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You guys haven't seen
blargh. Avi yet?
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We're watching it.
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Go!
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Blargh!
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Nailed ya!
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We were using the computer
for business purposes.
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You don't think I know about
funny video Fridays, but I know.
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Oh-ho, you're gonna get
such a write-up.
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Quick, put something on
Benson will like.
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Wha?
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It's a cat video, Benson.
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Cat... Video?
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Here's another one.
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Rowr.
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Whoa.
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When did they start
making these?
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A long time ago, Benson.
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There's millions of them.
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People just put up videos
of their cats
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On the Internet?
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That's right, man.
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So just sit down for an hour
or two and catch up.
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I love cats.
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So, all I do
is click on these cats?
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Yep. Focus on the cats
and not on the write-ups.
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Write... wha?
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Exactly.
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Sorry, sorry. I know I'm late
to the morning meeting.
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Don't sweat it.
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Benson isn't even here yet.
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That's weird.
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Yeah, he's never late.
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Did you stay up all night
watching cat videos?
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Sure did.
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Did you know there are
Internet cat celebrities?
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There's fat cat, rata tat cat,
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And mari, the Japanese cat
that likes boxes.
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But my person fave
is curmudgeon cat.
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Ugh.
Piece of junk.
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I've got to get a new phone.
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Uhhhh...
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Uh, Benson,
we need our assignments.
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Oh, right. Pops,
you're in charge for the day.
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I'm assigning you all
old-timey dances.
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This is bad.
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And mordecai and rigby
are responsible.
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What are you talking about?
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You got Benson into cat videos.
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You get him out.
Those are the rules.
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Hey, I got an idea.
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Let's just wait
until Benson snaps out of it.
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My legs feel like wet noodles.
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We better go check up on him.
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Come on, curmudgeon cat,
eat your food.
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Hey, that's my food!
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Mcfluffin,
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I'm trying to watch a video
about cats.
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Hey.
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I wasn't done with that.
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Now, where were we?
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Aww, he thinks he's people.
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Have you ever dreamed
of meeting curmudgeon cat?
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Hi, I'm cat Masterson,
auteur director
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And visionary behind
such classic cat videos
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As "I hate weekdays,"
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"Curmudgeon capers,"
and "kitty kitty bang bang."
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Well, if you "feline" meeting
curmudgeon cat in person,
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Then come on down
to Masterson studios
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To attend a live taping
of his next video.
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You here for the live taping?
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Yes, I am, Mr. Masterson.
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I'm a big fan.
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Big, big, big, big,
really big fan.
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I like your manic,
sweaty energy.
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Right this way.
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Now, first we got to get you
suited up in, uh...
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In your viewing suit.
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What's this?
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Standard industry practice.
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Okay.
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Ooh, that's good.
Nice, snug fit.
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Now let's get this show
on the road.
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You know, I got to ask...
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In "ball of yarn" at 2:38,
curmu... wait.
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Why is it all dark in there?
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Standard industry practice.
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Wha...
Where's curmudgeon cat?
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Huh?
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Go ahead, lil Benny.
Play with your toy.
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I... I don't think
I'm comfortable with this.
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Ugh. Do we have a diva
on our hands here?
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I think we have a diva.
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- Unh.
- Bat the mouse!
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- Unh.
- Bat the mouse!!
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Yes, yes.
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Benson?
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Hey, man, we got wings.
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This isn't good.
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Then come on down
to Masterson studios
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To attend a live taping
of his next video.
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Let's go.
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Hey, we're looking
for our friend, Benson.
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Sweaty guy, looks like
he hasn't slept in a few days.
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One moment.
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Security!
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00:09:22,295 --> 00:09:25,163
Aah!
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Wakey, wakey.
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Huh?
Where are we?
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Dude, are we
in ping pong factory?
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Welcome to my studio.
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What'd you do with Benson?
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Benson?
I made him a star.
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You see, for years, I tried
using real cats in my videos,
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But they always fell short
of my vision.
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I mean, have you ever tried
to direct a cat?
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It almost made me lose my mind!
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So instead
I built this highly advanced
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Visual effects studio that
allows actors to play the cats.
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So curmudgeon cat's
some guy in a suit?
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Precisely.
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Here's the real curmudgeon cat,
122
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A.K.A. Randall Tate.
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Ew.
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Unfortunately, he died
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While filming his latest video,
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"Trapeze kitty."
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They say cats
always land on their feet.
128
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But overweight middle-age men,
not so much.
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So now I need to find
some new stars,
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