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- Howdy!
- Here we go.
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Understand our, uh, our sons
got into a bit of a fight.
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Yeah, sure did.
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I'm sorry I hit you.
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How do you not know "Call of Duty"?
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Gotta admit, it's kinda weird he
never heard of "Call of Duty."
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I mean, game's been around for years.
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There's, like, 15 versions of it.
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Yeah, well, uh, we don't, uh, we don't
play video games at our house.
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But that's okay if y'all do.
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That's weird.
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Yeah, why don't you, uh, tell
him the thing we talked about?
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Go on.
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I hope...
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I hope we can be together
next time in harmony.
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Well, uh, we'll look into that.
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Come on, pal.
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Huh?
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I wish Travis was nice
to me after I apologized.
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Well, you can't control
other people, bud.
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We can only control ourselves.
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The more I think about it, the
more I wanna punch him again.
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Yeah, that's called insecurity.
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You keep practicing what
you just did over there,
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and you'll grow.
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You'll be a better person for it.
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But even his dad wasn't nice.
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I picked up on that.
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But you didn't see me get mad, did you?
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No.
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I know how you feel, buddy.
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You know, your dad used to get mad.
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A lot.
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But, uh, eventually, I was able
to control those feelings,
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and then I had you, and I changed.
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I'm really proud of you.
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It's a hard thing that you did.
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You messed up, but you
took responsibility for it.
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It's the right way to live.
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Oh, I don't think we have time for that.
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- I think I can do it.
- Let's try it.
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Here we go. Okay, you ready?
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Let Dad do that. Let Dad do that.
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- Dad'll do it.
- Okay.
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Dad's gonna do it. Okay? Here we go.
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No. Pick it up. Pick it up.
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... his face is the penny,
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as well as the $5 bill.
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Lincoln was born February
12th, 1809, in Kentucky.
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His family was very poor
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and lived in a one-room log cabin.
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Later, when Lincoln was 9 years old,
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his mother suddenly died.
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Stupid bull got up there and
got his horn stuck in my bumper.
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About pulled it off.
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So now, I gotta replace that,
I gotta replace the...
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Here y'all go. Got your
breakfast right here.
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- Thank you, Miss Emily.
- Now, who needs a warm-up?
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I'll take one.
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Kyle? How you doin' this morning?
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- You enjoying a short stack?
- I sure am, Miss Ginny.
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Oh...
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I'm gonna need a fucking Xanny.
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Oh! Mm!
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Oh, hey. Did I tell you?
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- Amber made cheer squad.
- Oh, hey, that's so great.
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You must be so proud.
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Oh, yeah. We're havin' a
big shindig to celebrate.
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You should come.
We're gonna fry a turkey.
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Oh, you know, I'd love to, but...
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we got Clark's mom, so...
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Oh, well, bring 'em all.
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Yeah, I know, but she's, um...
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She's hooked up to all them machines,
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and I'm afraid to... unplug 'em.
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Oh, that's fuckin' stressful.
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Yep.
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Shit's real stressful.
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Uh...
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Bevel told me he jerks off to you.
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Hey, Emily.
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What are you doin' right now?
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Cashing out.
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That's cool.
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That's really fuckin' cool.
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Cool.
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And apparently, he was a lawyer
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before he became the president.
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Did you know that?
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I knew that, yeah.
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I think it's a good thing
for John to see that stuff.
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You know, that, I don't know,
despite his circumstances,
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he could be a lawyer.
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Yeah, no, totally.
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I think it's great he's learning
about all that now.
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I mean, I don't think I learned
about George Washington
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or Abe Lincoln till I
was much older, so...
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Yeah, totally.
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What else did you guys learn about?
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You mean, what else did I teach him?
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Uh-huh.
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Oh, just basic math.
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You know, I wanna get
into long division...
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math stuff, two plus two.
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Things that, basically, you
know, what we could try to do
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is come up with stuff with,
like, division, things like that.
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You know, that's what I'm hoping...
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Hey, what do you guys want for dinner?
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You know what I like about Old Abe?
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And, uh, it's actually
something I relate to
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which is he had this beautiful
combination of, um...
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What was it? Pragmatism,
optimism, and compromise.
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Absolutely. I see that.
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No, what you said. Um...
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Pragmatism, optimism,
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- and compromise.
- And compromise. Yeah.
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'Cause I-I think that's
the building blocks
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of anyone worth his salt.
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I really do.
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And he's now on a penny.
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No, he's a real success story,
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that Abe Lincoln,
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'cause he worked hard,
and now he's on a penny.
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And a lot of pennies
can buy you socks...
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um...
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shoelaces.
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You use those.
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I've seen you.
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Um...
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hairpins...
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He's an intricate part
of our life, John.
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Mm-hmm.
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How's your food, John?
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Pretty good, right? Chicken pot pie?
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You gotta stop drinking at work.
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I don't drink at work.
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Sally, you came home drunk.
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I know, but I didn't drink at work.
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Okay, but it's gotta stop.
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- You drink beer.
- I'm throwing the wine away.
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- You drink beer.
- Yeah, I drink beer,
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and I know when to stop.
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Look, you're setting a
terrible example for our son.
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- You understand?
- I'll stop when you stop.
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I'm not horse trading with you, okay?
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Now, let's... let's just try to unwind
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with no drinks.
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Please?
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Please?
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Sally, don't answer me with a look.
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Hey, guys.
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Today, I'm gonna tell you all the
messed-up shit Abraham Lincoln did
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that you'll never find in history books.
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Number six on today's
countdown of "Heroes Exposed"
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is old Honest Abe.
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I love Tom, and...
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I think I'm ready to get married.
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Oh, boy.
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Marriage is like a...
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package of jelly beans.
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At first, it's fantastic.
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Strawberry. Watermelon. Grape?
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And then one day,
you get black licorice,
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and you think to yourself, why
did I get these jelly beans?
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But, Mom, what if I love black licorice?
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Honey, nobody likes black licorice.
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The more you focus on your pain,
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the more you focus on your pity,
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the bigger it gets,
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and the more you doubt God.
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In moments like this,
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I think of Daniel in the lion's den.
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If Daniel were to focus on those lions,
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how would he sleep?
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He wouldn't!
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He'd be scared to death,
waitin' to be eaten alive!
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Now, how did he survive?
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He survived because he
focused not on the lions,
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but God.
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See, you can't focus on the
pain, the pity, the fear.
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You focus on what made those lions.
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God.
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God will deliver us.
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God acts on behalf of
those who wait for him.
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God acts on behalf of
those... who wait for Him.
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Peace be with you.
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And also with you.
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Now, give thanks.
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And may you go in love and peace.
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- Peace be with you.
- Peace be with you.
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Buddy. Peace be with you, pal.
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Look at everything God's given us, John.
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It's beautiful.
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We gotta honor it.
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- You know what I mean?
- Mm-hmm.
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Gotta keep everything
on God's land safe.
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Everything from the
ants to the giant trees.
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- There's giant trees?
- Oh, yeah. It's nuts.
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You know, you gotta honor humans.
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You gotta honor Dad.
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Dad's gotta honor you.
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- What about Mom?
- Mom. Sure.
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Gotta honor Mom.
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- She cries a lot.
- Oh, yes. Yes, she does.
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But, you know what? Like I've said...
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there's happy cry, and
then there's sad cry
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and then there's, uh...
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Well, there's Mom cry,
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and that can be very loud and scary.
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I feel like I have a pretty
good way of talking her down.
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As long as I'm calm,
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and I'm saying, you know,
"You need to stop yelling
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and you're spitting when you talk."
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You know, those are things...
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Ah.
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So close.
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All right.
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That was a pretty good throw.
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Thought you said you
didn't know how to play.
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You're gettin' the hang of it.
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Maybe a little wild, but you got this.
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Oh, yeah. There you go.
Now, you got this.
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Yeah!
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Here, you can have this.
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You know, you're good
enough to play right field.
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Yeah?
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Yeah, so next time your Dad takes a nap,
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why don't you come on over to my place,
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and I can show you how to hit?
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It's not that hard.
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Okay. Thanks.
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All good.
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- Can I ask you a question?
- Sure.
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Does your mom wear hair
on top of her own hair?
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- Hey, Dad?
- Yeah?
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Did you get that comforter?
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No.
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My room's cold.
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Listen, John, do you know th-the story
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of the feeding of the five thousand?
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See, wh-what happened was
Jesus was in the desert
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with a bunch of his buddies,
about 5,000 of them,
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and they were all hungry,
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and all they had was a piece
of fish and a piece of bread.
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You know what Jesus did?
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He multiplied it all,
and he fed all of them.
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- So, you did get my comforter?
- No.
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No, th-the point of the story
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is that God gives you
exactly what you need.
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And don't whine.
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Ooh! My Lincoln book. Thank you.
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I need that.
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Go check on him.
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Hey. Hey, Todd! You okay?
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Todd, wake up, boy. You okay?
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- You better call someone.
- Yeah.
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- Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
- Oh, no.
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Noah? Noah!
262
00:13:51,690 --> 00:13:53,650
- Noah!
- He's not breathing.
263
00:13:53,660 --> 00:13:54,688
Should we call for help?
264
00:13:57,830 --> 00:13:58,980
Mom?
265
00:14:00,200 --> 00:14:01,220
Mom?
266
00:14:04,880 --> 00:14:07,180
John? What's wrong?
267
00:14:07,200 --> 00:14:09,580
I don't wanna get killed by a baseball.
268
00:14:09,590 --> 00:14:13,560
What? Who told you that?
269
00:14:13,580 --> 00:14:15,375
Daddy.
270
00:14:15,380 --> 00:14:16,780
Clark.
271
00:14:21,980 --> 00:14:23,840
Can you come lay with me?
272
00:14:23,860 --> 00:14:24,980
Clark!
273
00:14:50,160 --> 00:14:52,020
Woo!
274
00:14:52,030 --> 00:14:53,810
- You better do it!
- Nice!
275
00:14:53,830 --> 00:14:56,390
Sick-ass motherfucker!
276
00:14:57,720 --> 00:14:59,060
Nice car!
277
00:15:19,070 --> 00:15:21,160
Yeah, he's in jail.
278
00:15:21,830 --> 00:15:23,260
And this is your brother?
279
00:15:24,240 --> 00:15:25,946
Dom, yeah.
280
00:15:25,950 --> 00:15:27,420
Wow.
281
00:15:28,400 --> 00:15:30,380
Did anyone die in the robbery?
282
00:15:31,080 --> 00:15:32,840
Fuckin' teller.
283
00:15:34,050 --> 00:15:36,000
The guy he was robbing the bank with
284
00:15:36,010 --> 00:15:38,440
fuckin' blasted this poor teller.
285
00:15:42,100 --> 00:15:44,255
Well, how'd that make your brother feel?
286
00:15:45,390 --> 00:15:48,690
Uh, what do you mean
"How did it make him feel?"
287
00:15:50,430 --> 00:15:51,800
You rob a fuckin' bank,
288
00:15:51,810 --> 00:15:54,620
the probability of someone
gettin' jacked is high.
289
00:15:57,660 --> 00:15:59,060
That's hot.
290
00:16:03,220 --> 00:16:04,560
Yeah?
291
00:16:05,640 --> 00:16:06,680
Yeah.
292
00:16:07,410 --> 00:16:08,540
Yeah...
293
00:16:09,320 --> 00:16:10,980
You ever done anything like that?
294
00:16:13,000 --> 00:16:15,950
What? Blast some fools?
295
00:16:15,960 --> 00:16:17,140
Yeah.
296
00:16:18,320 --> 00:16:19,708
Yeah.
297
00:16:21,040 --> 00:16:23,040
And how did it make you feel?
298
00:16:24,600 --> 00:16:26,798
Uh... Like a god.
299
00:16:27,780 --> 00:16:29,630
Like a bad boy god?
300
00:16:29,640 --> 00:16:31,020
Uh-huh.
301
00:16:32,520 --> 00:16:34,305
Are you a bad boy?
302
00:16:36,580 --> 00:16:38,060
You know it, girl.
303
00:16:43,410 --> 00:16:45,400
- Gimme your foot.
- What?
304
00:16:45,410 --> 00:16:46,660
Gimme your foot.
305
00:16:49,760 --> 00:16:51,300
No, take your shoe off.
306
00:17:03,380 --> 00:17:04,820
What do you think of that?
307
00:17:08,340 --> 00:17:09,920
Impressive.
308
00:17:12,520 --> 00:17:15,420
All I do at night is think
about your mouth on my dick.
309
00:17:16,980 --> 00:17:18,280
Hm.
310
00:17:18,300 --> 00:17:19,460
Okay.
311
00:17:20,800 --> 00:17:22,270
Like you're sucking it.
312
00:17:22,280 --> 00:17:23,820
No, I got it.
313
00:17:30,790 --> 00:17:32,363
Well, I have to go to the bathroom.
314
00:18:24,000 --> 00:18:27,300
Oh... fuck, girl.
315
00:18:27,310 --> 00:18:30,340
You don't suck this shit now,
I'm gonna explode.
316
00:18:57,100 --> 00:19:00,030
Stop. Stop! Stop!
317
00:19:02,210 --> 00:19:03,930
Please... stop!
318
00:19:31,490 --> 00:19:34,790
I... I won't tell anyone. I won't...
319
00:19:39,200 --> 00:19:40,500
I know.
320
00:19:53,680 --> 00:19:55,020
I'm sorry.
321
00:19:55,820 --> 00:19:56,940
No, you're not.
322
00:20:24,220 --> 00:20:27,020
That looks like it is the last of it.
323
00:20:32,010 --> 00:20:34,980
Wait a minute. What's that over there?
324
00:20:37,160 --> 00:20:38,460
I don't know.
325
00:20:38,480 --> 00:20:40,040
Why don't you go check it out?
326
00:20:49,690 --> 00:20:51,240
It's got your picture.
327
00:20:52,700 --> 00:20:54,220
And medals and stuff.
328
00:20:54,960 --> 00:20:56,400
Wow.
329
00:20:56,410 --> 00:20:57,730
Huh.
330
00:20:57,750 --> 00:20:59,654
How'd you find this?
I've been looking for this.
331
00:21:00,980 --> 00:21:02,440
You were in war?
332
00:21:03,720 --> 00:21:05,480
Well, John...
333
00:21:07,250 --> 00:21:09,550
I was gonna wait to tell you this.
334
00:21:10,560 --> 00:21:12,400
But... Ooh, let's do this on the swing.
335
00:21:13,480 --> 00:21:15,290
Uh...
336
00:21:15,300 --> 00:21:16,680
Yeah. I was in war.
337
00:21:18,140 --> 00:21:19,360
I was a Marine.
338
00:21:20,850 --> 00:21:23,303
- A soldier?
- Yeah.
339
00:21:24,100 --> 00:21:26,180
Marines are the best soldiers.
340
00:21:27,690 --> 00:21:30,240
Some call me Marine. Other people...
341
00:21:31,190 --> 00:21:32,460
Well, they call me a hero,
342
00:21:32,480 --> 00:21:34,750
but I don't like putting
labels on things.
343
00:21:37,030 --> 00:21:38,500
You wanna keep that in your room?
344
00:21:39,560 --> 00:21:42,830
You know, I found out some,
uh, interesting information
345
00:21:42,840 --> 00:21:44,590
about our buddy Abe Lincoln.
346
00:21:45,580 --> 00:21:49,950
Turns out, he had a bunch
of Native Americans killed.
347
00:21:49,960 --> 00:21:52,260
Executed. Yeah.
348
00:21:53,720 --> 00:21:56,900
He also proposed to Black people
that they go back to Africa.
349
00:21:59,680 --> 00:22:03,240
Got hundreds of men killed
at Shiloh and Antietam.
350
00:22:06,100 --> 00:22:07,440
News to me.
351
00:22:10,800 --> 00:22:12,080
Saint Augustin?
352
00:22:13,150 --> 00:22:15,563
The man was addicted
to bathhouses, John.
353
00:22:16,410 --> 00:22:19,460
Now, he's, what,
third-most googled saint?
354
00:22:19,480 --> 00:22:20,680
Something like that.
355
00:22:23,720 --> 00:22:25,280
Gandhi?
356
00:22:25,290 --> 00:22:28,050
The original hippie? Gandhi?
357
00:22:29,380 --> 00:22:31,662
He, uh... Wait. I read it.
358
00:22:31,670 --> 00:22:34,280
Gandhi, uh, what'd he do?
359
00:22:34,300 --> 00:22:35,840
Oh, yeah. His wife had pneumonia.
360
00:22:35,860 --> 00:22:37,877
Doctors said, "You gotta
give her penicillin,"
361
00:22:37,880 --> 00:22:40,100
but he said no because
of religious beliefs.
362
00:22:40,120 --> 00:22:41,580
But then, when he got malaria,
363
00:22:41,600 --> 00:22:42,860
he said, "Give me the drugs."
364
00:22:44,000 --> 00:22:45,050
Tricky.
365
00:22:47,240 --> 00:22:48,870
Tricky legacy.
366
00:23:17,630 --> 00:23:18,920
Fuck.
367
00:23:19,700 --> 00:23:21,020
It's the other one, honey.
368
00:23:29,220 --> 00:23:30,600
All right,
369
00:23:30,610 --> 00:23:32,580
You and John go get in the bathtub.
370
00:25:59,780 --> 00:26:02,420
This summer, she's back,
371
00:26:02,440 --> 00:26:05,540
and she's looking for vengeance.
372
00:26:05,560 --> 00:26:08,630
"Megagirls 4."
373
00:26:11,100 --> 00:26:13,930
And he is incorrigible.
374
00:26:13,940 --> 00:26:17,790
The Magical Boy."
375
00:26:23,490 --> 00:26:25,219
I'm sorry. I didn't know what to do.
376
00:26:25,220 --> 00:26:27,315
- It's fine. Where is he?
- He's over there.
377
00:26:28,620 --> 00:26:29,780
Okay.
378
00:26:35,120 --> 00:26:37,740
- He said he's Gene Cousineau?
- That's what he said.
379
00:26:37,750 --> 00:26:40,140
- Did he show you ID?
- He didn't have any.
380
00:26:40,160 --> 00:26:41,787
He didn't come in a car. He walked up.
381
00:26:46,800 --> 00:26:48,060
I don't think it's him.
382
00:26:49,300 --> 00:26:50,700
Let me Google image.
383
00:26:56,340 --> 00:26:57,580
What do you think?
384
00:26:59,230 --> 00:27:01,223
I don't know. Both dudes are old.
385
00:27:05,820 --> 00:27:07,850
Hi. Where did you come from?
386
00:27:08,910 --> 00:27:11,484
I've been out of the
country a long time.
387
00:27:12,320 --> 00:27:14,570
Okay. And who did you wanna speak with?
388
00:27:14,580 --> 00:27:18,199
I'd like to talk to the person
who runs Warner Brothers.
389
00:27:18,200 --> 00:27:19,784
Okay. About what?
390
00:27:19,790 --> 00:27:22,700
Something that's come to
my attention recently.
391
00:27:22,710 --> 00:27:24,038
And what's that?
392
00:27:24,040 --> 00:27:26,640
I would rather talk to him.
393
00:27:26,660 --> 00:27:28,084
Well, I work for him,
394
00:27:28,090 --> 00:27:30,480
so I think you'll need to tell
me, and I'll relay it to him.
395
00:27:30,500 --> 00:27:32,980
I would feel more
comfortable talking to him.
396
00:27:34,720 --> 00:27:36,008
Well, I can't do that.
397
00:27:36,010 --> 00:27:37,385
Why?
398
00:27:37,390 --> 00:27:38,889
Because I don't think
you're Gene Cousineau.
399
00:27:38,890 --> 00:27:40,513
Why?
400
00:27:40,520 --> 00:27:43,391
Because he's been missing,
presumed dead, for eight years.
401
00:27:44,520 --> 00:27:47,810
If you're planning what
I think you're planning,
402
00:27:47,820 --> 00:27:50,060
you're gonna want to talk to me.
403
00:27:56,000 --> 00:27:57,160
Keep him here.
404
00:28:03,000 --> 00:28:04,240
Clean livin'.
405
00:28:04,250 --> 00:28:08,200
My whole life has been a
testament to clean livin'.
406
00:28:09,220 --> 00:28:12,500
I never touched the alcohol,
407
00:28:12,520 --> 00:28:14,670
the drugs, crappy food.
408
00:28:15,920 --> 00:28:20,100
Hell, I've been married to the
same woman since I was 18.
409
00:28:20,120 --> 00:28:21,620
Years of clean living.
410
00:28:21,630 --> 00:28:24,780
You'd think I'd be able to
judge people correctly, right?
411
00:28:25,420 --> 00:28:26,475
Yeah.
412
00:28:27,010 --> 00:28:29,311
Well, I thank you, Emily.
413
00:28:29,320 --> 00:28:32,500
Oh, hey, that's no problem.
414
00:28:33,990 --> 00:28:35,484
You're a very brave woman.
415
00:28:35,490 --> 00:28:38,360
Most people turn a blind eye,
416
00:28:38,380 --> 00:28:40,720
especially with a punk like Bevel.
417
00:28:43,500 --> 00:28:44,740
I think what took me in
418
00:28:44,750 --> 00:28:47,640
was how much he reminded
me of my grandson.
419
00:28:49,740 --> 00:28:51,290
I thought some honest work
420
00:28:51,310 --> 00:28:54,640
would show him the joys of clean livin'.
421
00:28:54,660 --> 00:28:56,720
- And then...
- He steals from you.
422
00:28:57,470 --> 00:28:59,842
Till tappin' little bastard.
423
00:28:59,850 --> 00:29:01,300
Mm-hmm.
424
00:29:01,310 --> 00:29:05,360
Well, you two are angels.
425
00:29:06,700 --> 00:29:08,640
I'll find a replacement soon.
426
00:29:14,280 --> 00:29:15,740
I'm not surprised.
427
00:29:17,160 --> 00:29:19,590
I've thought about tapping the till.
428
00:29:20,870 --> 00:29:23,880
But I got such a guilty conscious.
429
00:29:24,580 --> 00:29:27,470
Probably just end up blowin'
my fuckin' brains out.
430
00:29:29,420 --> 00:29:32,540
In honor of the finale
of "Just Desserts,"
431
00:29:32,560 --> 00:29:34,980
we sit down with Natalie Greer,
432
00:29:35,000 --> 00:29:39,110
the mind behind a show
that defined a generation.
433
00:29:41,520 --> 00:29:43,180
So, we were on patrol,
434
00:29:44,040 --> 00:29:45,200
and we came to this village
435
00:29:45,210 --> 00:29:47,020
and two elders were
arguing over who killed
436
00:29:47,040 --> 00:29:48,260
the other person's donkey,
437
00:29:48,280 --> 00:29:51,140
which was a typical
occurrence over there.
438
00:29:51,940 --> 00:29:54,580
And then, uh, a shot rang out.
439
00:29:56,040 --> 00:29:57,720
And do you know who was shot?
440
00:29:57,740 --> 00:29:58,820
Who?
441
00:29:59,720 --> 00:30:00,880
Albert.
442
00:30:01,580 --> 00:30:03,260
- Your best friend?
- Yeah.
443
00:30:05,680 --> 00:30:07,830
And I heard them shout my name.
444
00:30:07,840 --> 00:30:10,480
"Medic! Medic! Get up here!"
445
00:30:11,550 --> 00:30:14,050
So, I ran up there, and when I
found him, he was all messed up.
446
00:30:14,060 --> 00:30:15,300
He looked terrible.
447
00:30:16,340 --> 00:30:18,339
And they told me, they said,
"Clark, he's a goner."
448
00:30:18,340 --> 00:30:21,520
And I said, "Not on my watch."
449
00:30:22,770 --> 00:30:24,100
And I patched him up.
450
00:30:25,580 --> 00:30:26,860
And I saved his life.
451
00:30:27,980 --> 00:30:30,060
Did you kill the guys who shot him?
452
00:30:30,070 --> 00:30:32,280
No, no, no.
453
00:30:33,240 --> 00:30:35,500
No, my job was to protect our boys.
454
00:30:37,070 --> 00:30:38,920
Just like I'm protecting you, John.
455
00:30:43,200 --> 00:30:45,740
- I love you so much, Dad.
- Oh...
456
00:30:45,750 --> 00:30:46,880
I love you, too.
457
00:30:48,290 --> 00:30:49,840
I love you too, buddy.
458
00:30:51,540 --> 00:30:53,760
- _
- But it's just so crazy
459
00:30:53,780 --> 00:30:56,749
to have gone from, like,
being a chubby little kid
460
00:30:56,750 --> 00:30:58,960
who loves cupcakes to
then, all of a sudden,
461
00:30:58,980 --> 00:31:01,290
you know, the President
of the United States
462
00:31:01,300 --> 00:31:04,710
is quoting our show at
the State of the Union.
463
00:31:04,720 --> 00:31:07,100
Like, how did... how did we
get this lucky, you know?
464
00:31:07,120 --> 00:31:10,180
Like, we're so lucky.
465
00:31:10,190 --> 00:31:12,500
Do you know that we almost
fired you season two?
466
00:31:12,520 --> 00:31:14,059
Really?
467
00:31:14,060 --> 00:31:16,800
Yes! Because you weren't
good yet, you know?
468
00:31:16,820 --> 00:31:18,530
- _
- Y-You were a kid,
469
00:31:18,550 --> 00:31:19,982
so you were bad, but...
470
00:31:19,990 --> 00:31:21,750
Barry!
471
00:31:22,560 --> 00:31:24,230
Who's Barry?
472
00:31:24,250 --> 00:31:25,270
Shh.
473
00:31:27,440 --> 00:31:29,950
What?
474
00:31:30,960 --> 00:31:32,840
_
475
00:31:32,860 --> 00:31:35,000
They're making a movie about us.
476
00:31:42,390 --> 00:31:44,200
I'm gonna have to kill Cousineau.
477
00:31:45,549 --> 00:31:49,549
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