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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:27,385 --> 00:00:30,856 Los Angeles. City of Angels, land of dreams. 2 00:00:30,889 --> 00:00:32,157 This is my town. 3 00:00:32,190 --> 00:00:34,326 Gorgeous girls, golden sunshine 4 00:00:34,360 --> 00:00:36,028 and money. 5 00:00:36,062 --> 00:00:38,330 Lots and lots of money. 6 00:00:38,364 --> 00:00:40,764 The Statue of Liberty may ask for your tired and your hungry, 7 00:00:41,533 --> 00:00:43,369 but on Rodeo Drive, 8 00:00:43,402 --> 00:00:45,371 all we really want is your black card. 9 00:00:47,239 --> 00:00:49,208 Every power player, CEO 10 00:00:49,241 --> 00:00:50,741 and A-lister in the world wants a piece 11 00:00:50,742 --> 00:00:52,878 of the tinsel-covered Hollywood dirt. 12 00:00:52,912 --> 00:00:56,715 And L. A.'s got the estates to make their wet dreams a reality. 13 00:00:58,850 --> 00:01:01,086 From blue ocean to elite hills, 14 00:01:01,120 --> 00:01:02,954 L.A.'s got it all. 15 00:01:02,988 --> 00:01:04,956 So, who am I? 16 00:01:04,990 --> 00:01:07,859 Well, when Moroccan monarchs, Tokyo tycoons 17 00:01:07,893 --> 00:01:10,262 and Wall Street raiders waltz into town, 18 00:01:10,296 --> 00:01:11,797 I'm the man who makes it happen. 19 00:01:11,830 --> 00:01:14,533 Woodman. Jack Woodman. 20 00:01:15,301 --> 00:01:17,469 Welcome to your new home. 21 00:01:21,307 --> 00:01:23,842 My God, this place is gorgeous. 22 00:01:23,875 --> 00:01:26,845 Mr. Payman. Mwah, mwah. 23 00:01:27,846 --> 00:01:29,981 So, what do we think? 24 00:01:30,615 --> 00:01:31,583 Mmm. 25 00:01:31,617 --> 00:01:33,897 This would go for half the price back in Toledo. 26 00:01:34,353 --> 00:01:35,987 I think it's too much, 27 00:01:36,021 --> 00:01:38,124 which explains why it hasn't been sold yet. 28 00:01:38,157 --> 00:01:40,826 Do not be intimidated by the price. 29 00:01:40,859 --> 00:01:43,462 Now, who wants to go on a little tour? 30 00:01:43,495 --> 00:01:45,997 This house is hotter than the flash in your tie. 31 00:01:46,031 --> 00:01:48,467 Got three offers on it already, my man. 32 00:01:48,500 --> 00:01:50,136 Are they written or verbal? 33 00:01:50,169 --> 00:01:53,004 Scott, we both know talk is cheap. 34 00:01:53,038 --> 00:01:55,341 You are going to lose your dream palace over here 35 00:01:55,374 --> 00:01:58,944 by being penny-wise and dollar-foolish. 36 00:01:58,977 --> 00:02:00,579 Maybe we should place an offer. 37 00:02:02,581 --> 00:02:03,582 Smart. 38 00:02:04,550 --> 00:02:06,018 What's the highest offer? 39 00:02:06,052 --> 00:02:09,121 What do you mean it's selling for 6.5 million? 40 00:02:09,355 --> 00:02:12,057 - What? - We got outbid. 41 00:02:12,090 --> 00:02:13,930 We were almost in escrow, man! I could feel it! 42 00:02:13,960 --> 00:02:15,640 I'm telling you, man, they countered! 43 00:02:17,964 --> 00:02:20,766 No. I can't go any higher. Papa said no more. 44 00:02:20,899 --> 00:02:23,034 We take it back. We can get this. 45 00:02:23,068 --> 00:02:25,704 All right. I'm going to put my paws on the table, okay? 46 00:02:25,737 --> 00:02:27,373 - Yes. Come on. - Yeah! 47 00:02:27,406 --> 00:02:28,740 Yeah! Yeah! 48 00:02:28,774 --> 00:02:31,410 Don't worry about Emily and Scott. 49 00:02:31,443 --> 00:02:33,312 I'll find them an equally expensive property 50 00:02:33,345 --> 00:02:36,182 before you can even say "open house." 51 00:02:36,415 --> 00:02:38,084 God bless their hearts, though. 52 00:02:38,117 --> 00:02:41,453 Their timely counter-offer sure made Payman pay up. 53 00:02:42,187 --> 00:02:44,556 After all, it's not real friends. 54 00:02:44,590 --> 00:02:45,457 It's real estate. 55 00:02:46,892 --> 00:02:48,860 Whether it's Bel Air at $1,000 a foot 56 00:02:48,894 --> 00:02:51,163 or West Hollywood at 10 grand a month, 57 00:02:51,197 --> 00:02:53,332 in this game, you have to be ruthless. 58 00:02:53,565 --> 00:02:56,268 But to be great, we got to play by the exceptions, 59 00:02:56,302 --> 00:02:57,536 not the rules. 60 00:02:57,569 --> 00:02:59,538 That's where I reign supreme. 61 00:02:59,571 --> 00:03:01,240 I am the gray zone master. 62 00:03:01,273 --> 00:03:04,543 I do what's necessary to close the deal. 63 00:03:15,387 --> 00:03:18,257 Ah, the end of 2008. 64 00:03:18,290 --> 00:03:20,092 A lot of people hit rock-bottom this year. 65 00:03:20,126 --> 00:03:22,894 Oh, well. Too bad for them. 66 00:03:22,929 --> 00:03:25,764 Recession? Credit crisis? 67 00:03:25,797 --> 00:03:27,733 Subprime mortgage default? 68 00:03:27,766 --> 00:03:29,936 These words don't exist in the Woodman handbook. 69 00:03:29,969 --> 00:03:32,238 In my world, the party goes on. 70 00:03:32,271 --> 00:03:36,042 Champagne, caviar, naked beauties by the pool. 71 00:03:36,075 --> 00:03:39,278 And everyone wishing they were me. 72 00:03:39,311 --> 00:03:41,747 Jack, employee of the month. 73 00:03:41,780 --> 00:03:43,382 More like employee of the year. 74 00:03:43,415 --> 00:03:45,217 I was 29 years old. 75 00:03:45,251 --> 00:03:48,387 Set for life. 76 00:03:48,820 --> 00:03:50,622 Congrats, Jack. 77 00:03:50,656 --> 00:03:52,057 Don't you know it, Janey. 78 00:03:54,025 --> 00:03:56,428 So I told the guy my name's Aaron Glass. 79 00:03:56,662 --> 00:03:59,331 Don't you know who my dad is? 80 00:03:59,365 --> 00:04:01,467 Nice tits, babe. 81 00:04:01,500 --> 00:04:03,068 Ooh. 82 00:04:04,370 --> 00:04:05,070 Huh. 83 00:04:06,538 --> 00:04:07,706 Skank. 84 00:04:17,416 --> 00:04:18,656 Mind if I join you, boss? 85 00:04:20,852 --> 00:04:23,489 - How you doing? - Warrior Woodman. 86 00:04:23,522 --> 00:04:25,357 Done good, my boy. 87 00:04:25,391 --> 00:04:27,693 Tonight, we celebrate your home run. 88 00:04:28,860 --> 00:04:30,496 Tomorrow, 89 00:04:30,529 --> 00:04:32,498 we can give Aaron another shot. 90 00:04:32,531 --> 00:04:34,833 Look, Ron, the fact that he's your son 91 00:04:34,866 --> 00:04:37,669 means he's got my automatic respect. 92 00:04:37,703 --> 00:04:40,272 But the fact is, he's just not a team player. 93 00:04:40,306 --> 00:04:42,540 Which is cool. Some people like to operate solo. 94 00:04:42,541 --> 00:04:43,843 Not on this. 95 00:04:43,876 --> 00:04:47,345 We both know only you can take this to the next level. 96 00:04:49,415 --> 00:04:51,282 No mistakes this time. 97 00:04:51,317 --> 00:04:53,552 You just make sure you're on top of this. 98 00:04:54,453 --> 00:04:55,554 You got it. 99 00:04:57,556 --> 00:04:59,290 I need you to keep him sharp. 100 00:05:00,859 --> 00:05:02,394 Knock-knock. 101 00:05:04,363 --> 00:05:06,132 We were looking for you. 102 00:05:06,165 --> 00:05:08,000 What are you doing in here? 103 00:05:08,034 --> 00:05:10,101 You and my dad have a nice chat? 104 00:05:10,869 --> 00:05:12,838 Aaron, Aaron, Aaron. 105 00:05:12,871 --> 00:05:15,841 Once you start taking control of yourself 106 00:05:15,874 --> 00:05:18,377 and getting the hang of this real estate deal, 107 00:05:18,410 --> 00:05:20,846 you are going to make a killing. 108 00:05:21,079 --> 00:05:22,181 Okay? 109 00:05:22,214 --> 00:05:23,649 Your dad and I are just here 110 00:05:23,682 --> 00:05:26,218 to help you put the pieces back together after... 111 00:05:26,252 --> 00:05:28,387 - I know, I know, I know. - Hmm? 112 00:05:28,420 --> 00:05:30,556 After I pissed on the Miami deal, 113 00:05:30,589 --> 00:05:32,691 crashed the Ferrari, 114 00:05:32,724 --> 00:05:35,261 did two stints in rehab. 115 00:05:35,294 --> 00:05:39,565 Uh-huh. But all that's behind you now. 116 00:05:39,598 --> 00:05:43,135 All you got to do is work a little harder, Aaron. 117 00:05:43,169 --> 00:05:48,374 Pretty soon, you'll be company front man. 118 00:05:48,407 --> 00:05:49,741 I sure can't sell, Woodman. 119 00:05:53,011 --> 00:05:55,146 Anderson, do you mind? 120 00:05:56,014 --> 00:05:57,182 Yeah. 121 00:05:57,215 --> 00:05:58,950 See you, Anderson. 122 00:05:58,984 --> 00:06:02,087 I think that means we should be getting back to the party. 123 00:06:02,121 --> 00:06:03,722 I mean, it really is amazing. 124 00:06:03,755 --> 00:06:05,757 Go from an orphan kid, 125 00:06:05,791 --> 00:06:09,728 this drunk daddy, dead mommy, 126 00:06:09,761 --> 00:06:11,763 with just a GED, 127 00:06:11,797 --> 00:06:14,266 to the creme de la creme. 128 00:06:14,300 --> 00:06:15,134 Top shelf. 129 00:06:18,637 --> 00:06:19,971 Bravo, Jack. 130 00:06:21,540 --> 00:06:22,974 Not all of us are born lucky, pal. 131 00:06:45,031 --> 00:06:47,832 The so-called downturn in the real estate industry 132 00:06:47,833 --> 00:06:50,536 has become an all-out earthquake on the financial front... 133 00:06:52,003 --> 00:06:53,705 The concierge let us in. 134 00:06:53,739 --> 00:06:55,674 Compliments of REG. 135 00:06:55,707 --> 00:06:57,976 Take it easy, ladies. 136 00:06:58,009 --> 00:06:59,645 Isn't it a weeknight? 137 00:06:59,678 --> 00:07:01,012 Tomorrow, we rest. 138 00:07:02,381 --> 00:07:05,050 Tonight, we play. 139 00:07:05,083 --> 00:07:06,718 Well... 140 00:07:06,752 --> 00:07:10,356 If you insist. 141 00:07:10,389 --> 00:07:12,524 Oh, we do. 142 00:07:12,558 --> 00:07:14,393 Whoo-hoo! Yeah. 143 00:07:22,001 --> 00:07:24,436 This housing crash is quickly escalating 144 00:07:24,470 --> 00:07:27,073 into a full-on financial crisis. 145 00:07:27,106 --> 00:07:29,007 And I don't think there's going to be a single industry 146 00:07:29,008 --> 00:07:30,509 that is not affected... 147 00:07:30,542 --> 00:07:33,045 Payman, did I not tell you you'd enjoy the new digs, huh? 148 00:07:33,079 --> 00:07:34,013 Who loves you? 149 00:07:35,647 --> 00:07:37,349 Uh. So sorry, Tom. 150 00:07:41,387 --> 00:07:43,289 You and I. Cut everyone out. 151 00:07:43,322 --> 00:07:44,690 Perfect, all right. 152 00:07:45,123 --> 00:07:47,025 Thank you, Janey. 153 00:07:47,058 --> 00:07:48,494 Hey, cheer up, will you? 154 00:07:48,527 --> 00:07:51,197 The moment we close this Chen deal, 155 00:07:51,230 --> 00:07:56,235 we got everything we need to launch Woodman Plaza. 156 00:07:58,537 --> 00:08:01,207 So, what's Woodman Plaza? 157 00:08:01,240 --> 00:08:04,243 Imagine the finest five-star getaways, 158 00:08:04,276 --> 00:08:08,214 Shanghai, Dubai, New York, Vegas, 159 00:08:08,247 --> 00:08:09,915 all wrapped into one. 160 00:08:09,948 --> 00:08:13,219 A new world-class city center. 161 00:08:13,252 --> 00:08:15,521 Infinite stories of entertainment euphoria. 162 00:08:15,554 --> 00:08:16,722 Panoramic views. 163 00:08:16,755 --> 00:08:18,524 Shopping promenades. 164 00:08:18,557 --> 00:08:21,693 Theaters, casino, water parks. 165 00:08:21,727 --> 00:08:23,695 A members-only rooftop terrace. 166 00:08:23,729 --> 00:08:24,895 A pleasure palace, 167 00:08:24,896 --> 00:08:25,931 where happy endings 168 00:08:25,964 --> 00:08:27,866 are always guaranteed. 169 00:08:29,835 --> 00:08:32,471 This is my future. My empire. 170 00:08:32,504 --> 00:08:33,739 Jack? 171 00:08:33,772 --> 00:08:34,606 Jack! 172 00:08:36,107 --> 00:08:37,107 You're daydreaming again. 173 00:08:38,944 --> 00:08:41,447 My favorite pastime. 174 00:08:41,480 --> 00:08:43,615 Now, did we hear back from that offer we made? 175 00:08:43,649 --> 00:08:45,116 Didn't want to rain on your parade, 176 00:08:45,150 --> 00:08:46,918 but we got outbid. 177 00:08:47,352 --> 00:08:49,520 Outbid? 178 00:08:50,255 --> 00:08:52,357 Son of a bitch. 179 00:08:52,390 --> 00:08:53,892 Can't win them all, boss. 180 00:08:53,925 --> 00:08:56,295 I just needed to win that one. 181 00:08:56,328 --> 00:08:58,797 That would have been a dream lot for my baby. 182 00:08:58,830 --> 00:09:00,931 Something bigger and brighter is just around the corner. 183 00:09:00,932 --> 00:09:02,568 - You'll see. - You think it's karma? 184 00:09:02,601 --> 00:09:06,438 Well, speaking of karma, Chen's people emailed. 185 00:09:06,472 --> 00:09:08,574 The money's wired, and he's ready to close. 186 00:09:08,607 --> 00:09:09,774 I guess that means you should start picking out 187 00:09:09,775 --> 00:09:11,342 your next vacation spot. 188 00:09:12,644 --> 00:09:14,580 Oh, uh, don't forget, 189 00:09:14,613 --> 00:09:15,847 Aaron's speech is on in five minutes 190 00:09:15,848 --> 00:09:17,884 and rumor has it he's got a magic strategy 191 00:09:17,917 --> 00:09:20,250 that's going to flip this downturn on its head. 192 00:09:20,251 --> 00:09:22,087 Ooh. 193 00:09:22,621 --> 00:09:23,922 Foreclosures. 194 00:09:23,955 --> 00:09:25,591 Repossessed properties. 195 00:09:25,624 --> 00:09:28,627 The worst economic time since the Great Depression. 196 00:09:29,628 --> 00:09:30,962 Bad news for some. 197 00:09:30,996 --> 00:09:33,765 Great news for us. 198 00:09:33,799 --> 00:09:35,667 Now, our longtime friends at the bank 199 00:09:35,701 --> 00:09:38,337 have given us privileged access 200 00:09:38,370 --> 00:09:40,872 to the best upside-down properties out there. 201 00:09:42,874 --> 00:09:46,778 Here we have an unfinished 10-story luxury condo building, 202 00:09:46,812 --> 00:09:47,946 worth 200 million. 203 00:09:48,179 --> 00:09:51,683 Ready to nab for 60. 204 00:09:51,717 --> 00:09:54,820 This can be built for less than 140 million, 205 00:09:54,853 --> 00:09:57,523 but it's all yours for 60. 206 00:09:57,556 --> 00:10:00,158 Last but certainly not least, 207 00:10:00,191 --> 00:10:01,827 my personal favorite, 208 00:10:01,860 --> 00:10:05,997 a shabby rent-controlled rat hole in downtown. 209 00:10:06,031 --> 00:10:08,166 Or as I like to refer to it as, 210 00:10:08,199 --> 00:10:10,236 the "serendipitous slum." 211 00:10:10,369 --> 00:10:12,504 Now don't be fooled by appearances. 212 00:10:12,538 --> 00:10:14,806 This may be the most valuable one of them all. 213 00:10:14,840 --> 00:10:17,042 We can turn this gangbanger haven... 214 00:10:17,075 --> 00:10:19,345 ...into a world-class city center. 215 00:10:19,378 --> 00:10:21,813 Hotels, restaurants, multiplexes. 216 00:10:21,847 --> 00:10:24,883 So, while everyone else is declaring bankruptcy, 217 00:10:24,916 --> 00:10:26,918 let's put some coin in that piggy bank, 218 00:10:26,952 --> 00:10:28,955 and cement REG 219 00:10:28,988 --> 00:10:31,590 as the world's premier property agency. 220 00:10:32,023 --> 00:10:33,659 Thank you. 221 00:10:33,692 --> 00:10:34,426 Thank you. 222 00:10:39,565 --> 00:10:42,067 Jeff, Alex, this is Jack Woodman. 223 00:10:42,100 --> 00:10:43,869 - Nice to meet you. - Pleasure. 224 00:10:43,902 --> 00:10:47,373 He and Aaron are the stars of the show around here. 225 00:10:47,406 --> 00:10:48,906 How's the deal going with the Shanghai group? 226 00:10:48,907 --> 00:10:50,509 Just wrapping up. 227 00:10:50,542 --> 00:10:52,102 I enjoyed the presentation, by the way. 228 00:10:52,444 --> 00:10:53,545 Very theatrical. 229 00:10:54,413 --> 00:10:55,447 Gentlemen. 230 00:11:02,387 --> 00:11:03,455 And? 231 00:11:03,489 --> 00:11:04,789 What are your thoughts on the meeting? 232 00:11:04,790 --> 00:11:07,693 Jack Woodman. 233 00:11:07,726 --> 00:11:11,630 Hey, Jane, I think I hear a pot of coffee boiling. 234 00:11:16,067 --> 00:11:18,704 You have been doing your homework. 235 00:11:18,737 --> 00:11:20,539 Listen, I just stopped by 236 00:11:20,572 --> 00:11:23,242 to say cheers on the Chinese deal. 237 00:11:23,275 --> 00:11:26,378 And I hear the chump didn't even have to check his fortune cookie 238 00:11:26,412 --> 00:11:27,545 before transferring the dough. 239 00:11:27,546 --> 00:11:29,181 Congratulations. 240 00:11:29,215 --> 00:11:31,217 Still into that derogatory humor, aren't you? 241 00:11:31,650 --> 00:11:34,152 But your sources are accurate. 242 00:11:34,385 --> 00:11:36,154 Another one bites the dust. 243 00:11:37,856 --> 00:11:39,324 Cheers. 244 00:11:49,535 --> 00:11:51,369 Thanks for stopping by, Aaron. 245 00:11:51,402 --> 00:11:52,604 You forgot this. 246 00:11:52,638 --> 00:11:54,606 You know, if you play nice, 247 00:11:54,640 --> 00:11:56,560 I may just let you in on a few of these bargains. 248 00:12:22,801 --> 00:12:23,681 What's up, dogs? 249 00:12:39,818 --> 00:12:41,820 Mr. Mousian. 250 00:12:41,853 --> 00:12:43,122 It's Jack Woodman. 251 00:12:43,155 --> 00:12:45,691 We spoke on the phone? 252 00:12:45,724 --> 00:12:48,660 Your company already made me an offer. 253 00:12:48,694 --> 00:12:50,962 And I'm here to make you a better one, my friend. 254 00:12:50,996 --> 00:12:53,165 REG wants to buy you off cheap. 255 00:12:53,199 --> 00:12:54,966 Throw you out on the street, 256 00:12:55,000 --> 00:12:57,002 flip this place for a fortune. 257 00:12:57,035 --> 00:12:58,537 I'll at least find a way to pull out 258 00:12:58,570 --> 00:13:00,872 some long-term equity for you, buddy. 259 00:13:00,906 --> 00:13:04,510 All you sharks are alike. 260 00:13:04,543 --> 00:13:06,578 That's who swims best in rough waters, my man. 261 00:13:10,916 --> 00:13:13,051 Yeah, they do. 262 00:13:14,386 --> 00:13:17,424 Please, you can call me Moussy. 263 00:13:18,357 --> 00:13:20,692 Hey, get up, man. Your fucking mother is gonna to come. 264 00:13:20,926 --> 00:13:23,495 Hey, senora. Renta, por favor. 265 00:13:24,129 --> 00:13:25,564 Go, go. 266 00:13:25,597 --> 00:13:26,832 Nice ass, huh? 267 00:13:26,865 --> 00:13:28,498 I thought so, too. I thought so, too. 268 00:13:28,499 --> 00:13:29,835 Hey! 269 00:13:30,068 --> 00:13:32,804 This place is worse than a fucking Turkish prison. 270 00:13:32,838 --> 00:13:35,541 Why you want it? 271 00:13:35,574 --> 00:13:37,208 Look, Moussy, you've clearly earned yourself 272 00:13:37,209 --> 00:13:40,011 a well-deserved retirement in, uh... 273 00:13:40,045 --> 00:13:41,747 Glendale, right? 274 00:13:41,780 --> 00:13:43,849 No, I prefer Pasadena. 275 00:13:43,882 --> 00:13:47,719 Perfect. With the crash, Pasadena's going at $500 a foot. 276 00:13:47,753 --> 00:13:51,022 Look, the point is that your new home 277 00:13:51,056 --> 00:13:53,192 is wrapped up in the sale of this dump. 278 00:13:53,225 --> 00:13:55,727 What about all the people that call this place home? 279 00:13:55,761 --> 00:13:58,230 You can't change their fates, okay? 280 00:13:58,264 --> 00:14:00,031 They chose their paths. 281 00:14:00,065 --> 00:14:04,236 But you and I can do something about ours right now. 282 00:14:09,108 --> 00:14:10,342 How much is that? 283 00:14:10,376 --> 00:14:13,779 Enough for a down payment on the Pasadena palace. 284 00:14:13,913 --> 00:14:17,849 This here says that you're pulling out of the deal with REG. 285 00:14:17,883 --> 00:14:21,387 Once this place is in my hands, it'll be resurrected 286 00:14:21,420 --> 00:14:23,855 into the hotel of the millennium. 287 00:14:23,889 --> 00:14:25,757 And guess who's going to get himself 288 00:14:25,791 --> 00:14:27,559 some preferred stock shares. 289 00:14:27,593 --> 00:14:29,427 You, Moussy. 290 00:14:29,595 --> 00:14:31,730 All you got to do 291 00:14:31,763 --> 00:14:33,899 is sign right here, 292 00:14:33,933 --> 00:14:37,403 and we go home winners, my man. 293 00:14:37,436 --> 00:14:40,606 You know, where we come from, we shake before we sign. 294 00:14:46,845 --> 00:14:49,681 Tommy boy, you busy? 295 00:14:51,650 --> 00:14:53,285 I got something big. 296 00:15:08,200 --> 00:15:09,835 Tommy boy. 297 00:15:09,868 --> 00:15:11,803 Jack! 298 00:15:11,837 --> 00:15:12,938 The king has returned. 299 00:15:12,971 --> 00:15:15,807 I'm back, baby. 300 00:15:15,841 --> 00:15:17,309 Look at you. 301 00:15:17,343 --> 00:15:19,345 - Oh, you been working out? - A little bit. 302 00:15:19,378 --> 00:15:21,212 - Jesus. - All for you. You like that, huh? 303 00:15:21,213 --> 00:15:22,648 I hear you hired a maid. 304 00:15:22,681 --> 00:15:23,881 Yeah. You can tell, right? 305 00:15:23,882 --> 00:15:25,284 - A little bit. - Oh! 306 00:15:25,317 --> 00:15:26,851 - God, that thing is flatter than my ex. - Oh! 307 00:15:26,852 --> 00:15:28,154 Ouch. 308 00:15:28,187 --> 00:15:31,090 So how come you only see me when you need something, Jack? 309 00:15:31,123 --> 00:15:33,625 - You know I call when I can. - Jack, you're so charming. 310 00:15:33,659 --> 00:15:35,779 If I didn't just blow my wad on the finest midget porn 311 00:15:35,794 --> 00:15:37,662 that the Internet has to offer, I'd be swooning. 312 00:15:37,663 --> 00:15:39,223 - Yeah. Ooh. - Seriously. I know, right? 313 00:15:39,398 --> 00:15:41,533 Well, before we get all hot and bothered, my man, 314 00:15:41,567 --> 00:15:44,370 I need to ask you for a little favor. 315 00:15:44,403 --> 00:15:45,971 Here we go. 316 00:15:46,004 --> 00:15:47,705 The MLS. 317 00:15:48,374 --> 00:15:49,875 Seriously? 318 00:15:49,908 --> 00:15:50,808 - Yeah. - Not again, dude. 319 00:15:50,809 --> 00:15:53,645 I need you to wipe out a listing for me. 320 00:15:53,679 --> 00:15:55,081 You fricking real estate agents, 321 00:15:55,114 --> 00:15:57,483 always try sneaking in the back door, don't you? 322 00:15:57,516 --> 00:15:59,551 Come on, baby. Show me some love. 323 00:16:01,553 --> 00:16:03,089 - All right, man. - All right. 324 00:16:03,122 --> 00:16:05,457 I'll do it, but I'm going to need to double-check the cheese this time. 325 00:16:05,458 --> 00:16:08,660 Some fuck face decided to pay me in Monopoly bills the other day. 326 00:16:08,694 --> 00:16:11,030 - Ooh. - Yeah. 327 00:16:11,063 --> 00:16:12,732 Jeez, feels genuine to me. 328 00:16:12,765 --> 00:16:14,732 That's 'cause you don't know any better. 329 00:16:14,733 --> 00:16:16,601 But I'm ready to make some magic happen. 330 00:16:17,002 --> 00:16:19,071 So what do you say? 331 00:16:19,205 --> 00:16:20,438 Are you ready to get this party started? 332 00:16:20,439 --> 00:16:22,540 - Absolutely. - Like rock stars, baby. 333 00:16:42,060 --> 00:16:43,662 - Janey. - Jack. 334 00:16:45,130 --> 00:16:47,199 - What? - We have a problem. 335 00:16:47,233 --> 00:16:48,434 Okay, I'm coming. 336 00:16:54,640 --> 00:16:56,007 Everyone's going crazy. 337 00:16:56,041 --> 00:16:57,275 They're in your office, Jack. 338 00:16:57,309 --> 00:16:58,589 And Chen's coming from Shanghai. 339 00:17:00,479 --> 00:17:01,847 It's not true, is it? 340 00:17:03,982 --> 00:17:06,284 - Ron, why... - You got something to tell me? 341 00:17:06,318 --> 00:17:07,518 What are we talking about, Ron? 342 00:17:07,519 --> 00:17:09,654 We're talking about how the Chen's wire transfer 343 00:17:09,655 --> 00:17:10,989 ended up in your bank account. 344 00:17:11,022 --> 00:17:13,158 Whoa, whoa, whoa. 345 00:17:13,191 --> 00:17:15,594 Now, we both know that the Chen deal was coming in today. 346 00:17:15,627 --> 00:17:18,129 The money did come in. 347 00:17:18,163 --> 00:17:19,898 It just didn't come to my doorstep. 348 00:17:22,167 --> 00:17:23,602 Is this some sort of a joke? 349 00:17:23,635 --> 00:17:25,337 Does it look like I'm smiling? 350 00:17:25,371 --> 00:17:30,442 The funds were being sent right here, Ron. 351 00:17:30,476 --> 00:17:32,478 Look, let me just make a few phone calls, 352 00:17:32,511 --> 00:17:34,911 and I'll clear this right up, all right? 353 00:17:42,721 --> 00:17:44,355 Chen's here. 354 00:17:52,998 --> 00:17:56,868 Your money is safe, sir. I can assure you that. 355 00:17:56,902 --> 00:18:00,972 Mr. Chen is positive his assistant sent funds as directed. 356 00:18:01,006 --> 00:18:03,275 - Where is Mr. Chen's money? - Simple misunderstanding. 357 00:18:03,309 --> 00:18:05,344 Somebody must have sent it to the wrong account... 358 00:18:10,482 --> 00:18:12,017 Gentlemen, gentlemen, 359 00:18:12,050 --> 00:18:14,186 this is just one simple miscommunication. 360 00:18:14,220 --> 00:18:16,322 We did no wrong. The deal is off. 361 00:18:16,355 --> 00:18:17,889 We want our money back, 362 00:18:17,923 --> 00:18:19,825 or we are taking legal action. 363 00:18:19,858 --> 00:18:22,178 Fellas, fellas, this is one big miscommunication. 364 00:18:22,561 --> 00:18:25,196 - What now, Jack? - Ron, 365 00:18:25,230 --> 00:18:27,499 how long have you known me, huh? 366 00:18:27,533 --> 00:18:30,201 Never once have I made a misstep. 367 00:18:30,235 --> 00:18:32,738 This is just some huge misunderstanding. 368 00:18:32,771 --> 00:18:34,640 I have no idea what this is right now. 369 00:18:34,673 --> 00:18:37,343 Well, maybe you have an idea about what this is. 370 00:18:37,576 --> 00:18:40,379 This document links Mr. Woodman 371 00:18:40,412 --> 00:18:43,149 to the serendipitous slum project that's in our portfolio. 372 00:18:43,182 --> 00:18:45,484 Oh, this is bullshit, Ron. This is bullshit. 373 00:18:45,517 --> 00:18:47,853 - Don't listen to a word he's saying, Ron. - Jack snuck in 374 00:18:47,886 --> 00:18:50,322 and he bought the property for himself. 375 00:18:50,356 --> 00:18:52,257 - Ron, he is manipulating you. - Do you know 376 00:18:52,258 --> 00:18:54,091 - what fiduciary responsibility is, Jack? - He is manipulating you. 377 00:18:54,092 --> 00:18:55,332 This is fabricated information. 378 00:18:55,361 --> 00:18:57,896 You used inside company info 379 00:18:57,929 --> 00:19:00,199 to cheat us out of a property that I found. 380 00:19:00,232 --> 00:19:03,034 What were you going to do? Flip it? 381 00:19:03,068 --> 00:19:04,470 Pocket all that cash? 382 00:19:04,503 --> 00:19:07,173 Perhaps put it towards that little hotel pipe dream? 383 00:19:07,206 --> 00:19:08,407 Hmm? 384 00:19:08,440 --> 00:19:10,041 You see, Dad? 385 00:19:10,075 --> 00:19:11,877 He's been working for himself all along, 386 00:19:11,910 --> 00:19:13,790 - just like I told you. - Ron, look at me. 387 00:19:15,247 --> 00:19:18,784 Ron, under our contract, I'm allowed to do my own deals. 388 00:19:21,220 --> 00:19:24,423 Security, have Mr. Woodman's desk cleared 389 00:19:24,456 --> 00:19:26,958 and please escort him out. 390 00:19:28,294 --> 00:19:30,929 I treated you like a son. 391 00:19:30,962 --> 00:19:33,532 I gave you permission to screw everybody. 392 00:19:33,565 --> 00:19:35,934 Everybody but me. 393 00:19:49,581 --> 00:19:52,083 I always wanted a room with a view. 394 00:19:55,654 --> 00:19:58,390 You clever little rat. 395 00:19:58,424 --> 00:20:00,559 You got my bank details, 396 00:20:00,592 --> 00:20:02,961 forwarded Chen's cash there. 397 00:20:04,963 --> 00:20:07,098 Dangling the little slum building yesterday. 398 00:20:07,133 --> 00:20:08,434 Your presentation. 399 00:20:09,435 --> 00:20:12,003 You set me up. 400 00:20:12,037 --> 00:20:13,272 All I did was bait the trap. 401 00:20:15,274 --> 00:20:16,875 You didn't have to grab the cheese. 402 00:21:07,726 --> 00:21:10,296 What's up, man? How you been? 403 00:21:10,329 --> 00:21:11,930 All right, good to see you. 404 00:21:17,203 --> 00:21:20,472 Wood? 405 00:21:20,506 --> 00:21:24,009 Why are the lights off? It's the middle of the day. 406 00:21:24,042 --> 00:21:26,211 - What is it, Billy? - We got to look at the radiator 407 00:21:26,212 --> 00:21:28,452 and make sure there's still hot water running through it. 408 00:21:29,348 --> 00:21:32,551 Tomorrow, man. We'll do that tomorrow. 409 00:21:32,584 --> 00:21:34,219 I already collected most of the rent checks, 410 00:21:34,220 --> 00:21:35,654 except 403. 411 00:21:35,687 --> 00:21:37,022 They won't open up. 412 00:21:37,055 --> 00:21:40,025 403 isn't paying rent, huh? 413 00:21:40,058 --> 00:21:42,394 You know that the only reason 414 00:21:42,428 --> 00:21:45,664 that I let you and your grandma 415 00:21:45,697 --> 00:21:47,533 stay here for half-price... 416 00:21:51,370 --> 00:21:52,204 Mmm. 417 00:21:54,273 --> 00:21:56,393 You're supposed to take care of the dirty work for me. 418 00:21:56,408 --> 00:21:58,344 - Remember? - Yeah. 419 00:21:58,377 --> 00:22:01,879 You only come to me with the big stuff. 420 00:22:02,914 --> 00:22:04,716 I will. Everyone's... 421 00:22:05,485 --> 00:22:06,818 - Oh! Oh, man! - Hey, turn that off. 422 00:22:06,819 --> 00:22:08,987 - Oh, God. - Come on, man! 423 00:22:15,927 --> 00:22:17,963 Wait, 403 isn't the one with... 424 00:22:17,996 --> 00:22:19,898 Yeah. That's the one. 425 00:22:29,808 --> 00:22:31,488 Maybe they're not home. 426 00:22:40,719 --> 00:22:42,754 This is Mr. Cabron. 427 00:22:42,988 --> 00:22:45,924 I'm sorry to interrupt whatever's going on here. 428 00:22:45,957 --> 00:22:48,293 But I just wanted to remind you 429 00:22:48,327 --> 00:22:50,929 that today is a very special day, 430 00:22:50,962 --> 00:22:53,665 because it's the first. 431 00:22:53,699 --> 00:22:55,801 Everyone knows that the first is... 432 00:22:59,805 --> 00:23:01,239 Rent day. 433 00:23:02,974 --> 00:23:05,311 I can take it in installments, 434 00:23:05,344 --> 00:23:06,678 if that works better for you. 435 00:23:16,355 --> 00:23:17,623 Open up! 436 00:23:17,656 --> 00:23:19,825 You're late on last month's rent. 437 00:23:22,894 --> 00:23:24,796 It's real simple. 438 00:23:24,830 --> 00:23:26,665 If nobody pays rent, 439 00:23:26,698 --> 00:23:27,966 the banks come in, 440 00:23:27,999 --> 00:23:31,503 check on all the debts. 441 00:23:31,537 --> 00:23:36,007 And then your ass goes back to the slammer, homey. 442 00:23:37,443 --> 00:23:38,009 Comprende? 443 00:23:39,745 --> 00:23:41,647 Yeah, don't move, all right? 444 00:23:41,680 --> 00:23:43,013 And don't be calling me homey, either, ese. 445 00:23:43,014 --> 00:23:44,516 That's a privilege. 446 00:23:44,550 --> 00:23:45,817 Where'd you learn that word? 447 00:23:48,019 --> 00:23:50,055 Tell you what. 448 00:23:50,088 --> 00:23:52,008 That's to cover a little bit of the rent for now. 449 00:23:52,023 --> 00:23:53,892 But check this out. 450 00:23:53,925 --> 00:23:55,827 Any of the people here in this apartment complex 451 00:23:55,861 --> 00:23:57,729 give you a problem, come see me. 452 00:23:57,763 --> 00:24:00,366 Me and the homeys, we'll take care of it, all right? 453 00:24:00,399 --> 00:24:03,469 Just consider me, uh, security. 454 00:24:03,502 --> 00:24:05,836 Cool? You guys have a nice day. 455 00:24:08,540 --> 00:24:10,141 Yo, that was sick, Wood. 456 00:24:11,410 --> 00:24:13,345 Hope you're taking notes, kid. 457 00:24:13,379 --> 00:24:14,645 So are you coming to dinner tonight? 458 00:24:14,646 --> 00:24:16,214 - No, man. I don't want... - Come on, man. 459 00:24:16,215 --> 00:24:17,683 Granny's making her special. 460 00:24:23,689 --> 00:24:24,690 Grandma. 461 00:24:32,398 --> 00:24:35,367 Not yet. First we have to say grace. 462 00:24:35,401 --> 00:24:36,667 Why don't you do us the honor, Wood? 463 00:24:36,668 --> 00:24:38,504 I haven't said grace in a long time, Billy. 464 00:24:38,537 --> 00:24:39,897 Ah, I did it the last time. 465 00:24:42,241 --> 00:24:43,575 All right, let's do it. 466 00:24:45,411 --> 00:24:46,545 Dear Lord, 467 00:24:46,578 --> 00:24:50,582 please bless this egg and cheese sandwich. 468 00:24:50,616 --> 00:24:52,384 And the hash brown, of course. 469 00:24:52,418 --> 00:24:55,287 We can't forget the coleslaw. 470 00:24:55,321 --> 00:24:59,658 And thank you for good company this evening. 471 00:25:00,592 --> 00:25:01,593 Amen. 472 00:25:01,627 --> 00:25:02,728 Amen. 473 00:25:10,736 --> 00:25:12,670 Sad news from the real estate market. 474 00:25:12,671 --> 00:25:16,308 Real Estate Global's longtime CEO, Ron Glass, 475 00:25:16,342 --> 00:25:18,710 suffered a heart attack and passed away. 476 00:25:18,744 --> 00:25:20,712 Glass is survived by his ex-wife, 477 00:25:20,746 --> 00:25:22,381 and only son, Aaron, 478 00:25:22,414 --> 00:25:24,216 who made this statement today. 479 00:25:24,250 --> 00:25:26,885 My father's legacy will live on. 480 00:25:26,918 --> 00:25:30,556 I'll make sure that REG doesn't miss a beat. 481 00:25:30,589 --> 00:25:34,726 And, uh, that's the way Dad always wanted it. 482 00:25:34,760 --> 00:25:36,927 This isn't the first piece of headline news 483 00:25:36,928 --> 00:25:38,831 to come out of REG. 484 00:25:38,865 --> 00:25:41,733 Just last year, ex-super-agent, Jack Woodman 485 00:25:41,767 --> 00:25:44,270 was fired after being caught up in a scandal. 486 00:25:44,303 --> 00:25:45,904 He avoided prison time, 487 00:25:45,937 --> 00:25:48,274 only to be taken to the cleaner in a civil suit 488 00:25:48,307 --> 00:25:49,608 with his former company, that... 489 00:26:05,957 --> 00:26:06,958 Hey! 490 00:26:08,794 --> 00:26:11,763 Come on! 491 00:26:17,169 --> 00:26:19,236 All right, all right, I'll fix the pipes already. 492 00:26:19,237 --> 00:26:20,972 - Next week. - Mmm-hmm. 493 00:26:21,006 --> 00:26:22,173 You better. 494 00:26:25,010 --> 00:26:26,378 Billy, wait here. 495 00:26:26,412 --> 00:26:27,892 - But I thought I was gonna... - Stay. 496 00:26:30,950 --> 00:26:33,119 - Mr. Woodman? - Who's asking? 497 00:26:33,552 --> 00:26:36,388 We're from UTC, United Trust Bank. 498 00:26:36,422 --> 00:26:39,057 Bankers. I know who you guys are. 499 00:26:42,994 --> 00:26:45,231 - That's a lien. - We want our money, Woodman. 500 00:26:48,066 --> 00:26:49,668 Have a nice day. 501 00:26:49,701 --> 00:26:50,702 Don't make us come back. 502 00:26:53,004 --> 00:26:54,044 Who are those guys? 503 00:26:55,006 --> 00:26:57,709 Self-serving pricks. 504 00:27:01,847 --> 00:27:02,681 What's a line, Wood? 505 00:27:04,383 --> 00:27:05,684 It's pronounced "lien". 506 00:27:09,120 --> 00:27:11,222 Watch the fort. 507 00:27:11,256 --> 00:27:12,791 I got to take care of something. 508 00:27:32,110 --> 00:27:34,145 Where were you when I was in school? Jesus... 509 00:27:34,179 --> 00:27:35,446 Tommy boy. 510 00:27:37,148 --> 00:27:39,084 Fuck off, Jack. 511 00:27:39,117 --> 00:27:41,357 Still banging with those midgets? 512 00:27:45,524 --> 00:27:47,026 You look like shit. 513 00:27:47,159 --> 00:27:49,461 It's good to see you, too, buddy. I missed you. 514 00:27:49,895 --> 00:27:51,755 I've heard some stories, man. 515 00:27:52,964 --> 00:27:54,433 You're blacklisted, bro. 516 00:27:54,666 --> 00:27:56,202 I've actually just been on vacation. 517 00:27:56,435 --> 00:27:58,704 Where at? Afghanistan? 518 00:27:58,737 --> 00:28:01,407 Look, Tommy boy, as much as I love catching up, 519 00:28:01,440 --> 00:28:03,008 I, uh... 520 00:28:03,041 --> 00:28:05,241 I actually stopped by to ask you for a little something. 521 00:28:06,445 --> 00:28:08,114 What now, man? 522 00:28:08,147 --> 00:28:09,948 Hot watch properties. 523 00:28:09,981 --> 00:28:12,884 I know you got some. 524 00:28:12,918 --> 00:28:15,053 Decent equity. Small mortgage. 525 00:28:15,086 --> 00:28:16,722 Some value left in them. 526 00:28:16,755 --> 00:28:18,890 You know, I can still work that angle, 527 00:28:18,924 --> 00:28:20,426 even with the old license rev... 528 00:28:20,459 --> 00:28:22,761 Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack. 529 00:28:22,794 --> 00:28:25,897 Look, we both know that half the shit I do is illegal, okay, man? 530 00:28:25,931 --> 00:28:28,967 The law doesn't scare me as much as the fucking REG, man. 531 00:28:29,200 --> 00:28:30,167 Aaron would kill me, bro. 532 00:28:30,168 --> 00:28:31,803 He would never find out. 533 00:28:31,837 --> 00:28:34,640 - Bullshit. - If this is about money, 534 00:28:34,873 --> 00:28:36,474 you know I'm good for it. 535 00:28:36,508 --> 00:28:39,377 Huh? Remember? Remember? 536 00:28:39,410 --> 00:28:41,146 I remember, Jack. 537 00:28:41,179 --> 00:28:42,013 Throw me a bone. 538 00:28:43,882 --> 00:28:45,350 Anything? 539 00:28:45,383 --> 00:28:46,752 Whatever you got. 540 00:28:47,886 --> 00:28:48,520 Just... 541 00:28:50,355 --> 00:28:51,356 I get it. I get it. 542 00:28:54,359 --> 00:28:55,794 Fucking damn it. 543 00:28:56,962 --> 00:28:58,196 Jack. 544 00:29:05,971 --> 00:29:08,507 Payman. Buddy. 545 00:29:08,540 --> 00:29:10,241 Remember me? It's Jack. 546 00:29:10,275 --> 00:29:11,543 Hello? 547 00:29:15,714 --> 00:29:18,184 Yeah, Scott, Scott, Scott. How's Emily? 548 00:29:18,217 --> 00:29:19,150 How'd you get my number? 549 00:29:19,151 --> 00:29:20,519 Yeah, you guys still looking around? 550 00:29:20,520 --> 00:29:22,354 - You're kidding, right? - Oh, you're not. 551 00:29:22,388 --> 00:29:24,855 - You ever find that house? - Yeah, we bought two, asshole. 552 00:29:24,856 --> 00:29:26,292 - Oh, you did! - Yeah. 553 00:29:26,325 --> 00:29:28,294 - Oh, fantastic. - Fuck you. 554 00:29:28,327 --> 00:29:29,929 Yeah, hello. This is Jack Woodman. 555 00:29:29,962 --> 00:29:32,331 I actually got word that you have a property 556 00:29:32,364 --> 00:29:33,965 that you're possibly interested in liquidating. 557 00:29:33,966 --> 00:29:36,502 And it's your lucky day, 558 00:29:36,535 --> 00:29:39,939 because if anybody knows how to flip a property in this town... 559 00:29:39,972 --> 00:29:41,507 ...it's Jack Woodman. 560 00:29:41,940 --> 00:29:43,375 I'll hold. That's right. 561 00:29:43,409 --> 00:29:45,443 The Jack Woodman. Thank you. 562 00:29:54,052 --> 00:29:55,252 Hey, check this one out, Wood. 563 00:29:57,789 --> 00:29:59,024 You like fast cars, huh? 564 00:29:59,057 --> 00:30:00,392 Beats the bus. 565 00:30:01,226 --> 00:30:02,794 My dad used to tell me, 566 00:30:02,828 --> 00:30:04,262 you want to get somewhere in life, 567 00:30:04,295 --> 00:30:05,731 you got to have the right wheels. 568 00:30:07,966 --> 00:30:09,234 Where is he now? 569 00:30:14,272 --> 00:30:17,743 Sorry. Shouldn't have asked. 570 00:30:17,776 --> 00:30:19,096 My granny said he went on a trip. 571 00:30:20,412 --> 00:30:21,780 I waited for him to come back. 572 00:30:24,983 --> 00:30:26,918 And? 573 00:30:26,952 --> 00:30:29,054 I guess he got a one-way ticket. 574 00:30:29,087 --> 00:30:31,256 Anyway, Granny's all I got. 575 00:30:33,425 --> 00:30:34,426 What about your folks? 576 00:30:36,027 --> 00:30:38,296 Well, believe it or not, I grew up in a place 577 00:30:38,330 --> 00:30:40,265 not too different than this. 578 00:30:40,298 --> 00:30:42,701 - Really? - Well, not this shitty. 579 00:30:44,102 --> 00:30:46,472 But, uh, you get the point. 580 00:30:46,505 --> 00:30:48,440 Mom died when I was four. 581 00:30:48,474 --> 00:30:50,075 So it was just Dad and me. 582 00:30:50,108 --> 00:30:53,445 He was the "work late, drink later" type. 583 00:30:53,479 --> 00:30:56,247 You know, yell, hit, pass out. 584 00:30:56,281 --> 00:30:58,083 Think Homer Simpson without the comedy. 585 00:30:58,116 --> 00:30:59,785 What happened to him? 586 00:30:59,818 --> 00:31:02,788 So he's in the hospital with liver failure 587 00:31:02,821 --> 00:31:04,823 by the time I get my GED. 588 00:31:04,856 --> 00:31:06,958 So I get the damn diploma finally, 589 00:31:06,992 --> 00:31:10,462 and I say, "Yes, I did it!" Fricking ecstatic. 590 00:31:10,496 --> 00:31:13,164 So I go over to the hospital. 591 00:31:13,198 --> 00:31:16,267 I say, "Look, Dad. Look what I did. 592 00:31:16,301 --> 00:31:18,103 "I'm a man now." 593 00:31:18,136 --> 00:31:19,169 And you know what he says to me? 594 00:31:19,170 --> 00:31:20,172 What? 595 00:31:20,206 --> 00:31:22,709 "Take that and wipe your ass with it. 596 00:31:23,142 --> 00:31:25,644 "Only two things count in this world, 597 00:31:26,945 --> 00:31:30,081 "cash and cojones." 598 00:31:32,651 --> 00:31:35,854 And that was the last thing he ever said to me before he died. 599 00:31:42,694 --> 00:31:45,030 Imagine how cool the dude who drives this baby feels. 600 00:31:45,063 --> 00:31:47,198 Oh, I know the feeling. 601 00:31:48,133 --> 00:31:49,935 Trust me, I do. 602 00:31:51,737 --> 00:31:54,339 Hey, Wood. Where do you like it better? 603 00:31:54,372 --> 00:31:56,575 Here, or where you used to live? 604 00:31:56,608 --> 00:31:58,544 Do you have to ask? 605 00:31:58,577 --> 00:32:00,679 I know this ain't Beverly Hills, 606 00:32:00,712 --> 00:32:02,213 but to me, it's home. 607 00:32:03,715 --> 00:32:05,717 All right, kid. It's bedtime. 608 00:32:09,254 --> 00:32:10,689 Hey, Billy. 609 00:32:10,722 --> 00:32:11,642 Thanks for stopping by. 610 00:32:13,258 --> 00:32:14,392 Good night, Woodman. 611 00:32:23,068 --> 00:32:24,670 - Jack. - What is it, Billy? 612 00:32:24,703 --> 00:32:27,573 It's Mrs. Kinda. Her place is flooding. 613 00:32:27,606 --> 00:32:29,607 Just tell Mrs. Kinda I'll be around friggin' later, man. 614 00:32:29,608 --> 00:32:30,848 Come on, man. She needs you now. 615 00:32:33,512 --> 00:32:34,846 Oh! 616 00:32:36,148 --> 00:32:37,849 - Oh! - I'll go get some towels. 617 00:32:40,386 --> 00:32:42,588 And some air freshener. 618 00:32:42,621 --> 00:32:43,822 Do you want to give it a try? 619 00:33:02,441 --> 00:33:04,610 Oh! It's going down! 620 00:33:04,643 --> 00:33:06,445 It's going down the toilet! Good job! 621 00:33:06,478 --> 00:33:09,381 Good job! That's it! 622 00:33:09,415 --> 00:33:11,417 - That's it! - Jack. 623 00:33:11,450 --> 00:33:13,719 Billy, put those towels on the ground, 624 00:33:13,752 --> 00:33:15,721 spray some frigging air freshener in here. 625 00:33:15,754 --> 00:33:16,788 Someone's in your office. 626 00:33:16,822 --> 00:33:19,057 - Who is it? - It's a she. 627 00:33:19,090 --> 00:33:21,090 It doesn't look like she's from around these parts. 628 00:33:28,134 --> 00:33:30,101 Okay, spray some air freshener on me. 629 00:33:32,238 --> 00:33:33,405 Come on, a little more. 630 00:33:47,619 --> 00:33:49,455 Can I help you? 631 00:33:51,022 --> 00:33:52,424 Mr. Woodman. 632 00:33:52,458 --> 00:33:54,593 Oh, you must be lost. 633 00:33:54,626 --> 00:33:57,128 Beverly Hills is west of here. 634 00:33:57,162 --> 00:33:58,997 Are any of these chairs safe to sit in? 635 00:34:00,532 --> 00:34:01,867 Where are my manners? 636 00:34:07,072 --> 00:34:10,676 So, Mrs... 637 00:34:10,709 --> 00:34:13,177 - Hunter. - Mrs. Hunter. 638 00:34:14,045 --> 00:34:15,614 But you can call me Lana. 639 00:34:15,647 --> 00:34:18,984 Something tells me you're not here for a unit. 640 00:34:19,017 --> 00:34:21,320 - So you're the landlord. - Something like that. 641 00:34:21,353 --> 00:34:22,653 One day you're king of the world, 642 00:34:22,654 --> 00:34:24,656 and the next, you're in the gutter. 643 00:34:27,559 --> 00:34:29,227 Excuse me, who'd you say you were? 644 00:34:30,662 --> 00:34:32,631 Tragic... 645 00:34:32,664 --> 00:34:34,665 To have tasted the good life and now be in this position. 646 00:34:34,666 --> 00:34:36,167 How in the hell would you know 647 00:34:36,201 --> 00:34:37,636 anything about what I've tasted? 648 00:34:37,669 --> 00:34:41,006 Jack Woodman, recruited by REG at 23. 649 00:34:41,039 --> 00:34:43,475 No college, no family, no connections. 650 00:34:43,509 --> 00:34:45,477 Just a natural salesman. 651 00:34:45,511 --> 00:34:48,013 Then you got greedy. 652 00:34:48,046 --> 00:34:50,181 You had to be a real estate developer. 653 00:34:50,215 --> 00:34:52,484 Engrave your name in lights. 654 00:34:52,518 --> 00:34:54,521 Pride comes before the fall. 655 00:34:54,554 --> 00:34:56,588 Listen, you clearly think you can just march in here 656 00:34:56,589 --> 00:34:59,291 with your little Hugo outfit, your Prada shoes, 657 00:34:59,325 --> 00:35:02,695 your exposed cleavage and just walk all over me. 658 00:35:03,329 --> 00:35:04,996 Oh, I don't think so. 659 00:35:05,430 --> 00:35:06,798 Now... 660 00:35:07,966 --> 00:35:09,568 Who are you, 661 00:35:09,601 --> 00:35:11,570 and what the hell are you doing here? 662 00:35:17,442 --> 00:35:18,610 We received your phone call. 663 00:35:19,811 --> 00:35:21,913 And now I'm here with an offer. 664 00:35:23,749 --> 00:35:24,716 Who's "we"? 665 00:35:24,750 --> 00:35:27,052 My husband is Frank Hunter. 666 00:35:27,085 --> 00:35:28,720 We have a Malibu villa for sale. 667 00:35:31,256 --> 00:35:32,790 It's got everything your average billionaire 668 00:35:32,791 --> 00:35:34,760 could ever ask for. 669 00:35:34,793 --> 00:35:36,728 Infinity pool, wine cellar, 670 00:35:36,762 --> 00:35:39,398 helipad, spa, gym, 671 00:35:39,431 --> 00:35:40,732 3D televisions, 672 00:35:40,766 --> 00:35:42,701 even a pizza oven. 673 00:35:42,734 --> 00:35:44,870 It's a $20 million home, 674 00:35:44,903 --> 00:35:47,339 and we're ready to let it go for 12. 675 00:35:47,373 --> 00:35:49,875 We need somebody who has connections to big bucks, 676 00:35:49,908 --> 00:35:51,510 can get the job done fast, 677 00:35:51,543 --> 00:35:54,880 and keep his mouth shut. 678 00:35:56,948 --> 00:35:59,068 When I made those phone calls, I was looking for a job 679 00:35:59,084 --> 00:36:02,053 where I could go completely unnoticed. 680 00:36:02,087 --> 00:36:04,223 We can work around your situation. 681 00:36:04,256 --> 00:36:07,893 You'll be generously rewarded. 682 00:36:07,926 --> 00:36:09,060 Too high risk, lady. 683 00:36:09,094 --> 00:36:10,362 You sell this place today 684 00:36:10,396 --> 00:36:12,063 or you'll be left with nothing. 685 00:36:12,097 --> 00:36:13,899 After you pay off your debts, 686 00:36:13,932 --> 00:36:15,401 not to mention the banks. 687 00:36:15,434 --> 00:36:18,068 You need this commission. 688 00:36:18,637 --> 00:36:20,237 I need it like I need a finger up my ass. 689 00:36:24,576 --> 00:36:26,212 Is that an invitation? 690 00:36:30,282 --> 00:36:33,252 They said you would never give or take no for an answer. 691 00:36:34,953 --> 00:36:38,457 Pity I couldn't have met the man you used to be. 692 00:36:40,326 --> 00:36:42,294 He was an asshole. 693 00:36:42,328 --> 00:36:43,595 Then nothing's changed. 694 00:37:02,247 --> 00:37:03,749 What was that about? 695 00:37:03,782 --> 00:37:08,054 Nothing. Just helping her find her way back to some high-end spa. 696 00:37:08,287 --> 00:37:11,123 What was she doing hanging around with the garbage over here? 697 00:37:11,157 --> 00:37:12,991 There's garbage over there, too, kid. 698 00:37:13,024 --> 00:37:14,624 Yeah, but that garbage can pay the bills. 699 00:37:16,195 --> 00:37:17,329 Oh, yeah, um, 700 00:37:17,363 --> 00:37:19,131 Mrs. Kinda's toilet needs another plunge. 701 00:37:19,165 --> 00:37:20,865 Shit everywhere. 702 00:37:25,737 --> 00:37:27,940 - Billy. - What? 703 00:37:28,174 --> 00:37:29,694 I need you to get my suit dry-cleaned. 704 00:38:14,353 --> 00:38:17,223 Yeah, it's Mr. Woodman here for Mr. Hunter. 705 00:38:17,256 --> 00:38:18,524 He's expecting you. 706 00:38:30,369 --> 00:38:32,704 Sir, Mr. Woodman is here. 707 00:38:32,738 --> 00:38:34,206 Jason, you can go. 708 00:38:36,542 --> 00:38:40,379 Ah, the infamous Mr. Woodman, huh? 709 00:38:40,412 --> 00:38:42,047 Strong like bull. 710 00:38:42,080 --> 00:38:44,216 Infamous Jack will do. 711 00:38:44,250 --> 00:38:48,053 So, uh, I assume that you know why we're meeting here today. 712 00:38:48,086 --> 00:38:49,521 Yeah, your wife filled me in. 713 00:38:49,555 --> 00:38:51,723 And what do you think? 714 00:38:51,757 --> 00:38:53,558 To be honest, I've been out of the game for a little while. 715 00:38:53,559 --> 00:38:55,727 No, about my wife. 716 00:38:55,761 --> 00:38:57,129 What do you think about my wife? 717 00:38:58,764 --> 00:39:01,732 She's a stunning woman, isn't she? 718 00:39:05,171 --> 00:39:08,374 L.A. is full of them. 719 00:39:08,407 --> 00:39:10,109 Well, I hear you've fallen on hard times. 720 00:39:12,411 --> 00:39:13,691 We all have a little dirt on us. 721 00:39:15,114 --> 00:39:16,282 What kind of stains you got? 722 00:39:20,119 --> 00:39:21,487 Oil. 723 00:39:21,520 --> 00:39:23,389 You know, you and I are not that different. 724 00:39:23,422 --> 00:39:26,725 When you were selling real estate up on Mulholland, 725 00:39:26,758 --> 00:39:29,595 I was building pipeline to the future. 726 00:39:29,628 --> 00:39:33,632 12,000 miles of steel, from the Black Sea to the Med. 727 00:39:33,665 --> 00:39:36,568 Turned water into wine, dirt into gold. 728 00:39:36,602 --> 00:39:38,737 That was then. 729 00:39:38,770 --> 00:39:41,973 Now I'm just a man looking to make one last deal. 730 00:39:43,142 --> 00:39:45,611 Can you turn this into gold? 731 00:39:45,644 --> 00:39:48,114 Like I told your wife, they took my license away. 732 00:39:48,147 --> 00:39:49,547 You're not going to need a license. 733 00:39:58,190 --> 00:39:59,791 George Cinque. 734 00:40:01,793 --> 00:40:03,295 King and emperor. 735 00:40:04,630 --> 00:40:06,598 It's now your new identity. 736 00:40:06,632 --> 00:40:08,634 You're an international realtor working privately 737 00:40:08,667 --> 00:40:10,536 and exclusively for me. 738 00:40:10,569 --> 00:40:13,505 Get in the market and sell this property discreetly 739 00:40:13,539 --> 00:40:16,074 to private individuals who have the correct means, 740 00:40:17,176 --> 00:40:19,345 cash. 741 00:40:19,378 --> 00:40:21,780 You close this deal in 30 days, I give you 10%. 742 00:40:21,813 --> 00:40:24,215 That works out to $1.2 million. 743 00:40:25,717 --> 00:40:27,786 Cash deals are tough. 744 00:40:27,819 --> 00:40:30,055 I'm going to need 15. 745 00:40:32,658 --> 00:40:35,327 You live up to your reputation. 746 00:40:35,361 --> 00:40:37,329 In order for this to work, Mr. Hunter, 747 00:40:37,363 --> 00:40:39,497 we're going to have to approach this as a pocket listing. 748 00:40:39,498 --> 00:40:41,233 Go on. 749 00:40:41,267 --> 00:40:43,802 A pocket listing is every realtor's dream. 750 00:40:43,835 --> 00:40:46,705 It's the Houdini of all real estate deals. 751 00:40:46,738 --> 00:40:49,641 It's where only the buyer, the seller and the agent 752 00:40:49,675 --> 00:40:52,211 know the deal ever even happened. 753 00:40:52,244 --> 00:40:53,645 We'll hit big-time players, 754 00:40:53,679 --> 00:40:55,714 sell, collect, 755 00:40:55,747 --> 00:40:58,184 divide accordingly, walk away. 756 00:40:58,217 --> 00:41:00,352 It's there, and then it's gone. 757 00:41:02,688 --> 00:41:04,223 Pocket listing. 758 00:41:07,259 --> 00:41:09,228 Get yourself some proper clothes. 759 00:41:09,261 --> 00:41:11,663 You're going to need to look and act the part... 760 00:41:11,697 --> 00:41:13,098 Mr. Cinque. 761 00:41:40,626 --> 00:41:41,727 I knew you couldn't resist. 762 00:41:42,728 --> 00:41:44,430 Too hot to turn down. 763 00:41:44,463 --> 00:41:46,565 Are we still talking about the house? 764 00:41:46,598 --> 00:41:47,633 I'll show you out. 765 00:42:22,000 --> 00:42:24,436 Who are you, and what have you done with Wood? 766 00:42:24,470 --> 00:42:26,805 This is what I used to look like. 767 00:42:26,838 --> 00:42:27,958 I looked up the word "lien." 768 00:42:29,308 --> 00:42:32,444 - And? - Looks like you're screwed. 769 00:42:32,478 --> 00:42:33,844 Which is why I'm going to be hanging out 770 00:42:33,845 --> 00:42:35,914 in the hot spots for a while till I close a deal 771 00:42:35,947 --> 00:42:36,981 and get us out of this jam. 772 00:42:36,982 --> 00:42:38,750 Who's gonna watch the place? 773 00:42:38,784 --> 00:42:40,586 That's where you come in, my friend. 774 00:42:40,619 --> 00:42:41,952 I'm going to need someone to run things 775 00:42:41,953 --> 00:42:43,822 around here in my absence. 776 00:42:43,855 --> 00:42:45,324 Think you're up for it? 777 00:42:45,357 --> 00:42:46,837 Cut a few bucks off of Granny's rent? 778 00:42:47,693 --> 00:42:49,295 You drive a tough bargain. 779 00:42:49,328 --> 00:42:50,662 I had a good teacher. 780 00:42:50,696 --> 00:42:51,963 That you did. 781 00:42:53,832 --> 00:42:54,966 Fair enough. 782 00:42:56,001 --> 00:42:58,370 See you soon, kid. 783 00:42:58,404 --> 00:43:00,484 You're not going to forget about this place, are you? 784 00:43:02,974 --> 00:43:04,342 Buddy, I've been trying to forget about this place 785 00:43:04,343 --> 00:43:06,945 since I first moved here. 786 00:43:06,978 --> 00:43:08,780 But so far it hasn't worked. 787 00:43:13,552 --> 00:43:15,521 Hey, Walter, you want to get your dick wet, 788 00:43:15,554 --> 00:43:17,655 - look at these two sluts. - REG. How may I direct your call? 789 00:43:17,656 --> 00:43:18,823 - Janey. - Jack? 790 00:43:18,824 --> 00:43:21,026 Pow. Pow. 791 00:43:21,059 --> 00:43:22,694 Christmas bonus, bitches. 792 00:43:22,728 --> 00:43:23,728 What are you doing calling me here? 793 00:43:23,729 --> 00:43:25,631 Good news. 794 00:43:25,664 --> 00:43:27,584 Pack those bags. I got a little surprise for you. 795 00:43:32,838 --> 00:43:34,573 I am so sorry, Jack. 796 00:43:34,606 --> 00:43:37,509 - Let's not talk about all... - No, I am so stupid. 797 00:43:37,543 --> 00:43:39,710 I tried telling Ron I found out Aaron went into my computer 798 00:43:39,711 --> 00:43:41,412 the night before the Chen deal... 799 00:43:41,413 --> 00:43:42,647 But they advised me to drop it. 800 00:43:42,648 --> 00:43:44,288 And then Ron got sick and Aaron took over. 801 00:43:45,551 --> 00:43:47,018 I was due for a promotion. 802 00:43:47,853 --> 00:43:49,355 And? 803 00:43:49,388 --> 00:43:51,357 Still getting coffee. 804 00:43:51,390 --> 00:43:54,526 So Aaron is top dog now, huh? 805 00:43:54,560 --> 00:43:56,695 He brought UTB into company stock. 806 00:43:56,728 --> 00:43:58,396 They're sweeping everything from Venice to Valencia. 807 00:43:58,397 --> 00:44:00,566 He's a monster. 808 00:44:00,599 --> 00:44:04,069 How would you like to sneak under the snake's door? 809 00:44:04,102 --> 00:44:06,071 Just wanted to remind you of your 3:00 meeting. 810 00:44:06,105 --> 00:44:07,839 Well, thanks for making yourself useful. 811 00:44:11,042 --> 00:44:12,678 What are you talking about? 812 00:44:12,711 --> 00:44:13,871 I'm working on something new. 813 00:45:08,167 --> 00:45:10,802 Janey, what's up? 814 00:45:22,648 --> 00:45:25,516 Fingers crossed. 815 00:45:31,123 --> 00:45:33,525 Nice swing. 816 00:45:33,559 --> 00:45:35,439 I heard about your little tete-a-tete with Lana. 817 00:45:36,962 --> 00:45:39,765 Just small talk at its smallest, Mr. Hunter. 818 00:45:43,669 --> 00:45:45,637 With age comes wisdom. 819 00:45:45,671 --> 00:45:47,106 You're very slick, 820 00:45:47,139 --> 00:45:49,675 but you got a long road ahead of you. 821 00:45:49,708 --> 00:45:52,111 I sent my wife to lure you in, 822 00:45:52,144 --> 00:45:55,114 because I knew that you, like me, 823 00:45:55,147 --> 00:45:56,548 would succumb to temptation. 824 00:45:58,517 --> 00:45:59,985 We both lust for the finer things. 825 00:46:01,587 --> 00:46:02,988 But let's get one thing straight. 826 00:46:04,690 --> 00:46:06,010 You talk when I tell you to talk. 827 00:46:21,406 --> 00:46:23,408 Well, what do you think? 828 00:46:23,441 --> 00:46:25,176 I got you the helipad. 829 00:46:25,210 --> 00:46:26,978 Mr. Woodman, you're a man of your word. 830 00:46:29,548 --> 00:46:31,517 I'll have my people get back to you. 831 00:46:31,550 --> 00:46:33,690 Thank you very much. Appreciate your time. 832 00:46:36,054 --> 00:46:37,523 What do you think? 833 00:46:37,556 --> 00:46:39,825 It's nice, but too small. 834 00:46:39,858 --> 00:46:41,193 I think we can cut a deal here. 835 00:46:42,728 --> 00:46:44,563 Let me show you the wine cellar. 836 00:47:00,746 --> 00:47:02,848 How was the first day? 837 00:47:02,881 --> 00:47:04,583 We need to make some changes around here. 838 00:47:07,085 --> 00:47:09,855 Like what? 839 00:47:09,888 --> 00:47:13,859 This needs to be a pristine, celestial setting, Mr. Hunter. 840 00:47:13,892 --> 00:47:15,861 I don't want any of your people roaming around. 841 00:47:15,894 --> 00:47:18,497 Especially that Jason weasel. 842 00:47:19,231 --> 00:47:23,635 His presence attracts. 843 00:47:23,669 --> 00:47:26,071 And if you want to use him as your little spy, 844 00:47:26,105 --> 00:47:27,939 then let's get one thing straight. 845 00:47:28,907 --> 00:47:32,644 I'm here for business. 846 00:47:32,678 --> 00:47:34,513 Otherwise, just sell it yourself. 847 00:47:37,283 --> 00:47:39,518 I used to have Doberman Pinschers. 848 00:47:41,287 --> 00:47:43,622 But they couldn't stop clawing each other. 849 00:47:46,158 --> 00:47:47,759 So I put one of them down. 850 00:47:49,928 --> 00:47:51,528 Do you know what I did to the other one? 851 00:47:52,264 --> 00:47:53,799 I had him neutered. 852 00:47:57,102 --> 00:47:58,270 Keep working. 853 00:48:27,966 --> 00:48:30,126 - I am not your toy, Frank! - Oh, shut up. 854 00:48:30,136 --> 00:48:32,971 Ow! How dare you hit me. 855 00:48:33,004 --> 00:48:34,484 You shut up and do what I say. 856 00:48:36,308 --> 00:48:37,468 You do as you're told, woman. 857 00:48:54,693 --> 00:48:55,894 Don't worry. 858 00:48:55,927 --> 00:48:57,829 This won't smudge your mascara. 859 00:49:00,332 --> 00:49:01,700 I'm biding my time. 860 00:49:02,234 --> 00:49:04,670 Aren't we all? 861 00:49:04,703 --> 00:49:06,705 You're a very seductive man, 862 00:49:06,738 --> 00:49:09,040 aren't you, Mr. Woodman? 863 00:49:09,074 --> 00:49:11,143 Seduction is the art of selling something 864 00:49:11,177 --> 00:49:13,345 the other party isn't even sure they want. 865 00:49:14,012 --> 00:49:15,847 No. 866 00:49:15,881 --> 00:49:18,317 Seduction is manipulation 867 00:49:18,350 --> 00:49:19,718 disguised as romance. 868 00:49:24,356 --> 00:49:25,724 You'd better get that. 869 00:49:29,761 --> 00:49:32,063 - Janey... Huh-uh. - Good news, Jack. 870 00:49:32,097 --> 00:49:34,700 - I've got a whale lined up for tomorrow. - Perfect. 871 00:49:34,733 --> 00:49:36,373 New client? 872 00:49:38,370 --> 00:49:40,339 A few scheduled second visits. 873 00:49:40,372 --> 00:49:41,873 It's been a long day. 874 00:49:43,041 --> 00:49:43,875 You should go home. 875 00:50:17,075 --> 00:50:18,777 Thank you for all your help today. 876 00:50:18,810 --> 00:50:20,445 Oh, believe it or not, this isn't the first time 877 00:50:20,446 --> 00:50:22,314 it's happened on a job. 878 00:50:22,348 --> 00:50:25,028 You won't read about situations like this in the real estate manual. 879 00:50:25,951 --> 00:50:28,120 Your hotel room, tonight. 880 00:50:28,154 --> 00:50:30,274 I'll show you what they don't teach you in the manual. 881 00:51:03,355 --> 00:51:06,258 What the fuck, man? 882 00:51:06,292 --> 00:51:07,426 Oh! 883 00:51:29,215 --> 00:51:32,483 Little suit guy, you want some more? Huh? 884 00:51:33,519 --> 00:51:35,987 No more. No money. 885 00:51:36,021 --> 00:51:38,124 No money. No money. No money. 886 00:51:38,157 --> 00:51:39,891 No money. 887 00:51:42,161 --> 00:51:44,330 We need to talk. 888 00:51:44,363 --> 00:51:46,165 I am Victor, and this is Oleg. 889 00:51:49,335 --> 00:51:50,502 Cinque. 890 00:51:50,536 --> 00:51:52,871 Cinque. You French? 891 00:51:52,904 --> 00:51:54,906 Why not. 892 00:51:54,940 --> 00:51:58,009 We are interested in your relationship with Mr. Hunter. 893 00:51:58,043 --> 00:51:59,378 - Mr. Hunter? - Mmm-hmm. 894 00:51:59,411 --> 00:52:02,381 I'm his realtor. 895 00:52:02,414 --> 00:52:04,483 What is "realtor"? 896 00:52:04,516 --> 00:52:07,319 I'm selling his beach house. 897 00:52:07,353 --> 00:52:10,489 Oh, so that's why you've been hanging out there so much, huh? 898 00:52:10,522 --> 00:52:12,191 You guys are quick, huh? 899 00:52:14,893 --> 00:52:16,173 How long till it's sold? 900 00:52:16,195 --> 00:52:18,897 Maybe tomorrow. Maybe never. 901 00:52:19,398 --> 00:52:20,532 What's it to you? 902 00:52:20,566 --> 00:52:22,934 Hunter is an old friend of ours, 903 00:52:22,968 --> 00:52:25,036 but he seems to have forgotten about us. 904 00:52:25,070 --> 00:52:26,872 Aw, heartbreaking. 905 00:52:26,905 --> 00:52:29,175 In any case, Hunter owes us. 906 00:52:29,208 --> 00:52:31,243 You got one day to sell the house. 907 00:52:31,277 --> 00:52:34,246 One day? Listen, my friend, 908 00:52:34,280 --> 00:52:37,883 over here, houses don't sell in one day. 909 00:52:37,916 --> 00:52:41,552 Fine. Seven days sounds fair. 910 00:52:41,920 --> 00:52:43,222 What do you think, Oleg? 911 00:52:46,091 --> 00:52:47,926 Don't tell Hunter nothing, hmm? 912 00:52:49,561 --> 00:52:52,231 Sell fast, wise-ass. 913 00:53:11,583 --> 00:53:13,419 My turn to play nurse. 914 00:53:18,324 --> 00:53:20,684 I see you've met my husband's former business acquaintances. 915 00:53:22,428 --> 00:53:24,230 Who were those guys? 916 00:53:24,263 --> 00:53:26,465 Old partners of Frank's. 917 00:53:26,498 --> 00:53:27,499 From another lifetime. 918 00:53:29,435 --> 00:53:32,104 And in that lifetime, 919 00:53:32,138 --> 00:53:36,242 did he maybe owe them something? 920 00:53:36,275 --> 00:53:37,843 There's a reason why Frank wanted you. 921 00:53:38,310 --> 00:53:39,578 You don't exist. 922 00:53:39,611 --> 00:53:41,248 Oh, how flattering. 923 00:53:41,281 --> 00:53:43,815 He knew that nobody could track the deal and he could make a clean getaway. 924 00:53:43,816 --> 00:53:46,918 - From what? - Every cheap hoodlum in Eastern Europe. 925 00:53:47,653 --> 00:53:49,288 Frank stole from his clients, 926 00:53:49,321 --> 00:53:52,324 from his Mafia partners and everyone in between. 927 00:53:52,358 --> 00:53:55,494 Now the people he screwed over are looking to screw him. 928 00:53:55,527 --> 00:53:56,995 The house is all we have left. 929 00:53:57,629 --> 00:54:00,999 Oh, man. 930 00:54:01,032 --> 00:54:03,034 Of all the slum joints in all the world, 931 00:54:04,203 --> 00:54:05,504 you had to walk into mine. 932 00:54:07,639 --> 00:54:09,608 I quit. Find a new patsy. 933 00:54:09,641 --> 00:54:10,976 - Oh, really? - Yeah. 934 00:54:11,009 --> 00:54:12,211 And what are you going to do? 935 00:54:12,244 --> 00:54:13,511 Go back to your stupid little life 936 00:54:13,512 --> 00:54:15,314 in that crusty hellhole? 937 00:54:15,347 --> 00:54:17,182 Believe it or not, the ghetto's starting to look 938 00:54:17,183 --> 00:54:19,285 pretty fucking good right now. 939 00:54:19,318 --> 00:54:22,488 - Oh! - You'll never get another shot in this town again. 940 00:54:22,521 --> 00:54:24,656 You can't even sell a house under your real name. 941 00:54:38,036 --> 00:54:39,671 Come on, Janey. Where are you? 942 00:54:41,507 --> 00:54:43,041 Come on. 943 00:54:43,074 --> 00:54:44,476 Quit pacing. 944 00:54:44,510 --> 00:54:46,077 It doesn't suit you. 945 00:54:48,114 --> 00:54:50,382 I got some good news. 946 00:54:50,416 --> 00:54:52,016 A potential prospect is coming in today. 947 00:54:53,051 --> 00:54:54,653 Who is it? 948 00:54:54,686 --> 00:54:56,188 Sworn to secrecy. 949 00:54:57,356 --> 00:54:59,525 Oh. 950 00:54:59,558 --> 00:55:02,661 I hope you're making the right moves. 951 00:55:02,694 --> 00:55:04,562 I know this game, Mr. Hunter. 952 00:55:05,063 --> 00:55:08,200 Well, one wrong move... 953 00:55:08,234 --> 00:55:10,101 ...could be deadly. 954 00:55:10,136 --> 00:55:11,537 Could be him right now. 955 00:55:16,708 --> 00:55:19,710 Welcome, welcome. 956 00:55:22,248 --> 00:55:25,116 Well, well. 957 00:55:26,252 --> 00:55:27,553 Woodman lives. 958 00:55:30,256 --> 00:55:31,990 Aren't you going to invite me in? 959 00:55:35,394 --> 00:55:39,365 Whoo! Nice place, Woodman. 960 00:55:39,398 --> 00:55:42,233 Or do you go by Cinque now? 961 00:55:43,302 --> 00:55:45,137 I don't know what you're talking about. 962 00:55:45,171 --> 00:55:47,373 Sure you do. 963 00:55:47,406 --> 00:55:49,708 So my clients say some Euro trash 964 00:55:49,741 --> 00:55:52,411 is peddling a Malibu estate. 965 00:55:52,444 --> 00:55:54,113 And so I think, 966 00:55:55,414 --> 00:55:57,549 who's leaking my Rolodex? 967 00:55:57,583 --> 00:55:59,251 So I do some sniffing around, 968 00:55:59,285 --> 00:56:02,087 and I find a rat in my midst. 969 00:56:02,121 --> 00:56:04,323 A sneaky little coffee girl. 970 00:56:05,457 --> 00:56:07,559 Where is she? 971 00:56:07,593 --> 00:56:10,562 She's, uh, on a flight back to Iowa, 972 00:56:10,596 --> 00:56:15,167 or whatever flyover Bugtussle town she comes from. 973 00:56:15,201 --> 00:56:18,770 So I hear you're trying to set up an all-cash deal. 974 00:56:21,307 --> 00:56:22,773 You still think you got what it takes? 975 00:56:22,774 --> 00:56:25,111 You forget who showed you the way. 976 00:56:25,144 --> 00:56:28,114 Now that I can't deny. 977 00:56:28,147 --> 00:56:31,449 And with the right suit and the right property, 978 00:56:31,617 --> 00:56:33,018 you can close. 979 00:56:33,785 --> 00:56:35,587 So I'm going to let you. 980 00:56:35,621 --> 00:56:37,623 Trying to make amends? 981 00:56:37,656 --> 00:56:39,425 Oh, Jack, 982 00:56:39,458 --> 00:56:41,460 still holding on to old grudges? 983 00:56:41,493 --> 00:56:43,595 How is it my fault that you got sloppy? 984 00:56:43,629 --> 00:56:45,164 - Sloppy? - Yes. 985 00:56:45,797 --> 00:56:47,599 Hell, yes. 986 00:56:47,633 --> 00:56:51,470 You had dumb Jane handle all the financial transfers. 987 00:56:51,503 --> 00:56:53,472 If you're going to break the rules, 988 00:56:53,505 --> 00:56:55,507 you always do it alone. 989 00:56:55,541 --> 00:56:57,143 No witnesses. 990 00:56:57,176 --> 00:56:58,644 Oh, you taught me that. 991 00:56:58,677 --> 00:57:00,612 You're right. 992 00:57:00,646 --> 00:57:02,181 I was a hell of a guy. 993 00:57:02,214 --> 00:57:05,217 So since we're rekindling this spark, 994 00:57:05,251 --> 00:57:08,354 how about I throw you a bone after this deal is done. 995 00:57:08,387 --> 00:57:10,222 - What deal? - The deal you're going 996 00:57:10,256 --> 00:57:13,192 to close for me with this house. 997 00:57:13,225 --> 00:57:16,462 Even though you're operating under an alias, 998 00:57:16,495 --> 00:57:18,830 I still know who you are, Jack. 999 00:57:18,864 --> 00:57:21,500 All of your old friends at REG also remember you. 1000 00:57:21,533 --> 00:57:24,235 We have a laugh at your expense every so often. 1001 00:57:26,372 --> 00:57:29,808 By the way, how'd you like those suits I sent by the other day? 1002 00:57:29,841 --> 00:57:31,643 And only you, Jack, 1003 00:57:31,677 --> 00:57:35,247 would leave a little hood rat, crack baby in charge. 1004 00:57:35,281 --> 00:57:36,848 Let's keep this between us, shall we? 1005 00:57:37,849 --> 00:57:39,851 Yes. 1006 00:57:39,885 --> 00:57:41,853 Let's. You wrap the deal. 1007 00:57:43,389 --> 00:57:46,725 I take the credit, plus the lion's share. 1008 00:57:46,758 --> 00:57:49,695 And once the money is split up between me and the owner, 1009 00:57:49,728 --> 00:57:53,865 I'll throw you a little piece for old time's sake. 1010 00:57:53,899 --> 00:57:56,402 Oh. Let me digest that. 1011 00:57:56,435 --> 00:57:58,537 Well, it's either that or I call the DA 1012 00:57:58,570 --> 00:58:02,108 and I report your little Janey for corporate espionage. 1013 00:58:02,741 --> 00:58:04,276 Grand theft. 1014 00:58:07,746 --> 00:58:10,216 You've outdone yourself, Aaron. 1015 00:58:10,249 --> 00:58:12,684 These damn pocket listings, huh? 1016 00:58:12,718 --> 00:58:15,420 Just keep getting you in trouble every time. 1017 00:58:18,424 --> 00:58:20,859 I was sorry to hear about your father. 1018 00:58:20,892 --> 00:58:22,594 He was a good man. 1019 00:58:22,628 --> 00:58:25,697 I doubt he's looking down on you and smiling. 1020 00:58:25,731 --> 00:58:27,533 Oh, Jack. 1021 00:58:27,566 --> 00:58:29,701 My dad wanted to play hero. 1022 00:58:29,735 --> 00:58:32,237 But me, I'm a realist. 1023 00:58:33,305 --> 00:58:34,906 - I know who you are. - Yeah? 1024 00:58:34,940 --> 00:58:37,409 Who's that? Hmm? 1025 00:58:37,976 --> 00:58:40,312 You're a nobody. 1026 00:58:40,346 --> 00:58:41,880 Bottom-feeder. 1027 00:58:41,913 --> 00:58:43,415 You came from nothing, 1028 00:58:43,449 --> 00:58:44,809 and you will wind up with nothing. 1029 00:58:46,318 --> 00:58:47,918 Oh, all you can do is make people believe 1030 00:58:47,919 --> 00:58:49,155 you're someone you're not. 1031 00:58:50,456 --> 00:58:52,924 So I'm going to let you do that. 1032 00:58:52,958 --> 00:58:54,560 And then I'm going to send you back 1033 00:58:54,593 --> 00:58:57,395 to that filthy slum rat hole 1034 00:58:57,929 --> 00:58:59,431 where you belong. 1035 00:59:01,300 --> 00:59:02,801 Ooh. 1036 00:59:02,834 --> 00:59:04,270 Just like old times. 1037 00:59:05,971 --> 00:59:07,939 I'm thrilled to be working together again. 1038 00:59:17,683 --> 00:59:18,950 Is that the new client? 1039 00:59:21,687 --> 00:59:23,455 Yup. 1040 00:59:23,489 --> 00:59:25,457 What'd he say? 1041 00:59:25,491 --> 00:59:26,611 He said he'd think about it. 1042 00:59:28,994 --> 00:59:30,762 I may not be a bullshit broker, 1043 00:59:30,796 --> 00:59:32,356 but I know a few things about business. 1044 00:59:33,799 --> 00:59:36,468 Back where I make deals, 1045 00:59:36,502 --> 00:59:38,370 when things go sour, they get ugly in a hurry. 1046 00:59:39,971 --> 00:59:42,374 I'm talking about fingernails getting pulled out. 1047 00:59:42,408 --> 00:59:43,775 Needles in your eyes. 1048 00:59:43,809 --> 00:59:45,511 Nut sack and grinder. 1049 00:59:46,978 --> 00:59:48,347 I don't want that. 1050 00:59:49,981 --> 00:59:51,383 Do you? 1051 01:00:06,365 --> 01:00:08,867 You should run. 1052 01:00:08,900 --> 01:00:12,003 I got people depending on me to put a roof over their heads. 1053 01:00:12,037 --> 01:00:15,341 So, not so bad after all? 1054 01:00:15,374 --> 01:00:18,344 Good, bad, don't make a difference. 1055 01:00:18,377 --> 01:00:19,817 I don't deliver, we're both screwed. 1056 01:00:21,680 --> 01:00:22,881 He has money. 1057 01:00:25,384 --> 01:00:26,418 What? 1058 01:00:26,452 --> 01:00:29,355 Frank. He has cash. 1059 01:00:29,388 --> 01:00:31,557 Enough to solve both our problems immediately. 1060 01:00:31,590 --> 01:00:32,824 He keeps it locked in a safe 1061 01:00:32,858 --> 01:00:34,393 and nobody knows the combination 1062 01:00:35,093 --> 01:00:37,263 except... 1063 01:01:12,063 --> 01:01:13,432 Have you ever been to Marbella? 1064 01:01:13,465 --> 01:01:16,435 Barcelona, yes. Marbella, no. 1065 01:01:16,468 --> 01:01:18,870 I was there years ago. 1066 01:01:18,904 --> 01:01:20,572 Crystal-clear blue ocean, 1067 01:01:21,440 --> 01:01:23,409 untouched white beaches. 1068 01:01:23,442 --> 01:01:25,777 I always said that I would go back there one day, 1069 01:01:27,446 --> 01:01:29,881 - put my old life behind me. - Really? 1070 01:01:29,915 --> 01:01:31,783 Where do Frank and his business partners 1071 01:01:31,817 --> 01:01:33,619 fit into this whole mess? 1072 01:01:33,652 --> 01:01:35,754 I gave up everything to marry Frank. 1073 01:01:35,787 --> 01:01:38,089 My life, my career. 1074 01:01:38,124 --> 01:01:39,284 Turned your back on modeling? 1075 01:01:40,492 --> 01:01:41,593 Petroleum engineering. 1076 01:01:42,828 --> 01:01:44,596 I was Frank's partner. 1077 01:01:44,630 --> 01:01:46,598 Before we knew it, the crash happened 1078 01:01:46,632 --> 01:01:50,636 and we lost hundreds of millions in less than 24 hours. 1079 01:01:50,669 --> 01:01:52,371 That must have been a lousy day. 1080 01:01:54,773 --> 01:01:58,977 So, you see, we're not that different. 1081 01:01:59,010 --> 01:02:03,115 We both know what it's like to have everything 1082 01:02:04,650 --> 01:02:06,118 and lose it all in an instant. 1083 01:02:08,487 --> 01:02:09,788 This is our chance. 1084 01:02:10,989 --> 01:02:12,924 Our chance at what, huh? 1085 01:02:12,958 --> 01:02:14,393 Grand larceny? 1086 01:02:14,993 --> 01:02:16,495 Safe cracking? 1087 01:02:20,799 --> 01:02:22,801 Getting our lives back. 1088 01:02:30,542 --> 01:02:32,511 We could go fifty-fifty. 1089 01:02:35,147 --> 01:02:36,548 Partners in crime. 1090 01:02:38,217 --> 01:02:40,886 Maybe in love. 1091 01:02:45,991 --> 01:02:47,591 How much does he have in the vault? 1092 01:02:48,527 --> 01:02:50,662 More than enough. 1093 01:02:50,696 --> 01:02:52,197 I'll slip some sleeping pills in his drink 1094 01:02:52,198 --> 01:02:54,133 before you come over. 1095 01:02:54,166 --> 01:02:55,167 Lana? 1096 01:03:04,176 --> 01:03:05,811 We'll do it tomorrow. 1097 01:03:05,844 --> 01:03:08,514 I thought we could have dinner together tonight, 1098 01:03:08,547 --> 01:03:09,981 talk about tomorrow. 1099 01:03:10,015 --> 01:03:11,517 What's tomorrow? 1100 01:03:12,851 --> 01:03:15,554 I mean beyond tomorrow, when the house sells. 1101 01:03:17,556 --> 01:03:19,691 Sure, whatever you'd like. 1102 01:03:34,740 --> 01:03:35,907 Are you sure he's asleep? 1103 01:04:26,625 --> 01:04:28,760 Oh, Jesus, Jesus! 1104 01:04:30,129 --> 01:04:31,830 You think you're smart? 1105 01:04:34,833 --> 01:04:37,269 Stupid! 1106 01:04:37,303 --> 01:04:39,238 Now you're just another body 1107 01:04:39,271 --> 01:04:42,241 that I have to bury in the vineyard. 1108 01:04:42,274 --> 01:04:44,474 What do you think that'll do for the price of the place? 1109 01:05:06,832 --> 01:05:08,267 How much did you put in his drink? 1110 01:05:08,300 --> 01:05:11,170 Not enough, apparently. Prick. 1111 01:05:11,203 --> 01:05:13,243 You said you were just going to knock him out. 1112 01:05:13,372 --> 01:05:15,141 Did you poison him? 1113 01:05:15,174 --> 01:05:17,276 Don't be so naive. 1114 01:05:17,309 --> 01:05:20,279 Oh! We are so fucked! 1115 01:05:20,312 --> 01:05:21,813 He was going to kill us both. 1116 01:05:21,847 --> 01:05:23,315 All we have to do is clean this up. 1117 01:05:23,349 --> 01:05:24,982 Just say he went on a business trip and never returned. 1118 01:05:24,983 --> 01:05:27,353 Oh, really? And how do we do that, huh? 1119 01:05:27,386 --> 01:05:28,687 Do I throw him over a cliff? 1120 01:05:28,720 --> 01:05:29,988 Bury him in the desert? 1121 01:05:31,690 --> 01:05:33,058 He always wanted to be cremated. 1122 01:05:55,181 --> 01:05:56,715 Doesn't look like it's working. 1123 01:05:58,016 --> 01:06:00,586 If it doesn't work, bury him. 1124 01:06:51,570 --> 01:06:53,839 Wipe that look off your face. 1125 01:06:54,072 --> 01:06:55,806 Did you really think he was going to let you live? 1126 01:06:55,807 --> 01:06:57,727 You were a dead man as soon as that job was done. 1127 01:06:58,277 --> 01:06:59,745 How much does he have? 1128 01:06:59,778 --> 01:07:01,213 Not as much as I'd hoped 1129 01:07:01,247 --> 01:07:02,814 but enough to get us going. 1130 01:07:02,848 --> 01:07:04,450 We can leave tomorrow afternoon. 1131 01:07:04,483 --> 01:07:06,385 This money won't solve any problems. 1132 01:07:06,418 --> 01:07:08,754 It won't even last you six months. 1133 01:07:08,787 --> 01:07:10,922 You run from the mob, you're running forever. 1134 01:07:10,956 --> 01:07:12,758 What do you suggest? 1135 01:07:12,791 --> 01:07:14,460 From now on, you stay at the motel. 1136 01:07:14,493 --> 01:07:16,928 Why? 1137 01:07:16,962 --> 01:07:18,930 Because this house is going off the market. 1138 01:07:25,971 --> 01:07:28,140 It's a good buy. Think about it. 1139 01:07:28,174 --> 01:07:29,775 I'll slice a few bucks off for you. 1140 01:07:29,808 --> 01:07:31,076 - My pleasure. - All right. 1141 01:07:31,110 --> 01:07:32,111 Thank you. 1142 01:07:33,011 --> 01:07:34,313 Let me get that for you. 1143 01:07:42,321 --> 01:07:43,822 Hmm. 1144 01:07:48,460 --> 01:07:50,129 You can't be here. 1145 01:07:50,162 --> 01:07:53,265 You don't write, you don't call. 1146 01:07:53,299 --> 01:07:56,101 Well, the good news is, we're nearing escrow, comrades. 1147 01:07:56,135 --> 01:07:57,570 Oh! 1148 01:07:57,604 --> 01:08:00,839 Tired of waiting for return on investment. 1149 01:08:00,872 --> 01:08:02,741 We're going to collect half up front. 1150 01:08:03,842 --> 01:08:05,111 Half what? 1151 01:08:05,144 --> 01:08:07,279 That's between us and the old man. 1152 01:08:07,313 --> 01:08:08,980 What time he going to be home? 1153 01:08:09,014 --> 01:08:11,350 Uh, tough luck. He just went out of town. 1154 01:08:11,383 --> 01:08:14,286 - Oh. Out of town? - Yeah. 1155 01:08:14,320 --> 01:08:16,355 Why, where, and when for? 1156 01:08:16,388 --> 01:08:19,024 I'm his realtor, 1157 01:08:19,057 --> 01:08:20,992 not his travel agent. 1158 01:08:27,032 --> 01:08:30,469 First principle of finance, real estate douche bag... 1159 01:08:30,502 --> 01:08:32,037 Time value of money. 1160 01:08:32,070 --> 01:08:35,141 Now, when's Hunter coming back? 1161 01:08:35,174 --> 01:08:37,008 Maybe two, three days. 1162 01:08:37,042 --> 01:08:39,478 The second he is back, you call us. 1163 01:08:39,511 --> 01:08:42,314 We come over for an unexpected visit, 1164 01:08:42,348 --> 01:08:44,150 everyone goes home happy. 1165 01:08:44,183 --> 01:08:47,386 Well, not everyone. 1166 01:08:47,419 --> 01:08:48,920 Get the gist? 1167 01:08:51,357 --> 01:08:54,025 Oleg, we're going to be late for that surfing lesson. 1168 01:08:54,059 --> 01:08:55,927 Let's go look at some big boobs, man. 1169 01:09:00,899 --> 01:09:02,334 Phew. 1170 01:09:02,368 --> 01:09:05,171 Oh, fuck. Who's that? 1171 01:09:08,073 --> 01:09:09,941 Cinque. 1172 01:09:09,975 --> 01:09:13,544 I'm going to call you Mr. Stink instead of Mr. Cinque. 1173 01:09:13,545 --> 01:09:14,946 More fitting. 1174 01:09:14,980 --> 01:09:16,548 You find our buyer? 1175 01:09:16,582 --> 01:09:18,217 Not exactly. 1176 01:09:18,917 --> 01:09:21,187 Ah. 1177 01:09:21,220 --> 01:09:23,955 You know, I actually thought you could make a comeback. 1178 01:09:23,989 --> 01:09:26,525 I guess I didn't let you try, huh? 1179 01:09:26,558 --> 01:09:28,059 In any case, I got a sheik. 1180 01:09:28,093 --> 01:09:30,060 A sheik? 1181 01:09:34,566 --> 01:09:38,904 Yeah, some big-money Arab looking for a beach house. 1182 01:09:38,937 --> 01:09:41,540 Going to bring him by tomorrow, take over the deal. 1183 01:09:41,573 --> 01:09:44,243 If I were you I'd, uh... I'd pack up 1184 01:09:44,276 --> 01:09:46,212 and head back to South Central. 1185 01:09:46,245 --> 01:09:48,614 You didn't let me finish my sentence. 1186 01:09:48,647 --> 01:09:51,383 I closed the deal yesterday. 1187 01:09:51,417 --> 01:09:52,951 It's done. 1188 01:09:52,984 --> 01:09:56,555 Big-time player, very hush-hush. 1189 01:09:56,588 --> 01:09:58,390 Is he a local? 1190 01:09:58,424 --> 01:10:00,091 Oh, you'll know tomorrow. 1191 01:10:00,126 --> 01:10:01,627 Be at the house by noon, 1192 01:10:01,660 --> 01:10:03,261 if you want a piece of the action, that is. 1193 01:10:03,262 --> 01:10:05,182 Wait, if I want a piece of the action? 1194 01:10:05,597 --> 01:10:07,399 This is my deal, fuck face. 1195 01:10:07,433 --> 01:10:09,601 Then come and close it, big boy. 1196 01:10:15,341 --> 01:10:17,109 Becoming a man of God, are we, Billy? 1197 01:10:17,143 --> 01:10:18,503 I was sending a message to Granny. 1198 01:10:24,350 --> 01:10:25,617 Oh. 1199 01:10:26,618 --> 01:10:28,120 When? 1200 01:10:28,154 --> 01:10:29,421 Monday. 1201 01:10:33,492 --> 01:10:35,594 Well, I'm sorry I wasn't here for you, kid, 1202 01:10:35,627 --> 01:10:37,596 but you should be awfully proud of yourself. 1203 01:10:37,629 --> 01:10:39,063 Your grandma lived a long and healthy life, 1204 01:10:39,064 --> 01:10:41,032 and you took good care of her, buddy. 1205 01:10:41,066 --> 01:10:42,968 Yeah. At least she went 1206 01:10:43,001 --> 01:10:44,641 before we got thrown out into the streets. 1207 01:10:48,073 --> 01:10:50,609 Look, Billy, worst-case scenario, 1208 01:10:50,642 --> 01:10:52,710 you wind up in public housing for a couple of months, okay? 1209 01:10:52,711 --> 01:10:54,011 I promise you I'm giving it my... 1210 01:10:54,012 --> 01:10:56,282 No, you're not! 1211 01:10:56,315 --> 01:10:58,517 You don't care about me or anyone else in this building. 1212 01:10:58,550 --> 01:11:00,017 You're still the same self-serving prick you were 1213 01:11:00,018 --> 01:11:01,218 the day you bought this place. 1214 01:11:03,322 --> 01:11:04,655 All you're trying to do is save your own ass. 1215 01:11:04,656 --> 01:11:08,160 You little shit. 1216 01:11:08,194 --> 01:11:10,529 - You're lucky that was cold. - Of course it was cold. 1217 01:11:10,562 --> 01:11:12,298 It's been sitting there for a month. 1218 01:11:12,331 --> 01:11:14,199 And unlike you, I don't intentionally hurt people. 1219 01:11:14,200 --> 01:11:16,067 Don't you talk to me about hurt. 1220 01:11:16,101 --> 01:11:19,338 This building destroyed my life. 1221 01:11:21,072 --> 01:11:22,641 I curse the day I laid eyes 1222 01:11:22,674 --> 01:11:24,676 on this godforsaken flea hole. 1223 01:11:30,349 --> 01:11:34,953 Sorry, Billy, but this place is a sinking ship. 1224 01:11:39,758 --> 01:11:41,193 I'm not going down with it. 1225 01:11:42,694 --> 01:11:44,696 I thought our friendship meant something. 1226 01:11:44,730 --> 01:11:46,665 I guess I was wrong. 1227 01:11:46,698 --> 01:11:48,700 You're no different than my dad, or yours. 1228 01:12:19,565 --> 01:12:20,566 It's set up. 1229 01:12:22,434 --> 01:12:23,602 Whatever happens... 1230 01:12:25,737 --> 01:12:27,106 I'm glad I came looking for you. 1231 01:12:49,761 --> 01:12:52,264 Didn't I tell you not to play Dirty Harry with this? 1232 01:12:52,298 --> 01:12:53,765 Whoo! 1233 01:12:57,769 --> 01:12:59,849 Yo, G, gonna get this fool. 1234 01:13:14,620 --> 01:13:16,122 You're early. 1235 01:13:16,155 --> 01:13:17,589 I taught you well. 1236 01:13:17,623 --> 01:13:19,291 Where's my buyer? 1237 01:13:19,325 --> 01:13:21,793 Stuck in traffic. PCH is a bitch. 1238 01:13:23,162 --> 01:13:24,630 Make yourself at home. 1239 01:13:27,466 --> 01:13:29,635 Introduce me as a property rep. 1240 01:13:29,668 --> 01:13:32,171 This way it'll be clear that you're an assistant, 1241 01:13:32,204 --> 01:13:34,204 and that I gave you permission to act on my behalf. 1242 01:13:34,873 --> 01:13:36,775 Did you hear me... 1243 01:13:36,808 --> 01:13:38,644 Jackoff? 1244 01:13:42,348 --> 01:13:44,549 - What the hell are you doing? - On hot days like today, 1245 01:13:44,550 --> 01:13:46,618 it's always advisable 1246 01:13:46,652 --> 01:13:49,188 to remove any sweat-inducing clothes. 1247 01:13:49,221 --> 01:13:52,191 This way when the client does show up, 1248 01:13:52,224 --> 01:13:53,859 you'll be cool as a cucumber. 1249 01:13:53,892 --> 01:13:55,461 Go on. 1250 01:13:55,494 --> 01:13:56,894 No, I don't think you're in any position 1251 01:13:56,895 --> 01:14:00,466 to be giving instructions. 1252 01:14:00,499 --> 01:14:02,139 Did you hear what I said regarding the buyer? 1253 01:14:02,140 --> 01:14:03,470 Oh, I did. 1254 01:14:03,502 --> 01:14:05,337 But we've just got one last piece 1255 01:14:05,371 --> 01:14:07,371 - of unfinished business. - What's that? 1256 01:14:09,841 --> 01:14:11,677 Jesus, Jack. 1257 01:14:13,579 --> 01:14:16,482 Just a few more trade secrets I want to share with you, Aaron. 1258 01:14:16,515 --> 01:14:19,651 God, you hit like a little girl. 1259 01:14:19,685 --> 01:14:22,654 Rule number one, 1260 01:14:22,688 --> 01:14:25,524 never get the kitchen floor bloody before a showing. 1261 01:14:38,437 --> 01:14:39,705 You're a dead man. 1262 01:14:41,407 --> 01:14:43,542 Rule number two... 1263 01:14:43,575 --> 01:14:47,213 Never, ever kill your connection to the buyer 1264 01:14:47,246 --> 01:14:48,547 with a kitchen knife. 1265 01:14:50,716 --> 01:14:52,751 You're right. 1266 01:14:52,784 --> 01:14:54,253 I'm going to use these. 1267 01:15:02,915 --> 01:15:05,569 What's the matter, Woodman? You want more pointers? 1268 01:15:07,466 --> 01:15:08,900 Oh! 1269 01:15:11,437 --> 01:15:13,405 Rule number three... 1270 01:15:13,439 --> 01:15:16,608 Sellers fight fair, closers fight to win. 1271 01:15:19,911 --> 01:15:20,912 God! 1272 01:15:21,913 --> 01:15:23,449 Hey, hey. Relax, relax. 1273 01:15:25,451 --> 01:15:26,952 Wait for Cinque's call. 1274 01:15:26,985 --> 01:15:28,954 God! 1275 01:15:28,987 --> 01:15:30,722 Woodman! 1276 01:15:30,756 --> 01:15:32,290 Oh, I hope we studied the floor plan. 1277 01:15:32,291 --> 01:15:33,725 I'm in the master. 1278 01:15:39,298 --> 01:15:41,333 Payback time. 1279 01:15:47,973 --> 01:15:50,809 You bastard! 1280 01:15:50,842 --> 01:15:52,644 I'm coming for you. 1281 01:15:55,314 --> 01:15:58,284 Woodman, I'm gonna find you, you piece of shit. 1282 01:15:58,317 --> 01:16:00,319 I hope you're saying your prayers, 1283 01:16:00,352 --> 01:16:02,354 'cause I'm gonna fucking tear you apart! 1284 01:16:05,324 --> 01:16:06,492 Where are you, freak? 1285 01:16:06,525 --> 01:16:07,759 Right here. 1286 01:16:07,793 --> 01:16:09,328 Woodman! 1287 01:16:10,329 --> 01:16:11,663 You son of a bitch! 1288 01:16:11,697 --> 01:16:13,465 Woodman! 1289 01:16:13,499 --> 01:16:15,467 Woodman, you cocksucker! 1290 01:16:15,501 --> 01:16:17,336 You open this door right now! 1291 01:16:20,639 --> 01:16:22,941 Well... 1292 01:16:22,974 --> 01:16:25,611 Aaron Glass, property rep. 1293 01:16:25,644 --> 01:16:26,844 I'm sure Cinque has told you about me. 1294 01:16:26,845 --> 01:16:28,647 We work very closely together. 1295 01:16:28,680 --> 01:16:31,383 You ready to wrap this deal up? 1296 01:16:31,417 --> 01:16:32,818 You mean this deal? 1297 01:16:32,851 --> 01:16:34,486 Oh, whoa... 1298 01:16:34,520 --> 01:16:36,955 Oh, hey, guys, wait. Who the... 1299 01:16:36,988 --> 01:16:38,657 Who the fuck are you? 1300 01:16:38,690 --> 01:16:41,327 Where's Hunter? Where the fuck is Woodman? 1301 01:16:41,360 --> 01:16:43,495 Cinque! The fucking fraud! 1302 01:16:43,529 --> 01:16:45,564 Who the hell Woodman? 1303 01:16:50,001 --> 01:16:51,403 All right, let's do this. 1304 01:16:51,437 --> 01:16:53,339 Son of a bitch. 1305 01:16:53,372 --> 01:16:55,006 Woodman, I'm coming for you! 1306 01:16:57,075 --> 01:16:58,577 Woodman! 1307 01:17:03,615 --> 01:17:05,255 Aren't you boys on the wrong side of town? 1308 01:17:09,721 --> 01:17:11,723 I know, I know. 1309 01:17:11,757 --> 01:17:13,859 Smoking isn't recommended on the job. 1310 01:17:13,892 --> 01:17:17,996 But fuck them if you can't take a moment to enjoy the show. 1311 01:17:18,029 --> 01:17:21,567 Excuse me, gentlemen, you're obviously in the music industry. 1312 01:17:21,600 --> 01:17:24,703 You're looking for a new pad? 1313 01:17:24,736 --> 01:17:27,038 Whoa, whoa. 1314 01:17:38,650 --> 01:17:40,286 Leave me alone! Get... Get off me! 1315 01:17:41,420 --> 01:17:42,554 It's Woodman you want! 1316 01:17:47,493 --> 01:17:49,060 Take my car! I'm just a realtor! 1317 01:17:50,896 --> 01:17:53,565 I've got drugs. I've got drugs. Just get... 1318 01:17:53,599 --> 01:17:55,301 Get him down to the floor. 1319 01:18:30,669 --> 01:18:31,937 I hope you kept the phone. 1320 01:18:39,978 --> 01:18:42,981 I presume this is the contact you were mentioning earlier? 1321 01:18:45,484 --> 01:18:47,619 Thought so. 1322 01:18:47,653 --> 01:18:48,787 One moment, please. 1323 01:18:48,820 --> 01:18:51,022 Woodman! Woodman! 1324 01:18:56,128 --> 01:18:57,763 Yeah, this is the property rep 1325 01:18:57,796 --> 01:18:59,831 for the Malibu beach estate 1326 01:18:59,865 --> 01:19:03,469 which Mr. Aaron Glass was talking to you about earlier. 1327 01:19:03,502 --> 01:19:05,637 Yeah, unfortunately Mr. Glass 1328 01:19:05,671 --> 01:19:08,507 is on an indefinite leave of absence. 1329 01:19:09,508 --> 01:19:10,809 I'm taking over. 1330 01:19:12,144 --> 01:19:14,780 Why, yes. An hour sounds fine. 1331 01:19:14,813 --> 01:19:18,150 No problem at all. Looking forward to it. 1332 01:19:23,222 --> 01:19:26,958 Final tip, want to destroy a competitor, 1333 01:19:26,992 --> 01:19:29,795 make sure he never comes back to bury you. 1334 01:19:29,828 --> 01:19:32,164 You're gonna pay for this, Woodman. You hear? 1335 01:19:33,999 --> 01:19:35,534 Woodman! 1336 01:19:39,871 --> 01:19:41,707 In order to sell houses, 1337 01:19:41,740 --> 01:19:44,976 you have to make your clients feel immediately at home. 1338 01:19:45,010 --> 01:19:46,578 It's what their senses tell them. 1339 01:19:46,612 --> 01:19:49,681 - How it looks... - How it smells. 1340 01:19:49,715 --> 01:19:52,584 If they can really see themselves in this new life. 1341 01:19:52,618 --> 01:19:54,886 You see, I don't just sell houses. 1342 01:19:54,920 --> 01:19:56,188 I deal dreams. 1343 01:20:12,037 --> 01:20:14,206 Allow me. Why, thank you. 1344 01:20:22,114 --> 01:20:24,850 So what do we think? 1345 01:20:28,086 --> 01:20:29,588 Yalla it is. 1346 01:20:29,621 --> 01:20:32,023 Hello, my name is Mr. Hunter. 1347 01:20:32,057 --> 01:20:33,625 - Hello, sir. - Pleasure. 1348 01:20:33,659 --> 01:20:35,961 This is my home. My home is your home. 1349 01:20:37,763 --> 01:20:38,883 Shall we take a look around? 1350 01:20:48,907 --> 01:20:50,876 What's up, my man? How you doing? 1351 01:20:50,909 --> 01:20:53,479 Not too bad. I just thought I'd stop by and say hello. 1352 01:20:54,780 --> 01:20:56,248 I like that. 1353 01:20:56,282 --> 01:20:58,049 It's a pleasure doing business with you, man. 1354 01:20:58,083 --> 01:21:00,119 Consider this your permanent residence, my friends. 1355 01:21:00,152 --> 01:21:02,053 Free of charge. 1356 01:21:02,087 --> 01:21:04,055 Well, it's home sweet home, you know what I mean? 1357 01:21:04,089 --> 01:21:06,091 - Thanks, man. - Hey, you know what, man? 1358 01:21:06,125 --> 01:21:07,925 Why don't you stick around? You want a beer or something? 1359 01:21:07,926 --> 01:21:11,130 No, I've got some other business to tend to, uh... 1360 01:21:11,163 --> 01:21:12,931 But I do have one final request. 1361 01:21:12,964 --> 01:21:14,566 What's that? 1362 01:21:14,600 --> 01:21:16,602 Watch Billy's back for me, would you? 1363 01:21:16,635 --> 01:21:17,836 Yeah, sure thing. 1364 01:21:19,938 --> 01:21:21,273 Enjoy. 1365 01:21:32,718 --> 01:21:34,286 Wood. 1366 01:21:34,320 --> 01:21:36,655 Good to see you back here. 1367 01:21:36,688 --> 01:21:38,924 Oh, it's Wood now, not "self-serving prick"? 1368 01:21:38,957 --> 01:21:40,025 Truce? 1369 01:21:44,163 --> 01:21:45,931 So you leaving for good? 1370 01:21:45,964 --> 01:21:48,134 Seems so. 1371 01:21:48,167 --> 01:21:49,535 Who's going to run the place? 1372 01:21:51,703 --> 01:21:53,038 You are. 1373 01:21:58,310 --> 01:22:00,112 That's the deed, 1374 01:22:00,146 --> 01:22:02,814 and that's your name on it. 1375 01:22:02,848 --> 01:22:05,817 - Deed? - Mmm-hmm. 1376 01:22:05,851 --> 01:22:07,119 I can't afford this place. 1377 01:22:07,153 --> 01:22:08,193 I'm not selling it to you. 1378 01:22:08,987 --> 01:22:10,256 I'm giving it to you. 1379 01:22:10,289 --> 01:22:12,124 All paid for. No lien, no nothing. 1380 01:22:12,158 --> 01:22:13,992 It's all yours. 1381 01:22:14,025 --> 01:22:16,728 Mrs. Kinda will help you manage it till you're 18. 1382 01:22:16,762 --> 01:22:19,165 By that time, the market would have changed, 1383 01:22:19,198 --> 01:22:22,134 and this little place will be worth millions. 1384 01:22:22,168 --> 01:22:25,137 - So it's all mine? - You're the boss now, kid. 1385 01:22:25,171 --> 01:22:26,338 The one in charge. 1386 01:22:32,010 --> 01:22:33,845 It's no good unless you're around. 1387 01:22:33,879 --> 01:22:36,315 We can run the joint together, like business partners. 1388 01:22:36,348 --> 01:22:38,350 I got my own plans now, kid. 1389 01:22:43,021 --> 01:22:46,592 But if I ever need a place to stay... 1390 01:22:50,896 --> 01:22:52,598 You got the presidential suite. 1391 01:22:58,036 --> 01:22:59,371 - Be good, huh? - I will. 1392 01:22:59,405 --> 01:23:01,373 - All right. - Thanks, man. 1393 01:23:08,814 --> 01:23:12,184 Well, the Malibu house is finally gone. 1394 01:23:12,218 --> 01:23:14,085 And luckily, Moussy was on board 1395 01:23:14,120 --> 01:23:16,021 to play the part of Mr. Hunter. 1396 01:23:16,054 --> 01:23:19,891 And the sheik was a man of his word. All cash. 1397 01:23:19,925 --> 01:23:22,428 Now that the deal is closed, I'm out. 1398 01:23:24,130 --> 01:23:25,697 That's right. 1399 01:23:25,731 --> 01:23:27,199 Marbella is only a plane ride away. 1400 01:23:27,233 --> 01:23:30,202 And who knows? She might even be the one. 1401 01:23:30,236 --> 01:23:33,038 Hey, baby. 1402 01:23:33,071 --> 01:23:35,207 So I guess you're confused about who I really am. 1403 01:23:35,241 --> 01:23:37,743 Nice guy, scumbag, 1404 01:23:38,244 --> 01:23:42,114 killer, victim. 1405 01:23:42,148 --> 01:23:44,049 All depends on who you're asking. 1406 01:23:44,082 --> 01:23:46,752 But in real estate, I'm the one thing that makes it 1407 01:23:46,785 --> 01:23:48,053 through good times and bad. 1408 01:23:48,086 --> 01:23:49,288 A survivor. 1409 01:23:49,321 --> 01:23:50,956 That's right. 1410 01:23:50,989 --> 01:23:52,258 A survivor of 1411 01:23:52,291 --> 01:23:54,460 extraordinary circumstance. 1412 01:23:54,493 --> 01:23:56,795 Nah, just call me Jack. 1413 01:23:56,828 --> 01:23:58,264 Jack fucking... 1414 01:25:02,528 --> 01:25:05,131 So, what are you thinking? You like? 1415 01:25:05,164 --> 01:25:08,167 It's spectacular. Absolutely spectacular. 1416 01:25:09,868 --> 01:25:11,137 Can we see the master bedroom? 1417 01:25:11,170 --> 01:25:12,504 We're supposed to. 1418 01:25:16,408 --> 01:25:19,044 Well, where was I? 1419 01:25:19,077 --> 01:25:20,146 Guess she wasn't the one. 1420 01:25:20,179 --> 01:25:22,148 Properties and pretty women, 1421 01:25:22,181 --> 01:25:23,882 they can always flip. 1422 01:25:23,915 --> 01:25:27,153 Thank God that house boy didn't aim any higher. 1423 01:25:27,186 --> 01:25:29,321 It was a big risk, but you know what they say. 1424 01:25:29,355 --> 01:25:31,357 The only way to win is to play, 1425 01:25:31,390 --> 01:25:36,362 and the best way to play is with OPM. 1426 01:25:36,395 --> 01:25:37,329 "Other people's money." 1427 01:25:39,531 --> 01:25:41,933 - Are you coming? - I'll be right there, dear. 1428 01:25:41,967 --> 01:25:43,269 Preferably counterfeit, 1429 01:25:43,302 --> 01:25:45,404 like Tommy boy's funny money, 1430 01:25:45,437 --> 01:25:47,797 which I just knew I could put to good use one of these days. 1431 01:25:47,997 --> 01:25:50,499 I doubt Lana and her new buddy will go far, though. 1432 01:25:50,542 --> 01:25:53,035 Fake money, false passport and a missing husband? 1433 01:25:53,037 --> 01:25:54,246 Hey, get off her! 1434 01:25:54,380 --> 01:25:55,881 You do the math. 1435 01:25:57,216 --> 01:25:58,684 Speaking of missing people, 1436 01:25:58,718 --> 01:26:01,219 an investigation was launched into Aaron's disappearance, 1437 01:26:01,220 --> 01:26:02,587 and revealed that he'd been engaged 1438 01:26:02,588 --> 01:26:04,391 in tax evasion, extortion 1439 01:26:04,424 --> 01:26:06,824 and possession of virtually every drug in the book. 1440 01:26:07,759 --> 01:26:10,095 Don't think he'll be selling any more million-dollar listings. 1441 01:26:10,096 --> 01:26:11,456 Can't say he'll be missed, though. 1442 01:26:12,731 --> 01:26:14,333 Oh, well. 1443 01:26:14,366 --> 01:26:16,768 And don't think I forgot about Janey. 1444 01:26:18,037 --> 01:26:20,338 I always had a soft spot for her. 1445 01:26:21,207 --> 01:26:23,241 Oh, my, God. Jack. 1446 01:26:25,277 --> 01:26:26,678 Any questions? 1447 01:26:27,813 --> 01:26:29,348 I think I'll take it. 1448 01:26:29,381 --> 01:26:31,683 Great, I'll prepare the forms. 1449 01:26:35,922 --> 01:26:39,358 What are your plans in Marbella? 1450 01:26:39,391 --> 01:26:42,160 My business partner and I are exploring new options. 1451 01:26:42,929 --> 01:26:44,363 Looking good, Billy. 1452 01:26:44,396 --> 01:26:45,397 Whoo! 1453 01:26:46,398 --> 01:26:47,899 Thanks, Wood! 1454 01:26:50,937 --> 01:26:53,772 - Well, Mr. Woodman. - Uh-huh? 1455 01:26:53,805 --> 01:26:55,908 Would you like to have a drink with me 1456 01:26:55,942 --> 01:26:58,710 to explore some possibilities regarding payment? 1457 01:27:00,079 --> 01:27:01,113 Maybe... 1458 01:27:02,949 --> 01:27:04,416 Keeping some details 1459 01:27:05,451 --> 01:27:07,218 just between us. 1460 01:27:09,455 --> 01:27:11,490 Sounds like a good deal to me. 1461 01:31:09,895 --> 01:31:11,730 Woodman. 1462 01:31:12,731 --> 01:31:13,932 Woodman... 1463 01:31:19,338 --> 01:31:21,307 You're going to fucking pay, Woodman. 1464 01:31:21,540 --> 01:31:24,843 You're going to pay. 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