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Hey, boys. What's up?
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- Hey.
- Hey, Ma.
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Any chance we can borrow
some wrapping paper
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for Pop's birthday gift?
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Sure. What you get him?
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Oh, well, so far, wrapping paper.
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Plus, we are getting him
a really thoughtful card.
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That is, if you have one of those, too.
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Yeah, but don't waste your time.
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Last year, I wrote him a beautiful card,
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he didn't even read it.
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He just shook it to see
if any money fell out.
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Man, he's just so hard to shop for.
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Yeah, man, I still remember
that digital picture frame
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I got him one year and loaded it up
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with sentimental photos of us.
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He returned it for a leaf blower.
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What's the matter with y'all?
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I've been laying in bed for an hour
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waiting for you to bring me breakfast.
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How lazy can you people be?
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Calvin, your birthday
isn't until tomorrow.
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Yes, which makes today Calvin Eve.
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If Christmas gets two days, so should I.
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Uh, speaking of which,
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if anybody tries to get me
another picture frame,
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I'm blasting it off the table
with my leaf blower.
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- Oh, hey, Randall.
- Hey.
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Happy Calvin Eve.
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Oh, I hope I'm not interrupting
breakfast in bed.
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See? This guy gets it.
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I got a package you got to sign for.
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All right.
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- There you go.
- Ah.
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"Handle with care."
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It's probably a birthday present.
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Yeah, so you got any
big plans for your...
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Calvin!
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What? The man's at work.
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I didn't want to be rude.
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Who's it from?
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My mom.
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"Happy birthday to my sweet boy.
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I finally thought of a gift
you couldn't return."
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Yeah, so what is it?
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My dad.
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What? She sent you your father's ashes?
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Well, Dad, if I were you,
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I'd keep Grandpa away
from your leaf blower.
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So let's see, Dad,
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what else can I tell you?
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I caught you up on Tina and the boys,
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and how the shop has
had its best year ever.
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So basically, there's
nothing about my life
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I would change.
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Oh, hey, buddy.
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Okay, one thing.
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I heard your mom sent
over your dad's ashes.
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I just wanted to see how you were doing.
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Oh, yeah, yeah, I'm fine, Dave.
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My dad died a long time ago.
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That's a relief.
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Calvin Eve is one of my
favorite holidays of the year.
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I thought you told me that Black people
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don't cremate their loved ones.
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Well, usually they don't,
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but my dad did not want to
waste money on a funeral,
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so in his will he wrote,
"Ashes to ashes, dust to dust,
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save your money and burn me up."
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Sounds like your dad was pretty funny.
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Man, we had so much fun together.
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Going to Dodger games,
fixing up classic cars.
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And our favorite was going fishing
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on Saturday mornings off
the Santa Monica Pier.
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Ah. You know, I wish I could've met him.
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I bet we would've gotten along.
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Hell no.
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You would've driven him nuts.
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He wasn't patient like I am.
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Wha... Come on, Calvin.
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Of course he would've liked me.
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I mean, maybe not as much as you,
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but let's face it, that's impossible.
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Look, Dave, it's nothing personal,
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but my dad was just a different
kind of dude than you.
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I mean, he was like, "That dude."
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And more you're like, "This dude?"
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Okay, well, this dude wants
to change your mind.
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How about tomorrow for your birthday,
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me, you and your dad go fishing
off the Santa Monica Pier?
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Eh, I don't know, man.
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Well, come on, it'll be fun.
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Just three guys hanging out,
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having a laugh while holding their rods.
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Yeah, he would've hated you.
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Oh, good, you're all here.
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All right, there's something
we need to talk about.
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If this is about the dent in your car,
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I swear it was like that
before my skateboard hit it.
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No, this is about Calvin's birthday,
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but if you find your skateboard
snapped in half,
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it was like that before I ran over it.
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So, what about Pop's birthday?
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Well, I thought it'd be fun if we threw
him a surprise party tomorrow
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when he and Dave get home from fishing.
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- Ooh, that'll be so much fun.
- Yeah, totally.
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Now, this party's gonna be a
gift from all of us, right?
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So, what do you want us to do?
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Well, I was thinking about
inviting a bunch of people over
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and surprising him with
some of his favorite things.
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Oh, so we all just gonna leave him alone
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to watch the Laker game and
eat nachos in his sweatpants.
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No. You know, I mean his favorite food,
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his favorite music, and most of all,
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his favorite birthday tradition.
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Oh, blowing out his candles
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surrounded by everyone who loves him?
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No, beating the hell out of a piñata.
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Yeah. On my tenth birthday,
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he wanted to take a few practice
swings to soften it up for me.
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He hit that thing so hard we found
Tootsie Rolls two blocks away.
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So I will be cooking all day tomorrow,
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so I'm gonna need you guys
to pick up the decorations,
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the piñata and some Turtle Wax.
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Why do we need Turtle Wax?
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It's for Grover.
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If you can put a dent in my car,
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your little butt can wax it, too.
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Wow.
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This place is great.
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You know, I've never
been to the pier before.
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Oh, yeah, man. My dad and
I, we loved it out here.
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The sound of the ocean, the salty air,
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and our all-time favorite,
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is watching seagulls drop
a load on people's heads.
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Well, now I know why you
told me not to wear a hat.
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Aw, damn.
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What?
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One of those stupid street performers
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is standing in my dad's favorite spot.
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Oh, well, that's no big deal.
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We'll just politely ask
him to move a little.
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You know what? Good idea.
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Beat it, C-3PO, or you're
going for a swim.
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Sorry about that.
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As, uh, someone who failed out
of clown college, mad respect.
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Well, here we are, Dad,
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your favorite fishing spot,
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just like back in the day.
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And even if we go home empty-handed,
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you still caught something today.
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My undying friendship.
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You know, Dave, for the last time,
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stop sucking up to my dead dad.
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I'm not sucking up. I just, I know
how close you were to your dad,
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and I just like to think that
we would've gotten along.
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Fine, you know, if it's that
important to you, let's ask him.
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So, Dad,
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now that you've met him,
what do you think of Dave?
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There's your answer.
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All right, all the food is
prepped and ready to go.
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How's it going with decorations?
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Great. I just finished
putting up the banner
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and I'm about to fill the piñata.
Where's the candy?
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Oh, we don't do candy.
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Calvin likes his filled with
beef jerky and cigars.
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He calls it a "mañ-yata."
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Uh-oh.
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"Uh-oh," what?
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I kind of ate all the beef jerky.
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You ate an entire pound of beef jerky?
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Who are you, Truck Driver Barbie?
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I'm sorry, I needed something salty
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after I finished the cupcakes.
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Cupcakes? How many did you eat?
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Just two at first. But then
I needed something sweet
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after all that jerky.
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Damn, Gemma. I know
you just started trying,
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but you're eating like
you're already pregnant.
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No, that can't be it.
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It took, like, a year for
us to conceive Grover.
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That doesn't mean anything.
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Pregnancy is like a mañ-yata.
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One good pop and it's time for cigars.
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You know, I have been
kind of tired lately.
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Ooh. Have you been nauseous, too?
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What do you think?
I just ate three cupcakes
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and half a dried-up cow.
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I'll tell you what I think.
You're pregnant.
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Oh, my God, you could be right.
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- Let's go buy a test.
- Oh, my gosh, okay.
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Plus, we can pick up
some more beef jerky.
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For the piñata?
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Sure.
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I got to admit, Dave,
this was a good idea.
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Thanks for suggesting it.
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Oh, are you kidding me?
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I'm having a blast.
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I mean, aside from the second
time the seagull crapped on me.
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Yeah, I didn't even have to
blow out any birthday candles
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for that wish to come true.
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So, I bet this is bringing
back some good memories
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of you and your dad, huh?
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Oh, yeah. You know, I was
just thinking about this time
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he hooked something huge.
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A crowd had gathered around us.
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Man, he fought with this
thing for almost an hour,
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and he finally landed it.
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What was it? A shark? A barracuda?
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An old tire.
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He had everybody cracking up
when he took a picture with it.
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And then said he was gonna
come back the next week
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and try to catch the whole car.
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Well, he sounds like the kind of guy
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who really looked on the
bright side of things.
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Kind of like someone else you know.
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Maybe I was wrong.
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Maybe my dad would've liked you.
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Oh, well, thanks, Calvin.
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You know, that means a lot.
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In fact, you know, the next thing I hook
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is dedicated to your father.
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What the hell, Dave?!
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You just threw my dad in the ocean!
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O-Okay, all right, I'm s... I'm sorry.
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I'm-a go get him.
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Don't be an idiot.
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That's, like, a 30-foot drop.
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I know, but... it still feels
safer than staying up here.
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So, what happened?
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Did you get my dad back?
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Hey, look, Calvin, I'm sorry.
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I tried and I tried, but
I just couldn't find him.
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But I did bring you this.
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A corn dog?
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You lose my dad in the ocean
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and you bring me back
a freakin' corn dog?
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Okay, I know, I just,
I wasn't thinking straight.
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I swallowed a lot of
seawater down there!
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I...
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Okay, look...
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you have every right to be angry, but...
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it was an accident, Calvin.
I did not mean to do it.
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That's just it, right?
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You never mean to do it.
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But you always find a way
to screw up my damn life.
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I just jumped 30 feet into
the freezing cold water
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to find your dad's ashes.
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What else do you want me to do?
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You know what I want you to do?
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Leave me the hell alone.
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Okay, fine.
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Treat me like that corn dog.
255
00:11:17,420 --> 00:11:20,360
Something that you love, but
you're willing to throw away!
256
00:11:21,920 --> 00:11:25,209
Okay... ooh! Here are
the pregnancy tests.
257
00:11:25,210 --> 00:11:27,240
Oh, my God, there are so many options.
258
00:11:27,260 --> 00:11:28,482
How do I choose?
259
00:11:28,483 --> 00:11:30,030
Easy. Like this.
260
00:11:34,900 --> 00:11:36,219
All right, let's get out of here.
261
00:11:36,220 --> 00:11:37,279
I don't want anyone to see us
262
00:11:37,280 --> 00:11:38,538
before I have a chance to tell Dave.
263
00:11:38,539 --> 00:11:40,120
Relax. How often do you run
264
00:11:40,140 --> 00:11:41,793
into someone you know at the drugstore?
265
00:11:41,794 --> 00:11:44,160
Hey-hey, look who's here!
266
00:11:46,360 --> 00:11:47,399
What are you guys doing?
267
00:11:47,400 --> 00:11:49,120
I thought you were
setting up for the party.
268
00:11:49,820 --> 00:11:51,627
- Uh...
- We-we came to...
269
00:11:51,628 --> 00:11:53,337
- uh, uh, to get these!
- Yep.
270
00:11:53,338 --> 00:11:55,507
_
271
00:11:57,470 --> 00:11:59,969
You're buying adult diapers?
272
00:11:59,970 --> 00:12:02,620
Yeah, I mean, the party's
gonna be so lit.
273
00:12:02,630 --> 00:12:04,430
- I don't want to miss a minute of it.
- Yeah!
274
00:12:08,540 --> 00:12:09,680
Mom...
275
00:12:09,688 --> 00:12:13,011
why is your basket full
of pregnancy tests?
276
00:12:13,012 --> 00:12:15,694
How many kids are you
and Dad trying to have?!
277
00:12:17,404 --> 00:12:19,364
Just tell 'em. Just tell 'em.
278
00:12:21,130 --> 00:12:22,900
Okay, okay, the truth is...
279
00:12:22,920 --> 00:12:24,285
we think I might be pregnant.
280
00:12:24,286 --> 00:12:25,549
- What?
- Congratulations...
281
00:12:25,550 --> 00:12:26,996
- That's great.
- Yeah, but-but-but shh!
282
00:12:26,997 --> 00:12:29,852
But Dave doesn't know yet,
so you cannot say anything.
283
00:12:29,853 --> 00:12:31,652
Yeah. It's such a big deal.
284
00:12:31,653 --> 00:12:33,700
I don't want him to think
everyone in town knew
285
00:12:33,720 --> 00:12:34,878
before he did.
286
00:12:34,879 --> 00:12:36,449
Oh, relax, Gemma, don't worry about it.
287
00:12:36,450 --> 00:12:37,841
We won't say anything.
288
00:12:37,842 --> 00:12:40,592
And, besides, who else are you
gonna run into at the drugstore?
289
00:12:40,593 --> 00:12:43,637
Hey, look who's... ooh!
290
00:12:43,638 --> 00:12:45,098
Who pregnant?
291
00:12:58,730 --> 00:13:00,320
Great.
292
00:13:00,340 --> 00:13:02,699
I leave one clown and
run into another one.
293
00:13:05,970 --> 00:13:07,704
Honk, honk.
294
00:13:07,723 --> 00:13:09,706
Not much of a talker, huh?
295
00:13:14,340 --> 00:13:17,000
Well, I wish the guy that
I came with would do that.
296
00:13:17,001 --> 00:13:19,499
But, no, he never shuts up.
297
00:13:19,500 --> 00:13:20,639
Every time I turn around,
298
00:13:20,640 --> 00:13:23,298
there he is with that
stupid grin on his face,
299
00:13:23,299 --> 00:13:25,200
always yapping about...
300
00:13:25,220 --> 00:13:27,940
"Hey, let's go to the farmers market.
301
00:13:27,960 --> 00:13:29,312
"Let's go to pottery class.
302
00:13:29,313 --> 00:13:31,102
How about we grow matching man buns?"
303
00:13:34,314 --> 00:13:36,899
See? Even you get it.
304
00:13:36,900 --> 00:13:37,940
And you're a grown man
305
00:13:37,950 --> 00:13:40,320
pretending to be a robot
for spare change.
306
00:13:41,613 --> 00:13:45,449
The guy just never knows
when to quit, man.
307
00:13:45,450 --> 00:13:47,790
He's always pushing me into doing things
308
00:13:47,800 --> 00:13:49,450
I really don't want to do.
309
00:13:49,454 --> 00:13:51,432
And it always goes bad.
310
00:13:51,433 --> 00:13:53,332
Uh, like going camping.
311
00:13:53,333 --> 00:13:55,132
Almost got eaten by a bear.
312
00:13:55,133 --> 00:13:57,754
And... and then there was the car show
313
00:13:57,770 --> 00:14:00,099
where I ended up stranded in the desert
314
00:14:00,100 --> 00:14:01,257
with a serial killer.
315
00:14:05,890 --> 00:14:06,930
Exactly.
316
00:14:06,951 --> 00:14:08,513
That maniac would've turned my skin
317
00:14:08,530 --> 00:14:10,350
into the world's sexiest tracksuit.
318
00:14:12,440 --> 00:14:14,952
Yeah, hey, actually, that
was pretty funny, man.
319
00:14:14,953 --> 00:14:16,949
Yeah, I guess it hasn't been all bad.
320
00:14:16,950 --> 00:14:20,360
I mean, we went to an escape room,
321
00:14:20,380 --> 00:14:21,989
we went skydiving.
322
00:14:21,990 --> 00:14:23,480
Believe it or not,
323
00:14:23,500 --> 00:14:26,658
we actually make a pretty
dope breakdance crew.
324
00:14:29,200 --> 00:14:30,800
Hey, careful.
325
00:14:30,820 --> 00:14:33,172
You don't want none of this, boy.
326
00:14:51,780 --> 00:14:53,860
Maybe I've been too hard on the guy.
327
00:14:54,890 --> 00:14:56,720
I probably should go talk to him.
328
00:14:57,920 --> 00:14:59,350
Thanks a lot, man. I owe you.
329
00:15:00,316 --> 00:15:02,580
Oh, yeah, sure, man.
330
00:15:02,600 --> 00:15:04,399
I got you.
331
00:15:04,400 --> 00:15:05,960
There you go.
332
00:15:06,820 --> 00:15:08,110
Looking good, buddy.
333
00:15:11,460 --> 00:15:14,872
Okay, I only had enough
pee for three sticks.
334
00:15:14,873 --> 00:15:16,958
I think all the salt in that
jerky dehydrated me.
335
00:15:18,020 --> 00:15:21,039
- Ooh, this is so exciting!
- I know.
336
00:15:21,040 --> 00:15:22,960
I can't believe I might
be a big brother.
337
00:15:22,980 --> 00:15:24,720
Oh, G-man, it's the best.
338
00:15:24,740 --> 00:15:26,920
You always have somebody
to hang out with,
339
00:15:26,940 --> 00:15:28,762
somebody to talk to
when you need a friend.
340
00:15:28,763 --> 00:15:31,440
And best of all, when
they get on your nerves,
341
00:15:31,460 --> 00:15:32,974
you get to fart on their head.
342
00:15:35,310 --> 00:15:36,894
You did that when you were little?
343
00:15:36,895 --> 00:15:38,438
No, man, he did that this morning.
344
00:15:39,820 --> 00:15:42,525
Look, something's starting
to happen on this one.
345
00:15:42,526 --> 00:15:43,660
What's it say?
346
00:15:45,320 --> 00:15:47,240
Negative.
347
00:15:47,260 --> 00:15:49,960
It's okay, Gemma, you
just started trying.
348
00:15:49,980 --> 00:15:51,200
You'll have plenty of time to...
349
00:15:51,201 --> 00:15:53,411
Wait, wait, wait, this
one says positive!
350
00:15:53,412 --> 00:15:55,260
Boom! I knew my girl was knocked up!
351
00:15:55,280 --> 00:15:56,822
I knew it! I knew it!
352
00:15:56,823 --> 00:15:57,916
Hang on.
353
00:15:58,820 --> 00:16:00,280
Hang on, Tina.
354
00:16:00,300 --> 00:16:02,378
We don't know which
one of these is right.
355
00:16:02,393 --> 00:16:04,880
Which makes the third
one the tiebreaker.
356
00:16:04,881 --> 00:16:07,570
Oh. Okay, okay. Oh!
357
00:16:07,571 --> 00:16:09,079
I'm starting to see something.
358
00:16:09,080 --> 00:16:10,302
Yeah, me, too.
359
00:16:10,303 --> 00:16:12,040
Oh, God, I'm so nervous I have to pee!
360
00:16:12,041 --> 00:16:13,760
Damn it, bladder, make up your mind!
361
00:16:15,380 --> 00:16:17,600
Well, I don't know about
your bladder, Gemma,
362
00:16:17,602 --> 00:16:19,230
but this test just decided...
363
00:16:20,563 --> 00:16:21,883
... you are pregnant!
364
00:16:23,800 --> 00:16:26,122
Oh, my God, I'm gonna have a baby!
365
00:16:26,123 --> 00:16:28,862
Oh! I'm gonna have a
little niece or nephew.
366
00:16:28,863 --> 00:16:30,949
And I'm gonna have someone to fart on!
367
00:16:35,920 --> 00:16:38,699
Hey, man. You packing up?
368
00:16:38,700 --> 00:16:40,429
Yeah, I thought I'd
better get out of here
369
00:16:40,430 --> 00:16:43,419
before I accidentally throw anyone
else's loved ones off the pier.
370
00:16:45,160 --> 00:16:47,040
Yeah, look, about that, man,
371
00:16:47,060 --> 00:16:49,380
I just came back here to say that, uh...
372
00:16:49,384 --> 00:16:50,389
Oh, hey, Calvin, you hooked something.
373
00:16:50,390 --> 00:16:52,242
Whoa! Whoa, whoa, whoa.
374
00:16:52,243 --> 00:16:53,845
Oh, man.
375
00:16:53,846 --> 00:16:55,512
It seems like something big.
376
00:16:55,513 --> 00:16:57,057
You need any help?
377
00:16:57,058 --> 00:16:58,849
Are you kidding me?
378
00:16:58,850 --> 00:17:01,019
There's not a fish in the
ocean strong enough to...
379
00:17:01,020 --> 00:17:02,039
Whoa!
380
00:17:02,040 --> 00:17:03,689
Don't-don't worry,
Calvin, I got, I got you.
381
00:17:03,690 --> 00:17:06,230
- Uh, uh, Dave, it's...
- Okay, you're right, you're right.
382
00:17:06,250 --> 00:17:07,700
Yeah, like that.
383
00:17:07,720 --> 00:17:09,362
- Whew.
- Hey...
384
00:17:09,363 --> 00:17:12,619
Calvin... I'm so sorry.
385
00:17:12,620 --> 00:17:14,180
Look, if I had any idea that today
386
00:17:14,200 --> 00:17:15,479
was gonna turn out the way that it did,
387
00:17:15,480 --> 00:17:17,202
I never would've suggested coming here.
388
00:17:17,203 --> 00:17:18,902
Yeah, I know, man.
389
00:17:18,903 --> 00:17:20,659
And you were right.
390
00:17:20,660 --> 00:17:22,379
I am always messing things up for you.
391
00:17:22,380 --> 00:17:24,876
So from now on, I'll leave you alone.
392
00:17:24,877 --> 00:17:27,179
Nah, you don't have to do that.
393
00:17:27,180 --> 00:17:30,100
I mean, I'm not gonna lie,
you do get on my nerves,
394
00:17:30,120 --> 00:17:32,552
like a gnat in my ear
with a bullhorn, but...
395
00:17:34,060 --> 00:17:35,840
I mean...
396
00:17:35,860 --> 00:17:38,192
we do have fun sometimes, too.
397
00:17:38,193 --> 00:17:40,775
Well, that's nice of you to
say, but you don't have to.
398
00:17:40,776 --> 00:17:43,438
I know I don't have to, but it's true.
399
00:17:43,440 --> 00:17:45,220
All right, you got me to try some things
400
00:17:45,240 --> 00:17:47,520
that I didn't think I'd like, but I did.
401
00:17:47,540 --> 00:17:50,570
And I got to say, it's cool
to have a friend like that.
402
00:17:50,583 --> 00:17:53,400
Oh, please tell me this is
leading to matching man buns.
403
00:17:55,070 --> 00:17:56,549
You say "man bun" one more time
404
00:17:56,550 --> 00:17:59,280
and you're going swimming
with that corn dog.
405
00:18:00,700 --> 00:18:02,489
Hey, look, Calvin.
406
00:18:02,490 --> 00:18:03,960
You're a really good friend, too.
407
00:18:03,980 --> 00:18:06,460
You know, you're funny,
you're always honest.
408
00:18:06,480 --> 00:18:09,202
And no matter what happens,
you always have my back.
409
00:18:09,203 --> 00:18:12,799
Well... that's what real
friends do for each other.
410
00:18:12,800 --> 00:18:15,579
- Come on, Calvin, bring it in.
- Oh, Dave, Dave!
411
00:18:15,580 --> 00:18:18,850
Okay, sorry, sorry, sorry! My bad.
412
00:18:18,880 --> 00:18:19,929
Whoa.
413
00:18:19,930 --> 00:18:21,400
This thing is big.
414
00:18:21,420 --> 00:18:23,478
All right, come on,
let's start reeling it in.
415
00:18:23,498 --> 00:18:24,735
- Oh, man, it's heavy.
- Yeah.
416
00:18:24,736 --> 00:18:26,882
- What do you think it is?
- I have no idea.
417
00:18:26,883 --> 00:18:28,959
But if it's anything
illegal like a dolphin,
418
00:18:28,960 --> 00:18:30,734
I'm turning you in for the reward.
419
00:18:30,735 --> 00:18:32,560
All right, come on.
420
00:18:32,580 --> 00:18:33,820
Go, go, go, go, go, go.
421
00:18:40,120 --> 00:18:41,329
What?
422
00:18:41,330 --> 00:18:43,280
Are you kidding me?
423
00:18:44,303 --> 00:18:46,626
All that and it's just a tire?
424
00:18:46,643 --> 00:18:48,628
Don't you get it, man?
It's not just a tire.
425
00:18:48,630 --> 00:18:50,012
What is it?
426
00:18:50,013 --> 00:18:53,215
It's a message from my dad.
427
00:18:53,216 --> 00:18:55,343
It's his way of telling me
that he's happy here.
428
00:18:56,970 --> 00:19:00,098
He's saying it's his perfect
final resting place.
429
00:19:02,460 --> 00:19:03,880
And I put him there.
430
00:19:05,123 --> 00:19:07,892
I knew we'd be friends.
431
00:19:09,563 --> 00:19:11,450
Come on, man, that's enough
fishing for the day.
432
00:19:11,460 --> 00:19:12,960
- Let's go home, buddy.
- All right.
433
00:19:16,020 --> 00:19:18,115
Are you taking that as
a memory of your dad?
434
00:19:18,116 --> 00:19:19,408
No.
435
00:19:19,409 --> 00:19:21,442
You see how much tread
is left on this thing?
436
00:19:21,443 --> 00:19:23,037
I'm selling this at my shop.
437
00:19:27,792 --> 00:19:31,539
Okay, everybody, it's mañ-yata time!
438
00:19:32,950 --> 00:19:35,425
Okay, y'all better watch...
439
00:19:36,570 --> 00:19:38,849
I'm playing, man. Y'all better
watch out though, step back.
440
00:19:38,850 --> 00:19:42,640
'Cause I am about to go
whack-ass on this jackass!
441
00:19:50,420 --> 00:19:52,065
This is so much fun.
442
00:19:52,066 --> 00:19:54,986
Did you see Calvin's face when
he saw everyone was here?
443
00:19:55,003 --> 00:19:56,859
Yeah, I haven't seen him that surprised
444
00:19:56,860 --> 00:19:59,780
since... well, when I threw
his dad into the ocean.
445
00:20:02,820 --> 00:20:04,390
You know, Calvin's not the only one
446
00:20:04,393 --> 00:20:05,954
who's getting a surprise today.
447
00:20:05,955 --> 00:20:07,957
What do you mean?
448
00:20:12,840 --> 00:20:14,393
Is that what I think it is?
449
00:20:15,200 --> 00:20:16,380
Surprise.
450
00:20:17,080 --> 00:20:19,960
Wait... You're pregnant?
451
00:20:20,800 --> 00:20:22,710
I know it happened
faster than we expected,
452
00:20:22,730 --> 00:20:24,339
but are you happy?
453
00:20:24,340 --> 00:20:25,920
Are you kidding me?
454
00:20:25,940 --> 00:20:28,890
Th-th... this is one of the
happiest moments of my life.
455
00:20:33,800 --> 00:20:34,980
Can I tell everyone?
456
00:20:34,984 --> 00:20:38,030
Of course. Why do you
think I told you first?
457
00:20:38,946 --> 00:20:40,652
Hey, guys, I've got some...
458
00:20:40,653 --> 00:20:42,250
Oh!
459
00:20:42,278 --> 00:20:45,410
Oh, man, you-you okay?
460
00:20:45,411 --> 00:20:47,789
Yeah, but I think I might
be done at two kids.
461
00:20:50,070 --> 00:20:55,070
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