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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,320 --> 00:00:02,753 Previously on Danger 5,,, 2 00:00:02,960 --> 00:00:05,269 You took those photos to get back at Khrushchev? 3 00:00:07,360 --> 00:00:09,078 Aaagh! 4 00:00:09,280 --> 00:00:11,077 Game's up, my friend! Drop the wiener! 5 00:00:11,280 --> 00:00:12,952 Sonofabitch! 6 00:00:13,160 --> 00:00:15,196 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! 7 00:00:16,760 --> 00:00:18,113 Hitler has possessed Holly 8 00:00:18,320 --> 00:00:21,153 and now l think he's messing with the space-time continuum! 9 00:00:25,360 --> 00:00:26,679 Quickly, friends! Take a drink! 10 00:00:26,880 --> 00:00:28,950 We're going back in time! 11 00:00:30,960 --> 00:00:33,633 (GUNFlRE AND SHOUTlNG ) 12 00:00:39,160 --> 00:00:40,752 (BOMB WHlSTLES THROUGH THE AlR) 13 00:00:48,960 --> 00:00:52,748 (GUNFlRE AND SHOUTlNG CONTlNUES) 14 00:00:52,960 --> 00:00:54,439 (BLOWS WHlSTLE) 15 00:01:03,120 --> 00:01:06,829 Goal! 16 00:01:09,040 --> 00:01:11,076 (GASPlNG AND SCREAMlNG ) - Hmm, 17 00:01:15,680 --> 00:01:17,636 - Ma perche,,, ? - Ma che cosa,,, ? 18 00:01:19,600 --> 00:01:20,749 (LAUGHS) 19 00:01:32,680 --> 00:01:35,638 (LAUGHTER, MUSlC PLAYS) 20 00:01:37,200 --> 00:01:38,633 (MUSlC STOPS) 21 00:01:46,240 --> 00:01:47,514 (FlRES GUN) 22 00:01:47,720 --> 00:01:49,312 Hoo-hoo! 23 00:01:56,520 --> 00:01:58,158 (SHOUTS lN GERMAN) 24 00:01:58,360 --> 00:01:59,395 Ugh! 25 00:01:59,600 --> 00:02:00,999 (SPEAKS GERMAN) 26 00:02:01,200 --> 00:02:03,589 lt worked, We're back in World War ll, 27 00:02:03,800 --> 00:02:06,234 What the hell did you put in that time travel cocktail, Pierre? 28 00:02:06,440 --> 00:02:08,829 Mozzarella! You can't go back in time without cheese! 29 00:02:09,040 --> 00:02:10,473 (SPEAKS GERMAN) 30 00:02:10,680 --> 00:02:12,636 No! Don't shoot! 31 00:02:14,400 --> 00:02:16,118 Shut up! Shut up! 32 00:02:16,320 --> 00:02:17,753 lt's the space-time continuum, 33 00:02:17,960 --> 00:02:20,474 Anything we alter here, in the past, can change the future, 34 00:02:21,800 --> 00:02:23,279 - So, we can't shoot Nazis? - No, 35 00:02:23,480 --> 00:02:24,959 - We can't shoot Nazis?! - Heil Hitler! 36 00:02:25,160 --> 00:02:27,071 (ALL SHOUT lN GERMAN) 37 00:02:27,280 --> 00:02:29,316 - Nein! Nein! Nein! (SPEAKS GERMAN) 38 00:02:32,800 --> 00:02:34,358 (LAUGHS) Aaagh! 39 00:02:34,560 --> 00:02:36,391 (GASPS) Aaagh! Aaagh! 40 00:02:37,720 --> 00:02:40,109 My neck! Oh! The continuum! 41 00:02:40,320 --> 00:02:42,117 The continuum, my friend! The continuum! 42 00:02:42,320 --> 00:02:45,471 Whoa, whoa! Easy, pal, Easy, easy, Let me see, let me see, 43 00:02:45,680 --> 00:02:47,796 Oh, your neck is fine! 44 00:02:48,000 --> 00:02:49,274 There's nothing there! 45 00:02:49,480 --> 00:02:50,799 You're cool! Be cool! 46 00:02:51,000 --> 00:02:52,991 Calm down, you silly billy, 47 00:02:57,320 --> 00:02:58,719 Just listen to me, my friends, 48 00:02:58,920 --> 00:03:01,832 Hitler possessed Holly, He has come back here to alter the future, 49 00:03:02,040 --> 00:03:05,077 And we have to stop and make sure we don't alter the future in the process, 50 00:03:05,280 --> 00:03:06,076 Huh? 51 00:03:06,280 --> 00:03:08,157 (SNlFFS) Ohh! 52 00:03:08,360 --> 00:03:10,157 All right, we were here before! 53 00:03:10,360 --> 00:03:12,271 This is the last Christmas of the war! 54 00:03:12,480 --> 00:03:14,436 The mission was to rescue the Colonel, 55 00:03:14,640 --> 00:03:17,791 We flew the Danger Zeppelin with the Deluxe Danger Rocket attachment, 56 00:03:19,720 --> 00:03:20,596 (SlGHS) 57 00:03:20,800 --> 00:03:23,155 PlERRE: While l took care of the guards, 58 00:03:23,360 --> 00:03:26,989 Then we freed the Colonel and discovered the cocktail waterfall! 59 00:03:27,200 --> 00:03:29,350 Hey! l forgot about the waterfall! 60 00:03:29,560 --> 00:03:30,913 We all got so drunk! 61 00:03:31,120 --> 00:03:32,951 Wait! That means Claire's here! 62 00:03:33,160 --> 00:03:34,639 (GASPS) l'll see her again! 63 00:03:34,840 --> 00:03:37,035 Oh, no, no! Don't get any ideas, Tucker, 64 00:03:37,240 --> 00:03:39,708 All we have to do is capture Holly -- uh, Hitler Holly -- 65 00:03:39,920 --> 00:03:42,150 and return to the future before any damage is done, 66 00:03:46,160 --> 00:03:47,434 Da,,, Yeah! Yeah! 67 00:03:47,640 --> 00:03:48,914 No! NO! 68 00:03:49,120 --> 00:03:50,519 Don't touch anything, 69 00:03:50,720 --> 00:03:52,950 don't talk to anyone, don't shoot any more Nazis 70 00:03:53,160 --> 00:03:56,197 and don't do anything foolish like talk to your past self, 71 00:03:56,400 --> 00:03:58,436 Yes, You're right, Pierre, 72 00:03:59,560 --> 00:04:01,790 lt would be foolish of me to embrace this opportunity 73 00:04:02,000 --> 00:04:03,718 to see my wife alive again,,, 74 00:04:04,800 --> 00:04:06,233 or to hold her,,, 75 00:04:07,440 --> 00:04:08,714 to kiss her, 76 00:04:08,920 --> 00:04:10,194 Mmm! Ah-ha-ha! 77 00:04:10,400 --> 00:04:11,674 No, no, no! Tucker! 78 00:04:11,880 --> 00:04:13,916 Stop Holly before she ruins the future! 79 00:04:14,120 --> 00:04:16,315 (GRUNTS) 80 00:04:16,520 --> 00:04:19,637 (GUNFlRE AND SHOUTlNG ) 81 00:04:19,840 --> 00:04:22,798 (ACTlON MUSlC) 82 00:04:28,320 --> 00:04:30,231 (GUNFlRE CONTlNUES) 83 00:04:31,960 --> 00:04:34,599 Merry Christmas, my friends, We come bearing gifts! 84 00:04:41,640 --> 00:04:43,949 That little girl looks and sounds like Hitler, 85 00:04:44,160 --> 00:04:46,833 And it looks like she's packin' some sort of heat, 86 00:04:49,880 --> 00:04:52,030 Aaaaaaagh! 87 00:04:53,960 --> 00:04:55,234 Nice shot, my friend, huh? 88 00:04:55,440 --> 00:04:57,158 (GRUNTS) - All right, team, 89 00:04:57,360 --> 00:04:58,998 Let's go rescue the Colonel, 90 00:05:00,240 --> 00:05:03,357 (SUSPENSEFUL MUSlC) 91 00:05:18,560 --> 00:05:21,199 (GROANS) 92 00:05:27,160 --> 00:05:30,869 Your plan is as repulsive as this vegetarian cuttlefish, Hitler, 93 00:05:33,440 --> 00:05:35,510 (DOGS GROWL AND BARK) 94 00:05:35,720 --> 00:05:37,199 (LAUGHS) 95 00:05:39,560 --> 00:05:41,710 Oh,,, Ah,,, 96 00:05:43,680 --> 00:05:44,510 Ohh,,, 97 00:05:44,720 --> 00:05:47,792 (SCREAMS) 98 00:06:03,760 --> 00:06:05,034 (DlAL TONE HUMS) 99 00:06:05,240 --> 00:06:06,958 (PHONE RlNGS) Huh? 100 00:06:14,520 --> 00:06:15,509 Ha! 101 00:06:17,160 --> 00:06:19,116 Toodle-oo! That'll do, 102 00:06:19,320 --> 00:06:21,356 Hmm-hmm-hmm! Stop it, Tucker! 103 00:06:21,560 --> 00:06:24,597 You're doing irreversible damage to the fabric of time! 104 00:06:24,800 --> 00:06:27,109 - And my mind! - l'm sorry, Pierre, 105 00:06:27,320 --> 00:06:30,153 But l'm in love! Claire, l'm coming for you! 106 00:06:30,360 --> 00:06:32,430 (PlERRE SHOUTS) 107 00:06:32,640 --> 00:06:34,631 Aaagh,,, ( CHOKES) 108 00:06:35,920 --> 00:06:38,229 Merry Christmas, Pierre! 109 00:06:38,440 --> 00:06:39,793 Aaagh! 110 00:06:40,000 --> 00:06:42,230 (LAUGHS) - Aaaaaaagh! 111 00:06:43,680 --> 00:06:47,719 (LlVELY MUSlC PLAYS) 112 00:06:47,920 --> 00:06:49,353 (MUSlC STOPS) WOMAN: Oh,,, 113 00:06:49,560 --> 00:06:51,790 No, no, it's me! 114 00:06:52,000 --> 00:06:53,991 - The continuum! - lt's okay, my friend, Come, 115 00:06:54,200 --> 00:06:56,395 Join the Christmas luau, huh? 116 00:06:56,600 --> 00:06:59,034 (DEEP VOlCE) 117 00:06:59,880 --> 00:07:02,553 (MANlACAL LAUGHTER) 118 00:07:07,320 --> 00:07:10,551 Aaaagh! 119 00:07:24,000 --> 00:07:26,389 (BOTH GROAN AND STRAlN) 120 00:07:29,280 --> 00:07:31,714 - Oh,,, lt looks like trouble, - Huh? 121 00:07:41,040 --> 00:07:43,076 Only Americans drink the nog, 122 00:08:03,280 --> 00:08:04,918 (GROANS) 123 00:08:08,800 --> 00:08:10,756 Go, go, Danger Net Pack! 124 00:08:10,960 --> 00:08:12,439 No, not the Net Pack! 125 00:08:12,640 --> 00:08:14,119 Freeze, you Kraut bastards! 126 00:08:14,320 --> 00:08:16,595 Sigaretu? Hmm? 127 00:08:16,800 --> 00:08:18,233 Huh? 128 00:08:20,600 --> 00:08:22,272 (SHOUTlNG lN GERMAN) 129 00:08:22,480 --> 00:08:25,870 (LAUGHS) Yes! Yes! 130 00:08:26,080 --> 00:08:27,559 Let go of me, you brute! 131 00:08:27,760 --> 00:08:29,113 Let go of YOU, you brute! 132 00:08:29,320 --> 00:08:30,116 Claire, 133 00:08:30,320 --> 00:08:32,959 Ha! En garde, Kaltenbrunner! 134 00:08:33,160 --> 00:08:34,832 Oh! 135 00:08:35,040 --> 00:08:36,871 - Oh,,, - Off with your toupee! 136 00:08:37,960 --> 00:08:39,234 (TUCKER LAUGHS) 137 00:08:39,440 --> 00:08:42,034 Ahh! Ohh! No! 138 00:08:42,240 --> 00:08:44,595 lt burns! 139 00:08:44,800 --> 00:08:47,314 - Are you ready for prime time? - What's that? 140 00:08:47,520 --> 00:08:49,715 lt's when l show you my stiffy, 141 00:08:49,920 --> 00:08:51,433 Oh! 142 00:08:51,640 --> 00:08:53,312 Not so fast, you Nazi pastie! 143 00:08:53,520 --> 00:08:56,273 - l'll save you, Claire, - Tucker! 144 00:08:56,480 --> 00:08:58,869 There's only room in the world for one Tucker, 145 00:09:01,560 --> 00:09:02,390 Ohh! 146 00:09:02,600 --> 00:09:03,874 Ha-ha-ha! 147 00:09:04,080 --> 00:09:05,911 Oh, wunderbar! Wunderbar! 148 00:09:06,120 --> 00:09:08,588 Excellent! Excellent shooting, 149 00:09:08,800 --> 00:09:12,395 Lieutenant, would you care to join us in the dungeon 150 00:09:12,600 --> 00:09:15,876 to, uh, unwrap this tasty little Christmas present? 151 00:09:16,080 --> 00:09:17,354 (HOLLY MOANS) 152 00:09:17,560 --> 00:09:18,675 - Yes, - Yes, 153 00:09:18,880 --> 00:09:20,996 Yes, l would, (LAUGHS) 154 00:09:21,200 --> 00:09:22,918 (LAUGHS lNSANELY) 155 00:09:23,120 --> 00:09:24,997 (lMlTATES lNSANE LAUGH) 156 00:09:26,720 --> 00:09:28,790 (GROANS) 157 00:09:30,120 --> 00:09:34,238 This is the best Christmas miracle a man could wish for, 158 00:09:34,440 --> 00:09:36,271 A visit from my future self, 159 00:09:36,480 --> 00:09:37,993 No, no, l can't be talking to you, 160 00:09:38,200 --> 00:09:40,714 l could be totally ducking up the continuum, 161 00:09:40,920 --> 00:09:42,797 How did you know l was from the future? 162 00:09:43,000 --> 00:09:45,309 Hey, hey, hey, Take it easy, my future friend, huh? 163 00:09:45,520 --> 00:09:46,794 Here, 164 00:09:47,000 --> 00:09:49,036 Have a drink of some Honolulu Lullaby, 165 00:09:49,240 --> 00:09:50,673 Drink, 166 00:09:52,560 --> 00:09:54,869 Man, that's a tasty drink! 167 00:09:55,080 --> 00:09:57,753 And nothing bad seems to be happening, 168 00:09:57,960 --> 00:09:59,234 Mm, Yeah, 169 00:09:59,440 --> 00:10:01,112 Maybe a little partying with my past self 170 00:10:01,320 --> 00:10:02,799 won't hurt the continuum after all, 171 00:10:03,000 --> 00:10:04,274 Hey,,, 172 00:10:04,480 --> 00:10:07,438 BOTH: This calls for a celebration! 173 00:10:07,640 --> 00:10:08,914 Hey, hey, hey! 174 00:10:09,120 --> 00:10:10,439 (BOTH LAUGH) 175 00:10:10,640 --> 00:10:12,358 Hey, What is that? 176 00:10:12,560 --> 00:10:13,834 lt's the future! 177 00:10:14,040 --> 00:10:16,349 (FUTURE PlERRE LAUGHS) 178 00:10:16,560 --> 00:10:17,959 Play, 179 00:10:18,160 --> 00:10:21,914 ('80s ELECTRONlC POP MUSlC PLAYS) 180 00:10:24,520 --> 00:10:27,478 (MUFFLED MUSlC CONTlNUES) 181 00:10:31,600 --> 00:10:33,795 Uh,,, Hmm, 182 00:11:07,360 --> 00:11:09,749 Let me get this straight -- you guys came back from the future 183 00:11:09,960 --> 00:11:11,837 to stop an invincible girl, possessed by Hitler, 184 00:11:12,040 --> 00:11:13,314 from changing the future? 185 00:11:13,520 --> 00:11:15,317 That means we don't kill Hitler, right? 186 00:11:15,520 --> 00:11:17,556 Yeah, but we got more important things to worry about, 187 00:11:17,760 --> 00:11:19,990 More important? What's more important than,,,? 188 00:11:20,200 --> 00:11:23,192 You gotta do something about llsa while YOU still have a chance, 189 00:11:23,400 --> 00:11:26,312 Do something? Like,,, what do you mean? 190 00:11:26,520 --> 00:11:29,273 You gotta man up and move in, before she goes 1 00% Commie, 191 00:11:29,480 --> 00:11:31,072 And tell her how you feel, 192 00:11:31,280 --> 00:11:33,111 - Tell her how l feel? - Yeah, 193 00:11:33,320 --> 00:11:35,675 Feelings? What, do l become some sort of fruit in the future? 194 00:11:35,880 --> 00:11:37,313 Mm, 195 00:11:43,760 --> 00:11:44,636 Shit! Shit! 196 00:11:47,480 --> 00:11:48,674 Aagh! 197 00:11:52,560 --> 00:11:54,152 (WHlRRlNG ) 198 00:11:54,360 --> 00:11:56,078 - Get the hell down, man! Go! (SCREAMS) 199 00:11:56,280 --> 00:11:57,713 Go, go! 200 00:12:00,400 --> 00:12:01,594 (LAUGHS) 201 00:12:03,720 --> 00:12:05,517 Go, go, go! Get in the hole! 202 00:12:05,720 --> 00:12:07,472 (SlNGS ) o/~ Springiime in Vienna! o/~ 203 00:12:07,680 --> 00:12:10,114 Stop working so fast, Kaltenbrunner, 204 00:12:10,320 --> 00:12:13,710 Can't you see l want her to cower at the terror of my 40 chickens?! 205 00:12:13,920 --> 00:12:16,434 WE agreed on the bricking, Ali Baba, 206 00:12:16,640 --> 00:12:18,551 Anyway, l only count eight chickens, 207 00:12:18,760 --> 00:12:22,719 Alas, many chicken fell on the journey from Damascus to Aqaba, 208 00:12:22,920 --> 00:12:25,639 But what if we entomb her with these? 209 00:12:25,840 --> 00:12:27,876 Yes! Think of the honey! 210 00:12:28,080 --> 00:12:29,832 Hey! l love honey! 211 00:12:30,040 --> 00:12:32,190 What you think about that, Lieutenant? 212 00:12:32,400 --> 00:12:34,038 Ugh! (GROANS) 213 00:12:34,240 --> 00:12:36,435 The jokes ON you, Kaltenbrunner, 214 00:12:36,640 --> 00:12:39,518 An imposter! Quick, chicken! Protect the gold! 215 00:12:39,720 --> 00:12:41,756 - Oh, man! (GASPS) 216 00:12:44,760 --> 00:12:46,671 lce-cream? 217 00:12:46,880 --> 00:12:48,154 Oh,,, 218 00:12:48,360 --> 00:12:49,839 Because the cow is cold, Yes! 219 00:12:50,040 --> 00:12:52,474 ( CHUCKLES) Very clever, - Tucker?! 220 00:12:53,800 --> 00:12:57,236 Now that we're married, you can have it all! 221 00:12:57,440 --> 00:12:59,431 Ahh! 222 00:13:00,760 --> 00:13:02,034 (GROANS) 223 00:13:02,240 --> 00:13:03,878 Birds! Bla,,, Aah,,, 224 00:13:04,080 --> 00:13:08,153 Splendid job, Now, come on, let's go rescue the Colonel, 225 00:13:08,360 --> 00:13:10,828 (AlRCRAFT ENGlNE ROARS) 226 00:13:17,080 --> 00:13:19,913 l don't think the million-dollar Danger-Gator is expensive enough 227 00:13:20,120 --> 00:13:21,838 to blow up Dog Mountain, 228 00:13:22,040 --> 00:13:23,314 Just shoot, already! 229 00:13:23,520 --> 00:13:25,476 You guys would have won the war three times over by now 230 00:13:25,680 --> 00:13:28,035 if you shot your guns off as much as your damn mouths! 231 00:13:28,240 --> 00:13:29,912 Aagh! Aagh! 232 00:13:30,120 --> 00:13:32,236 Aaaagh! 233 00:13:32,440 --> 00:13:33,839 (GROANS) 234 00:13:34,880 --> 00:13:36,199 (FlRES GUN) Aaagh! 235 00:13:36,400 --> 00:13:39,039 (GROANS AND SlGHS) That oughta seal it up, 236 00:13:42,320 --> 00:13:45,437 l could do that, l could DO that, l can do,,, 237 00:13:45,640 --> 00:13:47,039 (GROANS) - Whoa, 238 00:13:47,240 --> 00:13:49,196 (LAUGHS MANlACALLY) 239 00:13:49,400 --> 00:13:51,789 Ha! (FlRES MlSSlLE) 240 00:13:53,760 --> 00:13:55,637 - Aah,,, - Avalanche! 241 00:13:55,840 --> 00:13:59,389 Noooo! 242 00:14:02,640 --> 00:14:03,709 lLSA: Whoo! 243 00:14:03,920 --> 00:14:07,356 (UP-BEAT RENDlTlON OF 'DECK THE HALLS' PLAYS) 244 00:14:09,280 --> 00:14:12,397 Man, you just can't get waterfall-fresh cocktails like this in the future, 245 00:14:12,600 --> 00:14:15,751 lt just needs, uh, you know, a little bit of relish, 246 00:14:18,960 --> 00:14:19,995 Whoa! 247 00:14:20,200 --> 00:14:21,713 Mmm! 248 00:14:21,920 --> 00:14:23,194 Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! 249 00:14:23,400 --> 00:14:25,038 What's the big idea?! 250 00:14:25,240 --> 00:14:26,753 (LAUGHS) - Don't be mouthin' me! 251 00:14:26,960 --> 00:14:28,518 You should be mouthin' him! 252 00:14:28,720 --> 00:14:30,392 llsa, what,,,? 253 00:14:35,400 --> 00:14:37,118 Old? 254 00:14:37,320 --> 00:14:38,753 Damaged? 255 00:14:40,760 --> 00:14:42,512 (LAUGHS) (GROANS) 256 00:14:44,160 --> 00:14:48,278 Why would Hitler be keeping the Colonel in this,,, romantic bedroom? 257 00:14:48,480 --> 00:14:51,836 You must be,,, worn out from all that torture, Claire, 258 00:14:52,040 --> 00:14:53,758 (BLOWS) Mm! 259 00:14:53,960 --> 00:14:57,555 Why don't you, uh, make yourself comfortable on this, uh, bed? 260 00:14:57,760 --> 00:14:59,034 (GRUNTS) 261 00:15:00,160 --> 00:15:02,310 Oh, lovey-dovey, Ohh! 262 00:15:02,520 --> 00:15:04,192 What is wrong with you?! 263 00:15:04,400 --> 00:15:07,358 l just,,, know how much you like roses, 264 00:15:07,560 --> 00:15:10,028 No, l don't, l,,, can't stand the smell, 265 00:15:11,160 --> 00:15:12,878 (SNlFFS) 266 00:15:13,080 --> 00:15:15,753 Oh,,, Yes, you're right! 267 00:15:15,960 --> 00:15:18,235 Ooh, stop beating around the bush, Tucker, Tucker! 268 00:15:18,440 --> 00:15:19,839 Just say it! 269 00:15:20,040 --> 00:15:21,917 Claire, l want to show you something, 270 00:15:22,120 --> 00:15:23,599 Have you found sensitive dossiers? 271 00:15:23,800 --> 00:15:25,791 No, 272 00:15:27,120 --> 00:15:28,951 Are you ready for,,, prime time? 273 00:15:29,160 --> 00:15:30,832 Hmm, What's prime time? 274 00:15:31,040 --> 00:15:32,314 lt's, uh,,, 275 00:15:32,520 --> 00:15:33,839 (MUMBLES) ,,when l show you my stiffy, 276 00:15:34,040 --> 00:15:35,473 - Speak up, Tucker! - Stiffy! 277 00:15:35,680 --> 00:15:36,954 - Oh! - Aah! 278 00:15:37,160 --> 00:15:39,276 Can't you see l'm trying to foreplay you, Claire? 279 00:15:39,480 --> 00:15:40,913 Tucker, you're acting like a man! 280 00:15:41,120 --> 00:15:43,680 lt's Christmas, Claire, and l'm going to intercourse you -- 281 00:15:43,880 --> 00:15:45,359 no two ways about it, 282 00:15:45,560 --> 00:15:47,630 - Two-way intercourse? - Mmm! 283 00:15:48,920 --> 00:15:51,150 - Ohh! - Mmm! 284 00:15:52,880 --> 00:15:55,314 Claire? How could you? 285 00:15:55,520 --> 00:15:57,397 (GASPS) Two Tuckers? 286 00:15:57,600 --> 00:15:58,828 My God, 287 00:15:59,040 --> 00:16:00,519 You're me, 288 00:16:00,720 --> 00:16:02,756 Yes, From the future, 289 00:16:02,960 --> 00:16:05,076 And l'm a Nazi? 290 00:16:05,280 --> 00:16:06,838 - Goodbye, Claire, - No! 291 00:16:07,040 --> 00:16:09,873 Yes, do it! There's only room in the world for one Tucker, 292 00:16:10,080 --> 00:16:12,389 - You're right, - Ohhh! 293 00:16:13,920 --> 00:16:15,797 (BOTH GROWL WEAKLY) 294 00:16:16,160 --> 00:16:18,196 (LAUGHS) - l can't wait for the future, 295 00:16:18,400 --> 00:16:19,879 l love this synth! 296 00:16:20,080 --> 00:16:22,036 (SlNGS ) o/~ Bee-boo-ba-ba-boo! o/~ 297 00:16:22,240 --> 00:16:23,514 (LAUGHS) This telephone! 298 00:16:23,720 --> 00:16:25,199 These computer disks! 299 00:16:25,400 --> 00:16:27,277 These,,,! Hey, what are these?! 300 00:16:27,480 --> 00:16:28,754 Uh, cheer-up movies! 301 00:16:28,960 --> 00:16:31,872 (GASPS) l LOVE cheer-up movies! (BOTH LAUGH) 302 00:16:32,080 --> 00:16:33,149 BOTH: Aaaagh! 303 00:16:33,360 --> 00:16:34,509 (GASPS) 304 00:16:34,720 --> 00:16:36,073 Aagh! Aaagh! 305 00:16:37,280 --> 00:16:39,794 Stop it, Tuckers! 306 00:16:41,720 --> 00:16:43,870 Run, Pierre! The future people have come to get us! 307 00:16:44,080 --> 00:16:46,594 - Sure! - Uh, no, they are our friends, 308 00:16:46,800 --> 00:16:48,233 Two Tuckers? Two Pierres? 309 00:16:48,440 --> 00:16:50,908 Where's llsa and Jackson and,,, me? 310 00:16:51,120 --> 00:16:52,394 You're right here, 311 00:16:52,600 --> 00:16:54,556 Oh! Oh! 312 00:16:54,760 --> 00:16:56,193 Oh! 313 00:16:57,360 --> 00:16:58,873 lf you don't come away with me, Claire, 314 00:16:59,080 --> 00:17:00,354 then this will be your fate! 315 00:17:00,560 --> 00:17:01,675 - Ohh! - Now,,, 316 00:17:01,880 --> 00:17:04,189 Stop being a flannel and let's live happily ever after, 317 00:17:04,400 --> 00:17:07,233 Tucker, you've had your Claire, You can't have another one! 318 00:17:07,440 --> 00:17:09,351 "Why try future marmalade on your crumpet 319 00:17:09,560 --> 00:17:13,075 "when,,, present marmalade does the job just fine?" l say, 320 00:17:13,280 --> 00:17:14,554 Oh, leave me alone! 321 00:17:14,760 --> 00:17:17,035 Tucker, we've been consumed by the temptations of time travel 322 00:17:17,240 --> 00:17:18,832 and forgotten the real reason we're here, 323 00:17:19,040 --> 00:17:21,713 - l thought you were here to party, - Yes! Uh,,, no, 324 00:17:21,920 --> 00:17:23,194 Wait, No, 325 00:17:23,400 --> 00:17:25,470 Hitler has come back from the future to change the world, 326 00:17:25,680 --> 00:17:28,592 And if we do not stop him, then we may never exist! 327 00:17:28,800 --> 00:17:30,074 (BOTH GASP) 328 00:17:30,280 --> 00:17:31,599 We should fight them together! 329 00:17:31,800 --> 00:17:33,870 - Yes! - l won't work with these murderous future scoundrels! 330 00:17:34,080 --> 00:17:35,035 Hear, hear, 331 00:17:35,240 --> 00:17:36,912 Come on, my friends, huh? 332 00:17:37,120 --> 00:17:38,473 lt's Christmas, 333 00:17:38,680 --> 00:17:39,635 - Yes! - Yeah, 334 00:17:39,840 --> 00:17:41,159 Oh,,, 335 00:17:41,360 --> 00:17:42,634 Oh,,, all right, then, 336 00:17:42,840 --> 00:17:45,593 - Oh-ho-ho! Yes! - Yeah! 337 00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:49,319 (SNlFFS) Oh! 338 00:17:49,520 --> 00:17:51,238 Wow! 339 00:17:51,440 --> 00:17:53,431 BOTH PlERRES: Merry Christmas, everyone! 340 00:17:53,640 --> 00:17:55,596 (ALL LAUGH) 341 00:17:55,800 --> 00:17:57,995 JACKSON: Cheers, Cheers, - Oh, hey, hey, stop! 342 00:17:58,200 --> 00:18:00,998 We've done it again! We're supposed to be killing Hitler! 343 00:18:01,200 --> 00:18:02,474 Come on, Pierre, 344 00:18:02,680 --> 00:18:05,069 One more waterfall-fresh Shirley Temple, 345 00:18:05,280 --> 00:18:07,191 - No! - Yes! 346 00:18:07,400 --> 00:18:10,233 Sorry, my friend, l thought he was talking to me! 347 00:18:10,440 --> 00:18:11,873 l thought he was talking to me! 348 00:18:12,080 --> 00:18:14,469 (ALL LAUGH) 'Cause we are the same,,, 349 00:18:15,520 --> 00:18:17,158 Let's go win some war, 350 00:18:17,360 --> 00:18:18,509 ALL: Yeah! 351 00:18:20,960 --> 00:18:23,349 (PLAYS 'SONG OF JO Y' ON GUlTAR) 352 00:18:25,480 --> 00:18:26,913 (BOMB WHlSTLES THROUGH THE AlR) 353 00:18:29,080 --> 00:18:32,072 (EXPLOSlONS) 354 00:18:33,360 --> 00:18:35,999 ( CONTlNUES PLAYlNG GUlTAR) 355 00:18:55,040 --> 00:18:56,792 (GROANS) 356 00:18:58,280 --> 00:18:59,998 - Hey? Hey, you? - Huh? Huh? Huh? 357 00:19:00,200 --> 00:19:02,031 l'm on your side, l'm a spy, 358 00:19:02,240 --> 00:19:03,798 - Spy? - Look, 359 00:19:04,000 --> 00:19:04,910 (GAGS) 360 00:19:05,120 --> 00:19:07,156 Huh? Uh,,, 361 00:19:07,360 --> 00:19:08,839 (RAPlD GUNFlRE) 362 00:19:18,440 --> 00:19:20,351 Oh! 363 00:19:40,080 --> 00:19:42,992 (WHlRRlNG ) 364 00:19:50,560 --> 00:19:51,993 Aaagh! 365 00:19:54,000 --> 00:19:54,910 Ahh! 366 00:19:55,120 --> 00:19:56,553 Shut up, Leanne! 367 00:19:56,760 --> 00:19:58,751 l don't wanna go to school! 368 00:19:58,960 --> 00:20:02,157 (LAUGHS MANlACALLY) 369 00:20:03,960 --> 00:20:05,234 Hey, 370 00:20:05,440 --> 00:20:07,032 Where am l? 371 00:20:07,240 --> 00:20:08,514 There's that shiny piece of shrimp! 372 00:20:08,720 --> 00:20:10,915 (ALL SHOUT AT ONCE) 373 00:20:12,520 --> 00:20:14,795 This one! Yeah, yeah, yeah, 374 00:20:16,520 --> 00:20:18,670 (ACTlON MUSlC) 375 00:20:23,680 --> 00:20:27,912 (BOMB WHlSTLES THROUGH THE AlR) (EXPLOSlONS) 376 00:20:34,920 --> 00:20:36,717 No, Hitler, l have the power, 377 00:20:36,920 --> 00:20:37,989 (LAUGHS) 378 00:20:38,200 --> 00:20:41,636 Sit,,, down,,, you! 379 00:20:41,840 --> 00:20:43,432 Huh? Oh,,, 380 00:20:47,320 --> 00:20:48,594 Damn it, 381 00:20:48,800 --> 00:20:50,836 Now original Hitler is invincible, 382 00:20:51,040 --> 00:20:52,359 He's won! Shit! 383 00:20:52,560 --> 00:20:53,834 We need a Christmas miracle, 384 00:20:54,040 --> 00:20:56,634 And we need it fast, This place is falling apart, 385 00:20:56,840 --> 00:20:58,239 Claire, do you still have,,,? 386 00:20:58,440 --> 00:21:00,078 Claire? 387 00:21:01,400 --> 00:21:02,833 We're here to rescue you, Colonel, 388 00:21:03,040 --> 00:21:04,234 (LAUGHS) 389 00:21:04,440 --> 00:21:05,759 No, naive Pierre, 390 00:21:05,960 --> 00:21:07,518 Get down, Claire, Get down, 391 00:21:07,720 --> 00:21:09,153 COLONEL: Get down! 392 00:21:11,760 --> 00:21:14,354 No! 393 00:21:15,960 --> 00:21:17,439 No! 394 00:21:18,840 --> 00:21:22,116 ALL: Aaagh! 395 00:21:25,200 --> 00:21:27,316 (LAUGHS) 396 00:21:27,520 --> 00:21:29,397 No! Aaagh! Aah! 397 00:21:32,720 --> 00:21:34,790 We're still here, right? Are you all right, my friends? 398 00:21:35,000 --> 00:21:36,752 Do you feel like you don't exist? 399 00:21:36,960 --> 00:21:40,077 - No, - Uh, me neither, l, uh, feel pretty good, 400 00:21:40,280 --> 00:21:42,589 Then the continuum was bull-fish! 401 00:21:45,360 --> 00:21:47,191 Not so fast, Johnny! 402 00:21:47,400 --> 00:21:49,038 l'm putting you in detention! 403 00:21:49,240 --> 00:21:50,832 Aaaagh! 404 00:21:51,040 --> 00:21:52,439 Nice one, my friend! 405 00:21:53,960 --> 00:21:55,598 JACKSON: Whoa! Whoa-whoa! 406 00:21:56,480 --> 00:21:57,833 (WHlNES) 407 00:22:00,320 --> 00:22:02,276 More like gun power, (FlRES GUN) 408 00:22:02,480 --> 00:22:04,596 Aaagh! Aaagh! Aaagh! 409 00:22:04,800 --> 00:22:06,597 l'm so sorry, Claire, 410 00:22:08,160 --> 00:22:09,434 l suppose this means,,, 411 00:22:09,640 --> 00:22:11,551 l'm just not meant to have you, 412 00:22:13,280 --> 00:22:16,511 Here, take this, in case you get peckish in the afterlife, 413 00:22:19,680 --> 00:22:21,432 (BOMB WHlSTLES THROUGH THE AlR) 414 00:22:26,640 --> 00:22:27,914 l'm sorry, Colonel, 415 00:22:28,120 --> 00:22:30,395 We came from the future to stop this from happening, 416 00:22:30,600 --> 00:22:32,397 Nice work, you migrant, 417 00:22:36,920 --> 00:22:38,399 Yes, llsa, 418 00:22:38,600 --> 00:22:42,036 l think it's safe to assume Hitler is proper dead, 419 00:22:43,080 --> 00:22:44,638 Adolf Dead-ler, 420 00:22:44,840 --> 00:22:46,432 COLONEL: Yes, l like the sound of that, 421 00:22:46,640 --> 00:22:48,949 Ohhh! Just get me the hell out of here! 422 00:22:49,160 --> 00:22:51,116 Lucky l brought extra mozzarella, 423 00:22:51,320 --> 00:22:52,275 (LAUGHS) 424 00:22:52,480 --> 00:22:54,948 Here, take one, Yes, here, one for you! 425 00:22:55,160 --> 00:22:56,752 Here, Tucker, Jackson, 426 00:22:56,960 --> 00:22:58,393 Wait! 427 00:22:58,600 --> 00:23:01,034 Can we spare an extra drink,,, 428 00:23:01,240 --> 00:23:02,878 for the Colonel? 429 00:23:03,080 --> 00:23:04,832 Don't be a prawn cracker, Tucker! 430 00:23:05,040 --> 00:23:08,237 Now you're gone, l'm gonna get all the credit for winning the war! 431 00:23:08,440 --> 00:23:10,431 Now, nick off, before you ruin it somehow! 432 00:23:10,640 --> 00:23:12,312 To the future! 433 00:23:12,520 --> 00:23:14,636 JACKSON: Yeah! - Ugh! 434 00:23:14,840 --> 00:23:16,592 Ohh,,, 435 00:23:20,880 --> 00:23:23,758 Ohhh! 436 00:23:25,560 --> 00:23:27,118 Hey, hey! 437 00:23:27,320 --> 00:23:29,436 Smells like our original time line, 438 00:23:29,640 --> 00:23:31,153 We're home! 439 00:23:31,360 --> 00:23:32,634 JACKSON: Yeah! 440 00:23:32,840 --> 00:23:34,910 Yeah! Fast-food joint! Bonus! 441 00:23:38,000 --> 00:23:39,353 Let's go pat that horse! 442 00:23:39,560 --> 00:23:43,348 l'll take five guacamole wieners and an extra medium cheese-shake, 443 00:23:45,280 --> 00:23:46,872 A German horse, Ooh, 444 00:23:48,840 --> 00:23:49,795 Huh? 445 00:23:53,280 --> 00:23:54,554 Hitler Hat?! 446 00:23:54,760 --> 00:23:57,149 ALL: Hitler Hat?! 447 00:23:57,360 --> 00:23:58,429 Mm, 448 00:24:03,880 --> 00:24:06,235 JACKSON: Uh-oh, 449 00:24:06,440 --> 00:24:07,714 New from Tamico, 450 00:24:07,920 --> 00:24:09,273 Das Fuhrer, the board game! 451 00:24:09,480 --> 00:24:10,879 Listen to HitIer's orders and survive, 452 00:24:11,080 --> 00:24:12,593 HITLER: AII pIayers eat one mushroom, 453 00:24:12,800 --> 00:24:14,313 BOTH: Yes, mein Fuhrer! 454 00:24:15,400 --> 00:24:16,469 Ugh! 455 00:24:16,680 --> 00:24:17,669 Progress around the board 456 00:24:17,880 --> 00:24:18,790 using HitIer's dice dome! 457 00:24:19,000 --> 00:24:21,309 Oh, no! I Ianded on war crimes! 458 00:24:21,520 --> 00:24:22,589 Take your cyanide 459 00:24:22,800 --> 00:24:24,074 before the AIIies find you, 460 00:24:24,280 --> 00:24:26,032 Yes! HonourabIe death bonus! 461 00:24:26,240 --> 00:24:28,310 Be the first to escape to Argentina 462 00:24:28,520 --> 00:24:30,397 and Iive off untoId stoIen riches! 463 00:24:30,600 --> 00:24:31,828 Ha-ha, ha-ha, ha-ha! 464 00:24:32,040 --> 00:24:32,916 Victory, 465 00:24:33,120 --> 00:24:34,599 Das Fuhrer board game, avaiIabIe now 466 00:24:34,800 --> 00:24:37,360 at aII good pro-Nazi retaiIers, from Tamico, 467 00:24:39,640 --> 00:24:41,756 Subtitles SBS Australia 201 4 468 00:24:52,440 --> 00:24:54,032 Make that time-travel cocktail, Pierre, 469 00:24:54,240 --> 00:24:56,708 and get us out of this godforsaken Nazi universe, 470 00:24:56,920 --> 00:24:58,399 lt's freakin' mozzarella! 471 00:25:02,520 --> 00:25:04,272 Run, my friends! l'll save you! 29305

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