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"The Adventures of Ozzie
and Harriet" starring

the entire Nelson family.

Here's Ozzie.

Here's Harriet.

Here's David.

And here's Ricky.

Here they are, America's
favorite family, the Nelsons.

OK, lady.

Just keep your mouth shut
and you won't get hurt.

Keep the gun on her, Lefty.

If she moves, let her have it.

Uh, Mom?

Oh!

I'm sorry.

Would it disturb you
if I made a phone call?

No, go right ahead.

I'm glad to have your company.

This is a pretty
spooky murder mystery.

Hello?

Yes, I was thinking of making
reservations for dinner

there tomorrow night.

Could you tell me the price
range of your steak dinners?

Oh, that much, huh?

Well, how about a la carte?

Oh, well, gee.

No, I'm not sure the time.

I'd better check
with my wife first.

Thank you.

Check with your wife?

Well, that's what Pop
always says when he's

trying to get out of something.

Who are you calling?

Oh, the Candlelight Room.

Oh, well, no wonder.

The prices are
pretty steep there.

Who are you taking
out to dinner?

Well, nobody, I'm afraid.

At least not over there.

Hey, do you know
any place that's

nice and quiet, with
a lot of atmosphere,

where a guy could take a girl
to dinner for about $3.95?

Each?

No, altogether.

And including gas to get there.

Oh, good luck.

Wait a minute.

I know a place that has
nice, big, thick steaks,

the cooking's great, and it has
a nice, warm, homey atmosphere,

too.

Including free
television after dinner.

Sorry.

Your father and I are going
out to dinner tomorrow night.

Well, that's that.

I guess maybe I won't
make a date after all.

You mean you haven't
even got a date?

No, and it's a good thing.

I just found out
I can't afford it.

Hello?

Anybody home?

Hello?
- Hi.

- Oh, hi, Rick.
- Oh, look who's here.

- Well, hi.
- Hi, Mom.

What's the matter?

Can't you think of
his name either?

Well, his face is familiar.

Now, that's a
fine way to greet

a son who's come all the way
over here just to say hello.

And to borrow something.

- Who told you?
- Well, June.

She just called a
few minutes ago.

She said if you
got the card table,

would you borrow
some chairs, too?

Oh.
Is it all right, Mom?

To borrow the chairs?
- Oh, sure.

I've got them out by the back
door, stacked ready to go.

Oh, good.

June's having some
girlfriends over for bridge.

Speaking of
having people over,

when are you going to
invite me over for dinner?

Any time.
You name it.

- How about tomorrow night?
- What's the rush?

Well, it's Saturday night, and
I just thought I'd get a date

and take her someplace
nice for dinner.

And you can't
afford a restaurant.

Well, let's look
at it this way.

It's either invite me to
dinner or lend me $10.

- Now, there's a choice for you.
- Yeah.

I think I'll invite
him to dinner.

You'd better check
with June first.

Yeah, that's a thought.

Well, now, just a second here.

Aren't you the master
of your own household,

the lord of the manor?

Well, yeah, but June
handles the budget.

Besides, maybe she has
something planned for tomorrow

night.
- Well, does she or doesn't she?

Well, I don't know.

Doesn't she check with you?

Well, yeah, of
course she does.

Look, if I'm going
to have an argument,

I'd rather go home
and fight with June.

It's more fun making up.

- Hi.
- Hi.

Can I help you with anything?

No, just tell me
where you want these.

Oh, any place.

Why don't you put them up
against the wall for now?

I'll find a place
for them later.

What's that?

It's the oven.

It's the first time I tried
the timer and it works great.

Oh, good.

Hey.
There's nothing in there.

I know it.

I was just trying it out.

What are we having for dinner?

It's on the stove.

Oh, gee.

What is it?

Stew.

And if you don't watch
yourself, you won't get any.

Boy, it smells good.

There's enough here for an army.

It's always better
the second night.

In fact, I'm glad
we're having stew.

That's Rick's favorite.

Oh, is he coming
here for dinner?

Oh, yeah.

Not tonight, of course.

Tomorrow night.

I invited Ricky and a date.

That is, if it's
all right with you.

Oh, sure.

Who's he bringing?

I don't know.

You know Ricky.

I don't think he knows either.

We can't give them
stew for dinner.

Oh, why not?

It's just Ricky and a date.

Well, OK.
If you think it'll be all right.

Oh, sure.

And may I offer you
my congratulations?

You just passed the "surprise
guest for dinner" test

with flying colors.

Thanks.

Oh, and, there's another
little reaction test.

Oh, what's that?

Well, it involves a
wife who wants her husband

to get up in the morning
and do the marketing,

and he has a date to play golf.

Oh.

And who does he
have a date with?

With my father and my brother.

Well, I guess I
can't argue with that.

Oh, and there's just one more.

Even though this husband
has to get up real early

in the morning to
play golf, his wife

gets up, cheerful and happy,
and fixes breakfast for him.

Well, can't win 'em all.

How does it look to you, Pop?

Uh.

Well, it breaks a
little to the left.

And it breaks to the right
as you get near the cup.

Uh, Pop?

Please, David,
he's concentrating.

How do you figure
you'll play it?

Looks like a
straight putt to me.

Thanks, Pop.

Wait a minute,
what are you doing?

I'm going to putt it.
It's my ball.

Thanks for the advice.

Your ball's over here.

You were right, Pop.

It was a straight putt.

How about lining this
one up for me, Pop?

You kidding?

You can sink that two footer
standing on your head.

By the way, we're expecting
you for dinner tonight.

Oh, yeah, I know.
What time?

Oh, about 7:30.

Wait a minute, fellas.

Let me putt this, will you?

Good job, Pop.

Oh, thanks.

That gives me a five.

Well, should we
give him this one?

Are you kidding?

Let him putt it out.

Boy, what you have to go
through to win $0.50 around

here.

Oh, by the way, I
have a date for tonight.

- Oh, good.
- Yeah.

I'm bringing Mae Bellinger.

- Mae Bellinger?
- Yeah.

C'mon, Dave.
Putt it out.

You mean the Mae
Bellinger I used to go with?

Yeah.

Dave.

Oh, gee, Rick, I don't
think that's such a good idea.

What do you care?
You're married now.

Well, that's just the point.
You know a lot of girls.

Why do you have to bring
one of my old girlfriends?

Come on, will you, Dave?

We're holding up a foursome.

I just don't think
it's such a good idea.

Why not?

You're not going
with her anymore.

Naturally not.

But what's June
going to think when

you come walking in the house
with one of my old girlfriends?

What difference
does that make?

She's my date, not yours.

Uh, Dave.

I hate to get mixed up in this,
but have you told June about--

Mae Bellinger.

Mae Bellinger?

Have you told June about it?

No, I don't think
I ever mentioned her.

It just didn't occur to me.

She wasn't anything special.

Well, like that.

I mean, she's
a real nice girl,

but it wasn't any big romance.

I just took her out
quite a few times.

Uh, Dave.

At any rate, don't you think
it might be a good idea

if you told June about her?

You know, avoid any
misunderstanding?

Yeah, you might
be right at that.

Can I help you, gentlemen?

Oh, yeah.

I'll have a cup of donuts,
a couple of coffee--

I'll have a cup of coffee and
about four of those donuts.

Four donuts?

Yeah, I didn't
have any breakfast.

You mean June didn't get
up and fix breakfast for you?

No.

It was kind of early and
I didn't want to bother.

How about you, sir?

Well, I think I'll have four
donuts and a cup of coffee,

too.

Same here, and I'm
not even married.

- Hi.
- Hi.

How was the game?

Oh, I've had better days.

Oh, that's too bad.

I hope you got some breakfast.

Yeah, sort of.

Good, because we haven't
got anything for lunch.

I didn't get a chance to
get down to the market yet.

Oh, that's OK.

I'm not very hungry anyway.

Did you talk to
Rick about dinner?

I mean, are they
definitely coming?

Yeah, he'll be
here about 7:30.

Oh, good.

Who's he bringing?

Oh, a date.

Somebody.

I could have guessed that.

What's her name?

Her name is Mae Bellinger.

Do you know her?

No, I don't think so.

Do you?

Yeah.

What are you doing
with the album?

Oh, I just thought I'd
start to organize some

of those old pictures of yours.

Oh.

I thought maybe you'd like
to throw some of them out.

Any ones in particular?

Yes.

All the ones of your
old girlfriends.

Don't tell me I
married a jealous woman.

Is there any other kind?

Who's this little blonde?

Oh, that's Betty somebody.

She used to go with Wally.

Well, how come
you have a picture?

I don't know.

We just took a lot
of pictures that day.

You can throw it
out if you want to.

Well, I don't want to throw
it out if you want to keep it.

No, I don't want to keep it.
I don't care.

Just wondered why you
never told me about her.

Probably because
she was Wally's girl.

OK.

I believe you.

Here's a cute girl.

Who's she?

Oh, that's Joan somebody.

I met her at the beach one day.

So I see.

That's a cute bathing suit.

That is a bathing
suit, isn't it?

I believe you
could call it that.

Now, who's this redhead?

Gee, I don't know.

Looks familiar.

Oh, that's the girl I married.

And I'm glad.

So am I.

- Rick?
- Oh, hi.

What are you doing over here?

I came over to talk to you.

Why didn't you call
me up on the phone?

Well, June was
still at the apartment

and I didn't want her to
hear what I was saying.

And get your feet off my bed.

This isn't your bed anymore.

They're both mine now.

Unless what you're
going to tell me

is a little more
serious than I think.

I don't know
how serious it is,

but I didn't tell June
about Mae Bellinger.

You mean, June thinks I'm
coming over there alone?

No, she knows you're
coming over with a girl named

Mae Bellinger.

But she doesn't know
I used to go with her.

Why didn't you tell her?

Well, if I told
her now, she'd wonder

why I didn't mention it before.

Why didn't you?

Well, I just didn't think
it was that important.

Well, what do
you want me to do?

I just thought maybe
you could suggest to Mae

that it might be a
good idea if she didn't

mention the fact that we'd been
out together a couple of times.

It was more than a
couple of times, wasn't it?

Yeah, a few times, then.

OK.

I'll do something about it.

I'm sure June would
understand, though.

It's only logical.

What's only logical?

That Mae should
come before June.

- Hi, June.
- Well, hi.

What are you doing here?

Oh, just picking
up a few things.

Where's Dave?

Oh, he's home.

He wanted to do the
marketing, but I kind of

think that's a woman's
job, don't you?

Oh.

That is--

That is, until you get
him trained a little better.

Besides, I just needed a
few extra things for dinner

tonight.
- Oh, yeah.

I understand you're
having a couple of guests.

Yes, Ricky and his date.

I forget what her name is.

Mae Bellinger.

Oh, do you know her?

Well, I've met
her a few times.

She's a very nice girl.

I'm sure she is.

I think Dave was
a little afraid

you might not understand.

Well, what's
there to understand?

Well, I mean the fact that
he used to go out with her.

You mean Dave used
to go out with the girl

that Ricky's bringing to dinner?

Well, yes.

Didn't he tell you?

No.

Oh.

Oh.

I seem to have
spilled the beans.

Don't worry about it.

It happens all the time.
- Oh.

I'll take care of it.

Well, thank you very much.

Gee, it's funny Dave
didn't tell me about it.

Well, it probably
just slipped his mind.

Or maybe I shouldn't
have opened my big mouth.

That's OK.

I'm glad you told me, really.

Well, I hope so.

I'm sure he would have told
you himself sooner or later.

Well, there's
just one more thing.

Honestly, I hardly
know the girl.

No, it's not about her.

That is, not directly.

I was just wondering,
is there something

special David likes to eat?

Well, he likes
almost everything.

I mean something unusual.

I really am a pretty
good cook, you know.

And I think I'd like to
show off a little tonight.

Well, let me think.

He loves beef stroganoff.

Have you ever made that?

No, I haven't.

But I'm sure I could
learn in a hurry.

I'm sure you could.

Good.
Thank you.

Bye.

Bye.

And good luck.

Oh, thank you, sir.

Oh, sorry.

Let me help you with those.

Holy smokes.

What's going on in here?

I cleaned the apartment.

You just cleaned
it, didn't you?

I know, but I want it to look
especially nice for tonight.

Well, I thought
it looked fine.

Thank you, but you don't
see it through a woman's eyes.

I guess you're right.

Where have you been?

Oh, I just went over to
get a paper and talk to Rick.

Well, you just played
golf with him this morning.

Oh, yeah.

I just wanted to
check on a few things.

He'll be here at 7:30.
- OK.

Oh, let me help you with that.

Oh, thank you.

Hello.

Oh, hi, Ricky.

Yeah, he just came in.

Thanks.

Honey?

Thank you.

Hello, Rick?

How are you?

Did you talk to Mae?

Oh, gee, that's great.

I sure appreciate it.

I hope I didn't put
you on the spot.

Thanks a lot.

Then I'll see you about 7:30.

OK.

Bye.

What did Rick want?

He can make it, can't he?

Oh, yeah.

He was just checking.

He'll be here at 7:30.

It's kind of early to
start the stew, isn't it?

Well, we're not having stew.

I changed my mind.

Why not?

Well, I just
thought it'd be nicer

to have something a
little more unusual.

Oh.
Like what?

Oh, beef stroganoff.

What's wrong with stew?

Don't you like
beef stroganoff?

Well, sure.

It's one of my favorite dishes.

I didn't know you could make it.

Well, I've never
tried it before,

but it shouldn't
be too difficult.

And I've got a
good cookbook here.

I guess you know
what you're doing.

You go on now.

I've got a lot to
do before Mae--

before Mae and Ricky get here.

OK.

If you need me, just holler.

Oh, Dave?

Yeah.

How do you spell stroganoff?

- S-T-R-O--
- Oh, never mind.

I've got it.

Hey, here they come.

OK.

Gee, you look beautiful.

Thank you.

Hey, that's a new
dress, isn't it?

Yes.
I got it this afternoon.

It was on sale, so I
thought it would be OK.

Oh, sure.

It looks great.

Your hair looks nice, too.

Why, thank you.

I'll get it.

Hi.
- Hi.

Hi.
Are we too early?

No, no.
You're right on time.

Come on in.
- You remember Mae.

Sure.
Hi, Mae.

Hi, Dave.

It's been a long time.

It sure has.

Mae, this is my wife, June.

Hi.

Very nice to meet you.
- Thank you.

Nice to meet you.
- May I help you with your coat?

Oh, yeah.

It's nice to see
you again, Dave.

How you been?

Just fine, thanks.
How are your folks?

Fine.
How are your folks?

The same.

Have you heard David's
father is married to my mother?

And vise versa.

Yes, so I understand.

Here.

Let me take that.

Your apartment's
just beautiful.

Thank you very much.

I'll hang this up for you.

Hey, these hors
d'oeuvres look good.

Are they edible?
- Sure.

Everything except
the toothpicks.

Have a seat.

Thank you.

Hey, wait a minute.

You'll spoil my debut as a host.

Allow me.
- Will you excuse me?

I'm going to check
on the dinner.

Oh, sure.
Can I help you with anything?

Oh, no. Thanks.

Well, if you need
any help, just yell.

OK.

How's it going?

Oh, pretty good, I guess.

I found this behind the
couch over by the window.

Gosh.

I must have forgotten it.

Did anybody see it?

Not until I kicked it over.

Gee, I'm sorry.

That's OK.

Got a good laugh.

Hey, you're not going
to eat any dinner.

You'll be too full
of hors d'oeuvres.

Oh, don't worry about that.

I'm sure dinner will
be ready in a minute.

Here.
I made some more hors d'oeuvres.

Oh, good.

How's the dinner coming along?

Oh, it'll be ready
in a little while.

Did you show Mae the
wedding pictures yet?

Oh, yes.

They're wonderful.

Can't you sit down
for a minute, hon?

No, I'd better get
back in the kitchen.

Well, are you sure
I can't help at all?

Oh, no.
That's OK.

You entertain the fellas.

Yeah, I think that was the
best party the fraternity ever

gave.

Well, I like beach
parties anyway.

They're always a lot of fun.

Who was it who put David's
bongo drums out on Seal Rock?

I don't know.

I never did find out.

I remember that.

He had to swim out and get them.

Are you having a good time?

Oh, sure.

We miss you.

- Do you really?
- Yeah.

What's happening out here?

I'm getting dinner.

I know that.

I mean, are you
having any difficulty?

It's getting a little late and
everybody's kind of hungry.

Give them some
more hors d'oeuvres.

Well, they're all gone.

And so are the
peanuts and the candy.

Are you sure everything's OK?

Yes, yes.

It'll be ready in a minute.

Everything's just fine.

I was just asking.

Oh, no it isn't.

What's the matter, sweetheart?

I made a mess of everything.

And I wanted the
dinner to be so nice.

What-- no you haven't.

It's all on the stove, isn't it?

Yes, but look at it.

The sauce is watery.

The meat's tough.

The rice is like rubber,
and the salad, limp.

Oh, come on now.

It can't be that bad.

Oh, you're laughing at me.

No, I'm not, sweetheart.

Honest.

Everything's going to be fine.

Gee.

It sure smells good.

I never should have tried
it in the first place.

Oh, come on now, honey.

Don't worry about it.

Oh, what are you
two lovebirds doing?

No necking in the kitchen.

Dinner isn't quite ready yet.

Is there anything wrong?

Nothing, except that I
can't cook beef stroganoff.

Well, maybe I can
help, if you don't mind.

Well, thank you, but
I don't think anybody

could help at this point.

Oh, it can't be that bad.

Let me take a look at it.

Well, the sauce is
just a little thin.

Do you have any more sour cream?

Yes.

Could use just a little
bit more seasoning.

Do you have any paprika?

Here.

But the meat seems so tough.

Well, just about five
more minutes cooking

will take care of that.

What about the rice?

I'm afraid we'd better
start over again with that.

Won't take long.

Well, that's a great dinner.

It sure was.

Yes, congratulations, Mae.

Don't be silly.

You had it all there.

I just sort of gave it
that last little push.

Who cares?

It sure was good.

Thank you.

- Oh, can I help with anything?
- Oh, no, thanks.

You go right ahead.

I'll just get the coffee.

Oh, excuse me a minute.

She sure is lovely, isn't she?

Yeah, she sure is.

Can I give you a hand?

No, thank you.

What's the matter?

You're not worried
about dinner, are you?

Everything went fine.

Thanks to Mae.

Too bad you didn't marry her.

Then you could have beef
stroganoff every night.

Marry who?

Mae, your old girlfriend.

She isn't my old girlfriend.

Come on, David.

I know all about it.

I've never been out
with her in my life.

Oh, David.

Honest, you've
got the wrong Mae.

That was Mae Bellinger.

Rick was going to
bring her at first,

but then we decided it
wouldn't be such a good idea.

So he asked somebody else.

Oh, sure.

And her name just
happened to be Mae.

Well, it didn't just happen.

He had a heck of a time
finding another girl named Mae.

I went to all this
trouble for nothing?

No, it never hurts to
let your husband know

you're a little jealous.

I am not jealous.

What about Mae Bellinger?

Oh, Rick called her up
and postponed his date.

He's going to take
her out next week.

Well, I'll tell you one thing.

He just better not
bring her over here.

Oh, so you are jealous.

Well, maybe just a little bit.

Good, I'm glad.

What about the coffee?

David?

June?

Everlovin'.

Everlovin'.

Everlovin'.

Everlovin'.

Everlovin', you're
my one desire.

Everlovin', you set
my soul on fire.

Everlovin' I'll
be everlovin' you.

Whoa whoa.

Whoa.

Everlovin' I will
treat you tender.

Everlovin', if you
will surrender.

Everlovin', I'll
be everlovin' you.

Whoa.

Whoa.

You're my darling, the
only one I'm dreaming of.

I got to make you
mine, because you're

the only one I ever loved.

Everlovin', say
you'll leave me never.

Everlovin', I'll
be yours forever.

Everlovin', I'll
be everlovin' you.

Whoa.

Whoa.

You're my darling, the
only one I'm dreaming of.

I got to make you
mine because you're

the only one I'll ever love.

Everlovin', say
you'll leave me never.

Everlovin', I'll
be yours forever.

Everlovin', I'll
be everlovin' you.

Whoa, yeah.

Everlovin', I'll
be everlovin' you.

Whoa, yeah.

Everlovin', I'll
be everlovin' you.

Whoa, yeah.