All language subtitles for Boy Meets World (1993) - S05E17 - And Then There Was Shawn

(THEME SONG PLAYING)

Hey, what are you
doing in my seat?

Well, the wife and I
aren't together anymore,

and I figured it would be
safer if I had a buffer.

This break-up is now having
severe ramifications on me.

Ooh. Ramifications.
Nice word, Jughead.

You see?
Now Feeny knows
I'm in the class.

It's just
logistics, Shawn.

Listen, if I sit
in that seat,

I can still smell her hair,
hear her breathe,

watch her sweater go up
when she raises her hand.

Oh! Okay,
I'll sit here.

But I'm only
between you two, okay?

I'm not in
the middle of you.

Hey, Topanga, can I
borrow your big pencil?

They're not divorced, Kenny.
It's just a trial separation.

Don't think I don't know

what "borrow a pencil"
means, okay?

Nobody.

Nobody's borrowed more
pencils than Shawn Hunter.

Hey, thanks for not getting
in the middle of this.

He was just asking
for a pencil.

I know what
he was asking for,

and if he asks again,

I'll stab that big pencil
through his heart.

You hear me, Kenny? Huh?

Why is Shawn so obsessed
with you two?

I don't know,

but he's almost taking it
harder than me and Cory.

We'll return to
The Young and the Restless

right after this
word from Feeny.

And here is the word.

Shut up.

Mr. Feeny, I'm sure
if you recall the pain

of being stabbed in the back
by a girlfriend...

I didn't stab him!
He stabbed me!

Oh, I'd stab myself
before I'd stab you.

Kenny, give me
that pencil.

I don't have one.

Now, listen.

This class will not
be more interested

in the romantic goings-on
of its students,

than it is with
whatever the hell
I'm teaching.

Matthews,
go sit on that side
of the room.

Lawrence,
you sit on
this side.

Right now, let's go!

Mr. Feeny,
you can't do that.

You're contributing
to the furtherance
of their apartness.

I'm trying to
teach a class here.

Now, Mr. Hunter,
Nebraska...

Oh, don't try and
change the subject.

Quiet!

One more crazy interruption,
and all you nuts
are going into detention.

(SINISTER MUSIC PLAYING)

(WHEELS SQUEAKING)

Oh, that's it.

You know,
I didn't think seniors
still got detention.

They do when they
act like two-year-olds.

(MIMICKING) "They do
when they act
like two-year-olds."

Mr. Matthews,
when one mocks someone,

one should wait
until they're not
looking right at them.

I'm not in
my regular seat.

This is detention, people.

That means no talking,
moving, or fraternizing for
the next hour and a half.

Where are you going,
Mr. Feeny?

I am not in detention,
Mr. Hunter.
I can do as I please.

And don't, for a moment,
think because of my
absence from this room,

that you're
not being watched.

(DOOR CLOSES)

All I wanted
was a pencil.

Oh, shut up, Kenny.
You're lucky
to even be here.

I don't happen to
see it that way.

Where do you think
you're going?

Well, if we're going to
be in here for over an hour,

then I'm going to my locker
to get my cheese product.

(CHUCKLES IN DISBELIEF)

Can you believe this?
Feeny locked us in.

He can't do that!

It's against the Geneva
Detention Convention.

(SINISTER MUSIC PLAYING)

Whoa.
(EXCLAIMS)

Do you think
he works on that look?

Hey, Giggles,
we're locked in.

Do you have the key?

CORY: Great.

You wanna let us out?

Hey, this is
getting scary.

What is going on?

I don't know,
but I like it.

(SCREAMING)

Now I don't like it
as much.

(SCREAMING)

It's Feeny.

There's blood on
the blackboard, Shawn.

I don't think
it's 'cause
he ran out of chalk.

No, no. It's fake.
It's all fake.

Feeny's pulling
some elaborate hoax.

Why?

Well, why does Feeny
do anything?
To teach us something.

What's he trying
to teach us?

To pay attention
or we die.

You're nuts.
Stop attacking me, okay?

You've given up
your right
to attack me.

This doesn't
make any sense.

It does if you've seen
as many horror films
as I have.

This is classic.
The locked door,
the scary janitor,

the bloody warning,
and our soon-to-be
first victim.

Me? Why me?

Well, Kenny,
it's certainly not
going to be any of us.

What are you thinking?
What is this guy doing?

(HEART BEATING)

All right.

You're the
horror film expert,
what's that?

That's the sound of
our beating hearts.

It signifies
our heightened fear.

And the fact that
something horrible

is about to walk in
that door right now!

Heidi ho!

Who bled
on the blackboard?

What are you guys
doing here?

Well, Jack and I
had the hankering
for some hoops.

Miss the smell of
the old John Adams
locker room, you know.

Did you guys see
Feeny out there?

Nope. Not a soul.

Actually,
it was kind of creepy.

Why creepy? Why's it creepy?
Why'd you say creepy?
Why creepy?

I think it had
something to do
with that janitor.

I knew it!

See, we were
finished playing,

went to
the locker room
to change,

and there he was,
pushing his squeaky bin,
emptying the wastebaskets.

Well, that's not
so creepy.

Oh, and there was
blood coming out
of the showers.

(GASPS)
Eric, how was the pressure?

Oh, really good.
Got all the soap
out of my hair...

Blood in the showers?

This is straight out of
that horror film classic,
Blood in the Showers.

No, this isn't
the janitor.

This is the work
of a diabolical
master villain.

Feeny?
Absolutely, Feeny.

I just feel so bad
that Kenny has to be
the first to die.

I really wish
you'd stop saying that.

So what do you think
Feeny's trying to do?

I think that he knows
we're too old for
detention to scare us

like it did
when we were
little kids, right?

So he's turned this
school into a total
chamber of horrors.

Dr. Feeny's
house of terror!

That doesn't scare me.
Nothing scares me.

And Topanga doesn't
belong to your best friend,
Cor anymore.

And if I want to
borrow a pencil
from her, I will.

And what are you
gonna do about it?

(SCREAMING)

You put on a little weight
since the last time
you were scared?

(SCREAMING)

No, no, no.
You scream when
the lights go off.

If you scream when
the lights come on,

it takes away from
the first scream.

(SCREAMING)

Now you're
just being loud.

(ALL GASPING)

We'll always remember
he was that tall.

Oh, my gosh,
they killed Kenny!
Yeah!

MAN OVER PA:
♪ Welcome to John Adams High

♪ Where you are gonna die

♪ That's right ♪

Feeny, Feeny, Feeny,
you are so low-budget.

Wake up, Shawn.
This could not
be Mr. Feeny.

No, then what?
There really is some
psycho killer on the loose?

You'd rather
believe that?

Oh, my God!

What? What?

My basketball's
gone, too!

No, it's not.
I've got it.

Oh, good.

Look, I don't care
who's behind this.

I'm scared.
Can we please
get out of here?

Of course we can't
get out of here.

Feeny is the only one
with the keys
to all the doors.

And they're all locked
and chained by now.

ALL: Help! Help!
Help! Help!

Darn it,
he's right!

Why won't you believe me?
It's all so predictable.

Yeah?
Well, what's gonna
happen next?

First, there'll be some
strange shrouded figure
creeping behind us

none of us will see.

Then the lights
will flicker,

and Feeny
will pop up and reveal
his master plan to us.

MAN: ♪ Here's a knife,
here's a gun

♪ They'll be fun
for everyone

♪ Death is on
the menu tonight ♪

(LAUGHING)

Mr. Feeny, I have
got to hand it to you.

You have really outdone
yourself this time.

I mean,
killing Kenny,
obvious choice.

But the pencil,
George! I mean,
that was genius.

I knew it was you
all along.

What's the big lesson?
What were you
trying to teach us?

Oh, my gosh!
They killed Feeny!

I was wrong.

Feeny's dead.
Feeny's dead.
Mr. Feeny is dead.

Feeny can't die.
How can Feeny die?

He was the first suspect.
It's my fault.

The second I suspected him,
I signed his death warrant.

Well, is any one of us safe?

Yeah, virgins.
Virgins never die!

All right.
Thanks for saving me.

I'm dead.

I'm dead.

Well, I'll get as sick
as you can get
without actually dying.

What about Feeny?
He's dead.

Hey, hey, hey.

Go, Feeny! Go, Feeny!
Go, Feeny! Go, Feeny!

I said, go, go, go Feeny.
I said, go, go, go...

Okay! Listen.

As happy as I am for Feeny,
I am scared to death here.

Okay, what do we do?

Okay, all right,
let's calmly recap.

Kenny's dead,
Feeny's dead, we're trapped
inside with the killer!

So basically,
we have to figure out
who the killer is.

Yeah, we should
split up.

Right away, wrong.

Okay, fine,
we'll just stay right here,
and we'll all be fine.

(WHEELS SQUEAKING)

(STUTTERING)
Don't say it!

The janitor's
the killer.

And that's the end
of the janitor.

Oh, stop being crazy.

Yeah, Shawn,
you were wrong about Feeny,
and you're wrong about this.

You were wrong
to break up with Cory.

What does that have
to do with anything?

Did any of this happen
when you two were together?

No.

You've killed us.
You've killed us all.

Hey, hey, hey,
now you're overreacting.

There's only two people
that are horribly dead.

That's an acceptable loss.

(WHEELS SQUEAKING)

Oh, my God,
it's coming closer.

He's coming.
He's coming
for all of us!

Come on,
let's get out of here!

Go, go, go, go!

(SCREAMING)

You know, you are
really good at that.

Thank you.

So where is he?

He's probably
on his way.

I don't think so.

Angela?
Yeah?

You sick of screaming?
Yes.

Then don't look in here.

(ALL SCREAMING)

There's, like,
15 retainers in there!

And this.

Oh, me, okay.

(SCREAMS)

Wait a second.
The killer's dead!

We're off
the hook!
Up top!

I don't get it, man.
It had to
be the janitor.

There's nobody else
in here. Is there?

All right,
how do you
explain this?

Easy. The death
of the janitor
signifies

the end of the last of
the obvious suspects.

Just like in
the cult classic, The Last
of the Obvious Suspects.

But that
would mean...

(VOCALIZES EERIE TUNE)

The killer
is one of us.

Like in
The Killer is One of Us.

(VOCALIZES EERIE TUNE)

Enough already!

Why? Do we upset you?

Yes!

Upset you enough

to kill?

♪ Dun, dun, dun! ♪

I'm done.

Okay, I think we need
to face it, everybody.

One of us is a crazy,

psychopathic

(IN FRENCH ACCENT)
murderer.

(IN NORMAL ACCENT)
The question is

which one of us
is it?

Look, none of us
is a killer.

There has to be
somebody else in here

and there has to be
another way out.

Somebody has to
find a way out.

Fine, I'll do it.
I'm the oldest.

Actually,
I'm the oldest.

Yeah, but I've lived
the longest.

Okay, fine,
you can go.

All right, so, you know,
what just happened here?

You get to stay out here
all by yourself.

Oh, good!

Good luck.
Thanks, man.

(VOCALIZES EERIE TUNE SOFTLY)

(SCREAMS)

Excuse me?

Killer! Killer!
You're the killer!

And I know
you're gonna tell me
you're not the killer.

Because you're beautiful,
you think I'm gonna
believe you, but I'm not!

This is just like that movie,
Killer, Killer,
You're the Killer.

And I knew
you're gonna
tell me that...

I'm not the killer.

I believe you.

See, I'm a new student here,
and I was in study hall
and I got locked in.

I've been
so frightened.

You are very friendly,
aren't you?

I'm friendly enough
to keep you safe from
the bad, bad killer man.

Hi. Eric Matthews.
And you are?

Jennifer Love Fefferman.

It's such
a beautiful name.

Can I call you Feffy?

Everybody does.

She doesn't look like
the killer type to me.

Me, neither.
I am, however,
less sure about Eric.

Don't assume.

It's always the one
you think
can't be the killer.

You can hang out
with us, Feffy.

Yeah, as long as we
all hang out together,
we'll all be safe.

(RINGS)
(SCREAMS)

(SCREAMS)

I'm sorry, you...

Yes, girl,
I am the screamer
around here.

Hello?

MAN: Do you like
scary movies?

What's your favorite?

Ooh, okay.

Well, I like that one
with the hotty-hot-hot
from Party of Five.

Neve Campbell?
Duh.

Guys, we can use
the phone to help us.

That's a great idea
because when we find out
who the killer is,

we can hit him
with this.

(VOCALIZES EERIE TUNE)

(PHONE RINGING)

Hello? Oh, hey!
It's the killer.

Uh-huh.
Mmm-hmm.

Ooh. Uh-huh.

Yeah.
All righty. Bye-bye.

On and on.

What did he say?
Was he mad?

He said
what all killers say.

He wants to come here,
he wants to kill us.

Wants us
to wait right here.

(HEAVY BREATHING)

You know,
I don't trust this
Jennifer Love Fefferman

any more than
I can throw her.

I know.
We don't know anything
about her, do we?

When did this school
get a library?

Every day's
a new adventure,
isn't it?

All right, everybody,

as much as this goes
against my horror
movie instincts,

I think
we should
split up.

That way
the killer can't get
to us all at once.

You know, I don't
understand why anyone
would do this to us.

I mean, we're good kids.
Why? For what reason?

Yeah.
Hey, we're all scared,
but you know what?

Don't worry.
We're going to
get out of this.

(SCREAMING)

Feffy! I'll save you!

No, it's too late,
but I think I know
who the killer is.

Save your breath, Feffy.
There'll be plenty of time
for that later.

Eric, I'm dying.

Oh, right!
Okay, then maybe
you should tell me now.

I caught a glimpse
of the killer just before
the books hit me.

The killer is...

(BOTH SCREAMING)

Eric! Feffy. Eric!

Oh, he was my friend,
my roommate.
I didn't really know her.

He paid half the rent.

Now I can't afford
to live in my
apartment anymore.

Wait, if I can't
afford to live in
my apartment anymore,

then I don't
wanna live.

Wait! Wait!

Shawn is still
your roommate.

Together you can
make the rent.

Oh, yeah. Okay.
Let's go back
inside now. Thanks.

(BOTH SCREAMING)

Okay, I know
I was wrong before,

but I really,
really think
this guy's the killer.

Why are you
doing this to us?

Shawn?

Shawn?

Hey, Shawn.

Cory.

You fell asleep.

Feeny's looking at you
like he's going to kill you.

No, he's not
the killer. I am.

What?

Mr. Feeny, you can let
everybody else go.

It's not their fault
we're in detention.
It's mine.

How do you
figure that?

Well, Cory and Topanga
aren't together anymore.

Yes, I know. I, too,
read Teen Beat, Mr. Hunter.

And I guess I've been
taking it pretty hard.

And I'm sorry
I disrupted the class
and killed everybody,

but I think
I know why I did it.

Pray tell.

You guys have
been together since
before I even knew you.

And if you're not,

then I guess
I feel like there's nothing
I can depend on.

And it really makes me angry
that there's nothing
I can do to fix that.

Shawn.

You're not
responsible for this.

What do you mean?

This isn't your fault.

Something bad
happened, Mr. Hunter,

but for
the very first time,
you're not responsible.

How come
I feel so bad?

Well, because you're
a troubled young man.

I recognize that
from the movie,
A Troubled Young Man.

You may all go.

It's obvious
that you've been
punished enough.

The Great Society,
Mr. Matthews.

Lyndon Johnson's agenda
for his public policy,
sir, Mr. Feeny, sir!

(CHUCKLES APPRECIATIVELY)

Nebraska.

Miss Lawrence.

Gee, I don't know.
You've actually stumped me,
sir, Mr. Feeny, sir!

(LAUGHING)

Nebraska, Mr. Hunter.

The only state with
a unicameral legislature,
sir, Mr. Feeny, sir!

Pythagorean theorem,
Miss Moore.

A squared plus B squared
equals C squared, sir,
Mr. Feeny, sir!

Actually,
I've written a thesis

which disputes
that theory,

and when I accept my
Fields Medal for mathematics,

I will be sure to thank you,
sir, Mr. Feeny, sir.

Come on, everyone,

let's give a hand
for sir, Mr. Feeny, sir!

(ALL YELLING)

Nebraska, Mr. Hunter.
Nebraska!

That's the 75th state.
Major export, tortillas.

(WHOOPING)

(SINISTER MUSIC PLAYING)