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Go on.
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Go on, Ben.
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Please, baby, come inside me.
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Wait!
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Stay inside me, please.
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Who the fuck is that?
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Yes?
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Ben Azuelos?
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Yes.
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You 're under arrest
for sodomy in 7997.
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don't fuckin' believe it!
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Shit, man!
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Don't fuckin' believe it!
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Fuck!
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Fuckin' crazy!
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Jeez...
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Where have you been?
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Where the hell have you been?
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What's that?
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- What is that?
- This?
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The new me!
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The new you!
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You old bastard!
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Who's the father?!
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How dare you? What about you?
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I'm glad to see you.
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Que tal?
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Ola.
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Anna, Jeff. This is Jeff.
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Come on down, Anna.
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It's Jeff...
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The guy who wasn't at our wedding!
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Yes, Jeff who wasn't at the wedding!
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Right, Jeff.
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I'm so pleased to meet you.
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Crazy!
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You've got a car, a wife,
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fine art books on the coffee table.
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It's cool! Damn cool!
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It's cool to see you.
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- Love you.
- Love you, too.
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Dig you, man.
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Don't dig you yet.
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But I'm sure will soon.
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Listen, get your bag.
We'll get you settled in.
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Sure?
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Hang on. brought you a...
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Hang on.
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A souvenir.
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A duck from Mexico.
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- Is he staying long?
- don't know.
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A day or two.
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I'm sorry. couldn't have known.
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Expect you'd have told me if
you knew a pal was coming at 2 AM.
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Especially one like him!
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God, I'm sorry.
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Why couldn't you have waited
two minutes?
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We'll do it tomorrow.
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Really want a baby.
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Ben, it's the right time.
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Know. want a baby, too.
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Swear we'll do it tomorrow.
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I'll save my strength.
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I'll mobilize my little soldiers.
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Mobilize away!
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You naked in there?
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We're making your bed.
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This is fuckin' great!
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Wanna go climbing!
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We'll do that!
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Yeah!
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OK, I'm going to bed.
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I'll be right up.
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Buenas noche.
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Buenas n och es!
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Love you, honey.
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Now dig you!
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- See you tomorrow.
- Thanks again.
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She's great.
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- Really great.
- know she is.
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- Was still in Mexico this morning.
- Fuck!
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You're all wet, hon!
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First lived in
San Cristobal DE was Casas
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in Chiapas.
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It's the southernmost state
in Mexico.
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Set up an art project
with some people there.
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We needed some financing,
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so came back to get investors
and galleries on board.
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Long story short...
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was at the airport and thought:
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"Where do want to go?�
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thought it was high time
saw you again.
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Nice life you've got.
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It's easy to live the way do.
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But don't know if could live
the way you do.
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Meaning?
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Don't know. All this!
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All what?
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Your life...
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It's easy as pie.
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At the supermarket,
you pick up a girl.
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You kiss her.
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Next thing you know, you're married,
with a house...
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and you turn the study
into the baby's room.
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- No!
- Just in case.
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To be honest, thought
you'd done it long ago.
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We're working on it.
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I'm past the defense line.
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The goal mouth is clear.
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But only shoot penalties
into an empty goal!
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It's the biggest thing
you could do with your life.
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Huge!
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Huge.
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I'm working tomorrow.
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Make yourself at home.
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I'm off to bed.
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OK, cool.
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Tell me...
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don't know if you have
anything planned tomorrow...
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- We could...
- Sure.
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It's weird to see you again.
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Good weird.
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Come here.
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Sweet dreams you have!
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Too you.
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- Hello, my love.
- Hello, my love.
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- OK?
- And you, darling?
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??? glad today's over at last.
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Me too. Listen...
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had a call from Jeff
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He was seeing
that gallery owner girl.
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Guess what? He's at her place.
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Wow!
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You said it.
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She's having a party
with the neighbors, roommates...
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Some artists or something.
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Jeff asked me to drop by.
So thought...
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thought maybe I'd drop by.
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Let's have him over for dinner?
Get to know each other?
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could do my homemade pasta.
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We 'll open a nice bottle of wine.
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Great, sweetie.
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I'll pick him up.
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I'll start dinner.
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Love you, honey.
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Me too.
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Monica!
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Hello.
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You're Ben!
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I've heard so much about you.
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Welcome. Come on in.
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Hi, pal.
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Hey, mister!
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What're you doing?
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Want a hug
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- Come here.
- Don't touch me.
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It looks so good.
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What is it?
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My specialty, Corsican quiche!
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- Shit!
- What?
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Anna's making dinner to welcome you
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- Who's Anna?
- My wife.
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Tell her to come.
We're having a party.
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Friday night is Gomorrah Party.
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Common...
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I'll ask her.
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She can taste my quiche.
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I'll get you a corkscrew.
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Ben, Lilly. Lilly, Ben.
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Hi, Lilly.
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Making a salad?
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No, I'm making salad dressing.
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- Here.
- Thanks.
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Whose place is this?
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My chick's.
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Who's your chick?
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Monica?
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OK, see.
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- They've hit it off.
- So see.
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She's into guys at times.
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Up to her.
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- It works for her.
- Cool.
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What line are you in?
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Town planner. In transport.
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You?
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- Me?
- What do you do in life?
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Live.
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What else can you do?
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And the dad?
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I'll make a call.
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- Hey...
- When will you be here?
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There's a slight change in plans.
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Jeff got talked into having dinner
with this girl...
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It's actually
more of a pick-up plan...
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Hi.
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Ben .7
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was just saying hi to someone.
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It's a bummer...
you're making dinner...
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I'm Franck.
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A pleasure.
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Ben .7
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Where was ?
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It's a pain,
you're already making dinner
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and Jeff is staying here.
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He's staying there?
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get the impression.
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Too bad. It' doesn't matter.
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You can come if you want.
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They really insisted.
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Yeah, come.
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What?
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That was Franck...
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See ya.
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Who.7
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Get this!
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You won't believe it. This guy
came in while we were talking...
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I'm in the bathroom. And this guy
starts pissing in front of me
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like wasn't even there.
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- No way!
- This place is weird.
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It's called "Sodom and Gomorrah."
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And they mean it literally.
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Sodom and Gomorrah?
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Yeah, and you're welcome.
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Prefer my pasta!
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Why don't stay a while
to be polite, then I'll come home.
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Perfect.
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We 'll relish your dinner
and everything else we had planned.
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My little soldiers!
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I'll be waiting.
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The two of us
will have a fabulous dinner.
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Can '1' wait.
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Screw Jeff.
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Yeah, sore w Jeff Goodbye
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Bye.
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- Come here, you.
- Get away!
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It counts steps!
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It's a fucking pedometer!
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It counts steps! don't believe it.
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One and two and three...
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No thanks.
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Or maybe.
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Nah. OK, yes.
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They touch, they intermingle,
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but you never really see
who they are,
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or how many they are.
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As they touch, their bodies blend
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into a single entity.
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It's aesthetically stunning.
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Adore its spiritual side.
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What are you guys talking about?
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A film we saw at Hump.
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At what?
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Hump
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You don't know Hump?
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Never heard of it.
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It's a porn film festival.
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They hold it in Seattle every year.
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It's an open festival
with creative erotic films.
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Creative and alternative.
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Not just gonzo.
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There's a jury and a selection.
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You watch the films
in a big theater.
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It's an exploration.
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It's sex pushed
to the ultimate limit.
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Afterward s they destroy the films.
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So they don't haunt you.
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It's like an artistic happening.
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I'll make a film!
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You will, huh?
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Why not?
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Whatsit you do?
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I'm going to do...
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something rad.
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ASSHOLE
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I'm going to make
a beautiful, grandiose film.
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The deepest, most poetic film ever.
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You never saw me fuck.
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Never had the pleasure.
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I'm a real beauty.
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Yeah...
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A raw beauty!
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Beauty and the Beast.
283
00:19:02,240 --> 00:19:04,208
You're going to make a porn flick?
284
00:19:04,560 --> 00:19:05,800
No, an art flick.
285
00:19:06,560 --> 00:19:07,846
Erotic art.
286
00:19:10,560 --> 00:19:12,085
Fuck you.
287
00:19:12,280 --> 00:19:14,726
You're pissed off
because you're fettered.
288
00:19:15,600 --> 00:19:16,647
What's that mean?
289
00:19:17,760 --> 00:19:19,808
You're settled.
So you're pissed off.
290
00:19:20,000 --> 00:19:21,047
Doesn't stop me.
291
00:19:21,400 --> 00:19:23,767
- You're gonna do porn?
- If feel like it.
292
00:19:24,080 --> 00:19:26,924
What kind of porn
do you have in mind?
293
00:19:27,120 --> 00:19:27,882
What kind?
294
00:19:28,440 --> 00:19:30,090
Yeah, what kind of porn?
295
00:19:34,120 --> 00:19:37,966
Soft, hard, fetish, vintage,
296
00:19:38,160 --> 00:19:39,764
glamor, Latino,
297
00:19:40,400 --> 00:19:41,401
anal, a cum flick...
298
00:19:42,240 --> 00:19:43,446
- Bi...
- Eco?
299
00:19:43,760 --> 00:19:44,886
- Eco!
- Well?
300
00:19:46,360 --> 00:19:47,486
First need a camera.
301
00:19:47,680 --> 00:19:50,001
If you're acting, get a zoom lens.
302
00:19:50,200 --> 00:19:51,326
A macro zoom lens.
303
00:19:51,920 --> 00:19:52,603
Blah, blah.
304
00:19:52,800 --> 00:19:54,928
You should check out their site.
305
00:19:55,400 --> 00:19:58,290
They have the synopses
of their films.
306
00:19:58,480 --> 00:20:00,244
- Like the one with E.T.
- E.T.?
307
00:20:01,000 --> 00:20:02,650
He comes back to see Elliot.
308
00:20:03,000 --> 00:20:06,004
There's still light
but it's not in his fingertip...
309
00:20:19,160 --> 00:20:20,366
Listen to this!
310
00:20:20,560 --> 00:20:24,167
"Experimental pop art:
artists eat food coloring
311
00:20:24,360 --> 00:20:27,648
to ejaculate colored cum
onto a transparent screen."
312
00:20:28,280 --> 00:20:30,567
What's she doing?
Is that a traffic cone?
313
00:20:30,960 --> 00:20:32,803
Everything's been done.
314
00:20:33,000 --> 00:20:35,765
Just tap "porno" in Google.
315
00:20:35,960 --> 00:20:38,804
If we make a film,
it's got to be something unique.
316
00:20:39,280 --> 00:20:40,327
Hear you.
317
00:20:43,000 --> 00:20:44,161
Then I'll fuck you.
318
00:20:45,800 --> 00:20:47,370
That's so old.
319
00:20:47,560 --> 00:20:50,006
It's not like gay porn was rare.
320
00:20:50,280 --> 00:20:52,123
She's right, we've seen tons.
321
00:20:52,320 --> 00:20:54,607
Guys on top of guys, under guys,
322
00:20:54,800 --> 00:20:56,165
inside guys. A fucking bore.
323
00:20:56,360 --> 00:20:58,203
That having been said...
324
00:20:58,560 --> 00:21:01,370
No one has ever filmed
non-gay man-on-man action.
325
00:21:01,560 --> 00:21:03,449
Straight guys fucking.
326
00:21:03,800 --> 00:21:05,564
Guys like you, fucking.
327
00:21:05,760 --> 00:21:06,443
She's right.
328
00:21:08,640 --> 00:21:09,641
I'll fuck you.
329
00:21:10,960 --> 00:21:12,564
- Are you nuts?
- You chicken?
330
00:21:13,920 --> 00:21:14,807
What's an artist?
331
00:21:15,000 --> 00:21:17,287
Isn't it someone who pushes limits?
332
00:21:17,920 --> 00:21:19,922
You're the artist, I'll fuck you.
333
00:21:20,360 --> 00:21:21,600
Could you do it?
334
00:21:23,280 --> 00:21:24,088
Could you do it?
335
00:21:25,440 --> 00:21:27,522
If you could, it would be fabulous.
336
00:21:27,720 --> 00:21:29,722
But can you really do it?
337
00:21:29,920 --> 00:21:33,925
I'll swallow a pill and swear
I'll tear you inside out!
338
00:21:34,120 --> 00:21:35,326
You've got something.
339
00:21:35,520 --> 00:21:36,681
That's what we'll do.
340
00:21:36,880 --> 00:21:38,325
- Ready?
- What for?
341
00:21:38,520 --> 00:21:40,363
Us. Two straights. Four nuts.
342
00:21:40,840 --> 00:21:42,968
It transcends gay...
343
00:21:43,160 --> 00:21:45,766
It's beyond gay.
It's what are you doing in my butt?
344
00:21:45,960 --> 00:21:50,090
Seriously, if you can express
your long friendship like this...
345
00:21:50,280 --> 00:21:52,123
Friendship always contains love.
346
00:21:52,320 --> 00:21:53,890
- Love you Ben.
- Love you Jeff.
347
00:21:54,080 --> 00:21:58,005
If were on the jury,
I'd give you first prize.
348
00:21:58,400 --> 00:21:59,925
It would be magnificent!
349
00:22:00,600 --> 00:22:01,647
Magnificent.
350
00:22:02,160 --> 00:22:03,650
A work of art.
351
00:22:13,120 --> 00:22:15,726
Not only can't trust you,
352
00:22:16,800 --> 00:22:19,531
but your child can't either.
353
00:22:20,760 --> 00:22:24,367
Before he's even born,
before he's here, you let him down.
354
00:22:25,160 --> 00:22:27,288
When he needs you most,
355
00:22:27,560 --> 00:22:31,485
when he needs your sperm
and your genetic resources...
356
00:22:35,080 --> 00:22:36,241
You let him down.
357
00:22:39,600 --> 00:22:42,729
He's done everything possible
to come to you...
358
00:22:42,920 --> 00:22:45,890
and you're with people
who aren't even ovulating.
359
00:22:50,720 --> 00:22:51,642
Ben,
360
00:22:52,640 --> 00:22:53,323
come home.
361
00:22:53,680 --> 00:22:56,160
If you ire satisfied
with your message, press 7
362
00:22:56,440 --> 00:22:58,408
if you would like to re-record it
363
00:23:06,840 --> 00:23:09,889
love you, but bet
when you've sobered up
364
00:23:10,080 --> 00:23:11,411
tomorrow, you'll back out.
365
00:23:11,600 --> 00:23:14,331
Even in your wildest dreams,
you'd never do it.
366
00:23:14,520 --> 00:23:16,124
OK, let's sign up now.
367
00:23:16,600 --> 00:23:19,365
I'll book us a hotel room right now.
368
00:23:19,560 --> 00:23:20,891
We'll do your film.
369
00:23:22,160 --> 00:23:23,286
I'll book it now.
370
00:23:28,560 --> 00:23:30,324
- What?
- Nothing.
371
00:23:30,720 --> 00:23:32,722
- Sunday night?
- I'll nail you.
372
00:23:32,920 --> 00:23:34,604
No way. I'll nail you.
373
00:23:35,640 --> 00:23:37,324
- I'll call 'em up.
- We draw lots.
374
00:23:37,640 --> 00:23:38,721
- I'll call.
- Let me hear.
375
00:23:38,920 --> 00:23:40,126
No problem.
376
00:23:42,240 --> 00:23:43,162
Want to quit?
377
00:23:43,440 --> 00:23:45,283
Don't want to quit!
378
00:23:45,600 --> 00:23:47,841
Information, how may help you?
379
00:23:48,040 --> 00:23:52,648
Hello, could you put me through to
the Sofitel at Porte DE Champerret?
380
00:23:54,360 --> 00:23:55,122
I'll nail you!
381
00:23:56,080 --> 00:23:56,967
Please hold.
382
00:23:57,160 --> 00:23:58,127
Thank you.
383
00:24:00,040 --> 00:24:01,690
Can still hang up.
384
00:24:02,040 --> 00:24:03,201
I'm gonna crucify you!
385
00:24:03,400 --> 00:24:05,209
- Should I put you through?
- Yes.
386
00:24:05,640 --> 00:24:06,687
All the way through!
387
00:24:09,800 --> 00:24:12,963
...23452.
388
00:24:13,960 --> 00:24:15,246
And the security code...
389
00:24:15,520 --> 00:24:16,521
Forget security!
390
00:24:16,720 --> 00:24:17,562
712.
391
00:24:17,760 --> 00:24:19,364
Single or queen -size?
392
00:24:20,040 --> 00:24:21,724
Queen-size is fine.
393
00:24:22,440 --> 00:24:23,851
Yes, just one night.
394
00:24:24,360 --> 00:24:25,771
Thanks a lot.
395
00:24:27,360 --> 00:24:30,170
I'm the one paying.
I'm the one fucking you.
396
00:24:54,840 --> 00:24:55,966
'Morning.
397
00:24:58,640 --> 00:25:02,087
Nice wake-up call.
How about "Good morning"?
398
00:25:02,280 --> 00:25:03,566
No talking. I'm busy.
399
00:25:03,840 --> 00:25:05,763
Yeah, you look busy.
400
00:25:05,960 --> 00:25:06,927
Shut up!
401
00:25:07,120 --> 00:25:08,531
What the hell is this?
402
00:25:09,480 --> 00:25:10,766
Forget it.
403
00:25:11,880 --> 00:25:14,360
Sorry, but this is a bit weird.
404
00:25:17,560 --> 00:25:18,891
What happened last night?
405
00:25:21,280 --> 00:25:23,009
- Well?
- Wait a minute.
406
00:25:24,040 --> 00:25:27,044
Can we rewind? You come in
and straddle me brutally.
407
00:25:27,240 --> 00:25:31,723
You know was ovulating last night.
thought we could try this morning.
408
00:25:36,720 --> 00:25:39,200
Sorry, fucked up.
I'm sorry, OK?
409
00:25:39,840 --> 00:25:41,524
What did you do last night?
410
00:25:45,240 --> 00:25:46,480
Was with Jeff.
411
00:25:46,680 --> 00:25:50,002
He was wasted. thought
should keep an eye on him.
412
00:25:50,560 --> 00:25:51,561
So...
413
00:25:52,680 --> 00:25:55,411
decided to sober up
before coming home.
414
00:25:56,400 --> 00:25:58,880
It took you till 4 AM to sober up?
415
00:26:00,160 --> 00:26:02,766
Come on, Ben, don't bullshit me!
416
00:26:05,000 --> 00:26:06,206
Jeff's a big boy.
417
00:26:06,400 --> 00:26:08,562
You haven't seen him in ages.
418
00:26:09,240 --> 00:26:11,846
He managed fine without your help.
419
00:26:14,240 --> 00:26:15,765
It was a cool party.
420
00:26:18,240 --> 00:26:19,366
Yeah, mean,
421
00:26:19,560 --> 00:26:22,211
they won't become my best friends,
422
00:26:22,720 --> 00:26:25,803
but it was fun, you know.
423
00:26:27,160 --> 00:26:29,766
It was nice to see some new faces,
424
00:26:29,960 --> 00:26:32,201
to talk, to hang out.
425
00:26:32,400 --> 00:26:33,765
Enjoyed it, OK?
426
00:26:34,440 --> 00:26:35,521
Anna...
427
00:26:37,480 --> 00:26:41,963
We're gonna have kids. We shouldn't
cut ourselves off from others.
428
00:26:42,160 --> 00:26:44,322
We should throw parties like that.
429
00:26:44,520 --> 00:26:46,249
"We" should throw parties?
430
00:26:47,720 --> 00:26:50,200
You left me all alone last night.
431
00:26:50,400 --> 00:26:51,128
Invited you!
432
00:26:51,520 --> 00:26:54,364
You invited me? You invited me!
433
00:26:54,640 --> 00:26:55,721
Yes, invited you.
434
00:26:55,920 --> 00:26:57,331
Everyone invited you.
435
00:26:57,520 --> 00:27:00,763
" Don't know if you'll like it,
they're weird..."
436
00:27:00,960 --> 00:27:02,200
Sounded like fun!
437
00:27:02,640 --> 00:27:05,007
That was before
the mood changed, OK?
438
00:27:06,160 --> 00:27:07,650
Should've called back.
439
00:27:13,200 --> 00:27:14,087
You met a girl?
440
00:27:14,880 --> 00:27:15,722
What?
441
00:27:16,480 --> 00:27:17,322
Did you?
442
00:27:18,400 --> 00:27:19,686
What's this?
443
00:27:21,480 --> 00:27:22,481
OK, drop it.
444
00:27:40,640 --> 00:27:41,368
Sorry.
445
00:27:42,040 --> 00:27:44,361
Screwed up. apologize.
446
00:27:47,440 --> 00:27:51,081
Screwed up. apologize.
Forgive me, my love.
447
00:27:51,280 --> 00:27:52,611
Love you, I'm sorry.
448
00:27:52,800 --> 00:27:53,926
My love, I'm sorry.
449
00:28:05,600 --> 00:28:06,522
Screwed up.
450
00:28:10,000 --> 00:28:12,287
It's my fault, screwed up.
451
00:28:23,720 --> 00:28:24,801
Croissants!
452
00:28:30,360 --> 00:28:31,725
Muchas gracias.
453
00:28:47,520 --> 00:28:48,487
Game!
454
00:28:49,120 --> 00:28:50,167
5-1.
455
00:28:50,600 --> 00:28:51,931
My serve.
456
00:28:55,360 --> 00:28:56,361
Time-out.
457
00:29:19,640 --> 00:29:21,961
Spoken to your coach?
Can we start?
458
00:29:23,800 --> 00:29:25,040
I'm concentrating.
459
00:29:27,520 --> 00:29:28,123
Ready?
460
00:29:29,040 --> 00:29:30,804
Player 719 serve.
461
00:29:34,000 --> 00:29:35,047
Don't mess around!
462
00:29:39,440 --> 00:29:40,680
OK, no messing.
463
00:29:41,360 --> 00:29:42,361
Sure?
464
00:29:45,680 --> 00:29:46,886
You fuckin' jerk!
465
00:29:47,480 --> 00:29:49,244
Don't take it so seriously.
466
00:29:49,760 --> 00:29:50,841
You bitch!
467
00:29:53,360 --> 00:29:54,441
You're too serious!
468
00:29:55,480 --> 00:29:56,402
I'm serious!
469
00:29:57,000 --> 00:29:57,922
Bitch!
470
00:29:58,440 --> 00:29:59,680
See if I'm serious!
471
00:30:05,600 --> 00:30:06,647
Get off me!
472
00:30:11,600 --> 00:30:13,170
You'll do the shopping, right?
473
00:30:20,440 --> 00:30:22,363
Are we done after this?
474
00:30:22,560 --> 00:30:24,483
Want to visit some galleries,
475
00:30:24,680 --> 00:30:26,364
maybe get laid.
476
00:30:26,600 --> 00:30:28,250
Isn't that already done?
477
00:30:30,920 --> 00:30:31,569
What?
478
00:30:31,840 --> 00:30:33,444
I'm trying to remember...
479
00:30:33,720 --> 00:30:36,326
Don't pretend
you can't remember last night.
480
00:30:36,880 --> 00:30:39,451
Sorry, got you
into some twisted shit.
481
00:30:39,640 --> 00:30:42,928
Look, it was a weird night.
It happens. Not your fault.
482
00:30:43,120 --> 00:30:44,121
It fuckin' is.
483
00:30:44,400 --> 00:30:47,802
Turn up at your place,
we get wasted,
484
00:30:48,480 --> 00:30:51,211
talk about gay sex,
leave your wife at home.
485
00:30:51,400 --> 00:30:54,483
Don't worry about her.
You didn't make me stay.
486
00:30:54,680 --> 00:30:55,886
Could've gone home.
487
00:30:56,360 --> 00:30:59,364
Had a great time.
You don't have to apologize.
488
00:30:59,560 --> 00:31:03,121
We go back along way, even if
our lives are very different.
489
00:31:03,320 --> 00:31:07,325
And in the life you have now, I'm
not sure it was very appropriate.
490
00:31:07,520 --> 00:31:08,601
I'm not judging you-
491
00:31:08,800 --> 00:31:11,963
Look, Mr. Jacques Kerouac,
with your crappy bandana,
492
00:31:12,920 --> 00:31:15,002
I'm not that much of a homebody.
493
00:31:15,400 --> 00:31:17,402
Everything's black or white to you.
494
00:31:17,600 --> 00:31:19,887
Just think
it's a great art project.
495
00:31:20,080 --> 00:31:21,605
Think it's great, too.
496
00:31:21,800 --> 00:31:23,689
But in your situation...
497
00:31:23,880 --> 00:31:27,043
My situation?
Are you trying 10...?
498
00:31:27,280 --> 00:31:29,282
- Won't force you.
- know.
499
00:31:29,480 --> 00:31:31,926
I'm just saying
last night, we were drunk,
500
00:31:32,120 --> 00:31:33,963
so you can back out.
501
00:31:34,160 --> 00:31:37,801
Forget your preconceived ideas
about me, OK?
502
00:31:38,160 --> 00:31:39,810
Each man for himself.
503
00:31:43,360 --> 00:31:44,691
I'll do it if like.
504
00:31:45,040 --> 00:31:47,771
My marriage won't stop me
doing anything.
505
00:31:49,240 --> 00:31:51,891
Anna and are very close.
You wouldn't know.
506
00:31:52,080 --> 00:31:56,085
But we have an open relationship,
we're free to do as we like.
507
00:31:56,840 --> 00:31:57,921
I'm just saying...
508
00:31:58,120 --> 00:31:59,326
Don't decide for me.
509
00:31:59,520 --> 00:32:02,000
I'm not.
I'm talking to you as a friend.
510
00:32:02,200 --> 00:32:04,487
There's no problem, that's all.
511
00:32:05,200 --> 00:32:07,646
You know, you can...
512
00:32:07,960 --> 00:32:09,849
You're not bound by it.
513
00:32:10,880 --> 00:32:12,405
We're very different now.
514
00:32:12,600 --> 00:32:14,648
Look, shut up for a minute.
515
00:32:14,840 --> 00:32:17,810
I'll end up thinking
you're narrow-minded or retarded.
516
00:32:20,240 --> 00:32:23,244
Stop trying to find excuses for me.
You know what?
517
00:32:23,440 --> 00:32:27,525
It's like you're trying to blame me
for what you can't face up to.
518
00:32:34,920 --> 00:32:36,251
Be honest...
519
00:32:37,000 --> 00:32:37,922
Shoot.
520
00:32:39,120 --> 00:32:42,329
Do you think you can screw me
for this film tomorrow?
521
00:32:43,880 --> 00:32:44,927
You bet.
522
00:32:45,120 --> 00:32:46,724
You could or you would?
523
00:32:47,080 --> 00:32:47,842
Would.
524
00:32:48,040 --> 00:32:49,485
You won't say to me:
525
00:32:49,680 --> 00:32:52,081
"We should go our own separate ways,
526
00:32:52,280 --> 00:32:54,203
'cause an artist's life..."
527
00:32:54,400 --> 00:32:56,482
Not that again.
It was 15 years ago!
528
00:32:56,680 --> 00:33:00,048
You didn't need me in Peru
to write poems on coca leaves.
529
00:33:00,240 --> 00:33:02,720
Could you still leave a pal
high and dry
530
00:33:02,920 --> 00:33:05,082
or do you have a code of ethics now?
531
00:33:07,960 --> 00:33:09,530
I will do it.
532
00:33:11,560 --> 00:33:12,641
You will?
533
00:33:13,480 --> 00:33:14,606
So will .
534
00:33:14,800 --> 00:33:16,529
- Yeah?
- Yeah, you bet.
535
00:33:16,720 --> 00:33:21,282
We shouldn't do it as a challenge
or 'cause we feel obliged to.
536
00:33:21,480 --> 00:33:23,847
We'll do it for art's sake!
537
00:33:24,040 --> 00:33:26,441
It may be crazy,
but it's a great idea!
538
00:33:26,640 --> 00:33:29,405
Right! We're pushing back
the limits of art!
539
00:33:29,680 --> 00:33:31,808
- Will you tell your wife?
- Sure.
540
00:33:32,440 --> 00:33:34,681
How do you think she'll react?
541
00:33:35,440 --> 00:33:37,283
Can't know what she'll say,
542
00:33:38,640 --> 00:33:40,404
but I'll explain it to her.
543
00:33:40,600 --> 00:33:44,889
If it's a problem, won't do it.
But think she'll be OK with it,
544
00:33:45,840 --> 00:33:48,241
'cause she trusts me.
That's marriage.
545
00:33:48,560 --> 00:33:49,766
You don't believe me?
546
00:33:50,200 --> 00:33:53,249
You're the one freaking out.
You don't have to do it.
547
00:33:53,600 --> 00:33:56,490
Tell Anna and let me know.
If she's OK, I'm OK.
548
00:33:56,680 --> 00:33:59,081
Leave Anna out of this.
I'll deal with her.
549
00:33:59,360 --> 00:34:00,964
So are we on?
550
00:34:01,760 --> 00:34:02,761
We're on.
551
00:34:03,240 --> 00:34:04,127
OK, we're on.
552
00:34:07,320 --> 00:34:09,687
- Seriously?
- Do look like I'm joking?
553
00:34:11,040 --> 00:34:12,166
We're on.
554
00:34:12,880 --> 00:34:15,087
- Tomorrow night?
- Tomorrow night, yeah.
555
00:34:15,280 --> 00:34:16,520
You can still back out.
556
00:34:16,720 --> 00:34:20,645
I'm not backing out.
I'm gonna bareback you!
557
00:34:21,640 --> 00:34:22,687
I'll be there.
558
00:34:23,880 --> 00:34:24,722
Me too.
559
00:34:41,280 --> 00:34:43,601
Sorry about last night.
It's my fault.
560
00:34:43,800 --> 00:34:45,848
Agree, it was stupid.
561
00:34:46,040 --> 00:34:48,771
Sometimes you're stupid,
then get stupid too.
562
00:34:49,320 --> 00:34:50,845
Was stupid this morning
563
00:34:51,840 --> 00:34:54,241
whereas you're more stupid
in the evening!
564
00:34:57,880 --> 00:34:58,927
Love you.
565
00:34:59,160 --> 00:35:00,127
Me too.
566
00:35:08,160 --> 00:35:10,401
Need to tell you something.
567
00:35:12,120 --> 00:35:13,884
Let the cat out of the bag...
568
00:35:14,080 --> 00:35:15,127
Or the duck.
569
00:35:16,520 --> 00:35:18,966
Or the duck, right
Talking of Jeff...
570
00:35:19,160 --> 00:35:20,400
want everything.
571
00:35:21,640 --> 00:35:22,687
Me too.
572
00:35:24,880 --> 00:35:26,291
He's lost, you know.
573
00:35:29,240 --> 00:35:31,561
I watched him last night...
574
00:35:33,240 --> 00:35:35,971
It's touching how he wants
his life to have meaning.
575
00:35:36,160 --> 00:35:39,767
The good news is, he met people
over there. They hit it off.
576
00:35:39,960 --> 00:35:42,167
They take part in an art festival.
577
00:35:42,360 --> 00:35:45,569
They've asked him to join them.
And he's totally into it!
578
00:35:45,760 --> 00:35:46,807
I'm not sure...
579
00:35:47,000 --> 00:35:48,843
He asked me to help him.
580
00:35:50,600 --> 00:35:51,840
Yeah, sure.
581
00:35:52,600 --> 00:35:54,125
What festival is it?
582
00:35:54,320 --> 00:35:55,731
It sounds kinda weird.
583
00:35:55,920 --> 00:35:58,764
It's a festival,
an anal... annual festival.
584
00:35:58,960 --> 00:36:01,327
They do art films that are...
585
00:36:01,680 --> 00:36:02,727
a bit...
586
00:36:02,920 --> 00:36:03,967
A bit what?
587
00:36:04,320 --> 00:36:07,927
Dunno. They make films,
then destroy them!
588
00:36:10,680 --> 00:36:11,249
Hump?
589
00:36:12,440 --> 00:36:13,009
What?
590
00:36:14,600 --> 00:36:16,887
- The festival?
- You know Hump?
591
00:36:17,080 --> 00:36:18,491
It's a porn film festival.
592
00:36:19,280 --> 00:36:19,849
Is it?
593
00:36:20,040 --> 00:36:21,326
Yes, it is.
594
00:36:21,600 --> 00:36:23,682
Maybe. Don't jump down my throat
595
00:36:23,880 --> 00:36:25,211
It's mainly artsy.
596
00:36:25,400 --> 00:36:29,450
Yeah, it promotes porn's artistic
aspect rather than its mundane one!
597
00:36:29,640 --> 00:36:30,402
Right.
598
00:36:30,680 --> 00:36:32,011
They're skin flicks.
599
00:36:33,640 --> 00:36:35,688
- Whatsit you do?
- Lend a hand.
600
00:36:39,160 --> 00:36:41,481
I'll make coffee and sandwiches...
601
00:36:41,680 --> 00:36:44,126
I'll help him.
He's motivated for once.
602
00:36:45,040 --> 00:36:49,170
They're doing it tomorrow.
want to help a pal. It'd be cool.
603
00:36:53,640 --> 00:36:55,483
Can't help out a pal?
604
00:36:55,760 --> 00:36:57,171
Sure you can.
605
00:37:00,800 --> 00:37:02,040
How do you know Hump?
606
00:37:18,520 --> 00:37:19,851
Oh, right!
607
00:37:20,040 --> 00:37:21,804
Well played, girls!
608
00:37:22,080 --> 00:37:23,411
Team spirit!
609
00:37:23,600 --> 00:37:24,726
No problem.
610
00:37:25,000 --> 00:37:26,161
Can handle it.
611
00:37:26,600 --> 00:37:28,568
You can even call your girlfriends.
612
00:37:32,800 --> 00:37:34,211
Yeah, you too.
613
00:37:36,960 --> 00:37:38,610
What the fuck's that for?
614
00:37:38,800 --> 00:37:39,767
Depends...
615
00:37:40,000 --> 00:37:41,445
Opinions differ.
616
00:37:42,440 --> 00:37:43,362
You scared?
617
00:37:43,760 --> 00:37:46,491
Don't freak out. It doesn't bite!
618
00:37:47,720 --> 00:37:50,326
You could've said
it was a costume ball.
619
00:37:50,640 --> 00:37:52,130
Common, relax.
620
00:37:52,320 --> 00:37:54,448
How'll you cope with a real one?
621
00:37:54,880 --> 00:37:57,201
A hot one moving up and down
behind you!
622
00:37:58,200 --> 00:38:01,966
Well, thought
we could do something more natural.
623
00:38:02,160 --> 00:38:04,481
That's not
what we had planned, sweetie.
624
00:38:04,840 --> 00:38:05,921
Sorry.
625
00:38:06,120 --> 00:38:08,088
Suggest that for tonight,
626
00:38:08,680 --> 00:38:10,409
we use my tool.
627
00:38:10,600 --> 00:38:13,604
If all parties aren't satisfied,
we can try
628
00:38:13,840 --> 00:38:15,410
to introduce the...
629
00:38:15,600 --> 00:38:16,522
No reason
630
00:38:16,720 --> 00:38:19,007
for one cock to drive away another.
631
00:38:20,440 --> 00:38:21,726
OK, no problemo.
632
00:38:22,960 --> 00:38:25,201
Could stay and watch and jerk off.
633
00:38:25,600 --> 00:38:27,329
You want a hetero trip?
634
00:38:27,920 --> 00:38:30,685
Two girls for you,
and you control the joystick?
635
00:38:30,880 --> 00:38:33,042
Can't we play with you a bit?
636
00:38:33,240 --> 00:38:34,401
Feel threatened?
637
00:38:35,760 --> 00:38:36,682
Don't be.
638
00:38:36,880 --> 00:38:39,724
Don't want
to get between the two of you.
639
00:38:41,600 --> 00:38:43,090
I'm very disappointed.
640
00:38:43,280 --> 00:38:45,009
You're not the only one.
641
00:38:47,720 --> 00:38:49,802
Guess I'm just too...
642
00:38:50,640 --> 00:38:52,085
conventional for you.
643
00:38:56,040 --> 00:38:56,723
Muchachas!
644
00:38:57,400 --> 00:38:58,970
Adios, amigo.
645
00:39:04,400 --> 00:39:06,164
We're finishing up dinner.
646
00:39:06,560 --> 00:39:08,369
Let's go out for a drink.
647
00:39:08,720 --> 00:39:10,563
It's cool. A drink is cool.
648
00:39:10,760 --> 00:39:12,569
- We don't have to...
- Give me the phone.
649
00:39:13,080 --> 00:39:14,241
Give me the phone!
650
00:39:17,240 --> 00:39:19,811
Hi, Jeff. And you?
651
00:39:21,760 --> 00:39:24,286
Why don't we grab a drink together?
652
00:39:26,440 --> 00:39:28,249
We can't leave you alone.
653
00:39:28,440 --> 00:39:30,442
It's no trouble. Where are you?
654
00:39:31,200 --> 00:39:33,328
Great, know a bar there.
655
00:39:44,360 --> 00:39:45,088
What?
656
00:39:45,760 --> 00:39:47,410
I'm just looking at you.
657
00:39:49,680 --> 00:39:51,728
We'll never find a parking space.
658
00:39:59,920 --> 00:40:01,524
Let me out. You're a pain.
659
00:40:01,720 --> 00:40:02,881
You're abandoning me?
660
00:40:03,080 --> 00:40:04,923
I'm not abandoning you.
661
00:40:07,800 --> 00:40:09,643
- See you in a sec.
- OK. See you.
662
00:40:53,800 --> 00:40:56,041
Did you have a nice evening?
663
00:40:56,840 --> 00:40:58,365
Yes, very nice.
664
00:40:59,000 --> 00:41:00,411
How about you?
665
00:41:00,600 --> 00:41:02,921
Don't know... strange.
666
00:41:03,120 --> 00:41:04,246
Whatsit you have?
667
00:41:05,480 --> 00:41:06,527
The same as you.
668
00:41:16,360 --> 00:41:18,647
Was the poet,
he was the illustrator.
669
00:41:18,840 --> 00:41:21,525
And he dumped me
for an unpaid apprenticeship.
670
00:41:21,720 --> 00:41:22,448
That idiot!
671
00:41:22,880 --> 00:41:23,722
He had talent.
672
00:41:24,200 --> 00:41:26,441
But he didn't believe in himself.
673
00:41:26,640 --> 00:41:30,770
So he blew off the trip
we'd been planning for ages.
674
00:41:30,960 --> 00:41:34,328
We named ourselves
after the famous road adventurers...
675
00:41:34,920 --> 00:41:37,844
Kerouac... Easy Rider.
676
00:41:38,920 --> 00:41:41,161
Went alone,
but it amounted to nothing.
677
00:41:41,360 --> 00:41:44,648
Never graduated.
And hold your husband responsible.
678
00:41:45,360 --> 00:41:47,681
- That idiot.
- What's he doing anyway?
679
00:41:47,880 --> 00:41:50,087
- A valet parking apprenticeship.
- Unpaid!
680
00:41:50,280 --> 00:41:51,520
Unpaid.
681
00:41:54,840 --> 00:41:56,251
You're a cool chick.
682
00:41:56,760 --> 00:41:58,808
Thank you for the compliment.
683
00:42:00,160 --> 00:42:01,969
That's not what meant.
684
00:42:02,160 --> 00:42:08,042
What meant was that
I'm a big fat stubborn moron.
685
00:42:08,240 --> 00:42:09,571
That's what meant.
686
00:42:10,040 --> 00:42:12,202
Know. know look kind of...
687
00:42:12,840 --> 00:42:14,729
- But at the same time...
- Yes?
688
00:42:18,080 --> 00:42:19,650
He was right.
689
00:42:20,200 --> 00:42:23,488
You can't judge a guy
by his pleated pants,
690
00:42:23,680 --> 00:42:25,523
his pedometer and his wife.
691
00:42:25,720 --> 00:42:27,563
A pedometer is very sexy.
692
00:42:28,960 --> 00:42:30,769
You dig that kind of stuff?
693
00:42:31,360 --> 00:42:32,646
We'll use it tomorrow.
694
00:42:32,840 --> 00:42:35,571
- Really?
- Yeah. We have it all planned out.
695
00:42:35,760 --> 00:42:39,401
Yeah, he told me.
wanted to ask you... I'm curious.
696
00:42:39,920 --> 00:42:43,049
Hump!
want to hear all about it.
697
00:42:43,240 --> 00:42:44,730
You know Hump?
698
00:42:44,960 --> 00:42:47,406
I'm blown away by your open mind.
699
00:42:47,760 --> 00:42:48,921
Shit!
700
00:42:49,880 --> 00:42:52,326
Do really look that uptight?
701
00:42:53,040 --> 00:42:55,247
- He told you about our project?
- Of course.
702
00:42:56,120 --> 00:42:57,281
Kind of weird, huh?
703
00:42:57,480 --> 00:42:59,209
But since you're cool with it...
704
00:42:59,400 --> 00:43:00,003
Well?
705
00:43:00,200 --> 00:43:03,921
Only guys like you and Ben
could go through with it.
706
00:43:04,120 --> 00:43:07,363
It's just one night.
It won't change your relationship.
707
00:43:10,000 --> 00:43:11,331
Our relationship?
708
00:43:16,640 --> 00:43:19,883
The film is
of you and Ben sleeping together?
709
00:43:20,600 --> 00:43:21,886
Totally wild, huh?
710
00:43:22,360 --> 00:43:23,725
Hump, hump, hump!
711
00:43:46,760 --> 00:43:47,886
Anna, what's wrong?
712
00:43:48,800 --> 00:43:49,687
What's going on?
713
00:43:49,880 --> 00:43:50,642
What did you do?
714
00:43:50,840 --> 00:43:53,081
You said you'd tell her.
She said she knew...
715
00:43:53,280 --> 00:43:54,566
Shut up, both of you!
716
00:43:54,760 --> 00:43:57,127
- You told her?
- Didn't you tell her?
717
00:43:57,720 --> 00:43:59,563
- "You told her�?
- was going to.
718
00:43:59,760 --> 00:44:01,489
Wanted to tell you earlier.
719
00:44:01,680 --> 00:44:03,284
This wasn't the plan.
720
00:44:03,920 --> 00:44:06,685
Everything got off to a bad start.
721
00:44:06,880 --> 00:44:08,962
You freaked out at the word "porn."
722
00:44:09,160 --> 00:44:10,650
freaked out?
723
00:44:10,840 --> 00:44:12,763
Don't believe it!
724
00:44:12,960 --> 00:44:15,725
My guy is going to make
a skin flick tomorrow
725
00:44:15,920 --> 00:44:17,729
with his pal!
726
00:44:17,920 --> 00:44:19,365
Please, calm down.
727
00:44:19,560 --> 00:44:21,289
What's going on in your head?
728
00:44:21,480 --> 00:44:23,528
Calm down. Take a deep breath.
729
00:44:24,520 --> 00:44:26,204
Can we get my car?
730
00:44:26,400 --> 00:44:28,368
We talk here and now.
731
00:44:29,760 --> 00:44:31,091
Why are you doing this?
732
00:44:35,200 --> 00:44:36,804
Don't know.
733
00:44:40,040 --> 00:44:43,806
Ever since art school,
we said we'd do something together.
734
00:44:44,240 --> 00:44:45,127
"Something"?
735
00:44:46,320 --> 00:44:47,128
Anna, please!
736
00:44:49,640 --> 00:44:50,687
- Listen!
- Go away.
737
00:44:50,880 --> 00:44:52,450
- Wait.
- Go away!
738
00:45:06,080 --> 00:45:06,729
I'm sorry.
739
00:45:42,400 --> 00:45:45,165
Good evening, ma'am.
Ticket control.
740
00:45:46,200 --> 00:45:47,964
Your ticket, please.
741
00:45:49,120 --> 00:45:50,360
Don't know where ...
742
00:45:50,560 --> 00:45:52,449
Do you have a piece of ID?
743
00:45:54,800 --> 00:45:56,086
A piece of ID?
744
00:45:56,680 --> 00:45:59,445
My name, my sex,
my distinguishing marks.
745
00:45:59,640 --> 00:46:02,564
You think that sums up
my true identity?
746
00:46:02,760 --> 00:46:04,171
You don't care.
747
00:46:04,360 --> 00:46:06,681
No-one cares.
No-one ever knows anyone.
748
00:46:06,880 --> 00:46:08,006
Listen here, Mrs...
749
00:46:08,200 --> 00:46:09,611
That's right, "Mrs."!
750
00:46:09,800 --> 00:46:13,521
Mrs. Ben Azuelos!
From the "Ben and Jeff� comedy act.
751
00:46:18,200 --> 00:46:21,841
They horse around and wrestle
like they were 14 years old.
752
00:46:22,160 --> 00:46:25,482
Know how this will end.
Their �totally wild" thing.
753
00:46:27,160 --> 00:46:30,289
Thought knew the man
was living with.
754
00:46:30,880 --> 00:46:32,325
And suddenly...
755
00:46:32,960 --> 00:46:35,566
his best friend opens my eyes.
756
00:46:36,400 --> 00:46:39,165
They never admitted it,
but it's coming out now.
757
00:46:39,360 --> 00:46:41,522
It's not just about fucking.
758
00:46:41,880 --> 00:46:43,689
It's much deeper,
759
00:46:43,880 --> 00:46:45,564
much sicker than that.
760
00:46:57,520 --> 00:46:58,965
Mrs. Azuelos...
761
00:46:59,320 --> 00:47:00,685
Mrs. Azuelos...
762
00:47:01,960 --> 00:47:02,609
Good evening.
763
00:49:09,200 --> 00:49:12,010
Can tell you something
I've never told anyone?
764
00:49:23,040 --> 00:49:26,044
Was 18 when came to Paris.
765
00:49:26,240 --> 00:49:29,050
Had no friends,
so rented lots of films.
766
00:49:32,440 --> 00:49:37,480
The guy at the video shop suggested
some documentary on architecture.
767
00:49:39,640 --> 00:49:41,722
It looked interesting enough.
768
00:49:43,720 --> 00:49:45,882
Got home and watched the film.
769
00:49:50,480 --> 00:49:53,006
Almost died of boredom. Awful.
770
00:49:59,520 --> 00:50:03,047
The next day went back
to return the film.
771
00:50:06,480 --> 00:50:07,766
He looked at me.
772
00:50:11,080 --> 00:50:13,162
Don't know why,
said it was fabulous.
773
00:50:14,440 --> 00:50:16,283
There was something about him.
774
00:50:17,840 --> 00:50:21,083
Then discover it's part one
of a ten-part series!
775
00:50:23,080 --> 00:50:26,926
So the guy gives me part two,
and go home and watch it.
776
00:50:27,120 --> 00:50:30,647
It's even worse.
So decide to tell him the truth.
777
00:50:31,240 --> 00:50:36,371
Go back to the video shop.
take one look at him
778
00:50:37,240 --> 00:50:39,129
and say liked it even better.
779
00:50:40,800 --> 00:50:41,767
And so on.
780
00:50:41,960 --> 00:50:45,043
Every day, rented
another part of his collection.
781
00:50:45,240 --> 00:50:47,846
And every day, said loved it.
782
00:50:49,040 --> 00:50:50,849
When was finished, felt sad.
783
00:50:52,560 --> 00:50:56,326
Maybe was afraid we'd have
nothing else to talk about.
784
00:50:59,240 --> 00:51:00,844
Couldn't get him off my mind.
785
00:51:03,440 --> 00:51:05,841
His nut-hugger jean shorts,
786
00:51:08,920 --> 00:51:10,331
his hairy white legs,
787
00:51:10,680 --> 00:51:12,728
his protruding eyes...
788
00:51:14,480 --> 00:51:16,801
even imagined myself kissing him
789
00:51:17,920 --> 00:51:19,365
And you know what?
790
00:51:22,800 --> 00:51:24,802
It didn't feel all that strange.
791
00:51:27,640 --> 00:51:29,881
Started imagining his balls
792
00:51:33,520 --> 00:51:35,807
wondered if they were hairy.
793
00:51:38,240 --> 00:51:41,926
Was so flipped out
never set foot back in the shop.
794
00:51:44,640 --> 00:51:47,211
I'm telling you,
it was a weird feeling.
795
00:51:50,520 --> 00:51:52,682
Sometimes think should've tried.
796
00:51:52,880 --> 00:51:54,928
Should've tried it with a dude.
797
00:51:55,280 --> 00:51:57,931
It pisses me off
that I'm not more open.
798
00:51:59,360 --> 00:52:03,445
Between the way see myself and
what am, there's a fucking abyss.
799
00:52:04,360 --> 00:52:06,124
Didn't do anything with him.
800
00:52:06,320 --> 00:52:08,448
- Know.
- Just want to make it clear.
801
00:52:08,640 --> 00:52:10,210
Was talking about myself.
802
00:52:10,400 --> 00:52:12,050
Know you're not gay.
803
00:52:12,240 --> 00:52:13,571
Know you know.
804
00:52:13,760 --> 00:52:16,127
Wish were more of a fag.
805
00:52:20,360 --> 00:52:21,850
It'd make tomorrow easier.
806
00:52:24,160 --> 00:52:25,207
Tomorrow!
807
00:52:28,320 --> 00:52:31,722
Do you think sleeping with someone
breaks something?
808
00:52:32,720 --> 00:52:33,881
Mean,
809
00:52:34,640 --> 00:52:38,565
how many ex-lovers
are you still friends with?
810
00:52:39,320 --> 00:52:40,367
It's far worse...
811
00:52:40,680 --> 00:52:43,604
never stay more than five minutes
after ejaculating.
812
00:52:44,760 --> 00:52:46,444
You don't plan on coming in me?
813
00:52:46,640 --> 00:52:48,608
So you agree I'm fucking you?
814
00:52:48,840 --> 00:52:50,763
We said we'd draw lots.
815
00:52:51,960 --> 00:52:52,961
Bring the condoms.
816
00:52:55,800 --> 00:52:56,642
In the plural?
817
00:53:00,440 --> 00:53:04,047
Don't know why told you
that story. It's so weird.
818
00:53:06,560 --> 00:53:09,325
'Cause even if think
know what am,
819
00:53:11,240 --> 00:53:14,164
still felt something for that guy.
820
00:53:17,440 --> 00:53:20,171
Don't think
lever felt anything like that.
821
00:53:21,400 --> 00:53:23,164
Me either, personally.
822
00:53:23,360 --> 00:53:26,364
But do like George Michael.
823
00:53:26,560 --> 00:53:28,210
Does that mean anything?
824
00:53:28,680 --> 00:53:30,648
Hey guys, what about Dalida?
825
00:53:31,640 --> 00:53:34,246
More words, always words
826
00:53:35,160 --> 00:53:37,049
The same words
827
00:53:38,720 --> 00:53:41,246
Nothing but words...
828
00:55:45,000 --> 00:55:45,967
You OK?
829
00:55:53,920 --> 00:55:55,160
It was along night.
830
00:56:12,600 --> 00:56:16,400
Don't know why I'm doing this,
but feel committed.
831
00:56:18,360 --> 00:56:20,203
The only explanation have
832
00:56:20,680 --> 00:56:23,411
is that my personality
has several facets.
833
00:56:24,040 --> 00:56:25,565
Multiple aspects.
834
00:56:28,200 --> 00:56:32,808
When we met, one of these facets
fell head over heels for you.
835
00:56:33,000 --> 00:56:34,411
It was exciting.
836
00:56:35,000 --> 00:56:39,608
Wanted to spend my life with you,
buy a house, have kids.
837
00:56:40,320 --> 00:56:41,446
But then...
838
00:56:42,120 --> 00:56:43,645
this facet
839
00:56:44,280 --> 00:56:45,486
grew bigger
840
00:56:45,840 --> 00:56:47,569
It grew until it took over.
841
00:56:47,760 --> 00:56:49,683
It turned into a monster
842
00:56:49,880 --> 00:56:52,929
that devoured all other aspects
of my personality.
843
00:56:54,280 --> 00:56:55,406
Overall, I'm happy-
844
00:56:56,880 --> 00:57:01,124
But must not be that happy
because want to do this thing.
845
00:57:04,840 --> 00:57:06,330
Then you have to do it.
846
00:57:06,840 --> 00:57:07,921
Are you serious?
847
00:57:08,560 --> 00:57:09,447
Yes.
848
00:57:14,040 --> 00:57:18,284
You talk about the different facets
of your personality.
849
00:57:19,400 --> 00:57:23,849
Do you think I'm just an image stuck
in the kitchen. Your little wife?
850
00:57:24,760 --> 00:57:25,807
No.
851
00:57:27,120 --> 00:57:30,124
My world isn't confined to you.
852
00:57:30,720 --> 00:57:33,041
You're not enough for me either.
853
00:57:33,920 --> 00:57:35,251
Of course...
854
00:57:35,960 --> 00:57:37,325
mean, can imagine.
855
00:57:40,400 --> 00:57:41,401
What do you mean?
856
00:57:44,800 --> 00:57:47,963
You remember when
went to Benedicte's party,
857
00:57:48,280 --> 00:57:49,805
the one with her friends?
858
00:57:50,080 --> 00:57:51,764
About a year ago?
859
00:57:52,160 --> 00:57:53,605
Drank too much.
860
00:57:57,400 --> 00:58:00,483
And let myself go with some guy
861
00:58:02,600 --> 00:58:04,045
in the bathroom.
862
00:58:05,640 --> 00:58:09,486
We hadn't even spoken much
to each other. It was something...
863
00:58:10,760 --> 00:58:12,444
It was animal like.
864
00:58:14,160 --> 00:58:16,367
He instantly turned me on.
865
00:58:17,080 --> 00:58:19,560
The more he touched me,
the more wanted.
866
00:58:20,120 --> 00:58:21,884
It's like he opened a door.
867
00:58:22,080 --> 00:58:24,481
A door to a part of myself...
868
00:58:25,080 --> 00:58:26,491
that didn't know.
869
00:58:29,080 --> 00:58:31,242
And came a different way.
870
00:58:31,600 --> 00:58:33,011
It was powerful.
871
00:58:33,200 --> 00:58:35,521
It did me good. It was fantastic.
872
00:58:36,640 --> 00:58:39,291
Afterward s,
knew what was coming home to.
873
00:58:41,240 --> 00:58:44,801
Knew what I wanted.
Everything was clear to me.
874
00:58:46,640 --> 00:58:47,880
It's as if
875
00:58:48,520 --> 00:58:49,931
As if was.
876
00:58:50,680 --> 00:58:51,363
yours.
877
00:58:51,560 --> 00:58:53,608
was with you, was your wife
878
00:58:53,880 --> 00:58:56,451
And yet,
could turn on the whole world.
879
00:58:57,000 --> 00:58:58,331
It made me...
880
00:59:00,200 --> 00:59:01,770
It blew my mind.
881
00:59:02,680 --> 00:59:04,648
It's as if you came with me too
882
00:59:05,840 --> 00:59:07,126
It felt good.
883
00:59:07,920 --> 00:59:09,251
It was soothing.
884
00:59:10,560 --> 00:59:11,766
And it was simple.
885
00:59:14,520 --> 00:59:16,090
It only happened once.
886
00:59:16,280 --> 00:59:18,851
Never told you because...
887
00:59:19,040 --> 00:59:22,487
maybe my vision of you
was too rigid.
888
00:59:27,320 --> 00:59:30,403
Now see what you mean
about me not being enough.
889
00:59:30,880 --> 00:59:32,120
Listen...
890
00:59:33,720 --> 00:59:39,124
don't ask me to try to understand
what you're doing, because can't.
891
00:59:40,640 --> 00:59:41,641
It was only once?
892
00:59:43,400 --> 00:59:44,925
Shut up and listen to me.
893
00:59:46,560 --> 00:59:48,005
It's not the same.
894
00:59:48,560 --> 00:59:50,210
You have to do this.
895
00:59:52,200 --> 00:59:55,363
We can't live together
if we keep things locked inside.
896
00:59:55,560 --> 00:59:56,846
They have to come out.
897
00:59:57,040 --> 00:59:58,201
Or go in.
898
00:59:58,600 --> 00:59:59,442
Do what you want.
899
01:00:00,360 --> 01:00:02,249
But you need to know
900
01:00:02,960 --> 01:00:05,327
if this is essential for you.
901
01:00:05,680 --> 01:00:08,763
You need to know now,
before we have a child.
902
01:00:44,040 --> 01:00:45,041
Good evening.
903
01:02:25,720 --> 01:02:27,404
- Who is it?
- It's me.
904
01:02:28,240 --> 01:02:30,242
- Me who?
- Come on, open up.
905
01:02:31,920 --> 01:02:33,604
Hey pal, come in.
906
01:02:36,600 --> 01:02:38,602
Got us the wedding suite.
907
01:02:39,720 --> 01:02:40,767
It's very beige.
908
01:02:41,080 --> 01:02:42,605
Every modern comfort.
909
01:02:44,320 --> 01:02:45,765
Here's the gear.
910
01:02:48,040 --> 01:02:48,689
Listen...
911
01:02:50,960 --> 01:02:55,204
know it's not exactly
what we had in mind but...
912
01:02:56,280 --> 01:02:58,123
it'll give it a certain mood.
913
01:02:58,320 --> 01:03:00,971
A grassroots feel, an artsy touch.
914
01:03:01,600 --> 01:03:03,682
It's a film about two pals.
915
01:03:03,880 --> 01:03:06,087
So think it'll do the job.
916
01:03:06,280 --> 01:03:09,568
It has a few special effects
and we can retouch it.
917
01:03:09,760 --> 01:03:10,647
OK, cool.
918
01:03:16,520 --> 01:03:18,124
The thing that makes
919
01:03:19,200 --> 01:03:22,090
this whole story
original and interesting is that
920
01:03:22,280 --> 01:03:26,251
it's about two straight friends
getting off together.
921
01:03:27,560 --> 01:03:32,043
But how will people know
we're really straight
922
01:03:32,240 --> 01:03:33,571
if we don't tell them?
923
01:03:33,760 --> 01:03:35,842
You mean like an introduction?
924
01:03:37,360 --> 01:03:38,168
Bingo.
925
01:03:43,360 --> 01:03:47,206
To be honest, think it shows
on my mug that I'm straight.
926
01:03:48,200 --> 01:03:49,361
No?
927
01:03:57,600 --> 01:03:58,726
That's good.
928
01:03:59,000 --> 01:04:00,240
Can you just...
929
01:04:01,080 --> 01:04:02,081
That's perfect.
930
01:04:02,520 --> 01:04:03,521
Cool.
931
01:04:03,720 --> 01:04:04,801
OK then
932
01:04:06,240 --> 01:04:07,321
It's rolling.
933
01:04:13,360 --> 01:04:14,566
Hi, I'm Ben.
934
01:04:14,760 --> 01:04:17,570
I'm Jean-Francois.
Everyone calls me Jeff.
935
01:04:18,640 --> 01:04:20,642
- We're making...
- A film.
936
01:04:20,840 --> 01:04:22,126
A film.
937
01:04:22,880 --> 01:04:24,041
No. Cut.
938
01:04:25,280 --> 01:04:27,681
Seattle. Gotta do it in English.
939
01:04:28,120 --> 01:04:29,167
You think so?
940
01:04:30,000 --> 01:04:32,321
With the hat and in English.
941
01:04:52,480 --> 01:04:53,925
This is stupid.
942
01:04:54,360 --> 01:04:58,046
We're French, we do it in French.
We'll subtitle the beginning.
943
01:04:58,680 --> 01:05:02,207
Especially since the other part
will be more visual.
944
01:05:10,640 --> 01:05:12,642
- ??? Ben.
- ??? Jeff
945
01:05:13,960 --> 01:05:15,928
- Go on.
- No, you start
946
01:05:16,360 --> 01:05:18,124
So, we're making a film.
947
01:05:18,320 --> 01:05:21,164
But first,
we wanted to introduce ourselves.
948
01:05:22,560 --> 01:05:23,561
We 're old friends,
949
01:05:23,760 --> 01:05:25,683
we've known ear:it other for ages.
950
01:05:25,880 --> 01:05:27,484
We were at art school together
951
01:05:27,880 --> 01:05:31,885
and when we finished,
we said we'd do something together.
952
01:05:34,080 --> 01:05:36,651
But we took very different paths.
953
01:05:36,840 --> 01:05:38,888
Jeff has become a sort
954
01:05:40,080 --> 01:05:43,323
of adventurer who travels the world.
955
01:05:44,120 --> 01:05:47,522
I'm married, have a wife, a house.
All that jazz.
956
01:05:47,720 --> 01:05:49,927
He turned up two days ago.
957
01:05:51,840 --> 01:05:52,807
And here we are.
958
01:05:53,680 --> 01:05:55,011
- And so
- And so
959
01:05:55,200 --> 01:05:58,443
we heard about your festival
at a party.
960
01:05:58,640 --> 01:06:00,165
And we thought
961
01:06:01,000 --> 01:06:04,049
it would be kind of original to see
962
01:06:04,240 --> 01:06:07,722
two straight guys in action
in front of the camera.
963
01:06:07,920 --> 01:06:11,129
We were totally trashed
when we got the idea,
964
01:06:11,320 --> 01:06:14,210
but then it turned in to
a hetero macho trip.
965
01:06:14,400 --> 01:06:16,164
I'm the dude, I'll nail you.
966
01:06:16,360 --> 01:06:18,966
- No, I'll nail you.
- I'll nail you.
967
01:06:19,160 --> 01:06:21,322
But we managed to get past' that
968
01:06:21,520 --> 01:06:24,251
and here we are.
969
01:06:24,920 --> 01:06:27,127
We can '1' say we 're exactly relaxed.
970
01:06:28,080 --> 01:06:30,924
We 're actually pretty scared.
971
01:06:31,880 --> 01:06:33,723
But we said to ourselves:
972
01:06:33,920 --> 01:06:36,764
�Isn't an artist's real role
973
01:06:37,600 --> 01:06:39,329
to push limits to the extreme?�
974
01:06:39,520 --> 01:06:40,646
You bet.
975
01:06:44,520 --> 01:06:48,809
So here we are
and guess you're going to see...
976
01:06:49,200 --> 01:06:50,690
What you're going to see.
977
01:06:57,760 --> 01:06:59,683
I think it's in the can.
978
01:07:01,000 --> 01:07:02,286
I'm good if you are.
979
01:07:02,480 --> 01:07:05,006
- We can always change it later.
- Yeah.
980
01:07:05,200 --> 01:07:07,601
But it's good for now. It's good.
981
01:07:20,920 --> 01:07:23,764
I've got this funny feeling
in my gut.
982
01:07:27,440 --> 01:07:28,646
You bet.
983
01:07:29,480 --> 01:07:30,925
Let's stop yacking
984
01:07:31,120 --> 01:07:33,248
and just get to it.
985
01:07:33,960 --> 01:07:37,282
You know what?
I'll put the camera right here,
986
01:07:37,480 --> 01:07:40,848
next to the bed.
I'll count to five and we kiss.
987
01:07:41,160 --> 01:07:41,922
This is it.
988
01:07:42,680 --> 01:07:43,886
What about our tongues?
989
01:07:46,920 --> 01:07:48,490
Maybe it would be more...
990
01:07:49,520 --> 01:07:50,442
More what?
991
01:07:50,640 --> 01:07:52,005
Don't know, more...
992
01:07:52,200 --> 01:07:54,362
Whose tongue, yours or mine?
993
01:07:55,080 --> 01:07:56,047
How about both?
994
01:07:56,400 --> 01:07:58,971
We've got to stop thinking
or we'll go nuts.
995
01:07:59,160 --> 01:07:59,843
We can draw lots?
996
01:08:00,160 --> 01:08:03,448
We're not going to draw lots
over a French kiss!
997
01:08:03,640 --> 01:08:06,405
- Our tongues will improvise.
- Instinctively.
998
01:08:08,160 --> 01:08:09,161
Instinctively.
999
01:08:09,360 --> 01:08:10,691
Instinctively!
1000
01:08:13,920 --> 01:08:14,887
Hang on.
1001
01:08:26,160 --> 01:08:27,161
Wait.
1002
01:08:29,680 --> 01:08:30,408
Gotta piss.
1003
01:08:43,840 --> 01:08:45,171
Hurry UP-
1004
01:08:54,240 --> 01:08:55,287
Ready?
1005
01:08:56,840 --> 01:08:57,727
Ready?
1006
01:08:59,240 --> 01:09:00,287
Ready!
1007
01:09:02,760 --> 01:09:04,171
- Five.
- Four.
1008
01:09:04,360 --> 01:09:05,566
- Three.
- Two.
1009
01:09:06,040 --> 01:09:06,848
One.
1010
01:09:21,960 --> 01:09:23,246
That wasn't so bad.
1011
01:09:23,440 --> 01:09:26,125
- It wasn't so horrible.
- It wasn't so horrible.
1012
01:09:26,320 --> 01:09:27,481
It was awful.
1013
01:09:27,840 --> 01:09:29,001
Awful.
1014
01:09:34,800 --> 01:09:35,961
This'll be tough.
1015
01:09:36,560 --> 01:09:39,131
Agree.
We'll do it �Pretty Woman" style.
1016
01:09:39,320 --> 01:09:41,288
Agree, no kissing.
1017
01:09:41,480 --> 01:09:44,051
Kissing is too intimate,
we just need to...
1018
01:09:44,240 --> 01:09:45,924
- Charge in.
- Charge in.
1019
01:09:46,120 --> 01:09:47,610
No big deal.
1020
01:09:47,800 --> 01:09:49,040
No big deal!
1021
01:09:55,320 --> 01:09:56,890
Pure muscle. Check it out.
1022
01:09:57,080 --> 01:09:58,206
It's well hidden.
1023
01:09:58,400 --> 01:09:59,686
No big deal!
1024
01:09:59,880 --> 01:10:01,405
That's it, let's go.
1025
01:10:01,600 --> 01:10:02,886
No big deal. Socks?
1026
01:10:03,160 --> 01:10:04,446
Socks, OK.
1027
01:10:08,040 --> 01:10:10,122
We've taken a huge fuckin' step.
1028
01:10:11,600 --> 01:10:14,080
Hang on,
can make a weird suggestion?
1029
01:10:14,400 --> 01:10:15,640
- Weird?
- mean...
1030
01:10:15,840 --> 01:10:18,571
What if we just hugged each other
bare-chested?
1031
01:10:18,880 --> 01:10:22,362
You mean like if we
ran into each other at the pool.
1032
01:10:22,560 --> 01:10:24,881
- That's it.
- In our bathing suits.
1033
01:10:25,200 --> 01:10:27,726
Yeah, like we were greeting
each other.
1034
01:10:28,320 --> 01:10:32,245
Jeff! Shit, man,
haven't seen you in ages.
1035
01:10:32,440 --> 01:10:34,522
- How's it going, dude?
- How are you?
1036
01:10:34,720 --> 01:10:37,246
- Great. And you?
- You're lookin' good.
1037
01:10:37,440 --> 01:10:39,249
I'm so happy to see you.
1038
01:10:39,440 --> 01:10:42,489
- You look great.
- You too! Shit, this is wild.
1039
01:11:13,520 --> 01:11:15,522
There's one subject we've avoided.
1040
01:11:18,760 --> 01:11:19,886
Don't know.
1041
01:11:21,280 --> 01:11:22,805
Don't know what to do.
1042
01:11:26,440 --> 01:11:28,727
Maybe we should go easy
on the vodka.
1043
01:11:32,920 --> 01:11:35,082
- Viagra?
- Viagra.
1044
01:11:36,000 --> 01:11:37,525
On a Sunday night...
1045
01:11:38,480 --> 01:11:40,050
Without a prescription.
1046
01:11:44,920 --> 01:11:46,570
Don't get something.
1047
01:11:48,600 --> 01:11:50,443
There's something don't get.
1048
01:11:50,640 --> 01:11:51,607
What's that?
1049
01:11:54,040 --> 01:11:55,565
Don't turn you on?
1050
01:12:01,360 --> 01:12:03,567
Maybe if saw your thing.
1051
01:12:05,160 --> 01:12:06,764
You want to see my thing?
1052
01:12:07,360 --> 01:12:10,330
- You'll take off running.
- I'll take my chances.
1053
01:12:10,800 --> 01:12:12,882
- You want to see my thing?
- Yeah.
1054
01:12:23,080 --> 01:12:24,241
What about you?
1055
01:12:25,320 --> 01:12:26,651
You want to see mine?
1056
01:12:26,840 --> 01:12:28,046
Why not?
1057
01:12:49,760 --> 01:12:51,364
Forget the blow jobs.
1058
01:12:55,480 --> 01:12:57,084
There's Plan B.
1059
01:12:59,480 --> 01:13:01,642
One of us goes in the bathroom.
1060
01:13:02,680 --> 01:13:05,047
He... comes back hard.
1061
01:13:07,720 --> 01:13:09,449
We could try that.
1062
01:13:09,640 --> 01:13:12,530
I'm not sure I'll stay hard
when come back.
1063
01:13:14,160 --> 01:13:16,606
Hang on, when you think about it...
1064
01:13:18,720 --> 01:13:20,210
We want to make a film...
1065
01:13:21,040 --> 01:13:22,041
that's a bit...
1066
01:13:22,240 --> 01:13:24,641
A fuckin' work of art!
1067
01:13:24,840 --> 01:13:26,649
Art is so...
1068
01:13:28,320 --> 01:13:30,482
Art's a big fuckin' deal!
1069
01:13:30,680 --> 01:13:33,729
We want to have an experience,
not get it over with.
1070
01:13:33,920 --> 01:13:35,968
Not with our eyes closed.
1071
01:13:36,800 --> 01:13:37,562
Right.
1072
01:13:37,880 --> 01:13:41,248
Something we didn't think
we could do, and we did it.
1073
01:13:42,760 --> 01:13:44,569
Like bungee jumping.
1074
01:13:44,760 --> 01:13:46,489
You jump, you go for it.
1075
01:13:50,400 --> 01:13:51,970
Think they have VOD?
1076
01:13:59,440 --> 01:14:01,044
What turns you on?
1077
01:14:02,400 --> 01:14:04,084
What do you mean?
1078
01:14:04,280 --> 01:14:05,645
What gets you hard?
1079
01:14:06,520 --> 01:14:08,090
What are your fantasies?
1080
01:14:09,280 --> 01:14:11,806
Something you've never done before.
1081
01:14:16,680 --> 01:14:18,523
Dunno, lots of things.
1082
01:14:19,000 --> 01:14:20,684
All kinds of ideas.
1083
01:14:21,320 --> 01:14:22,367
Such as?
1084
01:14:30,720 --> 01:14:33,929
Dunno, a blindfold over my eyes...
1085
01:14:34,840 --> 01:14:37,241
Not knowing who I'm with, see?
1086
01:14:40,440 --> 01:14:42,283
What about bondage?
1087
01:14:44,400 --> 01:14:46,607
Maybe. It depends who with.
1088
01:14:47,400 --> 01:14:48,970
Like to be hit.
1089
01:14:52,560 --> 01:14:54,449
A good spanking gets me...
1090
01:14:56,360 --> 01:14:58,727
- Idiot!
- I'm being serious.
1091
01:14:59,960 --> 01:15:01,121
Hit me.
1092
01:15:02,840 --> 01:15:03,568
Hit you?
1093
01:15:03,880 --> 01:15:05,086
Slap my ass.
1094
01:15:06,800 --> 01:15:09,167
Go on. There's just the two of us.
1095
01:15:11,320 --> 01:15:12,606
Are you shitting me?
1096
01:15:12,800 --> 01:15:14,404
No, hit me.
1097
01:15:19,000 --> 01:15:20,525
Go on, harder.
1098
01:15:20,960 --> 01:15:21,882
Yes.
1099
01:15:25,320 --> 01:15:26,651
- Stop it!
- More.
1100
01:15:26,840 --> 01:15:28,330
- Stop it!
- Go on.
1101
01:15:29,440 --> 01:15:31,522
There, take that!
1102
01:15:31,720 --> 01:15:33,324
Stop it! What're you doing?
1103
01:15:34,280 --> 01:15:36,282
- I'm hard!
- Stop it Jeff!
1104
01:15:36,480 --> 01:15:37,686
Are you crazy? Get off.
1105
01:15:38,000 --> 01:15:38,922
I'm gonna do it.
1106
01:15:39,520 --> 01:15:41,124
What're you playing at?
1107
01:15:41,320 --> 01:15:42,651
- I'm hard.
- Get off!
1108
01:15:42,840 --> 01:15:44,922
I'm gonna do it, swear!
1109
01:15:45,120 --> 01:15:47,248
- Get off me, Jeff!
- Go on, move!
1110
01:15:47,480 --> 01:15:48,129
Fight back!
1111
01:15:48,320 --> 01:15:50,084
Stop it, you fuckin' idiot!
1112
01:15:50,280 --> 01:15:51,770
Insult me, you bitch!
1113
01:15:51,960 --> 01:15:53,644
Get off me, dammit!
1114
01:15:53,840 --> 01:15:56,081
- Take your shorts off.
- My hands are tied!
1115
01:16:00,320 --> 01:16:01,401
Don't believe it!
1116
01:16:03,920 --> 01:16:05,570
You fell for it!
1117
01:16:10,120 --> 01:16:11,610
You fuckin' hurt me.
1118
01:16:12,320 --> 01:16:13,970
Where? Let me see.
1119
01:16:15,360 --> 01:16:16,566
Want a massage?
1120
01:16:16,760 --> 01:16:17,761
Get outta my way!
1121
01:16:20,400 --> 01:16:23,483
We said we were making
a film together. Together!
1122
01:16:23,680 --> 01:16:27,844
By consent! Mutual consent!
Not a rape!
1123
01:16:29,280 --> 01:16:30,486
A rape...
1124
01:16:31,920 --> 01:16:34,924
OK, it wasn't the best way
to go about it.
1125
01:16:35,720 --> 01:16:36,687
We'll find a way.
1126
01:16:59,160 --> 01:17:01,925
Hello, I'd like to order some food.
1127
01:17:02,400 --> 01:17:04,971
Two cheeseburgers,
2 fries, and 2 Cokes.
1128
01:17:05,160 --> 01:17:06,286
Diet Coke for me.
1129
01:17:06,480 --> 01:17:08,209
No, a Diet Coke.
1130
01:17:10,080 --> 01:17:12,082
One Diet Coke and 1 regular.
1131
01:17:13,880 --> 01:17:16,121
One regular and 1 Diet Coke, yes.
1132
01:17:16,320 --> 01:17:17,321
That's it.
1133
01:17:18,640 --> 01:17:19,607
Thank you.
1134
01:17:30,400 --> 01:17:31,367
- Five.
- Four.
1135
01:17:31,560 --> 01:17:32,766
- Three.
- Two.
1136
01:17:32,960 --> 01:17:33,768
One.
1137
01:19:26,480 --> 01:19:28,608
Think I'm in deep shit with Anna.
1138
01:19:31,960 --> 01:19:33,689
I'm in deep fuckin' shit.
1139
01:19:37,240 --> 01:19:38,605
Feel pathetic.
1140
01:19:43,000 --> 01:19:45,207
I'm lucky she puts up with me.
1141
01:19:47,760 --> 01:19:48,761
She loves you.
1142
01:19:52,280 --> 01:19:53,486
She supports you.
1143
01:19:55,040 --> 01:19:57,407
She understands you, accepts you.
1144
01:20:01,560 --> 01:20:04,564
But think she might make
your life hell now.
1145
01:20:10,560 --> 01:20:11,686
I'm hot
1146
01:20:13,880 --> 01:20:15,120
I'm very hot.
1147
01:20:18,000 --> 01:20:19,161
Hot in what way?
1148
01:20:20,120 --> 01:20:22,726
I'm sweating
and my heart is pounding.
1149
01:20:24,040 --> 01:20:25,644
Want your pedometer?
1150
01:20:46,440 --> 01:20:48,044
Better get going.
1151
01:20:59,880 --> 01:21:01,370
Better go home.
1152
01:21:03,480 --> 01:21:06,768
Put things right with Anna and fast.
1153
01:21:06,960 --> 01:21:08,086
You bet.
1154
01:21:09,400 --> 01:21:10,481
Know what mean?
1155
01:21:10,680 --> 01:21:12,603
Know exactly what you mean.
1156
01:21:13,760 --> 01:21:16,730
I've always known,
sometimes even before you.
1157
01:21:33,440 --> 01:21:34,168
Come here.
1158
01:21:35,080 --> 01:21:35,967
Come on.
1159
01:21:47,960 --> 01:21:48,768
Love you, man.
1160
01:21:50,160 --> 01:21:51,286
Love you, too.
1161
01:22:07,000 --> 01:22:08,809
I'll pick you up tomorrow.
1162
01:22:10,080 --> 01:22:11,889
Don't make promises
you can't keep.
1163
01:22:17,480 --> 01:22:19,244
Sweet dreams you have.
1164
01:22:20,080 --> 01:22:21,286
Too you.
1165
01:22:47,120 --> 01:22:48,406
Hi} ??? Ben
1166
01:22:48,600 --> 01:22:50,807
I'm Jean -Francois.
Everyone calls me Jeff
1167
01:22:52,480 --> 01:22:54,403
- We're making...
- A film.
1168
01:22:54,600 --> 01:22:55,965
A film.
1169
01:22:57,720 --> 01:22:58,687
No. Cut.
1170
01:22:59,040 --> 01:23:01,850
Seattle. Gotta do it in English.
1171
01:23:02,120 --> 01:23:03,167
You think so?
1172
01:23:03,760 --> 01:23:06,491
With the hat and in English.
1173
01:23:19,040 --> 01:23:21,122
So, we're making a film.
1174
01:23:21,320 --> 01:23:24,642
But first, we wanted
to introduce ourselves.
1175
01:23:24,840 --> 01:23:29,562
We're old friends,
we've known ear:it other for ages.
1176
01:23:29,760 --> 01:23:32,286
We were at art school
together and...
1177
01:23:32,480 --> 01:23:34,642
But we took very different paths.
1178
01:23:34,840 --> 01:23:39,004
Jeff has become a sort of adventurer
who travels the world.
1179
01:23:39,640 --> 01:23:41,927
I'm married, have a wife, a house.
1180
01:23:42,120 --> 01:23:43,690
All that jazz.
1181
01:23:44,920 --> 01:23:48,163
He turned up two days ago.
And here we are.
1182
01:28:03,840 --> 01:28:06,446
Subtitles: Julie Meyer Er John Miller
1183
01:28:06,640 --> 01:28:08,688
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