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"The Adventures of Ozzie
and Harriet," starring

the entire Nelson family.

Here's Ozzie, here's Harriet,
here's David, and here's Ricky.

Here they are, America's
favorite family, the Nelsons.

Well, look what
we've got here.

Yeah, it looks like the finals
of the campus beauty contest.

Yeah, and they all
look like winners.

Which one would you vote for?

Whichever one I
could get a date with.

You've got a date with me
tonight and don't forget it.

Oh, hi there, Ginger, honey.

I didn't recognize you
there for a minute.

On second thought, maybe
we don't have a date.

So what are we girls
discussing this afternoon?

Well, if you must know, we
were talking about George.

Well, what about him?

He took Susan to the
Rendezvous Room last night.

How come you guys never take
us any places like that?

Well, for one thing,
I've never heard of it.

Probably because
it isn't cheap.

Susan says it's the most
beautiful place in town.

They have a tremendous
crystal chandelier

and a big open fireplace.

And all the waiters are
dressed up in red coats.

I'd sure like to go there.

So would I.

And they have a nice little
orchestra for dancing, too.

What else is new?

Well, they got a new fry
cook down at the Beanery.

No kidding?

I sure would love to go there.

OK, then it's a deal.

Everybody down to
the Beanery tonight.

We're talking
about the Rendezvous.

The Rendezvous?

Ever heard of a place
called the Rendezvous?

Not me.

No, but I think I
hear the bell ringing

for our next class, though.
- I think you're right.

Let's go.
See you later, girls.

So long, girls.

Bye.

Well, there goes the
last of the big spenders.

They didn't seem
to go for the idea.

I really didn't think they
would, but it was worth a try.

Say, by the way, who
are George and Susan?

My mother and father.

How about those
golddiggers, hinting around

for us to take them to
some expensive place

like The Rendezvous.

Yeah.

You know, if you
don't watch those girls,

they'll really take
advantage of you.

Hey, what happened
to the chicken

that was in here yesterday?

Oh, sorry, old man, we had
it for dinner last night.

Oh, here's some cake.

This will be enough.

- Hi, fellas.
- Oh, hi, Mr. Nelson.

Hi, Pop.

What's going on, or is
this a private discussion?

No.
Nothing like that.

We were just talking about how
much it costs to take girls out

these days.

Oh, gee, I'm awfully sorry.

I'm a little broke
myself this week.

Oh, don't get nervous, Pop.

This isn't a touch.

Oh, that's good.

Say, have you ever
heard of a place called

The Rendezvous, Mr. Nelson?

Yeah.

Seems to me I have.

From what I understand, if
you guys are going over there,

you better take plenty
of money with you.

Not much chance
of my going there.

Oh, me either.

When I go out on a date,
about all I can afford

is a movie and a hamburger.

And most of the
time he goes Dutch.

The trouble with
you guys is your dates

are too involved these days.

Well, in what way?

Well, you're always worried
about going someplace special.

When I used to go on
a date with a girl,

I'd just go over to her
house and play some records

or take her for a walk
or something like that.

Then who would you
take out the next time?

You know what I mean.

There are lots of things
you can do without spending

too much money.
- Like what?

Oh, wait a minute while
I get a pencil and paper.

Like what, Pop?

Well, you fellas
probably aren't

interested in the things we
used to be interested in.

Well, sure we are, if
it'll save us some money.

Well, we used to go for walks.

Oh, I guess I mentioned that.

And we used to go to the museum
or sit around, a bunch of us,

and just talk.

And sometimes we'd make
fudge or have a taffy pull,

or even just stay home and
put some records on and dance.

Well, I'm with you,
Pop, but I doubt if you

could convince the girls.

Well, you'd be surprised
how much fun you can have.

It's just a matter of people
enjoying each other's company.

Say, Mr. Nelson, would you
be willing to make that speech

at a few of the sorority houses?

Well, first of all, how about
giving me a piece of cake?

Oh, sure, here,
have some of mine.

I agree with your father.

You don't necessarily have
to spend a lot of money

to have fun.

Well, times have changed since
you were in school, though,

Mom.

Everything was
cheaper in those days.

Including the fellas.

Wait a second, we weren't a
bunch of cheapskates, you know.

We used to have some
pretty big times.

We sure did.

We never missed an opening night
at Palisades Amusement Park.

Your mother's
kidding, but that

was a pretty expensive date.

Where'd you get
the money, Pop?

Well, that's where
we were a little more

sensible than you guys.

We used to save up for
the really big dates.

That's right, by taking
us on all those cheap dates

in between.

Wait a second.

Oh, I'm not complaining, dear.

In fact, as I recall,
the girls were the ones

who used to suggest it.

Hey, maybe you're the one
who should give the talk

at the sorority houses, Mom.

All our girls ever suggest is
something like The Rendezvous

Room.

Well, you could
take them there.

Well, sure, but we'd like
to leave without having

to wash the dishes.

Well, why don't you save up
your money for a few weeks?

Well, yeah, but you
can't expect the girls just

to sit around doing
nothing in the meantime.

Oh, Mom doesn't mean
not to take them out.

She just means to take them
on some of those cheap dates

that Pop used to specialize in.

Just a second, Dave--

No offense, Pop.
We're on your side.

Well, only thing,
though, will it work?

I have a hunch the
girls are going to think

we're a bunch of tightwads.

Well, let them in on
it from the beginning.

Tell them that you're
saving up for a big date.

I'll bet they go along with it.
- I think your mother's right.

It's worth a try.

Well, maybe.

Why don't we talk it
over with them tomorrow?

It's OK with me.

I'm sure they'll understand.

Just see how little money you
can spend on dates for a while.

Make a game of it.

Well, I just hope the other
team is willing to play.

How about the zoo?

That doesn't cost anything.
- Yeah, the zoo.

Put that down, Wally.
- Now, wait a minute.

If you go to the zoo,
you got to buy peanuts

to feed to the elephants.

Well, don't give
them to the elephants.

Make it a lunch date
and eat them yourself.

- Yeah.
- Are you kidding?

How cheap can you get?

Well, that's the
idea, to save money.

OK, the zoo.
Any other ideas?

Let's see what we got.

The museum, the planetarium,
listening to records,

window shopping--
- After the stores are closed.

Naturally.

Well, I guess that's about it.

Gee, this stuff doesn't
sound very exciting.

Hey, how about going
down to the Emporium

and riding the escalators?

Well, it was just a thought.

I guess this is about it.

Well, now all we have to do
is go over to the sorority house

and tell the girls.
- Wait a minute.

Why don't we wait till tomorrow?

I got a big date tonight.

Where are you going?

Well, I'm not sure yet.

Well, I'll tell you
where you're going.

You're going to pick her up
and then take a long walk

and wind up at the Penny Arcade.

Then on the way
home, you're going

to stop by the candy machine
for a couple of chocolate bars.

Maybe I'd better make believe
I'm sick and call off the date.

Maybe I'll call mine off, too.

Well, listen, fellas, if we
can get a couple of the guys

to go along with this, we
can make this thing work out.

Yeah, Dave's right.

But remember one
thing, when we're

explaining our little
plan to the girls,

don't mention the
word cheap, anybody.

Yeah, we don't want them
to get the wrong idea.

Well, what are
we going to say?

Well, we just tell
them we're going

to take them on dates that
are a little less expensive.

Or a little more inexpensive.

Why don't we just tell
them it'll be a lot of fun?

Well, it will be.

It'll be a lot of fun.

And very cheap.

Just remember the
goal we have in mind.

Yeah, big night
at The Rendezvous.

Maybe we better set a
definite date for that.

What's the matter?
Don't you trust us?

Well, we want to.

Well, what do you
think of the idea?

I don't think
it sounds too bad.

I think it sounds
like a lot of fun.

- Me, too.
- Yeah, me, too.

Well, I'll go along
with it, although it won't

be much of a change for me.

Well, what do you mean, honey?

Now when we go Dutch, it
won't cost you a cent.

I guess we all agree.

OK, we'll save
up our date money

for a big night
at The Rendezvous.

- Hi, fellas.
- Hi, Wally.

Where you been?

Oh, Ginger and I had a date.

We went to a play.
- A play?

Yeah, her father gave
us a couple of tickets.

Where you guys been?

The planetarium.

For the fourth time.

Oh, I must say, the girls
are sure being good sports

about this whole thing.

Yeah, they sure are.

Say, Jack, would you bring
me a small bag of potato chips?

Sure.

And you better put
a hamburger with them.

- OK.
- A hamburger?

Yeah, I'm hungry.

I haven't had anything
to eat since dinner.

I thought we were supposed
to be saving our money.

Well, I am.
I took Ginger right home.

I didn't buy her
anything to eat.

You know, I'm kind
of hungry myself.

Jack, you want to make
that two hamburgers?

Right.

Make one for me,
too, will you, Jack?

OK.

Oh, are you going out?

Yeah, I've got a date.

- Isn't that a new sweater?
- Yeah.

It was on sale at
the campus shop.

I just couldn't resist it.

Oh, it's very nice.

Oh, thanks, Mom.

Well, I'll see you later.

- Goodnight, dear.
- Hi.

- Hi.
- Hey, wait a second.

Where are you going
with my sweater?

Your sweater?
I just bought it.

It was on sale at
the campus shop.

I know.

I was just over there, too.

What else did you get?

Oh, nothing much, just
some socks and a sport shirt.

Oh, they're real nice, Rick.

Oh, thanks.

Well, I better go
up and get dressed.

I'll see you later, Dave.
- OK.

Night, Mom.
- Good night, dear.

Good night, Pop.

Good night.

7, 8, 9, 10, 11.

Hey.
- What's the matter?

Lock all the doors.

Don't anybody move.

What's the trouble now?

I'm supposed to have $16.

Are you accusing your
own fraternity brothers

of stealing your money?

All I know is I'm missing
$5 out of my brand new wallet.

Oh, I forgot.
I bought this.

That's where the money went.

I thought we were supposed
to be saving our money.

You guys realize,
of course, that this

is the weekend we're
supposed to take the girls

to The Rendezvous Room.

- Is that this weekend?
- Of course, it is.

I don't have enough money.

I'll get it.

You'd have enough money if
you hadn't gone to the malt shop

practically every day.
- What do you mean?

You were down there
every night, too.

So was everybody else.

I thought we had
this all figured out.

What happened?

Well, it kind of
looks like we've

been saving money on the girls
and spending it on ourselves.

Maybe we better postpone
this Rendezvous business

for a couple of weeks till
we can save some money.

Well, that's fine
except that they

think we've already saved it.

Hey, here's an idea.

Why don't we just forget
to make the reservations

till it's too late?
Then we'll have to postpone it.

Yeah, that sounds good.

That's the best idea yet.

OK, then it's all agreed.

We'll accidentally
on purpose forget

to make the reservations.

I'm afraid you're
a little late.

What do you mean?

Well, that was
Judy on the phone

and she said the girls
have made reservations

for the whole gang for Saturday
night at The Rendezvous Room.

Any more suggestions?

Yeah, let's have lunch.

You guys hitting
the old books, huh?

- Yeah.
- How's it coming?

Oh, not so good.

Anyway I figure, I still
don't have enough money

to go The Rendezvous.

Well, maybe I
can help you out.

Would you like me to
float a small loan?

I suppose we'd
have to pay you back.

Well, naturally, but
I'm willing to give you

a reasonable rate of interest.

I'm afraid that wouldn't
help too much, Pop, unless you

can float the whole fraternity.

You know, I'm beginning
to wonder whether this was

a good idea in the first place.

Don't look at me.

It was Pop's idea to
go on the cheap dates.

Well, yeah, but not to make
that bargain with the girls.

That was your mother's idea.

What was my idea?

Well, for the boys to
enter into that agreement

with the girls.

Which we can't keep.

Well, as your
father would say,

there was nothing
wrong with the play.

You guys just fumbled the ball.

Have you got any
ideas as to how we

can pick it up and run with it?

Since the truth is that
you couldn't save the money,

why don't you just
tell that to the girls?

Are you kidding?

We'd be in worse
shape than we are now.

How do you figure that?

Well, we wouldn't
have any money

and we wouldn't have
any girls either.

Well, I don't agree with you.

I think the girls
would appreciate

being told the truth.

Just tell them you tried and
you couldn't save the money.

Just listen to
your mother, boys.

Don't forget she was a girl
herself once, you know.

Now remember, we're just
going to tell them the truth,

that we couldn't save the money.

Are we going to
tell them we spent

all the money on ourselves?

Oh, I don't think
that's necessary.

There's no sense confusing
them with a lot of details.

OK, then we'll just go in and
tell them most of the truth.

Hi, fellas.

Hi Judy.

Could we come in
and talk to you?

Sure.
Come on in.

Come on, Wally.

Maybe I better wait in the
car and keep the motor running.

Come on.

So to make a long,
painful story short,

somehow we just couldn't
save enough money.

Oh.

Well, I guess if if
you tried, you tried.

Remember now, no violence.

Relax, will you?
We're letting you off the hook.

You are?

Well, it looks like it.

Actually, we don't
have much choice.

I guess we'd better
cancel the reservations.

Gee, we're awful sorry.

Maybe we can make
it some other week?

Well, to tell you the truth,
we were all talking a while ago

and we've had a lot of
fun on those crazy dates.

Yeah, we have.

You, too, Ginger?

Well, I guess so.

At least I saved a lot of money.

Well, I guess we've
all had a lot of fun.

Wait a minute.

If I've saved a lot of
money, how come you haven't?

Well, I guess I just
haven't saved enough.

Here, if you don't believe
me, take a look in my wallet.

See?

Wait a minute.

Let's take a look
at that wallet.

Oh.

Well, come on, fellas.

I think we better be going now.

Hold it, Fatso.

What is it, honey?

Where did you get the
money for the new wallet?

Well, I saved it.

Come on, Rick.
- I'm right behind you.

Rick?

Isn't that a new
sweater you have on?

Oh, yeah, I guess it is.

They're on sale down at the
campus shop, this week only.

Come on, fellas, let's go.

I'm beginning to see
where the money went.

Hey, come back here.

Where'd you spend
all your money, Sport?

Oh, no place.
I just got my brakes fixed.

- Your brakes?
- Yeah.

Isn't my life more important
than going to The Rendezvous?

Do you want us to
take a vote on that?

Well, we'll see
you later, girls.

Don't forget to cancel
the reservations.

We're not canceling
any reservations.

What do you mean?

We carried out our
part of the bargain

and now you fellas are
going to carry out yours.

We're going to The Rendezvous.

We'll expect you
at 8 o'clock sharp.

Tonight.

And bring money.

Well, good bye, girls.

For a couple of
guys who are embarking

on a difficult mission,
you look pretty good.

Oh, thanks, Pop.
I don't feel too good.

Did you get enough
money together?

Well, frankly, no.

Well, I'm still willing to
lend you a couple of bucks.

Well, thanks, Pop, but this
is bigger than both of us.

It's practically the whole
fraternity that's in trouble.

What are you going
to do about it?

Well, we thought we'd
go over to the sorority

and try to talk the girls
into going someplace

else like a movie or something.

Oh, who's that?

That's probably
the rest of the guys.

We're going down
there in a caravan.

Nobody wants to show up alone.

Good luck, boys,
wherever you go.

- Thanks, Pop, we'll need it.
- Good night, Mom.

Good night, dear.

Good night.

Hi, fellas, come on in.

- Hi.
- Hi, girls.

You look very nice tonight.
- Thank you.

So do you.
- Thank you.

Well, we're ready
for The Rendezvous.

Shall we get started?

Well, we have
something to tell you.

Go ahead, Dave.

Well, we've selected Wally
as the spokesman for our group.

Wally?

Oh, no, you don't.

Well, somebody say something.

Well, to put it
briefly, we still

don't have enough money to
take you to The Rendezvous.

Oh, really?

Well, we refuse to
accept your explanation.

Well, there's
nothing to refuse.

We just don't have the money.

We've been promised an evening
at The Rendezvous tonight

and that's what
we're going to have.

Somehow, I don't think
they're getting the message.

Oh, we got the
message all right,

but we're still going
to The Rendezvous.

Well, have a nice time, honey.

Oh, well, you're
going with us.

- Huh?
- We are?

That's right.

We decided if you
fellas couldn't take us,

we'd take you.

Hey, we accept.

No, wait a minute, Wally.

We can't do that.
- Well, of course, you can,

Sure, we can.

Wally.

Open the doors, girls.

Welcome to The Rendezvous.

What's this?

It's our version
of The Rendezvous.

Come on in and see.

Well, here it is, fellas.

It has everything we advertised,
a cozy fireplace beautifully

decorated, a big
crystal chandelier,

and gorgeous waitresses
also beautifully decorated.

Boy, this must be the place!

Just sit down, Buster,
and keep your eyes on me.

Why don't we all sit down?

Good idea.

Chateaubriand.

I think I'll take that.

Lobster thermidor,
that's for me.

Boneless squab with wild rice.

What are you girls having?

Well, why don't
you order for us.

All right.

That'll be Chateaubriand for
two and two lobster thermidors.

Wally?

Two boneless squabs
with wild rices.

Very good.

Sheila, six
hamburgers over here.

Hamburgers?

Just what I wanted.

I thought there
was a catch to this.

Wally, would you
take care of that?

Oh, sure.

Why don't we hear
the other side?

It's a pleasure, Mademoiselle.

This was a
wonderful idea, girls.

Yeah, you sure
took us off the hook.

Well, I have to admit, we
were a little mad at first.

But then we realized we weren't
so good at saving money either.

Well, I sure got to
hand it to you girls,

you're a good sport, Ginger.

Let's hear it for Ginger.

For she's a jolly good fellow,
for she's a jolly good--

What's this?
- It's the check.

What do you think it is?

Don't you guys even want
to pay for the hamburgers?

Oh, well, sure.

Oh, naturally.

Let's see, three boys and three
girls, and one sixth of that,

and my share is--
- Wally.

OK.
OK.

I'll pay it now.
We'll settle up later.

There's no hurry, dear. Anytime.

Tomorrow is OK.

Have you got the money, Rick?

Boy, this place has
just about everything.

Oh, wait a minute, you haven't
seen our main attraction.

- What's that?
- The entertainment.

Come on.

Oh, this is not my
idea of entertainment.

Are you kidding?

Look at Rick.

Well, I'm sorry, but I fail to
see anything funny around here.

I want to walk you, talk
with you all about love.

'Cause there's no
better time then tonight

when I get you under
the stars above.

Put your lips to mine
with your kiss of fire.

Oh, yeah, just to be with you
day and night, my one desire.

I want a date with you would be
great with you, baby, tonight.

When I get you in my arms
tonight, everything's

going to turn out right.

Put your lips to mine
with your kiss of fire.

Oh, yeah, just to be with
you, baby, is my one desire.

All the times I've wasted,
baby, be my steady date.

Want to make up for
lost time tonight,

and I just can't wait
to put your lips to mine

with your kiss of fire.

Oh, yeah.

Just to be with you, baby,
tonight is my one desire.

All the times I've wasted,
baby, be my steady date.

Want to make up for
lost time tonight,

and I just can't wait
to put your lips to mine

with your kiss of fire.

Oh, yeah.

Just to be with you,
baby, is my one desire.

Just to be with you, baby,
tonight is my one desire.

just to be with you, baby,
tonight is my one desire.

I'm in love.

I'm in love.

I'm in love.

I'm in love.

I walk around with
my heart in pain.

This feeling I can't explain.

Such a pounding in my brain.

Whoa.

Yeah.

Whoa.

Yeah, I'm in love.

In love.

I'm in love.

I get excited just
to hear your name.

People think that I'm insane.

They don't know that
you're to blame.

Whoa.

Yeah.

Whoa.

Yeah.

I'm in love.

In love.

I'm in love.

I find myself just
walking the floor.

Never felt like this before.

Yes, you cast your spell on
me, and I'm as happy as can be.

I'm with you, baby,
through and through.

No matter what you say or do.

You know my heart
belongs to you.

Whoa.

Yeah.

Whoa.

Yeah.

I'm in love.

In love.

I'm in love.

I find myself just
walking the floor.

Never felt like this before.

Yes, you cast your spell on
me, and I'm as happy as can be.

I'm with you, baby,
through and through.

No matter what
you say or do, you

know my heart belongs to you.

Whoa.

Yeah.

Whoa.

Yeah.

I'm in love.

In love.

I'm in love.

In love.

I'm in love.

In love.

I'm in love.