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"The Adventures of Ozzie
and Harriet," starring

the entire Nelson family.

Here's Ozzie, here's Harriet,
here's David, and here's Ricky.

Here they are, America's
favorite family, the Nelson's.

Hi, Mrs. Nelson.

Oh, hi, Barry.

What you doing?

Oh, just putting
some boxes away.

Morton didn't come
over here, did he?

Well, I'm not sure.

I saw Billy Wilson
a little while ago.

I'm looking for Morton.

I don't think I know him.

Does he live around here?

Yeah, he lives in my garage.

Your garage?

Yeah, he's my pet rat.

You mean he got loose?

Yes, ma'am, about an hour ago.

Well, what makes you
think you came over here?

He likes garages.

Well, I haven't seen him.

If you see him,
don't pick him up.

He's afraid of people.

Oh, you can be sure of that.

Will you call me
if you find him?

- I promise.
- Bye.

Bye.

Oh, here he is, fellas.

A couple of friends of yours
looking for you, Barry.

Hey, we've found Morton.

Oh, good, where is he?

I put him back in his cage.

Where'd you find him?

My Mom found
him in our shower.

Is he OK?

Oh, yeah, he's fine.

How's your mother?

Well, the doctor
says she'll be OK, too.

You ought to train him
better so he won't run away.

He is trained.

You ought to see
him, Mr. Nelson.

He does some good tricks.

I'll bet he does.

So does my dog.

You ought to see
him beg for food.

Anybody can have a dog.

You ought to see my turtle.

He can't do any tricks.

Can so.

You can paint stuff on his back.

That's not a trick.

It sounds like you guys
have the start of a menagerie

in the neighborhood.

Do you have any
pets, Mr. Nelson?

Well, not right now.

When Dave and Rick
were small, they

used to bring home
all sorts of animals.

Stray cats, rabbits, frogs.

Stevie has a rabbit.

Oh, I thought
he had a hamster.

He's got one of them, too.

Oh.

You guys ought to
give a pet show.

Hey, yeah, that
sounds like fun.

- Yeah.
- Yeah.

How do you do it?

Well, it's easy.

Everybody brings his pets
over to somebody's backyard

so people can see them.

Maybe we could give prizes.

Yeah, that's a good idea.

Yeah, why don't
we do it, Barry?

OK.

Let's go ask the
other guys about it.

Mr. Nelson?

Yeah?

Can you enter a
mosquito in a pet show?

Oh, I don't think so.

That's good.

It's a great day for golf.

Go ahead and play.

Oh, I've got a few too many
things to do around here.

I've been putting
them off for too long.

Well, you painted the screens.

I think that's enough
for one weekend.

Well, I know, but
the lawn needs mowing,

the hedge needs to be
trimmed, and the flowerbeds

could stand some work.

Oh, go on.

Go ahead and play golf.

It seems to me we've had this
discussion before but we've

always been on opposite sides.

Oh, it's such a nice day.

Besides, they're having a
sale down at the Emporium

and I'd just as soon you
weren't home when I get back.

You know, I think
you've talked me into it.

Was there ever
any doubt about it?

Not much.

I wonder who that could be?

I don't see anybody.

Oh, hi, fellas, Come on in.

Hi, Mr. Nelson.

We came over to
tell you the news.

We're going to have a pet show.

Oh, well, good for you.

What's this about a pet show?

We're going to have one.

It was Mr. Nelson's idea.

I figured the boys have
enough pets around here,

so they might as well
put on a little show.

Well, yeah.
It sounds like fun.

When are you going to have it?

Tomorrow afternoon.

Well, be sure and let us know
where it is so we can come over

and see it.
- Oh, you'll see it, all right.

We're going to have
it in your backyard.

Our back yard?

Our back yard?

Yeah, we figured that was only
fair since it was your idea.

Well, gee, that's very nice,
but I don't know, fellas.

We already voted.

Yeah, it was unanimous.

Well, as I say, it was
very thoughtful of you guys.

It's OK, isn't it, Mr. Nelson?

Well, OK, I guess so.

If it's OK with Mrs. Nelson.

- Gee, thanks a lot.
- Yeah.

Thanks a lot.

Well, how many pets are
you going to have here?

Oh, about 10 or
20, maybe even 40.

Oh, well, I guess if you
guys have already decided.

I think it'll be all right.

Gee, you sure are a
good sport, Mrs. Nelson.

Well, we had a couple little
fellas around here ourselves

not too long ago.

Where are they now?

She means David and Ricky.

What are you fellas
going to give for prizes?

Gee, I don't know.

Well, they usually
have ribbons.

Blue ribbons for first
prize, and so on.

I tell you what, fellas,
don't you worry about it.

We'll take care of the ribbons.

Gee, thanks a lot.

You really are a good
sport, Mrs. Nelson.

Thank you, dear.

Maybe you ought to have
something besides the ribbons.

You know, a grand prize.

How about the winner
getting a ticket

to the movies and all
the ice cream he can eat?

Yeah, that sounds great!

Only thing, though, they won't
let my turtle in the movies.

You mean, if he wins.

Well, besides, the
prize is for the owner.

Look, why don't you go over
and tell the rest of the guys

about it?
- Yeah, that's a good idea.

Come on, Kim.

Thanks a lot.

Yeah, thanks, Mr. Nelson.

So long.

So long.

Well, looks like we're going to
have a pet show in our backyard

tomorrow.

Yeah, it looks
like it, doesn't it?

I suppose all the parents
will be coming over.

Oh, that's for sure.

I'll go up and
change my clothes.

What for?

Well, to play golf.

I thought you said
the yard was a mess.

Well, yeah, but
you said for me

to forget it and go play golf.

Well, that was before
your idea of having

a pet show in the backyard.

Well, what's that
got to do with it?

Well, there'll be a lot
of people coming over here.

The lawn needs cutting, the
hedges have to be trimmed,

the flower beds need
attention, and the fence

has to be painted.

The fence?

That wasn't on the list.

It is now.

Harriet, I'm
going to play golf.

I'm not going to mow the lawn.

Hi, Pop.

Oh, hi, Rick.

Hey, the backyard
looks darn good.

Oh, thanks.
I'm just about finished now.

Yeah, I figured that.

Otherwise, I wouldn't
have shown up.

Well, I'm kind of
getting used to that.

Yeah, I understand we're
playing host to a pet show here

tomorrow.
- Oh, yeah.

Where'd you hear about it?

Well, from about 14 kids
and a couple of talking dogs.

Talking dogs, huh?

Well, they weren't
talking to me.

They were discussing
it among themselves.

Oh, well, I guess most
of the neighborhood's

going to be over here.

Gee, how do you get yourself
into these things, Pop?

Oh, well, actually I'm
looking forward to it.

I think it'll be a lot of fun.

Well, if there's
anything I can do to help,

just let me finish.

Finish mowing the lawn for me?

- Ozzie?
- Yeah?

How will these
do for the ribbons?

They're a little
long, aren't they?

I haven't cut them yet.

Oh.

As if you didn't know.

- They'll do fine.
- Hi, Harriet.

Hi, Oz.
- Oh, hi, fellas.

- Hi, fellas.
- Where do we put these?

Oh, just set
them down anyplace.

I'll arrange them
in the morning.

I haven't got the
card tables yet.

The girls are playing
bridge at my house.

Oh, that's OK.

There's no hurry.

Oh, Harriet, Marianne
said she'll bring

the cupcakes and the lemonade.

Oh, well, she doesn't
have to do that.

It's no trouble.

She'd love to, but she'd like
to borrow that large thermos

of yours, if it's OK.
- Oh, sure.

- I'll get it for you, Mom.
- Thanks, Rick.

Hey, you guys, come on,
let's set up the tables.

Oz won't let us.

He wants to do
everything himself.

Are you kidding?
I haven't done anything yet.

What do you mean?

You mowed the lawn,
trimmed the bushes.

Yeah, you even
painted the fence.

Well, I had to do
all that stuff anyway.

Oh, that reminds me,
I must thank the kids

for having the pet show
here in the backyard.

Will you get out
of the way, please?

After all, these are our kids.

The least we can do is
give you a hand here.

Come on, Oz.
Sit down over here.

What?

I ought to do something.

Well, as a matter of
fact, we were talking

about that on the way over.

There is one little thing you
might be able to do for us.

Just name it.

Well, you'll be the
only one who doesn't have

a kid with a pet in the show.

Well, yeah, that's right.

What do you want me to do?

Well, we thought you
might enjoy being the judge.

Oh.

Then it's all settled.

Congratulations, Oz.

I know you'll be
fair and impartial.

Congratulations.

What are you watching, Rick?

Oh, it's very
interesting, Pop.

What happened?

Well, the mob just rubbed
out old Judge Turner.

They didn't like one
of his decisions.

Oh?

I think he was
judging a pet show.

OK.

Don't worry, Pop.

You'll probably be luckier.

I think it's going
to be a lot of fun.

- Dinner's ready, you guys.
- OK.

Come on, Rick.

And here, dear,
this is for you.

Oh.

It's your official badge.

Oh, well, thank you.

You shouldn't have done it.

That's very impressive.

Raise your right hand, Pop.

Do you swear to be
fair and impartial

and not to take any
bribes over $0.05?

I do and I really don't need
this beautiful identification.

Well, of course, you do.

We want the winners
to know who to thank.

And more important, the
losers to know who to blame.

Well, I'm just going to
call them as I see them

and let the chips
fall where they may.

That's what old
Sourpuss Stevens said.

Sourpuss Stevens?
Who's he?

Well, you remember,
the old guy who

used to live up on the corner.

The man who judged the pet
show we had when we were kids.

Well, yeah, but
I don't remember

you calling him Old Sourpuss.

Oh, sure.

We all did after he finished
judging the contest.

Who do you think
you're kidding?

He's not kidding.

I remember it, too.

We'll see.

Who you calling, Pop?

Never mind.

Don't anybody say anything.

Dave?

Oh, hi, Pop.

We're having a
little discussion here

and Rick and your mother
are trying to put me on.

- No, we're not.
- We are not.

No coaching.

Are you there, Dave?

Go ahead, I'm listening.

Now, think back.

Do you know anybody who used
to be called Old Sourpuss?

Oh, sure, old
Sourpuss Stevens,

the man who judged our pet
show when we were kids.

What'd he say, Pop?

What's this all about?

Well--

Dave, I'd like you to meet
our new candidate for sourpuss.

Oh, come on, Rick.

Will you stop this nonsense and
let's have some dinner, please?

See, Mom, what'd I tell you?

Oh, good morning, Pop.

Oh, good morning.

- You ready for your big day?
- Yeah, I think so.

Thank you.

You don't look like
you lost too much sleep.

No.

As a matter of fact,
I slept pretty well.

Anything special you
want for breakfast?

You can get anything
you want on your last day.

Oh.

No, this looks fine to me.

OK.

Now, Rick, I've been
thinking, don't you

think you kids were a little
unfair to poor old Mr. Stevens

to call him sourpuss?

You know how kids are, Pop.

Every kid thinks his pet
is the best in the world.

Well, yeah, I know that.

Besides, they all go
to a lot of trouble.

I remember we gave Nick
a bath and brushed him

and bought a new collar for him.

You taught him a couple
of new tricks, as I recall.

And you know who won?

A chipmunk.

Well, some of those
chipmunks can be pretty cute.

Besides, I'm not too worried.

I think I've thought of
a pretty good solution.

What's that?

Well, I'm going to make
you all deputy judges.

Give this to your mother, Rick.

Here's one for you.

And I've got one for Dave.

Official badges.

Oh, gee, thanks, Pop,
but I'm going to be busy.

Oh, me, too.

That's right, busy judging
the pet show with me.

Now, will you please
raise your right hand

so I can swear you in?

Ah ah, your right hands.

Now, repeat after me.

How's that look, Pop?

That looks fine.

Have you figured
out how you're

going to arrange the pet show.

Well, I figured we'd put the
dogs there and the cats here.

Next to the dogs?

Yeah, I see what you mean.

Well, why don't we put the
cats up here with the--

The goldfish and the birds?

Well, we'll figure
out something.

Oh, hi, Laurie.

Hi, Mr. Nelson.

Hi, Laurie.

You're a little
early for the pet show.

The judging isn't until this
afternoon right after lunch.

I know.

I just thought I'd come over
so you could see Debbie.

She's going to be in the show.

Oh, well, isn't she cute?

Oh.

Look at this cute little bow.

I got one, too.

Oh, yes.

Well, you're both a
couple of very cute girls.

You're the judge, aren't you?

Well, we're all
going to be judges.

Does Debbie get first prize?

Well, I don't know yet.

You see, we haven't
seen the other pets.

Well, I've seen them all
and I like Debbie best.

Well, we'll see.

Well, there you are.

Oh, hi, Jack.

Hi, fellas.

Run along home, Laurie.

Lunch is almost ready.
- OK.

Bye.

Bye.

That's quite a girl
you've got there.

Thanks.

I gather she was over here
trying to influence your vote.

Well, maybe just a little.

Can't say as I
blame her, though.

That's just about the
smartest little kitten

I've ever seen in my life.

And did you notice the
cute little face on it?

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, she's real cute.

Almost looks as if she's
going to talk to you.

Laurie saved up her own
money to buy her, you know.

Oh, is that right?

Yeah.

She sure would be
thrilled if she won.

Oh, yeah, I imagine so.

Well, I guess I
better get going.

See you later.
- OK.

Nice to see you, Jack.

You know, I have a feeling
this is going to get worse

before it gets better.

Hi, Mrs. Nelson.

Hello, Barry, come on in.

Is it time for
the pet show yet?

Well, no.

That's not till after lunch.

Oh.

Hey, would you like to keep
Morton until then so you

could get to know him better?

No, I don't think
that'd be quite fair.

I just gave him a shampoo.

Here, smell it.

Oh.

I'll take your word for it.

You bring him back later.

OK.
Bye.

Goodbye.

Who was that?

Another pressure group.

Oh, hi, Barry.

Oh, hi.

I thought maybe Mr.
Nelson would answer.

I'll see you later.

Well, hello there.

Did you ring the
bell all by yourself?

You're a pretty clever dog.

Shake hands.

Shake hands.

Now don't tell anybody.

I'm not supposed to
shake hands with any dogs

till after the contest.

Would you see who's
at the back door, Rick?

OK.

I'll get it.

Oh!

Sorry, Mom.

I just thought it'd be
kind of a funny gag.

May I have your
attention, please?

May I have your attention,
please, everybody?

I'd like to welcome you all
to the First Annual Nelson

Backyard Pet Show.

And probably the last.

Naturally, we'll try to be as
fair and impartial as possible,

and I want to remind
you that there'll

be ribbons for the winners.

Mr. Nelson?

Yeah?

What about the grand prize?

Oh, for the grand
prize, the lucky winner

will get all the
ice cream he can eat

and a free trip to the movies.

OK, now, all you kids stand
right next to your pets.

And if the judges
will follow me,

we'll get on with
the judging, OK?

Well, what have we here?

- He's a dog.
- He sure is.

He's a beautiful dog.

Oh, he certainly is.

Speak.

Speak.

Well, sometimes he speaks.

He's a nice boy.
What's his name?

Cindy.

Hi, Cindy.

Stop scratching.

- Hi, Rick.
- Hi.

Hey, what's this, a skunk?

Yeah, but don't worry.

He's been fumigated.

I hope so.

Oh, yeah.

Let me see.

What is it?

A Black Widow spider.

Oh.

That sure is a pretty parrot.

Thank you.

Can he talk?

Oh, sure, he talks a lot.

What can he say?

I don't know.

I can't understand him.

Here kitty, kitty, kitty.

Well, do you think
we missed anybody?

I don't think so, Oz.

Have you decided
on a winner yet?

Well, we're going to
have a little meeting

and try and do that right now.

It's going to be pretty close.

Help yourself to
refreshments, everybody.

- I'll take care of it, Harriet.
- Thanks, Russ.

- Good luck, guys.
- We'll need it.

Anybody got any suggestions?

Yeah, let's all leave town.

I mean, besides that.

You got a better idea?

Well, let's kind of look
over the situation here.

We've got three ribbons,
first, second, and third.

Now we have to figure
out who the winners are.

That's our problem.

You can say that again.

Well, first
you've got to forget

about which kid owns which pet.

And which parent
owns which kid.

And then decide
which pets we think

are entitled to the prizes.

And then resign yourself to
being called Sourpuss Nelson

for the rest of your life.

Goes for all of us.

Well, the worst part
of it is how do you judge

between a spider and a turtle?

Or a dog and a
cat, for that matter?

Hey, wait a second.

I think you've got the answer.

What was that again?

Well, have you got any
more of this blue ribbon?

Sure, lots of it.

And a couple of pens and
some black ink and some small

cardboards?

May I have your
attention, please?

You'll be glad to know that
the judges have finally

reached a decision.

But first, I have a little
explanation to make.

Because there was such
a variety of pets,

we decided to divide the
awards into various categories.

May I have it real
nice and quiet,

please, while we
announce the winners.

Thank you.

Now, our first general
classification is dogs.

The category is biggest dog.

The winner, Jackie Miller.

Next, the blue ribbon for the
smallest dog, Billy Wilson.

And now the blue ribbon
for the winner, dog

with the most
fleas, Mike Wagner.

And now in the cat category,
the winner, the highest climbing

cat.

Where is she, Laurie?

She went up on the roof again.

I'll get the ladder, Pop.

This one's on me.

Laurie Nelson.

Now the blue ribbon for the
sweetest smelling white rat,

Barry Martin.

Well, that concludes the awards.

Congratulations to
all the winners.

Mr. Nelson?

Yeah?

Everybody won.

By golly, that's right.

Well, that was
good thinking, Oz.

Congratulations.

Oh, thanks.

There wasn't much
else we could do.

It's kind of a
tough spot to be in.

I don't blame you.

I think it was a
perfect solution.

- Mr. Nelson?
- Pardon.

Yeah?

Who wins the grand prize?

Grand prize?

Yeah, the free trip to
the movies this afternoon

and all the ice
cream you can eat.

Oh, I forgot all about it.

Thanks, Barry.

May I have your
attention again, please?

May I have your attention?

I've just been reminded
that a grand prize was

promised, free ice cream
and a trip to the movies

this afternoon.

So will the judges please
report to the house

again while we
make our decision?

Now, don't go home, anybody.

Remember the lucky boy
or girl gets a free trip

to the movies and all the
ice cream you can eat.

Be right back.

Mr. Nelson?

Yeah?

Have you seen Morton?

Who's Morton?

He's my white rat.

He got out of my pocket
and I can't find him.

I guess somebody
must have found him.

Hey, which one of
you guys lost a frog?

Lucky star, shine on me.

Lucky star, don't you see?

I need your light shining bright
to win her love for me tonight.

Lucky star in the sky, don't
let her love pass me by.

No matter how near or far,
won't you be my lucky star?

Ooh.

I'm wishing on you.

Ooh.

I promise I'll be true.

Lucky star up above, please
help me win her love.

Tell me what my chances are.

Won't you be my lucky star?

Won't you be my lucky star?