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"The Adventures of Ozzie
and Harriet," starring

the entire Nelson family.

Here's Ozzie.

Here's Harriet.

Here's David.

And here's Ricky.

Here they are, America's
favorite family, the Nelsons.

And appearing with the
Nelsons this evening

is their special guest, Wally
Cox, as Professor Patterson.

Since the marginal utility or
subjective value of an article

tends to decline as the
supply of it increases,

it is evident that
its exchange value

must tend to decline
at the same time,

since consumers valuing
it less will not buy

unless the price is lowered.

Mr. Plumstead?

Yes, sir?

Is there something
I can do for you?

Uh, no, sir, I was
just borrowing a pencil.

Oh, I finally said something
you think is worth taking down?

Oh no, sir.

Oh, uh, well, that is, yes, sir.

But I had a pencil
but I broke the point.

I see.

May I suggest that in the
future you bring several pencils

in working order?

Yes, sir.

Well, it looks like we've
just about had it for today.

Let's see what kind
of fiendish tortures

I can whip up for
you for Wednesday.

First of all, I'd like
you to finish those charts

we discussed last week.

Then I'd like you to
outline chapters 7, 8,

and 9 in Higgins, and
13 and 14 in Wetherby.

Oh, no.

Hold it.

You ain't heard nothin' yet.

I'd also like you to read
the first two chapters

of Robertson's "Economics."

You'll find several
copies in the library.

In case Mr. Plumstead
and Mr. Nelson

don't know where
the library is, I'll

be very happy to direct them.

Move along.

Thank you.

Boy, he sure piles
on the homework.

Oh, you're not kidding.

He must think it's the
only class we have.

Hey, fellas, there's a
meeting at the fraternity

this afternoon.
They want everybody there.

Another meeting?

What for?

Oh, we're going to
try and figure out

how to pay our phone bill.

And the gas bill and
the electric bill

and a few others we
managed to accumulate.

So be there, huh?

Hey, what's all this?

Oh, hi, you guys.

Where are you going?

- Oh, moving out.
- Oh, no kidding.

How come?

Well, you know the job
that I've been trying

to get down at the hotel?
- Yeah.

Well, it finally came through,
and it includes room and board.

Hey, who's getting
your old room?

Gee, I don't know.
Nobody yet.

How about letting me have it?

- You've already got a room.
- Not like his!

That's the best
room in the house.

What do you say, Fred,
ol' pal, ol' buddy?

- Gee, Wally, I don't know.
- Here, I'll help carry that.

Well, that's all right.
I can carry them.

Well, I was just
trying to help.

There's still some
stuff left up in the room.

Oh, we'll carry
it out for you.

Come on, Rick.
- Hey, wait a second.

- Well, come on.
- What about the meeting?

It just started.

Well, the heck
with the meeting.

This is important.
I want that room.

You see?
What'd I tell you.

Look at this place-- it's
twice as big as the room I got.

Yeah, it's a pretty nice room.

Pretty nice?

Got an outside entrance,
a private bath,

and it's only nine and 1/2
steps to the refrigerator.

I hope you get it.

Hey, here's an idea.
There's plenty of room here.

Why don't you move in with me?
- What for?

I got a real nice room at home.
- Oh, come on, Rick.

We'd have a lot of fun.

At least try it for
a couple of weeks.

You know, it might
be fun at that.

Sure, it'd be great.

We could fix up
the room together.

I'll donate all the
stuff in my room

and you could bring a few of
the things you have at home.

Let's see.

We can put your
leather chair here

and your television set here
and your record player here.

And there's plenty of room in
the closet for your golf clubs.

Of course, I hate to move
in and not hold up my end.

You see?

We're having fun already.

How about it?

OK, it's a deal.

I'll go home and get my things.

That's the spirit.

Well, I guess that takes
care of just about everything.

Have you got
enough socks here?

Yeah, I think so.

If I haven't, I can
always borrow some.

That's the best part about
living at the fraternity house.

Well, don't forget to
come back and see us once

in a while.

Well, I'll only be
living a half a mile away.

I know.

Besides, I have to come
over here at least once

a week to drop off my laundry.

It figures.

Are you all set?

Yeah, I think so.

Oh, pardon me, I knew
I'd forgotten something.

Do you need anything?

Oh, yeah, I'm glad
you asked me, Pop.

They may want the
rent in advance.

Could you lend me a few dollars?

Oh, sure.

After all, that's
what fathers are for.

Uh, pardon me.

Harriet?

That's OK, dear, that's
what wives are for.

Yes.

Oh, thanks, Pop.

Hey, you know something?

This closet's bigger than the
whole room I moved out of.

It sure is a nice room.

Which bed do you want?

I don't care.

Well, better pick one of them.

Well, let's see.

I'll take that one.

Oh, no you don't.

- Hey, what's going on here?
- We're moving in.

What do you mean,
you're moving in?

Well, just what he said.

Fred turned a room over
to us and we're moving in.

We've got as much right
to it as anybody else.

We've been around here
as long as you guys.

Well, that doesn't
make any difference.

Nobody's moving in here.

At least nobody
in the fraternity.

What are you talking about?

Look, why didn't you
guys attend the meeting?

Well, what's that
got to do with it?

We're in bad shape
financially, so we took a vote

and decided to rent this room
out to raise some extra money.

So come on, will you?

Let's get going.

Well, where are you going?

I'm going home to
Mother, where do you think?

Well, they haven't
rented the room yet.

We can stay here tonight.

What's so funny?

Who knows, maybe they
never will rent it?

I have a plan.

Come on, you better
get your bed fixed.

Oh.

And now, for
illustration, let us

return to the case of the
poor man with only one shirt.

Now, to him, that
shirt must obviously

possess great utility.

Perhaps he has to remain in
bed while his wife carefully

launders it.

Now, its utility and
its marginal utility

are the same, since it
constitutes his whole supply.

But suppose he gets
a second shirt.

Then neither to him
nor to his wife will

a single shirt
seem so important.

The second shirt will be just
as useful as the first shirt,

but he will not
value it as highly

as he did the first shirt.

It should be noted that
his former high regard

for the first shirt
will have disappeared.

Don't you agree, Mr. Plumstead?

Hmm?

Oh, yes, I certainly do.

Agree as to what?

Oh, uh, well, that the
shirt has disappeared?

Well, it has something to do
with a disappearing shirt.

Not a very good guess.

Uh, well, I'll try
to do better next time.

Let's hope so.

Meanwhile, back
at the classroom,

suppose you all take a
few minutes to write out

an illustration of
marginal utility.

Hey, Rick,
I was just thinking.

Supposing they run an
ad in the school paper?

Shh.

Hey, I've got it.

Why don't we spread
a rumor that two guys

were murdered in that room?

What?

What'd you say?

Shh.

Mr. Plumstead, are
you hissing at me?

Oh, no, sir, I
was just whispering.

Well, knock it
off and get to work.

Yes, sir.

Don't forget your
next assignment, ladies

and gentlemen.

Oh, say, fellas, could I
speak with you for a moment?

Uh, yes, sir.

Yes, sir.

At ease, men.

Oh, yes, sir.

What can we do for you?

I'm a little concerned
about my lecture today.

Well, I thought
it was very clear.

Oh, me, too.

I thought it was
pretty bad, myself.

Of course, economics is not the
easiest subject in the world

to make interesting.

In fact, it can be
pretty dull at times.

It sure can.

I mean, I know what you mean.

As you fellas know, this is
my first year on the campus.

And I wanted to make the course
as interesting as possible.

Oh, you certainly do.

I think it's very interesting.

Well, sometimes, perhaps,
but it was pretty obvious

that today's lecture
didn't make it.

In fact, it was a real bomb.

Oh, I wouldn't say that.

Well, I certainly didn't
hold everybody's attention.

Well, I don't know
about the others,

but for Mr. Nelson and
myself, it wasn't the lecture,

it's just that we have
things on our minds.

We're having a little financial
problem down at the fraternity.

We need money.

Well, that's
right down my alley.

What are you doing to
alleviate the situation?

I beg your pardon?

What are you doing to
try to raise the money?

Well, some of the fellows
are thinking about renting out

one of the rooms.

Oh, is it a nice room?

Oh, sure.

Private bath and everything.

This may be a stroke of luck.

I've been looking for a
place near the campus.

You have?

Yes.

Does it have an
outside entrance?

Ooh, uh, yes, but I don't
think you'd care for it.

Oh, I'm not hard to please.

In fact, I think I'd kind
of like living over there.

Unless, of course, you
have some objections.

Oh, no, no, of course not.

The only thing, though,
I was just thinking,

maybe they've already
rented the room.

Oh, yes, yes,
there's a thought.

I'd better hurry over
there before I lose it.

Thank you very much for the tip.

Oh, that's all
right, Professor.

What happened?

We just rented the room,
that's what happened.

Oh, he'll probably turn
the fraternity into one

gigantic study hall.

Wait'll the rest of the
guys hear about this!

Our lives won't
be worth a nickel.

Yeah.

You know, you may be right
about a couple of guys

getting murdered in that room.

It just hasn't happened yet.

- Well, good evening, gentlemen.
- Good evening, Professor.

Let me help you with that.
- Ooh--

Please now, fellas,
I appreciate it,

but I don't want to take
you away from your studies.

Oh, uh, thank you, Professor.

That's very thoughtful of you.

OK, fellas, let's
get the game going.

Dobie, Professor
Patterson's here.

Oh!
Oh, good evening, Professor.

Welcome to our fraternity.
- Thank you.

Your room is right
down this way, Professor.

I'm sorry to have
interrupted you.

Oh, that's quite
all right, Professor.

Well, fellas, shall we
get back to our studying?

What time is it, Rick?

Oh, about 9 o'clock.

That's enough for tonight.

Yeah, I guess I
better get home.

I think I'll call up
Ginger and see if she wants

to take me out for a hamburger.
- Yeah, that sounds good.

I'll join you.

Anybody want to go bowling?

Yeah, I'll go with you.

Pardon me, I hope I'm
not interrupting anything.

Oh no, come right
in, Professor.

I just wondered
if you happened

to have a copy of the
fraternity bylaws.

Oh, there must be a copy
around here somewhere.

I thought as long
as I'm living here,

it's only fair that I observe
the rules and regulations,

same as everybody else.

Has anybody seen a
copy of the bylaws?

We have bylaws?

- Yes, we do.
- Here's a copy.

Oh, thank you.

Say, this is a revelation.

I had no idea you men were
so strict with yourselves.

We are?

"Study hours will
be from 7:00 to 10:30

and will be strictly observed."

Very good.

Very good.

I'll return this before
your study hour's over.

Uh, yes, sir.

Hey, turn it off, you guys!

Professor's on his way.

- Well, hi, Mrs. Nelson.
- Oh hi, Wally.

Come on in.
- Oh, thank you.

What are you
doing, roaming around

at this hour of the night?

Oh, I just had to get
away from the fraternity.

It's getting pretty
spooky down there.

The professor's haunting us.

Well, why don't you spend
the night here with Ricky?

- Oh no, I couldn't do that.
- Why not?

Well, I wouldn't
want to impose.

Oh, don't be silly.

Well, it would be nice.
If you're sure it's all right.

Well, of course it is.

Rick's right
upstairs in his room.

Oh, thank you.
Excuse me a minute.

Luckily,
I happened to have

my sleeping bag with me.

Hey, look who's here!

Hi, Wally!

- What took you so long?
- What are you guys doing here?

Same thing you are, except
we thought of it sooner.

Here, let me have that.

There's a spot over
here in the corner.

The bathtub's still available.

Oh, now, fellas, this
isn't getting us anywhere.

Let's face it,
there's only one way

to end this
miserable existence--

we got to find some way
to get the professor out

of the fraternity house.

We all know that.

Do you have any suggestions?

Well, as a matter
of fact, I do

have a master plan of strategy.

It's called Operation
Sabotage, or "let's make

the old prof miserable."

All in favor, say aye.

Aye!

Anything wrong, Professor?

Are you having any trouble
with the lights in this room?

No, sir.

That's funny.

The lights in my room
keep going on and off.

Don't tell me
that started again.

What's that?

Well, you know the wiring
in this house is pretty old

and that room's been
giving us trouble lately.

Well, let's not start having
those fire drills again.

I don't think
that's necessary.

The rest of the house is OK.

Our trouble's in the
professor's room.

- Do you think it's dangerous?
- I don't think so.

I'm pretty familiar
with the wiring.

Let's see if we can
find the trouble.

- Oh, I'd appreciate it.
- Yes, sir.

Uh, Professor?

Yes?

Why don't you keep this
in your room just in case?

Thank you.

- Did it work?
- Perfect.

You should've seen his face.
- He really looked worried.

- Great!
- You think that'll do it?

Are you kidding?
We've just started.

OK, what do we do next?

My next operation is called
"torture by Glee Club."

Come on.

Down
by the old mill stream,

where I first met you,
with your eyes so blue,

dressed in gingham, too.

It was there I knew
that you loved me true.

You were 16.

You were 16.

My village queen.

My village queen.

Down by the old mill stream.

The old mill stream.

Very good, fellas.

Let's take it up a
half a tone, Rick.

What's going on?

Oh, we were just having
Glee Club practice, Professor.

Oh, I hope we're
not bothering you.

Well, as a matter of fact,
I was correcting some papers.

Well, gee, that's the
only place we can practice.

There are a lot
of fellas studying

in the other part of the house.
- Oh, I see.

You wouldn't want us to
interrupt them, would you?

Oh no, no, of course not.

I can do my work in
the morning, I guess.

Oh, boys, would you mind
working on a different song?

The one you were just
singing has always

been one of my favorites.

Uh, certainly.

Let's try "Let Me
Call You Sweetheart."

Let
me call you sweetheart.

I'm in love with you.

He's just getting
in the shower.

OK, let's give him
the old ice water.

You really think we should?

Remember what he
said about our singing.

Besides, cold showers
are good for you.

We'll have to chip
the icicles off of him after

this.

We might as well
admit it, fellas.

We're faced with an
extremely delicate situation.

We all realize that we made a
mistake by renting out the room

to a member of the faculty.

Especially to
Professor Patterson.

We needed the money.

Well, maybe so,
but we don't now.

We've collected most of
the outstanding dues,

and it looks like the
party Saturday night's

going to be a big success.

So we're in pretty good
financial shape again.

Now all we have to do is get
Professor Nuisance out of here.

Well, I've done all I can.

Yeah, we've thrown
the book at him

and he just won't take the hint.

If he'd only act
like a human being.

Well, I think he tries.

He was just born square.

We know all that.

The point is, how do
we get him out of here?

Would somebody get that, please?

Well, does anybody
have any suggestions?

Oh, come on in, Professor.

It's Professor Patterson.

We're having a meeting,
as you can see.

That's why the
doors were locked.

Yes, I know.

I hate to interrupt
your meeting, fellows,

but this is the
only chance I have

to talk to you all together.

Could I say a few words?

I'll try to make it brief.

Oh, of course, Professor.

Go right ahead.

Well, first of all,
I want you to know

how grateful I am to you all.

It's not easy to have a
stranger come into your midst,

especially a member
of the faculty whose

chief claim to fame is passing
out the toughest assignments.

So when I first moved
in, I must admit

I had some misgivings
as to whether it

was going to work out.

You fellas have
been so wonderful.

To be honest with
you, I've always

been sort of a fifth
wheel, a misfit.

But when you started playing
those little jokes on me--

that business with the lights,
the ice cold showers, the Glee

Club--

I knew that you'd really
accepted me as one of you.

And I can't tell you how
happy you've made me.

You're a fine
bunch of young men.

And that's why it's so
difficult for me to tell you

that I'm going to have
to move out tomorrow.

Well-- may we
ask why, Professor?

Well, for a couple of reasons.

First of all, I find that
as a member of the faculty,

I'm losing my objectivity.

I'm getting soft.

I've gotten to like you
guys so much that it's

getting to be more and
more difficult to hand out

those long assignments.

I even find myself feeling
sorry for Rick and Wally

when they come to
class unprepared.

Of course, that's
only part of it.

The main reason is my
wife has arrived in town

and we're going to move
into a little house

over on Faculty Row.

That's about it.

Thanks again,
fellas, for letting

me be part of this happy
family for the past few weeks.

Professor Patterson,
there are a lot

of things that I
could say at this time

and, well, I just hope
I say the right thing.

I know I speak for
every one of us

when I say that you've taught us
more than you'll ever realize.

We're all deeply grateful,
and we'll never forget you.

For he's
a jolly good fellow,

for he's a jolly good fellow,
for he's a jolly good fellow,

which nobody can deny!

Thank you.

Would you like to
meet Mrs. Patterson?

She's right outside.

Sure!

Jane?

Wow.

Mary Jane, I want you
to meet the greatest

bunch of guys in the world.

Fellas, this is my wife.

Thank you, boys.

And thanks for being
so nice to my husband.

And please feel free
to come over and see us

any time at all.

You're always welcome.

Oh, one more thing, fellas.

I understand you're having
a dance Saturday night.

May we be the chaperones?

Sure.

And please, fellas,
let me dance with my wife

at least once
during the evening.