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put your hands together for your
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fantastic headliner the lady i
worked
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with several hundred times put
your
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hands together
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oh my god this is like madonna's
house
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at christmas i love it i love it
how you
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guys doing
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thank you so much guys for
coming uh my
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name is jambi and this is a show
about
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how my white friend charlene and
i
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discovered that i was black
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you would think that is
obvious
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right
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especially because i was born
and bred
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in africa and i know that i'm an
african
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woman and i'm not even carrying
a big
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heavy load on my back
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i left it over there with all
the other
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misconceptions
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but there comes a time in life
when an
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incident from a very long time
ago
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suddenly makes sense
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so this is basically a journey
into my
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blackness it is basically what
some
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people like to call work i call
it
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accidental coconut
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that's where i am an accidental
coconut
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so nelson mandela died and
africa is
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looking for a new icon and i'm
feeling
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the pressure
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but he set the bar too high
right he
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spent 27 years in prison for his
people
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i ran away from my people
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because you got to have that
special
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something to be a freedom
fighter right
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you got to have tunnel vision
i've got
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to have a television
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i don't even feed a stereotype i
can't
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sing i can't dance i'm basically
a spice
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girl
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like if i was to join the spice
girls
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today i'll be the one with
talent
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spice girl's fans right there
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so years ago when i was little
my
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brother and i my father bought
us a
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little pet dog and it was very
unusual
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because in africa we we don't
keep pets
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because it's very difficult to
love our
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predators
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and africa has very many
predators lions
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crocodiles snakes buffalos the
white man
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but um growing up in africa i
saw a lot
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of violence watching tom and
jerry
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because we had a tv and it was a
hd
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highly disruptive
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so my brother and i we took tons
chasing
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the aerial
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that's right that's why africans
are
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such first runners
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and this is it because people
are always
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asking me why is it that
africans are
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such first runners i say it's
our
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fastest mode of transport
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but the truth of the matter is
we're
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always running away from
something
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we're always running away from
hungry
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wildlife angry tribesmen new
colonial
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legacies
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people after your clitoris
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it's never ending
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it's never ending
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so my brother and i we loved our
tv we
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had a little black and white tv
in the
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corner we loved it we used to
watch a
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lot of american shows we used to
watch
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uh different strokes you
remember
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different strokes different
strokes we
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love different strokes different
strokes
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was about about a white man in
the 80s
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who adopted black children just
goes to
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show how far rich white women
have come
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that's right we used to watch
the cosby
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show you remember the cosby show
oh my
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god we love the cosby show
before we
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knew
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we loved oprah do you remember
oprah
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everybody remembers oprah we
loved oprah
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but you know when you watch
oprah in
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africa it makes no sense
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like a group of africans who'd
be
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gathered around the tv and oprah
will be
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on and oprah will be saying
things like
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look into your wife's eyes
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and tell her she's the most
important
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person in the world and the
africans
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will be going which wife
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because of course an african man
can
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marry four wives in one go you
guys
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would rather do it in succession
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we call it polygamy you call it
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bankruptcy
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and before an african man can
marry a
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wife he has to pay dowry so pay
up from
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for the marriage
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you guys would rather pay at the
end
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but you know when you pay up
front it's
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like booking a holiday
everything seems
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amazing you're flicking through
the
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brochure it seems amazing sex on
top
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i'll take it
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amazing cooking i'll take it
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she will simply take your breath
away
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but when you pay at the end
you've been
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through that holiday
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and when she said you take your
breath
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away you didn't realize it was
with a
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pillow
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and the only friend you have in
the
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whole wide world is a liar
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i mean a lawyer
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so my brother and i we loved our
tv you
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know we loved our tv a nice
little black
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and white tv but occasionally my
father
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used to buy a sausages for a
treat
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that's right sausages for a
treat and
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like white people are looking at
me
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thinking that's not a very nice
treat it
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was for us because before white
people
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came to africa most of africa
was vegan
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that's right
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that's right we were hip before
hip
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right so for us sausages was
such a
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treat my father would buy us the
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sausages who are called farmer's
choice
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sausages my mother would fry
them on the
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pan she would give us one age
with my
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brother we would run to the back
of our
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house we'll be sat at the back
of our
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house nibbling onto our sausages
they
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were so delicious we never
wanted them
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to end but you see my brother
had the
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inside to leave a little bit of
his
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sausage and bury it in the
garden
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in the hope that one day he
would have a
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nice big tree
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full of sausages
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but i never had the same
discipline as
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my brother you see i ate all my
sausage
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and i prayed that one day that i
was
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gonna benefit from my brother's
or such
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pension and so those were my
western
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influences when i was growing up
in
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africa but years later my mother
said to
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me go and see the world jumping
i
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believe you guys called that
backpacking
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we call it upgrading
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because you see my mother had
very many
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children just in case madonna
wanted one
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like backpacking is such a white
time
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isn't it
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backpacking is the whitest time
ever
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because bulk parking is
basically when
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white people feel that need to
detox
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from privilege
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especially posh white girls you
see posh
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white girls posh white girls are
like oh
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my gosh
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i'm so fed up of everything
being fine
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i want to spend some time with
orphans
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and off they go to africa
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because literally the only time
white
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people are interested in people
from
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africa is basically when we are
orphaned
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when we are dying of disease or
when we
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are dying or farming even voters
were
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like you guys are strange
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but you know who doesn't give a
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about pr africa
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africa we don't give a
about pia
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because we have outsourced to
appeal to
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white people
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and white people are doing a
terrible
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job of african pr wouldn't you
agree
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yes white people let me have
here
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seriously like you will see a
white
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person and you say hey i hear
you went
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to africa my love tell me where
in
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africa did you go no no don't
tell me
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let me guess uh did you go to
see the
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ancient churches built by
emperor
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lalibella of ethiopia or perhaps
maybe
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you went to see the medieval
city built
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by the shauna people of great
zimbabwe
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or perhaps maybe you went to old
way go
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to the location of the first man
on
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earth
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or perhaps maybe you went and
spent some
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time with the ancient kingdom of
the
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buganda people
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so you will ask a white person
so tell
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me my love where in africa did
you go
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they'll say ah
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i went to an orphanage
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i went to a clinic for hiv
sufferers
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and i went to a slum i'm like
that's a
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holiday
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because like if i go to paris i
don't
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want to see people suffering
from
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chlamydia
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like if i go to paris you know i
want to
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see all the majestic buildings
because i
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love buildings you know i want
to walk
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down shows or lisa and just go
wow
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this is where all the slave
money went
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that's right
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that's right so off i was going
to
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america on a student exchange
program
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student exchange sounds a little
bit
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like a hosted situation
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mainly because it was
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because you know when a country
in the
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west is doing a deal with africa
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someone's gonna get
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because like the west has
been
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africa for so long slave
trade
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colonialism shakespeare
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you see that people it's because
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africans we can't cope with
shakespeare
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right to be or not to be
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we're like we don't know white
people
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please just make up your
mind
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we don't know just make up your
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mind you're either saving us or
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enslaving us just make your
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miner
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we don't know
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so i was i was going to america
and you
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know what i panicked i
absolutely
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panicked because i thought i
knew
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nothing about america and then i
got to
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america i realized that i knew
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everything there was to know
about
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america because i had watched
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independence day
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if you've never seen
independence say
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the premise is this there's a
superpower
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going round the world destroying
places
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around the world and i thought
finally
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america has a mirror
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because you can combine american
foreign
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policy into just one tiny little
phrase
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i got the midas touch
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everything i touch turns to dust
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oh putin
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because like if your friend
imagine if
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your friend if your friend
what's your
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name
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julie julie imagine if you had a
friend
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and your friend behaves the way
america
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behaves going around the world
kicking
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the out of people for no
reason
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right like afghanistan shut the
up
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iraq shut the up
nicaragua shut the
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up somalia shut the
up vietnam
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shut the up anybody else
got a
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problem japan bomb
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if
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if your friend
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behave the way america behaves
you would
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say something you would say hey
hey calm
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down kanye
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you would
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you would say something but you
know i
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was i was looking forward to
going to
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america i was going to study at
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university in america because
africa is
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massively into education and now
that
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i've traveled a little bit i
realized
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that different places have
different
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emphasis on university education
for
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example in america parents
actually take
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university education very very
seriously
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they actually start saving for
their
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kids tuition fees the moment the
kid is
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born british parents are like oh
we'll
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cross that bridge when we get
there
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but african parents are like
there might
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not be a bridge
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but our attitudes our attitudes
towards
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teachers is also very different
because
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in africa children are
frightened of
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their teachers yeah we are so
frightened
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of their teachers because
teachers still
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use the cane
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right that sort of thing is
frowned upon
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in the west because you say that
there's
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no role for violence in modern
society
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right and you can say that a
child has a
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right to grow up in the privacy
of their
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own bedroom playing motor combat
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that's right i was looking
forward to
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going to america you see and uh
at the
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time i was dating a somali boy
didn't
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work he was always away at sea
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had a very unusual interest in
the
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shipping forecast
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but my whole village came with
me to the
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airport i was like stop
following me but
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like we raced here
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because in africa we still say
things
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like it takes a village to raise
a child
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that is how lazy my
village was
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but in america they say that it
is a
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village that a child has to make
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trainers for
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because that's capitalism right
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yes
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you guys capsules
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oh silence just the white people
yes but
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this is it because the success
of
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capitalism relies on the
consumer
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ignorance on the suffering on
those on
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the production lines i know so
because
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i've been reading all about it
on my
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brand new iphone
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because you see like the iphone
is
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easily the worst culprit right
because
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the iphone relies on a product
called
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coltain and colton is mined by
kidnapped
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children in the congo with their
bare
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hands
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it is assembled in china in
factories
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that are so horrific that many
chinese
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workers actually commit suicide
just so
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that a guy in healing can take a
picture
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of his dick
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but enough about my husband
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you gotta
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you gotta have a hobby don't you
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and this is it like children
these days
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are very lucky you know kids
have access
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to things that we never had you
know
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they've got access to
smartphones
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they've got access to illicit
sets
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they can make a phone call and
take a
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at the same time you know
in my day
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if i wanted to make a phone call
and
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take a at the same time i
had to
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walk all the way to the phone
booth
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it's incredible
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but you know what guys when you
grow up
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in africa you don't actually
know you've
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got no idea what white people
think of
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us we don't actually know and
the first
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inkling you get of this is at
the
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airport because the white people
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airports are hostile aren't they
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and they the black people like
said
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nothing
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seriously like american airports
are so
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hostile right like oh my god
like this
362
00:14:22,120 --> 00:14:23,960
guy you see i'm from africa and
white
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people came to africa to
civilize us
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thank you
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so this guy was asking me what
you're
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here for i was like civilization
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it worked
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see he was intimidating me to
say i
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had no intention of saying right
i
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called my mom the boss how was i
to know
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the boss would be the wrong
answer to
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the question who packed your
suitcase
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and they ask you such horrible
questions
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they ask you questions like have
you
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ever been involved in terrorist
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activities
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have you ever been involved in
drug
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trafficking i'm like you know
what we
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should do the same when white
people
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come to africa we should be
asking them
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the same questions have you ever
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benefited from massive land
grabbing
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have you ever benefited from the
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proceeds of mass enslavement of
people
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there'll be no white people in
africa
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it's incredible these guys like
they
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just intimidate you that's what
they
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want to do and so this guy was
asking me
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what you're here for
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and he says where have you come
from
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today i was like east africa he
says
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where is that and i'm like oh my
god i
393
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better speak american
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it's like it's just south of the
axis of
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evil
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to the east of the new corridor
of
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terror and right next door to
jihadist
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haven
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he was like uh kenya
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so he says did you grow up there
and i
401
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say actually i did i grew up
just 100
402
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kilometers south of the equator
and he
403
00:16:03,960 --> 00:16:06,120
says oh i know is that the
imaginary
404
00:16:06,120 --> 00:16:08,040
line that divides the wild by
half i was
405
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like no that's racism
406
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that's what it is
407
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but you see like you know kenyan
408
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airports are very different give
me a
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shout if you're from kenya
410
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oh jesus oh you've been together
okay
411
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great represented my family's
here
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see this is a airports are very
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different if you have to go to
kenya
414
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kenyan airports are very
different
415
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you're walking through customs
they're
416
00:16:32,760 --> 00:16:33,280
like
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hello
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and you're like oh my god hello
to you
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00:16:40,200 --> 00:16:41,880
too
420
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are you here for business or
pleasure
421
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you're like oh my god let's make
it
422
00:16:45,320 --> 00:16:47,880
pleasure
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have you got any friends or
family
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00:16:50,360 --> 00:16:53,320
you're like i do now
425
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have you brought them any
426
00:16:54,960 --> 00:16:58,840
gifts you're like oh i have
427
00:16:58,840 --> 00:17:00,200
show us
428
00:17:00,200 --> 00:17:02,600
and you're like oh my god i know
this
429
00:17:02,600 --> 00:17:04,280
game is it show me yours i'll
show you
430
00:17:04,280 --> 00:17:06,520
mine
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they will find you for each and
every
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00:17:08,440 --> 00:17:11,480
one of those gifts
433
00:17:11,480 --> 00:17:13,640
that's exactly what they did to
obama
434
00:17:13,640 --> 00:17:15,560
when obama came to kenya before
he
435
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became president
436
00:17:17,160 --> 00:17:18,760
that's right because you guys
know obama
437
00:17:18,760 --> 00:17:24,360
is half canyon right the bottom
half and
438
00:17:24,360 --> 00:17:26,200
it can't be the top half the
number of
439
00:17:26,200 --> 00:17:29,240
bombs he dropped on black people
440
00:17:29,240 --> 00:17:31,480
seriously seriously now that's
my
441
00:17:31,480 --> 00:17:33,160
favorite joke i know i'm not
supposed to
442
00:17:33,160 --> 00:17:34,680
have a favorite but that is my
favorite
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00:17:34,680 --> 00:17:35,800
joke right
444
00:17:35,800 --> 00:17:37,720
and i did this joke once and at
the end
445
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of the show there was a black
woman
446
00:17:39,080 --> 00:17:40,840
waiting for me she was very
angry and
447
00:17:40,840 --> 00:17:42,600
she said i don't like that joke
that
448
00:17:42,600 --> 00:17:44,200
obama joke i don't like it and i
said oh
449
00:17:44,200 --> 00:17:47,160
my god why she said well you are
450
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reinforcing racist stereotypes
that all
451
00:17:49,240 --> 00:17:51,160
black men have big dicks and i
was like
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lady that is the list of black
men's
453
00:17:53,480 --> 00:17:55,880
problems right now right
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because if you were to ask black
men
455
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black men would you rather walk
around
456
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with everybody thinking you have
a big
457
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dick or being shot in the head
458
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i know what they would go for
459
00:18:05,080 --> 00:18:06,600
right and that's exactly what
they did
460
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to obama no they didn't shoot
him in the
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head they harassed him in the
kenyan
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airport they find him for each
and
463
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everything that he brought for
his
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people right and you know what
his
465
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people were saying to the kenyan
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officials guys do you realize
this is
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going to be the next american
president
468
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they were laughing so hard
469
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the only thing that stopped them
470
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laughing was being waterboarded
471
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so they say
472
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that travel broadens one's mind
which is
473
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why many americans don't
474
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and
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why would you want to see the
one
476
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through the lands once you can
stay at
477
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the barrow of your gun
478
00:18:46,120 --> 00:18:47,800
they also say that when you
travel you
479
00:18:47,800 --> 00:18:49,400
find out something about
yourself i got
480
00:18:49,400 --> 00:18:52,200
to america i found out i was
black
481
00:18:52,200 --> 00:18:54,120
because that is
surprising as hell
482
00:18:54,120 --> 00:18:55,880
because you see in africa we are
all
483
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walking around we are all just
people
484
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it's only when you go to white
people
485
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countries that you find out
you're black
486
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because in white people
countries they
487
00:19:03,640 --> 00:19:05,560
feel the need to put you in
categories
488
00:19:05,560 --> 00:19:07,480
right and yet like when white
people
489
00:19:07,480 --> 00:19:09,000
come to africa they're very
smart they
490
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have their own category they've
got a
491
00:19:10,440 --> 00:19:12,360
form already filled out what is
your
492
00:19:12,360 --> 00:19:14,040
complexion
493
00:19:14,040 --> 00:19:15,800
and they've got a predict answer
say
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superior you can come right in
495
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after you sir
496
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so i go to new york
497
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i go to new york i also found
out that i
498
00:19:25,240 --> 00:19:26,440
was supposed to be in touch with
the
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00:19:26,440 --> 00:19:28,040
local drug dealers
500
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because that is what
stereotyping does
501
00:19:30,680 --> 00:19:32,520
i'm stood in a street corner my
second
502
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day in new york stood in the
street
503
00:19:34,440 --> 00:19:36,840
corner right and a posh white
boy comes
504
00:19:36,840 --> 00:19:39,240
to me and says hey hey can you
tell me
505
00:19:39,240 --> 00:19:40,680
where i can get the white stuff
now i
506
00:19:40,680 --> 00:19:41,880
thought you were talking about
mace
507
00:19:41,880 --> 00:19:44,880
flower
508
00:19:47,160 --> 00:19:49,160
and i said oh my god yes i can
get you
509
00:19:49,160 --> 00:19:51,800
some for free
510
00:19:52,360 --> 00:19:54,520
and this is it because i know
for a fact
511
00:19:54,520 --> 00:19:56,760
white people take more drugs
than black
512
00:19:56,760 --> 00:19:58,680
people it is a fact it is well
513
00:19:58,680 --> 00:20:01,640
documented right and ironically
it was a
514
00:20:01,640 --> 00:20:03,480
posh white boy that introduced
me to
515
00:20:03,480 --> 00:20:06,920
drugs his name was guy so he
came to me
516
00:20:06,920 --> 00:20:08,280
are you called guy
517
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are you guys
518
00:20:09,720 --> 00:20:11,800
is that why you jumped up like
that or
519
00:20:11,800 --> 00:20:13,640
was it a guy called guys i know
someone
520
00:20:13,640 --> 00:20:16,520
could guy oh same guy
521
00:20:16,520 --> 00:20:17,880
oh yeah
522
00:20:17,880 --> 00:20:19,880
all right all right calm down
it's okay
523
00:20:19,880 --> 00:20:21,800
it's okay it's
524
00:20:21,800 --> 00:20:23,960
it's all right it's okay yeah
525
00:20:23,960 --> 00:20:27,080
it's just a name
526
00:20:27,080 --> 00:20:30,280
it's just the name so anyway
this guy
527
00:20:30,280 --> 00:20:33,480
was called guy all right
528
00:20:33,480 --> 00:20:35,320
and guy comes to me and he says
hey
529
00:20:35,320 --> 00:20:36,520
jumpy do you want to go and say
big
530
00:20:36,520 --> 00:20:38,360
johnny i was like yeah i want to
see big
531
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johnny
532
00:20:39,480 --> 00:20:40,920
and he takes me to big johnny's
533
00:20:40,920 --> 00:20:43,400
apartment big johnny was a drug
dealer i
534
00:20:43,400 --> 00:20:45,000
didn't know that because big
johnny
535
00:20:45,000 --> 00:20:47,240
lived in a very plush apartment
that is
536
00:20:47,240 --> 00:20:48,920
how comfortable white men are at
537
00:20:48,920 --> 00:20:51,320
committing crime
538
00:20:51,320 --> 00:20:53,160
so we walk into his apartment
he's a
539
00:20:53,160 --> 00:20:55,320
very nice apartment and he baked
all his
540
00:20:55,320 --> 00:20:57,400
drugs now i didn't even know
that was a
541
00:20:57,400 --> 00:21:00,360
thing i walk in he's got a
hipster beard
542
00:21:00,360 --> 00:21:03,000
he's got a tray full of baked
goods they
543
00:21:03,000 --> 00:21:04,920
look amazing he was a drug
dealer with
544
00:21:04,920 --> 00:21:08,760
the etiquette of a housewife
545
00:21:08,760 --> 00:21:11,880
so i walk in i walk in and he
missed me
546
00:21:11,880 --> 00:21:14,600
with a tray of chocolate cakes
and i was
547
00:21:14,600 --> 00:21:16,440
like oh my god he says you want
one i
548
00:21:16,440 --> 00:21:18,840
was like hell do i want one yeah
549
00:21:18,840 --> 00:21:20,280
so i went straight for the
chocolate
550
00:21:20,280 --> 00:21:21,560
cake
551
00:21:21,560 --> 00:21:23,000
i was like oh my god these drugs
are
552
00:21:23,000 --> 00:21:24,760
delicious
553
00:21:24,760 --> 00:21:26,600
says you like it i was like do i
like it
554
00:21:26,600 --> 00:21:28,520
i love it he says belgium
chocolate i
555
00:21:28,520 --> 00:21:29,480
was like
556
00:21:29,480 --> 00:21:31,880
oh my god belgian chocolate i
can taste
557
00:21:31,880 --> 00:21:34,200
all of the genocide by king
leopa the
558
00:21:34,200 --> 00:21:37,640
second of brussels
559
00:21:37,640 --> 00:21:38,680
that
560
00:21:38,680 --> 00:21:41,320
that is the secret ingredient in
belgian
561
00:21:41,320 --> 00:21:43,800
chocolate
562
00:21:45,400 --> 00:21:48,040
i finished that one i went
straight for
563
00:21:48,040 --> 00:21:50,760
another one
564
00:21:50,760 --> 00:21:53,080
he said go easy jambi i was like
i got
565
00:21:53,080 --> 00:21:54,680
my cake and i'm eating it it's
like
566
00:21:54,680 --> 00:21:56,360
brexit
567
00:21:56,360 --> 00:21:58,920
very nice you know what guys do
not ever
568
00:21:58,920 --> 00:22:01,560
take drugs
569
00:22:01,560 --> 00:22:03,160
i know i'm saying this to like
white
570
00:22:03,160 --> 00:22:04,520
middle-class people they're like
a
571
00:22:04,520 --> 00:22:06,920
champion that horse has already
bolted
572
00:22:06,920 --> 00:22:09,160
right
573
00:22:09,160 --> 00:22:10,760
i was high
574
00:22:10,760 --> 00:22:13,400
i would cover the baby's ears
where's
575
00:22:13,400 --> 00:22:14,760
the baby
576
00:22:14,760 --> 00:22:17,000
cover the baby's ears please
cover the
577
00:22:17,000 --> 00:22:20,280
baby's ears guys i was high for
three
578
00:22:20,280 --> 00:22:22,600
days
579
00:22:22,600 --> 00:22:25,720
i hated it i felt like i was
floating in
580
00:22:25,720 --> 00:22:26,920
the sky
581
00:22:26,920 --> 00:22:28,760
and i was calling them i was
saying get
582
00:22:28,760 --> 00:22:30,760
me down get me down get me down
they
583
00:22:30,760 --> 00:22:32,600
were like you're all black
african woman
584
00:22:32,600 --> 00:22:34,200
in new york how much lower do
you want
585
00:22:34,200 --> 00:22:36,520
to get
586
00:22:38,680 --> 00:22:41,400
new york new york new york new
york is
587
00:22:41,400 --> 00:22:43,080
the city of lights
588
00:22:43,080 --> 00:22:45,080
uses more electricity than the
whole of
589
00:22:45,080 --> 00:22:49,160
africa and that's just one
family
590
00:22:49,160 --> 00:22:52,040
one family's fridge
591
00:22:52,040 --> 00:22:54,360
and you get like very opulent
people in
592
00:22:54,360 --> 00:22:56,280
new york some of the world's
wealthiest
593
00:22:56,280 --> 00:22:58,200
people live in new york and it's
like
594
00:22:58,200 --> 00:22:59,560
the wealthiest people that come
up with
595
00:22:59,560 --> 00:23:03,800
such i think it was
elizabeth taylor that once said
that diamonds are
596
00:23:03,800 --> 00:23:05,880
a girl's best friend do you
remember
597
00:23:05,880 --> 00:23:06,680
that
598
00:23:06,680 --> 00:23:09,160
that diamonds are a girl's best
friend
599
00:23:09,160 --> 00:23:12,040
not in congo
600
00:23:12,840 --> 00:23:14,200
but you know what when my
friends in
601
00:23:14,200 --> 00:23:15,720
kenya found out i was going to
america
602
00:23:15,720 --> 00:23:17,000
they want me they were like
zombie
603
00:23:17,000 --> 00:23:19,480
please be so careful american
police
604
00:23:19,480 --> 00:23:21,560
hate black people they said
american
605
00:23:21,560 --> 00:23:23,240
police are more likely to stop
you and
606
00:23:23,240 --> 00:23:25,480
search you for drugs i was like
dude i'm
607
00:23:25,480 --> 00:23:27,720
from kenya kenyan police hate
black
608
00:23:27,720 --> 00:23:28,760
people
609
00:23:28,760 --> 00:23:30,120
they're more likely to stop you
and
610
00:23:30,120 --> 00:23:33,080
search you for cash
611
00:23:35,400 --> 00:23:37,000
it's true
612
00:23:37,000 --> 00:23:38,760
you see the kenyans are like
yeah we
613
00:23:38,760 --> 00:23:40,600
know
614
00:23:40,600 --> 00:23:41,320
but
615
00:23:41,320 --> 00:23:43,160
but you know what guys it's so
true
616
00:23:43,160 --> 00:23:44,520
though that american plays are
very
617
00:23:44,520 --> 00:23:46,520
frightening they are so
frightening when
618
00:23:46,520 --> 00:23:48,520
a black person comes face to
face with
619
00:23:48,520 --> 00:23:50,040
an american policeman your
chances of
620
00:23:50,040 --> 00:23:52,120
dying massively go up but you
know
621
00:23:52,120 --> 00:23:53,640
what's even more frightening
something
622
00:23:53,640 --> 00:23:56,760
we have back home called mob
justice
623
00:23:56,760 --> 00:23:59,320
it's just a mob without the
justice
624
00:23:59,320 --> 00:24:01,880
the justice is just for
decoration
625
00:24:01,880 --> 00:24:04,280
yeah the justice is basically
with mob
626
00:24:04,280 --> 00:24:06,120
justice is basically when
somebody goes
627
00:24:06,120 --> 00:24:09,320
guys thief vape and everybody's
like
628
00:24:09,320 --> 00:24:12,520
guys let's go kill a man come on
and
629
00:24:12,520 --> 00:24:14,440
everybody's like oh my god yeah
i
630
00:24:14,440 --> 00:24:16,920
haven't killed anyone lately
let's go
631
00:24:16,920 --> 00:24:19,240
and do this
632
00:24:19,240 --> 00:24:23,640
tie him up burn him burn him
burn him
633
00:24:23,640 --> 00:24:25,480
and they burn him
634
00:24:25,480 --> 00:24:28,200
they burn him because you know
what in
635
00:24:28,200 --> 00:24:30,440
africa we'll put up with
corruption
636
00:24:30,440 --> 00:24:32,920
we'll put up with lack of basic
housing
637
00:24:32,920 --> 00:24:34,920
we'll put up with lack of basic
health
638
00:24:34,920 --> 00:24:37,160
care we'll put up with lack of
good
639
00:24:37,160 --> 00:24:39,480
hospitals and schools but we
will not
640
00:24:39,480 --> 00:24:43,640
tolerate the theft of a nokia
3210
641
00:24:46,600 --> 00:24:49,160
you will die for that my
friend
642
00:24:49,160 --> 00:24:52,680
you will die for that
643
00:24:52,680 --> 00:24:55,720
that's incredible as incredible
644
00:24:55,720 --> 00:24:57,400
but you know what like when i
was in new
645
00:24:57,400 --> 00:24:59,640
york i got to see the sites
anyone been
646
00:24:59,640 --> 00:25:01,000
to new york
647
00:25:01,000 --> 00:25:02,680
oh yeah quite a few people if
you've
648
00:25:02,680 --> 00:25:04,600
been to new york uh i don't know
if
649
00:25:04,600 --> 00:25:06,040
you've seen the statue of
liberty i went
650
00:25:06,040 --> 00:25:07,480
to see the statue of liberty if
you've
651
00:25:07,480 --> 00:25:09,080
never seen the statue of liberty
it's so
652
00:25:09,080 --> 00:25:11,080
awesome it's a female figure
with
653
00:25:11,080 --> 00:25:13,240
headgear long flowing robes
probably why
654
00:25:13,240 --> 00:25:14,680
the french got rid of it thought
he was
655
00:25:14,680 --> 00:25:17,080
muslim
656
00:25:19,000 --> 00:25:20,520
most likely why they keep it on
an
657
00:25:20,520 --> 00:25:21,480
island
658
00:25:21,480 --> 00:25:23,160
and
659
00:25:23,160 --> 00:25:25,320
because like france is leading
the way
660
00:25:25,320 --> 00:25:27,240
backward
661
00:25:27,240 --> 00:25:28,840
because france has banned the
fufai's
662
00:25:28,840 --> 00:25:29,800
covering
663
00:25:29,800 --> 00:25:31,160
and we know that america would
never
664
00:25:31,160 --> 00:25:32,920
follow suit because the kkk
would never
665
00:25:32,920 --> 00:25:35,240
put up with it
666
00:25:35,240 --> 00:25:36,920
we know
667
00:25:36,920 --> 00:25:39,720
because like france still
charges the
668
00:25:39,720 --> 00:25:41,560
poorest african country's
attacks for
669
00:25:41,560 --> 00:25:44,360
being colonized and that's
up
670
00:25:44,360 --> 00:25:45,960
it is so up that's like
being
671
00:25:45,960 --> 00:25:48,040
kidnapped and held in a basement
for 70
672
00:25:48,040 --> 00:25:49,880
years and when you set free you
still
673
00:25:49,880 --> 00:25:51,480
have to go back and give your
kidnapper
674
00:25:51,480 --> 00:25:54,840
blodger for all time's sake
675
00:25:55,160 --> 00:25:57,880
it's incredible but you know
what guys
676
00:25:57,880 --> 00:25:59,640
when i go to america because in
africa
677
00:25:59,640 --> 00:26:02,120
we don't learn any meaningful
history i
678
00:26:02,120 --> 00:26:04,120
didn't know about the kkk i'd
never had
679
00:26:04,120 --> 00:26:06,520
about the kkk and so i asked
someone who
680
00:26:06,520 --> 00:26:09,160
are the kkk and someone told me
ooh
681
00:26:09,160 --> 00:26:11,320
they're white supremacists
682
00:26:11,320 --> 00:26:14,200
white supremacist and so i
looked it up
683
00:26:14,200 --> 00:26:15,480
and then i found out that white
684
00:26:15,480 --> 00:26:17,160
supremacists are more likely to
be
685
00:26:17,160 --> 00:26:19,800
disenfranchised poor old white
men and i
686
00:26:19,800 --> 00:26:22,680
thought how sad
687
00:26:23,000 --> 00:26:24,680
can you imagine trying to take
over the
688
00:26:24,680 --> 00:26:27,640
world on a budget
689
00:26:27,880 --> 00:26:29,960
it's like let's go conquer
on a
690
00:26:29,960 --> 00:26:32,680
mega bus
691
00:26:32,680 --> 00:26:36,520
you can just sing you can just
see
692
00:26:36,520 --> 00:26:38,360
but you know what guys
693
00:26:38,360 --> 00:26:41,000
my time my time in new york
actually
694
00:26:41,000 --> 00:26:42,680
came to an end very very quickly
because
695
00:26:42,680 --> 00:26:45,480
i soon found out that my new
york state
696
00:26:45,480 --> 00:26:47,240
university wasn't actually in
new york
697
00:26:47,240 --> 00:26:50,040
city but it was in upstate new
york
698
00:26:50,040 --> 00:26:53,640
upstate being another word for
racist
699
00:26:53,640 --> 00:26:55,320
that's right you see when you
grow up in
700
00:26:55,320 --> 00:26:57,320
africa we are so whitewashed you
see a
701
00:26:57,320 --> 00:26:59,320
white american you're like oh my
god i'm
702
00:26:59,320 --> 00:27:01,080
not worthy
703
00:27:01,080 --> 00:27:02,840
then you get to america
704
00:27:02,840 --> 00:27:05,000
you're like this is
wasted
705
00:27:05,000 --> 00:27:06,360
because i lived amongst the
tribal
706
00:27:06,360 --> 00:27:08,520
people called the rednecks
707
00:27:08,520 --> 00:27:10,040
like trying to explain to people
in
708
00:27:10,040 --> 00:27:11,720
america where kenya was was as
709
00:27:11,720 --> 00:27:13,320
frustrating as trying to explain
to
710
00:27:13,320 --> 00:27:15,160
people in africa the concept of
711
00:27:15,160 --> 00:27:17,880
copyright
712
00:27:17,880 --> 00:27:19,960
it's impossible
713
00:27:19,960 --> 00:27:21,960
it's impossible
714
00:27:21,960 --> 00:27:23,800
like i went to my village the
other day
715
00:27:23,800 --> 00:27:26,760
in my village we now have a kfc
716
00:27:26,760 --> 00:27:29,240
that's right we used to eat
organic now
717
00:27:29,240 --> 00:27:29,880
we
718
00:27:29,880 --> 00:27:33,800
we're developed we eat kfc
719
00:27:33,800 --> 00:27:35,400
but i suspect it's not the real
thing
720
00:27:35,400 --> 00:27:37,400
because i asked the guy i said
hey is
721
00:27:37,400 --> 00:27:40,040
this the real kfc he said yes i
asked
722
00:27:40,040 --> 00:27:41,720
him why is the color pink not
red he
723
00:27:41,720 --> 00:27:44,680
said global warming
724
00:27:47,320 --> 00:27:48,680
i asked him hey tell me what's
the
725
00:27:48,680 --> 00:27:52,520
recipe he said garam masala
726
00:27:52,520 --> 00:27:54,680
i said hey what does kfc stand
for he
727
00:27:54,680 --> 00:27:57,880
said kenyan fried chicken
728
00:27:57,880 --> 00:28:01,160
you cut me this up it's
incredible
729
00:28:01,160 --> 00:28:03,560
it's incredible so my university
was
730
00:28:03,560 --> 00:28:05,800
actually in a place called
oswego i
731
00:28:05,800 --> 00:28:07,480
don't know if anybody has ever
heard of
732
00:28:07,480 --> 00:28:09,560
oswego you have it's no wonder
you
733
00:28:09,560 --> 00:28:11,720
dropped a bottle you're
surprised
734
00:28:11,720 --> 00:28:13,880
if if you've never heard of
oswego i'll
735
00:28:13,880 --> 00:28:16,360
tell you what it is oswego is an
736
00:28:16,360 --> 00:28:18,440
industrial port on the shores of
lake
737
00:28:18,440 --> 00:28:20,760
ontario olak ontario is one of
the five
738
00:28:20,760 --> 00:28:22,360
great lakes because everything
in
739
00:28:22,360 --> 00:28:23,880
america is great
740
00:28:23,880 --> 00:28:26,840
the other one was superior
741
00:28:26,840 --> 00:28:27,800
there are two people who know
their
742
00:28:27,800 --> 00:28:29,000
geography
743
00:28:29,000 --> 00:28:31,080
right so let me describe to you
oswego
744
00:28:31,080 --> 00:28:33,640
oswego was an industrial port
with
745
00:28:33,640 --> 00:28:36,920
massive pylons and very bleak
winters
746
00:28:36,920 --> 00:28:38,520
and if you're asking how did you
cope
747
00:28:38,520 --> 00:28:40,200
jambi with all of that
excitement i
748
00:28:40,200 --> 00:28:42,520
didn't because oswego was also
in the
749
00:28:42,520 --> 00:28:44,120
guinness book of records for
having the
750
00:28:44,120 --> 00:28:46,200
most buzz per person
751
00:28:46,200 --> 00:28:48,040
because literally the only way
you get
752
00:28:48,040 --> 00:28:49,640
through your time in oswego was
by
753
00:28:49,640 --> 00:28:52,200
drinking a copious amount of
alcohol
754
00:28:52,200 --> 00:28:54,360
except i couldn't because i
found out
755
00:28:54,360 --> 00:28:56,120
that my kenyan passport was not
a
756
00:28:56,120 --> 00:28:59,560
recognized form of id
757
00:29:00,600 --> 00:29:02,680
every time i tried to get a
drink i
758
00:29:02,680 --> 00:29:04,600
couldn't and at some point i
became so
759
00:29:04,600 --> 00:29:06,680
desperate i considered buying a
passport
760
00:29:06,680 --> 00:29:10,120
from the republic of narnia
761
00:29:12,680 --> 00:29:15,240
do you know i became so
desperate i just
762
00:29:15,240 --> 00:29:17,720
wanted to have a glass of wine
and then
763
00:29:17,720 --> 00:29:19,560
i realized that i could go to
walmart
764
00:29:19,560 --> 00:29:21,720
get myself a submachine gun
shoot some
765
00:29:21,720 --> 00:29:24,440
in the face
766
00:29:24,440 --> 00:29:28,520
and get myself a mediocre glass
of wine
767
00:29:30,200 --> 00:29:32,440
but when i was in america i had
a white
768
00:29:32,440 --> 00:29:34,680
friend another one not jesus
769
00:29:34,680 --> 00:29:36,840
and
770
00:29:36,840 --> 00:29:38,280
and my white friend she was not
your
771
00:29:38,280 --> 00:29:40,360
typical gun welding angry
american
772
00:29:40,360 --> 00:29:42,200
student we've come to love
773
00:29:42,200 --> 00:29:43,640
she was a bit more peaceful she
used to
774
00:29:43,640 --> 00:29:45,800
carry a
775
00:29:45,800 --> 00:29:47,480
and knife was like oh my god
why'd you
776
00:29:47,480 --> 00:29:49,560
carry a knife she said
protection i'm
777
00:29:49,560 --> 00:29:52,040
like from what you're a white
american
778
00:29:52,040 --> 00:29:54,040
you're the epitome of safe like
if you
779
00:29:54,040 --> 00:29:56,840
get kidnapped like the fbi and
the cia
780
00:29:56,840 --> 00:29:59,400
will come and save you right now
if i
781
00:29:59,400 --> 00:30:01,080
get kidnapped i will be ringing
my
782
00:30:01,080 --> 00:30:03,240
government i'll be like hello
783
00:30:03,240 --> 00:30:07,080
hello it's always a bad line
784
00:30:10,040 --> 00:30:12,040
hello i've been kidnapped and
they'll be
785
00:30:12,040 --> 00:30:14,920
like that's marriage for you
786
00:30:14,920 --> 00:30:17,800
my government
787
00:30:17,800 --> 00:30:19,640
so i asked oh my god why do you
carry
788
00:30:19,640 --> 00:30:21,080
enough she said well my mother
has a
789
00:30:21,080 --> 00:30:23,160
baby and a gun collection
790
00:30:23,160 --> 00:30:25,320
because babies in america kill
more
791
00:30:25,320 --> 00:30:26,360
people
792
00:30:26,360 --> 00:30:29,160
than terrorists all true look it
up
793
00:30:29,160 --> 00:30:32,040
please cover that baby's ears
because
794
00:30:32,040 --> 00:30:34,680
babies in america kill more
people than
795
00:30:34,680 --> 00:30:36,280
terrorists because terrorists
are
796
00:30:36,280 --> 00:30:38,200
spending all their time editing
videos
797
00:30:38,200 --> 00:30:40,920
babies just get on with it
798
00:30:40,920 --> 00:30:42,360
why do you think they call them
mommy's
799
00:30:42,360 --> 00:30:43,880
little soldiers
800
00:30:43,880 --> 00:30:45,240
it's because they'll shoot you
in your
801
00:30:45,240 --> 00:30:46,520
face
802
00:30:46,520 --> 00:30:48,280
i said to my mate charlene in
that case
803
00:30:48,280 --> 00:30:49,960
charlene i would have brought my
machete
804
00:30:49,960 --> 00:30:51,800
if i knew
805
00:30:51,800 --> 00:30:54,200
so charlene and i were very
similar but
806
00:30:54,200 --> 00:30:55,720
very very different we became
very good
807
00:30:55,720 --> 00:30:57,640
friends and uh we she had a very
808
00:30:57,640 --> 00:30:59,560
different upbringing i had a
very
809
00:30:59,560 --> 00:31:01,480
different upbringing you know
she grew
810
00:31:01,480 --> 00:31:03,480
up in america america is the
land of the
811
00:31:03,480 --> 00:31:05,480
free ironically known for slave
trade
812
00:31:05,480 --> 00:31:07,160
and kate children
813
00:31:07,160 --> 00:31:09,640
and and i grew up in africa
africa is a
814
00:31:09,640 --> 00:31:11,720
land of the freedom fighters
because
815
00:31:11,720 --> 00:31:14,120
most of africa was colonized
816
00:31:14,120 --> 00:31:15,560
because before white people came
to
817
00:31:15,560 --> 00:31:17,800
africa africans lived simple
lives you
818
00:31:17,800 --> 00:31:19,640
know they lived in their hearts
819
00:31:19,640 --> 00:31:21,960
everybody was the same you know
they had
820
00:31:21,960 --> 00:31:24,600
no bills to pay they spend their
time
821
00:31:24,600 --> 00:31:26,600
planting and harvesting and in
between
822
00:31:26,600 --> 00:31:28,440
planting and harvesting they
spend all
823
00:31:28,440 --> 00:31:31,000
their time dancing those rice
they were
824
00:31:31,000 --> 00:31:33,400
basically what you guys call
hippies
825
00:31:33,400 --> 00:31:34,600
right
826
00:31:34,600 --> 00:31:36,600
and so they had simple lives
white
827
00:31:36,600 --> 00:31:39,960
people came to africa they were
like
828
00:31:40,440 --> 00:31:45,080
oh my god you guys are so poor
829
00:31:45,080 --> 00:31:47,240
oh my god how do you feel about
being
830
00:31:47,240 --> 00:31:49,720
poor
831
00:31:49,720 --> 00:31:52,360
look at your houses your houses
are
832
00:31:52,360 --> 00:31:54,040
your clothes are
833
00:31:54,040 --> 00:31:57,320
your gods are your
spirits are
834
00:31:57,320 --> 00:31:59,640
everything about your
your land is
835
00:31:59,640 --> 00:32:02,960
oh nice
836
00:32:06,600 --> 00:32:09,080
all right africans get the
out of
837
00:32:09,080 --> 00:32:10,920
your gather out of your
gather
838
00:32:10,920 --> 00:32:13,160
out of a get the out of
here
839
00:32:13,160 --> 00:32:15,320
and women cover your teeth teeth
belong
840
00:32:15,320 --> 00:32:18,880
in the national newspapers
841
00:32:20,120 --> 00:32:21,400
and when
842
00:32:21,400 --> 00:32:24,120
hurricane caucasian left
843
00:32:24,120 --> 00:32:26,840
africans were like oh my god
844
00:32:26,840 --> 00:32:28,840
how do we rebuild from this
845
00:32:28,840 --> 00:32:30,760
like everything is destroyed our
customs
846
00:32:30,760 --> 00:32:33,480
are gone our community is gone
847
00:32:33,480 --> 00:32:37,560
our land is gone despite our
freedom
848
00:32:37,560 --> 00:32:40,120
how the do we repeat from
this
849
00:32:40,120 --> 00:32:41,800
and they were like all right
gather
850
00:32:41,800 --> 00:32:44,280
around africans gather round we
are
851
00:32:44,280 --> 00:32:46,440
going to see white people
852
00:32:46,440 --> 00:32:47,960
how are we going to see white
people we
853
00:32:47,960 --> 00:32:50,440
are going to walk
854
00:32:50,440 --> 00:32:52,520
and now white people are like oh
my god
855
00:32:52,520 --> 00:32:54,680
somebody stopped them quickly
somebody
856
00:32:54,680 --> 00:32:56,760
built a well quick somebody
built the
857
00:32:56,760 --> 00:32:58,200
wall they're coming here to
change our
858
00:32:58,200 --> 00:33:00,440
way of life please quickly
somebody
859
00:33:00,440 --> 00:33:02,680
built them all anybody
860
00:33:02,680 --> 00:33:05,480
all right you can come and build
a wall
861
00:33:07,320 --> 00:33:09,240
like everybody's building walls
like
862
00:33:09,240 --> 00:33:11,560
what's up with this world
building like
863
00:33:11,560 --> 00:33:13,480
even hungary is building a world
like
864
00:33:13,480 --> 00:33:17,720
who the wants to go to
hungary
865
00:33:17,720 --> 00:33:19,640
unlike hungary you need to come
the
866
00:33:19,640 --> 00:33:21,080
down i know you're just coming
out of
867
00:33:21,080 --> 00:33:23,800
the cold war just calm the
down
868
00:33:23,800 --> 00:33:26,200
all right i have never in the
history of
869
00:33:26,200 --> 00:33:28,680
neverness known anybody in
africa
870
00:33:28,680 --> 00:33:30,600
walking around saying my
destination is
871
00:33:30,600 --> 00:33:31,800
hungary
872
00:33:31,800 --> 00:33:34,120
never
873
00:33:37,000 --> 00:33:39,000
i want a country that reminds me
of
874
00:33:39,000 --> 00:33:41,480
hunger
875
00:33:41,480 --> 00:33:43,880
you need to come the down
hungary
876
00:33:43,880 --> 00:33:47,320
seriously these people these
people they
877
00:33:47,320 --> 00:33:49,000
walk across the sahara desert do
you
878
00:33:49,000 --> 00:33:51,480
know how massive the sahara
desert is
879
00:33:51,480 --> 00:33:53,560
they walk across like i say
white people
880
00:33:53,560 --> 00:33:57,680
they run fight sky they're like
881
00:34:03,800 --> 00:34:06,920
these guys walk across the
sahara desert
882
00:34:06,920 --> 00:34:09,720
they cross perilous seas right
did you
883
00:34:09,720 --> 00:34:12,280
see that malian immigrant in
paris his
884
00:34:12,280 --> 00:34:14,520
name is mamadou he's killed four
flows
885
00:34:14,520 --> 00:34:16,280
in 30 seconds
886
00:34:16,280 --> 00:34:18,360
like four floors in 30 seconds
and you
887
00:34:18,360 --> 00:34:19,880
think your picket fence is gonna
stop
888
00:34:19,880 --> 00:34:22,840
him right
889
00:34:23,400 --> 00:34:24,440
hey
890
00:34:24,440 --> 00:34:26,600
he's gonna go oops i tripped on
891
00:34:26,600 --> 00:34:28,840
something
892
00:34:28,840 --> 00:34:30,200
i don't know what it is this
looks
893
00:34:30,200 --> 00:34:32,920
hungarian
894
00:34:37,720 --> 00:34:40,280
so shaolin and i we we were very
good
895
00:34:40,280 --> 00:34:42,280
friends you know we were
different but
896
00:34:42,280 --> 00:34:44,360
very good friends she grew up in
america
897
00:34:44,360 --> 00:34:45,720
i grew up in africa she grew up
in
898
00:34:45,720 --> 00:34:48,440
america america is the world's
largest
899
00:34:48,440 --> 00:34:51,080
economy you know and it has the
biggest
900
00:34:51,080 --> 00:34:52,360
workforce or what they like to
call
901
00:34:52,360 --> 00:34:54,600
locally black men in prison
902
00:34:54,600 --> 00:34:55,480
and
903
00:34:55,480 --> 00:34:57,560
and i grew up in africa africa
has some
904
00:34:57,560 --> 00:34:59,400
of the poorest countries in the
world
905
00:34:59,400 --> 00:35:01,080
now this is a question just for
white
906
00:35:01,080 --> 00:35:04,760
people do you know why africa is
poor
907
00:35:04,760 --> 00:35:06,760
i like to ask that question just
to see
908
00:35:06,760 --> 00:35:09,960
white people go now
909
00:35:10,360 --> 00:35:12,840
tell us
910
00:35:14,040 --> 00:35:15,560
as you're fiddling with your
diamond
911
00:35:15,560 --> 00:35:17,880
rings
912
00:35:19,480 --> 00:35:22,760
as you're sipping onto your
coffee
913
00:35:22,760 --> 00:35:24,440
as you're nibbling onto your
chocolate
914
00:35:24,440 --> 00:35:26,040
biscuits
915
00:35:26,040 --> 00:35:28,760
because this is the africa
produces all
916
00:35:28,760 --> 00:35:31,480
of white people indulgences
right
917
00:35:31,480 --> 00:35:33,640
we produce the ingredients for
all of
918
00:35:33,640 --> 00:35:35,720
the white people indulgences do
you
919
00:35:35,720 --> 00:35:38,040
realize how much power that
gives us
920
00:35:38,040 --> 00:35:39,560
do you realize that guys we have
the
921
00:35:39,560 --> 00:35:43,080
power to ruin all of your
holidays
922
00:35:43,400 --> 00:35:45,480
ray so can you imagine
valentines can
923
00:35:45,480 --> 00:35:47,880
you imagine valentines without
chocolate
924
00:35:47,880 --> 00:35:49,640
like lovers would be exchanging
flowers
925
00:35:49,640 --> 00:35:52,280
and pie
926
00:35:53,640 --> 00:35:57,480
but easter bunny will be hiding
sausages
927
00:35:57,480 --> 00:35:59,720
right hipsters and starbucks
will be
928
00:35:59,720 --> 00:36:03,200
drinking bovrow
929
00:36:05,000 --> 00:36:06,600
and this is a theme that i never
930
00:36:06,600 --> 00:36:09,720
understood guys i am so confused
i just
931
00:36:09,720 --> 00:36:12,360
don't get it africa produces the
world's
932
00:36:12,360 --> 00:36:14,040
finest diamonds
933
00:36:14,040 --> 00:36:16,280
africa produces the entire cocoa
934
00:36:16,280 --> 00:36:17,720
production for all the
chocolates that
935
00:36:17,720 --> 00:36:20,200
you eat africa produces all of
the
936
00:36:20,200 --> 00:36:22,440
coffee that you guys drink and
yet we
937
00:36:22,440 --> 00:36:24,520
get paid in aid who the
is
938
00:36:24,520 --> 00:36:28,200
negotiating for africa fifa
939
00:36:31,560 --> 00:36:33,240
like we need to get their asses
right
940
00:36:33,240 --> 00:36:36,360
here to negotiate this brexit
right here
941
00:36:36,360 --> 00:36:38,280
it's incredible and i i like i
like
942
00:36:38,280 --> 00:36:39,800
people saying no we're going to
go back
943
00:36:39,800 --> 00:36:41,880
to trading with old allies after
brexit
944
00:36:41,880 --> 00:36:43,880
they were never allies they were
945
00:36:43,880 --> 00:36:46,520
hostages like you guys have a
very short
946
00:36:46,520 --> 00:36:48,600
memory right
947
00:36:48,600 --> 00:36:51,240
it's incredible it's incredible
so
948
00:36:51,240 --> 00:36:53,320
charlene and i we were very
similar and
949
00:36:53,320 --> 00:36:54,840
very different you know we grew
up in
950
00:36:54,840 --> 00:36:57,000
two continents our continent
america and
951
00:36:57,000 --> 00:36:59,880
africa are very similar in that
we are
952
00:36:59,880 --> 00:37:01,880
defined by racism
953
00:37:01,880 --> 00:37:03,480
both continents exactly the same
we've
954
00:37:03,480 --> 00:37:05,960
been scarred and murdered by
racism
955
00:37:05,960 --> 00:37:07,160
because you know when you think
about
956
00:37:07,160 --> 00:37:09,640
apartheid you only think about
apartheid
957
00:37:09,640 --> 00:37:11,560
in the context of south africa
958
00:37:11,560 --> 00:37:13,480
and some of you might remember
rhodesia
959
00:37:13,480 --> 00:37:16,120
but nobody remembers kenya kenya
was a
960
00:37:16,120 --> 00:37:18,440
proper apartheid now i grew up
in a
961
00:37:18,440 --> 00:37:19,720
place that was called the white
962
00:37:19,720 --> 00:37:21,400
highlands and the reason it was
called
963
00:37:21,400 --> 00:37:22,920
the white highlands was because
when
964
00:37:22,920 --> 00:37:25,400
kenya was a british colony that
is where
965
00:37:25,400 --> 00:37:29,160
all the uh cocaine was at
966
00:37:29,160 --> 00:37:30,760
because like the white people in
kenya
967
00:37:30,760 --> 00:37:33,480
spent there all of their time
having all
968
00:37:33,480 --> 00:37:34,600
g's
969
00:37:34,600 --> 00:37:36,520
and taking drugs
970
00:37:36,520 --> 00:37:38,680
that is how we evolved through
them
971
00:37:38,680 --> 00:37:40,360
like it's very difficult to
fight when
972
00:37:40,360 --> 00:37:43,520
you're mid-shag
973
00:37:44,440 --> 00:37:46,280
so i grew up in the in the white
974
00:37:46,280 --> 00:37:47,480
highlands
975
00:37:47,480 --> 00:37:49,480
and when kenya was a british
colony
976
00:37:49,480 --> 00:37:51,880
black people were not permitted
in white
977
00:37:51,880 --> 00:37:56,480
areas zebra crossing was a
nightmare
978
00:37:59,240 --> 00:38:02,280
when kenya was a british colony
africans
979
00:38:02,280 --> 00:38:04,760
or black people were not
permitted sugar
980
00:38:04,760 --> 00:38:06,760
they were not permitted butter
they were
981
00:38:06,760 --> 00:38:08,520
not permitted salt they were not
982
00:38:08,520 --> 00:38:11,000
permitted sausages instead we
were
983
00:38:11,000 --> 00:38:13,800
condemned to eating kale and
lentils and
984
00:38:13,800 --> 00:38:16,200
sweet potatoes who knew racism
could be
985
00:38:16,200 --> 00:38:19,240
so good for you
986
00:38:22,760 --> 00:38:25,000
when my father could he used to
buy her
987
00:38:25,000 --> 00:38:27,160
sausages because that was such a
british
988
00:38:27,160 --> 00:38:29,480
thing it was the forbidden fruit
and it
989
00:38:29,480 --> 00:38:31,640
was so delicious when we got
them oh my
990
00:38:31,640 --> 00:38:33,320
god i can see the canyons you
remember
991
00:38:33,320 --> 00:38:35,480
the farmer's choice sausages it
was just
992
00:38:35,480 --> 00:38:39,560
the same so delicious
993
00:38:39,560 --> 00:38:41,800
so you see charlene and i were
very
994
00:38:41,800 --> 00:38:44,360
similar and yet very different
and we
995
00:38:44,360 --> 00:38:46,520
became very very good friends
and she
996
00:38:46,520 --> 00:38:48,840
invited me to her house for
thanksgiving
997
00:38:48,840 --> 00:38:50,360
i didn't know what thanksgiving
is
998
00:38:50,360 --> 00:38:52,200
thanksgiving is a very big
holiday in
999
00:38:52,200 --> 00:38:54,600
america and so i looked it up
and i
1000
00:38:54,600 --> 00:38:56,440
found out that thanksgiving is
basically
1001
00:38:56,440 --> 00:38:59,160
when white people arrived in
america and
1002
00:38:59,160 --> 00:39:01,080
they had their first successful
harvest
1003
00:39:01,080 --> 00:39:03,080
they invited the native
americans for a
1004
00:39:03,080 --> 00:39:05,400
feast they called it
thanksgiving the
1005
00:39:05,400 --> 00:39:07,080
native americans called it their
last
1006
00:39:07,080 --> 00:39:09,560
supper
1007
00:39:10,440 --> 00:39:12,520
it's a massive holiday in
america
1008
00:39:12,520 --> 00:39:14,440
everybody celebrates that
everything
1009
00:39:14,440 --> 00:39:16,200
grains to hold and if you ain't
an
1010
00:39:16,200 --> 00:39:17,880
international student you have
to vacate
1011
00:39:17,880 --> 00:39:19,960
the compass it's a massive
headache for
1012
00:39:19,960 --> 00:39:21,560
international students because
you have
1013
00:39:21,560 --> 00:39:23,400
to move into a hotel shaolin was
very
1014
00:39:23,400 --> 00:39:25,320
nice she said jambi you can come
and
1015
00:39:25,320 --> 00:39:27,800
stay with my family i was so
grateful i
1016
00:39:27,800 --> 00:39:29,800
said thank you charlene i will
but
1017
00:39:29,800 --> 00:39:31,560
before i come to your house i
want to
1018
00:39:31,560 --> 00:39:33,960
see a bit of america i want to
see what
1019
00:39:33,960 --> 00:39:38,360
makes americans tick so i went
to disney
1020
00:39:38,920 --> 00:39:41,400
but before i went to disney
1021
00:39:41,400 --> 00:39:44,440
before i went to disney i spent
some
1022
00:39:44,440 --> 00:39:46,120
time with my weight friends i
tell you
1023
00:39:46,120 --> 00:39:48,760
what i used to hang out with a
lot of
1024
00:39:48,760 --> 00:39:50,280
international students and when
you hang
1025
00:39:50,280 --> 00:39:52,120
out with international students
is very
1026
00:39:52,120 --> 00:39:54,440
telling like my japanese friends
miho
1027
00:39:54,440 --> 00:39:57,160
and shiho owned their doll
that's right
1028
00:39:57,160 --> 00:40:00,040
miho and shiho on their door he
said
1029
00:40:00,040 --> 00:40:02,040
japanese cooking
1030
00:40:02,040 --> 00:40:04,920
every tuesday nice
1031
00:40:04,920 --> 00:40:07,320
my english friends on their door
is said
1032
00:40:07,320 --> 00:40:10,360
knock for a shark
1033
00:40:13,960 --> 00:40:15,560
do you know i used to hang out
with
1034
00:40:15,560 --> 00:40:17,560
black americans but you know
what
1035
00:40:17,560 --> 00:40:19,480
surprised me most is that i felt
no
1036
00:40:19,480 --> 00:40:21,480
connection with black americans
and that
1037
00:40:21,480 --> 00:40:23,480
surprised me now i know at the
time i
1038
00:40:23,480 --> 00:40:25,960
didn't you know i felt no
connections
1039
00:40:25,960 --> 00:40:27,960
with black americans because you
know
1040
00:40:27,960 --> 00:40:30,280
what black americans were woke
you know
1041
00:40:30,280 --> 00:40:31,800
black americans had looked at
their
1042
00:40:31,800 --> 00:40:33,480
oppressor in the face they had
tunnel
1043
00:40:33,480 --> 00:40:36,040
vision just like nelson mandela
nelson
1044
00:40:36,040 --> 00:40:37,800
mandela looked at his oppressor
in his
1045
00:40:37,800 --> 00:40:39,800
face and you know what he had
turner
1046
00:40:39,800 --> 00:40:42,440
vision they knew what was
bringing them
1047
00:40:42,440 --> 00:40:44,600
down in africa we don't have
tunnel
1048
00:40:44,600 --> 00:40:46,760
vision we don't know what is
oppressing
1049
00:40:46,760 --> 00:40:48,760
us because you know what because
slavery
1050
00:40:48,760 --> 00:40:51,160
just changed it didn't go away
it just
1051
00:40:51,160 --> 00:40:53,800
changed so most people in africa
we feel
1052
00:40:53,800 --> 00:40:55,640
oppressed we don't know what is
1053
00:40:55,640 --> 00:40:57,960
oppressing us you see those
children in
1054
00:40:57,960 --> 00:41:00,280
the congo that are mining all of
the
1055
00:41:00,280 --> 00:41:02,520
coating with their bare hands
they don't
1056
00:41:02,520 --> 00:41:04,440
know that at the top of the
chain is a
1057
00:41:04,440 --> 00:41:05,720
white man
1058
00:41:05,720 --> 00:41:07,320
their children that are picking
their
1059
00:41:07,320 --> 00:41:10,120
cocoa right they don't actually
know
1060
00:41:10,120 --> 00:41:12,120
that the person at the top is a
white
1061
00:41:12,120 --> 00:41:12,920
man
1062
00:41:12,920 --> 00:41:15,480
i found out the farm next to my
father's
1063
00:41:15,480 --> 00:41:18,120
farm now belongs to unilever
1064
00:41:18,120 --> 00:41:19,320
that's right
1065
00:41:19,320 --> 00:41:21,800
people in africa cannot afford
to buy
1066
00:41:21,800 --> 00:41:24,040
land anymore do you know why
because
1067
00:41:24,040 --> 00:41:26,520
slavery never ended it still
carries on
1068
00:41:26,520 --> 00:41:28,680
you know they dump all their
toxic waste
1069
00:41:28,680 --> 00:41:30,920
all over africa all your babies
nappies
1070
00:41:30,920 --> 00:41:33,320
are all over africa people
cannot farm
1071
00:41:33,320 --> 00:41:36,280
their land anymore you know and
you know
1072
00:41:36,280 --> 00:41:38,040
what here's a fact
1073
00:41:38,040 --> 00:41:40,280
three quarters of the people in
africa
1074
00:41:40,280 --> 00:41:42,520
are under the age of 30.
1075
00:41:42,520 --> 00:41:45,160
three-quarters of the people in
africa
1076
00:41:45,160 --> 00:41:47,880
are under the age of 30.
majority of
1077
00:41:47,880 --> 00:41:50,280
people in africa have never
heard of
1078
00:41:50,280 --> 00:41:52,200
slave trade
1079
00:41:52,200 --> 00:41:54,120
majority of people in africa
have never
1080
00:41:54,120 --> 00:41:56,120
heard of colonialism
1081
00:41:56,120 --> 00:41:58,920
majority of people in africa
only ever
1082
00:41:58,920 --> 00:42:00,600
see white people when they're
coming to
1083
00:42:00,600 --> 00:42:01,960
save us
1084
00:42:01,960 --> 00:42:03,560
so majority of people in africa
1085
00:42:03,560 --> 00:42:05,320
fundamentally believe this
1086
00:42:05,320 --> 00:42:07,000
they fundamentally believe that
white
1087
00:42:07,000 --> 00:42:08,760
people are nice
1088
00:42:08,760 --> 00:42:10,840
they fundamentally believe that
white
1089
00:42:10,840 --> 00:42:14,280
people will do anything to save
them
1090
00:42:14,280 --> 00:42:16,520
they fundamentally believe that
if they
1091
00:42:16,520 --> 00:42:18,440
walk across the sahara desert
cross
1092
00:42:18,440 --> 00:42:21,160
perilous the nice people in
europe will
1093
00:42:21,160 --> 00:42:24,520
be welcoming them with big open
hands
1094
00:42:24,520 --> 00:42:25,720
i say
1095
00:42:25,720 --> 00:42:27,320
if you don't want people from
africa
1096
00:42:27,320 --> 00:42:29,000
coming to your continent let
them know
1097
00:42:29,000 --> 00:42:30,760
the real you
1098
00:42:30,760 --> 00:42:33,320
that's right
1099
00:42:34,440 --> 00:42:36,920
show them because information in
africa
1100
00:42:36,920 --> 00:42:38,600
history is completely controlled
in
1101
00:42:38,600 --> 00:42:41,160
africa we don't learn history in
africa
1102
00:42:41,160 --> 00:42:42,280
do you know what
1103
00:42:42,280 --> 00:42:45,160
show them the brutality of the
empire
1104
00:42:45,160 --> 00:42:47,560
show them the brutality of the
slave
1105
00:42:47,560 --> 00:42:50,120
trade just show them and you
know what
1106
00:42:50,120 --> 00:42:52,440
if you don't want people from
africa
1107
00:42:52,440 --> 00:42:54,120
coming to europe
1108
00:42:54,120 --> 00:42:57,560
leave africa alone
1109
00:42:58,440 --> 00:43:01,000
because it is impossible to live
in
1110
00:43:01,000 --> 00:43:02,840
africa because they will not
leave
1111
00:43:02,840 --> 00:43:05,640
africa alone you see i didn't
know that
1112
00:43:05,640 --> 00:43:06,840
at the time when i was going to
1113
00:43:06,840 --> 00:43:09,080
university so black people
already knew
1114
00:43:09,080 --> 00:43:11,640
this we don't know in africa so
i didn't
1115
00:43:11,640 --> 00:43:13,480
know i thought black people had
too many
1116
00:43:13,480 --> 00:43:15,320
issues i was like you guys don't
know
1117
00:43:15,320 --> 00:43:17,160
how to have fun i want to hang
out with
1118
00:43:17,160 --> 00:43:18,840
white people because white
people love
1119
00:43:18,840 --> 00:43:21,320
to have fun
1120
00:43:21,320 --> 00:43:22,760
so you say
1121
00:43:22,760 --> 00:43:25,080
i used to hang out with white
people so
1122
00:43:25,080 --> 00:43:26,760
my white international friends
at the
1123
00:43:26,760 --> 00:43:28,280
start of the thanksgiving
holiday they
1124
00:43:28,280 --> 00:43:30,200
came to me they said hey jambi
we've
1125
00:43:30,200 --> 00:43:32,200
rented a car we're gonna drive
down to
1126
00:43:32,200 --> 00:43:35,000
boston we're gonna get laid
we're gonna
1127
00:43:35,000 --> 00:43:38,040
go clubbing what'd you say i was
like i
1128
00:43:38,040 --> 00:43:39,960
am a morally incorruptible
african
1129
00:43:39,960 --> 00:43:43,000
christian let's do
1130
00:43:44,960 --> 00:43:48,200
this so we're driving down to
boston i'm
1131
00:43:48,200 --> 00:43:49,960
excited for the first time i'm
going on
1132
00:43:49,960 --> 00:43:51,880
holiday with white people and
because
1133
00:43:51,880 --> 00:43:53,480
i'm going on holiday with white
people
1134
00:43:53,480 --> 00:43:55,960
we are spontaneous nobody
bothered to
1135
00:43:55,960 --> 00:43:59,720
book accommodation in boston
1136
00:43:59,720 --> 00:44:01,480
unbeknown to us
1137
00:44:01,480 --> 00:44:03,320
unbeknown to us there was a
convention
1138
00:44:03,320 --> 00:44:04,760
in boston
1139
00:44:04,760 --> 00:44:07,320
and there was no room at the inn
1140
00:44:07,320 --> 00:44:09,880
and you know what we were just
driving
1141
00:44:09,880 --> 00:44:12,520
down carefree and it was a
beautiful
1142
00:44:12,520 --> 00:44:13,880
drive because if you've ever
been to
1143
00:44:13,880 --> 00:44:15,400
north america in the fall it's
so
1144
00:44:15,400 --> 00:44:17,400
beautiful it's very dramatic it
is
1145
00:44:17,400 --> 00:44:19,080
basically when the trees change
color
1146
00:44:19,080 --> 00:44:22,120
from greens to reds and browns
and just
1147
00:44:22,120 --> 00:44:23,560
so beautiful to see all the
colors
1148
00:44:23,560 --> 00:44:25,320
getting along without any trying
to
1149
00:44:25,320 --> 00:44:28,320
dominate
1150
00:44:29,080 --> 00:44:31,320
we arrive in boston it's late at
night
1151
00:44:31,320 --> 00:44:33,000
and we're driving round and
round and
1152
00:44:33,000 --> 00:44:35,880
round and round i am so
exhausted on the
1153
00:44:35,880 --> 00:44:37,800
last time an exhausted woman
turned up
1154
00:44:37,800 --> 00:44:40,040
at a city and there was no room
at the
1155
00:44:40,040 --> 00:44:43,400
end the messiah was born
1156
00:44:43,400 --> 00:44:45,400
and i was praying that i wasn't
gonna be
1157
00:44:45,400 --> 00:44:48,600
the one giving birth to the
messiah
1158
00:44:48,600 --> 00:44:51,040
because we've already got kanye
1159
00:44:52,680 --> 00:44:56,520
and black people have suffered
enough
1160
00:44:56,520 --> 00:44:59,240
you know what guys we arrive in
boston
1161
00:44:59,240 --> 00:45:01,880
we are going round and round and
round
1162
00:45:01,880 --> 00:45:04,120
and round there's nowhere to
stay so i
1163
00:45:04,120 --> 00:45:05,480
said to these guys i said to the
girls
1164
00:45:05,480 --> 00:45:06,760
who are driving the two english
girls
1165
00:45:06,760 --> 00:45:08,120
who are driving there at the
front and i
1166
00:45:08,120 --> 00:45:10,280
said hey guys why don't we stop
and ask
1167
00:45:10,280 --> 00:45:13,080
for directions and when i say
that we
1168
00:45:13,080 --> 00:45:14,440
were in the type of neighborhood
where
1169
00:45:14,440 --> 00:45:16,520
you see a kid and you're like i
bet you
1170
00:45:16,520 --> 00:45:18,280
he has a piano
1171
00:45:18,280 --> 00:45:20,520
that type of neighborhood but no
i was
1172
00:45:20,520 --> 00:45:22,360
with white people they carried
on they
1173
00:45:22,360 --> 00:45:23,880
were driving round and round and
round
1174
00:45:23,880 --> 00:45:25,480
and the type of neighborhood we
stopped
1175
00:45:25,480 --> 00:45:27,080
in where you see a kid and
you're like
1176
00:45:27,080 --> 00:45:29,640
yeah he's gonna shoot me
1177
00:45:29,640 --> 00:45:31,640
that kind of neighborhood
1178
00:45:31,640 --> 00:45:33,000
do you know what that is where
we
1179
00:45:33,000 --> 00:45:35,560
stopped they got out of the car
and i
1180
00:45:35,560 --> 00:45:37,720
was like guys no please let's
just keep
1181
00:45:37,720 --> 00:45:39,720
moving let's keep moving last no
they're
1182
00:45:39,720 --> 00:45:41,560
like no no this looks fine i was
like
1183
00:45:41,560 --> 00:45:43,720
guys this area is so rough like
there
1184
00:45:43,720 --> 00:45:45,720
were people doing drugs there
was rats
1185
00:45:45,720 --> 00:45:47,400
fighting in the streets there
was
1186
00:45:47,400 --> 00:45:49,640
mattresses in the streets that
and there
1187
00:45:49,640 --> 00:45:52,040
was a bar it looked so rough and
you
1188
00:45:52,040 --> 00:45:54,680
know what lindsay says oh no
let's go
1189
00:45:54,680 --> 00:45:56,040
over there and ask them for
direction
1190
00:45:56,040 --> 00:45:58,520
i'm like no lindsay no she said
no he
1191
00:45:58,520 --> 00:46:00,760
looks fine outside the bar there
were
1192
00:46:00,760 --> 00:46:02,600
men they look so rough they look
as
1193
00:46:02,600 --> 00:46:03,960
though they've been kicked out
of jerry
1194
00:46:03,960 --> 00:46:07,080
springer for being too rough
1195
00:46:07,080 --> 00:46:09,480
lindsay says let's go
1196
00:46:09,480 --> 00:46:11,800
so at that precise moment the
white
1197
00:46:11,800 --> 00:46:13,480
people are leading i'm hiding
behind
1198
00:46:13,480 --> 00:46:14,440
them
1199
00:46:14,440 --> 00:46:16,360
and i understood why black
people never
1200
00:46:16,360 --> 00:46:18,120
colonize
1201
00:46:18,120 --> 00:46:20,520
because we're frightened so i
follow the
1202
00:46:20,520 --> 00:46:22,840
white people
1203
00:46:22,840 --> 00:46:24,440
we are it's true you're not and
you're
1204
00:46:24,440 --> 00:46:25,720
like yeah that's why we'll never
1205
00:46:25,720 --> 00:46:28,040
colonize anyone we're frightened
like
1206
00:46:28,040 --> 00:46:29,800
the two english girls they're
working
1207
00:46:29,800 --> 00:46:31,320
this time we're wearing small
shorts
1208
00:46:31,320 --> 00:46:33,720
we're wearing crop tops and she
walks up
1209
00:46:33,720 --> 00:46:35,480
to them i'm carrying behind them
she
1210
00:46:35,480 --> 00:46:37,400
walks up to this group of men in
her
1211
00:46:37,400 --> 00:46:39,560
poshest english accent and you
can tell
1212
00:46:39,560 --> 00:46:41,160
that lindsay is the one that
went to to
1213
00:46:41,160 --> 00:46:42,680
catholic school because she used
to
1214
00:46:42,680 --> 00:46:45,960
flash her teacher to everyone
1215
00:46:45,960 --> 00:46:46,960
that's
1216
00:46:46,960 --> 00:46:49,800
right so she walks up to this
group of
1217
00:46:49,800 --> 00:46:52,520
men rough as she walks up
to them
1218
00:46:52,520 --> 00:46:54,520
in her pocious english accent
she goes
1219
00:46:54,520 --> 00:46:56,760
hi we're students from england
and we
1220
00:46:56,760 --> 00:46:58,200
are lost we are looking for
somewhere to
1221
00:46:58,200 --> 00:47:01,000
stay i'm like no lindsay don't
give the
1222
00:47:01,000 --> 00:47:03,400
game away these guys i have
never heard
1223
00:47:03,400 --> 00:47:07,160
of anybody out of town they just
went
1224
00:47:07,160 --> 00:47:09,720
and you know what i was like oh
my god
1225
00:47:09,720 --> 00:47:12,280
this is not good just then a
chip stops
1226
00:47:12,280 --> 00:47:14,600
by a man jumps out of the jeep
he's
1227
00:47:14,600 --> 00:47:16,840
wearing crocodile skinned shoes
his shot
1228
00:47:16,840 --> 00:47:18,440
is unbuttoned to the navel he's
got
1229
00:47:18,440 --> 00:47:20,600
bigger medallions than a kenyan
marathon
1230
00:47:20,600 --> 00:47:22,200
runner
1231
00:47:22,200 --> 00:47:25,800
and i'm like ah a gentleman
1232
00:47:26,920 --> 00:47:30,040
he jumps out and he and uh he
comes and
1233
00:47:30,040 --> 00:47:32,520
says hey what's going on and
they say oh
1234
00:47:32,520 --> 00:47:33,960
these girls are from france they
don't
1235
00:47:33,960 --> 00:47:36,600
speak english
1236
00:47:38,280 --> 00:47:39,960
i said like the worst case of
chinese
1237
00:47:39,960 --> 00:47:42,600
whispers
1238
00:47:42,600 --> 00:47:43,640
and so he says they're looking
for
1239
00:47:43,640 --> 00:47:44,920
somewhere to stay and you know
what
1240
00:47:44,920 --> 00:47:46,680
these guys makes us an offer
that no
1241
00:47:46,680 --> 00:47:48,200
alone girls in a strange place
could
1242
00:47:48,200 --> 00:47:49,960
ever say no to
1243
00:47:49,960 --> 00:47:51,960
he says if one of you pretty
ladies
1244
00:47:51,960 --> 00:47:54,120
comes into my car
1245
00:47:54,120 --> 00:47:56,200
i'm gonna take you to somewhere
to stay
1246
00:47:56,200 --> 00:47:59,240
and i'm like no no no bad idea
guys bad
1247
00:47:59,240 --> 00:48:02,920
idea lindsay goes i will
1248
00:48:02,920 --> 00:48:05,720
i'm like oh my god no linsey bad
idea
1249
00:48:05,720 --> 00:48:08,120
that is the oldest streak in the
book do
1250
00:48:08,120 --> 00:48:10,280
you know what she gets into his
car
1251
00:48:10,280 --> 00:48:12,040
and before he gets into his car
he says
1252
00:48:12,040 --> 00:48:14,280
well the motel i'm taking you to
there
1253
00:48:14,280 --> 00:48:16,200
is too many of you they will not
allow
1254
00:48:16,200 --> 00:48:18,040
you into the motel so one of you
is
1255
00:48:18,040 --> 00:48:19,720
going to have to get into the
boot and
1256
00:48:19,720 --> 00:48:21,400
they look at me for the most
obvious
1257
00:48:21,400 --> 00:48:23,800
reason
1258
00:48:23,800 --> 00:48:27,440
that i was a smallest
1259
00:48:28,520 --> 00:48:30,600
so now i get into the boot and
in the
1260
00:48:30,600 --> 00:48:32,920
boot there is a shovel
1261
00:48:32,920 --> 00:48:34,440
because people in north america
they
1262
00:48:34,440 --> 00:48:36,440
carry shovels just in case they
snow so
1263
00:48:36,440 --> 00:48:38,760
i'm in the boot now i'm holding
on to my
1264
00:48:38,760 --> 00:48:40,360
shop and i'm thinking i don't
like going
1265
00:48:40,360 --> 00:48:43,800
on holiday with white people
1266
00:48:43,800 --> 00:48:47,000
this is not fun for me
1267
00:48:47,000 --> 00:48:49,400
so lindsay's car takes off our
car
1268
00:48:49,400 --> 00:48:51,480
follows very fast they go faster
we go
1269
00:48:51,480 --> 00:48:52,920
faster they go faster we go
faster they
1270
00:48:52,920 --> 00:48:54,920
go faster we go faster
1271
00:48:54,920 --> 00:48:56,360
and then guess what we get
stopped by
1272
00:48:56,360 --> 00:48:57,880
police
1273
00:48:57,880 --> 00:49:00,600
now everybody has to get out of
the car
1274
00:49:00,600 --> 00:49:02,360
and so all the people all the
white
1275
00:49:02,360 --> 00:49:04,360
people get out of the car the
police
1276
00:49:04,360 --> 00:49:06,120
officer starts inspecting the
car they
1277
00:49:06,120 --> 00:49:08,280
open the boot
1278
00:49:08,280 --> 00:49:11,240
there's a black woman
1279
00:49:11,240 --> 00:49:14,440
in the boot with a shovel
1280
00:49:14,440 --> 00:49:16,840
he looks at me he looks at all
of the
1281
00:49:16,840 --> 00:49:19,320
guilty faces of those white
people and
1282
00:49:19,320 --> 00:49:21,320
he's like um have a good day
folks
1283
00:49:21,320 --> 00:49:24,360
nothing unusual there
1284
00:49:25,880 --> 00:49:28,280
because that's america
1285
00:49:28,280 --> 00:49:31,240
it's incredible
1286
00:49:31,480 --> 00:49:33,400
so but to true to his what the
guy did
1287
00:49:33,400 --> 00:49:35,080
take us to a motel
1288
00:49:35,080 --> 00:49:37,320
he took us to mattel and
everything was
1289
00:49:37,320 --> 00:49:39,720
too exciting for me i flew to
florida
1290
00:49:39,720 --> 00:49:41,080
because i wanted to see a little
bit of
1291
00:49:41,080 --> 00:49:42,760
america i went to see walt if
you've
1292
00:49:42,760 --> 00:49:44,120
ever been to seaworld you've
been to
1293
00:49:44,120 --> 00:49:47,240
seaworld it was so much fun
1294
00:49:47,240 --> 00:49:50,200
it was amazing we were like
splashes
1295
00:49:50,200 --> 00:49:53,320
again splashes again oh my god
real
1296
00:49:53,320 --> 00:49:54,760
tears
1297
00:49:54,760 --> 00:49:56,280
make him do it again make him do
it
1298
00:49:56,280 --> 00:50:00,120
again oh my god he's run out of
tears
1299
00:50:00,120 --> 00:50:02,440
make him cry some more because
humans
1300
00:50:02,440 --> 00:50:05,000
are terrible and they humans are
1301
00:50:05,000 --> 00:50:06,680
terrible do you know i was
listening to
1302
00:50:06,680 --> 00:50:09,800
radio 4. yes i listened to radio
4. i
1303
00:50:09,800 --> 00:50:11,960
was listening to radio 4.
1304
00:50:11,960 --> 00:50:13,560
and they said this is what they
said on
1305
00:50:13,560 --> 00:50:15,320
radio 4 that they discovered
some
1306
00:50:15,320 --> 00:50:17,160
researchers discovered that
whales can
1307
00:50:17,160 --> 00:50:20,280
talk i was like nah whales
cannot talk
1308
00:50:20,280 --> 00:50:22,280
because if a world can talk it's
not
1309
00:50:22,280 --> 00:50:24,600
gonna ask you how are you
1310
00:50:24,600 --> 00:50:26,360
if a whale can talk to a human
being is
1311
00:50:26,360 --> 00:50:27,800
gonna look at you in the face
and say
1312
00:50:27,800 --> 00:50:29,080
what the are you doing to
this
1313
00:50:29,080 --> 00:50:31,880
planet you
1314
00:50:31,880 --> 00:50:32,920
true
1315
00:50:32,920 --> 00:50:35,880
so i had a sort of tour around
of
1316
00:50:35,880 --> 00:50:37,720
orlando and my time in orlando
was
1317
00:50:37,720 --> 00:50:39,000
finished and it was time for
1318
00:50:39,000 --> 00:50:40,840
thanksgiving i caught my flight
from
1319
00:50:40,840 --> 00:50:43,800
orlando to syracuse to find my
friend
1320
00:50:43,800 --> 00:50:46,120
charlene was waiting for me with
her dad
1321
00:50:46,120 --> 00:50:47,560
do you know what she told her
parents
1322
00:50:47,560 --> 00:50:49,720
that her friend an international
student
1323
00:50:49,720 --> 00:50:52,440
was coming to stay for
thanksgiving and
1324
00:50:52,440 --> 00:50:56,360
automatically they think white
european
1325
00:50:56,360 --> 00:50:58,360
so they were so excited because
white
1326
00:50:58,360 --> 00:51:01,000
people in america they love
europeans so
1327
00:51:01,000 --> 00:51:02,520
they were so excited they were
like oh
1328
00:51:02,520 --> 00:51:04,520
my god a white european maybe a
cousin
1329
00:51:04,520 --> 00:51:07,080
of the queen
1330
00:51:07,480 --> 00:51:10,920
maybe someone from downtown
abbey
1331
00:51:10,920 --> 00:51:13,240
maybe some aristocrat they were
so
1332
00:51:13,240 --> 00:51:14,520
excited
1333
00:51:14,520 --> 00:51:15,400
you know
1334
00:51:15,400 --> 00:51:17,320
these guys were just thinking
maybe
1335
00:51:17,320 --> 00:51:19,400
maybe some english rose you know
someone
1336
00:51:19,400 --> 00:51:21,080
the clan would approve of not a
woman
1337
00:51:21,080 --> 00:51:23,560
from a clan
1338
00:51:23,560 --> 00:51:25,480
so they were so excited charlene
came
1339
00:51:25,480 --> 00:51:27,160
with her dad the mom stayed home
to get
1340
00:51:27,160 --> 00:51:28,600
everything ready
1341
00:51:28,600 --> 00:51:30,520
so the dad and charlene were
waiting for
1342
00:51:30,520 --> 00:51:32,600
me i walked through arrivals i
see my
1343
00:51:32,600 --> 00:51:34,920
mate charlene i'm waving at
charlene
1344
00:51:34,920 --> 00:51:37,240
charlene is waving back at me
1345
00:51:37,240 --> 00:51:41,080
the dad is looking at me now so
confused
1346
00:51:41,080 --> 00:51:42,840
like they're walking closer he's
walking
1347
00:51:42,840 --> 00:51:44,760
closer to me he's just staring
at me
1348
00:51:44,760 --> 00:51:47,080
he's looking past me there's no
one
1349
00:51:47,080 --> 00:51:49,640
behind me so i'm still waving
charlene
1350
00:51:49,640 --> 00:51:51,880
and i are just hugging one
another the
1351
00:51:51,880 --> 00:51:53,320
dad now looks as though he's
seen a
1352
00:51:53,320 --> 00:51:55,080
ghost
1353
00:51:55,080 --> 00:51:56,840
he's just staring at me real
close
1354
00:51:56,840 --> 00:51:58,040
trying to see whether there was
a white
1355
00:51:58,040 --> 00:52:00,840
person with a heavy ton
1356
00:52:00,840 --> 00:52:03,000
but my afro and the smell of
cocoa
1357
00:52:03,000 --> 00:52:05,960
butter gave it away
1358
00:52:08,200 --> 00:52:10,200
so he's staring at me like he's
so
1359
00:52:10,200 --> 00:52:11,800
confused he looks as though he's
seen a
1360
00:52:11,800 --> 00:52:14,040
ghost you know sheldon and i
hugging one
1361
00:52:14,040 --> 00:52:16,520
another we are so excited and
you know
1362
00:52:16,520 --> 00:52:19,000
what she says meet my dad you
see i'm
1363
00:52:19,000 --> 00:52:21,320
from africa and in africa we are
taught
1364
00:52:21,320 --> 00:52:23,000
you have to respect your elders
you have
1365
00:52:23,000 --> 00:52:25,800
to call your elders uncle or
auntie so
1366
00:52:25,800 --> 00:52:29,080
i'm hugging uncle billy bob
1367
00:52:29,080 --> 00:52:31,800
uncle billy bob is having none
of it he
1368
00:52:31,800 --> 00:52:33,560
seriously like looks as though
he's just
1369
00:52:33,560 --> 00:52:35,640
been told the worst news ever
he's he's
1370
00:52:35,640 --> 00:52:37,560
so red now he's sweating he's
just
1371
00:52:37,560 --> 00:52:39,400
staring at me he's so confused
by what
1372
00:52:39,400 --> 00:52:41,320
happened charlene and i excited
she's
1373
00:52:41,320 --> 00:52:43,320
like yeah come let's go to the
car we
1374
00:52:43,320 --> 00:52:44,920
hopped to the car we are very
excited
1375
00:52:44,920 --> 00:52:46,600
we're going to be spending time
together
1376
00:52:46,600 --> 00:52:48,840
the dad seriously he's now
walking back
1377
00:52:48,840 --> 00:52:50,840
he looks so confused like he's
looking
1378
00:52:50,840 --> 00:52:53,080
at me he's thinking she's no
aristocrat
1379
00:52:53,080 --> 00:52:54,680
like
1380
00:52:54,680 --> 00:52:56,520
we get into the car he gets into
the car
1381
00:52:56,520 --> 00:52:58,200
he's starting the ignition
starting the
1382
00:52:58,200 --> 00:53:01,240
ignition nothing i'm sat back
left this
1383
00:53:01,240 --> 00:53:05,400
is like a remake of driving miss
daisy
1384
00:53:05,400 --> 00:53:07,800
we drive home this guy like he's
1385
00:53:07,800 --> 00:53:09,640
sweating he's so red he can't
believe
1386
00:53:09,640 --> 00:53:12,120
what's happening you see i don't
know i
1387
00:53:12,120 --> 00:53:14,040
don't know i'm a problem because
when i
1388
00:53:14,040 --> 00:53:16,600
was little my brother and i we
had a tv
1389
00:53:16,600 --> 00:53:18,120
and we used to watch different
strokes
1390
00:53:18,120 --> 00:53:20,440
and in my tv like white people
and black
1391
00:53:20,440 --> 00:53:22,120
people used to get along there
was a
1392
00:53:22,120 --> 00:53:24,120
white man who adopted black
children and
1393
00:53:24,120 --> 00:53:26,360
he loved those children we used
to watch
1394
00:53:26,360 --> 00:53:28,360
oprah and in oprah the white
people
1395
00:53:28,360 --> 00:53:30,600
loved oprah they used to laugh
and clap
1396
00:53:30,600 --> 00:53:32,520
at everything she said you see i
didn't
1397
00:53:32,520 --> 00:53:34,360
know that i was a problem you
see
1398
00:53:34,360 --> 00:53:37,480
because i was the accidental
coconut
1399
00:53:37,480 --> 00:53:39,480
so i am starting this car he's
driving
1400
00:53:39,480 --> 00:53:42,760
us home we arrive home the mom
had spent
1401
00:53:42,760 --> 00:53:47,080
the whole day cooking for me
1402
00:53:47,080 --> 00:53:48,920
isn't it ironic that a racist
white
1403
00:53:48,920 --> 00:53:52,600
woman should spend the whole day
1404
00:53:52,600 --> 00:53:55,480
leaving over a hot stove
1405
00:53:55,480 --> 00:53:59,160
for a black woman from africa
1406
00:53:59,160 --> 00:54:01,000
not even martin luther king
could have
1407
00:54:01,000 --> 00:54:03,960
had that dream
1408
00:54:06,360 --> 00:54:08,680
so i arrived i get out of the
car the
1409
00:54:08,680 --> 00:54:11,080
mom jumps out of the house and
then she
1410
00:54:11,080 --> 00:54:12,680
stops to look at me
1411
00:54:12,680 --> 00:54:14,360
she's now so confused she's
looking at
1412
00:54:14,360 --> 00:54:15,720
me she's looking at her husband
she's
1413
00:54:15,720 --> 00:54:18,920
like what happened she's no
aristocrat
1414
00:54:18,920 --> 00:54:20,360
and the husband is like i don't
know
1415
00:54:20,360 --> 00:54:22,520
what happened here
1416
00:54:22,520 --> 00:54:24,440
but you see i don't know all of
this so
1417
00:54:24,440 --> 00:54:26,680
charlene says come get into the
house we
1418
00:54:26,680 --> 00:54:28,760
get into the house i'm like wow
charlene
1419
00:54:28,760 --> 00:54:30,520
i love your house it's so nice i
could
1420
00:54:30,520 --> 00:54:31,960
live here
1421
00:54:31,960 --> 00:54:34,920
the mom faints
1422
00:54:37,240 --> 00:54:38,920
i'm like oh my gosh charlene i
love your
1423
00:54:38,920 --> 00:54:41,000
house you guys like flags eh
1424
00:54:41,000 --> 00:54:43,240
like i recognize the american
flag
1425
00:54:43,240 --> 00:54:45,320
what's the other one
1426
00:54:45,320 --> 00:54:47,960
and the dad goes independence
1427
00:54:47,960 --> 00:54:50,120
i was like oh my god you are
colonized
1428
00:54:50,120 --> 00:54:52,280
too
1429
00:54:52,920 --> 00:54:54,680
now i know
1430
00:54:54,680 --> 00:54:56,760
now i know
1431
00:54:56,760 --> 00:54:59,800
now i know that in 1776 white
colonizers
1432
00:54:59,800 --> 00:55:01,640
were fed up of being told what
to do at
1433
00:55:01,640 --> 00:55:03,640
the time i didn't know you see i
didn't
1434
00:55:03,640 --> 00:55:05,560
know i was a problem so i'm
thinking her
1435
00:55:05,560 --> 00:55:07,320
parents are being a little bit
strange
1436
00:55:07,320 --> 00:55:08,760
but charlene says come let's go
to my
1437
00:55:08,760 --> 00:55:10,840
room we go to her room we put on
our
1438
00:55:10,840 --> 00:55:13,880
makeup we get ready to go out we
go out
1439
00:55:13,880 --> 00:55:15,560
and she says tomorrow is
thanksgiving
1440
00:55:15,560 --> 00:55:17,480
we're gonna go to grandma's i'm
like
1441
00:55:17,480 --> 00:55:18,600
yeah
1442
00:55:18,600 --> 00:55:21,240
i love grandmas
1443
00:55:21,240 --> 00:55:22,920
because when i was growing up in
africa
1444
00:55:22,920 --> 00:55:24,840
growing up on a farm you know
the life
1445
00:55:24,840 --> 00:55:27,480
expectancy at the time was 57
1446
00:55:27,480 --> 00:55:29,800
so we never really saw old
people and we
1447
00:55:29,800 --> 00:55:32,120
love old people we said that old
age
1448
00:55:32,120 --> 00:55:33,880
brings you wisdom you guys are
like nah
1449
00:55:33,880 --> 00:55:37,080
it brings you inheritance
1450
00:55:37,560 --> 00:55:39,720
i was excited to be going to
grandma's
1451
00:55:39,720 --> 00:55:42,360
house you see because i love
grandma's
1452
00:55:42,360 --> 00:55:43,720
you see so we get up the
following
1453
00:55:43,720 --> 00:55:45,000
morning their parents have
already gone
1454
00:55:45,000 --> 00:55:46,280
to grandma's
1455
00:55:46,280 --> 00:55:48,360
so she and i we get up and she
says oh
1456
00:55:48,360 --> 00:55:49,960
never mind we're gonna go into
the van
1457
00:55:49,960 --> 00:55:51,960
so we get into havan we drive to
1458
00:55:51,960 --> 00:55:54,120
grandma's house we arrived at
grandma's
1459
00:55:54,120 --> 00:55:56,600
house everybody was there all of
her
1460
00:55:56,600 --> 00:55:59,400
relatives her cousins her uncles
they
1461
00:55:59,400 --> 00:56:00,760
looked as though they've been
torturing
1462
00:56:00,760 --> 00:56:03,080
an animal they were all sat
around the
1463
00:56:03,080 --> 00:56:05,800
table seriously no word of a lie
i
1464
00:56:05,800 --> 00:56:08,520
walked in it was a bit like in a
western
1465
00:56:08,520 --> 00:56:10,280
you know in a western when the
bad guy
1466
00:56:10,280 --> 00:56:13,480
walks in and everybody goes
1467
00:56:17,240 --> 00:56:19,480
seriously everybody was just
like
1468
00:56:19,480 --> 00:56:21,080
staring at me
1469
00:56:21,080 --> 00:56:23,000
and i was like oh my god these
guys this
1470
00:56:23,000 --> 00:56:24,680
is a bit strange but i don't get
it you
1471
00:56:24,680 --> 00:56:27,080
see because when i was a child i
used to
1472
00:56:27,080 --> 00:56:29,560
watch all my tv programs white
people
1473
00:56:29,560 --> 00:56:31,560
and black people used to get on
i don't
1474
00:56:31,560 --> 00:56:33,640
know that i'm a problem now i'm
stuck
1475
00:56:33,640 --> 00:56:36,360
here everybody is staring at me
and you
1476
00:56:36,360 --> 00:56:37,240
know what
1477
00:56:37,240 --> 00:56:38,440
grandma
1478
00:56:38,440 --> 00:56:40,200
grandma was just there
1479
00:56:40,200 --> 00:56:41,640
like she just couldn't believe
it she
1480
00:56:41,640 --> 00:56:43,560
was staring at me and then i
realized
1481
00:56:43,560 --> 00:56:45,240
that nobody told grandma that i
was
1482
00:56:45,240 --> 00:56:46,600
coming because she would have
been
1483
00:56:46,600 --> 00:56:48,960
waiting for me with a
1484
00:56:48,960 --> 00:56:51,720
shotgun and then i realized now
that
1485
00:56:51,720 --> 00:56:53,640
grandma would have been born or
had
1486
00:56:53,640 --> 00:56:56,600
lived an era when it was normal
and okay
1487
00:56:56,600 --> 00:56:58,520
to catch a black person
1488
00:56:58,520 --> 00:57:00,600
and torture them break each and
every
1489
00:57:00,600 --> 00:57:03,640
bone in their body and burn them
bit by
1490
00:57:03,640 --> 00:57:06,520
bit bit by bit and then hung
them on the
1491
00:57:06,520 --> 00:57:09,160
tree with all the villagers
yelling burn
1492
00:57:09,160 --> 00:57:13,160
him burn him burn him and they
burn him
1493
00:57:13,160 --> 00:57:14,680
and you know what else they
would do
1494
00:57:14,680 --> 00:57:16,040
they would take pictures with
the
1495
00:57:16,040 --> 00:57:18,280
burning cops they would send
them us
1496
00:57:18,280 --> 00:57:20,520
postcards to one another that
was like a
1497
00:57:20,520 --> 00:57:24,200
very macabre instagram right
1498
00:57:24,200 --> 00:57:25,480
do you know what i don't know
all of
1499
00:57:25,480 --> 00:57:27,960
this at the time you see i don't
know
1500
00:57:27,960 --> 00:57:29,960
and you know what i'm stood
right in the
1501
00:57:29,960 --> 00:57:31,320
middle of it
1502
00:57:31,320 --> 00:57:33,400
i've stood there grandma
recovers
1503
00:57:33,400 --> 00:57:35,960
quicker and she say to charlene
1504
00:57:35,960 --> 00:57:38,120
come over here charlene and
charlene
1505
00:57:38,120 --> 00:57:39,800
does something that surprises me
to this
1506
00:57:39,800 --> 00:57:40,600
day
1507
00:57:40,600 --> 00:57:43,240
charlene walks away from me and
she
1508
00:57:43,240 --> 00:57:45,160
joins her family and left me
standing
1509
00:57:45,160 --> 00:57:48,120
there looking back now i know
1510
00:57:48,120 --> 00:57:49,960
charlene has grown up watching
the
1511
00:57:49,960 --> 00:57:52,200
humiliation of black people
because in
1512
00:57:52,200 --> 00:57:54,440
white people countries it is
okay to put
1513
00:57:54,440 --> 00:57:56,920
people under labels and when you
put a
1514
00:57:56,920 --> 00:57:59,480
label on on people it's just so
easy to
1515
00:57:59,480 --> 00:58:01,880
dehumanize them when you call
them black
1516
00:58:01,880 --> 00:58:04,280
people you can mistreat them you
can do
1517
00:58:04,280 --> 00:58:06,040
anything you want to them you
can deny
1518
00:58:06,040 --> 00:58:08,040
them opportunities and that's
okay
1519
00:58:08,040 --> 00:58:10,200
because they're black people we
are told
1520
00:58:10,200 --> 00:58:12,440
that black people are inherently
violent
1521
00:58:12,440 --> 00:58:15,160
we never colonized anyone
1522
00:58:15,160 --> 00:58:17,000
we told the black people
inherently
1523
00:58:17,000 --> 00:58:19,400
violent we never enslaved anyone
but
1524
00:58:19,400 --> 00:58:22,120
this is just propaganda because
we are
1525
00:58:22,120 --> 00:58:24,760
taught to trust the white man
1526
00:58:24,760 --> 00:58:27,000
that's all we taught trust the
white man
1527
00:58:27,000 --> 00:58:29,000
right now if you see a black boy
outside
1528
00:58:29,000 --> 00:58:31,400
in the street wearing a hoodie
you are
1529
00:58:31,400 --> 00:58:33,320
going to cross the road because
you're
1530
00:58:33,320 --> 00:58:34,760
taught to be frightened of him
he'll
1531
00:58:34,760 --> 00:58:37,720
probably stab you
1532
00:58:41,000 --> 00:58:43,400
but the propaganda is working
you're so
1533
00:58:43,400 --> 00:58:45,240
frightened of young black men
but you
1534
00:58:45,240 --> 00:58:47,400
know what you were taught not to
fear
1535
00:58:47,400 --> 00:58:49,640
white men you will see a white
man in
1536
00:58:49,640 --> 00:58:52,360
his designer suit walking he
will open
1537
00:58:52,360 --> 00:58:54,600
door for you he'll say his thank
yous
1538
00:58:54,600 --> 00:58:56,920
and stories and everything on
his way to
1539
00:58:56,920 --> 00:59:00,280
press the nuclear button
1540
00:59:00,280 --> 00:59:02,200
because you know what all the
major
1541
00:59:02,200 --> 00:59:03,640
battles of the world have been
started
1542
00:59:03,640 --> 00:59:04,920
by white men
1543
00:59:04,920 --> 00:59:06,360
the only battles black men are
1544
00:59:06,360 --> 00:59:09,560
responsible for are the rabbatos
1545
00:59:09,560 --> 00:59:11,080
that's right
1546
00:59:11,080 --> 00:59:12,520
and this is the thing i see
white people
1547
00:59:12,520 --> 00:59:14,840
asking what's a rap battle
1548
00:59:14,840 --> 00:59:16,840
that is the whitest thing ever
1549
00:59:16,840 --> 00:59:19,000
what is a wrap but talk to me
afterwards
1550
00:59:19,000 --> 00:59:20,920
i'll tell you what it is and
this is the
1551
00:59:20,920 --> 00:59:22,680
thing though like when you put a
label
1552
00:59:22,680 --> 00:59:25,080
on people it is easy to
dehumanize them
1553
00:59:25,080 --> 00:59:27,080
like if i was to tell you now
there was
1554
00:59:27,080 --> 00:59:28,040
a woman
1555
00:59:28,040 --> 00:59:29,640
there was a woman who was
breastfeeding
1556
00:59:29,640 --> 00:59:31,400
her little baby and not that
lady that
1557
00:59:31,400 --> 00:59:34,040
lady's fine
1558
00:59:34,280 --> 00:59:35,880
she's fine
1559
00:59:35,880 --> 00:59:37,640
there was a woman who was
breastfeeding
1560
00:59:37,640 --> 00:59:39,480
her baby somebody came and
ripped her
1561
00:59:39,480 --> 00:59:41,880
baby away they separated the two
of them
1562
00:59:41,880 --> 00:59:43,720
the baby is now so distressed
he's
1563
00:59:43,720 --> 00:59:45,880
calling for his mother the
mother is so
1564
00:59:45,880 --> 00:59:48,600
distressed they want to to be
together
1565
00:59:48,600 --> 00:59:49,720
again
1566
00:59:49,720 --> 00:59:51,880
if i told you that you would
feel so bad
1567
00:59:51,880 --> 00:59:53,320
and you would do anything to
bring them
1568
00:59:53,320 --> 00:59:54,920
back together and that is
happening
1569
00:59:54,920 --> 00:59:57,560
every single day not just in
america all
1570
00:59:57,560 --> 00:59:59,880
over europe and you know what
it's okay
1571
00:59:59,880 --> 01:00:02,280
because they're immigrants
1572
01:00:02,280 --> 01:00:04,280
we are better than that and we
can rise
1573
01:00:04,280 --> 01:00:06,120
above it guys because we are all
the
1574
01:00:06,120 --> 01:00:08,520
same fundamentally i push a baby
out the
1575
01:00:08,520 --> 01:00:10,760
same way you push a baby out
1576
01:00:10,760 --> 01:00:12,760
it's incredible charlene has
grown up
1577
01:00:12,760 --> 01:00:14,840
seeing people dehumanize based
on the
1578
01:00:14,840 --> 01:00:16,840
color of their skin she did
something
1579
01:00:16,840 --> 01:00:18,440
that she completely shocked me
and to
1580
01:00:18,440 --> 01:00:19,640
this day i'd never been able to
1581
01:00:19,640 --> 01:00:22,360
understand she walked over to
her family
1582
01:00:22,360 --> 01:00:24,520
and she joined her family and in
the
1583
01:00:24,520 --> 01:00:27,080
true spirit of thanksgiving
underneath a
1584
01:00:27,080 --> 01:00:29,400
confederate flag this all-white
american
1585
01:00:29,400 --> 01:00:31,560
family had their thanksgiving
meal
1586
01:00:31,560 --> 01:00:36,120
watched over by a black native
1587
01:00:36,120 --> 01:00:37,720
they ate their dinner i just
took their
1588
01:00:37,720 --> 01:00:39,000
water
1589
01:00:39,000 --> 01:00:40,360
and you know what
1590
01:00:40,360 --> 01:00:42,440
the next thing that happened was
i'm not
1591
01:00:42,440 --> 01:00:44,120
proud of it
1592
01:00:44,120 --> 01:00:47,080
i'm not proud of it as i stood
there
1593
01:00:47,080 --> 01:00:48,440
like so confused i didn't know
what to
1594
01:00:48,440 --> 01:00:50,360
say what to do i had a
tourette's moment
1595
01:00:50,360 --> 01:00:52,520
and i just said it i'm not proud
of it i
1596
01:00:52,520 --> 01:00:54,200
just stood there watching this
family
1597
01:00:54,200 --> 01:00:55,960
eat their dinner and i just said
i bring
1598
01:00:55,960 --> 01:00:59,840
you greetings from my people
1599
01:01:02,280 --> 01:01:04,760
like what the was that
1600
01:01:04,760 --> 01:01:09,640
my horse baked like a 19th
century chief
1601
01:01:10,040 --> 01:01:11,960
like even the dog turned away
and he was
1602
01:01:11,960 --> 01:01:14,960
brown
1603
01:01:17,320 --> 01:01:19,560
so hours later charlene came to
me and
1604
01:01:19,560 --> 01:01:21,960
she said come let's go home we
got into
1605
01:01:21,960 --> 01:01:22,920
havan
1606
01:01:22,920 --> 01:01:25,320
and we went home and we never
spoke
1607
01:01:25,320 --> 01:01:26,600
about that day because it was
too
1608
01:01:26,600 --> 01:01:28,440
confusing there was no way we
could
1609
01:01:28,440 --> 01:01:31,080
contextualize what happened and
we went
1610
01:01:31,080 --> 01:01:33,800
home dad came home and he made
me a hot
1611
01:01:33,800 --> 01:01:36,040
dog you see when i was little my
father
1612
01:01:36,040 --> 01:01:38,680
used to buy a sausages for a
treat so i
1613
01:01:38,680 --> 01:01:41,000
naturally thought this was the
american
1614
01:01:41,000 --> 01:01:42,920
version of olive branch
1615
01:01:42,920 --> 01:01:44,920
so i took the hot dog and i ate
it so
1616
01:01:44,920 --> 01:01:46,760
quickly i was starving
1617
01:01:46,760 --> 01:01:48,840
so delicious
1618
01:01:48,840 --> 01:01:50,680
and for the first time
1619
01:01:50,680 --> 01:01:52,040
he saw me
1620
01:01:52,040 --> 01:01:53,960
and during lunch when i was
looking at
1621
01:01:53,960 --> 01:01:55,400
all of them eating i thought i
caught
1622
01:01:55,400 --> 01:01:56,600
his eye
1623
01:01:56,600 --> 01:01:57,960
and i thought i could see
something in
1624
01:01:57,960 --> 01:01:59,240
his eyes it's something that i
thought
1625
01:01:59,240 --> 01:02:01,800
to be shame but he was so quick
and now
1626
01:02:01,800 --> 01:02:03,240
he came to me he said tell me
about
1627
01:02:03,240 --> 01:02:06,520
africa and i said africa is
amazing i
1628
01:02:06,520 --> 01:02:08,760
would like charlene to come and
visit me
1629
01:02:08,760 --> 01:02:10,200
he twitched
1630
01:02:10,200 --> 01:02:12,280
and
1631
01:02:12,280 --> 01:02:14,120
and the following day
1632
01:02:14,120 --> 01:02:16,840
he dropped us off to university
1633
01:02:16,840 --> 01:02:19,320
and we get out of the car on us
we are
1634
01:02:19,320 --> 01:02:21,320
just about to walk off he says
girls
1635
01:02:21,320 --> 01:02:23,160
girls come back let me tell you
a joke
1636
01:02:23,160 --> 01:02:24,920
we come back and he tells us a
joke this
1637
01:02:24,920 --> 01:02:26,920
is the joke that he told us he
said a
1638
01:02:26,920 --> 01:02:28,760
couple in their 60s go to their
doctor
1639
01:02:28,760 --> 01:02:31,000
and say doctor we want to have a
baby
1640
01:02:31,000 --> 01:02:32,600
the doctor gives them a funny
look and
1641
01:02:32,600 --> 01:02:34,760
says here take a job bring me
back a
1642
01:02:34,760 --> 01:02:35,800
sample
1643
01:02:35,800 --> 01:02:37,160
they come back the following
week the
1644
01:02:37,160 --> 01:02:38,520
jail is empty
1645
01:02:38,520 --> 01:02:40,840
doctor goes ha just as i thought
what
1646
01:02:40,840 --> 01:02:41,880
happened
1647
01:02:41,880 --> 01:02:43,800
the man says i tried it with my
right
1648
01:02:43,800 --> 01:02:46,520
hand i tried it with my left
hand
1649
01:02:46,520 --> 01:02:48,840
my wife tried it with her right
hand she
1650
01:02:48,840 --> 01:02:51,160
tried it with her left hand my
wife
1651
01:02:51,160 --> 01:02:53,400
tried it with her teeth she
tried it
1652
01:02:53,400 --> 01:02:56,040
without her teeth we just
couldn't get
1653
01:02:56,040 --> 01:02:59,160
the jar opened
1654
01:03:04,040 --> 01:03:06,600
i love that joke
1655
01:03:06,600 --> 01:03:09,560
i love that joke that became my
favorite
1656
01:03:09,560 --> 01:03:11,880
joke you see guys i absolutely
love that
1657
01:03:11,880 --> 01:03:14,040
joke it became my joke i used to
tell it
1658
01:03:14,040 --> 01:03:16,040
everywhere i went like every
time i went
1659
01:03:16,040 --> 01:03:17,480
to a party i said to people do
you want
1660
01:03:17,480 --> 01:03:18,920
to hear a joke everywhere do you
want to
1661
01:03:18,920 --> 01:03:20,760
hear do you want to hear a joke
and you
1662
01:03:20,760 --> 01:03:22,680
know what it is from something
that was
1663
01:03:22,680 --> 01:03:24,200
so horrific something that was
so
1664
01:03:24,200 --> 01:03:26,600
uncomfortable for me that bore
whatever
1665
01:03:26,600 --> 01:03:29,480
i became today because you never
know
1666
01:03:29,480 --> 01:03:31,240
where the end result of
something like
1667
01:03:31,240 --> 01:03:32,600
that is gonna be
1668
01:03:32,600 --> 01:03:34,280
and if you're wondering what
became of
1669
01:03:34,280 --> 01:03:37,240
my brother he's now a
millionaire
1670
01:03:37,240 --> 01:03:39,480
and i'm still hoping to benefit
from his
1671
01:03:39,480 --> 01:03:41,960
pension
1672
01:03:43,560 --> 01:03:48,000
thank you very much thank you
1673
01:03:54,280 --> 01:03:57,280
oh
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