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(THEME SONG PLAYING)
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Twenty years and
our aluminum tree
looks good as new.
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Love this tree.
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I like you, Eric,
but I love this tree.
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Okay, please,
I am just asking
you, please,
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Topanga's gonna
be staying here for
Christmas, overnight.
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Could we please
not run naked
down the hall
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singing We Wish You a Merry Christmas?
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I'm looking at you.
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I only do it
because people have
come to expect it.
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Anything embarrassing
about your dad you'd
care to mention?
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Well, at this stage
of your life, are you
capable of change?
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Nope.
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Okay, so just
when you do it,
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say, "excuse me."
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Eric, come here.
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What?
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(SIGHS)
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What do you
think of this?
(GASPS) A ring.
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This is so sweet, Cory,
but I can't accept this.
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We're family.
It'd be wrong.
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No. It's a promise
ring for Topanga.
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It means we're gonna
be together forever.
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That's really precious.
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You guys must be
the most precious
couple in the universe.
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You're freaks.
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No naked running.
You got it?
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Cor, look what
I brought you
for Christmas.
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Look, Miss Topanga head.
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Hi, guys.
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Thanks for letting me
spend Christmas with you.
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My parents went on
a cruise to Barbados,
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but I told them, no,
I wanted to spend
Christmas with Cory.
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Hey, why don't we
toast Topanga's first
Matthews Christmas
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with some of my
special eggnog?
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Yeah!
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There you are.
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Mmm, this is
really good.
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Have you guys ever
tried hot mulled cider?
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No. Nog. We're
an eggnog family.
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Wait. If this is tradition,
I would never want to
interfere with tradition.
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It's just that,
you know, my family's
always had cider.
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Well, we can
have both, huh?
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How?
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How could
we have both?
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You ever been to
the supermarket?
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The cider's
nowhere near
the eggnog.
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You know why?
They hate each other.
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Go get Topanga
some cider.
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Gas money?
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No. Go.
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I'm gonna
go with him.
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Listen, Topanga,
is there anything else
we can get for you
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that's gonna make
your Christmas with us
more enjoyable?
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No, and I'm really
sorry to put you
guys out.
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It's just that cider
on Christmas is, like,
my family's one tradition.
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Well, that and we
go to our favorite
evergreen tree farm.
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But everybody
has one of...
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What the heck
is that?
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As long as we're in
Vermont, could we stop
and get some syrup?
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We'd be nuts not to.
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This is gonna
be the best
Christmas ever.
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Ask her if she
still wants it
on the 25th, Cor!
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You guys, this is
my first Christmas
away from my family,
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and I just really
want to thank you
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for making me feel
like part of yours.
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You're welcome, honey.
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So what time on
Christmas Eve do you guys
open your presents?
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We open them on
Christmas morning.
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Oh.
"Oh"?
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Oh.
Oh.
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Conference.
Come here.
Come here.
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What? What?
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Welcome to the rest
of your life.
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Eric, so she opens
her presents on
Christmas Eve.
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This isn't about the presents.
So she wanted a real tree.
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This isn't about
the 600-mile drive
to Vermont.
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Okay, so she makes
purring noises
when we make out.
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But perhaps
I've said too much.
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Listen, what this
is about is today she
takes over Christmas,
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tomorrow it's
the rest of your life.
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Goodbye, Cory Matthews.
Hello, whatever
your Topanga name is.
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What's the big deal about
when we open presents?
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And my Topanga name is
Captain Take-Me-Shopping.
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Yeah, well, Captain,
this isn't about
the presents, okay?
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This is about
the power struggle
between men and women
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since the creation of man
over 300 years ago.
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Wait till you guys
see what I have to put
on top of that tree.
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I'll be right back.
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Okay, okay.
Okay.
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Hey, another conference.
Come here. Come here.
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What?
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Why are you letting
her walk all over you?
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She is not
walking all over me.
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Watch, okay?
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When she comes downstairs
with her little ornament,
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I am gonna let
her know that our
cardboard noodle star
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is going on our tree,
or I'm not Captain
Take-Me-Shopping.
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Hi, guys.
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(PURRS SEDUCTIVELY)
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He guessed.
It was a guess.
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Won't this look
beautiful on top
of the tree?
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Topanga,
I have something
to say to you.
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Let me guess.
You love the angel!
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I love the angel.
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I have failed.
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Duh! Um, hi, Topanga.
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About you spending
Christmas with us,
the Matthews,
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I have a problem.
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Eric, if this is
about the spending
limits on presents,
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I'm sorry.
I just saw something
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that was so Eric,
and I had to get it.
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I love you.
Welcome to our family.
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Okay, okay.
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Hello.
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Greetings of the season.
It's Christmas Carol time.
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I love A Christmas Carol.
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Yeah. Every year,
Mr. Feeny comes over
and reads it to us.
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No one ever
asks him to.
He just does.
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Tradition.
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You know what
might be fun?
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Tradition.
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What if instead of you
just reading the story,
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we all took parts
and acted them out?
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Cory, did someone
express a problem
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with how I read
this last year?
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Because if I
was a little slow,
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I could always
pick up the pace.
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Morgan would
have a blast
playing Tiny Tim.
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I'm gonna
go tell her.
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But I'm Tiny Tim.
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And Scrooge.
And all of them.
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I'm sorry.
She likes things
done her own way,
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but it's just one
time of year, you know?
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It's not my whole life.
It's just Christmas.
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And every morning
when she tells
me what to wear.
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Nice shirt.
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So, Jack,
how do you usually
celebrate Christmas?
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We usually go to Val d'Isere
and ski the French Alps.
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How about you?
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Well, those of us
in the trailer park
just like to thank God
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for all that
we have this
time of year.
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We pray on the plane.
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Okay, two brothers,
not a whole lot
in common.
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Nothing alike whatsoever.
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So how should we
celebrate Christmas?
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I don't think
it's important
what we do
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as long as
we do it together.
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So what do we do?
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Hey, when I was a kid,
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I used to
always wonder
what it'd be like
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to celebrate Christmas
with my brother.
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Now I'm gonna
get that chance.
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This is gonna
be the best
Christmas ever.
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So what do you
want to do?
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TOPANGA: Cory.
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Cory, wake up.
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(DOOR OPENS)
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Topanga?
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I mean,
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Topanga, you frisky
little girl, come in.
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No. I'm here because
I couldn't sleep.
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Well, I think you need
a nice little snuggle,
so come in.
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No, I'm not here
to "come in."
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Then why did you
wake me up?
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I was wondering
what you were doing.
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At 3:00 in the morning?
I'm usually sleeping
and dreaming,
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and in my dream,
I said, "come in,"
and you did.
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Don't you ever wake up
in the middle of the night?
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Not once ever.
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Why?
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Well, to think
about things.
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What sort of things
are you thinking about?
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Like, I know that
Eric likes his eggnog
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and that your father
loves his aluminum tree,
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and I know that you
understand that I have
my traditions, too.
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And you're okay
with that, aren't you?
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Well, yeah.
I mean, we all have
our own traditions.
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In fact, one of my
favorite is sleeping
when it's dark.
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'Cause, you know,
Cory, we're not
the same people,
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and sometimes
the way that
I would do things
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is totally different
than the way that
you would do things.
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Yeah, I know that.
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I knew you would.
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It's just good
to know that for
the rest of our lives,
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you'll get up with me
at 3:00 in the morning
to talk about things.
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Good night.
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(DOOR CLOSES)
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Now I'm up.
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Dad, what are you doing up
in the middle of the night?
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I'm always up now.
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How come?
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Oh, every night I just
wish that I can make
it to the morning
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without that
tap, tap, tap.
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"Alan, are you up?"
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"Yes, pumpkin."
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Then those words,
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"Let's talk."
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She talks until
she falls asleep,
and then I make models.
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Zoom!
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Why are you up?
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Topanga.
She also likes to get up
at 3:00 in the morning.
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You know, Dad,
she's been here for
less than eight hours,
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and I'm just now
finding out all these
new things about her.
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And that's bad?
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Yeah. I mean,
I always thought we
were so much alike,
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and I thought
that's why we
get along so well.
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Oh.
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So just when you
get to the point
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where you think
that she's you,
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you find out
that she's her.
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So what do I do?
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I've been saving
one of these for
each of my sons.
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Enjoy.
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Merry Christmas Eve
morning, sleepyhead.
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Morning.
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I made you my traditional
Christmas Eve
morning breakfast.
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Pancakes shaped
like Christmas trees.
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Thank you.
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(SIGHS)
Oh, no. No syrup.
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We drove to
Vermont for it.
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These trees get snow.
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(SINGING JINGLE BELLS)
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You know,
I'm not really
that hungry.
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I think I'm gonna
take the garbage
cans out front.
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Silly, there's no collection
on Christmas Eve day.
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Actually, I was
gonna hang out there
till the 4th of January.
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Somebody got up
on the wrong side
of the bed.
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Here, a glass
of orange juice
will wake you up.
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Thanks.
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So... Ah! What?
This isn't orange juice!
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Well, I squeezed in
some grapefruit.
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But why?
Orange juice on its
own is very delightful.
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Cory, you're
a little tense.
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Why don't we
go for a walk?
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(GASPS) Along the way,
I'll show you the route we'll
take when we go caroling.
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No. Topanga,
you know I can't sing.
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It's Christmas.
We'll sing together.
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No, you're
not hearing me.
I can't sing.
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I don't like to sing.
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I get embarrassed
when I sing.
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It's just singing.
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No, it's not
just singing.
244
00:12:02,288 --> 00:12:06,024
I like opening presents
on Christmas morning.
245
00:12:06,092 --> 00:12:08,826
I miss our aluminum tree.
246
00:12:08,895 --> 00:12:11,596
You're right, you know,
we're two different people,
247
00:12:11,664 --> 00:12:13,898
and we're not
gonna change that.
248
00:12:20,840 --> 00:12:26,111
Boy, you're with
somebody for 32 years,
you think you know them.
249
00:12:26,179 --> 00:12:29,013
You walked out on Topanga
on Christmas Eve day?
250
00:12:29,082 --> 00:12:30,114
Cory, go back.
251
00:12:30,183 --> 00:12:32,650
No. I'm not
gonna go back.
252
00:12:32,719 --> 00:12:34,652
You know, Jack,
he doesn't realize
how lucky he is
253
00:12:34,721 --> 00:12:36,120
to have a girl
like Topanga.
254
00:12:36,188 --> 00:12:38,089
I don't really know her.
255
00:12:38,158 --> 00:12:40,691
You know, I was
gonna give her this
ring, Shawn, you know?
256
00:12:40,760 --> 00:12:42,459
I was gonna
give her this ring
257
00:12:42,528 --> 00:12:44,595
that meant
that we're gonna
be together forever.
258
00:12:44,664 --> 00:12:46,831
Okay? But then I started
learning all these new
things about her.
259
00:12:46,900 --> 00:12:51,202
What kind of human being
puts grapefruit juice
in orange juice?
260
00:12:51,271 --> 00:12:53,504
Cory, I am but
a simple idiot,
261
00:12:54,540 --> 00:12:56,107
but the one thing
I do know
262
00:12:56,176 --> 00:12:57,508
is that you
and Topanga
263
00:12:57,576 --> 00:13:00,044
are just like
grapefruit juice
and orange juice.
264
00:13:01,248 --> 00:13:02,246
Okay?
265
00:13:02,315 --> 00:13:04,482
You shouldn't
be together,
266
00:13:04,550 --> 00:13:06,150
yet somehow you are.
267
00:13:06,219 --> 00:13:07,785
(LAUGHS)
268
00:13:07,854 --> 00:13:10,121
You know, I'm sure
I'll get to know her.
269
00:13:11,591 --> 00:13:14,224
And if I don't, I don't.
Well, Merry Christmas,
everyone.
270
00:13:17,430 --> 00:13:20,732
Shawn, you know,
I thought Topanga and
I were exactly alike,
271
00:13:20,800 --> 00:13:23,801
but we're not.
We're different people.
272
00:13:23,870 --> 00:13:26,270
But I guess it's better
I found this out now.
273
00:13:26,339 --> 00:13:28,606
Cory, you want
to talk about
different people?
274
00:13:28,675 --> 00:13:32,276
Me and Jack,
don't have one thing
in common. Nothing.
275
00:13:32,345 --> 00:13:36,247
We're spending Christmas
together trying to
find one similarity.
276
00:13:36,316 --> 00:13:39,050
Hey, some girl's
here to see you.
277
00:13:49,829 --> 00:13:52,096
Now, Cory, I know
you're upset with me.
278
00:13:52,165 --> 00:13:53,765
I'm sorry,
I love you,
279
00:13:53,833 --> 00:13:56,467
and if you never want
to go caroling with me,
you don't have to.
280
00:13:56,536 --> 00:13:58,002
I'm sorry that my
family's traditions
281
00:13:58,071 --> 00:14:00,104
are different
than your family's.
282
00:14:00,173 --> 00:14:01,372
I'll just be waiting
for you back at your house
283
00:14:01,440 --> 00:14:02,773
whenever you
want to come home.
284
00:14:11,384 --> 00:14:13,818
Go after her, Cory.
It's Christmas.
285
00:14:14,621 --> 00:14:15,887
No, I need to think.
286
00:14:15,955 --> 00:14:17,555
If Topanga won't
let me fall asleep
287
00:14:17,623 --> 00:14:19,256
listening to Feeny
read A Christmas Carol,
288
00:14:19,326 --> 00:14:22,059
I'm gonna fall asleep
watching it on TV.
289
00:14:22,895 --> 00:14:24,262
SHAWN: Okay.
290
00:14:24,331 --> 00:14:26,530
Do whatever you want,
but I'm going ice skating.
291
00:14:26,599 --> 00:14:28,733
Wait a minute.
You like ice skating?
292
00:14:28,802 --> 00:14:30,735
I love ice skating.
293
00:14:30,803 --> 00:14:32,803
I love ice skating, too.
294
00:14:33,606 --> 00:14:34,838
You're kidding!
295
00:14:34,907 --> 00:14:36,674
No!
296
00:14:36,743 --> 00:14:38,308
Now we got something
in common, man!
297
00:14:38,377 --> 00:14:40,777
All right!
Yeah!
298
00:14:40,847 --> 00:14:42,246
Let's go ice skating.
All right.
299
00:14:42,315 --> 00:14:44,415
And every Christmas,
we'll go ice skating.
300
00:14:44,484 --> 00:14:46,651
We're starting
a tradition right here.
301
00:14:46,720 --> 00:14:48,419
I especially love
ice skating in France.
302
00:14:48,488 --> 00:14:50,454
Don't kill this.
Okay.
303
00:14:53,959 --> 00:14:56,194
ANNOUNCER ON TV:
And now we return to Charles Dickens'
304
00:14:56,262 --> 00:14:59,530
immortal classic,
A Christmas Carol.
305
00:14:59,599 --> 00:15:01,432
Mr. Matthews,
wake up!
306
00:15:02,435 --> 00:15:03,968
Mr. Feeny.
307
00:15:04,036 --> 00:15:05,836
I am not Feeny.
308
00:15:05,905 --> 00:15:08,672
I am the Ghost of
Christmas Future.
309
00:15:08,741 --> 00:15:12,176
No. You're a doorman
at the Plaza Hotel.
310
00:15:12,245 --> 00:15:15,379
You were watching
A Christmas Carol
and you fell asleep.
311
00:15:15,448 --> 00:15:19,116
Now I am here
to show you what
will become of you
312
00:15:19,185 --> 00:15:22,153
if you stick
to the path
you have chosen.
313
00:15:23,389 --> 00:15:25,256
I don't want to play.
314
00:15:29,395 --> 00:15:30,928
Well, hey, look,
there's Eric.
315
00:15:30,997 --> 00:15:33,197
See, everything's the same.
316
00:15:33,266 --> 00:15:34,399
Hey, bro.
317
00:15:34,467 --> 00:15:37,100
He can't hear you.
This is Christmas future.
318
00:15:40,540 --> 00:15:44,141
Well, look who
lost his looks.
319
00:15:44,210 --> 00:15:45,643
Cory, I'm home!
320
00:15:45,712 --> 00:15:49,913
Got your aluminum tree,
your eggnog, and I had
your pants let out!
321
00:15:49,982 --> 00:15:52,617
Now, why would I need
my pants let out?
322
00:15:55,955 --> 00:15:57,722
Oh, I'm a big boy.
323
00:16:00,560 --> 00:16:04,294
Once you let Topanga
out of your life,
you took comfort in food.
324
00:16:04,363 --> 00:16:08,065
Not just any food,
for some inexplicable
reason,
325
00:16:08,134 --> 00:16:10,635
you eat only one thing.
326
00:16:10,704 --> 00:16:13,137
Breakfast, lunch, dinner,
327
00:16:13,206 --> 00:16:14,972
3:00 in the morning.
328
00:16:19,545 --> 00:16:21,945
Gosh. Okay,
Mr. Feeny,
329
00:16:22,015 --> 00:16:24,315
I want you to show me
how horrible and miserable
330
00:16:24,384 --> 00:16:26,183
Topanga ended up
without me.
331
00:16:26,252 --> 00:16:28,819
Oh, you don't want to
see this, Mr. Matthews.
332
00:16:29,656 --> 00:16:31,121
It's pretty grim, huh?
333
00:16:31,190 --> 00:16:32,423
Show me.
334
00:16:38,697 --> 00:16:42,133
Topanga. She's beautiful.
335
00:16:42,201 --> 00:16:44,602
But she's alone,
isn't she?
336
00:16:44,670 --> 00:16:46,370
I guess that's
what happens
337
00:16:46,439 --> 00:16:49,106
when you have to
have everything
your own way.
338
00:16:49,175 --> 00:16:52,509
Look at that.
She even has to
have wood delivered.
339
00:16:52,579 --> 00:16:54,445
Probably no
husband around
to chop it for her.
340
00:16:55,681 --> 00:16:57,315
Hey, wait a minute,
that's Jack.
341
00:16:57,383 --> 00:17:00,050
I don't really
know you too well,
but thanks for marrying me.
342
00:17:02,655 --> 00:17:05,389
Well, obviously,
it's a loveless
marriage.
343
00:17:11,130 --> 00:17:13,030
Those are supposed
to be my kids.
344
00:17:13,099 --> 00:17:16,033
All right, children,
it's Christmas Eve.
Time to open presents.
345
00:17:17,570 --> 00:17:20,104
You see that?
Everything her own way.
346
00:17:20,974 --> 00:17:22,607
Look at the tree.
347
00:17:26,646 --> 00:17:28,713
It's aluminum.
348
00:17:28,781 --> 00:17:30,581
Topanga would never
have an aluminum tree.
349
00:17:30,650 --> 00:17:32,049
How did Jack get
her to do that?
350
00:17:33,419 --> 00:17:36,753
Perhaps he never
ran out of the house
like a coward.
351
00:17:36,822 --> 00:17:41,024
Perhaps he realized
that the spirit of love
brings compromise,
352
00:17:41,093 --> 00:17:43,627
that when two people
grow together,
353
00:17:43,696 --> 00:17:46,097
they start their
own traditions.
354
00:17:47,967 --> 00:17:49,700
You know everything,
don't you?
355
00:17:49,769 --> 00:17:51,936
Oh, no,
Mr. Matthews.
356
00:17:52,004 --> 00:17:55,439
This is your dream.
I'm merely in it.
357
00:17:55,507 --> 00:17:59,243
Topanga, I'm sorry,
okay? We can have
Christmas your way.
358
00:17:59,312 --> 00:18:01,379
And the next year,
maybe we can have
it my way.
359
00:18:01,447 --> 00:18:03,648
And the year after,
we can have a combination
of both of our ways,
360
00:18:03,716 --> 00:18:04,882
with the emphasis
on your way.
361
00:18:04,950 --> 00:18:06,150
She can't hear you.
362
00:18:06,219 --> 00:18:07,818
Topanga,
363
00:18:07,887 --> 00:18:08,952
I love you.
364
00:18:09,889 --> 00:18:11,155
I love you, too,
365
00:18:11,223 --> 00:18:12,322
Jack.
366
00:18:19,098 --> 00:18:20,832
FEENY: Come, Mr. Matthews.
367
00:18:21,668 --> 00:18:23,033
Time to go.
368
00:18:33,312 --> 00:18:35,780
I really thought Cory
would be back by now.
369
00:18:35,848 --> 00:18:37,281
This is all my fault.
370
00:18:37,349 --> 00:18:39,550
Hello.
371
00:18:39,619 --> 00:18:40,651
If I would have
never come here,
372
00:18:40,720 --> 00:18:42,420
Cory would have
never run away.
373
00:18:42,489 --> 00:18:43,821
I've ruined
your Christmas.
374
00:18:43,889 --> 00:18:45,723
I just wanted
so much to be part
of your family.
375
00:18:45,791 --> 00:18:48,226
I never wanted
to push Cory away.
376
00:18:55,668 --> 00:18:57,868
(CORY SINGING THE FIRST NOEL)
377
00:19:11,350 --> 00:19:13,384
Hi.
Hi.
378
00:19:15,622 --> 00:19:17,221
Merry Christmas.
379
00:19:19,692 --> 00:19:20,791
Cory.
380
00:19:21,894 --> 00:19:23,961
It's a promise ring.
381
00:19:24,030 --> 00:19:27,398
It means that
we're gonna be
together forever.
382
00:19:27,467 --> 00:19:28,966
You mean you want to
be together with me
383
00:19:29,034 --> 00:19:30,334
even though
we're so different
from each other?
384
00:19:31,970 --> 00:19:34,238
Yeah.
385
00:19:34,307 --> 00:19:37,007
And don't get me
a present this year,
because,
386
00:19:37,076 --> 00:19:39,110
you already did.
387
00:19:39,179 --> 00:19:40,911
You know, I thought
I knew everything
about you,
388
00:19:40,980 --> 00:19:43,480
but I'm just
starting to find out.
389
00:19:46,619 --> 00:19:48,151
It's good
we're different.
390
00:19:49,288 --> 00:19:50,688
Yeah, it is.
391
00:19:52,124 --> 00:19:53,491
Open your present.
392
00:19:57,997 --> 00:19:59,463
It's a promise ring.
393
00:20:04,803 --> 00:20:06,303
(ALL LAUGHING)
394
00:20:07,940 --> 00:20:10,641
And now for my
favorite part
of the holidays.
395
00:20:10,710 --> 00:20:12,943
A Christmas Carol,
by Charles Dickens.
396
00:20:15,081 --> 00:20:18,616
"A Christmas Carol,
by Charles Dickens,"
397
00:20:18,684 --> 00:20:20,551
as read by George Feeny.
398
00:20:22,054 --> 00:20:24,488
"Marley was dead,
399
00:20:24,557 --> 00:20:25,989
"to begin with.
400
00:20:26,058 --> 00:20:28,325
"There was no doubt
whatever about that.
401
00:20:28,394 --> 00:20:31,829
"The registrar of his burial
was signed by the clergyman,
402
00:20:31,898 --> 00:20:34,331
"the clerk,
the undertaker...
403
00:20:34,400 --> 00:20:38,168
"And so,
as Tiny Tim observed,
404
00:20:38,237 --> 00:20:41,238
"God bless us,
every one."
405
00:20:42,174 --> 00:20:43,441
(SNORING)
406
00:21:02,528 --> 00:21:04,728
Bah, humbug!
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