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"The Adventures of Ozzie
and Harriet," starring

the entire Nelson family.

Here's Ozzie...

Here's Harriet...

Here's David...

And here's Ricky.

Here they are, America's
favorite family, the Nelsons.

Hello?

Oh, hi, Norma.

This is Rick.

Hey, I was looking for
you at school today.

Oh, gee.
I was there.

Well, I don't know.

The dean and I were
looking all over for you.

I thought you might
be ditching school.

I'll bet.

Well, the reason I
wanted to talk to you

is I've got kind of a problem.

Well, I opened my
wallet this morning

and found some money in it.

- Really?
- Yeah.

And I was racking my
brain all afternoon

trying to figure out
what to do with it.

What did you decide?

Well, I decided to squander
it on some beautiful girl

this Saturday night.

Gee.

Well, if by any
remote possibility

you were talking about
me I already have a date.

Oh.

Gee, that's too bad.
- Yeah.

I'm sorry, too.

It was a very nice approach.

Oh, uh, I'm glad you like it.

What about Friday night?

Oh.

Well, we've got kind of a
family thing going on Friday.

Oh.

Well, I must say I've
had better nights.

I'm really sorry.

But I'll be at the
library tomorrow evening

if you have nothing else to do.

Well, I may just drop by.

Good.

Maybe we can get a
table in a quiet corner

and count all that money.

Sounds like fun.

I'll see you then.

Thanks for calling. Goodbye.

Goodbye.

Get the date OK, Rick?

Well, kind of, if
you call it that.

What do you mean?

Well, I can't quite
figure this girl out.

I have a lot of
fun talking to her,

but when it comes down
to getting a real date

I can't seem to get anywhere.

Well, you just got a
date with her, didn't you?

Well, yeah.

I'm meeting her at the
library tomorrow night.

And we can't even talk.

Good luck.

Oh, hi, Joe.

Hi, Oz.

Close the door, will you?

What's the matter?

Clara's on her way
over here, and there's

something I want to talk to
you about before she gets here.

You have nothing
to worry about.

I solemnly swear that you were
with me at the bowling alley

until after 12
o'clock last night.

Oh, you know me, Oz.

I was home in bed.

Oh, I'm sorry.

I can't swear to that.

Listen to me, please.

Clara's liable to
be here any minute.

OK.
What's your problem?

Well, I just thought
you might want

to have a little talk with
Ricky and sort of put him

on his guard.

Well, on his
guard against what?

What's this all about?

If you'll stop interrupting
me and let me finish a sentence,

maybe you'll find out.

I'm not interrupting you.

You say something and stop,
and I figure it's my turn.

Oh.

Well, she wants to
arrange a date with Ricky.

Ricky and Clara?

You see what I mean?

There you go again.

What did I-- you say something
ridiculous, and then you stop.

Well, only to catch my breath.

Where was I?

Have you been drinking?

No.

Do you want to hear
this or don't you?

Well, of course I do,
but get to the point.

Something about Ricky and Clara.

Yeah.

Well, anyway, Clara
has this niece

who's coming down to
visit us for a few days.

And you know how women are.

She wants to arrange a date
between Ricky and the girl.

Her name's Shirley.

Maybe you remember her.

Uh, yeah.

It seems to me I do.

Yeah.

Last time I saw her she
was about this high.

I think we've still got a couple
of pictures of her wrestling

around on the lawn with Rick.

Well, of course, we're not
allowing any of that this time.

Anyway, Clara's going to come
over here and drop a few hints

about Rick's taking her out.

And I figured if I
told you about it

you might kind of put
Rick on his guard.

You know, so you'll
have a fighting chance.

Yeah.

I-- I see what you mean.

Well, thanks a lot, Joe.

It's OK.

Of course, there's
a possibility

he may want to take her out.

What does she look like now?
Do you know?

I haven't the slightest idea.

But at least this way he
won't be taken completely

by surprise.

Where's Harriet?

Oh, uh, she's right out
in the kitchen I think.

Come on, I'll buy
you some coffee.

Yeah.
Sounds good.

You say Clara's
coming over here?

Yeah.
At least, that's what she said.

- Hi, Harriet.
- Hi, Clara.

Come on in.
- Uh-oh.

There she is.

Well, there you are.

I wondered where
you disappeared to.

What are you doing over here?

I came to borrow some sugar.

Oh, well, that's nice.

How much do you want?

Oh, maybe a cup or so.

Oh.
Well, here.

I've got an extra box.

Well, you sure you
can spare it, Harriet?

- Sure.
- Oh, thanks.

Come on, Joe.
Let's go.

Wait a minute.

Aren't you going, er,
um, have some coffee?

Yeah.
How about it?

Oh.
No thanks.

Not tonight, Harriet.

Come on, Joe.

Just a second.

Now, you sure you
didn't come over

here to tell Harriet some news?

Oh.

What about?

Clara's niece is coming down
to visit us for a few days.

Oh, isn't that nice?

Her name is Shirley.

I'll bet you remember her.

She was here once
before a long time ago.

Yes.
I think I do.

And?

And what?

What Clara's
trying to say is she

thought it would be
nice if Rick took

Shirley out while she was here.
- Oh.

Well, I don't know what
Ricky's got planned,

but we can certainly ask him.
Come on.

I think he's upstairs
in his room studying.

See?

What did I tell you?

Here we are.

Is that the right one?
- Yes.

Thank you, dear.

There she is.

I thought we had
a picture of her.

Oh, yeah.
I remember her.

Naturally, she's grown
up a bit since then.

- I guess we all have.
- Yeah.

Take away the pigtails,
a few freckles,

add a few pounds here and there.

Well, I'll take
your word for it.

She's really very
pretty now, Rick.

I'm sure she is.

Her mother says she's one
of the most popular girls

on the campus.

Well, anyway, I
thought you might all

come over for dinner tomorrow
night and get acquainted.

- It's fine with me.
- Hmm.

Sounds wonderful.
- Oh, good.

Well, how about 7 o'clock?

You betcha.
Sounds fine.

Well, we'll see you then.

Oh, and Oz, you will
wear a coat, won't you?

We want to make a good
impression on the kid.

Oh, sure.

Either that or a nice,
clean sweatshirt.

Don't forget the sugar.

Oh, the sugar.

Oh, Harriet?

I guess I won't need
the sugar after all.

- See ya, Oz.
- Goodnight, Clara.

Goodnight, Joe.

See you tomorrow night.

I hope they didn't put you
on too much of a spot, Rick.

Oh, that's OK.

I know they appreciate it.

Oh, it might be
interesting to see her again.

Besides, the Randolphs
are such nice people.

Hey, wait a second.

What about Norma?

Don't you have a date
with her tomorrow night?

Well, that really
wasn't much of a date.

I was just going to
meet her at the library.

I'll get it all
straightened out.

Gee, I wonder what Shirley
does look like now?

Oh, hi, Rick.

Oh, hi, Norma.

- You know George, don't you?
- Yeah.

Hi, George.
- Hi, Rick.

I'll see you later, Norma.

OK.

Gee, I've got kind of
a problem about tonight.

Oh?
What's the matter?

Well, I won't be able to
meet you at the library.

Oh?
How come?

Well, I got kind of
roped into having dinner

with some friends
of the families.

Their niece is coming into town.

Niece?

Well, yeah.

As I say, it's one of
those family things.

I hope you don't mind.

Oh, no.

Of course not.

- Say, how about tomorrow night?
- Well, gee.

I don't know.

Why don't you check
with me later?

Well, it might be
kind of difficult

for me to call you later.

Well, I'll probably run
into you on the campus

sometime tomorrow.
- OK.

Well, I'll see
you tomorrow then.

Yeah.
Have a good time.

Oh, thanks.

Hi, Norma.

Oh, hi, Bob.

Can I buy you a
malt or something?

You sure can.

I'll see you later, Rick.

Yeah, OK.

- Hi.
- Hi, Clara.

- Hi, Oz.
- Hello, Harriet.

Hi, Joe.

Hello, Ricky.

Well, hi, Joe.

Oh, Ricky, you're
so handsome tonight.

Oh, thank you.

Oh, if I were only
10 years younger.

Heh-heh.

How many?

Oh, never mind.

- Hello, Mrs. Nelson.
- Hello, Shirley.

I haven't seen you since
you were a little girl.

Hi, Shirley.
Nice to see you again.

- You remember Rick?
- Hi.

Hi, Shirley.
It's been a long time.

Sure has.

What happened to the
braces on your teeth?

I was just going to
ask you the same thing.

What about the
freckles on your nose?

Oh, I still have those,
but only in the summertime.

You really haven't
changed so much, though.

Of course, you're a couple
of feet taller and your hair

is darker.

Well, your hair's gotten
a little lighter, hasn't it?

That's just this week.

Would you like some
more coffee, Harriet?

- Yes, thank you.
- I'll get it, Aunt Clara.

Oh, all right, dear.

She's a lovely girl, Clara.

Yes, isn't she, though?

Oh, she sure is.

Well, it's easy to see why she
was selected homecoming queen.

Was she?

Of course she was.

Oh, Aunt Clara.

Well, you were, dear,
and I think it's very nice.

She was picked out
of over 500 students.

That's quite an honor.

Thank you.

But, Aunt Clara, half
of them are boys.

Well, I don't care.

I think it's wonderful.

Thank you.

Honey, why don't you
show Rick your scrapbook?

Did you bring it with you?

No, I didn't, Aunt Clara.

Mother has it.

Oh, that's a shame.

She wouldn't be traveling
around with her scrapbook.

Well, I don't know why not.

Her picture was in all
the papers up there.

Clara.

Well, it was.

Wait a minute.

Your mother sent me
one of the clippings

from the school newspaper.

Now, where did I put that?

Oh, never mind, Aunt Clara.

Here it is.

Here, take a look at this.

Oh, yes.

Oh, you look beautiful.

Yes.

Very nice.

Who's the guy with you?

Oh, he's just a friend.

A boy I used to go
out with occasionally.

And she's president
of her sorority.

Clara, you're
embarrassing her.

She's always doing that.

I am not.

Are you kidding?

Just like at the
Johnson's last week.

Somebody happened to
mention the Rose Bowl game,

and Clara had to tell everybody
about that touchdown I

made in high school.

Well, I think when somebody
runs 65 yards for a touchdown

it's worth talking about.

But when you keep talking
about it all the time it

gets a little embarrassing.

Besides, it was 67 yards.

Well, shall we go
in the other room?

- OK.
- How about the dishes?

Oh, no.

I'll get those later.

Say, you kids don't have to
stick around with us old folks.

Why don't you go to the movies?

Oh.
Well, yeah.

That sounds good to me.
How about you?

Yeah.

I'd love to.

Well, thanks for the
dinner, Mrs. Randolph.

I really enjoyed it.
- That's OK, Rick.

We loved having you.

Well, see you later. Bye.

- Have fun.
- Bye.

- Bye.
- I'll get my coat.

They seemed to hit it off
pretty well, didn't they?

Yes, they did.

She's a very attractive girl.

We figured it was
just about all over.

What's this?

Well, it was the
last quarter, and it

was about a minute and a half
to go with third and seven.

The ball was in
our own territory.

Naturally, they were
expecting a pass,

but I took off around right end
and reversed my field and cut

back.

I was lucky enough to pick
up a couple of good blocks

at the 50-yard line.

And from there on it
was clear sailing.

Oh.

That's very interesting.

Gee, I hope Rick
didn't feel like he

was trapped this evening.

He didn't seem to.

Besides, I think Shirley's
a very attractive girl,

don't you?
- Oh, well, yeah.

But, you know, Clara seems to
be pushing things a little bit.

Oh, that's only natural.

After all, we're
all good friends.

- Is that you, Rick?
- Oh, yeah.

Hi.
- Oh, hi.

Hi, dear.
How was the date?

Oh, fine.

She seems like
a real nice girl.

Yeah, she sure is.

- You have a good time?
- Oh, yeah.

Very nice. Thanks.

That's good.

In fact, I've got a date
with her tomorrow night.

- Oh, really.
- Yeah.

We're going to a play.

Oh.

Well, that's fine if
you're sure you want to.

Oh, yeah.

I thought you had a date
with Norma for tomorrow night.

Well, I did, but I guess
I'll have to break it again.

Oh, Rick?

Why didn't you
just make the date

with Shirley for
the following night

as long as you had a date?

Well, the tickets
are for tomorrow night.

Oh.

Did you buy the tickets tonight?

Well, no, Mr.
Randolph gave them to me

when I brought Shirley home.

Mr. Randolph?

Well, that's not fair.

Well, don't worry
about it, Pop.

It's OK.
- Well, I know.

But, I mean, don't feel you
have to take her out now

if you don't want to.

I mean, just because
the Randolphs

are good friends of ours.
- Oh, no.

It's OK, Pop.

Well, maybe you can
get a date with Norma

for the following night.
- Well, yeah.

Maybe.
Well, good night, Mom.

Good night, dear.

Good night, Pop.

Good night, Rick.

- Norma?
- Oh.

Hi, Rick.
- Hi.

Can I talk to you for a minute?
- Sure.

If it's about tonight, it's OK.

What time do you
want to pick me up?

Well, that's what I
wanted to talk to you about.

I'm afraid I can't
make it again.

- Oh, really?
- Yeah.

I'm sorry.

Well, that's OK.

Maybe some other time.

Well, it's just
one of those things.

I'm kind of
obligated to help out

these friends of the family.

The ones with the niece?

Uh, yeah.

Well, have fun.

Well, I don't know about that.

I'll see you later.
- OK.

Goodbye.
- Bye.

- Hey, Rick?
- Oh.

Hi, Charlie.
- You've been holding out on me?

What do you mean?

Who was that cute girl I
saw you with at the movies

last night?

Oh.

Well, that was a
friend of the family's.

She sure was cute.

Well, hi.
Come on in.

Hi, Harriet.

- Well, hi, Clara, Joe.
- Hi, Oz.

Hi, Oz.

I came to return the
sugar I borrowed.

But you didn't take
any with you, remember?

That's why we
didn't bring any back.

We just wanted an excuse to
come over and talk to you.

Oh, good.
Come on in and sit down.

The kids get away OK?

Oh, yes, Harriet, and
you should have seen them.

They make the most
beautiful couple.

Sit down, Joe.

Thanks.

Did Rick have a
good time last night?

He seemed to.

Well, Shirley certainly did.

I think she's
pretty sold on Rick.

You know what she did the
first thing this morning?

She phoned her
girlfriend back home

and told her all about the date.

You mean she
called long distance?

Of course.

On our phone?

Well, naturally.

And she told her how much
fun they had last night,

and that they're going
to the play tonight,

and what a nice boy Ricky is.

They must have talked
for about an hour.

Long distance?

Oh, Joe.

Where is your romance?

Well, I'm glad they're
getting along so well.

Oh, so am I. Whoever thought
we'd end up being in-laws?

Now, Clara, we
wouldn't be in-laws.

She's only our niece.

Well, we'd be
honorary in-laws.

Don't you think
you might possibly be

rushing things just a little?
- Yeah.

They've only been out
together a couple of times,

including tonight.

Well, yes, but we've
known each other for years.

I don't know what that proves,
but it must prove something.

Well, I just have
a feeling about this.

You mark my words.

Those kids are just
meant for each other.

Shirley Nelson.

Doesn't that sound nice?

Well, yeah, but after
all, these things take time.

Well, yes.

But wouldn't it be wonderful?

It sure would.

Well, if you'll
excuse me, I think

I'll go out in the
kitchen get a bite to eat.

Now, wait a second.

Aren't you even going to
wait for an invitation?

What for, Oz?

We're practically in the family.

It would be nice, wouldn't it?

What's that?

If Shirley and
Rick get married.

For gosh sakes, Harriet.

You're as bad as Clara.

Well, you must admit
it would be nice.

The Randolphs are
such good friends.

Hi.

Oh, hi, Rick.

Oh, good morning.

Want some orange juice?

Yeah, please.

- How was the play last night?
- Oh, pretty good.

- Did you have a good time?
- Yeah.

When is Shirley
going back home?

Oh, in a couple
of days, I guess.

I hate to sound nosy, but do
you think you'll see her again?

Well, yeah.

I'm going to take her
out again tonight.

Oh, good.

Uncle Joe spring for
some more tickets?

Who?

Uncle Joe Randolph?

Oh, no.

I'm going to take her to dinner.

She wants to go to
The Buccaneer Room.

Oh, that reminds me.

I promised to call
her this morning.

Pardon me.

It's kind of serious.

You know, it might
be nice at that.

It would, wouldn't it?

Yeah.

I thought we were going to have
bacon and eggs this morning.

Well, we were, but Joe
ate them all up last night.

Oh.

I don't think I want him
in the family, after all.

Oh, Mom?

Do you have a clean
white shirt there?

Yes, dear.

There are a couple in here.

Oh, and I sent your gray
suit out to be pressed.

It will be back in
about a half an hour.

Oh, thanks.

Have you heard anything
about this Buccaneer Room?

Yes.

I've heard the food's
very good there.

Of course, the prices
are pretty good, too.

That's what I was afraid of.

Oh, hi, Rick.

- Oh, hi, Pop.
- Oh.

Pop?

Could I borrow $10?

I kind of thought I made a
wrong turn at the door there.

It seems to me I played
this scene before.

Uh, Harriet?

So have I.

Good night, Mom.

Oh, good night, dear.

- Good night, Pop.
- Good night, Rick.

Have a good time.

OK.

- He looks nice, doesn't he?
- Yeah.

He sure does.
- Hi.

- Well, hi, Dave.
- Hi, Dave.

Where's Rick?

- He just left.
- Oh, great.

Well, he called
me this afternoon,

said he wanted to borrow
these shoes for tonight.

Oh.

Well, he had a pair of
shoes on when he left here.

I'm going out tomorrow night.

Maybe I can wear them.

Go ahead, Pop.

They're probably yours, anyway.

You know something?

I think you're right.

I understand Rick's
going to the Buccaneer Room

with Mrs. Randolph's niece.

Yeah.

It looks as if that
might be developing

into something pretty serious.

Well, I think
you're wrong, Pop.

Well, why do you say that?

Well, in the first place,
when I talked to Rick

this afternoon, he
seemed pretty concerned

about having to break so
many dates with Norma.

Well, then why is
he taking Shirley

to the Buccaneer Room tonight?

I don't know.

But you know how
easy it is for Rick

to get involved in those things.

Well, yeah, but I'm afraid you
might have misunderstood, Dave.

I think it's kind of
serious this time.

I think your dad's right.

You know how he hates
to get dressed up,

and he went out of here
with a coat and tie on.

You have to have a coat
and tie on to get in there.

And he borrowed $10.

Well, you have to have at
least that to get out of there.

Well, I guess I'll let
you two worry about it.

Thanks for the cake.
- Goodbye, dear.

Goodnight.

Are you interested in this?

No, I'm not.

You think we ought to go
over and have a little talk

with Clara and Joe?

You mean about
Rick and Shirley?

Well, yeah.

If what Dave says
is true, we better

stop them before they
start sending out

the wedding announcements.

Well, the whole thing
is pretty confusing.

Dave could be wrong, you know.
- Yeah.

And on the other hand,
he could be right.

At least, I think we ought to
talk to the Randolphs about it.

Well, don't you think
it's kind of late just

to be dropping in on them?

Well, no.

We've got a perfectly
good excuse.

We're going over to
borrow a cup of sugar.

- Oz, Harriet!
- Hi, Joe.

Come on in.

We were just talking
about you guys.

As a matter of fact, I
was going to call you.

- Oh, really?
- Yeah.

I want you to settle an argument
that Clara and I are having.

Oh, maybe we better
come back later.

Oh, no.
It's not that serious.

Come on in.

Harriet, what a
wonderful surprise.

Hi, Clara.

Now, just a second.

Oz, tell Clara the
bride's uncle does not

pay for the champagne
at the wedding, right?

What a cheapskate.

My father bought five cases of
champagne when we were married.

And drank it all himself.

I think we better
get out of here.

No, we'll finish it later.

You come sit down.

You can count on one thing.

She'll pick it up right
where we left off.

Of course, there's
a good possibility

you may have nothing
to argue about.

Well, what do you mean?

Well, when you hear
what I have to say.

Oh, sit down, Oz.

Well, this will
probably surprise you

as much as it did us, but
Dave was talking to Rick

this afternoon, and he got
the definite impression

that Rick and Shirley aren't
serious about each other

at all.

Well, if they're not, somebody
ought to tell Shirley about it.

The first thing she did
after her date last night

was call her girlfriend again.

She told her what a
good time she had,

and how wonderful
Rick is, and how

he's taking her to the Buccaneer
Room for dinner tonight.

And that's about all I
could hear because Joe

was snoring so loud.

Wait a second, Clara.

Let's be sensible about this.

Just because Shirley was talking
to her girlfriend on the phone

doesn't prove anything.

You know, Joe may
be right, Clara.

Well, maybe we
ought to ask them.

I think Rick's car
is out there now.

I thought I heard
somebody drive up.

Wonder what they're
doing home so early.

Maybe they had a fight.

Well, if they did,
they sure are making up.

I think she's
got a point there.

Come away from there
and stop spying on them.

It's not the first time a boy
has kissed a girl, you know.

I'm not spying,
I'm just looking.

I guess David must've
misunderstood or something.

Clara, get away
from that window.

Joe, you're blocking my view.

Maybe we see better if
we turn out the lights.

Oh, I can see fine.

Is something
going on out there?

Yeah.

Rick!

What are you doing here?

Aren't you out in the car?

No, I don't think so.

I'm right here.

Then who's the wolf out
there in the car with my niece?

- Oh, that's Bill.
- Bill?

Who's Bill?

Well, her boyfriend.

He came all the way down
here just to see her.

Well, he must be the one
in the newspaper clipping.

Yeah, that's right.

He's a real nice guy.

Oh.

Well, we
kind of got the idea

that you and
Shirley were getting

serious about each other.
- Oh.

Oh, no.

She was fun to go out
with, but somehow I

still keep thinking of her as
having freckles and pigtails.

And you say she used to
go steady with this Bill?

Well, yeah, but they had
a little misunderstanding.

In fact, that was one of the
reasons why she came down here.

And then when her girlfriend
kept telling Bill all the fun

Shirley was having, he
decided to come down

and find out about it.

Well, there was no
trouble, was there?

Oh, no.

In fact, he picked
up the dinner check.

As I say, he's a real nice guy.

And he sure is
crazy about Shirley.

Well, the only thing, though,
where does that leave you?

Well, back with Norma,
which isn't bad, you know.

And you say this Bill
picked up the check?

Yeah.

Oh, which reminds me.

Oh, don't worry, Pop.

That's why I came back here.

Here's the ten.

Oh.

There's
really no hurry.

Says who?

You know, I still don't think
it was very nice of Shirley.

What are you talking about?

Well, using Rick to make
her boyfriend jealous.

Well, he seemed to
go along with the idea.

Well, what else could he do?

I'll get it.

Hello?

Oh, really?

Well, I'm glad you did.

Yeah, I just got home.

Well, it's still early.

OK.

I'll pick you up in
about 10 minutes.

OK.

Goodbye.

Well, that was a
pleasant surprise.

- Who was it?
- Norma.

- She called you?
- Yeah.

She claims she dialed my number
my mistake, but I doubt it.

But she's never called
you before, has she?

No, but I think she's
getting interested now

that I've called off
a couple of dates.

You know how women are, Pop.

Well, I used to think I
did, but now I'm not so sure.

Oh, that reminds me, could I--

Uh, Harriet.

No, no.

Let's do this right.

Here you are, son.

Thanks, Dad.

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