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"The Adventures of Ozzie
and Harriet," starring

the entire Nelson family.

Here's Ozzie.

Here's Harriet.

Here's David.

And here's Ricky.

Here they are, America's
favorite family, the Nelsons.

Hi, Rick.

Hey, what's the idea
starting without me?

Well, you were late.
What kept you?

Well, I was waiting for Junior
to get out of cooking class

so I could get my lunch.
- You're kidding.

No.

She comes up with some
pretty good stuff.

Last week I had
breaded veal cutlets.

Couple of days ago, I had
southern fried chicken

with blueberry muffins.
- Hey, that sounds darn good.

What do you got today?

Oh, well, they're
practicing for Christmas--

popcorn balls.

- Popcorn balls?
- Yeah.

I just happened to
have a couple of extra.

Would you care to trade
for a ham sandwich?

Unfortunately, I
don't have any more.

Well, OK, but you don't
know what you're missing.

Hi, fellas.

Oh, hi, Harvey.

Well, if it isn't
the local milkman.

I'll take a pound of
butter, two quarts of milk,

and a dozen eggs.

Is this cash or charge?

How about a trade?

Have a popcorn ball.

No, thanks.

There is something you
guys can do for me, though,

if you wouldn't mind.
- Oh, like what?

Careful, Rick,
it may be a trap.

Oh, I'm studying for
my master's, you know,

and I've got four
exams coming up.

And you want me to give
you a little tutoring?

Hardly.

That'll be the day.

What I did have
in mind, though,

is I'd kind of like to get
somebody to take over my milk

route for a couple of days.

There isn't much to it.

I could tell you
exactly what to do.

Well, it's not that.

You have to get up kind
of early in the morning,

don't you?
- At the crack of dawn.

It's not so bad if you go
to bed early the night before.

I'd sure appreciate it.

Well, I don't know.

What do you think, Rick?

Well, what do we got to
lose except a little sleep.

Gee, that's great, fellas.
Thanks a lot.

I'm sure you won't
have any trouble.

As a matter of fact,
there aren't too many

people up at that hour.

The ones that are probably
so grouchy they don't

want to talk to anybody anyway.

Well, I'll tell you this much,
they won't be grouchy for long.

All you gotta do is give
them a little personality

and a nice, big friendly
smile, maybe a couple of jokes.

Actually, all you have to
do is say, "Good morning,"

and set the milk down.

Well, that's probably why you
have so many grouchy customers.

You got to wake
them up a little,

give them a couple of laughs.

Hey, here's an idea.

Why don't you bring your guitar?

We could start off
the day with a song.

You must be kidding.

No, we could be known as The
Musical Milkmen. Oh,

smile, darn you, smile because--

Look, Wally.

Look, fellas, maybe
I can get my wife

to take over the route
for a couple of days.

Don't worry, Harv.

The only trouble
we'll have with him

is keeping him out of
the chocolate milk.

Surely hope so.

Look, I'm gonna
be late for class.

You gonna be home later tonight?
- Yeah.

Well, why don't I stop by, and
I can give you all the details.

OK, that sound fine.

And don't worry
about a thing, Harv.

Neither rain nor snow nor
sleet nor gloom of night

shall stay these couriers
from the swift completion

of their appointed rounds.

The milk must go through!

Don't worry, Harv.

It'll be all right.

And the last one
is Mrs. Wilson.

After that, you're all through.
Any questions?

Not as far as I'm concerned.

How big is that dog
at the Walker's house?

Oh, he won't bother you.

They keep him chained
up most of the time.

Chained?

Well, I mean on some kind
of a leash or something.

Well, look, I better
get back home,

start hitting the books again.
I'll leave this with you, OK.

OK, thanks.

Oh, if any of the
customers do happen

to be up, I always find
it's best just to say,

"Good morning," and get out
of there as fast as you can.

Otherwise, you're
liable to get trapped

into fixing leaky faucets
and changing tires

and all kinds of stuff.
- OK.

Well, I'll see you early
tomorrow morning, Rick.

Don't forget to set your clock.
- Don't worry.

- Good night, Mr. Nelson.
- Good night.

- Mrs. Nelson.
- Good night.

Good night.

Thanks a lot for the cookie.

OK.

Gee, it's liable to be
a little more complicated

than I thought.

Oh, I wouldn't worry
about it if I were you.

You'll do fine.

Well, I'll do the best I can.

I hope I get up in time.

Well, you going to get
to bed early aren't you?

Well, yeah, as soon
as I finish my homework.

Oh, by the way, is it OK if
I have a few friends come

over Friday night?
- Sure.

I'll make some
sandwiches, if you'd like.

Yeah, that'd be fine.
Thanks a lot.

Oh, say, do you want
me to get up and fix

you breakfast in the morning?
- Oh, no, thanks.

Don't worry about it, mom.
It'll be too early.

Oh, I don't mind, really.

What time are you getting up?

Well, 5:00.

Oh.

Well, I'll tell you what.

I'll have it ready for you
as soon as you get home.

Hey, does this say
two or three dozen eggs?

I can't quite
get it into focus.

I might as well leave three.

Milk man, where have you been?

You're 10 minutes late.
- Oh, I'm sorry.

Well, my fuse blew
out an hour ago,

and I've been waiting here
for you to replace it.

Oh, well, sure.

Now, the fuse box is just
around the back of the house.

Oh, I think I can find it.

And don't put
any pennies in it.

OK.

Oh, hi.

Oh, good morning.
I was just delivering the milk.

Well, I was just going
to leave a note for you.

My aunt wants a dozen
eggs this morning.

OK, I'll go get them.

Oh, I forgot.
I've got some right here.

Thank you.

You're welcome.

How about some orange juice?

No, thanks.

I don't think so.

Cottage cheese?

No thanks.

Well, goodbye.

Bye.

Hey!

Hey, Rick, come back.

Wait for me.

Oh, hi, pop.

Oh, hi, Rick.

How'd it go this morning?
- Oh, fine.

Thanks.

Managed to stay awake OK?

Yeah, in fact, it
was a lot of fun.

Oh, that's good.

Oh, he's just saying that
'cause he met a real cute girl.

That sounds interesting.

How was your day?

Oh, not too good.

I didn't meet any cute girls...

Until just now.

Well, just for that
I'll hang your coat up.

Thank you.

Where'd you meet
this girl, Rick?

Was she one of the customers?

Yeah, she came to the
door at one of the houses

where I was delivering milk.

He can't really
say he met her.

He didn't even get her name.
- Oh, hi, Dave.

What are you doing here?

Oh, I just dropped by to
say hello and steal a couple

of steaks out of the freezer.

Well, good for you.

How come you didn't get her
name and ask her for a date?

You must be slipping.

Well, I don't think there's
much you can do about it.

There must be company rules
about things like that.

You mean he can't
ever ask her out?

Well, I suppose I could
if I met her someplace else.

Well, then
there's your answer.

Make a date to meet
her someplace else

and then you can
ask her for a date.

Don't you have a wife to
go home to or something?

I was just making
a suggestion.

Well, she's a very
attractive girl,

and I hope I meet
her again sometime.

But I'm not going to
lose any sleep over it.

I'll get it, pop.

Hi, Harv.
- Hi, Rick.

- Come on in.
- Thanks.

- Oh, hi, Harv.
- Hi, Mr. Nelson.

- Hi, Harv.
- Hi, Dave.

- Come in and sit down.
- Oh, thanks.

I can only stay for a minute.

I was just wondering, how'd
everything go this morning?

Oh, great.
I mean, there were no problems.

Oh, good.
I'm glad to hear it.

Hey, well, look,
I was thinking.

You guys have probably got
a lot of things you'd rather

be doing, and I'm pretty
well caught up in my studies,

I think I can take it tomorrow.
- Oh, well, no.

We said we'd do it
and we'll do it.

Well, I appreciate it,
but really I can take it.

I've got all my Christmas cards
in delivery and everything.

We can do that, too.

Don't worry about it.

Are you sure?

Look, you just
concentrate on your studies.

That's what's important.

Well, gee, it's awful
nice of you, Rick.

Oh, that's OK.
Glad to do it.

Well, I'll drop the
Christmas cards off later then.

Thanks again.
- That's OK.

- Good night, Mr. Nelson.
- Good night.

- Dave.
- Good night, Harv.

- See you later, Harvey.
- OK.

Well, it's like Rick says,
it's just another girl.

He's not going to lose
any sleep over her.

Oh, no, of course not.

Well, look, why don't you
both go back to your wives

and let a poor bachelor
work this out for himself?

Remember now, we
haven't got all day.

Aww, you're just jealous.

She probably won't
be up yet anyway.

She was this time yesterday.

Hey, don't forget
the Christmas card.

Oh, yeah.

Well, come back here!

Now what?

You're forgetting the
first rule of every milkman:

deliver the milk.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, good morning.

Good morning.

You're little
early aren't you?

Well, I guess I
drove a little faster.

Oh, was the milk
all right yesterday?

Oh, yes, fine.

Good.

The cows will be
glad to hear it.

You need anything else today?

Oh, yes, we need some butter.

Oh, good.

That'll give me an excuse
to come back and talk to you

some more.

Hey, Wally, where's the butter?

Right here.
Was she there?

Yeah, I think she
was waiting for me.

No kidding!

Yeah, she has
her hair all fixed,

and she's all dressed up.

Boy, she looks great.

What are you waiting for?

Go ask her for a date.

Well, I'd really like to,
but I don't think I should.

I mean, don't you think
there might be a company

rule about things like that?

What difference
does that make?

You're not a real milkman.

Well, that's all
the more reason!

Are you kidding?
Go ahead.

Well, OK.
Wish me luck.

Good luck.

Oh, hi.

Here's the butter.

Thank you.

I just can't understand it.

She seemed so friendly and
glad to see me at first,

and then when I went
back with the butter,

she just grabbed it and
practically slammed the door

in my face.
- Well, what do you care?

If you want my advice,
you'll forget about her.

She gets up too early anyway.

The whole thing
doesn't make any sense.

Why should she change
like that all of a sudden?

Oh, beats me.

You didn't even find
out her name, did you?

Well, no, but at least
I know where she lives.

Well, what good
is that going to do?

Well, I can go over
there this afternoon

and find out what happened.

Well, you could have
done that this morning.

I know, but this whole
thing took me by surprise.

I didn't know what to do.
- Hi, fellas.

Hi, Harv.

How'd everything
go this morning?

Oh, pretty good.

I sure want to thank you guys
for helping me out like this.

Oh, that's OK.

We enjoyed it.

Say, Harv, what's the
name of that girl who

lives over on Maple Street?

Maple Street?

Yeah, you know the
good looking blonde

with the blue eyes.

Please, I'm a married man.

She lives at 713 Maple.

That's the Wilson's
house, but Mrs. Wilson

is hardly what you'd call
a good looking blonde.

Well, this girl said
something about her aunt.

She must be Mrs. Wilson's niece.

Well, I've never seen her.
Maybe she's just visiting.

Why?
- Oh, nothing.

I was just wondering.

Hey, Mrs. Wilson's one
of my best customers.

Nothing happened, did it?
- Oh, no.

I'll see you later, Harv.

Say, Harv, you can't
think of any reason

why that girl would slam the
door on Rick's face, can you?

- No, I can't.
- Oh, it's probably nothing.

I'll see you later.

Hey, wait a minute.

Wait a minute.

Hey, you guys--

Well, here we are.

Yeah, here we are.

Well, just tell me one thing.
What am I doing here with you?

Well, you're here to
give me moral support

and make any intelligent
suggestions you might think of.

That sounds ridiculous
just saying.

Well, the first thing you got
to do is get out of the car.

I've got to figure out
what to say to her, don't I?

How does this sound?

Uhh--

Well, that doesn't
sound very good.

Why don't you say, "duuuuh-uh"?

That's very funny.

Look, wait'll I get
started, will you?

Hey, did you say she
was a good looking blonde?

- Yeah.
- Well, you better hurry.

There she goes.

Hey!

Hey, wait a minute.

Follow her!

You want to get
arrested or something?

Look, will you turn the car
around before we lose her.

Well, this is it.

She must be around
here someplace.

Well, come on!
Let's start looking for her.

We have no idea
where she went.

Why don't we just wait
here 'til she gets back.

Hey, here's an idea.

Let's lock bumpers with her car.

That'll give you
a chance to talk

with her before she drives off.

Just stand on the edge of the
bumper and I'll drive forward.

Well, OK, but I'm not sure
this is such a good idea.

OK, that's got it.

Oh, that's great.

Hey, there she is.

Hey, she's getting
in the wrong car.

Hey, that's the wrong car!

You mean this
is the wrong car.

Oh, great.

Hey, well, look.
There's a booth over here.

- Hi, fellas.
- Hi, Jack.

- Oh, hi, Jack.
- How about two chocolate malts?

Coming right up.

We can drive out
to our house again.

That is, if you're
that interested.

I suppose this whole
thing's kind of silly.

The ridiculous
part of it is, here

I am chasing a
girl all over town

and I don't even know her name.

Well, we know where she lives.

As I say, we could drive
back out to her house again.

Oh, let's forget about it.

You got to be a fatalist
about these things.

If I was supposed to see
the girl again, I would.

OK, I was just
trying to give you

the benefit of my
years of experience

in matters of this sort.

Pretty nice, huh?

What's that?

That blonde that
just walked out.

You guys must be slipping.

What blonde?

Right out there, getting
into the red sports car.

Red sports car?!

Hey, that's a girl!

Come on, give me the
keys to your car quick!

Well, come on!

I got 'em here someplace.

Go ahead.

Maybe you can catch her.

Oh, hi.

Oh, it's you.

Yeah, can I talk
to you for a minute?

About what?

Well, I want to
know what happened.

What do you mean
what happened?

Well, at first, you
seemed so friendly,

and then you practically
slammed the door in my face.

I'm sorry if I was rude.

Is that all you
wanted to tell me?

Well, no.

Actually, I want to invite
you to a party tomorrow night.

Well, thank you
very much, but I

think it'd be much
nicer if you stayed home

with your wife and children.

Children?

Hey, wait a second, I don't
have a wife and children.

Well, gee, Rick, I didn't
know you were coming back.

I drank your malt.
- Well, never mind that.

Just give me the keys
to your car quick.

You mean, she got away again?

Yeah, but at least I know
why she's been avoiding me.

She thinks I'm married.

Well, whatever
gave her that idea?

Well, I don't know.
Come on, give me the keys.

I left them on the table.

Hey, what's this
all about anyway?

Well, I was delivering milk
for a couple of mornings,

and I met this
good looking girl.

You mean the blonde
that was just in here?

Yeah.

Here, catch.

What the heck do you
think you're doing?

Hey, how about that?

Did you see that shot?

Yeah, we saw it.

Now how am I going to get
the keys out of there?

Here hold this.
I'll get a spoon.

Well, there's only
one thing for me to do.

It won't be easy, but
anything for a friend.

Where are the keys?
Don't tell me I swallowed them.

You know darn well
they're in the vanilla malt.

Here, I'll get them.

Thanks, Jack.

Yeah, kid.

Hey, you might as well
drink this one, too.

Well, thanks, Jack,
but I don't like vanilla.

It's on the house.

Oh, well, why
didn't you say so?

Hey.

Oh, hi.

Where are you going?

Well, I was
trying to catch you.

Were you looking for me?

Well, yes.

What did you mean
before when you

said you didn't have
a wife and children?

Just what I said.

I'm not married.

- You're not?
- No.

What made you think I was?

Well, your Christmas card, it
said, "Merry Christmas from you

and your wife and
your children."

Oh, that.

That wasn't from me.

I was just delivering
that for Harvey.

I'm not the regular milkman.

I was just helping him
out for a couple of days.

And you're not
Harvey Mitchell?

Well, no.

I'm Ricky Mitchell--
I mean Ricky Nelson.

Oh, for goodness sakes.

Oh, what's your name?

I'm Lori Wilson.

You're not married are you?

No, I'm not.

In fact, I don't
know anybody in town.

I'm just here visiting
my aunt for a few weeks.

Oh.

Say, I hope you don't
think I'm rushing things,

but what are you
doing tomorrow night?

I have a date.

You do?

Yes, with you, I hope.

Oh, you sure have.

Everloving,
you're my one desire.

Everloving, you set
my soul on fire.

Everloving, I'll
be ever loving you.

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Everloving, I will
treat you tender.

Everloving, if you
will surrender.

Everloving, I'll
be ever loving you.

Whoa, whoa.

You're my darling, the
only one I'm dreaming of.

I've got to make you
mine 'cause you're

the only one I'll ever love.

Everloving, say
you'll leave me never.

Everloving, I'll
be yours forever.

Everloving, I'll
be ever loving you.

Whoa, yea, yeah.

Everloving, I'll
be ever loving you.

That was great, Rick.

Oh, thanks.

Have you been singing long?

Oh, for quite a while.

Actually, we're sort
of a musical family.

My father plays a banjo.

Oh, really?

Well, I--

Time for refreshments!

Come on, everybody.

Oh, that's why we're here.

You didn't have to panic.

I really wasn't going to play.

I wasn't taking any chances.

I got it.

Hello.

Oh, hi, Harv.

How's everything?

Oh, gee, that's too bad.

I'll ask him.

And if he can't do it,
I'm sure Wally can.

Now, don't worry about it.

We'll take care of it some way.

Just a second.

Harriet, it's
Harvey on the phone.

He wants to know if the
boys can take over for him

again tomorrow morning.

Oh, Rick, Harvey's on the
phone, he's got a real bad cold,

and he wants to know if you can
take over the milk route again

for him tomorrow morning.

Gee, pop, we're going
skiing tomorrow morning.

Oh, Wally, too?

Well, yeah, Wally, Dave,
Charlie, the whole gang of us.

I promised him
somebody'd help him out.

Well, don't look at me.

What are you doing
tomorrow morning, pop?

Harv, yeah, I found somebody.

Oh, good morning.

Well, good morning.

Are you the new milkman?

No, I-- yi--

I-- I'm just
substituting for him.

Well, goodbye.

What's the hurry?

Well, I have quite a
few deliveries to make.

Goodbye.

Goodbye.

Oh, good morning.

Good morning.

I haven't seen you before.

You're kind of cute.

Thank you.

I'm really not.

I'm married.

In fact, I have two big--

two small boys at home.

How nice.

Well, bye.

Bye.

Oh, good morning.

Well, hello there, honey.

I haven't seen you before.

No, I'm new.

You see, I'm not a real
milkman, I'm just temporary.

Well, don't stand
out here in the cold.

Come on in and have
a cup of coffee.

Oh, well, thank you, but it's
against company regulations.

Oh, don't be silly.

Come on.

Cut it out.

Hey, Ozzie.

I guess I must
have been dreaming.

You better get dressed.

Getting pretty late.

Well, gee, you
didn't have to get up.

What are you dressed for?

Well, you don't think I'm
going to let you go alone

do you, with all
those beautiful girls?

Now, get dressed.

I'll put the coffee on.

You think maybe
I talk in my sleep?

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