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(muffled radio playing)
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Destination please.
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[GPS] Destination,
Shelby Convention Center,
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573 Helburn Street.
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Right, okay, it's just
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[GPS] Turn left on
Moccasin coming up now.
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No, this doesn't
look like downtown.
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I'm a little
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[GPS] Turn left on
Moccasin coming up now.
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Okay, okay.
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(clicking)
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Okay, okay, this is ridiculous.
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(phone ringing)
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Hi, yes, I--
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[Recording] You have
reached Shelby (mumbling)
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Convention Center and Hotel.
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Unfortunately, we
cannot take your call right now.
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Oh, you're kidding me.
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[Recording] If you'd
like to leave a message,
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someone would be happy--
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No!
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New destination.
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[GPS] Please enter.
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The CN Tower.
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[GPS] Confirm
destination, the CN Tower.
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Yes, that is
correct, the CN Tower.
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Toronto, Canada,
Ontario, correct, yes.
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[GPS] One moment please.
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Go straight 20 meters
than turn right on Bentman Road.
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Good, excellent, thank you.
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What is this?
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Jesus.
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Oh, please.
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Oh, come on!
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Oh no.
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No, no.
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(slamming)
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(whimpering)
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(grunting)
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(screaming)
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Why?
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Where is this
supposed to be, huh?
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Where is this supposed to be?
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You lying, stupid bitch!
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[GPS] No.
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You're the bitch.
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(yelling)
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(laughing)
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And you've been trolled, bitch.
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Freak.
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(camera snapping)
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(eerie music)
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(electronic squealing)
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(gentle music)
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(laughing)
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Run scared, little hive minds.
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How do you know?
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Nice try, dick munch.
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(beeping)
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Holy shit.
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(ticking)
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(eerie tone)
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(foreboding music)
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(banging)
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(tapping)
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(clicking)
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Just stop, okay?
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Please, just stop!
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(shuffling)
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(tapping)
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(banging)
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(slamming)
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(crunching)
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This do it for you?
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Oh my god, thank you.
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(electronic music)
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Happy birthday, baby.
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Oh my god.
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You little prick.
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My name is
Kirin and I love cock.
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Bombs away.
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What?
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What are you doing?
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What do you mean?
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Obscene spam?
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What the hell?
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Who?
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(downbeat music)
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(phone ringing)
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Hey pop, what's up?
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[Pop] I'm gonna
ask you this once.
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Did you screw with your
mother's Facebook page?
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What?
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What are you talking about?
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[Pop] She's here at work.
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She dragged me out of a meeting
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because someone
posted her profile on Facebook.
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Her what?
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[Pop] Her psychiatric profile!
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Did you put doctor
(mumbling) profile online?
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No!
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[Pop] Jason,
so help me, if you're lying--
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No, I, oh my god.
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[Pop] Well do
you know who it was?
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[Female] That's right!
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(child laughing)
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Now stab him, stab him.
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Get him, sweetie, get him.
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Yeah, good moves.
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Those are some great moves.
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[Child] Come on, mom.
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Oh my god,
a couple of lens flares
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and this is going
straight to Hollywood.
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Henry, portrait
of a missing parent.
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Come on up here, sweetie.
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Not just for the
fishing, you know what I mean?
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Come on,
sweetie, gotta stab him.
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Stab him.
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(child laughing)
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(doorbell ringing)
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Oh, hey Henry, how's it going?
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Good, good, what's up, Taylor?
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You know, not much, the usual.
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Crazy shit.
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(laughing)
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Listen, I'm just in
the middle of dinner
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so what can I do for you?
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Well, you know,
this came for you.
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Oh, thanks.
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You weren't home and
I figure the neighborhood's
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not really safe
to just leave stuff
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at the front door
anymore, you know?
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It's from Charlie so,
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what is it?
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What's that?
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This is footage.
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She wants me to
make a movie as penance.
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For what, bad cartooning?
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Funny.
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No, she wants
me to stay involved
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with Walt even if he's not here.
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Huh.
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Well, speaking
of the lonely guy,
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I kinda took
some liberties and beer?
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Ah, Taylor, thanks but I--
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Beer. I got work to do.
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Man, you suck
at this bachelor life.
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The wife is away.
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I'm not talking about
co-eds and stripper poles.
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You just need a break.
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Couple of brews, a home movie.
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Guys night.
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Oh, why not?
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Come on in.
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Yeah, why
not, that's the spirit.
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That's the spirit.
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Oh man, he's growing up, huh?
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Yeah.
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You ever think about
how they shape your life?
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Paths taken, choices made.
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Like you think you would've
stopped making (mumbling)
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if you didn't have a kid?
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Maybe.
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Or maybe you wouldn't
have made that god damn cat.
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Hey, easy. Come
on, let's be honest.
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It's a total sellout.
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Hey, that cat
paid for this house,
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it paid for that cottage,
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and with any
luck, it's gonna pay
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for generations of my
progeny's orthodontists.
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Come on, seriously?
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Seriously, just drop it.
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[Taylor] Okay,
I'm sorry, I just--
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[Henry] Nah, just forget it.
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Nah, you know what
I think about your work.
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I mean, you're a genius.
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I mean, you're a
god damn genius.
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Whoa.
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We about to move
from a G rating to an R?
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Hello.
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Wait a minute,
who's working the camera?
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What the hell?
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Wait a minute.
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[Taylor] Holy shit, look!
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That's not real.
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No, no, it can't be.
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There's no way.
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My god, this is
some kind of a joke.
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This is like a horrible joke.
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(phone ringing)
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Come on, baby,
pick up, pick up, pick up.
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Hi, you've reached (mumbling).
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Shit.
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(phone ringing)
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[Operator] 911.
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Police.
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Wait, wait, wait, wait.
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You're gonna miss the best part.
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Surprise!
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Now it's time to go
tuck in the little angel.
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(laughing)
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Seriously, dude?
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That cat is
terminally unforgivable.
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Hello.
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(screeching)
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(typing)
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Come on, come on.
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Got you.
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No way.
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(sighing)
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(moaning)
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(shouting)
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Shit, shit!
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(typing)
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(buzzing)
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Yeah!
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(banging)
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You here?
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[Male] That was
my sister, asshole.
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Nice to see you too.
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That was shitty, dude.
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She was innocent.
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Didn't look that
way in the video.
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It's not funny.
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You ruined her, man!
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Whoa, whoa,
what are you talking about?
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She's had 150,000 hits already.
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I made her a star.
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And cut.
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Awesome.
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I just got you
confessing to the distribution
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of illegally obtained
pornographic material
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without the
consent of the author.
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Busted, bitch.
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You know I'm not letting
you leave here with that, right?
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Besides, it's
pretty hypocritical,
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you bitching
about collateral damage.
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You effectively
undid eight years
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of my mother's therapy.
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Not that I care but
how did you get those files?
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Cracked her
email, found the doctor,
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Trojan-ed him, then ran an
e-source and found the breach.
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An e-source.
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Damn.
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When did you start
working for the NSA?
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How did we wind up here?
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I don't know.
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You got
popular and I got ironic.
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You do the best you
can with your stereotype.
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You know,
when you first trolled me,
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I kind of thought
you were, I don't know,
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reaching out or some shit.
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Wait, what do you mean?
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You trolled me first.
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No, I didn't.
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Yeah you did, you gay-bombed me.
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That was only after you
did the psycho stalker thing.
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The what?
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Jay, no, I swear.
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Then who?
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(stabbing)
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(grunting)
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(gasping)
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(eerie music)
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(splatting)
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You've been trolled, bitches.
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(laughing)
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(clinking)
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(upbeat music)
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(singing in foreign language)
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(upbeat music)
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(buzzing)
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Tracking?
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Tracking sent?
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What?
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Come on.
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(buzzing)
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(buzzing)
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(buzzing)
280
00:22:56,440 --> 00:22:58,880
(whimpering)
281
00:23:18,480 --> 00:23:21,720
This shit is
supposed to be anonymous.
282
00:23:21,759 --> 00:23:22,720
[Unknown Voice] Wait.
283
00:23:23,519 --> 00:23:27,240
Before you do that,
let's get better acquainted.
284
00:23:30,960 --> 00:23:33,079
No, no, no, no, no, no!
285
00:23:36,240 --> 00:23:38,759
(gasping)
286
00:23:38,799 --> 00:23:41,160
(screaming)
287
00:23:43,119 --> 00:23:45,319
(gasping)
288
00:23:48,880 --> 00:23:51,160
I am (mumbling)
beneath the monster's bed.
289
00:23:51,200 --> 00:23:53,359
I am god's sword
and when I find you,
290
00:23:53,400 --> 00:23:55,720
we will make new
kinds of screaming.
291
00:24:04,000 --> 00:24:06,480
(buzzing)
292
00:24:06,519 --> 00:24:08,400
[Unknown Voice]
That's not funny, Adam.
293
00:24:08,440 --> 00:24:09,759
It's impossible.
294
00:24:09,799 --> 00:24:11,559
[Unknown Voice]
You can't hide from us.
295
00:24:11,599 --> 00:24:14,000
It's time to
bring you into the fold.
296
00:24:15,000 --> 00:24:16,119
No.
297
00:24:16,160 --> 00:24:18,000
[Unknown Voice]
Invite you to see the wonders
298
00:24:19,279 --> 00:24:20,680
beyond your imagination.
299
00:24:22,640 --> 00:24:25,440
(menacing music)
300
00:24:28,640 --> 00:24:30,839
(gasping)
301
00:24:32,839 --> 00:24:35,119
What do you want from me?
302
00:24:36,680 --> 00:24:38,920
(buzzing)
303
00:24:41,119 --> 00:24:43,319
(buzzing)
304
00:24:44,359 --> 00:24:46,559
(buzzing)
305
00:25:34,279 --> 00:25:37,559
(dramatic tone)
306
00:25:37,599 --> 00:25:40,200
(upbeat music)
307
00:25:43,240 --> 00:25:47,119
(singing in foreign language)
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