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[dramatic music]
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So they are pulling the offer
on "The Fast and the Furious."
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What? Why?
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Because you were photographed
doing whippets
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at the White House
Correspondents Dinner.
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It's on "Just Jared."
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Dude,
everyone there was drunk.
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You're 29.
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Who does whippets
outside of high school?
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It was with the Avengers, okay?
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Like two of 'em.
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- Who?
- Cool ones.
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Like from the first movie.
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How do we fix this?
Can he do a charity event?
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Or--
[Peter sighs]
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Do people know what happened
to his father?
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On 9/11?
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- Ma...
- Look, Pete,
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we just have to prove that
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you can show up to a place
on time,
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do your job
with zero catastrophes.
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Yeah, guys, I'm not that bad.
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You're treating me like
I'm an island boy.
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Listen.
We'll do whatever it takes.
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Good.
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Vin Diesel's daughter is a fan.
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She's having a birthday party
on a yacht this weekend.
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If you could perform there
on time and sober,
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I think they'd reconsider.
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Pete, I know you can do this.
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It's a birthday party
for a kid, guys.
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I think I got this.
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It's in Florida.
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- Oh, for God's sake.
- What?
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Oh, Florida is where
you were at your worst.
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It's everything wrong with you
in one state.
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Look. I'll be good, okay?
I'll get the movie, all right?
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I'm glad to hear
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that you are open
to making the right decision,
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but I'm a bit concerned
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because you're doing nitrous
right now.
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[inhales deeply]
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Just do the show
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without attracting
any attention to yourself.
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I don't want to see
a single paparazzi photo of you
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acting stupid in Florida, okay?
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Okay.
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- Evan.
- Yeah?
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I need you to put this
on Pete.
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Uh, what--what is it?
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It's a tracking device.
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I need to know where he is
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and what he's doing
at all times.
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I'm also sending Poppy and Roy
with you guys.
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What?
W-why?
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There's some sandwich
Poppy wants
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one last time before he dies.
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Is this--
is this really necessary?
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This is Florida.
We cannot be too careful.
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Okay.
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[energetic electronic music]
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* Ooh-ooh! ♪
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♪ ♪
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Gilly.
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♪ ♪
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Take it easy, bro.
It's a rental.
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Hey,
who's all those friggin' guys?
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- Those are the boys.
- Boys go everywhere with him.
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Hey, Amy,
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who's that supermodel
standing there with you?
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Hey, Roy.
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She knows my name.
[laughs]
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- Yo.
- Yo, Petey.
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Lotta ass out in Florida
right now.
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I'm checking my Bumble, dude.
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I might have some
fucking pussy this weekend.
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Also, you're
in my profile picture,
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so that's helping quite a bit.
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I DM'd Chris Evans.
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Dude, I told him
I was with you guys,
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and he was like, "Cool."
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Okay, everybody ready to go?
[engine turns over]
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Roy are you sure you know
how to drive that thing?
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Oh, I'll figure it out.
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[tires screeching]
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♪ ♪
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Sorry!
I'll get someone to fix that.
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* Last call ♪
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* Ooh-ooh! ♪
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- ♪ Last call *
- * Ooh-ooh! ♪
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{\an8}Hey, Ma.
What are you doing?
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{\an8}Pete and Poppy are on 95
right now.
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{\an8}They are going 12 miles
over the speed limit.
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{\an8}Okay, okay.
This is disturbing, okay?
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{\an8}You need to stop stalking Pete
like the rest of the world.
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{\an8}What am I, chopped liver?
Come on.
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{\an8}Let's go out.
Let's do something.
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What do you wanna do?
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I wanna go out to dinner.
Come on.
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We should be taking advantage
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of the fact
that Pete's not here.
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Enough.
He's a grown man, okay?
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So, uh, so, what--what'd
you do before you retired?
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I was in the export business.
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- Negotiator-slash-courier.
- [chuckles]
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Kinda sounds
like you were in the CIA.
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Joe tell you that?
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What?
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Hey,
no doobies in the fucking car.
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I won't be able to breathe.
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Fucking guys.
Damn it.
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No problem.
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We don't got to get high
to have fun.
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- Right, boys?
- Right.
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We just gonna watch TV
and eat these gummy bears.
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You got gummy bears?
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[softly]
Crillz, mm-mm.
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What?
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- [indistinct chatter]
- Have a little more, yeah.
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- Way to go.
- Good?
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- Yeah, tastes all right.
- Okay.
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You might wanna take it easy
on those.
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He's gonna be
in the stratosphere, nigga.
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So what do you guys do?
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I love your grandson.
That's what I do.
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Yeah.
Me, too.
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- I also make acai bowls.
- I'd kill for him.
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Where the fuck
you find these assholes?
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- Staten Island.
- Change my name,
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move to Michigan...
[notification chimes]
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Fuck, it's my agent.
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[sighs]
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What's up?
You okay?
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Someone's leaking shit.
It's the paparazzi again.
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- Sounds like you got a rat.
- Really?
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You think someone would rat
on me?
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Well, you surround yourself
with garbage, you attract rats.
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Uh, no offense, guys.
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Nah, I get it.
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I don't.
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Ugh, I'm getting tired
over here.
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I'll take a little nap.
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Yo,
those some badass glasses.
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- You like 'em?
- Yeah.
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- You wanna try 'em on?
- Fuck yeah.
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There you go.
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- How do I look?
- Yeah, you look good, my G.
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Yeah, yeah.
[laughter]
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Ah.
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[laughter]
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Good night, sweet prince.
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[smooth upbeat music]
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♪ ♪
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I don't even think
she put our names down.
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You know,
let's just go to Danino's.
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Let's go.
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You know what? Fuck this.
We're getting in.
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♪ ♪
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Excuse me, sorry.
I'm sorry. Sorry.
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♪ ♪
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Okay, that's great.
Thank you.
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She's giving us a table.
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What did you do?
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Told her Pete was coming.
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Well, look at you.
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Right this way, ladies.
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I feel disgusting.
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I'm not hungry anymore,
but I still need a drink.
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[sighs]
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Psst.
Pete.
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So I've got this movie idea
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I been writing down
in my notes.
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Have you?
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So we start off
on a dark and rainy day.
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There's a man
in a ten-gallon hat,
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smoking a cigarette.
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He looks down and sees
his shoes are untied.
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He ties his shoes
and then walks to the casino.
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Is he gonna play blackjack?
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Is he gonna put the money
back in his pocket
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and go home to his wife?
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Does he have a wife?
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What the fuck
are you talking about?
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If you are telling me
that no one at work knows,
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like, do they even know
that I'm your mother?
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[laughs] Yeah, announce it
to the whole hospital.
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Oh, hey,
my brother's really famous.
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That's all
you should talk to me about.
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Oh, so you don't like
all the attention?
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No, I just like
having one place in the world
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where I get to be Casey,
not Pete's sister.
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I was on a date once,
and the guy was like,
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"I'm so sorry for all
that your brother went through
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when his dad died."
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Who's the sensitive
mystery man?
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Okay, um, do you know
what it's like
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to have people
constantly ask you
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about your brother's dick?
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So your friends are
interested in him.
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See?
That's what he needs.
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Like, a nice, normal,
average girl.
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- Like you!
- Average?
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No. You know, I mean--
not these starlets, you know,
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that do yoga.
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Okay,
stop talking about Pete.
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Which one are you?
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I'm Dave.
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Mr. Larocca said there
was something about me
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he just didn't like,
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so I have to stay up here
the rest of the trip.
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Uh-huh.
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Hi. I hope
you're enjoying everything.
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Yes.
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Uh, but at this point,
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your guest probably
isn't arriving,
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and we're gonna need
this table.
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I'm sorry, do you have
any idea who my son is?
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Timothée Chalamet. Yeah.
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We're the Chalamets!
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And I--
I am Pete Davidson's mother.
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I just told you
I don't want--
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I am.
That's his sister.
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And you're not gonna
usher us out of here
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like we're sort of
normal people.
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- All right?
- All right.
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I'm the queen
of Staten Island!
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Okay, okay, come on.
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Marisa Tomei played me
in the movie!
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[upbeat salsa music]
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♪ ♪
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* Touchdown, hand down ♪
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So then he takes the playing
card out of his hat,
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the Ace of Spades,
and that's his name.
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Ace fucking Spade.
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You gotta work on that pitch.
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It's just a lot
of stage direction.
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- [camera shutters clicking]
- The fuck?
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Yo, how'd they know
I'd be here?
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I don't know. I-I used
your fake name, Tostito Jones.
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They're probably here for me.
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I just shot my second episode
of "Blue Bloods."
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[chuckles]
Fame move fast.
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It's your rat.
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- Fuck.
- Fucking rat.
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[sighs]
Let's do this. Let's go.
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Yeah, yeah.
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[camera shutters clicking]
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- [grunts] No more pictures!
- Oh, shit!
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- What's going on?
- [screams]
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- [camera parts shattering]
- Holy shit.
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Hey, what's up, boys?
Welcome to Miami!
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305. That's the area code.
Y'all ready to get Crispy?
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- Come on. Let's go.
- Welcome to Miami.
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Who the fuck is that?
255
00:09:58,932 --> 00:10:00,232
Hey, no pictures,
no pictures!
256
00:10:00,266 --> 00:10:01,556
Yeah, please.
Don't do that.
257
00:10:01,601 --> 00:10:02,731
I'ma take care of everything
for you.
258
00:10:02,769 --> 00:10:04,599
One second.
I just gotta get the keys.
259
00:10:04,646 --> 00:10:07,856
I already got it, boss.
Room 427, the Kid Rock suite.
260
00:10:07,899 --> 00:10:09,229
Hold on.
Do you work here?
261
00:10:09,275 --> 00:10:10,565
Is that true?
It's called the Kid Rock Suite?
262
00:10:10,610 --> 00:10:11,700
I mean,
it's just the room that
263
00:10:11,736 --> 00:10:13,236
me and Kid Rock
did a bunch of coke
264
00:10:13,279 --> 00:10:16,779
and made love to this woman
and it was mad romantic.
265
00:10:16,825 --> 00:10:19,195
- I don't like this guy.
- Yeah?
266
00:10:19,244 --> 00:10:21,584
Well, I don't like this guy, either.
267
00:10:21,621 --> 00:10:23,831
[laughs]
Crispy!
268
00:10:23,873 --> 00:10:26,083
Oh, I like those glasses.
Can I try 'em on?
269
00:10:26,126 --> 00:10:28,336
No.
270
00:10:28,378 --> 00:10:32,048
Come on,
move your crunchy fucking ass.
271
00:10:32,090 --> 00:10:35,390
Lady?
272
00:10:35,427 --> 00:10:38,387
Oh, yeah. And by the way,
my name is Crispy.
273
00:10:38,430 --> 00:10:40,850
I got all the best jewelry
in Southern Florida.
274
00:10:40,890 --> 00:10:42,770
Hit me up.
I'll hook you guys up.
275
00:10:42,809 --> 00:10:45,269
Oh, my shit is way better
than Lou's Diamonds.
276
00:10:45,311 --> 00:10:48,231
Lou's Diamonds can suck my dick
from the back.
277
00:10:48,273 --> 00:10:49,693
Crispy!
278
00:10:53,194 --> 00:10:54,364
This is fucking awesome!
279
00:10:54,404 --> 00:10:55,864
That's what I'm talking about,
dude!
280
00:10:55,905 --> 00:10:57,235
These movies are fucking sick, man.
281
00:10:57,282 --> 00:10:59,412
Vin Diesel is like
Martin Scorsese.
282
00:10:59,451 --> 00:11:01,241
The two share the same photo
in my head.
283
00:11:01,286 --> 00:11:03,406
How can you love this
and not "Endgame"?
284
00:11:03,455 --> 00:11:05,575
I mean, Doc Brown's DeLorean
makes more sense
285
00:11:05,623 --> 00:11:07,253
than Dominic Toretto's Charger.
286
00:11:07,292 --> 00:11:08,922
This is a dumb debate, okay?
287
00:11:08,960 --> 00:11:11,000
Action beats sci-fi every time.
288
00:11:11,046 --> 00:11:12,836
It's just mindless fun.
289
00:11:12,881 --> 00:11:14,091
Like, that's the beauty
of these movies.
290
00:11:14,132 --> 00:11:15,972
You don't have to follow
a story.
291
00:11:16,009 --> 00:11:17,969
- There's no logic.
- That's right.
292
00:11:18,011 --> 00:11:19,761
Just strap in,
wait for 'splosions.
293
00:11:19,804 --> 00:11:21,854
[dramatic music]
294
00:11:21,890 --> 00:11:22,970
Yeah,
I got a fucking hand job
295
00:11:23,016 --> 00:11:24,516
to "The Fast and the Furious"
once.
296
00:11:24,559 --> 00:11:26,599
[snoring]
297
00:11:26,644 --> 00:11:27,814
[chuckles and snorts]
298
00:11:32,650 --> 00:11:33,780
- Oh, hey!
- [gasps]
299
00:11:33,818 --> 00:11:35,198
Hey,
I got locked out of my room.
300
00:11:35,236 --> 00:11:37,776
- Can I use your shower?
- [groans] Yeah, dude.
301
00:11:37,822 --> 00:11:39,822
Where the fuck did you go
last night?
302
00:11:39,866 --> 00:11:42,236
[chuckles]
Where, indeed.
303
00:11:42,285 --> 00:11:43,445
[softly]
Where, indeed.
304
00:11:43,495 --> 00:11:46,655
The fuck
happened to your face, dude?
305
00:11:46,706 --> 00:11:48,246
See ya at breakfast.
306
00:11:50,418 --> 00:11:53,168
[chuckles]
Classic Dave.
307
00:11:54,464 --> 00:11:57,384
[upbeat music]
308
00:11:57,425 --> 00:12:01,545
♪ ♪
309
00:12:01,596 --> 00:12:03,006
This OJ is mad pulpy.
310
00:12:03,056 --> 00:12:04,806
- Yeah. That's coffee.
- Thanks.
311
00:12:04,849 --> 00:12:07,269
- I'll get the next one.
- Cool.
312
00:12:07,310 --> 00:12:10,810
- [sighs]
- Hey! Morning! There he is!
313
00:12:10,855 --> 00:12:12,015
What happened to your face?
314
00:12:12,065 --> 00:12:13,685
I made it right.
315
00:12:13,733 --> 00:12:15,153
What are you guys doing?
316
00:12:15,193 --> 00:12:16,493
Roy's coming with the car
317
00:12:16,528 --> 00:12:17,648
and we're gonna go
have the Cuban sandwiches.
318
00:12:17,696 --> 00:12:18,946
You forgot?
319
00:12:18,988 --> 00:12:20,278
Oh, we're gonna stop
at Crispy's first.
320
00:12:20,323 --> 00:12:21,453
We'll get, like,
the sandwiches later.
321
00:12:21,491 --> 00:12:22,991
You're gonna see
that asshole?
322
00:12:23,034 --> 00:12:24,164
Yeah, it'll be fun.
323
00:12:24,202 --> 00:12:25,412
You don't even
know the fucking guy.
324
00:12:25,453 --> 00:12:26,663
Hey, Pete,
I-I don't think we have time.
325
00:12:26,705 --> 00:12:28,665
He's, like,
totally in the wrong direction.
326
00:12:28,707 --> 00:12:29,867
What are you talking about?
We gotta go.
327
00:12:29,916 --> 00:12:30,996
We gotta go to Crispy's.
328
00:12:31,042 --> 00:12:32,292
We can't miss this party.
329
00:12:32,335 --> 00:12:33,415
When a guy like that walks
into your life,
330
00:12:33,461 --> 00:12:35,381
you kinda just gotta go
along with it.
331
00:12:35,422 --> 00:12:37,802
When in Rome,
you do as the Romans do.
332
00:12:37,841 --> 00:12:39,471
That was originally a threat.
333
00:12:39,509 --> 00:12:41,549
Quando a Roma.
334
00:12:41,594 --> 00:12:43,514
[inhales deeply]
All right, guys. Come on.
335
00:12:48,143 --> 00:12:51,103
Hey.
Listen to me.
336
00:12:51,146 --> 00:12:54,476
Whatever happens to him,
I do to you.
337
00:12:54,524 --> 00:12:56,744
Y-you mean, like, only, like,
the bad stuff, right?
338
00:12:56,776 --> 00:12:58,646
Yeah, just the bad stuff.
339
00:13:00,572 --> 00:13:02,532
- * You supposed to *
- * Party like a mofo ♪
340
00:13:02,574 --> 00:13:04,414
- * He supposed to *
- * Party like a mofo ♪
341
00:13:04,451 --> 00:13:06,331
- * She's supposed to *
- * Party like a mofo ♪
342
00:13:06,369 --> 00:13:08,039
- * We supposed to *
- * Party like a mofo ♪
343
00:13:08,079 --> 00:13:09,249
- * You supposed to *
- * Party like a mofo ♪
344
00:13:09,289 --> 00:13:11,709
Looks pretty cool, huh?
345
00:13:11,750 --> 00:13:14,630
- * She's supposed to *
- * Party like a mofo ♪
346
00:13:14,669 --> 00:13:16,709
Hey, let's just, like,
keep the car running.
347
00:13:16,755 --> 00:13:18,375
Man, fuck you.
348
00:13:18,423 --> 00:13:20,933
Pete, wouldn't it be funny
as, like, a bit,
349
00:13:20,967 --> 00:13:22,887
you bought us these watches
as a, like,
350
00:13:22,927 --> 00:13:24,297
'cause they're so dumb?
351
00:13:24,346 --> 00:13:27,516
I would get the dumbest one
as a bit.
352
00:13:27,557 --> 00:13:30,097
Hey, Pete. I think this is,
like, a really weird situation.
353
00:13:30,143 --> 00:13:34,733
We're in a gas station
that sells necklaces.
354
00:13:34,773 --> 00:13:36,983
Yeah, yeah,
let's get the fuck outta here.
355
00:13:37,025 --> 00:13:39,735
Lock the fucking safe, Raoul!
Ah!
356
00:13:39,778 --> 00:13:42,948
Oh, shit!
Pete, you made it!
357
00:13:42,989 --> 00:13:45,239
Oh, baby,
I knew you was a real one!
358
00:13:45,283 --> 00:13:48,293
Take it in, baby.
Crispy Diamonds, world-famous.
359
00:13:48,328 --> 00:13:49,948
I built this place
with my bare hands.
360
00:13:49,996 --> 00:13:51,616
Huh?
It's crispy, right? Huh?
361
00:13:51,664 --> 00:13:53,174
- Yeah, man.
- Let's get you hooked up.
362
00:13:53,208 --> 00:13:55,538
Yeah, uh, we just,
you know, wanted to come by,
363
00:13:55,585 --> 00:13:57,705
say hello,
and check out the place.
364
00:13:57,754 --> 00:14:01,554
It's real cool, but we gotta
get going for a gig, so...
365
00:14:01,591 --> 00:14:03,431
What do you mean?
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
366
00:14:03,468 --> 00:14:05,138
You're gonna drive
all the way out to see me
367
00:14:05,178 --> 00:14:06,758
and not check out
all the crispies?
368
00:14:06,805 --> 00:14:08,965
You know I got the crispies.
Come on, you can't leave.
369
00:14:09,015 --> 00:14:10,095
Just give me one more chance,
all right?
370
00:14:10,141 --> 00:14:11,731
Look, I got the Instagram wall.
371
00:14:11,768 --> 00:14:14,938
You can take a picture in front
of the famous Instagram wall!
372
00:14:14,979 --> 00:14:16,439
Sorry, man.
We gotta go, but--
373
00:14:16,481 --> 00:14:18,441
You know what? You're right.
This place is a shithole.
374
00:14:18,483 --> 00:14:20,403
I'm gonna take you to someplace
really crispy.
375
00:14:20,443 --> 00:14:22,203
I got another place.
It's five minutes away.
376
00:14:22,237 --> 00:14:23,697
We could get there
in 20 minutes.
377
00:14:23,738 --> 00:14:26,118
Just give me one second to
call my friend and hook it up.
378
00:14:26,157 --> 00:14:27,277
Glenda, will you get 'em
some tap water?
379
00:14:27,325 --> 00:14:28,655
[snaping fingers]
Glenda? Glenda?
380
00:14:28,702 --> 00:14:30,622
She's in a K-hole!
I'll be right back.
381
00:14:30,662 --> 00:14:32,622
[upbeat music on radio]
382
00:14:32,664 --> 00:14:35,714
So we're, like, going to,
like, a second location?
383
00:14:35,750 --> 00:14:39,340
Yeah. He said
it's, like, extra crispy.
384
00:14:43,717 --> 00:14:45,757
Yeah, welcome
to the Crispy compound, boys.
385
00:14:45,802 --> 00:14:48,972
I rented this place out to
Diplo once for a foam party,
386
00:14:49,014 --> 00:14:51,314
if you guys wanna watch
the Ring footage later.
387
00:14:51,349 --> 00:14:54,559
- [chuckling] Take it in, boys!
- Wow.
388
00:14:54,602 --> 00:14:57,062
This place is sick, man.
We should've came here first.
389
00:14:57,105 --> 00:15:00,355
- Make yourselves at home.
- Wow.
390
00:15:00,400 --> 00:15:02,440
That--that was,
like, literally,
391
00:15:02,485 --> 00:15:05,195
like, a two-hour drive.
We are so fucked.
392
00:15:05,238 --> 00:15:07,528
Fuck.
393
00:15:07,574 --> 00:15:10,624
Pete, you should buy
this fucking moose.
394
00:15:10,660 --> 00:15:13,370
I'm not selling
a fucking thing!
395
00:15:13,413 --> 00:15:16,173
- [snorting laughter]
- Dad, you're embarrassing me.
396
00:15:16,207 --> 00:15:17,917
[chuckles uncomfortably]
Crispy!
397
00:15:17,959 --> 00:15:19,749
Your name is Ben!
398
00:15:19,794 --> 00:15:21,054
Shh!
Come on!
399
00:15:21,087 --> 00:15:24,417
You and your friends
can take a look around.
400
00:15:24,466 --> 00:15:29,296
Don't touch anything
or you're dead.
401
00:15:29,346 --> 00:15:30,216
Come on, Pete.
I wanna show you something.
402
00:15:30,263 --> 00:15:31,853
Okay.
403
00:15:31,890 --> 00:15:33,600
I'm so sorry.
My dad's so embarrassing.
404
00:15:33,641 --> 00:15:35,731
I don't even know
if he's my biological dad.
405
00:15:35,769 --> 00:15:37,349
He raised me, but we never
really known if he--
406
00:15:37,395 --> 00:15:39,515
Hey, uh, Mr. Crispy, uh,
407
00:15:39,564 --> 00:15:41,694
Pete's has to get to this show
before this boat leaves.
408
00:15:41,733 --> 00:15:43,323
His career kind of depends
on it.
409
00:15:43,360 --> 00:15:44,740
Okay, I'm sorry.
Excuse me.
410
00:15:44,778 --> 00:15:46,448
Are you, like, the manager
or the agent or something?
411
00:15:46,488 --> 00:15:47,948
'Cause what the fuck do you
keep interrupting me for?
412
00:15:47,989 --> 00:15:50,029
Seriously? I just need
a couple minutes with him.
413
00:15:50,075 --> 00:15:51,235
Okay, look, I'm sorry, look.
414
00:15:51,284 --> 00:15:52,954
Please, pretty please
with sugar on top
415
00:15:52,994 --> 00:15:54,584
just give me two seconds,
we'll be right back.
416
00:15:54,621 --> 00:15:56,041
- That's all I need!
- We're almost done.
417
00:15:56,081 --> 00:15:59,081
Okay? Just two minutes.
Huh? I care about stuff, Pete.
418
00:15:59,125 --> 00:16:02,335
- That's cool, man.
- I care about stuff, Pete!
419
00:16:04,381 --> 00:16:06,631
- [sighs] Sick, bro.
- Yeah, this this is so--
420
00:16:06,675 --> 00:16:08,715
I mean, look,
you got the leather crisp,
421
00:16:08,760 --> 00:16:10,930
the air conditioning
gets extra crispy.
422
00:16:10,970 --> 00:16:14,140
Of course, the GPS, in case
you wanna go to Crispytown.
423
00:16:14,182 --> 00:16:16,392
Oh, fuck!
The paps are back.
424
00:16:16,434 --> 00:16:17,984
How do they keep finding us?
I don't get it.
425
00:16:18,019 --> 00:16:19,439
Oh, shit.
426
00:16:19,479 --> 00:16:20,859
Well, if you want, we could
get the fuck outta Dodge.
427
00:16:20,897 --> 00:16:22,857
- That'd be great. How?
- In the Dodge.
428
00:16:22,899 --> 00:16:24,229
[laughing]
Crispy!
429
00:16:24,275 --> 00:16:26,485
[laughs]
Hey, fuck you, Dad!
430
00:16:26,528 --> 00:16:27,818
[both laughing]
[engine revving]
431
00:16:27,862 --> 00:16:30,822
[tires squealing]
432
00:16:36,871 --> 00:16:37,911
What just happened?
433
00:16:37,956 --> 00:16:39,286
You know what the fuck
just happened.
434
00:16:39,332 --> 00:16:42,132
What are you waiting for?
Get the fuck outta here!
435
00:16:42,168 --> 00:16:44,878
[energetic synth-driven music]
436
00:16:44,921 --> 00:16:46,461
Go!
437
00:16:46,506 --> 00:16:48,506
Go!
[keys jingling]
438
00:16:48,550 --> 00:16:50,340
- Let's go, baby.
- Let's ride.
439
00:16:50,385 --> 00:16:53,345
[keys jingle]
Fuck it! Let's do this.
440
00:16:53,388 --> 00:16:55,058
[The Pointer Sisters'
"Neutron Dance"]
441
00:16:55,098 --> 00:16:56,848
Hey, what are we doing here?
442
00:16:56,891 --> 00:16:59,391
Why are we doing this?
We're all chasing this guy?
443
00:16:59,436 --> 00:17:00,976
For a picture?
And this is the car?
444
00:17:01,021 --> 00:17:03,731
Did you decide this?
I'm bigger than the car.
445
00:17:03,773 --> 00:17:07,903
* I don't want
to take it anymore ♪
446
00:17:07,944 --> 00:17:10,704
♪ I'll just stay here
locked behind the door ♪
447
00:17:10,739 --> 00:17:12,569
♪ ♪
448
00:17:12,615 --> 00:17:16,745
♪ Just no time to stop
and get away ♪
449
00:17:16,786 --> 00:17:19,866
♪ 'Cause I work so hard
to make it every day ♪
450
00:17:19,914 --> 00:17:21,254
♪ ♪
451
00:17:21,291 --> 00:17:22,381
♪ Whoo-hoo ♪
452
00:17:22,417 --> 00:17:24,337
We cooking today, boy!
453
00:17:24,377 --> 00:17:26,207
Save this nigga, Pete!
454
00:17:26,254 --> 00:17:28,174
* Whoo-hoo ♪
455
00:17:28,214 --> 00:17:30,384
♪ ♪
456
00:17:30,425 --> 00:17:32,255
Oh, shit!
They're following you?
457
00:17:32,302 --> 00:17:34,352
- Fuck!
- "Page Six" and "Just Jared"!
458
00:17:34,387 --> 00:17:35,677
You just keep driving,
459
00:17:35,722 --> 00:17:37,772
and I'm gonna smoke
these jive turkeys.
460
00:17:37,807 --> 00:17:39,017
[cackles]
461
00:17:39,059 --> 00:17:40,689
No, it's fine!
They can just take my picture!
462
00:17:40,727 --> 00:17:42,057
Oh, no!
463
00:17:42,103 --> 00:17:44,233
♪ ♪
464
00:17:44,272 --> 00:17:45,692
[gunfire and ricochets]
465
00:17:45,732 --> 00:17:47,942
There's fucking guns!
Crispy, no!
466
00:17:47,984 --> 00:17:49,654
both: Oh, shit!
467
00:17:49,694 --> 00:17:52,784
- [gunfire and ricochets]
- Keep it straight!
468
00:17:52,822 --> 00:17:55,702
Don't do that!
Please! Please!
469
00:17:56,076 --> 00:17:58,576
The fucking pickles.
That's the secret.
470
00:17:58,620 --> 00:18:00,960
Unbelievable pickle.
Watch. You'll see.
471
00:18:00,997 --> 00:18:02,207
- Holy shit.
- Mm-hmm.
472
00:18:02,248 --> 00:18:03,538
That's a pickle.
473
00:18:03,583 --> 00:18:06,753
Oh, shit!
They're coming around that way!
474
00:18:06,795 --> 00:18:09,295
[yelps] He's gonna shoot!
He's shooting at us!
475
00:18:09,339 --> 00:18:10,469
- Excuse me!
- Oh, no. God!
476
00:18:10,507 --> 00:18:11,967
- Let me take care of this.
- [screams]
477
00:18:12,008 --> 00:18:13,928
[gunfire and ricochets]
478
00:18:13,968 --> 00:18:15,928
♪ ♪
479
00:18:15,970 --> 00:18:18,010
[screams]
You fucking killed a guy!
480
00:18:18,056 --> 00:18:19,556
Whoo-hoo-hoo!
481
00:18:19,599 --> 00:18:22,769
We are gonna be
so fucking late to the show!
482
00:18:22,811 --> 00:18:23,981
I don't think the Cubans
are known
483
00:18:24,020 --> 00:18:27,650
for their cu-zeen,
I'll be honest with you.
484
00:18:27,691 --> 00:18:28,981
For their what?
Cu-zeen?
485
00:18:29,025 --> 00:18:31,775
I don't the Cubans
are known for their food.
486
00:18:31,820 --> 00:18:33,780
- You said cu-zeen.
- Cu-zeen. That's right.
487
00:18:33,822 --> 00:18:35,622
- It's not coo-zeen?
- Okay, well--
488
00:18:35,657 --> 00:18:36,907
I'm not saying...
[indistinct] Maybe it's--
489
00:18:36,950 --> 00:18:38,030
It's cu-zeen.
490
00:18:38,076 --> 00:18:40,366
It's coo-zine or cu-zine?
491
00:18:40,412 --> 00:18:41,412
Cu-zeen.
492
00:18:41,454 --> 00:18:42,414
Gilly, what the fuck
493
00:18:42,455 --> 00:18:43,825
is going on back there?
494
00:18:43,873 --> 00:18:44,873
That guy dead?
495
00:18:44,916 --> 00:18:45,956
Guys, I'm gonna be
honest with you.
496
00:18:46,001 --> 00:18:47,291
This fucking sucks!
497
00:18:47,335 --> 00:18:50,755
Evan, how you feeling
over there, huh? [laughs]
498
00:18:50,797 --> 00:18:53,127
Guys, this is not good!
Guys, what do we do?
499
00:18:53,174 --> 00:18:55,224
How the fuck
are we talking to each other?
500
00:18:55,260 --> 00:18:56,800
* And it's hard to say ♪
501
00:18:56,845 --> 00:18:58,805
♪ Just how some things
never change ♪
502
00:18:58,847 --> 00:19:01,177
♪ And it's hard to find ♪
503
00:19:01,224 --> 00:19:03,484
♪ Any strength
to draw the line ♪
504
00:19:03,518 --> 00:19:06,858
♪ Oh, I'm just burning
doin' the neutron dance ♪
505
00:19:06,896 --> 00:19:09,766
♪ ♪
506
00:19:09,816 --> 00:19:11,646
Now it's time
for the heavy artillery.
507
00:19:11,693 --> 00:19:13,363
The Nick Cannon, baby!
508
00:19:13,403 --> 00:19:14,653
- Watch your hair!
- Oh, what?
509
00:19:14,696 --> 00:19:16,316
- Oh, fuck.
- What the fuck?
510
00:19:16,364 --> 00:19:17,324
- [laughs]
- No.
511
00:19:17,365 --> 00:19:19,825
- The ultimate crispy!
- No!
512
00:19:19,868 --> 00:19:21,788
Don't kill my friends!
Please don't kill my friends!
513
00:19:22,871 --> 00:19:25,371
What is that?
both: Bazooka!
514
00:19:26,041 --> 00:19:27,081
[laughs]
515
00:19:27,125 --> 00:19:31,455
♪ ♪
516
00:19:31,504 --> 00:19:33,514
♪ ♪
517
00:19:33,548 --> 00:19:35,378
Oh, my God!
518
00:19:35,425 --> 00:19:38,885
- [laughs]
- [laughs]
519
00:19:38,928 --> 00:19:41,888
♪ ♪
520
00:19:41,931 --> 00:19:44,021
[sighs]
521
00:19:44,059 --> 00:19:46,389
Oh, my God. I think I killed
that crispy to death.
522
00:19:46,436 --> 00:19:47,726
[laughs]
523
00:19:47,771 --> 00:19:50,651
Crispy!
[laughter]
524
00:19:50,690 --> 00:19:53,440
- Yeah!
- [indistinct]
525
00:19:53,485 --> 00:19:55,445
This is insane.
526
00:19:55,487 --> 00:19:56,987
I can't believe this
ended up being
527
00:19:57,030 --> 00:19:59,070
kind of the coolest shit I've
ever seen in my life, dude.
528
00:19:59,115 --> 00:20:01,235
- [laughter]
- Yeah!
529
00:20:01,284 --> 00:20:02,664
[upbeat music]
530
00:20:02,702 --> 00:20:03,582
Yeah, baby!
[gunshot]
531
00:20:03,620 --> 00:20:04,700
Oh, fuck!
532
00:20:04,746 --> 00:20:07,866
[singing in Spanish]
533
00:20:07,916 --> 00:20:14,416
♪ ♪
534
00:20:14,464 --> 00:20:16,224
- Whoo!
- Yeah.
535
00:20:16,257 --> 00:20:23,427
♪ ♪
536
00:20:24,182 --> 00:20:26,432
[retching]
Oh, fuck!
537
00:20:26,476 --> 00:20:29,226
Fuck, did we just kill
somebody?
538
00:20:29,270 --> 00:20:31,230
[groans]
539
00:20:31,272 --> 00:20:32,572
[coughs]
540
00:20:32,607 --> 00:20:35,147
All right, motherfuckers.
It's been real.
541
00:20:35,193 --> 00:20:37,903
If y'all ever in the 305 again,
you know who to call,
542
00:20:37,946 --> 00:20:39,776
but I change my number, like,
every two weeks,
543
00:20:39,823 --> 00:20:43,583
so you can email me
at BenGluberman@2cmail.net.
544
00:20:43,618 --> 00:20:47,498
Hot boy shit. [giggles]
Whoo! [sighs]
545
00:20:47,539 --> 00:20:48,539
Crispy.
546
00:20:48,581 --> 00:20:51,711
[engine revving]
547
00:20:57,924 --> 00:20:59,054
All right,
we're shutting it down.
548
00:20:59,092 --> 00:21:01,092
I'm getting sober now.
549
00:21:01,136 --> 00:21:02,716
No more drugs.
550
00:21:07,392 --> 00:21:09,562
[birds singing]
551
00:21:11,187 --> 00:21:13,017
You made back-to-school
pancakes?
552
00:21:13,064 --> 00:21:14,274
Mm-hmm.
553
00:21:14,315 --> 00:21:15,975
I know it seems like I pay
554
00:21:16,026 --> 00:21:18,146
so much more attention
to Peter,
555
00:21:18,194 --> 00:21:20,864
but honey, you are always
in my thoughts.
556
00:21:20,905 --> 00:21:24,615
And so now, I'm gonna
make sure to show you that
557
00:21:24,659 --> 00:21:28,459
- every single day.
- Okay.
558
00:21:28,496 --> 00:21:29,706
I need you to tell me
559
00:21:29,748 --> 00:21:31,668
exactly what you're
talking about right now.
560
00:21:31,708 --> 00:21:33,168
Oh, it's nothing for you
to worry about.
561
00:21:33,209 --> 00:21:34,249
It's all for the best.
562
00:21:34,294 --> 00:21:35,554
So I'm just supposed
to live in fear?
563
00:21:35,587 --> 00:21:37,797
No, you can rest assured
564
00:21:37,839 --> 00:21:40,299
that your mother is keeping
a watchful eye on you.
565
00:21:40,342 --> 00:21:42,142
Do I have a transmitter
in my body right now?
566
00:21:42,177 --> 00:21:43,847
Oh, please.
That's ridiculous.
567
00:21:43,887 --> 00:21:46,387
It's just your phone,
your car, and your key fob.
568
00:21:46,431 --> 00:21:49,771
Point is, I'm now going
to interfere in your life
569
00:21:49,809 --> 00:21:51,639
just as much
as I interfere in Peter's.
570
00:21:51,686 --> 00:21:52,896
So listen,
571
00:21:52,937 --> 00:21:55,227
I went onto Instagram,
and I found out
572
00:21:55,273 --> 00:21:57,983
all the other people
who work at your hospital,
573
00:21:58,026 --> 00:22:01,646
and I have identified
your handsomest supervisors.
574
00:22:01,696 --> 00:22:02,856
No.
575
00:22:02,906 --> 00:22:04,406
All right?
Let's start with Patrick.
576
00:22:04,449 --> 00:22:05,449
Married.
577
00:22:05,492 --> 00:22:07,242
How 'bout Brian?
578
00:22:07,285 --> 00:22:09,995
Oh, I see a pause there!
579
00:22:10,038 --> 00:22:13,378
I know what I gotta do.
I gotta slide in some DMs.
580
00:22:14,417 --> 00:22:17,547
Fuck.
581
00:22:17,587 --> 00:22:19,167
I mean, it doesn't make sense.
582
00:22:19,214 --> 00:22:20,474
I'm glad we made it,
583
00:22:20,507 --> 00:22:22,007
but something's
still fucking pissing me off.
584
00:22:22,050 --> 00:22:23,890
Like, how the fuck do they keep
finding us?
585
00:22:23,927 --> 00:22:25,927
How do they all know
our location?
586
00:22:25,970 --> 00:22:30,230
Oh, shit. Uh, Pete,
I gotta tell you something.
587
00:22:30,266 --> 00:22:34,596
Your mom has been
tracking your location.
588
00:22:34,646 --> 00:22:35,896
- What?
- Whoa!
589
00:22:35,939 --> 00:22:38,609
- Your mom's the rat, dude.
- You think?
590
00:22:38,650 --> 00:22:40,820
Definitely, dude.
He just said it.
591
00:22:40,860 --> 00:22:42,490
- I don't know.
- My mom's a rat?
592
00:22:42,529 --> 00:22:44,239
She's definitely the rat.
593
00:22:44,280 --> 00:22:45,820
You guys don't think
she would do that to me, right?
594
00:22:45,865 --> 00:22:47,155
We should kill her.
595
00:22:47,200 --> 00:22:48,830
Peter.
596
00:22:48,868 --> 00:22:50,408
Come on.
I wanna talk to you a minute.
597
00:22:53,707 --> 00:22:57,417
What's up, what's up?
598
00:22:57,460 --> 00:23:00,630
You're gonna kill your mom?
Your mom is a fucking rat?
599
00:23:00,672 --> 00:23:01,722
I don't know what to do.
600
00:23:01,756 --> 00:23:03,626
Shut the fuck up.
601
00:23:03,675 --> 00:23:05,295
What are you, fucking stupid?
602
00:23:05,343 --> 00:23:06,643
Yes.
603
00:23:06,678 --> 00:23:08,808
Yeah, I think so.
I wanna show you something.
604
00:23:08,847 --> 00:23:11,307
Look at these pictures.
605
00:23:11,349 --> 00:23:13,769
Every place we went,
the paparazzi were there.
606
00:23:13,810 --> 00:23:14,980
Look at everybody's face,
607
00:23:15,020 --> 00:23:17,150
how surprised
and shocked we all were.
608
00:23:17,188 --> 00:23:20,528
Not this big, fat fuck.
Look at this face.
609
00:23:20,567 --> 00:23:21,567
He looks happy.
What do you mean?
610
00:23:21,609 --> 00:23:22,569
What's wrong with that?
611
00:23:22,610 --> 00:23:23,650
"What's wrong with that?"
612
00:23:23,695 --> 00:23:25,155
That's your fucking rat.
613
00:23:25,196 --> 00:23:27,566
He's like he knew there
was gonna be paparazzi here.
614
00:23:27,615 --> 00:23:29,575
He looks like he's ready
to walk the fucking red carpet
615
00:23:29,617 --> 00:23:32,037
like he's gonna win
a fucking Emmy or something.
616
00:23:32,078 --> 00:23:33,868
- Gilly's the rat.
- That's your fucking rat.
617
00:23:33,913 --> 00:23:35,173
What do I do?
618
00:23:35,206 --> 00:23:37,206
I can't take care
of everything for you.
619
00:23:37,250 --> 00:23:39,090
You just get rid of him.
That's all.
620
00:23:39,127 --> 00:23:42,047
Thanks, Pop. You're, uh--
you're part of the crew now.
621
00:23:42,088 --> 00:23:43,338
I don't want
to be part of your crew.
622
00:23:43,381 --> 00:23:44,591
Fuck your crew.
623
00:23:44,632 --> 00:23:46,222
Just do this
and take care of your own shit.
624
00:23:46,259 --> 00:23:47,889
All right.
625
00:23:50,055 --> 00:23:52,215
[sighs]
Can I talk to you for a sec?
626
00:23:52,265 --> 00:23:53,305
Yeah.
627
00:23:53,350 --> 00:23:54,390
Just, like,
over there in private?
628
00:23:54,434 --> 00:23:56,024
Yeah.
629
00:24:02,359 --> 00:24:03,359
'Sup, dude?
630
00:24:03,401 --> 00:24:05,111
"'Sup dude" me.
I know it was you.
631
00:24:05,153 --> 00:24:06,863
- Fuck. I didn't do anything.
- You sold me out.
632
00:24:06,905 --> 00:24:08,155
- I didn't sell you out.
- Yeah, you did.
633
00:24:08,198 --> 00:24:09,988
You sold me out. My Poppy
told me you sold me out.
634
00:24:10,033 --> 00:24:10,993
You're gonna listen
to that guy?
635
00:24:11,034 --> 00:24:11,994
- Yeah!
- Why?
636
00:24:12,035 --> 00:24:13,535
He's my fucking grandfather!
637
00:24:13,578 --> 00:24:14,868
What the fuck is that, dude?
638
00:24:14,913 --> 00:24:16,293
Why would he lie?
What'd you do?
639
00:24:16,331 --> 00:24:19,291
- I didn't do anything.
- Just tell me what you did!
640
00:24:19,334 --> 00:24:21,044
All right.
641
00:24:21,086 --> 00:24:23,046
There was a girl
at the "Daily Mail."
642
00:24:23,088 --> 00:24:24,878
Got a weird thing going.
643
00:24:24,923 --> 00:24:27,763
I wanted fucking to have sex
with her, dude.
644
00:24:27,801 --> 00:24:29,551
So I told her where you were
a bunch.
645
00:24:29,594 --> 00:24:33,564
That's what I'm worth?
You sold me out for a blow job?
646
00:24:33,598 --> 00:24:36,098
It was head.
647
00:24:36,142 --> 00:24:39,192
Do not let this ruin our
fucking future together, dude.
648
00:24:39,229 --> 00:24:40,229
What?
649
00:24:40,271 --> 00:24:41,611
You know
what I'm talking about.
650
00:24:41,648 --> 00:24:42,978
We started from the bottom,
dude, and now, we're--
651
00:24:43,024 --> 00:24:44,324
- we're here, we're here!
- No, we didn't!
652
00:24:44,359 --> 00:24:46,239
I've known you
for like three months!
653
00:24:46,277 --> 00:24:48,737
I was pretty low, dude!
That was my bottom!
654
00:24:48,780 --> 00:24:50,070
Dude, it's over.
655
00:24:50,115 --> 00:24:51,445
Dude, don't fucking
tell anybody about this.
656
00:24:51,491 --> 00:24:52,581
Don't tell Chris Evans.
657
00:24:52,617 --> 00:24:53,827
Don't fucking
touch your phone, dude.
658
00:24:53,868 --> 00:24:55,748
Do not tell Chris Evans
about this.
659
00:24:55,787 --> 00:24:56,707
I just told him.
660
00:24:56,746 --> 00:24:58,206
Chris!
661
00:24:58,248 --> 00:24:59,788
Dude, it's over.
Go home.
662
00:24:59,833 --> 00:25:00,923
We're friends, dude.
663
00:25:00,959 --> 00:25:02,919
We're, like,
tight friends, dude.
664
00:25:02,961 --> 00:25:06,171
It's not about friends,
it's about family.
665
00:25:06,214 --> 00:25:08,724
You're not family.
Now get the fuck outta here.
666
00:25:08,758 --> 00:25:11,758
[Wiz Khalifa's
"See You Again"]
667
00:25:11,803 --> 00:25:14,643
[delicate piano music]
668
00:25:14,681 --> 00:25:18,101
♪ ♪
669
00:25:18,143 --> 00:25:22,363
* It's been a long day ♪
670
00:25:22,397 --> 00:25:24,767
♪ Without you, my friend ♪
671
00:25:24,816 --> 00:25:30,606
♪ And I'll tell you all about
it when I see you again ♪
672
00:25:30,655 --> 00:25:32,945
Shall we?
673
00:25:32,991 --> 00:25:37,371
There you go. Thank you.
I'm proud of you, Peter.
674
00:25:37,412 --> 00:25:38,962
I love you, Poppy.
675
00:25:38,997 --> 00:25:40,787
Where's Gilly going?
676
00:25:40,832 --> 00:25:43,082
- He lives in Miami now.
- Oh?
677
00:25:43,126 --> 00:25:45,916
- He was the rat.
- Oh...
678
00:25:45,962 --> 00:25:48,842
* Oh, oh ♪
679
00:25:48,882 --> 00:25:51,802
[overlapping shouting]
680
00:25:51,843 --> 00:25:56,313
♪ ♪
681
00:25:59,601 --> 00:26:04,191
♪ ♪
682
00:26:04,230 --> 00:26:07,280
Slap him in the face,
you weird, little man!
683
00:26:07,317 --> 00:26:09,527
[grunts]
684
00:26:14,866 --> 00:26:18,076
[groans]
685
00:26:18,119 --> 00:26:23,459
[cheers]
Yes! Yes!
686
00:26:28,630 --> 00:26:31,300
Yeah, not sure what
that means, but we won.
687
00:26:31,341 --> 00:26:33,471
* And now you gon' be
with me for the last ride ♪
688
00:26:33,510 --> 00:26:39,020
* Let the light
guide your way ♪
689
00:26:39,057 --> 00:26:40,597
♪ Yeah ♪
690
00:26:40,642 --> 00:26:45,732
♪ Hold every memory
as you go ♪
691
00:26:45,772 --> 00:26:49,112
♪ And every road you take ♪
692
00:26:49,150 --> 00:26:53,820
♪ Will always lead you home ♪
693
00:26:53,863 --> 00:26:56,993
♪ Home ♪
694
00:26:57,033 --> 00:27:02,833
♪ It's been a long day
from where we began ♪
695
00:27:02,872 --> 00:27:06,042
♪ Oh, I'll tell you
all about it ♪
696
00:27:06,084 --> 00:27:09,134
♪ When I see you again ♪
697
00:27:09,170 --> 00:27:12,220
- ♪ Oh, oh *
- * Uh ♪
698
00:27:12,257 --> 00:27:15,217
- * Oh, oh *
- * Yeah ♪
699
00:27:15,260 --> 00:27:17,140
* Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh,
ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh ♪
700
00:27:17,178 --> 00:27:18,558
* Yo ♪
701
00:27:18,596 --> 00:27:23,176
* When I see you again,
see you again ♪
702
00:27:23,226 --> 00:27:25,936
* Yeah, yeah ♪
703
00:27:25,986 --> 00:27:30,536
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