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- What's cooking?
- My mother's recipe...
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- guinea-pig pie.
- Smells good.
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You just accept that? It's pecan.
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How cuckoo do you think my country is?
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It's come to this...
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"What's cooking" and "smells good"
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gets me in trouble?
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Mom, you're already
cooking for tomorrow?
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Don't make a big deal.
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My baby's graduating.
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He won the award for
Integrity and Character.
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"No absents, no tardies,
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"respectful to students
and teachers alike."
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My school had an award like
that, but instead of a sash,
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that kid got a punch in the mouth.
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Proud of you, though.
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Why do all your stories
involve a punch in the face,
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a shifty European, or a broad
who's been around the block?
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That reminds me of when I had
to rough up this Italian kid
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because he didn't want
me dating his sister.
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She was no nun!
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Jay, can you please
take care of the steaks?
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Sure. On the eve of your big day,
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we're celebrating with rib eyes,
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and you and I are gonna
have our first scotch.
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- Really?!
- Yeah.
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I've been waiting to
open a special bottle.
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Huh. Looks like the mice got into it.
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Hello, hello?! Where's my son?
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- Dad!
- Ha ha ha!
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What, did he hop the gate?
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You came!
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- I said I'd come.
- I know, but you came!
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How could I miss it?
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Manny, the first member of my family
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- to ever graduate from high school.
- Wait a minute.
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Don't you have a brother in Colombia
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- who's a doctor?
- Yes.
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He just does orthopedic
surgery, no brain or heart.
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Think of it... tomorrow,
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I will watch you stride
across the stage with a sash,
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like a rebel's bandolier
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telling the world "No
absents, no tardies."
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Manny and I were gonna grill some steaks
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and drink some, um, beers.
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Thank you, Jay, but if
it's all right with you,
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I would like to take Manny out
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for a special father-son celebration.
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- Is that okay?
- Ah, sure. I mean, he...
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made the effort to come.
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Didn't have time to button
his shirt all the way up.
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But... go ahead.
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Perfect! The night begins.
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But first... here.
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(spritzing)
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Walk through this.
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(chuckles)
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I know that smells terrible,
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but I've never seen that
man get a mosquito bite.
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(singsong voice) There
he is... the graduate.
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I have one word for
you, Luke... plastics.
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(normal voice) I don't think
he knows that movie, honey.
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Mrs. Dunphy, you're trying to seduce me.
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Okay, let's just give
him the gift, all right?
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Okay, but first, gather
around, everybody!
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Riddle me this...
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What has two hands, is wound
tight, and has a lot of ticks?
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Alex?
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- (laughs)
- Good guess, but no.
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This was made in Switzerland,
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not in the Disneyland Hotel.
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Awesome! A watch!
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We wanted to give it to you early
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so you could wear it
to graduation today.
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Yeah. It's shockproof.
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Oh, good. You can show it your grades.
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- I love it.
- What time is it?
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(voice breaking) Time for my
little man to go out in the world
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and make his mark
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- like the tiny trouper he used to be.
- (sighs)
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Hold on. I'll be right back.
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I remember when he was so small,
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we'd give him a bath in the sink.
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Here we go.
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Dad, we really got to
talk about the crying.
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When we graduated, you were a
mess, and it was humiliating.
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Showing emotion is part
of being a sexy modern man.
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Ask anyone who was raised on Alan Alda.
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I don't think we have
to worry about him going
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anywhere anytime soon.
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He just installed a mini fridge
and a hammock in his room.
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Mom, Dad, you did all the hard work
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getting me through high school.
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You deserve a gift.
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But what do you get
the Cadillac of parents?
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A Rolls-Royce.
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Oh, my goodness!
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How did you afford that?
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- It was only $2,000.
- Huh.
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Judge Thompson, from the club,
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- got me into a police auction.
- Huh.
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If I had 40 more dollars,
you'd be looking at a speedboat.
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So, what do you think?
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It's... it's wow.
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- Right?!
- I loved the macaroni necklace
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he made me in first grade,
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and I even used the perfume
he gave me in fifth grade,
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but this car is so gaudy.
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People are gonna think I played
for the Knicks in the '70s.
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It's the most beautiful gesture
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- I have ever seen.
- (car door opens)
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It's 100% class.
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Hey, Mom, didn't you say
you had some errands to run?
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Oh. I... in a little while.
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Uh, yeah. But... um,
gosh, it's got fur. Wow.
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It's like driving a lion.
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Hey, before you go, give us a honk.
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All right.
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(horn honks to the tune
of "We're in the Money")
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The horn doesn't help, does it?
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♪ ♪
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So, I've narrowed it down to
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Swiss Coffee and Whispering White.
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But I can't decide
between matte or satin.
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I thought we landed on Eggshell.
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We decided against Eggshell.
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W-why don't we just sell the house?
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Why don't we just
paint the floor Eggshell
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- since that's what I'm walking on.
- Okay.
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- I forgot to give this to you.
- Oh, thank you.
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- Have a good day at school, sweetie.
- Bye, sweetie.
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It's fourth grade. We're
all just treading water.
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What is it?
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Ah, well, it's... it's
from the principal's office.
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- Is she in trouble?
- (door closes)
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No! She's... smart.
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- She is?
- That's what it says.
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Are you sure it's not for Lily Rosen?
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You were at that science fair.
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She brought that frog back to life!
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This is for our Lily.
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T-they're suggesting
that she skip fifth grade
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and go right into
middle school next year.
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"Lily is testing far
above her grade level...
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- What?
- "... and we feel she would benefit
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"from a more challenging curriculum."
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- (laughs)
- Huh.
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I know! All these years we
thought that she was, uh...
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- God, what's the word?
- Different?
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Peculiar?
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Odd?
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- Mean?
- So many words. But...
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she was just really smart.
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Holed up in her room every
day after school, she wasn't...
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- Plotting to kill us?
- I was gonna say daydreaming.
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They... they want us to tour
the school today if possible.
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- This is so exciting.
- I know.
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- Our little baby's a genius!
- (doorbell rings)
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You know, um, I also skipped a grade.
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I'm not saying I was a genius, but...
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Good, because we're getting
along so well right now.
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- Oh, hi.
- Hi.
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- Hey. Mwah!
- Hey.
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- Here you go. Yeah.
- Thanks so much.
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- Hey, guess what.
- They want Lily to skip fifth grade.
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Traditionally, the person
who says "guess what"
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also gets to say the what.
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Wait a second. Lily's smart?
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- Look.
- I mean, there's proof of that?
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- Yeah. Right there.
- Yes.
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Huh. They asked Alex
to skip a grade, too...
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- It's not a competition, Claire.
- ... but we felt...
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that it would be too much stress
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to have her with kids so much older.
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- Good for Lily!
- Yeah.
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I just always thought
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she was, you know...
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- So did we. Yeah.
- Us too. Yeah.
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- How was your big night with Javier?
- (groans)
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I overindulged.
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- Booze or burgers?
- Booze.
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I drank so much, I
had an angry slap fight
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- with what turned out to be a mirror.
- (chuckles)
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Gloria: Do I hear my Manny?!
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When you're hungover,
it's like a car alarm.
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Ay. iHola, papi!
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Happy graduation day!
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(party horn blowing, laughs)
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That's delightful.
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I need your sash and your gown.
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So that I can press it.
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I don't want anyone looking wrinkly.
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(chuckles)
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I don't mean you, but it's
fun that you're right there.
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I, uh, left them at
school. I'll run over there.
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Mama, I have a stomachache.
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And my ankle is broken.
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(gasps) And you can walk
with your broken ankle?
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I had a cousin got out
of Vietnam that way.
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Whenever Manny's getting
a lot of attention,
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Joe gets very needy...
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"my head," "my arm."
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In Colombia, we say,
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"If it's not bleeding,
shut your guinea-pig hole."
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We actually do eat guinea pig.
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(beep)
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Call me back, Dad! It's an emergency!
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What's wrong?
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I kind of misplaced my
cap and gown and sash.
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Maybe they're at that strip
club you went to last night.
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Shh! How did you know?
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- It's all over your face.
- My shame?
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- Glitter.
- Ohh.
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Tell me what happened.
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We picked up my graduation
stuff on the way, and...
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I don't know. I guess the
tassel got my dad thinking.
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Why didn't you leave them in the car?
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I didn't want them to get stolen.
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And I may have taken it out
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to impress a certain Chyna with a "Y."
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I think she really liked me.
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I'm not gonna spoil that one for ya.
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I graduate in five hours!
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We'll get you another cap and gown.
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That sash has been worn by
every honoree for decades.
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I'm not gonna be the one to lose it
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after it's survived earthquakes and wars
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and the lunchroom gravy fire of '64!
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Fine. Where is this place?
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I don't know! I remember there
was a lot of brass and mirrors
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and loud '80s music.
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Well, that narrows it down.
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Wait. Uh, it was by the airport.
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All right. We'll find it. I'll take you.
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Don't worry. It'll be our little secret.
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Thank you, Jay.
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(sighs)
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What happened to him?
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I'm back.
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We need to talk to you. Sit down.
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- What's going on?
- Don't say anything.
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- Just watch.
- (tender music plays)
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Baby pictures of Luke?
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More than baby pictures.
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You're gonna watch Luke
grow up to sappy music.
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Why are you doing this?
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To get all the crying out of your system
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so you don't melt
down at the graduation.
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It's like when you drink too much
251
00:08:17,687 --> 00:08:19,097
and your friends get you super-wasted
252
00:08:19,122 --> 00:08:21,284
so you never drink again
for the rest of the week.
253
00:08:21,309 --> 00:08:23,675
(voice breaking) It's the
first time he saw snow.
254
00:08:23,759 --> 00:08:25,504
Oh, here, Dad.
255
00:08:25,529 --> 00:08:27,261
Thank you.
256
00:08:27,633 --> 00:08:30,065
(crying) His baby blanket?!
257
00:08:30,090 --> 00:08:31,394
Why?!
258
00:08:31,419 --> 00:08:33,878
(sobs)
259
00:08:35,870 --> 00:08:38,070
Hey, nice car, Grey Gardens!
260
00:08:38,073 --> 00:08:40,557
It was a gift from my son!
261
00:08:41,700 --> 00:08:42,942
Ugh.
262
00:08:45,680 --> 00:08:47,331
What the hell?
263
00:08:47,985 --> 00:08:49,745
(sighs)
264
00:08:51,893 --> 00:08:53,901
(tapping on glass)
265
00:08:57,867 --> 00:08:59,691
(muffled) Rawrrr!
266
00:08:59,693 --> 00:09:01,826
You call that a tiger?
267
00:09:01,828 --> 00:09:05,796
R-a-a-a-awrrr!
268
00:09:05,821 --> 00:09:07,115
_
269
00:09:07,140 --> 00:09:08,286
And we're very proud
270
00:09:08,311 --> 00:09:10,234
of our state-of-the-art computer lab.
271
00:09:10,259 --> 00:09:12,780
It's so weird... every time
I step into a middle school,
272
00:09:12,805 --> 00:09:14,971
I feel like I'm 14 (shudders) ag-a-in.
273
00:09:14,974 --> 00:09:17,575
That... was on me. He
wasn't gonna do anything.
274
00:09:17,576 --> 00:09:19,912
- How much is his therapy costing again?
- (sighs)
275
00:09:19,937 --> 00:09:21,812
We used to think that was snark.
276
00:09:21,814 --> 00:09:23,347
- Now we know it's wit.
- Yeah.
277
00:09:23,349 --> 00:09:25,648
Uh, Mr. Peterson, we
just want to be certain
278
00:09:25,673 --> 00:09:27,939
that this environment's
the right fit for Lily.
279
00:09:27,964 --> 00:09:29,430
We have a lot of experience
280
00:09:29,455 --> 00:09:31,316
dealing with accelerated students.
281
00:09:31,341 --> 00:09:33,222
But if Lily really is gifted,
282
00:09:33,247 --> 00:09:35,644
then maybe there's another
path... private schools.
283
00:09:35,669 --> 00:09:39,039
Although, I do love the
diversity of a public school.
284
00:09:39,064 --> 00:09:40,714
- On the other hand, I do wonder...
- Okay, you know what?
285
00:09:40,739 --> 00:09:43,105
We're just deciding if
she's gonna skip a grade.
286
00:09:43,130 --> 00:09:44,977
We're not charting out the
next 20 years of her life.
287
00:09:45,002 --> 00:09:46,801
Well, no, choices have consequences.
288
00:09:46,803 --> 00:09:48,058
If we don't do this right,
289
00:09:48,083 --> 00:09:50,349
she could lose all interest
in school and drop out,
290
00:09:50,374 --> 00:09:51,973
and the next thing you
know, we're supporting her
291
00:09:51,975 --> 00:09:53,783
and her deadbeat boyfriend
and our savings are drained,
292
00:09:53,808 --> 00:09:54,989
and then we have to sell the house!
293
00:09:55,014 --> 00:09:56,350
Okay, why do all your
meltdowns have to do
294
00:09:56,375 --> 00:09:57,991
- with us selling the house?
- I'm just saying...
295
00:09:58,016 --> 00:09:59,999
- We're gonna give you guys a minute.
- Okay.
296
00:10:00,024 --> 00:10:02,319
Lily, do you want to
see the computer lab?
297
00:10:02,344 --> 00:10:05,586
This feels like a good time
to tell you I'm adopted.
298
00:10:05,588 --> 00:10:06,915
Maybe Claire's right.
299
00:10:06,940 --> 00:10:08,839
Maybe it's too much pressure
for her to skip a grade.
300
00:10:08,864 --> 00:10:10,902
I did it, and I'm fine.
301
00:10:10,927 --> 00:10:12,326
Uh-huh.
302
00:10:13,200 --> 00:10:15,733
I'm sorry. Um... Hey,
w-what does "uh-huh" mean?
303
00:10:15,758 --> 00:10:17,508
Well, perhaps you're not the...
304
00:10:17,533 --> 00:10:19,765
best advertisement for skipping a grade.
305
00:10:19,790 --> 00:10:22,569
So, wait. You're afraid
Lily's gonna turn out like me?
306
00:10:22,571 --> 00:10:24,609
I'm just saying that
maybe you skipping a grade
307
00:10:24,634 --> 00:10:25,789
put too much pressure on you,
308
00:10:25,814 --> 00:10:28,139
and it exacerbated your
neurotic tendencies,
309
00:10:28,164 --> 00:10:31,123
and now you can't even
make a tiny, little decision
310
00:10:31,148 --> 00:10:33,823
about, you know... paint.
311
00:10:33,848 --> 00:10:35,086
Wow!
312
00:10:35,111 --> 00:10:36,682
I can...
313
00:10:37,265 --> 00:10:39,551
Y-you... I don't have to just st...
314
00:10:39,554 --> 00:10:42,020
Oh, you think you are so s...
315
00:10:42,022 --> 00:10:44,055
You can't decide how
to storm off, can you?
316
00:10:44,058 --> 00:10:46,078
(exhales sharply) I am...
317
00:10:47,351 --> 00:10:48,375
(somber music plays)
318
00:10:48,400 --> 00:10:50,258
(crying) Luke's first haircut.
319
00:10:50,520 --> 00:10:52,508
He gave me bangs.
320
00:10:53,703 --> 00:10:55,099
- Well, that's it.
- (music shuts off)
321
00:10:55,102 --> 00:10:57,115
Hopefully you're all cried out.
322
00:10:57,140 --> 00:10:59,604
You remember when he hid that
mouse trap under the pillow
323
00:10:59,606 --> 00:11:01,506
to catch the tooth fairy?
324
00:11:01,531 --> 00:11:02,570
(sobs)
325
00:11:02,595 --> 00:11:04,711
Dad, we got to start getting
ready for the graduation.
326
00:11:04,736 --> 00:11:07,270
Yeah, so maybe splash some
cold water on your face
327
00:11:07,295 --> 00:11:08,351
and wrap it up.
328
00:11:08,376 --> 00:11:11,313
Do you guys remember that
"Luke Loves Daddy" rap?
329
00:11:11,907 --> 00:11:13,372
(rapping) ♪ My name is Luke Dunphy ♪
330
00:11:13,397 --> 00:11:15,463
♪ And I'm here to say ♪
331
00:11:15,488 --> 00:11:17,120
♪ I love Daddy ♪
332
00:11:17,123 --> 00:11:18,455
(sobs)
333
00:11:18,457 --> 00:11:20,056
I thought you said he'd
be cried out by now.
334
00:11:20,058 --> 00:11:22,025
Dad, please, you really got to stop.
335
00:11:22,027 --> 00:11:25,008
That's what he said when
I was the tickle monster!
336
00:11:25,033 --> 00:11:26,032
(sobbing loudly)
337
00:11:26,057 --> 00:11:27,383
Ohh!
338
00:11:27,408 --> 00:11:28,454
(sobbing continues)
339
00:11:29,227 --> 00:11:31,492
Mama, now my tooth hurts.
340
00:11:31,517 --> 00:11:34,169
Well, I guess you can't have cake today.
341
00:11:34,172 --> 00:11:36,305
What if it's my leg?
342
00:11:36,307 --> 00:11:38,727
Claire, I guess I'm
picking up the cake myself,
343
00:11:38,752 --> 00:11:41,486
because you didn't answer my messages.
344
00:11:45,196 --> 00:11:46,981
Claire: Grawr!
345
00:11:46,983 --> 00:11:48,985
Gr-a-a-awr!
346
00:11:49,016 --> 00:11:52,987
Hey, Claire, are you
having fun at the Gym Town?
347
00:11:52,989 --> 00:11:54,586
As a matter of fact, I am.
348
00:11:54,611 --> 00:11:57,679
This is my new friend, Charlie.
349
00:11:57,704 --> 00:12:00,563
He loves dinosaurs, and tomorrow
we're both gonna have pink eye.
350
00:12:00,588 --> 00:12:02,128
Hi, Charlie!
351
00:12:02,131 --> 00:12:03,633
Can you go and find the negligent adult
352
00:12:03,658 --> 00:12:04,857
that brought you here?
353
00:12:04,882 --> 00:12:06,601
Oh, do you have to go so soon?
354
00:12:06,626 --> 00:12:08,328
He smells so good!
355
00:12:08,353 --> 00:12:11,214
Yeah, you're like two
sniffs away from a felony.
356
00:12:11,240 --> 00:12:12,639
(sighs)
357
00:12:12,642 --> 00:12:14,040
What is going on?
358
00:12:14,043 --> 00:12:15,844
I gave Phil such a hard time
359
00:12:15,869 --> 00:12:18,087
for being too emotional
about Luke's graduation,
360
00:12:18,112 --> 00:12:21,848
but I think it's hitting me
more than I want to admit.
361
00:12:21,849 --> 00:12:23,616
I know. It happens so fast.
362
00:12:23,618 --> 00:12:25,651
Luke used to love coming here.
363
00:12:25,654 --> 00:12:28,164
Today he gave us a Rolls-Royce.
364
00:12:28,189 --> 00:12:29,726
The one outside is yours?
365
00:12:29,751 --> 00:12:31,217
I thought I was gonna be able
366
00:12:31,242 --> 00:12:33,341
to meet Mr. Burt Reynolds!
367
00:12:33,366 --> 00:12:37,100
You're lucky. When Manny
goes, you still have Joe.
368
00:12:37,125 --> 00:12:39,664
Yeah, but it doesn't
make it hurt any less.
369
00:12:39,667 --> 00:12:41,132
We just have face it...
370
00:12:41,134 --> 00:12:43,502
They're not boys anymore. They're men.
371
00:12:43,504 --> 00:12:45,871
Luke has a job, and he's dating.
372
00:12:45,872 --> 00:12:48,673
He can serve on a jury.
God, that's terrifying.
373
00:12:48,676 --> 00:12:52,075
I know. Manny ditched us
last night to go drinking.
374
00:12:52,078 --> 00:12:54,177
He thinks I don't know, but I know.
375
00:12:54,180 --> 00:12:56,773
He smelled like a sweaty peppermint.
376
00:12:56,798 --> 00:13:00,164
I saw the pictures that he
texted Luke from the strip club.
377
00:13:01,000 --> 00:13:02,586
Is that where Javier took him?
378
00:13:02,589 --> 00:13:05,039
Oh. You did not know that. I'm sorry.
379
00:13:05,064 --> 00:13:08,492
But it... it looked like one
of the classier establishments.
380
00:13:08,517 --> 00:13:11,093
The girl that was sitting on
Manny's lap had on a really cute top,
381
00:13:11,096 --> 00:13:13,156
at... at least in the first picture.
382
00:13:13,181 --> 00:13:14,874
The one time that I thought
383
00:13:14,899 --> 00:13:16,733
that he was going to be a good father,
384
00:13:16,735 --> 00:13:18,725
and he teaches Manny how to be a dog!
385
00:13:18,750 --> 00:13:19,916
I'm gonna kill him!
386
00:13:19,941 --> 00:13:21,100
Hey, look at me!
387
00:13:21,125 --> 00:13:23,684
I'm about to talk to a stranger!
388
00:13:23,709 --> 00:13:25,507
(exhales sharply)
389
00:13:25,509 --> 00:13:27,506
(slow rock music plays)
390
00:13:27,531 --> 00:13:30,011
Oh, yes. This is it. This is the one.
391
00:13:30,013 --> 00:13:32,347
Ugh. It wasn't this
depressing last night.
392
00:13:32,350 --> 00:13:33,916
The lunch scene in a strip joint
393
00:13:33,917 --> 00:13:36,852
is like a refugee camp with less hope.
394
00:13:36,854 --> 00:13:38,186
Excuse me.
395
00:13:38,188 --> 00:13:39,888
Uh, my friend left
396
00:13:39,890 --> 00:13:41,878
some personal belongings
here last night.
397
00:13:41,903 --> 00:13:43,566
Anything left behind...
398
00:13:43,591 --> 00:13:45,894
- goes in the lost and found.
- There we go. Thank you.
399
00:13:45,919 --> 00:13:48,885
There's a jacket... glasses...
400
00:13:50,500 --> 00:13:52,174
hairpiece, I hope...
401
00:13:52,199 --> 00:13:54,174
- What about my stuff?!
- Nope.
402
00:13:54,345 --> 00:13:56,565
There's a lot of wedding
rings in here, though.
403
00:13:56,590 --> 00:13:58,056
Sir, we're in a big hurry.
404
00:13:58,081 --> 00:13:59,813
Have you seen a cap and gown and sash?
405
00:13:59,838 --> 00:14:02,472
Man: Gentlemen, put your
hands together for...
406
00:14:02,497 --> 00:14:05,619
Val the Dictorian!
407
00:14:06,114 --> 00:14:08,915
(electronica version of "Pomp
and Circumstance" plays)
408
00:14:12,187 --> 00:14:15,021
She definitely looks
like she knows stuff.
409
00:14:15,023 --> 00:14:16,822
(sighs)
410
00:14:18,164 --> 00:14:19,617
Credit where credit is due.
411
00:14:19,642 --> 00:14:22,574
She put together a pretty
solid act in very little time.
412
00:14:22,599 --> 00:14:24,320
Can you just please help
me get my stuff back?
413
00:14:24,345 --> 00:14:25,367
Miss?
414
00:14:26,052 --> 00:14:27,160
Miss?
415
00:14:27,960 --> 00:14:29,014
Val?
416
00:14:29,039 --> 00:14:30,572
Hi. Heh. Here's the thing.
417
00:14:30,573 --> 00:14:32,006
The gown, everything...
418
00:14:32,009 --> 00:14:33,808
He actually left them here last night.
419
00:14:33,810 --> 00:14:35,984
Manny: I was having a
tête-à-tête with Chyna.
420
00:14:36,009 --> 00:14:38,379
She probably mentioned me.
Hope I didn't lead her on.
421
00:14:38,382 --> 00:14:40,181
See, I'm going to college soon, and I...
422
00:14:40,183 --> 00:14:41,632
and I don't want any loose ends.
423
00:14:41,657 --> 00:14:42,953
I'm in the middle of my act.
424
00:14:42,978 --> 00:14:44,577
Sure, but the thing is
he's got to get it back,
425
00:14:44,602 --> 00:14:47,718
so if you could strip a
little more in our direction...
426
00:14:49,961 --> 00:14:51,760
I'm such a screw-up.
427
00:14:54,298 --> 00:14:55,995
Huh. "Integrity."
428
00:14:55,998 --> 00:14:59,134
It should say "Perverted
Schnapps Maniac."
429
00:14:59,580 --> 00:15:01,142
(sniffs) Oh, God.
430
00:15:01,167 --> 00:15:03,455
It smells like Miss Dictorian's perfume.
431
00:15:04,314 --> 00:15:06,720
I can't wear this. I'm a fraud.
432
00:15:06,745 --> 00:15:09,994
No absents? Oh, I've got
one big absent... my soul.
433
00:15:10,019 --> 00:15:12,811
Manny, you've spent your whole
life trying to be perfect,
434
00:15:12,813 --> 00:15:14,916
and this is throwing you
for a loop... I get it.
435
00:15:14,941 --> 00:15:16,981
But if you just look around this room,
436
00:15:16,983 --> 00:15:20,298
you'll realize people make mistakes.
437
00:15:22,763 --> 00:15:24,856
You could do way worse
than you did last night,
438
00:15:24,858 --> 00:15:26,491
and it ain't gonna change a thing.
439
00:15:26,493 --> 00:15:30,122
So my advice... try to be
a little easier on yourself.
440
00:15:30,778 --> 00:15:31,912
(man wolf-whistling)
441
00:15:31,937 --> 00:15:33,497
Thanks, Jay.
442
00:15:33,499 --> 00:15:35,724
Oh, God, there's Chyna.
443
00:15:35,983 --> 00:15:37,516
Pretending to ignore me!
444
00:15:37,541 --> 00:15:39,896
She's as transparent as her pumps.
445
00:15:41,955 --> 00:15:44,890
- (applause)
- James Earl Carter.
446
00:15:45,738 --> 00:15:47,571
Have you seen my booboo?
447
00:15:47,613 --> 00:15:50,147
Ohh! Poor baby! Mwah.
448
00:15:50,148 --> 00:15:53,048
Vice principal: Nicole Ingrid Cortez.
449
00:15:53,051 --> 00:15:55,785
(applause)
450
00:15:55,974 --> 00:15:59,789
Can you please move over?
I have to kill someone.
451
00:15:59,791 --> 00:16:01,924
Vice principal: Charles Mark Coleson.
452
00:16:02,146 --> 00:16:03,993
I hope that you had fun last night.
453
00:16:03,995 --> 00:16:06,128
Oh, I did. It was a magical time.
454
00:16:06,131 --> 00:16:07,929
- Lucy Coleson.
- I can't believe that you...
455
00:16:07,931 --> 00:16:10,331
Me either. Look at
our son over there, eh?
456
00:16:10,356 --> 00:16:12,334
- He's perfect.
- Yeah, and then you come along
457
00:16:12,336 --> 00:16:14,135
- and you expose him to all this...
- Me?
458
00:16:14,138 --> 00:16:16,971
It was you who exposed him
to so many amazing things.
459
00:16:16,974 --> 00:16:19,535
You raised him to be a
wonderful man without my help.
460
00:16:19,560 --> 00:16:22,143
Every single thing that is good
about him is because of you.
461
00:16:22,146 --> 00:16:23,244
- Henry Coruthers.
- I'm sorry?
462
00:16:23,247 --> 00:16:26,314
I'm sorry. Thank you for
being the finest mother to our son.
463
00:16:26,316 --> 00:16:27,668
Hmm?
464
00:16:27,693 --> 00:16:30,176
Damn it. You're welcome.
465
00:16:30,201 --> 00:16:31,699
I'm sorry about earlier.
466
00:16:31,724 --> 00:16:33,598
It's not that I don't
want Lily to be like you...
467
00:16:33,623 --> 00:16:35,534
No, no. Hey. You're right, okay?
468
00:16:35,567 --> 00:16:36,746
I'm an indecisive mess.
469
00:16:36,809 --> 00:16:38,416
Of course I don't want that for her.
470
00:16:38,441 --> 00:16:40,871
And for the record, I don't
want her to be like me, either.
471
00:16:40,896 --> 00:16:42,562
- Ohh!
- It's not like I'm exactly an overachiever.
472
00:16:42,587 --> 00:16:44,174
That's true.
473
00:16:44,199 --> 00:16:45,698
Yeah, you jumped on
that one pretty quick.
474
00:16:45,723 --> 00:16:47,487
If you care about what I think...
475
00:16:47,512 --> 00:16:48,868
- ... I want to skip.
- Vice principal: Jacob Marcus Dalton.
476
00:16:48,893 --> 00:16:51,355
Are you sure, sweetie?
Because it's a lot of pressure.
477
00:16:51,380 --> 00:16:53,683
- I can handle it.
- But what about all your friends?
478
00:16:53,708 --> 00:16:55,508
- I mean, look at... look at these kids.
- Vice principal: Phillip Thomas Darrow.
479
00:16:55,511 --> 00:16:57,711
A lot of them have known
each other since kindergarten.
480
00:16:57,712 --> 00:17:00,979
I'll make new friends.
Kids really like me.
481
00:17:00,981 --> 00:17:03,482
So... she's popular?
482
00:17:03,484 --> 00:17:04,950
Vice principal: Brittany Willa Darrow.
483
00:17:04,952 --> 00:17:07,285
Phil, I'm sorry I
gave you grief earlier.
484
00:17:07,288 --> 00:17:09,388
Today has hit me much harder
than I thought it would.
485
00:17:09,390 --> 00:17:10,656
It's okay to be emotional.
486
00:17:10,658 --> 00:17:12,277
It's too late. I'm all cried out.
487
00:17:12,302 --> 00:17:15,327
It's like there's no more
moisture left in my body.
488
00:17:15,328 --> 00:17:17,894
I'm afraid if I blink,
my eyes will get stuck.
489
00:17:17,919 --> 00:17:19,933
Hmm. Really?
490
00:17:19,958 --> 00:17:22,012
Do you remember that video
491
00:17:22,037 --> 00:17:23,869
where the lion greets the man...
492
00:17:23,894 --> 00:17:26,082
(voice breaking) and hugs him 'cause
he hasn't seen him in 20 years?
493
00:17:26,107 --> 00:17:29,940
Yep. I sure do. I am... dead inside.
494
00:17:29,942 --> 00:17:32,009
Vice principal: Manuel Alberto Delgado.
495
00:17:32,011 --> 00:17:34,285
- Bravo, Manny! Baby!
- (Javier whistling)
496
00:17:34,310 --> 00:17:36,558
- Mwah!
- You did it, buddy!
497
00:17:36,815 --> 00:17:39,315
Vice principal: Lucas Phillip Dunphy.
498
00:17:39,318 --> 00:17:40,784
Alex: Yeah!
499
00:17:40,786 --> 00:17:43,720
- Haley: Whoo!
- Claire: My baby, my baby!
500
00:17:43,722 --> 00:17:45,246
Well done, son.
501
00:17:45,605 --> 00:17:47,134
(voice breaking)
Remember how cute he was
502
00:17:47,159 --> 00:17:48,980
in his little Buzz Lightyear costume?
503
00:17:49,005 --> 00:17:51,405
(voice breaking) Or how he used
to say "burfday" and "Li-bary"?
504
00:17:51,430 --> 00:17:53,152
He still does.
505
00:17:53,793 --> 00:17:56,394
This is... tearing me up.
506
00:17:56,419 --> 00:17:58,066
Congrats, buddy.
507
00:17:58,933 --> 00:18:01,668
Why does your gown smell
like Haley's perfume?
508
00:18:03,408 --> 00:18:06,541
Claire: This is a fun game,
isn't it? But you know what?
509
00:18:06,543 --> 00:18:10,199
Maybe one where we
just sat at a table...
510
00:18:11,004 --> 00:18:12,447
Hey.
511
00:18:12,449 --> 00:18:13,832
Hey.
512
00:18:14,801 --> 00:18:17,569
Congratulations on the first
513
00:18:17,594 --> 00:18:19,554
of what I'm sure will be many diplomas.
514
00:18:19,556 --> 00:18:21,055
Unless you want to skip all that
515
00:18:21,057 --> 00:18:23,699
and move to Colombia
and become a radiologist.
516
00:18:24,327 --> 00:18:26,714
Thanks for helping me
with the cap-and-gown mess.
517
00:18:26,739 --> 00:18:28,306
I don't know what I would
have done without you.
518
00:18:28,331 --> 00:18:29,558
I'm just happy you and your dad
519
00:18:29,583 --> 00:18:32,074
got to have some
father-son time last night.
520
00:18:32,813 --> 00:18:34,191
Yeah.
521
00:18:35,489 --> 00:18:36,688
What?
522
00:18:36,729 --> 00:18:38,416
- (liquid pours)
- It's just...
523
00:18:38,441 --> 00:18:40,597
with me graduating and everything,
524
00:18:40,622 --> 00:18:42,656
I kind of wanted to say...
525
00:18:42,681 --> 00:18:44,981
you and me today, you know,
526
00:18:45,006 --> 00:18:47,605
that's what I think
of as father-son time.
527
00:18:48,996 --> 00:18:50,792
Let me tell you something.
528
00:18:52,066 --> 00:18:54,058
After my divorce,
529
00:18:54,083 --> 00:18:57,017
my rule for dating was no kids.
530
00:18:57,042 --> 00:18:59,285
And then you and your
mom came along, and...
531
00:18:59,333 --> 00:19:01,277
all of that went right out the window.
532
00:19:03,247 --> 00:19:05,258
What I'm trying to say is...
533
00:19:06,766 --> 00:19:08,797
here's to you, son.
534
00:19:09,899 --> 00:19:11,360
You know, I'm still kind of hungover.
535
00:19:11,385 --> 00:19:14,349
You're a man now! Power through!
536
00:19:14,374 --> 00:19:16,674
The thing is, we love the car.
537
00:19:16,699 --> 00:19:19,256
We were so moved by the gesture.
538
00:19:19,281 --> 00:19:20,820
(voice breaking) So moved.
539
00:19:20,845 --> 00:19:22,679
Hey! I'm back!
540
00:19:22,682 --> 00:19:24,582
I guess I just needed to rehydrate.
541
00:19:24,584 --> 00:19:25,633
Ohh.
542
00:19:25,658 --> 00:19:28,118
But we can't keep it.
543
00:19:28,120 --> 00:19:30,258
Honey, it's just... it's too generous.
544
00:19:30,283 --> 00:19:31,914
But I love you guys so much.
545
00:19:31,939 --> 00:19:34,258
You're the graduate. You need the car.
546
00:19:34,283 --> 00:19:35,821
It's yours.
547
00:19:37,141 --> 00:19:39,196
I don't know what to say.
548
00:19:39,221 --> 00:19:40,820
How 'bout "nailed it"?
549
00:19:40,845 --> 00:19:43,176
I wanted that sweet ride
from the moment I saw it,
550
00:19:43,201 --> 00:19:45,568
but I knew my parents
would never let me get it.
551
00:19:45,570 --> 00:19:49,505
I also knew they'd never keep
it if I gave it to them, so...
552
00:19:49,507 --> 00:19:52,397
If there were any S.A.T. questions
about tricking your parents,
553
00:19:52,422 --> 00:19:54,487
I'd be going to college.
554
00:19:54,512 --> 00:19:56,922
Come on, you guys. Let's roll.
555
00:19:56,947 --> 00:19:58,514
You guys leaving already?
556
00:19:58,516 --> 00:20:01,016
- Yeah, we all have plans.
- Cam: Wait. Lily?
557
00:20:01,018 --> 00:20:02,551
There are nine girls who will freak
558
00:20:02,553 --> 00:20:04,108
if I don't make an
appearance at Jenna's.
559
00:20:04,133 --> 00:20:06,632
I'm confused. I-is she fun?
560
00:20:06,856 --> 00:20:08,311
Hang on.
561
00:20:08,336 --> 00:20:09,999
(mutters)
562
00:20:10,059 --> 00:20:11,291
♪ ♪
563
00:20:11,294 --> 00:20:13,260
Ooh, nice ride!
564
00:20:13,262 --> 00:20:14,629
- Bye-bye!
- (engine turns over)
565
00:20:14,631 --> 00:20:16,366
- See ya later!
- Claire: Bye!
566
00:20:16,391 --> 00:20:17,832
- Oh, my... Bye!
- Bye!
567
00:20:17,834 --> 00:20:19,169
Oh, my gosh! Luke is driving!
568
00:20:19,194 --> 00:20:20,913
They didn't even stay for dessert!
569
00:20:20,938 --> 00:20:23,670
Oh, God. They're really gone.
570
00:20:23,672 --> 00:20:24,905
It's so sad.
571
00:20:24,906 --> 00:20:26,550
But isn't it what we hoped for?
572
00:20:26,575 --> 00:20:27,763
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
573
00:20:27,788 --> 00:20:29,042
A toast.
574
00:20:29,507 --> 00:20:31,069
We raised them to be independent,
575
00:20:31,094 --> 00:20:32,746
and now they're out in the
world having their own lives.
576
00:20:32,748 --> 00:20:33,847
- We did it.
- (glasses clinking)
577
00:20:33,849 --> 00:20:35,081
- Gloria: iSalud!
- To us!
578
00:20:35,083 --> 00:20:36,408
Oh, sorry I missed the first part,
579
00:20:36,433 --> 00:20:37,765
but I'll drink to
whatever you're toasting.
580
00:20:37,790 --> 00:20:38,986
Top me off!
581
00:20:40,228 --> 00:20:41,954
Um, what are you doing?
582
00:20:41,978 --> 00:20:43,577
Well, I'm just trying to see
583
00:20:43,579 --> 00:20:46,247
if there's anything else
about Lily we haven't noticed.
584
00:20:46,248 --> 00:20:48,580
Like... she plays golf?
585
00:20:48,582 --> 00:20:50,482
No, we would know.
Aren't there greens fees?
586
00:20:50,484 --> 00:20:52,051
- And what about this?
- Huh?
587
00:20:52,053 --> 00:20:53,352
"La Dolce Vita"?
588
00:20:53,354 --> 00:20:55,027
She likes Italian films?
589
00:20:55,052 --> 00:20:57,756
Well, no wonder she thought
"Ice Age: Collision Course" was boring.
590
00:20:57,781 --> 00:21:00,060
- I liked it.
- What else?
591
00:21:00,240 --> 00:21:01,433
(gasps)
592
00:21:01,458 --> 00:21:03,827
A photo of Lily shaking
hands with the governor?!
593
00:21:03,852 --> 00:21:05,096
What? When?!
594
00:21:05,098 --> 00:21:06,931
Okay, maybe we need to
start paying more attention.
595
00:21:06,933 --> 00:21:09,267
Or if it ain't broke...
596
00:21:09,269 --> 00:21:11,602
- Yeah, she's fine.
- She's fine.
597
00:21:14,609 --> 00:21:16,477
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