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"The Adventures of Ozzie
and Harriet," starring

the entire Nelson family.

Here's Ozzie, here's Harriet,
here's David, and here's Ricky.

Here they are, America's
favorite family, the Nelsons.

Hi, Norma.

Oh, hi, Rick.

Are you sure
this is permitted?

Am I sure what's permitted?

Well, studying on the campus.

It might give the
school a bad name.

I'm afraid I'll have
to take a chance on that.

My English professor is one of
those unreasonable people who

give tests at the most
inopportune times,

like tomorrow, for instance.

Well, in that case,
I have a great idea.

Well, like what?

How would you like to go
to a show with me tonight?

I can't.
I told you the test is tomorrow.

I have to study for it.

What's the course,
Freshman English?

That's right.

Who is it, Professor Lewis?

Yes, and I understand
he's real tough.

Well, somebody's
been kidding you.

I've had two courses with
him and he gives easy tests.

Well, that's not what I heard.

Well, have you been
doing your work every day?

Well, most of the time.

Then you've got
nothing to worry about.

Sometimes it's a lot better to
relax the night before a test.

Get your mind off it.

Well, I suppose I
could go to an early show

and study a little
when I got back.

Well, sure.

No, I'd better not.

Oh, why not?

Come on, I'll pick
you up at 7:30.

Well, OK.

I still think I ought
to stay home and study.

7:30.

Rick?

7:30.

More potatoes, Rick?

Oh, no, thanks, Mom.

What are you studying there?

I'm sorry.

I know this isn't
very polite, but I

figured I'd better look
over this assignment.

What course is it?

History.

What do you know about the
Treaty of Guadalupe Hidalgo?

I hope he's asking you.

Well, it has something
to do with Mexico.

Wasn't it a treaty between
the United States and Mexico?

Well, yeah, I think so.

I'll look it up.

- Oh, that's OK, Pop.
- I'm kind of interested myself.

Pardon me.

I hope you don't mind.

I just wanted to get
this out of the way.

I have a date tonight.

What time?

7:30.

Oh, it's almost that now.

Yeah, I know.

I got to get out of here.

Would you save my
dessert for me?

Oh, all right.
Don't stay out too late now.

You'll fall asleep
in class tomorrow.

No, I won't be late.
Bye, Mom.

Goodnight, dear.

- What happened to Rick?
- Oh, he had to leave.

He has a date.

Well, what about
Guadalupe Hidalgo?

I know.

Let him get his own dates.

I wonder what time
the show gets out.

Will you stop
worrying about the time?

Relax and enjoy yourself.

Well, OK.

That was a real good picture.

Yeah, I liked it.

What time is it?

Oh, it's not late.

You want to see any
of the other pictures?

I'm afraid we'd better not.

OK.

Hey, it's a cartoon.

As long as we're
going to stay,

don't you think we
ought to sit down?

OK.

We'll just stay and
watch this cartoon.

You know, I think I
liked this picture better

than the first one.

We should have left
after the cartoon.

I wonder what time it is.

It's only about 11:30.

Well, that's not too bad.

You want to get
something to eat?

Gee, Rick, I'd like to,
but I really should go over

my notes at least once tonight.

It won't take very long.

The malt shop's
right on the way.

Come on, you can order
anything you want up to $1.37.

Well, as long as you're going
all out, how can I refuse?

I wonder when our hamburgers
are going to be ready.

Jack?
- I'll be right with you, Rick.

OK, what will you have?

You're getting
kind of punchy, Jack.

We ordered about 10 minutes ago.

Oh, yeah, the grilled cheese.

No, two hamburgers.

Oh, that's right.

Gee, I left them
at the wrong table.

I'll get them for you.

Well, I guess this
just isn't my night.

First the freezer broke down,
then I ran out of hot dogs,

and then the guy
that does the dishes

didn't show up till
about five minutes ago.

Well, that's the
way it goes sometimes.

I'll get your
hamburgers right away.

Do you think maybe we
ought to cancel the order?

It's getting awfully late.

Oh, it won't take very long.

Look, I've got a
couple of grilled cheese

sandwiches coming up I can
let you have right away.

Well, don't they
belong to somebody else?

Yeah, but they've
got your hamburgers.

In other words,
you're stuck with them.

I guess you might say that.

OK, we'll take them.

It'll just take a second.

I'm waiting for
some clean plates.

Well, I'll bring them
to you on a napkin.

Gee, I'm sorry
I ran out of gas.

I thought I had plenty.

That's OK.

You better get going though
before the housemother wakes

up.
She's a very light sleeper.

Well, how are you
going to get in?

Don't worry.
One of the girls will let me in.

There's somebody
at the door now.

Good night.
- Good night.

Oh, what time's
your test tomorrow?

8 o'clock.

- Oh, gee, I'm sorry.
- That's OK.

Thanks a lot, Rick.

I had a real nice time.

Oh, I'm glad you did.

So did I. Goodnight.

Goodnight.

I hate to complain, but
this isn't exactly what

I expected for breakfast.

This is for the Woman's Club.

We're eating out in the kitchen.

Oh.

You had me worried
there for a minute.

I'll bet.

This looks more like it.

Is Rick up yet?

Well, he's up, but
I'm not sure he's awake.

What happened to you?

I thought you were going to
get home early last night.

So did I, but a
few things happened,

like running out of gas.

You mean you really
ran out of gas?

Yeah.

I didn't get home until--

well, it was real late.

Well, who'd you
have a date with?

Norma Lane.

She had an English
test this morning, too.

Well, she should have
stayed home and studied.

Well, she wanted to, but I'm
afraid I talked her out of it.

Oh.

Gee, I sure hope she passes.

If she doesn't, I'll kind of
feel like it was my fault.

Well, I don't see that.

After all, it's
her responsibility.

She had to study, she should
have turned down the date.

Well, she did, but I
talked her back into it.

Well, she'll
probably pass anyway.

Well, I hope so.

At any rate, I'll
find out pretty soon.

She'll be about finished by
the time I get to school.

If she doesn't fall
asleep on her desk.

Oh, hi, Ginger.

Has Norma finished yet?

No, she's still
working on the test.

Oh, well, how was it?
Was it pretty tough?

It was kind of tough for me.

Of course, Norma studies a lot.

It was probably easy for her.

Oh, hi, Norma.

Oh, hi, Rick.
What are you doing here?

Well, I just thought
I'd come over and see

how you made out on the test.
How was it?

Oh, I don't know.

Well, how do you
think you made out?

Well, it's kind
of hard to tell.

To be honest with you, I
don't feel too good about it.

Oh, gee, that's too bad.

There were a lot
of questions you

could answer in different ways.

Well, did you know
most of the answers?

Well, let's say I
answered them all,

or at least I put
something down.

Well, I just hope
you weren't too tired.

Oh, no, I feel fine.

I'm wide awake.

It was kind of a funny test.

Here, look at number 18.

Is that the test?

Yeah.

Oh, gee, I forgot to turn it in.

Excuse me, Professor
Lewis, I forgot something.

Good morning, Rick.

Hi, Professor.

You waiting to see me?

No, sir, I'm just
waiting for a friend.

Oh.

Say, Rick, how would you like
to do a little favor for me?

Oh, sure, I'd be glad to.
What is it?

Well, I have kind of a
busy schedule the next couple

of days, and I was
wondering if you'd like

to correct these tests for me?

Oh, sure.

I guess so.

I'm sure you can handle it.

It's Freshman English.

As I recall, you got
pretty good grades.

Well, my brother did
most of my homework,

but I'll be glad
to give it a try.

Well, thanks, Rick,
I sure appreciate it.

Oh, and here's a list
of the correct answers.

Oh, yeah, I was going
to ask you about that.

When do you want these back?

Well, there's no hurry.

Tomorrow morning will be fine.

OK, they'll be on your desk.

Thanks a lot, Rick.

- Professor Lewis?
- Mm-hmm?

I've looked all over in there.

Where am I supposed to
leave my test paper?

Just give it to Mr. Nelson.

He's going to
correct them for me.

See you tomorrow morning, Rick.

Yes, sir.

You're correcting
the test papers?

Yeah, he just came out
here and handed them to me.

That means you'll be
correcting my paper.

Well, I will if
you let me have it.

I'd rather throw it
in the wastebasket.

Oh, you probably did a
lot better than you think.

Well, I hope so.

Well, I have a class now.

Me, too.

I guess I didn't play
this very smart, huh?

What do you mean?

Well, if I'd known
about this last night,

I would have paid for the movie.

Please, no bribes.

Would you call me and let
me know how I make out on it?

Yeah, if you want me to.

I'll call you just as
soon as I that correct it.

I hope I did well on it.

- Well, I'm sure you did.
- Bye.

Bye.

Now, wait a second, didn't
we have this for breakfast?

Dinner's all ready.

I just have to get
these finished.

They should be in the mail
by tonight at the latest.

Well, it looks
like quite a job.

Are you hungry?

Yes, I'm very hungry.

Well, we'll eat a
lot sooner if you'll

help me get these finished.

I don't know why I
fall for these traps.

Because you're always hungry.

So am I. Is
dinner almost ready?

Just about.

Oh, how'd you make
out with the tests?

Oh, they went a lot
faster than I thought.

In fact, I've got
them all finished.

That is, practically
all of them.

Oh, good.

How did Norma finally make out,
if you don't mind my asking?

Well, believe it or
not, she did real well.

Oh, well, I'm glad to hear it.

I know how concerned
you were, especially

since you felt kind
of responsible.

Well, yeah.

Actually, I haven't
given her a mark yet.

Oh?
Well, how come?

Well, her paper is
kind of hard to grade.

In what way?

Well, she showed a lot of
originality in her answers,

but some of them were
a little different.

She certainly made a
lot of sense, though.

Well, you mean
different than the answers

Professor Lewis gave you?

Well, yeah.

Look at this one, for instance.

Define nuance.

Well, a nuance is
a slight variation.

A shading, isn't it?

Well, yeah, that's
right, and that

was the answer
Professor Lewis gave,

but she has a different answer.

She says a nuance is a color.

Well, that doesn't
sound exactly right.

Well, a color is a shade.

Coloring is shading.

Well, yeah, I guess so.

What's the next one?

Give a synonym for insipid.

And what's her answer?

Flat.

Well, that's close to it.

I'd say it'd be more
like dull or tasteless.

Well, yeah, but if
it's dull or tasteless,

it can certainly be flat.

In fact, I think she's showing
a lot of imagination here.

Well, I think you have, too.

What does it say in your
list of answers there?

Well, it says
"tasteless or unsavory,"

but I think flat's
a good answer.

I certainly can't mark it wrong.

Well, you ought to know.

Well, I think it shows
a little more imagination

to give an unusual answer
rather than an obvious one,

and I think some credit should
be given to creative ability

and thought.

Anybody I know live here?

Oh, hi, Dave.

How's Junie?

Just fine, I guess.

I was just home long
enough for a quick dinner,

then I have to get back to work.
- Tonight?

Yeah.

We've been kind of
busy down there.

I just wanted to bring back
this recipe June borrowed.

Oh, there's no hurry.

Well, I didn't
want to lose it.

Looks like you already have.

Oh, here it is.

Thank you.

You sure you won't stay and
have a bite to eat with us?

Oh, no, thanks, Mom.
I just finished.

Besides, he said he has
to get back to work tonight,

and I don't think we're
going to get to eat tonight.

Just for that, you
start clearing this stuff

off the table.

Be a pleasure.

Well, I guess I
better get going.

All right.
It's nice to see you, dear.

Bye, bye.
- Thanks, Mom.

Bye.
- Give our best to June.

Thanks, I will.

See you later.

I think there's someone
at the back door, Harriet.

I'll get it.

Well, hi, Barry.

Come on in.

Thank you, Mrs. Nelson.

What can I do for you?

We, the students of Mrs.
McKinley's third grade

class at Gardner State
Elementary School

are having a paper drive, and
we would appreciate your help.

Thank you.

Oh, well, sorry,
honey, we just

threw out all our old papers.

I think the morning paper is
around here someplace though.

Come on in.

- Well, hello there, Barry.
- Hi, Mr. Nelson.

Rick.
- Hi, Barry.

"We the students of Mrs.
McKinley's third grade

class at Gardner State
Elementary School

are having a paper drive and
we would appreciate your help.

Thank you."

That's very good, Barry.

Now, where's
the morning paper?

It was right here on the table.

Here it is.

There we are.

Thanks, Mr. Nelson.

And if we find any more,
we'll save them for you, Barry.

- Thanks a lot.
- Good night.

Night.

Good night.

Oh, have you decided
what you're going

to give Norma on the test yet?

Yeah, I've been
thinking it over.

I think I'll give her a B+.

A B+?

That's pretty good.

You sure you're not being
influenced just a little bit

by the fact that she's
an attractive girl

and you kept her
out late and she

didn't get a chance to study
as much as she should have?

Well, I don't think so.

As I say, she gave some pretty
unusual answers, very original.

Well, I don't like
to butt into this,

but if Professor Lewis
gave you a list of answers,

those are the ones
you should use.

Well, yeah, but
I'm sure he expected

me to exercise a little
judgment in borderline cases.

Hey, this is funny.

What's the matter?

Well, now I can't
find her test paper.

You had it there a minute ago.

Yeah, I know it.

Well, it must be on
the table someplace.

What are you looking for?

He can't find
Norma's test paper.

You were reading from it
a minute ago, weren't you?

Yeah.

This is ridiculous.

Well, it must
be here someplace.

You don't suppose you sealed
it in one of those envelopes,

do you?

Oh, no.

At least, I hope not.

I hope not, too.

I'd hate to do that
job over again.

We got to find it.

Well, look, it's
not on the table.

It's not under the table.

And I hope it's not in one
of these envelopes I sealed.

Maybe David picked it up.

He had all those
papers out here.

Or Barry might have it.

It could have gotten stuck in
that newspaper you gave him.

Well, look, Rick, why
don't you check with David,

and I'll check with Barry.

And, Harriet, you
better check the stove.

I smell something burning.

Oh.

Hi, Oz.

Oh, hi, Dick.

I was looking for Barry.

Don't tell me he
broke another window.

No.
It's nothing like that.

No, he came over to our
house collecting newspapers

and I'm afraid he
might have picked up

an important examination
paper by mistake.

Could I speak to him?

Well, sure, he's
right out in the garage.

Oh, thanks a lot.

Hi, Barry.

Oh, hi, Mr. Nelson.

Say, Barry, you
remember that paper

you picked up at our
house a little while ago?

- Yes, sir.
- Do you know where it is?

Oh, sure, it's right
in here some place.

You want it back?

Oh, no, I just want
to look for something.

Hey, Dave?

Oh, hi, Rick.
What are you doing here?

Well, I was correcting some
test papers and one of them's

missing.

I thought you might have
picked it up by mistake.

You mean, just a
little while ago?

Yeah, they were all on
the dining room table.

Where's your briefcase?
- Oh, it's over there.

But that won't help you any.

I've already put all the
folders back in the files.

Well, which files?

Let's see.

There was A and there
was F for Farnsworth.

Then there was M, or was it N?

Well, don't you know?

Well, no, not offhand.

Here are the files.

Help yourself.

Thanks a lot.

Look, I've got about
four hours work to do.

Oh, come on, David, will you?

Well, why didn't
you keep track of it?

Did you say M?

Yeah, I think it's M. Gee,
I just had a happy thought.

What's that?

Well, Mr. Kelly picked
up one of the folders

and took it with him.

Well, can't you call
him at home or someplace?

Yeah, you can call him
in about three hours.

He'll be landing in Kansas City.

Oh, great.

Well, there's one
left and it's not here.

Well, I'll say one thing,
this is the first time

I've opened 50 envelopes
without finding a single bill.

I'm sorry to put you and
Mom to all this trouble.

Oh, that's OK, dear.

I just wish you
could find the test.

Wait a second.

It's probably just as well
we opened these anyway.

It says here Mrs. Peters has
been serving the Women's Club

faithfully for 81 years.

Oh, for goodness sakes,
it's supposed to be 18 years.

How is it possible for
me to have lost that?

Well, I know this
sounds a little strange,

but do you think maybe
you subconsciously

tried to lose the paper to
avoid your responsibility?

We all do things like that
occasionally, you know?

Well, yeah, but
I'm giving her a B+.

Why should I want
to lose the paper?

Well, maybe you have
a feeling of guilt

because actually you don't think
she deserves that higher mark.

Well, in that case, all he
has to do is give her a D,

and he'll find the paper again.

Come on, Harriet,
this is serious.

Well, do you really think
I gave her too high a mark?

Well, I don't know.

Some of her answers
seemed a little vague.

Well, maybe so, but that
doesn't mean they're wrong.

Well, no, I just mean--

Well, I know you felt a certain
degree of responsibility

because you kept her out late.

Well, I know, but I
wouldn't let anything

like that influence me, at
least not intentionally.

I looked the test
over very carefully.

I'm sure she deserves
a B or at least a B-.

Huh, Professor Lewis?

Oh, good morning, Rick.

Good morning.
I have the tests right here.

Good.

Get them all finished?
- Yes, sir.

Fine.
Have any trouble?

Well, not exactly, except
I lost one of the tests.

Oh, that's too bad.

You remember the grade on it?
- Yes, sir.

Good.

I better mark it down
before I forget it.

Who's test was it?

Norma Lane.

What did she get?

Well, her test was
kind of hard to grade.

Oh, in what way?

Well, her approach
to the questions.

She showed a lot of
originality but her answers

were sort of unusual.

I guess you might
say kind of vague.

They didn't coincide exactly
with the answers you gave me.

I see.

What grade did you give her?

Well, I gave it
a lot of thought,

and I tried to be completely
honest and objective.

I'm sure you did.

Well, I guess a D
would be about right.

A D?

Yes, sir.

That's strange.

She's one of my best students.

Well, maybe it
wasn't her fault.

Maybe there was
some reason why she

couldn't study the night before,
something beyond her control.

Well, it's too bad
you lost her paper.

I'd like to take a look at it.

Well, it could
be in Kansas City.

Excuse me?

Well, that was just
one of the possibilities.

It's sort of a long story.

The main thing is it's lost.

Hey, wait a second.

Here it is right here.

Are you sure?

Well, it says Norma Lane.

That's funny.

I looked all through
those several times.

I wonder how I could
have missed it.

You haven't put a grade on it.

Well, no, sir, I was
trying to make up my mind.

This answer seems to be right.

Give a synonym for insipid.

Flat.

And this-- Well, it's
rather an unusual approach,

but I don't think
I'd mark it wrong.

Oh, yes, sir.

I was a little undecided
about that one myself.

And take a look at number five.

That's correct.

And number seven?

Yeah, that's OK.

Well, it's not the best answer
but she has the general idea.

Are you sure you
corrected this paper?

Well, maybe I was
a little confused.

Take a look at number 20.

It must have put you on an
awful spot correcting my test

paper.

Well, let's say
it was interesting,

but I wouldn't want
to do it again.

I was afraid you might be
prejudiced because it was me.

Well, when you're grading test
papers, you have to be fair.

Actually, Professor Lewis
helped me grade your paper.

Well, it sure is wonderful.

I was kind of guessing at
a lot of the questions.

I must admit, I didn't
expect to get an A.

It's time to go home.

I've got another test tomorrow.

I might have known.

Oh, don't tell me.

What's the matter?

Oh, great.

Look at this rear tire.

What's the matter with it?

It's insipid.

It's what?

It's flat.

Gee, that's a shame.

Fortunately, I have a spare.

It won't take me
long to change it.

Well, that's OK.
Take your time.

I came prepared.

I've seen the snow white
mountains of Alaska.

I've sailed along
the rivers of Peru.

I've seen the world and
all its Seven Wonders,

but I've never seen
a wonder like you.

I stood upon the
pyramids of Egypt,

far away across the ocean blue.

I've seen the island
beauties of Hawaii,

but I've never seen
a beauty like you.

I've gazed at the
White Cliffs of Dover.

There's not a
place I didn't see.

Now that my travels
are over, I wish

you had been there with me.

I've seen the
pretty dancing girls

of Siam, the happy
Polynesian people, too.

But they're not as happy
as I am because they

haven't got a wonder like you.

I've gazed at the
White Cliffs of Dover.

There's not a
place I didn't see.

Now that my travels
are over, I wish

you had been there with me.

I've seen the
pretty dancing girls

of Siam, the happy
Polynesian people, too.

But they're not as happy
as I am because they

haven't got a wonder like you.

They haven't got
a wonder like you.

No, they haven't got
a wonder like you.

No, they haven't got
a wonder like you.