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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:51,118 --> 00:00:53,110 Wake up, please, sir. 2 00:00:54,454 --> 00:00:55,786 It's Calendar Day. 3 00:00:56,857 --> 00:00:58,689 Lucy... 4 00:00:59,793 --> 00:01:01,853 forget about Calendar Day. 5 00:01:04,631 --> 00:01:06,361 Wrong answer, Dick. 6 00:01:38,332 --> 00:01:40,892 - What're you doing? - It's Calendar Day. 7 00:01:41,068 --> 00:01:43,333 - Wake up. - What time is it? 8 00:01:43,503 --> 00:01:45,233 She's gone already. 9 00:01:46,573 --> 00:01:48,064 One more wasted day. 10 00:01:48,241 --> 00:01:49,675 Not true, devil girl! 11 00:01:52,245 --> 00:01:53,873 Come on, baby, be there. 12 00:01:54,247 --> 00:01:56,239 Come on, where are you? 13 00:01:56,416 --> 00:02:00,251 She's probably got some man's face in an unspeakable place now. 14 00:02:00,420 --> 00:02:01,752 Lucy, come on! 15 00:02:01,922 --> 00:02:06,018 Come on! Hello. My girlfriendJane. 16 00:02:08,095 --> 00:02:09,188 So who...? 17 00:02:09,429 --> 00:02:10,522 What's... 18 00:02:10,764 --> 00:02:13,097 that right there? 19 00:02:13,266 --> 00:02:14,859 What's going on? 20 00:02:15,035 --> 00:02:16,094 That's nothing. 21 00:02:16,436 --> 00:02:17,870 That's just her brother. 22 00:02:18,438 --> 00:02:20,373 That's her gay brother. 23 00:02:21,608 --> 00:02:24,271 What's her gay brother doing to her? 24 00:02:27,047 --> 00:02:28,709 Oh, my God. Why? 25 00:02:30,951 --> 00:02:35,389 That should be illegal. You can't have naked men wandering around. Disgusting. 26 00:02:35,956 --> 00:02:40,121 Joe, don't you think this painting you've done ofJane in the kitchen... 27 00:02:40,293 --> 00:02:43,229 is a tad incomplete? That there might... 28 00:02:44,231 --> 00:02:46,632 I can't hear any assholes talking! 29 00:03:00,080 --> 00:03:03,312 Okay, Dick, rise and shine, and leave. 30 00:03:03,483 --> 00:03:06,248 Come on, Lucy. It's Saturday. Let's snuggle. 31 00:03:06,319 --> 00:03:07,309 Come on. 32 00:03:08,088 --> 00:03:10,421 Here's five dollars, all right? 33 00:03:14,561 --> 00:03:18,430 Go buy yourself a nice breakfast. 34 00:03:24,171 --> 00:03:28,108 My friend! Man, I love you! I love you! 35 00:03:28,275 --> 00:03:30,506 - Get the hell off me! - I'll be right back. 36 00:03:35,849 --> 00:03:38,444 Dick, Richie, Rich, Ricardo. 37 00:03:38,952 --> 00:03:40,853 Joe, have you seen my shoe? 38 00:03:41,021 --> 00:03:42,683 Have I seen your shoe? No. 39 00:03:42,756 --> 00:03:44,554 Come on, Lucy, let's do this. 40 00:03:44,624 --> 00:03:46,286 You all dressed? 41 00:03:46,526 --> 00:03:47,892 My shoe... 42 00:03:47,961 --> 00:03:49,520 You can get it next time. 43 00:03:49,696 --> 00:03:52,791 You are too brutal, Lucy. Give the guy a break. 44 00:03:58,872 --> 00:04:01,467 Bye, I had a nice time. I'll call you. 45 00:04:01,708 --> 00:04:04,644 - You're doing it again. - What? 46 00:04:04,811 --> 00:04:07,542 Mushing my head out the door. Could you not... 47 00:04:07,881 --> 00:04:11,477 - do that? - I wasn't mushing. You were leaving. 48 00:04:11,718 --> 00:04:13,710 I can't take this anymore. 49 00:04:14,654 --> 00:04:17,146 Lucy, I want you to decide. 50 00:04:17,657 --> 00:04:21,059 After two-and-a-half years of sleeping with you... 51 00:04:23,063 --> 00:04:25,225 going to dinner... 52 00:04:27,567 --> 00:04:29,559 not seeing anyone else... 53 00:04:29,903 --> 00:04:31,565 meeting families... 54 00:04:31,738 --> 00:04:34,902 I think I may have given you a ring at one point. 55 00:04:35,075 --> 00:04:36,737 Okay, am I? 56 00:04:41,081 --> 00:04:44,245 Are we boyfriend and girlfriend, or no? 57 00:04:44,584 --> 00:04:45,916 That's it. 58 00:04:49,022 --> 00:04:50,422 Let me see. 59 00:04:51,424 --> 00:04:54,189 Lucy, not the hug test again. 60 00:04:56,062 --> 00:04:57,223 No, Dick. 61 00:04:57,931 --> 00:04:58,921 What? 62 00:05:06,373 --> 00:05:08,205 Oh, right. 63 00:05:09,376 --> 00:05:10,537 Bye, Lucy. 64 00:05:13,046 --> 00:05:14,378 Good-bye, Dick. 65 00:05:16,483 --> 00:05:17,815 Missed a spot. 66 00:05:17,884 --> 00:05:19,785 What is up with that guy? 67 00:05:20,787 --> 00:05:22,380 You know, Dick is Dick. 68 00:05:22,789 --> 00:05:24,121 We're friends. 69 00:05:24,291 --> 00:05:26,783 Listen... Did you guys used to? 70 00:05:27,794 --> 00:05:28,955 We used to. 71 00:05:29,129 --> 00:05:30,119 Did you... 72 00:05:30,797 --> 00:05:33,232 Did you go down on him or... 73 00:05:33,733 --> 00:05:34,792 Sometimes. 74 00:05:34,968 --> 00:05:36,061 Really. 75 00:05:36,236 --> 00:05:39,229 I was wondering, do guys like that better than... 76 00:05:39,306 --> 00:05:40,296 Definitely. 77 00:05:40,473 --> 00:05:42,465 - Really? - Absolutely. 78 00:05:42,642 --> 00:05:45,407 - You'd take that over that. - Any day of the week. 79 00:05:48,081 --> 00:05:49,140 Listen... 80 00:05:51,318 --> 00:05:52,911 does he have a... 81 00:05:53,420 --> 00:05:54,581 a big... 82 00:05:54,754 --> 00:05:55,813 It's average. 83 00:05:56,089 --> 00:05:57,580 Bigger than me? 84 00:05:57,757 --> 00:05:59,248 I've never... 85 00:05:59,426 --> 00:06:00,826 You have. After I shower. 86 00:06:00,994 --> 00:06:03,486 Yeah, but never in its full... 87 00:06:03,997 --> 00:06:06,592 - Ten. - Five. 88 00:06:08,501 --> 00:06:09,662 I said "ten." 89 00:06:09,736 --> 00:06:11,932 Five. Guys always double it. 90 00:06:12,339 --> 00:06:13,500 Really? 91 00:06:16,776 --> 00:06:18,267 So if... 92 00:06:18,778 --> 00:06:20,440 I had said... 93 00:06:20,947 --> 00:06:22,677 - six? - Three. 94 00:06:23,016 --> 00:06:24,348 Really. 95 00:06:24,851 --> 00:06:26,285 - Three. - Jesus. 96 00:06:26,620 --> 00:06:28,282 I know... 97 00:06:29,456 --> 00:06:31,357 a lot of guys who say six. 98 00:06:31,858 --> 00:06:33,019 Three. 99 00:06:42,469 --> 00:06:45,303 Remember that death pact we made in college? 100 00:06:45,705 --> 00:06:47,139 Excuse me? 101 00:06:47,807 --> 00:06:50,971 The death pact that we made in college? 102 00:06:52,212 --> 00:06:53,202 No. 103 00:06:53,480 --> 00:06:57,383 Billy Gash had just dumped me and the girl you were so mad for... 104 00:06:57,450 --> 00:06:58,850 wouldn't even talk to you. 105 00:06:59,486 --> 00:07:01,318 Her name was Betsy or... 106 00:07:02,489 --> 00:07:03,650 Belinda! 107 00:07:04,157 --> 00:07:05,648 Belinda Slaughter. 108 00:07:05,825 --> 00:07:07,919 I was in love. She wouldn't look at me. 109 00:07:07,994 --> 00:07:09,826 - I know. - I was devastated. 110 00:07:10,397 --> 00:07:11,490 I know. 111 00:07:15,568 --> 00:07:18,504 All right, what did we say? 112 00:07:19,172 --> 00:07:22,165 That if we didn't have wonderful, intimate relationships... 113 00:07:22,342 --> 00:07:26,541 with serious familial possibilities by the time you turned 30... 114 00:07:26,613 --> 00:07:28,104 we'd kill ourselves. 115 00:07:33,920 --> 00:07:38,085 I'm happy to be an adult and not have to suffer painful nights like that. 116 00:07:38,358 --> 00:07:40,259 That was pretty bad. 117 00:07:40,760 --> 00:07:42,422 Can you believe a death pact? 118 00:07:43,029 --> 00:07:44,088 I know. 119 00:07:51,371 --> 00:07:53,363 How old are you now anyway? 120 00:07:53,707 --> 00:07:56,609 Like... 26, 27? 121 00:07:56,876 --> 00:07:58,367 No, 29. 122 00:07:58,545 --> 00:08:00,776 When's your birthday? 123 00:08:00,947 --> 00:08:02,540 November 20th? 124 00:08:02,615 --> 00:08:06,052 March first. We have one month to go. 125 00:08:06,553 --> 00:08:07,714 What? 126 00:08:08,054 --> 00:08:11,718 We are disgruntled people, dissatisfied with our present lives. 127 00:08:11,891 --> 00:08:15,623 We should kill ourselves to get ourselves going. 128 00:08:16,796 --> 00:08:19,459 I'm going. I don't need to die. 129 00:08:19,632 --> 00:08:24,070 No, you're not going, Joe. And neither am I. The world is a scary place. 130 00:08:24,237 --> 00:08:28,072 And you're the scariest thing in it so I must go away from you now. 131 00:08:28,141 --> 00:08:30,576 Listen. We can't waste any more time. 132 00:08:30,643 --> 00:08:32,976 You must meet someone by age 30... 133 00:08:33,146 --> 00:08:36,810 so you're together a few years and you know you have staying power... 134 00:08:36,983 --> 00:08:38,975 so you don't mess up children with divorce. 135 00:08:39,052 --> 00:08:42,250 That makes you 33 when you have your first kid. 136 00:08:42,322 --> 00:08:45,486 Then you don't hit menopause until that child is at college. 137 00:08:45,658 --> 00:08:48,150 Any other plan is a disaster. That's why we had a pact. 138 00:08:49,229 --> 00:08:51,824 - Come on! - We're coming! 139 00:08:51,998 --> 00:08:53,660 You stay there, kids. 140 00:08:53,833 --> 00:08:54,994 Now... 141 00:08:55,435 --> 00:08:58,166 we both believe in God and reincarnation. 142 00:08:58,338 --> 00:09:01,502 Of course. So why bother playing out a sad life? 143 00:09:01,674 --> 00:09:05,668 Divorce, unhappy children, unrealized ambitions. 144 00:09:05,845 --> 00:09:09,111 If we don't hit it in 28 days, we just end it. 145 00:09:09,282 --> 00:09:14,118 Let God start fresh with us. It's selfish of us to think any other way. 146 00:09:14,287 --> 00:09:15,687 Come on, Lucy! 147 00:09:15,855 --> 00:09:16,845 Think. 148 00:09:18,958 --> 00:09:22,019 Don't listen to her anymore. She's no longer stable. 149 00:09:22,195 --> 00:09:24,460 - Shut up, Joe! - Be quiet. 150 00:09:24,631 --> 00:09:26,793 Thank you. Okay, who's first? 151 00:09:29,536 --> 00:09:31,630 I think... Eddy. 152 00:09:31,871 --> 00:09:34,966 I like this guy Billy, but I'm too afraid to talk to him. 153 00:09:35,375 --> 00:09:39,369 Send him a note and tell him exactly how you feel. Twenty cents, please. 154 00:09:40,980 --> 00:09:42,539 Okay, I'll take it in a second. 155 00:09:42,715 --> 00:09:44,809 Let's see. Who might be next? 156 00:09:45,318 --> 00:09:46,479 Sam, please. 157 00:09:47,053 --> 00:09:51,149 I left a tooth under my pillow and the tooth fairy only left a quarter. 158 00:09:52,158 --> 00:09:55,560 You go to your mother, and you say, "Mommy... 159 00:09:55,728 --> 00:09:59,893 if this is all the tooth fairy can afford, she needs it more than I do." 160 00:09:59,966 --> 00:10:01,662 Fifteen cents, please. 161 00:10:01,734 --> 00:10:03,896 I can't believe you take their money. 162 00:10:04,070 --> 00:10:07,905 They like giving it to me. It makes them feel like adults. 163 00:10:08,675 --> 00:10:10,735 All right, kids, class time! 164 00:10:14,414 --> 00:10:15,848 You have therapy now? 165 00:10:16,516 --> 00:10:17,677 Thank God. 166 00:10:18,585 --> 00:10:21,578 Come on, you little creeps! Get in there! Get in... 167 00:10:21,754 --> 00:10:23,245 you nutty kids! 168 00:10:39,772 --> 00:10:41,536 I have nothing to say. 169 00:10:43,376 --> 00:10:46,369 Don't you think that this whole process... 170 00:10:46,546 --> 00:10:49,209 is about getting to your feelings of ambivalence? 171 00:10:49,382 --> 00:10:52,216 What I say isn't important. It's what you say. 172 00:10:52,952 --> 00:10:57,720 I'm sure that's what you think, but I have nothing to say... 173 00:10:58,725 --> 00:11:00,887 and I think we're out of time. 174 00:11:11,804 --> 00:11:13,397 All right... 175 00:11:14,307 --> 00:11:16,742 I might have something to say. 176 00:11:17,410 --> 00:11:19,811 Maybe you can say it next week. 177 00:11:20,580 --> 00:11:21,912 Maybe. 178 00:11:23,750 --> 00:11:24,911 Thanks, Lucy. 179 00:11:25,084 --> 00:11:27,315 - You're welcome. - You've been a big help. 180 00:11:27,487 --> 00:11:29,422 Picasso? 181 00:11:33,493 --> 00:11:37,487 People with heads like balloons and eyes in the middle of their faces? 182 00:11:37,664 --> 00:11:40,099 Sweet. Very nice. 183 00:11:40,600 --> 00:11:43,832 A tough one for our expert over there. Gauguin. Emily. 184 00:11:44,003 --> 00:11:48,338 That gross guy who sent his ear to his brother and then killed himself. 185 00:11:48,508 --> 00:11:50,943 No, that was Van Gogh, Gauguin's friend. 186 00:11:52,111 --> 00:11:55,013 Pair up, you little munchkins, and start painting. 187 00:11:55,081 --> 00:11:56,606 Come with me. 188 00:11:57,183 --> 00:12:00,347 I called again. I can't believe I called again... 189 00:12:00,520 --> 00:12:05,288 making my lover my authoritarian parental scapegoat thus digressing... 190 00:12:05,458 --> 00:12:07,120 in my analysis. 191 00:12:07,293 --> 00:12:12,129 This clear, sort of Edwardian mystical martyrdom that I... 192 00:12:17,370 --> 00:12:18,963 Did you just yawn? 193 00:12:20,139 --> 00:12:22,199 Am I boring you? 194 00:12:22,375 --> 00:12:25,539 I'm so sorry my problems bore you, Lucy. 195 00:12:26,145 --> 00:12:30,139 Yes, you do bore me, Ted. This story bores me. 196 00:12:30,216 --> 00:12:32,708 Every week for an hour it's the same thing: 197 00:12:32,885 --> 00:12:37,687 "I didn't want to call. He made me feel like shit, but I called." 198 00:12:37,757 --> 00:12:38,918 It bores me. 199 00:12:40,660 --> 00:12:42,822 It bores me too. 200 00:12:42,996 --> 00:12:44,897 This ultimate... 201 00:12:45,064 --> 00:12:47,158 Faustian prison. 202 00:12:48,167 --> 00:12:52,229 I want to stop. Why the hell do you think I see you? 203 00:12:52,405 --> 00:12:53,839 Maybe you're bored. 204 00:12:54,007 --> 00:12:57,341 I look at the phone. I stare at the phone. 205 00:12:57,510 --> 00:13:01,345 Then I pick up the phone. I feel I am the phone. 206 00:13:02,081 --> 00:13:06,075 I am imprisoned by the phone, therefore I am a prison... 207 00:13:06,252 --> 00:13:08,414 with the phone as my... 208 00:13:08,755 --> 00:13:10,189 bars! 209 00:14:07,080 --> 00:14:08,571 Where's your partner? 210 00:14:12,819 --> 00:14:14,481 Couldn't find a partner? 211 00:14:17,323 --> 00:14:18,985 I know how you feel. 212 00:14:19,592 --> 00:14:21,424 I don't have a partner either. 213 00:14:22,762 --> 00:14:25,322 Do you want to be my partner? 214 00:14:28,167 --> 00:14:29,328 Really? 215 00:14:32,271 --> 00:14:33,603 You serious? 216 00:14:35,274 --> 00:14:36,435 All right. 217 00:14:37,677 --> 00:14:40,272 - What do you want to paint? - A rainbow. 218 00:14:45,284 --> 00:14:47,446 Let's start with what? A little red? 219 00:15:08,374 --> 00:15:12,812 My goodness, who would leave this phone here like this? 220 00:15:20,052 --> 00:15:21,645 God! 221 00:15:30,897 --> 00:15:32,490 How was class? 222 00:15:33,733 --> 00:15:34,826 Okay. 223 00:15:36,002 --> 00:15:37,061 Good. 224 00:15:38,905 --> 00:15:40,999 Do you think you help people in therapy? 225 00:15:41,741 --> 00:15:43,573 Well, I try. 226 00:15:44,010 --> 00:15:45,911 I think it's possible. 227 00:15:46,846 --> 00:15:49,077 The pain in these kids sometimes is... 228 00:15:50,016 --> 00:15:52,850 It just makes me sad. 229 00:15:53,085 --> 00:15:55,748 Oh, another deep painting subject day? 230 00:15:58,491 --> 00:16:00,084 Why do you always do that? 231 00:16:00,159 --> 00:16:02,560 Act flippant about things that are important to me? 232 00:16:02,628 --> 00:16:05,188 You've reconsidered the death pact? 233 00:16:06,265 --> 00:16:09,599 You're afraid I may be right. You won't answer one question. 234 00:16:09,769 --> 00:16:13,365 What I hear you saying is you're frightened. 235 00:16:13,539 --> 00:16:17,670 Do you want to tell me, or do you want to keep projecting your fears onto me? 236 00:16:17,743 --> 00:16:19,234 I'm not projecting shit. 237 00:16:20,446 --> 00:16:23,610 Why do you act flippant about things that are important to me? 238 00:16:23,783 --> 00:16:26,048 I don't feel that I do. 239 00:16:26,219 --> 00:16:27,619 You do. 240 00:16:27,887 --> 00:16:30,118 That's your perception. 241 00:16:30,289 --> 00:16:31,951 It's not perception. 242 00:16:32,124 --> 00:16:35,788 I feel like a piece of shit when you act like you don't care. 243 00:16:35,962 --> 00:16:38,397 That's how I feel. That's no perception. 244 00:16:38,564 --> 00:16:40,795 Are you having a crisis aboutJane? 245 00:16:40,967 --> 00:16:45,564 I could understand if I were celibate, if I were saving myself 5 years... 246 00:16:45,738 --> 00:16:49,971 if I were obsessing over someone and didn't have the courage to talk to them. 247 00:16:50,142 --> 00:16:54,409 I can imagine that I might be in a bit of a crisis about this person. 248 00:16:54,580 --> 00:16:57,140 You have a glib response for everything. 249 00:16:57,316 --> 00:17:01,913 You're in a little shell. You hide behind your smug, pseudointellectual... 250 00:17:02,088 --> 00:17:04,080 psychobabble humor. 251 00:17:04,257 --> 00:17:07,091 Want to talk about being afraid? Let's talk about Dick. 252 00:17:07,159 --> 00:17:10,152 Why don't we talk about two-and-a-half years of you hiding behind Dick? 253 00:17:10,229 --> 00:17:13,495 You don't give a shit about him. You could care less about how he feels. 254 00:17:13,666 --> 00:17:16,329 And turn down everything that's come along. 255 00:17:16,669 --> 00:17:21,004 If you want to talk about being afraid, forget me. Let's talk about you. 256 00:17:22,842 --> 00:17:27,507 If everybody weren't afraid, then nobody would know how nice it feels to be safe. 257 00:17:32,451 --> 00:17:33,783 All right, Lucy... 258 00:17:34,520 --> 00:17:35,681 28 days. 259 00:17:39,025 --> 00:17:40,687 I'll talk toJane. 260 00:17:41,294 --> 00:17:43,820 You'll go out with anyone who asks. 261 00:17:45,131 --> 00:17:49,694 At the end of this month, if nothing changes, we'll jump off a bridge. 262 00:17:50,469 --> 00:17:51,528 Fine. 263 00:17:53,706 --> 00:17:54,799 Fine. 264 00:18:21,400 --> 00:18:23,835 - This is it. You take it. - My God! 265 00:18:24,570 --> 00:18:28,405 "The New York City Board of Education is pleased to inform you... 266 00:18:28,574 --> 00:18:31,408 that having met the necessary requirements... 267 00:18:31,577 --> 00:18:36,345 recommendations, your application has been accepted. 268 00:18:37,083 --> 00:18:38,847 Just answer these questions:" 269 00:18:39,018 --> 00:18:40,350 What're the questions? 270 00:18:40,519 --> 00:18:42,351 They're giving us our school! 271 00:18:42,521 --> 00:18:45,081 What are the questions, Joe? What? 272 00:18:45,257 --> 00:18:47,419 "What is your teaching philosophy?" 273 00:18:47,593 --> 00:18:49,357 Progressive but honest. 274 00:18:49,528 --> 00:18:54,159 Like teaching kids to commit suicide if they don't have boyfriends by 4th grade? 275 00:18:54,233 --> 00:18:55,223 Wait. 276 00:18:55,301 --> 00:18:57,202 When do we get the building? 277 00:18:57,269 --> 00:18:59,033 - When we get the money. - When's that? 278 00:18:59,205 --> 00:19:01,436 - Right now. Simon. - Excellent. 279 00:19:06,045 --> 00:19:09,038 "Bwick Elias." Yeah, whatever. 280 00:19:10,316 --> 00:19:13,047 - How'sJoe? - He's terrific. He's good. 281 00:19:13,219 --> 00:19:16,155 Is he still infatuated with that woman across the street? 282 00:19:18,658 --> 00:19:20,820 Did you hate grade school, Daddy? 283 00:19:21,327 --> 00:19:23,558 No. Did you? 284 00:19:23,996 --> 00:19:25,328 Yeah. 285 00:19:26,232 --> 00:19:29,566 Actually, that's what I wanted to talk to you about. 286 00:19:29,735 --> 00:19:33,001 I've really been thinking a lot... Well, actually... 287 00:19:33,239 --> 00:19:36,073 Joe and I were talking about... 288 00:19:36,909 --> 00:19:38,241 What? 289 00:19:42,515 --> 00:19:43,915 Never mind. 290 00:19:44,083 --> 00:19:46,575 Nothing. Really, it's nothing. 291 00:19:47,420 --> 00:19:49,252 You got your stuff into Harvard? 292 00:19:49,422 --> 00:19:50,515 Good. 293 00:19:57,263 --> 00:19:59,255 Mom used to tell me that if I... 294 00:19:59,432 --> 00:20:04,268 sat here and wished hard, Alice would take me to Wonderland with her. 295 00:20:05,204 --> 00:20:06,866 But I'd get discouraged. 296 00:20:06,939 --> 00:20:09,773 I must have come here every day for months. 297 00:20:09,942 --> 00:20:11,535 And I'd stand here. 298 00:20:12,211 --> 00:20:16,876 Actually, I'd sit right here, desperately, hoping, wishing. 299 00:20:18,050 --> 00:20:20,042 But she never showed. 300 00:20:20,219 --> 00:20:23,951 By the way, I have some mail for you at the house. 301 00:20:24,123 --> 00:20:26,456 They keep sending it to my address. 302 00:20:26,892 --> 00:20:28,952 You can have it forwarded to me. 303 00:20:30,896 --> 00:20:33,388 It was great seeing you. You look terrific. 304 00:20:33,566 --> 00:20:34,727 Thanks. 305 00:20:35,735 --> 00:20:38,398 - I love you. - See you next week. 306 00:20:40,239 --> 00:20:42,231 - Bye. - Bye. 307 00:22:18,838 --> 00:22:21,330 Fuck. You're mine! 308 00:22:50,936 --> 00:22:52,768 Any guy. 309 00:23:00,112 --> 00:23:02,047 You look very pretty today. 310 00:23:04,617 --> 00:23:05,880 Thank you. 311 00:23:07,286 --> 00:23:10,950 - You look like an idiot. - Excuse me? 312 00:23:12,391 --> 00:23:13,882 Savant! 313 00:23:14,293 --> 00:23:16,125 I meant you... 314 00:23:16,295 --> 00:23:18,287 looked like an idiot savant. 315 00:23:19,398 --> 00:23:22,129 I mean, I think you have savantian qualities. 316 00:23:22,301 --> 00:23:24,133 I think we all do. 317 00:23:24,403 --> 00:23:26,065 May I date you tonight? 318 00:23:26,305 --> 00:23:28,240 Food for thought. Gotta run. 319 00:23:29,575 --> 00:23:31,134 Maybe I'll see you around. 320 00:23:32,912 --> 00:23:35,074 Tomorrow night, 8:00? 321 00:23:35,648 --> 00:23:36,980 Great. 322 00:24:27,800 --> 00:24:30,360 Hey, Al. How're you doing, buddy? 323 00:24:37,042 --> 00:24:38,874 - Is she in there? - No. 324 00:24:39,044 --> 00:24:41,479 - You saw her go in. - No, I didn't. 325 00:24:41,547 --> 00:24:43,209 I'm going to talk to her. 326 00:24:43,282 --> 00:24:45,808 - I heard that before. - You are my best friend. 327 00:24:45,985 --> 00:24:47,715 - I love you. - I love you too. 328 00:24:48,053 --> 00:24:49,385 Eat shit. 329 00:24:58,497 --> 00:25:00,398 Okay, here we go. 330 00:25:00,499 --> 00:25:02,400 - Good. - How you been? 331 00:25:02,568 --> 00:25:05,504 - Good. And you? - Fine. Long time no see. 332 00:25:09,174 --> 00:25:12,008 Just talk to her. You just got to fucking talk to her! 333 00:25:12,511 --> 00:25:15,675 - What's ginseng for? - They is for men. 334 00:25:15,848 --> 00:25:18,340 - What does it do? - You know. 335 00:25:18,517 --> 00:25:20,349 What does it do for women? 336 00:25:20,519 --> 00:25:24,251 You just walk over and you talk to the woman. 337 00:25:25,190 --> 00:25:28,854 It's not a big production. It doesn't have to be dramatic. 338 00:25:29,028 --> 00:25:31,429 You just walk over and you... 339 00:25:32,264 --> 00:25:35,757 And you die, you walk over and you die because she's so... 340 00:25:39,038 --> 00:25:42,031 - See you. - Thanks, guys. Have a good one. 341 00:25:50,215 --> 00:25:51,706 It's bad. 342 00:25:54,219 --> 00:25:55,710 Shut up. 343 00:26:02,127 --> 00:26:05,063 I said I'd kill myself up here with you in three weeks. 344 00:26:05,230 --> 00:26:07,392 You could at least do my picnic. 345 00:26:07,566 --> 00:26:09,125 Let's get used to the place. 346 00:26:09,301 --> 00:26:13,636 What if people see us? I hate this. I'm freezing. I'm cold. 347 00:26:13,806 --> 00:26:16,298 I think if we jump, people will see. 348 00:26:16,475 --> 00:26:18,910 Do you know what I mean? Hot chocolate? 349 00:26:19,645 --> 00:26:21,978 You were saying you spoke toJane? 350 00:26:22,147 --> 00:26:24,082 Yes, I did. 351 00:26:24,483 --> 00:26:26,247 Really? What'd she say? 352 00:26:26,585 --> 00:26:28,747 Nothing. She'd left the deli. 353 00:26:30,656 --> 00:26:31,988 It was close, Lucy. 354 00:26:32,157 --> 00:26:35,093 I don't know what I was thinking. I thought of the genius plan. 355 00:26:35,594 --> 00:26:36,584 What's that? 356 00:26:36,762 --> 00:26:40,824 I invite her to my opening. She comes. She sees how huge I am. She's mine. 357 00:26:41,266 --> 00:26:43,167 That's very sweet. 358 00:26:43,335 --> 00:26:44,769 You know me, baby. 359 00:26:48,674 --> 00:26:52,111 - This is nice. - Thank you. 360 00:26:52,177 --> 00:26:53,668 It's pretty. 361 00:27:01,687 --> 00:27:04,020 - Would you drink my spit? - Come on! 362 00:27:04,089 --> 00:27:07,184 Can you take your weird survey somewhere else, please? 363 00:27:07,359 --> 00:27:08,452 Answer. 364 00:27:11,130 --> 00:27:13,190 I'll answer your question... 365 00:27:13,365 --> 00:27:16,028 but this is the last time I'll talk about it. 366 00:27:16,368 --> 00:27:18,360 The last time. Forever. 367 00:27:18,537 --> 00:27:19,698 You swear? 368 00:27:22,207 --> 00:27:23,470 What do you mean? 369 00:27:23,642 --> 00:27:27,135 Mother Theresa and the missionaries drink the lepers spit. 370 00:27:27,379 --> 00:27:29,211 I wondered if you'd drink mine. 371 00:27:29,882 --> 00:27:32,977 How would we actually do it? You would just... 372 00:27:33,152 --> 00:27:35,986 I'd open my mouth and you'd spit in there, or what? 373 00:27:36,155 --> 00:27:38,647 Would you spit in a cup and I'd drink it? 374 00:27:38,824 --> 00:27:40,315 No, no, I'd be like... 375 00:27:40,492 --> 00:27:44,987 I'd pucker my lips and I'd gather my spit in my lips like this. 376 00:27:51,837 --> 00:27:54,739 Then you'd kiss me and suck it up. 377 00:27:58,410 --> 00:28:01,505 - I wouldn't be interested. - Really? 378 00:28:02,581 --> 00:28:05,346 - You don't love me enough? - Of course I love you. 379 00:28:05,584 --> 00:28:09,180 - You don't want to kiss me? - I'd make out with you right now. 380 00:28:09,354 --> 00:28:11,516 I just don't want to drink your spit. 381 00:28:11,690 --> 00:28:14,854 When people kiss a lot, they basically drink each other's spit. 382 00:28:15,027 --> 00:28:18,520 But that's different. That's involuntary spit exchange. 383 00:28:27,372 --> 00:28:30,365 - I have a date tomorrow. - What? 384 00:28:30,542 --> 00:28:32,602 - I have a date. - With who? 385 00:28:33,445 --> 00:28:36,040 A really cute idiot savant guy I met. 386 00:28:36,882 --> 00:28:38,544 He started talking to you? 387 00:28:38,884 --> 00:28:41,479 - Where? On the street? - In a coffee shop. 388 00:28:41,553 --> 00:28:43,215 You liked him? 389 00:28:44,723 --> 00:28:46,783 You had to because of the pact. 390 00:28:47,726 --> 00:28:49,285 I told you it'd work out. 391 00:28:49,461 --> 00:28:51,794 I love this life! I love it! 392 00:29:08,814 --> 00:29:10,806 - Hi. - Hi. 393 00:29:23,161 --> 00:29:24,823 Thanks for walking me home. 394 00:29:24,896 --> 00:29:28,264 Please, it was my pleasure. I had a wonderful time. 395 00:29:28,433 --> 00:29:29,924 Yeah, it was fun. 396 00:29:31,270 --> 00:29:35,105 - Give me a call next week or whatever. - I'd like that. 397 00:29:45,784 --> 00:29:47,446 May I use your bathroom? 398 00:29:48,954 --> 00:29:50,786 Sure. It's... 399 00:29:51,123 --> 00:29:53,115 the door behind you. 400 00:30:20,552 --> 00:30:22,544 Tell me about your date. 401 00:30:22,888 --> 00:30:25,380 He was nice. A perfect gentleman. 402 00:30:25,557 --> 00:30:29,392 He took me to dinner and dessert and capuccino and... 403 00:30:31,396 --> 00:30:33,558 then he walked me home and... 404 00:30:36,501 --> 00:30:38,163 And then he... 405 00:30:41,173 --> 00:30:45,668 He went into the bathroom and didn't come out for a very long time. 406 00:30:50,248 --> 00:30:52,581 He went into the bathroom and... 407 00:30:53,518 --> 00:30:56,078 he didn't come out for a long time. 408 00:31:01,927 --> 00:31:04,920 Like how long? How long was he in there? An hour? 409 00:31:05,931 --> 00:31:08,526 Like, 20 minutes maybe. 410 00:31:08,600 --> 00:31:10,034 Really. 411 00:31:12,771 --> 00:31:15,036 Go ahead. Come on. Go ahead. 412 00:31:15,207 --> 00:31:18,109 It was nothing. It was just strange. 413 00:31:18,276 --> 00:31:22,441 What happened in our bathroom last night? Did you hear noises? 414 00:31:22,614 --> 00:31:27,382 He just went to the bathroom, that's all. It just seemed odd to me. 415 00:31:27,552 --> 00:31:28,713 He went to the bathroom? 416 00:31:28,887 --> 00:31:31,288 Yes, that's all. See? Just weird. 417 00:31:33,291 --> 00:31:34,725 What, number two? 418 00:31:35,394 --> 00:31:37,386 I don't want to talk about this! 419 00:31:37,562 --> 00:31:38,552 Wait. 420 00:31:38,797 --> 00:31:41,790 He took some stanky shit in our bathroom? 421 00:31:42,134 --> 00:31:45,571 Is that what you mean? That man took you out to dinner... 422 00:31:45,737 --> 00:31:50,141 bought you a capuccino and walked you home, perfect gentleman... 423 00:31:50,308 --> 00:31:54,575 went into our house, into our bathroom, stayed there an hour... 424 00:31:54,646 --> 00:31:57,081 taking a foul-smelling shit and then just left? 425 00:31:59,418 --> 00:32:02,752 That is so disgusting. I can't believe that. 426 00:32:02,921 --> 00:32:04,753 God! What is that? 427 00:32:05,590 --> 00:32:10,153 I mean, what is that about? Was he, like, trying to leave his mark? 428 00:32:10,495 --> 00:32:12,157 God. 429 00:32:22,340 --> 00:32:24,002 You seeing him again? 430 00:32:27,946 --> 00:32:29,278 You probably would. 431 00:32:29,347 --> 00:32:32,943 You'll see that guy. You're probably going to him now. 432 00:32:35,854 --> 00:32:38,016 ROSES Are red, Violets Are Blue 433 00:32:43,295 --> 00:32:47,528 Oh, Jane, how the hell will I getyou to my opening 434 00:32:49,468 --> 00:32:51,869 Will you send me away 435 00:32:55,040 --> 00:32:57,703 Will you kiss me and stop me 436 00:32:57,876 --> 00:33:00,209 From jumping off the Brooklyn Bridge 437 00:33:13,725 --> 00:33:17,389 I've wanted to meet you for such a long time now! 438 00:33:17,562 --> 00:33:19,997 - I don't put menu. - You don't? 439 00:33:21,900 --> 00:33:24,495 - What is this, then, sir? - I don't know. 440 00:33:24,669 --> 00:33:26,661 You don't know what this is? 441 00:33:26,938 --> 00:33:28,099 You don't? 442 00:33:28,173 --> 00:33:30,665 That's menu! That's menu! 443 00:33:30,842 --> 00:33:32,504 No, no, not menu, no. 444 00:34:02,874 --> 00:34:04,934 All right, go ahead. Fine! 445 00:34:12,117 --> 00:34:14,279 What? Don't wave at me. 446 00:34:14,886 --> 00:34:16,718 I'm in another league here. 447 00:34:16,888 --> 00:34:18,379 I'm in another league. 448 00:34:32,637 --> 00:34:33,969 What are you doing? 449 00:34:34,139 --> 00:34:35,471 Run normal! 450 00:34:36,975 --> 00:34:39,740 This would be the path where normal people run! 451 00:34:40,145 --> 00:34:44,810 The weird triathlete training complex is somewhere else! Okay! 452 00:34:45,317 --> 00:34:46,910 Run normal here! 453 00:34:47,152 --> 00:34:49,417 Get off my path! Get off it! 454 00:34:59,598 --> 00:35:00,930 Oh, pretty fast. 455 00:35:01,099 --> 00:35:02,658 Run around the block? 456 00:35:02,834 --> 00:35:06,999 Don't you think I could run that fast if I ran around the fucking block? 457 00:35:07,505 --> 00:35:11,169 Why don't you try running 15 miles? See how fast you run that! 458 00:35:13,178 --> 00:35:16,945 Suntan lotion! Got to look good for the big date tonight! 459 00:35:17,115 --> 00:35:20,347 Get off! I'll shoot you in the face if you don't stop now! 460 00:35:20,518 --> 00:35:22,783 Get off of me, you maniac! 461 00:35:22,954 --> 00:35:27,119 - Got to look sexy for the girl! - Get out of here! 462 00:35:27,626 --> 00:35:32,189 Got to look good for the big date tonight, kids! Suntan lotion! 463 00:35:32,364 --> 00:35:34,697 - How are you? - I'm beautiful, how're you? 464 00:35:35,200 --> 00:35:37,465 I'd like to buy suntan products. 465 00:35:37,636 --> 00:35:39,036 SP factor? 466 00:35:39,204 --> 00:35:41,196 - Excuse me? - SP factor? 467 00:35:41,373 --> 00:35:44,138 No, that's okay. I'll just have suntan lotion. 468 00:35:44,309 --> 00:35:46,039 What sun protection factor? 469 00:35:47,045 --> 00:35:51,107 Oh, sun protection factor. "SP," sun protection. 470 00:35:51,182 --> 00:35:52,013 Yes. 471 00:35:52,550 --> 00:35:55,315 - What do you suggest? - For you? 472 00:35:55,487 --> 00:35:57,547 - Thirty. - Thirty. 473 00:35:57,722 --> 00:36:00,715 Give me a four. Actually, better yet, give me... 474 00:36:00,892 --> 00:36:03,157 that deep tanning tropical oil. 475 00:36:03,728 --> 00:36:05,822 - That's only two. - Excellent. 476 00:36:05,997 --> 00:36:08,228 At least get sunblock for your nose. 477 00:36:31,856 --> 00:36:35,258 Whatever it is you think you're doing, do it away from me. 478 00:36:41,266 --> 00:36:43,201 Why can't we just love each other? 479 00:37:02,587 --> 00:37:05,352 We have to be there in half an hour or we'll be late. 480 00:37:05,423 --> 00:37:09,087 - I'm not going. - Please, come on, will you just... 481 00:37:09,260 --> 00:37:11,354 Let me see. Lift your chin. 482 00:37:11,529 --> 00:37:14,260 Five years I wait to meetJane. 483 00:37:14,699 --> 00:37:16,531 Five years. 484 00:37:17,435 --> 00:37:20,098 Let me see. I'll tell you if you should worry. 485 00:37:20,171 --> 00:37:21,161 No. 486 00:37:21,239 --> 00:37:23,868 Just lift your face. We must go. 487 00:37:24,943 --> 00:37:26,104 Let me see. 488 00:37:26,945 --> 00:37:29,881 It's not bad. I barely see anything. 489 00:37:30,248 --> 00:37:31,910 - Come on. - It's minimal. 490 00:37:31,983 --> 00:37:33,315 You barely... 491 00:37:33,718 --> 00:37:35,619 The white ring I mean! 492 00:37:35,787 --> 00:37:37,881 I know, and it's nothing. 493 00:37:38,056 --> 00:37:41,549 No one's even going to notice it. It's fine. 494 00:37:43,628 --> 00:37:45,460 No one'll notice that? 495 00:37:46,464 --> 00:37:48,296 Doesn't it look weird? 496 00:37:50,969 --> 00:37:54,064 It'll be fine. Let's go. You have to get dressed still. 497 00:37:56,574 --> 00:37:58,236 You'll look great. Don't worry. 498 00:37:58,309 --> 00:38:01,404 - What about makeup? - No, do not put makeup on. 499 00:38:01,479 --> 00:38:05,314 You'll look great. Leave it alone. Get dressed, let's go. 500 00:38:05,583 --> 00:38:07,074 Thanks, Lucy. 501 00:38:07,585 --> 00:38:09,076 Just be a sec. 502 00:38:19,164 --> 00:38:22,498 How am I going to explain she's in every one of my paintings? 503 00:38:22,667 --> 00:38:27,264 She's going to think I'm a freaky Peeping Tom freak man. 504 00:38:27,438 --> 00:38:29,430 Only you can see that, okay? 505 00:38:29,607 --> 00:38:32,668 You can't see my girlfriendJane in that painting there? 506 00:38:32,844 --> 00:38:34,335 In that painting? Or that? 507 00:38:34,512 --> 00:38:35,673 Not in that one. 508 00:38:35,847 --> 00:38:38,612 Jane kissing God. Jane and the elephants. 509 00:38:38,783 --> 00:38:41,184 The big loveJane. You can't see that? 510 00:38:41,519 --> 00:38:43,681 You see her face there, her clothes? 511 00:38:44,522 --> 00:38:46,013 She has clothes? 512 00:38:47,292 --> 00:38:48,453 Great. 513 00:38:48,526 --> 00:38:51,963 Good, fine. Good. No one can see. Only me. Good. 514 00:38:54,132 --> 00:38:56,624 - What's wrong with you? - This is dumb. 515 00:38:56,801 --> 00:39:00,533 Relax. Interview loves it, and I think the Voice does too. 516 00:39:00,705 --> 00:39:03,698 - Whatever. - It's over 50% sold, Joe. 517 00:39:03,875 --> 00:39:07,812 Whatever, Rene, the girl's not coming. It's just dumb. 518 00:39:09,047 --> 00:39:11,482 - This one I'm going to buy. - Really? 519 00:39:11,716 --> 00:39:16,381 I think it sums up the historical sexual struggle so completely... 520 00:39:17,388 --> 00:39:18,879 that it's inspiring. 521 00:39:19,657 --> 00:39:22,388 So you would consider yourself... 522 00:39:24,229 --> 00:39:25,561 "Limp Cock Man"? 523 00:39:25,730 --> 00:39:27,665 Yeah. Proudly. 524 00:40:24,055 --> 00:40:25,387 Oh, God. 525 00:40:41,005 --> 00:40:42,166 Excuse me. 526 00:40:44,309 --> 00:40:46,301 Where isJoe MacGonaughgill? 527 00:40:49,914 --> 00:40:51,644 - You're... - Jane. 528 00:40:52,750 --> 00:40:56,482 Yeah, I know. I mean, Jane, I know. 529 00:40:56,654 --> 00:40:58,486 I know lots ofJanes. 530 00:40:58,656 --> 00:41:01,319 Well, I don't know lots ofJanes, but... 531 00:41:02,093 --> 00:41:03,584 I have one... 532 00:41:04,329 --> 00:41:05,820 good friend namedJane. 533 00:41:06,364 --> 00:41:07,855 That's nice. 534 00:41:11,102 --> 00:41:12,661 You really are pretty. 535 00:41:13,771 --> 00:41:15,603 Thank you. Thanks. 536 00:41:15,773 --> 00:41:17,332 You look fantastic. 537 00:41:19,110 --> 00:41:20,772 Your dress is pretty. 538 00:41:25,283 --> 00:41:26,876 I thinkJoe is... 539 00:41:26,951 --> 00:41:28,442 There he is. 540 00:41:28,519 --> 00:41:29,680 Good. 541 00:41:35,626 --> 00:41:39,461 Joe... this isJane. 542 00:41:40,365 --> 00:41:41,799 Jane Lindquist. 543 00:41:44,202 --> 00:41:45,795 Joe MacGonaughgill. 544 00:41:46,104 --> 00:41:47,766 It's good to meet you. 545 00:41:47,839 --> 00:41:51,207 - I see you met Lucy. - We met over there. 546 00:41:58,049 --> 00:42:00,211 I have herpes. I mean... 547 00:42:00,385 --> 00:42:02,047 not downstairs. 548 00:42:02,220 --> 00:42:03,984 I just get very... 549 00:42:04,155 --> 00:42:05,646 violent... 550 00:42:05,723 --> 00:42:08,386 herpetic outbreaks on my mouth. 551 00:42:08,993 --> 00:42:12,725 I wanted to look especially nice for the opening. 552 00:42:12,897 --> 00:42:15,731 So today I did a little tanning thing. 553 00:42:16,501 --> 00:42:21,405 So I put this sunblock on my mouth especially so I wouldn't get... 554 00:42:21,572 --> 00:42:23,336 any cold sores. 555 00:42:24,909 --> 00:42:27,401 I didn't get any cold sores. 556 00:42:30,348 --> 00:42:32,908 I did get a white ring around my mouth. 557 00:42:33,418 --> 00:42:35,080 I didn't notice it. 558 00:42:35,753 --> 00:42:38,348 Here's the thing. See, I'm aware... 559 00:42:38,523 --> 00:42:40,924 that you find me extremely attractive. 560 00:42:41,092 --> 00:42:43,926 There's a heat. There's a thing. 561 00:42:46,864 --> 00:42:50,596 I know this might be sort of eating into that moment a bit. 562 00:42:52,103 --> 00:42:54,698 Into that thing... But I want you to know... 563 00:42:56,040 --> 00:42:57,702 it will go away soon... 564 00:42:58,109 --> 00:43:00,044 and I'll go back to being... 565 00:43:00,378 --> 00:43:02,279 the incredibly dashing... 566 00:43:03,281 --> 00:43:04,715 handsome... 567 00:43:05,383 --> 00:43:09,343 you know, Newman-Brandoesque, you know, looking... 568 00:43:09,420 --> 00:43:10,410 guy. 569 00:43:13,825 --> 00:43:14,315 Excuse me. 570 00:43:16,694 --> 00:43:17,855 I'm Bwick. 571 00:43:17,929 --> 00:43:21,627 I've been watching you. I know you see me, us, together tonight. 572 00:43:21,799 --> 00:43:26,464 Don't think. I want to go out now with you all around the city. Just us. 573 00:43:26,637 --> 00:43:28,970 I want to paint you, innocent... 574 00:43:29,140 --> 00:43:31,575 us out joyful, good... 575 00:43:32,076 --> 00:43:33,305 pleasant... 576 00:43:33,644 --> 00:43:34,737 deep. 577 00:43:36,414 --> 00:43:40,579 He's Bwick Elias. He's a painter. You paint, right? 578 00:43:43,588 --> 00:43:44,647 I... 579 00:43:44,922 --> 00:43:45,981 art. 580 00:43:52,763 --> 00:43:54,994 You'll be all right. He's harmless. 581 00:43:56,501 --> 00:43:58,663 So, then, I guess that... 582 00:43:58,836 --> 00:44:00,771 Bwick and I are just... 583 00:44:01,606 --> 00:44:02,665 Out. 584 00:44:02,840 --> 00:44:05,173 - Night and light. - Asphalt. 585 00:44:05,343 --> 00:44:06,675 Lighting. 586 00:44:08,179 --> 00:44:09,613 Congratulations. 587 00:44:09,780 --> 00:44:11,009 Thanks, Lucy. 588 00:44:11,182 --> 00:44:12,946 Listen... 589 00:44:13,117 --> 00:44:14,813 MacKnockadick. 590 00:44:14,886 --> 00:44:15,876 Excuse me? 591 00:44:16,354 --> 00:44:17,344 McKnickknack. 592 00:44:17,855 --> 00:44:19,346 McDicktrick. 593 00:44:19,524 --> 00:44:21,550 McDicktrick? 594 00:44:21,626 --> 00:44:22,616 MacGonaughgill. 595 00:44:23,127 --> 00:44:24,459 MacDonaughgill. 596 00:44:27,131 --> 00:44:28,861 Joe MacGonaughgill. 597 00:44:31,702 --> 00:44:33,864 You have a... 598 00:44:35,973 --> 00:44:37,305 art show. 599 00:44:39,477 --> 00:44:41,708 Good, great, thanks so much. 600 00:44:50,821 --> 00:44:52,653 I love your paintings. 601 00:44:54,559 --> 00:44:57,495 - Really? - Yeah, really. 602 00:45:02,767 --> 00:45:05,999 - Can I ask you something? - Yeah. 603 00:45:07,171 --> 00:45:09,003 Are you involved with anyone? 604 00:45:09,840 --> 00:45:11,001 Yes. 605 00:45:13,010 --> 00:45:14,069 Who? 606 00:45:18,683 --> 00:45:19,742 Him. 607 00:45:25,856 --> 00:45:27,017 Really? 608 00:45:32,930 --> 00:45:35,092 He does have quite a limp dick. 609 00:45:36,701 --> 00:45:39,102 But he gives the best damn head ever. 610 00:45:49,947 --> 00:45:52,542 - Good. - That's not good. 611 00:45:52,717 --> 00:45:55,277 Ring the bell, make a wish. 612 00:45:55,453 --> 00:45:58,719 Twenty more bucks and I get a room and dinner tonight. 613 00:45:58,889 --> 00:46:03,384 But, please, anything'll do. Your wish'll still come true. Here. 614 00:46:08,966 --> 00:46:10,628 You want to try it? 615 00:46:12,570 --> 00:46:14,402 That's the way to do it. 616 00:46:26,250 --> 00:46:28,913 Hey, it worked! Thanks for everything! 617 00:46:31,822 --> 00:46:33,154 Taxi! 618 00:46:48,773 --> 00:46:50,503 So, how was it? 619 00:46:53,110 --> 00:46:55,170 My imagined ideals... 620 00:46:55,379 --> 00:46:56,711 were like... 621 00:46:56,781 --> 00:47:01,515 insignificant bits of nothingness compared to the magnificence... 622 00:47:01,686 --> 00:47:03,177 which was her beauty. 623 00:47:04,188 --> 00:47:07,625 I am completely in love with her. 624 00:47:08,626 --> 00:47:10,788 She is God's woman. 625 00:47:11,362 --> 00:47:12,955 And He has... 626 00:47:13,364 --> 00:47:15,026 He has given her to me. 627 00:47:16,300 --> 00:47:18,201 That sounds great. 628 00:47:18,369 --> 00:47:20,304 You should be happy. 629 00:47:21,005 --> 00:47:22,337 You think? 630 00:47:22,807 --> 00:47:26,642 Yeah, because she's not a fantasy anymore to you. 631 00:47:26,811 --> 00:47:28,643 She's a real woman. 632 00:47:28,879 --> 00:47:30,814 She's a perfect... 633 00:47:31,315 --> 00:47:33,045 real woman. 634 00:47:33,884 --> 00:47:35,216 Come on. 635 00:47:36,053 --> 00:47:37,544 That's nice. 636 00:47:37,722 --> 00:47:38,883 By the way... 637 00:47:39,056 --> 00:47:42,049 what was up with you leaving with... 638 00:47:42,660 --> 00:47:44,151 Bwick Elias? 639 00:47:44,729 --> 00:47:47,563 I don't know. He's funny. He's an idiot, but funny. 640 00:47:47,732 --> 00:47:50,395 I sort of like dating. I'm getting it. 641 00:47:50,568 --> 00:47:53,060 What I do is sit back... 642 00:47:53,237 --> 00:47:55,172 and watch as strange men... 643 00:47:55,339 --> 00:47:58,503 try to impress you in weird and stupid ways... 644 00:47:59,076 --> 00:48:02,513 and then you just pick the least disgusting one. 645 00:48:03,180 --> 00:48:07,015 You better pick one of those least disgusting guys in... 646 00:48:07,418 --> 00:48:09,353 the next 13 days. 647 00:48:09,520 --> 00:48:13,082 You just worry about closing your own deal. 648 00:48:14,024 --> 00:48:15,014 Listen... 649 00:48:15,926 --> 00:48:18,589 if we get the school, which we will... 650 00:48:18,763 --> 00:48:23,030 but not weird boyfriends and girlfriends, must we jump? 651 00:48:23,200 --> 00:48:24,930 Good night, Joe. 652 00:48:25,202 --> 00:48:27,467 Can I get specifics on Bwick, please? 653 00:48:27,538 --> 00:48:28,870 See you. 654 00:48:28,939 --> 00:48:32,432 No, I told you everything. That's not fair, you dog! 655 00:48:32,610 --> 00:48:34,203 You were brilliant tonight. 656 00:48:34,378 --> 00:48:35,937 - I hate you. - Sweet dreams. 657 00:48:36,113 --> 00:48:37,274 No, wait... 658 00:48:40,785 --> 00:48:44,278 - Was I okay tonight? - You were the best. 659 00:48:45,389 --> 00:48:47,654 - Really? - Good night. 660 00:48:47,725 --> 00:48:50,957 - I was? I really? - Go to sleep. 661 00:48:52,963 --> 00:48:55,228 Come on, was I okay? Really? 662 00:48:55,399 --> 00:48:58,130 I love you. Good night. See you in the morning. 663 00:49:02,473 --> 00:49:03,736 Good night. 664 00:49:04,308 --> 00:49:05,469 Night-night. 665 00:49:10,147 --> 00:49:11,581 Good night, moon. 666 00:49:12,683 --> 00:49:15,152 - What? - Good night, moon. 667 00:49:15,519 --> 00:49:16,851 Good night, moonie. 668 00:49:16,921 --> 00:49:18,412 Good night, fish. 669 00:49:18,489 --> 00:49:19,980 Good night, spoon. 670 00:49:31,168 --> 00:49:32,329 Hello? 671 00:49:34,171 --> 00:49:36,333 Yes, I am Joe. Joe MacGonaughgill. 672 00:49:36,507 --> 00:49:37,998 It'sJane. 673 00:49:39,109 --> 00:49:41,169 We met last night atyour opening. 674 00:49:48,519 --> 00:49:50,181 Hello. Hello. 675 00:49:53,524 --> 00:49:54,958 Hi, Jane. 676 00:49:55,125 --> 00:49:56,855 - How's it going? - Great. 677 00:49:57,628 --> 00:49:58,857 What're you doing? 678 00:49:59,029 --> 00:50:00,793 Just hanging out. 679 00:50:01,198 --> 00:50:04,134 Listen, can I ask you a question? 680 00:50:06,470 --> 00:50:08,302 Would you like to have dinner? 681 00:50:08,839 --> 00:50:10,171 I'd love to. 682 00:50:11,475 --> 00:50:12,465 Really? 683 00:50:13,377 --> 00:50:14,811 Okay, great. 684 00:50:17,248 --> 00:50:20,309 - I'll just give you a call. - Why don'tyoujust do that? 685 00:50:21,585 --> 00:50:23,053 - Bye - Bye 686 00:50:29,260 --> 00:50:30,250 Yes! 687 00:50:37,501 --> 00:50:39,902 - I'm dating my new girlfriend. - Bullshit. 688 00:50:40,070 --> 00:50:41,504 I got a date with her. 689 00:50:41,672 --> 00:50:43,834 You're a hero. Piss off. 690 00:50:44,508 --> 00:50:46,500 Why can't you be happy for me? 691 00:50:46,677 --> 00:50:48,578 - Why can't you be happy? - Piss off! 692 00:50:52,750 --> 00:50:55,413 - I'll be down soon. - Wait. 693 00:50:55,586 --> 00:50:56,747 What? 694 00:50:56,921 --> 00:50:58,583 Bwick Elias, Lucy. 695 00:50:58,923 --> 00:51:00,755 You know, the painter. 696 00:51:00,925 --> 00:51:03,520 He's nice. We talked. He wants to call you. 697 00:51:03,761 --> 00:51:05,093 I'd like to call. 698 00:51:05,195 --> 00:51:07,755 Unfortunately, he was too overwhelmed... 699 00:51:07,932 --> 00:51:10,868 with sadness by your untimely departure last night... 700 00:51:11,035 --> 00:51:13,027 and he couldn't get your number. 701 00:51:13,203 --> 00:51:17,436 Too overwhelmed with sadness by your untimely departure last night. 702 00:51:18,542 --> 00:51:21,876 But stalking me was apparently well within your comfort zone. 703 00:51:25,449 --> 00:51:27,042 I made this for you. 704 00:51:29,119 --> 00:51:30,610 You could have it. 705 00:51:33,791 --> 00:51:35,453 Or we could trade. 706 00:51:35,526 --> 00:51:37,392 Little birdie for your number. 707 00:51:41,398 --> 00:51:42,798 Thank you. 708 00:51:42,967 --> 00:51:45,095 555-6745. Cellular. 709 00:51:45,169 --> 00:51:48,003 Little child speaks what we dare not say. 710 00:51:49,306 --> 00:51:51,969 I dare for you not to have me call you. 711 00:51:55,079 --> 00:51:56,741 I dare you! 712 00:52:01,652 --> 00:52:03,086 Which one? 713 00:52:03,153 --> 00:52:05,918 I think I like this. I like this. This is nice. 714 00:52:05,990 --> 00:52:07,822 - It's pretty. - I like it on you. 715 00:52:08,325 --> 00:52:11,261 It doesn't really matter because he won't call. 716 00:52:11,428 --> 00:52:13,090 If you shut up, he'd call. 717 00:52:13,998 --> 00:52:16,593 - And if I don't? - He won't. 718 00:52:19,770 --> 00:52:23,172 Look. If I wear these with it, do you think it's too dark? 719 00:52:23,340 --> 00:52:24,672 I like it. 720 00:52:24,842 --> 00:52:26,003 Hi, Bwick. 721 00:52:27,544 --> 00:52:30,537 Is she free tonight? Yes, she is. 722 00:52:33,450 --> 00:52:35,942 I guess I'll wear this tonight... 723 00:52:36,520 --> 00:52:38,785 on my date, because... 724 00:52:38,956 --> 00:52:40,618 he called me. 725 00:52:44,361 --> 00:52:46,023 And down, slowly... 726 00:52:46,196 --> 00:52:47,630 slowly... 727 00:52:47,798 --> 00:52:49,460 lower, lower. 728 00:52:49,633 --> 00:52:50,965 Good. Good. 729 00:52:51,135 --> 00:52:53,195 Saturation. Saturation. 730 00:52:53,537 --> 00:52:54,869 And, vanquish! 731 00:52:55,039 --> 00:52:56,302 Vanquish! 732 00:52:56,473 --> 00:52:57,702 Vanquish! Good! 733 00:52:57,875 --> 00:52:59,207 Rotate right. 734 00:52:59,276 --> 00:53:01,302 Rotate right, slowly. 735 00:53:01,545 --> 00:53:03,377 Attitude adjustment. 736 00:53:03,547 --> 00:53:05,140 Good. And stab! 737 00:53:06,550 --> 00:53:07,882 Drop! Door! 738 00:53:37,681 --> 00:53:38,671 Water. 739 00:53:46,290 --> 00:53:47,622 It's open! 740 00:53:47,691 --> 00:53:49,353 I must go. Bye. 741 00:54:00,370 --> 00:54:02,032 You brought a shrubbery. 742 00:54:02,272 --> 00:54:04,036 I was at... 743 00:54:04,374 --> 00:54:06,275 the flower store and... 744 00:54:06,443 --> 00:54:08,105 roses seemed boring. 745 00:54:08,278 --> 00:54:10,713 So you brought me a shrubbery. 746 00:54:11,448 --> 00:54:15,283 I wouldn't' really call it a shrubbery. It's a ficus. 747 00:54:15,452 --> 00:54:17,785 It's a rare and exotic plant. 748 00:54:20,457 --> 00:54:23,950 - How wonderfully '80s of you. - Fine, we'll kill it. 749 00:54:24,228 --> 00:54:25,958 No, no! Don't! 750 00:54:26,130 --> 00:54:27,291 Don't! 751 00:54:27,598 --> 00:54:28,759 I love it! 752 00:54:28,832 --> 00:54:29,993 I love it! 753 00:54:30,067 --> 00:54:31,797 - You sure? - It's beautiful. 754 00:54:34,738 --> 00:54:36,798 We'll put it in my dentist's office. 755 00:54:38,242 --> 00:54:39,403 Stop! 756 00:54:44,915 --> 00:54:47,646 I've never done this in front of anyone before. 757 00:54:47,985 --> 00:54:50,079 I haven't felt comfortable enough. 758 00:54:54,825 --> 00:54:55,815 Red. 759 00:55:09,506 --> 00:55:10,496 Purple! 760 00:55:18,615 --> 00:55:20,345 I hate this! 761 00:55:20,517 --> 00:55:22,452 Purple all around! Smears! 762 00:55:22,786 --> 00:55:24,448 Smear of red! 763 00:55:25,122 --> 00:55:26,181 Red! 764 00:55:27,024 --> 00:55:28,788 Position three! 765 00:55:31,628 --> 00:55:32,618 Now! 766 00:55:33,130 --> 00:55:34,359 Up, go... 767 00:55:34,531 --> 00:55:36,193 knees down! 768 00:55:37,234 --> 00:55:38,395 Sugar? 769 00:55:38,468 --> 00:55:40,369 Yeah, two please. 770 00:55:42,306 --> 00:55:44,298 What are you smiling about? 771 00:55:45,142 --> 00:55:46,201 Nothing. 772 00:55:50,214 --> 00:55:52,149 I'm just happy to be here. 773 00:55:55,719 --> 00:55:58,985 I find it really hard to concentrate around you. 774 00:55:59,156 --> 00:56:00,818 I'm so into you. 775 00:56:03,560 --> 00:56:06,894 Do you find it hard to concentrate around me? 776 00:56:06,964 --> 00:56:08,296 Now and then? 777 00:56:17,241 --> 00:56:19,005 It's symbolic. 778 00:56:20,744 --> 00:56:21,939 Life... 779 00:56:22,012 --> 00:56:23,344 equals love... 780 00:56:23,513 --> 00:56:27,245 which actually equals death. Life equals death. 781 00:56:29,753 --> 00:56:31,346 It's symbolic? 782 00:56:32,189 --> 00:56:33,919 Symbolic death? 783 00:56:34,591 --> 00:56:36,355 Symbols of life... 784 00:56:36,526 --> 00:56:38,188 and death and love. 785 00:56:38,362 --> 00:56:41,264 Life equals death, which is in the middle... 786 00:56:41,431 --> 00:56:46,369 The subset is love which is really what the symbol is: love. 787 00:56:46,536 --> 00:56:49,768 Life equals love equals death. It's symbolic. 788 00:56:52,542 --> 00:56:53,771 Wait. 789 00:57:03,620 --> 00:57:06,613 The woman with "life" painted on her... 790 00:57:07,291 --> 00:57:08,281 area... 791 00:57:08,458 --> 00:57:10,552 and she's stabbing to death... 792 00:57:10,727 --> 00:57:14,129 a man with a knife that says "love" on it. 793 00:57:15,299 --> 00:57:17,234 Then in big letters it says: 794 00:57:17,401 --> 00:57:20,633 "Life equals love equals death." 795 00:57:21,972 --> 00:57:23,736 That's not very symbolic. 796 00:57:23,907 --> 00:57:25,808 It's kind of spelled out. 797 00:57:26,476 --> 00:57:27,739 So... 798 00:57:27,911 --> 00:57:29,743 it sucks. 799 00:57:29,980 --> 00:57:31,073 Hans! 800 00:57:31,315 --> 00:57:34,479 No, it doesn't suck, it's just that it's not really... 801 00:57:34,651 --> 00:57:37,746 You know, it's a literal painting. It's not symbolic. 802 00:57:37,921 --> 00:57:40,413 Which is fine. It's literal. 803 00:57:40,590 --> 00:57:42,752 Right. Just literally sucks. 804 00:57:43,427 --> 00:57:44,588 No. 805 00:57:44,761 --> 00:57:47,595 No, you're right. It just symbolically sucks. 806 00:57:53,437 --> 00:57:56,271 Certainly isn't very literal anymore, is it? 807 00:57:58,175 --> 00:57:59,609 It's symbolic. 808 00:58:02,779 --> 00:58:04,270 Do you believe in... 809 00:58:05,282 --> 00:58:06,773 a big love? 810 00:58:07,517 --> 00:58:09,349 Is that a serious question? 811 00:58:13,957 --> 00:58:15,118 Look... 812 00:58:15,625 --> 00:58:17,184 when I was 16... 813 00:58:17,361 --> 00:58:19,694 I was in love with a guy, William. 814 00:58:21,131 --> 00:58:24,295 I was completely absorbed by him. 815 00:58:24,868 --> 00:58:28,669 I felt like I had no sense of autonomy, no sense of being. 816 00:58:28,739 --> 00:58:30,571 I almost didn't exist without him. 817 00:58:30,640 --> 00:58:34,975 I couldn't sleep, eat. I couldn't do anything unless he was around. 818 00:58:35,145 --> 00:58:38,047 It was like I was just the same person. 819 00:58:38,215 --> 00:58:41,208 And I thought that was being madly in love... 820 00:58:41,385 --> 00:58:43,377 or "the big love" as you'd say. 821 00:58:43,553 --> 00:58:45,385 I read an article recently... 822 00:58:45,555 --> 00:58:49,549 about how overrated this sense of falling in love is. 823 00:58:50,394 --> 00:58:53,330 People just seem to think it's all that initial thing. 824 00:58:53,497 --> 00:58:55,830 The flowers, the explosions and... 825 00:58:55,999 --> 00:58:59,731 that excitement you see when you see someone. 826 00:58:59,803 --> 00:59:01,294 And then what? 827 00:59:01,905 --> 00:59:04,067 No one knows how to maintain that. 828 00:59:04,141 --> 00:59:05,973 That's what the big love is. 829 00:59:06,043 --> 00:59:09,411 The capacity to reinvent the relationship... 830 00:59:09,579 --> 00:59:11,912 expand and maintain the feeling. 831 00:59:12,082 --> 00:59:15,177 And not feel that if you don't have it, then it's not working. 832 00:59:15,352 --> 00:59:17,514 You walk out and find it elsewhere. 833 00:59:18,922 --> 00:59:21,915 No, that big love you're talking about, I think... 834 00:59:22,092 --> 00:59:23,754 that's just for lovers. 835 00:59:28,365 --> 00:59:29,526 So... 836 00:59:29,599 --> 00:59:31,090 you have some... 837 00:59:31,701 --> 00:59:33,533 feelings on this issue. 838 00:59:37,107 --> 00:59:39,372 Deep-seated feelings. 839 00:59:41,111 --> 00:59:44,104 I need to tell you, you went crazy earlier. 840 00:59:46,116 --> 00:59:48,551 Sometimes I feel things, Lucy. 841 00:59:49,453 --> 00:59:51,945 What you feel, I treat. 842 00:59:59,896 --> 01:00:01,558 Do you feel that? 843 01:00:04,901 --> 01:00:06,233 Maybe. 844 01:00:09,639 --> 01:00:11,301 Flesh... 845 01:00:12,242 --> 01:00:14,143 is symbolic. 846 01:00:15,745 --> 01:00:17,145 Love... 847 01:00:18,415 --> 01:00:20,077 is flesh. 848 01:00:21,751 --> 01:00:23,583 And flesh... 849 01:00:24,754 --> 01:00:26,313 equals... 850 01:00:27,424 --> 01:00:29,154 symbolic. 851 01:00:30,760 --> 01:00:32,592 Our paintings... 852 01:00:33,597 --> 01:00:35,759 and our fingers... 853 01:00:36,433 --> 01:00:38,493 equals symbolic... 854 01:00:40,837 --> 01:00:42,169 flesh. 855 01:00:45,509 --> 01:00:48,001 All right, one kiss but that's all. 856 01:00:51,781 --> 01:00:52,942 So... 857 01:00:53,016 --> 01:00:56,350 you don't think someone could see someone from afar... 858 01:00:56,520 --> 01:00:59,957 fall hopelessly in love with them and live happily ever after? 859 01:01:00,357 --> 01:01:03,020 "One looks everywhere for something to lean on. 860 01:01:04,194 --> 01:01:07,187 One is charmed by the hope of having found it. 861 01:01:08,198 --> 01:01:11,794 Turns out to be a dream in which the harsh facts... 862 01:01:11,968 --> 01:01:14,199 are scattered with the rude awakening." 863 01:01:16,573 --> 01:01:18,235 Who said that? Cher? 864 01:01:22,212 --> 01:01:24,044 Marie Ann Du Daffand. 865 01:01:24,214 --> 01:01:25,705 She's a writer. 866 01:01:30,887 --> 01:01:32,822 You really are funny. 867 01:01:38,328 --> 01:01:39,990 Do you know what you are? 868 01:01:42,999 --> 01:01:46,492 You're a girl who stands... 869 01:01:46,670 --> 01:01:48,502 zero chance... 870 01:01:51,174 --> 01:01:53,234 of ever being kissed... 871 01:01:54,578 --> 01:01:56,171 by any other man. 872 01:01:59,583 --> 01:02:01,347 That's what you are. 873 01:03:40,784 --> 01:03:44,687 How's that girlfriend ofyours? The one you have all those... 874 01:03:44,854 --> 01:03:47,790 passive-aggressive voyeuristic fantasies about? 875 01:03:47,957 --> 01:03:50,688 With all due respect, I'd rather not hear your opinion. 876 01:03:50,860 --> 01:03:52,692 You should let him help you. 877 01:03:52,862 --> 01:03:55,195 He gets paid a lot to help people. 878 01:03:55,265 --> 01:03:56,597 That's okay. 879 01:03:57,300 --> 01:04:00,293 Wasn't there something you needed to discuss? 880 01:04:00,537 --> 01:04:02,472 Joe, come on. 881 01:04:02,539 --> 01:04:04,007 What is it? 882 01:04:08,645 --> 01:04:12,548 Joe and I have been discussing, very superficially... 883 01:04:13,216 --> 01:04:14,878 this idea that we... 884 01:04:15,819 --> 01:04:17,720 had for... 885 01:04:17,887 --> 01:04:19,822 opening a kid's school. 886 01:04:20,156 --> 01:04:21,988 School for kids. 887 01:04:26,663 --> 01:04:28,825 That's a fine idea, sweetheart. 888 01:04:29,499 --> 01:04:33,994 If you weren't going to Harvard, then taking over the clinic, I'd help you. 889 01:04:34,237 --> 01:04:36,172 No, no, of course... 890 01:04:40,510 --> 01:04:43,503 You're going to Harvard and our grade school is history? 891 01:04:43,680 --> 01:04:46,912 What do you suggest that I do? It's all arranged. 892 01:04:47,083 --> 01:04:48,745 It can be unarranged. 893 01:04:48,918 --> 01:04:50,750 You mean rearranged. 894 01:04:51,187 --> 01:04:54,021 - What? - "Unarranged" isn't a word. 895 01:04:55,024 --> 01:04:56,925 It can be rearranged. 896 01:04:57,093 --> 01:05:01,531 You don't just rearrange a relationship. It doesn't work like that. 897 01:05:01,698 --> 01:05:04,532 - Whatever. I have a date. - So do I. 898 01:05:04,601 --> 01:05:06,968 Great. Five days to go, we both have dates. 899 01:05:07,036 --> 01:05:11,201 But your credibility is shot. Halfway down you'd want to go back. 900 01:05:11,274 --> 01:05:13,937 That's not true. I've never been more resolved. 901 01:05:15,378 --> 01:05:16,607 Whatever. 902 01:05:18,114 --> 01:05:19,605 You lied to me. 903 01:05:26,456 --> 01:05:27,947 Oh, fuck. 904 01:05:29,125 --> 01:05:31,560 It's like Mickey Rourke or someone that... 905 01:05:31,628 --> 01:05:33,290 can't make it to the bed... 906 01:05:33,363 --> 01:05:36,959 and must do it standing against a pillar or something. 907 01:05:38,234 --> 01:05:40,897 I must put you up here like a contortionist... 908 01:05:41,304 --> 01:05:43,239 and do pli? s... 909 01:05:43,406 --> 01:05:45,466 and relevees... 910 01:05:45,809 --> 01:05:47,573 to keep it in there and... 911 01:05:47,911 --> 01:05:49,812 get it in there and... 912 01:05:50,246 --> 01:05:52,977 be effective all at the same time. 913 01:05:54,150 --> 01:05:56,642 I'd be happy to blow your mind but... 914 01:05:56,820 --> 01:05:58,652 can we just lie down? 915 01:05:59,155 --> 01:06:00,646 In a minute. 916 01:06:03,993 --> 01:06:07,259 - Have you had an AIDS test? - Negative. 917 01:06:07,430 --> 01:06:08,864 And you? 918 01:06:08,932 --> 01:06:12,425 - Fifteen for fifteen. - You've had 15 tests? 919 01:06:12,602 --> 01:06:15,504 Every four months for the last five years. 920 01:06:18,441 --> 01:06:20,273 Do you shoot drugs? 921 01:06:21,344 --> 01:06:23,438 Do you fuck guys? 922 01:06:24,447 --> 01:06:27,007 Do you sodomize junkie prostitutes? 923 01:06:27,283 --> 01:06:28,683 Without a condom? 924 01:06:31,855 --> 01:06:34,450 When was the last time you had sex? 925 01:06:34,691 --> 01:06:36,353 5 years ago. 926 01:06:36,860 --> 01:06:39,125 Then why all the AIDS tests? 927 01:06:39,696 --> 01:06:41,460 I don't want to talk about it. 928 01:06:42,298 --> 01:06:43,527 What? 929 01:06:43,700 --> 01:06:45,362 I need to know. 930 01:06:45,869 --> 01:06:48,964 I'm embarrassed about it. Can we not talk about it? 931 01:06:49,539 --> 01:06:51,872 Why all the AIDS tests? 932 01:06:54,811 --> 01:06:56,143 What is it? 933 01:06:57,313 --> 01:06:58,975 I masturbated. 934 01:07:00,316 --> 01:07:03,377 But you can't even get it from kissing, let alone jerking off. 935 01:07:03,553 --> 01:07:04,885 I don't know. 936 01:07:05,321 --> 01:07:07,483 What about phone sex? 937 01:07:09,559 --> 01:07:11,824 I'll have another test on Thursday. 938 01:07:12,662 --> 01:07:14,494 I think we're safe then. 939 01:07:17,333 --> 01:07:21,828 I cannot maneuver like this. I need to be able to deal with you properly. 940 01:07:22,005 --> 01:07:24,236 We have to lie down now. 941 01:07:26,843 --> 01:07:28,334 But in the kitchen. 942 01:07:28,411 --> 01:07:31,745 I'll throw your sorry ass on the floor here and fuck you. 943 01:07:31,915 --> 01:07:35,010 But you can't see the floor from your apartment. 944 01:07:36,419 --> 01:07:40,015 I know. I always hated that I couldn't see your ankles. 945 01:07:46,095 --> 01:07:48,530 Wait. What did you just say? 946 01:07:51,601 --> 01:07:53,433 You can't see the floor here... 947 01:07:53,770 --> 01:07:55,432 from your apartment. 948 01:08:00,209 --> 01:08:03,441 You know that I've been watching you? All this time? 949 01:08:03,613 --> 01:08:05,104 All these years? 950 01:08:05,949 --> 01:08:07,884 You know I've watched you? 951 01:08:08,217 --> 01:08:10,618 Of course. You knew that, Joe. 952 01:08:19,295 --> 01:08:21,287 No, really... 953 01:08:22,398 --> 01:08:23,889 I didn't. 954 01:08:24,133 --> 01:08:26,625 I was watching you watching me. 955 01:08:26,803 --> 01:08:28,294 I liked it. 956 01:08:28,738 --> 01:08:30,400 What's the problem? 957 01:08:44,153 --> 01:08:45,917 It wasn't like that. 958 01:08:46,422 --> 01:08:48,482 I've been smitten. I mean... 959 01:08:50,426 --> 01:08:52,088 I don't want you to be... 960 01:08:52,261 --> 01:08:53,923 some fantasy. 961 01:08:59,769 --> 01:09:01,761 I want you to be my girlfriend. 962 01:09:02,505 --> 01:09:04,167 To be a reality. 963 01:09:05,775 --> 01:09:07,334 Come on, Joe. 964 01:09:08,177 --> 01:09:10,169 You never wanted that. 965 01:09:15,118 --> 01:09:16,677 And if you do... 966 01:09:17,687 --> 01:09:20,350 you better look at who is standing before you. 967 01:09:28,297 --> 01:09:30,528 We're not reality material. 968 01:09:35,371 --> 01:09:37,033 I didn't know that. 969 01:09:47,717 --> 01:09:48,810 What's a cute... 970 01:09:49,385 --> 01:09:52,480 smart, sexy, good-looking guy... 971 01:09:53,823 --> 01:09:57,055 Why haven't you slept with a girl for the last five years? 972 01:09:59,495 --> 01:10:01,225 I've been saving myself. 973 01:10:02,398 --> 01:10:04,196 For who? 974 01:10:07,003 --> 01:10:08,995 I guess I don't know. 975 01:10:15,244 --> 01:10:16,576 See you. 976 01:10:20,583 --> 01:10:22,074 Come on. 977 01:11:54,210 --> 01:11:56,042 What're you doing? 978 01:11:57,346 --> 01:11:58,678 Nothing. 979 01:11:59,549 --> 01:12:01,211 How is everything? 980 01:12:02,451 --> 01:12:04,682 It's fine. It's great. 981 01:12:06,189 --> 01:12:07,282 Great. 982 01:12:09,559 --> 01:12:12,358 - You? - I'm having fun. 983 01:12:15,198 --> 01:12:16,860 I'm having a great time. 984 01:12:17,633 --> 01:12:19,397 Obviously. 985 01:12:19,468 --> 01:12:20,959 What's wrong? 986 01:12:24,040 --> 01:12:26,805 - What're you wearing? - What do you mean? 987 01:12:27,810 --> 01:12:30,541 What's that? You slapped some paint on... 988 01:12:30,713 --> 01:12:32,841 Creative. How'd it go with Bwicky? 989 01:12:33,683 --> 01:12:35,345 I don't want to talk about it. 990 01:12:38,721 --> 01:12:40,383 You don't want to talk? 991 01:12:40,556 --> 01:12:43,685 - I don't like your attitude. - What happened? 992 01:12:43,759 --> 01:12:45,352 Tell me. Talk. 993 01:12:45,428 --> 01:12:47,556 We fingerpainted, all right? 994 01:12:47,730 --> 01:12:51,497 He made me dinner, we fingerpainted and we talked! 995 01:12:51,667 --> 01:12:54,569 I thought you'd be happy I had a nice time. 996 01:12:54,737 --> 01:12:57,832 That we could call off this stupid death pact! 997 01:12:58,007 --> 01:12:59,839 Why would we call it off? 998 01:13:00,843 --> 01:13:04,678 Because, you andJane and me and Bwick. 999 01:13:05,181 --> 01:13:06,513 I like him. 1000 01:13:06,682 --> 01:13:09,242 You like him enough to call off the pact? 1001 01:13:10,019 --> 01:13:13,421 No, no, excuse me. I didn't realize he was so special. 1002 01:13:13,689 --> 01:13:16,181 I don't understand what this is all about. 1003 01:13:17,260 --> 01:13:20,526 Are you andJane not getting along? Is that what this is? 1004 01:13:22,265 --> 01:13:23,426 What? 1005 01:13:24,934 --> 01:13:26,527 A fucking painter. 1006 01:13:27,203 --> 01:13:28,694 You're in love... 1007 01:13:29,038 --> 01:13:31,269 with a fucking painter. 1008 01:13:32,441 --> 01:13:34,535 Bwick Elias. 1009 01:13:37,546 --> 01:13:41,039 This is just fucking perfect. I just don't believe it. 1010 01:13:45,221 --> 01:13:46,553 I mean, that... 1011 01:13:47,390 --> 01:13:49,052 stupid... 1012 01:13:49,792 --> 01:13:51,954 pseudo-intellectual... 1013 01:13:52,128 --> 01:13:53,790 Counting Crows-headed... 1014 01:13:53,963 --> 01:13:57,161 "love equals life equals death"... 1015 01:13:57,400 --> 01:13:58,993 pop... 1016 01:13:59,068 --> 01:14:00,400 bullshit! 1017 01:14:03,239 --> 01:14:04,400 Fucking! 1018 01:14:04,473 --> 01:14:05,463 Fuck! 1019 01:14:07,076 --> 01:14:11,480 If you think that that fucking guy is coming into my house! 1020 01:14:11,547 --> 01:14:12,879 Excuse me. 1021 01:14:12,982 --> 01:14:14,974 Excuse me. Your house? 1022 01:14:15,251 --> 01:14:16,651 Excuse me. 1023 01:14:17,987 --> 01:14:19,979 Your house. Sorry. 1024 01:14:20,423 --> 01:14:22,415 I'm out of here. 1025 01:14:23,092 --> 01:14:24,492 Whatever. 1026 01:15:46,742 --> 01:15:48,233 Hello, darling. 1027 01:15:50,513 --> 01:15:52,004 How are you? 1028 01:15:53,349 --> 01:15:57,411 I'm opening a grade school. I'm not going to Harvard. 1029 01:16:00,689 --> 01:16:04,353 And maybe you'll help me, maybe not; but this is really... 1030 01:16:04,527 --> 01:16:07,520 This is what I want to do, so I hope you'll support me. 1031 01:16:13,102 --> 01:16:14,764 Why do you do that? 1032 01:16:16,539 --> 01:16:17,871 Do what? 1033 01:16:17,940 --> 01:16:20,205 Chuckle when I tell you something important. 1034 01:16:20,776 --> 01:16:22,938 Oh, honey, that's your perception. 1035 01:16:23,379 --> 01:16:25,041 It's what happens. 1036 01:16:25,214 --> 01:16:29,117 I tell you something that's important to me... 1037 01:16:34,723 --> 01:16:38,057 I don't want to wait till one of us dies to get closer. 1038 01:16:43,232 --> 01:16:47,636 Be with kids who want to be adults instead of adults who want to be kids? 1039 01:16:48,471 --> 01:16:50,303 Yes, exactly. 1040 01:16:53,742 --> 01:16:55,574 I hope you know... 1041 01:16:57,246 --> 01:16:59,806 how proud of you I am. 1042 01:17:02,818 --> 01:17:05,913 I hope you know how proud I've always been of you. 1043 01:17:11,827 --> 01:17:14,490 And of how much I have always loved you. 1044 01:17:16,832 --> 01:17:18,164 Thank you, Daddy. 1045 01:17:19,768 --> 01:17:21,430 I love you too. 1046 01:17:21,837 --> 01:17:22,998 Really. 1047 01:17:28,077 --> 01:17:29,409 Listen up. 1048 01:17:29,578 --> 01:17:31,570 If Mopey Boy paints upside down... 1049 01:17:31,747 --> 01:17:34,808 does that mean you must look at the painting upside down? 1050 01:17:35,417 --> 01:17:36,908 Yes? No? 1051 01:17:37,586 --> 01:17:40,078 You think about it and we'll talk next time. 1052 01:17:40,156 --> 01:17:41,488 Get out of here. 1053 01:17:41,557 --> 01:17:43,423 I'll see you guys all next... 1054 01:17:46,328 --> 01:17:47,660 I'll see you soon. 1055 01:17:53,602 --> 01:17:54,934 What are you up to? 1056 01:17:59,441 --> 01:18:00,841 What're you doing? 1057 01:18:01,610 --> 01:18:04,273 Putting money in the piggy bank. 1058 01:18:04,680 --> 01:18:05,841 Why? 1059 01:18:06,015 --> 01:18:08,348 To earn money for our new school. 1060 01:18:19,628 --> 01:18:22,621 I don't want you to do that. Keep your money. 1061 01:18:33,475 --> 01:18:35,967 You look even more pathetic than usual. 1062 01:18:36,478 --> 01:18:37,468 Stop. 1063 01:18:37,646 --> 01:18:38,978 I'm kidding. 1064 01:18:49,658 --> 01:18:50,990 Jane again? 1065 01:18:52,828 --> 01:18:54,490 I don't care about her. 1066 01:18:54,663 --> 01:18:58,156 You whined about her all these years. Now you don't want her. 1067 01:18:58,334 --> 01:19:00,064 What an asshole. 1068 01:19:00,236 --> 01:19:01,898 I've been living with this girl. 1069 01:19:02,404 --> 01:19:03,838 This friend. 1070 01:19:06,075 --> 01:19:07,566 My best friend. 1071 01:19:10,246 --> 01:19:11,680 I'm proud of you. 1072 01:19:13,215 --> 01:19:14,205 Why? 1073 01:19:14,283 --> 01:19:18,186 You figured out the girl in your heart isn't the girl in your dreams. 1074 01:19:18,520 --> 01:19:20,853 Some people never figure that out. 1075 01:19:21,857 --> 01:19:24,019 You're Mr. Fucking Philosopher? 1076 01:19:24,426 --> 01:19:25,758 Is she in love with you? 1077 01:19:26,528 --> 01:19:27,689 No. 1078 01:19:27,863 --> 01:19:30,765 Not anymore. I mean, not like that. 1079 01:19:30,933 --> 01:19:33,368 Not like anything. I've ruined it. 1080 01:19:33,769 --> 01:19:35,431 I once had a girl. 1081 01:19:35,938 --> 01:19:40,205 I'll never forget the day she told me, "I don't love you anymore." 1082 01:19:41,777 --> 01:19:44,770 I never wanted to feel that way, so I never took a chance. 1083 01:19:44,947 --> 01:19:48,440 I stopped breathing, that's how much it hurt. 1084 01:19:50,619 --> 01:19:53,054 So you can sit here with me... 1085 01:19:53,222 --> 01:19:56,386 and not breathe the rest of your life, or you can try. 1086 01:19:58,727 --> 01:20:00,457 Come on, look. 1087 01:20:00,896 --> 01:20:03,627 Paint her a picture, give her some roses... 1088 01:20:03,899 --> 01:20:06,630 write her a cute note and she's yours. 1089 01:20:12,241 --> 01:20:13,402 Thanks. 1090 01:20:13,475 --> 01:20:14,807 Piss off. 1091 01:20:31,160 --> 01:20:32,924 EarlyJane. 1092 01:20:50,946 --> 01:20:52,278 Bwick Elias. 1093 01:20:52,681 --> 01:20:54,172 He's cute. 1094 01:20:54,850 --> 01:20:56,341 Sweet. 1095 01:20:56,685 --> 01:20:58,278 He's talented. 1096 01:21:00,956 --> 01:21:02,618 He makes me giggle. 1097 01:21:04,193 --> 01:21:05,627 He's rich. 1098 01:21:07,129 --> 01:21:09,860 But, come on, let's face it, he's a dick. 1099 01:21:10,032 --> 01:21:12,695 I mean, he's like your old boyfriend, Dick. 1100 01:21:15,471 --> 01:21:18,964 He's not like aJoe, he is more like a Dick. 1101 01:21:25,981 --> 01:21:28,143 Why would I bring upJoe now? 1102 01:21:34,490 --> 01:21:36,652 Joe's in love withJane. 1103 01:21:37,993 --> 01:21:40,895 Beautiful, lovely, tallJane. 1104 01:21:46,168 --> 01:21:48,000 I hateJane. 1105 01:21:49,571 --> 01:21:52,666 I'd like to get her in therapy, fuck her up real good. 1106 01:22:21,370 --> 01:22:22,861 You think? 1107 01:22:23,939 --> 01:22:25,430 Bingo. 1108 01:22:26,208 --> 01:22:28,370 25 cents, please. 1109 01:23:47,356 --> 01:23:48,619 NotJoe. 1110 01:23:50,025 --> 01:23:53,189 I think you're really neat but I don't want to see you anymore. 1111 01:23:53,362 --> 01:23:54,853 I'm sorry. 1112 01:23:57,332 --> 01:23:59,665 I want to show you something. 1113 01:24:01,637 --> 01:24:03,299 What do you see? 1114 01:24:04,873 --> 01:24:06,205 I don't know. 1115 01:24:07,042 --> 01:24:08,635 Immature. 1116 01:24:09,411 --> 01:24:10,572 Paint. 1117 01:24:10,646 --> 01:24:11,978 Lots of... 1118 01:24:12,314 --> 01:24:13,646 ugly paint. 1119 01:24:14,049 --> 01:24:15,881 It's a beautiful girl... 1120 01:24:16,051 --> 01:24:17,883 and I hope it's me. 1121 01:24:18,554 --> 01:24:20,386 Wait! Lucy! 1122 01:24:22,391 --> 01:24:24,155 I really like you. 1123 01:24:34,570 --> 01:24:36,562 I like you too, Bwick. 1124 01:24:37,005 --> 01:24:39,839 But I'm pretty sure I'm in love with someone else. 1125 01:25:15,944 --> 01:25:17,606 Hi. Excuse me. 1126 01:26:14,269 --> 01:26:19,173 We should jump out there. If we jump here, the highway might break our fall. 1127 01:26:19,341 --> 01:26:22,505 Out there it's just a straight shot down to the cold water. 1128 01:26:23,178 --> 01:26:25,443 I thought you'd break my fall. 1129 01:26:32,187 --> 01:26:34,179 What happened to Bwicky? 1130 01:26:38,694 --> 01:26:40,686 I wasn't interested. 1131 01:26:46,201 --> 01:26:47,863 Where'sJane? 1132 01:26:49,805 --> 01:26:51,137 I don't know. 1133 01:27:05,053 --> 01:27:06,988 I'm scared, Joe. 1134 01:27:08,490 --> 01:27:09,651 Me too. 1135 01:27:16,398 --> 01:27:18,162 What are you scared about? 1136 01:27:18,900 --> 01:27:20,493 What are you scared about? 1137 01:27:21,236 --> 01:27:23,000 I asked you first. 1138 01:27:25,073 --> 01:27:27,838 Are you scared because you're in love with me? 1139 01:27:30,345 --> 01:27:33,076 Are you scared because you're in love with me? 1140 01:27:34,750 --> 01:27:36,582 I asked you first. 1141 01:28:10,619 --> 01:28:11,712 Wait. 1142 01:28:11,787 --> 01:28:14,382 Don't try that hug test on me. I'm serious. 1143 01:28:14,556 --> 01:28:17,048 No, if you don't know after that kiss... 1144 01:28:27,302 --> 01:28:29,294 Doesn't this feel incestuous? 1145 01:28:29,371 --> 01:28:30,862 It's like when I was six... 1146 01:28:30,939 --> 01:28:33,807 and we'd play "Seven Minutes in Heaven" with my cousins. 1147 01:28:33,975 --> 01:28:35,637 That's gross. 1148 01:28:39,815 --> 01:28:41,306 If I'd have fallen... 1149 01:28:41,483 --> 01:28:42,974 wouldyou have caught me? 1150 01:28:43,985 --> 01:28:45,681 I would have tried. 1151 01:28:45,754 --> 01:28:47,985 But who knows my physical capabilities... 1152 01:28:48,156 --> 01:28:50,318 straddling a bridge, gravity. 1153 01:28:50,492 --> 01:28:55,089 I'm trying to think, two plus two plus one, minus one man... 1154 01:28:55,163 --> 01:28:58,258 If you can free yourself from your brain for two seconds... 1155 01:28:58,433 --> 01:29:00,265 and allow me offyour couch... 1156 01:29:00,669 --> 01:29:03,104 I will take your crazy spit test. 1157 01:29:03,271 --> 01:29:04,671 Really? 1158 01:29:05,707 --> 01:29:07,539 I love you so much, Lucy. 1159 01:29:07,609 --> 01:29:09,601 I love you, too, Joe. 80441

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