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♪
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In the battleground
of the future, you'll need...
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Laser-sharp vision,
laser-fast reflexes.
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Hah! Uhh!
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And most of all,
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You'll need to know
how fire a laser!
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Pew, pew, pew, pew, pew!
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Critical damage!
Critical damage!
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Beep, beep!
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Aw, yeah-ah!
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Who's ready
for laser-pocalypse?
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That's so cool
you got a four-for-one pass.
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Yeah, laser-pocalypse
gave them to us
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After I did
that investigative piece...
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"Laser tag...
Fun game or funnest game?"
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This is gonna be so fun!
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It's been so long
since we all hung out.
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Yeah?
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Let me guess... you forgot.
Forgot what?
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Your brother's
fifth-degree judo ceremony!
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Tae Kwon do, sherm.
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Whatever!
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Oh, is that tonight?
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Don't you use
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The "was that tonight?"
Excuse on me.
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I taught you that!
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Now, look! If I got to be here,
you got to be here!
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All right, all right!
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Your dad?
Tell him I said hi.
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Eileen says hi.
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Hi, Eileen!
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Hi, Eileen!
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Hi, Eileen! Hi, Eileen! Hi, Eileen!
Hi, Eileen!
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Ugh!
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I got to go to don's
tae Kwon dumb thing tonight
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For his stupid black belt.
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Oh, that's right.
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I embroidered this celebratory
headband for him.
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I still think
it could use more dragons.
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Come on, rigby. Don't want
to keep sherm waiting.
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Uggggh!
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Rigby, can I talk to you
for a sec?
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Dude! What the heck?
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You can't leave me alone
with Margaret.
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It's fine. You're just
hanging out as friends.
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Yeah, but I don't know if
she's gonna be cool with that.
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Are you okay
being alone with mordecai?
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I think so.
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We haven't hung out by ourselves
in a while, so...
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So...?
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Hey, whatever happens, happens.
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Well, either way...
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Be strong.
Be strong.
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This is familiar, right?
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Yeah, last time
we were at the movies together,
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We were...
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But tonight, we're friends
on a fun night out.
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Right.
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Margaret Smith reporting live
on location of a fun night out.
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Uh... No cameras.
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Okay, let's see
what we got here.
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Hmm.
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Hmm.
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Ooh! I've heard good things
about "lovey shovey."
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Euhhhhhh.
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How about... That one?
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"Carter and Briggs."
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The violencetown files"?
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All right.
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Yo!
Got some popcorn.
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Nice!
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It's starting.
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Carter... Briggs... 7!
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Heavily armed!
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Whoo!
Yes!
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Yeah! All right!
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Wha-uh?
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Sorry, everybody.
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Our print
of "Carter and Briggs 7"
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Has just spontaneously
combusted.
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So, in its place, we will screen
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"The heart shaped badge."
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Enjoy!
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Ooh! I've never seen
this one.
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Ah. Vacation.
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No crime, no guns.
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Briggs, there goes
that cute waitress again.
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Ohhhhhhhhhhhh.
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Don't worry, Carter.
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Over the next 3 1/2 hours,
I'll help you get with her.
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She definitely still likes you.
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All you got to do
is give her a sign.
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You know,
I think I've seen this one.
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Let's go.
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O... Kay.
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Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
Nothing romantic here.
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Bunch of dudes driving fast,
gas fumes, noisy engines.
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What's that?
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Exactly.
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Ladies and gentlemen,
if I could have your attention.
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Tonight ain't just any night
here at kartin' safari,
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'Cause tonight's
my 15-year anniversary
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To my beautiful Mary-Lee.
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Ain't nobody make my engine rev
like you, darlin'.
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I love you, baby!
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I love you, Wayne!
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In honor
of this blessed occasion,
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For the rest of the night,
it'll be laps fer lovers.
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So strap in and snuggle up.
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Uh, I don't know.
It looks pretty tight.
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I call driver's seat!
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Your turn, stringbean.
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Come on, mordecai.
Let's hit the track.
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Oh!
Now, don't be shy.
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She won't bite!
Aah!
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Go ahead, now.
Scooch together.
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Maybe try
putting your arm around him?
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Like this?
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Now pull his leg in.
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Uh... I need to go
to the bathroom.
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Yeah! Take him down!
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Now, there's a son
I can be proud of!
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Yeah?
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