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Previously on "The Magicians"...
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We found a key, too.
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The ghost said it has the power
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to reveal things that are hidden.
I'm a hidden thing.
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I'm Hyman.
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When I first got stuck
in the Astral Plane,
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I spent months trying to push things.
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I never got anywhere.
Until I tried being the thing.
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Holy zerts! You did it!
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The farmers are hesitant because
you're asking them to throw out food
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- and replace it with, uh...
- Inedible mushrooms.
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I got it. I just need it done.
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On Earth we tend to meet the
people we're gonna marry first.
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Surely you've heard of the
Tribe of The Floating Mountain.
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It is my duty and honor
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to take the place of my late brother.
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- Why do you have magic?
- I don't know.
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I'd do anything to get it back.
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If I could give it to you, I would.
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What if you could?
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Whoo. Sorry.
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Okay.
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Last I checked,
we're looking for a spell,
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not starting an eBay store.
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There's this old hedge story
I once heard
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about some sort of electrical transfer.
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Marina used to steal magic
from some poor faun.
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People still talk about it.
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Just look.
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So, you want us to reverse engineer
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a hedge witch urban legend
using kids' toys?
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I mean, aluminum wiring's
been scant since the '90s,
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so unless you have a better idea.
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Do you feel anything?
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No.
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Go again?
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♪ Oh, as long as I know ♪
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♪ How to love, I know I'll stay alive ♪
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Why did that just turn on by itself?
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Oh, my God.
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♪ I've got all my love to give ♪
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♪ And I'll survive ♪
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Give me your hand.
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Wait. Stop.
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Do not do this.
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Did you just use
that fish as a doorbell?
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I've been trying to warn you
guys for, like, an hour.
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"Being the fish button"
is the first thing
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in this entire room that's worked.
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- What are you trying to warn us about?
- This spell.
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I've seen it in person.
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Are you serious?
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Yeah.
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Couple months back
on a book-stealing job,
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I saw a group of
magically-starved idiots
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do the transfer, and by the end of it,
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everyone was on fire.
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Trust me. Fogg was right.
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It's a bad idea.
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Wait a minute. Did you
just say Fogg was right?
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- Aw, f...
- Fuck me.
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You have magic.
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And you're just now telling me?
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Don't take this the wrong way,
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but you've been a little drunk.
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- And unreliable.
- Yes.
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I'm drunk, but I am
entirely... reliable.
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Um, maybe we should get back
to Marina's spell.
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It wasn't Marina's spell. It's mine.
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She stole it from my private collection.
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And if any of you had attended
my annual colloquia
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on prohibited magic, you would know
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that its proper name
is the Voltaic Transfer.
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It is incredibly delicate.
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- We... we know that, but...
- But what?
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But you want to rid yourself
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of the one thing we all
so desperately want?
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- If you understood what...
- You understand.
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I'm a Magician with no magic.
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A dean without a school.
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Just a blind, unemployed
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black man in America.
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Who, shockingly, was actually
being kept 38% more tolerant
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through a series of enchantments
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which have now died.
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In case you hadn't noticed
or perhaps maybe you weren't
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- in a position to need to.
- Okay, you're really drunk.
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So what?
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What does it matter?
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Alice, of all people,
you should know better
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than to attempt this.
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- You want to blow yourselves up?
- Is that it?
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Um. Just give me one second.
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Okay.
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Uh, they'll hold for a day or two,
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but then Alice can recharge them.
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After we finish the transfer.
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I know. Everything is fucked.
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- I'm sorry.
- It's not your fault.
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Julia.
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Yeah, well, it's not, not my fault, either so.
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What you two utter idiots need,
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if you don't want to die,
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is the flesh of a magical creature
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to act as a sort of semiconductor.
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A potent energy-drainer.
An incubus.
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If this is about the whole
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marriage not being consummated yet,
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don't worry, it'll happen.
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Oh, no, no, no.
You misunderstand me, my dear.
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You see, I've heard a rumor
about your advisor,
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the Pickwick?
Sighted in a certain corridor.
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Taking scrapings from the wall.
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He's just a compulsive redecorator.
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You might be interested to
know that we both have been
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plotting against our mutual friend.
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Hmm, no idea what you're talking about.
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Margo.
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You can trust me.
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The misguided actions of my son
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have soured both sides
of our arrangement.
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I've acquired a weapon forged
in the foundries of Stonehaven.
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When the time is right,
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we could use it to kill the Fairy Queen.
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- Hi.
- Oh, hell no.
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Move.
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Hang your sheets out
the window afterwards, dear.
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Guards! Guards!
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Don't even think about closing it. No!
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Guards!
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Let me out!
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The Magicians
03x06 - Do You Like Teeth?
Original Air Date - February 14, 2018
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I don't give a shit
if you have to find someone
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to sell those shares short.
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I need them today.
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So the Incubus
is a hedge fund manager?
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Plus 5%. And not one more cent,
you piece of monkey shit.
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Just remember what Fogg said.
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Be respectful, no matter what.
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You got two minutes.
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Henry Fogg said that you might be able
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to help us power our spell.
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Uh, we just... we need
to use your thing.
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- My what?
- Uh, your... your thing.
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Your... your business.
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- Sorry?
- Uh.
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Your little friend.
Uh, I mean... your big friend.
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Well, I'm... I'm sure your friend
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is perfectly proportioned to your body.
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- I was just saying...
- Your penis.
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Yep, we need to use your penis
to power our spell.
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And we know that you need it too.
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So that's why we'll build
the spell around it.
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It'll be completely painless
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and should only take a couple minutes.
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I can't believe that actually worked!
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Wha... what actually worked?
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I planted this joke on Fogg
25 years ago.
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I had him totally convinced
that I had a magic Johnson.
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Wait, so you...
you don't have a magic...
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Of course not.
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- That's ridiculous.
- No, it's not.
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I mean you're an incubus.
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Isn't sex, like, your thing?
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Gods no.
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I don't even like sex.
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Stress is a much better way
to drain people's energy.
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May I?
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Oh, and you.
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You got a lot of it, I can tell.
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Delish.
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You give me
a few more hits of this,
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and I'll give you something
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that'll actually power your spell.
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- Is that your tail?
- Yeah.
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Yeah, I grow a new one every spring.
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Welcome back.
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I see you've misplaced
your wife and child.
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You'd be shocked how easy
it is to misplace people
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when your mind's on
tax collection and annexation
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and unforeseen seafaring... confusion.
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I'll immediately sail
back out there and find them,
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- of course...
- No, you won't.
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I have a bigger problem
I need you to solve.
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The Stone Queen has locked
Margo and Fomar in the dungeon.
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Wait. What? Why?
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She thinks it will get
the marriage consummated,
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but ultimately I need
the union officialized
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just as much as the Floaters do.
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Listen, pro tip.
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Let Margo out of there immediately.
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You know her. Force isn't going to work.
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True. Force may not work.
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But the clever coercion on
the part of a trusted friend.
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I am not going to coerce Margo
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into having sex with a 15-year-old.
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Have you never heard of statutory rape?
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- Fomar isn't a statue.
- That is not what...
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Forget it.
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You will solve this problem for me.
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And if I refuse?
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I've been searching for a new keepsake.
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Several bits will do.
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Fine, but I have a feeling Queen Margo
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is going to be a little bit difficult.
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I know!
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You hate me for killing Micah.
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Jesus Christ.
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It's just in our culture,
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younger sons can't marry
or inherit property.
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Most of us wind up
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serving in the Crag Guard
or dying in battle.
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Is this supposed to make me
feel bad for you?
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No.
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So, do you want to take a break?
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Let me touch your maiden peaks?
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Do you want me to cut your
hands off and have them made
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into a decorative, whimsical planter?
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How are we supposed to become one flesh
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if you won't let me touch you?
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- We're not.
- But you're my wife.
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Oh, please.
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You don't need a wife.
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You need a pile of socks
and a sex-ed class.
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What's a sex class? Who... who's Ed?
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It's something they make you
do on Earth.
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It makes you never wanna.
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How about I show you?
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Vaginas.
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The leading cause of death in men.
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They spread disease.
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They explode during childbirth.
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But worst of all, they bleed.
Every month.
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In fact, mine's doing it right now.
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Well, that's okay. I like blood.
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But do you like teeth?
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Sorry I'm late.
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You okay?
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Enjoying being a palace guard
in your own palace?
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This uniform is, like, really sweaty.
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Yeah, I know, but it beats
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having the Fairy Queen's
hand up your ass.
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Last thing we need
is another puppet king.
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Okay, key quest. Hit me.
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Uh, okay, so I'm pretty sure that
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the fourth key is somewhere
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in this stretch of ocean
called The Abyss.
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Um, it's an uncharted region of Fillory
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where it's, like,
sort of permanently night.
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Um, but, you know, we get to go
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on a quest on a magical boat,
so it doesn't totally suck.
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Uh, yeah. I wish I could.
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Believe me, but duty calls
a dozen different ways.
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- And I can't leave Margo.
- Right, of course.
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- Sorry.
- No.
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I was looking forward to going
on a boating quest with you.
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Who wouldn't?
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Uh, think about it.
You can take Benedict.
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00:12:46,909 --> 00:12:49,535
Go be life-partners with
someone else for a little bit.
260
00:12:49,545 --> 00:12:52,838
But you'll be able to do the...
thing on the prow of a ship
261
00:12:52,848 --> 00:12:54,506
you've been waiting
your whole life to do.
262
00:12:54,516 --> 00:12:57,584
- What thing?
- You know, the thing.
263
00:13:11,700 --> 00:13:14,167
Whoo!
264
00:13:20,876 --> 00:13:22,976
Sorry. Uh, sorry.
265
00:13:32,721 --> 00:13:34,187
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
266
00:13:49,538 --> 00:13:52,864
Being on a mission is a hell
of an antidepressant.
267
00:13:52,874 --> 00:13:54,199
You notice that, Benedict?
268
00:13:54,209 --> 00:13:55,942
Well, now that you mention it.
269
00:13:58,180 --> 00:13:59,605
Whoa.
270
00:13:59,615 --> 00:14:01,314
We're entering The Abyss, Sire.
271
00:14:04,453 --> 00:14:07,320
It'll be darkness from here on.
272
00:14:10,592 --> 00:14:12,359
Thank you.
273
00:14:23,739 --> 00:14:25,964
So how long until we can keep going?
274
00:14:25,974 --> 00:14:28,467
As soon as we find safe
passage, your Majesty.
275
00:14:28,477 --> 00:14:30,636
Is someone out there?
276
00:14:30,646 --> 00:14:32,245
Help!
277
00:14:34,116 --> 00:14:37,250
Is someone out there? Help!
278
00:14:41,790 --> 00:14:44,324
God, I think there's someone
out there on a raft.
279
00:14:51,600 --> 00:14:52,758
You okay?
280
00:14:52,768 --> 00:14:54,059
Wow, wow, wow.
281
00:14:54,069 --> 00:14:56,395
You just saved the shit out of me.
282
00:14:56,405 --> 00:14:58,163
Poppy Kline.
283
00:14:58,173 --> 00:15:01,199
Draconologist, postgraduate
fellow, and field researcher
284
00:15:01,209 --> 00:15:03,268
at your service.
285
00:15:03,278 --> 00:15:06,613
Holy shit. You're from Brakebills?
286
00:15:07,783 --> 00:15:08,948
Yeah.
287
00:15:16,686 --> 00:15:18,946
So, Brakebills students
are kings and queens now?
288
00:15:18,956 --> 00:15:19,980
Yeah. So hu-Shit.now.
289
00:15:19,990 --> 00:15:22,316
I've stuck in The Abyss way too long.
290
00:15:22,326 --> 00:15:23,783
How did you end up out here anyway?
291
00:15:23,794 --> 00:15:25,424
Oh, I came with some other students.
292
00:15:25,435 --> 00:15:28,121
Oh. Hey, sorry. I can, um... uh.
293
00:15:28,131 --> 00:15:30,557
Spring Break, Class of 2016?
294
00:15:30,567 --> 00:15:31,959
Didn't turn out so well for us,
295
00:15:31,969 --> 00:15:34,027
but that is a whole nother story.
296
00:15:34,228 --> 00:15:35,451
Wait, sorry.
297
00:15:35,458 --> 00:15:36,682
Do you know, um...
298
00:15:36,693 --> 00:15:38,865
If the next two words out of your mouth
are "Josh" and "Hoberman,"
299
00:15:38,872 --> 00:15:40,720
we just became best friends.
300
00:15:40,731 --> 00:15:42,536
No way! He's still alive?
301
00:15:42,546 --> 00:15:44,805
I mean, as far as I know.
302
00:15:44,815 --> 00:15:46,406
Oh, that's amazing.
303
00:15:46,416 --> 00:15:48,308
So how does a Brakebills student
304
00:15:48,318 --> 00:15:50,811
wind up alone on a raft?
305
00:15:50,821 --> 00:15:53,714
Get a girl a drink.
I'll tell you the whole story.
306
00:15:53,724 --> 00:15:54,990
All right.
307
00:16:08,505 --> 00:16:10,497
Your Majesty.
308
00:16:10,507 --> 00:16:12,766
An urgent message
from Prince Ess of Loria.
309
00:16:12,776 --> 00:16:14,468
Wasn't Ess in the dungeon?
310
00:16:14,478 --> 00:16:15,836
High Queen Margo let him go
311
00:16:15,846 --> 00:16:17,271
as he was innocent of all charges.
312
00:16:17,281 --> 00:16:20,707
Oh, right. Yeah.
313
00:16:20,717 --> 00:16:22,083
Sorry about that.
314
00:16:26,990 --> 00:16:31,585
I figured out the problem.
Humans don't mate in captivity.
315
00:16:31,595 --> 00:16:34,421
What Margo and Fomar
need is a honeymoon.
316
00:16:34,431 --> 00:16:36,723
An hour's ride North, there is a forest
317
00:16:36,733 --> 00:16:38,892
with naturally-occurring aphrodisiacs
318
00:16:38,902 --> 00:16:41,628
that's guaranteed to get
that marriage consummated.
319
00:16:41,638 --> 00:16:43,864
Fine.
320
00:16:43,874 --> 00:16:45,565
- But if you fail...
- I know, I know.
321
00:16:45,575 --> 00:16:47,935
New keepsakes. Fingers, ears.
322
00:16:47,945 --> 00:16:50,037
Try your spleen.
323
00:16:50,047 --> 00:16:51,947
- Okay.
- Go.
324
00:16:53,283 --> 00:16:55,976
Fieldwork was my thing at
Brakebills, and well, dragons.
325
00:16:55,986 --> 00:16:57,444
Love them.
326
00:16:57,454 --> 00:16:59,513
Wait, so what happened to your ship?
327
00:16:59,523 --> 00:17:01,114
Oh, wrecked.
328
00:17:01,124 --> 00:17:02,683
Off the coast of the Truthwaters.
329
00:17:02,693 --> 00:17:05,485
I spent two years on that little Picket.
330
00:17:05,495 --> 00:17:09,156
And, bam.
Over in an instant.
331
00:17:09,166 --> 00:17:11,391
That was three weeks ago.
332
00:17:11,401 --> 00:17:15,229
You survived for three weeks
on a raft by yourself?
333
00:17:15,239 --> 00:17:18,131
Yeah, it was rough.
334
00:17:18,141 --> 00:17:19,266
Especially without magic.
335
00:17:19,276 --> 00:17:20,901
Do you know anything about why the hell
336
00:17:20,911 --> 00:17:23,270
- it just went out?
- I mean, um...
337
00:17:23,280 --> 00:17:25,706
I just hope someone's fixing it.
338
00:17:25,716 --> 00:17:28,976
That someone is, um, sort of me.
339
00:17:28,986 --> 00:17:34,081
Um, I'm on a... a quest, right,
for these golden keys.
340
00:17:34,091 --> 00:17:35,582
Right, so there's seven of them.
341
00:17:35,592 --> 00:17:38,819
Wait, wait, wait, wait. Golden keys?
342
00:17:38,829 --> 00:17:40,228
Like...
343
00:17:43,533 --> 00:17:46,026
- Holy shit. How did you...
- Short version?
344
00:17:46,036 --> 00:17:47,661
Stole it.
345
00:17:47,671 --> 00:17:49,930
Mid-voyage we wound up
on this random island,
346
00:17:49,940 --> 00:17:52,399
just, like, covered in treasure.
347
00:17:52,409 --> 00:17:54,202
A dragon breeding ground
which is like...aahh!
348
00:17:54,205 --> 00:17:56,053
Spontaneous orgasm.
349
00:17:56,064 --> 00:17:57,871
I mean, places like this are so rare.
350
00:17:57,881 --> 00:17:59,539
There are only two species of dragon
351
00:17:59,549 --> 00:18:01,024
that even build treasure-nests.
352
00:18:01,025 --> 00:18:03,142
Anyway, this was in one of them
353
00:18:03,153 --> 00:18:04,736
with a bunch of cool stuff.
354
00:18:04,747 --> 00:18:07,563
But the thing that got me was
355
00:18:07,574 --> 00:18:09,533
I could feel something coming off it.
356
00:18:09,543 --> 00:18:11,657
- Yeah.
- Even now.
357
00:18:11,668 --> 00:18:14,017
It's somehow not dead, right?
358
00:18:14,563 --> 00:18:17,241
And, you know, the dragons were
all horny and distracted,
359
00:18:17,250 --> 00:18:19,243
so I just took it.
360
00:18:19,250 --> 00:18:20,680
Just like that?
361
00:18:20,720 --> 00:18:23,113
I'm a person of questionable ethics.
362
00:18:23,823 --> 00:18:25,000
Here.
363
00:18:26,592 --> 00:18:30,027
It's yours, from one quester to another.
364
00:18:32,032 --> 00:18:33,955
- Wow. Thank you.
- Mm-hmm.
365
00:18:33,966 --> 00:18:35,814
So do you know what it does?
I mean, each one
366
00:18:35,825 --> 00:18:37,794
sort of has a unique thing.
367
00:18:37,805 --> 00:18:39,408
I don't know.
368
00:18:39,742 --> 00:18:42,453
- Maybe you can figure it out.
- Yeah.
369
00:18:43,078 --> 00:18:46,203
Uh, here's to that.
370
00:18:53,887 --> 00:18:55,777
- You wanna? Yeah.
- Oh.
371
00:18:59,259 --> 00:19:01,660
Okay. Well, here goes nothing.
372
00:19:08,602 --> 00:19:11,362
Ugh, man, one of your wires
is coming loose.
373
00:19:11,372 --> 00:19:13,197
You're gonna kill yourselves!
374
00:19:13,207 --> 00:19:16,650
- Oh, my God. I can't...
- Golly Moses.
375
00:19:16,660 --> 00:19:18,536
You're right.
They're gonna kill themselves.
376
00:19:18,546 --> 00:19:20,971
Don't you have some shower to go haunt?
377
00:19:20,981 --> 00:19:23,140
Oh, no one's showering right now.
378
00:19:23,150 --> 00:19:25,276
Except Fogg, and he's asleep.
379
00:19:25,286 --> 00:19:27,445
Jesus, that man needs help.
Is he all right?
380
00:19:27,455 --> 00:19:30,014
Ah, just a bit zozzled, I think.
381
00:19:30,024 --> 00:19:33,217
He was quite naked.
382
00:19:33,227 --> 00:19:36,095
Remarkably... well-preserved.
383
00:19:37,398 --> 00:19:40,124
Guess it's possible to age gracefully.
384
00:19:40,134 --> 00:19:41,382
Oh, my God.
385
00:19:41,393 --> 00:19:43,374
Fuck, man. I can't watch this.
386
00:19:43,804 --> 00:19:46,464
See? This is what I love
about you, Penny.
387
00:19:46,474 --> 00:19:48,192
You act like you don't care,
388
00:19:48,203 --> 00:19:51,067
but really, you care most
in this whole story.
389
00:19:51,078 --> 00:19:53,170
Yeah, then... then why
is everyone acting
390
00:19:53,180 --> 00:19:55,086
like I'm not a part of it anymore?
391
00:19:55,112 --> 00:19:59,133
Maybe it's time to blouse
this popsicle stand.
392
00:19:59,553 --> 00:20:01,312
- You mean, leave?
- Why not?
393
00:20:01,322 --> 00:20:03,147
Go... go find a story to watch
394
00:20:03,157 --> 00:20:04,949
that doesn't make you so depressed.
395
00:20:04,959 --> 00:20:08,018
Oh, I think they did it.
396
00:20:14,435 --> 00:20:16,660
I'm having a good time.
397
00:20:21,008 --> 00:20:23,242
You just wait a second,
I'm gonna close...
398
00:20:49,851 --> 00:20:51,685
Rise and shine, princess.
399
00:20:52,955 --> 00:20:54,880
Who?
400
00:20:54,890 --> 00:20:56,949
The real question, dipshit,
is how you managed
401
00:20:56,959 --> 00:20:58,646
to black out after, what, five drinks?
402
00:20:58,657 --> 00:21:00,466
Why do you always have
to embarrass yourself?
403
00:21:00,477 --> 00:21:01,625
I don't...
404
00:21:02,531 --> 00:21:05,191
Okay. Uh...
405
00:21:05,201 --> 00:21:07,786
Um...
406
00:21:08,838 --> 00:21:10,563
Seriously.
407
00:21:10,573 --> 00:21:13,307
You hold your liquor
like a kindergartner.
408
00:21:16,212 --> 00:21:19,613
Sorry, um, can you... are
you... are you seeing this?
409
00:21:21,951 --> 00:21:23,109
Nobody cares, dude.
410
00:21:23,119 --> 00:21:25,945
They all have actual jobs, unlike you.
411
00:21:25,955 --> 00:21:27,746
Right, okay.
412
00:21:27,756 --> 00:21:29,289
No problem.
413
00:21:35,131 --> 00:21:37,289
- What the fuck did you do?
- Okay, I can explain.
414
00:21:37,299 --> 00:21:39,291
- What is this key?
- Just calm down.
415
00:21:39,301 --> 00:21:41,494
- It's all right.
- There's another me.
416
00:21:41,504 --> 00:21:43,796
And he's mean,
and no one else can see him.
417
00:21:43,806 --> 00:21:45,498
Nothing about this is all right.
418
00:21:45,508 --> 00:21:47,515
Okay, listen. Here's the deal.
419
00:21:47,526 --> 00:21:49,671
- The key does have a power.
- No shit.
420
00:21:49,682 --> 00:21:51,603
It takes the darkest parts of you
421
00:21:51,614 --> 00:21:54,773
and makes a... kind of...
well, you met it.
422
00:21:54,783 --> 00:21:58,144
It's kind of like a depression monster?
423
00:21:58,154 --> 00:22:01,881
Looks like you, talks like you.
424
00:22:01,891 --> 00:22:05,084
But don't worry, it can't
actually hurt you.
425
00:22:05,094 --> 00:22:07,119
- Unless...
- Unless?
426
00:22:07,129 --> 00:22:08,220
Unless it gets in your head
427
00:22:08,230 --> 00:22:09,822
and convinces you to hurt yourself.
428
00:22:09,832 --> 00:22:11,427
- Well...
- But you'll be fine.
429
00:22:11,438 --> 00:22:13,591
It only affects the last person
who touched the key.
430
00:22:13,602 --> 00:22:15,661
So just pass it along to someone else.
431
00:22:15,671 --> 00:22:18,797
- That's what we did.
- Who's we?
432
00:22:18,807 --> 00:22:20,132
My former shipmates.
433
00:22:20,142 --> 00:22:21,228
After I stole the key,
434
00:22:21,239 --> 00:22:22,701
we passed it from person to person
435
00:22:22,711 --> 00:22:25,938
until we, you know, ran out of options.
436
00:22:25,948 --> 00:22:28,207
What does that mean,
you ran out of options?
437
00:22:28,217 --> 00:22:31,212
Um. Hit an iceberg?
438
00:22:31,223 --> 00:22:33,011
I happened to be holding
the key when we sank
439
00:22:33,022 --> 00:22:35,314
'cause the rest of 'em
just couldn't handle it.
440
00:22:35,324 --> 00:22:36,982
You have to be, like, a badass about it,
441
00:22:36,992 --> 00:22:38,884
and what can I say?
442
00:22:38,894 --> 00:22:40,686
- They were weak.
- Okay, I'm sorry.
443
00:22:40,696 --> 00:22:43,856
Exactly how many of them
survived the key before you?
444
00:22:43,866 --> 00:22:46,225
Eh. Maybe, like, half?
445
00:22:46,235 --> 00:22:48,327
This key made half of your shipmates
446
00:22:48,337 --> 00:22:50,663
kill themselves, and you gave it to me?
447
00:22:50,673 --> 00:22:52,531
Yeah. But don't worry.
448
00:22:52,541 --> 00:22:55,568
They were all pretty
psychologically damaged already.
449
00:22:55,578 --> 00:22:57,736
You'll be fine.
You're so happy and positive.
450
00:22:57,746 --> 00:23:00,839
Mmmm, no, no, no.
451
00:23:00,849 --> 00:23:03,075
I'm not. This is like...
452
00:23:03,085 --> 00:23:04,510
It's like we're on a boat, okay?
453
00:23:04,520 --> 00:23:06,212
This is not how I usually am.
454
00:23:06,222 --> 00:23:08,013
You're usually
a wet blanket, self-pitying,
455
00:23:08,023 --> 00:23:09,048
party pooping dickwad.
456
00:23:09,058 --> 00:23:11,317
Shut up!
457
00:23:11,327 --> 00:23:13,519
You better pass that along fast.
458
00:23:13,529 --> 00:23:16,130
What? No!
Not if there is a 50% chance
459
00:23:16,131 --> 00:23:17,623
of it killing the next person.
460
00:23:18,000 --> 00:23:22,061
I'm, uh, Okay...
461
00:23:22,071 --> 00:23:24,697
Right, yep. I'll just hold on to it.
462
00:23:24,707 --> 00:23:26,765
Until we get back to Whitespire.
463
00:23:26,775 --> 00:23:28,801
- I can do that.
- Your choice.
464
00:23:28,811 --> 00:23:30,502
I mean, we're stuck in The Abyss
465
00:23:30,512 --> 00:23:31,637
till we found our way out.
466
00:23:31,647 --> 00:23:34,506
It could be days. It could be weeks.
467
00:23:34,516 --> 00:23:36,542
Oh, but hey. Don't stress.
468
00:23:36,552 --> 00:23:39,211
- You might be fine.
- You won't be.
469
00:23:39,221 --> 00:23:41,080
You know what?
470
00:23:41,090 --> 00:23:44,083
I have come up against you
before, asshole.
471
00:23:44,093 --> 00:23:46,518
Maybe a little more subtly,
but you and I both know
472
00:23:46,528 --> 00:23:48,053
that I've got a black belt.
473
00:23:48,063 --> 00:23:49,496
So come at me.
474
00:23:53,906 --> 00:23:55,492
The problem is your hair.
475
00:23:55,503 --> 00:23:57,270
I know you're just trying
to hide your face,
476
00:23:57,281 --> 00:23:59,298
but it really only makes it worse.
477
00:23:59,308 --> 00:24:00,899
Seriously, have you ever noticed
478
00:24:00,909 --> 00:24:02,534
that your face sort of
looks like a foot?
479
00:24:02,544 --> 00:24:04,103
If feet had frown lines?
480
00:24:04,113 --> 00:24:06,205
I mean, you're definitely
aging prematurely,
481
00:24:06,215 --> 00:24:09,108
which is a symptom
of early-onset Alzheimer's.
482
00:24:09,118 --> 00:24:11,777
Which, funny,
both your grandparents had.
483
00:24:11,787 --> 00:24:14,713
And you will definitely get it
so then you'll be
484
00:24:14,723 --> 00:24:16,415
a senile frowny foot-face.
485
00:24:16,425 --> 00:24:18,725
Jesus. Fuck.
486
00:24:20,496 --> 00:24:23,864
This is pointless. You can't run me off.
487
00:24:24,967 --> 00:24:27,134
You can't eat me off.
488
00:24:27,936 --> 00:24:30,337
You can't drink me off.
489
00:24:31,273 --> 00:24:34,266
You can't jerk me off.
490
00:24:34,276 --> 00:24:35,634
God, you're so vulgar.
491
00:24:35,644 --> 00:24:38,437
We had a thing going,
and you... you made it
492
00:24:38,447 --> 00:24:40,272
unnecessarily gross.
493
00:24:40,282 --> 00:24:43,976
You sick of the shallow, petty stuff?
494
00:24:43,986 --> 00:24:46,345
I get it.
495
00:24:46,355 --> 00:24:48,213
The thing is, I start on the outside,
496
00:24:48,223 --> 00:24:50,516
and I work my way into the core.
497
00:24:50,526 --> 00:24:54,119
The part of you
that kept magic from Julia
498
00:24:54,129 --> 00:24:55,521
when you could have helped her,
499
00:24:55,531 --> 00:24:58,388
that is what set her on that path.
500
00:24:58,399 --> 00:25:02,758
You got your best friend
sexually assaulted.
501
00:25:02,769 --> 00:25:05,321
And let's talk about
what happened to Alice.
502
00:25:05,332 --> 00:25:06,414
You ruined her.
503
00:25:06,425 --> 00:25:09,313
And she is never gonna be
the girl that she was.
504
00:25:09,324 --> 00:25:11,880
You killed her,
and she is never coming back.
505
00:25:11,891 --> 00:25:16,008
How many people have to pay
the price for your heroics?
506
00:25:16,019 --> 00:25:17,578
Just stop!
507
00:25:17,589 --> 00:25:20,313
You are willing to destroy
everyone around you
508
00:25:20,324 --> 00:25:22,524
to find something
that makes you feel okay.
509
00:25:22,535 --> 00:25:24,782
But you are never gonna feel okay.
510
00:25:24,793 --> 00:25:27,553
No, stop. You're trying
to get in my head.
511
00:25:27,563 --> 00:25:29,029
Quentin.
512
00:25:30,619 --> 00:25:32,311
I am your head.
513
00:25:32,501 --> 00:25:35,402
You know I'm right because I am you.
514
00:25:40,876 --> 00:25:45,137
- To Mr. and Mrs...
- Fomar.
515
00:25:45,147 --> 00:25:47,406
Fomar.
516
00:25:47,416 --> 00:25:48,982
Bottoms up.
517
00:25:50,109 --> 00:25:54,380
Uh, in my culture,
the woman always drinks first.
518
00:25:54,390 --> 00:25:57,583
- Drink the wine, Margo.
- I don't wanna drink the wine.
519
00:25:57,593 --> 00:25:59,734
What I wanted was for you
to handle this, Eliot.
520
00:25:59,752 --> 00:26:01,544
You'll feel better if you just
521
00:26:01,555 --> 00:26:04,664
drink the wine, Margo.
522
00:26:16,211 --> 00:26:18,804
So, um...
523
00:26:18,814 --> 00:26:21,243
Do we have sex in the carriage?
524
00:26:21,254 --> 00:26:24,075
Or do we have sex outside?
525
00:26:24,086 --> 00:26:28,213
- Or do...
- I'm not having sex with you.
526
00:26:28,223 --> 00:26:31,683
You psychotic fetus.
527
00:26:31,693 --> 00:26:33,260
Ever.
528
00:26:41,470 --> 00:26:43,629
Either I just killed him with my rage
529
00:26:43,639 --> 00:26:45,063
or you drugged his wine.
530
00:26:45,073 --> 00:26:46,899
And to think...
531
00:26:46,909 --> 00:26:48,708
- You doubted me.
- To think.
532
00:26:50,345 --> 00:26:54,773
I just spent three days locked
in a dungeon with him.
533
00:26:54,783 --> 00:26:57,009
Okay. Yes, and that sucks.
534
00:26:57,019 --> 00:26:59,545
But we have a problem,
possibly much bigger
535
00:26:59,555 --> 00:27:01,219
than sleeping beauty over here.
536
00:27:01,230 --> 00:27:03,615
The fairies are up to something
in the Northern Orchards.
537
00:27:03,625 --> 00:27:05,584
They evacuated the villagers weeks ago
538
00:27:05,594 --> 00:27:07,753
and haven't let another human in since.
539
00:27:07,763 --> 00:27:11,123
Except Ess came through
on his way from Loria,
540
00:27:11,133 --> 00:27:13,192
and he saw some crazy shit.
541
00:27:13,202 --> 00:27:15,727
Rivers running red,
three-eyed fanged toads,
542
00:27:15,737 --> 00:27:18,664
mutant plant life, Chernobyl-level shit.
543
00:27:18,674 --> 00:27:21,667
I think the fairies might
be poisoning the ecosystem.
544
00:27:21,677 --> 00:27:25,237
Great, well, now I can't be mad at you.
545
00:27:25,247 --> 00:27:26,680
Thanks.
546
00:27:26,691 --> 00:27:28,555
I know, I wanted to fight, too,
547
00:27:28,566 --> 00:27:30,843
so that we could make up
and on the other side of it,
548
00:27:30,853 --> 00:27:33,512
- we could just...
- Be us again?
549
00:27:33,522 --> 00:27:35,514
Who are we now, El?
550
00:27:35,524 --> 00:27:36,949
We used to be glamorous,
551
00:27:36,959 --> 00:27:39,685
amazing mega-bitches.
552
00:27:39,695 --> 00:27:41,253
And now?
553
00:27:41,263 --> 00:27:45,624
We have depth and character.
554
00:27:45,634 --> 00:27:48,660
Let's decide... we'll find us again
555
00:27:48,670 --> 00:27:50,963
once we're done saving Fillory.
556
00:27:50,973 --> 00:27:52,272
Okay?
557
00:27:54,543 --> 00:27:56,034
Duty calls.
558
00:27:56,044 --> 00:27:57,944
Let's go see about these orchards.
559
00:28:03,719 --> 00:28:06,253
Which are...
560
00:28:09,958 --> 00:28:12,092
No longer here.
561
00:28:19,866 --> 00:28:21,792
Nothing is going to save you.
562
00:28:21,802 --> 00:28:23,160
Not Brakebills.
563
00:28:23,170 --> 00:28:26,130
Not Fillory. Not a quest.
564
00:28:26,140 --> 00:28:28,866
Just do it.
565
00:28:28,876 --> 00:28:30,868
Kill yourself.
566
00:28:30,878 --> 00:28:33,771
Make it stop.
567
00:28:33,781 --> 00:28:35,681
You know the way out.
568
00:28:46,661 --> 00:28:48,119
King Quentin, no!
569
00:28:48,129 --> 00:28:50,254
Oh, no, I wasn't. I was just...
570
00:28:50,264 --> 00:28:51,989
- I thought I saw something.
- Your Majesty,
571
00:28:51,999 --> 00:28:54,692
if I may, I understand
what you're contemplating.
572
00:28:54,702 --> 00:28:56,961
I thought about it too.
573
00:28:56,971 --> 00:29:00,564
Though I've never spoken
about it, of course.
574
00:29:00,574 --> 00:29:02,333
Why not?
575
00:29:02,343 --> 00:29:06,370
Well, you know what parents
teach you about emotions.
576
00:29:06,380 --> 00:29:11,409
That you should bottle them up
and never talk about them
577
00:29:11,419 --> 00:29:15,146
and turn them into, um,
maps, for example.
578
00:29:15,156 --> 00:29:17,415
Jesus, Benedict.
579
00:29:17,425 --> 00:29:19,216
Okay, we should talk about this.
580
00:29:19,226 --> 00:29:21,218
If it please you, Sire, but first,
581
00:29:21,228 --> 00:29:23,328
why don't we step away
from the edge of the boat?
582
00:29:26,200 --> 00:29:29,827
Yeah. I don't really trust
myself right now.
583
00:29:29,837 --> 00:29:34,565
You know, in old days,
when sailors would go mad,
584
00:29:34,575 --> 00:29:36,067
the crew would tie them to the mast.
585
00:29:36,077 --> 00:29:37,635
Isn't that funny?
586
00:29:37,645 --> 00:29:39,804
Oh, my God. Tie me to the mast.
587
00:29:43,250 --> 00:29:46,243
- No... no, Your Majesty.
- No, do it.
588
00:29:46,253 --> 00:29:48,879
Okay, swear to me, no matter what I say,
589
00:29:48,889 --> 00:29:52,900
that you will not untie me
until we get to Whitespire.
590
00:29:52,960 --> 00:29:56,454
Very well. I won't.
591
00:29:56,464 --> 00:29:58,063
Thank you.
592
00:30:25,726 --> 00:30:27,626
It worked.
593
00:30:29,497 --> 00:30:32,056
Thank you.
594
00:31:21,782 --> 00:31:25,309
Oh. I see the transfer worked.
595
00:31:25,319 --> 00:31:28,512
It's still small, I can feel that,
but I'm gonna grow it.
596
00:31:28,522 --> 00:31:30,881
I hope you'll be careful.
597
00:31:30,891 --> 00:31:33,717
I will be.
598
00:31:33,727 --> 00:31:37,721
You know that fixing my glasses
599
00:31:37,731 --> 00:31:39,957
won't fix me.
600
00:31:39,967 --> 00:31:41,859
Yeah, but they make all of this
601
00:31:41,869 --> 00:31:44,203
one speck less shitty.
602
00:31:49,100 --> 00:31:50,200
Ugh...
603
00:31:51,478 --> 00:31:53,478
It smells like the fairy realm.
604
00:31:53,900 --> 00:31:56,807
Hmm, We're so far North.
605
00:31:56,817 --> 00:31:59,643
The climate should be cold
and dry, not hot and moist.
606
00:31:59,653 --> 00:32:02,179
Yeah, well, they're such
moisture freaks.
607
00:32:02,189 --> 00:32:05,749
All that spritzing and bathing.
608
00:32:05,759 --> 00:32:08,085
You know, it's... it's like they're afraid
609
00:32:08,095 --> 00:32:10,963
to dry out in Fillory or something.
610
00:32:13,033 --> 00:32:15,133
Oh, my God.
611
00:32:16,604 --> 00:32:19,530
The fuckers are terraforming.
612
00:32:19,540 --> 00:32:22,166
They're turning our kingdom
into a mushroom steam bath.
613
00:32:22,176 --> 00:32:24,001
- That is not okay.
- No.
614
00:32:24,011 --> 00:32:25,477
Definitely not.
615
00:32:27,681 --> 00:32:30,207
That mushroom just moved.
616
00:32:30,217 --> 00:32:32,417
- Really?
- Should I pluck it?
617
00:32:34,922 --> 00:32:36,347
I'm... I'm gonna do it.
618
00:32:36,357 --> 00:32:38,023
Mm. Margo, don't.
619
00:32:51,038 --> 00:32:53,472
It's a fairy embryo.
620
00:32:54,575 --> 00:32:56,901
- Really?
- These are eggs, El.
621
00:32:56,911 --> 00:32:58,302
I mean, really?
622
00:32:58,312 --> 00:33:00,137
The fairies aren't just terraforming.
623
00:33:00,147 --> 00:33:02,373
They're growing an army.
624
00:33:02,383 --> 00:33:03,715
Oh, fuck.
625
00:33:07,730 --> 00:33:10,791
I think these fairies might
actually qualify as Big Bads.
626
00:33:10,801 --> 00:33:12,659
I mean, think about all the crazy shit
627
00:33:12,669 --> 00:33:13,994
they've kept us busy with.
628
00:33:14,004 --> 00:33:17,998
Earthworms, adolescent
slug mash, turtle semen.
629
00:33:18,008 --> 00:33:20,934
This is all just
a thin frosting of whimsy
630
00:33:20,944 --> 00:33:24,104
on a cupcake of conspiracy.
631
00:33:24,114 --> 00:33:27,474
No, no, no, no, no, no.
This is a full-scale invasion.
632
00:33:27,484 --> 00:33:30,010
We need a plan bigger than just
assassinating the Queen.
633
00:33:30,020 --> 00:33:33,680
We need... we need... we
need... we need... we need...
634
00:33:33,690 --> 00:33:36,658
We need... Margo?
635
00:33:38,328 --> 00:33:40,788
Margo?
636
00:33:40,798 --> 00:33:42,623
Kidnapping. Hostages. Leverage.
637
00:33:42,633 --> 00:33:45,325
- Don't ask questions, go! Go!
- What the fuck?
638
00:33:45,335 --> 00:33:47,502
Go, go!
639
00:33:57,448 --> 00:33:59,440
It's a bitch, right?
640
00:33:59,450 --> 00:34:01,475
Imagine being stuck
on a raft with that thing.
641
00:34:01,485 --> 00:34:02,810
Have you tried distracting it?
642
00:34:02,820 --> 00:34:06,046
For some reason, mine
was really into seagulls.
643
00:34:06,056 --> 00:34:07,815
Wonder if that's because
I'm into seagulls?
644
00:34:07,825 --> 00:34:09,550
Please, fuck off.
645
00:34:09,560 --> 00:34:11,985
Look, I'm sorry I passed you the key.
646
00:34:11,995 --> 00:34:13,487
I really thought you could handle it.
647
00:34:13,497 --> 00:34:15,322
This is me handling it.
648
00:34:15,332 --> 00:34:18,325
No, no, you're right.
649
00:34:18,335 --> 00:34:20,627
I wish we'd thought of tying
ourselves up.
650
00:34:20,637 --> 00:34:22,996
That first day,
we passed it around randomly.
651
00:34:23,006 --> 00:34:24,965
That killed three of us off quick.
652
00:34:24,975 --> 00:34:26,700
Called it Bloody Tuesday.
653
00:34:26,710 --> 00:34:28,802
We figured out it affects
some people right away.
654
00:34:28,812 --> 00:34:30,645
Others, it takes time to wear down.
655
00:34:34,051 --> 00:34:36,877
You want me to take the key for a while?
Give you some relief?
656
00:34:36,887 --> 00:34:39,246
No.
657
00:34:39,256 --> 00:34:41,815
I don't trust you not
to pass it on to someone else.
658
00:34:41,825 --> 00:34:44,151
And I need it.
659
00:34:44,161 --> 00:34:46,220
- For the quest.
- Fine.
660
00:34:46,230 --> 00:34:48,422
Be a suffer-martyr.
661
00:34:48,432 --> 00:34:50,157
Look, the keys don't
just make you suffer.
662
00:34:50,167 --> 00:34:52,226
They help sometimes, too.
663
00:34:52,236 --> 00:34:55,496
Like with the keyholes
and shit like that.
664
00:34:55,506 --> 00:34:56,997
Keyholes, like...
665
00:34:57,007 --> 00:35:00,601
Like in the walls or clocks.
666
00:35:00,611 --> 00:35:02,769
Don't ask me how it works.
667
00:35:02,779 --> 00:35:05,105
So... so where do the keyholes go?
668
00:35:05,115 --> 00:35:08,876
To Earth or the Neitherlands
or wherever.
669
00:35:08,886 --> 00:35:11,086
Wait, wait. Are you serious?
670
00:35:16,584 --> 00:35:17,928
Stop it. What are you doing?
671
00:35:17,939 --> 00:35:19,667
I've been stuck here in
Fillory this whole time
672
00:35:19,678 --> 00:35:20,988
when I could have gone home?
673
00:35:20,998 --> 00:35:23,590
Hey. No, Poppy, stop it.
674
00:35:23,600 --> 00:35:26,193
Poppy, no. Stop.
675
00:35:26,203 --> 00:35:28,629
Poppy!
676
00:35:28,639 --> 00:35:30,831
I told you
you should've killed yourself.
677
00:35:33,710 --> 00:35:35,477
Okay.
678
00:35:38,139 --> 00:35:41,202
Okay, we just have one
outstanding problem.
679
00:35:41,213 --> 00:35:42,943
You kind of still need
to fuck your husband.
680
00:35:42,953 --> 00:35:45,153
Don't worry. I got this.
681
00:35:49,927 --> 00:35:54,254
Let's just say Ess was right
about the toads in these parts.
682
00:35:54,264 --> 00:35:57,491
- They've got three eyes?
- No, baby.
683
00:35:57,501 --> 00:35:59,334
They've got fangs.
684
00:36:05,842 --> 00:36:08,769
Oh! Oh, something bit my manhood.
685
00:36:08,779 --> 00:36:10,837
Congratulations, son. You just had sex.
686
00:36:10,847 --> 00:36:12,739
The first time's always painful.
687
00:36:12,749 --> 00:36:15,008
It's all those teeth
they've got down there.
688
00:36:15,018 --> 00:36:18,645
But, hey, you were amazing.
689
00:36:18,655 --> 00:36:20,847
What?
690
00:36:20,857 --> 00:36:22,557
I like to watch.
691
00:36:24,127 --> 00:36:26,486
Wanna go again?
692
00:36:28,699 --> 00:36:30,724
Benedict!
693
00:36:33,670 --> 00:36:36,196
Benedict, help!
694
00:36:36,206 --> 00:36:37,944
- Your Majesty?
- Oh, my God, Benedict.
695
00:36:37,955 --> 00:36:40,218
- Okay, untie me.
- Sire, you said not to untie you.
696
00:36:40,229 --> 00:36:42,703
No. No, no, no, no, no.
Please, come on. Okay, look.
697
00:36:42,713 --> 00:36:44,271
I'm not trying to kill myself.
698
00:36:44,281 --> 00:36:46,173
Poppy took the key, and she is trying
699
00:36:46,183 --> 00:36:47,708
to use it to get back to Earth.
700
00:36:47,718 --> 00:36:49,576
Just... okay, go find her yourself.
701
00:36:49,586 --> 00:36:52,179
Just whatever you do, do not
let her leave with that key.
702
00:36:52,189 --> 00:36:53,421
Yes, Your Majesty.
703
00:36:55,192 --> 00:36:56,625
God.
704
00:37:00,063 --> 00:37:01,655
No! Stop!
705
00:37:13,143 --> 00:37:15,944
- Hey, did you get it?
- I'm sorry, Your Majesty.
706
00:37:17,848 --> 00:37:20,007
I'm a terrible failure.
707
00:37:20,017 --> 00:37:22,250
Okay. It's okay.
708
00:37:23,320 --> 00:37:25,120
We'll get the key back somehow.
709
00:37:32,996 --> 00:37:34,562
Benedict.
710
00:37:37,868 --> 00:37:40,260
Hey, hey. Benedict.
711
00:37:40,270 --> 00:37:42,162
Whoa, Benedict, no. Hey, listen.
712
00:37:42,172 --> 00:37:45,866
Whatever it's telling you
to do, do not do it.
713
00:37:45,876 --> 00:37:48,235
I'm sorry.
714
00:37:48,245 --> 00:37:49,577
Benedict, no!
715
00:38:01,100 --> 00:38:03,600
Mmm. Yummy.
716
00:38:17,978 --> 00:38:20,800
♪ Oh, as long as I know how to love ♪
717
00:38:20,900 --> 00:38:22,482
♪ I know I'll stay alive ♪
718
00:38:22,492 --> 00:38:24,351
♪ I've got all my life to live ♪
719
00:38:24,361 --> 00:38:26,453
♪ I've got all my love to give ♪
720
00:38:26,463 --> 00:38:30,123
♪ And I'll survive, hey, hey ♪
721
00:38:30,133 --> 00:38:31,780
Penny, what's wrong?
722
00:38:31,799 --> 00:38:33,780
- Just saying goodbye.
- What?
723
00:38:34,137 --> 00:38:36,116
Goodbye? Where are you going?
724
00:38:36,127 --> 00:38:37,519
Just away.
725
00:38:37,530 --> 00:38:39,622
Away... wait.
726
00:38:40,010 --> 00:38:43,176
Fuck, I hate this thing.
Um. I don't understand.
727
00:38:43,187 --> 00:38:44,971
Is this because of
what happened with Kady?
728
00:38:44,982 --> 00:38:46,340
- No.
- Okay.
729
00:38:46,350 --> 00:38:47,708
Is it because we did the transfer?
730
00:38:47,718 --> 00:38:49,860
No. Look, I gotta go.
731
00:38:49,871 --> 00:38:51,612
Wait, will you just
talk to me for a second?
732
00:38:51,622 --> 00:38:54,147
You know what,
we barely know each other.
733
00:38:54,157 --> 00:38:57,017
Don't suddenly act like you care
just 'cause I'm going.
734
00:38:57,027 --> 00:38:58,221
I'm not acting.
735
00:38:58,232 --> 00:39:01,299
I do care. I don't want to see you go.
I don't want to see you give up.
736
00:39:01,310 --> 00:39:03,636
- Give up?
- Yeah.
737
00:39:03,647 --> 00:39:07,841
You're the one who had magic,
and you gave it away.
738
00:39:07,852 --> 00:39:10,712
What's your plan?
Go back to law school?
739
00:39:10,723 --> 00:39:12,598
Live off your trust fund?
740
00:39:12,609 --> 00:39:15,202
Actually, no, my plan
was to take five minutes
741
00:39:15,212 --> 00:39:17,532
and try to remember what life was like
742
00:39:17,543 --> 00:39:19,902
without a god or a quest.
743
00:39:19,913 --> 00:39:21,775
Or some dead asshole bothering me.
744
00:39:21,785 --> 00:39:23,410
And, I don't know, frankly beyond that,
745
00:39:23,420 --> 00:39:24,811
it's none of your business.
746
00:39:24,821 --> 00:39:27,581
'Cause you have nothing beyond that.
747
00:39:33,797 --> 00:39:35,830
Penny wants to say goodbye.
748
00:39:37,567 --> 00:39:41,795
- You're leaving?
- I can't do this anymore.
749
00:39:41,805 --> 00:39:45,573
I can't be a ghost person
in my own life, okay?
750
00:39:49,546 --> 00:39:52,773
Why don't I just make you a new body?
751
00:39:52,783 --> 00:39:54,516
Like Mayakovsky did for me.
752
00:40:13,471 --> 00:40:16,000
A-plus job getting rid of me, gorgeous.
753
00:40:17,240 --> 00:40:19,145
This is just a dream.
754
00:40:19,156 --> 00:40:22,116
That time you fell out of a tree
when you were 12.
755
00:40:22,411 --> 00:40:26,840
The bone in your arm
healed in six little weeks.
756
00:40:26,850 --> 00:40:29,351
How come your fear of heights never did?
757
00:40:34,624 --> 00:40:36,358
I'm not the bone.
758
00:40:37,594 --> 00:40:39,728
I'm the terror.
759
00:40:41,131 --> 00:40:44,291
I do love how you keep trying.
760
00:40:44,301 --> 00:40:50,831
And trying. And trying. And trying...
761
00:40:57,481 --> 00:40:59,006
I have not been punched
762
00:40:59,016 --> 00:41:00,340
that hard since Burning Man.
763
00:41:00,350 --> 00:41:03,351
Where is he? Where did he go?
764
00:41:04,855 --> 00:41:06,621
Why does it smell like barbeque?
765
00:41:10,151 --> 00:41:13,011
Benedict is dead,
and best-case-scenario,
766
00:41:13,030 --> 00:41:14,549
the dragon shits the key
into the bottom of the ocean.
767
00:41:14,560 --> 00:41:16,623
- Um, Quentin.
- Don't talk to me.
768
00:41:16,633 --> 00:41:18,658
- Please, I mean it.
- Okay.
769
00:41:18,668 --> 00:41:20,425
Just... Just one thing
770
00:41:20,436 --> 00:41:22,329
and I swear I will never talk to you again.
771
00:41:22,339 --> 00:41:23,463
What?
772
00:41:23,473 --> 00:41:25,532
Dragons don't shit.
773
00:41:25,542 --> 00:41:27,501
Okay, great, fun fact. Thanks.
774
00:41:27,511 --> 00:41:29,236
No one knows exactly how it works,
775
00:41:29,246 --> 00:41:31,905
but what they ingest goes elsewhere.
776
00:41:31,915 --> 00:41:33,540
They're gatekeepers, you know?
777
00:41:33,550 --> 00:41:35,308
They don't just make portals.
778
00:41:35,318 --> 00:41:37,310
They are portals.
779
00:41:37,320 --> 00:41:40,714
So, actual best-case-scenario...
780
00:41:40,724 --> 00:41:43,483
The key went to the Underworld.
781
00:41:43,493 --> 00:41:45,994
- Mm.
- Oh, my God.
782
00:41:53,003 --> 00:41:54,561
If you're here, I'm practicing
783
00:41:54,571 --> 00:41:56,963
an Osseus Confervium.
Bone-knitting.
784
00:41:56,973 --> 00:41:58,765
First step to building a new body.
785
00:41:58,775 --> 00:42:03,537
I know you can't see me, but I'm here.
786
00:42:03,547 --> 00:42:05,113
Thanks for giving a shit about me.
787
00:42:10,420 --> 00:42:11,812
Alice?
788
00:42:13,190 --> 00:42:15,348
Alice, you okay? Alice?
789
00:42:15,358 --> 00:42:18,251
God, Alice. Alice!
790
00:42:18,261 --> 00:42:21,455
God, this is... where's...
791
00:42:21,465 --> 00:42:23,223
Alice!
792
00:42:26,470 --> 00:42:30,564
Okay, okay, God. Come on.
793
00:42:30,574 --> 00:42:33,975
Come on, someone's
got to hear this, please.
794
00:42:38,882 --> 00:42:41,374
♪ Oh, as long as I know how to love ♪
795
00:42:41,384 --> 00:42:43,076
♪ I know I'll stay alive ♪
796
00:42:43,086 --> 00:42:45,045
♪ I've got all my life to live ♪
797
00:42:45,055 --> 00:42:47,180
♪ I've got all my love to give ♪
798
00:42:47,190 --> 00:42:50,300
♪ And I'll survive, hey, hey ♪
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