray!" 26 00:02:38,558 --> 00:02:41,118 Excuse me, miss, do you have strippers here? 27 00:02:41,119 --> 00:02:41,669 No! 28 00:02:41,685 --> 00:02:44,116 If Ilonka finds out, she'll cut me up. 29 00:02:44,117 --> 00:02:45,308 First, you won't know. 30 00:02:45,347 --> 00:02:47,549 Second, as a good plastic surgeon, 31 00:02:47,567 --> 00:02:50,180 it rips you apart, but it gets even better! 32 00:02:50,278 --> 00:02:51,750 That's it! 33 00:02:53,725 --> 00:02:57,922 Here in the Maldives. Here in Austria. 34 00:03:00,199 --> 00:03:01,725 Here coming back from France. 35 00:03:02,188 --> 00:03:04,900 I can almost see how your children will be beautiful! 36 00:03:05,558 --> 00:03:09,115 - They're going to be ideal boys, I tell you! - They won't be so ideal. 37 00:03:10,642 --> 00:03:14,056 - You won't have dimples in your chin. - Now you belittle it? 38 00:03:14,157 --> 00:03:16,536 No dimples? Why dimples? 39 00:03:16,854 --> 00:03:19,180 He is a bread, a star. 40 00:03:19,350 --> 00:03:22,483 - And an apartment in the center... - That's the argument! 41 00:03:22,756 --> 00:03:25,933 And what an argument the new arrival I tell you it's an argument! 42 00:03:26,142 --> 00:03:26,969 Where are you from? 43 00:03:26,970 --> 00:03:29,153 I was born in Khimki and then I came to the center. 44 00:03:29,335 --> 00:03:30,960 - And do you love each other? - Yes. 45 00:03:31,058 --> 00:03:32,806 - The most important thing, yes? - I like him. 46 00:03:32,807 --> 00:03:35,211 All right! Let's drink to that, girls! Hooray! 47 00:03:35,570 --> 00:03:37,071 I love Ilonka. 48 00:03:37,400 --> 00:03:41,408 Naturally. And to prove everything show the photos! 49 00:03:41,445 --> 00:03:42,850 - No, I won't. - Show it! 50 00:03:42,933 --> 00:03:44,836 - These are my photos. - Show, show! 51 00:03:45,517 --> 00:03:49,000 - Friends, is it possible not to love this? - It really is! 52 00:03:49,001 --> 00:03:50,501 We all love it! 53 00:03:51,100 --> 00:03:53,836 However, this month before the wedding, 54 00:03:53,838 --> 00:03:56,033 you must have time to do everything 55 00:03:56,140 --> 00:03:57,930 that marriage will deprive you of. 56 00:03:57,965 --> 00:03:59,928 - Thank you! - "The clock is ticking!" 57 00:04:22,200 --> 00:04:26,693 Thursday Morning 58 00:04:34,275 --> 00:04:36,508 - Who are you? - And who are you? 59 00:04:37,225 --> 00:04:40,076 - What are you doing here? - Yes, what am I doing here? 60 00:04:48,319 --> 00:04:49,576 Oh. Yes! 61 00:04:51,262 --> 00:04:55,351 Just one more glass of vodka on the table! 62 00:04:58,850 --> 00:05:00,095 It seems... 63 00:05:00,100 --> 00:05:02,693 that yesterday, there was too much vodka, 64 00:05:02,991 --> 00:05:05,949 we had fun and apparently 65 00:05:06,085 --> 00:05:07,620 I seduced you. 66 00:05:07,621 --> 00:05:10,121 Seduce you, seduce you 67 00:05:13,084 --> 00:05:16,165 I wait for you, I wait for you, 68 00:05:16,305 --> 00:05:19,381 you are my crystal dream! 69 00:05:20,918 --> 00:05:22,878 What do you mean you seduced me, ugly? 70 00:05:22,889 --> 00:05:25,544 You took advantage of a girl, I'm not like that! 71 00:05:25,721 --> 00:05:27,945 - I didn't do that... - Are you a stripteaser? 72 00:05:28,070 --> 00:05:28,212 No.. 73 00:05:28,213 --> 00:05:30,410 The kind of stripteaser that you can't see behind the pole! 74 00:05:30,411 --> 00:05:33,715 - Because if there was a pole... - Have you looked at yourself? 75 00:05:33,722 --> 00:05:35,694 - Of course I looked. - You are a dwarf! 76 00:05:36,006 --> 00:05:38,453 What do you mean... do you see a dwarf? 77 00:05:39,267 --> 00:05:41,068 - Do you know what you are? - What? 78 00:05:41,085 --> 00:05:44,309 You're a poisonous thief! You stunned me and wanted to steal from me! 79 00:05:44,362 --> 00:05:47,427 - Let's see my wallet... - What are you doing in my jeans? 80 00:05:47,487 --> 00:05:51,734 - By the way, they are 'Armani'. - Armani, of course, from the fair! Armani? 81 00:05:52,542 --> 00:05:54,564 Where is your bathroom here? 82 00:05:54,573 --> 00:05:56,578 As mine? I thought we were at yours. 83 00:05:56,579 --> 00:05:57,753 What do you mean mine? 84 00:05:57,873 --> 00:06:00,631 We took a bath somewhere. 85 00:06:00,722 --> 00:06:02,784 We have never shared a bath! 86 00:06:03,090 --> 00:06:05,264 We have never shared a bath here! 87 00:06:05,295 --> 00:06:06,927 - But I'm afraid we did. - Yes? 88 00:06:06,933 --> 00:06:07,616 - We did. - Yes? 89 00:06:07,617 --> 00:06:09,061 - With the right temperature. - Of course. 90 00:06:09,062 --> 00:06:11,001 And foam, I love the bubbles. Look! 91 00:06:11,017 --> 00:06:12,955 I recommend that we go out separately. 92 00:06:12,956 --> 00:06:14,746 I don't miss seeing you. 93 00:06:15,722 --> 00:06:16,850 Are you going? 94 00:06:17,055 --> 00:06:18,280 I will. 95 00:06:21,972 --> 00:06:23,266 What is it? 96 00:06:39,479 --> 00:06:40,938 360...! 97 00:06:41,009 --> 00:06:43,259 The management appreciates them, 98 00:06:43,266 --> 00:06:46,259 like a piece of cake fresh out of the oven. 99 00:06:56,513 --> 00:06:58,063 - Busy. - Open now! 100 00:06:59,763 --> 00:07:02,063 Are you ready for the future, today? 101 00:07:02,722 --> 00:07:05,597 Come on! Come on! Don't be shy! 102 00:07:06,513 --> 00:07:09,388 Welcome to the House of Dreams! 103 00:07:09,627 --> 00:07:11,805 This is a house of the new generation. 104 00:07:11,930 --> 00:07:15,556 Equipped with the latest technology. 105 00:07:18,050 --> 00:07:21,384 Where are my brown eyes, where? 106 00:07:21,467 --> 00:07:23,108 In Vologda. Where-where-where? 107 00:07:23,117 --> 00:07:25,092 Where in Vologda? 108 00:07:25,305 --> 00:07:27,180 Sorry! 109 00:07:27,347 --> 00:07:30,472 You see, my friends, everything works perfectly. 110 00:07:30,805 --> 00:07:34,638 We offer the best comfort for your lives. 111 00:07:37,222 --> 00:07:38,938 I'll show them the bathroom. 112 00:07:39,180 --> 00:07:40,425 This way! 113 00:07:44,097 --> 00:07:47,888 A completely unique system is installed in the Sonhos bathroom. 114 00:07:48,305 --> 00:07:50,860 As you have seen, an applause is enough 115 00:07:50,861 --> 00:07:52,138 and the music turns on. 116 00:07:52,320 --> 00:07:56,722 A little cough and the door opens by itself. 117 00:08:16,138 --> 00:08:17,180 No... 118 00:08:19,388 --> 00:08:22,327 Well, minor malfunctions occur. 119 00:08:22,555 --> 00:08:26,585 It's the first day of the exhibition, but that's not the point, because 120 00:08:26,620 --> 00:08:32,722 ...is truly a dream home, ideal and perfect to live in. 121 00:08:33,555 --> 00:08:36,638 But why are you standing there? Go on, go to the first floor! 122 00:08:37,444 --> 00:08:38,436 Please! 123 00:08:45,222 --> 00:08:46,655 I will, I will. 124 00:09:07,388 --> 00:09:08,899 Dear visitors! 125 00:09:09,180 --> 00:09:11,347 Welcome to architecture 126 00:09:11,847 --> 00:09:14,752 and to our interior design of interior design! 127 00:09:15,513 --> 00:09:17,481 Here is everything you can buy 128 00:09:17,482 --> 00:09:20,249 to help you improve the design of your home, 129 00:09:20,680 --> 00:09:22,990 or build a new house. 130 00:09:23,426 --> 00:09:28,378 More than 500 specialized companies are present in our exhibition of 131 00:09:28,511 --> 00:09:33,400 interior design, construction and furniture. 132 00:09:33,722 --> 00:09:37,305 We are happy to be able to make your lives beautiful. 133 00:09:42,097 --> 00:09:44,248 Pardon me! Can you tell me where the exit is? 134 00:09:44,555 --> 00:09:46,606 - Where is the entrance. - And where is the entrance? 135 00:09:47,222 --> 00:09:48,601 Where is the exit. 136 00:09:52,597 --> 00:09:55,138 We didn't pass this way! Did someone bring us? 137 00:09:55,267 --> 00:09:59,031 I try to forget this morning and you want to keep remembering it? 138 00:10:13,980 --> 00:10:15,047 To the center! 139 00:10:15,097 --> 00:10:18,263 - I saw her somewhere! Is that the woman? - That's me. 140 00:10:18,315 --> 00:10:20,013 - To the center! - 800. 141 00:10:20,073 --> 00:10:22,597 - How much? Are we going by plane? - Boss, I'll pay! 142 00:10:23,888 --> 00:10:26,638 - A woman should go ahead. - You're not my type! 143 00:10:27,472 --> 00:10:28,497 Mil. 144 00:10:28,638 --> 00:10:30,888 - 200 more. - 1500! 145 00:10:31,180 --> 00:10:33,138 - 1500, um... - Wait! 146 00:10:33,274 --> 00:10:36,263 Did you rummage in my pants? How do you know I have exactly 1200? 147 00:10:36,313 --> 00:10:39,255 I haven't looked at anything, from the looks of it you couldn't have any more! 148 00:10:39,305 --> 00:10:41,055 - 1500, two... - Wait! 149 00:10:41,147 --> 00:10:42,763 How about if we go there together? 150 00:10:42,788 --> 00:10:45,123 Who said I was going there? I'm not going to Butovo. 151 00:10:45,138 --> 00:10:48,138 1500, three! Young man, get out! Madam, please! 152 00:10:48,430 --> 00:10:50,513 - But I offered a realistic amount... - Out! 153 00:10:50,780 --> 00:10:52,192 Damn, who do you think you are? 154 00:10:53,888 --> 00:10:55,208 Let's go! 155 00:11:19,117 --> 00:11:19,954 Shit! 156 00:11:20,479 --> 00:11:21,908 Tell me about it? 157 00:11:24,805 --> 00:11:27,135 Isn't Kazantseva the one received the TEFI award this year? 158 00:11:27,138 --> 00:11:29,430 - I'm sorry... - Why are you always late? 159 00:11:29,680 --> 00:11:34,347 One more delay and you'll be reading the local news places in Chelyabinsk at 4 a.m.! 160 00:11:38,055 --> 00:11:39,382 What happened to you? 161 00:11:39,555 --> 00:11:40,628 Where did you go? 162 00:11:40,992 --> 00:11:44,701 Let me guess... You didn't sleep at home? 163 00:11:44,889 --> 00:11:48,613 Of course I did! I fell asleep, it was the traffic... 164 00:11:48,622 --> 00:11:52,211 What? Two days ago the same dress, the same hairstyle. Don't lie to me! 165 00:11:52,472 --> 00:11:54,722 I didn't sleep at home. Are you happy? 166 00:11:56,513 --> 00:11:58,388 So where did you sleep? 167 00:11:59,055 --> 00:12:01,405 You'd better remember what happened yesterday. 168 00:12:02,138 --> 00:12:04,769 Are you serious? Holy shit! 169 00:12:04,888 --> 00:12:06,430 Just the usual; 170 00:12:06,680 --> 00:12:11,180 was, martini, shisha, karaoke sambuca, sambuca... 171 00:12:12,180 --> 00:12:15,637 Sorry, I get emotional! I'm not sure it's this order. 172 00:12:15,805 --> 00:12:17,199 And where did you sleep? 173 00:12:17,200 --> 00:12:19,138 Girls, gossip without me? I hate it! 174 00:12:19,139 --> 00:12:20,597 Ten minutes to broadcast! 175 00:12:21,913 --> 00:12:22,972 What do you remember? 176 00:12:23,097 --> 00:12:24,619 Karin, this is no joke. 177 00:12:24,620 --> 00:12:26,499 Remember what happened after the sambuca! 178 00:12:26,500 --> 00:12:30,013 Vera, you know me, don't you? What do I remember after the sambuca? 179 00:12:30,233 --> 00:12:33,298 I don't remember anything either. Only the devil knows with whom and where! 180 00:12:33,505 --> 00:12:37,455 What? You don't know with whom? Are you crazy? 181 00:12:37,558 --> 00:12:39,388 You can give more details there... 182 00:12:42,263 --> 00:12:44,187 This is the honest 'talk show, "In bed with'. 183 00:12:44,188 --> 00:12:45,444 I am Vera Kazantseva. 184 00:12:45,680 --> 00:12:48,079 The subject of our program today is adultery. 185 00:12:48,130 --> 00:12:51,763 Our guest is; Gennady Petrovich Bukharev. 186 00:12:52,013 --> 00:12:53,472 Colonel, come in! 187 00:12:58,805 --> 00:12:59,888 Will you excuse me? 188 00:13:00,464 --> 00:13:04,419 - Really, what happened yesterday? - Nikita Andreevich, good morning! 189 00:13:04,435 --> 00:13:07,784 Do you have amnesia because of alcohol? You broke the mirror, remember? 190 00:13:07,930 --> 00:13:11,222 I don't remember anything. Can you disinfect this? 191 00:13:11,240 --> 00:13:14,389 - Gideon, calm down! It's all right. - Hello, Nikita, can you hear me? 192 00:13:14,430 --> 00:13:15,743 - Hello, Doctor! - Hello. 193 00:13:15,953 --> 00:13:18,600 He ate cake again. Help me, please! 194 00:13:18,680 --> 00:13:19,680 Just a moment. 195 00:13:19,684 --> 00:13:21,447 Don't you remember beating the guard? 196 00:13:21,608 --> 00:13:23,132 I didn't hit anyone. 197 00:13:23,133 --> 00:13:26,842 So, doctor, are you coming? We've been waiting for an hour! 198 00:13:26,888 --> 00:13:28,197 Sorry, I'll be right there. 199 00:13:28,388 --> 00:13:31,638 - What about cross-dressing? - I don't cross-dress! 200 00:13:31,888 --> 00:13:33,847 - Wow, the party was good. - It was good. 201 00:13:34,930 --> 00:13:37,888 - Why are you bothering me? - It is not a sin to comment. 202 00:13:38,180 --> 00:13:41,347 How can I know what happened? I left early. 203 00:13:41,597 --> 00:13:44,680 - I met a real bomb... - Very interesting. 204 00:13:45,305 --> 00:13:48,063 - Yes. - Ilona Viktorovna. 205 00:13:49,638 --> 00:13:50,934 I'll call you later. 206 00:13:59,705 --> 00:14:01,059 Hello, sunshine! 207 00:14:07,930 --> 00:14:08,930 Is something wrong? 208 00:14:11,680 --> 00:14:13,347 Sit down here, my children! 209 00:14:16,597 --> 00:14:19,930 Chucky! You are the only animal that I don't control. 210 00:14:20,138 --> 00:14:21,930 Yes, and he complains to you. 211 00:14:22,347 --> 00:14:24,292 - Tell me, Sokolov! - Yes... 212 00:14:24,293 --> 00:14:25,537 - Tell me honestly! - Yes... 213 00:14:25,638 --> 00:14:27,372 Am I important to you? 214 00:14:29,138 --> 00:14:30,230 What do you mean? 215 00:14:30,345 --> 00:14:31,353 Why didn't you call me? 216 00:14:31,354 --> 00:14:33,371 I was restless, I didn't sleep the whole night. 217 00:14:33,555 --> 00:14:37,055 Pussycat, please! Lyoshka and I stayed in the conversation. 218 00:14:37,097 --> 00:14:39,558 Time passed quickly... 219 00:14:39,563 --> 00:14:41,680 ... and then my battery ran out. 220 00:14:42,230 --> 00:14:45,452 Listen, Sokolov! First of all, I beg you not to call me kitten. 221 00:14:45,453 --> 00:14:48,581 - Sorry, pussycat! So bunny. - Second, do you really think 222 00:14:48,590 --> 00:14:50,758 have the money to pay for my services? 223 00:14:50,793 --> 00:14:51,657 I don't understand. 224 00:14:51,658 --> 00:14:54,671 Your nose will grow 1 km from all the lying. 225 00:14:55,013 --> 00:14:57,680 - And the operation is quite expensive. - É... 226 00:14:58,097 --> 00:14:59,463 My legs are numb. 227 00:15:02,013 --> 00:15:07,097 Sokolov, save the professional jargon for the customers! "fishy, pussycat." 228 00:15:07,388 --> 00:15:10,513 Ilonochka, believe me, it's true! I was with Ljosa. 229 00:15:10,805 --> 00:15:12,222 You talked... 230 00:15:12,430 --> 00:15:14,663 Lie! In the eyes! 231 00:15:14,664 --> 00:15:15,936 - His! - Ah! 232 00:15:16,013 --> 00:15:17,972 Look how red they are! 233 00:15:18,055 --> 00:15:20,561 I think there is something wrong with it. Can you see what it is? 234 00:15:20,930 --> 00:15:22,638 He often gets sick. 235 00:15:22,688 --> 00:15:25,672 Well you can thank Chucky, if it wasn't for him I wouldn't be here. 236 00:15:25,763 --> 00:15:27,105 Thank you, for the favor! 237 00:15:28,305 --> 00:15:30,980 His nose is wet, no fever, which is good. 238 00:15:31,222 --> 00:15:33,667 Sokolov, what thing? You should have thrown it away by now, 239 00:15:33,668 --> 00:15:35,061 this chair is horrible. 240 00:15:35,888 --> 00:15:38,933 Chucky will you go out like the chair? 241 00:15:39,930 --> 00:15:41,592 Let's treat him, then. 242 00:15:41,644 --> 00:15:45,275 Chucky's ass! Come on! Don't watch this. 243 00:15:45,737 --> 00:15:47,010 Everything is fine. 244 00:15:49,888 --> 00:15:52,097 Alarm! Alarm! Torture them! 245 00:15:52,472 --> 00:15:54,222 As for me, I said 246 00:15:54,263 --> 00:15:59,472 at first, to my wife that in the family only I could betray. 247 00:15:59,475 --> 00:16:01,407 - Yes? Why? - How why? 248 00:16:01,638 --> 00:16:04,972 Because you... I mean she, she and I are one. 249 00:16:05,263 --> 00:16:08,210 So when you are with someone the... 250 00:16:08,625 --> 00:16:13,070 - We are live! - Well, then I'll tell you live! 251 00:16:13,125 --> 00:16:16,282 So, if I sleep with someone, it is like sleeping with her. 252 00:16:16,289 --> 00:16:19,537 If she wants to sleep with someone else, she'll sleep with both of us. 253 00:16:20,263 --> 00:16:22,847 Well, dear viewers, take a look 254 00:16:23,097 --> 00:16:27,888 the eternal male manifestation. He cares only about his ego. 255 00:16:28,016 --> 00:16:30,957 Don't I see the point? I don't know any ego. 256 00:16:31,180 --> 00:16:34,627 This is a common family rule. It is common, isn't it? 257 00:16:34,877 --> 00:16:38,180 Colonel, this is the 21st century, it's time to leave the barracks. 258 00:16:38,472 --> 00:16:40,205 A woman is a free person, 259 00:16:40,225 --> 00:16:42,981 you have no obligation to obey anyone and apologize. 260 00:16:52,805 --> 00:16:54,013 Kostya. 261 00:16:55,180 --> 00:16:56,779 Kostya, please forgive me! 262 00:16:58,055 --> 00:16:59,147 Hon. 263 00:16:59,805 --> 00:17:01,388 Honey, are you offended? 264 00:17:02,638 --> 00:17:03,663 Kostya. 265 00:17:10,472 --> 00:17:11,788 Hello, my sunshine! 266 00:17:12,138 --> 00:17:14,396 - How about the spree? - What do you mean a spree? 267 00:17:14,597 --> 00:17:16,769 We went to a place, nothing special. 268 00:17:16,770 --> 00:17:19,545 I just asked. Did you sleep with Karina? 269 00:17:19,564 --> 00:17:22,134 - Of course. Where else? - And why didn't you call me? 270 00:17:22,550 --> 00:17:25,097 - Well, I don't know. - I wouldn't have listened anyway. 271 00:17:25,388 --> 00:17:27,626 After yesterday's training, I came home, 272 00:17:27,631 --> 00:17:30,041 I turned on the TV and saw my semi-final against Djordjevic. 273 00:17:30,076 --> 00:17:32,597 - And I fell asleep. - Again? That's the 4th time! 274 00:17:32,847 --> 00:17:34,638 I analyze the mistakes. 275 00:17:34,805 --> 00:17:37,055 - But you win. - I analyze his mistakes. 276 00:17:37,138 --> 00:17:38,957 So you're not mad at me? 277 00:17:41,513 --> 00:17:44,097 I actually bought this for you. Against wrinkles. 278 00:17:46,097 --> 00:17:48,533 I am going to my bachelor party now. 279 00:17:48,534 --> 00:17:50,476 Bachelor Party? But you don't even drink! 280 00:17:50,513 --> 00:17:53,888 Well, I sit with the guys and drink some refreshments. 281 00:17:54,763 --> 00:17:56,643 I don't think I will stay long. 282 00:17:57,097 --> 00:17:58,097 However... 283 00:17:58,597 --> 00:18:01,722 Until the coach drinks the entire bar, he won't let me come. 284 00:18:01,972 --> 00:18:03,888 - Take care of yourself! - Right. 285 00:18:05,638 --> 00:18:07,180 - The lipstick! - Sorry! 286 00:18:10,013 --> 00:18:11,072 I will wait for you. 287 00:18:11,388 --> 00:18:13,631 Although I know these bachelor parties. 288 00:18:14,055 --> 00:18:15,733 Sleep well, dear! 289 00:18:34,217 --> 00:18:39,175 Friday morning 290 00:18:43,513 --> 00:18:44,530 How did you sleep? 291 00:18:45,464 --> 00:18:46,756 - Maniac! - Psychotic! 292 00:18:46,839 --> 00:18:47,798 Turn around! 293 00:18:47,881 --> 00:18:49,006 - Dear God! - Turn around! 294 00:18:49,070 --> 00:18:50,756 Why are you yelling at me? I am not your husband! 295 00:18:50,763 --> 00:18:53,464 - Close your eyes! - Damn it! What would surprise me? 296 00:18:53,491 --> 00:18:56,116 - You don't have any of that. - And you, of course, do. 297 00:18:56,123 --> 00:18:58,499 Why didn't they invite you to "a tea for two" with that body? 298 00:18:58,506 --> 00:19:01,162 - Maybe it was and I didn't accept it. - Where are my things? 299 00:19:01,173 --> 00:19:02,798 My fiancé is waiting for me at home! 300 00:19:02,881 --> 00:19:05,923 Fiancé? I don't care about the stories of the men in your bed! 301 00:19:06,006 --> 00:19:08,214 - I have a bride at home! - Oh, you have a bride too? 302 00:19:08,298 --> 00:19:10,684 Yes! Why are you hitting me? 303 00:19:13,089 --> 00:19:15,173 - I don't wear this. - Neither do I. 304 00:19:16,798 --> 00:19:19,048 Well, in your last clothes you still you still looked like something, 305 00:19:19,298 --> 00:19:20,839 but, in that, you are... 306 00:19:22,631 --> 00:19:24,457 - Are you normal? - What, does it hurt you, weakling? 307 00:19:24,464 --> 00:19:26,631 And it hurts! And with this music, now, 308 00:19:26,714 --> 00:19:29,214 security will appear! Turn this music off now! 309 00:19:29,756 --> 00:19:31,423 - I'm hanging up! - Thanks! 310 00:19:31,506 --> 00:19:34,131 - Imbecile! - What are you doing? 311 00:19:34,256 --> 00:19:36,131 The best slapper in the world? 312 00:19:36,214 --> 00:19:37,798 Why don't you do it again? 313 00:19:37,881 --> 00:19:40,339 And why are you always following me? 314 00:19:40,423 --> 00:19:43,548 1st, I don't follow you, 2nd, you're not my type. 315 00:19:43,631 --> 00:19:45,381 I like the hot ones! 316 00:19:46,256 --> 00:19:48,256 - Brute! - Hysterical! 317 00:19:55,886 --> 00:19:57,158 Quiet! 318 00:20:03,131 --> 00:20:04,798 Don't yell at me, nymphomaniac! 319 00:20:04,881 --> 00:20:07,464 - I'm a nymphomaniac? - You're a nymphomaniac! You are! 320 00:20:08,298 --> 00:20:09,923 Not a peep! 321 00:20:15,548 --> 00:20:17,339 - Is it gone? - How do I know? 322 00:20:17,423 --> 00:20:19,839 - Go and see. - You go ahead and see. 323 00:20:19,923 --> 00:20:22,006 - You are a woman, women first. - Hillbilly! 324 00:20:22,089 --> 00:20:24,214 Polite hillbilly! 325 00:20:25,173 --> 00:20:28,078 Damn, the guard locked the door. Now what do I do? 326 00:20:28,428 --> 00:20:30,624 - Let's look inside. - Let's hide! 327 00:20:30,881 --> 00:20:33,173 Fantastic technology 328 00:20:36,173 --> 00:20:37,256 What is your name? 329 00:20:37,339 --> 00:20:40,464 Not that I care but, nymphomaniac is hard to pronounce! 330 00:20:40,548 --> 00:20:43,298 - As if you don't recognize me! - Should I? 331 00:20:43,381 --> 00:20:45,173 Watch KTV. Wild! 332 00:20:45,298 --> 00:20:47,673 I don't watch TV and when I look at you, 333 00:20:47,756 --> 00:20:49,714 I see that I am right. I am Nikita. 334 00:20:49,798 --> 00:20:52,881 I don't care who you are, just get it over with quickly! 335 00:20:52,964 --> 00:20:56,089 Seeing your character I think you will have a name to match. 336 00:20:56,173 --> 00:20:58,964 - Will you be Gertrude? - Vera! My name is Vera! 337 00:20:59,423 --> 00:21:01,548 Are you sure? You won't be a witch? 338 00:21:02,798 --> 00:21:05,579 - Why don't you say anything? - He who is on the ground, does not catch! 339 00:21:06,964 --> 00:21:08,506 Witch! 340 00:21:10,923 --> 00:21:12,756 I don't bite! 341 00:21:33,481 --> 00:21:35,631 Again? 2,000! 342 00:21:35,714 --> 00:21:38,089 - How? It was 1,500 yesterday! - Everything changes. 343 00:21:38,173 --> 00:21:40,289 He has no conscience, I don't have him with me, 344 00:21:40,290 --> 00:21:41,506 I'll give it to you when it arrives. 345 00:21:41,589 --> 00:21:44,131 The story is well known: Boy, wait, now 346 00:21:44,214 --> 00:21:47,381 I'll get the money. Sounds like a scam to me. 347 00:21:48,089 --> 00:21:50,089 What scheme? Don't you recognize me? 348 00:21:50,173 --> 00:21:53,214 See the criminal news? She is a notorious scammer. 349 00:21:53,298 --> 00:21:55,756 And I was thinking how I knew his face! 350 00:21:55,839 --> 00:21:57,423 - There you have it. - Three! 351 00:21:57,506 --> 00:21:59,957 Now you will offer five. So, boss, take your pick; 352 00:21:59,964 --> 00:22:02,089 or two, real, or three fictitious ones. 353 00:22:02,214 --> 00:22:04,548 It's over, madam, not with you... 354 00:22:04,555 --> 00:22:06,111 - What? - ... boy, come in! 355 00:22:06,119 --> 00:22:09,040 That's it, right choice, now. 356 00:22:11,089 --> 00:22:13,714 Walking is good for your health! 357 00:22:14,964 --> 00:22:17,256 And for the nervous system as well. 358 00:22:21,756 --> 00:22:24,131 Do you mind if I turn on the air conditioning? 359 00:22:24,756 --> 00:22:26,256 Turn it on. 360 00:22:28,881 --> 00:22:31,798 - I can't go on like this. - What a ridiculous thing to do. 361 00:22:32,506 --> 00:22:35,271 - Something needs to be done. - Okay, say it! 362 00:22:35,714 --> 00:22:38,214 Well, let's talk logically, if that's not too difficult for you. 363 00:22:38,298 --> 00:22:40,616 Listen, I beg you, turn off the snake mode... 364 00:22:40,623 --> 00:22:42,304 - ...and let's talk constructively. - We have... 365 00:22:42,309 --> 00:22:43,673 ... we have to find a way out. 366 00:22:43,775 --> 00:22:45,173 I agree. 367 00:22:45,464 --> 00:22:47,881 I just don't think this is the place to discuss it. 368 00:22:47,964 --> 00:22:51,347 I agree. Besides, I've arrived. Stop the car! 369 00:22:52,881 --> 00:22:56,006 You get the cab money later, now you know I don't have it. 370 00:23:11,631 --> 00:23:13,798 Wow! A "Hamilton"! 371 00:23:15,339 --> 00:23:16,923 Authentic! 372 00:23:23,214 --> 00:23:26,214 Ilonochka, this is something mystical. 373 00:23:26,298 --> 00:23:29,173 I fell asleep with you and woke up with a different girl. 374 00:23:29,256 --> 00:23:32,021 Idiocy. I need something different. 375 00:23:34,131 --> 00:23:37,089 Ilona, something magical has happened, you won't believe it. 376 00:23:37,214 --> 00:23:39,048 Remember I fell asleep with you, 377 00:23:39,131 --> 00:23:41,798 here, and woke up in the arms of a naked girl. 378 00:23:41,805 --> 00:23:43,339 No, not this. 379 00:24:53,756 --> 00:24:55,298 Where have you been? 380 00:24:57,631 --> 00:24:58,506 Ilonochka. 381 00:24:58,756 --> 00:25:00,798 I need your help. 382 00:25:01,639 --> 00:25:05,715 You know, something happened to me, I think I was sleepwalking. 383 00:25:06,006 --> 00:25:07,173 Yes? 384 00:25:07,840 --> 00:25:10,590 I have to take you to someone from our clinic. 385 00:25:10,673 --> 00:25:11,673 To whom? 386 00:25:12,340 --> 00:25:15,465 Well, I don't know. Maybe Edik Rubinstein. 387 00:25:15,548 --> 00:25:18,131 Edik Rubinstein is a plastic surgeon. 388 00:25:18,215 --> 00:25:21,631 You can make me bigger something or bake me. 389 00:25:22,881 --> 00:25:24,465 I am a lunatic. 390 00:25:27,506 --> 00:25:30,389 You are not a lunatic, you are an airhead. 391 00:25:32,131 --> 00:25:33,923 Bewildered! 392 00:25:34,173 --> 00:25:36,465 You need to freshen up before the wedding. 393 00:25:36,590 --> 00:25:38,256 Why am I worried? 394 00:25:38,340 --> 00:25:40,756 We just woke up that it was a head in the air. 395 00:25:41,548 --> 00:25:46,340 Ilonochka, I don't need to freshen up, see how cool I am. 396 00:25:46,840 --> 00:25:49,829 Honey, I know better than you do. 397 00:25:53,506 --> 00:25:54,840 What time is it? 398 00:25:55,881 --> 00:25:58,506 - Nine twenty. - What do you mean, 9:20? Is it 9:20? 399 00:25:58,590 --> 00:26:00,590 Did I fall asleep? I have a surgery today! 400 00:26:00,673 --> 00:26:03,506 - Wait. - Fomicheva decided to change her boobs. 401 00:26:03,590 --> 00:26:07,571 Fomicheva is crazy, she's already changed her boobs twice this year! 402 00:26:10,048 --> 00:26:13,548 You know, honey, a woman's a woman's tits are somewhat capricious. 403 00:26:14,222 --> 00:26:16,650 Therefore, for the woman there is no better investment. 404 00:26:16,696 --> 00:26:19,595 It is a place for lunar rovers to go. 405 00:26:20,298 --> 00:26:21,340 Chau. 406 00:26:22,840 --> 00:26:25,681 Ilona? I am not self-propelled. 407 00:27:02,465 --> 00:27:04,294 Did you wake up? Good morning! 408 00:27:04,548 --> 00:27:06,506 Why did you get up so early today? 409 00:27:06,590 --> 00:27:09,480 What about it? made you breakfast. 410 00:27:09,965 --> 00:27:12,131 It happened a few times. But a long time ago. 411 00:27:41,048 --> 00:27:45,370 Delicious, just separate the pips pips next time, okay? 412 00:27:49,881 --> 00:27:53,840 - Interesting dress. - Do you like it? I found it in the closet. 413 00:27:53,965 --> 00:27:56,131 The last time I put it on was at the institute. 414 00:27:57,298 --> 00:27:59,912 I have seen, you were a student very informal. 415 00:28:08,840 --> 00:28:11,215 Is it so difficult to be on time? 416 00:28:11,298 --> 00:28:12,865 Maybe for you it is, 417 00:28:12,948 --> 00:28:15,435 but those who work have to turn around like a squirrel on a merry-go-round. 418 00:28:15,442 --> 00:28:17,465 - Well, that's settled. - What? 419 00:28:17,548 --> 00:28:20,294 I asked for nuts. You'll chew them, restore your strength... 420 00:28:20,340 --> 00:28:22,563 - ... and push the wheel. - Stop playing. 421 00:28:22,590 --> 00:28:24,881 Liga is the brain to solve this situation. 422 00:28:24,965 --> 00:28:27,798 I understand that you like to wake up with a beautiful woman. 423 00:28:27,881 --> 00:28:30,090 I have woken up before with a beautiful woman, before you. 424 00:28:30,173 --> 00:28:32,798 Do you think it's good to see that face of the media? 425 00:28:32,881 --> 00:28:35,423 Great! Let's solve this situation! 426 00:28:35,506 --> 00:28:38,381 - Maybe you are an alien. - Or are you a retard? 427 00:28:38,465 --> 00:28:40,923 Why do you offend me? Suggest something better. 428 00:28:41,006 --> 00:28:44,215 - Let's say magic. - What magic? This is the 21st century! 429 00:28:44,298 --> 00:28:47,261 But the fact that we woke up every day in that strange house, 430 00:28:47,268 --> 00:28:50,173 you have to admit that magic is not impossible! 431 00:28:50,298 --> 00:28:52,923 It doesn't surprise me that with your character, 432 00:28:53,006 --> 00:28:55,423 someone has bewitched you. But I had nothing to do with it! 433 00:28:55,506 --> 00:28:58,173 I am a good person, I don't hurt anyone! 434 00:28:58,256 --> 00:29:00,340 - Maybe, like, a disease. - What disease? 435 00:29:00,404 --> 00:29:03,253 - I don't know! Maybe schizophrenia. - It can't be schizophrenia, 436 00:29:03,279 --> 00:29:05,715 two at the same time. I say this as a doctor. 437 00:29:05,798 --> 00:29:07,248 - Are you a doctor? - Yes, I am a doctor! 438 00:29:07,261 --> 00:29:08,150 It makes no difference. 439 00:29:08,215 --> 00:29:10,340 - Maybe it's the work of your fiancé? - Stop it! 440 00:29:10,423 --> 00:29:13,465 - Maybe I'll test you like this. - If I were to test myself, 441 00:29:13,548 --> 00:29:15,340 I would get a much better man. 442 00:29:15,423 --> 00:29:18,688 Or maybe, unlike you, I have good taste! 443 00:29:18,715 --> 00:29:22,465 Listen, be a man! It's your stupid brain that does this! 444 00:29:22,548 --> 00:29:25,980 - Again! Are you normal? - What? How do you explain all this? 445 00:29:26,006 --> 00:29:28,631 You probably sneak into my room room at night, drug me, 446 00:29:28,715 --> 00:29:31,381 with pills and drag me into that strange house! 447 00:29:31,465 --> 00:29:34,450 Damn it! Why the hell would I do that? 448 00:29:34,881 --> 00:29:37,173 Your conversation leads nowhere. 449 00:29:37,506 --> 00:29:39,548 Given the interlocutor, I am not surprised. 450 00:29:39,631 --> 00:29:42,465 Look who's talking, you don't contribute anything either. 451 00:29:42,548 --> 00:29:44,173 - It could. - Well? 452 00:29:44,965 --> 00:29:46,673 - Could I kill you? - Great! 453 00:29:46,756 --> 00:29:48,715 At least I wouldn't wake up with you tomorrow! 454 00:29:48,798 --> 00:29:50,590 Very good. I'll do everything for that! 455 00:29:50,673 --> 00:29:53,340 Believe me, I will do no less! 456 00:29:54,048 --> 00:29:57,563 - Good-bye... Goodbye! - Good-bye! 457 00:29:57,923 --> 00:29:59,465 - Good-bye. - Goodbye. 458 00:29:59,548 --> 00:30:01,131 - Good-bye. - Goodbye. 459 00:30:01,215 --> 00:30:02,756 - Good-bye. - Goodbye. 460 00:30:02,821 --> 00:30:04,340 - Farewell! - Farewell! 461 00:30:05,881 --> 00:30:08,381 Ilonochka, I don't want to go to Yaroslavl, 462 00:30:08,465 --> 00:30:10,548 but, these seminars are so rare. 463 00:30:10,631 --> 00:30:13,090 Kostya, sorry for not waiting for you. 464 00:30:13,173 --> 00:30:15,256 Mama got sick and asked me to go there. 465 00:30:15,340 --> 00:30:17,090 No, it's okay. 466 00:30:17,116 --> 00:30:19,435 "Semen Diagnosis in bighorn steers". 467 00:30:19,442 --> 00:30:22,090 I feel better staying with her for a few days. 468 00:30:22,173 --> 00:30:25,298 - How to have women? - Mommy, hugs from Kostya! 469 00:30:25,305 --> 00:30:27,476 - I'm staying there for a couple of days. - Yes, for you too. 470 00:30:27,484 --> 00:30:29,628 - Come on, kisses. Good-bye. - Kisses. 471 00:30:30,090 --> 00:30:31,715 A heart too strong 472 00:30:31,798 --> 00:30:33,465 A very bright sun 473 00:30:37,923 --> 00:30:41,423 We are cooked to each other with a fine needle 474 00:30:46,256 --> 00:30:49,090 For both of us, a tomorrow 475 00:30:50,173 --> 00:30:52,506 A morning for two 476 00:30:53,090 --> 00:30:55,423 - is that you again? - No, it's Brad Pitt. 477 00:30:59,298 --> 00:31:01,248 Vera, calm down! Vera, calm down! 478 00:31:01,249 --> 00:31:03,129 Vera! Vera, no! 479 00:31:03,131 --> 00:31:06,688 Vera, no! Vera, no, don't! 480 00:31:09,340 --> 00:31:11,256 We are so close that we stick 481 00:31:11,340 --> 00:31:13,090 You're so close it cuts 482 00:31:13,298 --> 00:31:16,298 We are cooked to each other with a fine needle 483 00:31:16,381 --> 00:31:19,131 - How much sugar is in it? - Five, like you asked. 484 00:31:19,256 --> 00:31:21,598 - Actually, I asked for three. - Is this how you say thank you? 485 00:31:21,609 --> 00:31:23,323 If you don't like it, do it yourself. 486 00:31:25,257 --> 00:31:26,882 A heart too strong 487 00:31:26,965 --> 00:31:28,715 A very bright sun 488 00:31:33,132 --> 00:31:36,257 We are cooked to each other with a fine needle 489 00:31:57,507 --> 00:32:01,215 We're so close we stick You're so close you cut 490 00:32:01,298 --> 00:32:05,007 We are cooked to each other with a fine needle 491 00:32:46,048 --> 00:32:49,840 We're so close we stick You're so close you cut 492 00:32:49,923 --> 00:32:53,757 We are cooked to each other with a fine needle 493 00:32:53,840 --> 00:32:57,340 We are baked together by the January cold 494 00:32:57,548 --> 00:33:01,173 A morning for two And the spreading snow 495 00:33:01,507 --> 00:33:05,340 We're so close we stick You're so close you cut 496 00:33:05,548 --> 00:33:09,423 We are cooked to each other with a fine needle 497 00:33:09,548 --> 00:33:13,215 We are baked together by the January cold 498 00:33:13,298 --> 00:33:16,923 A morning for two And the spreading snow 499 00:33:39,840 --> 00:33:44,465 These, you might say, are our models. 500 00:33:44,548 --> 00:33:47,923 I told you before in the lecture than in this house, 501 00:33:48,007 --> 00:33:49,840 everything comes closer to reality. 502 00:33:49,923 --> 00:33:52,923 Here, our employees show well, 503 00:33:53,007 --> 00:33:56,965 how comfortable our home is, our bed. 504 00:33:57,840 --> 00:33:59,923 Very comfortable... 505 00:34:00,673 --> 00:34:03,298 They say it is very very comfortable. 506 00:34:03,840 --> 00:34:07,965 Well, let's not waste time let's move on to the next division. 507 00:34:08,048 --> 00:34:11,173 Please go, don't be distracted, pass. 508 00:34:11,257 --> 00:34:14,798 Go, go. How do they allow themselves? 509 00:34:15,048 --> 00:34:16,882 What do they do? Who are they? 510 00:34:17,298 --> 00:34:18,882 Why are you silent, dear one? 511 00:34:18,965 --> 00:34:20,798 I didn't want to interrupt her, my dear. 512 00:34:20,882 --> 00:34:22,465 - Yes? - Yes. 513 00:34:22,757 --> 00:34:25,548 - We just... experienced... - That. 514 00:34:25,632 --> 00:34:27,923 - ... whether it's comfortable or not... - Well, it is, it is... 515 00:34:28,007 --> 00:34:30,173 - It is comfortable. - The bed is comfortable. 516 00:34:30,257 --> 00:34:31,882 Did you register? 517 00:34:33,382 --> 00:34:34,298 - No. - Yes. 518 00:34:34,382 --> 00:34:35,852 I can see with the eyes that have registered. 519 00:34:35,859 --> 00:34:37,048 Registered. 520 00:34:38,007 --> 00:34:40,548 - How rude! - What do you think you're doing, huh? 521 00:34:40,632 --> 00:34:43,715 - We didn't expect this nightmare. - Don't wind me up. 522 00:34:44,090 --> 00:34:46,340 They tried it on the bed! Did you try it in the bathroom? 523 00:34:46,423 --> 00:34:49,382 - How dare you? - No, it's not a pebble with eyes. 524 00:34:49,465 --> 00:34:51,632 - Also natoilette? - How dare you? 525 00:34:51,715 --> 00:34:55,215 - Get out of here! - And they looked like decent people. 526 00:34:55,298 --> 00:34:57,673 - Lift the deck... - What's under the deck? 527 00:34:57,757 --> 00:34:59,757 Why do you speak to us in that tone? 528 00:34:59,840 --> 00:35:01,165 They're going to kick you out of here! 529 00:35:01,223 --> 00:35:02,792 Come on, it's okay! 530 00:35:02,805 --> 00:35:04,715 Don't create this mess! 531 00:35:04,798 --> 00:35:07,340 - I say what I want! - That's enough! 532 00:35:07,423 --> 00:35:09,821 - Shame on you! - At least a little culture! 533 00:35:09,828 --> 00:35:12,132 - Some, culture! - Yes, shame on them! 534 00:35:12,215 --> 00:35:13,798 Oh, I get it! 535 00:35:17,048 --> 00:35:18,798 It's not a bad idea. 536 00:35:18,882 --> 00:35:20,173 - Yes, Ilonochka. - Hello! 537 00:35:20,257 --> 00:35:21,298 Hello. 538 00:35:21,382 --> 00:35:23,215 - Where are you? - In Yaroslavl, where else? 539 00:35:23,298 --> 00:35:26,923 I know. I'm also in Yaroslavl on business. 540 00:35:27,007 --> 00:35:28,257 Sokolov, hello, can you hear me? 541 00:35:28,340 --> 00:35:32,048 The connection is terrible here in Yaroslavl, I can barely hear you. 542 00:35:32,132 --> 00:35:33,673 How do I find you? 543 00:35:34,048 --> 00:35:36,507 Too late, I have already left the hotel. 544 00:35:36,590 --> 00:35:38,673 What is the name of the hotel? 545 00:35:38,757 --> 00:35:41,798 I went to the field. I have a session with the farmers. 546 00:35:41,882 --> 00:35:43,923 - I'm driving there. - No, I'm not coming back. 547 00:35:44,007 --> 00:35:46,882 From here in the countryside, I'm flying straight to Moscow... 548 00:35:49,757 --> 00:35:51,298 Hello... 549 00:35:51,382 --> 00:35:55,382 You know, Sokolov, every day I make others more beautiful. 550 00:35:55,465 --> 00:35:59,965 And I didn't notice who a freak like you connected with me. 551 00:36:00,923 --> 00:36:02,673 Wait, I'll explain everything to you. 552 00:36:09,673 --> 00:36:11,798 Typical man! 553 00:36:24,382 --> 00:36:26,257 - Good afternoon, Kostya. - Hello. 554 00:36:27,215 --> 00:36:28,798 Where is ...? 555 00:36:29,923 --> 00:36:32,757 Well, why do you boys worry mom? 556 00:36:32,840 --> 00:36:35,423 One week before the wedding and not a word from you. 557 00:36:35,507 --> 00:36:38,257 - So that's it? - Well, you could have at least called, 558 00:36:38,340 --> 00:36:40,007 or rather; appeared. 559 00:36:41,090 --> 00:36:42,923 'Where is Vera? 560 00:36:45,673 --> 00:36:48,298 She tells me she is tired of sleeping with an ashtray! 561 00:36:48,382 --> 00:36:50,840 Damn, what does the ashtray have to do with it? Yes, I smoke. 562 00:36:50,885 --> 00:36:53,124 I smoke because I am nervous and have a stressful job. 563 00:36:53,132 --> 00:36:55,621 With ashtray, without ashtray, you sleep, you don't snort! 564 00:36:55,772 --> 00:36:57,298 Well, maybe quit smoking? 565 00:36:57,382 --> 00:36:59,715 It's easy to say, but when you have this job. 566 00:36:59,798 --> 00:37:02,901 You see, I count, I work in a bank, I count money. 567 00:37:02,909 --> 00:37:05,181 And that's not for me. 568 00:37:05,192 --> 00:37:06,715 That is why I am nervous. 569 00:37:06,798 --> 00:37:09,882 See, I do everything for her, for the family, for the house. 570 00:37:10,173 --> 00:37:13,007 And it doesn't solve, I give everything for the house, but it doesn't work. 571 00:37:13,090 --> 00:37:15,923 And of yourself? Show that you love her? 572 00:37:16,007 --> 00:37:17,757 I don't know, candy or something. 573 00:37:17,840 --> 00:37:19,882 I tried candy, it doesn't work. 574 00:37:21,632 --> 00:37:23,340 Okay, stop! 575 00:37:23,423 --> 00:37:26,480 - Hello, Mother. - Calls during the recording, Vera? 576 00:37:26,507 --> 00:37:28,048 I won't be long, sunshine. 577 00:37:28,132 --> 00:37:30,132 - Kostya? - It's all live on TV! 578 00:37:30,139 --> 00:37:32,458 I thought we could rely on each other for everything. 579 00:37:32,465 --> 00:37:34,298 - It turns out that it doesn't, does it? - Kostya... 580 00:37:35,673 --> 00:37:38,480 Vera, I have training, I'm leaving, think about it. 581 00:37:38,507 --> 00:37:40,980 - Kostya, let's talk at home! - We need a break. 582 00:37:41,007 --> 00:37:42,548 Kostya! 583 00:37:57,757 --> 00:37:59,507 Come on, Vera, we're ready. 584 00:38:13,340 --> 00:38:16,522 - How boring you are. - Good morning. 585 00:38:17,257 --> 00:38:19,628 What kind of 'Madame Tussauds did you set up here? 586 00:38:19,673 --> 00:38:21,257 - It wasn't me. - Then who? 587 00:38:21,340 --> 00:38:24,924 Maybe the manager. He brought us a boy and a girl. 588 00:38:25,465 --> 00:38:28,299 I thank you, mine left me. 589 00:38:28,382 --> 00:38:31,019 Ah, your fiancée is smarter than smart than I thought. 590 00:38:32,174 --> 00:38:33,840 And my fiancé left me. 591 00:38:34,000 --> 00:38:36,549 Well, finally some good news. 592 00:38:38,049 --> 00:38:41,132 Before you came along everything was so good! 593 00:38:41,465 --> 00:38:44,007 A beloved man, quiet life. 594 00:38:44,299 --> 00:38:49,090 Now there are two men in my bed one stupid and one plastic. 595 00:38:49,257 --> 00:38:53,215 Listen, that's enough! I also had a good life before you! 596 00:38:53,382 --> 00:38:56,799 I had a beautiful bride, also with short hair, 597 00:38:57,465 --> 00:38:59,174 also very beautiful. 598 00:38:59,715 --> 00:39:01,007 What happened? 599 00:39:01,090 --> 00:39:02,840 That's my friend's girlfriend! 600 00:39:05,340 --> 00:39:07,215 How are we going to get out today? 601 00:39:07,299 --> 00:39:09,924 I suggest the window. Honey, do you mind? 602 00:39:10,007 --> 00:39:14,647 You will come with me to the end of the world! Even if you hit your head on the asphalt! 603 00:39:14,757 --> 00:39:16,965 How does this open up? 604 00:39:18,715 --> 00:39:21,132 Window! Open the window! 605 00:39:21,840 --> 00:39:23,257 Window! 606 00:39:26,507 --> 00:39:27,524 Air the house! 607 00:39:27,639 --> 00:39:30,208 Because it's so stupid, this smart house? 608 00:39:30,340 --> 00:39:32,799 Maybe it's not so clever. 609 00:39:43,757 --> 00:39:46,257 I was already worrying. 610 00:39:46,924 --> 00:39:48,507 Three thousand. 611 00:39:49,340 --> 00:39:51,549 - How much? - Why were you surprised? 612 00:39:51,632 --> 00:39:53,507 I asked for a loan. 613 00:39:53,590 --> 00:39:57,234 Banks don't like chaos, see is modest. 614 00:39:57,246 --> 00:39:59,715 You took out a loan in the middle of this crisis. 615 00:39:59,799 --> 00:40:02,465 You know well that I drive a television celebrity, 616 00:40:02,549 --> 00:40:05,507 don't worry about the crisis. 3.500... 617 00:40:05,590 --> 00:40:07,549 - Are you crazy? - How am I crazy? 618 00:40:07,632 --> 00:40:09,882 - Maybe I'll get a trailer. - You want a trailer? 619 00:40:09,965 --> 00:40:11,674 - Yes. - I only have 1,500. 620 00:40:11,757 --> 00:40:13,590 - I also only have 1,500. - Take a look... 621 00:40:13,674 --> 00:40:18,152 Okay, 1,500 and 1,500; 3,000 are mine. 622 00:40:18,170 --> 00:40:21,153 The 500 is no problem, I'll get it tomorrow. 623 00:40:21,840 --> 00:40:24,257 - To the other side. - Enter from the other side. 624 00:40:25,071 --> 00:40:27,970 - And don't slam the door! - Come on! Let's go! 625 00:40:29,549 --> 00:40:31,174 What should I do? 626 00:40:31,257 --> 00:40:33,424 - In what way? - With him. 627 00:40:33,882 --> 00:40:35,757 I felt good about Kostya. 628 00:40:35,840 --> 00:40:38,965 I like him. Should I call off the wedding now? 629 00:40:39,049 --> 00:40:42,757 Why are you so worried? By the way can I go to the clinic? 630 00:40:42,840 --> 00:40:44,840 Go wherever you want. 631 00:40:44,924 --> 00:40:45,541 Thank you. 632 00:40:45,542 --> 00:40:48,424 Your Kostya will come back, no problem. 633 00:40:48,507 --> 00:40:50,791 - I'm the one with a serious problem. - Did you hear what I said? 634 00:40:50,799 --> 00:40:52,871 - No, what is it? - It's not up to you. 635 00:40:53,299 --> 00:40:55,299 With me I don't worry, but you have a problem? 636 00:40:55,382 --> 00:40:58,049 Of course, you are a woman, it's easier to make things up. 637 00:40:58,132 --> 00:41:00,424 It's easier to make make peace because you are a man. 638 00:41:00,507 --> 00:41:01,757 - Should we bet? - Let's bet. 639 00:41:01,840 --> 00:41:03,090 What? 640 00:41:03,340 --> 00:41:04,776 You bring me Kostya, 641 00:41:04,872 --> 00:41:07,257 and I'll help you make peace with... 642 00:41:07,340 --> 00:41:07,969 Ilona. 643 00:41:07,970 --> 00:41:10,715 Yes, even with Brigitte Bardot. Closed? 644 00:41:11,049 --> 00:41:13,507 - Okay, closed. - Cut? 645 00:41:13,590 --> 00:41:15,215 Eyes on the road! 646 00:41:15,882 --> 00:41:18,932 And remember girl, he won't let you leave him, 647 00:41:18,939 --> 00:41:21,007 so you have to to look stunning, 648 00:41:21,090 --> 00:41:23,174 for Kostya to see what he will lose. 649 00:41:31,007 --> 00:41:34,340 Well, the dress is pretty, yes, but it's not spectacular. 650 00:41:34,757 --> 00:41:36,340 Do you like it? 651 00:41:36,424 --> 00:41:38,007 - Yes. - Yes. 652 00:41:38,090 --> 00:41:39,632 It's not you who have to like it, but him. 653 00:41:39,715 --> 00:41:41,507 What do I do, dress up like a prostitute? 654 00:41:41,632 --> 00:41:43,757 Do you want to make up or not? 655 00:41:44,299 --> 00:41:45,632 I want to. 656 00:41:46,590 --> 00:41:48,799 Then go in and dress like a whore! 657 00:42:08,299 --> 00:42:11,299 Remember, men are terribly possessive. 658 00:42:14,840 --> 00:42:18,174 Me, mine, mine are the three favorite words of men. 659 00:42:18,257 --> 00:42:19,882 My service! 660 00:42:20,049 --> 00:42:21,549 40:15. 661 00:42:22,715 --> 00:42:24,632 The three pillars... 662 00:42:24,715 --> 00:42:27,049 of the relationship with the opposite sex. 663 00:42:27,132 --> 00:42:29,257 So your impact has to be public. 664 00:42:30,090 --> 00:42:32,257 I thought; why should we take a break? 665 00:42:32,340 --> 00:42:33,924 Let's make a 'stop'. 666 00:42:44,715 --> 00:42:46,382 - Pardon me. - Hey! 667 00:42:47,007 --> 00:42:48,007 Vera! 668 00:42:48,174 --> 00:42:50,340 Now he will try to talk to you. 669 00:42:50,424 --> 00:42:52,340 - Vera, wait! - But, you, 670 00:42:52,424 --> 00:42:55,132 - you don't even look. - Vera, wait! We have to talk. 671 00:42:55,215 --> 00:42:57,299 Girl, I don't understand; are we going or not? 672 00:42:57,382 --> 00:42:59,507 we wait, we don't, do we or don't we? 673 00:42:59,590 --> 00:43:01,965 - Brother, wait two minutes. - Brother, which brother? 674 00:43:02,049 --> 00:43:04,924 I don't drive your mother, right? Come on, let's go. 675 00:43:05,882 --> 00:43:08,715 I'll take you away, pretty one! In the blink of an eye! 676 00:43:08,799 --> 00:43:13,132 The car will fly like a silver arrow, Mama! 677 00:43:13,215 --> 00:43:15,799 It will fly! 678 00:43:16,049 --> 00:43:19,382 My arrow! Go! Let's get out of here! 679 00:43:19,590 --> 00:43:22,840 We did it! Look how he looked at me! 680 00:43:22,924 --> 00:43:24,507 Girl, watch out, I'm driving! 681 00:43:24,590 --> 00:43:27,424 - The accent was not necessary. - Sorry, I got into character. 682 00:43:27,507 --> 00:43:29,757 You were so good. Where did you get that from? 683 00:43:29,840 --> 00:43:32,139 One of my skills, taxi driver... 684 00:43:32,147 --> 00:43:35,215 ... and a boxer. And he would be better as a tennis player. 685 00:43:35,299 --> 00:43:38,549 Just bazoofias. Now let's take care of yours. 686 00:43:39,215 --> 00:43:43,340 You don't need to see her, but you need to make contact. 687 00:43:43,424 --> 00:43:45,215 How? SMS. 688 00:43:45,340 --> 00:43:48,632 Well, something like; I will never forget our first date, 689 00:43:48,715 --> 00:43:51,507 and the more I remember the more I see the mistake I made. 690 00:43:51,882 --> 00:43:53,215 Write. 691 00:43:54,799 --> 00:43:56,840 In addition, buy him another phone. 692 00:43:56,924 --> 00:43:57,958 What for? 693 00:43:59,174 --> 00:44:01,424 - I understand. - Every woman after depression, 694 00:44:01,507 --> 00:44:04,840 it gets angry. But she needs to be reminded of that. 695 00:44:17,799 --> 00:44:19,715 You don't leave me, do you? 696 00:44:35,257 --> 00:44:36,712 - Ilona, is that you? - Who are you? 697 00:44:36,799 --> 00:44:38,049 It's for you. 698 00:44:48,924 --> 00:44:52,299 She is a real Miss Stavropol. Perfect for you. 699 00:44:52,799 --> 00:44:55,215 Where do I sign to send you send you my regards? 700 00:44:55,441 --> 00:44:57,799 Because that uniform looks good on you. 701 00:44:57,882 --> 00:45:00,507 If you have problems on TV you don't get unemployed. 702 00:45:00,590 --> 00:45:03,458 Well, it's time to squeeze your male. 703 00:45:05,965 --> 00:45:08,659 Hello? Leshka, hello! I need your help. 704 00:45:10,014 --> 00:45:12,007 - Thank you. - It doesn't make sense, 705 00:45:12,090 --> 00:45:14,632 in the morning I told Kostya that there was nothing to talk about. 706 00:45:14,715 --> 00:45:17,715 - ... and now I propose a dinner? - Yes, trust Uncle Nikita. 707 00:45:17,799 --> 00:45:20,041 Did you write? Now write this: 708 00:45:26,173 --> 00:45:28,932 SORRY IT WASN'T FOR YOU. 709 00:45:35,049 --> 00:45:37,299 Friend, don't snuggle so much to me. 710 00:45:37,382 --> 00:45:39,632 Nikita said it had to to look real. 711 00:45:39,716 --> 00:45:41,299 What if Kostya doesn't come? 712 00:45:41,382 --> 00:45:43,382 Nikita said, "Where would he go?" 713 00:45:48,591 --> 00:45:50,174 He will come. 714 00:45:50,382 --> 00:45:52,632 Vera, can you give me a second? 715 00:45:53,716 --> 00:45:56,216 - "So you traded me for you?" - Oh, good night. 716 00:45:57,049 --> 00:45:58,716 What have you done, Kostya? 717 00:45:58,799 --> 00:46:00,466 An ace, a good one. 718 00:46:02,549 --> 00:46:04,757 Nikita said: "You dance and that's it." 719 00:46:05,507 --> 00:46:08,132 - Well Leshka, Nikita didn't know. - Yeah, Nikita didn't know! 720 00:46:08,216 --> 00:46:10,132 Don't dramatize, it was no big deal. 721 00:46:10,541 --> 00:46:11,799 Was it? 722 00:46:12,424 --> 00:46:14,212 Are you sure that we find her here? 723 00:46:14,257 --> 00:46:16,049 Certainly. She now realized that, 724 00:46:16,132 --> 00:46:18,216 in fact, it's good to be with you. 725 00:46:18,341 --> 00:46:21,257 And you will definitely want to share this conclusion. 726 00:46:21,341 --> 00:46:23,686 Women at this stage are particularly vulnerable. 727 00:46:23,693 --> 00:46:26,424 That's why your spectacular appearance will have an effect. 728 00:46:26,507 --> 00:46:28,356 - É... - Take it! 729 00:46:30,799 --> 00:46:32,382 - Ready? - Ready! 730 00:46:32,466 --> 00:46:34,007 Go for it! 731 00:46:39,674 --> 00:46:42,674 can you imagine that it happened one week before the wedding? 732 00:46:42,757 --> 00:46:44,341 Do you think it's normal? 733 00:46:44,424 --> 00:46:46,132 And he who seems like a decent person. 734 00:46:46,216 --> 00:46:49,341 "Decent?" A damn veterinarian! Decent! 735 00:46:49,424 --> 00:46:50,841 Remember that, by nature women, 736 00:46:50,924 --> 00:46:54,757 are terribly formal. Reconciliation is nothing. 737 00:46:54,882 --> 00:46:56,466 The process is what matters. 738 00:46:56,674 --> 00:47:00,841 He fills it with his favorite flowers and then reveal a terrible secret to her. 739 00:47:01,216 --> 00:47:02,799 Hello... 740 00:47:06,341 --> 00:47:08,257 - It's for you. - Thank you. 741 00:47:12,091 --> 00:47:13,632 - Here. - What's that? 742 00:47:13,716 --> 00:47:16,341 This is why I deceived you. 743 00:47:20,966 --> 00:47:23,493 I was not in Yaroslavl, but in Italy. 744 00:47:24,341 --> 00:47:26,257 This bracelet is made of rare 745 00:47:27,591 --> 00:47:29,132 Wow! 746 00:47:29,216 --> 00:47:31,382 ... of volcanic rocks from Vesuvius. 747 00:47:31,466 --> 00:47:34,254 Wow! did you know that our attorney general has equals! 748 00:47:34,299 --> 00:47:36,747 They are said to cost a fortune... 749 00:47:41,799 --> 00:47:42,924 Take it. 750 00:47:48,924 --> 00:47:50,507 Tonight, 751 00:47:50,553 --> 00:47:54,216 tomorrow afternoon at the latest, he will come to you. 752 00:48:00,299 --> 00:48:02,382 - Possibly drunk. - Vera! 753 00:48:02,466 --> 00:48:04,132 But completely docile. 754 00:48:04,216 --> 00:48:06,257 Verochka, please forgive me. 755 00:48:06,382 --> 00:48:11,132 Listen... I won't do it again. I'm sorry, I didn't mean this. 756 00:48:11,841 --> 00:48:13,924 So, good luck. 757 00:48:16,466 --> 00:48:19,716 Well, I put him in a cab and sent him home, and you? 758 00:48:20,507 --> 00:48:24,299 We sat for a while, we drank and I took her home. 759 00:48:24,757 --> 00:48:27,507 In fact, he wouldn't let me enter the house for now. 760 00:48:27,716 --> 00:48:29,841 - Well, it is also a victory. - Here's to victory. 761 00:48:32,841 --> 00:48:35,132 By the way, how much do I owe you for the bracelet? 762 00:48:35,216 --> 00:48:37,799 - Nothing. - What? It's Tiffany, very expensive. 763 00:48:38,466 --> 00:48:41,182 You know the kiosk on Paveletskaya street, Mishka Tifanyan? 764 00:48:41,924 --> 00:48:44,007 - Really? - Yes. 765 00:48:44,674 --> 00:48:47,523 Here's to Mishka Tifanyan, the great jeweler. 766 00:48:52,132 --> 00:48:54,757 Kostya went to play in St. Petersburg, he returns tomorrow. 767 00:48:55,549 --> 00:48:57,632 Any serious tournament? 768 00:48:57,716 --> 00:49:00,507 - Well, just one game. - Then we have the night off. 769 00:49:00,716 --> 00:49:03,375 Why are you so interested in my plans for the afternoon? 770 00:49:03,382 --> 00:49:06,299 For nothing, just never saw you in the afternoon. 771 00:49:06,591 --> 00:49:09,341 Well, I'm going to the Terekhov boutique to buy a wedding dress. 772 00:49:09,674 --> 00:49:11,757 Why are you marrying a dress from my boutique? 773 00:49:11,841 --> 00:49:14,376 Well, because everyone who gets married goes to this boutique. 774 00:49:14,377 --> 00:49:15,292 You, for example. 775 00:49:15,299 --> 00:49:17,382 Pure coincidence, I am known there. 776 00:49:17,466 --> 00:49:19,799 I just neutered a poodle for her. 777 00:49:19,882 --> 00:49:22,966 Interesting, in Moscow, was there an uncastrated male? 778 00:49:23,466 --> 00:49:25,799 For now, yours. Vera! 779 00:49:27,382 --> 00:49:28,966 Just kidding! 780 00:49:29,424 --> 00:49:33,382 Well, I can't stand it any longer with that greedy taxi driver alone. 781 00:49:33,924 --> 00:49:35,466 - Shall we toast? - We toast. 782 00:49:35,549 --> 00:49:36,841 Toast. 783 00:49:41,132 --> 00:49:44,330 We only have exclusive articles. Which one would interest you? 784 00:49:44,799 --> 00:49:47,424 - I'm a customer, I've bought here. - So am I. 785 00:49:48,424 --> 00:49:50,549 Do you remember the customer number? 786 00:49:51,091 --> 00:49:53,257 Yes! Customer number 302. 787 00:49:53,591 --> 00:49:57,299 Good, go to the tasting room, I'll be right there. 788 00:49:57,591 --> 00:50:00,424 Come, I'll show you your invitations. Please. 789 00:50:00,591 --> 00:50:03,420 - What is this? - That? Those are your invitations. 790 00:50:03,466 --> 00:50:05,341 110 copies, as requested. 791 00:50:05,424 --> 00:50:07,674 And they're coming to our wedding, 110 Paris Hilton? 792 00:50:07,757 --> 00:50:10,674 I think it's beautiful. It just doesn't have enough doves. 793 00:50:10,757 --> 00:50:13,591 How come you don't? Why are you scaring me? 794 00:50:14,257 --> 00:50:16,174 Here they are, as requested! 795 00:50:16,257 --> 00:50:18,799 Gentleman, I understand that you are worried, 796 00:50:18,882 --> 00:50:20,716 the wedding, the nerves and all that. 797 00:50:20,799 --> 00:50:24,522 But please don't embarrass me like that in front of your fiancée. 798 00:50:24,548 --> 00:50:26,349 Because you yourself called... 799 00:50:26,357 --> 00:50:28,341 -and asked for these doves. - I did? 800 00:50:28,424 --> 00:50:30,841 - Well, yes. - You have good taste, Konstantin. 801 00:50:31,591 --> 00:50:33,882 What is that? "A gypsy getting married"? 802 00:50:33,966 --> 00:50:40,249 No, this is the outfit that you chose me: Ilona. 803 00:50:40,591 --> 00:50:42,674 Well, you have a beautiful bride. 804 00:50:43,382 --> 00:50:46,341 Thank you very much. Please tell me I can see the dress, 805 00:50:46,424 --> 00:50:50,299 which, I, Konstantin, chose for the bride? 806 00:50:59,799 --> 00:51:01,882 - It seems to me... - Quiet. 807 00:51:06,757 --> 00:51:08,382 I think I found it. 808 00:51:09,091 --> 00:51:10,674 What do you think? 809 00:51:15,799 --> 00:51:18,299 Well, as long as you put this on. 810 00:51:20,882 --> 00:51:22,549 I like it. 811 00:51:29,216 --> 00:51:30,841 Who is it? 812 00:51:36,091 --> 00:51:37,674 - Nikita Andreevich! - Yes. 813 00:51:37,757 --> 00:51:39,481 - Thank God! - Hello, Petr Karlovich. 814 00:51:39,507 --> 00:51:42,174 - Sorry, critical situation. - Can't it wait? 815 00:51:42,257 --> 00:51:44,382 - It's life or death! - Highly rabid? 816 00:51:44,466 --> 00:51:46,382 - Oh, very much so! - Okay, I'm going now. 817 00:51:47,049 --> 00:51:50,882 Damn it! I paid! Come on, bring the elephant! 818 00:51:51,007 --> 00:51:53,632 Yes, but you see, it's an elephant, is in depression. 819 00:51:53,716 --> 00:51:56,674 I warned you, no fireworks, the elephants are afraid. 820 00:51:56,757 --> 00:51:59,299 What is this nonsense? Now you are afraid of me! 821 00:51:59,382 --> 00:52:01,841 I put my Kolyunya on his back! 822 00:52:01,924 --> 00:52:03,924 And it bites you, you know? 823 00:52:04,007 --> 00:52:05,591 - What does it say! I... - Bring the elephant! 824 00:52:05,598 --> 00:52:08,045 - ... I've been in the theater for 30 years! - Come on, zoophile, 825 00:52:08,091 --> 00:52:10,882 has five minutes. Or the elephant comes here, 826 00:52:10,966 --> 00:52:13,631 or I send it to the crocodile, do you understand? 827 00:52:13,670 --> 00:52:14,542 Without hesitation. 828 00:52:14,549 --> 00:52:16,799 Finally, thank you for the promptness! 829 00:52:17,007 --> 00:52:20,257 Boris Arkadievich is depressed, his Marta went on tour. 830 00:52:20,341 --> 00:52:22,633 And it was necessary at this crucial moment, 831 00:52:22,716 --> 00:52:26,466 the birthday of the son of the Mytishchi Traffic Police. 832 00:52:26,549 --> 00:52:27,195 Come on, let's go. 833 00:52:27,462 --> 00:52:29,383 This is Petr Karlovich, director of the circus. 834 00:52:29,466 --> 00:52:31,049 My pleasure. 835 00:52:31,424 --> 00:52:33,049 Come on, Borenka, drink some water. 836 00:52:37,008 --> 00:52:39,174 Boris Arkadyevich is not in a good mood. 837 00:52:39,924 --> 00:52:41,466 Wish me luck. 838 00:52:42,341 --> 00:52:44,591 - What, is it dangerous? - No. 839 00:52:45,091 --> 00:52:47,049 Then why are you doing it? 840 00:52:47,299 --> 00:52:49,049 I wanted a kiss. 841 00:52:49,258 --> 00:52:50,716 Get out of here, rascal. 842 00:52:59,049 --> 00:53:01,008 Boris Arkadyevich, may I? 843 00:53:01,466 --> 00:53:04,375 I'm going in. Hello boy! 844 00:53:05,133 --> 00:53:07,549 So, what are you nervous about? 845 00:53:07,841 --> 00:53:09,841 Turning over buckets, eh? 846 00:53:10,133 --> 00:53:13,091 People too? You know it's not the fireworks. 847 00:53:13,591 --> 00:53:17,228 I know too, Borechka. Martha is not, is she? 848 00:53:17,883 --> 00:53:21,841 Hey, she's beautiful. You miss her, don't you? 849 00:53:22,841 --> 00:53:25,466 But do you know how others envy you? Have you seen the others? 850 00:53:26,133 --> 00:53:28,383 Everything is fine, you live together. 851 00:53:28,674 --> 00:53:31,424 Suddenly she goes and you have a holiday. 852 00:53:32,966 --> 00:53:36,341 You have Martha. Are you upset? She is beautiful. 853 00:53:38,549 --> 00:53:40,341 You are lucky, buddy. 854 00:53:40,841 --> 00:53:43,440 Come on, Boris Arkadyevich, entertain the children. 855 00:53:43,883 --> 00:53:46,091 Come on, the boy is waiting for you. 856 00:53:53,633 --> 00:53:55,758 Oh, howdy, brother! 857 00:53:56,133 --> 00:53:59,591 Sing ours; "Combat Opera." 858 00:54:00,049 --> 00:54:03,091 I congratulate you with all my heart on this day, 859 00:54:03,174 --> 00:54:06,758 But the "Opera" is not mine, it's from the "Lube" group. 860 00:54:06,784 --> 00:54:09,008 Hey! It's ours, it's ours! 861 00:54:09,015 --> 00:54:12,424 It is ours, it has become ours, brother! 862 00:54:12,508 --> 00:54:14,466 Sing, I beg you! 863 00:54:14,549 --> 00:54:16,591 You don't understand me, I don't want money. 864 00:54:16,674 --> 00:54:19,883 It's not my song. I can't sing it and I won't sing it. 865 00:54:20,883 --> 00:54:22,549 If you want, perform with me! 866 00:54:23,966 --> 00:54:26,674 Okay, let's do it. 867 00:54:39,508 --> 00:54:42,924 The mist descends over the city 868 00:54:43,424 --> 00:54:46,383 Evil winds through doorways and backyards 869 00:54:47,216 --> 00:54:49,049 And this is not the first time... 870 00:54:49,133 --> 00:54:51,424 The sky in the palm of your hand 871 00:54:52,924 --> 00:54:55,466 I just believe in the heart 872 00:54:56,383 --> 00:54:59,216 The sky in the palm of your hand 873 00:55:00,008 --> 00:55:02,674 I'll take you gently 874 00:55:03,716 --> 00:55:06,216 The sky in the palm of your hand 875 00:55:07,216 --> 00:55:09,966 In a white dress 876 00:55:10,841 --> 00:55:13,883 The sky in the palm of your hand 877 00:55:14,716 --> 00:55:17,466 You carry me tenderly 878 00:55:18,133 --> 00:55:20,966 It was not enough 879 00:55:21,758 --> 00:55:24,758 Living in a heavenly marriage? 880 00:55:25,424 --> 00:55:28,091 Well, I made you dream 881 00:55:29,008 --> 00:55:31,841 For the love in the cards? 882 00:55:32,299 --> 00:55:35,258 Don't conjecture about love 883 00:55:36,008 --> 00:55:38,674 If your eyes are happy 884 00:55:39,591 --> 00:55:42,383 Don't conjecture about love 885 00:55:43,216 --> 00:55:46,216 The sky decides everything 886 00:55:46,841 --> 00:55:49,924 Don't conjecture about love 887 00:55:50,508 --> 00:55:53,758 Let your heart tell you 888 00:55:54,091 --> 00:55:57,049 With whom to share the secret of dreams 889 00:55:57,674 --> 00:56:01,341 With whom to fly, to whom to give 890 00:56:01,716 --> 00:56:04,383 The sky in the palm of your hand 891 00:56:09,341 --> 00:56:12,174 The sky in the palm of your hand 892 00:56:35,216 --> 00:56:38,799 People may not always be here 893 00:56:38,966 --> 00:56:42,466 People cannot always be together 894 00:56:42,716 --> 00:56:49,008 It is impossible for earthly love burn without end 895 00:56:49,966 --> 00:56:53,841 Tell me then why we love 896 00:56:53,924 --> 00:56:57,466 Tell me why we love each other 897 00:56:57,549 --> 00:57:00,008 Counting down the days 898 00:57:01,216 --> 00:57:03,258 Burned the hearts 899 00:57:05,216 --> 00:57:08,883 We always wait for love, like a miracle 900 00:57:09,008 --> 00:57:12,508 We wait for someone unique, like a miracle 901 00:57:12,591 --> 00:57:16,049 Although he should and should and should.... 902 00:57:16,133 --> 00:57:18,799 Burning without tracks 903 00:57:19,966 --> 00:57:23,758 Tell me, we can find him around 904 00:57:23,883 --> 00:57:27,549 That we have found that we have found each other 905 00:57:27,633 --> 00:57:34,049 That you are mine and I am your love and destiny 906 00:57:58,049 --> 00:57:59,508 Surprise! 907 00:57:59,591 --> 00:58:01,633 Sokolov, so late and you're still in bed. 908 00:58:01,716 --> 00:58:04,255 I was coming from the airport and decided to stop here, 909 00:58:04,262 --> 00:58:06,133 to see me. 910 00:58:06,758 --> 00:58:11,091 Fluffy, are you yourself? You slept in your clothes, You're my lunatic. 911 00:58:12,258 --> 00:58:14,716 Are they for me? Thank you for these fragrant flowers. 912 00:58:14,837 --> 00:58:17,383 Don't you ask me how was the flight? And where did I go? 913 00:58:17,466 --> 00:58:19,508 - How was the flight? - You know, the flight was fine, 914 00:58:19,591 --> 00:58:23,133 But the food was terrible. The flowers smelled bad. 915 00:58:24,258 --> 00:58:26,478 And I got here just fine, without traffic jams. 916 00:58:27,674 --> 00:58:30,898 Wait, Sokolov in a bow tie and with flowers... 917 00:58:32,049 --> 00:58:34,508 Sokolov, didn't you know that you Ilona was coming? 918 00:58:37,591 --> 00:58:39,174 I didn't know. 919 00:58:40,341 --> 00:58:43,799 So Sokolov was expecting something else. 920 00:58:45,299 --> 00:58:47,383 They are not for Ilona. 921 00:58:49,383 --> 00:58:52,000 Apparently, they are not for Ilona. 922 00:58:52,966 --> 00:58:55,966 Then the question arises; 923 00:58:57,924 --> 00:59:01,299 who exactly was expecting Sokolov 924 00:59:02,049 --> 00:59:05,349 with these lovely flowers? 925 00:59:06,758 --> 00:59:09,216 The question really arises. 926 00:59:10,091 --> 00:59:12,383 It seems that Sokolov has nothing to say. 927 00:59:12,508 --> 00:59:18,091 Or; Sokolov is preparing to lie again! 928 00:59:18,258 --> 00:59:20,383 This time I want to tell the truth. 929 00:59:20,466 --> 00:59:22,751 The truth? How interesting it is; 930 00:59:23,307 --> 00:59:27,895 to hear for the first time the truth from the mouth of vet Sokolov! 931 00:59:29,133 --> 00:59:31,716 Ilona, vet Sokolov 932 00:59:37,591 --> 00:59:40,966 Veterinarian Sokolov has fallen in love with another woman. 933 00:59:50,633 --> 00:59:52,841 And he apologizes apologies to Ilona. 934 00:59:53,633 --> 00:59:55,154 And apparently, 935 00:59:55,250 --> 00:59:58,561 it's better for him to get out of her life. 936 01:00:13,008 --> 01:00:14,800 Sorry Ilona. 937 01:00:18,898 --> 01:00:20,300 Hey! 938 01:00:36,300 --> 01:00:37,841 Surprise! Hello! 939 01:00:39,008 --> 01:00:41,466 I got off the plane and decided to come visit you. 940 01:00:41,550 --> 01:00:43,883 I am a wreck. The coach came yesterday, 941 01:00:44,091 --> 01:00:47,872 I practiced left-handed beats half a day and smashes half a day. 942 01:00:48,675 --> 01:00:51,383 Ah, look, I hit the ball at 215. 943 01:00:54,133 --> 01:00:55,716 Vera! 944 01:01:28,675 --> 01:01:30,258 - Where is the house? - What? 945 01:01:30,341 --> 01:01:31,940 - Our home. - How should I know? 946 01:01:31,966 --> 01:01:35,675 - There was a house here, where did it go? - Oh, that one? In the morning, it was gone. 947 01:01:35,800 --> 01:01:38,091 The show is over, they dismantled everything and took it away. 948 01:01:38,175 --> 01:01:40,133 "Dismantled." And where did they take it? 949 01:01:40,216 --> 01:01:43,376 Listen, brother, I am security, not Google, how should I know? 950 01:01:43,383 --> 01:01:45,383 Right. Have you seen the girl? 951 01:01:45,466 --> 01:01:48,300 A blonde, pretty one, with dimples in her cheeks. 952 01:01:48,550 --> 01:01:50,966 There was one. Isn't that the one? Look! 953 01:02:00,591 --> 01:02:01,925 Vera! 954 01:02:03,800 --> 01:02:05,591 - Get me that car! - Five! 955 01:02:05,675 --> 01:02:07,216 Go! 956 01:02:15,883 --> 01:02:17,633 Holy crap! Can't you go any faster? 957 01:02:17,716 --> 01:02:20,091 - Are you going to pay the cops? - I'll give you another thousand. 958 01:02:20,175 --> 01:02:22,341 You know how to convince, young man. 959 01:02:36,216 --> 01:02:38,341 - Let's go! - That's it, that's it! 960 01:02:43,508 --> 01:02:45,091 Do you want to go out there? 961 01:02:45,175 --> 01:02:49,258 You can't! Get in! Come in, I tell you! Where are you going? 962 01:02:49,341 --> 01:02:51,800 - Let's make the down payment, I'll pay another thousand! - Two! 963 01:02:51,883 --> 01:02:54,091 - Three! - It's good to negotiate! 964 01:02:54,175 --> 01:02:56,171 I like you! 965 01:03:10,841 --> 01:03:13,008 Okay, got it. Here you go! 966 01:03:19,675 --> 01:03:21,216 Vera! 967 01:03:36,341 --> 01:03:37,800 Do we know each other? 968 01:03:38,883 --> 01:03:40,841 Sorry, I got confused. 969 01:03:41,258 --> 01:03:42,841 No problem. 970 01:04:07,800 --> 01:04:10,091 Hello. I need to see Vera Kazantseva. 971 01:04:10,175 --> 01:04:13,591 - Damn it, she's not here. - Can you tell me how to find her? 972 01:04:13,758 --> 01:04:16,675 If I knew where to find her, I wouldn't go there, 973 01:04:16,758 --> 01:04:19,183 to her! She became a star! 974 01:04:19,425 --> 01:04:22,966 Filming cancelled! Do you know how many people are waiting for it? 975 01:04:24,258 --> 01:04:27,175 - By the way, who are you? - A friend. 976 01:04:27,466 --> 01:04:31,091 Ah, another friend. Look over there, see how many friends? 977 01:04:31,258 --> 01:04:34,133 No, I am really a friend. Maybe the phone number? 978 01:04:34,216 --> 01:04:36,216 Maybe give her address? 979 01:04:36,425 --> 01:04:37,841 That would be great. 980 01:04:38,091 --> 01:04:39,633 What 981 01:04:39,640 --> 01:04:42,133 Vera? No, everything is normal. 982 01:04:42,216 --> 01:04:45,383 He came out, made an appointment for me at the circus, 983 01:04:45,466 --> 01:04:47,425 is after a zoologist guy. 984 01:04:47,883 --> 01:04:50,508 Can't find it! He doesn't know his last name, 985 01:04:50,591 --> 01:04:52,800 not the phone, nor the address, 986 01:04:52,883 --> 01:04:56,675 where you work doesn't either, see? Did I miss something? 987 01:04:56,758 --> 01:04:59,251 Andreevich. I remembered! It's Nikita Andreevich. 988 01:04:59,258 --> 01:05:02,841 Great, isn't it? It changes everything radically, you know? 989 01:05:02,925 --> 01:05:05,925 Now the circus demand narrows things down to about 20,000 people. 990 01:05:06,008 --> 01:05:08,175 Karina, do you think am I really crazy? 991 01:05:08,258 --> 01:05:10,883 You? Good heavens! Three days before the wedding, 992 01:05:10,966 --> 01:05:13,341 - you're looking for a zoologist... - He is a veterinarian! 993 01:05:13,425 --> 01:05:16,019 Forget it! Someone you slept with, 994 01:05:16,026 --> 01:05:18,050 a week and you didn't even ask him his last name? 995 01:05:18,133 --> 01:05:20,716 Please, there are lots of those names. 996 01:05:20,925 --> 01:05:23,216 - Who are you looking for in the circus? - Boris Arkadievich. 997 01:05:23,300 --> 01:05:25,383 - Is it a friend? - It's an elephant! 998 01:05:26,716 --> 01:05:28,925 No, Veruska, I think you need to see a doctor. 999 01:05:38,341 --> 01:05:40,133 Excuse me, I'm looking for Nikita. 1000 01:05:41,383 --> 01:05:43,175 Okay, let's see. 1001 01:05:43,383 --> 01:05:47,341 So, Vasya, Vilen, Friedrich, Tobik, Rex, Santiago. 1002 01:05:47,520 --> 01:05:49,645 Girl, do you have a cat or a dog? 1003 01:05:53,716 --> 01:05:55,925 Excuse me, I'm looking for Nikita Andreevich. 1004 01:05:58,008 --> 01:06:00,091 Kolosov. How can I help? 1005 01:06:00,258 --> 01:06:02,133 Thank you. Help this lizard. 1006 01:06:04,758 --> 01:06:06,925 I won't make it to eight, it's after nine, 1007 01:06:07,050 --> 01:06:08,966 Come on, what about a little later? 1008 01:06:09,466 --> 01:06:13,008 Excuse me, does a young man young man named Nikita work here? 1009 01:06:13,133 --> 01:06:15,300 - So at ten. - Sorry. 1010 01:06:15,383 --> 01:06:17,068 I don't want to go to Karaoke! 1011 01:06:17,341 --> 01:06:19,591 Two hours listening to you guys out of tune. 1012 01:06:20,175 --> 01:06:23,550 - Is he here? - No, but he promised he would call. 1013 01:06:23,633 --> 01:06:25,717 - Do you want something from him? - Can I leave you a note? 1014 01:06:25,800 --> 01:06:27,550 Can I have some paper? 1015 01:06:34,508 --> 01:06:36,592 Okay, I'll try. 1016 01:06:39,383 --> 01:06:40,774 - Thank you. - I'll give it to you. 1017 01:06:40,775 --> 01:06:42,433 Yes, at 10 on Prazhskaya. 1018 01:06:54,592 --> 01:06:56,717 Oh, Nikita Andreevich, I'm glad you showed up. 1019 01:06:56,800 --> 01:07:00,133 I have to go. The plumber is going today fix something for me at home. 1020 01:07:00,217 --> 01:07:02,967 I see. Okay. Natasha, did someone ask about me? 1021 01:07:03,050 --> 01:07:06,092 A lot of customers all day. I passed everything on for tomorrow. 1022 01:07:06,258 --> 01:07:07,883 This is for you. 1023 01:07:08,633 --> 01:07:11,508 Our perfume, on our necks 1024 01:07:11,592 --> 01:07:13,592 Passed into the hands of others 1025 01:07:13,967 --> 01:07:16,883 And after seeing the dream on the back of a friend 1026 01:07:16,967 --> 01:07:19,065 As last spring I held your hands 1027 01:07:19,133 --> 01:07:20,717 Thank you. 1028 01:07:20,800 --> 01:07:23,300 If you decide, come quickly 1029 01:07:23,425 --> 01:07:26,092 Maybe May? Many days ago 1030 01:07:26,300 --> 01:07:28,258 I kept waiting... 1031 01:07:29,508 --> 01:07:32,383 - A little more. - Come on. Go, go, go. 1032 01:07:32,467 --> 01:07:34,967 - Right, okay. - Listen, are you sure? What about the wedding? 1033 01:07:35,050 --> 01:07:39,508 - What marriage? - What wedding? The wedding, the ceremony, 1034 01:07:39,925 --> 01:07:41,800 mystery, unity, bonds of love. 1035 01:07:41,883 --> 01:07:44,342 To the left, philologist, to the left. 1036 01:07:44,425 --> 01:07:46,293 - How? Why do you want to write everything down? - Louder. 1037 01:07:46,300 --> 01:07:47,883 - What? - Here. 1038 01:07:48,043 --> 01:07:49,550 Nonsense! 1039 01:07:49,633 --> 01:07:51,800 Hey, you guys by the wall, don't move! 1040 01:07:51,883 --> 01:07:53,675 Police! Police! 1041 01:07:54,276 --> 01:07:56,776 The shoe! No! No! No! 1042 01:08:00,258 --> 01:08:02,633 Look, this isn't funny anymore. 1043 01:08:03,175 --> 01:08:05,300 What do you think about? Obviously not with my head. 1044 01:08:05,633 --> 01:08:07,342 Maybe I think with my heart. 1045 01:08:07,425 --> 01:08:11,133 Yes? I always thought that this part of the body had a different name. 1046 01:08:11,217 --> 01:08:13,342 - Lesha! - Quiet, come on. 1047 01:08:19,092 --> 01:08:23,050 Oh, what a beauty. Nikas Safronov, you couldn't do better. 1048 01:08:24,050 --> 01:08:27,008 - Are you happy? - If she calls me, yes. 1049 01:08:29,133 --> 01:08:31,967 - Would you like anything else? - No, thank you, I'm expecting a friend. 1050 01:08:32,217 --> 01:08:33,800 Right. 1051 01:08:36,883 --> 01:08:37,131 Hello. 1052 01:08:37,474 --> 01:08:39,850 Kazantseva, remember you have a show? 1053 01:08:40,021 --> 01:08:41,717 - Yes, I passed it on for tomorrow. 1054 01:08:41,800 --> 01:08:43,925 - And you're coming? - Yes, I will. 1055 01:08:43,951 --> 01:08:46,133 I'm going to get an ulcer, Kazantseva! 1056 01:08:52,175 --> 01:08:54,342 - It will call. - It won't. 1057 01:08:54,717 --> 01:08:56,800 - It will call. - It won't. 1058 01:08:56,883 --> 01:08:58,967 - It will call. - It won't. 1059 01:08:59,050 --> 01:09:00,717 It will call. 1060 01:09:14,008 --> 01:09:16,258 - Hello. - Hello, Nikita, this is Vera. 1061 01:09:16,342 --> 01:09:18,675 - Where are you? - Hi, Vera, I'm in the car. 1062 01:09:18,758 --> 01:09:20,633 In the car? In which car? 1063 01:09:20,758 --> 01:09:24,550 In a Megane. Vera, I want to tell you that I 1064 01:10:16,675 --> 01:10:20,996 Then. "Admission for spectators closes one hour before the show." 1065 01:10:24,342 --> 01:10:25,675 Holy crap! 1066 01:10:25,701 --> 01:10:28,008 This interesting interlocutor kept me awake, 1067 01:10:28,028 --> 01:10:29,278 I hope you will too. 1068 01:10:29,285 --> 01:10:31,221 - Can we do it? - Vera Kazantseva was with you, 1069 01:10:31,228 --> 01:10:33,758 see you next week, in the same bed. 1070 01:10:35,175 --> 01:10:37,842 Thank you all, the shoot is over! 1071 01:10:37,925 --> 01:10:40,008 Can I have everyone's attention? 1072 01:10:41,300 --> 01:10:42,967 Vera, 1073 01:10:43,133 --> 01:10:46,425 Strange things have happened between us lately. 1074 01:10:46,508 --> 01:10:48,675 Well, it will also be my fault. 1075 01:10:48,883 --> 01:10:51,008 I am a famous athlete of a great sport, 1076 01:10:51,092 --> 01:10:53,800 and especially tennis, requires complete dedication. 1077 01:10:53,883 --> 01:10:56,458 Forgive me, maybe I'm stupid, 1078 01:10:56,675 --> 01:10:59,931 Although our wedding is in 3 days, 1079 01:11:00,540 --> 01:11:02,958 I wanted to tell you again, 1080 01:11:05,008 --> 01:11:07,092 in front of everyone: Vera, I love you. 1081 01:11:10,008 --> 01:11:12,758 And again, I propose to you. 1082 01:11:23,633 --> 01:11:26,508 Vera, take it. What is there to think, dear God? 1083 01:11:26,592 --> 01:11:28,717 Maybe your Nikita doesn't even exist, at all. 1084 01:11:29,035 --> 01:11:31,258 Go. Hello! 1085 01:11:57,008 --> 01:11:58,675 Hooray! 1086 01:12:10,925 --> 01:12:13,050 For those who are not sleeping, remember 1087 01:12:13,133 --> 01:12:15,675 who watch interviews from "In bed with conducted by Vera. 1088 01:12:15,758 --> 01:12:18,175 And our guest today, artist and designer, 1089 01:12:18,258 --> 01:12:20,258 I don't list all his works; 1090 01:12:20,425 --> 01:12:22,092 Klim Aristarkhovich. 1091 01:12:23,508 --> 01:12:24,758 Thank you. 1092 01:12:24,842 --> 01:12:28,342 You promised to tell me about your new creation. 1093 01:12:28,467 --> 01:12:32,258 Yes. It's hard to call it creation. 1094 01:12:32,883 --> 01:12:35,206 I just got blown away by the mythology. 1095 01:12:35,675 --> 01:12:38,508 And if you want, I'll tell you a story. 1096 01:12:39,008 --> 01:12:41,622 Within the topic of our program, do you agree? 1097 01:12:41,842 --> 01:12:44,300 - Please. - Good, then; 1098 01:12:44,550 --> 01:12:48,077 God created Adam and from one of his ribs Eve. 1099 01:12:48,467 --> 01:12:52,513 And he told them to live as one and never be separated. 1100 01:12:52,842 --> 01:12:58,840 And as you know this exotic couple lived in the Garden of Eden. 1101 01:12:58,967 --> 01:13:01,592 What kind of garden it was, we don't know. 1102 01:13:02,175 --> 01:13:07,102 But it is more or less clear that that garden 1103 01:13:07,147 --> 01:13:09,339 ... it was quite large. 1104 01:13:09,800 --> 01:13:13,758 So I say and some of my colleagues, 1105 01:13:13,842 --> 01:13:18,264 bear with me, that God would be so much smarter, 1106 01:13:18,300 --> 01:13:21,071 than it is customary today think of Him, 1107 01:13:21,300 --> 01:13:25,300 gave Adam and Eve another ability; 1108 01:13:25,509 --> 01:13:28,509 regardless of where they fell asleep, 1109 01:13:28,634 --> 01:13:31,050 They would wake up together the next morning. 1110 01:13:31,384 --> 01:13:33,979 Like you and me here; in the same bed. 1111 01:13:36,800 --> 01:13:38,580 Incredible. 1112 01:13:38,800 --> 01:13:41,675 It is a pity that we have lost this aptitude. 1113 01:13:41,759 --> 01:13:44,300 Yeah, it would be great to keep that connection, let's say, 1114 01:13:44,384 --> 01:13:46,634 between you and your wife. 1115 01:13:47,009 --> 01:13:52,050 Unfortunately, although in that respect I'm glad I'm not married. 1116 01:13:52,425 --> 01:13:54,550 You ask why? I answer. 1117 01:13:54,717 --> 01:13:57,550 Apparently, because I haven't found the woman yet, 1118 01:13:58,467 --> 01:14:02,759 who I would like to wake up with. 1119 01:14:10,009 --> 01:14:11,342 Zinaida Ivanovna! 1120 01:14:12,384 --> 01:14:14,509 Zinaida Ivanovna, Hello! Sorry. 1121 01:14:14,592 --> 01:14:16,675 - You again? - Me again. 1122 01:14:17,467 --> 01:14:21,066 - Yes, where is she? - That's the problem, she is not. 1123 01:14:21,092 --> 01:14:23,259 Don't laugh, but where is the problem? 1124 01:14:23,342 --> 01:14:26,217 If you have a problem today tomorrow you will have another one. 1125 01:14:26,467 --> 01:14:29,384 - The problem is you. - Well, Zinaida Ivanovna, yes, I... 1126 01:14:29,509 --> 01:14:31,759 - I don't understand? - Sorry. 1127 01:14:31,842 --> 01:14:35,043 I need your help; the house back and then it will appear. 1128 01:14:37,384 --> 01:14:38,967 - Which house? - Your dream house. 1129 01:14:39,050 --> 01:14:41,300 Really? It's impossible, it's gone. 1130 01:14:41,384 --> 01:14:43,509 - How did it "disappear"? - It was made in parts. 1131 01:14:43,592 --> 01:14:45,710 the roof for Cherepovets, the walls to Voronezh. 1132 01:14:45,717 --> 01:14:47,342 - Do you remember the bedside tables? - Yes. 1133 01:14:47,425 --> 01:14:49,384 They went to Chelyaba. Khripunov didn't want them, 1134 01:14:49,509 --> 01:14:51,550 - but I succeeded, thanks to my charisma. - Zina! 1135 01:14:51,634 --> 01:14:53,717 - Why are you always touching me? - Zina! 1136 01:14:53,842 --> 01:14:55,925 You can't, control yourself. 1137 01:14:56,009 --> 01:14:58,259 - Zinaida Ivanovna, really. - What? 1138 01:14:58,342 --> 01:15:02,842 Help me. It is a matter of of life and death. 1139 01:15:05,050 --> 01:15:07,592 "Life or death?" 1140 01:15:15,592 --> 01:15:17,675 It touched my heart. 1141 01:15:18,592 --> 01:15:20,342 Stop looking at me like that. 1142 01:15:24,342 --> 01:15:26,092 - Thank you. - Don't thank me, I don't know yet 1143 01:15:26,175 --> 01:15:28,217 what I can do for you. 1144 01:15:28,550 --> 01:15:30,092 - Well, let's go. - Let's go. 1145 01:15:30,175 --> 01:15:32,717 I don't know what I can do in this situation. 1146 01:15:33,592 --> 01:15:39,717 I'm waiting for you, please come quickly 1147 01:15:39,800 --> 01:15:45,967 Please come, come, come 1148 01:15:48,009 --> 01:15:54,425 Why delay, call quickly 1149 01:15:54,509 --> 01:15:56,967 call me... 1150 01:15:57,050 --> 01:15:58,884 Beware! 1151 01:15:58,967 --> 01:16:02,592 ... for our love 1152 01:16:02,675 --> 01:16:06,592 I wait, I hope, I wait only for you! 1153 01:16:06,759 --> 01:16:09,342 No, it is a wall, not the floor. 1154 01:16:10,050 --> 01:16:16,800 How long I will have to wait, I don't know 1155 01:16:17,384 --> 01:16:24,634 But among all, I will recognize you among all 1156 01:16:24,842 --> 01:16:30,884 Why delay, call quickly 1157 01:16:31,009 --> 01:16:38,217 Call me for our love 1158 01:16:38,800 --> 01:16:42,759 Waiting, waiting, waiting in the afternoon 1159 01:16:42,842 --> 01:16:46,425 Waiting, waiting, waiting at midnight 1160 01:16:46,675 --> 01:16:53,142 Waiting, waiting Waiting only for you 1161 01:17:33,342 --> 01:17:36,717 What? How? Why didn't the container arrive? 1162 01:17:37,717 --> 01:17:39,592 - What customs? - The bed? 1163 01:17:39,675 --> 01:17:41,092 But you promised! 1164 01:17:41,300 --> 01:17:43,384 Don't you realize that this is... 1165 01:17:43,467 --> 01:17:45,259 My God, this is a disaster! 1166 01:17:45,467 --> 01:17:47,134 Where is the bed? 1167 01:17:48,634 --> 01:17:50,592 There will be no bed. 1168 01:17:50,717 --> 01:17:52,300 And the bed? 1169 01:17:52,592 --> 01:17:54,550 - There will be no bed. - But you promised. 1170 01:17:56,925 --> 01:17:59,134 He said he had left. 1171 01:17:59,217 --> 01:18:02,800 I didn't say I was out, but loaded. 1172 01:18:02,884 --> 01:18:04,425 - Loaded, and...? - Loaded. 1173 01:18:04,509 --> 01:18:05,630 - E...? - They unloaded it. 1174 01:18:05,650 --> 01:18:06,680 There was an inspection. 1175 01:18:06,687 --> 01:18:10,795 They were inspected is a catastrophe. Seized until everything is clarified. 1176 01:18:11,134 --> 01:18:13,884 Abramson is there! And if Abramson quit, 1177 01:18:14,217 --> 01:18:16,475 not even God can help. 1178 01:18:17,592 --> 01:18:19,217 Don't be upset. 1179 01:18:20,300 --> 01:18:21,675 Don't cry. 1180 01:18:22,259 --> 01:18:24,467 What's up? It's okay, isn't it? 1181 01:18:24,550 --> 01:18:27,009 Three days! It seemed that we could do it, but then 1182 01:18:28,342 --> 01:18:30,009 I am married. 1183 01:18:33,827 --> 01:18:35,619 I was. A long time ago. 1184 01:18:37,217 --> 01:18:38,717 Civil marriage. 1185 01:18:42,009 --> 01:18:44,134 - Zinaida Ivanovna! - Yes. 1186 01:18:45,425 --> 01:18:47,050 - Don't worry. - Right. 1187 01:18:47,384 --> 01:18:49,759 You've done all you can. 1188 01:18:52,217 --> 01:18:53,925 Go. 1189 01:19:00,467 --> 01:19:02,592 - Good-bye. - Goodbye. 1190 01:19:17,467 --> 01:19:19,800 The wedding takes place today 1191 01:19:19,884 --> 01:19:24,539 Risin Konstantin Sergeevich and Kazantseva Vera Pavlovna. 1192 01:19:26,634 --> 01:19:30,217 Dear newlyweds in each person's life, 1193 01:19:30,300 --> 01:19:33,217 There are unforgettable days and events. 1194 01:19:34,134 --> 01:19:39,884 Today is one of those days, the birth of your family. 1195 01:19:40,634 --> 01:19:45,050 The family is the union of people who love each other and the union is voluntary. 1196 01:19:45,842 --> 01:19:48,217 And before you I perform this marriage, 1197 01:19:48,467 --> 01:19:51,800 you must ask; your desire to marry, 1198 01:19:51,884 --> 01:19:57,175 is sincere, free and well assimilated? 1199 01:19:59,259 --> 01:20:03,884 Konstantin agrees, to marry Vera? 1200 01:20:04,967 --> 01:20:08,592 - Yes. - You agree, Vera, 1201 01:20:09,509 --> 01:20:12,259 in marrying Konstantin? 1202 01:21:03,842 --> 01:21:05,509 Good Morning. 1203 01:21:08,592 --> 01:21:10,176 You are here... 1204 01:21:11,467 --> 01:21:14,854 The bed didn't arrive. Abramson was held up. 1205 01:21:15,467 --> 01:21:19,384 I thought it wouldn't work, but you still woke up with me. 1206 01:21:20,384 --> 01:21:24,051 I didn't wake up, I came here. 1207 01:21:30,551 --> 01:21:32,717 Did you run away from your wedding? 1208 01:21:37,301 --> 01:21:40,217 I want to wake up in bed with the person I love. 1209 01:21:41,801 --> 01:21:43,467 I have a question for you: 1210 01:21:43,551 --> 01:21:46,009 If I kiss you won't you slap me? 1211 01:21:46,842 --> 01:21:49,070 I'll slap you is if you don't kiss me. 1212 01:22:06,967 --> 01:22:09,217 Then I will kiss you well. 1213 01:22:09,301 --> 01:22:11,759 If it wasn't for that character, you would be priceless. 1214 01:22:18,213 --> 01:22:21,716 DREAM HOUSE Project author Klim Abramson 1215 01:23:02,551 --> 01:23:04,676 You can't whistle, look. 1216 01:23:15,801 --> 01:23:18,551 Three, two, one, and... 1217 01:23:20,842 --> 01:23:23,301 The night passes through the streets 1218 01:23:23,384 --> 01:23:24,926 Go to 1219 01:23:27,801 --> 01:23:30,259 With a light queenly step 1220 01:23:33,759 --> 01:23:36,801 You take me into your captivity 1221 01:23:37,592 --> 01:23:43,717 On my knees Kissing for the last time 1222 01:23:46,384 --> 01:23:48,759 Just 1223 01:23:50,926 --> 01:23:53,884 A glass of vodka on the table 1224 01:23:56,842 --> 01:23:59,051 Don't hit me! 1225 01:23:59,967 --> 01:24:02,134 The pain 1226 01:24:04,217 --> 01:24:06,842 It resonates in me 1227 01:24:07,967 --> 01:24:12,176 This young moon cries 1228 01:24:21,342 --> 01:24:24,217 Let my eyes be silent 1229 01:24:24,426 --> 01:24:26,967 Can you do it? Then. Do you like it? 1230 01:24:28,759 --> 01:24:31,259 Silently staring at the moon 1231 01:24:34,592 --> 01:24:40,509 If someone calls your attention, hurry back 1232 01:24:43,092 --> 01:24:44,676 I don't know. 1233 01:24:47,342 --> 01:24:49,634 Just 1234 01:24:51,551 --> 01:24:55,134 A glass of vodka on the table 1235 01:24:55,467 --> 01:24:58,467 The seer howls outside the window 1236 01:24:58,967 --> 01:25:02,051 A silent pain 1237 01:25:04,801 --> 01:25:07,926 It resonates in me 1238 01:25:08,759 --> 01:25:14,384 This young moon cries 1239 01:25:31,676 --> 01:25:35,467 The silent pain echoes in me 1240 01:25:36,342 --> 01:25:41,384 This young moon cries 1241 01:25:41,385 --> 01:25:49,885 ..:: Ferneiva translation ::... 89535