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(THEME SONG PLAYING)
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CORY: Previously on
Boy Meets World...
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Angela and I decided
to take a break.
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You broke up?
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Yeah. I guess
that's what we did.
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I didn't break up
with Shawn.
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What do you mean?
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He broke up with me.
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If you two
love each other,
you should be together.
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Maybe if Angela
knew how you felt...
No, it's too late.
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Angela's not in love
with me anymore.
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I opened my heart
to you.
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I just can't sit around
like a fool,
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waiting for you
to be ready.
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Angela...
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It's over, Shawn.
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Wow!
These women are fat.
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Eric. Hey, look.
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Thanks again
for filling in on
such short notice.
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I have no idea
where your father is.
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Oh, don't worry
about it, Mom.
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You know there's
nothing I wouldn't
do for little Eric,
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or if it's a girl,
Eric the girl.
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Don't touch my stomach.
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Hi.
Okay, mommies
and daddies.
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Let's take our seats
and get comfortable.
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How you doing?
Good. Hi.
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That's my mom.
I'm her baby.
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Eric,
the pillows
are for me.
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You.
Oh, you,
you, you.
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It's all
about you,
isn't it?
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Now,
giving your partner
lots of support,
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let's start with deep
diaphragmatic breathing.
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(ALL BREATHE DEEPLY)
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So,
where's
your daddy?
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I mean,
your tummy's daddy.
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You know,
the guy that
did that to you.
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My husband's
in the Navy.
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He's on an
aircraft carrier in
the South China Sea.
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Oh, yeah,
I'm filling in
for my dad.
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He ran out
on my mom
this morning.
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Eric! Hello.
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I'm his mother,
and yet I'm having
another one.
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It's nice for you
to fill in
for your dad.
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Hi. I'm Jessica.
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Oh, hi.
I'm Eric.
How are you?
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Oh, look at that.
You wobble
like a Weeble.
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(LAUGHING)
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Amy,
I completely forgot.
I'm sorry.
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Where have
you been?
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I just lost
track of time.
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It's really okay, Dad.
Don't worry about it.
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I got
the whole thing
under control.
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All right,
ready, Mom? Push!
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Goodbye, Eric.
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Okay.
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All right. Let's move on
to some controlled
breathing exercises.
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Hey, Eric,
if you're free,
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I'd really
appreciate it if
you'd be my partner.
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Really? Oh, that's
so nice that somebody
appreciates me.
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Okay, coaches.
Count three
"hee, hee, hee" breaths,
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followed by three
"ho, ho, ho" breaths.
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What was
so important
that made you late?
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I was looking
at something.
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Alan,
you're being
a little vague.
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(STUTTERS)
Motorcycle.
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What?
(CLEARS THROAT)
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A motorcycle?
Right on, Dad!
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We're having a baby,
and you're out looking
for motorcycles?
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Why don't you just go all
the way and buy yourself
a yellow corvette?
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You'd be okay
with that?
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If it would get you
to class on time.
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Alan,
what's going on?
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Nothing.
I'm just a little
late, that's all.
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I've done this
three times.
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I'm not like one
of these kids who has
no idea what's going on.
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Old man's getting
a yellow corvette, huh?
Right on, brother.
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Hello, guys.
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Thanks for coming.
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We know why
we're here.
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You don't have
to say anything.
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Cory and I
discussed it.
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We've decided that
we are not going to
butt into your lives
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no matter
what you do.
Right, Cory?
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Absolutely.
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You're our best friends,
but we have no right
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to tell you to be together
if that's not what you want.
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We don't believe you.
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You don't
believe me?
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No, no, no. Him.
We don't believe him.
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Which is why
we've drawn up
a little document.
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This is
a restraining order.
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Yes. Yes, it is.
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"Cory Matthews
and Topanga Lawrence
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"are hereby forbidden
to interfere with
the separation of
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"or encourage accidental
rendezvous between
Shawn and Angela.
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"In addition,
the aforementioned
parties are..."
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(GASPS)
Aforementioned
parties?
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Is this what
we are to you?
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I, for one, do not
need a piece of paper
to know when to butt out.
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And I do?
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All right, I do.
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Look,
we love you both,
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and we
appreciate everything
you've tried to do,
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but, you know,
this is the best
for all of us.
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See you later.
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Wait a minute.
Shawn, are you
all right with this?
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Yes.
Yes, I am fine.
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In fact,
both Angela and I
have dates tonight.
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Shawn Hunter
has been out
of circulation
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for far too long.
I am back.
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I am excited,
and I'm ready
to rock and roll.
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All right.
Where you
gonna take her?
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I don't know.
Who cares?
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I want to
thank you guys for
bringing us here.
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I'm having
a really good time.
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Yeah, me, too.
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You know,
I was a little
worried about
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going out
with Shawn at first
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because I heard
he just ended
a long relationship,
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and I thought
he'd be a drag.
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He's not normally
like this.
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Shawn's a ton of fun.
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(MOANING)
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Talk to him.
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Hey, hey.
What's the matter, buddy?
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I'm a little blue.
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It doesn't show,
does it?
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No! No,
you are the life
of the party, friend.
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Everybody is thrilled
to be with you.
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Is it me?
It can't be me.
I'm adorable.
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You are.
You're as cute
as could be.
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He must have really
loved this girl.
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I can't discuss it.
I'm under
a restraining order.
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Hey. Hey. Get up.
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You used to be
so good at this.
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You were the king.
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He was the king!
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Shawn,
would it make you
feel any better
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if I told you
that Angela's in the
same place you are?
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Maybe a little.
Then cheer up.
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Angela's in the
same place you are.
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So, I says, "Feeny,
if the sun never sets
on the British Empire,
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"when do they
watch Letterman?"
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(BOTH LAUGHING)
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Oh, it's gonna
be a long night.
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Angela!
Of all the restaurants
in Philadelphia,
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you chose this one.
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Well,
what a coincidence.
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This is Ron.
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Hey, guys.
Hi, Ron,
how are you?
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I'm Shawn.
Good to meet you.
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This is Kelly,
my date.
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That's Topanga and Cory,
and this is Kelly, my date.
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I understand we have
a potentially embarrassing
situation here,
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but I hope
we can all be mature
and have a wonderful time.
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Angela,
it's always good
to see you.
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Ron seems
like a great guy.
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Enjoy yourselves.
Have a good night.
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This is Kelly,
my date.
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You, too, Shawn.
Nice meeting you, Kelly.
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You see?
Do you see how much
fun Shawn can be?
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Yeah,
that's the Shawn
I heard about.
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What a crazy
world, huh?
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But don't you worry.
You handled that
like a prince.
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You know why?
Because you are
the king of dating,
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and we are all...
No, we are all gonna
have a good time, Shawnie.
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No, no.
We're gonna have
a good time.
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(MOANING)
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Long night.
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Long.
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Hey,
check this out.
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It says here the uterus
has accordion-like folds
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that can expand
to accommodate
a baby up to 22 pounds.
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Man,
women are
so lucky.
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Eric, I'm eating.
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It also says here
that when a woman
breaks her water,
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she's actually
lost her mucus plug.
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I'm done.
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Procreation, man.
Who knew?
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(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
Come!
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Hey! There he is,
the man himself.
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Hey, Daddy-o.
How cool is it
that you and Mom
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get to go through
this again?
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This baby stuff
is so great.
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Eric, look,
I want your opinion
on something.
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Look at this,
will you?
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What do you
got here, Dad, huh?
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Cribs, diapers,
car seats?
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You got (STUTTERS)
motorcycles.
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That's great, Dad.
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I'm trying
to bring a new life
into the world,
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and you're
picking out a hog.
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Yeah, yeah.
Check out this wide
glide, here, huh?
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I'm gonna chrome
that baby up, huh?
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Put on some
Vance & Hines pipes,
a Mikuni carb,
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and hit the
highway to hell.
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(WHOOPING)
How old are you?
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Forty-one...
Forty-three.
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Don't you see
what you're
going through?
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This is your
Middle East crisis.
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Middle age crisis.
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I'm not going
through anything.
I just want a Harley.
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My dad
went through
the same thing.
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Mmm-hmm, me, too.
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He got hair transplants
and tried out for
The Real World.
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I'm not going
through anything.
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That's exactly what
he said right before
he smashed up his Ferrari.
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Your fathers are silly.
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Hey, do I
or do I not get
ape hangers, huh?
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(IMITATING MOTORCYCLE)
Dad...
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Dad... Dad...
Dad, okay, hey!
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Pull the bike over,
pull the bike over.
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Dad, can I give you
some tough love?
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I think you're crazy.
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You know what?
I think we're all pretty sure
about what's going on here.
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And you know what?
It's okay.
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Yeah, you're not alone.
It's perfectly natural.
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You know something, Dad?
He's right.
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Because, see,
with every day,
with every breath,
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you're one step
closer to death.
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And you're thinking
to yourself,
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"I haven't lived."
And you know something...
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Are you trying to
cheer me up here?
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Mr. Matthews, you don't
need a motorcycle to
make you feel younger.
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You're gonna have a baby.
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What could make
you feel younger
than that?
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Yeah, for the
next 18 years,
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that little tiger's
gonna keep you running
day and night.
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You know something, Dad?
He's absolutely right.
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You're not
gonna have time
for motorcycles
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and fast cars
and nose rings.
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You've got
this new little life
coming into the world
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that's gonna be
counting on you.
Grow up!
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Grow up?
I am grown up.
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I'm so grown up
I don't know if I
can do this again.
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Oh, of course
you can.
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You did a good job
two times before.
239
00:10:35,802 --> 00:10:37,101
That's three.
240
00:10:37,169 --> 00:10:39,604
I said what I said.
(INAUDIBLE)
241
00:10:39,672 --> 00:10:41,138
Well, things are
different now.
242
00:10:41,207 --> 00:10:44,308
Why?
I'm different.
I'm older.
243
00:10:45,111 --> 00:10:46,377
When you were born,
244
00:10:46,446 --> 00:10:47,978
I really looked forward
to running around with you,
245
00:10:48,047 --> 00:10:50,615
playing baseball
and football,
246
00:10:50,684 --> 00:10:54,953
and I really looked
forward to being more
than a father to you.
247
00:10:55,022 --> 00:10:58,023
I looked forward
to being your friend,
which I think I am.
248
00:10:58,091 --> 00:11:00,291
Of course you are, Dad.
You are my friend, man.
249
00:11:00,360 --> 00:11:02,126
What am I gonna be
to this new kid?
250
00:11:02,195 --> 00:11:04,062
I'm just gonna
be his old man.
251
00:11:04,130 --> 00:11:06,530
That's all
I'm gonna be to him.
252
00:11:06,599 --> 00:11:09,567
Just his old man.
253
00:11:19,112 --> 00:11:20,644
You've gotta stop
looking at Angela.
254
00:11:20,713 --> 00:11:22,146
I think
she's having
a good time.
255
00:11:22,214 --> 00:11:23,648
She's just
trying to move on
with her life.
256
00:11:23,716 --> 00:11:25,049
So should you.
257
00:11:25,117 --> 00:11:26,551
You know
what would be fun?
258
00:11:26,619 --> 00:11:29,687
They're starting
the karaoke contest.
Do you wanna sing?
259
00:11:29,756 --> 00:11:31,122
Kelly,
I appreciate
the offer,
260
00:11:31,190 --> 00:11:34,158
but I have
a no karaoke policy.
261
00:11:34,227 --> 00:11:38,162
WOMAN: And now let's give a warm Captain Randy's coco-loco welcome
262
00:11:38,231 --> 00:11:41,499
to our first contestants, Angela and Ron!
263
00:11:46,739 --> 00:11:47,972
Okay, let's
pick out a song.
264
00:11:51,278 --> 00:11:52,743
(THE SHOOP SHOOP SONG
PLAYING)
265
00:11:52,813 --> 00:11:55,580
♪ Does he love me, I wanna know
266
00:11:55,648 --> 00:11:59,384
♪ How can I tell if he loves me so
267
00:11:59,453 --> 00:12:01,419
♪ Is it in his eyes?
268
00:12:01,488 --> 00:12:03,388
♪ Oh, no, you'll be deceived
269
00:12:03,457 --> 00:12:05,557
♪ Well, is it in his eyes?
270
00:12:05,625 --> 00:12:07,591
♪ Oh, no, he'll make believe
271
00:12:07,660 --> 00:12:12,797
♪ If you wanna know if he loves you so, it's in his kiss
272
00:12:12,866 --> 00:12:14,199
♪ That's where it is
273
00:12:15,902 --> 00:12:19,537
♪ Hug him Squeeze him tight
274
00:12:19,606 --> 00:12:23,841
♪ And find out what you want to know
275
00:12:23,910 --> 00:12:31,115
♪ If it's love, if it really is, it's there in his kiss
276
00:12:31,184 --> 00:12:33,151
♪ Well, is it in his eyes?
277
00:12:33,220 --> 00:12:35,119
♪ Oh, no, you'll be deceived
278
00:12:35,188 --> 00:12:37,421
♪ Well, is it in his eyes?
279
00:12:37,490 --> 00:12:39,556
♪ Oh, no, he'll make believe
280
00:12:39,625 --> 00:12:44,929
♪ Well, if you wanna know if he loves you so, it's in his kiss
281
00:12:44,997 --> 00:12:46,097
♪ That's where it is
282
00:12:46,166 --> 00:12:50,268
♪ Oh, yeah, it's in his kiss ♪
283
00:12:50,336 --> 00:12:52,770
Cory, are you sure
this is the right
song for us?
284
00:12:52,839 --> 00:12:55,039
Topanga, you heard
Angela and Ron.
285
00:12:55,108 --> 00:12:57,975
If we wanna win this,
we must sing
something dramatic.
286
00:12:58,044 --> 00:13:00,177
I know. I just
don't think this is
the right song for us.
287
00:13:00,247 --> 00:13:01,813
You wanna win or not?
Yes, I wanna win.
288
00:13:01,881 --> 00:13:03,514
I just don't think
that you and I are
the right people
289
00:13:03,583 --> 00:13:05,583
to express this
particular sentiment.
290
00:13:05,652 --> 00:13:08,319
Topanga,
it's a beautiful song,
291
00:13:08,387 --> 00:13:10,154
and we're
gonna sing it.
292
00:13:11,992 --> 00:13:13,424
Hit it,
Captain Randy.
293
00:13:14,561 --> 00:13:15,893
(DRUM ROLL)
294
00:13:15,962 --> 00:13:17,028
(WAR PLAYING)
295
00:13:17,097 --> 00:13:18,096
♪ War!
296
00:13:18,164 --> 00:13:19,998
Huh.
297
00:13:20,066 --> 00:13:22,200
♪ What is it good for?
298
00:13:22,268 --> 00:13:24,568
Absolutely nothing.
Say it again.
299
00:13:25,504 --> 00:13:27,404
♪ War! ♪
300
00:13:27,473 --> 00:13:29,207
Good God, you all.
301
00:13:30,743 --> 00:13:33,144
This is all
a big joke to you,
right, Topanga?
302
00:13:40,053 --> 00:13:41,719
(I GOT YOU BABE PLAYING)
303
00:13:41,788 --> 00:13:45,056
♪ They say we're young and we don't know
304
00:13:45,124 --> 00:13:50,094
♪ We won't find out until we grow
305
00:13:51,598 --> 00:13:54,899
♪ Well, I don't know if all that's true
306
00:13:54,967 --> 00:13:59,204
♪ 'Cause you've got me, and, baby, I've got you
307
00:14:01,508 --> 00:14:02,507
♪ Babe
308
00:14:04,210 --> 00:14:05,943
♪ I got you, babe
309
00:14:07,513 --> 00:14:09,179
♪ I got you, babe
310
00:14:10,951 --> 00:14:14,251
♪ They say our love won't pay the rent
311
00:14:14,320 --> 00:14:19,090
♪ Before it's earned, our money's all been spent
312
00:14:20,760 --> 00:14:23,995
♪ I guess that's so, we don't have a pot
313
00:14:24,064 --> 00:14:28,265
♪ But at least I'm sure of all the things we've got
314
00:14:30,803 --> 00:14:31,802
♪ Babe
315
00:14:33,506 --> 00:14:35,239
♪ I got you, babe
316
00:14:36,042 --> 00:14:37,075
♪ I got you... ♪
317
00:14:37,143 --> 00:14:39,077
I'm sorry.
318
00:14:39,145 --> 00:14:40,477
I can't do this.
319
00:14:42,415 --> 00:14:45,082
That's okay, Shawn.
Maybe we'll try again
another time.
320
00:14:46,519 --> 00:14:47,684
Yeah.
321
00:14:51,357 --> 00:14:52,790
Okay,
mommies and daddies.
322
00:14:52,858 --> 00:14:55,993
Everyone should
each have a baby.
323
00:14:56,062 --> 00:14:58,562
Now,
the first thing we're
going to focus on
324
00:14:58,631 --> 00:15:00,932
is learning
how to burp
your newborn.
325
00:15:01,000 --> 00:15:03,267
Now, sit the baby
on your knee,
326
00:15:03,336 --> 00:15:05,503
and with one hand
supporting the chest,
327
00:15:05,571 --> 00:15:08,272
gently pat the
baby on the back
with the other hand.
328
00:15:10,143 --> 00:15:12,343
Miss, mine broke.
329
00:15:12,412 --> 00:15:13,912
Could you
give me that head?
330
00:15:16,248 --> 00:15:19,483
I know how to burp a baby.
What are we doing here?
331
00:15:19,552 --> 00:15:21,585
Now, you can also try
the shoulder method.
332
00:15:21,654 --> 00:15:23,320
Supporting the
baby's head,
333
00:15:23,389 --> 00:15:24,889
lift the baby
up to your shoulder.
334
00:15:24,958 --> 00:15:26,424
Oh, my God!
What?
335
00:15:26,493 --> 00:15:27,758
I think
my water broke.
336
00:15:27,827 --> 00:15:29,560
Miss, mine broke!
337
00:15:29,629 --> 00:15:31,195
What?
My partner.
338
00:15:31,264 --> 00:15:33,731
Her water just broke.
This is real!
What do we do?
339
00:15:33,799 --> 00:15:35,899
Oh, I don't know.
I'm filling in
for my sister.
340
00:15:35,968 --> 00:15:37,668
All I know are
burping, diapers,
341
00:15:37,737 --> 00:15:39,036
and hee, hee, hee,
ho, ho, ho!
342
00:15:39,105 --> 00:15:40,237
Okay. Who knows
what to do?
343
00:15:40,306 --> 00:15:42,172
Eric, Eric,
go get the car.
344
00:15:42,241 --> 00:15:43,874
Bring it around
to the front of
the building.
345
00:15:43,943 --> 00:15:46,443
Amy, you just ride in
the back with Jessica.
346
00:15:46,512 --> 00:15:47,811
Are you okay?
Yeah.
347
00:15:47,880 --> 00:15:49,981
All right.
Listen, somebody
call St. Vincent's.
348
00:15:50,049 --> 00:15:53,050
Just tell 'em
we'll be there in about
five minutes, all right?
349
00:15:53,119 --> 00:15:54,718
All right, thank you.
350
00:16:04,097 --> 00:16:07,932
Shawn, first dates
after a break-up
are always difficult.
351
00:16:08,001 --> 00:16:10,668
It'll get easier.
No, it won't.
352
00:16:10,737 --> 00:16:13,338
Let's face it,
there's something
wrong with me.
353
00:16:13,406 --> 00:16:17,007
No, there's nothing
wrong with you, Shawn.
It's just...
354
00:16:17,076 --> 00:16:20,110
I mean,
you're obviously
hurting over Angela,
355
00:16:20,179 --> 00:16:21,813
and it's gonna
take time.
356
00:16:21,881 --> 00:16:24,081
When you're ready to meet
somebody new, you will.
357
00:16:24,150 --> 00:16:26,117
I don't wanna
meet somebody new.
358
00:16:26,185 --> 00:16:27,818
I'd screw
that up, too.
359
00:16:27,887 --> 00:16:30,387
Guys, it's me.
360
00:16:30,456 --> 00:16:33,724
Look, I already had
something great,
and I killed it.
361
00:16:36,128 --> 00:16:39,196
I'm never gonna
have a relationship
like you guys.
362
00:16:39,265 --> 00:16:40,598
I'm not normal.
363
00:16:40,666 --> 00:16:43,934
Well, Shawn,
we're not normal.
364
00:16:44,003 --> 00:16:45,236
I mean,
we're freaks.
365
00:16:45,304 --> 00:16:46,737
We are.
366
00:16:46,805 --> 00:16:48,439
We're freaks who've
loved each other
since we were two.
367
00:16:48,508 --> 00:16:50,007
I know.
368
00:16:50,075 --> 00:16:51,542
And being friends
with you guys
has shown me
369
00:16:51,611 --> 00:16:53,410
how great it is
to have a relationship.
370
00:16:55,781 --> 00:16:58,516
But I don't know
how to do that.
371
00:16:58,584 --> 00:17:00,784
I mean, what if
I'm incapable of
loving somebody?
372
00:17:00,853 --> 00:17:02,019
What if I
can't do that?
373
00:17:02,088 --> 00:17:04,121
Shawn,
that's crazy.
No, it's not.
374
00:17:04,190 --> 00:17:05,622
Not for me.
375
00:17:07,026 --> 00:17:08,358
I don't know.
It's just...
376
00:17:08,427 --> 00:17:10,761
It's kind of
hard being around
you two, you know?
377
00:17:12,399 --> 00:17:13,564
Shawn,
what do you
want us to do?
378
00:17:13,633 --> 00:17:16,701
Nothing, nothing.
It's not you, it's me.
379
00:17:18,304 --> 00:17:20,037
Cory,
for the first time,
380
00:17:20,106 --> 00:17:22,073
I've realized
how different
we really are.
381
00:17:25,612 --> 00:17:28,713
I just need time.
I gotta be alone.
382
00:17:30,850 --> 00:17:32,249
I am alone.
383
00:17:39,592 --> 00:17:40,658
Hey!
384
00:17:40,727 --> 00:17:41,826
Hey, we got
your message.
385
00:17:41,894 --> 00:17:42,926
Yeah, is
everything okay?
386
00:17:42,995 --> 00:17:44,328
Oh, everything
is more than okay.
387
00:17:44,397 --> 00:17:47,231
She's the mother
of a beautiful baby girl.
388
00:17:47,300 --> 00:17:50,768
And she's got
this man right here
to thank for it.
389
00:17:50,837 --> 00:17:52,303
Eric.
I'm serious,
Dad.
390
00:17:52,372 --> 00:17:53,804
You knew
just what to do.
391
00:17:53,873 --> 00:17:56,207
Oh, I didn't do anything.
I mean, she was in trouble.
392
00:17:56,276 --> 00:17:57,808
No, I'm not talking
about with her.
393
00:17:57,877 --> 00:17:59,277
I'm talking about
with me, man.
I was petrified.
394
00:17:59,345 --> 00:18:01,279
You saw me.
I froze there,
man,
395
00:18:01,347 --> 00:18:04,448
but I'm telling you,
you knew what to do,
like always.
396
00:18:04,517 --> 00:18:06,083
You're gonna do that
for the new baby, too.
397
00:18:06,152 --> 00:18:07,485
Yeah, the very
lucky new baby
398
00:18:07,554 --> 00:18:08,753
to have a great
dad like you.
399
00:18:08,821 --> 00:18:10,487
I hope so.
400
00:18:10,556 --> 00:18:11,956
So, you still
getting the Harley?
401
00:18:12,024 --> 00:18:13,557
'Cause I was
thinking about
borrowing it.
402
00:18:13,626 --> 00:18:17,161
Sorry, Jack.
You can borrow
my station wagon.
403
00:18:17,230 --> 00:18:20,364
That's great.
The women are
really gonna love that.
404
00:18:20,433 --> 00:18:23,701
So, this mid-life crisis
is all about
the baby, right?
405
00:18:23,769 --> 00:18:25,002
There's never been
any question
406
00:18:25,070 --> 00:18:26,937
about how much
I want the baby, Amy.
407
00:18:27,006 --> 00:18:29,773
I'm just worried
about how much the
baby's gonna want me.
408
00:18:29,842 --> 00:18:32,977
I'm afraid I'm gonna be
too tired to play catch
409
00:18:33,045 --> 00:18:35,846
or teach him
how to ride a bike.
410
00:18:35,915 --> 00:18:37,414
I'm worried
I'm not gonna
have enough energy
411
00:18:37,483 --> 00:18:40,117
to run around
with him the way we did
with the other kids.
412
00:18:40,185 --> 00:18:42,253
You think that's
what makes you
a good father?
413
00:18:42,321 --> 00:18:43,687
I mean, yeah, sure,
you taught me how
to swing a bat,
414
00:18:43,756 --> 00:18:45,623
but any
Little League coach
could do that.
415
00:18:45,691 --> 00:18:47,124
It was more
important that you
were there for me
416
00:18:47,192 --> 00:18:49,760
after I struck out.
You made me
feel better.
417
00:18:49,828 --> 00:18:52,229
You were always
there for me, man,
418
00:18:52,298 --> 00:18:54,565
just to listen to me,
to give me advice,
you know,
419
00:18:54,634 --> 00:18:56,600
and to help me
get through stuff,
420
00:18:56,669 --> 00:18:58,636
just like
you did today.
421
00:18:58,704 --> 00:19:01,138
You're never
gonna be too old
to do that.
422
00:19:03,509 --> 00:19:07,178
Well, I know I'm never
gonna be too old to
give my son a hug.
423
00:19:07,247 --> 00:19:08,946
No, you
really are.
No...
424
00:19:09,015 --> 00:19:10,181
Hey, everyone,
I propose a toast.
425
00:19:10,249 --> 00:19:13,584
A toast to
new babies
everywhere.
426
00:19:13,653 --> 00:19:15,185
ALL: To new babies
everywhere.
427
00:19:15,254 --> 00:19:17,054
And the older ones.
(LAUGHING)
428
00:19:20,359 --> 00:19:22,360
All I'm saying is,
you guys should
have been there.
429
00:19:22,428 --> 00:19:23,861
It was a miracle.
430
00:19:23,930 --> 00:19:26,530
Ah, man.
I want to have
at least five kids.
431
00:19:26,599 --> 00:19:30,101
Five?
I want, like,
one, maybe two.
432
00:19:30,169 --> 00:19:31,369
You know,
I want five.
433
00:19:31,437 --> 00:19:33,070
So do I.
434
00:19:33,138 --> 00:19:35,806
Well, Topanga
tells me that she
wants to have kids
435
00:19:35,875 --> 00:19:37,642
as soon as
she gets married.
436
00:19:37,710 --> 00:19:40,144
Wait a minute.
It takes nine months
to have a baby.
437
00:19:40,213 --> 00:19:42,246
We're getting married
in nine months.
438
00:19:43,283 --> 00:19:45,149
I better go
brush my teeth.
Oh...
439
00:19:45,985 --> 00:19:47,217
(LAUGHING)
440
00:19:58,230 --> 00:19:59,262
(DRUM ROLL)
441
00:19:59,331 --> 00:20:00,364
(WAR PLAYING)
442
00:20:00,432 --> 00:20:01,899
♪ War! ♪ Huh!
443
00:20:03,102 --> 00:20:05,202
♪ What is it good for?
444
00:20:05,270 --> 00:20:06,770
♪ Absolutely nothing!
445
00:20:06,839 --> 00:20:08,405
♪ Say it again
446
00:20:08,474 --> 00:20:10,641
♪ War! ♪ Huh!
447
00:20:11,811 --> 00:20:13,878
♪ What is it good for?
448
00:20:13,946 --> 00:20:15,646
♪ Absolutely nothing!
449
00:20:15,715 --> 00:20:17,248
♪ Say it again
450
00:20:17,316 --> 00:20:20,451
♪ War! ♪ Huh!
451
00:20:20,520 --> 00:20:22,620
♪ What is it good for?
452
00:20:22,688 --> 00:20:25,156
♪ Absolutely nothing! Say it again
453
00:20:25,224 --> 00:20:26,690
♪ Sing it, Topanga, sing it!
454
00:20:28,761 --> 00:20:30,761
♪ I don't like the war
455
00:20:31,864 --> 00:20:33,464
♪ War's not good
456
00:20:33,532 --> 00:20:36,000
♪ No war! ♪ No more war, Topanga
457
00:20:36,069 --> 00:20:37,902
♪ I'll tell you why
458
00:20:38,605 --> 00:20:40,705
♪ I'm gonna cry
459
00:20:40,773 --> 00:20:42,873
♪ We don't like war
460
00:20:42,942 --> 00:20:44,575
♪ Not you or you or you
461
00:20:44,644 --> 00:20:46,443
♪ Or I ♪ Or I
462
00:20:47,246 --> 00:20:48,545
♪ I've gotta run
463
00:20:48,614 --> 00:20:50,080
♪ 'Cause I don't like war ♪
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