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"The Adventures of Ozzie
and Harriet," starring

the entire Nelson family.

Here's Ozzie.

Here's Harriet.

Here's David.

And here's Ricky.

Here they are, America's
favorite family, the Nelsons.

And tonight, we're happy
to include the newest

member of the Nelson family,
June Blair-Nelson, who,

as you probably know,
is Mrs. David Nelson.

Are these yours or David's?

They're David's.

This shirt is his, too.

Oh.

Well, there's a button off this.

I'll sew it on later.
- Wait a second, Mom.

Don't you think you ought
to let June mend it?

Well, why, for goodness sake?

Well, after all,
she is his wife.

You don't want to
hurt her feelings.

I don't
think she'll mind.

Who wants to get
back from a honeymoon

and find a bunch of shirts
with the buttons off of them?

Yeah, I suppose so.

Well, I wondered what
happened to you two.

Oh, we're just packing
up David's things.

I thought I'd take them
over to the apartment

before he and June got back.

Yeah, that's a good idea.

Oh, by the way, we
got a card from him.

Oh, good.

Wait a second.

This is your
handwriting, isn't it?

Yes, it is.

I gave him one of those
multiple-choice cards

and addressed it to us.

I figured it was the only way
we were going to hear from him.

You're
probably right.

"Drive safely.

Check.

Having a wonderful time.

Check."

Notice they crossed
out, "Wish you were here."

Naturally.

When are they
supposed to get back?

Sometime tomorrow afternoon.

I'll take this stuff
over there in the morning.

Hey, wait a second.
Not so fast.

Oh, don't worry, Pop.

I rescued all your ties.

If you want them,
they're on my tie rack.

That figures.

Do you want me to take
some of the wedding gifts

over there when I go?
- No, that's all right, dear.

Your dad and I'll do
it in the morning.

I could do it.
I'm going over there anyway.

No, that's all right, really.

Well, OK.

See, your mother
wants to go over there

so she can supervise the job.

You know, open up all
the gifts, figure out

where everything goes.
- I do not.

I just want to make sure
nothing gets broken.

I'll take this
stuff downstairs.

I hope I got everything.

Oh, here, don't forget this.

Oh, I should say not.

That's the first picture
of June ever gave him.

Oh, wait a second, Mom.

He may want this, but
he won't want these.

Susan.

Linda.

Patty.

You almost
planted a bomb here.

Well, welcome to
the honeymoon cottage.

Oh, doggone it.

What's the matter?

Well, David gave me a
key, and I left it home.

Oh, well, I think they left
another one under the mat

there.

Oh, yeah, here it is.

I forgot, Wally and
his practical jokers

have been here.

A happy new year.

Go ahead, dear.

Wait a minute.

Aren't you forgetting something?

Well, like what?

Like you're supposed to carry
the bride over the threshold.

Oh, no, that's
just the first time.

This time, you're supposed to
carry me over the threshold.

I'll give you a break.

I'll let you carry me piggyback.

Well, why don't you
carry me piggyback?

Or carry me fireman's carry?

You used to be a Girl
Scout, didn't you?

Are you suggesting
that I've gained weight?

Or haven't you got
any muscles left?

That did it.

There we go.

I hope you'll be very happy.

Oh, thank you.

Congratulations.

Thank you.

Thank you very much.

I didn't know they got
another pair of candlesticks.

They got five pairs.

Makes a pair of candlesticks
for each percolator.

Oh, this is just darling.

And here's a perfect
place for it.

Look, Harriet,
don't you think you

ought to let June decide where
she wants to put this stuff?

Well, it looks nice there.

Don't you think?

Well, OK, you're
the mother-in-law.

I'm just trying to
get things organized.

I'm sure they don't want to come
back and find things in a mess.

Here's an interesting
little item.

- What is it?
- Well, I don't know.

I've been trying to figure this
out ever since the wedding.

You don't suppose it's
a grease gun, do you?

What's the number on it?

16.

I'll get the list.

It's a donut maker.

Could have fooled me.

You know, they got
a lot of nice things,

but they sure could use
a few practical gifts.

They didn't get much
for the kitchen.

Well, they got all
those percolators.

Yes, but no pots and
pans, not even a frying pan.

Well, they could use
one of the percolators

for boiling eggs.

Look, we've got a lot of extra
pots and pans at the house.

Why don't you run back and get
some while I straighten things

up here?

OK.

Oh, and you better get
some sheets and pillowcases.

- OK.
- And some towels.

OK.

Oh, and some cups and saucers.

OK.

And the vacuum cleaner.

Would you leave the
door open for me, Rick?

- Can I help you with anything?
- Oh, yeah.

There's some towels, and sheets,
and a broom in the dining room.

Would you take them out
of the car for me, please?

OK.

Well, that didn't take long.

How's the kitchen look?

Very nice.

Well, at least it's
enough to get them started.

Yeah, you did a good job.

The only thing,
though-- you don't

think the kids will object to
them giving them all these pots

and pans, do you?

Well, no, of course not.

Why should they?

After all, we're not
giving them to them.

We're just lending them to
them till we get settled.

Yeah, well, that's
what your mother said,

and this is one of her pans.

Well, now, I think
that looks pretty nice,

even if I do say so myself.

Yeah, it looks great.

Are they all set?

Don't forget the
vacuum cleaner.

- Where is it?
- It's in the bedroom.

Here, I'll take
that out to the car.

Well, that didn't
last long, did it?

You can say that again.

That was a good idea of yours.

You mean fixing
up the apartment?

Yeah, it's going to be a
nice surprise for the kids.

I wonder.

What do you mean, you wonder?

It was your idea, and
it was a good one.

Well, I thought it was.

But I'm not so sure now.

There's nothing worse than
meddling parents, you know.

What are you talking about?

Well, I've been worrying
about it all the way home.

We still have time to go
back and put everything back

in the boxes.

- You must be kidding.
- No, I'm not.

And the more I think about it,
I'm sure we've made a mistake.

We shouldn't have done it.

Oh, come on now.

No, I mean it.

I'm not going to start out by
being a typical mother-in-law.

Well, Harriet,
that's ridiculous.

We just fixed the place up.

We can't go back there
and tear everything apart.

We can if we hurry.

Come on.

Now, now, wait
a second, Harriet.

Do you remember when we got
back from our honeymoon?

Both your mother and my mother
pitched in and helped us,

and we were darn glad they did.

But kids are
different nowadays.

Well, people keep saying
that, but they really aren't.

Maybe a little smarter.

- And a little more independent.
- Hi.

- Oh, hi, Rick.
- Hi.

The apartment looks very nice.

Oh, did you go back there?

Yeah, I had a
hunch you'd forget

to reset the booby traps.

Oh, thanks.

Oh, here they are.

Dave and June just drove up.

No, thank you, dear.

- No, thank you.
- No, thanks, Rick.

No, thanks.

It certainly is nice to
have you kids back again.

Well, thanks, Mom.

It's nice to be back.

We had a wonderful
time, but we're

kind of anxious to get
settled in our new apartment.

Oh.

Did you stop by the apartment?

Yeah, we did, but
we couldn't get in.

Well, don't you
have a key, Dave?

Yeah, I thought I
left it under the mat.

But evidently, I didn't.

I knew my husband must have
one fault. He's absentminded.

Oh, [laughs] actually,
I have the key.

Rick gave it to me, and I forgot
to put it back under the mat.

Here's the one
who's absentminded.

Did you go over there, Pop?

Yeah, your mother and I
took the wedding gifts over.

Oh, good.
Gee, thanks.

You know, all you had to
do was ask the superintendent

if you wanted to get in.

Oh, were you over there, too?

Well, yeah, I thought I'd
take your clothes over there.

Oh, gee, thanks a lot.

Well, I guess we'd
better get going.

What's your hurry?

Well, as Junie
said, we're kind of

anxious to get over there
and get everything settled.

You know how it is.

There's so much to be done.

Well, you might be surprised
at how easy it'll all be.

Oh, I don't mind the work.

In fact, I'm looking
forward to it.

We don't want
anybody to help us.

We want to do it all ourselves.

We've been doing a
lot of talking about it.

We have it all
planned out, and we know

exactly how we want it to look.

Well, that's nice.

I know this sounds
awful, but I can hardly

wait to get at
the wedding gifts.

You know, I can't remember
what some of them are.

Well, they're all very nice.

Of course, you were a
little short on some

of the practical items.

Well, I kind of figured that.

So we stopped off on the way
and got some food and a lot

of stuff for the kitchen.
Things like that.

Oh, and don't forget the
sheets and the pillowcases.

Oh, yeah, we now own some
new sheets and pillowcases

and a charge account
at the Emporium.

Oh.

Well, I hope you don't mind if
we went along and get started.

Oh, well, I just
thought of something.

Would you wait a minute?
Pardon me.

Uh, Harriet-- pardon me.

Harriet?

Well, what's new?

What do you mean, what's new?

Well, you know, what's new?

See?

I told you.

We never should have done it.

What are we going to do now?

We just have to
tell them, I guess.

Tell them what?

We were over there,
meddling in their affairs?

We weren't meddling.

We were just trying
to be helpful.

That's not what
you said before.

The original idea was yours.

But that's beside the point.

What do we do now?

Well, do you think we have
time to rush over there and put

everything back the way it was?

You mean and
repack all the stuff?

Sure.

Maybe we can get Rick to stall.

Well, we can try.

I'll send him back to
here, and you tell him.

Well, I wasn't sure
whether some of the shirts

were yours or mine.

Oh, that's OK.

Thanks anyway.

Rick, your mother wants
to see you for a minute.

Oh, OK.

Well, what's new?

What's up?

Listen, your father
and I are going

to go back and
repack all the stuff.

You got to stall them for
at least a half an hour.

- How?
- Well, I don't know.

I'll leave that up to you.

Well, where will I
tell them you've gone?

I know.
You'll leave that up to me, too.

Tell you father
I'm waiting for him.

OK.

I wasn't sure whether some of
the shirts were yours or mine.

Pop, Mom wants
to see you again.

Oh, pardon me, please.

Sure.

Well, nothing's new.

And what the heck is
going on around here?

What are you talking about?

You know darn well
what I'm talking about.

What's going on
out in the kitchen?

Uh, why don't we
all go into the den?

There's something in there
I'd like to show June.

Come on, June, right this way.

Well, at least this
gives you some idea

of the family you married into.

You got the key?

Oh, Ozzie--

Harriet, I don't have time to
carry you across the threshold

again.
- I'm not talking about that--

I tried to warm you.

I know, honey, I know.

And this is Uncle Charlie.

He isn't really an uncle, just
a good friend of the family's.

We always call him uncle.

Oh, and here's Uncle Harold.

He's my mother's uncle, so
that makes him our great uncle,

I guess.

He's your great uncle, too.

That is, by marriage.

You are married, aren't you?

Look, Rick--

Well, I've never
seen the license.

Rick, what's this all about?

Oh, isn't this a beautiful
picture of my mother?

Oh, yes, it's lovely.

I've seen that one before.

Well, that'll
be enough of that.

Come on, June.
We've got to get going.

Wait.

Can't you stick around
a little longer?

The folks will be right back.

Well, tell them
we'll see them later.

Yeah, we have a lot
of things to do, Rick.

Well, say, as
long as you're here,

you might as well say
hello to the neighbors.

I know the Randolphs
would love to see you.

Well, tell them we'll
see them later, too.

Yeah?

OK.

Bye, Rick.

Bye.

Keep to the right
and drive slowly.

Sorry, Mother, I tried.

- Anything else?
- Just those sheets.

Oh, and don't
forget the broom.

Come on.
Let's get going.

- Uh-oh.
- What's the matter?

- Here they come.
- Oh, great.

Now what do we do?

Let's duck out
the back way, quick.

Don't get the broom.

I believe the usual
custom is for the groom

to carry the bride
across the threshold.

That's what I hear.

- Wait a minute.
- What's the matter?

Am I too heavy?
- No, you're just right.

I just happened to
think of something.

How about that?

Fine bunch of friends I have.

They didn't even bother
to booby trap the place.

Well, I'm glad.

Well, the coast is clear.

Hey, wait a minute.

Aren't you forgetting
something--

like me?

Oh, yeah.

Just thought I'd take the
opportunity to do that again.

Thank you.

I hope they last longer
than the other couple.

Gee, I didn't remember
getting so much loot.

Neither did I.
Isn't it wonderful?

Yeah.

Where will we start?

Well, first we'd better get
the groceries in the kitchen.

Some of this stuff has to
go in the refrigerator.

Wait a minute.

Do we have a refrigerator?

Golly, I hope so.

We better take a look.

Surprise.

What are you guys doing here?

Well, the main
reason we're here

is because there's no
back door, and the porch

is too high to jump off.

It's kind of a long story.

I'll make it as
brief as possible.

No, let me tell it.

It's all my fault. About
an hour ago, your dad

and I came over here, and
we unpacked all your wedding

gifts.

And we fixed the place up so
it would be all ready for you

when you came home.

Well, what a nice thing to do.

Gee, that's the sweetest
thing I ever heard.

Well, thank you, dear.

That's nice of you to say
that, but then we suddenly

realized it wasn't quite
fair to you and Dave.

But gee, Mom, we
would have understood.

Well, we figured
this is your home.

And you should have the fun of
fixing it up any way you like.

So we were putting everything
back again when you came in.

It's pretty crazy, huh?

You know, I think I'm
going to like being a Nelson.

Well, thanks.

We sure appreciate all
the trouble you went to.

Well, at least our
intentions were good.

Oh, they sure were.

And thanks a lot.

This time, we'll
go out the right way.

You kids stay here.

You have plenty to do.

We'll see you later.

OK.

And stop worrying about us.

We're better organized
than you think.

Bye.

Bye.

Don't have to worry
about those kids.

They'll do all right.

Oh, sure.

Say, did you happen to notice
if they brought in any food?

Harriet, I'm sure they did.

Well, I finally got
the picture hung up.

Oh, did you hurt your thumb?

No, it's not too bad.

I think I'll live.

Well, I hope so.

Well, the place is really
beginning to look nice.

Thank you.

Outside of a few
extra candlesticks,

I've got everything put away.

I put all the
clothes in the closet.

I gave you the right side, and
I took the left, if that's OK.

Sure.

I can switch them
around, if you want.

That's fine, if you'll
help me make the bed.

Sure.
It's a deal.

Have you seen the
sheets I bought?

No, I haven't.

How do you like them?

Oh, yeah, they look very nice.

Of course, I don't know
too much about sheets.

Well, I'll have you know
they're contour fitted.

And they're a very nice percale.

I got a good price on them, too.

Sounds good.

Gee, they don't seem
to be wide enough.

Oh, darn it.

She gave me the wrong size.

These are for twin beds.

I should have kept the sheets
your mother brought over.

Oh, don't worry
about it, honey.

We can always get more sheets.

Maybe we can figure out
some way of doubling them up

or something.

June, where the glasses?

Oh, they're right over here.

It's funny how you
get used to things.

Mom always keeps
them on this side.

Oh, well, I could change them.

That's OK.

I can drink left-handed.

Would you like
some ginger ale?

Oh, no thanks, this is fine.

Well, how about some ice?

Yeah, that sounds good.

Hey, it's not frozen.

It's not even cold.

Yeah, that's funny.

No wonder.

We forgot to plug
the refrigerator in.

Oh.

Oh, the peas.

Oh, this is awful.

They're all thawed out.

Well, that's OK.

We can have them for dinner.

All six boxes of them?

Six?

Well, they were having
a special on them.

I was just trying to
save you some money.

You said you liked peas.

Well, yeah, I do.

Of course, after tonight, I
may be a little tired of them.

I'm going to start dinner now.

- Can I help?
- I don't know.

What can you do?

Well, I can stand
around and get in the way.

Not in here.

This is my territory.

Why don't you go put
on your slippers,

or read the paper, whatever
husbands are supposed to do?

OK, if you tell me what
we're having for dinner.

Well, pot roast, mashed
potatoes, and a lot of peas.

Sounds just like home.

This may come as a surprise
to you, but this is your home.

Oh, so it is.

And remember, don't
burn the biscuits,

even if it is traditional.

We're not having
biscuits, and I'll

have you know I'm
a very good cook.

OK.

Just remember, in case
of fire, dial 116.

What are you doing?

I'm just fixing the
plug on this lamp.

I didn't realize
you were so talented.

It's not much of a job.

How's the pot roast coming?

Well, I ran into
a little difficulty.

What do you mean?

Now, don't get mad.

Oh, of course not.

Well, come on.

I'll show you.

See what I mean?

It doesn't fit.

Don't you laugh, either.

Well, why'd you try to
put it in that little pan?

Don't we have a bigger one?

No, that's the
biggest one I bought.

They were on special.

I'm awfully sorry.

Oh, that's all right, honey.

We can cut it up and
make a stew out of it.

We've got potatoes and peas--

lots of peas.

Well, I wanted to ask
you about the potatoes.

I'll eat them any way
you want to fix them.

No, I mean I can't find them.

Well, maybe they
rolled under the sink.

Oh, I guess I
just forgot them.

Gee, and I had them
on the list, too.

Well, maybe they're
in the refrigerator.

No, there's nothing in
here but this fudge.

Oh.

What's the matter?

That was a
chocolate layer cake.

I'm making a mess
out of everything.

No, you're not, sweetheart.

Oh, yes, I am.

Nothing's going right.

Sure it is.

Look.

I got this lamp fixed.

See?

Oh.

You know, actually,
we're pretty lucky.

How do you figure that?

Well, we've got five
sets of candlesticks.

No bathmat.

What's this?

They don't have a bathmat.

Harriet, I am
sure they'll live,

whether they have
a bathmat or not.

I know it.

I just can't help
thinking about it.

Well, those sweet
potatoes sure look good.

How come you cooked
so many of them?

I can't get used to
Dave not being around.

I wonder what they're
having for dinner.

Oh, probably
champagne and caviar.

Will you stop
worrying about them?

I'm not worrying about
them, and stop picking on me.

Did you call Ricky?
- Yeah.

Holy smokes, do you
think that's big enough?

There's enough there
to feed an army.

Say, here's an idea.

How about inviting Dave
and June over for dinner?

Harriet, this is
their first night home.

Well, that's just the point.

They've probably been so
busy straightening things

around they have no time
to think about dinner.

Oh, come on.

We can have over
here tomorrow night.

June's probably cooking
her first dinner.

What's so funny?

I was just thinking about
the first dinner you cooked.

Maybe we should
invite them over.

Come on, now.

It wasn't as bad as all that.

Hey, wait a second.

I have an idea.

Will this keep in the oven?

Sure.

Well, let's take
a run over there

and casually drop in on them,
and see how things are going.

If they look like they'd
appreciate an invitation

to dinner, we'll ask them.

Sorta play it by ear.
How does that sound?

Sounds good.
Let's put this back in the oven.

Boy, I'm starved.

Hey, this looks good.

Hey, where are you
going with that?

We're too late.

They probably had to eat out.

No, I hear music.

Ozzie, what you're doing?

Shh.

You were worried about them.

I think I'm going to cry.

How about that?

I was only kidding, and
I guessed it right--

champagne and caviar.

Want some more ginger ale?

Yes, please.

Did I give you enough peas?

Yeah, I have plenty.

Thanks.

I love you.

I love you, too.

And I really am a good cook.

You wait and see.

Who cares?