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(opening theme playing)
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Easy, robin, easy.
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Get this serum right
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And you'll finally be able
to grow that moustache.
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(girls screaming)
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-(glass shatters)
-(rattling)
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(bellowing)
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Ha! Yee-haw!
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-(cyborg whooping)
-whoa! What are you doing?
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Both: Indoor rodeo!
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-Ahhh!
-(glass shatters)
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(both whooping)
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-Beast boy: Hold on, boy!
-(screams)
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-(bellows)
-(grunting)
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Ow! (groans)
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(bellows)
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-(laughs)
-oh, man!
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I believe I just set the new
indoor rodeo record!
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(starfire clears throat)
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Both: What?
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I hope you intend
to eliminate this mess.
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The maid can take care of it.
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We don't have a maid.
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And that is our problem, how?
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Come on,
we were just goofing off.
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Life's not just
about goofing off.
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It's also about
responsibilities.
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-Ugh!
-Ugh!
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-(teeth rattling)
-what?
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-What's wrong?
-That word.
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Responsibility?
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Both: Ahhh!
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Seriously, you guys
need to start thinking
about the future.
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We have, and it's gonna be
even better than the present,
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'cause things always improve.
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In the future, they're gonna
finally eradicate
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That thing you keep
talking about.
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Responsibility?
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All: (echoing)
responsibility.
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-Make them stop saying it.
-Let's get out of here, bro!
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(both screaming)
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(thud)
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(both chomping)
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Nothing like a little pizza
to make us forget our
friends' thoughtful advice.
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It helps, but I think I'm
gonna need a movie, too.
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(both gasp)
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-It's mine!
-Gimme!
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-Drop it!
-Let go!
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That floor pizza is mine!
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I saw it first!
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Me too,
and I'm still looking at it.
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So am I!
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Staring contest.
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Last one to look away
from the slice gets it.
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You're on!
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(clock ticking)
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(indistinct chatter)
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(squeaking)
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(chuckles)
you blinked, I win.
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(chomping)
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Ugh!
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This pizza tastes like
it's 30 years old!
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Because we've been here
for...30 years?
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High-five for the longest
staring contest ever.
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We got to tell the others.
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If they're not dead.
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Robin! Raven! Starfire!
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Where is everybody?
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Uh, excuse me, ma'am.
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-Oh, hi, guys.
-(cooing)
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Long time no see.
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(baby crying)
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-Both: Ahhh!
-Robin?
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Cyborg: What is that thing?
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It's not a thing.
It's my baby.
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Nobody cares about that baby!
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We're talking about
your mullet, dude.
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Oh, just a new look.
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And I go by the name
nightwing now.
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All part of growing up.
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So you and starfire finally
tied the knot, huh?
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No, me and batgirl.
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Hi, guys.
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What happened to you, man?
85
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You used to be so much cooler!
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Relatively speaking.
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We got to get you out of here.
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Let's go to a movie.
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I can't.
It's my night to fix dinner.
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Says who?
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It's just one of my
responsibilities.
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(both scream)
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Make it stop, cyborg!
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This is a nightmare!
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Where are the others?
Where's starfire?
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Oh, she moved back home.
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Hey, starfire!
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(growling)
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Ahh!
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(grunting)
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Hey, starfire,
what's up with those guys?
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What is up,
is that I am now
queen of tamaran,
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And they work for me.
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Great! So come to the
movies with us.
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You got movies
on this planet, right?
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We have gladiators battling
three-headed carnian dragons
with laser eyes.
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That could be fun.
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Unfortunately,
I cannot join you.
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But you're the queen, come on.
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And with that honor
comes responsibilities.
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-(both scream)
-not again!
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Ah, the humanity!
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Maybe raven hasn't changed.
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Where is she?
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(whistles) this is the nicest
other dimensional plane
I have ever seen.
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Uh, it's okay.
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Raven!
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Raven!
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Whoa!
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What happened to you?
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Well, I defeated my father
in the ultimate battle
of good versus evil.
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Afterwards, I was reborn
as pure energy,
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An all-powerful force of good.
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Now I pretty much keep
the whole universe in balance.
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Hang on a sec.
Azarath metrion zinthos!
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-Just saved a planet.
-Good job.
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So, you're like a celestial
goddess or something?
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It's a living.
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What are you guys
doing up here, anyway?
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You're not dead, are you?
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Nah, just looking for someone
to go to the movies with us.
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Sorry! Balancing
all the good and evil
throughout the galaxies
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Is a fulltime job.
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-And a big respons...
-Don't you say
that word!
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Don't you say that word!
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La, la, la, la, la, la,
la, la, la, la!
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(both scream)
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(fart-like noise)
139
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Dude, the future stinks.
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All of our friends are stuck
in dead-end jobs.
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Husband, bleh!
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Queen, what-evs!
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Goddess of the universe, pssh!
144
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I cannot live
in a world like this.
145
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And they shouldn't
have to either.
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We've got to save them
from themselves.
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-But how?
-Simple.
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All we have to dois invent a time machine,
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Go back 30 yearsand change one little thin.
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Then we comeback to the future
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And everythingwill be different.
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So obvious. Let's do it.
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(drilling noises)
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-You guys want leftovers?
-No!
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-It's pasta.
-No!
156
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Do you mind keeping it down?
The kids are trying to sleep.
157
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When we're done,
you won't have to worry
about your kids anymore.
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-Huh?
-Once we get our
time machine finished,
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We're going to go back
and fix the future
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So you guys don't
end up like this.
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You're welcome, by the way.
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Wait a minute. I like my life.
I love my family.
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Dude, your family's horrible!
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-Yes, robin?
-They're trying
to change history.
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Don't do this.
I command you.
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-Hey! You're not
the boss of me.
-Technically I am.
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Immortal goddess, remember?
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Oh, yeah.
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Well, not for long,
you're not.
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All done. Let's go, bro.
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(both grunt)
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You guys are going nowhere.
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-Oh, yeah?
-(bellows)
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You forgot, you're talking to
an indoor rodeo champion!
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-(bellows)
-hee-haw!
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(cyborg whoops)
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(thud)
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(raven grunting)
ow! Whoa!
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-Cyborg: Whoo!
Yeah, baby!
-Ahh!
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Shh!
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The kids.
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Sorry, hun.
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So far, so good.
What do we do now?
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We change one little thing.
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We share the last slice.
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Beast boy: Yes!
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(both chomping)
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You think this is
a big enough change
to alter the future?
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Guess we'll have to wait
30 years to find out.
190
00:10:03,402 --> 00:10:05,570
You know the best part
of living in a society
191
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That's broken down
and there's nothing
left but chaos?
192
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No responsibilities?
193
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-You know it!
-(explosion)
194
00:10:18,117 --> 00:10:21,086
The robot overlords have
taken over the entire city.
195
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How did things get to this?
196
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I think it had something to do
with sharing a slice of pizza.
197
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You think this is bad?
198
00:10:28,962 --> 00:10:30,462
It could have been
a lot worse, man.
199
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You almost had a baby!
200
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-And a mullet!
-(explosion)
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Run!
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Yep! This is a future
I can live with.
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