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- Oh, hey.
- Hi.
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This is a nice surprise.
Hard day at work,
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come home to my hot teacher.
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Yeah.
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More like terrific tutor.
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How are your students doing?
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- They are acing this quiz.
- Yeah?
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- Yeah.
- Give me one of the questions.
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All right. Uh, here, question four.
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"What is the highest place on Earth?"
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Highest place on Earth.
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Easy. UC Berkeley.
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I don't even go here.
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Mount Everest.
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- Of course.
- Boom! Can this woman tutor?
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I don't know if this is
frightening or arousing.
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"What is a mixture of
igneous and metamorphic rock?"
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- Um...
- Migmatite.
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Oh, yeah.
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Geology, suckas!
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Oh, yeah. This is arousing.
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What do you say we go upstairs?
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No, honey, we can't.
Mandy's gonna come home
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any minute, and she's
gonna be pretty upset.
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About what?
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Well, that fashion website
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she submitted her proposed collection to
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gave their answer.
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Modern Mode? They
rejected all her proposals?
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Yeah, the whole line.
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Eh, what do those fashion
Einsteins know anyway?
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They couldn't tell the difference
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between an A-line and a B cup.
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Project Runway. Tim Gunn.
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- Best thing on TV.
- Oh. Well...
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Buona sera, beautiful parents.
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We have awesome news.
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Ah. Certainly handles
disappointment well.
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Listen, for the record,
I'm only smiling right now
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because you brought pizza.
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Honey, we thought you'd still
be crushed about Modern Mode.
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Oh. She was. She printed out the logo
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and used it as a dartboard.
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It would be full of holes
if she was better at darts.
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But when Mandy's down, we get pizza.
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- All right.
- Which was genius,
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because on the wall of
Arturo's is a map of Italy.
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And guess where Kyle and I are going?
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Italy!
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Sorry. I get so excited
when I know the answer.
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I worked super hard on a line
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that got turned down
by a bunch of idiots.
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I need a vacation.
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Oh. Well, who's gonna
pay for the vacation?
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Well, we've been saving
a lot of money, Dad.
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Living rent-free here. I forgot.
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Well, we didn't...
that's why we
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haven't been paying you anything.
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This is gonna be so much fun.
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I can't wait to go to every
city on this pizza box.
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Ooh. Let's go to Nipples.
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Naples.
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Synced and corrected by Katniss Everdeen
www.addic7ed.com
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Um, listen, your mom and
I were talking upstairs,
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and we think you're
making a big mistake, okay?
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- Huh.
- We don't think you should go to Italy.
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But I just filled out a BuzzFeed quiz
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on what type of Italian food I am.
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I'm a cannoli.
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Well, we didn't have that
information, so arrivederci.
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Mandy, the deal was we would
let you use the bomb shelter
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as a studio so you could
save money for the business.
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You know, not traipse around
Tuscany like Diane Lane.
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I saw the movie.
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You're making it sound like I'm
using your money for the trip.
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Oh, I'm sorry, I just mean...
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We weren't being clear. You're
using our money for the trip.
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Look, we support you
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in trying to get your
business off the ground.
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What we can't sign off on is you
wasting money on travel, okay?
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But you always said travel
was the best education.
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I was right then, and I'm right now.
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You've had a setback, okay?
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And I'm sure the next
thing that you submit
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will be accepted, and-and then you're
gonna need that money for supplies.
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Look at it this way.
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When God slams a door shut, he
generally builds you a window.
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Dad, why is everything
with you home improvement?
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Chuck, uh, is my dad in there?
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No. And just because my desk is here
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doesn't make me your dad's receptionist.
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But would you like to leave
a message for Mr. Baxter?
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No. Uh, actually, I
want to surprise him.
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I'm gonna upgrade the
website for the restaurant.
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You know, he's been working
so hard on the expansion,
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I just want him to have one
less thing to worry about.
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Okay. So, what are you doing here?
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Well, you do a lot of camera
stuff around here.
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So I want to make a
video for the home page,
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and I just have one little question.
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- Okay, what?
- How do I do it?
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As it turns out, I used
to work in video production
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when I was in the Marines.
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- What?
- Yes. I produced a recruitment spot
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where a farm boy looks
up from a cornfield,
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sees an eagle soaring by,
follows it to a hilltop...
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Where a sword of destiny waits for him?
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- Yeah.
- I saw that.
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Oh, yeah? All right, yes.
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Thank you. Yeah, 12%
increase in recruitment.
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Wow.
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Yeah. If I could do
that for the Marines,
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I can make a
video for Outdoor Man Grill.
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- Thank you, Chuck.
- Oh, yeah.
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I-I don't want to put you out, though.
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- Oh.
- It sounds like a lot of work.
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- No...
- What's a lot of work? I'll do it.
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Uh, you don't even know what it is, Ed.
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Yeah, it doesn't matter. I'm
retired and I'm losing my mind.
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I just came back from
playing pickleball.
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Okay, well, uh, Chuck
and I are going to shoot
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a new promo for the Grill's website.
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That sounds like a terrific idea.
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But make sure it's classy.
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And nothing says classy
like a spokesman in a tuxedo.
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Hmm? I have four.
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Four wives, four tuxedos.
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For this one, I'd wear the Mary Ann.
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Okay. Uh, are you sure, Ed?
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I mean, acting
is harder than it looks.
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Trust me, I'm a natural.
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I know all the tricks.
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As much as I love the
camera, it loves me more.
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Thank you, Ed. It's gonna be great.
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Yeah. I'll round up the
in-house production guys.
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Kristin, you write up the copy.
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Ed, take Mary Ann to the cleaners.
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All right.
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With pleasure, with... her
lawyer did the same to me in '86.
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That took a long time. That
place was packed, honey.
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Moo goo gai pan.
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You know, I bet the progressives
are gonna make us call this
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moo goo gender-neutral pan.
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I don't care what it's called,
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just put it in plates. I'm starving.
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Yeah, me, too. Ooh.
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Oh, hey, honey. You hungry?
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No. What I am is stunned,
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- grateful and in awe.
- Oh.
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Perfect, 'cause there's only
enough food for your mom and me.
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Uh, so, stunned, grateful
and in awe about what?
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God. And my friend
Annie from high school.
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Oh, that sketchy
cheerleader who got suspended
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for selling her ADD meds?
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God, cheerleader, prescription meds.
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This is gonna be a hell of a story.
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One day after those
weasels from Modern Mode
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turn down my fashion
submission, guess who calls me?
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God.
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No. Annie,
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who is now a successful
real estate agent.
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- Oh.
- She invites me to lunch,
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we talk, and we wind up
sitting for two hours.
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Sounds like the waiter could
have used the ADD medicine.
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The moment I stood up from that table,
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I knew what I wanted to do with my life.
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Th... what are
you talking about?
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I'm going to become a real estate agent.
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W-What? What about fashion?
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It's what you said yesterday, Dad.
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When God closes a door,
he builds a window.
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Fashion is the door,
real estate is the window.
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- Come on, isn't this incredible?
- No... wait, wait.
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You and your home improvement.
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Mike? Oh, hey, hi.
Listen, uh, great news.
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I've been doing some
research, and it turns out
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that Mandy will have to do a ton of work
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if she wants to be a
real estate agent. Huh?
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This will destroy her.
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It's true what they say.
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There's nothing quite
like a mother's love.
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Okay, all right, all
right, I get it, I get it.
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I'm just... I'll take
anything if it gets
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this silly real estate
notion out of her head.
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You got to admit... pretty
girl, bubbly personality...
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it's almost like Mandy was
created in a lab to sell houses.
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Hold on, hold on. You're,
you're not on board
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with this crazy idea, are you?
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I'm not even sure Mandy's
on board with this.
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Selling real estate is a rebound career.
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It's not the career you marry.
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Well, sometimes, you make
a mistake when you marry,
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and you don't realize it until
you need somebody's support
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and it's not there.
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I mean, w-why aren't you
more upset about this?
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Because I don't think
you meant to insult me.
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About Mandy. Look, fashion is her life.
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She didn't draw "for sale"
signs on her school notebooks,
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she drew dresses.
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She also wrote "Mrs. Ricky
Martin" in that notebook.
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All I'm saying here,
honey, is things change.
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Just ask Ricky's husband.
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Pull back to reveal the roasted potato.
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Enter Ed!
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Uh, E-Ed, uh, your line is...
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I know my line.
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Then why didn't you say it?
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First I say it with
my eyes, then my mouth.
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Let's skip the eyes and
go straight to the mouth.
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And action.
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Hello, I'm Ed Alzate.
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Welcome to the Outdoor Man Grill.
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Where your taste buds
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take a trip around the world.
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Ed,
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why are you talking like that?
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It's an old stage technique.
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It forces people to listen more closely.
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It's called whispering.
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We're running out of time, Kristin.
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We've been working on
this scene all morning.
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Do we have a-a good version of it?
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You mean, has he said
what you wrote? Yes.
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In a way we can hear it?
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No.
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Uh, okay.
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Uh...
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Let's do your-your line at the table.
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Ah, perfect, perfect. Moving
to the table, everyone.
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Now, uh, so, your line here
is, "Everything on our menu
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is fresh, exotic and delicious."
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Uh-uh-uh. There's
something wrong here.
233
00:10:32,279 --> 00:10:34,746
There should be champagne on this table.
234
00:10:34,781 --> 00:10:36,214
It's their anniversary.
235
00:10:36,249 --> 00:10:39,350
That-that's not anywhere
in the script, Ed.
236
00:10:39,386 --> 00:10:41,953
Well, I-it's called backstory.
It's essential for the actors.
237
00:10:41,988 --> 00:10:43,708
They're not actors,
they're from accounting.
238
00:10:45,926 --> 00:10:47,892
And what's with the wine?
239
00:10:47,928 --> 00:10:50,795
A man such as I would start
the evening with a martini.
240
00:10:50,831 --> 00:10:55,100
Okay. Let's just take it
from the top, everybody.
241
00:10:55,135 --> 00:10:57,368
I have...
I have a better idea.
242
00:10:57,404 --> 00:10:59,571
Let's just, uh, let the cameras roll,
243
00:10:59,606 --> 00:11:02,307
and let's see if we-we
get lucky. All right?
244
00:11:02,342 --> 00:11:03,908
- Ed, that's not how this w...
- Ah, no, no, no.
245
00:11:03,944 --> 00:11:05,376
Trust me. Some of the best moments
246
00:11:05,412 --> 00:11:06,945
in cinema were ad-libbed.
247
00:11:06,980 --> 00:11:08,079
Right? Such as, uh...
248
00:11:08,115 --> 00:11:10,582
"I'm walkin' here!"
249
00:11:16,590 --> 00:11:18,423
- Hi, Mom.
- No, I'm not your mom.
250
00:11:18,458 --> 00:11:20,492
I'm your reality check,
so brace yourself.
251
00:11:20,527 --> 00:11:22,093
I am coming in hot.
252
00:11:22,129 --> 00:11:23,461
What's that?
253
00:11:23,497 --> 00:11:25,263
This is the next six
months of your life,
254
00:11:25,298 --> 00:11:27,832
otherwise known as the
Colorado Real Estate Manual,
255
00:11:27,868 --> 00:11:29,767
so you have fun getting through that.
256
00:11:29,803 --> 00:11:31,970
I-I'm already reading it.
I'm just doing it in a way
257
00:11:32,005 --> 00:11:36,074
that's much more efficient.
Aw, my battery just died.
258
00:11:36,109 --> 00:11:37,842
All right, all right. Wait,
wait, wait. No, I'm not done.
259
00:11:37,878 --> 00:11:40,245
Nope. How about this? This is a schedule
260
00:11:40,280 --> 00:11:43,648
of 150 hours of classes
you're gonna need to take.
261
00:11:43,683 --> 00:11:45,950
Yeah, classes. Your favorite.
262
00:11:45,986 --> 00:11:48,686
Actually, it's 168 hours of classes
263
00:11:48,722 --> 00:11:50,121
and then the broker exam.
264
00:11:50,157 --> 00:11:51,758
I also need a sponsoring realty company,
265
00:11:51,791 --> 00:11:54,192
which is why I'm meeting
with Annie and her boss. Ooh.
266
00:11:54,227 --> 00:11:57,529
I got to go. Oh, consider
this reality checked.
267
00:11:57,564 --> 00:11:59,998
Hey, Mandy, Mandy, Mandy.
268
00:12:00,033 --> 00:12:01,299
What if you don't pass
269
00:12:01,334 --> 00:12:03,101
the broker exam, huh? Then what then?
270
00:12:03,136 --> 00:12:05,870
Mom, if I don't pass,
I'll take it again.
271
00:12:05,906 --> 00:12:08,006
- See you later, Dad.
- See you.
272
00:12:11,511 --> 00:12:14,846
You know, I could've used
your support right then.
273
00:12:16,883 --> 00:12:22,287
I'd like to be supportive
like Ricky Martin's husband.
274
00:12:22,322 --> 00:12:25,290
"Cheer up, Ricky. Let's have some eggs."
275
00:12:25,325 --> 00:12:29,027
Come on, honey. What is it?
What is really going on here?
276
00:12:29,062 --> 00:12:32,797
I don't want her to be like me.
I want her to be more like you.
277
00:12:32,832 --> 00:12:34,632
What is that supposed to mean?
278
00:12:34,668 --> 00:12:37,335
I got a doctorate in Geology
because I loved it.
279
00:12:37,370 --> 00:12:39,571
- I got it, yeah.
- And then I took that job at Paxon
280
00:12:39,606 --> 00:12:42,073
because-because I didn't
know what to do with it.
281
00:12:42,108 --> 00:12:44,676
Right? And then it took me
two decades to figure out
282
00:12:44,711 --> 00:12:47,478
that what I really
wanted was to teach it.
283
00:12:47,514 --> 00:12:49,047
And you have been
teaching. Y-You're tutoring.
284
00:12:49,082 --> 00:12:50,515
You love it. You reinvented yourself.
285
00:12:50,550 --> 00:12:52,717
You're like Reagan but prettier.
286
00:12:52,752 --> 00:12:55,520
Honey, I didn't know
what my passion was,
287
00:12:55,555 --> 00:12:57,255
so I just took the first
thing that came along.
288
00:12:57,290 --> 00:12:59,657
Mandy has always known what she wanted.
289
00:12:59,693 --> 00:13:02,238
I just... I can't stand it
that she's not going after it.
290
00:13:02,269 --> 00:13:03,027
All right, all right.
291
00:13:03,063 --> 00:13:04,862
All right. You know, I think
I get where you're going,
292
00:13:04,898 --> 00:13:06,231
and I'm sorry I didn't
pick this up for...
293
00:13:06,262 --> 00:13:06,564
No, no.
294
00:13:06,600 --> 00:13:08,666
No. Look, don't be sorry.
Don't be sorry. Be grateful.
295
00:13:08,702 --> 00:13:10,501
You have always known
what your dream is,
296
00:13:10,537 --> 00:13:12,537
and you made it come true.
297
00:13:21,471 --> 00:13:24,672
Kristin, I want to apologize
about the other day. Uh...
298
00:13:24,707 --> 00:13:26,540
I'm afraid I got a little carried away.
299
00:13:26,576 --> 00:13:29,510
No, no. No, you were...
300
00:13:29,545 --> 00:13:32,613
You looked so good in that tux.
301
00:13:32,648 --> 00:13:34,882
Well, I... the fact
is, I was so excited
302
00:13:34,917 --> 00:13:37,618
to be doing something meaningful, I...
303
00:13:37,653 --> 00:13:39,687
I became a bit of a jackass.
304
00:13:39,722 --> 00:13:41,455
Hey, guys.
305
00:13:41,491 --> 00:13:43,290
- You ready to watch the video?
- Oh, no, no, Chuck.
306
00:13:43,326 --> 00:13:45,125
You don't have to do that.
You don't have to do that.
307
00:13:45,161 --> 00:13:46,760
I'll pay to do it over.
308
00:13:46,796 --> 00:13:48,529
You just hire a real spokesman.
309
00:13:48,564 --> 00:13:50,531
I'll just stay out of the way.
310
00:13:50,566 --> 00:13:52,933
Now, h-hang on, now. I-I
worked pretty hard on this,
311
00:13:52,969 --> 00:13:55,536
- and I'd like you guys to see it.
- Oh, come on.
312
00:14:01,344 --> 00:14:05,579
Greetings. I'm Ed
Alzate of the Outdoor Man Grill.
313
00:14:07,517 --> 00:14:11,051
Where your taste buds will take
an adventure around the world.
314
00:14:11,087 --> 00:14:16,323
Everything on our menu is
fresh, exotic and delicious.
315
00:14:18,461 --> 00:14:20,794
From our
sizzling... ooh...
316
00:14:20,830 --> 00:14:24,064
hot entrées
317
00:14:24,100 --> 00:14:26,400
to our excellent selection of wines.
318
00:14:26,435 --> 00:14:28,168
Yes, sirree.
319
00:14:28,204 --> 00:14:29,937
Come for the food.
320
00:14:29,972 --> 00:14:31,805
Come for the fun.
321
00:14:31,841 --> 00:14:34,842
Come for the best meal of your life.
322
00:14:34,877 --> 00:14:37,912
You'll take one look
at our menu and say,
323
00:14:37,947 --> 00:14:41,682
"I'm eating here!"
324
00:14:41,717 --> 00:14:44,118
That is so good.
325
00:14:44,153 --> 00:14:46,253
I did a little nip-tuck
with the editing.
326
00:14:46,289 --> 00:14:48,689
You know, worked on the sound.
327
00:14:48,724 --> 00:14:51,158
Glad you like it, Kristin.
328
00:14:51,193 --> 00:14:52,860
Ed?
329
00:14:53,896 --> 00:14:55,663
I thought I knew some tricks,
330
00:14:55,698 --> 00:14:58,198
but looks like you
know some, too, Chuck.
331
00:14:58,234 --> 00:15:00,534
Oh, yeah.
332
00:15:00,570 --> 00:15:03,003
And I can't deny it, Ed. The
camera does love you, man.
333
00:15:03,039 --> 00:15:04,838
- Oh.
- You were wonderful, Ed.
334
00:15:04,874 --> 00:15:07,441
Well, it was terrific
to be, to be part of a team,
335
00:15:07,476 --> 00:15:09,977
especially one that
isn't playing pickleball.
336
00:15:10,012 --> 00:15:11,679
So come on, let's go celebrate
337
00:15:11,714 --> 00:15:14,181
in that lovely restaurant
of yours, and it's on me.
338
00:15:14,216 --> 00:15:15,649
- Come on. -Okay.
- All right.
339
00:15:15,685 --> 00:15:17,286
I have a screenplay
I'd like you to read.
340
00:15:17,320 --> 00:15:19,386
It's, uh, it opens on me, all right,
341
00:15:19,422 --> 00:15:22,856
in a speedboat on the Riviera. Okay...
342
00:15:25,394 --> 00:15:28,128
- Hey, Dad?
- I'm in here.
343
00:15:28,164 --> 00:15:30,831
Oh, hi. Kyle said you needed my help.
344
00:15:30,866 --> 00:15:32,800
Yeah, it's a real estate
question, actually.
345
00:15:32,835 --> 00:15:35,002
I was wondering if you
think that this bomb shelter
346
00:15:35,037 --> 00:15:38,172
could be an asset I-if
I ever sold this house.
347
00:15:38,207 --> 00:15:39,907
Oh, yes, definitely. What you do is,
348
00:15:39,942 --> 00:15:43,310
you call it a bomb
shelter slash wine cellar.
349
00:15:43,346 --> 00:15:45,179
I can see the marketing now:
350
00:15:45,214 --> 00:15:47,915
"Get bombed while you're being bombed."
351
00:15:49,585 --> 00:15:51,185
Actually, I was hoping I could get you
352
00:15:51,220 --> 00:15:54,221
to pack all this stuff
and, uh, get it out.
353
00:15:54,256 --> 00:15:56,423
Why? Oh, my gosh,
are you selling the house?
354
00:15:56,459 --> 00:15:58,525
Wait till I get my
license, I want the listing.
355
00:15:58,561 --> 00:15:59,994
No, no, I just, I want you
356
00:16:00,029 --> 00:16:01,595
to pack everything up
and get it out of here.
357
00:16:01,631 --> 00:16:04,064
You won't need it, 'cause
you're gonna be a realtor.
358
00:16:04,100 --> 00:16:06,400
Wait, but it's not like I'm
never gonna design again.
359
00:16:06,435 --> 00:16:08,602
I'm just taking a little break.
360
00:16:08,638 --> 00:16:09,937
Oh, that's not what it sounded like.
361
00:16:09,972 --> 00:16:11,405
It sounded like you were done.
362
00:16:11,440 --> 00:16:13,507
Well, I'm sorry if I was
a little unclear, okay?
363
00:16:13,542 --> 00:16:16,210
I was dealing with a big disappointment.
364
00:16:16,245 --> 00:16:17,878
So you don't think it'll be
disappointing being a realtor?
365
00:16:17,913 --> 00:16:19,279
I mean, most people
go to those open houses
366
00:16:19,315 --> 00:16:22,282
just to enjoy warm oatmeal cookies.
367
00:16:22,318 --> 00:16:24,785
Yeah, I-I know I'll have bad days,
368
00:16:24,820 --> 00:16:27,554
but if somebody doesn't
like a house I show them,
369
00:16:27,590 --> 00:16:31,425
it's not gonna... you know, whatever.
370
00:16:31,460 --> 00:16:35,462
Hurt. 'Cause you
didn't design the house.
371
00:16:35,498 --> 00:16:37,865
Yeah.
372
00:16:37,900 --> 00:16:42,069
Did you like the portfolio
you sent to Modern Mode?
373
00:16:42,104 --> 00:16:46,807
I loved it. Best stuff I ever did.
374
00:16:46,842 --> 00:16:50,244
There were these, um,
billowy palazzo pants...
375
00:16:50,279 --> 00:16:51,745
You can skip the details.
376
00:16:54,450 --> 00:16:57,117
And all I got back was,
"Thanks, but no thanks.
377
00:16:57,153 --> 00:16:58,952
"Thanks, but you suck,
378
00:16:58,988 --> 00:17:00,821
"and you're the worst designer
in the world, and we hate you
379
00:17:00,856 --> 00:17:02,623
and everyone hates you and always will."
380
00:17:02,658 --> 00:17:05,426
Honey, it's just a form letter.
381
00:17:07,163 --> 00:17:10,130
My first media proposal for Outdoor Man,
382
00:17:10,166 --> 00:17:12,332
I thought I had all the details right.
383
00:17:12,368 --> 00:17:14,101
Product, price...
384
00:17:14,136 --> 00:17:15,969
You can skip the details.
385
00:17:17,373 --> 00:17:18,639
And it failed?
386
00:17:18,674 --> 00:17:21,008
Nope, huge success.
387
00:17:21,043 --> 00:17:23,444
The truth is, I also
had a lot of epic...
388
00:17:23,479 --> 00:17:25,612
I mean epic...
failures,
389
00:17:25,648 --> 00:17:28,749
I just don't tell people about those.
390
00:17:28,784 --> 00:17:32,986
I just hate what it feels
like whenever they say "no."
391
00:17:33,022 --> 00:17:35,322
Like I'm worthless.
392
00:17:35,357 --> 00:17:37,791
Maybe because deep down,
393
00:17:37,827 --> 00:17:40,194
you feel like you were put on this Earth
394
00:17:40,229 --> 00:17:42,763
to be a great designer.
395
00:17:42,798 --> 00:17:47,367
I do. I used to.
396
00:17:47,403 --> 00:17:50,304
I don't know anymore.
397
00:17:50,339 --> 00:17:52,339
You know, I'm looking
at the stuff you did
398
00:17:52,374 --> 00:17:53,974
when you were a kid.
399
00:17:54,009 --> 00:17:55,542
This is early stuff you did.
400
00:17:55,578 --> 00:17:58,645
Honey, this is really amazing.
401
00:17:58,681 --> 00:18:00,481
Your work is spectacular.
402
00:18:00,516 --> 00:18:03,217
You really think it's good?
403
00:18:03,252 --> 00:18:08,055
I think it's great. But it
doesn't matter what I think.
404
00:18:08,090 --> 00:18:11,892
Or what "Modern Anybody" thinks.
405
00:18:11,927 --> 00:18:14,328
The only person that
has to think it's great
406
00:18:14,363 --> 00:18:16,864
is sitting in your chair right now.
407
00:18:16,899 --> 00:18:21,135
I just don't know if
I can take it anymore.
408
00:18:21,170 --> 00:18:22,736
This isn't my first rejection, Dad.
409
00:18:22,772 --> 00:18:26,006
I am sick of hearing them say "no."
410
00:18:26,041 --> 00:18:29,309
Then you can pack all this stuff up.
411
00:18:29,345 --> 00:18:32,713
And that's okay. That's okay.
412
00:18:32,748 --> 00:18:35,516
But then, you'll never
experience what it's like
413
00:18:35,551 --> 00:18:39,019
when they go "yes, yes."
414
00:18:39,054 --> 00:18:42,823
Just tell me the truth.
415
00:18:42,858 --> 00:18:44,424
Does life get any easier?
416
00:18:44,460 --> 00:18:46,760
No.
417
00:18:48,697 --> 00:18:52,299
But the good news is,
it goes by real quick.
418
00:19:01,101 --> 00:19:03,902
- Hey, honey.
- Hey.
419
00:19:03,937 --> 00:19:05,637
You want to hear the funniest thing?
420
00:19:05,672 --> 00:19:07,472
Sure.
421
00:19:07,507 --> 00:19:11,142
Did you bring somebody funny with you?
422
00:19:11,178 --> 00:19:13,144
Hardy har, har, har. No, listen.
423
00:19:13,180 --> 00:19:16,381
I was at my last student
appointment on Eldora Street,
424
00:19:16,416 --> 00:19:18,216
- in that big Tudor-style house.
- Uh-huh.
425
00:19:18,251 --> 00:19:22,620
So, I was a tutor in a Tudor.
426
00:19:22,656 --> 00:19:25,156
Get it?
427
00:19:25,192 --> 00:19:28,092
Ha. Top notch, honey.
428
00:19:28,128 --> 00:19:31,095
I made you a special
dinner. Just sit down.
429
00:19:31,131 --> 00:19:33,264
Oh. Just when I think I can't love you
430
00:19:33,300 --> 00:19:35,099
any more than I do, it happens.
431
00:19:35,135 --> 00:19:36,968
I have that effect on people.
432
00:19:38,305 --> 00:19:41,673
Very awkward at the post office.
433
00:19:41,708 --> 00:19:43,509
There you go. Plate's hot, plate's hot.
434
00:19:43,543 --> 00:19:46,144
Lamb chops. Wow, they're beautiful.
435
00:19:46,179 --> 00:19:47,579
They were more beautiful
when the other three
436
00:19:47,614 --> 00:19:49,180
were on there, but...
437
00:19:50,684 --> 00:19:54,152
Listen, uh, I had a
little chat with Mandy,
438
00:19:54,187 --> 00:19:57,112
and I think she might be over that
rebound affair with real estate.
439
00:19:57,143 --> 00:19:58,356
Oh, no, you know what?
440
00:19:58,391 --> 00:20:00,625
I feel bad about getting
in her face like that.
441
00:20:00,660 --> 00:20:02,694
I mean, I-I realized
I was just mad at her
442
00:20:02,729 --> 00:20:04,596
for the mistakes I made in my life.
443
00:20:04,631 --> 00:20:06,965
No, no, I think you've had
a pretty mistake-free life.
444
00:20:07,000 --> 00:20:09,934
Except for the murders.
445
00:20:09,970 --> 00:20:11,970
You know, it's-it's better that
446
00:20:12,005 --> 00:20:13,605
she talks to you about that stuff.
447
00:20:13,640 --> 00:20:14,839
I mean, y-you're, you're somebody
448
00:20:14,875 --> 00:20:16,608
who made their dreams come true.
449
00:20:16,643 --> 00:20:18,343
Let's not go into this again, okay?
450
00:20:18,378 --> 00:20:20,378
What, you think that's an insult?
No? No?
451
00:20:20,413 --> 00:20:22,780
All right, well, sure, I got
a couple more. How about this?
452
00:20:22,816 --> 00:20:25,984
You're handsome and
you're good in the sack.
453
00:20:27,220 --> 00:20:29,187
- Oh, really?
- Hmm.
454
00:20:29,222 --> 00:20:30,388
How about this? You're intelligent
455
00:20:30,423 --> 00:20:32,223
and you have a nice rack.
456
00:20:34,661 --> 00:20:35,827
Now you go.
457
00:20:38,331 --> 00:20:40,492
No, but seriously, seriously,
uh, you know what, honey?
458
00:20:40,500 --> 00:20:43,334
Outdoor Man was your dream,
and you made it come true.
459
00:20:43,370 --> 00:20:45,370
I mean, th-that's pretty impressive.
460
00:20:45,405 --> 00:20:48,373
More specifically, Outdoor
Man was a goal of mine.
461
00:20:48,408 --> 00:20:50,241
This is my dream.
462
00:20:50,277 --> 00:20:52,343
You, the
kids... us.
463
00:20:52,379 --> 00:20:54,479
And I didn't make this dream happen.
464
00:20:54,514 --> 00:20:56,514
- We made this happen.
- Mm.
465
00:20:56,550 --> 00:20:58,049
You know, just when I
think I can't love you
466
00:20:58,084 --> 00:20:59,717
any more than I do, it happens.
467
00:20:59,753 --> 00:21:01,085
Well, that's easy to understand.
468
00:21:01,121 --> 00:21:03,288
I'm intelligent and good in the sack.
469
00:21:05,191 --> 00:21:07,025
And there's nobody I would rather
470
00:21:07,060 --> 00:21:10,528
have my dreams come true with
than with you, Vanessa Baxter.
471
00:21:10,564 --> 00:21:12,163
Oh, right back at you, mister.
472
00:21:12,198 --> 00:21:14,999
Mm.
473
00:21:15,035 --> 00:21:20,104
So... you want to go upstairs?
474
00:21:22,642 --> 00:21:24,409
I'm eating.
475
00:21:25,645 --> 00:21:28,112
Come on, y-you know.
476
00:21:28,148 --> 00:21:31,883
Yeah, yeah, I do know, but I'm eating.
477
00:21:33,954 --> 00:21:36,254
That's why they call it a dream.
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