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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:10,844 --> 00:00:15,406 Cory! Cory, guess what. For New Year's Eve, I got us a limousine. 2 00:00:15,482 --> 00:00:18,645 - A limousine? - Yeah, yeah. That's short for "limo." 3 00:00:19,920 --> 00:00:22,116 My Uncle Laslo's stretch limo. 4 00:00:22,189 --> 00:00:24,851 He's not busy that night, so he's gonna be our chauffeur. 5 00:00:24,925 --> 00:00:28,190 Wow, that's great. You know, Topanga's gonna love this. 6 00:00:28,262 --> 00:00:30,924 I mean, we can go to any party, anytime. 7 00:00:30,998 --> 00:00:36,027 - Boys. Quick, where are your parents? - Oh, they're out, Mr. Feeny. Why? 8 00:00:36,103 --> 00:00:40,665 My cab to the airport is waiting, and all I have is traveler's checks, so I... 9 00:00:40,741 --> 00:00:45,008 - You're asking us for money, aren't you? - Yes, I've hit bottom. 10 00:00:45,078 --> 00:00:46,546 Welcome! 11 00:00:46,613 --> 00:00:47,739 (car horn) 12 00:00:47,814 --> 00:00:52,650 Please, gentlemen. I miss this flight, I kiss my week in the Bahamas goodbye. 13 00:00:52,719 --> 00:00:55,518 Mr. Feeny, my man, you're in luck. I just happen to have some of my... 14 00:00:55,589 --> 00:00:58,388 No, no, no, no. Cor, please. Allow me. 15 00:00:59,860 --> 00:01:02,192 Would, uh, 20 bucks get you to the airport? 16 00:01:02,262 --> 00:01:04,162 I suppose. 17 00:01:04,231 --> 00:01:06,393 Cor, lend me 20 bucks. 18 00:01:06,466 --> 00:01:08,298 Come on. 19 00:01:10,304 --> 00:01:12,796 You know, if you had thought about this ahead of time, 20 00:01:12,873 --> 00:01:16,207 - you wouldn't be in this situation. - Yes, yes, yes. 21 00:01:16,276 --> 00:01:18,438 (car horn) 22 00:01:19,146 --> 00:01:21,240 - Thank you. - Excuse me. 23 00:01:21,315 --> 00:01:25,252 - Thank you! - Hey. Hey, you don't have to shout. 24 00:01:27,621 --> 00:01:30,181 Penne arrabbiata! 25 00:01:30,691 --> 00:01:34,525 Shawn, you just wished him a spicy pasta. 26 00:01:37,965 --> 00:01:40,730 - I know. - (Eric) Oh, my God! 27 00:01:40,801 --> 00:01:43,031 No! No! 28 00:01:43,103 --> 00:01:45,037 - No way! - Eric, what's the matter? 29 00:01:45,105 --> 00:01:47,005 Hot you-you! 30 00:01:47,074 --> 00:01:51,307 - I heard screaming. Something wrong? - Oh, Dad. Thanks for giving birth to me. 31 00:01:51,378 --> 00:01:54,905 - I was there too. - Oh, right. Kudos, Mom. 32 00:01:54,982 --> 00:01:58,316 Get this. Your firstborn, the fruit of your loom, 33 00:01:58,385 --> 00:02:02,083 has a dream date this New Year's Eve with supermodel Rebecca-Alexa. 34 00:02:02,155 --> 00:02:04,988 Rebecca-Alexa? The jeans girl? The one with the...? 35 00:02:05,058 --> 00:02:05,616 - Yes! - And the...? 36 00:02:05,692 --> 00:02:06,420 - Yes! - No! 37 00:02:06,493 --> 00:02:10,487 - Yes, yes, yes! - Eric, how did you scam this? 38 00:02:10,564 --> 00:02:12,862 She's Jason's second cousin, she's in from out of town, she needs a date, 39 00:02:12,933 --> 00:02:16,233 so she's going out with me! I am just so happy! 40 00:02:16,303 --> 00:02:18,829 All those long, hard years of dating finally paid off, huh? 41 00:02:18,905 --> 00:02:21,033 Well, not for her, but... 42 00:02:21,975 --> 00:02:24,842 Oh. No, just think. I mean, when that clock strikes 12, 43 00:02:24,911 --> 00:02:27,710 I'll be kissing the famous blonde lips of supermodel Rebecca-Alexa 44 00:02:27,781 --> 00:02:31,945 in front of all of Philly. Oh! Mommy, Daddy... catch me. 45 00:02:36,890 --> 00:02:42,294 Amy! Let's go. New Year's Eve. Big night. Fun, fun, fun. Let's get it over with! 46 00:02:42,362 --> 00:02:47,926 - (Amy) Alan, I'm still shaving my legs. - Well, finish in the car. Let's go. 47 00:02:49,836 --> 00:02:54,603 OK, Dad. I need your honest opinion. How do I look? Do I look fat? 48 00:02:54,675 --> 00:02:56,040 Eric, for the last time, 49 00:02:56,109 --> 00:03:00,307 she's just a girl, it's just a date with someone who happens to be a model. 50 00:03:00,380 --> 00:03:02,474 I'm a fat-fatty-fat. 51 00:03:04,985 --> 00:03:07,113 Wow! Whoo! Hey. 52 00:03:07,187 --> 00:03:09,178 Well worth the wait. 53 00:03:09,256 --> 00:03:11,884 Which really wasn't that long. 54 00:03:11,958 --> 00:03:15,326 Oh, Eric. You look so handsome. 55 00:03:15,395 --> 00:03:17,386 - Really? - Absolutely. 56 00:03:17,464 --> 00:03:19,057 Too handsome? 57 00:03:19,132 --> 00:03:21,066 All right, Mom. I'm gonna wait outside for Shawn, OK? 58 00:03:21,134 --> 00:03:23,603 All right, stop. Wait. Let me look at you. Come here. 59 00:03:23,670 --> 00:03:25,035 Mom... 60 00:03:25,105 --> 00:03:29,406 Oh, Alan. Remember when the two of 'em would stay up late on New Year's Eve 61 00:03:29,476 --> 00:03:32,411 and eat popcorn and watch the ball drop? 62 00:03:32,479 --> 00:03:34,675 What has happened to my babies? 63 00:03:34,748 --> 00:03:37,581 Dad, she's not gonna cry now, is she? 64 00:03:37,651 --> 00:03:39,619 Amy. Mascara. We haven't got that kind of time. 65 00:03:39,686 --> 00:03:41,916 Oh, admit it, boys. Those were great times. 66 00:03:41,988 --> 00:03:43,456 Oh, sure. I mean, you guys got to go out. 67 00:03:43,523 --> 00:03:47,357 I was stuck here with Cory, trying to pull Raisinets out of his nose. 68 00:03:47,427 --> 00:03:50,727 Yeah, if it wasn't for those shrimp forks, they'd still be up there. 69 00:03:50,797 --> 00:03:53,232 You know, I haven't heard a thank-you. 70 00:03:53,300 --> 00:03:57,396 Now, guys, be careful tonight. You know, New Year's Eve brings out all the crazies. 71 00:03:57,471 --> 00:04:01,465 Come on, everybody! Let's get crazy! 72 00:04:02,375 --> 00:04:06,573 - He's on my side. - Cory, Uncle Laslo and our limo await. 73 00:04:07,247 --> 00:04:12,310 - Why does that limo look so strange? - Maybe because it's a hearse. 74 00:04:12,385 --> 00:04:14,854 (car horn plays "Funeral March") 75 00:04:16,123 --> 00:04:17,352 - That's cool. - Yeah. 76 00:04:17,424 --> 00:04:20,587 Wait till you see what's in the back seat. 77 00:04:20,660 --> 00:04:24,426 Eric, you're gonna have to move that old rusty excuse for a car out of the driveway. 78 00:04:24,498 --> 00:04:27,331 Hey. Hey, hey, hey. You're talking' about my Lucille here. 79 00:04:27,400 --> 00:04:29,300 Now, I mean, granted, she's not the most reliable car, 80 00:04:29,369 --> 00:04:31,269 but she gets me where I gotta be going'. 81 00:04:31,338 --> 00:04:34,740 Hey, there's nothin' you guys can say or do to pull me away from her. 82 00:04:34,808 --> 00:04:37,505 - Eric, why don't you take our car tonight? - OK, sure. 83 00:04:37,577 --> 00:04:38,601 - Amy! - No, Alan. 84 00:04:38,678 --> 00:04:41,147 I don't want him driving that thing downtown. 85 00:04:41,214 --> 00:04:46,311 - Here are the keys. We'll take your car. - OK, great. Here are the pliers. 86 00:04:46,386 --> 00:04:48,946 You want it to start, don't you? 87 00:04:52,259 --> 00:04:55,524 Man, I am so glad we're spending New Year's Eve at home. 88 00:04:55,595 --> 00:04:59,589 Yup. No suits, no ties, no spending 200 bucks on a woman you hardly know. 89 00:04:59,666 --> 00:05:03,830 You don't know how close I came to ringing in the New Year with Janine. 90 00:05:03,904 --> 00:05:05,872 - The clinger? - Yeah. 91 00:05:05,939 --> 00:05:08,965 She's OK, you know, if your mother's got plans. 92 00:05:09,042 --> 00:05:11,033 I'm telling you, man, you should have stuck with Valerie. 93 00:05:11,111 --> 00:05:12,875 Oh, no, no. Two weeks was enough for me. 94 00:05:12,946 --> 00:05:18,009 That girl had way too much baggage. Our first date, she had to bring a skycap. 95 00:05:18,084 --> 00:05:20,951 - No, this was not my year for women. - Or mine. 96 00:05:21,021 --> 00:05:23,513 Speaking of which, I ran into Rochelle the other day. 97 00:05:23,590 --> 00:05:25,991 - Oh, yeah? How... how'd she look? - Not so good. 98 00:05:26,059 --> 00:05:27,618 - Ah, thanks, man. - I'm lying. 99 00:05:27,694 --> 00:05:31,096 I knew that. Anyway, it's good to have the night off. 100 00:05:31,164 --> 00:05:32,495 - That's right. We got beer... - Yes, sir. 101 00:05:32,566 --> 00:05:34,295 - (buzzer) - Ah! Pizza. 102 00:05:34,367 --> 00:05:35,766 Yes. 103 00:05:37,704 --> 00:05:39,001 (giggles) 104 00:05:39,072 --> 00:05:43,168 - And Janine. - Jonathan, first of all, relax. I'm not staying. 105 00:05:43,243 --> 00:05:45,007 - Come on in, Janine. - But I saw your light on, 106 00:05:45,078 --> 00:05:46,603 and I know you hate to be alone, so... 107 00:05:46,680 --> 00:05:49,445 - No, that's you, Janine. - Right. 108 00:05:49,516 --> 00:05:51,610 Anyway, I wanted to make sure you were OK. 109 00:05:51,685 --> 00:05:53,346 - He's OK. - Oh, hi, Eli. 110 00:05:53,420 --> 00:05:54,649 Happy New Year. 111 00:05:54,721 --> 00:05:57,418 - Jonathan, you look thin. - Well, thanks. 112 00:05:57,490 --> 00:05:58,753 It's not a compliment. 113 00:05:58,825 --> 00:06:01,385 - You know what would be just terrific? - What? 114 00:06:01,461 --> 00:06:04,658 How about if I whip you up a nice lasagna? 115 00:06:04,731 --> 00:06:08,065 - No, no, no. Look, I don't... - Whoa, whoa, whoa. Lasagna, man. 116 00:06:08,134 --> 00:06:11,035 No, that's real nice, Janine, really. But we got a pizza coming and everything, so... 117 00:06:11,104 --> 00:06:13,698 - (buzzer) - See? See, there it is. 118 00:06:14,708 --> 00:06:17,973 Somebody order a pizza with everything on it? 119 00:06:18,044 --> 00:06:20,741 - Valerie. - A very happy New Year. 120 00:06:21,848 --> 00:06:23,338 Somewhere. 121 00:06:23,416 --> 00:06:25,407 Val? 122 00:06:25,485 --> 00:06:26,816 Janine? 123 00:06:26,887 --> 00:06:29,219 (both) Ch, my God! 124 00:06:34,661 --> 00:06:35,856 Nice going, Shawn. 125 00:06:35,929 --> 00:06:38,421 Without Uncle Laslo's hearse, how are we gonna make it to the parties? 126 00:06:38,498 --> 00:06:40,193 Hey, hey. It's not my fault, OK? 127 00:06:40,267 --> 00:06:43,168 You see a corpse breathing, you've gotta take it back. 128 00:06:43,236 --> 00:06:45,261 It's the right thing to do, man. 129 00:06:45,338 --> 00:06:50,037 Look, I'm happy for the stiff, all right? But it really stuck it to a lot of people. 130 00:06:50,110 --> 00:06:51,669 Gee, guys, it's New Year's Eve. 131 00:06:51,745 --> 00:06:55,682 - A time to celebrate, not fight. - You know what? You're right, Topanga. 132 00:06:55,749 --> 00:06:59,344 OK. And we're gonna make this the best New Year's Eve ever. 133 00:06:59,419 --> 00:07:02,787 If we were dead, 'cause then we'd have a ride. 134 00:07:03,657 --> 00:07:06,354 Oh, Rebecca-Alexa, I am so sorry the car broke down. 135 00:07:06,426 --> 00:07:09,293 Eric, don't worry about it. These things happen. 136 00:07:09,362 --> 00:07:12,992 You understand? You're not mean and icy? Oh! 137 00:07:13,066 --> 00:07:15,728 You are a super-duper model. 138 00:07:17,304 --> 00:07:20,638 Oh, my God. Do... do you know who you are? 139 00:07:21,741 --> 00:07:23,835 You're Rebecca-Alexa. 140 00:07:23,910 --> 00:07:26,140 I'm a big, big, big fan. 141 00:07:26,212 --> 00:07:28,647 I-I'm huge. 142 00:07:28,715 --> 00:07:30,979 - Thank you. - Hi. Hi. 143 00:07:31,051 --> 00:07:33,543 I-I'm Cory. I'm Eric's brother. 144 00:07:33,620 --> 00:07:35,748 Um, this is... Topanga. 145 00:07:35,822 --> 00:07:38,883 - She's a girl from school, but... - Cory? 146 00:07:38,959 --> 00:07:44,125 She's also my girlfriend, and I love her very much, so, uh, don't get any ideas. 147 00:07:44,197 --> 00:07:46,928 So... so, do supermodels have any special powers? 148 00:07:47,000 --> 00:07:50,800 I mean, like, can you read what I'm thinking? 149 00:07:50,870 --> 00:07:52,201 Yes. 150 00:07:53,340 --> 00:07:56,037 I'm really sorry. 151 00:07:56,476 --> 00:07:59,912 Rebecca-Alexa, I lucked out. I got us the last cab in Philly. 152 00:07:59,980 --> 00:08:03,143 - Oh, Eric, you gotta let us share it. - All right, let me think. 153 00:08:03,216 --> 00:08:05,810 I'm seeing a big, hairy "no." 154 00:08:05,885 --> 00:08:08,320 Eric, this is my first New Year's Eve out of the house, all right? 155 00:08:08,388 --> 00:08:13,087 - I mean, without this cab, we're stranded. - All right, hold on, hold on. 156 00:08:13,159 --> 00:08:16,026 No, I tried. I just can't care less. 157 00:08:17,397 --> 00:08:22,494 Cory, I know how you feel. My older sister never took me anywhere. 158 00:08:22,569 --> 00:08:24,663 - I never forgave her. - Cor, great idea. 159 00:08:24,738 --> 00:08:27,639 Why don't you share our cab, bud? 160 00:08:27,707 --> 00:08:30,005 Why, thanks, Eric. What made you change your mind? 161 00:08:30,076 --> 00:08:33,842 Why don't you come over here, and I'll tell you? 162 00:08:35,115 --> 00:08:37,015 You say one sentence to me or my date, it'd better be, 163 00:08:37,083 --> 00:08:39,245 "Help, I'm fl yin' out the cab window." 164 00:08:39,319 --> 00:08:42,653 Oh, Eric, don't you worry about that. I am not gonna do anything stupid. 165 00:08:42,722 --> 00:08:45,157 Cory, how could you do something so stupid? 166 00:08:45,225 --> 00:08:46,750 You sent away the last cab in the city. 167 00:08:46,826 --> 00:08:49,454 Look, I'm telling you. There was something weird about that driver. 168 00:08:49,529 --> 00:08:53,432 I mean, didn't you see his license in the windshield? It wasn't even his picture. 169 00:08:53,500 --> 00:08:56,561 Cory, if stupidity was in the Olympics, you'd win a Nobel prize. 170 00:08:56,636 --> 00:08:59,765 Look, Eric, the man was obviously an impostor, OK? 171 00:08:59,839 --> 00:09:02,433 I mean, for all I know, he was gonna take us to some warehouse 172 00:09:02,509 --> 00:09:04,568 and cut out our livers. 173 00:09:04,644 --> 00:09:07,909 Hey, no biggie. I've already had mine out. 174 00:09:07,981 --> 00:09:12,885 Rebecca-Alexa, I apologize for all the stupidity that runs in this family. 175 00:09:12,952 --> 00:09:16,081 - I'm just a carrier. - It's no big deal. 176 00:09:16,156 --> 00:09:20,457 I don't need to go to a big, crowded party with everyone staring at us. 177 00:09:20,527 --> 00:09:23,394 - Oh, we're going', baby. - Hey! 178 00:09:23,463 --> 00:09:26,489 Light bulb. Why don't we just have our own little party right here? 179 00:09:26,566 --> 00:09:29,228 I'm telling you, it'll be so much fun making popcorn, watching the ball drop... 180 00:09:29,302 --> 00:09:32,033 All right, all right. Cory, make it stop. 181 00:09:32,105 --> 00:09:35,837 Look, Rebecca-Alexa, one way or another, we are gonna be seen at that party. 182 00:09:35,909 --> 00:09:39,607 How? I mean, what are we gonna do? Take the subway? 183 00:09:40,313 --> 00:09:43,943 - Great idea, Rebecca. - I wasn't being serious. 184 00:09:44,017 --> 00:09:45,712 Well, then, you lucked out, 'cause this is fun. 185 00:09:45,785 --> 00:09:49,119 I mean... riding' the rails in a mighty locomotive. 186 00:09:49,189 --> 00:09:52,887 ♪ I think I can, I think I can, I think I can 187 00:09:52,959 --> 00:09:54,484 It's nice to see you in a better mood, brother. 188 00:09:54,561 --> 00:09:56,962 - Just die. - Isn't this great? 189 00:09:57,030 --> 00:10:00,967 There is something so exciting about doing things by the seat of your pants. 190 00:10:01,034 --> 00:10:03,093 Yeah, like that guy. 191 00:10:03,169 --> 00:10:04,159 (all) Ohh! 192 00:10:04,237 --> 00:10:06,399 Gosh! 193 00:10:07,140 --> 00:10:09,131 Hey, Cory, why do I feel like we're being watched? 194 00:10:09,209 --> 00:10:12,372 - You feel that too? - Yeah, it's weird. 195 00:10:12,445 --> 00:10:15,176 You know, it... it feels kinda like... 196 00:10:15,248 --> 00:10:17,512 (both scream) 197 00:10:23,523 --> 00:10:27,118 OK. Come on. Let's do it, people. We've got parties to go to. 198 00:10:27,193 --> 00:10:30,629 What's your rush, Shawn? It's only 10:30. We have plenty of time before midnight. 199 00:10:30,697 --> 00:10:35,259 Yeah. And, Eric, you'll be kissing Rebecca in front of all of Philly, just like you wanted. 200 00:10:35,335 --> 00:10:37,599 In front of all of Philly? 201 00:10:37,670 --> 00:10:39,832 You know, I don't know where he gets this kinda stuff. 202 00:10:39,906 --> 00:10:43,536 So your brother thinks of me as just a trophy? 203 00:10:44,811 --> 00:10:46,006 (mouths) 204 00:10:46,079 --> 00:10:48,047 - Yes! - Cory! 205 00:10:48,114 --> 00:10:50,208 How do you lie to a supermodel? 206 00:10:50,283 --> 00:10:53,309 I mean, those lips can see right through you. 207 00:10:53,386 --> 00:10:55,650 Eric? I just remembered. 208 00:10:55,722 --> 00:10:57,918 I have to... go home. 209 00:10:57,991 --> 00:11:00,824 What? No, wait! Rebecca-Alexa! No! Rebecca-Alexal 210 00:11:00,894 --> 00:11:03,989 No, wait! Stop the train! Stop the train! 211 00:11:04,063 --> 00:11:06,498 Rebecca-Alexal My God! 212 00:11:07,934 --> 00:11:09,368 Eric! It's OK. 213 00:11:09,435 --> 00:11:11,733 I have to get off the train. I have to get off the train! 214 00:11:11,804 --> 00:11:14,102 No. Look, you can get off at the next stop, all right? 215 00:11:14,174 --> 00:11:16,836 There aren't any cabs left in the city. She can't get too far. 216 00:11:16,910 --> 00:11:19,675 Trust me, OK? Everything is gonna be dandy. 217 00:11:19,746 --> 00:11:22,408 - (brakes screech) - (screaming) 218 00:11:23,750 --> 00:11:26,117 What did you do? 219 00:11:26,186 --> 00:11:28,883 - Nothing. - (PA) Ladies and gentlemen, this is your... 220 00:11:28,955 --> 00:11:30,445 (static) 221 00:11:30,523 --> 00:11:32,150 We seem to be experiencing a major... 222 00:11:32,225 --> 00:11:33,192 (static) 223 00:11:33,259 --> 00:11:36,991 - What did he say? - He said Cory broke the train. 224 00:11:41,801 --> 00:11:44,532 Trapped on a subway. This is a nightmare! 225 00:11:45,538 --> 00:11:49,873 Look, no one's gonna bother us if we just act tough, OK? 226 00:11:51,911 --> 00:11:54,380 Boy, I love New Year's Eve. 227 00:11:54,447 --> 00:11:58,179 I'd sure hate to have to kill somebody, though. 228 00:12:00,320 --> 00:12:02,482 With my flu virus. 229 00:12:03,923 --> 00:12:06,722 OK, if I could just pry my fingers into the door... 230 00:12:06,793 --> 00:12:09,160 ...they would get stuck, like this. 231 00:12:09,229 --> 00:12:11,095 Ohh! Agh! 232 00:12:11,164 --> 00:12:15,328 Attention, passengers. The... (static) ...is still not functioning. 233 00:12:15,401 --> 00:12:17,631 Do not, under any circumstances... (static) 234 00:12:17,704 --> 00:12:20,503 ...which may result in death or dismemberment. 235 00:12:20,573 --> 00:12:21,734 Now what did he say? 236 00:12:21,808 --> 00:12:24,573 He said, "Cory, go out and lick the third rail " 237 00:12:24,644 --> 00:12:28,706 Hey! Buck up, buckers. It's probably just a teeny electrical problem. 238 00:12:28,781 --> 00:12:31,807 And look on the bright side. The city is saving on electricity. 239 00:12:31,884 --> 00:12:36,117 What is it with you tonight, Topanga? Did you swallow Sandy Duncan? 240 00:12:36,189 --> 00:12:38,954 That's it, Cory Matthews. I am sick of being the rah-rah girl! 241 00:12:39,025 --> 00:12:42,290 You try being the positive one all the time, and using words like "buckers." 242 00:12:42,362 --> 00:12:45,354 I have demons, so there! 243 00:12:45,431 --> 00:12:47,991 Wow. What a rush. 244 00:12:48,067 --> 00:12:51,662 You, uh... you guys don't spend a lot of time on the subway, do you? 245 00:12:51,738 --> 00:12:53,968 Not on subways this nice. 246 00:12:54,974 --> 00:13:00,140 - So, uh, what do you think the problem is? - A loose wire, an air blow in the Cineston. 247 00:13:00,213 --> 00:13:01,544 Duh. 248 00:13:01,614 --> 00:13:05,642 - How long till they fix it? - On a holiday? I's hard to say, man. 249 00:13:09,022 --> 00:13:13,619 Hello? Hello? Eric Matthews to bridge, Eric Matthews to bridge. 250 00:13:13,693 --> 00:13:16,924 OK, guys. I have been up and down this train, and here's the scoop. 251 00:13:16,996 --> 00:13:20,591 Car five, parochial schoolgirls who ditched their nun. 252 00:13:20,667 --> 00:13:22,761 (chuckling) Nice! 253 00:13:22,835 --> 00:13:24,200 For Shawn. 254 00:13:24,270 --> 00:13:28,798 Oh, and car two, Mrs. Ginelli just went into labor. I saw the head. 255 00:13:28,875 --> 00:13:31,207 - Hey, what are you eating there? - Oh, that's the best part. 256 00:13:31,277 --> 00:13:35,942 Some caterers are stuck in the next car. Look. Look, it's a tiny, tiny crab cake. 257 00:13:36,015 --> 00:13:39,212 - In a light pastry shell. - Will you forget about the crab cake? 258 00:13:39,285 --> 00:13:41,845 The subway. The subway, can they fix it? What's wrong with it? 259 00:13:41,921 --> 00:13:45,323 Why would I ask? We've got food, babes and birth. 260 00:13:45,391 --> 00:13:48,292 Eric, the cycle of life is complete. 261 00:13:49,028 --> 00:13:51,429 Not without Rebecca-Alexa. 262 00:13:52,365 --> 00:13:55,926 Hello? Hello, if there's any intelligent life out there that can hear my voice... 263 00:13:56,002 --> 00:13:58,903 (man) Get off the box, kid. This line is for emergencies only. 264 00:13:58,971 --> 00:14:00,962 Look, sir, believe me, I have an emergency. 265 00:14:01,040 --> 00:14:04,738 I am right now missing my date with supermodel Rebecca-Alexa. 266 00:14:04,811 --> 00:14:07,337 - The jeans girl? - Yes, my captain. 267 00:14:07,413 --> 00:14:10,178 Life's tough. Hey, Ernie, is that a crab cake? 268 00:14:10,249 --> 00:14:12,718 Oh, no! 269 00:14:16,889 --> 00:14:18,880 (raucous laughter) 270 00:14:19,826 --> 00:14:24,093 - I didn't know you went out with Jonathan. - Oh, man. Eli, I'm getting killed over there. 271 00:14:24,163 --> 00:14:26,564 I know. Shh. 272 00:14:26,632 --> 00:14:28,964 - How'd he end it with you? - He took me to dinner. 273 00:14:29,035 --> 00:14:30,935 - Italian? - Yeah. 274 00:14:31,003 --> 00:14:33,301 And then he tells me, "Look." 275 00:14:33,373 --> 00:14:36,604 "You deserve to be with someone who can really appreciate you." 276 00:14:36,676 --> 00:14:41,546 - "I'm just not ready..." - (both) "...for such a big commitment." 277 00:14:41,614 --> 00:14:43,981 Well, if I'm so horrible, what are you guys both doing here? 278 00:14:44,050 --> 00:14:48,419 Hey, hey. Don't bring 'em down, man. They're having a good time. 279 00:14:48,488 --> 00:14:50,286 - Uh, Eli? - Yeah? 280 00:14:50,356 --> 00:14:53,587 You wanna give me a hand with these plates? 281 00:14:53,659 --> 00:14:55,559 Well, you know, I would, Jonathan, but, uh... 282 00:14:55,628 --> 00:14:59,360 ...I don't think I'm ready for such a big commitment. 283 00:14:59,432 --> 00:15:01,764 Oh, that's a burly look. 284 00:15:03,770 --> 00:15:05,704 What are you doing'? You're supposed to be helping' me get rid of them. 285 00:15:05,772 --> 00:15:08,707 Look, they're not going' anywhere. We may as well just sit back and enjoy it. 286 00:15:08,775 --> 00:15:14,043 You do that. Meanwhile, I'll light myself on fire and I'll do a happy dance. 287 00:15:14,113 --> 00:15:16,081 There's something so nice about being around women. 288 00:15:16,149 --> 00:15:17,617 Yeah, but the reason we planned this whole night 289 00:15:17,683 --> 00:15:20,311 is that we wouldn't have to be around women. 290 00:15:20,386 --> 00:15:22,286 I lied. 291 00:15:22,355 --> 00:15:24,255 So, Timmy, you tiger, here's the plan: 292 00:15:24,323 --> 00:15:27,315 I'm gonna lower you down. When your feet hit the tracks, I want you to start running. 293 00:15:27,393 --> 00:15:30,556 You're gonna find this girl, and give her this note. OK? 294 00:15:30,630 --> 00:15:33,099 Take the note, Timmy. Now run like the wind, Timmy. 295 00:15:33,166 --> 00:15:36,693 Run like the wind, Timmy. Timmy... 296 00:15:37,937 --> 00:15:41,168 Hey, lady! You just take care of you, all right? 297 00:15:41,240 --> 00:15:43,538 OK! Mrs. Ginelli's real close. 298 00:15:43,609 --> 00:15:47,068 Does anybody here know anything about deliveries? 299 00:15:47,146 --> 00:15:50,377 You. Pizza guy. You'll have to do. Come on! 300 00:15:53,219 --> 00:15:56,814 Eric looks very upset. You should talk to him. 301 00:15:57,824 --> 00:16:00,156 Yeah, I guess you're right. 302 00:16:02,128 --> 00:16:03,721 Eric, I'm, you know... 303 00:16:03,796 --> 00:16:05,127 You! 304 00:16:06,332 --> 00:16:10,235 You're the reason for all of this. You climbed out of my cab and sent it away. 305 00:16:10,303 --> 00:16:13,000 You told Rebecca-Alexa I wanted to kiss her in front of all of Philadelphia, 306 00:16:13,072 --> 00:16:15,097 thus foiling my divine plan! 307 00:16:15,174 --> 00:16:19,338 I'm sorry your night with Rebecca-Alexa didn't work out, OK? 308 00:16:19,412 --> 00:16:23,042 All I wanted was a big party, with a lot of people having a good time. 309 00:16:23,115 --> 00:16:25,812 You think this is how I wanted to spend my night? 310 00:16:25,885 --> 00:16:30,118 I mean, you'd have to be an idiot to have a good time down here. 311 00:16:30,189 --> 00:16:33,887 I don't know about you guys, but I am having a great time. 312 00:16:33,960 --> 00:16:37,954 Oh, and that pizza guy says he'll have the baby delivered in under 30 minutes. 313 00:16:38,030 --> 00:16:41,159 Which gives me plenty of time to check up on those parochial girls. 314 00:16:41,234 --> 00:16:43,828 I told them my uncle was the Pope. 315 00:16:46,539 --> 00:16:49,941 Well, I guess some people can have a good time anywhere. 316 00:16:50,009 --> 00:16:53,912 So, Eric, if you just want to sulk and feel sorry for yourself, be my guest, OK? 317 00:16:53,980 --> 00:16:55,345 But I'm gonna make the best of it, 318 00:16:55,414 --> 00:16:57,610 'cause I'm here with my friends, and that's what's important. 319 00:16:57,683 --> 00:17:00,175 Yep, fine. You do that, all right? 320 00:17:00,253 --> 00:17:02,950 I'm gonna use all my brainpower to will this train to move. 321 00:17:03,022 --> 00:17:05,013 (breathes deeply) 322 00:17:06,959 --> 00:17:09,189 Ah, phooey! I need a bigger brain. 323 00:17:09,262 --> 00:17:11,697 Timmy! Come over here. 324 00:17:13,900 --> 00:17:17,700 I don't get John either, 'cause I loved Thelma and Louise, OK? 325 00:17:17,770 --> 00:17:19,101 Could he be more perfect? 326 00:17:19,171 --> 00:17:20,935 - Stop. Stop. - I know, I know. 327 00:17:21,007 --> 00:17:22,406 I mean, really. 328 00:17:22,475 --> 00:17:26,639 - Hey, Johnny. Where you going', man? - Oh, I don't know. I'm thinking' the roof. 329 00:17:26,712 --> 00:17:28,908 Well, remember, tuck and roll. 330 00:17:31,784 --> 00:17:33,309 Hey, Eli. 331 00:17:33,386 --> 00:17:37,016 I made a New Year's resolution: I hate your guts. 332 00:17:37,089 --> 00:17:39,956 The man is obviously not a people person. 333 00:17:43,062 --> 00:17:44,257 Lynn. 334 00:17:44,330 --> 00:17:49,769 Jonathan, I, um... I just need some closure on our relationship. 335 00:17:50,269 --> 00:17:52,738 Relationship? We only went out once. 336 00:17:52,805 --> 00:17:55,672 Why are you being so hostile? (wails) 337 00:17:55,741 --> 00:18:01,009 I just need to be with someone who will listen to me! 338 00:18:01,080 --> 00:18:02,741 -Hey, El -Yeah? 339 00:18:02,815 --> 00:18:05,648 (whispers) Come in, come in. Incoming! 340 00:18:11,724 --> 00:18:16,560 OK! All aboard the party car. We've got refreshments by the conductor's booth, 341 00:18:16,629 --> 00:18:19,462 we've got dancing right here, and if you guys want a quite place to chat, 342 00:18:19,532 --> 00:18:22,991 there is plenty of room down by the sad guy. 343 00:18:25,271 --> 00:18:27,706 Hey, man, you know, I thought tonight was gonna be a wash. 344 00:18:27,773 --> 00:18:31,971 But you pulled it together and turned it into a party. 345 00:18:32,044 --> 00:18:34,536 - What? - A party. 346 00:18:34,614 --> 00:18:37,083 - Oh, cool. Thanks. - Hey, you're all right. 347 00:18:37,149 --> 00:18:39,208 Hey, everybody! Listen up. How about we give it up 348 00:18:39,285 --> 00:18:43,483 for the man who put together this little underground party? 349 00:18:43,556 --> 00:18:45,388 (all) What? 350 00:18:45,458 --> 00:18:47,392 - Party. - Oh. 351 00:18:47,460 --> 00:18:49,758 - Yeah! - (cheering) 352 00:18:49,829 --> 00:18:51,820 (4 dance music) 353 00:19:03,409 --> 00:19:05,207 What was that for? It's not even midnight. 354 00:19:05,277 --> 00:19:10,113 I know. But they're passing out garlic balls, and I wanted to get a fresh kiss in. 355 00:19:10,182 --> 00:19:12,776 Can I get one of those? 356 00:19:12,852 --> 00:19:16,083 - A lot of garlic. - Yeah, like I got somebody to kiss. 357 00:19:16,155 --> 00:19:18,920 - Look, Eric, I said I was sorry. - No, no. Look, I'm over Rebecca-Alexa. 358 00:19:18,991 --> 00:19:21,926 You know why? 'Cause I dumped her. I can do better than her. 359 00:19:21,994 --> 00:19:26,022 You know what else? I don't even believe me. Thank you. 360 00:19:28,501 --> 00:19:29,400 Uh... 361 00:19:29,468 --> 00:19:32,267 You know, Eric, I was thinking. 362 00:19:32,338 --> 00:19:36,070 I mean... everyone always makes such a big deal out of New Year's, right? 363 00:19:36,142 --> 00:19:39,168 But why? I mean, they never turn out the way you planned. 364 00:19:39,245 --> 00:19:42,306 - Yeah, you're not kidding'. - Yeah, especially for us. 365 00:19:42,381 --> 00:19:47,911 Uh, you remember that night where we tried to make popcorn in the radiator? 366 00:19:47,987 --> 00:19:50,422 How could I forget? I mean, Mom and Dad freaked out on us, 367 00:19:50,489 --> 00:19:53,424 and the walls popped for weeks. 368 00:19:53,492 --> 00:19:56,359 How about that year we let the blonde baby-sitter curl your hair? 369 00:19:56,429 --> 00:19:58,454 Oh, yeah. I remember that. 370 00:19:58,531 --> 00:20:01,762 - When's that going away? - I don't know. It's... 371 00:20:03,269 --> 00:20:05,966 Yeah, we had a lot of lousy New Year's together. 372 00:20:06,038 --> 00:20:08,530 Yeah, we sure did. 373 00:20:08,607 --> 00:20:10,939 They were all pretty good. 374 00:20:11,010 --> 00:20:16,642 Especially this one. I mean, big party, lot of people dancing, having a good time. 375 00:20:18,551 --> 00:20:20,542 Thanks, man. 376 00:20:23,456 --> 00:20:27,393 OK, everybody! Listen up, listen up! The New Year is coming in! 377 00:20:27,460 --> 00:20:29,519 Five... four... 378 00:20:29,595 --> 00:20:32,360 (all join in) ...three, two, one! 379 00:20:32,431 --> 00:20:33,990 (cheering) 380 00:20:34,066 --> 00:20:36,160 (whooping) 381 00:20:36,235 --> 00:20:38,932 Hey! Hey, hey! Hey, good news, everybody! 382 00:20:39,004 --> 00:20:41,302 - Twins! - Mrs. Ginelli had twins? 383 00:20:41,373 --> 00:20:43,569 No. But I do. 384 00:20:43,642 --> 00:20:47,306 This is Linda, and her sister, More-Linda. 385 00:20:49,515 --> 00:20:50,949 Happy New Year's, Cor. 386 00:20:52,184 --> 00:20:54,175 Happy New Year's, Eric. 387 00:20:56,088 --> 00:20:58,557 Eric, as much as I'm liking this brother-brother moment, I... 388 00:20:58,624 --> 00:21:02,117 - Yeah, go kiss your girlfriend. Go. - Thank you. 389 00:21:04,497 --> 00:21:06,488 - Hello. - Hello. 390 00:21:08,033 --> 00:21:10,092 Quiche? 391 00:21:10,169 --> 00:21:12,501 Don't mind if I do. 392 00:21:23,048 --> 00:21:28,009 Amy, Alan... Oh, this is so embarrassing. Do you have any money? 393 00:21:28,087 --> 00:21:32,081 Well, George Hamilton Feeny! Great tan! 394 00:21:32,158 --> 00:21:34,684 Yes, yes. Well, it was a wonderful trip. But the cab is waiting, 395 00:21:34,760 --> 00:21:38,594 and all I have is Bahamian cash, and airline peanuts. 396 00:21:38,664 --> 00:21:41,190 Oh, I'm sorry, George. I didn't get to the bank today. 397 00:21:41,267 --> 00:21:43,599 Hey! I got a dollar. 398 00:21:43,669 --> 00:21:45,797 Dig deeper, man. The meter's running. 399 00:21:45,871 --> 00:21:48,340 Well, why don't you have the guy take you to a bank machine? 400 00:21:48,407 --> 00:21:51,001 I don't want to spend another minute with this driver. 401 00:21:51,076 --> 00:21:53,977 He looks nothing like his picture. 402 00:21:54,046 --> 00:21:55,571 (car horn) 403 00:21:55,648 --> 00:21:58,208 I'll be right there, Vajneesh! 404 00:21:59,885 --> 00:22:01,683 Hey, Mr. Feeny. How was your trip? 405 00:22:01,754 --> 00:22:04,223 Hey, maybe the boys can loan you some money. 406 00:22:04,290 --> 00:22:06,019 Oh... 407 00:22:06,091 --> 00:22:08,458 A little short again... 408 00:22:08,527 --> 00:22:10,052 ...George? 409 00:22:12,898 --> 00:22:15,299 I'd rather risk my liver. 34333

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