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"The Adventures of Ozzie
and Harriet," starring

the entire Nelson family.

Here's Ozzie.

Here's Harriet.

Here's David.

And here's Ricky.

Here they are, America's
favorite family, the Nelsons.

"Dear, mother."

Oh, hi, Mom.

Oh, hi, dear.

Who are you writing to?

I was trying to get a note
off to Grandma Hilliard.

Oh.

Say hello to her for me.

All right.

"Rick says hello.

He just came home for dinner."

Oh, by the way.

I won't be eating
dinner at home tonight.

I'm going bowling
with Terry Dickinson.

Oh, all right, dear.

"Well, I guess he's not going
to be home for dinner after all.

He's going bowling with
a girl named Terry."

Oh, uh, Mom.

- Yes, dear?
- I'm sorry.

I hate to keep interrupting you.

Have you seen my
old bowling shoes?

I promised Terry I'd
lend them to him.

He doesn't have any.

Oh.

Well, I think they're
upstairs in your closet

on the top shelf.

Oh, thanks.

Oh, I'll get it.

"I take that back, mother.

It turns out that
Terry isn't a girl."

Well, OK.

Uh, goodbye.

"He's a boy."

Oh, that was Terry.

He can't make it after all.

I guess I'll eat dinner
with the fraternity then

go to the movies.

OK, dear.

"Dear, mother."

I'm home.

I'm home.

Well, what are you doing?

I'm crumpling up paper.

What's this?

Well, I was trying to get
a letter off to my mother,

but I'm not getting very far.
- Oh.

What's the matter, can't
you think of any news?

Well, actually,
there isn't much.

You and I haven't
done anything unusual.

Rick certainly isn't any help.

Well, why don't you write
something about Dave and June?

Your mother always likes
to hear about them.

Well, that's right,
but can I tell her?

Well, let's see.

They got a new lamp
and a new sofa.

Well, that was over a month ago.

I've already written
her about that.

Well, gee.
I don't know.

You're the one who
talks them all the time.

Say, wait a second.

Didn't you play golf
with Dave last weekend?

No.
That was about three weeks ago.

Besides, I'd rather you'd
save the golfing news till I

managed to beat him again.

I see.

Well, why don't you
tell her about the man

who starved to death?

See, there was
this poor husband,

and he came home
expecting dinner,

and his wife was so busy
writing a letter to her mother--

Oh, he didn't starve to death.

She hit him over the
head with something.

Let's see what's heavy...

Oh, boy.

Something sure smells good.
- Thank you, dear.

It's a roast.

Uh, where's the paper?

It's in the living
room, by the fireplace.

Oh.

You know, I've been thinking.

We haven't heard from Dave
and June in over a week.

That's quite a while.

They've probably been busy.

June usually calls me
every couple of days.

Or if she doesn't, Dave does.

I wonder why they
haven't called.

Who, the Randolphs?

No, Dave and June.

Oh.

What did they have to say?

Well, that's it.

I say we haven't heard
from them in over a week.

In fact, it's been
almost two weeks.

Oh, I'm sure it
hasn't been that long.

Well, it's been
at least 10 days.

Well, after all, they have
their own lives to lead.

They've probably
been doing things.

Well, I realize that, but I
don't see any reason why they

can't call up and say hello.

I told you.

They've been busy.

I still say it's strange
that they haven't called.

Oh, who's this?

Oh, Dave and June.

They haven't called us
in almost two weeks.

It does seem kind of funny.

Why do you think that is?

Gee, I don't know.

Why don't you call
them and find out?

Well, good night, Mom.
Good night, dear.

Good night, Pop.

Good night, Rick.

What do you think?

You think we ought to call?

Well, I don't care.

You want to call them, go ahead.

Well, don't you
think we should?

Well, personally,
I think you're making

a big thing out of nothing.

Well, maybe you're right.

I probably am.

As I say, if you want to call
them, though, you go ahead.

No.

That's all right.

We'll hear from
them soon enough.

Whatever you say.

I'll get cleaned up for dinner.

Hello?

Hello?

Uh, uh, June?

Ozzie?

Harriet, what are
you doing on the phone?

Same thing you are.

Oh.

I, uh-- I guess
they're not home.

I guess not.

Well, I'll tell you what.

Why don't you and I meet
someplace and have dinner?

All right.

How about here in
the dining room?

That'll be fine.

In fact, that's exactly
what I had in mind.

Well, still no answer.

Well, they probably went out
to dinner and then to a show.

Maybe they're having
dinner at somebody's house.

At any rate, it's pretty
obvious they're not home.

I hope they're all right.

Well, of course
they're all right

or they would have
called us long ago.

Suppose they couldn't call.

Well, what do you mean?

Well, suppose they
were bound and gagged.

No more television for you
for the rest of this week.

Well, anyway, I hope
they're all right.

I wish we'd hear from them.

Well, come on down
to the malt shop,

and I'll buy you a big, thick
malted milk with extra ice

cream.
- Oh, I don't know.

Are you kidding?

You haven't gained
a pound in 25 years.

Not me I'm thinking about.

Oh!

Well, I always thought
you liked fat, jolly men.

Here you are, folks,
two strawberry malts.

Oh, thank you, Jack.

Strawberry kind of runs in
the Nelson family, doesn't it?

What do you mean?

Well, Dave always
orders strawberry.

Oh, has Dave been in?

Not in a couple of days.

But he phoned last night.
- He phoned here?

Yeah.

He ordered two
quarts of strawberry

and a quart of vanilla.

How about that?

He could have called us.

We always have
plenty of ice cream.

Well, come on.

Fatten up.

Oh, hi, Mr. Nelson.
Hi, Mrs. Nelson.

Well, hello, Wally.
Hi, Ginger.

Hi, Wally and Ginger.

Say, just keep
that up, Mr. Nelson.

That's the secret of my success.

He's been fighting
that battle for years.

And losing.

- Would you join us?
- Oh, nok thank you.

We were just on our way out.
- Wally told me about Dave.

You must be very proud of him.
- What's this?

Well, in court the other day.
He won that big insurance case.

- He did?
- Well, yeah.

I was talking to
Mr. Kelley, and he

said Dave did a terrific job.

He's getting to be
quite a lawyer, isn't he?

Oh, yeah.

I guess he is.

Have you seen Dave?

Recently, that is?
- Yeah.

We had lunch with
him the other day.

Oh.
That was nice.

I love that new coat
of June's, don't you?

Well, I don't know.

I haven't had a
chance to see it yet.

Oh, it's beautiful.

I ran into her down at
the Emporium yesterday.

Oh.
That was nice.

Well, we better be going.
Sure was nice to see you folks.

- Oh, thank you, Wally.
- Thank you.

- Bye-bye.
- Bye, Ginger.

Bye.

Well...

Well, what?

We seem to be a little
behind times, as far

as Dave and June are concerned.

Well, yeah.

I-- I guess Dave's
doing pretty well.

Yeah.

Sure sounds like it.

Of course, he spends a lot
of time in court these days.

I guess it wasn't
that big a deal.

There was probably no reason
for him to mention it to us.

Well, he mentioned
it to Wally.

It certainly sounded important.
- Here's your check, folks.

Thank you very much.

Oh, thank you, Jack.

Oh, before I forget it.

Take a look at these.

Oh!

Hey, there beauties.

Trout, aren't they?

Yeah.

Where'd you catch these?

Up at the lake last weekend.

I really got lucky.

How did Dave make out?

- Dave?
- Yeah.

I saw Dave and June up there.

I just got a chance
to wave to them.

Did they catch any fish?

Well, I really don't know.

I imagine they did.

They were up the lake?

Yeah.

Well, it's funny
they didn't stop

by the house with some fish.

Well, he could have
been mistaken, you know.

Maybe it was somebody else that
just looked like Dave and June.

Well, you all finished?

Yeah.

Oh, hi, Mom and Pop.

- Well, hi, Rick.
- Hi, Rick.

Have you heard the news?

Dave had a baby boy.

- Dave?!
- Yeah.

You know Dave Parker.

Oh.

Congratulations.

Congratulations, Dave.

Here, have a cigar.

Oh, thanks.

It just seems funny that
they'd go all the way up

to the lake without even
mentioning it to us.

Well, not necessarily.

They don't have to tell
us every place they go.

Well, they usually do.

They know we're interested.

You don't seem to realize
Dave is married now.

He has his own life to lead.

Doesn't have to report to us
every time they go someplace.

I know that.

It's not a matter of reporting.

It's just that I like to hear
from them once in a while.

Well, why don't
you give them a ring?

Why don't you?

Well, why me?

Well, I don't want it
to seem like I'm prying.

OK.

I'll take the blame.

I'll be the first
prying father-in-law.

- Hello?
- Oh, gee.

I'm sorry.

Did I wake you up?

Oh, that's OK.

Who is this?
Pop?

Yeah.

Gee, I woke him up.

Gee, I'm sorry.

I didn't realize you
went to bed so early.

Oh, I have to be in court
to first thing in the morning.

Oh, gee.
I'm sorry.

Well, go back to sleep.

Yeah.

Go back to sleep, Dave.

What's the matter?

Oh, it's nothing at all.

Everything's fine.

Just go back to sleep, son.

Good night, Dave.

- Dave?
- Hmm?

Who was that?

It was Pop.

What did he want?

Oh, nothing.

He just said to
go back to sleep.

Is anything wrong?

No, nothing.

He just said to
go back to sleep.

I wonder how come
they were asleep?

It wasn't very late.

Well, he has to get
up early in the morning.

He isn't sick.

How'd he sound?

He sounded sleepy.

You mean annoyed?

Well, it was kind
of hard to tell.

He was half asleep.

You don't think they're
avoiding us, do you?

Why, what do you mean by that?

Well, maybe we've
done something

to hurt their feelings.

- Well, what could we have done?
- Oh, I don't know.

Unless you did something
you didn't tell me about.

Well, no.

Of course not.

Maybe it was the last
time we went out to dinner.

Remember, you insisted
on paying the check.

Well, are you kidding?

Why should that make him
mad if I paid the check?

Maybe he'd rather
pay his own way.

Oh, no.

I don't think that's it.

Well, it must be something.

If it'll make you
feel any better

we'll stop over
there tomorrow night.

Hey, yeah.
That's an idea.

Let's not say anything
about it, though.

We'll just drop by casually
and see what's going on.

Oh, hi.
You guys still awake?

Yeah, hi.
Come on in, Rick.

I just thought
I'd say goodnight.

Oh, good night, dear.

Night, Mom.

Uh, uh, Rick?

Tell me something.

If we all went out
to dinner together

and I picked up the check,
would you feel offended?

What's this?

Oh.

Well, never mind.

You sure you just had a
malted milk to drink tonight?

It was a kind of a
silly question, I guess.

Goodnight, son.
- Goodnight, Pop.

Night, Mom.

Goodnight dear.

That probably
wasn't a fair test.

Uh, Harriet?

Yeah?

Have we seen "The
Last Key to Paradise"?

Yeah, a couple of months ago.

At least I saw it.

I think you slept
through most of it.

That's right.

It was pretty bad, wasn't it?

Would you like to
see it again tonight?

What do you mean?

I thought we were going to
stop by Dave and June's?

Well-- well, we are.

But we need an excuse
for dropping in on them.

And "The Last Key
to Paradise" is

playing at a theater
in their neighborhood.

Oh.

Well, we don't have to make
believe we're going to a movie.

We have a perfectly good
excuse for going over there.

Oh?

Well, what's that?

To take them the extra
pie I baked because I cut up

too many apples.

Oh.

Where's the pie?

Right over there.

Oh, good.

How about a piece
of it right now?

No.

I told you I baked
that for Dave and June.

Well, then how about a
piece of the other pie?

What other pie?

Well, the other one that
makes this the extra one?

Oh, I'm not going to
bake that until tomorrow.

Harriet?

- Oh, hi, Dave.
- Hi, Dave.

Hi.

Come on in.

I thought you were
somebody else.

Hey, June.
Look who's here.

Oh, hi, Mom.
Hi, Dad.

- Hello, dear.
- Oh, hi.

We didn't know you
were expecting company.

Oh, don't be silly.
We're glad you came by.

Oh, we can't stay.

We thought we'd take in a movie.

We're going to see "The Last
Pie to Paradise" Uh, uh, a key.

Your mother baked an
apple pie for you.

Oh, how nice.
Thanks, Mom.

Apple pie is my favorite.

Can you stay for dinner?
- Oh, no, thank you.

Really, Dave.

We were on our
way to the movies.

Oh, please stay.

We have plenty.

Dave, get another
leaf for the table.

No, thank you, dear.
Really, we've had our dinner.

We were just on our
way to the movies.

Oh, gee.

I wish you could stay and
meet these friends of ours.

They're an awfully nice couple.

Well, maybe some other time.

We'll get together real soon.

That's a promise now.

And thanks for the pie.

We'll have it for dessert.

- Oh, you're welcome.
- We'll give you top billing.

- Good night.
- Good night.

- Good night.
- Good night.

We really should have
phoned and given them

a little warning.

Will you stop
worrying about it?

It was OK.
- Oh, it was not.

We looked like a couple of
snoopy parents and you know it.

Well, now how
can you say that?

It was pretty obvious
they wanted us to stay.

Oh, well, naturally
they were glad to see us,

but I still say it was
kind of embarrassing.

We shouldn't have
gone over there.

I must admit we didn't
find out too much.

I mean, about why we
haven't heard from them.

I'll get that.

We didn't find out anything.

Hello?

Oh, hi, Pop?

Oh, hi, Dave.

It's Dave.

What is it, son?

Well, Tom and Elaine, that's
the couple that came over here

for dinner.

They're still here,
and we thought maybe

you'd like to stop over and have
a cup of coffee or something.

Oh.
Well, gee.

Thanks.
Maybe some other time.

It's kind of late.
- I know.

We called you before,
but there was no answer.

Oh.

Well, your mother and
I went to a movie.

Well, how about
tomorrow night?

Why don't you come
over and have dinner?

Well, just a second.

I'll check with your mother.

Uh, they want us to come over
for dinner tomorrow night.

Oh, gee.

Do you think we should?

I think they're just
being polite because

of what happened tonight.

Well, I don't know.

Whatever you say.

He's waiting.

Well, why don't we ask
them to come over here?

June just cooked that
big dinner tonight.

Yes.

Uh, Dave?

That'll be fine, only why
don't you guys come over here?

Your mother says she'll have a
couple of nice big thick steaks

with baked potatoes
and stewed tomatoes,

pie a la mode for dessert.

How about it?

Gee, that sounds too
good to turn down, Pop.

We'll be there.

What time?

Well, how about,
say, 7 o'clock?

Great.
We'll see you at 7 o'clock then.

OK.

And say goodnight to June.

They'll be here tomorrow
night for dinner.

So I gathered.

You kind of killed two
birds with one stone there,

didn't you?
- What do you mean?

Well, we got the
kids over here,

and you got your favorite meal.

Oh!
Yeah.

I thought it was kind of
clever the way I worked that.

Well, the important thing
is that they're coming over.

Yeah.
We finally got them trapped.

Well, don't say "trapped."

Well, you know what I mean.

Say, that might be the
answer to the whole thing.

What's that?

Well, it may be that it's
kind of dull coming over

here and seeing the old folks.

Oh.

I don't think so.
Do you?

Well, figure it
out for yourself.

What do we do when the
kids come over here?

We have dinner, and then
we go in the den and watch

television for a while.

And then we get out
the picture album,

and I tell you in a
couple of funny things

David said when he was a baby.

And then you tell them
about the latest fishing

trip you and Joe
took up at the lake.

Then you show him
some of the pictures

of the fish you caught.

And we top off the evening
by gathering in the kitchen

for a cup of hot chocolate.

Oh, come on now.

It's not as bad as all that.

Well, I think it is.

What are you looking for?

Oh, I just thought
I'd get a cup of hot--

Maybe I'll get a
glass of cold milk.

What have you got there?

Oh, some games I
found up in the attic.

I thought we might play
something tonight for a change.

Oh, that's a good idea.

This is Parcheesi.

That was a favorite of Dave's
when he was a little fella.

What's that?

Well, that's an old
mahjong set I found up there.

It's a jigsaw puzzle, dominoes,
and my new fishing reel.

Oh, you found it.

What was this doing
up in the attic?

Well, I put it there.

I figured if it was down
here you might be tempted

to drag it out and
show it to Dave,

and then you'd spend the
rest of the night talking

about fishing.

OK.

I promise I won't talk about
fishing if you promise not

to get out the family album.

It's a deal.

Besides, I can't find it.

Oh.

I hid it in the
downstairs closet.

A fine thing.

Oh.

Did you get the steaks
out of the freezer?

Well, I was
wondering about that.

Don't you think it might be fun
if we had something a little

different tonight?

Like what?

- Like sukiyaki.
- Sukiyaki?

Uh-huh.

We have that little
hibachi out in the garage.

We could bring it
into the living room,

put it in the fireplace,
and cook right there.

Hey, you might
have an idea at that.

We could spread some
pillows around on the floor

and eat Japanese style.

And use chopsticks.

Ah so.

How do I look?

Ah so.

Very nice.

Thank you.

How do you like
the decorations?

Oh, they're just beautiful.

What game are we
going to play first?

Oh, I don't know.

Mahjong, I guess.

That seems to fit in
best with the motif.

Wait a second.

Do the Japanese
play mahjong, too?

Yeah, I think so.

How's the fire coming?

Oh, not too good, I'm afraid.

Oh, be careful of your kimono.

You'll burn yourself.

I don't think there's enough
fire in there to burn anything.

And I'll tell you
another thing, I'm

not going to make it sitting
on the floor on those pillows

all night.

My back is killing me already.

I don't think the pillows
are going to make it either.

They should be bigger.

- What are we doing here anyway?
- I don't know.

It seems a little
ridiculous, doesn't it?

Well, I'll tell
you what we're doing.

We're knocking ourselves out
trying to entertain our own son

and daughter-in-law.

Well, I know, but
what's wrong with that?

Well, the whole idea.

We shouldn't have to
put on a big show just

to have our kids come
over here and see us.

Well, I don't know.

If you want to forget
the whole thing,

I can get a couple of
steaks out of the freezer

and we can straighten
the room up.

- Let's go.
- Hi.

Hi.

Oh, hi.

Hi.

Are we a little too
early, or a little too late?

No, no, no.

You're fine.

Gee, that's lovely kimono.

Oh, thank you.

Do you mind if I ask
what's going on around here?

Oh, no.

That's a good question.

We just got kind
of a crazy idea.

We thought we'd
liven things up a bit.

We figured it might be getting
a little dull around here.

Oh, whatever
gave you that idea.

Well, we love
to come over here.

We always have a lot of fun.

Do you mind if we sit down?
- Oh, no, no.

Go ahead.

Here, let me take your coat.

Now, what's this all about?

Well, your mother--

That is, actually, we both
were a little concerned

because we hadn't heard from
you in a couple of weeks.

Gee, I didn't realize
it had been that long.

We've really been awfully busy.

I was hung up in court
for four or five days,

and then we had to
go up to the lake.

Mr. Kelley and his wife
invited us up there,

and we couldn't very
well turn them down.

Oh, of course not.

We'd already invited Tom and
Elaine to have dinner with us.

We've owed them for
a couple of months.

Well, gee, you
don't have to explain.

It's just that we
were a little worried.

Didn't you get our
card from the lake?

I wrote a big long note on it.

We didn't get it.

You'll get it tomorrow.

Tomorrow?

You mailed it from the
lake four days ago.

Oh, no.

I found it in my
pocket this morning,

and I mailed it from the office.

I wonder where
he gets that from?

We got some wonderful
pictures up at the lake.

Wait till you see him.
- Yeah.

And wait till you see the
fish I caught up there.

Oh, this is beginning
to sound familiar.

- I'll be right back.
- Where are you going?

Well, I want to
get my fishing reel.

Oh, no, you don't.

You come on back here till this
living room's straightened up.

What's the hibachi for?

Well, we were going to sit
on the floor and eat sukiyaki.

Oh, well, that
sounds like fun.

Can't we still do it?
- Well, sure.

If you really want to.

Sure.

Oh, yes.

Put the pillows back.

Wait a minute.

On second thought,
we're not really dressed

for the occasion.

You will be in a minute.

Oh.

Oh, it's beautiful.

You look beautiful, too, Dave.

You both look lovely.

Thank you.

Ah so.

Fujiyama.

Sayonara.

Yokohama.

Lakadaka.

Lakadaka?

Well, you guys used
up all the words I know.

Ah so.

Sure was a nice
evening, was it?

Yeah.

The kids had a wonderful time.

And remember now,
I wasn't the one

who started talking
about the fishing.

That was Dave.

Oh, I know.

And I wasn't the one
who got the album out.

June wanted to put
the pictures in it.

I guess we were
worried about nothing.

Well, yes.

But they really should be
a little more thoughtful

and keep in touch
with us occasionally.

Oh, well.
You know how kids are.

Hello?

Oh, hello, mother.

It's my mother.

No, we're fine.

Yes, honest.

Oh really?

I didn't realize it
had been that long.

I forgot to finish that letter.

No, mother.

We're all just fine.

If there was anything
wrong we'd let you know.

Yes, he's right here.

I'll let you talk to him.

She wants to talk to you.

Hi, gram.

Oh, no.

We're just fine.

Oh.

Well, I'm sorry
you were worried.

Well, yeah.

Well, we've been kind of busy.

You know how it is.

Ooh, ooh, ooh,
ooh-ah, ooh-ah, ooh-ah.

It's a young world.

When you're in love
you're in a young world.

So take my hand and
let me show you just

how true young love can be.

And a whoa, whoa, oh.

It's a young world, and if you
tell me you're my one girl,

you'll make my whole
life worth living just

by giving your love to me.

All of the world is a treasure
when you have someone to care.

Promise me your love
forever and we'll

have the whole world to share.

And it's a young world.

When you're in love
you're in a young world.

If you believe what I've
told you, let me hold you,

say you love me.

It's a young world.

Oh, oh, oh, it's a young world.

Oh, oh, oh, it's a young world.

Oooh, oooh.

Young world, young.