All language subtitles for The Misfits (2021) [720p] [WEBRip]

In a five-year period,
19,000 bank robberies
were reported to the FBI.

So, that means there were
19,000 bank robbers

who didn'’t do
their job correctly.

Who wants the FBI on their ass?

Nah, man. I say, if you gonna
rob a bank, make sure
it ain'’t reported.

Funny thing about
safe deposit boxes...

ain'’t nothing safe about them.

None of the shit
in the boxes is insured.

Try reporting a loss to
the bank or the government,

you'’ll get the middle finger
in fine print.

So who would use
a safe deposit box?

Stupid people.

And criminals.

Now, I ain'’t got no problem
with stupid people,

as long as their stupidity
don'’t hurt nobody.

The owner of box 2504
is a deadbeat dad

who hides his income
so he doesn'’t have to pay
child support.

How you gonna do that
to your own kid?

Let me be clear.
I never steal from people
who don'’t deserve it.

And what I steal,
always goes back to those
who'’ve been harmed.

That handsome black man?
Yeah, that'’s me. Ringo.

Yeah, Ringo, like the Beatle.

And don'’t start with that
John, Paul, George shit,

'’cause I ain't got time
to get into it.

What you need to pay attention
to is my masterful disguise.

I'’m a black chameleon, baby.

And I'’m empty-handed.

'’Cause when those
a-holes discover
their boxes are empty,

they'’ll get pissed.

They'’ll yell
at the bank manager,

the bank manager
might even let him see
the security footage,

but he will also explain
what I already told you--
That shit ain'’t insured.

One thing they will not do
is report it to the FBI,

'’cause roaches hide
from the light.

And in about six months,
I'’ll empty my safe deposit
box and close my account.

And I will write
a few wrongs, anonymously.

Oh my God, David,
pack your things!

Turns out I'’m not
the only one who feels
good about doing good.

That little dude,
his name is Wick.

As a kid he heard
some Chinese story

about firecrackers scaring
away evil spirits.

There'’s two things you need
to know about Wick.

First off...

He don'’t give up.

And eventually he got really
good at blowing shit up.

Dude made a mint in Vegas
when they decided to remodel
the whole city.

Second, he'’s still the same
kid I first told you about.

He'’s still goofy as hell,
still has the same haircut,
still looks like he'’s 12--

and he still believes
firecrackers can chase away
evil spirits.

This was a drug
manufacturing plant.

Wick made sure no drugs
would ever come out
of here again.

Now I wasn'’t there,

but I think it went a little
something like this.

That there is Violet.

Right now she in a church
in some shitty
Eastern Euro country.

She just recently freed
a bunch of young girls
from a sex trafficking ring.

And those are some
shitty Eastern Euro thugs

who are about to join a long
list of men who underestimated
Violet'’s girl power.

Yo, it was like some
Matrix-style shit.

Now I ain'’t saying she
defied gravity or anything,

'’cause I wasn't there.

But I do know only
one person walked
out of there that day.

About a year ago,
we didn'’t know each other.

That all changed with a bouquet
of flowers. Three bouquets.

Seemed our good deeds
landed on the radar
of some philanthropist.

It was an offer
to step up our game.

Why take down a street hustler
when you can go after
international corruption.

We became a team. We tried
to come up with a cool name.

The Robin Hoods.

Nah, I ain'’t going
for any name calling
us no damn hoods.

Wick even suggested
the Motley Crew,
with a straight face.

Hell nah. But I like
the Misfits.

Not everyone agreed
on the name, but eff that.

I'’m telling the story,
So the Misfits it is.

Anyway, the next chapter
in our story started
a little while ago

in a prison in Los Angeles.

The FBI is here
to extradite inmate 272523
to Mr. Schultz'’s prison.

Where?England.

Mr. Schultz runs
a privatized prison there,

this particular inmate,
Richard Pace, broke out.

And you came all this way
just for a prisoner escape?

Wife issues.

Wife issues is Latin
for this prisoner

was laying pipe
to Schultz'’s wife.

And for Schultz...
that caused some issues.

Wish prisons here would
send wardens on vacation.

No,
he'’s a senior partner
in a multinational company

which happens to own,
among other things,
prisons all over the planet.

Coming up on the right here.
440, open 312.

Copy 21, opening now.

Name'’s Richard Pace...
you should know.

Come back 440?

Well, we just got
paperwork for his
immediate release.

The judge apparently
threw out the charges.

He is good, though.

This is Pace this morning
from the prison exercise yard.
Look at this.

There. Right there.

Look. I'’m just spitballing here,
but I think that was a drone.

All right, if that'’s the drone,
what'’s the payload?

Could have been key-cards,
it could'’ve been a birthday
cake with a hacksaw in it.

All we know is that
we'’ve searched this
installation from top to bottom.

Richard Pace isn'’t here.

I don'’t get it. If he was going
to be released in 24 hours,

why break out?

Probably because
there was something
he needed to do today...

not tomorrow.

You are...

Hanni.Hanni.

Hanni Abu Assad.

Right.

So...

where'’s Pace?

How would I know?

Well, you bunked with him
for three months.

It seems that he did
that intentionally

because you had something
to tell him, something...

valuable to tell him.

I don'’t know.

Right.

Well, maybe...

you will feel better...
talking to me in... private.

Power went down.WARDEN: Damn it.

Now we got a foreign national
alone in a room with a felon.

What'’s going on?

Look at that.

I know where Pace is.

Excuse me.

Hell yeah,
he know where Pace was.

He just beat the info
out of poor Hanni
with a damn cell phone.

Turns out,
Hanni used to be the valet

of Prince Hakeem Al Zahrani.

Pace learned the prince
like to do stupid shit

like travel into Los Angeles
once a year

for a single day of shopping.

My usual.MAN: Next round on the house.

He also never traveled
without his high-value
collection of timepieces.

That'’s expensive-ass watches.

Girard-Joseph Grand Ellava.

Gold, platinum, 23 carats,
D color, flawless diamonds.

One of only two ever made.

Richard Pace.

Pleased to meet you.Nice to meet you, too.

You'’re Kuwaiti, huh?

I have a daughter who works
in the Middle East, UNICEF.

Charitable work, children,
refugees and...
something like that.

...how much does a watch
like that go for?

Four, five mill--
Oh, I'’m so sorry.

I do apolo--I'’m so sorry.PRINCE: Really.

Please, please, please.
Just let me, there you go.

It'’s fine.You got some right there.

Oops, I do apologize.

If you don'’t mind.Yes, okay.

My fault, I'’ve had
too much to drink

it'’s just one of those days.
Okay. Time to go.

Hello.

Hello.

What you got there?

Prince Hakeem Al Zahrani?

It'’s an old picture.

Do you want to go
and talk about this?

Hmm, no, not really.

Yeah, he wants to go
and talk about it.

Jesus.

It'’s an honest living.

Hold up.

You don'’t have any
jurisdiction or authority here.

You let the FBI
handle this.

You heard him.
Knock yourself out.

Here you go.

Go to the bedroom.MAN 2: Copy that.

I'’m going to go wash up.

You go through the first door.
I'’ll go through the second.

My watches are gone!

How are we doing?

We had some company.

Almost there.

How we doing?

We are almost there. Yeah.

Hey!GUARD 2: Hey!

Gentlemen, I had a lovely stay.Your car is waiting for you.

Surprise!

Ah, thank you.

Nice to see you again.Good to see you too, uh,

Prince Al Zahrani?No, I made that up.

This is the Prince.
Not Prince Al Zahrani.
He made that shit up.

He claims to be a prince
from some country
nobody'’s ever heard of.

But that don'’t matter.
What matters is...

remember the philanthropist
who sent the flowers?
This is that dude.

Shall we?Let'’s roll. Like right now.

All right, bring the cars
around, let'’s go. Let's go.

Shit.

Thank you. These are mine.

So this is a con?

Con seems
pretty inadequate
to describe what we did.

We even hired the dude
to play Hanni
as Pace'’s cellmate.

Yeah, we probably gon'’
have to give that dude
some worker'’s comp.

Color me minorly
impressed, but why?

Simple. We need you,
you don'’t need us.
For that, we needed leverage.

You know what they call
a serious crime captured
on multiple hotel cameras?

Leverage. Now,
you need us. Simple.

Who exactly is us?Me and my friends.

You don'’t have to come with us.

Up to you.

What are we waiting for?

What the hell did Pace do to
Schultz'’s wife that was so bad?

Let'’s just say Mrs. Schultz
isn'’t the one upset by it.

Oh. Oh...

Here'’s to my kidnapping. Whoo!

Kidnapping requires a element
of force, no force here.

You'’re free to go
whenever you want.

There'’s an exit sign
right behind you.

Yeah. Well, maybe I'’ll
just pass on that one.

My man.

The name'’s Ringo.

That'’s Violet. That's my man
Wick over there.

You already had a chance
to meet the con artist
formerly known as Prince.

Is this some kind
of criminal organization?Nah, not criminal at all.

Just a few people trying
to do what'’s right.

Well, you got the wrong guy here
because right is not what I do.

Oh, we know.
You got quite the reputation.

Yeah, the only thing that
you better at

than stealing
people'’s shit is getting caught.

And escaping.
You'’re a damn legend.

How many of Schultz'’s
prisons did he escape?

By my count, four, give or take.

Four prisons?
Built by the same guy?

I love it, man,
we all love it.
But you know who don'’t love it?

Mm-mm.

He don'’t love it at all.

And that don'’t have nothing
to do with the rumors
about you and his wife.

Schultz didn'’t come to extradite
you back to his prison.

Those papers were forged.
He was there to kill you.

Judging by your contributions
to society thus far, I can'’t say
it was the wrong choice.

But we'’re giving you
a chance to turn things around.

Oh great, lucky me.

Look, all you have to know is
we got the same piece of shit
on our shoes,

Werner Schultz.

Shit doesn'’t even
start to explain.

He even owns prisons
in the Middle East.

Schultz saw dollar signs
and wanted to expand,

so he partnered
with the Muslim Brotherhood.

The local terrorist organization
in some country
called Jazeristan.

Well, you know Schultz
does build prisons
and pretty good ones.

But terrorism? Well,
that'’s a bit of a stretch.

Yeah, you'’d think
until Schultz realized

that he had a bargaining chip
in one of his cells.

Yeah. A hard-partying Arab
by the name of Jason Quick.

They got him
for everything.

Drugs, possession,
weapon solicitation you name it.

I am back, bitches!

Schultz just up
and let him go.

Turns out that Jason Quick
is actually Jasim bin
something or something.

One of the top dogs
of Muslim Brotherhood'’s son.

And when Schultz released
him, it granted him
favor with this man.

Abu Hirawa.
Real name is Am-jam...

What he had to say.

For all intents and purposes,
Bin Laden'’s successor.

...Schultz
is in bed with this guy.

In bed, under the covers
with some KY Jelly doing
all kinds of freaky shit.

Why are you telling me?'Cause you'’re a thief.

Let me stop you right there.
Yes, I'’m a thief...

but I only steal from
upstanding citizens
who pay insurance.

Nobody gets hurt.
Particularly me.

Besides... I only work alone.

And if that changes,
and it won'’t...
none of you will make the cut.

There'’s millions of dollars
worth of gold in one
of those locations.

I like gold.

Terrorism generates
a lot of cash, kidnappings,

drugs, oil, theft,
but it'’s all dirty.

It'’s traceable. In order
to launder the money...

Oh yeah. Gold.

Hidden in a place that no one
wants to dare step foot in,

unless they'’re forced to.

A prison?

Oh, not just any old prison.
Your boy Schultz'’s prison.

We'’re goin' in.
You want to join us?

You want me to go
into a Middle Eastern country,

one that you'’ve been explaining
for an ungodly amount of time,

that is filled with terrorists,
to steal their gold.

Yeah.That'’s exactly what
we want you to do.

In other words, something good,
for once.

Oh, that'’s rich. That'’s rich.

...how do I put this, I got it.

Nope.

And if it makes
you feel any better,

I'’m pretty sure every
one of you is insane.

Especially this dude
sitting over here.

Excuse me. We on descent.
Please fasten your seatbelts.
Thanks.

You know, I guess I should
have asked this sooner,

descent to where?

To Abu Dhabi.

Abu Dhabi.

Hey man, Schultz'’s new besties,

the dudes in the grey suits,
Muslim Brotherhood.

They'’ll try to kill
you again, you know.

You change your mind,
there'’s a card
in your left breast pocket.

Call us.PACE: Arrivederci.

My, my, would you look at this?

Taxi?

Whoa.

Watch the tempo

Watch the tempo

Watch the tempo

some mad love...

Why don'’t you take me
to the best five star hotel
in... Abu Dhabi?

First time here?Yeah, it is. Yeah, it is.

You know what?DRIVER: What?

I think I'’m gonna like it here.Yeah, you will.

love me, love me, love me

Give me some mad love

You going too hard

The two apart

Why you makin' it so hard?

You ready, break down my guard

Love me like we ain't
Never let go

Poco a poco, muy, muy lento...

Love me, give me some mad love

Hey there.
Give us your best single
malt whiskey. Two ice cubes.

It'’s a good-looking watch.

Leon LaFleur Magnifique. 769
working parts,

each one created by
a single craftsman at
an atelier in Switzerland.

I believe, only four of them
ever made in the world.

Huh. Impressive.

Wonder how this
wallet got down here?

Sorry.
Huh. Your wallet.

No, it'’s not.

And I rather drink alone.
I actually insist on it.

Okay, fair play.

All right. Auf Wiedersehen.
Good luck to yourself.

Sorry.

Hi, gin and tonic, please.

I don'’t believe it.

Oh, excuse me.
I think you dropped this.

Oh, thank you so much.
What a pleasure meeting you.

Yes, you too.Where are you from?

I'’m from the states.
Um, I travel--Ma'’am.

I believe you
dropped your pocketbook.

Thank you. You know what?
That is so funny.

I literally just picked
that up in the gift shop.I bet you did.

But you know, you must be
more careful the world is rife
with thieves and cutpurses.

Don'’t I know it.
Which is why I bought
the cheapest one I could...

and keep my real one...
close to me heart.

Is there anything else you
keep close to your heart?

Let me see, um...
the trials of the poor,

the downtrodden, tribulations
of the world'’s oppressed.

Otherwise, no, not a thing.

Sounds like a lonely existence.

No, actually,
it'’s quite fulfilling
and lacks little.

Sometimes...

things are missing in our lives
and we don'’t even know it.

Things tend to stay missing
if you don'’t actually
look for them.

If you don'’t mind, the lady
I were having a conversation.

Really now, that'’s very funny

because I thought you prefer
to drink alone.

In fact, if I recall,
you insisted.

Go. Find your own.
This one is mine.

Huh! What did you say?She'’s my new friend.

Really?

That'’s very interesting
because actually...
she'’s my daughter.

And I don'’t know you, friend.

The gentleman, he had
to run away there,

but he said for his drinks,
our drinks on his room.
Thank you so much.

That was a very
swift move back there.

Yeah. Well, I had
quite the teacher.

It'’s good to see you, Hope.
It really is.

You too, Dad.

So, how'’d you end up
in Abu Dhabi?

Same way I ended up in prison.
Against my will.

And you?

I'’m-- I'm here to meet
some philanthropist.

We'’re talking through new,
innovative ways to help
the refugee crisis.

That'’s good. Impressive.Yeah, it is.

And when I was
in the hotel lobby,
I saw another crisis developing.

Yeah.

Hey, listen.

Let'’s go for a walk, shall we?
It'’s been a while.Yeah, okay.

Maybe on second thoughts...

Very nice.Pay the bill here...

Here you go.
Keep the change.

Have you seen your mother?

She'’s my mom, so, yeah.

Yeah, she'’s fine.

Re-married.Hmm.

Took her a long time,
but she got over it.That'’s good.

Yeah.

That'’s really good.

How about you, how'’re you doing?
You... married yet?

No, I'’m not married.
I, uh...

I have trouble trusting men.

Daddy issues.

Look, Hope, I know this
sounds like a cliche,

but I did it for you
and it was the right
thing to do at the time.

Why? Because you'’re
just so wrong?

It was.

You know what the sad thing,
I mean the real tragedy
of this whole thing is?

You actually believe that.

But I know deep down,
under all that

urbane panache
and capricious thievery,
you'’re good.

Just gotta find that person.

Yeah, well that'’s
easier said than done.

I have to go. I'’m sorry.
I have to go prepare
for this meeting.

Okay.

It'’s good to see you.Yeah, it'’s good
to see you too, Dad.

Bye.Bye.

Okay. I'’m in.

But if I do this,
and this comes off,

it'’s because of what
I bring to the table.

I'’m in charge.
What I say goes, no exceptions.

We can live with that.It'’s why we picked you.

And the split? Tch.
Not even, not five ways.
50/50 boom, boom.

Split of what?The money. The gold.

There won'’t be any.What do you mean
there won'’t be any,

I thought that was the point
of the story. Steal the gold.

It is. But that doesn'’t mean
they'’ll be any gold to split.

Well, why the hell not?Because it'’s not about us.

It'’s about preventing that gold
from financing terrorism.

Right, I get that. Steal
their gold, stop the terrorists.

To the victor goes the spoils.

There are no victors, Pace.

We'’re never going to be able
to stop the Muslim Brotherhood,

but we can try and stop
one bomb from going off.

We do what we do to help
others, never ourselves.

Oh my God,
here we go again.

If this weren'’t so amusing...
it would be sad.

Ciao.

Pace.

Pace. Pace!

Look, I'’m not sure
how you got hold
of your information

or who told you I might
even have any interest
in this act of compassion,

but they were wrong.I did.

I told them.

I told you had a meeting
about the refugee crisis.
This is that meaning.

Oh, for God'’s sake.

Don'’t tell me they
brought you in, too.No, I pulled them.

This is my idea.

Hope, listen to me,
if any of this is true,

contact the embassy,
talk to a congressman.

We tried.

Jazeristan is
an important US ally.

U.S. Centcom uses Al Udeid
Air Base to launch assaults

in the Middle East.
America doesn'’t need to
ask too many questions,

and Jazeristan doesn'’t
need to find any answers.

Do they know about this?

They know, but they
don'’t know, you know?

Come on, darling,
what am I gonna do here?

This. I want you to do this.

Look, Dad,
we need you.

I need you.

Just this once, I'’m asking
you not to walk out the door.

I must need my head examined.

Yeah, I feel like
I should mention something
about Abu Hirawa.

I mean it'’s kind of his gold
we'’re after.

In Arabic,
Hirawa means cane.

And that was this gardener.

That'’s good to know.

Prison. Hard to get into,
even harder to get out of.

Especially with
a truckload of gold.

First question.
Where'’s the gold?

We got a couple of contacts
on the inside so we know
the lay of the land,

but we still don'’t know
where the vault is.

Do you have surveillance
photos on this facility?

Yeah, we have. Come, I show you.

Facility is state-of-the-art,
one of the most modern
prisons on Earth.

And it'’s completely
self-contained--
food, water, everything.

Wait. Go back.

Keep going. Keep going.
Keep going. Left.

If the prison'’s self-sustained,

I would expect there'’s
a fully functioning
laundry on the inside.

Yeah. Right next to the kitchen.
Using the same venting system.

That'’s the steam in the photo.

Mm. Right, but it doesn'’t,
does it, really?

Because while my Arabic
is little bit rusty,

I'’m pretty sure...
that'’s a laundry truck.

Meaning Schultz built the prison
without installing

an actual industrial laundry.

Just a system to generate
steam for appearances.

Voila! Now we know
where the gold is.

Right under the shitter.Let'’s go to prison, shall we?

Oh, and by the way,
I only fly first class.

Me too!Oh-ho, congratulations.

Next time we'’ll be sure to book
your ticket on Princess Air.

Mm-hm. What do you
mean, next time?

This entire region
is on high alert.

A group like this,
landing at the airport
will attract attention.

Yeah, yeah, yeah,
point remains the same.

Trains, planes, automobiles.

I'’m flexible...
as long as it'’s first class.

Hmm?

Why isn'’t anyone
saying anything?

Please, tell me you'’re joking!

We got to fit in.
Vehicles will be scrutinized.

Camels. Muhammad
will be our guide.

Which one is Muhammad?All of them.

Oh.RINGO: My Muhammad.

There'’s about 30 miles
of virgin desert
to the border of Jazeristan.

Well..

this prison isn'’t going
to rob itself. Let'’s go.

By the way, you look great.Thank you. Don'’t be cheeky.

Which camel'’s mine.
Can I get this guy?
He looks friendly.

What'’s a nice girl like you
doing in a desert like this?

Believe me, I'’m not so nice.

They didn'’t ask me to join
because of my pleasant
disposition.

So it'’s not because
you couldn'’t find a date.

No, I'’m very good
at finding dates.

Even better at losing them.

You might want to change
your line of work.

Could increase your odds.Says the thief.

No, I decided a long time ago

that if I can'’t be good
to someone,

I can at least try
and be good to everyone.

Good philosophy.

You know...

They say that people
on their deathbeds...

never regret
the things they did,

just... the things
they didn'’t do.

This sounds like the start of
a conversation you may regret.

We'’re going to do something
very dangerous here soon.

If there'’s some
kind of connection, well...

It would be a shame
if we die

without
really saying our feelings.

Did you ever think
saying how you feel
might be the reason you die?

Nope. Never crossed my mind.

It'’s not you, Pace,

from an empirical point of view,

you are a very attractive man.

You see I don'’t... date men.

I kill them.

One can only try.

Hey.

You okay?

Yeah, I'’m fine.

Just a little scared.Yeah.

Well, it certainly
will have its risks.

Uh, I don'’t mean the prison.

Dad, you'’re doing this
for the right reasons, right?

I mean... you'’re not going to do
like you always do and...

disappear in the final frame?

Do you mean...

The gold?No.

I mean... disappear without me.

Oh, Hope...

I really would like to promise
you that, I really would.

There'’s a beautiful line
I once read in a poem.

"A man travels far to find out
who he really is."

Same goes for you.

Hold steady.

Hold steady.

Get some rest.
It'’s a big day tomorrow.

We'’ll be fine here.Why can'’t I stay with my dad?

It'’s too risky. We don't want
them to be able to kill
two birds with one stone.

That'’s comforting.Really?

No. It was a joke.

Hm.

Well, we usually don'’t
like to work with people

who have families
and loved ones.

Brings emotions into play.
And emotions cloud the mind.

What are you doing?

You never know when you have
to improvise on weapons.

All right.

What do you want to do?

Hmm. What kind of drugs
do you have?

I don'’t drink or take drugs.

Really? Maybe you should start.

Just a little something
to take the edge off.

If you want,
I could go score some.

Absolutely not,
that'’s dangerous.

I was joking.

God, you really don'’t have
a sense of humor, do you?

Don'’t really have time for it.

Not much about what I do
is very funny.

Me neither.

You know what? Let'’s focus on
what we love about our work.

Okay. I like to beat people up.

Okay, cool. Yeah.

Well, let'’s say I am a guy
and I'’m coming at you.

A dumb guy.Right. Okay.

But I have a bunch of friends
waiting to back me up. So,

you gotta take
me down in one move.
What'’s your go-to?

One shot?Yeah, that'’s it.

Easy. Punch to the throat.

Not the jewels?No.

Men vary in size and sensitivity
when it comes to their junk.

What may bring one
to his knees might bring
another one pleasure,

but a solid punch
the Adam'’s apple.

Down in a oner.

Cool.Hmm!

You must have one badass dad.

Never knew him.

I'’m sorry.

Yeah, well, me too.

Well, I for one,
would like to thank him.

If he hadn'’t abandoned you
and made you hate men so much,

you wouldn'’t taken up my fight.

That'’s one way to look at it.

You'’re lucky to have
a dad like yours.

He loves you a lot.

Yeah, I guess so.

Still an asshole though.

Yeah, he is.

Here.

I thought you didn'’t drink.I don'’t.

Let'’s cheers to dads.
The good... and the bad.

All right, ladies
and gentlemen pucker up.

Time to move, Ringo,
don'’t lose interest.

Up you get. Gather round,
ladies and gentlemen.

Okay, take a seat.

The problem with gold is,
well, it'’s heavy.

So we'’re gonna need a vehicle

that can handle
that kind of weight.

On it.

And to get it out
of the country,

camels aren'’t gonna cut it.

So, we'’re going to need
some kind of transport.

I can.PACE: You can what?

Some kind of transport,
my country can provide it.

Princey-poo claims
that he'’s royalty

in a "country" in the Gulf.

I thought you said
you weren'’t a prince.

I said I wasn'’t that prince
but I'’m a prince in my country.

What country?
You ain'’t got no country.

Okay. All right. Thank you.
Thank you very much, Ringo.

By the way,
just off the topic here.

Is that your given name?

Yeah, given by me. In honor
of the greatest Beatle.

Here we go again.What you mean here we go again?

What, a black man
can'’t like the Beatles?

See, he'’s a true visionary
with his instrument.

You guys don'’t understand.
He was the first rock and roll
drummer--

influenced every
rock drummer after him.

Even the way that
he held his sticks.Seriously?

I don'’t joke about Ringo.

It'’s better just to accept it
and don'’t karaoke with him.

You suck, you suck!

RINGO: How you gonna say
"Yellow Submarine" ain'’t
a real Beatles song?

I'’m just saying
he'’s an unappreciated singer.

I'’m so glad I asked.
Ringo, we'’re gonna need a list

of all the outside
prison contractors.

No doubt.

And you certainly can'’t
be drilling or tumbling.

We'’re going to have
to blow the vault.

Hope, you'’ve had experience

with phone boxes in
the Peace Corps, is that right?

Yeah?I need that skill set.

And anything else
I taught you at a very
inappropriate age.

Violet, we need to find
out where Schultz is

when he isn'’t at the prison.
We need surveillance.

Already on it.
And it looks like you guys
better grab your robes.

Schultz has a lunch
reservation in 45 minutes.

All right handsome, let'’s go.

That's what I'’m talking about!

Welcome, sir.

PACE: There it is.
Watch that case.

You see how heavy that was?Like a fat lady.

PACE: Looks like Schultz
is making a withdrawal

for our friend Abu Hirawa.

HOPE: We have to stop him.

I'’m sorry, Hope,
you can'’t win them all.

We don'’t know who
this guy is and by now,
he'’s just in the wind.

Jason Quick.

Jason Quick? He looks good.

He got the drugs
out of his system
and he put the jihad back in.

That other guy in the photo,

it'’s the Vice President
of the Bank of Jazeristan.

He'’s trading
the gold for cash.

Yeah, and the bank
opens tomorrow at 10:00 a.m.

After that, Jason boards
an afternoon flight...

at which point
he will be "in the wind."

What you got there?
What are you reading?

I picked these up at the souk.Okay.

What?Nothing.

I gave your man gold,
it'’s not my fault he'’s a thief.

ABU HIRAWA: Was.I'’m sorry?

ABU HIRAWA:
Was a thief. Except that...

He wasn'’t.I'’m sorry, I'm not following.

A man'’s eyes cannot lie.
Not to me.

Especially when
I hold them in my hand.

If I thought it was you,

we would not be having
this conversation.

Ah, right, well...
that'’s that then.

If there'’s nothing else,
I'’ve got a bit of company
at the moment.

but you may leave
your briefcase at home.

You need something much
larger for this transaction.

Ah, right,
who'’s my contact this time?

Me.You? Lovely.

Three days.SCHULTZ: All right, thanks.

Oh shit.

Agreed.

Hirawa'’s coming
here to get his gold.

That'’s the bad news. The piss
in our punch bowl bad news...

is this guy.

Khairat Reda is
a London-based banker.

Top brass of the Brotherhood
and he arrives here
in three days.

Hirawa is the finger puppet.
And this man is the hand.

So we accelerate the schedule.
Hit the prison
before they get there.

Uh-uh. We can'’t go
into this thing half-cocked.
We'’re not ready.

I'’m ready. Are you ready?

Huh! We are fully cock.

Cocked, not cock.Yes, cock.

Yes, cock for you,
no cock for me.

I need a drink.

Okay, here we go.

The only way this operation
is gonna run smoothly

is if the prison
isn'’t running smoothly.

Fortunately, we got a few guys
on the inside.

And working in the place
where we have direct control

over the prisoners'’
physical well-being.

Any health issue that
needs more than ten beds...

PACE: Well...

We gotta get them out, now!

Let'’s just say they're going
to need more than that.

And we walk out the front door.Well, maybe not.

Let'’s play that one by ear,
shall we?

Abdullah, are you aware
of how many violations
you have going on here?

No, we just passed
inspection a few months ago.

Now, I'’m asking,
where are you buying all of your
refrigeration equipment from?

Pacific Industries. Yes.They'’re still in business?

Well, you need to get them
on the phone right away.

We can get some new steamers
down here, get you up to code.

You'’re with the ministry
of Public Health, Mr., uh...

Lionel L. Zagred?RINGO: I am.

I have a friend there.
Maybe I should call him
so I can sort this out.

Are you aware of the GSO?

The Gulf Standard Organization.

They'’re responsible for all
of the food development

and standards going on
here in the Gulf region.

So you could only imagine
how it'’d probably look
if such a prized institution

were to fail an inspection.

Now, if you ask me personally,
Jazeristan shouldn'’t care

about the opinions
of other countries, right?

So if you want-- you want
to call your friend,

you get him on the horn,
call them, right away!They'’re not friends.

It won'’t be me that will be
upsetting the royal family.

It'’s my friend's cousin,
and I don'’t even know him.

Pacific Industrial?

Would you happen to
have any of the...

Vanguard K2350.

Vanguard K2350 in stock, please?

You do? Great. I want two sent
as quickly as possible.

To the Dola Penal
Corrections Institute.

What do you mean you
don'’t have any at hand?

You just literally
two seconds ago told me
you had five.

This is not good.

What did they say?It seems they don'’t
have any, at hand.

But they can rush order them
to us and have them
to us in a week.

Answer that phone, Abdullah.

What if
it'’s the royal family?

Answer the phone.

Hello, sir. This is Pacific
Industrial here.

I'’d like to apologize
for the mix-up we had
over here on our end.

We do in fact have
the 2350 in stock.

We had an unexpected
delivery cancellation.

In fact, one of our men
is in the field as we speak.

Would tomorrow afternoon
be okay for you?

That would be fantastic.
I can'’t thank you
enough for this.

That'’s very kind of you, sir,
much appreciated, good day now.

Cup of coffee?

All right. We go in
after lunch tomorrow.

Hey, Violet, couldn'’t have
found a small worker?

No, it just so happened that
the biggest lush at the company
was also very large.

Is this blood on here?Good luck.

Violet!

But I do need you to fill out
a little bit more
information right here.

But they haven'’t been cleared!Abdullah, focus!

For your family.Oh yes, I'’ll get them cleared.

Sign. Sign. Right away.Please, yes, yes.
Watch your step.

WICK: Whoa, whoa.

Dude, you have anger issues.

Started from childhood.
Come on.

That ought to do it, let'’s go
check on their progress.

No, they will handle it.
They will let us know.

I'’m a soon-to-be captain,
you cannot keep treating me
like this!

Let'’s go check
on their progress.

Okay, Abdullah, you'’re
so angry, let'’s go.

Age before beauty.

All these new steamers,
this has worked out famously!

Abdullah, K2350.

They look the same.

But how closely
have you examined?

Not so much.Exactly.

See, same chassis?
Internal component
entirely different.

No.

What are you doing?
You have to break-in first.

Right?

I mean-- They are your steamers,
if you want to turn on,

you break, you buy,
you own the steamers!

No, no, I don'’t,
the royal family does.

When can we use them?Eh... an hour or two.

Give the internal
component time to break in.

I love that you
listen to me now.

This is like we
build a relationship.

I feel like I must hug. I hug.

I'’m-- I'm sorry.

Part of my culture.
I'm-- I'’m European.

You'’re European.Yes.

Finnish. From-- from Finland.Oh.

We big on hugs. We are,
big hug. I love to hug.

Oh yes, yes, yes...

Oh yes, now I have one more
thing for you to do.

For you to sign and then
I'’m out of your hair, I finish!

Okay.

Wow.

Seemed like a good idea
a few days ago.

This is going to take
a bloody miracle.

Indeed.

Let'’s go. We'’ve got
a busy morning ahead.

Bon Appetit.

Born up a tree.

It'’s amazing the bacteria
you can find at a local
university, huh?

They really should
protect it better,
you know that.

I hope there'’s
no harmful side effects.

Sure, there shouldn'’t be those.

Get these people
to the infirmary immediately!

And for God sakes,
have someone clean this up. Now!

Well?We'’re not sure, sir.

But a large number of prisoners
and staff start showing

some sign of poisoning,
acute abdominal pain,
nausea, vomiting.

It could be
some sort of overdose.

So...

All this is just a little
bit of bad weed?

Should we, maybe,
call in the National Police?

Are you high?

Yes, sir-- I mean no, sir.
That would be bad idea.

Check every flight, hotel,
and taxi company. Find Pace.

Sick or ill prisoners

please report to the infirmary
immediately,

I repeat all sick
or ill prisoners.

Please report to
the infirmary immediately.

Okay.

Steady, hold it.What?

Oh come on, man,
it'’s not an autopsy.

Let'’s go.

My calculation... due south.By my calculation...

Yep.

Hammed Al-Zagreb, Office
of Poison and Noxious Gases.

Mm.

Who said anything
about noxious gases?

Nobody, yet.

See I have to test every patient
and the source of contamination.

Could be something
with simple explanation,

or something much,
much more serious.

As I said, will not be
able to determine that

until I properly
assess the situation.

We'’re going to need
a Hazmat cleanup immediately.

...you do not want it
to become international crisis.

No, no, no, no, no we don'’t.
W-- what did you say you need?

Hazmat.Hazmat, in Arabic, who died?

Not Arabic "hazmat."
Hazmat! Hazmat!

Ah, Hazmat. Okay, okay.

I understand, yes, okay.
How many you want?

You know what? I will handle.Okay. Okay, okay.

You serious?

With explosives?
I'’m always serious.

How are we doing on time?

Running out of it.

How in the hell are we
going to get explosives
down that tiny hole?

We'’re not.
We'’re building the Hindenburg.

Hi. I have been looking for you.
I need to show you something

this way, it'’s extremely
important and dangerous.

So, where to?

The El Amadi hospital,
emergency protocol, sir.

Right, so...
half of the prison population

are being taken
outside the prison?

At least half, yes,
but the hospital has cleared
open a wing for us.

They'’ll be under 24-hour guard.
It'’s all under control, sir.

All right. Sounds like Pace.

Come on Wick. Allez, allez.
Talk to me.

All right, that
should be enough.

Good.Lighter.

Time?

Five seconds.

Four.In that case...

Three, two, one. Come on....make Daddy proud.

Whoa.

Are you crazy?

Yeah, according to authorities,
and all standardized tests.

There was a car bomb,
sir!
Car bomb, my ass.

Whoop! Damn!

Wow!

Pace.What?

Okay. Do your thing.

I just get excited.

Okay, take a picture.Looking great.

Come on.

Beautiful.PACE: Takes my breath away.

Smile.

That'’s a beautiful picture.

Not ready?Hold on.

Come on,
tick-tock, tick-tock.

Show me the vault.GUARD: One moment, sir.

Come on, come on,
come on, come on. Got it!

There, sir.

Looks all right to me.GUARD: It looks good, sir.

Right.

Hang on a second, zoom in.GUARD: Let me see.

It seems frozen, sir.

All right.

Oh, bollocks.

Total lockdown.

Sir, we can'’t,
we possibly can'’t.

The prison is now
under lockdown.

I repeat, the prison
is now under lockdown...

It'’s in the gurneys.

PACE: Allez, allez.Oop!

You have to stop
those ambulances.You have to step back.

Good news or bad news?

Is Pace'’s daughter
good enough for you, Schultz?

Oh.

Lovely.
Keep her alive for an hour.

Thanks.

Go, go, go!

Check everything
in the ambulance. Find the gold.

Follow me.

Clear.

Nothing in here.

Please don'’t shoot!

We didn'’t find
anything, sir.

Oi.

And you are?

Hazardous waste cleanup.What hazardous waste?

Look man, we'’re just
trying to do our job.

If you have any issues
talk to our boss.

Eh, where'’s your boss?

Yeah, that'’s a crazy thing.
We have all this work to do

and they'’re
stacking up crates?Pretty heavy, too.

There they go.

Sir, we just got word,
Abu Hirawa has arrived
for his gold.

Oh, don'’t worry about this.
We won'’t lose them.
We'’ve got men on every road.

Thanks for the thought of that,
but what have we got off road?

Sir?

You know what?

I like see what
you '’bout to do.

Mm-hm. Safety first.

Be driving this thing,
Prince, aight?

Ay, look, okay, I get it.
You drive,
you control the music.

I'’m with that,
but we gotta do something

about the two double
Darth Haters back there.

I can'’t take it.

I need music, come on.

Yeah.

That'’s your shit, right?

Yeah!

Do that shit! Yeah!
Let'’s go baby!

Yeah, baby.

Whoa! Shit!

Go, go, go, go!

Woo!

This ain'’t the road.
I'm wit' it though.

Oh shit, let'’s do it!

Ah, our reinforcements.

Hello, friends!

Now it'’s a party,
turn that shit up! Whoo!

You like that wild shit.
Let'’s go!

I'’m not scared.
I ain'’t scared at all.

Brakes!

Whoa!

Oh, shi--

Y'all all right back there?

We good. We good?

Woo. Let'’s go. Come on,
we the Misfits, baby.

Gonna mis-fit my foot
in your ass, yeah!

Now!
Now? Yeah!

Whoa!Shit!

Golden showers, baby!

You don'’t even know what that
means. You'’re nasty, man.
Golden showers.

Go, go!

So here'’s where we're at.
None of us were armed.

We wanted Schultz to think
he had the upper hand.

Plus we ain'’t want
to get shot at.

Hello.

It'’s about now
that Schultz realized
he didn'’t really catch us.

Fabulous.

Hold up, pay attention
to those white cars.

How would anyone know
where we were gonna be

before the chase even began?

It'’s called an anonymous tip.

We wanted to get caught
because we had a story to tell.

So, it'’s still in the prison,
then?

Not exactly.

Stop. What are you moving?

We got a, uh, we got
a repair order right here.

Here you go.

Right there.

Still going to have
to take a look at it.

You betcha. Here you go.

Look at that.

See?

I heard some
inmate damaged it.

Oh, yeah.Crazy bastard.

The bullocks, huh?

Mutt's nuts.
Okay, have a good day.Yeah, yeah.

Put the gun down!

I know
what you'’re thinking.

Who the hell are these dudes
and where did they come from?

Check it, Prince told us
he'’d have his soldiers

just hiding and waiting for
Schultz to brandish a weapon.

And then these guys rolled up
dressed like extras

in a bad
Salvadorian action movie.

No way in hell
these are real soldiers.

But I played along.

You can'’t be brandishing
a weapon around a foreign
military aircraft,

especially from
a sovereign nation of, uh...

Salwa.Salwa.

Your country.My country.

Just-- just-- just a sec,
just a sec.

Get it done, yes.

Looks like your daddy dearest
didn'’t come through
for you today, ho'’.

Finish her off.

Reservation'’s
under Hope Pace.

VIOLET: I'’ve been waiting
for that call.

Fucking men.

Well, that'’s that then.

We haven'’t been introduced.
I'’m Hope.

That punch was the least
painful thing that happened
to Schultz that day.

Inside of one of those
white cars I pointed out?

Was Abu Hirawa.

Not my fault.

It'’s okay. I believe you.

But there are those who are
not interested in the truth...

Only in justice.
It won'’t come swiftly.

The next day, some
talking head reported

the food poisoning
at the prison.

There was no mention
of any gold.

Like I said,

you'’re gonna rob a bank
make sure it ain'’t reported.

But don'’t you feel it like I

Cash it cash it yeah cash it

So what you gonna do

Or no we want to

Leave any of them alive?

Of course not.RINGO: Good.

Where'’s my dad?Sh-- I don'’t know, he had to
drive the truck here.

Oh, no.Oh, no what? We got it.
This is good news.

No.He'’s around here somewhere.

No.

I have a terrible
feeling he'’s not.

Oh, my God.

It'’s the original.

Where'’s the gold?He took it.

And he'’s not coming back.

No, no, no, no, no, no,
no, this can'’t be.

No, it can be,
it can so easily be.

Shit, I am so, so sorry.
I'’m the one who vouched for him.

I brought him into
this whole thing.

After a lifetime
of disappointment,
I should have known better...

Far better.

Dad?

Yes.

You stole the gold.

I did.

From us?

Yep.

Then what the hell
you still doing here?

Hopefully... fixing things.

I cleaned it up a little.

Oh.

Thank you.

I love you.I love you, too.

Uh, guys...

Shh...

What are you shushing me,
we got stuff to do.

You know what, this is
cute moment and everything

but we got a whole Sal,
big Sal-- Sal-wa?

Salwan.

Salwan cargo plane
revved up and ready to go.

Well, let'’s get the hell
out of Dodge. Grab the bird.

My man.PACE: Yes.

So, we grabbed the bird
and got the hell out of Dodge

on Prince'’s country's
cargo plane.

Having a cargo plane
almost made me believe

he was actually a prince.

I said almost.

Yo Ringo! Got your drink.Hey!

Prince, for you.Thank you.

Hey, you all got umbrellas
where the hell is my umbrella?

I want an umbrella,
what type of shit is this?

This is the life. I mean,
this is always my life.

Man, I can'’t believe
you'’re actually a prince.

I mean, in the animal world,

your parents would have
left you. Or eaten you.

Mm. A little training,
some skintight leather,

I could see myself
being a Misfit.

Don'’t even think about it.

I'’d like to start by
getting to know you again...

in my retirement.

Or maybe we can get to know
each other without retiring.

Yeah, Dad. What do you say?
Are you a Misfit?

No, actually, I think...

I think I fit in just fine.

Here'’s to us, guys.

Cheers.Cheers.

Cheers guys. Bottoms up.ALL: Cheers.

In international news,
UNICEF is reporting

the single largest
private donation ever made

to the Children'’s Fund.

A spokesperson
for UNICEF stated,

the donation was made
anonymously by a donor

who simply requested
that the funds be
earmarked for the Zaatari.

In financial news,
the stock market
continues to lose ground

while the price of gold
has reached an all-time high.