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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:20,013 --> 00:01:22,081 OHH! 2 00:01:22,082 --> 00:01:23,283 ROSEANNE... 3 00:01:23,283 --> 00:01:24,484 OHH! 4 00:01:24,484 --> 00:01:26,085 ROSEANNE, IT'S NOT THAT BAD. 5 00:01:26,086 --> 00:01:28,154 OH, THEY CALL THIS A HAIRCUT? 6 00:01:28,154 --> 00:01:30,789 IT LOOKS OK, REALLY. 7 00:01:30,790 --> 00:01:33,659 12 BUCKS, AND I LOOK JUST LIKE D.J. 8 00:01:35,662 --> 00:01:37,096 WHAT ARE YOU READING? 9 00:01:37,097 --> 00:01:39,699 MY POLICE MANUAL. 10 00:01:39,699 --> 00:01:41,200 WHAT? 11 00:01:41,201 --> 00:01:44,470 YOU KNOW, I COULD BE MAKING $3,000 A MONTH 12 00:01:44,471 --> 00:01:46,306 IF I GET ACCEPTED. 13 00:01:46,306 --> 00:01:47,173 YOU'RE JOKING. 14 00:01:47,173 --> 00:01:50,142 NO. I ALREADY APPLIED. 15 00:01:50,143 --> 00:01:51,410 KNOCK KNOCK. ANYBODY HOME. 16 00:01:51,411 --> 00:01:53,012 CUT IT OUT. 17 00:01:53,012 --> 00:01:54,213 I'LL HAVE YOU ARRESTED 18 00:01:54,214 --> 00:01:56,482 FOR ASSAULTING A FUTURE OFFICER. 19 00:01:56,483 --> 00:01:58,952 YOU'RE GOOFIN' ON ME, RIGHT? 20 00:01:58,952 --> 00:02:00,720 NOT THAT I KNOW OF. 21 00:02:00,720 --> 00:02:02,788 YOU MEAN TO TELL ME THAT YOU WENT AHEAD AND DID THIS 22 00:02:02,789 --> 00:02:04,323 WITHOUT EVEN TALKING TO ME? 23 00:02:04,324 --> 00:02:05,591 GOD, ROSEANNE, 24 00:02:05,592 --> 00:02:08,394 CAN'T YOU SHOW A LITTLE ENTHUSIASM FOR ME? 25 00:02:08,394 --> 00:02:10,195 I'M EXCITED ABOUT THIS. 26 00:02:10,196 --> 00:02:13,465 IF I WAS TO SHOW ENTHUSIASM EVERY TIME YOU GOT EXCITED, 27 00:02:13,466 --> 00:02:16,268 I WOULD'VE RUN OUT OF ENTHUSIASM 28 00:02:16,269 --> 00:02:19,272 BY THE TIME I WAS 6. 29 00:02:19,272 --> 00:02:20,940 I KNEW I SHOULDN'T HAVE SAID ANYTHING ABOUT IT. 30 00:02:20,940 --> 00:02:22,541 I JUST SHOULD'VE JUST COME OVER ONE DAY, CUFFED YOU, 31 00:02:22,542 --> 00:02:25,578 GAGGED YOU, TOLD YOU, AND LEFT. 32 00:02:25,578 --> 00:02:27,846 WELL, DON'T YOU EVEN WANT TO KNOW WHAT I THINK? 33 00:02:27,847 --> 00:02:29,481 NO, I DON'T. 34 00:02:29,482 --> 00:02:32,351 OK, THEN I'LL TELL YOU WHAT I DON'T THINK. 35 00:02:32,352 --> 00:02:35,054 I DON'T THINK YOU'RE COP MATERIAL. 36 00:02:35,054 --> 00:02:37,923 OH, YEAH? 37 00:02:37,924 --> 00:02:40,726 YOU DON'T, HUH? 38 00:02:40,727 --> 00:02:43,930 YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT COP MATERIAL IS. 39 00:02:46,599 --> 00:02:48,601 WHAT DO YOU THINK NOW? 40 00:02:48,601 --> 00:02:50,603 LET'S SEE YOU GET OUT OF THAT. 41 00:02:50,603 --> 00:02:53,772 YOU DON'T THINK I'M COP MATERIAL NOW, HUH? 44 00:03:03,650 --> 00:03:05,585 YOU KNOW, BEING A COP IS SOMETHING 45 00:03:05,585 --> 00:03:06,786 THAT TAKES A LOT OF COMMITMENT-- 46 00:03:06,786 --> 00:03:08,220 NOT YOUR STRONG POINT. 47 00:03:10,223 --> 00:03:12,925 BESIDES THAT, YOU'RE NOT A KID ANYMORE. 48 00:03:12,926 --> 00:03:16,195 LOOK, JUST BECAUSE YOU MAY NOT WANT ME TO DO IT, 49 00:03:16,196 --> 00:03:18,565 DOESN'T MEAN I DON'T WANT TO DO IT. 50 00:03:18,565 --> 00:03:20,833 YEAH, BUT YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING. 51 00:03:20,833 --> 00:03:22,167 ROSEANNE, GOODBYE. 52 00:03:22,168 --> 00:03:23,869 OH, JACKIE, GROW UP. 53 00:03:23,870 --> 00:03:25,605 OH, GO TO HELL. 54 00:03:25,605 --> 00:03:27,273 THIS IS HELL. 55 00:03:34,881 --> 00:03:38,084 I CAN'T BELIEVE JACKIE WANTS TO BE A COP. 56 00:03:38,084 --> 00:03:41,287 SHE DOES LOOK GOOD IN BOOTS. 57 00:03:41,287 --> 00:03:42,488 I'M SERIOUS, DAN. 58 00:03:42,488 --> 00:03:43,689 I KNOW YOU ARE, BABE. 59 00:03:43,690 --> 00:03:46,092 I'M HAVING REAL TROUBLE WITH THE CONCEPT 60 00:03:46,092 --> 00:03:48,094 OF SOMEBODY CALLING HER OFFICER. 61 00:03:48,094 --> 00:03:49,295 OFFICER JACKIE. 62 00:03:49,295 --> 00:03:50,896 I'M REALLY WORRIED ABOUT HER. 63 00:03:50,897 --> 00:03:53,299 I JUST HOPE SHE DOESN'T GET ACCEPTED. 64 00:03:53,299 --> 00:03:55,067 THEY'LL ACCEPT HER, ALL RIGHT. 65 00:03:55,068 --> 00:03:56,936 BASED ON WHAT? 66 00:03:56,936 --> 00:03:59,004 BASED ON THE FACT THAT THE LANFORD POLICE DEPARTMENT 67 00:03:59,005 --> 00:04:01,007 IS RUN BY A BUNCH OF BOZOS-- 68 00:04:01,007 --> 00:04:04,343 HALF OF WHOM YOUR SISTER'S DATED. 69 00:04:04,344 --> 00:04:06,746 DON'T TALK ABOUT MY SISTER LIKE THAT. 70 00:04:06,746 --> 00:04:09,148 THAT'S MY JOB. 71 00:04:09,148 --> 00:04:11,150 MMM...UNBELIEVABLE! 72 00:04:11,150 --> 00:04:13,552 THAT CHILI IS GONNA BE HANGING FROM THE CEILING 73 00:04:13,553 --> 00:04:15,154 OF THE SMITHSONIAN. 74 00:04:15,154 --> 00:04:16,922 SUMMON THE CHILDREN, FIFI. 75 00:04:16,923 --> 00:04:19,392 FOOD! 76 00:04:19,392 --> 00:04:22,595 I THOUGHT JACKIE WAS STAYING FOR DINNER. 77 00:04:22,595 --> 00:04:24,630 NO. SHE'S MAD AT ME. 78 00:04:24,631 --> 00:04:28,301 I'M MAD AT YOU, AND I STUCK AROUND. 79 00:04:28,301 --> 00:04:29,568 I'M MAD AT YOU 80 00:04:29,569 --> 00:04:32,371 BECAUSE I GOT MY HAIR CUT TODAY AND YOU DIDN'T EVEN NOTICE. 81 00:04:32,372 --> 00:04:34,374 I DID SO NOTICE, MOE. 82 00:04:35,975 --> 00:04:39,178 WHY DO YOU THINK I'M MAD AT YOU? 83 00:04:39,178 --> 00:04:40,245 SPREAD OUT. 84 00:04:41,748 --> 00:04:44,016 YOU ARE SUCH A LIAR! 85 00:04:44,017 --> 00:04:46,085 YOU USED IT, DIDN'T YOU? 86 00:04:46,085 --> 00:04:47,286 NO, I DIDN'T. 87 00:04:47,287 --> 00:04:49,289 WHY DON'T YOU JUST TELL THE TRUTH FOR ONCE. 88 00:04:49,289 --> 00:04:50,490 OK, I WILL. 89 00:04:50,490 --> 00:04:51,691 THE TRUTH IS, YOU'RE A DINK. 90 00:04:51,691 --> 00:04:54,160 ♪ WE ARE FAMILY ♪ 91 00:04:54,160 --> 00:04:55,761 DON'T EVER TOUCH MY THINGS AGAIN. 92 00:04:55,762 --> 00:04:57,363 ♪ I GOT ALL MY SISTERS WITH ME ♪ 93 00:04:57,363 --> 00:04:59,531 I'LL TOUCH WHATEVER I WANT. 94 00:04:59,532 --> 00:05:01,534 OH, NO, NOT CHILI. 95 00:05:01,534 --> 00:05:03,135 NOT JUST ANY CHILI-- 96 00:05:03,136 --> 00:05:04,737 MY FAMOUS CHILI. 97 00:05:04,737 --> 00:05:06,739 YES, DAN CONNER'S MAGIC CHILI, 98 00:05:06,739 --> 00:05:09,141 WITH THE FRESHEST INGREDIENTS, 99 00:05:09,142 --> 00:05:11,944 STRAIGHT FROM THE CONNER FAMILY FARM. 100 00:05:11,944 --> 00:05:13,145 I WANT FISH STICKS. 101 00:05:13,146 --> 00:05:15,548 WELL, IT'S NICE TO HAVE A DREAM. 102 00:05:15,548 --> 00:05:17,550 [IMITATING JULIA CHILD] TONIGHT WE'RE TRYING 103 00:05:17,550 --> 00:05:20,352 A VARIATION ON MY CLASSIC RECIPE-- 104 00:05:20,353 --> 00:05:23,155 BEEF CHILI VEGETARIAN STYLE. 105 00:05:25,525 --> 00:05:26,325 OH, GROSS! 106 00:05:26,326 --> 00:05:28,328 I'M NOT GONNA DRINK OUT OF THAT. 107 00:05:28,328 --> 00:05:30,596 YOU PUT YOUR FINGER IN IT. 108 00:05:30,596 --> 00:05:32,664 DON'T WORRY. THIS FINGER'S CLEAN. 109 00:05:32,665 --> 00:05:35,734 I HAD IT IN MY NOSE ALL DAY. 110 00:05:35,735 --> 00:05:38,204 YOU ARE SUCH A LITTLE TWERP. 111 00:05:38,204 --> 00:05:40,206 I'M EMBARRASSED WE'RE RELATED. 112 00:05:40,206 --> 00:05:42,208 AT LEAST, I'M NOT A PERVERT. 113 00:05:42,208 --> 00:05:43,409 YOU'RE DISGUSTING. 114 00:05:43,409 --> 00:05:45,411 YEAH, BUT I'M NOT THE ONE 115 00:05:45,411 --> 00:05:47,212 WHO WAS READING DAD'S MAGAZINE. 116 00:05:50,883 --> 00:05:52,084 SHUT UP. 117 00:05:52,085 --> 00:05:54,087 COME ON, LET'S HUSH UP. 118 00:05:54,087 --> 00:05:56,489 COME ON, WE'RE HAVING DINNER HERE. 119 00:05:59,292 --> 00:06:00,693 WHAT MAGAZINE? 120 00:06:00,693 --> 00:06:04,096 GIRLS, GIRLS, GIRLS. 121 00:06:04,097 --> 00:06:06,532 DAN, DAN, DAN. 122 00:06:06,532 --> 00:06:07,799 HONEY, I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE GONNA SAY, 123 00:06:07,800 --> 00:06:09,001 AND YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT, 124 00:06:09,001 --> 00:06:10,202 BUT I JUST DON'T THINK YOU SHOULD SAY IT 125 00:06:10,203 --> 00:06:12,605 IN FRONT OF THE CHILDREN. 126 00:06:12,605 --> 00:06:15,007 YOU HAVE SUCH A BIG MOUTH. 127 00:06:15,007 --> 00:06:16,608 YOU KNOW, DARLENE, IT'S NOT NICE 128 00:06:16,609 --> 00:06:17,810 TO TATTLE ON PEOPLE, 129 00:06:17,810 --> 00:06:20,612 ESPECIALLY PEOPLE WHO DO REALLY STUPID THINGS 130 00:06:20,613 --> 00:06:22,615 THAT THEY KNOW THEY SHOULDN'T DO. 131 00:06:22,615 --> 00:06:23,616 OW. 132 00:06:23,616 --> 00:06:26,318 DARLENE'S A TATTLETALE, TATTLETALE. 133 00:06:26,319 --> 00:06:27,653 D.J.'s RIGHT. 134 00:06:27,653 --> 00:06:29,721 YOU SHOULDN'T RAT ON PEOPLE. 135 00:06:29,722 --> 00:06:30,656 AND YOU SHOULD KEEP YOUR MITTS 136 00:06:30,656 --> 00:06:32,424 OFF OTHER PEOPLE'S BELONGINGS. 137 00:06:32,425 --> 00:06:34,093 HEY, EVERYBODY, CALM DOWN. 138 00:06:34,093 --> 00:06:35,360 YOUR MOTHER'S RIGHT. LISTEN TO HER. 139 00:06:35,361 --> 00:06:38,297 SHE'S BEEN BUSTING HER HUMP ALL DAY, COOKING AND CLEANING. 140 00:06:38,297 --> 00:06:40,299 SHE DOESN'T NEED THIS AGGRAVATION. 141 00:06:40,299 --> 00:06:43,101 WOULD YOU LIKE A LITTLE WINE WITH DINNER, HONEY? 142 00:06:43,102 --> 00:06:43,902 FORGET ABOUT IT, DAN. 143 00:06:43,903 --> 00:06:45,504 I TOOK A SHOT. 144 00:06:45,505 --> 00:06:47,106 I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO TAKE THAT MAGAZINE 145 00:06:47,106 --> 00:06:48,707 AND GET IT OUT OF THIS HOUSE. 146 00:06:48,708 --> 00:06:51,110 IT IS OUT OF THE HOUSE. IT'S IN THE GARAGE. 147 00:06:51,110 --> 00:06:53,912 IT'S NOT LIKE IT WAS IN THE TRASH. 148 00:06:53,913 --> 00:06:55,915 IT WAS RIGHT ON YOUR WORKBENCH. 149 00:06:55,915 --> 00:06:57,516 RIGHT. MY WORKBENCH. 150 00:06:57,517 --> 00:07:00,319 AS IN, MY PRIVATE WORKBENCH. 151 00:07:00,319 --> 00:07:02,521 YEAH, BECKY. 152 00:07:02,522 --> 00:07:04,557 QUIET. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO STARTED THIS WHOLE THING. 153 00:07:04,557 --> 00:07:06,625 INSTEAD OF PICKING ON ME, WHY DON'T YOU ASK BECKY 154 00:07:06,626 --> 00:07:09,829 WHAT SHE WAS DOING LOOKING AT THAT NUDIE MAGAZINE? 155 00:07:09,829 --> 00:07:11,030 SHUT UP, DARLENE. 156 00:07:11,030 --> 00:07:13,032 YOU WANT TO BE LIKE THOSE GIRLS, DON'T YOU? 157 00:07:13,032 --> 00:07:14,233 SHUT UP! 158 00:07:14,233 --> 00:07:15,434 YOU KNOW YOU DO. 159 00:07:15,435 --> 00:07:17,837 WHY DON'T YOU SHOW MOM AND DAD YOUR SEXY WALK? 160 00:07:19,038 --> 00:07:20,572 I HATE YOU. 161 00:07:20,573 --> 00:07:24,243 OW, YOU SEXY THANG. 162 00:07:28,181 --> 00:07:29,282 WHAT? 163 00:07:29,282 --> 00:07:31,183 SNITCH. 164 00:07:31,184 --> 00:07:32,451 WHAT ABOUT BECKY? 165 00:07:32,452 --> 00:07:33,786 WE'RE TALKING ABOUT YOU. 166 00:07:33,786 --> 00:07:34,653 YOU'RE RIGHT. 167 00:07:34,654 --> 00:07:36,255 BECKY NEVER DOES ANYTHING WRONG. 168 00:07:36,255 --> 00:07:37,889 EVERYTHING IS ALWAYS MY FAULT. 169 00:07:37,890 --> 00:07:39,958 NO. THIS IS STUFF THAT'S HAPPENED 170 00:07:39,959 --> 00:07:42,928 SINCE YOU WERE BORN. 171 00:07:42,929 --> 00:07:44,196 GO APOLOGIZE TO YOUR SISTER. 172 00:07:44,197 --> 00:07:45,331 NO WAY! 173 00:07:45,331 --> 00:07:46,498 HA HA. 174 00:07:46,499 --> 00:07:47,633 SHUT UP. 175 00:07:47,633 --> 00:07:49,635 DON'T HIT YOUR BROTHER WHEN HE'S EATING. 176 00:07:49,635 --> 00:07:51,703 I'M SICK OF THIS STUPID HOUSE. 177 00:07:51,704 --> 00:07:53,706 I CAN'T DO ANYTHING RIGHT. 178 00:07:53,706 --> 00:07:56,008 WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING? 179 00:07:56,008 --> 00:07:57,275 WE HANDLED THAT WELL. 180 00:08:05,685 --> 00:08:09,221 WHAT DISGUSTING THING ARE YOU READING NOW? 181 00:08:09,222 --> 00:08:11,591 THE GROWTH OF OUR NATION. 182 00:08:11,591 --> 00:08:13,659 EWW, YOU ARE A PERVERT. 183 00:08:26,105 --> 00:08:27,473 WHAT? 184 00:08:27,473 --> 00:08:29,541 I JUST WANT TO KNOW 185 00:08:29,542 --> 00:08:31,544 WHY MEN LIKE THOSE MAGAZINES. 186 00:08:31,544 --> 00:08:34,346 WHY DO THEY WANT TO LOOK AT A BUNCH OF WOMEN 187 00:08:34,347 --> 00:08:36,382 WHO THEY DON'T EVEN KNOW? 188 00:08:36,382 --> 00:08:38,450 WELL, THEY ACTUALLY BELIEVE THOSE WOMEN 189 00:08:38,451 --> 00:08:41,287 ARE LOOKING BACK AT THEM. 190 00:08:41,287 --> 00:08:45,357 WHAT DO YOU THINK THESE GIRLS' FATHERS SAY TO THEM? 191 00:08:45,358 --> 00:08:46,559 THEY PROBABLY DON'T SAY TOO MUCH, 192 00:08:46,559 --> 00:08:48,561 WHICH IS PROBABLY ONE OF THE REASONS 193 00:08:48,561 --> 00:08:51,196 WHY THEY END UP IN THOSE MAGAZINES. 194 00:08:51,197 --> 00:08:52,765 I FEEL BAD FOR THEM. 195 00:08:52,765 --> 00:08:55,534 YEAH... 196 00:08:55,535 --> 00:08:56,736 ME, TOO. 197 00:09:05,411 --> 00:09:09,815 DO YOU KNOW THAT WOMEN DIDN'T GET TO VOTE UNTIL 1920? 198 00:09:09,815 --> 00:09:11,817 YEAH. AND AS I RECALL, 199 00:09:11,817 --> 00:09:13,418 WE ALL VOTED NO. 200 00:09:21,360 --> 00:09:23,028 I MEAN, ACCORDING TO MOM, 201 00:09:23,029 --> 00:09:25,431 BECKY'S ALWAYS GOOD AND I'M ALWAYS BAD. 202 00:09:25,431 --> 00:09:27,833 LIKE IF BECKY GETS AN "A" IN SOMETHING, IT'S THIS BIG DEAL. 203 00:09:27,833 --> 00:09:30,769 BUT IF I GET AN "A" IN SOMETHING, MOM JUST IGNORES IT. 204 00:09:30,770 --> 00:09:33,072 YOU GOT AN "A"? 205 00:09:33,072 --> 00:09:36,742 NO. BUT IF I DID, SHE WOULD. 206 00:09:36,742 --> 00:09:40,112 YOU KNOW WHAT BECKY'S FAVORITE THING TO SAY IS? 207 00:09:40,112 --> 00:09:41,313 GROW UP. 208 00:09:41,314 --> 00:09:43,316 YOU KNOW WHERE SHE GETS THAT FROM? 209 00:09:43,316 --> 00:09:45,318 FROM YOUR MOM. 210 00:09:45,318 --> 00:09:46,986 WELL, IT'S NOT FAIR. 211 00:09:46,986 --> 00:09:50,255 LIFE IS UNFAIR. 212 00:09:50,256 --> 00:09:55,661 LIFE IS THIS BIG UNFAIR THING. 213 00:09:55,661 --> 00:09:57,529 ONE DAY I'M GETTING EVEN. 214 00:09:57,530 --> 00:10:00,332 I'M GONNA HAVE A NEAT PLACE 215 00:10:00,333 --> 00:10:01,133 JUST LIKE THIS, 216 00:10:01,133 --> 00:10:03,135 AND I'M NEVER GONNA INVITE HER OVER. 217 00:10:03,135 --> 00:10:04,736 YEAH, YOU WILL. 218 00:10:04,737 --> 00:10:06,338 THAT'S WHAT'S UNFAIR. 219 00:10:06,339 --> 00:10:07,540 YOU'RE HER SISTER, 220 00:10:07,540 --> 00:10:11,143 AND YOU'RE NEVER GOING TO GET RID OF HER. 221 00:10:12,311 --> 00:10:15,180 IF I HEAR "GROW UP" ONE MORE TIME, 222 00:10:15,181 --> 00:10:17,583 BOOM, I'M NOT GONNA HAVE A SISTER. 223 00:10:17,583 --> 00:10:18,784 ME EITHER. 224 00:10:18,784 --> 00:10:20,385 I WENT OVER THERE TODAY 225 00:10:20,386 --> 00:10:23,589 FROM MY HOUSE TO HER HOUSE 226 00:10:23,589 --> 00:10:26,391 WITH A DREAM. 227 00:10:26,392 --> 00:10:27,993 A LITTLE DREAM. 228 00:10:27,994 --> 00:10:29,996 AND SHE TOOK THAT DREAM, 229 00:10:29,996 --> 00:10:32,798 AND SHE STOMPED IT. 230 00:10:32,798 --> 00:10:35,200 AND AFTER SHE STOMPED IT, 231 00:10:35,201 --> 00:10:38,070 SHE KICKED IT IN THE GUTTER. 232 00:10:38,070 --> 00:10:41,339 WELL, SHE PROBABLY DIDN'T MEAN IT. 233 00:10:41,340 --> 00:10:45,711 THAT'S YOUR MOM'S WAY OF BEING IN CONTROL... 234 00:10:45,711 --> 00:10:48,180 ALL THE TIME... 235 00:10:48,180 --> 00:10:49,781 CONSTANTLY. 236 00:10:50,983 --> 00:10:54,186 BUT LET'S FACE IT. WITHOUT YOUR MOM, 237 00:10:54,186 --> 00:10:58,423 LIFE, AS WE KNOW IT, WOULD END. 238 00:10:58,424 --> 00:10:59,291 IF SHE'S SO IMPORTANT, 239 00:10:59,291 --> 00:11:02,360 HOW COME SHE CAN'T GET A JOB? 240 00:11:02,361 --> 00:11:03,228 THAT'S RIGHT. 241 00:11:03,229 --> 00:11:06,432 YOUR MOM DIDN'T EVEN HAVE THE BRAINS 242 00:11:06,432 --> 00:11:08,834 TO SAY YES TO YOUR DAD 243 00:11:08,834 --> 00:11:11,236 WHEN YOUR DAD ASKED YOUR MOM 244 00:11:11,237 --> 00:11:12,838 TO MARRY ME-- 245 00:11:12,838 --> 00:11:14,039 HER-- 246 00:11:14,040 --> 00:11:15,241 HIM. 247 00:11:15,241 --> 00:11:16,942 YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? 248 00:11:16,942 --> 00:11:18,209 BUT LITTLE JACKIE, 249 00:11:18,210 --> 00:11:20,512 WHO, ACCORDING TO YOUR MOM, 250 00:11:20,513 --> 00:11:22,915 CAN'T EVEN BALANCE A CHECKBOOK, 251 00:11:22,915 --> 00:11:25,317 WHICH, BY THE WAY, 252 00:11:25,317 --> 00:11:28,119 I HAD A CHECKING ACCOUNT 253 00:11:28,120 --> 00:11:30,122 LONG BEFORE SHE EVER DID 254 00:11:30,122 --> 00:11:33,325 BECAUSE I WENT DOWN TO GREY ROCK BANK 255 00:11:33,325 --> 00:11:35,327 AND GOT A CHECK BOOK, 256 00:11:35,327 --> 00:11:36,127 BY MYSELF, 257 00:11:36,128 --> 00:11:38,930 WITHOUT ANY HELP FROM HER. 258 00:11:41,000 --> 00:11:43,869 AND THEY HAD-- THEY HAD... 259 00:11:43,869 --> 00:11:47,072 THIS REALLY GROSS SECURITY GUARD THERE 260 00:11:47,073 --> 00:11:48,274 NAMED EDDIE. 261 00:11:48,274 --> 00:11:51,977 AND YOUR MOM AND I USED TO CALL HIM 262 00:11:51,977 --> 00:11:54,446 EDDIE SPAGHETTI. 263 00:11:59,752 --> 00:12:01,820 AND YOU KNOW SOMETHING ELSE? 264 00:12:01,821 --> 00:12:03,823 I HAD TO TELL HER 265 00:12:03,823 --> 00:12:06,625 WHAT A GREAT CATCH SHE'D BE PASSING UP. 266 00:12:06,625 --> 00:12:07,826 YOUR MOM IS THE ONE 267 00:12:07,827 --> 00:12:10,229 THAT CAN'T EVEN BALANCE A CHECKBOOK. 268 00:12:10,229 --> 00:12:12,231 IF SHE'S SO GOOD WITH MONEY, 269 00:12:12,231 --> 00:12:15,033 HOW COME I ALWAYS HAVE TO LEND HER MONEY? 270 00:12:15,034 --> 00:12:18,670 I BOUGHT THAT GLOVE THEY PAID FOR YOU LAST YEAR. 271 00:12:18,671 --> 00:12:20,205 THANKS. REALLY? 272 00:12:21,240 --> 00:12:22,841 WELL, THAT'S OK. 273 00:12:26,445 --> 00:12:29,648 THAT'S WHAT SISTERS ARE FOR. 274 00:12:31,650 --> 00:12:34,452 YOU WANT SOMETHING TO DRINK? 275 00:12:34,453 --> 00:12:35,654 NO, THANKS. 276 00:12:35,654 --> 00:12:38,056 WELL, I'M GONNA GET A LITTLE SOMETHING. 277 00:12:38,057 --> 00:12:39,825 WHOA! AUNT JACKIE! 278 00:12:39,825 --> 00:12:43,495 OH, THERE'S ALL KINDS OF GRAVITY IN HERE. 279 00:12:47,500 --> 00:12:50,703 I GOT TO GET MY SEA LEGS. 280 00:12:50,703 --> 00:12:52,304 YOU KNOW WHAT? 281 00:12:52,304 --> 00:12:56,207 YOU ARE ALWAYS WELCOME IN MY HOUSE... 282 00:12:57,810 --> 00:12:59,411 AND SO AM I. 283 00:13:01,013 --> 00:13:02,414 YOU KNOW WHAT? 284 00:13:02,414 --> 00:13:08,086 I AM GOING TO GO AND TAKE A LITTLE NAP... 285 00:13:08,888 --> 00:13:10,890 JUST FOR ONE MINUTE. 286 00:13:12,491 --> 00:13:14,092 OK, ROSEANNE? 287 00:13:14,093 --> 00:13:15,594 [TELEPHONE RINGS] 288 00:13:15,594 --> 00:13:16,861 SHOULD I GET THAT? 289 00:13:16,862 --> 00:13:18,430 [RING] 290 00:13:19,532 --> 00:13:21,534 HELLO. 291 00:13:21,534 --> 00:13:22,735 MOM... 292 00:13:22,735 --> 00:13:24,336 UM... 293 00:13:25,538 --> 00:13:27,139 EVERYTHING'S FINE. 294 00:13:27,139 --> 00:13:29,941 AUNT JACKIE AND I ARE JUST TALKING 295 00:13:29,942 --> 00:13:31,944 AND HAVING A GREAT TIME. 296 00:13:33,145 --> 00:13:35,947 I'M GOING TO SPEND THE NIGHT, OK? 297 00:13:35,948 --> 00:13:38,350 I FEEL A LOT BETTER. 298 00:13:38,350 --> 00:13:39,951 YEAH, BYE. 299 00:13:43,556 --> 00:13:48,360 I AM A GOOD COP. 300 00:13:51,564 --> 00:13:53,966 A REALLY GOOD COP. 301 00:14:01,073 --> 00:14:02,207 I'M SERIOUS, MOTHER. 302 00:14:02,208 --> 00:14:04,276 BACON IS LOADED WITH SODIUM, 303 00:14:04,276 --> 00:14:08,280 NITRATES, GREASE, AND ANIMAL FAT. 304 00:14:08,280 --> 00:14:10,682 BREAKFAST! 305 00:14:12,284 --> 00:14:14,586 DOWN 2 INCHES. 306 00:14:14,587 --> 00:14:16,989 STRAIGHT, STRAIGHT, STRAIGHT, 307 00:14:16,989 --> 00:14:17,789 RIGHT, 308 00:14:17,790 --> 00:14:18,991 LEFT, 309 00:14:18,991 --> 00:14:20,192 STRAIGHT, 310 00:14:20,192 --> 00:14:21,826 STRAIGHT, STRAIGHT DOWN. 311 00:14:21,827 --> 00:14:24,296 DROP THAT PIG MEAT, COVER HOG. 312 00:14:24,296 --> 00:14:25,497 COVER HOG? 313 00:14:25,497 --> 00:14:26,297 YEAH. 314 00:14:26,298 --> 00:14:27,499 YEAH. YEAH? 315 00:14:27,499 --> 00:14:28,299 YEAH? YEAH. 316 00:14:28,300 --> 00:14:31,102 ALL RIGHT. DOWN. 317 00:14:31,103 --> 00:14:32,704 WE MISSING AN OFFSPRING? 318 00:14:32,705 --> 00:14:35,908 YEAH. WHERE DO YOU THINK I GOT THE BACON? 319 00:14:39,912 --> 00:14:40,979 THREE PIECES? 320 00:14:40,980 --> 00:14:42,381 HEY, I DIDN'T GET ANY. 321 00:14:42,381 --> 00:14:43,248 HYPOCRITE. 322 00:14:46,051 --> 00:14:47,252 TWO PIECES? 323 00:14:47,253 --> 00:14:50,055 JUST 'CAUSE YOU BRING HOME THE BACON, 324 00:14:50,055 --> 00:14:53,258 DON'T MEAN YOU GET TO EAT IT ALL. 325 00:14:53,259 --> 00:14:55,261 I GUESS YOU TOLD ME. 326 00:14:55,261 --> 00:14:56,862 I GUESS I DID. 327 00:14:56,862 --> 00:14:58,063 YOU'RE SO SMART, 328 00:14:58,063 --> 00:15:00,932 LET ME ASK YOU ONE THING. 329 00:15:00,933 --> 00:15:03,402 HOW COME YOUR FACE IS SMOOTH THIS WAY 330 00:15:03,402 --> 00:15:05,404 AND SO ROUGH THAT WAY? 331 00:15:05,404 --> 00:15:08,607 WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT FOREPLAY 332 00:15:08,607 --> 00:15:10,375 IN FRONT OF THE KIDS? 333 00:15:10,376 --> 00:15:11,243 MORNING. 334 00:15:11,243 --> 00:15:12,844 HEY, COME HERE, YOU. 335 00:15:16,048 --> 00:15:17,349 DARLENE. 336 00:15:17,349 --> 00:15:18,216 THERE'S MORE. 337 00:15:18,217 --> 00:15:19,918 NO, THERE ISN'T. 338 00:15:19,919 --> 00:15:21,186 OH, HERE, TAKE IT. 339 00:15:23,188 --> 00:15:24,389 DID YOU HAVE FUN LAST NIGHT? 340 00:15:24,390 --> 00:15:25,624 YEAH. 341 00:15:25,624 --> 00:15:26,992 WHAT DID YOU GUYS END UP DOING? 342 00:15:26,992 --> 00:15:28,259 WE DROVE INTO CHICAGO 343 00:15:28,260 --> 00:15:30,195 AND PICKED UP A COUPLE OF SAILORS. 344 00:15:32,564 --> 00:15:34,165 DARLENE, GET A PLATE. 345 00:15:34,166 --> 00:15:35,333 I'M FINISHED. 346 00:15:35,334 --> 00:15:36,935 ISN'T THAT HALLEY'S COMET? 347 00:15:36,936 --> 00:15:38,537 FORGET ABOUT IT. 348 00:15:43,242 --> 00:15:45,644 WHAT'S YOUR AUNT JACKIE DOING TODAY? 349 00:15:45,644 --> 00:15:46,878 SLEEPING. 350 00:15:46,879 --> 00:15:49,014 WHY, DID YOU GUYS END UP STAYING UP LATE? 351 00:15:49,014 --> 00:15:52,650 WELL, YOU KNOW HOW THOSE SAILORS LOVE TO PARTY. 352 00:15:59,391 --> 00:16:00,592 SO... 353 00:16:01,794 --> 00:16:04,596 SO, WHAT DID YOU GUYS TALK ABOUT LAST NIGHT? 354 00:16:04,596 --> 00:16:05,396 ME? 355 00:16:05,397 --> 00:16:07,799 WHAT DID YOUR AUNT JACKIE SAY? 356 00:16:07,800 --> 00:16:11,003 ASK HER YOURSELF. I'M NOT A TATTLETALE. 357 00:16:11,003 --> 00:16:12,604 WELL, IT'S NOT REALLY TATTLING 358 00:16:12,604 --> 00:16:16,207 IF I HAVE TO BEAT IT OUT OF YOU. 359 00:16:16,208 --> 00:16:17,409 HEY. 360 00:16:24,216 --> 00:16:25,417 HIYA, KID. 361 00:16:25,417 --> 00:16:28,853 THANKS FOR PUTTING THE PAIL BY THE BED. 362 00:16:28,854 --> 00:16:30,121 OH, LOOK, AUNT JACKIE'S 363 00:16:30,122 --> 00:16:33,058 GOT HER HANG-OVER GLASSES ON. 364 00:16:33,058 --> 00:16:36,861 WAS SHE DRINKING LAST NIGHT? 365 00:16:36,862 --> 00:16:39,297 DID YOU GET DRUNK WHILE MY KID WAS OVER THERE? 366 00:16:39,298 --> 00:16:42,167 NO. I WAS DRUNK BEFORE SHE GOT OVER THERE. 367 00:16:42,167 --> 00:16:45,370 DARLENE, WOULD YOU LIKE TO HELP ME WORK ON THE BOAT? 368 00:16:45,371 --> 00:16:46,171 NO, NOT REALLY. 369 00:16:46,171 --> 00:16:47,372 SO WOULD YOUR BROTHER AND SISTER. 370 00:16:47,373 --> 00:16:48,173 COME ALONG. 371 00:16:51,377 --> 00:16:54,580 WHAT DO YOU MEAN GOING AND GETTING PLOWED? 372 00:16:54,580 --> 00:16:55,781 WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM? 373 00:16:55,781 --> 00:16:57,015 YOU. 374 00:16:57,016 --> 00:16:59,885 YOU. YOU ARE MY PROBLEM. 375 00:16:59,885 --> 00:17:01,887 WHAT DID I DO NOW? 376 00:17:01,887 --> 00:17:03,889 SAME THING AS YOU ALWAYS DO, ROSEANNE. 377 00:17:03,889 --> 00:17:06,424 YOU SIT UP THERE ON YOUR-- 378 00:17:06,425 --> 00:17:07,292 PEDESTAL? 379 00:17:07,292 --> 00:17:08,559 YEAH. 380 00:17:08,560 --> 00:17:11,429 YOU ACT LIKE SOME BIG HIGH AND MIGHTY, 381 00:17:11,430 --> 00:17:13,432 SELF-RIGHTEOUS... 382 00:17:13,432 --> 00:17:15,834 PEDESTAL-TYPE PERSON. 383 00:17:17,436 --> 00:17:21,840 AND YOU POO-POO EVERYTHING IN MY LIFE. 384 00:17:21,840 --> 00:17:25,043 YEAH. AND YOU GO RIGHT FOR YOUR ADDICTIVE BEHAVIOR... 385 00:17:26,245 --> 00:17:28,247 'CAUSE YOU CANNOT HANDLE CONFLICT. 386 00:17:28,247 --> 00:17:29,848 THAT'S THE WHOLE THING. 387 00:17:29,848 --> 00:17:31,449 YOU CANNOT HANDLE CONFLICT. 388 00:17:31,450 --> 00:17:34,352 REMEMBER, WE SAW THAT WHOLE THING ON OPRAH-- 389 00:17:34,353 --> 00:17:36,355 PEOPLE WHO CANNOT HANDLE CONFLICT, 390 00:17:36,355 --> 00:17:39,658 SO RIGHT AWAY, THEY RUN FOR THE ALCOHOL. 391 00:17:39,658 --> 00:17:43,328 WELL, HAVE ANOTHER SHOT OF PANCAKE, ROSEANNE. 392 00:17:48,100 --> 00:17:50,969 YOU KNOW, PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN GLASS HOUSES 393 00:17:50,969 --> 00:17:53,338 SHOULDN'T EAT STONES. 394 00:17:54,907 --> 00:17:57,576 WELL, WE'RE NOT TALKING ABOUT ME. 395 00:17:57,576 --> 00:17:59,644 I AM. I AM TALKING ABOUT YOU. 396 00:17:59,645 --> 00:18:01,647 JUST ONCE, ONE TIME, 397 00:18:01,647 --> 00:18:04,850 I WOULD LIKE FOR YOU TO BE FOR ME, 398 00:18:04,850 --> 00:18:06,852 TO BE ON MY SIDE, 399 00:18:06,852 --> 00:18:08,854 FOR ME ALONE. 400 00:18:08,854 --> 00:18:11,857 SO THAT DOESN'T HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH YOU. 401 00:18:11,857 --> 00:18:15,527 WELL, MAYBE I WOULD DO THAT IF YOU EVER CAME UP 402 00:18:15,527 --> 00:18:18,663 WITH SOME KIND OF AN IDEA I COULD ACTUALLY SUPPORT. 403 00:18:18,664 --> 00:18:21,533 WHAT IS WRONG WITH THAT IDEA? 404 00:18:21,533 --> 00:18:25,136 WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME BECOMING A POLICEWOMAN? 405 00:18:25,137 --> 00:18:27,939 YES, I KNOW SOMETIMES I START ON THINGS 406 00:18:27,940 --> 00:18:29,808 AND I NEVER FOLLOW THROUGH WITH 'EM. 407 00:18:29,808 --> 00:18:32,677 AND I KNOW THAT SOMETIMES I GET JAZZED ABOUT STUFF 408 00:18:32,678 --> 00:18:34,680 THAT'S NOT EVEN EVER GOING TO HAPPEN. 409 00:18:34,680 --> 00:18:36,281 BUT THIS IS GONNA HAPPEN, 410 00:18:36,281 --> 00:18:38,549 AND I WISH YOU WOULD GIVE ME SOME SUPPORT. 411 00:18:38,550 --> 00:18:40,618 WHY CAN'T YOU JUST GO AND BE SOMETHING 412 00:18:40,619 --> 00:18:41,820 LIKE A METER MAID? 413 00:18:41,820 --> 00:18:44,622 I MEAN, YOU USED TO WORK AT WELLMAN. 414 00:18:44,623 --> 00:18:47,659 YOU'RE USED TO HANDLING SMALL CHANGE. 415 00:18:47,659 --> 00:18:48,926 SEE, THAT'S IT. 416 00:18:48,927 --> 00:18:51,663 AGAIN, WHAT DO I HAVE TO DO 417 00:18:51,663 --> 00:18:55,733 TO CONVINCE YOU THAT I COULD BE A COP? 418 00:18:55,734 --> 00:18:57,335 BEAT YOU UP? 419 00:19:01,340 --> 00:19:04,142 YEAH, NOT ON YOUR BEST DAY. 420 00:19:05,744 --> 00:19:08,146 OH, COME ON. 421 00:19:10,149 --> 00:19:11,750 OOH! 422 00:19:11,750 --> 00:19:13,752 COME ON. 423 00:19:13,752 --> 00:19:14,953 OOH. 424 00:19:14,953 --> 00:19:16,454 TAKE YOUR BEST SHOT. 425 00:19:19,558 --> 00:19:21,960 TAKE YOUR BEST SHOT. 426 00:19:21,960 --> 00:19:25,463 YOU KNOW THAT I WOULD JUST KNOCK YOUR LIGHTS OUT. 427 00:19:25,464 --> 00:19:28,967 WELL, THEN, GO AHEAD. 428 00:19:28,967 --> 00:19:31,302 MAKE MY DAY. 429 00:19:39,611 --> 00:19:41,045 OW! OW! 430 00:19:41,046 --> 00:19:43,114 OW! OW! 431 00:19:50,389 --> 00:19:51,990 LET ME UP! 432 00:19:51,990 --> 00:19:53,424 LET ME UP! 433 00:19:56,428 --> 00:19:58,029 EXCUSE ME. 434 00:19:59,231 --> 00:20:01,633 IS THIS LIKE A SEX THING? 435 00:20:03,335 --> 00:20:04,602 'CAUSE IF IT IS, I'LL GO GET THE CAMERA, 436 00:20:04,603 --> 00:20:07,806 AND WE CAN TOSS THAT MAGAZINE AGAIN. 437 00:20:07,806 --> 00:20:09,774 DAN, GET HER OFF OF ME! 438 00:20:09,775 --> 00:20:11,843 DON'T YOU COME NEAR ME. 439 00:20:11,843 --> 00:20:13,044 I'LL BREAK HER WRIST. 440 00:20:13,045 --> 00:20:14,246 DAN! 441 00:20:14,246 --> 00:20:16,648 I THINK SHE MEANS IT, ROSEANNE. 442 00:20:16,648 --> 00:20:18,282 I DO MEAN IT. 443 00:20:18,283 --> 00:20:19,550 SHE DOES MEAN IT, FOLKS. 444 00:20:19,551 --> 00:20:21,152 AND THIS IS THE GRUDGE MATCH 445 00:20:21,153 --> 00:20:22,754 WE'VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR. 446 00:20:22,754 --> 00:20:24,822 THROW OUT THE RULE BOOK. 447 00:20:24,823 --> 00:20:26,491 THE LANFORD WRESTLING FEDERATION RULES 448 00:20:26,491 --> 00:20:27,692 DO NOT APPLY. 449 00:20:27,693 --> 00:20:29,294 DAN, I'M SERIOUS. 450 00:20:29,294 --> 00:20:31,296 SHE'S SERIOUS, FOLKS. 451 00:20:31,296 --> 00:20:32,897 I'M REALLY SERIOUS! 452 00:20:32,898 --> 00:20:34,699 SHE'S REALLY SERIOUS. 453 00:20:34,700 --> 00:20:35,967 YOU APOLOGIZE TO ME 454 00:20:35,968 --> 00:20:38,770 FOR NEVER BEING ON MY SIDE. 455 00:20:38,770 --> 00:20:41,172 I HAVE NOTHING TO APOLOGIZE FOR. 456 00:20:41,173 --> 00:20:42,374 OW! 457 00:20:42,374 --> 00:20:45,477 OOH, THIS IS NOT FOR THE SQUEAMISH. 458 00:20:45,477 --> 00:20:47,479 I THINK THAT WRIST IS ABOUT TO GO. 459 00:20:47,479 --> 00:20:48,680 OHH! 460 00:20:48,680 --> 00:20:49,947 YOU COME ON, ROSEANNE. 461 00:20:51,149 --> 00:20:52,750 OK, I'M SORRY. 462 00:20:52,751 --> 00:20:54,352 LOUDER. [SOBS] 463 00:20:55,954 --> 00:20:57,956 NOW, THIS IS RIDICULOUS. 464 00:20:57,956 --> 00:20:59,157 AAH! 465 00:20:59,157 --> 00:21:00,758 I'M SORRY! I'M SORRY! 466 00:21:00,759 --> 00:21:03,161 SAY IT LIKE YOU MEAN IT. 467 00:21:03,161 --> 00:21:04,395 I MEAN IT. I'M SORRY. 468 00:21:04,396 --> 00:21:05,663 IT'S AN APOLOGY TO THE HEAD. 469 00:21:05,664 --> 00:21:07,265 DAN, GET OUT OF HERE. 470 00:21:07,266 --> 00:21:08,467 GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE! 471 00:21:08,467 --> 00:21:09,668 I'M OUT OF HERE. 472 00:21:11,470 --> 00:21:13,872 OK, WHY ARE YOU SORRY? 473 00:21:13,872 --> 00:21:15,473 LET ME SIT UP, 474 00:21:15,474 --> 00:21:17,476 AND I'LL TELL YOU WHY. 475 00:21:19,077 --> 00:21:20,278 OW! 476 00:21:32,724 --> 00:21:35,927 OK, YOU WANT TO BE A COP, FINE. 477 00:21:35,927 --> 00:21:37,929 I WILL SUPPORT YOU. 478 00:21:37,929 --> 00:21:40,331 BUT I JUST HAVE TO MAKE 479 00:21:40,332 --> 00:21:42,734 ONE POINT BEFORE I DO. 480 00:21:45,137 --> 00:21:47,772 OK, PIG. I'VE GOT A GUN, 481 00:21:47,773 --> 00:21:50,242 AND I'M GOING TO BLOW YOUR HEAD OFF. 482 00:21:50,242 --> 00:21:52,244 WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO ABOUT IT? 483 00:21:52,244 --> 00:21:53,912 SLAP YOUR HAND AWAY. 484 00:21:53,912 --> 00:21:54,979 GO AHEAD. 485 00:21:56,014 --> 00:21:58,049 BANG! 486 00:21:58,050 --> 00:22:00,118 YOU'RE DEAD, JACKIE. 487 00:22:03,322 --> 00:22:04,923 YOU'RE DEAD. 488 00:22:06,124 --> 00:22:07,558 GET IT? 489 00:22:26,044 --> 00:22:28,046 METER MAID IS GOOD. 490 00:22:29,648 --> 00:22:31,249 GET A LITTLE UNIFORM, 491 00:22:31,249 --> 00:22:32,850 DRIVE A NICE CAR, 492 00:22:32,851 --> 00:22:35,253 GET SOME BENEFITS, TAKE HOME SOME MONEY. 493 00:22:35,253 --> 00:22:38,155 METER MAID IS NOT BAD. THAT'S A GOOD IDEA, SIS. 494 00:22:38,156 --> 00:22:40,224 YEAH. AND THEN YOU'LL GIVE SOME GUY A TICKET, 495 00:22:40,225 --> 00:22:41,826 AND HE'LL GET OUT OF HIS CAR 496 00:22:41,827 --> 00:22:43,562 AND BLOW YOUR HEAD OFF. 497 00:22:43,562 --> 00:22:46,831 OH, SO NOW YOU DON'T WANT ME TO BE A METER MAID? 498 00:22:46,832 --> 00:22:50,035 CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE --www.ncicap.org-- 32604

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