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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:07,801 --> 00:01:09,302 [LAUGHS] 2 00:01:18,244 --> 00:01:19,745 OK, SO YOU'VE GOT 12 MONTHS 3 00:01:19,746 --> 00:01:21,247 OF MAD, WELL ILLUSTRATED. 4 00:01:21,247 --> 00:01:23,749 6 MONTHS OF KINGS OF DRAG RACING 5 00:01:23,750 --> 00:01:24,751 AND 24 MONTHS 6 00:01:24,751 --> 00:01:26,753 OF INDOOR SOCCER WEEKLY. 7 00:01:26,753 --> 00:01:28,554 AND THE MAGAZINES SHOULD BE ARRIVING 8 00:01:28,555 --> 00:01:30,557 IN FOUR TO SIX WEEKS. 9 00:01:30,557 --> 00:01:32,559 THANK YOU. 10 00:01:32,559 --> 00:01:35,061 FROM MY MOUTH TO GOD'S EAR. 11 00:01:35,061 --> 00:01:36,062 NICE WORK, BABE. REAL SMOOTH. 12 00:01:36,062 --> 00:01:38,564 YOU KNOW WHAT I LIKE ABOUT THIS JOB, DAN? 13 00:01:38,565 --> 00:01:39,566 NOTHING. 14 00:01:39,566 --> 00:01:41,067 THAT'S THE SPIRIT! 15 00:01:42,569 --> 00:01:44,070 D.J., BY THE TIME YOU MOVE, 16 00:01:44,070 --> 00:01:46,572 I'LL BE GOING THROUGH MENOPAUSE. 17 00:01:46,573 --> 00:01:48,074 DARLENE... 18 00:01:48,074 --> 00:01:50,076 NICE MOVE, BUDDY! 19 00:01:51,077 --> 00:01:53,345 HA! 20 00:01:53,346 --> 00:01:54,313 KING ME. 21 00:01:55,715 --> 00:01:58,217 DAD, YOU GAVE HIM A TRIPLE JUMP! 22 00:01:58,218 --> 00:01:59,219 WELL, I ALREADY TOOK MY HAND OFF. 23 00:01:59,219 --> 00:02:00,720 YOU'RE JUST LETTING HIM WIN 24 00:02:00,720 --> 00:02:02,221 'CAUSE HE'S A MIDGET. 25 00:02:02,222 --> 00:02:03,022 AM NOT! 26 00:02:03,022 --> 00:02:04,156 ARE, TOO! 27 00:02:04,157 --> 00:02:05,725 WHY DON'T YOU TAKE A BREAK, BABE? 28 00:02:05,725 --> 00:02:07,827 I CAN'T, DAN. THIS IS MY PRIME TIME. 29 00:02:07,827 --> 00:02:10,329 EVERYBODY'S HOME FIGHTING WITH THEIR SPOUSE 30 00:02:10,330 --> 00:02:13,333 AND BEING TORTURED BY THEIR CHILDREN. 31 00:02:13,333 --> 00:02:14,834 YEAH, SOME PEOPLE ARE EVEN 32 00:02:14,834 --> 00:02:16,335 FEEDING THEIR CHILDREN. 33 00:02:16,336 --> 00:02:17,837 WELL, THAT'S BECAUSE SOME PEOPLE'S CHILDREN 34 00:02:17,837 --> 00:02:19,839 HAVE ALREADY SET THE TABLE. 35 00:02:19,839 --> 00:02:22,107 I TALK TOO MUCH. 36 00:02:22,108 --> 00:02:24,176 OK, DEEJ, WHAT DO YOU SAY WE CALL IT A TIE? 37 00:02:24,177 --> 00:02:25,811 I HAD YOU! 38 00:02:25,812 --> 00:02:28,381 D.J., YOU CAN'T PLAY CHECKERS TO SAVE YOUR LIFE. 39 00:02:28,381 --> 00:02:29,882 DARLENE, PUT OUT THE FORKS 40 00:02:29,883 --> 00:02:33,052 AND STICK ONE IN YOUR TONGUE. 41 00:02:33,052 --> 00:02:35,087 IS MY HAIR OK LIKE THIS? 44 00:02:38,992 --> 00:02:41,060 IT MAKES ME LOOK OLDER, DON'T YOU THINK? 45 00:02:41,060 --> 00:02:42,661 JIMMY'S A JUNIOR. 46 00:02:42,662 --> 00:02:44,030 WHO'S JIMMY? 47 00:02:44,030 --> 00:02:45,865 YOU DON'T KNOW HIM. HE'S IN HIGH SCHOOL. 48 00:02:45,865 --> 00:02:46,866 OH, EXCUSE ME. 49 00:02:46,866 --> 00:02:47,933 JIMMY MELTRIGGER'S 50 00:02:47,934 --> 00:02:48,935 THE VARSITY QUARTERBACK. 51 00:02:48,935 --> 00:02:49,936 OOH. TELL HIM 52 00:02:49,936 --> 00:02:52,738 NO TAKING THE SNAP ON THE FIRST DATE. 53 00:02:52,739 --> 00:02:54,073 DAN! 54 00:02:54,073 --> 00:02:56,708 JUST TRYING TO GET HER READY FOR GAME TIME. 55 00:02:56,709 --> 00:02:57,776 WELL, WHEN IS GAME TIME, BY THE WAY? 56 00:02:57,777 --> 00:03:00,045 TOMORROW NIGHT. HE'S PICKING ME UP HERE. 57 00:03:00,046 --> 00:03:03,416 AS OPPOSED TO WHERE, MOTEL 6? 58 00:03:06,186 --> 00:03:09,189 WHY DON'T YOU WEAR YOUR BLUE SWEATER OUTFIT? 59 00:03:09,189 --> 00:03:11,691 YOU LOOK REALLY GOOD IN THAT. 60 00:03:11,691 --> 00:03:13,192 I MIGHT, BUT IF I DO WEAR IT, 61 00:03:13,193 --> 00:03:15,195 IT WON'T BE BECAUSE OF YOU. 62 00:03:15,195 --> 00:03:16,196 I WAS JUST TRYING TO HELP. 63 00:03:16,196 --> 00:03:17,697 JUST DON'T. 64 00:03:17,697 --> 00:03:19,198 FINE! GO AHEAD AND WEAR 65 00:03:19,199 --> 00:03:22,202 ONE OF YOUR DORKY BIG-BUTT OUTFITS. 66 00:03:22,202 --> 00:03:23,136 [DOORBELL CHIMES] 67 00:03:23,136 --> 00:03:25,204 THIS IS MAGAZINE DISCOUNT HOUSE. 68 00:03:25,205 --> 00:03:26,706 DARLENE, GET THE DOOR. 69 00:03:26,706 --> 00:03:29,008 WHY DO I ALWAYS HAVE TO GET THE DOOR? 70 00:03:29,008 --> 00:03:30,609 YOU DON'T ALWAYS HAVE TO GET THE DOOR. 71 00:03:30,610 --> 00:03:31,677 [RING] I'LL GO. 72 00:03:33,680 --> 00:03:34,681 HI, CRYSTAL. 73 00:03:34,681 --> 00:03:37,383 HELLO, HELLO, HELLO! 74 00:03:37,383 --> 00:03:39,051 HEY, CRYSTAL, DID YOU GET THE DRESS? 75 00:03:39,052 --> 00:03:40,119 UH-HUH. 76 00:03:40,119 --> 00:03:41,620 I WENT THROUGH MY COUSIN BEVERLY'S CLOSET 77 00:03:41,621 --> 00:03:43,623 AND I FOUND A TREASURE. 78 00:03:43,623 --> 00:03:44,624 TOMORROW NIGHT, ROSEANNE, 79 00:03:44,624 --> 00:03:48,194 YOU WILL BE THE BELLE OF THE BALL! 80 00:03:48,194 --> 00:03:49,762 I'D RATHER WEAR THE BAG. 81 00:03:52,865 --> 00:03:54,499 WHAT'S WRONG WITH IT? 82 00:03:54,500 --> 00:03:55,567 WELL, YOU STICK 83 00:03:55,568 --> 00:03:56,569 A COUPLE CANDLES IN MY NOSE, 84 00:03:56,569 --> 00:03:59,572 AND I'D LOOK LIKE A BIRTHDAY CAKE. 85 00:03:59,572 --> 00:04:01,574 THANKS ANYWAY, CRYSTAL. 86 00:04:03,042 --> 00:04:04,543 DAN, YOU JUST BETTER GO TO THIS THING 87 00:04:04,544 --> 00:04:05,912 ALL BY YOURSELF. 88 00:04:05,912 --> 00:04:07,280 NO DICE, BABE. 89 00:04:07,280 --> 00:04:08,781 YOU GOTTA GO. 90 00:04:08,781 --> 00:04:10,282 IT'S A GRAND OPENING. 91 00:04:10,283 --> 00:04:13,786 I DRY WALLED THIS BANK FOR YOU. 92 00:04:13,786 --> 00:04:15,287 WELL, WHY COULDN'T YOU HAVE DRY WALLED 93 00:04:15,288 --> 00:04:16,789 SOME DRESS SHOP FOR ME? 94 00:04:16,789 --> 00:04:17,790 COME ON, 95 00:04:17,790 --> 00:04:18,791 YOU'LL HAVE A GREAT TIME. 96 00:04:18,791 --> 00:04:20,292 FREE CHAMPAGNE, LIVE BAND, 97 00:04:20,293 --> 00:04:21,794 ALL THE SHRIMP YOU CAN EAT, 98 00:04:21,794 --> 00:04:23,796 AND, YES, ME. 99 00:04:23,796 --> 00:04:25,798 WHAT MORE COULD YOU WANT? 100 00:04:25,798 --> 00:04:27,800 I WANT A NEW DRESS. 101 00:04:27,800 --> 00:04:30,035 WHY DON'T YOU HAVE ANY MONEY? 102 00:04:30,036 --> 00:04:31,103 WELL, I DID, 103 00:04:31,104 --> 00:04:34,107 BUT I BLEW IT ON TUBE SOCKS FOR D.J. 104 00:04:34,107 --> 00:04:35,608 DAMN! I HATE MYSELF. 105 00:04:36,743 --> 00:04:39,312 HEY, I KNOW WHERE YOU CAN BORROW 106 00:04:39,312 --> 00:04:40,313 A REALLY NICE DRESS, 107 00:04:40,313 --> 00:04:41,314 BUT YOU'VE GOT TO BE OPEN. 108 00:04:41,314 --> 00:04:42,782 WHAT IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN? 109 00:04:42,782 --> 00:04:44,350 BY OPEN, I MEAN I KNOW SOMEONE 110 00:04:44,350 --> 00:04:45,851 WHO YOU CAN BORROW A DRESS FROM, 111 00:04:45,852 --> 00:04:46,853 BUT WHEN I MENTION HER NAME, 112 00:04:46,853 --> 00:04:48,221 YOU GOT TO PROMISE YOU WON'T SCREAM. 113 00:04:48,221 --> 00:04:49,422 I PROMISE. 114 00:04:49,422 --> 00:04:50,656 EDNA DeBELCO. 115 00:04:50,657 --> 00:04:52,025 AAH! 116 00:04:52,025 --> 00:04:52,959 WHO'S EDNA DeBELCO? 117 00:04:52,959 --> 00:04:54,026 AAH! 118 00:04:55,028 --> 00:04:57,096 SHE'S A REALLY WONDERFUL PERSON, DAN. 119 00:04:57,096 --> 00:04:58,597 ROSEANNE'S JUST SCREAMIN' 120 00:04:58,598 --> 00:05:00,099 BECAUSE SHE THINKS EDNA'S A WHININ', 121 00:05:00,099 --> 00:05:02,234 COMPLAININ', SNIVELING KLETCH. 122 00:05:02,235 --> 00:05:03,302 KVETCH. 123 00:05:04,304 --> 00:05:07,307 BECKY, WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THIS DRESS? 124 00:05:07,307 --> 00:05:11,311 STICK A FEW CANDLES IN IT AND MAKE A WISH. 125 00:05:20,620 --> 00:05:22,722 HEY, MOM, WHAT YOU WORKIN' ON? 126 00:05:22,722 --> 00:05:23,723 INVOICES. 127 00:05:23,723 --> 00:05:25,224 I'M ORDERING NEW CHILDREN. 128 00:05:27,827 --> 00:05:28,894 YEAH? 129 00:05:28,895 --> 00:05:30,363 WELL, WHY DON'T WE TRADE BECKY IN 130 00:05:30,363 --> 00:05:32,898 FOR A PARTIALLY TATTOOED LATIN BOY OF 16? 131 00:05:34,400 --> 00:05:37,903 'CAUSE THAT'S MY CHRISTMAS PRESENT TO MYSELF. 132 00:05:39,305 --> 00:05:40,306 HOLD IT. 133 00:05:40,306 --> 00:05:43,042 COULD THIS WOMAN BE MY LITTLE BECKY? 134 00:05:43,042 --> 00:05:44,109 NOT ALL OF HER. 135 00:05:44,110 --> 00:05:45,611 IF I WERE YOU, I'D CHECK UPSTAIRS 136 00:05:45,611 --> 00:05:47,112 FOR SOME MISSING KLEENEX. 137 00:05:52,251 --> 00:05:55,287 DARLENE, YOU HAVE SUCH A BIG MOUTH. 138 00:05:55,288 --> 00:05:58,357 AND YOU HAVE SUCH A SMALL CHEST. 139 00:05:58,358 --> 00:06:00,360 AT LEAST I HAVE A CHEST. 140 00:06:00,360 --> 00:06:01,361 AT LEAST I'M NO DROOLING, 141 00:06:01,361 --> 00:06:03,863 BOY-CRAZED NYMPHOMANIAC. 142 00:06:03,863 --> 00:06:07,366 HEY, LEAVE ME OUT OF THIS. 143 00:06:07,367 --> 00:06:09,469 YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS 'CAUSE I HAVE A DATE. 144 00:06:09,469 --> 00:06:11,037 AND A TWO-PLY CHEST. 145 00:06:11,037 --> 00:06:11,971 HERMAPHRODITE. 146 00:06:12,872 --> 00:06:13,873 OH, YEAH? 147 00:06:16,042 --> 00:06:19,111 HOW DOES THIS SKIRT LOOK WITH THIS SWEATER? 148 00:06:20,613 --> 00:06:21,614 GOOD. 149 00:06:21,614 --> 00:06:23,115 MOM? 150 00:06:23,116 --> 00:06:24,117 JUST FINE. 151 00:06:24,117 --> 00:06:25,118 REALLY? 152 00:06:25,118 --> 00:06:26,119 REALLY. 153 00:06:26,119 --> 00:06:27,120 DAD? TERRIFIC. 154 00:06:27,120 --> 00:06:28,121 PROMISE? PROMISE. 155 00:06:28,121 --> 00:06:29,155 MOM? 156 00:06:29,155 --> 00:06:30,222 BECKY, WOULD YOU RELAX? 157 00:06:30,223 --> 00:06:32,291 YOUR DATE'S NOT EVEN UNTIL TONIGHT. 158 00:06:32,291 --> 00:06:33,358 BUT I'M GIVING MY REPORT 159 00:06:33,359 --> 00:06:35,361 IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE STUDENT COUNCIL TODAY, 160 00:06:35,361 --> 00:06:37,629 AND JIMMY MELTRIGGER HEAD OF MY COMMITTEE. 161 00:06:38,898 --> 00:06:40,332 REALLY, MOM? 162 00:06:40,333 --> 00:06:41,334 REALLY. 163 00:06:41,334 --> 00:06:42,234 THANKS. 164 00:06:42,235 --> 00:06:43,236 BECKY. WHAT? 165 00:06:43,236 --> 00:06:44,737 COME HERE. 166 00:06:44,737 --> 00:06:45,804 WHAT? 167 00:06:45,805 --> 00:06:47,373 YOU FORGOT YOUR REPORT. 168 00:06:49,942 --> 00:06:51,443 I GOTTA GO. 169 00:06:51,444 --> 00:06:52,445 I GOT TO GO OVER TO THE LUMBERYARD 170 00:06:52,445 --> 00:06:53,946 AND TALK TO JOEY. 171 00:06:53,946 --> 00:06:54,947 HEY, WHEN YOU GO OVER THERE 172 00:06:54,947 --> 00:06:56,448 TO PICK UP YOUR TUXEDO, 173 00:06:56,449 --> 00:06:58,017 MAKE SURE YOU GET THE SHOES THAT GO WITH IT. 174 00:06:58,017 --> 00:06:59,018 I WILL. 175 00:06:59,018 --> 00:07:02,021 AH, YOU BETTER PUT A NOTE ON YOUR WINDSHIELD. 176 00:07:02,021 --> 00:07:04,523 HEY, DON'T WORRY ABOUT ME. WHAT ARE YOU GONNA WEAR? 177 00:07:04,524 --> 00:07:06,526 WELL, IN THE IMMORTAL WORDS OF DAN CONNER 178 00:07:06,526 --> 00:07:08,027 ON HIS WEDDING DAY, 179 00:07:08,027 --> 00:07:11,530 "BABE, I'M GONNA WEAR WHAT I'M GONNA WEAR. PTOOEY!" 180 00:07:13,533 --> 00:07:15,034 AND WHATEVER IT IS, 181 00:07:15,034 --> 00:07:18,537 I'M SURE YOU'LL LOOK AS TERRIFIC AS I DID. 182 00:07:41,627 --> 00:07:43,629 HI, EDNA... 183 00:07:44,630 --> 00:07:47,633 IT'S ROSEANNE CONNER. HOW ARE YOU? 184 00:08:12,158 --> 00:08:13,159 GOOD EVENING. 185 00:08:13,159 --> 00:08:16,162 THIS IS VANESSA FROM THE MAGAZINE DISCOUNT HOUSE. 186 00:08:16,162 --> 00:08:18,164 AND SINCE YOU'RE A PREFERRED CUSTOMER 187 00:08:18,164 --> 00:08:20,166 WITH A CREDIT CARD, I'M PREPARED TO OFFER YOU 188 00:08:20,166 --> 00:08:22,168 A 1, 2 OR 3 YEAR SUBSCRIPTION 189 00:08:22,168 --> 00:08:23,669 TO YOUR FAVORITE MAGAZINES 190 00:08:23,669 --> 00:08:25,170 AT PRICES SUBSTANTIALLY LOWER 191 00:08:25,171 --> 00:08:26,672 THAN THAT WHAT YOU PAY AT THE NEWSSTANDS. 192 00:08:26,672 --> 00:08:28,674 YEAH? SAME TO YOU! 193 00:08:30,409 --> 00:08:32,477 [TELEPHONE RINGS] 194 00:08:33,479 --> 00:08:34,980 HELLO. 195 00:08:34,981 --> 00:08:36,482 OH, HI, EDNA. 196 00:08:36,482 --> 00:08:37,483 AAH! 197 00:08:39,485 --> 00:08:41,487 OH, YEAH. I TRIED IT ON, 198 00:08:41,487 --> 00:08:42,988 AND IT FITS PERFECTLY. 199 00:08:44,991 --> 00:08:48,995 NO. I WOULDN'T TRY TO LANCE THAT THING BY MYSELF. 200 00:08:50,496 --> 00:08:51,497 OW! 201 00:08:51,497 --> 00:08:53,499 OH! DAN HURT HIMSELF, EDNA. 202 00:08:53,499 --> 00:08:54,967 I HAVE TO GO. 203 00:08:57,937 --> 00:09:00,806 HEY, I THOUGHT YOU HAD PEP SQUAD TODAY. 204 00:09:00,806 --> 00:09:02,374 I'M QUITTING PEP SQUAD! I'M QUITTING SCHOOL! 205 00:09:02,375 --> 00:09:03,876 I'M NEVER GOING BACK AGAIN! 206 00:09:03,876 --> 00:09:06,545 IF ANYBODY CALLS ME, TELL 'EM I'M DEAD! 207 00:09:06,546 --> 00:09:08,114 WELL, IT MUST BE SERIOUS. 208 00:09:08,114 --> 00:09:09,615 SHE'S NOT TAKIN' PHONE CALLS. 209 00:09:09,615 --> 00:09:12,618 WHERE IS SHE? WHERE IS MY SISTER? 210 00:09:12,618 --> 00:09:14,119 SHE WENT UPSTAIRS. 211 00:09:14,120 --> 00:09:16,522 AHA! I'LL NAIL HER ON HER HOME TURF. 212 00:09:16,522 --> 00:09:18,090 NAH, YOU'RE NOT NAILIN' NOBODY. 213 00:09:18,090 --> 00:09:19,224 WHAT HAPPENED? 214 00:09:19,225 --> 00:09:20,793 I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR SOMETHING LIKE THIS 215 00:09:20,793 --> 00:09:22,694 SINCE I WAS 2. 216 00:09:22,695 --> 00:09:24,763 YOU PASSED A TEST! 217 00:09:24,764 --> 00:09:26,265 ENLIGHTEN US. 218 00:09:26,265 --> 00:09:28,233 I'D BE GLAD TO. 219 00:09:28,234 --> 00:09:31,237 NOW THIS IS ACCORDING TO CHERYL BREWER 220 00:09:31,237 --> 00:09:34,240 WHOSE OLDER SISTER NOT ONLY GOES TO LANFORD HIGH, 221 00:09:34,240 --> 00:09:36,242 IS ALSO ON THE STUDENT COUNCIL, 222 00:09:36,242 --> 00:09:38,244 AND HAD A RINGSIDE SEAT 223 00:09:38,244 --> 00:09:39,845 FOR THE EVENT OF THE CENTURY. 224 00:09:39,845 --> 00:09:42,881 GET TO THE POINT, EDNA. 225 00:09:42,882 --> 00:09:44,950 OK, THIS IS GREAT. OK. HERE GOES. OK, HERE GOES. 226 00:09:44,951 --> 00:09:47,954 HOTSHOT BECKY'S STANDING UP TO GIVE HER SPEECH 227 00:09:47,954 --> 00:09:51,457 IN FRONT OF ALL HER SNOTTY HIGH SCHOOL FRIENDS-- 228 00:09:51,457 --> 00:09:52,458 GEORGINA WELLEN, 229 00:09:52,458 --> 00:09:54,460 LINDA FERRAMIN, 230 00:09:54,460 --> 00:09:57,963 DIANE "THE SCHNOZZ" BIRELLI, 231 00:09:57,964 --> 00:10:01,267 AND MR. PERFECT, JIMMY MELTRIGGER. 232 00:10:01,267 --> 00:10:04,336 THERE SHE IS, ALL DRESSED UP 233 00:10:04,337 --> 00:10:06,238 TRYING TO LOOK SO COOL, 234 00:10:06,238 --> 00:10:08,473 WITH HER HAIR PERFECT THAT SHE SPENT 235 00:10:08,474 --> 00:10:10,042 45 MINUTES ON IN THE BATHROOM-- 236 00:10:10,042 --> 00:10:11,043 DARLENE. 237 00:10:12,311 --> 00:10:13,578 OK. 238 00:10:13,579 --> 00:10:17,082 WELL, JUST AS SHE COMPLETES THE LINE, 239 00:10:17,083 --> 00:10:20,086 "I'D LIKE TO THANK THE STUDENT COUNCIL 240 00:10:20,086 --> 00:10:22,588 FOR ALLOWING ME TO SPEAK MY MIND," 241 00:10:22,588 --> 00:10:23,722 IT HAPPENED. 242 00:10:23,723 --> 00:10:24,990 WHAT HAPPENED? 243 00:10:24,991 --> 00:10:28,060 BECKY...CUT... THE CHEESE. 244 00:10:37,703 --> 00:10:42,007 PEOPLE ARE ALREADY CALLING HER "CONNER THE BOMBER." 245 00:10:42,008 --> 00:10:44,076 DARLENE, GIVE IT A REST. 246 00:10:44,076 --> 00:10:45,677 OH, POOR BECKY. 247 00:10:45,678 --> 00:10:47,246 SHE SHOULD BE PROUD. 248 00:10:47,246 --> 00:10:48,747 BECKY CONNER-- 249 00:10:48,748 --> 00:10:51,250 THE ONLY WOMAN TO BREAK THE SOUND BARRIER 250 00:10:51,250 --> 00:10:53,619 WITHOUT A PLANE. 251 00:10:53,619 --> 00:10:55,821 YOU KNOW THIS COULD'VE HAPPENED TO YOU. 252 00:10:55,821 --> 00:10:57,389 I THINK I'M GONNA GO UPSTAIRS 253 00:10:57,390 --> 00:10:58,891 AND SEE HOW HER DAY WENT. 254 00:10:58,891 --> 00:11:00,893 OH, NO. I THINK 255 00:11:00,893 --> 00:11:02,394 YOU'RE JUST GONNA GO ON IN THE KITCHEN 256 00:11:02,395 --> 00:11:03,396 AND FIX YOURSELF A SNACK. 257 00:11:03,396 --> 00:11:05,264 I'M NOT HUNGRY. 258 00:11:05,264 --> 00:11:06,331 WELL, THEN, GO OUT THERE AND STAY THERE 259 00:11:06,332 --> 00:11:07,333 TILL YOU ARE. 260 00:11:09,068 --> 00:11:10,569 WELL, NOW WHAT? 261 00:11:16,776 --> 00:11:17,810 SHUT UP, DAN! 262 00:11:17,810 --> 00:11:19,144 WHAT? 263 00:11:19,145 --> 00:11:20,513 THIS ISN'T FUNNY. 264 00:11:25,985 --> 00:11:28,153 THIS IS TOTALLY SERIOUS. 265 00:11:28,154 --> 00:11:29,722 MM--WHY DON'T YOU GO UP-- 266 00:11:29,722 --> 00:11:31,590 UPSTAIRS AND TALK TO HER? 267 00:11:31,590 --> 00:11:35,660 'CAUSE I FIGURE THIS IS YOUR AREA OF EXPERTISE. 268 00:11:39,699 --> 00:11:41,200 OK, OK. OK. 269 00:11:56,215 --> 00:11:58,116 I DIDN'T MAKE IT. 270 00:12:00,519 --> 00:12:02,521 HONEY. WHAT? 271 00:12:02,521 --> 00:12:04,022 I OWE YOU ONE. 272 00:12:05,291 --> 00:12:05,858 [KNOCK KNOCK] 273 00:12:10,663 --> 00:12:13,932 I HEARD YOU LAID DOWN THE LAW. 274 00:12:17,236 --> 00:12:18,904 WHO TOLD YOU? 275 00:12:18,904 --> 00:12:20,338 IT WAS ON THE NEWS. 276 00:12:23,175 --> 00:12:24,176 DARLENE TOLD ME. 277 00:12:24,176 --> 00:12:25,577 OH, GREAT. 278 00:12:25,578 --> 00:12:27,746 HEY, HONEY, ACCIDENTS HAPPEN. 279 00:12:27,747 --> 00:12:28,814 WELL, THIS ONE HAPPENED 280 00:12:28,814 --> 00:12:30,315 IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE STUDENT COUNCIL. 281 00:12:30,316 --> 00:12:31,317 EVERYBODY HEARD IT. 282 00:12:31,317 --> 00:12:32,618 JIMMY MELTRIGGER HEARD IT. 283 00:12:32,618 --> 00:12:34,987 I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO TELL YOU. 284 00:12:34,987 --> 00:12:37,055 I DON'T WANT THIS, OK? 285 00:12:37,056 --> 00:12:38,557 WELL, WHAT ABOUT YOUR DATE WITH JIMMY? 286 00:12:38,557 --> 00:12:40,058 WHAT DO YOU THINK? 287 00:12:44,063 --> 00:12:46,565 YOU KNOW, WHEN I WAS IN HIGH SCHOOL, 288 00:12:46,565 --> 00:12:48,066 I KEPT THIS DIARY-- 289 00:12:48,067 --> 00:12:49,568 I'VE HEARD THE DIARY STORY. 290 00:12:49,568 --> 00:12:53,572 YEAH, WELL, I'VE MADE SOME REVISIONS. 291 00:12:53,572 --> 00:12:55,574 OK, AND IN THIS DIARY I HAD WRITTEN DOWN 292 00:12:55,574 --> 00:12:58,076 MY INNERMOST SECRETS. 293 00:12:58,077 --> 00:13:00,079 ALL MY FANTASIES AND LOVE POEMS, 294 00:13:00,079 --> 00:13:01,980 ALL THAT REALLY EMBARRASSING CRAP. 295 00:13:01,981 --> 00:13:03,682 I KNOW, AND SOME GUY STOLE IT. 296 00:13:03,682 --> 00:13:06,751 YEAH, AND READ IT TO THE WHOLE SCHOOL. 297 00:13:06,752 --> 00:13:08,754 I WANTED TO CRAWL INTO A HOLE AND DIE. 298 00:13:08,754 --> 00:13:12,257 THAT WAS THE WORST THING I'VE EVER LIVED THROUGH. 299 00:13:12,258 --> 00:13:14,760 BUT, YOU KNOW, TO THIS DAY, 300 00:13:14,760 --> 00:13:16,728 I DON'T EVEN REMEMBER THAT GUY'S NAME. 301 00:13:16,729 --> 00:13:18,297 BARRY WATNICK. 302 00:13:20,299 --> 00:13:21,800 HIS NAME WAS BARRY WATNICK. 303 00:13:21,801 --> 00:13:23,803 EVERY TIME YOU TELL THAT STORY, 304 00:13:23,803 --> 00:13:24,870 YOU SAY, "I CAN REMEMBER IT 305 00:13:24,870 --> 00:13:25,871 "LIKE IT WAS YESTERDAY. 306 00:13:25,871 --> 00:13:28,840 THAT CREEP BARRY WATNICK STOLE MY DIARY." 307 00:13:28,841 --> 00:13:30,375 NICE TRY. 308 00:13:34,346 --> 00:13:36,881 LONNIE TOLD ME ABOUT BECKY'S UNFORTUNATE ACCIDENT. 309 00:13:36,882 --> 00:13:38,383 I'M SO SORRY. 310 00:13:39,985 --> 00:13:42,554 YEAH, WE'RE THINKING OF HAVING HER 311 00:13:42,555 --> 00:13:43,055 PUT TO SLEEP. 312 00:13:47,092 --> 00:13:48,626 I BOUGHT BECKY A CARD. 313 00:13:53,599 --> 00:13:56,101 WELL, HOW THOUGHTFUL. 314 00:13:56,101 --> 00:13:58,103 AND STRANGE. 315 00:13:58,103 --> 00:14:00,105 I GOT TO DROP LONNIE OFF AT THE Y, 316 00:14:00,105 --> 00:14:02,107 THEN I'LL BE BACK TO DO YOUR MAKE-UP. 317 00:14:02,107 --> 00:14:03,108 THANK YOU, CRYSTAL. 318 00:14:05,010 --> 00:14:06,077 YOU KNOW, THEY SAY 319 00:14:06,078 --> 00:14:08,080 THEY MAKE A CARD FOR EVERYTHING. 320 00:14:08,080 --> 00:14:10,582 WHAT DO YOU WANNA BET? 321 00:14:15,588 --> 00:14:18,090 I'LL BE DAMNED. 322 00:14:21,594 --> 00:14:23,095 HI, SWEETHEART. 323 00:14:34,106 --> 00:14:36,108 HERE'S THE REMOTE. 324 00:14:52,925 --> 00:14:55,427 [WHISTLING] 325 00:15:33,866 --> 00:15:34,533 PLFFT! 326 00:15:43,075 --> 00:15:44,109 ROSEANNE, WHY DON'T YOU 327 00:15:44,109 --> 00:15:46,077 LET ME TALK TO BECKY? 328 00:15:46,078 --> 00:15:49,147 NO, SHE'S ALREADY CLOSE ENOUGH TO THE EDGE. 329 00:15:49,148 --> 00:15:50,649 YOU KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA DO, ROSEANNE? 330 00:15:50,649 --> 00:15:52,317 I'M GONNA LEAVE YOU SOME SAMPLES. 331 00:15:52,318 --> 00:15:54,320 HA HA HA HA HA HA HA. 332 00:15:54,320 --> 00:15:56,255 WHAT'S SO FUNNY? 333 00:15:56,255 --> 00:15:58,323 OH, I WAS JUST REMEMBERING THE TIME 334 00:15:58,324 --> 00:16:00,826 WHEN YOU DOVE INTO THE IVY STREET POOL, 335 00:16:00,826 --> 00:16:01,827 AND CAME UP, 336 00:16:01,827 --> 00:16:02,828 AND HAD A WHOLE CONVERSATION 337 00:16:02,828 --> 00:16:04,830 WITH HENRY JYWICKI 338 00:16:04,830 --> 00:16:08,266 WITH YOUR LEFT BUOY BOBBING ON THE SURF. 339 00:16:08,267 --> 00:16:08,834 OH, LORD. 340 00:16:13,839 --> 00:16:16,007 THAT NEVER HAPPENED. 341 00:16:16,008 --> 00:16:17,075 YOU DON'T REMEMBER THAT 342 00:16:17,076 --> 00:16:18,577 HENRY JYWICKI SPENT THE REST OF HIS SUMMER 343 00:16:18,577 --> 00:16:20,912 RIDING HIS BIKE AROUND OUR DRIVEWAY. 344 00:16:20,913 --> 00:16:22,981 THAT NEVER HAPPENED, JACKIE. 345 00:16:22,982 --> 00:16:23,983 IF THAT WOULD HAVE HAPPENED, 346 00:16:23,983 --> 00:16:27,386 I WOULD HAVE BEEN MORE POPULAR IN HIGH SCHOOL. 347 00:16:27,386 --> 00:16:28,453 IT WAS 4th OF JULY WEEKEND. 348 00:16:28,454 --> 00:16:29,455 YOU HAD ON THAT 349 00:16:29,455 --> 00:16:31,457 STARS AND STRIPES BATHING SUIT 350 00:16:31,457 --> 00:16:32,458 BECAUSE YOU SAID IT REMINDED YOU OF 351 00:16:32,458 --> 00:16:34,460 PETER FONDA'S HELMET IN EASY RIDER. 352 00:16:34,460 --> 00:16:35,961 AND WHEN YOU CAME UP, 353 00:16:35,961 --> 00:16:39,030 HALF THE COUNTRY HAD DISAPPEARED. 354 00:16:39,031 --> 00:16:40,599 OH, MY GOD. 355 00:16:40,599 --> 00:16:44,102 I HAD COMPLETELY FORGOTTEN ABOUT THAT. 356 00:16:44,103 --> 00:16:45,104 COME ON. 357 00:16:48,107 --> 00:16:49,108 [KNOCK KNOCK] 358 00:16:51,110 --> 00:16:53,112 GO AHEAD. TELL HER. 359 00:16:53,112 --> 00:16:54,113 BECKY, I HEARD ABOUT 360 00:16:54,113 --> 00:16:55,614 WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU AT SCHOOL TODAY. 361 00:16:55,614 --> 00:16:57,616 I JUST WANTED TO TELL YOU THAT 362 00:16:57,616 --> 00:16:59,618 IT REMINDED ME OF THE TIME WHEN YOUR MOM 363 00:16:59,618 --> 00:17:02,120 DOVE INTO A PUBLIC POOL AND CAME UP 364 00:17:02,121 --> 00:17:04,089 WITH HALF HER BATHING SUIT OFF. 365 00:17:06,058 --> 00:17:08,226 WHICH HALF? 366 00:17:08,227 --> 00:17:11,797 THE NORTHERN STATES. I WAS SO CRUSHED, 367 00:17:11,797 --> 00:17:12,798 I DIDN'T EVEN GO BACK TO THAT POOL 368 00:17:12,798 --> 00:17:14,432 FOR THE REST OF SUMMER. 369 00:17:14,433 --> 00:17:16,234 WHAT'S YOUR POINT? 370 00:17:16,235 --> 00:17:18,804 WELL, THE POINT IS THAT WHEN IT HAPPENED TO ME, 371 00:17:18,804 --> 00:17:20,305 I WAS SO HUMILIATED 372 00:17:20,305 --> 00:17:21,806 I THOUGHT I'D NEVER GET OVER IT, YOU KNOW? 373 00:17:21,807 --> 00:17:22,808 BUT UNTIL JUST NOW, 374 00:17:22,808 --> 00:17:24,876 I HAD COMPLETELY FORGOTTEN ABOUT IT. 375 00:17:24,877 --> 00:17:28,080 AND YOU REMEMBERED IT? 376 00:17:28,080 --> 00:17:30,649 OH, YEAH, LIKE IT WAS YESTERDAY. 377 00:17:30,649 --> 00:17:32,917 THAT WAS THE TALK OF THE TOWN. HA! 378 00:17:32,918 --> 00:17:33,985 I RAN INTO HENRY JYWICKI 379 00:17:33,986 --> 00:17:35,487 JUST THE OTHER DAY AT THE HARDWARE STORE. 380 00:17:35,487 --> 00:17:36,488 HE ASKED ME IF YOU WERE GONNA BE 381 00:17:36,488 --> 00:17:38,490 JOINING THE POOL AGAIN THIS SUMMER. 382 00:17:38,490 --> 00:17:39,991 THEN HE MADE THAT FACE. 383 00:17:49,501 --> 00:17:55,507 ♪ HERE SHE IS, MISS AMERICA ♪ 384 00:17:55,507 --> 00:17:59,344 MISS CONNER HAILS FROM LANFORD, ILLINOIS. 385 00:17:59,344 --> 00:18:02,447 HER GOAL IS TO ACHIEVE PEACE ON EARTH, 386 00:18:02,448 --> 00:18:05,517 AND HER HOBBIES INCLUDE WINDSURFING 387 00:18:05,517 --> 00:18:09,420 AND SATISFYING HER MAN. 388 00:18:09,421 --> 00:18:11,489 YOU LOOK GREAT, MOM. 389 00:18:11,490 --> 00:18:12,491 WELL, THANK YOU. 390 00:18:12,491 --> 00:18:13,992 COME ON, DEEJ. LET'S GO GET YOUR PJs ON. 391 00:18:13,992 --> 00:18:15,760 [DOORBELL RINGS] 392 00:18:15,761 --> 00:18:16,828 I'LL GET IT IF I CAN 393 00:18:16,829 --> 00:18:18,197 COME OUT OF THE KITCHEN. 394 00:18:18,197 --> 00:18:19,097 IF YOU COME OUT OF THE KITCHEN, 395 00:18:19,098 --> 00:18:20,966 YOU'RE GONNA GET IT. 396 00:18:20,966 --> 00:18:22,834 OOH, NOTICE ME TREMBLE. 397 00:18:25,137 --> 00:18:26,004 HI. 398 00:18:28,373 --> 00:18:30,408 I'M HERE TO PICK UP BECKY. 399 00:18:30,409 --> 00:18:32,477 OH, HI. YOU MUST BE JIMMY. 400 00:18:32,478 --> 00:18:33,545 COME ON IN. 401 00:18:33,545 --> 00:18:35,113 THANKS. 402 00:18:35,114 --> 00:18:36,115 NICE HOUSE. 403 00:18:36,115 --> 00:18:39,618 GUESS YOU DON'T GET OUT MUCH. 404 00:18:39,618 --> 00:18:41,119 WELL, BECKY'S STILL UPSTAIRS. 405 00:18:41,120 --> 00:18:42,621 CAN I GET YOU SOMETHING TO DRINK? 406 00:18:42,621 --> 00:18:44,623 NO, THANKS. REALLY. I'M FINE. 407 00:18:48,694 --> 00:18:50,195 YOU MUST BE DARLENE. 408 00:18:50,195 --> 00:18:51,429 WHY? 409 00:18:51,430 --> 00:18:52,998 YOUR SISTER WAS RIGHT. 410 00:18:52,998 --> 00:18:54,065 YOU'RE PRETTY CUTE. 411 00:18:54,066 --> 00:18:56,635 BECKY SAID THAT? 412 00:18:59,204 --> 00:19:00,271 YEAH. 413 00:19:00,272 --> 00:19:03,475 YOU'RE SURE YOU DON'T WANT SOMETHING TO DRINK? 414 00:19:03,475 --> 00:19:05,777 UH, NO, I'M ALL RIGHT. 415 00:19:05,777 --> 00:19:08,346 WELL, IF YOU DO WANT ANYTHING, 416 00:19:08,347 --> 00:19:09,848 I'LL BE IN THE KITCHEN 417 00:19:09,848 --> 00:19:11,482 FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE. 418 00:19:11,483 --> 00:19:13,551 I'LL GO TELL BECKY YOU'RE HERE. 419 00:19:13,552 --> 00:19:15,053 HAVE A SEAT. 420 00:19:15,053 --> 00:19:16,054 MISS MONEYPENNY, I'VE SPOKEN TO Q. 421 00:19:16,054 --> 00:19:17,055 WE'VE DEPOSITED THE MICROFILM 422 00:19:17,055 --> 00:19:20,558 IN A VAULT IN ZURICH. 423 00:19:20,559 --> 00:19:21,560 MOVE. 424 00:19:21,560 --> 00:19:22,561 RIGHT. 425 00:19:30,702 --> 00:19:35,139 SO, UH, BECKY TELLS ME YOU'RE A QUARTERBACK. 426 00:19:35,140 --> 00:19:37,976 UH, NO, I'M A CORNERBACK. 427 00:19:37,976 --> 00:19:41,045 I FEEL MUCH SAFER KNOWING MY DAUGHTER'S 428 00:19:41,046 --> 00:19:44,549 GOING OUT WITH A DEFENSIVE PLAYER. 429 00:19:44,550 --> 00:19:47,519 [LAUGHS] 430 00:19:47,519 --> 00:19:49,087 YOU KNOW, I, UH, I SEE YOUR PICTURE 431 00:19:49,087 --> 00:19:50,488 IN THE TROPHY CASE AT SCHOOL. 432 00:19:56,428 --> 00:19:57,929 THE ILLINOIS REGIONALS. 433 00:20:00,465 --> 00:20:02,033 THEY SAY YOU WERE ONE OF THE BEST LINEMEN 434 00:20:02,034 --> 00:20:03,502 EVER TO PLAY FOR LANFORD. 435 00:20:03,502 --> 00:20:05,770 JIMMY, ARE YOU SAYIN' ALL THIS TO GET ON MY GOOD SIDE? 436 00:20:05,771 --> 00:20:08,073 YES, I AM. IT'S WORKING. 437 00:20:08,073 --> 00:20:09,574 SO JIMBO, 438 00:20:09,575 --> 00:20:11,577 TELL ME A LITTLE BIT MORE ABOUT YOURSELF. 439 00:20:11,577 --> 00:20:15,080 LIKE, FOR EXAMPLE, WHY YOU IDOLIZE ME. 440 00:20:20,252 --> 00:20:22,821 HEY, JIMMY MELTRIGGER'S DOWNSTAIRS WAITIN' FOR YOU. 441 00:20:22,821 --> 00:20:24,322 OH, MY GOD. 442 00:20:24,323 --> 00:20:28,327 THAT'S WHAT I SAID. "OOH, HE AIN'T BAD." 443 00:20:28,327 --> 00:20:29,895 I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. 444 00:20:29,895 --> 00:20:30,896 HE'S HERE? 445 00:20:30,896 --> 00:20:32,898 OH, MY GOD, WHAT IS HE DOING HERE? 446 00:20:32,898 --> 00:20:34,900 WELL, RIGHT NOW HE'S CHARMING 447 00:20:34,900 --> 00:20:37,402 THE RENTED PANTS OFF YOUR FATHER. 448 00:20:37,402 --> 00:20:39,404 MOM, LOOK, I CAN'T SEE HIM. 449 00:20:39,404 --> 00:20:40,905 TELL HIM I'M SICK. 450 00:20:40,906 --> 00:20:42,908 OH, BECKY, GET OFF IT ALREADY. 451 00:20:42,908 --> 00:20:45,911 IT WASN'T SUCH A TERRIBLE THING THAT HAPPENED. 452 00:20:45,911 --> 00:20:47,412 THE PROOF OF IT IS THAT 453 00:20:47,412 --> 00:20:49,113 JIMMY'S DOWNSTAIRS WAITIN' FOR YOU. 454 00:20:49,114 --> 00:20:51,282 HE'S JUST KEEPIN' THE DATE TO BE NICE. 455 00:20:51,283 --> 00:20:55,487 OH, AND WHAT A ROTTEN CHARACTER TRAIT THAT IS. 456 00:20:55,487 --> 00:20:58,056 MOM, I'M GONNA RUN INTO EVERYONE I KNOW. 457 00:20:58,056 --> 00:20:59,557 BECKY, WHAT ARE YOU AFRAID OF? 458 00:20:59,558 --> 00:21:02,060 THEY WERE LAUGHING AT ME, MOM. COME ON. 459 00:21:02,060 --> 00:21:03,561 LOOK. 460 00:21:03,562 --> 00:21:05,564 SO YOU MADE A LITTLE BOOMBIE 461 00:21:05,564 --> 00:21:08,066 IN FRONT OF EVERYBODY. 462 00:21:08,066 --> 00:21:10,068 YOU'RE JUST UPSET 'CAUSE 463 00:21:10,068 --> 00:21:11,069 YOU DON'T LIKE TO DO ANYTHING 464 00:21:11,069 --> 00:21:14,138 UNLESS YOU GOT IT WRITTEN DOWN ON A PAD BEFOREHAND. 465 00:21:14,139 --> 00:21:16,708 HEY, WHAT HAPPENED WAS JUST ONE OF THOSE 466 00:21:16,708 --> 00:21:18,209 SPONTANEOUS LITTLE SURPRISES 467 00:21:18,210 --> 00:21:20,579 THAT LIFE IS FULL OF. 468 00:21:20,579 --> 00:21:24,950 AND FORTUNATELY, NO ONE WAS HURT. 469 00:21:28,453 --> 00:21:30,021 YOU BETTER GET USED TO IT, TOO, 470 00:21:30,022 --> 00:21:35,027 BECAUSE I'M TELLIN' YOU, LIFE IS FULL OF BOOMBIES. 471 00:21:35,027 --> 00:21:36,528 NOW WHY DON'T YOU GET DOWNSTAIRS BEFORE AUNT JACKIE 472 00:21:36,528 --> 00:21:38,329 RUNS OFF WITH YOUR DATE? 473 00:21:40,132 --> 00:21:41,399 MOM? 474 00:21:41,400 --> 00:21:44,469 YOU'RE NOT GONNA DO IT AGAIN, ARE YOU? 475 00:21:47,005 --> 00:21:48,006 NO. 476 00:21:48,006 --> 00:21:50,008 I JUST WANTED TO TELL YOU 477 00:21:50,008 --> 00:21:51,242 YOU LOOK REAL NICE. 478 00:21:51,243 --> 00:21:53,078 YEAH, I DO, DON'T I? 479 00:21:54,379 --> 00:21:56,447 UH-HUH, UH-HUH. ED--EDNA, 480 00:21:56,448 --> 00:21:58,450 HAVE YOU TRIED TAKIN' A HOT BATH? 481 00:21:58,450 --> 00:22:00,952 I'LL GO ON RECORD RIGHT NOW AND SAY THAT HIGH-TOP CLEATS 482 00:22:00,952 --> 00:22:03,087 WILL DEFINITELY BE BACK IN. 483 00:22:03,088 --> 00:22:04,656 HEY, LOOK AT. 484 00:22:04,656 --> 00:22:05,657 THEY'VE BONDED. 485 00:22:05,657 --> 00:22:07,425 ISN'T THAT CUTE? 486 00:22:07,426 --> 00:22:09,394 HEY, BECKY, HOW YOU DOIN'? 487 00:22:09,394 --> 00:22:10,395 HI, JIMMY. 488 00:22:12,097 --> 00:22:13,665 COME ON, DAN. WE'RE GONNA BE LATE. 489 00:22:13,665 --> 00:22:15,333 OH, YEAH, I'LL GET THE CHARIOT. 490 00:22:15,334 --> 00:22:17,836 UH, IF YOU DON'T HAVE HER HOME BY MIDNIGHT, 491 00:22:17,836 --> 00:22:20,738 I'LL CLOTHESLINE YOU. 492 00:22:20,739 --> 00:22:23,808 HEY, SEE YOU AT 10:30, SIS. 493 00:22:23,809 --> 00:22:26,812 DARLENE, YOU BE GOOD. 494 00:22:26,812 --> 00:22:28,313 WILL YOU TELL CRYSTAL THANKS? 495 00:22:28,313 --> 00:22:29,814 DON'T WORRY. SHE'LL STILL BE 496 00:22:29,815 --> 00:22:33,084 TALKING TO EDNA WHEN YOU GET BACK. 497 00:22:33,085 --> 00:22:35,087 HEY, HAVE FUN, YOU GUYS. 498 00:22:35,087 --> 00:22:36,788 [CAR HORN HONKS] 499 00:22:36,788 --> 00:22:39,123 OH, THAT MUST BE MY LIMO. 500 00:22:43,428 --> 00:22:45,396 I WASN'T SURE YOU'D SHOW UP. 501 00:22:45,397 --> 00:22:48,366 I WASN'T SURE YOU'D BE UP FOR GOIN' OUT. 502 00:22:48,367 --> 00:22:52,104 WELL, I AM. 503 00:22:52,104 --> 00:22:53,805 SO AM I. 504 00:22:53,805 --> 00:22:57,875 SO, LISTEN. EVERYTHING ELSE ASIDE, 505 00:22:57,876 --> 00:23:00,378 WHAT DID YOU THINK OF MY SPEECH? 506 00:23:00,379 --> 00:23:02,881 CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE --www.ncicap.org-- 33414

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