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(THEME SONG PLAYING)
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This is so fun,
the three of us
living together.
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I know. Nothing
beats girlfriends.
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What movies
did you rent?
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Oh, I have Little Women, Terms of Endearment,
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and EverAfter.
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I never got to watch
these kinds of films
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when Eric and Jack
lived here.
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I'm so glad to see
a movie without
"Booty" in the title.
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(KNOCKING AT DOOR)
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Good evening, ladies.
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The boyfriends
have arrived.
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Let the kissy-kissy begin.
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Howdy!
Hi!
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What are you doing here?
I thought I told you
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we were gonna hang
in the apartment tonight.
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I know, but I figure,
you and Angela here,
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me and Shawn not here,
it's just not right.
It's not.
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Do that thing I like
on my ear.
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Oh, that's the one!
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Oh, yeah! All right.
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Oh, that's...
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Yes?
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We were gonna
watch a movie.
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Movie?
Dark.
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Good. Movie good.
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All right.
Let's see what you got.
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Estrogen on Parade, Put Down the Seat,
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and These Shoes or These Shoes.
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Well... These are
all very lovely.
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However, no.
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Perhaps the ladies
are unaware of
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Jennifer Lopez
vs. Carmen Electra
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on Celebrity Deathmatch?
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In pudding.
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On ponies.
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This was supposed to be
ladies' night, so if you...
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No, ladies,
tonight is booty night.
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Oh, yeah.
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Mr. Feeny,
thanks for the
job recommendation.
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Manager of the
Student Union
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is gonna look real good
on my resume.
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Well, this is your
last year in college, Jack.
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I thought the work experience
would be good for you.
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Yeah, I know.
It's kind of hard
to believe
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this time next year,
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I'll be out in the cold,
cruel world, trying to
make it on my own.
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Think you're
ready for it?
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Yeah. Yeah,
I think I'm ready.
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However, him,
I am worried about.
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Hey, Melissa.
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Classical Civilization course
got you blue, huh?
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You know what you need? Bam!
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A little more whipped cream
makes everything better, baby.
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Oh, and you two!
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Will you please just
stop dancing around
each other?
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You're dancing!
You're dancing!
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You come here
every single day,
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you sit across
from each other,
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you stare at each other,
but nobody does nothing.
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Well, you know something?
I'm gonna do something.
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So here, I want you
to turn around,
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I want you to
look at each other.
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I want you to smile.
Come on, smile at him.
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He's a good-looking guy.
Smile at him.
All right, good.
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Aw, that's so cute.
I want an invite, kids.
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All right? Here.
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Do something with
that, all right?
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I don't want to
overstep my bounds,
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but why would you
recommend him as
my assistant manager?
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Well, as you said,
it's a cold, cruel world.
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A little preparation
is good for everybody.
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Right.
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I understand what
you're saying now.
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You want him
to learn from me.
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Well, I was hoping it'd
be good for both of you.
That's good.
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Mr. Feeny.
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Eric Matthews,
businessman.
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What do you think, huh?
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Very impressive.
(LAUGHING)
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What do you think?
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Oh, Feeny,
that is you.
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Really?
Really.
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When the new Mrs. Feeny
gets a look at you
in that sweatshirt,
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they're gonna have to
hose her down,
my friend.
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Come on.
It's just a sweatshirt.
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Still, that's a rather
masculine penguin, huh?
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Perhaps for
the right occasion,
might just fit the bill.
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You know,
that's only 19.99,
plus tax.
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What's the tax?
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Uh, it's a percentage
of something,
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but I'm not
really sure.
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Eric, can I see you
for a minute, please?
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Absolutely, boss.
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You know something, Jack?
This working thing is great.
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I think I'm really
a people person,
you know?
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Yeah, good for you.
Listen, I don't want to
bust up on your people parade,
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but take this to
the bank. Deposit it.
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Whoo, the bank!
Right on.
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Hey, you know what?
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Thank you for giving me
this responsibility.
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You can totally
trust me with this.
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Give me the bag!
No, no, no, no, no!
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I need that bank crap
on my resume.
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All right.
Wait, wait, wait.
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Just take it to the bank,
deposit the money,
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and then come
right back.
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Tell me what
you're gonna do.
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I'm gonna take the
money to the bank,
deposit it,
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and come right back.
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Very good.
Keep saying it.
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Take the money
to the bank,
deposit it,
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and come right back.
Keep saying it.
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Take the money to the bank,
deposit it,
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and come right back.
Keep saying it.
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Take my mom to see Frank,
clean my closet, take a nap.
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Where am I?
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Oh, yeah! (LAUGHING)
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(MONKEY CHITTERING)
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Sorry, Eric,
I just don't have enough.
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Huh?
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I was talking to
my friend here,
little Eric.
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He's a monkey.
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The monkey's got
the same name as me.
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You're named Eric?
I'm named Eric.
Look at this.
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And I'm the
assistant manager
of Student Union.
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(LAUGHING)
I'm here depositing
1,700 smackerinos.
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Oh, hey, that's
a lot of money.
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That's the kind of money
we no have, huh, Eric?
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What do you need
the money for,
Mr. Organ Grinder?
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For his girlfriend,
Isabella.
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He's got a little
monkey babe, huh?
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She's still
in Milwaukee.
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I no have enough money
to send for her.
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Eric won't do
his happy dance
without her.
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Nobody wants
to pay to see
a depressed monkey.
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Oh, how much do you need
to bring Isabella here?
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Let's see... There's
shipping, handling,
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little monkey cage...
(MURMURING)
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1,700 smackerinos!
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That is exactly
how much I have!
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Oh, what a coincidence.
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(LAUGHS)
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Oh.
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Oh, you know what?
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I think you
should take this.
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I can't let money
stand in the way
of monkey love.
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Really?
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Oh! You're
a good person.
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Now little Eric
won't be depressed
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and we can earn
a lot of money.
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Where can I find you
to pay you back?
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At the Pennbrook University
Student Union.
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We cannot
thank you enough.
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Little Eric,
show the man
your happy dance!
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(ORGAN MUSIC PLAYING)
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That's the same
as my happy dance!
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This is some good
meat here, Shawn.
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You know what's great
about girls?
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Not yet.
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They can never
finish a meal
in public.
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They always bring it home
to their refrigerators,
like spiders.
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Shawn, have you tried
the rib roast yet?
Mmm-mmm.
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Come here.
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Trade you
for this turkey leg.
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Okay.
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Mmm, mmm.
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Mmm! Delish!
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(EXCLAIMS)
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Hey!
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To what do we owe
this free looky?
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How did you get in here?
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Mmm. Behold. A key.
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Topanga gave
it to me.
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Now we can come
and go as we please.
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Great. I wish Topanga
would have told me
about it first.
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(SIGHS)
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She didn't tell you?
Well, that's just wrong.
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Well, now I just
feel uncomfortable.
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This is very awkward.
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You must think we're
like barbarians or something.
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No, no, I'm sorry.
I just...
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I was a little surprised
seeing you here,
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eating my food,
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which is mine.
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But, you know,
they're your girlfriends,
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and I'm not gonna
keep you from
your girlfriends.
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You're not?
No.
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So, you want us to stay?
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Yeah, I guess.
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Then we need horseradish!
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Red, not white.
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Ugh, white! Ugh!
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And we're gonna need
some macaroni and cheese.
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Rugrats! Rugrats!
Not dinosaurs!
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We got some
other stuff, too.
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But we have
a list for you.
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We put it in your
underwear drawer
so you wouldn't miss it.
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You were in my
underwear drawer?
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Oh, yeah.
Hey, who gets to see
that little purple number?
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You know who
gets to see it,
Shawnie,
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is that boy
in the diary!
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Oh, the purple
number is hot!
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You went in my diary?
You read it?
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Yeah, you're
a very bad girl.
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You think if
we saw you in
the purple underwear,
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we'd scream,
"Oh, mama"?
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(SHRIEKS)
Get out! Get out!
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Out now! Out! Out!
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Give me this!
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Hey!
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You can't kick us out.
We've got a key.
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Not anymore, you don't.
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Out!
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Okay, wait a minute.
What's going on here?
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How could you give him a key?
How could you not even ask me
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if they could have a key?
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Just us three girls.
Remember how it's
supposed to be?
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Oh, Rachel, you know
we got back together.
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They ate all
of my food!
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We needed carbos
for kissing.
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They read my diary.
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Oh, Rachel!
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That's just not true.
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But if we did,
you're a bad girl.
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They went through
my underwear drawer.
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Oh, Rachel, that's
just ludicrous, now.
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Did you?
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(SCOFFS)
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He made me!
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My name is Shawn,
and I have a problem.
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Rachel,
look how cute they are
when they're guilty.
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Oh, come on.
You cannot be mad
at these guys.
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Apologize to her.
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BOTH: We're sorry we went
through your underwear, miss.
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Okay? Is that okay?
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Now can they have
their key back?
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No, it's not okay.
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I feel like I don't
have any privacy.
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I feel like
I can't be myself
in my own apartment.
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Hey, that's ridiculous!
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You can go back
to being your bad self.
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Oh, Rachel,
it's Cory and Shawn.
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Cory and I
are getting married.
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We're like family.
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Is that the way
you want it?
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Let's all be like family.
Come on.
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Now can they have
their key back?
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Fine.
250
00:10:02,034 --> 00:10:04,469
We'll be like one
big happy family.
251
00:10:09,642 --> 00:10:13,278
Don't you ever
go near her
underwear drawer...
252
00:10:13,346 --> 00:10:14,712
Ever again!
253
00:10:15,716 --> 00:10:17,615
(BOTH STAMMERING IN DISBELIEF)
254
00:10:18,418 --> 00:10:19,450
Never?
255
00:10:20,453 --> 00:10:21,552
What?
256
00:10:22,522 --> 00:10:23,855
Just once?
What?
257
00:10:26,126 --> 00:10:27,659
Hey!
258
00:10:27,727 --> 00:10:29,494
Hey. How'd it go
at the bank?
So good.
259
00:10:29,563 --> 00:10:31,630
Great. Give me
the deposit slip.
Don't actually have one.
260
00:10:33,133 --> 00:10:35,133
Why?
Because I didn't
deposit the money.
261
00:10:35,202 --> 00:10:37,836
Why?
'Cause I did something
better with it.
262
00:10:37,904 --> 00:10:38,903
Why?
263
00:10:38,972 --> 00:10:41,806
Because I gave it
to a monkey.
264
00:10:41,875 --> 00:10:43,741
You gave it to a monkey.
265
00:10:43,810 --> 00:10:45,276
I didn't actually
give it to a monkey.
266
00:10:45,345 --> 00:10:47,011
I gave it to
the organ grinder
267
00:10:47,080 --> 00:10:48,213
so he could send
for the monkey's
girlfriend.
268
00:10:48,281 --> 00:10:51,315
Hi. Little apology maybe?
269
00:10:51,384 --> 00:10:53,451
How could I ever
think you could
be trusted?
270
00:10:53,520 --> 00:10:55,286
The money's not gone.
271
00:10:55,355 --> 00:10:57,789
The organ grinder...
He promised he'd pay
me back.
272
00:10:57,857 --> 00:10:59,056
I did a good thing!
273
00:10:59,125 --> 00:11:00,457
You were ripped off.
274
00:11:00,526 --> 00:11:02,159
He gave me his word.
275
00:11:02,228 --> 00:11:04,328
Grow up. Grow up.
276
00:11:04,397 --> 00:11:05,997
When are you gonna grow up?
277
00:11:06,066 --> 00:11:07,732
You are graduating in May.
278
00:11:07,801 --> 00:11:10,067
No more me, no more parents,
Mr. Feeny to clean up your
little messes!
279
00:11:10,136 --> 00:11:11,836
This world is
gonna crush you!
280
00:11:12,706 --> 00:11:14,305
I feel sorry for you, man,
281
00:11:15,575 --> 00:11:17,775
but I'm not gonna
let you drag me
down with you.
282
00:11:28,255 --> 00:11:29,820
Hey!
283
00:11:29,889 --> 00:11:31,356
Keep those lips
where I can see them.
284
00:11:31,424 --> 00:11:33,090
I'm trying to run
a business here.
285
00:11:33,160 --> 00:11:36,160
Go do it in your car.
286
00:11:36,229 --> 00:11:39,397
Hey, Eric,
our hot chocolates
ready yet?
287
00:11:42,836 --> 00:11:44,768
$4.
288
00:11:44,837 --> 00:11:46,737
I see that's
the advertised price,
289
00:11:46,806 --> 00:11:50,709
but, uh, you haven't
figured in the brotherly
discount of free.
290
00:11:51,945 --> 00:11:53,444
Pay up, deadbeat!
291
00:11:54,480 --> 00:11:56,181
It's a cold, cruel
world out there.
292
00:11:56,249 --> 00:11:57,715
There's not gonna be
people around to
clean up your messes!
293
00:11:59,952 --> 00:12:01,285
I'm telling Mom.
294
00:12:04,423 --> 00:12:07,491
Get to the point, Mr. Grisham,
I'm getting bored.
295
00:12:07,560 --> 00:12:09,860
Hey, hey, hey, reader guy!
296
00:12:09,929 --> 00:12:13,064
I'm sorry, does this...
Mmm, no, no. Does this look
like a library to you?
297
00:12:14,266 --> 00:12:15,766
(STAMMERING)
No, no, I...
298
00:12:15,835 --> 00:12:17,969
"No, no. I was just...
I was just..."
No, you're reading it.
299
00:12:18,037 --> 00:12:19,370
You're reading it,
you buy it.
300
00:12:19,439 --> 00:12:20,804
14.04. Cough it up.
301
00:12:20,873 --> 00:12:22,373
Well, I...
Cough it up!
302
00:12:22,442 --> 00:12:23,941
I don't have
any pennies.
303
00:12:24,010 --> 00:12:25,209
Hey, hey, hey!
What?
304
00:12:25,278 --> 00:12:26,810
Bank is closed!
305
00:12:28,347 --> 00:12:30,414
I suppose I could
put it on a credit card.
306
00:12:30,483 --> 00:12:31,682
Oh, fine!
307
00:12:31,751 --> 00:12:34,118
Here.
Thank you.
308
00:12:34,187 --> 00:12:35,619
What is this?
What is this?
309
00:12:35,688 --> 00:12:37,655
You see this?
You see your card here?
You see that?
310
00:12:37,724 --> 00:12:39,390
(EXCLAIMS)
311
00:12:39,459 --> 00:12:42,359
It's bogus.
It expired in 1967!
312
00:12:42,428 --> 00:12:46,263
That's "cardmember since,"
you moron!
313
00:12:46,332 --> 00:12:47,966
What the hell's
wrong with you?
314
00:12:48,034 --> 00:12:49,667
Eric, what are these
boxes doing here?
315
00:12:49,736 --> 00:12:51,335
Come on, get them
down to the storeroom.
Let's go.
316
00:12:51,404 --> 00:12:53,504
You got it, boss.
Right away, right away.
317
00:12:53,573 --> 00:12:55,406
One thing.
Watch out for that guy
over there.
318
00:12:58,511 --> 00:12:59,643
What did you do to him?
319
00:12:59,712 --> 00:13:02,713
What? Oh, I told him
to be more responsible.
320
00:13:02,782 --> 00:13:05,316
Come on, Mr. Feeny.
I know when you put
him together with me,
321
00:13:05,385 --> 00:13:07,051
you wanted a little bit of me
to rub off on him.
322
00:13:07,120 --> 00:13:09,286
Well, it did.
323
00:13:09,355 --> 00:13:12,089
He's efficient
for the first time
in his life.
324
00:13:12,158 --> 00:13:13,924
And he's better off
for it, too.
325
00:13:13,994 --> 00:13:15,960
This whole student union
is better off for it,
don't you think?
326
00:13:21,968 --> 00:13:24,935
Frankly, Mr. Hunter,
this place gives me
the willies.
327
00:13:33,479 --> 00:13:35,747
May I help the
next person in
line, please?
328
00:13:37,083 --> 00:13:40,585
May I help the
next person in
line, please?
329
00:13:40,654 --> 00:13:44,055
Take this week's receipts,
go to the bank, deposit them.
330
00:13:44,123 --> 00:13:46,090
How hard can that possibly be?
331
00:13:46,159 --> 00:13:48,559
Please, I'm only
two payments behind...
332
00:13:48,627 --> 00:13:51,662
I'm sorry.
There's nothing I can do.
333
00:13:51,731 --> 00:13:53,931
But if you take my car,
I can't get to work.
334
00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:55,400
I can't make any payments.
335
00:13:57,036 --> 00:13:59,137
I'm the sole support
of my kids.
336
00:13:59,205 --> 00:14:00,605
How do I drive
them to school?
337
00:14:03,643 --> 00:14:04,909
All right.
338
00:14:04,977 --> 00:14:08,079
I won't report this just yet
if you give me your word
339
00:14:08,147 --> 00:14:10,715
that you can make payment
on time this month.
340
00:14:10,783 --> 00:14:11,849
Her word?
341
00:14:13,553 --> 00:14:14,986
Might I explain to you
342
00:14:15,054 --> 00:14:18,122
what the inherent
value of her word is?
343
00:14:19,592 --> 00:14:23,127
Zilch, zippo,
goose egg.
344
00:14:23,196 --> 00:14:24,929
Why are you so mean?
345
00:14:24,997 --> 00:14:28,065
Because, madam, this
is corporate America,
346
00:14:28,134 --> 00:14:29,534
not Candy Land.
347
00:14:30,369 --> 00:14:32,003
And as for you...
348
00:14:34,840 --> 00:14:41,478
You were going to give
this woman some sort of
charity, weren't you?
349
00:14:41,547 --> 00:14:45,049
Yes.
I'm tired of
cleaning up your messes!
350
00:14:45,118 --> 00:14:46,650
You know what you're
going to amount to
in this world?
351
00:14:46,719 --> 00:14:49,587
Zilch, zippo,
goose egg!
352
00:14:49,655 --> 00:14:51,856
I'm sorry. I'll change.
353
00:14:51,924 --> 00:14:53,524
I'll be more like you.
354
00:14:54,327 --> 00:14:55,593
No.
355
00:14:55,661 --> 00:14:58,296
No, don't...
Don't be like me.
356
00:14:58,365 --> 00:15:01,065
(SIGHS) Don't be
like me at all.
357
00:15:01,134 --> 00:15:02,400
I'm sorry.
Excuse me.
358
00:15:02,469 --> 00:15:03,468
Ma'am...
359
00:15:05,238 --> 00:15:06,704
(SIGHS)
You take this.
You need it.
360
00:15:06,773 --> 00:15:08,972
You make your payment
and drive your kids
to school.
361
00:15:12,912 --> 00:15:14,311
I don't know
how to thank you.
362
00:15:15,915 --> 00:15:17,682
I'll pay you back
as soon as I can.
363
00:15:17,750 --> 00:15:20,084
Oh, no, no,
don't worry about that.
That's not important.
364
00:15:20,153 --> 00:15:21,952
That's not important.
365
00:15:23,255 --> 00:15:25,022
This is all your
fault, Fenswegler.
366
00:15:29,996 --> 00:15:32,096
Are you sure
we should be doing this?
367
00:15:32,164 --> 00:15:33,330
Yeah, I feel kind of bad.
368
00:15:33,400 --> 00:15:34,899
Rachel's alone
in the other room.
369
00:15:34,967 --> 00:15:37,669
I mean, she was
real ticked off about
the diary and stuff.
370
00:15:37,737 --> 00:15:39,170
Look, you guys
apologized.
371
00:15:39,239 --> 00:15:40,538
She understands that you guys
are our boyfriends,
372
00:15:40,607 --> 00:15:42,340
and you have every right
to be here.
373
00:15:42,408 --> 00:15:45,242
Yeah, you heard her,
"We're one big
happy family."
374
00:15:45,311 --> 00:15:48,046
Well, in that case...
We got a lot more
kissing to do.
375
00:15:50,750 --> 00:15:52,583
Hey, guys.
376
00:15:52,652 --> 00:15:54,284
Hey, we were just...
377
00:15:54,353 --> 00:15:56,420
Hey.
Fine.
378
00:15:56,488 --> 00:15:58,089
Oh, don't stop
on my account.
379
00:15:58,157 --> 00:16:01,826
Remember, we're
one big happy family.
380
00:16:01,895 --> 00:16:04,362
You don't mind if I play
some music, do you?
381
00:16:04,430 --> 00:16:06,264
(SULTRY BOSSA NOVA PLAYING)
382
00:16:12,671 --> 00:16:13,904
Rachel,
what are you doing?
383
00:16:14,573 --> 00:16:16,006
Dishes!
384
00:16:16,075 --> 00:16:18,709
Don't stop.
Do the dishes.
385
00:16:18,778 --> 00:16:21,479
Scrub-a-dub-dub!
386
00:16:21,548 --> 00:16:23,848
Oh, don't you
love this music?
387
00:16:23,917 --> 00:16:25,182
I do now.
388
00:16:26,485 --> 00:16:29,453
Rachel, um,
isn't that a little cold?
389
00:16:29,522 --> 00:16:33,024
No! She's not cold!
No! She's
wearing slippers!
390
00:16:33,093 --> 00:16:35,026
You guys have a little room
for me on the couch?
391
00:16:35,094 --> 00:16:36,560
Yes.
Certainly.
392
00:16:36,629 --> 00:16:37,628
Ow!
393
00:16:37,697 --> 00:16:39,130
Cory!
Shawn!
394
00:16:39,198 --> 00:16:40,197
BOTH: Sorry.
395
00:16:40,266 --> 00:16:41,498
Stop looking at her!
396
00:16:41,567 --> 00:16:42,967
Shawn!
397
00:16:43,036 --> 00:16:45,302
Oh, how can you
be mad at these two?
398
00:16:45,371 --> 00:16:46,603
They are so cute!
399
00:16:46,673 --> 00:16:48,438
No, they are not cute.
400
00:16:48,508 --> 00:16:50,474
They are pigs!
401
00:16:50,543 --> 00:16:53,444
Oh, but it's cute when
they look at my underwear
as long as I'm not wearing it?
402
00:16:54,013 --> 00:16:55,012
No, but...
403
00:16:55,081 --> 00:16:56,614
What about my diary?
404
00:16:56,683 --> 00:16:58,749
What we were
saying was that...
Wait, wait! I have a question!
405
00:17:00,186 --> 00:17:01,452
Are you gonna do
the dishes some more?
406
00:17:02,822 --> 00:17:04,888
Ow! Okay, okay.
407
00:17:04,957 --> 00:17:05,956
We're leaving.
408
00:17:06,025 --> 00:17:07,558
We are?
Yes, Cory.
409
00:17:08,461 --> 00:17:10,227
Give me your key.
410
00:17:10,296 --> 00:17:11,328
No!
411
00:17:13,866 --> 00:17:16,133
What just happened?
412
00:17:16,202 --> 00:17:17,935
We're not part
of the family anymore.
413
00:17:21,140 --> 00:17:23,574
Okay, you're right.
They're not cute.
They're pigs.
414
00:17:23,642 --> 00:17:25,309
And we were insensitive.
415
00:17:25,378 --> 00:17:26,944
We should have
considered
your privacy.
416
00:17:27,013 --> 00:17:28,512
No. I love
the guys, I do...
417
00:17:28,581 --> 00:17:30,648
Yeah,
they obviously
love you, too.
418
00:17:30,717 --> 00:17:32,383
No, I just don't want
to be taken
advantage of.
419
00:17:32,452 --> 00:17:34,385
I think we should
set some boundaries.
420
00:17:34,454 --> 00:17:36,320
Well, we've learned
our lesson.
421
00:17:36,388 --> 00:17:40,258
Yeah. The guys have, too.
I'm sure they're thinking
about it the whole way home.
422
00:17:40,326 --> 00:17:42,360
Come on, Topanga.
Move out of the way.
423
00:17:42,428 --> 00:17:44,662
I want to see
the underwear!
Cory, let me look!
424
00:17:44,730 --> 00:17:46,330
No! I haven't
seen anything yet.
425
00:17:46,399 --> 00:17:47,898
Cory, you're almost married!
426
00:17:47,967 --> 00:17:49,167
Almost!
427
00:17:49,235 --> 00:17:51,702
You know what?
We're big pigs.
428
00:17:51,771 --> 00:17:53,371
This is wrong.
429
00:17:57,243 --> 00:17:58,876
Hey, hey, hey!
430
00:17:58,945 --> 00:18:03,214
Same stirrer.
Same stirrer.
Same stirrer.
431
00:18:03,283 --> 00:18:04,949
Eric, it's okay.
432
00:18:05,017 --> 00:18:08,052
No. You know
something, Jack?
It's not okay. All right?
433
00:18:08,120 --> 00:18:10,521
Share the Sweet'N Low.
Share it.
434
00:18:10,590 --> 00:18:11,789
Sweet,
435
00:18:12,292 --> 00:18:13,357
Low.
436
00:18:14,661 --> 00:18:16,060
No, Eric, listen.
437
00:18:16,128 --> 00:18:18,128
I don't want
you to change.
438
00:18:18,197 --> 00:18:20,030
Come back, man.
Where's my old buddy?
439
00:18:20,099 --> 00:18:21,765
He's dead. He's gone.
440
00:18:21,834 --> 00:18:23,634
He was inefficient
and unprepared
441
00:18:23,703 --> 00:18:25,235
for that cold, cruel
world. But you know
what, Jack?
442
00:18:25,304 --> 00:18:27,204
You did him a favor,
and you killed him.
443
00:18:27,273 --> 00:18:28,939
Same stirrer!
444
00:18:29,942 --> 00:18:32,042
How hard is that?
445
00:18:32,111 --> 00:18:34,044
You know, this world
is only cold and cruel
446
00:18:34,113 --> 00:18:36,614
because people like me
believe you have to be
that way to succeed.
447
00:18:36,683 --> 00:18:37,849
Well, you know
something, Jack?
448
00:18:37,917 --> 00:18:39,049
I'm gonna succeed in it.
449
00:18:39,118 --> 00:18:40,251
One napkin!
450
00:18:42,020 --> 00:18:43,888
Eric...
Eric, please, man.
I was wrong.
451
00:18:43,956 --> 00:18:45,355
Just forget all
that, all right?
452
00:18:45,424 --> 00:18:47,291
We don't want to be
any part of that world.
453
00:18:48,995 --> 00:18:50,260
(SIGHS)
454
00:18:56,835 --> 00:18:59,370
You knew that,
didn't you?
455
00:18:59,438 --> 00:19:01,873
Well, I've lived
in this world
a long time now.
456
00:19:01,941 --> 00:19:04,241
I think I know it
fairly well.
457
00:19:04,310 --> 00:19:08,012
So all this time,
you didn't want me
to rub off on him.
458
00:19:08,081 --> 00:19:09,814
You wanted him
to rub off on me.
459
00:19:09,882 --> 00:19:11,515
I wanted both, Jack.
460
00:19:11,583 --> 00:19:13,851
You see, it's not
enough to leave school
461
00:19:13,920 --> 00:19:17,888
and just desire
to succeed in this
cold, cruel world,
462
00:19:17,957 --> 00:19:20,858
because then
you simply become
a part of it.
463
00:19:20,926 --> 00:19:23,961
You must also
have the desire
to change it.
464
00:19:25,098 --> 00:19:26,464
And to change it,
465
00:19:26,532 --> 00:19:30,134
you need your
fine mind and
his good heart.
466
00:19:31,371 --> 00:19:32,936
Yeah, Mr. Feeny,
you saved the day.
467
00:19:33,005 --> 00:19:35,373
Look, Jack, I'm gonna
need the day's receipts,
all right?
468
00:19:35,441 --> 00:19:37,208
I'll put them
in the cash register.
469
00:19:37,276 --> 00:19:38,409
Don't have 'em.
470
00:19:39,011 --> 00:19:41,011
Why not?
471
00:19:41,080 --> 00:19:44,147
Because I gave the money
to someone who
really needed it.
472
00:19:44,216 --> 00:19:46,450
Please tell me
you did not fall for
somebody's sob story.
473
00:19:46,519 --> 00:19:48,753
Yeah, actually,
I did. I did.
474
00:19:48,821 --> 00:19:51,355
You know what?
I'm gonna be working day and
night here to pay that back.
475
00:19:51,424 --> 00:19:52,923
But it's okay.
476
00:19:52,992 --> 00:19:54,959
'Cause somehow I finally
found my priorities.
477
00:19:55,027 --> 00:19:57,361
You know something, Jack?
You're never gonna see
that money again.
478
00:19:57,430 --> 00:19:59,830
You are as stupid
as I used to be.
479
00:20:02,936 --> 00:20:03,935
(CHITTERING)
480
00:20:05,505 --> 00:20:09,073
Hey, it's little Eric
and big Eric!
481
00:20:09,141 --> 00:20:10,241
Little Eric, is that you?
482
00:20:10,309 --> 00:20:13,944
And I got one more
surprise for everybody.
483
00:20:14,012 --> 00:20:15,479
(IN SINGSONG VOICE)
Isabella!
484
00:20:16,248 --> 00:20:17,981
(CHITTERING)
485
00:20:18,050 --> 00:20:20,951
Here's that nice man
I told you about.
486
00:20:21,019 --> 00:20:23,420
It's... It's you!
You came back.
487
00:20:23,489 --> 00:20:25,922
I knew he'd come back.
I knew he'd come back.
Didn't I say that, Jack?
488
00:20:25,992 --> 00:20:27,791
Yeah. Yeah, you did.
You did good, man.
489
00:20:27,860 --> 00:20:30,294
Well, of course I came back.
I gave you my word.
490
00:20:30,363 --> 00:20:32,396
And here's the money
I borrowed.
491
00:20:32,465 --> 00:20:36,734
Oh, you made
two monkeys very happy.
492
00:20:36,802 --> 00:20:38,436
Oh, you're a good boy.
493
00:20:38,504 --> 00:20:40,170
Don't ever change.
494
00:20:42,007 --> 00:20:44,342
You're a good boy.
Don't ever change.
495
00:20:45,311 --> 00:20:46,643
I'll try not to.
496
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