All language subtitles for Boy Meets World (1993) - S06E07 - Everybody Loves Stuart _track3_eng

(THEME SONG PLAYING)

I believe a person
is responsible
for her own destiny

and can be anything
she wants,

if she wants it bad enough
and she never, ever gives up.

Ladies and gentlemen,
let's hear it for
Topanga Lawrence,

the next president
of the United States.

Thank you.

Uh, everybody, that
makes me the first lady.

You see how secure
I am in my sexuality.

Hello.

Now come on, Topanga.

You really believe all that
Little Mary Sunshine stuff?

Yes, I do.

So do I.

To a point.

Shawn!
Stuart!

Nice haircut.

Thanks. Eight bucks.

Looks like it.

Now, Topanga just spouted
a philosophical belief.
What is it?

Free will.

Hey, he's a big deal
with the new hair.

She's in charge
of her own actions

and therefore creates
her own destiny.

Good hair
and good answer.

You believe her?

In my experience,
you don't bet
against Topanga

or you'll get
your butt kicked.

I don't doubt it.

Now how about it, Romeo?

You buy what
Juliet is saying?

Yeah, I do. I think
you have to have

at least some control
over the things
that happen to you.

Really?

Cory Matthews
wakes up one morning.

He kisses
his lovely wife.

He leaves his nice
suburban home,

and then he gets
hit by a bus.

I'll miss you, buddy.

No, I don't get
hit by a bus.

Why not?
Because I use
the crosswalks,

I memorize
the bus schedules,

and if I got a wife
like Topanga,

I ain't leaving
the house!

Bus hits you anyway.

Now, what's that called?

Fate.

Doesn't matter
if you stay in or go out,

your life is predestined,
and there's nothing
you can do about it.

So you mean that bus

is going to drive
right through my house
to get to me?

Yes, it is.

I'll miss you, buddy.

All right, guys,
we got to get out of here.

Now, uh,
I read your papers,

and most of them were bad.

This isn't high school
anymore.

Free up your minds.

You're smarter than these.

Shawnie! Shawnie,
this guy is awesome.

I've been waiting
a thousand years for
a teacher like this.

Yeah, high school
is amateur night.

It's not like
Feeny at all.

He treats us
like equals.

Feeny was like a parent.
This guy's a friend.

I know.

You're a good teacher,
but a bad pool player.

You owe me a coffee.

All right.
Anybody else?

It's on me.
Coffee.

Coffee.
Coffee.

Hey, guys, I only
have two hands here.

Topanga, you want
to help me out?

Sure.

You know, actually,
I wanted to thank you.

What did I do?

You took my class.
You challenged things.

A teacher likes a student
who participates
and shakes things up.

Makes class
more exciting.

Thanks. Thanks a lot.

Keep it up.

Five coffees.

"If we don't
challenge our leaders,

"we have no right
to complain over
how they lead."

That's a quote
from my paper.

It was a good paper.

You got a little
lazy on the summary,

but we'll go
over it, okay?

How's campus life?

Well, Angela
and I are in McKay,

so small rooms,
lousy food.

Welcome to college.

Good afternoon,
Dean Bolander.

Stuart.

George.

What are you
drinking, George?

Oh, I'll get it.

New teacher on campus.

I don't know how
professional it would be

to accept a drink
from your boss.

What are you
drinking, George?

Double-blended nonfat
no-whip frappuccino.

Not used to letting people
do things for you, are you?

Well, I usually
take care of myself.

Well, just relax.

You're right.

(SIGHS)

Do you think I could
have a biscotti, too?

I'm not rich, Feeny.

(ENUNCIATING)
I don't like him.

(INAUDIBLE)

You don't know him, Eric.

He's a very cool guy.

I'm telling you
something, Cory.

I have a gift, okay?
I know people.

Hello! Wow!

Look at that.

How would you like
to come home to that
every day?

We do come
home to that.

It's Rachel!

You unbelievable,
incredible buffoon.

Oh, hey, guys.

Oh, hey, Rachel.

No, anyway,
I'm telling you,

I have a feel
for these things, okay?

This guy is no Feeny.

This guy couldn't even
clap Feeny's erasers.

Feeny!

Yo! Having coffee with
the dean. Whoo, Feeny!

You know what, Eric,
sooner or later

you're going to have
to cut this cord from Feeny

and see what else
is out there.

I'm telling you,
if there's one thing
I know it's people, okay?

I've lived among them.
It's like a fifth sense.

You mean sixth sense?

No, dude, that's smell.
You got to be
lucky to get that.

Anyway,
this Stanley guy...

Stuart!

Stuart guy...
I'm telling you,
he's bad news.

You trust me.

(INAUDIBLE)

(KNOCKING ON DOOR)

Hey!

Hi!
Oh!

Hey, Stuart.

Hanson,
you owe me a paper.

I don't believe in grades,
but I'll flunk your butt.

Hey, I was
in the neighborhood,

and we talked about
going over the paper,
so, okay?

Great. Sure. Thanks.

All right.

Angela, I don't
have your paper,

but we can discuss
what I remember.

Oh, no, that's cool.

We're actually on our way
to the student union.

Why don't you go
down there and I'll meet
you down there later?

Okay. You two leave
the door open.

Oh, get out of here.

Is that your mom?

Yeah. That was taken
on Martha's Vineyard.

She's real pretty.

Thank you.

Sit down.

Topanga, this paper
was too good

to fizzle out
on the conclusion.

You're too smart for that.

Here. Look.

"It is possible to cross
the line morally

"and yet not cross
the line actually."

Now, that's vague.

I don't know what
you're talking about.

Why? The paper was on
morality and ethics,

and I was just saying there
are definite gray areas.

I know what
the paper's about,

because, you see,
I assigned it.

I just... I want you
to be more specific.

The devil's
in the details.

I'm sitting here with you,
for example, right?

Yeah.

I'm your teacher,
and I find you attractive.

But we're talking
about the assignment.

Now have we
crossed the line?

I don't think so, no.

I'm your teacher and
I think you're attractive.

And now we're not
talking about the paper.

Have we crossed the line?

What?

Okay.

What if I said to you
that I think about you,

and I'd like to see you
more than just on
Tuesdays and Thursdays?

See where it gets gray?

When did you go
to the Vineyard?

Two summers ago.

Beautiful, isn't it?

Okay, one more.

We're adults

and I'm telling you
that I'd like to get
to know you better.

And that's what
I'm going to do.

Stuart, you're
making me uncomfortable.
I want you to leave.

That's not what you want.

What?

Hey.

If I wasn't such
a trusting boyfriend,
this would look bad.

How come you don't
make house calls
on me, Stuart?

'Cause I'm talking to
the brains of the family.

Hey, I'm going to
leave you two alone.

Uh, Topanga,
we'll finish this later.

Boy, you got
to love that.

I mean, Feeny wouldn't be
caught dead in a dorm room.

Shawn's right
about this guy.

He is in a whole
other league.

I didn't like him
being here.

I didn't like it at all.

What's wrong?

Are you okay?

Oh, so you take your middle
name and you put it with
the street that you live on.

And that's your
soap opera name?

Yeah. Like mine is
Kimberly Beaumont.

Jonathan Cumberland.

Eric, your middle name
is Randall.

Tony Randall.

The Odd Couple!

Don't you listen
to the rules?

Who is Tony Randall?

Right. You win.

(SCOFFS)

I always win.

Stuart, Stuart.

Hey!
Hey, Romeo.

Listen, can I talk
to you on the patio
for a second?

Cory, your paper
was pedestrian.

This isn't
high school anymore.

You gotta take chances.

We're not talking
about the paper.

Yeah?

Yeah, uh, Topanga's
real uncomfortable
about your dorm visit.

Why?

She thought
you were hitting on her.

What if I was?

"What if I was?"

My soap opera name is
Patrick Trailer Park.

(ALL LAUGHING)

Well, mine is Shanaynay
Martin Luther King Boulevard.

Gosh, I gotta get
some black friends.

So, Topanga, what's
your middle name?

I don't want to play.

Why not?

I have a weird
middle name.

Your first name's
Topanga.

What could your
middle name be?
Shmuboogie?

Congratulations.

You just got yourself
kicked out of college.

How could you
do this to Stuart?

Shawn, I don't know, okay.
I've never hit anybody before.

Most of the time when
you spin out of control,
it's funny.

But this time,
I think you went too far.

You could get
in trouble for this, Cor.

Hey, no matter
what happened,
we're behind you.

No matter what happened.

The first time
in my life
I hit somebody,

and it's a teacher.
Oh!

You idiot! I thought
you hit a student.

What on earth
could have possessed
you to do this, Cory?

You hit a teacher?

What did he say?
Did he threaten you?

No.

Did he hit you?
No.

What did he do?

He made a move
on Topanga.

In the class?

No, in her dorm room.

Okay, I saw the whole thing.
I can testify in court.

That teacher hit, I repeat,
hit young Cory Matthews.

No, I hit him, Eric.

Yeah, I know, I saw, man.
That dude sailed.

Look, Mom, Dad, you know
about my fifth sense, right?

You've told us
about it, yes.

I'm telling you
something, it's working
overtime right now.

I can feel it in my veins.
This guy's bad.

You can't talk to that woman.

She's the dean
of the university,

and you can't
reason with her.

"This is a university.

"The university has rules."

Well, I have rules,
too, missy!

You know what?
This guy knows
what he did. Okay?

And he deserves what he got.

This is all
gonna go away.

The dean has
scheduled a hearing.

There's a possibility
that Cory could get
kicked out of school.

Come with me.
Come with me now.

Do it, do it, do it.

Why? Why are you my friend?

Why can't I have
better friends?

Eric. Eric, what
are you doing?

All right, you see
that guy over there?
Don't look, don't look.

That's the guy that
hit young Cory Matthews.

Now, I have a plan.
You have to listen carefully,

because this is
extremely complicated.

I want you to go over there
and flaunt yourself.

I'm not gonna
do that, Eric.

All right, Rachel,
you go.

What?

You know,
just tease him.

Trap him.
Do what women do.

It's ingrained.
You know, it's the...

(GIGGLING)

I'm a pretty girl.

Eric, I'm not gonna
go over there
and flaunt myself.

You will flaunt!

Come here, listen to me.

If there was
ever a problem
in your family,

there's nothing
I would not do
to help them.

I would go to prison
for your family.

Do you know why?
Because we live
together,

and I feel like I am
part of your family.

Except when I
dream about you,

and you're in that
little pink robe,

and you start
doing that thing...

Fine!

All right, now here.
Practice on Jack.

Oh, Eric.

Practice!

Okay.

Hi, Stuart.
How are you doing?

I hear you're
a really good teacher.

(SCOFFS)

I'm more woman
than that.

Shut up!

(EXHALING)

Sorry.

(WHISPERING)

What did you say?

Wait a second. What,
am I too tall for you?

Is it the fiery red hair?

Is the little boy afraid
of a commitment?

Well, you know what?
I will not allow you
to reject me.

I'm gonna reject you!

You will not hurt me!

Jack, if there was ever
anyone in your family...

I'm not flirting
with a guy, okay?

I don't care
if they give your
brother the chair.

You did cross the line.

You used a position
of power unethically,

and Cory protected me
the only way he knew how.

And now it's my turn
to do the same thing for him.

You leave Cory alone.
You make this go away,

or I'll tell the dean
that you came on to me.

You came on to me.

What?

See you
at the hearing.

All right, first of all,
this is not a trial,

so let's not make
a big courtroom drama
out of it.

(THE PEOPLE'S COURT
THEME PLAYING)

(MUSIC STOPS)

Your Honor,
Jonathan Cumberland
for the defense.

Unbelievable.

Mr. Matthews, leave.

Mr. Feeny,
we're partners,
man, you know.

Feeny and Cumberland,
Cumberland and Feeny.

Feeny and Feeny
and Feeny and Eric.

But mostly Feeny
because I love my brother
and I want to help.

Thanks, Eric.

Look, Mr. Feeny,
I know you got a thing
going with the dean,

all right,
so if it looks like
we're gonna lose,

just (SNIFFS) play
the love card, okay?

Will you shut up?

Unbelievable.

All right, Stuart,

what happened?

I was in the student union

when Cory asked me
to step outside.

I thought it was to talk about
a bad grade I gave him

on a paper which
I called "pedestrian."

He then accused me
of making a move on
Topanga Lawrence

and then he hit me.

What were you doing in
Topanga Lawrence's room?

I was going over
her paper.

In her room?
That sounds odd to me.

My students and I
have a relationship
outside of the classroom,

which allows us
to connect better
inside the classroom.

Well, ask any of them.

Shawn?

Do you have any problems
with my teaching methods?

No.

In fact, didn't you
just tell me

that I was the best teacher
that you ever had?

Yeah, yeah, I did.

Why do you think that?

I don't think
it really matters
what I think.

I'd really be interested
to hear your answer.

(CLEARS THROAT)

You treat us like equals.

Like adults.

I guess a lot of teachers,

you know, you feel
like they treat you
like a kid.

Like Mr. Feeny,
for example.

Mr. Feeny's
a really good teacher.

Yeah, but he...
He treats you like a kid.

Okay, you made
your point, Stuart.

We've had Mr. Feeny
in grade school

and in high school, too,

so maybe he feels like
he has to protect us.

I don't know.

I'm sorry, Mr. Feeny.

Don't worry about it, Shawn.

How did you know
what dormitory
Topanga was in?

She told me.

She told me she lived
in the McKay dorms.

She offered it
to me unprompted.

Isn't that right, Topanga?

Yes, that's true,
but that wasn't...

Thank you.

Did you really
think it was proper...

I mean, I'm talking about
simple, human propriety...

To be in a young
female student's bedroom?

A dorm room.

Also serves as a living room.

Or a TV room or a study.

It was not a bedroom
when I was in there.

Stuart, do you believe
as a college professor

that it's okay to be
alone in a dorm room

with a young
female student?

The door was open.

I even asked her
roommate to stay.

In fact, it was Topanga
who shooed Angela away,
isn't that right, Topanga?

She was on her way
to the student union.
I didn't feel...

Thank you.

Any more questions, George?

Just one.

Is it okay if I
rip off your head

and roll it
down the hallway?

George, you and I both know

that a teacher is only
as effective as the
respect he is given,

and Cory's show
of disrespect

undermines me
and this university.

And your show
of disrespect
undermines me.

Miss Lawrence.

You know what you did.

I didn't do anything.

He made a move on Topanga.

On my fiancee.

He used his power
and authority

to take advantage of her,

and he told me
that there was
nothing I could do

and that he was
never gonna stop.

So I did something.

I mean, I realize, Dean,

that this wasn't
the smartest thing
in the world to do,

but it was all I could
come up with at the time.

Striking a member
of this faculty
is inexcusable,

no matter what
the provocation.

Can I say something
real quick?

Yes.

Cory,

it's okay with me
that you hit him.

Thanks, Shawn.

It's okay with Shawn.

Well, it's not
okay with me.

According to the bylaws
of this university,

I am bound to expel
or suspend any student

for striking an educator
for any reason whatsoever.

Dean, I beg you
to reconsider this.

George, sit down.

You can't protect
them anymore.

Cory Matthews,

I hereby suspend you
from this university

for a period of

one day.

One day?

You are, however,

under probation for the
remainder of this term,

and I will not take kindly

to your solving
any more problems

with anything but words.

You don't have to
worry about it, Dean.
Thank you.

Dean, he hit a teacher.

A teacher must be someone
a student can trust.

The second the teacher
uses pressure on a student

for any reason whatsoever,
other than academic,

that trust is destroyed.

Well, there must be some
sort of misunderstanding,

because as a teacher, I...

Stuart...
This is a teacher, Stuart.

I'm not sure
what you are,

but you can be certain
I'm going to find out.

This hearing is adjourned.

Everybody go home.

(SIGHS)

I am so sorry
you had to go
through all this.

Thanks for sticking
by us, George.

You all right, buddy?

Yeah.

Bye, baby.
Bye.

I don't know how
I could've
compared him to you.

Oh, well...

I guess, uh, college
is a lot different
than high school, huh?

I'm afraid so, Cory.

I'm also afraid that
the dean is right.

I've tried to protect you
for too long

in the shelters
of high school.

This is a major university,
and this is life,

and these things happen.

And you're not
children anymore.

(SCOFFS)

We're not
children anymore.

When did that
happen?

I don't know.
Today, I think.

You guys want to get
ice cream or something?

Yeah.

Good.