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"The Adventures of Ozzie
and Harriet," starring

the entire Nelson family.

Here's Ozzie, here's Harriet,
here's David, and here's Ricky.

Here they are, America's
favorite family, the Nelsons.

Well, we couldn't have
asked for a nicer day.

Yeah, just enough
breeze to straighten out

that hook of yours.

Yeah, the same breeze
that blew that putt of yours

in on the seventh hole.

Want your clubs?

No, thanks.

Hey, why don't you come in
and have a piece of cake?

What do you think
I'm following you for?

It's right
over there on the counter.

Oh, thanks.

Help yourself.

Where did you say
the cake was, Oz?

In here, Mr. Randolph.

Oh, hi, fellas.

Hi, Mr. Randolph.
There's just one piece left.

You'd better grab it
before Pop gets it.

Oh, you're not kidding.

Thanks, Rick.

What are you guys
doing in the house

on a beautiful day like this?

Oh, we're pitching in
to help a worthy cause.

Oh.

In other words, your
mother trapped you

before you could get out.

Yeah, something like that.

What is this stuff, anyway?

They're announcements
that have to be

mailed for the Women's Club.

Oh?

I'm surprised you guys
getting hooked like this.

While you're still
laughing, Oz, you'd

better take a look at this.

What is it?

I hope you're in the mood for
tripping the light fantastic.

The Women's Club is
giving another dance.

You're kidding.

What's that you said
about getting hooked, Pop?

We'll be finished
here in no time,

but you'll be dancing all night.

"To the Latin rhythms
of Armando Alvarado

and his orchestra."

Armando Alvarado?

Well, that's not fair.

I can't do those
rumbas and tangos.

Well, I can fake my way
through a rumba or a tango.

But nowadays, they play
all those cha-cha-chas

and all that fancy stuff.

Well, maybe we can
get out of it some way.

Well, that's the last one.

I'll toss you to see who
takes 'em to the mailbox.

Hey, wait a second--

Are you guys supposed
to mail these, too?

Yeah.

Say, why don't we do the
boys a favor and dump these

in the mailbox for 'em?

That's a wonderful idea.
We'll take--

Sorry, Pop, the
mail must go through.

Neither rain nor sleet--

Say, Oz, we can't
go out that night.

We're busy.

Oh, that-- that's right.

What are we doing?

What night is it?

It's a week from Saturday.

Oh, well, we're
bowling that night.

Oh.

We're bowling that night.

Since when do you
bowl on Saturday nights?

Well, this is an
emergency, Dave.

Come on, David,
let's get out of here

before we get involved
in a conspiracy.

We'll see you later.
- See you later, Pop.

OK, fellas.

Well, the boys are no help.

You think there's any chance
of our talking the girls out

of this?

Well, what do you think?

Nah, I guess not.

Well, why pussyfoot around?

Why don't we just tell the
girls we don't want to go,

and that's that?

Well, you sure
make it sound easy enough.

Well, what's so
difficult about it?

Well, if it's so easy,
suppose you tell 'em.

Tell who what?

Oh, hello, dear.

What were you
going to tell us?

Oh, nothing much.

Oh, say, did the boys get
the announcements mailed out?

Yes, yes, they did.

Unfortunately.

What do you mean, unfortunately?

Well, as long as you've
brought up the subject,

Joe has something he
wants to tell you.

Me?

You're the one who
doesn't want to go.

Go where?

Well, as I say, as long as
you've brought up the subject--

I know how much you
girls are counting on it,

and how much trouble
you've gone to,

but Joe and I just
aren't too enthused

about that dance at
the Women's Club.

- Yeah.
- Well, it's all right.

You don't have to go.

Well, Harriet, all those
cha-cha-chas and rumbas

and tangos--

But you don't have to go.

We don't?

That's what I just said.

Oz, we don't have to go.

Oh, well, why not?

Who cares?

Clara and I are
both on the committee,

and we'll probably be
so busy we won't have

time for much dancing, anyway.

Of course, if
you want to come--

Oh, no, that's OK.

We would appreciate it if
you'd drop us off and pick us

up later.
- Oh, sure.

And you mean we really don't
have to stay for the dance?

No, of course not.

As a matter of fact, I
was just telling Clara

that you don't seem to care
much about dancing lately.

Oh, well, it
isn't that, exactly.

How about that, Oz?

Looks like we're off the hook.

Yeah.

Well, you don't have to
look so delighted about it.

Well, it's just that we
appreciate your kind offer,

and we accept.

Come on, Clara.

Well, how about that, Oz?

Great, huh?

Sure is.

Yeah.

Too good to be true.

Well, let's not bring
the subject up again.

They may change their minds.

No, I don't think they will.

Gee, all we have to do is
drop them off at the dance,

and then do whatever we want
for the rest of the evening.

Yeah, and go to a show.

Might even go bowling.

Yeah, that's an idea.

I don't know, though.

The alleys get pretty
crowded on Saturday nights.

Well, I'd better get going.

I think the girls
went upstairs.

Oh, Clara?

Come on, let's go.

Honey?

OK.

Honey?

Well, the girls have
been pretty nice to us

today, letting us
out of the dance.

Yeah, that's for sure.

Oz, why do you suppose
they want to get rid of us?

Get rid of us?

They're doing us a favor.

Or doing themselves a favor.

Well, how do you figure that?

Well, they've got that guy,
Avocado, playing for them.

No, Alvarado.

Well, whoever it is.

Anyway, they probably figure
we can't do that kind of stuff.

Harriet doesn't want to
be embarrassed with you

stepping all over her toes.

Me?

Well, you admitted you weren't
too good at that Latin stuff.

Well, you're not exactly
twinkle toes yourself,

you know.

OK, but the
point is, they have

no right refusing
to dance with us

just because we're
a little rusty.

I see what you mean.

Well, look, here's an idea.

Why don't we brush up on this
Latin stuff, go to the dance,

and surprise them?

We'll show them a thing or two.

Hey, that's an idea.

I think Rick has a book
upstairs that shows how to do

the cha-cha-cha, the tango,
all those Latin dances.

Well, why don't we
take a look at it?

Well, what are you
two guys cooking up?

We've got a little
surprise for you girls.

What is it?

We're going to the dance with
you whether you like it or not.

Oh?

Good for you.

Well, I'll see
you later, Harriet.

- All right, dear, bye-bye.
- Bye, Oz.

- Bye.
- Bye, Joe.

Bye.

Oz, you'd better
turn the volume down.

I can hear it clear
out in the yard.

Well, turn it off.

This is easy.

Oh, you got the book, huh?

Yeah.

This looks pretty complicated.

No, you just
follow the diagrams.

Put the book down.

I'll show you.

See, it's 1, 2, cha-cha-cha.

1, 2, cha-cha-cha.

Forward, 2, cha-cha-cha.

Back, 2, cha-cha-- watch.

Back, 2.

Back, 2.

Very good, Oz.

Variation.

You get it, huh?

Yeah.

Even if we don't learn anything,
we still might bring rain.

You try it so I
can get some laughs.

Yeah, all right.

No, no, no, you look like
you're doing a time step.

It's 1, 2, cha-cha-cha.

1, 2, cha-cha-cha.

Try it.

Forward, cha-- no, no, no, no.

All right.

Forward, 2, cha-cha-cha.

Back, 2, cha-cha-cha.

Forward, 2, cha-cha-cha.

Back, 2, cha-cha-cha.

I'm supposed to go forward.

You're supposed to go backward.

You're the woman.

I don't want to be the woman.

I'll learn everything backwards.

Will you try this, Joe?

Well, all right.

Clara always leads, anyway.

First prize for
the best hippo hop

goes to couple number three.

Well, thank you very much.

For your information, though,
that was the cha-cha-cha.

No kidding?

It certainly has
changed since my day.

What's going on here, anyway?

Well, we're just going to
surprise your mother and Mrs.

Randolph and learn
the cha-cha-cha

for the Women's Club dance.

Your dad brought this down.

Oh, gee.

It's going to be kind of tough
learning from a book, isn't it?

You know, Oz, I think
he's got something there.

Well, you've got to
learn it someplace--

not only the cha-cha-cha,
but the rumba,

and the samba, and all the
rest of the Latin dances.

Why don't you go down
and take some lessons?

Oh, I wouldn't want to
get involved to that extent.

Well, it's just a suggestion.

They have some real good dance
studios downtown, you know.

Yeah, well, I don't think so.

Come on, Rick,
let's get out of here.

I don't think I can take
another chorus of this.

Fellows, don't tell your
mother about this, huh?

Oh, don't worry.

I wouldn't know how to
explain it to her, anyway.

Well, shall we take
another try at it?

Well, if you insist.

But I can't stay too long.

Clara thinks I'm
upstairs taking a bath.

1, 2 cha-cha-cha.

1, 2, cha-cha-cha.

1, 2--

You see, it's kind of
a surprise for our wives.

Oh, I understand perfectly.

Our complete course of
instruction lasts for 13 weeks.

I'm sure you'll find the
lessons most enjoyable.

Oh, well, no.

See, the dance is a
week from this Saturday.

I think we just learned a
couple of the Latin dances,

like the mambo, and
the cha-cha-cha,

and maybe the tango,
that'd be fine.

Well, as you wish.

Of course, you
understand you won't

be eligible for our
graduation cruise to Brazil.

Oh, [chuckles] that's OK.

I doubt if we could
have made it, anyway.

Would you mind
filling these out?

I'll be right back.

I hope we're doing
the right thing.

Well, what else can we do?

Those big feet of yours have
got my shins black and blue.

You're a fine one to talk.

Oh, this'll be a lot of fun.

You think we ought
to tell the girls?

Well, yeah, I
think we'd better.

Yeah, I guess so.

Gentlemen?

Mr. Nelson, Mr.
Randolph, I'd like

you to meet Ms.
Phillips and Ms. Evans.

- Oh, how do you do?
- How are you?

These young ladies will
be your dance instructors.

Oh?

Say, that's wonderful.

- Yes.
- Thank you.

We'll see you
tomorrow night, then?

Oh, yes, that's fine.

That'll be fine.

Very nice meeting you.

Thank you.

It's nice to have met you.

I'll be right back.

You know, Oz,
I've been thinking,

maybe we ought to just
surprise the wives

and not tell them
about the lessons.

I think you're right.

It'd be more fun that way.

Yeah, and a lot safer, too.

How come you're going
bowling tonight, dear?

You usually go on Friday nights.

Oh, I just figured
it'd be a good excuse

to get out of the house.

Oh.

Come on in, Joe.
- Oh, hi, Oz.

You ready?
Hi, Harriet.

- Hi, Joe.
- Hello.

Here, don't forget
your bowling ball.

No-- oh, no, I'll
get-- thank you.

Good night, dear.

Have fun, you two.

Why do you say that?

Oh, she just means
have fun bowling.

Oh, yeah, thanks.

We will.
- Bye.

Bye.

Now, the cha-cha's really
not too difficult once we learn

the basic step.

It's forward, back, 1, 2, 3.

Back, forward, 1, 2, 3.

Shall we try it?

OK.

Forward, back, 1, 2, 3.

Back, forward, 1, 2, 3.

Forward, back, 1, 2, 3.

Back, forward, 1, 2, 3.

That's fine.
- Thank you.

Would you put
the music on, Lola?

OK.

Here we go.

1, 2, 3.

Back, forward, 1, 2, 3.

Forward, back, 1, 2, 3.

Back, forward, 1, 2, 3.

Forward, back, 1, 2, 3.

Back, forward, 1, 2, 3.

Forward, back, 1, 2, 3.

Back, forward, 1, 2, 3.

Well, you boys certainly
learned that in a hurry.

Oh, thanks.

Well, I must admit we were
practicing in my garage

last night.

Oh, well, good for you.

Yeah, we were
learning it from a book.

But I'm learning a
lot faster tonight.

Shall we try it together now?

OK.

Oh, no, no, I
meant boy and girl.

- Oh.
- Oh.

OK.

Oh, I like this much better.

He always steps on my feet.

Careful of your
shins, Ms. Phillips.

If I get too fancy,
just stop me.

Wait a second, aren't you
going to go for your spare?

You've got two pins left.
- I rolled a ball.

I can say I've been bowling.

Come on, let's go.

I haven't bowled yet.

I'll circulate around and
say hello to a few people.

OK.

Hi, there.

Harriet, I'm home.

OK, I'm in the kitchen.

Cha-cha-cha.

Hi, dear.

You're home early.
- Yeah.

How was the bowling?

Oh, fine, thanks.

I've got some coffee
out in the kitchen.

You want some?

Yeah, that sounds good.

1, 2, cha-cha-cha.

Hot chocolate?

Oh, [stammers] hot cha-cha--

or coffee, anything at all.

Clara, dear?

I can't hear you, it's so noisy
here at the bowling alley.

Yes, dear.

Yes, dear, I'll be home soon.

It's my great
pleasure, gentlemen,

to present you with
these diplomas, which

signify you have
successfully completed

your course of instructions.

Mr. Randolph.

No, this is Mr. Randolph.

Oh, I'm so sorry.

Mr. Nelson.

Thank you.

- Congratulations.
- Oh, thank you very much.

- Congratulations.
- Congratulations.

- Thank you.
- You both did just beautifully.

Especially considering
you've been taking lessons

such a short while.

Oh, thank you very much.

It's really a shame you
can't continue with them.

Well, we may
one of these days.

Who knows?

Well, perhaps you
might like to join one

of our regular weekly groups?

It's more economical that way.

Well, we'll think about it.

I'm sure you'd
have a good time.

We have some marvelous parties.

Oh, I bet you do.

Well, Oz, we'd better get going.

Yes, I'm afraid so.

If you should change your
mind, just let us know.

Oh, well, thank you very much.

Goodbye.
- Goodbye.

Goodbye.

Bye.

Fellas, how's this tie look?

Oh, looks fine, Pop.

Yeah, looks good, Pop.

Wish I had one with a little
more of a Latin flavor to it.

You know, for a
guy who got trapped

into going to this
dance tonight,

you're in a pretty happy mood.

Well, don't say
anything, but I've

got a little surprise
for your mother.

Mr. Randolph and I have been
taking dancing lessons--

the cha-cha-cha, the rumba,
the tango, the whole thing.

You mean out of the book?

No, with real live
girls at a dance studio.

You're kidding?

No, we decided to
take your suggestion,

and we signed up
for a short course.

Oh, wait a minute.

It wasn't my suggestion.

Well-- Ricky's.

No, it wasn't mine.

If it was, I was only kidding.

Well, it's nothing to
get excited about, anyway.

Well, let's put
it this way, Pop--

why don't you take
all the credit?

What do you mean, credit?

Oh, for signing
up for the course

and dancing all week with some
beautiful blonde bombshell.

Now, don't be
ridiculous, Dave.

It's all very impersonal.

These girls are
professional instructors.

They're like
airline stewardesses

or registered nurses.

OK, Pop, you convinced me.

Now all you have to
do is convince Mom.

And yourself.

Now, in the first
place, your mother

will be so happy
with the way I dance,

she won't even think
about anything like that.

Ozzie, the Randolphs are here.

Let's go.

OK.

Well, good luck, Pop.

Thanks.

Yeah, good luck, old man.

You know, I was
just wondering,

do you think we should have told
'em about the lessons and not

let 'em think we were
out bowling every night?

Well, I don't know,
but it's a little late

to be thinking about
that now, isn't it?

Look, let's just not tell 'em.

I wouldn't want 'em
to get the wrong idea.

Well, they'll find out as
soon as we start to dance.

Well, then let's stall around.

It gives a chance
to think this over.

Hey, come on, fellas.

Yeah, come on.

We've been waiting for you.

Come on, Oz.

I hate to sound too
eager, but aren't you

guys going to ask us to dance?

Well, let's wait
and see if they

play something a little slower.
- Come on.

I got the impression that you
fellas had come here to dance.

Well, we'll dance
in a little while.

Don't you think it's fun
to listen to the music?

Hi, Oz, Joe.

- Oh, hi, Charlie.
- Join us?

No, thank you, but may I
have this dance with Harriet?

Oh, I'd love to.

Clara?

Oh, thank you.

Well, I guess that solves
our problem for the moment.

What kind of a
dance is he doing?

Playing a tango, aren't they?

Well, yeah, but he's
got the wrong beat.

I thought he was supposed
to be such a good dancer.

Well, that's what
I've always heard.

You were doing better than
that by the second lesson.

Well, so were you.

Doggone it, Oz, we
took all those lessons,

and here we are, sitting
around while two other guys are

dancing with our wives.

And we can dance
better than they can.

Look at that.

Harriet even has to teach
him one of the steps.

Harry is dancing with Clara.

He's out of time with the music,
stepping all over her feet.

She's lucky if he
doesn't knock her down.

Say, I think I've
got the answer.

Oh, it's too early to leave.

No, no, no, no, no, no.

We'll let Harriet and
Clara teach us to dance.

And we'll learn very quickly.

I think you've
got something there.

Well, of course I have.

You know, Oz, if you'd
thought of this last week,

it would have been
a lot cheaper.

And a lot safer, though.

1, 2, cha-cha-cha.

1, 2, cha-cha-cha.

1, 2, cha-cha-cha.

And 1, 2, cha-cha-cha.

Hey, that's fine.

Come on, let's go and try.

How's Joe doing?

Oh, just wonderful.

You're a regular Jose Grecco.

Mucho gracas.

Well, that was wonderful.

And you're a
darn good teacher.

I must say you fellas
learned awfully fast.

Oh, thank you.

OK, you might as well confess.

We know you've been
taking lessons.

You do?

Oh, you do?

And I do, too.

Well, are you mad at us?

Well, of course not.

It's very flattering to think
you'd go to all that trouble.

Well, gee, I don't
know what to say.

I can't believe it.

You know, Joe, we're
a couple of lucky guys.

We have the most wonderful,
understanding wives

in the whole world.

You mean it doesn't bother you
at all that we were out dancing

with those girls every night?

What girls?

Yeah, what girls?

The girls at the dance studio.

You said you knew we were
taking dancing lessons.

We found the
book in the garage.

We thought you were
learning from that.

Yeah.

Oh.

Oh, shall we dance, dear?

No, no.

Now, just a minute.

You mean you were at a
dance studio every night?

Well, yes.

Well, come on, let's dance.

Well, hold on just a minute.

No, no, now--

we did it for you girls.

Of course we did.

We wanted to surprise you.

Yeah.

What do you think, Harriet?

Well, apparently, they
were paying attention

to the lessons.

They're pretty good dancers.

Yeah, and didn't
they just say we

were the most
wonderful, understanding

wives in the whole world?

That's right.

I said it, and Joe agreed to it.

I was going to say it
myself, but he beat me to it.

Yeah, it was a little corny,
but I think they meant it.

Oh, of course, we did.

Well, you know we did.

Maybe we'd better
hang on to them.

I haven't seen anybody
else here tonight who

can dance as well as they can.

Well, thank you, dear.

Shall we dance?

Hey, what's that music?

Oh, you know, that's sort
of a rock and roll thing

that they're playing.

They probably just
wanted to change the pace.

Come on.

Well, what do
you mean, come on?

I can't dance to
that kind of music.

Me, either.

You know, I guess what we
need is some more lessons.

Well, I know the two
best teachers in town.

They're lovely girls, too.

Well, then what do you say
we sign up for some lessons?

Sure, why not?

That is, if you girls
aren't too busy to teach us.

Well, come on.

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