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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:08,703 --> 00:00:15,319 RA�� N SOS DE PORTOCALE 2 00:00:15,766 --> 00:00:28,594 Extras �i corectat subtitluri: *** paminotu *** pentru goldies.in 3 00:01:16,983 --> 00:01:20,398 �n �ncheiere, dragi prieteni �i colegi, 4 00:01:20,623 --> 00:01:23,958 spunem c� agen�ia noastr� se poate considera preg�tit� 5 00:01:24,063 --> 00:01:28,398 pentru lansarea noului produs a c�rui exclusivitate o de�inem �n Italia: 6 00:01:28,503 --> 00:01:30,318 vinul californian "Mamma mia". 7 00:01:31,183 --> 00:01:34,038 Lansarea �i v�nzarea vinului californian �n Italia 8 00:01:34,303 --> 00:01:37,118 poate p�rea o utopie, ceva imposibil... 9 00:01:37,623 --> 00:01:40,758 Dar tocmai de-asta au venit la noi americanii ! 10 00:01:42,143 --> 00:01:44,758 �mi permit s� v� amintesc mottoul nostru: 11 00:01:44,863 --> 00:01:47,518 "Realiz�m imediat lucrurile imposibile". 12 00:01:47,663 --> 00:01:50,158 C�t despre minuni... Mai trebuie a�teptat. 13 00:01:52,143 --> 00:01:55,638 Acum, mi se pare obligatorie degustarea vinului nostru. 14 00:01:57,063 --> 00:02:02,478 Curaj ! S� toast�m ! Pentru succesul vinului californian "Mamma mia" ! 15 00:02:07,023 --> 00:02:10,438 "Mamma mia" ! Altfel, la ce-ar fi bun� publicitatea ? 16 00:02:10,943 --> 00:02:13,158 �n leg�tur� cu publicitatea TV, 17 00:02:13,383 --> 00:02:18,718 ne-am g�ndit la un motiv prostesc, dar foarte potrivit publicului nostru. 18 00:02:19,343 --> 00:02:21,318 Intra�i, v� rog, dou� plus dou� ! 19 00:02:21,743 --> 00:02:25,238 Vin bun, vin s�n�tos, �sta e vinul american ! 20 00:02:25,343 --> 00:02:28,518 Dac� vrei s� te �mbe�i, alege vinul californian ! 21 00:02:40,543 --> 00:02:43,238 - Livio, nu te duci acas� ? - Nu. Am �nt�lnire. 22 00:02:43,343 --> 00:02:45,598 - O femeie ? - Nu. So�ia mea. 23 00:02:58,103 --> 00:02:59,158 Livio ! 24 00:02:59,983 --> 00:03:01,518 - Bun�, scumpo ! - Bun� ! 25 00:03:03,383 --> 00:03:05,078 �i azi ai fost la coafor ? 26 00:03:05,223 --> 00:03:08,838 Dac� te-ai f�cut a�a de frumoas�, te duc la restaurantul chinezesc. 27 00:03:08,943 --> 00:03:10,518 O idee foarte bun� ! 28 00:03:14,583 --> 00:03:15,918 A mers bine, domnule ? 29 00:03:16,263 --> 00:03:20,078 Dup� puiul cu bambus, ve�i gusta vi�el cu germeni de soia. 30 00:03:20,423 --> 00:03:22,358 O adev�rat� delicates� ! 31 00:03:22,903 --> 00:03:25,478 - Adu-i domnului ceai de iasomie ! - Bine. 32 00:03:27,943 --> 00:03:29,358 E�ti cam �nc�lzit�. 33 00:03:30,383 --> 00:03:32,558 Nu... De la masajele astea, 34 00:03:32,703 --> 00:03:36,758 circula�ia e pus� �n func�iune �i simt cum �mi ard obrajii. 35 00:03:36,863 --> 00:03:41,758 A�a-�i trebuie, dac� te la�i torturat� de golanii �ia doi ! 36 00:03:41,863 --> 00:03:44,158 Geraldine �i Cleo nu sunt doi "golani" ! 37 00:03:44,303 --> 00:03:47,238 E cel mai bun institut de frumuse�e din capital� ! 38 00:03:47,463 --> 00:03:50,758 Noroc c� am g�sit liber ! Erau mul�i oameni ! 39 00:03:52,143 --> 00:03:56,278 - Mai ales, o mul�ime de pompieri, nu ? - De ce de pompieri ? 40 00:03:56,903 --> 00:03:58,438 Ca s� sting� incendiul. 41 00:03:59,503 --> 00:04:01,638 - Care incendiu ? - Cum a�a ? Nu �tiai ? 42 00:04:02,383 --> 00:04:05,158 La radio spuneau c� au evacuat cl�direa. 43 00:04:08,343 --> 00:04:11,638 Uite de unde era mirosul �la de ars ! 44 00:04:13,823 --> 00:04:15,638 - Multe victime ? - Una singur�. 45 00:04:16,383 --> 00:04:17,478 S�rmanul ! 46 00:04:17,703 --> 00:04:20,678 Un so� de v�rst� mijlocie, specialist �n publicitate, 47 00:04:20,823 --> 00:04:24,318 care las� �n urm� doi copii �i 50000 de l�zi de vin californian. 48 00:04:28,543 --> 00:04:33,653 Acum, n-a� vrea s� m� simt prost, fiindc� e un lucru foarte dureros. 49 00:04:34,198 --> 00:04:35,253 �i pentru mine. 50 00:04:36,398 --> 00:04:39,653 Ar fi trebuit s�-�i m�rturisesc totul acum mult timp. 51 00:04:40,318 --> 00:04:43,373 - S� auzim ! Cine e c�tig�torul ? - Jean Claude Ardin. 52 00:04:43,598 --> 00:04:44,573 �l cunosc ? 53 00:04:44,798 --> 00:04:48,733 Da. L-ai cunoscut la petrecerea de la ambasada Africii. 54 00:04:50,198 --> 00:04:53,042 - Un negru ? - Nu... Un alb de 35 de ani... 55 00:04:54,547 --> 00:05:01,053 �nalt, slab, cu o virilitate ciudat�. �i cu un z�mbet frumos. 56 00:05:02,158 --> 00:05:04,973 St�tea l�ng� noi, dartu nu �i-ai dat seama. 57 00:05:05,758 --> 00:05:10,373 Are un aplomb, o elegan�� aparte �i ni�te ochi minuna�i ! 58 00:05:10,958 --> 00:05:15,653 Nu-mi amintesc la petrecerea aia pe nimeni cu o asemenea descriere. 59 00:05:16,198 --> 00:05:17,933 Ca de obicei, aveai treab� ! 60 00:05:18,478 --> 00:05:23,093 Te g�ndeai mai ales la �mbun�t��irea rela�iilor interna�ionale. 61 00:05:23,318 --> 00:05:25,293 Era �i motivul petrecerii, nu ? 62 00:05:25,398 --> 00:05:28,653 M-am �ntre�inut cu ministrul economiei �i al comer�ului, 63 00:05:28,758 --> 00:05:31,493 un ministru mult mai frumos dec�t ai no�tri. 64 00:05:31,918 --> 00:05:35,173 - �n schimb, tu... - La un moment dat, am ie�it pe teras�. 65 00:05:35,718 --> 00:05:37,493 Fiindc� �i-era cald, nu ? 66 00:05:37,598 --> 00:05:40,853 Da, asta credeai tu. Din punctul t�u de vedere, 67 00:05:40,998 --> 00:05:44,533 de presupus seduc�tor al ministrului economiei �i al comer�ului. 68 00:05:45,758 --> 00:05:49,453 - Dar era �i el ! - Da, acum �mi amintesc ! 69 00:05:50,278 --> 00:05:52,453 St�tea l�ng� noi, pe canapea. 70 00:05:53,398 --> 00:05:58,453 Dar �i el "comb�tea" cu ministrul economiei �i al comer�ului. 71 00:05:59,038 --> 00:06:01,853 �mi amintesc perfect. Vorbea �ntruna... 72 00:06:02,038 --> 00:06:07,053 Sau m�car �ncerca s� discute cu ea, cu el, cu ministrul. 73 00:06:08,118 --> 00:06:11,573 Da, dar m�inile lui "vorbeau" cu mine. 74 00:06:12,758 --> 00:06:14,253 �i cum "vorbeau" ! 75 00:06:25,118 --> 00:06:26,493 Iat�-m�, am venit ! 76 00:06:29,238 --> 00:06:31,373 Cine spune c� pe dv. v� a�teptam ? 77 00:06:31,798 --> 00:06:33,933 Defapt, eu v� c�utam pe dv. 78 00:06:35,278 --> 00:06:38,253 S� �ti�i c� sunt hipersensibil�, cu nervii la p�m�nt, 79 00:06:38,358 --> 00:06:42,693 �i, colac peste pup�z�, �n�untru e so�ul meu, un om foarte gelos. 80 00:06:43,078 --> 00:06:44,653 Nu m� scap� din ochi. 81 00:06:50,838 --> 00:06:54,933 Atunci, s� plec�m imediat din raza cumplitului dv. so� ! 82 00:06:56,079 --> 00:06:57,214 Dar de ce ? 83 00:06:58,479 --> 00:07:02,374 Mergem �ntr-un loc �n care putem sta un pic mai lini�ti�i. 84 00:07:02,479 --> 00:07:07,494 Nu, v� rog ! S� �ti�i c� detest... seduc�torii de profesie ! 85 00:07:08,519 --> 00:07:13,654 Dar eu sunt un diletant ! Cu dv... Cu tine, Lisa, am o senza�ie diferit�. 86 00:07:14,359 --> 00:07:17,414 M� simt... Nu �tiu dac� pot s-o spun... Romantic ! 87 00:07:18,239 --> 00:07:19,294 Romantic ?! 88 00:07:20,679 --> 00:07:22,254 Nu ! Nu v� face�i iluzii ! 89 00:07:22,559 --> 00:07:25,494 V� rog, nu v� face�i iluzii ! Cu mine nu face�i nimic. 90 00:07:25,599 --> 00:07:28,214 Sunt o femeie foarte echilibrat�. 91 00:07:28,319 --> 00:07:33,494 Foarte echilibrat�... Nici dac� m-a�i s�ruta pe g�t... 92 00:07:33,959 --> 00:07:39,728 Nici dac� m-a�i s�ruta pe spate... Da ! Nu ! 93 00:07:41,593 --> 00:07:47,328 Nici dac� m-a�i s�ruta pe bra�e... N-a� sim�i nimic, sunt indiferent�. 94 00:07:47,473 --> 00:07:50,930 Chiar daca acum a�i insista... s� m� s�ruta�i pe gur� ! 95 00:07:52,275 --> 00:07:57,930 Nici acum n-a� sim�i nimic ! Absolut nimic ! Sunt ca o st�nc� ! 96 00:08:00,275 --> 00:08:03,210 �i-a surprins so�ia �i amantul �n intimitate. 97 00:08:03,315 --> 00:08:05,690 Lo Cascio a tras asupra celor doi �i i-a ucis. 98 00:08:06,515 --> 00:08:10,490 Psihologie primitiv�. Clasica dram� a subdezvolt�rii. 99 00:08:11,315 --> 00:08:14,290 Lo Cascio... O spune �i numele. Sicilian get-beget ! 100 00:08:14,435 --> 00:08:17,490 - Tu n-ai face asta, nu-i a�a ? - Doar nu m� cheam� Lo Cascio ! 101 00:08:17,755 --> 00:08:20,330 Stai lini�tit�, n-a� lua arma pentru un s�rut ! 102 00:08:20,715 --> 00:08:25,170 Nu e vorba doar de un s�rut ! Dar e�ti un b�rbat modern, �n�elegi ! 103 00:08:26,435 --> 00:08:29,890 Sigur c� da ! Continu� ! A doua zi, evident, te-a sunat. 104 00:08:30,075 --> 00:08:32,810 Da. Voia s� m� scoat� la cin�. Am refuzat. 105 00:08:33,075 --> 00:08:34,050 Bravo ! 106 00:08:34,195 --> 00:08:37,890 - Am refuzat timp de 15 zile. - Iar �n a 16-a, ai cedat. 107 00:08:38,675 --> 00:08:41,570 Iar el a g�sit o bre�� n zidul din sud. 108 00:08:43,395 --> 00:08:45,610 Am �n�eles, dar m� tem c� e o vulgaritate. 109 00:08:45,915 --> 00:08:48,330 C�nd a avut loc capitularea necondi�ionat� ? 110 00:08:48,835 --> 00:08:51,810 - Vineri, pe 17. - Ce zi nenorocit� ! 111 00:08:52,835 --> 00:08:54,610 - Unde eram ? - La meci. 112 00:08:55,115 --> 00:08:57,210 Ca s� vezi ! Atunci, Milan a �i pierdut. 113 00:08:57,955 --> 00:09:01,010 Nu e�ti fericit �n asemenea momente. Eu nu eram fericit�. 114 00:09:01,595 --> 00:09:05,514 �mi �nchipui ! Cred c� ai fost �ntr-o situa�ie cumplit�. 115 00:09:06,579 --> 00:09:11,031 N-o s� m� crezi, dar m� g�ndeam numai la tine. Incontinuu ! 116 00:09:11,136 --> 00:09:13,031 - ��i mul�umesc. - Incontinuu ! 117 00:09:13,176 --> 00:09:16,671 E�ti foarte generoas� cu mine, mai ales �n momentele critice. 118 00:09:18,056 --> 00:09:19,191 - Lisa ! - Jean Claude ! 119 00:09:19,376 --> 00:09:22,151 Nici nu �tiu ce caut aici ! Treceam din �nt�mplare. 120 00:09:22,296 --> 00:09:23,911 Am urcat doar ca s� te salut. 121 00:09:24,016 --> 00:09:26,391 C�t a� vrea s�-mi cuno�ti so�ul ! 122 00:09:26,496 --> 00:09:29,911 Da ! Ultimul nasture de jos ! Nu ! Ce faci ? Nu ! 123 00:09:30,016 --> 00:09:32,631 Vezi c� nu eram preg�tit� pentru vizita asta. 124 00:09:32,736 --> 00:09:36,461 Nu �tii ce b�rbat extraordinar e so�ul meu ! Nu �tii cum m� iube�te ! 125 00:09:36,806 --> 00:09:39,901 E un om foarte rafinat, care e foarte atent cu mine... 126 00:09:40,286 --> 00:09:43,541 Nu, te rog, p�l�ria Cardin ! N-o scoate ! Am cump�rat-o azi. 127 00:09:43,686 --> 00:09:47,301 Nu �tii cum m� dore�te ! De cinci-�ase ori pe zi ! 128 00:09:47,446 --> 00:09:51,981 �l apuc� �n buc�t�rie, pe sc�ri, pe scaune �i chiar pe masa de c�lcat. 129 00:09:52,526 --> 00:09:54,061 Alteori, m� �nt�r�t�... 130 00:09:54,766 --> 00:10:01,461 Apoi, m� str�nge... �i m� rostogole�te jos de pe mas�. 131 00:10:01,766 --> 00:10:04,341 - �l scoatem noi ! - Nu, p�l�ria, te rog ! 132 00:10:06,486 --> 00:10:08,661 Da... 133 00:10:15,526 --> 00:10:17,301 Jean Claude... Livio ! 134 00:10:18,726 --> 00:10:21,901 Cum am suferit, Livio, dragule ! Cum am suferit ! 135 00:10:22,286 --> 00:10:24,781 Da, nu m� �ndoiesc ! S� te culci cu alt b�rbat, 136 00:10:24,886 --> 00:10:27,821 s� faci amor �n timp ce so�ul t�u se distreaz� la meci... 137 00:10:27,966 --> 00:10:29,781 Trebuie s� fie o mare suferin��. 138 00:10:29,886 --> 00:10:32,781 Sper c�, �n cele din urm�, totul a fost bine ! 139 00:10:32,886 --> 00:10:35,981 Da �i nu... Ce s� zic... 140 00:10:36,166 --> 00:10:39,341 Fiindc� prima oara nu e a�a cum te a�tep�i... 141 00:10:39,446 --> 00:10:42,781 �i ai stricat totul, fiindc� m� g�ndeam numai la tine ! 142 00:10:42,886 --> 00:10:46,741 Iart�-m� ! Nu aveam de g�nd s�-�i stric adulterul. 143 00:10:46,846 --> 00:10:50,861 Dac� ai fi fost pu�in mai atent cu mine �n ultimii ani... 144 00:10:51,166 --> 00:10:53,781 - Nu s-ar fi �nt�mplat. - Ai dreptate ! 145 00:10:53,926 --> 00:10:58,101 Dartu nu m� mai priveai... �i am cedat la prima privire pasional�. 146 00:10:58,566 --> 00:11:00,741 Am �ncercat s� nu-�i lipseasc� nimic. 147 00:11:01,566 --> 00:11:06,141 - Da, minus lucrul cel mai important. - Da ! Uitam ! Dragostea ! 148 00:11:06,486 --> 00:11:08,221 Dragostea... 149 00:11:08,446 --> 00:11:11,381 E finalul pe care-l meritam ! �tiam, era inevitabil. 150 00:11:11,526 --> 00:11:13,661 Puteai s� fii mai atent ! Camionul ! 151 00:11:16,566 --> 00:11:18,741 �tiu ce fac la volan ! Da, am �n�eles... 152 00:11:18,846 --> 00:11:21,861 Din prima clip�, de-atunci c�nd m-ai ademenit. 153 00:11:21,966 --> 00:11:26,021 - Vrei s� spui c� tu m-ai ademenit ! - Acum eu te-am ademenit ! 154 00:11:26,366 --> 00:11:28,821 - Mi-amintesc ! Mi-ai �i z�mbit. - Eu ?! 155 00:11:28,926 --> 00:11:31,141 Da, un z�mbet lasciv �i ademenitor. 156 00:11:37,926 --> 00:11:39,421 Mul�umesc ! Pa ! 157 00:11:48,166 --> 00:11:50,141 - Tu e�ti proast� ? - Nu e vina mea ! 158 00:11:50,246 --> 00:11:53,021 - O mic� neaten�ie... - La volan te ui�i la nori ? 159 00:11:53,366 --> 00:11:54,941 Nu vezi c� ai distrus tot ? 160 00:11:55,286 --> 00:11:58,381 V� rog s� nu vorbi�i a�a ! Fi�i educat �n fa�a unei doamne ! 161 00:11:58,646 --> 00:12:00,661 - Tu cine e�ti ? - Nu asta conteaz� ! 162 00:12:00,806 --> 00:12:02,701 Numele de familie �i prenumele ! 163 00:12:03,446 --> 00:12:05,021 Ia de-aici prenume ! 164 00:12:07,246 --> 00:12:09,021 - V-a lovit ? - Nu ! 165 00:12:09,126 --> 00:12:10,181 Ce nemernic ! 166 00:12:10,846 --> 00:12:13,541 - Nu-i nimic ! - Imi pare r�u ! M� scuza�i ! 167 00:12:13,686 --> 00:12:15,301 - Sunt mai bine ! - Imi pare r�u ! 168 00:12:15,846 --> 00:12:18,381 �n fine... Dar de unde sunte�i ? 169 00:12:19,006 --> 00:12:21,421 M-am n�scut la Cremona, locuiesc la Milano. 170 00:12:22,846 --> 00:12:24,101 Eu sunt din Ladispoli. 171 00:12:25,526 --> 00:12:28,261 Vre�i s� merge�i cu ma�ina mea ? A dv. s-a stricat. 172 00:12:28,406 --> 00:12:29,581 - Mul�umesc ! - Veni�i ! 173 00:12:30,766 --> 00:12:34,261 �n ziua aia, m-am �ntrebat daca nu erai prea frumoas� pentru mine. 174 00:12:35,286 --> 00:12:41,821 - Dup� aceea, nu te-ai mai �ntrebat ! - Nu. Ani buni. P�n� s�pt�m�na trecut�. 175 00:12:42,126 --> 00:12:45,541 C�nd ai fost v�zut� intr�nd �n agen�ia de turism. 176 00:12:45,646 --> 00:12:48,101 - Cine m-a v�zut ? - Secretara mea, Patty. 177 00:12:48,486 --> 00:12:52,301 Conul uscat ! Nu a�a-i spui ? Aia... 178 00:12:52,606 --> 00:12:56,941 Da ! Mi-a spus c� erai �nso�it� de un tinerel �nalt... 179 00:12:57,766 --> 00:13:01,581 - Distins �i cu ochi magnetici. - Chiar are ochi magnetici. 180 00:13:02,166 --> 00:13:05,061 �i cu ce se ocup� ? E hipnotizator ? 181 00:13:05,686 --> 00:13:09,981 - Nu, el nu munce�te. Iube�te. - E un Casanova ! 182 00:13:16,686 --> 00:13:19,541 Am ajuns ! A fost un drum chiar relaxant. 183 00:13:20,326 --> 00:13:23,701 M� bucur c� am rezolvat toate problemele voastre. 184 00:13:23,846 --> 00:13:28,061 Bravo ! �mi face mare pl�cere s�-mi v�d st�p�nii �n�eleg�ndu-se. 185 00:13:28,246 --> 00:13:31,101 - Cuv�ntul bun, la momentul oportun. - Da ! 186 00:13:31,886 --> 00:13:34,621 - Bag eu ma�ina �n garaj ? - Da, bag-o tu ! 187 00:13:36,086 --> 00:13:38,092 Flash, vino aici ! 188 00:13:38,197 --> 00:13:39,492 Pleac� ! 189 00:13:40,677 --> 00:13:45,692 - Deci vrei divor�ul ? - Acum mi se pare inevitabil, nu ? 190 00:13:47,637 --> 00:13:50,417 �i-apoi... In sf�r�it, avem o lege... 191 00:13:55,881 --> 00:13:58,256 Ar trebui s� profit�m. Nu crezi ? 192 00:13:58,641 --> 00:13:59,736 Foarte bine ! 193 00:14:07,765 --> 00:14:11,420 - Deci plecarea e anulat� ? - Plecarea ? L 194 00:14:11,965 --> 00:14:13,300 - Da. - Care plecare ? 195 00:14:13,485 --> 00:14:16,256 C�l�toria noastr�. Cum, nu-�i mai aminte�ti ? 196 00:14:16,881 --> 00:14:21,976 - Vacan�a noastr� �n str�in�tate ? - Vacan�a... M� g�ndeam c� acum... 197 00:14:22,081 --> 00:14:26,936 De-asta te-ai dus la agen�ie, ca s� anulezi rezervarea biletelor ! 198 00:14:27,681 --> 00:14:30,736 Nu m-am dus... Adic� m-am dus la agen�ia de turism, 199 00:14:30,841 --> 00:14:34,816 fiindc� Jean Claude trebuia s�-�i ia un bilet, pleac� la Madrid. 200 00:14:35,321 --> 00:14:39,376 - Jean Claude pleac� la Madrid ? - Da, trebuie s� cumpere un cal. 201 00:14:40,001 --> 00:14:42,576 Cal ?! Tute duci cu el ? 202 00:14:43,601 --> 00:14:46,696 Nu. E evident c� r�m�n aici, nu ? Pleac� singur. 203 00:14:47,801 --> 00:14:50,856 De-asta a rezervat o cabin� cu dou� paturi ! 204 00:14:52,081 --> 00:14:54,256 Unul pentru el, unul pentru cal ? 205 00:14:56,521 --> 00:14:59,096 Dac� vrei dramatism, da ! 206 00:14:59,201 --> 00:15:03,302 Plec�m �mpreun� duminic� diminea��. Dou� paturi. El, sus, eu, jos ! 207 00:15:04,927 --> 00:15:07,862 Azi e vineri. Ce a�teptai ca s�-mi spui ? 208 00:15:09,847 --> 00:15:12,342 - Ziua de luni. - Ziua de dup�. Mi se pare corect. 209 00:15:12,687 --> 00:15:16,702 Conteaz� ziua ? Jean Claude trebuia s� stea c�teva ore la Milano. 210 00:15:16,847 --> 00:15:18,380 �i te-a� fi sunat de acolo. 211 00:15:18,605 --> 00:15:21,860 N-am �n�eles ! �i cum �i-ai fi justificat absen�a ? 212 00:15:23,005 --> 00:15:28,140 - Nu �tiu, cu o scuz� oarecare. - Normal ! Sunt un imbecil. Cred orice. 213 00:15:28,525 --> 00:15:30,260 �i-a� fi spus c� m� duc la mama. 214 00:15:32,725 --> 00:15:36,780 Acum �ncep s� �n�eleg... Acel personaj sinistru, 215 00:15:36,885 --> 00:15:40,340 ondulat, cu ochelari, care manevreaz� totul din umbr� ! 216 00:15:40,725 --> 00:15:43,420 - Ce leg�tur� are Kissinger ? - Mama ta ! 217 00:15:44,405 --> 00:15:47,260 Ascult�, Livio, eu... Ziua asta m-a epuizat ! 218 00:15:47,405 --> 00:15:50,140 Te rog, dac� nu te superi, vorbim m�ine. Bine ? 219 00:15:50,365 --> 00:15:55,540 - Am o ame�eal� de nu mai pot ! - M� sup�r, era ultima noastr� ceart�. 220 00:15:56,125 --> 00:15:59,100 - Ne certam at�t de bine ! - Mai avem timp p�n� duminic� ! 221 00:15:59,685 --> 00:16:02,612 Mult timp nu mai e ! Va trebui s�-�i faci bagajul. 222 00:16:03,957 --> 00:16:06,252 Nu era mai bine s� nu vorbim ? Evitam o scen�. 223 00:16:07,117 --> 00:16:11,386 Dup� zece ani de c�snicie, �mi po�i acorda o ultim� scen�, nu ? 224 00:16:11,491 --> 00:16:12,546 Da... 225 00:16:12,651 --> 00:16:16,866 Uitam ! Ceva f�r� importan��... Copiii no�tri ! 226 00:16:16,971 --> 00:16:18,066 Copiii ? 227 00:16:18,171 --> 00:16:22,186 Da ! Muco�ii �ia doi, blondu�i... Stai pu�in ! Cum �i cheam� ? 228 00:16:22,411 --> 00:16:25,661 - Ia uite, nu-mi mai amintesc ! - Da, e�ti spiritual ! 229 00:16:27,246 --> 00:16:29,341 Copiii, a�a cum vin, tot a�a pleac�. 230 00:16:31,246 --> 00:16:34,381 Se simt foarte bine la mama. Mai ai ceva de spus ? 231 00:16:34,606 --> 00:16:37,461 Nu ! Voiam s� spun ceva ur�t, dar m� ab�in. 232 00:16:38,806 --> 00:16:42,301 M-am ocupat �ntotdeauna de copii �i voi continua s-o fac. 233 00:16:42,406 --> 00:16:44,621 Vor locui cu mine �i cu Jean Claude. 234 00:16:44,726 --> 00:16:47,301 O mam� nu-�i abandoneaz� niciodat� pui�orii ! 235 00:16:47,726 --> 00:16:52,701 A� putea afla �n ce condi�ii vor sta ? Se vorjuca pe o paji�te ? 236 00:16:54,166 --> 00:16:59,021 "S�rmanii" vor avea "numai" 100 de hectare de padure �i paji�te, 237 00:16:59,366 --> 00:17:02,181 50 de camere cu baie �i du� plus un lac. 238 00:17:02,526 --> 00:17:03,861 Centrul sportiv Coni ? 239 00:17:03,966 --> 00:17:07,621 Nu, castelul familiei, �n care s-a n�scut Jean Claude. 240 00:17:10,449 --> 00:17:12,824 Pe l�ng� p�dure, ce are �n plus fa�� de mine ? 241 00:17:13,049 --> 00:17:14,664 Prospe�imea tinere�ii. 242 00:17:15,009 --> 00:17:19,501 - Te referi la deprecierea mea fizic� ? - Nu-mi fac griji pentru s�n�tatea ta. 243 00:17:19,646 --> 00:17:21,741 Nici c�nd te �ntorci acas� ca o c�rp�, 244 00:17:21,846 --> 00:17:24,501 dup� ce-ai petrecut noaptea la poker cu Saverio, 245 00:17:24,606 --> 00:17:27,141 care plecase �n Canare cu o zi �nainte. 246 00:17:27,286 --> 00:17:31,381 - Iar vorbim despre povestea asta ! - Nu, scumpule, e ultima oar� ! 247 00:17:31,966 --> 00:17:34,141 Deci prietenul t�u e foarte "proasp�t" ! 248 00:17:34,246 --> 00:17:36,941 - �i altceva ? - Mai sunt o mul�ime de lucruri. 249 00:17:37,046 --> 00:17:41,741 E dulce, sensibil, loial, fidel... 250 00:17:42,846 --> 00:17:46,221 Diminea�a, ��i aduce ziarul �n gur� �i latr� la ho�i ? 251 00:17:47,126 --> 00:17:50,781 Ideea e alta... �l emo�ionez. 252 00:17:53,566 --> 00:17:55,863 - �n ce sens ? - E emo�ionat ! 253 00:17:57,088 --> 00:17:58,983 Emo�ionat c�nd �mi vorbe�te... 254 00:17:59,288 --> 00:18:02,623 Emo�ionat c�nd m� prive�te, emo�ionat c�nd m� atinge... 255 00:18:02,928 --> 00:18:04,343 C�nd suntem �mpreun�... 256 00:18:04,448 --> 00:18:06,983 Te rog, nu vreau am�nunte pornografice ! 257 00:18:07,208 --> 00:18:08,263 Stai lini�tit ! 258 00:18:09,968 --> 00:18:13,783 Dar �i eu sunt emo�ionat�, fiindc�, �n sf�r�it, simt pl�cere. 259 00:18:14,968 --> 00:18:19,457 E ceva legat de piele. Intre noi e ca un curent electric... 260 00:18:19,642 --> 00:18:22,497 Foarte delicat s� pui pe fundal discul nostru ! 261 00:18:22,762 --> 00:18:25,377 - E discul nostru ? - Da, dac� nu te superi ! 262 00:18:26,762 --> 00:18:27,897 Frumos ! 263 00:18:29,762 --> 00:18:32,817 C�nd am �n�eles c� eram slab� �n fa�a lui Jean Claude, 264 00:18:32,922 --> 00:18:37,497 te-am rugat s� ai grij� de mine, s� m� aju�i, s� m� duci undeva. 265 00:18:38,602 --> 00:18:41,501 Nu �tiu, poate, �n Seichelles, �n Hawaii... 266 00:18:42,486 --> 00:18:44,901 �ntr-un loc oarecare ! Dar nu te-a interesat. 267 00:18:45,886 --> 00:18:50,501 Te-ai g�ndit c� e un capriciu �i ai refuzat. 268 00:18:50,966 --> 00:18:54,901 Oricum, l-ai fi v�zut numai pe Jean Claude a�ezat �n fa�a ta. 269 00:18:55,006 --> 00:18:58,541 Pe el l-ai fi admirat de la spate, pe teras�, 270 00:18:58,726 --> 00:19:00,341 �ntr-un halat romantic. 271 00:19:00,486 --> 00:19:04,141 Pe mine m-ai fi v�zut �n chilo�i, b�g�ndu-mi degetele �n nas 272 00:19:04,246 --> 00:19:06,461 sau tr�g�nd apa de la Closet ! 273 00:19:06,566 --> 00:19:09,741 Puteai s� te duci pe teras� �i s�-�i sco�i degetele din nas. 274 00:19:10,286 --> 00:19:11,821 �n fond, asta voiam. 275 00:19:13,926 --> 00:19:17,981 Dar �tii c� te comporti foarte bine ? M� a�teptam la o scen� de gelozie. 276 00:19:18,966 --> 00:19:21,215 �i poate c� mi-ar fi f�cut pl�cere. 277 00:19:21,960 --> 00:19:23,695 �n schimb, un englez ! 278 00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:29,575 ' EU, gelos ? - Nu ?! 279 00:19:38,204 --> 00:19:41,379 Linuzza cu francezul ! V-am prins �n fapt ! 280 00:19:43,084 --> 00:19:46,779 - Nu e ceea ce pare ! - Trebuie s� muri�i am�ndoi ! 281 00:19:47,084 --> 00:19:49,339 - Nu m� �mpu�ca ! - Tu, sc�rbo�enie... 282 00:19:50,124 --> 00:19:51,339 �i tu, stricato ! 283 00:19:52,958 --> 00:19:55,053 Prietenie afectuoas�... 284 00:20:01,558 --> 00:20:03,853 Peste 30 de mor�i �i 100 de r�ni�i ast�zi, 285 00:20:04,318 --> 00:20:06,973 �n timpul ciocnirilor dintre guvern �i rebeli. 286 00:20:07,078 --> 00:20:10,053 Acesta e bilan�ul trist pe care l-au �nregistrat... 287 00:20:10,758 --> 00:20:13,693 Deci pleci cu el fiindc� eu n-am pielea electric� ? 288 00:20:15,078 --> 00:20:17,493 - Nu e singurul motiv. - Repet �ntrebarea... 289 00:20:18,678 --> 00:20:22,182 Noi doi, �n pat, am avut vreodat� pielea electric� ? 290 00:20:22,407 --> 00:20:23,462 Sigurc� da ! 291 00:20:24,167 --> 00:20:27,542 Dac-o zici pe tonul �sta �nseamn� c� n-am avut-o niciodat�. 292 00:20:28,687 --> 00:20:31,702 Noi doi am avut mult� electricitate �n piele ! E bine a�a ? 293 00:20:31,807 --> 00:20:33,382 Nu �n fa�a servitorilor ! 294 00:20:34,567 --> 00:20:37,622 - Ce m�nca�i ast�-sear�, gnocchi ? - Ce gnocchi ? 295 00:20:37,727 --> 00:20:38,822 Mie nu mi-e foame. 296 00:20:41,207 --> 00:20:43,782 Dac� ne spuneau �i nou�, nu ne oboseam pentru ei ! 297 00:20:45,887 --> 00:20:48,541 �ii minte anul trecut, �n vacan�a de la Taormina ? 298 00:20:48,646 --> 00:20:51,861 N-am ie�it din camer� �apte zile. 299 00:20:52,606 --> 00:20:55,861 - Normal ! A plouat �ntruna ! - �i n-a fost romantic ? 300 00:20:56,806 --> 00:20:59,461 Ba da ! M-ai �nv��at s� joc �ah. 301 00:21:00,726 --> 00:21:04,381 �n momentul �sta, recunosc, am pierdut pe toate planurile. 302 00:21:04,526 --> 00:21:06,501 Nu-i adev�rat ! G�se�ti alt� femeie ! 303 00:21:06,766 --> 00:21:10,261 Acum, simpla idee te dezgust�, dar o s� vezi c-ai s-o g�se�ti ! 304 00:21:11,486 --> 00:21:14,024 - Da ! - �tii c� e�ti foarte atr�g�tor ! 305 00:21:14,769 --> 00:21:18,944 - Eram. Acum, provoc sc�rb�. - Nu spune prostii ! 306 00:21:19,329 --> 00:21:21,944 Ai numai zece ani mai mult dec�t mine. Sau 12. 307 00:21:22,969 --> 00:21:25,024 �n clipa asta, am o sut� de ani �n plus ! 308 00:21:26,409 --> 00:21:29,984 �n via��, tinere�ea �i aspectul fizic nu sunt totul. 309 00:21:30,089 --> 00:21:32,864 De ce ? Aspectul meu fizic are ceva �n neregul� ? 310 00:21:33,969 --> 00:21:37,984 Nimic. Sigur, dac-ai bea mai pu�in �i ai face un pic de gimnastic�... 311 00:21:38,089 --> 00:21:42,664 Dar fizicul le intereseaz� doar pe femeile superficiale. 312 00:21:43,289 --> 00:21:45,144 - E o statistic�. - Da ? 313 00:21:45,809 --> 00:21:49,583 E ciudat cum le plac femeilor superficiale ! 314 00:21:49,728 --> 00:21:51,263 - Da ? - M� plac foarte tare. 315 00:21:51,768 --> 00:21:54,183 - �tii c� �i Jean Claude te place ? - Tocmai ! 316 00:21:54,288 --> 00:21:56,983 A zis c�, la ambasad�, ai fost foarte spiritual ! 317 00:21:57,168 --> 00:21:58,543 - Serios ?! - Da. 318 00:21:58,728 --> 00:22:01,223 A spus c� e�ti un tip... foarte italian. 319 00:22:01,488 --> 00:22:04,983 Iar el recunoa�te calit��ile cuiva ! Nu e un meschin. 320 00:22:05,088 --> 00:22:08,183 Jean Claude... Mi-ar pl�cea s�-l cunosc ! 321 00:22:10,928 --> 00:22:13,663 - De ce nu ? - Cine �tie, poate ne �mprietenim ! 322 00:22:14,168 --> 00:22:16,663 - Uite, asta e civiliza�ie ! - Cheama-l aici ! 323 00:22:19,088 --> 00:22:21,983 - S� nu exager�m ! - Hai, c� nu-�i propun o orgie ! 324 00:22:22,408 --> 00:22:24,503 �l chemi aici, sta�i �n weekend, 325 00:22:24,608 --> 00:22:28,463 �i-apoi, relaxa�i, calmi, lini�ti�i, luni... 326 00:22:28,568 --> 00:22:30,663 Lua�i trenul spre Madrid. 327 00:22:31,168 --> 00:22:35,903 Cred c� ar fi singurul mod �n care am �ncheia rela�ia noastr� cu stil, 328 00:22:36,048 --> 00:22:38,189 cum i-ar sta bine unui cuplu modern. 329 00:22:39,454 --> 00:22:43,775 Nu �tiu... At�t de repede... Poate, dup� aceea, nu ? 330 00:22:45,360 --> 00:22:49,535 Mai d�-mi timp ! �i-apoi, ce facem ? Un triunghi amoros ? 331 00:22:50,360 --> 00:22:52,305 - Poate, chiar un p�trat. - De ce ? 332 00:22:52,450 --> 00:22:54,425 - Vine �i Patty. - Cine e Patty ? 333 00:22:54,530 --> 00:22:57,665 - Cum cine e ? Secretara mea ! - Da ! Conul uscat ! 334 00:22:58,610 --> 00:23:01,385 �n ultima vreme, s-a mai �mplinit un pic. 335 00:23:01,610 --> 00:23:05,265 - Ce caut� aici spioana ? - Vine s� m� ajute, s� bat� la ma�in�. 336 00:23:05,370 --> 00:23:08,625 Profit de ziua de s�mb�t� pentru a �mbun�t��i o rela�ie. 337 00:23:09,410 --> 00:23:11,425 Ia spune, telefonezi ? Poftim ! 338 00:23:12,650 --> 00:23:16,185 Mi-e team� c�... o s� ne sim�im prost ! 339 00:23:16,370 --> 00:23:20,498 De ce ar trebui s� ne sim�im prost ? Suntem patru adul�i civiliza�i. 340 00:23:21,443 --> 00:23:25,458 Iar el e timid ! Va fi surprins, nu... 341 00:23:25,843 --> 00:23:29,658 De ce s� fie surprins ? Hai, d� telefon ! 342 00:23:30,323 --> 00:23:34,818 - Dac� nu vrei, �l las �n furc�. - Tu crezi c� mi-e fric� ? 343 00:23:40,209 --> 00:23:44,849 Alo ? Bun� ! Ascult�, sunt aici, cu so�ul meu... 344 00:23:46,954 --> 00:23:50,889 Iubitule ! Sunt eu, Lisa ! Ce voce ? 345 00:23:52,234 --> 00:23:55,789 Poate fiindc� sunt pu�in agitat� �i-mi tremur� un pic vocea. 346 00:23:56,534 --> 00:23:59,069 Ascult� ! Voiam s�-�i zic c� i-am spus tot. 347 00:24:00,894 --> 00:24:03,909 �tiu c� nu e foarte diplomatic, dar �tia deja. 348 00:24:06,414 --> 00:24:09,749 Nu ! A primit vestea cu mult rafinament, da. 349 00:24:11,254 --> 00:24:13,549 E lini�tit. Un englez ! 350 00:24:14,729 --> 00:24:17,184 Iar noi putem zbura spre fericire. 351 00:24:18,769 --> 00:24:23,704 �tiu c� mergem cu trenul ! "Zbur�m" �n sens poetic. In�elegi ? 352 00:24:24,849 --> 00:24:26,824 Alo ? Nu se mai aude nimic. 353 00:24:28,609 --> 00:24:31,064 Niciodat� n-a func�ionat telefonul �sta ! 354 00:24:43,169 --> 00:24:47,104 Da, alo ? Acum se aude ? V-o dau pe Lisa. 355 00:24:49,529 --> 00:24:54,424 Alo ? Da... Nu �tiu ce-a f�cut, l-a reparat pur �i simplu. 356 00:24:55,529 --> 00:24:58,424 Se pricepe foarte bine la chestiunile astea din cas�. 357 00:24:58,609 --> 00:25:01,864 Ieri s-a stricat closetul, dar �ntr-o clip� l-a 358 00:25:01,969 --> 00:25:04,224 Spune-mi mai bine de invita�ie ! 359 00:25:06,209 --> 00:25:10,904 Ascult�, Livio ar vrea s� te cunoasc�. Da, vrea s� te cunoasc� mai bine. 360 00:25:11,329 --> 00:25:15,024 Ar vrea s� vorbi�i c�teva am�nunte legate de separare. 361 00:25:16,289 --> 00:25:18,024 La asta m� g�ndeam �i eu ! 362 00:25:18,369 --> 00:25:20,944 - Zice s� mergem m�ine la el. - D�-mi-l, te rog ! 363 00:25:21,819 --> 00:25:25,154 Alo, Ardin ? Da, eu sunt. So�ul. 364 00:25:26,019 --> 00:25:29,594 De ce nu veni�i m�ine aici, ca s� petrecem o zi frumoas� ? 365 00:25:29,689 --> 00:25:33,104 Profit�m ca s� schimb�m dou� vorbe. Sigur c� da ! 366 00:25:33,249 --> 00:25:37,184 Duminic�, dv. �i Lisa, a�i putea pleca direct de aici. 367 00:25:38,009 --> 00:25:39,104 Da, la Madrid. 368 00:25:41,009 --> 00:25:45,744 Cum ? Nu fi�i ridicol, suntem aproape �n anul 2000 ! 369 00:25:46,769 --> 00:25:50,864 Sigur c� da ! Cum s� nu ? Lisa e de acord ! 370 00:25:50,969 --> 00:25:53,664 - Zi-i c� e�ti de acord. - De acord, doar c�... 371 00:25:53,769 --> 00:25:56,424 A�i auzit ? E de acord ! M� bucur foarte tare ! 372 00:25:57,609 --> 00:25:59,784 Sigur, ne vedem m�ine ! Asculta�i ! 373 00:26:00,529 --> 00:26:03,824 �ti�i s� juca�i tenis ? Da, atunci, aduce�i �i racheta. 374 00:26:04,049 --> 00:26:06,704 Ca s� facem o partid� dr�gu��. 375 00:26:06,809 --> 00:26:07,944 Trebuie s�-i spun... 376 00:26:11,689 --> 00:26:14,264 De ce i-ai spus s� aduc� racheta de tenis ? 377 00:26:14,369 --> 00:26:17,064 E greu s� joci tenis f�r� rachet�. 378 00:26:17,209 --> 00:26:21,464 Ca s�-l ba�i. Crezi c�, ridiculiz�ndu-l pe un teren de tenis, 379 00:26:21,609 --> 00:26:23,384 situa�ia se poate schimba. 380 00:26:24,089 --> 00:26:28,064 De ce s� m� sup�r pe altcineva, c�nd trebuie s� fiu sup�rat pe mine ? 381 00:26:28,569 --> 00:26:31,744 - Nu ! E vina mea ! - Ba vina �mi apar�ine ! 382 00:26:32,009 --> 00:26:34,144 De ce trebuie s�-mi iei �i asta ? 383 00:26:34,249 --> 00:26:37,584 Eu am comis adulterul. De data asta, vina �mi apar�ine. 384 00:26:37,689 --> 00:26:41,144 �mi asum toat� responsabilitatea asupra acestei chestiuni. 385 00:26:42,609 --> 00:26:43,584 �n ce sens ? 386 00:26:43,769 --> 00:26:47,024 Era mult mai bine s� fi comis eu adulterul. 387 00:26:47,329 --> 00:26:49,384 Eu s� te fi �n�elat. 388 00:26:49,729 --> 00:26:53,264 - �nc� o dat� ? - Nu ! Ar trebui s�-l g�ndesc ! 389 00:26:53,369 --> 00:26:56,948 Ar trebui s� fiu prins �n fapt. M-a� putea folosi de Cecilia. 390 00:26:58,253 --> 00:27:03,468 - Un adulter cu Cecilia ? - Nu, Cecilia arfi martora. Da ! 391 00:27:04,493 --> 00:27:06,588 - Mi se pare cam mult. - Da ? 392 00:27:07,213 --> 00:27:10,668 - Din nou nu te-ai g�ndit la copii. - Ba m� g�ndesc �ntruna. 393 00:27:10,813 --> 00:27:12,819 �n fa�a unui adulter comis de tine, 394 00:27:13,124 --> 00:27:17,059 un judec�tor sever, antidemocratic, mi-ar �ncredin�a mie copiii. 395 00:27:17,324 --> 00:27:20,579 De�i copiii ar trebui s� r�m�n� cu mama lor ! 396 00:27:20,684 --> 00:27:22,299 Da, trebuie s� stea cu mine. 397 00:27:22,804 --> 00:27:25,259 - �tii c� e�ti foarte bun ? - Sigur c� da. 398 00:27:26,924 --> 00:27:29,739 Foarte, foarte bun ! 399 00:27:33,164 --> 00:27:34,259 Noapte bun� ! 400 00:27:34,644 --> 00:27:37,821 E foarte trist c� iubirea noastr� s-a sf�r�it, 401 00:27:38,006 --> 00:27:41,261 dar nu �tiu s� fac dou� lucruri �n acela�i timp. 402 00:27:43,206 --> 00:27:44,821 - Ne vedem sus, da ? - Unde ? 403 00:27:45,326 --> 00:27:47,581 - �n dormitor. - Nu pot ! 404 00:27:47,766 --> 00:27:50,661 - �i s� dorm aici ? - Nu m� pot b�ga �n pat cu tine ! 405 00:27:51,126 --> 00:27:53,697 Ieri am f�cut-o, dar azi nu se mai poate ? 406 00:27:54,042 --> 00:27:57,137 Asear�, nu �tiai ! Cel pu�in, nu �tiam c� �tii ! 407 00:27:57,602 --> 00:27:58,937 �i ce se schimb� ? 408 00:27:59,242 --> 00:28:03,264 Asear� eram o so�ie fidel�, ast�zi sunt una adulter� ! 409 00:28:10,249 --> 00:28:11,904 Institutul de frumuse�e... 410 00:28:14,249 --> 00:28:18,104 - N-a fost niciun incendiu. - �tiam ! 411 00:28:30,569 --> 00:28:31,544 Alo, Patty ? 412 00:28:31,649 --> 00:28:32,944 - Gata ? - Da ! 413 00:28:33,649 --> 00:28:34,664 Sunte�i preg�tit ? 414 00:28:49,689 --> 00:28:53,184 - Ierta�i-m�, am doar noroc ! - V� descurca�i foarte bine ! 415 00:29:04,569 --> 00:29:05,744 - Frumos ! - M� scuza�i ! 416 00:29:08,529 --> 00:29:12,384 Doamn�, te �n�epi. Las�-m� pe mine, am pielea tare ca pe picioare ! 417 00:29:12,649 --> 00:29:15,384 E chiar prea tare ! �mi rupi to�i spinii ! 418 00:29:16,049 --> 00:29:17,224 Te-ai ocupat de vin ? 419 00:29:17,329 --> 00:29:21,141 - �la bun sau �la american ? - Ala bun ! Vrei s� ne otr�vim ? 420 00:29:29,966 --> 00:29:31,021 Bun� ziua ! 421 00:29:31,646 --> 00:29:33,181 Cine-i neru�inata asta ? 422 00:29:35,326 --> 00:29:37,621 - Lua�i dv. geanta, v� rog ? - Da. 423 00:29:49,206 --> 00:29:51,261 Te-ai uitat bine la ea ? 424 00:29:52,686 --> 00:29:55,146 Sunt Patty, secretara so�ului dv. 425 00:29:55,251 --> 00:29:57,986 - Da... Conul uscat ! - Poftim ? 426 00:29:58,451 --> 00:30:02,466 - Nimic. - M-a chemat dl Stefani. 427 00:30:02,571 --> 00:30:05,266 - Da ? - Cum ? Nu v-a spus nimic ? 428 00:30:05,731 --> 00:30:07,306 Ba da... 429 00:30:08,251 --> 00:30:11,826 Dac� nu sunte�i de acord, pot s� plec a�a cum am venit. 430 00:30:27,571 --> 00:30:29,186 Bravo ! 431 00:30:30,611 --> 00:30:32,226 - Felicit�ri ! - Mul�umesc ! 432 00:30:32,651 --> 00:30:37,586 Tenisul ar fi un sport minunat, f�r� dungile astea nenorocite ! 433 00:30:39,571 --> 00:30:42,506 Ar trebui s� mai lucra�i la serviciu. 434 00:30:42,651 --> 00:30:46,063 Racheta trebuie s� fie �n linie cu bra�ul. A�a ! 435 00:30:46,488 --> 00:30:48,743 - Livio ! - Vin acum, comoar� ! 436 00:30:50,008 --> 00:30:52,823 Scuza�i cuv�ntul "comoar�". Puterea obi�nuin�ei. 437 00:30:53,008 --> 00:30:54,143 Mi se pare normal ! 438 00:30:54,928 --> 00:30:57,223 Mi-a p�rut foarte r�u c� divor�a�i. 439 00:30:57,488 --> 00:30:59,063 Livio ! Iart�-m� o clip�... 440 00:30:59,408 --> 00:31:00,823 - Iar acela este... - Da. 441 00:31:00,968 --> 00:31:04,063 Foarte frumos ! Foarte distins ! Cred c� e �i foarte... 442 00:31:04,168 --> 00:31:05,423 Aia da ! 443 00:31:05,528 --> 00:31:10,703 Ce frumos c� v� �n�elege�i a�a de bine ! Toat� lumea ar trebui s� divor�eze a�a. 444 00:31:10,808 --> 00:31:12,663 Livio, trebuie s�-�i spun ceva ! 445 00:31:12,768 --> 00:31:15,653 - Bun� ziua ! - Bun� ! Ai g�sit drumul ? 446 00:31:15,758 --> 00:31:18,893 Da. A fost foarte simplu. Doar 20000 de lire pe taxi. 447 00:31:18,998 --> 00:31:22,333 Nu-�i face griji ! Pl�te�te vinul californian. 448 00:31:22,438 --> 00:31:24,733 - O cuno�ti pe... - Da, e foarte frumoas� ! 449 00:31:24,838 --> 00:31:28,536 Viitoarea mea fost� so�ie. Iar el e Jean. Cum s�-l numesc ? 450 00:31:28,641 --> 00:31:30,296 - �nc�ntat� ! - "So�iorul". 451 00:31:30,401 --> 00:31:34,016 - Sau "Cognastro". - Ce ciudat ! "So�iorul" ! 452 00:31:34,361 --> 00:31:37,896 - A� vrea s� vorbim o clip� ! - Nu. Trebuie s-o conduc �n camer�. 453 00:31:38,161 --> 00:31:41,016 - Dar dureaz� numai un minut ! - �i la noi ! Vino ! 454 00:31:43,121 --> 00:31:46,215 Trebuie s� recunosc, so�ul t�u e foarte amabil. 455 00:31:46,360 --> 00:31:47,855 - E un �arpe. - �arpe ?! 456 00:31:48,240 --> 00:31:50,575 Nu-l cunosc la fel de bine ca tine, dar... 457 00:31:50,680 --> 00:31:55,375 - Ai v�zut pe cine mi-a adus ? - Da, pu�in cam vulgar�, dar dr�gu��. 458 00:31:55,680 --> 00:31:57,295 Nu �tiu, nu m-am uitat la ea. 459 00:31:57,400 --> 00:32:01,135 E genul pe care noi �l numim "charmante". 460 00:32:01,840 --> 00:32:05,495 Aia e "charmante" ?! Ochi de cucuvea ! 461 00:32:05,600 --> 00:32:09,015 Nasul ca trompeta, fund ca o chitar� �i coapse ca mandolina ! 462 00:32:11,200 --> 00:32:15,815 - Ce-�i pas� cum arat� ? - Mie ? Nu m� intereseaz� ! 463 00:32:16,240 --> 00:32:20,415 Doar ideea c� mi-o aduce aici, �ntr-un moment at�t de delicat... 464 00:32:20,800 --> 00:32:23,695 Dar �tiai c� o s� vin� ! Nu te-ai �n�eles cu so�ul t�u ? 465 00:32:23,880 --> 00:32:27,376 Ba da ! Dar nu �tiam c� mi-o aduce azi ! 466 00:32:27,601 --> 00:32:31,136 - �i care e diferen�a ? - E o diferen�� foarte mare ! 467 00:32:31,241 --> 00:32:33,696 Putea s� a�tepte s� plec�m ! 468 00:32:33,841 --> 00:32:37,656 - Mi se pare c� e�ti geloas�. - Eu, geloas� ? Nu m� face s� r�d ! 469 00:32:39,521 --> 00:32:44,256 Atunci, de ce te superi a�a ? Te mai intereseaz� ce face el ? 470 00:32:44,361 --> 00:32:47,976 - Nu m� intereseaz� nimic, dar... - Atunci, s� nu mai vorbim, da ? 471 00:32:51,681 --> 00:32:56,856 - De o lun� n-am mai jucat tenis. - Nu te g�ndi ! Livio joac� zilnic ! 472 00:32:56,961 --> 00:33:00,536 Serios ?! Atunci, trebuia s� joace mult mai bine. 473 00:33:01,801 --> 00:33:03,976 - Cum adic� ? - Poate c� am avut noroc. 474 00:33:05,361 --> 00:33:09,256 Ce vrei s� spui ? C� l-ai b�tut ? Tu, pe el ?! 475 00:33:10,001 --> 00:33:14,371 De ce te minunezi a�a ? In fond, �i eu �tiu s� joc tenis ! 476 00:33:14,596 --> 00:33:15,931 Da, dar Livio... 477 00:33:18,645 --> 00:33:20,700 Ce cas� frumoas� ! 478 00:33:21,885 --> 00:33:23,420 Ce lucruri frumoase ! 479 00:33:28,925 --> 00:33:31,660 Astea sunt celebrele ou� de anason, nu ? 480 00:33:31,965 --> 00:33:33,100 Nu ! De onix ! 481 00:33:36,485 --> 00:33:39,700 - Ce frumoas� e asta ! Ce e ? - Este din sidef. 482 00:33:39,885 --> 00:33:42,420 Nu-i o prostie, cum ar putea p�rea. 483 00:33:46,804 --> 00:33:49,059 Ce frumoas� e asta ! 484 00:33:50,604 --> 00:33:52,499 - Sunte�i dv. ? - Da ! 485 00:33:52,604 --> 00:33:55,539 - Cu modestie, da, eu am pozat. - Superb� ! 486 00:33:55,804 --> 00:33:58,259 - P�cat c� nu are cap ! - Se mai �nt�mpl�. 487 00:33:58,964 --> 00:34:03,379 - Uite capul ! De ce nu-l lipi�i ? - Acum ce s�... 488 00:34:04,084 --> 00:34:07,979 Oricum, trebuie s� recunosc ! Ave�i o cas�... Fantastic� ! 489 00:34:08,444 --> 00:34:12,259 Da, am aranjat-o cu mult� r�bdare �i cu mult� grij�. 490 00:34:12,764 --> 00:34:13,819 �i cu mult� iubire ! 491 00:34:15,204 --> 00:34:18,899 Lisa ! Ai v�zut ce dr�gu� a fost Jean Claude ? 492 00:34:19,044 --> 00:34:22,061 Nu trebuia s� v� deranja�i a�a ! Un cadou foarte mare ! 493 00:34:22,406 --> 00:34:25,981 - Fabulos ! Ce e ? - Caviar ! E plin� cu caviar ! 494 00:34:26,726 --> 00:34:29,501 - Cred c� sunt cel pu�in 10 kg. - S� nu exager�m ! 495 00:34:29,766 --> 00:34:33,101 - E numai 1 kg de caviar ! - �i 9 kg de ghea�� ! 496 00:34:33,366 --> 00:34:36,701 O minune ! La c�t e de cald, o s� ne prind� foarte bine. 497 00:34:37,446 --> 00:34:39,459 Pot s-o duci la buc�t�rie ? 498 00:34:39,604 --> 00:34:40,619 Scuz�-m� ! 499 00:34:41,284 --> 00:34:45,579 Spune-i s�lbaticei c� nu sunt bilu�e de v�n�toare, ci icre negre. 500 00:34:45,804 --> 00:34:46,859 Mul�umesc ! 501 00:34:51,809 --> 00:34:55,464 Ai v�zut ce so�ioar� delicioas� ? Serviabil�, ascult�toare... 502 00:34:56,809 --> 00:34:58,664 Te rog frumos s� n-o strici ! 503 00:35:00,089 --> 00:35:03,384 E�ti nebun� s�-�i bagi �n cas� o fat� frumoas� ca aia ! 504 00:35:03,569 --> 00:35:07,822 Dra Patty e secretara so�ului meu, care are nevoie de pu�in ajutor. 505 00:35:08,727 --> 00:35:13,622 - Ce-�i spuneam eu ? - Pu�in ajutor, dac�-i vine vreo idee ! 506 00:35:14,487 --> 00:35:16,822 F�r� �ndoial�, �leia nu-i lipsesc ideile ! 507 00:35:16,927 --> 00:35:17,942 Clar ! 508 00:35:18,447 --> 00:35:20,822 Tu chiar nu crezi c� un b�rbat �i o femeie 509 00:35:20,927 --> 00:35:23,742 pot sta �mpreun� f�r� s� se g�ndeasc� la lucrul �la ? 510 00:35:23,847 --> 00:35:24,902 Nu ! 511 00:35:25,007 --> 00:35:28,182 S�raca doamn� ! E�ti frumoas�, bun� �i cam proast� ! 512 00:35:28,847 --> 00:35:33,222 Vrei un sfat ? F�-l s� fie gelos ! F� "ghidu�ii" cu b�iatul �la frumos ! 513 00:35:33,327 --> 00:35:35,702 Ca s� vad� b�rbatu-t�u cum e s� pui coarne ! 514 00:35:36,247 --> 00:35:39,182 - �i dac� tot mi le pune ? - Cazmaua ! 515 00:35:39,447 --> 00:35:42,782 Ai grij�, c� mi s-a umflat bra�ul ! Despre ce cazma vorbe�ti ? 516 00:35:42,927 --> 00:35:46,782 O dat� a �ncercat �i b�rbatul meu, �i c�nd i-am tras o cazma �n cap... 517 00:35:46,887 --> 00:35:49,302 �i acum are cicatricea ! 518 00:35:49,407 --> 00:35:51,190 - Carmine ? - Da... 519 00:35:51,295 --> 00:35:54,230 - Arat�-i doamnei cicatricea ! - Nu... 520 00:35:56,095 --> 00:35:57,110 Ferice de voi ! 521 00:35:58,935 --> 00:36:02,550 �nc� pu�in tabasco... Amestec�m un pic... �i gata ! 522 00:36:03,166 --> 00:36:04,341 E amestecul meu ! 523 00:36:04,926 --> 00:36:08,385 N-am c�tigat "shakerul de aur", dar e bun ! 524 00:36:08,570 --> 00:36:11,225 - �i cum se nume�te ? - Eu �i spun "Attila" ! 525 00:36:11,330 --> 00:36:12,865 - Attila ? - Da ! 526 00:36:13,890 --> 00:36:14,985 Gusta�i ! 527 00:36:16,530 --> 00:36:18,505 Pe unde trece, nu mai cre�te iarba ! 528 00:36:21,090 --> 00:36:23,385 - Cum e ? - Nu-i r�u ! 529 00:36:26,370 --> 00:36:30,025 Privindu-v�, �mi dau seama ce gusturi bune are so�ia mea ! 530 00:36:30,290 --> 00:36:32,225 - V� rog ! - Sunte�i foarte frumos ! 531 00:36:32,330 --> 00:36:36,145 - Serios ! - Nu ! N-a� vrea s� v� sim�i�i prost. 532 00:36:36,250 --> 00:36:38,865 Dar ave�i o frumuse�e fizic� extraordinar�. 533 00:36:39,210 --> 00:36:41,945 �i sunte�i at�t de �nalt, c� aproape m� sup�ra�i ! 534 00:36:42,090 --> 00:36:46,177 Nu-i a�a, Patty ? Nu e doar frumos, e �i simpatic ! 535 00:36:46,562 --> 00:36:51,617 Mi se pare ca acele opere antice. Seam�n� cu o statuie greceasc�. 536 00:36:52,002 --> 00:36:53,897 Vede�i ? Deja face�i alt� victim�. 537 00:36:55,482 --> 00:36:58,737 Mi-e foarte cald ! V� sup�ra�i dac� fac o baie ? 538 00:36:58,962 --> 00:37:01,661 Du-te ! Du-te s�-�i r�core�ti popone�ul ! 539 00:37:01,966 --> 00:37:03,861 Aten�ie, �ncep num�r�toarea ! 540 00:37:04,166 --> 00:37:08,061 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... 541 00:37:08,166 --> 00:37:11,661 Uita�i-v� ce fund ! Cred c� am v�zut maximum trei a�a. 542 00:37:12,086 --> 00:37:14,541 E foarte bun� �i ca dactilograf� ! 543 00:37:17,006 --> 00:37:18,661 V� rog ! V� place, nu ? 544 00:37:19,406 --> 00:37:22,861 - E o fat� foarte frumoas�. - M� refeream la "Attila". 545 00:37:24,246 --> 00:37:27,901 Attila ! Da, e foarte bun ! Ce mai are �n afar� de dinamit� ? 546 00:37:28,126 --> 00:37:30,021 Un pic din toate ! Be�i ! 547 00:37:34,486 --> 00:37:35,461 Bun, nu ? 548 00:37:37,606 --> 00:37:39,701 Apropo, v� bag asta �n buzunar ! 549 00:37:39,846 --> 00:37:42,781 N-o uita�i �n timpul c�l�toriei ! E pentru Lisa. 550 00:37:43,406 --> 00:37:45,221 - Dar ce e ? - Metanodin�. 551 00:37:45,686 --> 00:37:47,941 Reface sistemul nervos. 552 00:37:48,126 --> 00:37:51,781 Nu m� �n�elege�i gre�it. Lisa e foarte bine... Acum. 553 00:37:52,806 --> 00:37:56,491 Doar c� e sensibil� la anumite contrariet��i, decep�ii. 554 00:37:56,676 --> 00:38:01,374 Dar dup� ce ia dou�-trei pastile, nu mai vars� o lacrim� ! 555 00:38:02,639 --> 00:38:03,694 �nc� o guri�� ? 556 00:38:09,639 --> 00:38:13,534 - Ce gen de decep�ii ? - Decep�ii de orice fel. 557 00:38:14,919 --> 00:38:16,574 - Cine e decep�ionat ? - Eu... 558 00:38:18,999 --> 00:38:21,734 Dup� b�taia pe care mi-a dat-o Jean Claude la tenis ! 559 00:38:22,439 --> 00:38:24,614 Da, am aflat c� te-a b�tut ! 560 00:38:25,759 --> 00:38:28,734 B�tut ?! 6-1, 6-0, 6-1. Nu �tiu dac� v� e clar ! 561 00:38:29,119 --> 00:38:31,414 M� duc s� fac baie. Cine vine cu mine ? 562 00:38:31,519 --> 00:38:32,574 M� duc singur. 563 00:38:33,799 --> 00:38:38,734 4, 3, 2, 1... �mi pare r�u, nu e cel al lui Patty. 564 00:38:39,719 --> 00:38:42,534 Dac� auzi�i "ajutor", nu veni�i s� m� salva�i ! 565 00:38:42,639 --> 00:38:44,574 V�d c� v-a�i �mprietenit ! 566 00:38:46,799 --> 00:38:48,854 El �i l-a preparat ? Ce e ? 567 00:38:49,959 --> 00:38:53,054 - Foarte bun ! Attila... - Stai ! 568 00:38:53,799 --> 00:38:58,294 - Iubirea mea ! Dulcea�� ! - Dar ce faci ? 569 00:38:58,519 --> 00:39:00,814 E otrav� ! Nu vezi c-a vrut s� te �mbete ? 570 00:39:01,399 --> 00:39:05,654 Oricum, so�ul t�u mi se pare foarte simpatic. 571 00:39:07,479 --> 00:39:10,014 Poate c� e un pic grosolan, dar... 572 00:39:10,319 --> 00:39:12,494 - Grosolan ?! Te-a b�tut deja ? - Nu... 573 00:39:13,679 --> 00:39:17,454 Modul �n care se comport� fa�� de ispitirea evident� a lui Patty. 574 00:39:17,559 --> 00:39:20,014 Care, pe de alt� parte, are s�ni frumo�i ! 575 00:39:20,719 --> 00:39:24,414 Cum ? Mereu mi-ai spus c� ai mei intr� �ntr-o cup� de �ampanie ! 576 00:39:25,199 --> 00:39:28,094 C� privesc �n sus, ca florile de castan ! 577 00:39:28,479 --> 00:39:32,094 - Acum ai uitat deja ? - Mi-amintesc ! 578 00:39:32,199 --> 00:39:35,934 Oricum, ia-o pe ea �n Spania ! Chiarte rog ! Eu o s� dispar ! 579 00:39:36,039 --> 00:39:39,254 Nu, comoar�, ce spui ? Doar pe tine te doresc ! 580 00:39:39,839 --> 00:39:43,614 Te-am dorit �nc� din acea prim� sear�, la ambasad� ! 581 00:39:43,919 --> 00:39:46,934 - Te doresc �i acum. - Da ! 582 00:39:49,159 --> 00:39:50,134 Ce dr�gu�i ! 583 00:39:52,399 --> 00:39:53,414 Danseaz� ! 584 00:39:57,479 --> 00:40:00,414 - Ce faci aici ? Vrei ceva ? - Ll c�utam pe st�p�n. 585 00:40:00,999 --> 00:40:04,174 �l �nv��am pe dl Ardin s� danseze tangou. 586 00:40:04,399 --> 00:40:05,974 - Po�i s� vii pu�in ? - Ce e ? 587 00:40:06,319 --> 00:40:07,494 Scuz�-m� ! 588 00:40:07,879 --> 00:40:11,694 A zis c� azi vrea s� g�teasc� el, fiindc� are o surpriz�. 589 00:40:12,879 --> 00:40:14,534 Cred c� e pe plaj�. Du-te ! 590 00:40:14,759 --> 00:40:18,974 �i-am zis de "ghidu�iile" cu b�iatul ca s�-�i faci gelos so�ul, 591 00:40:19,079 --> 00:40:22,294 �ns� trebuie s� fie �i el de fa��, altfel, ce rost are ? 592 00:40:25,799 --> 00:40:31,694 Preg�te�te o surpriz� pentru pr�nz. Pune ceva la cale ! 593 00:40:32,399 --> 00:40:35,574 Serios ! Cred c� exagerezi ! Ai nervii �ntin�i, iubire ! 594 00:40:35,999 --> 00:40:38,854 A�nceput cu meciul pe care crezi c� l-a c�tigat... 595 00:40:39,399 --> 00:40:41,934 Sigur c� l-am c�tigat ! �i chiar u�or ! 596 00:40:42,479 --> 00:40:44,254 6-1, 6-0, 6-1. 597 00:40:44,599 --> 00:40:47,774 Nu-l po�i bate ! Nu �n�elegi c� a r�s de tine ? 598 00:40:48,079 --> 00:40:50,974 Ca s� pari un prost ! �i a reu�it pe deplin... 599 00:40:55,079 --> 00:40:56,574 Uite ce nenoro... 600 00:40:57,639 --> 00:41:00,534 A reu�it s� ne fac� s� ne certam pentru prima oar� ! 601 00:41:01,079 --> 00:41:04,014 Iart�-m�, iubitule ! Te iubesc ! Te rog, ia-m� �n bra�e ! 602 00:41:04,159 --> 00:41:08,134 Str�nge-m� tare ! Iart�-m� ! Hai pe canapea ! 603 00:41:09,039 --> 00:41:12,894 - Te iubesc... Mult ! - Zici c� a f�cut-o �nadins ? 604 00:41:13,799 --> 00:41:17,654 Da, dar nu te mai g�ndi ! Nu te g�ndi ! 605 00:41:17,919 --> 00:41:19,094 E�ti sigur� ? 606 00:41:21,999 --> 00:41:24,814 Nu ! �i-am spus s-o faci de fa�� cu so�ul t�u, 607 00:41:24,919 --> 00:41:27,574 nu atunci c�nd nu e, fiindc� n-are rost ! 608 00:41:28,839 --> 00:41:31,294 E o prob�, Ceci', dar iese bine ! 609 00:41:55,359 --> 00:41:56,534 Ce baie ciudat� ! 610 00:41:57,519 --> 00:42:00,214 - �tii ce vreau s� spun ? - Ai spus "ciudat", nu ? 611 00:42:00,319 --> 00:42:01,974 - Da. - Deci asta voiai s� spui ! 612 00:42:03,479 --> 00:42:05,814 Nu vii la buc�t�rie ? Ce faci aici, te ui�i ? 613 00:42:06,079 --> 00:42:10,014 �i �ie nu �i-e ru�ine s� stai goal�, cu bucile �n v�nt ? 614 00:42:10,919 --> 00:42:14,814 E amuzant� salbatica, nu ? E din Asocia�ia Morali�tilor ? 615 00:42:15,239 --> 00:42:18,334 Nu comenta, nu critica, nu te b�ga ! Valea ! 616 00:42:18,439 --> 00:42:19,534 �i se arde tot ! 617 00:42:21,599 --> 00:42:22,614 Ce e ? 618 00:42:23,439 --> 00:42:28,614 - M-a �n�epat ! O viespe ! - �i zbieri a�a ! Era s� fac infarct ! 619 00:42:28,759 --> 00:42:29,974 - O viespe ! - M� doare ! 620 00:42:30,199 --> 00:42:33,854 Bine ! Lisa are diplom� de infirmier�. O s� te vindece pe loc ! 621 00:42:34,399 --> 00:42:37,254 - Dar m� doare ! - In�ep�tura de viespe doare ! 622 00:42:40,039 --> 00:42:43,294 �i nu uita ! Viespile se a�az� doar pe fundurile frumoase ! 623 00:42:50,599 --> 00:42:51,614 Uite-l ! 624 00:42:52,559 --> 00:42:55,374 Uite acul ! Ba nu e acul ! 625 00:42:56,079 --> 00:42:59,294 - Dar sem�na. Te-a durut ? - Da, foarte tare ! 626 00:42:59,519 --> 00:43:03,534 Bine ! Dar acum o s�-l scoatem. O s� vezi ! Nu te mi�ca ! 627 00:43:06,959 --> 00:43:09,334 Acum... �l scoatem ! 628 00:43:11,119 --> 00:43:12,472 Nu ! E un punct negru ! 629 00:43:13,657 --> 00:43:16,792 - Te-a durut ? - Da ! �i e �n partea cealalt� ! 630 00:43:17,057 --> 00:43:19,312 Da ? Acul se deplaseaz� ! 631 00:43:19,657 --> 00:43:22,472 �i-apoi, nu po�i s� te f��i a�a cu fundul gol ! 632 00:43:22,697 --> 00:43:26,072 Uite ce se �nt�mpl� ! Nici nu mai �tiu unde eram ! Aici, aici ? 633 00:43:26,337 --> 00:43:29,352 Uite-l ! Nu te mi�ca ! Aici e ! 634 00:43:32,097 --> 00:43:33,912 Uite acul ! 635 00:43:35,777 --> 00:43:37,032 Poate. 636 00:43:37,937 --> 00:43:41,472 Dar acum ai �ezutul de nerecunoscut, plin de g�uri ! 637 00:43:41,777 --> 00:43:45,512 De data asta, o s� fii recunoscut� dup� fa��. Stai acolo ! 638 00:43:45,857 --> 00:43:49,392 - Ce-mi face�i acum ? - Un masaj ! A�a... 639 00:43:50,937 --> 00:43:53,912 Livio �i cu mine am g�ndit �mpreun� proiectul �sta. 640 00:43:54,017 --> 00:43:57,392 Defapt, eu am pus la cale farsa asta. 641 00:43:58,017 --> 00:44:00,112 Bine. Deci m�ine-diminea��, la opt, 642 00:44:00,217 --> 00:44:03,232 Cecilia intr� �n dormitorul meu, cu o cafea cu lapte. 643 00:44:03,337 --> 00:44:05,152 �l g�se�te pe dl Livio �n patul meu. 644 00:44:06,137 --> 00:44:08,432 Unde a intrat la opt f�r� cinci ! 645 00:44:08,777 --> 00:44:12,992 Trebuie s� ne g�seasc� �ntr-o pozi�ie care s� nu lase loc de �ndoieli. 646 00:44:13,377 --> 00:44:16,072 Adic� foarte apropia�i. 647 00:44:16,897 --> 00:44:20,472 �ntin�i unul l�ng� cel�lalt. A�a. Vezi, draga mea ? A�a ! 648 00:44:20,817 --> 00:44:23,592 - Nu a�a ! - Poate, �i pu�in �ncol�ci�i. 649 00:44:23,857 --> 00:44:26,832 - De ce �ncol�ci�i ? - Pentru credibilitate. 650 00:44:27,537 --> 00:44:31,752 Nu v�d de ce. �i nu trebuie s-o scandaliz�m pe Cecilia ! 651 00:44:33,857 --> 00:44:36,872 Ajunge s� fi�i �n acela�i pat. Departe unul de altul ! 652 00:44:37,097 --> 00:44:40,072 - Bine. - Gata ! Masajul s-a terminat ! 653 00:44:42,017 --> 00:44:45,152 Ce e ? Asta-i pentru circula�ie. Face foarte bine. 654 00:44:47,217 --> 00:44:50,632 - Ce e, �nc� un Atilla ? - Nu, �sta se chem� Maramalro. 655 00:44:51,337 --> 00:44:56,072 E ceva mai tr�d�tor. Mai ales pentru cine nu-i obi�nuit cu alcoolul. 656 00:44:56,217 --> 00:44:57,872 Nu v� face�i griji pentru mine. 657 00:44:58,057 --> 00:45:01,352 N-a� vrea s� cread� Lisa c� am vrut s� v� �mb�t. 658 00:45:02,177 --> 00:45:06,832 Nu-i niciun pericol. Nu e prima oara c�nd beau alcool. 659 00:45:07,257 --> 00:45:08,232 E mai bine ! 660 00:45:08,737 --> 00:45:13,432 - Ar fi mai bine s� v� cur��a�i. - Cum adic� ? 661 00:45:13,537 --> 00:45:17,592 Aici ! Sunte�i plin de ruj. Sau vre�i s� v� cur�� eu ? 662 00:45:17,897 --> 00:45:20,272 Sta�i un pic ! Avem un �erve�el aici... 663 00:45:21,777 --> 00:45:22,992 Sta�i a�a ! 664 00:45:25,097 --> 00:45:27,672 �i aici ! M� scuza�i ! 665 00:45:29,617 --> 00:45:32,992 Sunte�i plin de pete de ruj ! Dar ce-a�i f�cut cu Lisa ? 666 00:45:34,017 --> 00:45:38,872 - A�i mai fost c�s�torit ? - De dou�-trei ori. Trei, mai exact. 667 00:45:39,137 --> 00:45:41,032 - �i ave�i copii ? - Nu. 668 00:45:42,417 --> 00:45:47,192 Atunci, sunte�i norocos ! Lisa are deja "�n dotare" doi copii frumo�i. 669 00:45:50,137 --> 00:45:52,312 - Rahat ! - De data asta, a�i avut ghinion ! 670 00:45:53,217 --> 00:45:56,432 V� bucura�i s� vi-i b�ga�i �n cas� pe Bonnie �i pe Clyde, nu ? 671 00:45:57,017 --> 00:45:58,072 Pe cine ? 672 00:45:58,257 --> 00:46:01,032 Bonnie �i Clyde, copiii mei, ai no�tri. 673 00:46:01,537 --> 00:46:05,392 Copiii vo�tri ! Le spunem a�a din cauza comportamentului lor. 674 00:46:06,777 --> 00:46:08,792 Copiii trebuie s� stea cu mama lor. 675 00:46:08,897 --> 00:46:13,152 Mai ales, cu o mam� hiperposesiv�, cum e Lisa. 676 00:46:13,697 --> 00:46:15,952 Nu i-a�i cunoscut pe copiii no�tri ? 677 00:46:16,057 --> 00:46:17,752 - Nu. - Sunt foarte simpatici ! 678 00:46:18,097 --> 00:46:19,352 Mai ales, Clyde ! 679 00:46:19,577 --> 00:46:23,072 E o dulcea�� ! Va trebui s� v� obi�nui�i cu el. 680 00:46:23,177 --> 00:46:24,872 Dar e un real talent muzical. 681 00:46:25,017 --> 00:46:28,272 La numai opt ani, c�nt� deja la tob� �i la trompet�. 682 00:46:28,737 --> 00:46:31,392 �l �ncuraj�m, ca s� uite de foc. 683 00:46:33,217 --> 00:46:36,832 - Focul ?! - Sigur, nu e chiar un piroman ! 684 00:46:37,097 --> 00:46:40,432 Dar iube�te focul. Ins� credem c-o s�-i treac�. 685 00:46:40,577 --> 00:46:42,472 Bonnie e foarte simpatic�. 686 00:46:42,577 --> 00:46:46,552 Mereu �n mi�care ! Sunt doi copii s�lbatici. Se joac�, �ip�... 687 00:46:46,657 --> 00:46:49,992 Cateodata, mai sparg c�te ceva, dar a�a sunt copiii. 688 00:46:51,457 --> 00:46:52,672 - E r�ndul dv. - �tiu. 689 00:46:54,617 --> 00:46:58,312 M� scuza�i, dar nu hot�r�ser�m c� ne vorbim la pertu ? 690 00:47:00,137 --> 00:47:02,672 - Rahat ! - Nu e vina ta ! 691 00:47:03,337 --> 00:47:07,437 Cred c� e vina tacului. Sigur, nu mai are cret�. E acolo. 692 00:47:10,582 --> 00:47:13,557 - Nu e aici ! - Vezi jos, �n dul�pior ! 693 00:47:14,262 --> 00:47:15,677 - Aici ? - Da. 694 00:47:16,222 --> 00:47:19,593 Nu ! Nu acolo ! Te rog s� m� scuzi ! Imi pare r�u ! 695 00:47:20,658 --> 00:47:24,073 E videoteca mea personal�. Filmule�e pornografice. 696 00:47:25,618 --> 00:47:28,593 - Sunt foarte porno ? - Da, s� zicem c� sunt "intime". 697 00:47:29,578 --> 00:47:32,713 "Carmen pe cal", "Crava�a Lolei"... 698 00:47:32,898 --> 00:47:36,073 "Lulu' deasupra �i dedesubt", "69", "Negru �i alb"... 699 00:47:36,498 --> 00:47:38,833 "Deep ass". "In ad�ncul fundului". 700 00:47:40,818 --> 00:47:42,673 - Eu sunt regizorul ? - Tu ?! 701 00:47:43,098 --> 00:47:46,233 Dar �mi pare r�u, pe-astea nu �i le pot da. 702 00:47:46,338 --> 00:47:50,033 - De ce s� mi le dai tocmai mie ? - Da, e adev�rat ! 703 00:47:50,138 --> 00:47:53,953 De-acum, protagonista e a ta ! Dac� vrei, le po�i vedea cu ea. 704 00:47:54,098 --> 00:47:56,793 - Protagonista ? - Lisa. Nu �tiai ? 705 00:47:57,418 --> 00:48:01,633 Ea e actri�a principal�. E foarte bun� ! Are un temperament... 706 00:48:01,738 --> 00:48:03,633 De-ai vedea-o cu crava�a ! 707 00:48:04,658 --> 00:48:08,233 Ca ea nu mi�c� nimeni crava�a ! Nu glumesc deloc ! 708 00:48:09,218 --> 00:48:12,153 - Adic� Lisa ? - Da. Dar nu sunt pe pia�� ! 709 00:48:12,378 --> 00:48:15,553 Le vedem eu, ea �i c�te un prieten de �ncredere. 710 00:48:16,938 --> 00:48:21,153 Dac� nu �i-a ar�tat �nc� num�rul pisicii �nnebunite, s� �i-l arate ! 711 00:48:21,778 --> 00:48:24,553 - Pisica �nnebunit� ?! - Da ! E senza�ional� ! 712 00:48:24,778 --> 00:48:28,833 Doamne, nu-l poate face prea des, trebuie s� i se vindece zg�rieturile. 713 00:48:28,978 --> 00:48:30,633 Dar, dup� p�rerea mea, 714 00:48:30,818 --> 00:48:34,193 cel mai frumos num�r e "Alb�-ca-Z�pada �i cei �apte pitici". 715 00:48:34,978 --> 00:48:37,073 Evident, ea e Alb�-ca-Z�pada, iar... 716 00:48:37,898 --> 00:48:39,113 Cei �apte pitici... 717 00:48:40,538 --> 00:48:43,273 �n fine, nu sunt chiar cei ai lui Walt Disney. 718 00:48:43,378 --> 00:48:46,273 - Nu ! Ajunge ! - Sigur ! M� duc s� fac de m�ncare. 719 00:48:49,818 --> 00:48:51,033 Nu ai v�zut... 720 00:48:51,498 --> 00:48:52,913 Protagonista ! 721 00:48:56,418 --> 00:48:59,633 - L-ai �mb�tat, nu ? - �tiam c� e vina mea ! 722 00:49:00,338 --> 00:49:01,953 Nu sunt beat ! 723 00:49:05,298 --> 00:49:09,713 - Nu mi-ai v�zut crava�a ? - Nu ! 724 00:49:13,031 --> 00:49:22,969 Filme rare, pentru cunoscatori, pe: * * * w w w. G o l d i e s. i n * * * 725 00:49:23,618 --> 00:49:26,993 Iat� ! Scuza�i-mi franceza, dar jocurile sunt f�cute. 726 00:49:27,098 --> 00:49:29,473 - Ce frumos ! - Ra�� cu sos de portocale ! 727 00:49:30,018 --> 00:49:33,393 �n italian�, se nume�te "anatra all'arancia" ! 728 00:49:34,738 --> 00:49:38,036 Da, acest preparat a intrat �n istorie. 729 00:49:38,141 --> 00:49:40,436 �n istoria de iubire dintre mine �i Lisa. 730 00:49:40,541 --> 00:49:44,196 Cu ocazia lunii noastre de miere la Paris, 731 00:49:44,301 --> 00:49:47,156 eu �i Lisa am m�ncat chiar ra�� n sos de portocale. 732 00:49:47,381 --> 00:49:49,676 �n fiecare an, �n luna de miere, 733 00:49:50,021 --> 00:49:53,756 pentru c� plec�m �n fiecare an, m�nc�m ra�� n sos de portocale. 734 00:49:54,021 --> 00:49:55,787 - Nu-i a�a, drag� ? - Ba da, dragule. 735 00:49:56,972 --> 00:49:58,147 Ce romantic� ! 736 00:49:58,412 --> 00:50:00,947 Din p�cate, anul �sta nu plec�m �n luna de miere. 737 00:50:01,052 --> 00:50:03,707 Nu, dragule. Dar vezi c� se r�ce�te ra�a ! 738 00:50:03,852 --> 00:50:07,107 Da ! Sau nu va fi o lun� de miere cu mine. Nu-i a�a ? 739 00:50:07,252 --> 00:50:10,467 Fiindc� vei petrece luna de miere cu Jean Claude. 740 00:50:13,252 --> 00:50:15,827 - O iau ? - Ca s-o taie. 741 00:50:15,972 --> 00:50:20,307 - Da ! Eu v�d via�a �n cicluri. - Unul �ncepe, altul se termin�. 742 00:50:20,972 --> 00:50:23,827 Fiecare ciclu e marcat de eternul simbol al vie�ii. 743 00:50:23,932 --> 00:50:25,827 Ra�a ! S-o m�nc�m ! 744 00:50:26,732 --> 00:50:28,107 - E un poet. - Mul�umesc ! 745 00:50:28,372 --> 00:50:31,067 V� avertizez, �n ra�� am pus pu�in "piticarm". 746 00:50:31,172 --> 00:50:35,107 - Ce este ? - Un condiment u�or afrodiziac. 747 00:50:35,332 --> 00:50:38,387 - Condimentul afrodiziac ! - Originar din Polinezia. 748 00:50:38,732 --> 00:50:42,347 - Tu �tii c�te ceva, nu, pisi ? - Pisi �tie c�te ceva ! 749 00:50:43,052 --> 00:50:46,787 Adev�rul e c� ra�a �n sos de portocale, f�cut� de mine... 750 00:50:47,012 --> 00:50:49,107 - Nu, Jean Claude ? - Demn� de Maxime ! 751 00:51:07,420 --> 00:51:08,435 U�or picant� ! 752 00:51:29,574 --> 00:51:34,629 - Draga mea ? Ce este ? - Ra�a... �i "piticarmul" ! 753 00:51:36,774 --> 00:51:38,709 �l simt ! Doamne, cum �l simt ! 754 00:51:40,094 --> 00:51:44,909 - �i eu. Am o senza�ie ciudat�. - Aia e de la be�ie ! 755 00:51:45,254 --> 00:51:47,989 Eu simt ! C�t de tare simt ! 756 00:51:48,094 --> 00:51:52,989 Vreau gura ta ! Vreau m�inile tale ! Da ! Mai vreau ! 757 00:51:55,534 --> 00:51:57,791 Vezi c� am pus foarte pu�in "piticarm". 758 00:52:01,216 --> 00:52:03,191 Ce frumos, dle Stefani ! Nu-i a�a ? 759 00:52:04,176 --> 00:52:07,151 S� vezi doi oameni prad� vr�jii sim�urilor ! 760 00:52:10,376 --> 00:52:13,231 Lisa, n-am pus niciun pic de "piticarm" ! 761 00:52:15,136 --> 00:52:17,791 Nu ? Uneori, e vorba de autosugestie ! 762 00:52:21,296 --> 00:52:23,191 M�n�nc� desertul, e cu miere ! 763 00:52:24,416 --> 00:52:26,071 Cine mai vrea salat� de fructe ? 764 00:52:29,576 --> 00:52:31,991 - Patty, tu vii cu mine ! - Da, mergem �mpreun�. 765 00:52:32,376 --> 00:52:33,871 S� l�s�m singuri porumbeii ! 766 00:52:35,056 --> 00:52:37,871 E frigule� ast�-sear� ! 767 00:52:37,976 --> 00:52:40,951 Ce ai ? E�ti prost dispus ? N-ai chef s� mergi ? 768 00:52:41,056 --> 00:52:43,631 - Apoi, mergem la "Pirat". - A�tepta�i-ne ! 769 00:52:43,776 --> 00:52:46,791 E pl�cut s� mergi seara la cinema ! 770 00:52:48,096 --> 00:52:49,711 Te-o fi obosit cinemaul ! 771 00:53:16,416 --> 00:53:19,551 - Deci ce s-a �nt�mplat ? - Nimic. 772 00:53:19,936 --> 00:53:23,071 �i-a spus ceva care te-a pus pe g�nduri de azi-diminea��. 773 00:53:23,976 --> 00:53:26,071 �i sigur e o minciun� de-ale lui ! 774 00:53:27,136 --> 00:53:30,831 - De data asta, nu ! Am v�zut dovezile. - Ce dovezi ? Ale cui ? 775 00:53:31,336 --> 00:53:34,031 "Lulu' deasupra �i dedesubt." Nu-�i spune nimic ? 776 00:53:34,336 --> 00:53:39,071 "Pisica �nnebunit�", "Alb�-ca-Z�pada" ? Se pare c� a c�tigat un Oscar ! 777 00:53:39,416 --> 00:53:42,991 Calm ! Vorbe�te cu calm... �i, dac� se poate, �n italian�. 778 00:53:43,896 --> 00:53:48,991 Vorbesc de minunatele tale filme ! Porno ! Regizate de Livio Stefani. 779 00:53:49,416 --> 00:53:52,831 Protagonist�: Lisa Stefani ! Regina Crava�ei ! 780 00:53:53,416 --> 00:53:57,431 Asta �i-a spus ? Termin� ! Vrei s� �tii ce filme sunt alea ? 781 00:53:57,736 --> 00:53:59,951 "Stan �i Bran la ceasornicar". 782 00:54:00,456 --> 00:54:03,151 "Ridolini �i bicicleta". "Charlot, pompier". 783 00:54:03,456 --> 00:54:05,928 - Sunt filme pentru copii ! - Serios ? 784 00:54:06,073 --> 00:54:07,448 - Da ! - Pentru copii ? 785 00:54:07,593 --> 00:54:10,168 - Da, dragul meu ! - Juri ? 786 00:54:12,513 --> 00:54:16,288 E�ti dezam�git ? Dac� vrei, putem �ncerca, sunt foarte bun� ! 787 00:54:17,873 --> 00:54:21,568 - Biciuie�ti tu sau eu ? - Te rog, nu e momentul s� glumim ! 788 00:54:21,713 --> 00:54:24,248 Dar �i-am spus c� e un sadic ! 789 00:54:29,793 --> 00:54:34,971 - Lisa ? Hai s� plec�m chiar acum ! - Cum a�a ? Chiar acum ? 790 00:54:35,156 --> 00:54:36,811 Da, imediat ! 791 00:54:37,996 --> 00:54:42,931 Acum nici m�car nu mi-am f�cut valizele. 792 00:54:43,556 --> 00:54:46,571 Dar Spania e plin� de valize ! E o pia�� bun� ! 793 00:54:46,876 --> 00:54:50,611 - Acolo, pielea e foarte ieftin�. - Da, am aflat. 794 00:54:51,596 --> 00:54:54,811 Hai s� nu pierdem vremea ! Trebuie s� plec�m imediat ! 795 00:54:55,636 --> 00:54:57,891 Simt c� e foarte important pentru noi 796 00:54:58,116 --> 00:55:00,491 s� lu�m o hot�r�re �n clipa asta. 797 00:55:01,876 --> 00:55:04,771 Eu cred c� e mai important s� r�m�nem ! 798 00:55:05,596 --> 00:55:09,491 Dac� nu putem gestiona o asemenea situa�ie c�teva ore, 799 00:55:09,956 --> 00:55:11,931 ce vom face �n viitor ? 800 00:55:12,956 --> 00:55:16,531 Nu trebuie s� fie o fug�, ci o civilizat� lun� de miere ! 801 00:55:16,876 --> 00:55:19,251 �i f�r� grab�, f�r� fric� ! 802 00:55:22,116 --> 00:55:24,091 - Hai s� dans�m ! - Haide ! 803 00:55:32,916 --> 00:55:35,491 Dac� vrei, aduc �i crava�a. �i camera de filmat ! 804 00:55:35,596 --> 00:55:39,091 - �n tren se fac nebunii curate ! - Deci e adev�rat ?! 805 00:55:39,236 --> 00:55:42,011 Nu ! Chiar nu mai putem glumi ? Hai s� dans�m ! 806 00:57:36,880 --> 00:57:40,615 Ce faci, striptease ? Ai doi copii ! 807 00:57:41,960 --> 00:57:44,375 - E�ti nebun� ? - Nu ! De ce ? 808 00:57:44,760 --> 00:57:46,935 Te crezi la "Crazy Horse" ? 809 00:57:47,400 --> 00:57:50,495 Nu, e continuarea de la: "Lulu' deasupra �i dedesubt". 810 00:57:51,360 --> 00:57:55,055 Dac� nu e�ti cuminte, fac �i "Pisica �nnebunit�" ! 811 00:57:56,560 --> 00:57:59,055 - Dle Stefani, v� e r�u ? - Mi-e r�u ! 812 00:57:59,360 --> 00:58:02,335 A�i s�rit prea mult ! Haide�i la mas� ! 813 00:58:05,281 --> 00:58:10,336 Livio ! Ce sim�i ? 814 00:58:10,681 --> 00:58:13,856 Ce s� fac ? Chem doctorul sau preotul ? 815 00:58:14,601 --> 00:58:17,336 �ntre timp, facem a�a ! 816 00:58:21,801 --> 00:58:24,696 V� rog, contes� d'Almaviva y Fernandez y Navarra, 817 00:58:24,841 --> 00:58:28,696 y Consuelo, y Castilla, y Paella a la Valenciana. 818 00:58:28,801 --> 00:58:30,976 V�d c� �i-ai revenit complet ! 819 00:58:31,121 --> 00:58:34,176 - Nu mai am absolut nimic. - Erai mai mult mort, dec�t viu. 820 00:58:34,281 --> 00:58:36,736 M� simt �n form�, voios ca un greier ! 821 00:58:39,881 --> 00:58:41,816 Dansezi mult mai bine dec�t... 822 00:58:42,561 --> 00:58:43,736 - Dec�t cine ? - Spitz. 823 00:58:44,961 --> 00:58:47,616 �n plus, �not mult mai bine dec�t Fred Astaire. 824 00:58:49,881 --> 00:58:53,896 Nu ! Ce faci ? Te rog, Jean Claude ! 825 00:58:54,401 --> 00:58:56,936 Nu �n fa�a tuturor ! Nu dup� coloan� ! 826 00:58:58,681 --> 00:59:00,856 Nu aici ! Ne poate vedea Livio ! 827 00:59:01,841 --> 00:59:05,656 E�ti cumplit ! Pur �i simplu, m� �nnebune�ti ! 828 00:59:06,761 --> 00:59:09,456 Te rog, pu�in� rabdare ! Jean Claude, nu ! 829 00:59:10,041 --> 00:59:13,536 - M-ai strigat, draga mea ? - Da... Nu... 830 00:59:16,121 --> 00:59:19,816 - Patty, ��i plac privighetorile ? - Nu �tiu, n-am m�ncat niciodat�. 831 00:59:20,001 --> 00:59:23,256 Era vorba de c�ntecul privighetorilor. Hai s� auzi ! 832 00:59:23,401 --> 00:59:25,136 Cred c� e foarte romantic ! 833 00:59:25,921 --> 00:59:27,136 Iart�-m�, credeam... 834 00:59:27,761 --> 00:59:31,456 - Nu te superi, nu ? - Nici vorb� ! Fi�i ferici�i ! Eu nu... 835 00:59:34,481 --> 00:59:36,656 S� le mul�umim privighetorilor ! 836 00:59:36,881 --> 00:59:40,056 �n sf�r�it, putem sta c�teva minute singuri. 837 00:59:40,481 --> 00:59:40,906 Livio a vrut s� ne lase singuri. 838 00:59:41,091 --> 00:59:42,576 Livio a vrut s� ne lase singuri. 839 00:59:42,721 --> 00:59:46,136 - �n gr�din� nu sunt privighetori. - Nu sunt ? 840 00:59:48,161 --> 00:59:50,416 E un magnetofon ascuns dup� un copac. 841 00:59:50,521 --> 00:59:53,576 El vine, apas� pe un buton, �i c�nt� privighetorile ! 842 00:59:53,761 --> 00:59:57,216 - ��i ba�i joc de mine ? - Are o �ntreag� colec�ie de sunete. 843 00:59:57,481 --> 01:00:01,456 Anul trecut, la zoo, a �nregistrat r�getul unui leu. 844 01:00:01,561 --> 01:00:05,496 L-a pus aici noaptea, iar Cecilia era s� fac� infarct. 845 01:00:05,601 --> 01:00:09,536 E infantil ! Cum ai rezistat cu el at��ia ani ? 846 01:00:10,281 --> 01:00:14,656 E imprevizibil, ca un copil. Nu �tii ce-o s� fac� peste un minut. 847 01:00:15,321 --> 01:00:18,336 Uneori, vine cu ni�te g�selni�e... E ceva de groaz� ! 848 01:00:18,841 --> 01:00:21,216 Acum, vorbe�ti cu admira�ie. 849 01:00:23,721 --> 01:00:27,016 Te rog frumos ! La fel cum admiri un prestidigitator ! 850 01:00:27,721 --> 01:00:29,256 Nu sunt foarte convins. 851 01:00:31,481 --> 01:00:35,256 N-a� pleca nic�ieri cu tine, dac-a� mai sim�i ceva pentru Livio. 852 01:00:37,201 --> 01:00:40,336 N-ar fi prima oara c�nd se �nt�mpl� a�a ceva ! 853 01:00:40,641 --> 01:00:44,656 Dac� te referi la a treia ta nevast�, care te-a lasat pentru primul ei so�, 854 01:00:44,761 --> 01:00:46,576 mersi de compara�ie, era nebun� ! 855 01:00:46,681 --> 01:00:49,416 Nu complet nebun� ! Iar eu n-am spus asta ! 856 01:00:49,561 --> 01:00:53,136 Nu-i nimic, fiindc� �n�eleg �i ceea ce nu se spune ! 857 01:00:53,321 --> 01:00:54,896 Nu sunt o t�mpit� ! 858 01:00:55,001 --> 01:00:57,936 C�nd vorbe�ti cu vocea aia nazal�, devii neplacuta ! 859 01:00:59,401 --> 01:01:01,856 - Dezagreabil�. - Eu sunt "dezagreabil�" ? 860 01:01:02,881 --> 01:01:05,656 �i ce-ar trebui s� fac pentru a fi agreabil� ? 861 01:01:06,001 --> 01:01:10,736 Sunt dezagreabil�, dar sunt agreabile alea care au voce de cap ! 862 01:01:12,001 --> 01:01:16,096 Ne-a f�cut s� ne mai cert�m o dat� ! Dac� m� �mbr��i�ezi, totul e bine ! 863 01:01:16,481 --> 01:01:18,176 - Cee ? 'RujuH 864 01:01:19,121 --> 01:01:22,656 Nu, stai lini�tit, m� dau foarte pu�in. �i nu se ia. 865 01:01:22,761 --> 01:01:25,009 - E�ti sigur� ? - Da. Uite ! 866 01:01:26,434 --> 01:01:29,449 - Fir-ar ! Iar m-a p�c�lit ! - Cine ? Cum ? 867 01:01:30,234 --> 01:01:33,689 Diminea��, dup� ce m-ai s�rutat, a zis c� sunt plin de ruj. 868 01:01:33,834 --> 01:01:36,818 - �i tu te-ai �ters ? - Nu ! M-a �ters el. 869 01:01:37,283 --> 01:01:40,378 Voia s� �tie dac� ne-am s�rutat. E gelos ! 870 01:01:41,403 --> 01:01:44,338 Acum �n�elegi de ce nu l-ai putut bate la tenis ? 871 01:01:44,963 --> 01:01:46,618 M� tem c� el a c�tigat. 872 01:01:48,003 --> 01:01:50,418 �apte mor�i �i 25 de r�ni�i e bilan�ul dureros 873 01:01:50,523 --> 01:01:55,333 al exploziei care a distrus azi calea ferat� din Brennero ! 874 01:01:56,398 --> 01:01:58,542 E un monstru, iar noi �i suntem victime. 875 01:02:03,327 --> 01:02:07,422 - Ce zici de privighetorile mele ? - E nemaipomenit ! 876 01:02:08,047 --> 01:02:11,142 Au un sunet complet diferit de cel al omului. 877 01:02:11,287 --> 01:02:12,342 Clar ! 878 01:02:13,007 --> 01:02:15,582 Cu pu�in� bun�voin�� i cu o vedere bun�... 879 01:02:15,687 --> 01:02:18,782 Vezi bine ? Nu e�ti mioap� ? Le po�i vedea ! 880 01:02:19,487 --> 01:02:22,622 Eu, de exemplu, le v�d. Acolo e una ! O privighetoare ! 881 01:02:23,047 --> 01:02:26,020 Pe creanga aia ! O vezi ? L�ng� cuib... 882 01:02:26,325 --> 01:02:28,780 - Nu. - Ba este ! Ascult� ! 883 01:02:29,525 --> 01:02:31,420 Acolo mai e una ! O vezi ? 884 01:02:33,565 --> 01:02:36,820 Nu ! Alea sunt conuri ! In copacul din st�nga... 885 01:02:37,405 --> 01:02:39,540 Mai sunt dou�. Acum le vezi ? 886 01:02:40,485 --> 01:02:44,860 - Da ! Sunt dou� sau trei... - A�a este ! 887 01:02:49,205 --> 01:02:50,260 - Domnule ? - Da... 888 01:02:51,005 --> 01:02:54,980 Chiar m-a�i adus aici ca s� ascult privighetorile ? 889 01:02:57,005 --> 01:02:59,460 - De ce �ntrebi ? - Nu voia�i s�... 890 01:03:02,045 --> 01:03:06,307 Ba da, dar nu acum. Totul face parte dintr-un plan... 891 01:03:06,732 --> 01:03:09,427 Nu voiam s� fiu vulgar�, Doamne fere�te ! 892 01:03:09,652 --> 01:03:12,507 Nu-�i face griji ! Te cunosc de at�ta timp. 893 01:03:12,972 --> 01:03:17,227 E�ti cea mai rafinat�, mai educat� �i mai elegant� secretar�. 894 01:03:18,252 --> 01:03:20,586 - Ce e ? - Am c�lcat �ntr-un rahat ! 895 01:03:21,131 --> 01:03:22,546 A�teapt� ! 896 01:03:24,531 --> 01:03:25,546 Vino ! 897 01:03:28,411 --> 01:03:30,386 - Privighetoare nu e ! - Atunci, ce e ? 898 01:03:32,531 --> 01:03:36,146 Ascult� privighetorile care nu sunt... De peste o or� ! 899 01:03:36,971 --> 01:03:39,706 Poate au g�sit ceva mai bun de f�cut. 900 01:03:39,851 --> 01:03:44,386 - Orice, dar nu acela ! - Nu ? Livio cel imprevizibil ? 901 01:03:44,691 --> 01:03:48,386 Nu, �l cunosc ! N-ar face niciodat� a�a ceva �n casa mea ! 902 01:03:48,771 --> 01:03:51,586 �i �i plac blondele cu pielea roz �i cu ochii verzi. 903 01:03:51,691 --> 01:03:52,906 - Adic� tu ? - Da. 904 01:03:53,771 --> 01:03:57,426 Da ? Dar, �n noaptea asta, va face amor cu Patty �n casa ta ! 905 01:03:57,531 --> 01:04:00,786 Ba nu ! Va intra �n camer� cu dou� minute �naintea Ceciliei ! 906 01:04:00,891 --> 01:04:02,666 - Tot geloas� ! - Nu sunt. 907 01:04:02,851 --> 01:04:05,306 Atunci, ce-�i pas� de ce face cu aia ? 908 01:04:05,411 --> 01:04:10,226 Nu-mi pas� ! De nimic ! In�elegi ? De ce s�-mi pese ? 909 01:04:11,011 --> 01:04:14,506 Dar nu-mi convine s� stea cu ea �n casa mea, cu mine aici ! 910 01:04:15,251 --> 01:04:17,826 Apoi, poate s� fac� ce vrea ! 911 01:04:18,131 --> 01:04:21,266 Poate s-o ia �i de nevast� ! I-a� c�s�tori chiar eu ! 912 01:04:30,091 --> 01:04:34,666 Tu, Patty c��r�toare, spioan� �i con uscat, 913 01:04:35,291 --> 01:04:38,426 �i iei de b�rbat pe Livio Stefani, aici de fa�a ? 914 01:04:38,611 --> 01:04:40,066 Da. 915 01:04:42,971 --> 01:04:46,466 Iar tu, Livio Stefani, de profesie bufon publicitar, 916 01:04:46,971 --> 01:04:50,186 e�ti bucuros s� te �nsori cu Patty Patacconi, aici de fa�� ? 917 01:04:50,611 --> 01:04:51,786 Da. 918 01:04:53,291 --> 01:04:54,266 - Da ? - Da. 919 01:04:56,051 --> 01:04:57,026 Atunci... 920 01:05:00,051 --> 01:05:02,506 Nu �tiu ce �nseamn� gelozia. 921 01:05:02,611 --> 01:05:05,746 Ai ceea ce eu numesc: "O criz� de posesivitate". 922 01:05:05,851 --> 01:05:08,706 Nu, comoar� ! Nu am o criz� de posesivitate. 923 01:05:08,851 --> 01:05:12,466 - Ba da, o criz� de posesivitate. - Nu. 924 01:05:12,571 --> 01:05:14,346 Nu am o criz� de... 925 01:05:15,131 --> 01:05:16,386 E dou� noaptea. 926 01:05:16,531 --> 01:05:20,706 �ia ascult� privighetori care nu sunt, tu-mi vorbe�ti �n francez�... 927 01:05:20,811 --> 01:05:24,306 - Mergem la culcare ? - Asta e o idee bun� ! 928 01:05:24,971 --> 01:05:27,746 Da ! Noapte bun� ! 929 01:05:29,811 --> 01:05:30,826 Noapte bun� ! 930 01:05:31,491 --> 01:05:34,586 Urc cu tine ! Ca s� ne putem s�ruta cu adev�rat ! 931 01:05:35,011 --> 01:05:37,706 Da... Adic� nu ! ��i explic imediat. 932 01:05:37,971 --> 01:05:40,946 �i-am spus c� am ame�eal� de ieri. E cumplit� ! 933 01:05:41,971 --> 01:05:43,906 - Mul�umesc. - Dar ce faci ? 934 01:05:44,291 --> 01:05:48,346 Pariasem cu mine �nsumi c� te apuc� durerea de cap. 935 01:05:50,691 --> 01:05:53,906 Nu s�rb�tori �nc� ! Ai putea s� �i pierzi. 936 01:05:55,451 --> 01:05:58,387 Defapt, sunt sigur� c� ai pierdut deja. 937 01:05:59,372 --> 01:06:00,387 Noapte bun� ! 938 01:06:01,972 --> 01:06:02,947 Noapte bun� ! 939 01:06:10,052 --> 01:06:13,747 - Au c�ntat bine privighetorile ? - Cu adev�rat minunate ! 940 01:06:14,492 --> 01:06:18,525 - A reu�it s� vad� dou� sau trei. - Fir-ar s� fie, ce vedere are ! 941 01:06:19,190 --> 01:06:20,565 Prietenul nostru unde e ? 942 01:06:20,910 --> 01:06:24,525 S-a dus la culcare, cum ar trebui s� fac� to�i copiii cumin�i. 943 01:06:24,830 --> 01:06:28,852 - A�a e ! - Noapte bun� ! 944 01:06:29,597 --> 01:06:31,732 Voi nu v� duce�i la culcare ? 945 01:06:31,917 --> 01:06:34,772 Nu, �nainte, a� vrea s� mai beau ceva. 946 01:06:35,397 --> 01:06:37,732 Un p�h�rel, �nainte de culcare ! 947 01:06:38,317 --> 01:06:40,932 Un ultim p�h�rel ! Nu vrei �i tu ? 948 01:06:41,077 --> 01:06:42,612 Nu ! M� duc la culcare. 949 01:06:47,149 --> 01:06:50,964 �nainte de culcare, nu uita s�-�i pui br�ul de l�n� ! 950 01:06:51,069 --> 01:06:53,484 Mul�umesc de sfat, dar nu e nevoie. 951 01:06:53,589 --> 01:06:55,484 - Mi-e bine a�a. - �i e foarte bine ! 952 01:06:56,789 --> 01:06:58,364 Bine. Atunci, noapte bun� ! 953 01:07:03,829 --> 01:07:06,844 - Iat� b�utura �nainte de culcare ! - Cum e ? 954 01:07:08,109 --> 01:07:10,684 - O buc��ic� de rai pe p�m�nt. - Ce frumos ! 955 01:07:11,589 --> 01:07:13,964 Ca tine ! Bei dup� aceea ! 956 01:07:29,349 --> 01:07:30,524 - Iart�-m� ! - Ce e ? 957 01:07:30,619 --> 01:07:34,433 Nimic. C�utam... Scuz�-m� ! Iart�-m� o clip� ! 958 01:07:35,378 --> 01:07:38,313 - Ce tot cau�i acolo ? - C�utam... 959 01:07:38,748 --> 01:07:41,963 �mi c�utam... Carnetul de cecuri. 960 01:07:42,108 --> 01:07:44,930 C�nd ai avut tu un carnet de cecuri ? 961 01:07:45,035 --> 01:07:47,650 - Cum n-am avut ? - Ai cheltuit doar banii mei. 962 01:07:47,755 --> 01:07:50,050 Ba aveam, iar acum nu �tiu unde e ! 963 01:07:50,275 --> 01:07:53,410 Unde l-am pus ? Dar mi se pare c� e... Iart�-m� o clip� ! 964 01:07:58,915 --> 01:08:00,770 Aici nu e ! Mi se pare c� este... 965 01:08:01,355 --> 01:08:03,450 - Nu e. - Nu e. Te rog s� m� scuzi ! 966 01:08:04,475 --> 01:08:07,050 - Bine ! Scuza�i deranjul ! - Doamne fere�te ! 967 01:08:08,235 --> 01:08:09,208 M� scuza�i ! 968 01:08:10,233 --> 01:08:11,528 Unde r�m�seser�m ? 969 01:08:12,553 --> 01:08:13,608 Noapte bun� ! 970 01:08:15,393 --> 01:08:18,808 - Noapte bun� din nou ! - Noapte bun� ! 971 01:08:23,793 --> 01:08:26,368 - Pentru mine, totul e cam... - Ciudat ! 972 01:08:26,593 --> 01:08:29,208 Chiar cuv�ntul pe care-l c�utam. Nu crezi ? 973 01:08:29,553 --> 01:08:32,928 C�nd te duci la culcare, s� nu �ncui u�a. 974 01:08:33,513 --> 01:08:36,288 - De ce ? - Ar trebui s-o sparg ! 975 01:08:38,633 --> 01:08:43,568 - E o �ntrebare cam prosteasc� ! - Po�i s� spui c�te prostii vrei ! 976 01:08:53,113 --> 01:08:55,688 Nu m� b�ga�i �n seam� ! Nu v� deranja�i ! 977 01:08:55,793 --> 01:09:00,368 C�utam doar... un pahar cu ap� ! Mi-e o sete ! 978 01:09:02,273 --> 01:09:05,648 Te duci s� bei ap� din mare ? In partea aia nu e ap�. 979 01:09:05,993 --> 01:09:08,488 M� duc �n gr�din�. E mai rece �n f�nt�n�. 980 01:09:09,473 --> 01:09:11,808 - Eu m� duc la culcare ! - Da ! 981 01:09:15,913 --> 01:09:19,008 Am uitat ! Ce-am hot�r�t ? Dormim �mpreun� sau nu ? 982 01:09:19,233 --> 01:09:20,248 Nu ! 983 01:09:20,353 --> 01:09:24,608 - Hot�r�te tu ! - Oricum ar fi, �mi convine de minune. 984 01:09:31,153 --> 01:09:34,528 Ce idee bun� ! �ampanie ! Mul�umesc, e�ti foarte dr�gu�. 985 01:09:35,153 --> 01:09:37,008 Mi-era o sete incredi... 986 01:09:38,953 --> 01:09:42,248 Nu trebuia s� te duci �n camera ei numai m�ine-diminea�� ? 987 01:09:42,393 --> 01:09:46,488 Am spus c� m� g�se�ti acolo, n-am spus �i c�nd m� duc. 988 01:09:46,993 --> 01:09:48,248 Ascult�... 989 01:09:49,073 --> 01:09:51,488 �i nu facusem angajamentul �sta. 990 01:09:51,753 --> 01:09:55,648 Angajament �i spui acum, c� e�ti disperat s� te duci la ea ! 991 01:09:55,953 --> 01:09:57,568 Sunt �ngrijorat ! 992 01:09:57,673 --> 01:10:00,448 - Fiindc� o s� te compromi�i ! - Nu se �tie. 993 01:10:00,593 --> 01:10:03,328 Ce te intereseaz� ? Tu n-ai probleme cu Jean Claude ! 994 01:10:03,433 --> 01:10:06,288 N-am nicio problem�, fiindc� plec cu b�rbatul iubit. 995 01:10:06,393 --> 01:10:08,688 �i m�ine-diminea��, nu ast�-sear� ! 996 01:10:08,793 --> 01:10:11,368 Nu v�d diferen�a ! D�-mi paharul ! 997 01:10:11,873 --> 01:10:15,128 Livio ! Am stat �mpreun� zece ani. 998 01:10:15,233 --> 01:10:17,968 Pentru tine nu reprezint� nimic ace�ti ani ? 999 01:10:18,113 --> 01:10:23,408 Nu merit� pu�in respect ? Nu vrem s� �ncheiem cu demnitate ? 1000 01:10:24,433 --> 01:10:28,168 Nu te duce la aia ! Hai s� bem �ampania �mpreun� ! 1001 01:10:28,273 --> 01:10:31,528 �tii unde arunc demnitatea, orgoliul �i respectul t�u ? 1002 01:10:31,673 --> 01:10:32,728 La closet ! 1003 01:10:37,313 --> 01:10:38,848 Ce se �nt�mpl� aici ? 1004 01:10:39,823 --> 01:10:42,678 - B�rbatul acesta te deranjeaza ? - Nu v� prive�te ! 1005 01:10:42,783 --> 01:10:46,838 Merge�i �n camer� �i dormi�i bine ! M�ine v� a�teapt� o zi grea ! 1006 01:10:46,943 --> 01:10:48,998 A�i observat c� v� vorbesc cu dv. ! 1007 01:10:49,103 --> 01:10:51,358 Nu am secrete fa�a de el. Jean r�m�ne aici ! 1008 01:10:51,463 --> 01:10:53,918 Chiar vreau s� r�m�i aici ! E clar ? I 1009 01:10:54,063 --> 01:10:56,798 A�a e civilizat. Ne a�ez�m �i st�m de vorb� ! 1010 01:10:56,953 --> 01:11:00,008 Facem o mas� rotund� cu Ugo Zatterini. 1011 01:11:00,113 --> 01:11:02,928 - De ce nu Moravia ? - Ce glum� bun� ! 1012 01:11:03,353 --> 01:11:06,568 Nu am �n�eles bine. Incerca�i s� repeta�i, v� rog ! 1013 01:11:08,233 --> 01:11:11,728 Nu intra �n joc, nu te lasa atras de el ! 1014 01:11:11,913 --> 01:11:15,208 Noi suntem la alt nivel ! Noi ! Clar ? 1015 01:11:15,473 --> 01:11:18,168 - Poate c� ai dreptate. - Am �ncheiat discu�ia ! 1016 01:11:18,793 --> 01:11:20,608 - Mergem la culcare ! - Perfect ! 1017 01:11:22,233 --> 01:11:25,728 Nu ! Mergem la culcare, adic� fiecare �n camera lui ! 1018 01:11:25,873 --> 01:11:30,168 Iar camera ta e asta de aici, dar numai �n noaptea asta ! 1019 01:11:31,673 --> 01:11:32,728 Pa ! 1020 01:11:37,953 --> 01:11:38,928 Noapte bun� ! 1021 01:11:39,513 --> 01:11:42,408 E a 14-a oar� c� mi-o spui ast�-sear�. 1022 01:11:42,913 --> 01:11:45,128 �i ultima ! Vreau s� �i-o spun cum trebuie. 1023 01:11:58,273 --> 01:12:02,288 - Stop ! Unde v� duce�i ? - Scoteam pantofii din camer�. 1024 01:12:02,553 --> 01:12:05,008 Nu suntem la hotel. �i unde sunt pantofii ? 1025 01:12:07,793 --> 01:12:09,768 N-a�i spus bine. Repeta�i ! 1026 01:12:49,793 --> 01:12:54,248 - Draga mea, nu pot s� dorm ! - Nu-�i aminte�ti ce pariu am f�cut ? 1027 01:12:54,713 --> 01:12:58,608 - Nu vrei s� pierzi 10000 de lire ! - Le-am pus �n cel�lalt buzunar. 1028 01:12:59,753 --> 01:13:03,688 - Las�-m� s� stau cu tine ! - B�nuiesc c� �i �ie �i-e somn, nu ? 1029 01:13:04,153 --> 01:13:08,288 Nu, te rog ! Nu pot s� dorm ! Habar n-ai ce fac �ia doi ! 1030 01:13:08,513 --> 01:13:11,608 Nu auzi a�a ceva nici la zoo �n sezonul �mperecherii ! 1031 01:13:11,793 --> 01:13:14,528 Nu �n�elegi c� e alt� g�selni�� a lui Livio ? 1032 01:13:14,673 --> 01:13:17,168 - Cum fac ? A�a ? - Da... 1033 01:13:17,273 --> 01:13:19,568 - Le �tiu pe dinafar�. - Le �tii ?! 1034 01:13:19,793 --> 01:13:23,368 Da, e o �nregistrare f�cut� �n Africa acum vreo doi ani. 1035 01:13:23,713 --> 01:13:25,608 Se nume�te "Vocile p�durii". 1036 01:13:25,713 --> 01:13:28,128 Vrea s� credem c� face dragoste ! 1037 01:13:28,273 --> 01:13:31,768 Nu, chiar erau un b�rbat �i o femeie care f�ceau dragoste ! 1038 01:13:31,953 --> 01:13:34,128 - Sunt sigur, crede-m� ! - I�i spun c� nu ! 1039 01:13:34,273 --> 01:13:38,088 Sunt maimu�ele "Marikine", care populeaz� p�durile din Uganda. 1040 01:13:38,193 --> 01:13:39,368 Ascult� ! 1041 01:13:40,793 --> 01:13:45,328 Asta e maimu�a-cu-tromp�, Nasalis Larvatus. Fii atent ! 1042 01:13:47,313 --> 01:13:49,328 Cred c� l-am auzit de mii de ori ! 1043 01:13:49,433 --> 01:13:53,128 Acum o s� auzi "mandrilul Santa Trinita"'. 1044 01:13:53,233 --> 01:13:55,248 Sau Mandrillus Trinitatus. Auzi ? 1045 01:13:58,393 --> 01:14:00,688 - Vezi ? - Poate e autosugestia... 1046 01:14:00,833 --> 01:14:06,088 Dar azi, m� simt �i eu un pic mandril. Las�-m� s� stau cu tine, iubire ! 1047 01:14:06,793 --> 01:14:08,648 �ntoarce-te �n jungla ta, 1048 01:14:08,753 --> 01:14:11,528 fiindc� femeia alb� nu se simte bine ast�-sear�. 1049 01:14:11,953 --> 01:14:14,408 Femeia alb� are ame�eli. Las-o �n pace ! 1050 01:14:14,633 --> 01:14:16,688 De ce nu iei metanodin� ? 1051 01:14:16,833 --> 01:14:19,088 - A� vrea, dar nu am. - Am eu, dac� vrei. 1052 01:14:19,193 --> 01:14:20,328 - Serios ?! - Poftim ! 1053 01:14:20,553 --> 01:14:24,568 - Comoar� ! C�nd ai luat-o ? - Mi-a dat-o Livio azi-diminea��. 1054 01:14:25,273 --> 01:14:29,568 N-am nevoie ! De c�te ori s� v� spun ? M� simt foarte bine ! 1055 01:14:30,993 --> 01:14:33,688 Cum vrei ! Pa ! 1056 01:14:35,233 --> 01:14:36,648 A�teapt� ! Jean Claude ! 1057 01:14:39,633 --> 01:14:43,008 Scuz�-m� ! Dac� m� simt mai bine, vin la tine. 1058 01:14:56,673 --> 01:15:02,128 Gata cu imita�iile ! A venit momentul s-o facem pe bune ! 1059 01:15:04,473 --> 01:15:08,528 Drag� Patty... Noroc, �i-apoi, la treab� ! 1060 01:15:13,113 --> 01:15:15,168 Dle Livio ! O s� fac tot ce pot ! 1061 01:15:15,913 --> 01:15:19,728 - Sper s� nu v� dezam�gesc. - �i eu sper s� nu te dezam�gesc ! 1062 01:15:29,593 --> 01:15:32,128 Maimu�e ! Maimu�te "Marikine". 1063 01:15:33,713 --> 01:15:35,088 Maimu�e "Marikine". 1064 01:15:38,753 --> 01:15:41,088 Purcelu�� frumoas� ! 1065 01:15:41,273 --> 01:15:45,928 �sta nu e Mandrillus Trinitatus ! �sta e "Mandrillus Italicus" ! 1066 01:15:46,513 --> 01:15:48,928 Doamne, ce frumos ! Ce bizar ! 1067 01:15:50,473 --> 01:15:52,488 Iar asta e "T�rfis Vulgaris" ! 1068 01:15:56,913 --> 01:15:58,928 Da ? Rezolv eu problema ! 1069 01:16:00,593 --> 01:16:04,288 Dle Livio, un b�rbat viril ca dv... 1070 01:16:04,473 --> 01:16:08,528 Nu �tiu de ce nu v� numesc odat� pre�edintele FIAT. 1071 01:16:09,833 --> 01:16:11,408 N-ar fi r�u ! 1072 01:16:19,713 --> 01:16:23,328 Da ! Nu ! Terog, nu ! 1073 01:16:24,993 --> 01:16:26,048 Te rog ! 1074 01:16:26,553 --> 01:16:28,688 - Asta e vocea so�iei dv. ! - Da ! 1075 01:16:33,673 --> 01:16:34,848 Doamne, ce bine e ! 1076 01:16:37,753 --> 01:16:40,608 Jean Claude ! Nu ! Te rog ! E�ti groaznic ! 1077 01:16:40,833 --> 01:16:43,408 Jean Claude, nu face asta ! Da ! Nu ! 1078 01:16:43,953 --> 01:16:45,048 Da ! 1079 01:16:48,193 --> 01:16:51,368 Nu te opri ! Doamne, tot a�a ! 1080 01:16:52,553 --> 01:16:55,168 Jean Claude, �n Italia nu facem a�a ceva ! 1081 01:16:55,313 --> 01:16:58,768 Nu facem asta �n Italia ! Nu ! Te rog ! 1082 01:17:00,593 --> 01:17:03,848 E �ngrozitor, Jean Claude ! E�ti nes�tul ! 1083 01:17:05,313 --> 01:17:07,928 - Nu te opri ! Da ! - Domnule, ce mult �mi place ! 1084 01:17:08,433 --> 01:17:10,248 - �i mie ! - Mai vreau ! 1085 01:17:10,393 --> 01:17:11,528 T�rf� frumoas� ! 1086 01:17:14,353 --> 01:17:15,528 E formidabil ! 1087 01:17:16,273 --> 01:17:20,168 Doamne, ce frumos ! 1088 01:17:22,873 --> 01:17:25,528 Mam�, ce bine e ! 1089 01:17:26,443 --> 01:17:27,698 Aici e mai frumos ! 1090 01:17:28,243 --> 01:17:30,258 E superb, Doamne ! 1091 01:17:32,483 --> 01:17:34,578 Ce frumos, Doamne ! 1092 01:17:48,313 --> 01:17:53,088 Minunat ! Ce b�rbat ! Primul b�rbat adev�rat ! 1093 01:17:53,993 --> 01:17:58,808 Nu ! Din nou ? Ce mai facem �n Spania ? 1094 01:17:59,833 --> 01:18:02,048 Nu ! Da ! 1095 01:18:02,153 --> 01:18:03,568 Ce se �nt�mpl� ? 1096 01:18:03,673 --> 01:18:06,168 E cu prostul �la... Pardon ! 1097 01:18:18,273 --> 01:18:20,808 Lisa, ce-i cu tine ? Te sim�i r�u ? 1098 01:18:22,033 --> 01:18:23,128 Nu. 1099 01:18:24,953 --> 01:18:28,688 Fac gimnastic�. Biciclet�. 1100 01:18:29,363 --> 01:18:33,538 Fac asta �n fiecare diminea��. Unu, doi ! Unu, doi ! 1101 01:18:37,273 --> 01:18:39,008 Poveste�te cu calm ! 1102 01:18:39,673 --> 01:18:43,728 - �i duceai micul dejun domni�oarei. - Ajung la u��. Bat. 1103 01:18:44,073 --> 01:18:47,408 - �mi spune "Intr�". Deschid... - �i ce vezi ? 1104 01:18:47,993 --> 01:18:52,568 O v�d pe neru�inat� goal� pu�c�, l�ng� dl Livio, care era �i el gol ! 1105 01:18:53,033 --> 01:18:56,168 �mb�rliga�i de mama focului, o coaps� aici, una, acolo... 1106 01:18:56,473 --> 01:18:58,888 S�ni peste tot ! Iar st�p�nul zice... 1107 01:18:59,433 --> 01:19:02,288 - Bun� diminea�a ! C�te ceasul ? - Tu ce-ai f�cut ? 1108 01:19:02,483 --> 01:19:06,098 Am zbierat, am sc�pat tava pe jos �i am fugit ! 1109 01:19:06,203 --> 01:19:09,538 Bravo ! Am distrus �i serviciul de la mama ! 1110 01:19:11,003 --> 01:19:14,778 - Cum era ? Mul�umit ? Fericit ? - I�i lingea must��ile ca un motan ! 1111 01:19:15,033 --> 01:19:17,808 Nu e adev�rat ! Fiindc� e�ti obsedat� sexual ! 1112 01:19:18,393 --> 01:19:20,128 Nu �n�elegi nimic, exagerezi ! 1113 01:19:20,273 --> 01:19:23,208 Eu �i so�ul meu facem dragoste �n fiecare sear�. 1114 01:19:23,483 --> 01:19:27,018 - Carmine, hai s�-i ar��i doamnei ! - Du-te �i du micul dejun ! 1115 01:19:46,443 --> 01:19:47,738 �n fapt v-am prins ! 1116 01:19:49,203 --> 01:19:51,578 �i s� muri�i trebuie ! 1117 01:19:52,483 --> 01:19:55,058 Tu, sc�rbo�enie ! 1118 01:19:56,763 --> 01:19:58,458 �i tu, t�rf� josnic� ! 1119 01:20:00,763 --> 01:20:03,378 M�iculi��, ce-am f�cut ? 1120 01:20:05,923 --> 01:20:07,418 Ce s�-i �mpu�c... 1121 01:20:08,323 --> 01:20:13,458 Eu sunt o femeie modern�. Echilibrat�... O s� cer divor�ul. 1122 01:20:14,153 --> 01:20:18,808 Iar eu vin s� depun m�rturie ! Povestesc tot ! 1123 01:20:18,913 --> 01:20:22,328 Calmeaz�-te, Cecilia ! Nu e numai vina lui ! 1124 01:20:22,993 --> 01:20:26,368 Din fericire, eu sunt mult mai vinovat� dec�t el. 1125 01:20:27,313 --> 01:20:30,288 Ce spui, doamn� ? E�ti neprih�nit�, o sf�nt� ! 1126 01:20:31,313 --> 01:20:36,008 Cecilia, vreau s� fiu sincer� cu tine. Eu am un "faux m�nage". E clar ? 1127 01:20:39,283 --> 01:20:43,618 - Am o leg�tur� extraconjugal�. - Ce-i conjugalu' �sta ? 1128 01:20:45,200 --> 01:20:49,055 Cecilia, am o... Prietenie afectuoas�. 1129 01:20:49,640 --> 01:20:52,295 - �i cum e prietenia asta afectuoas� ? - Ceci... 1130 01:20:55,640 --> 01:20:57,788 De trei luni, cu dl Ardin. Acum e clar ? 1131 01:20:58,133 --> 01:21:01,348 Atunci, nu e�ti neprih�nit� ! �i tu e�ti un pic t�rfuli��. 1132 01:21:01,453 --> 01:21:03,628 Ce t�rfuli�� ? Ce b�tr�nicioas� e�ti ! 1133 01:21:04,133 --> 01:21:08,948 Ne c�s�torim ! Dar, �ntre timp, plec�m �ntr-o c�l�torie �n Spania. 1134 01:21:13,163 --> 01:21:16,898 ��i dai seama c� nici m�car nu mi-ai spus "Bun� diminea�a" ? 1135 01:21:17,123 --> 01:21:19,258 Nu ? Bun� diminea�a ! 1136 01:21:20,203 --> 01:21:23,498 Mul�umesc ! Oare e�ti a�a de prost dispus�, 1137 01:21:23,603 --> 01:21:27,178 din cauza faptului c� so�ul t�u a petrecut noaptea cu Patty ? 1138 01:21:27,333 --> 01:21:29,428 Nici vorb� ! N-au f�cut nimic ! 1139 01:21:29,923 --> 01:21:32,458 �tiu foarte bine ! �l cunosc perfect pe Livio ! 1140 01:21:32,923 --> 01:21:36,818 De data asta, gre�e�ti. Am auzit totul din camera mea. 1141 01:21:37,523 --> 01:21:39,098 Nu ! Insi�ti ?! 1142 01:21:39,843 --> 01:21:42,578 �n�elege c� sunt maimu�ele "Marikine" ! Gata ! 1143 01:21:42,683 --> 01:21:46,578 Tu crezi c�, atunci c�nd fac amor, maimu�ele "marikine" spun: 1144 01:21:46,843 --> 01:21:48,538 "Ce t�rf� bun� e�ti !" 1145 01:21:49,683 --> 01:21:53,578 T�rf�... Ai auzit tu: "Ce t�rf� bun� e�ti !" 1146 01:21:54,003 --> 01:21:55,098 Da ! 1147 01:21:56,723 --> 01:21:57,818 Atunci, el e ! 1148 01:21:59,003 --> 01:22:03,258 Te rog s� nu fii vulgar ! Fiindc� �la era Mandrillus Trinitatus. 1149 01:22:03,683 --> 01:22:05,418 - Nu te �nfuria ! - Nu ! 1150 01:22:05,603 --> 01:22:10,698 Ce conteaz� ? Bine, so�ul t�u s-a consolat cu o fat� �armant�. 1151 01:22:10,803 --> 01:22:12,138 Ce �armant� ?! 1152 01:22:12,843 --> 01:22:16,218 Aia e oribil� ! E �nfrico��toare ! Sperie copiii ! 1153 01:22:16,443 --> 01:22:19,258 Toat� lumea spune c� e un con uscat ! 1154 01:22:19,523 --> 01:22:23,138 Atunci, de ce te agi�i a�a ? Spuneai c� ai c�zut de acord cu Livio. 1155 01:22:23,363 --> 01:22:26,376 Ne �n�eleseser�m c� va intra �n camera �leia 1156 01:22:26,481 --> 01:22:29,216 cu numai trei minute �nainte de-a intra Cecilia. 1157 01:22:29,381 --> 01:22:32,956 Ca s�-i surprind� ea ! Apropia�i, lipi�i, dar nu unul peste altul ! 1158 01:22:33,061 --> 01:22:36,356 De ce trebuia s� fie unul peste altul ? N-avea nicio leg�tur� ! 1159 01:22:36,581 --> 01:22:38,956 �i e ora 9:00 ! De ce nu coboar� la ora asta ? 1160 01:22:39,181 --> 01:22:40,956 Nu putea s� a�tepte ziua de m�ine ? 1161 01:22:41,741 --> 01:22:44,677 Iart�-m�, dar ai uitat c� sunt �nc� so�ia lui ? 1162 01:22:44,942 --> 01:22:47,837 Iar tu ai uitat c� e�ti pe cale de-a deveni so�ia mea ? 1163 01:22:48,782 --> 01:22:51,557 Iart�-m�, dragul meu ! Nu mai �tiu ce vorbesc ! 1164 01:22:51,702 --> 01:22:56,277 Du-m� departe de casa asta ! �la e un animal ! E un lup ! 1165 01:22:59,302 --> 01:23:02,877 Bun� diminea�a, porumbeilor ! O zi superb� pentru a c�l�tori ! 1166 01:23:04,062 --> 01:23:06,757 - Ai dormit bine, prietene ? - Perfect, mul�umesc. 1167 01:23:06,852 --> 01:23:08,827 - �i tu ? - Foarte bine, mul�umesc ! 1168 01:23:08,972 --> 01:23:12,347 Pe tine nici nu te �ntreb. Probabil c� ai dormit perfect ! 1169 01:23:12,452 --> 01:23:17,627 Misiune �ndeplinit� cu succes ! Probabil c� �i-a spus deja Cecilia. 1170 01:23:17,892 --> 01:23:20,147 Da. "O coaps� aici, una, acolo, " 1171 01:23:20,292 --> 01:23:23,027 "s�ni peste tot �i un pat plin de fese". 1172 01:23:23,172 --> 01:23:25,947 Deci po�i s� pleci cu con�tiin�a �mp�cat�. 1173 01:23:26,092 --> 01:23:28,587 - �i-ai preg�tit valiza ? - Da, dragule ! 1174 01:23:28,692 --> 01:23:31,307 - Nu ai uitat nimic ? - Nimic, dragule ! 1175 01:23:31,972 --> 01:23:35,387 Fiindc� data trecut� �i-a uitat chiar valiza. 1176 01:23:36,332 --> 01:23:40,067 - �mi dai pu�in� cafea ? - Unde vrei s� �i-o dau ? 1177 01:23:44,012 --> 01:23:45,067 E de speriat ! 1178 01:23:46,772 --> 01:23:49,027 Te previn ! Doare unde love�te ea ! 1179 01:23:49,612 --> 01:23:54,547 Prev�d �ntre voi doi o �nt�lnire destul de dezechilibrat�. 1180 01:23:55,252 --> 01:23:56,347 Nu v� face�i griji ! 1181 01:24:01,892 --> 01:24:03,747 41 de victime �n urma ciocnirilor 1182 01:24:03,852 --> 01:24:07,467 dintre guvernul din Bangladesh �i militarii... 1183 01:24:10,772 --> 01:24:12,627 Uite maimu�a "Marikin�" ! 1184 01:24:14,372 --> 01:24:16,107 M� duc s�-mi termin valizele. 1185 01:24:17,732 --> 01:24:19,147 Bun� diminea�a ! 1186 01:24:19,412 --> 01:24:20,427 Pardon ! 1187 01:24:24,452 --> 01:24:26,987 - E sup�rat� pe mine ? - Nu-�i face griji ! 1188 01:24:27,252 --> 01:24:29,867 Tovar�a delicioas� din jocurile mele erotice ! 1189 01:24:31,252 --> 01:24:35,787 - Doamna e la curent ? - Da, Cecilia a transmis tot ! 1190 01:24:36,212 --> 01:24:38,387 Oricum, totul mi se pare foarte ciudat ! 1191 01:24:38,732 --> 01:24:41,907 - Pot s� mai fac o baie ? - Sigur c� da ! 1192 01:24:43,412 --> 01:24:44,427 Aten�ie ! 1193 01:24:45,012 --> 01:24:47,747 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... 1194 01:24:49,812 --> 01:24:53,347 �n via�a mea, asemenea funduri am v�zut dou�, trei... 1195 01:24:54,492 --> 01:24:56,704 Mi se pare c� v-am spus deja asta. 1196 01:24:58,889 --> 01:25:01,464 - Ceva nu e �n regul� ? - Ce-ar trebui s� nu fie ? 1197 01:25:02,339 --> 01:25:04,954 Plecarea cu Lisa ��i creeaza anumite probleme ? 1198 01:25:05,299 --> 01:25:08,994 - Nu exist� probleme. - Ai gre�it trei so�ii la r�nd ! 1199 01:25:09,659 --> 01:25:12,674 - Nu te deranjeaz� ? - Deloc. 1200 01:25:12,899 --> 01:25:15,714 Nervi de o�el ! Dar p�rerea mea 1201 01:25:15,819 --> 01:25:19,674 e c� ceva nu func�ioneaz� �n tacticile tale cu femeile. 1202 01:25:20,259 --> 01:25:23,474 Iart�-m� c� sunt indiscret, dar celelalte trei so�ii... 1203 01:25:23,819 --> 01:25:25,674 Te-au l�sat ele sau tu le-ai l�sat ? 1204 01:25:26,139 --> 01:25:29,954 Cele trei divor�uri au intervenit de comun acord. 1205 01:25:31,699 --> 01:25:34,074 N-a� vrea ca �i Lisa, a patra so�ie, 1206 01:25:34,179 --> 01:25:36,474 s� sf�r�easc� �n gunoi, ca celelalte. 1207 01:25:36,979 --> 01:25:40,154 Vorbi�i ca �i cum mi-a�i da m�na fiicei dv. 1208 01:25:40,259 --> 01:25:44,114 Dar Lisa a ales �ntre noi doi ! C�snicia voastr� e terminat�. 1209 01:25:44,939 --> 01:25:47,034 Chiar dac� vre�i s� �n�elege�i sau nu ! 1210 01:25:53,379 --> 01:25:54,594 Cred c� da. 1211 01:25:57,539 --> 01:25:59,874 A� putea avea o ultima discu�ie cu Lisa ? 1212 01:26:00,059 --> 01:26:06,164 Bine�n�eles ! Iar eu a� putea bea... o ultim� cea�c� de cafea ? 1213 01:26:06,699 --> 01:26:07,674 V� rog ! 1214 01:26:20,699 --> 01:26:23,394 - N-o s�-�i fie cald a�a ? - Doamne, ce m-ai speriat ! 1215 01:26:23,539 --> 01:26:26,754 �tii c� m� sperii c�nd mi se vorbe�te din spate, nu ? 1216 01:26:26,859 --> 01:26:27,914 Te rog s� m� ier�i. 1217 01:26:29,819 --> 01:26:32,554 - Dar ��i st� foarte bine ! - O s�-mi fie cald ! 1218 01:26:32,779 --> 01:26:36,434 Nu �tiu cu ce s� m� �mbrac. Am ales �mpreun� costumul �sta. 1219 01:26:37,219 --> 01:26:40,994 Multe am ales �mpreun�. Casa asta, cravatele mele... 1220 01:26:41,179 --> 01:26:45,634 - Costumele tale... Tot ! - Nu chiar absolut tot ! 1221 01:26:47,179 --> 01:26:50,714 Tot, �n afar� de un domn care e jos �i bea o cafea, 1222 01:26:50,859 --> 01:26:54,034 g�ndindu-se cum ar putea ob�ine urm�torul divor�. 1223 01:26:54,179 --> 01:26:57,434 - O lu�m de la cap�t ? - Fac tot ce se poate. 1224 01:26:58,659 --> 01:27:02,314 - Da ? - Lisa... Sunt disperat ! 1225 01:27:03,499 --> 01:27:07,154 Te-am auzit azi-noapte ! Urlai cu disperare ! 1226 01:27:08,019 --> 01:27:10,634 A�a, stai jos ! Oi fi mort de oboseal� ! 1227 01:27:11,299 --> 01:27:14,474 - De ce nu te odihne�ti ? - Sunt c�t se poate de treaz. 1228 01:27:14,699 --> 01:27:18,914 - Treaz ca un greier ! - Cum ai putut s� faci asta, Livio ? 1229 01:27:19,539 --> 01:27:24,794 - �n camera de l�ng� mine... - Dar m-am g�ndit numai la tine. 1230 01:27:25,219 --> 01:27:27,474 De-asta spuneai: "Ce t�rf� bun� e�ti !" 1231 01:27:27,579 --> 01:27:30,714 - Nu te-ai amuzat ? - Habar n-ai ce m-am amuzat ! 1232 01:27:31,099 --> 01:27:32,794 Dac� voiai, puteai evita asta ! 1233 01:27:34,259 --> 01:27:38,474 D�ndu-�i una �n cap ! �n rest, am f�cut totul. 1234 01:27:38,779 --> 01:27:41,874 - F�r� s� renun�i la Jean Claude. - Fiindc� nu e o aventur�. 1235 01:27:42,859 --> 01:27:47,594 - Atunci, f�-o s� fie ! - Da, ca a ta cu Patty... 1236 01:27:47,939 --> 01:27:50,954 Cu Anna Maria, Rosa, Giovanna, Pasqualina �i Zaira. 1237 01:27:51,339 --> 01:27:53,474 Uite cine mi-a furat agenda ! 1238 01:27:53,939 --> 01:27:57,194 O s� vin� ziua �n care �i femeile o s� aib� agend� ! 1239 01:27:57,299 --> 01:27:58,594 Trebuie s� te m�ri�i ! 1240 01:27:59,259 --> 01:28:01,674 Nu trebuie s� m� m�rit ! Vreau s� m� m�rit ! 1241 01:28:04,099 --> 01:28:09,074 - �tii cum va fi via�a ta cu el ? - �tiu cum a fost via�a mea cu tine. 1242 01:28:09,659 --> 01:28:12,514 Plat�, monoton�, mereu la fel, f�r� surprize... 1243 01:28:12,619 --> 01:28:15,954 Da, e foarte bine ! Dar gata cu surprizele ! 1244 01:28:16,779 --> 01:28:22,754 Gata cu tr�darea, cu minciunile... Omul se �ndr�goste�te �i se desparte ! 1245 01:28:24,459 --> 01:28:27,194 Hai c� uitam ! �i muco�ii ? Cum �i cheam� ? 1246 01:28:27,939 --> 01:28:29,194 Copiii no�tri ! 1247 01:28:30,499 --> 01:28:33,034 Vor cre�te foarte bine �i l�ng� Jean Claude. 1248 01:28:48,099 --> 01:28:51,234 Dac� mai faci a�a c�nd m�n�nci spaghetele... 1249 01:28:51,459 --> 01:28:54,194 Scuza�i-m� ! Nu am f�cut �nadins ! 1250 01:28:54,379 --> 01:28:58,274 Are dreptate ! Nu e vina lui ! E din cauza pastelor ! 1251 01:28:58,779 --> 01:29:03,794 Nu ! Te rog, nu bate copilul ! �nc� are v�n�t�ile de data trecut� ! 1252 01:29:04,219 --> 01:29:10,154 - Trebuie s�-i dau o lec�ie ! - Nu ! Nu-mi chinui copilul ! 1253 01:29:11,419 --> 01:29:14,593 O s�-i fac� bine, draga mea ! Hai cu mine ! Repede ! 1254 01:29:16,778 --> 01:29:20,513 - Mam� ! - Copilul meu ! Micu�ul meu ! 1255 01:29:28,298 --> 01:29:30,073 - Mam� ! - Bine-i face ! 1256 01:29:38,548 --> 01:29:41,723 - Nu, Jean Claude e foarte bun. - E sinistru ! 1257 01:29:42,908 --> 01:29:46,043 - E �ndr�gostit. - O s� mori de plictiseal�. 1258 01:29:46,468 --> 01:29:49,043 Peste o lun� sau un an, poate-�i vei aduce aminte 1259 01:29:49,148 --> 01:29:52,763 de un clovn cu care ai petrecut c�teva ore de fericire. 1260 01:29:52,988 --> 01:29:57,849 Vei vrea s�-l revezi, dar n-o s� po�i, fiindc� nu vom fi acas� pentru nimeni. 1261 01:29:58,874 --> 01:30:00,689 Tu �i mai cine ? 1262 01:30:01,234 --> 01:30:04,129 Crezi c-o s� r�m�n singur pentru toat� via�a ! 1263 01:30:04,314 --> 01:30:06,849 - �i ce faci ? - Imi iau o guvernant�. 1264 01:30:07,634 --> 01:30:11,249 Ce s�-�i "guverneze" ? Una ca Patty, nu ! 1265 01:30:12,234 --> 01:30:14,609 Da ! Nu m-am g�ndit ! O idee perfect� ! 1266 01:30:15,674 --> 01:30:19,039 - �i o bagi �n casa mea ? - F�r� s� stau pe g�nduri ! 1267 01:30:19,294 --> 01:30:22,949 O hr�ne�ti �n farfuriile mele, o a�ezi pe fotoliile mele... 1268 01:30:23,054 --> 01:30:25,989 �i dai s� miroas� florile mele �i o culci �n patul meu ? 1269 01:30:26,094 --> 01:30:30,195 Da ! Sau, dac� preferi, o hr�nesc �n patul t�u, 1270 01:30:30,660 --> 01:30:33,555 o culc pe florile tale �i o a�ez pe farfuriile tale. 1271 01:30:34,500 --> 01:30:38,435 - Ai ales ? Da sau nu ? - Sigurc� da ! Ajunge ! 1272 01:30:39,220 --> 01:30:41,595 S-a terminat ! Adio ! Gata ! 1273 01:30:42,100 --> 01:30:44,675 N-o s� fie acas� ! Dac�-mi murd�re�ti... 1274 01:30:44,940 --> 01:30:46,675 - Scuz�-m� ! - Te joci cu pernele ? 1275 01:30:46,980 --> 01:30:51,675 Nu, era pentru Livio. Te rog, du-m� de aici ! Te rog, imediat ! 1276 01:30:52,020 --> 01:30:56,595 - Bine, hai s� mergem ! - Inainte s� m� r�zg�ndesc ! 1277 01:30:57,220 --> 01:31:01,995 - Aveai de g�nd s� te r�zg�nde�ti ? - Cine ? Ce-am spus ? Cine ? 1278 01:31:02,260 --> 01:31:04,475 - Ce-am spus ? - Ai spus a�a... 1279 01:31:04,780 --> 01:31:07,035 Ia-m� de aici, �nainte s� m� r�zg�ndesc ! 1280 01:31:07,660 --> 01:31:12,075 �n sensul c� am avut ideea s�-mi p�r�sesc so�ul �i s� m� m�rit cu tine. 1281 01:31:12,940 --> 01:31:14,115 Asta era ideea. 1282 01:31:14,580 --> 01:31:18,195 Sau te g�ndeai s� r�m�i aici, cu so�ul t�u ? 1283 01:31:22,420 --> 01:31:24,435 - Chiar te-ai g�ndit la asta ? - Da. 1284 01:31:24,580 --> 01:31:28,355 Mai spune-mi o dat�, iubirea mea ! Chiar voiai s� faci asta ? 1285 01:31:30,300 --> 01:31:31,355 Ce minune ! 1286 01:31:31,700 --> 01:31:35,595 Poate v� deranjez, dar trebuie s�-�i amintesc, Lisa, 1287 01:31:35,700 --> 01:31:37,515 c� trebuie s� prindem un avion. 1288 01:31:38,420 --> 01:31:42,035 - Cum avion ? Nu era un tren ? - Cu avionul ajungem mult mai repede. 1289 01:31:42,660 --> 01:31:46,275 Da, dar avionul �mi face foarte r�u ! M� apuc� palpita�iile ! 1290 01:31:46,460 --> 01:31:50,795 N-a�i �n�eles ? Doamna vrea s� r�m�n� cu actualul so�. 1291 01:31:51,660 --> 01:31:53,075 Cine a spus asta ? 1292 01:31:53,340 --> 01:31:56,075 Ai spus c� voiai s� r�m�i al�turi de mine ! 1293 01:31:56,270 --> 01:31:59,125 Am spus c� era o idee care mi-a trecut prin minte, 1294 01:31:59,270 --> 01:32:02,285 dar apoi m-am �ntors Ia ideea mea ini�ial�. 1295 01:32:02,790 --> 01:32:06,734 Adic�, la decizia ferm� de-a pleca �mpreun� cu amantul meu ! 1296 01:32:07,279 --> 01:32:08,974 Ca s� fie clar cine e�ti ! 1297 01:32:09,549 --> 01:32:11,924 - Dac� te-ai r�zg�ndit... - Nu ! 1298 01:32:12,109 --> 01:32:16,281 Dac� acest b�rbat te-a convins cu �antajul lui exasperant, 1299 01:32:16,386 --> 01:32:18,121 n-ai dec�t s� r�m�i ! 1300 01:32:18,226 --> 01:32:21,001 Vreau s� plec cu tine ! Dar la ce or� pleac� trenul ? 1301 01:32:21,426 --> 01:32:24,401 �n ziua de azi, nici trenurile nu sunt foarte sigure ! 1302 01:32:24,626 --> 01:32:27,761 - Mergem cu avionul. - Cu avionul ? La ce or� ? 1303 01:32:28,026 --> 01:32:29,001 �n 50 de minute. 1304 01:32:32,386 --> 01:32:33,681 Hai cu urm�torul ! 1305 01:32:37,266 --> 01:32:40,121 - Ce faci ? Pariezi ? - Pariasem deja. 1306 01:32:40,226 --> 01:32:42,961 C� nu vei pleca nici cu trenul, nici cu avionul ! 1307 01:32:43,946 --> 01:32:45,641 A�a c� mi-am chemat barca. 1308 01:32:46,596 --> 01:32:48,571 Nici m�car nu mi se �nchide valiza ! 1309 01:32:51,476 --> 01:32:54,571 C�pit�nia ? V� rog s� anun�a�i iahtul "Maximo di Panama" 1310 01:32:54,676 --> 01:32:57,811 s� porneasc� motoarele, fiindc� plec�m �n 30 de minute ! 1311 01:32:57,916 --> 01:33:00,051 �mi ud� toat� mocheta ! 1312 01:33:00,316 --> 01:33:03,291 Nu v� face�i griji, doamn� ! M-am uscat pe nisip ! 1313 01:33:06,036 --> 01:33:09,531 Oricum, sunte�i foarte norocoasa c� pleca�i �n Spania ! 1314 01:33:10,276 --> 01:33:11,731 Eu �mi doresc de mult 1315 01:33:11,916 --> 01:33:17,211 s� v�d piramidele, elefan�ii �i c�milele. 1316 01:33:17,676 --> 01:33:21,131 Dar nimic ! M�ine trebuie s� m� �ntorc la munc� ! 1317 01:33:23,356 --> 01:33:28,451 Dar voiam s� v� spun c� am avut un weekend minunat ! 1318 01:33:29,186 --> 01:33:32,166 - De�i un pic cam... - Ciudat ! 1319 01:33:32,711 --> 01:33:33,806 Asta e ! 1320 01:33:34,496 --> 01:33:36,471 Ciudat ! Exact asta voiam s� spun ! 1321 01:33:37,906 --> 01:33:40,921 - Nu-mi mai aminteam. - Tu ai �nv��at-o cuv�ntul �sta ? 1322 01:33:41,586 --> 01:33:45,088 - E inteligent� prietena ta ! - Acum am �n�eles tot. 1323 01:33:46,103 --> 01:33:48,838 - Ce ai �n�eles ? - C� tot�l iube�ti. 1324 01:33:48,983 --> 01:33:52,758 El te iube�te, iar eu am fost doar o aventur�. 1325 01:33:53,063 --> 01:33:56,358 �i-a trebuit ceva timp ! Dar uite c� ai �n�eles ! 1326 01:33:57,303 --> 01:34:01,078 Drum bun ! Vei vedea c� Spania merit� vizitat� �i singur. 1327 01:34:01,623 --> 01:34:04,358 - S� nu gr�bim lucrurile ! - Eu plec singur ! 1328 01:34:05,543 --> 01:34:09,358 Acum m-am r�zg�ndit eu. Adio, Lisa ! �i �ie ��i spun la fel ! 1329 01:34:10,423 --> 01:34:12,358 Am uitat s�-�i dau ceva... 1330 01:34:12,823 --> 01:34:15,718 Nu pot accepta cadouri, mai ales din partea ta ! 1331 01:34:16,103 --> 01:34:19,318 Voiam s�-�i dau asta din prima clip�, dar n-am avut ocazia. 1332 01:34:19,623 --> 01:34:22,158 - M� �ntreb ce-ar putea fi ! - Asta ! 1333 01:34:22,343 --> 01:34:23,358 Nu ! 1334 01:34:24,703 --> 01:34:26,838 Ce-ai p��it la m�n� ? D�-mi s� v�d ! 1335 01:34:26,943 --> 01:34:28,518 Te-a r�nit ? Iart�-m�... 1336 01:34:31,933 --> 01:34:36,358 Alo ? M�mico, tu e�ti ? Inc� nu am plecat, dar plec ! 1337 01:34:36,743 --> 01:34:39,918 Nu, plec cu Jean Claude. Da ! �n Spania ! 1338 01:34:40,143 --> 01:34:43,918 Ne c�s�torim ! Pentru totdeauna ! Ai dreptate �n privin�a lui Livio. 1339 01:34:44,583 --> 01:34:47,878 E un be�ivan ! Nu mai pot ! Un s�lbatic ! Un coleric ! 1340 01:34:49,033 --> 01:34:50,965 Da, bine. Pa, mami ! 1341 01:34:52,390 --> 01:34:57,095 Gata pentru totdeauna ! Nu se mai poate a�a, toat� via�a ! 1342 01:35:01,600 --> 01:35:04,535 Iart�-m�, scumpule, pentru r�t�cirea de mai devreme. 1343 01:35:04,600 --> 01:35:06,725 Iart�-m� �i �n numele bestiei �steia ! 1344 01:35:07,070 --> 01:35:10,519 Nu vreau niciun fel de scuze ! Ba chiar mai pot s�-i dau una ! 1345 01:35:10,624 --> 01:35:13,599 Nu va fi nevoie, fiindc� noi plec�m ! 1346 01:35:13,784 --> 01:35:19,759 �n locul vulgarit��ii �i al violen�ei, prefer buna-cre�tere �i dulcea�a. 1347 01:35:19,864 --> 01:35:21,279 - S� mergem ! - Da, comoar�. 1348 01:35:24,184 --> 01:35:26,839 �mi pare r�u, dar acel pumn a fost o mare gre�eal�. 1349 01:35:27,304 --> 01:35:30,399 �tii cum spunem noi ? "La r�zboi, ca la r�zboi !" 1350 01:35:57,584 --> 01:36:00,639 Preg�ti�i iahtul de plecare ! Haide�i mai repede ! 1351 01:36:01,064 --> 01:36:03,759 Preg�te�te-te s� ridici ancora ! Tu str�nge aici ! 1352 01:36:04,784 --> 01:36:06,479 Lisa, te rog s� te descal�i ! 1353 01:36:10,784 --> 01:36:12,039 M� scuza�i, doamn� ! 1354 01:36:31,224 --> 01:36:34,239 Jean Claude ? Nu �i se pare c� marea e cam agitat� ? 1355 01:36:35,784 --> 01:36:39,119 Agitat� ?! E�ti nebun� ! 1356 01:36:40,504 --> 01:36:43,199 - De ce r�zi a�a ? - Du-te la pupa ! 1357 01:36:43,704 --> 01:36:44,839 M� duc ! 1358 01:37:36,508 --> 01:37:37,683 Plec ! 1359 01:38:08,261 --> 01:38:11,436 - Ave�i nevoie de ceva ? - Nu ! M� scuza�i ! 1360 01:38:35,951 --> 01:38:38,606 Ce s-a �nt�mplat ? 1361 01:38:57,580 --> 01:39:01,595 S� fii nefericit�, oriunde te-ai afla... 1362 01:39:08,471 --> 01:39:09,966 Imbecilule ! 1363 01:39:11,311 --> 01:39:13,766 Trage-m� sus ! Am �notat trei mile ! 1364 01:39:15,231 --> 01:39:18,606 - Ce faci aici ? - Vino ! S-a stricat motorul ! 1365 01:39:19,111 --> 01:39:21,086 L-am stricat venind dup� tine ! 1366 01:39:21,471 --> 01:39:22,766 'A�M - Sus ? 1367 01:39:28,271 --> 01:39:31,166 - Te-ai �ntors la mine ? - Nu ! L-am p�r�sit pe el ! 1368 01:39:32,148 --> 01:39:35,563 - Bine ! Hai s� mergem acas� ! - Da... Acas� ! 1369 01:39:35,708 --> 01:39:38,003 S� v�d ce fac copiii. 1370 01:39:46,708 --> 01:39:47,763 Lisa ! 1371 01:39:53,708 --> 01:39:55,283 - Doamne ! - Ce e ? 1372 01:39:55,798 --> 01:39:58,853 Vine aici ! Opre�te-te ! 1373 01:40:08,736 --> 01:40:18,425 Extras �i corectat subtitluri: *** paminotu *** pentru goldies.in 1374 01:41:02,721 --> 01:41:05,536 A�i urm�rit filmul artistic RA�� N SOS DE PORTOCALE 120250