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ARE YOU EATING?
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MOSTLY JUST PUKING.
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I KNOW IT'S HARD,
BUT YOUR BODY
NEEDS NUTRITION.
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YOU'RE FIGHTING
BOTH THE DISEASE AND
THE TREATMENT, SO...
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NOW...
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IT LOOKS LIKE YOUR
WHITE CELL COUNT
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IS A LITTLE
ON THE LOW SIDE.
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NOT ENOUGH TO BE
ALARMED ABOUT,
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BUT WE NEED TO KEEP
AN EYE ON IT.
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IF IT DOESN'T BUILD
BACK UP BY MONDAY,
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WE MAY HAVE TO
SUSPEND TREATMENTS
FOR A WEEK OR SO
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JUST AS A PRECAUTION.
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WAIT A MINUTE,
YOU MEAN...
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YOU MEAN
STRETCH THIS OUT
EVEN LONGER?
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I KNOW IT'S NOT
A PLEASANT THOUGHT,
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BUT...CHANCES ARE,
COME MONDAY,
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YOU'LL BE OK.
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YOU'VE GOT
THE WHOLE WEEKEND
TO RECHARGE, SO...
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YEAH.
I WAS KIND OF EYEING
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THE WONDER YEARS
MARATHON ON CABLE.
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THE IMPORTANT THING
IS TO RELAX.
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CHANCES ARE...
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THERE'S NOTHING
TO WORRY ABOUT.
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YOU KEEP SAYING...
"CHANCES ARE."
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JUST A FIGURE OF SPEECH.
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ANYWAY...
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HAVE A NICE WEEKEND.
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IS THAT A FIGURE
OF SPEECH, TOO?
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JUST...TRY TO
TAKE IT EASY.
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IT-IT'S A CHANT
KIND OF THING.
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"OWAH." THAT'S
THE FIRST WORD.
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"TADOO" IS SECOND,
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THEN "FIYAM..."
WANT ME TO GIVE YOU
A HAND WITH THIS?
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NO. JUST GOT TO GET BACK
IN THE CORNERS HERE.
ROACHES ARE NIMBLE.
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SO THEN,
THE BROTHERS,
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THEY LINE YOU UP
IN YOUR BRIEFS,
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AND THEY THROW
CORN MEAL, HONEY,
AND RAW EGGS AT YOU
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WHILE YOU HOP ON
ONE FOOT AND CHANT,
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"OWAH, TADOO,
FIYAM. OWAH, TADOO,
FIYAM. OWAH--"
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"OH, WHAT A DOOF
YOU ARE." I GET IT.
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HERE, GIVE ME A HAND.
SLIDE THIS BACK, WILL YOU?
AND WATCH THE LINOLEUM.
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SO THEN, THEY
FILL YOUR BRIEFS
WITH SELTZER TABLETS
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AND THROW YOU
IN THE LAKE,
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BUT THAT'S
ANOTHER STORY.
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AND YOU DO ALL THIS BECAUSE...
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BECAUSE,
WHEN WE GET BACK
FROM CHRISTMAS,
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I GET TO DO IT TO
SOME NEW PLEDGES.
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THAT'S THE BEAUTY
OF IT. GAMMA NU,
MAN, GAMMA NU!
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GRAB THAT, WILL YOU?
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I'M ALL OVER IT.
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GAMMA NU...
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YES, MA'AM?
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OH. UH...
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I'M--I'M LOOKING
FOR BAILEY.
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ANNIE!
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HEY!
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HI.
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SO...THIS IS ANNIE.
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ANNIE, THIS IS WILL.
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OH, RIGHT! BAILEY
TOLD ME YOU WERE HOME
FOR THE HOLIDAYS.
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NICE TO MEET YOU.
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I GOT THE REST
OF THE MAIL, MOMMY.
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YOU, TOO.
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OH, THANKS, SWEET PEA.HI, SWEETIE.
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YEAH, UH,
BAILEY'S TOLD ME
A LOT ABOUT YOU.
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REALLY?
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HE HASN'T TOLD ME
NEARLY ENOUGH ABOUT YOU.
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UM, ANYWAY, LOOK,
I'M SORRY TO BARGE IN
ON YOU GUYS--
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NO.
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BUT IT CAME.
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IT--ALREADY?
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OPEN IT, MOMMY.
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YEAH. GO FOR IT.
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GREAT. HERE GOES.
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OH.
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OH, MY.
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OH, MY GOD.
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"OH, MY GOD"?
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OH, MY GOD!
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I DID IT!
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YOU DID IT?
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YOU DID IT!
I DID!
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SHE DID IT!
OOH!
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I'M SORRY. "IT..."
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I'M GONNA BE
AN INSURANCE ADJUSTER!
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YES!
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♪ Everybody wants to live ♪
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♪ Like they wanna live ♪
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♪ And everybody wants to love ♪
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♪ Like they wanna love ♪
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♪ Everybody wants to be ♪
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♪ Closer to free-ee-ee-ee ♪
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♪ Closer to free ♪
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HELLO! YOU'RE--
YOU'RE CRUSHING ME!
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OH, GOD, SORRY.
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OK, RIGHT HERE.
ON 3.
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1...OH!
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2, 3.
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GOD, I THOUGHT
WE SWEPT.
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AND VACUUMED AND MOPPED.
WHAT'D YOU EXPECT?
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IT'S A SHED.
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STOP CALLING IT A SHED
AND HELP ME OUT.
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I WANT THIS PLACE
TO LOOK NICE BEFORE
JUSTIN GETS HERE.
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I HOPE
HE'S NOT COMING
TILL JULY.
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CLAUDIA, STOP IT.
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I'M TRYING TO
MAKE THE BEST OF THIS, OK?
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OK, I'M SORRY.
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MAYBE I CAN HELP.
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YOU KNOW,
PUT IN SOME...
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SOME CHRISTMAS
LIGHTS OR, UH...
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MAYBE A TREE.
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YEAH, AND
YOU KNOW WHAT?
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I'VE GOT
A LOT OF EXTRA TIME
WHILE ELLIOT'S AWAY,
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SO I COULD MAKE CURTAINS
AND PAINT, YOU KNOW.
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WE COULD TURN IT
INTO A CHATEAU OR A COTTAGE--
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HEY! WHAT ARE
YOU GUYS DOING
IN THE SHED?
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JUSTIN!
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HEY!
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HI.HI.
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UH...WOW!
YOU'RE EARLY.
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YEAH.
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HALF HOUR
WITH MY FOLKS
AND I, UH...
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NEED
A LITTLE AIR.
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WHAT ARE
YOU GUYS DOING?
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JULIE AND GRIFFIN
ARE MOVING INTO THE SHED.
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STOP CALLING IT A SHED.
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I THOUGHT...
DIDN'T YOU SAY
YOU WERE, UH...
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YOU GUYS
HAD SOME GREAT
APARTMENT OR...
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WHAT? OH, YEAH.
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WELL, YOU KNOW,
WITH CHARLIE AND ALL,
WE THOUGHT, UM...
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WE'RE--
WE'RE TURNING IT
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INTO A GUEST COTTAGE,
ACTUALLY. YOU KNOW,
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COAT OF PAINT
AND CURTAINS AND--
WOW! LOOK AT YOU.
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YEAH. I MEAN, UH,
THE YALE THING'S
REALLY WORKING FOR YOU.
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YEAH? WELL,
THANK YOU.
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UH...THAT'S
PRETTY COOL.
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YEAH, WELL,
YOU HAVE TO BE
SURE TO COME
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TO MY TREE-TRIMMING PARTY
TOMORROW NIGHT AND BRAG
ABOUT IT TO EVERYBODY.
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YEAH. THE HALLOWED HALLS
AND CREW AND THE SMELL OF IVY.
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THAT'S YALE.
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YEAH. WELL...
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I CAN'T WAIT
TO HEAR ALL ABOUT IT.
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NOW, IF IT WON'T START,
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PAT THE GAS TWICE,
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TAKE YOUR FOOT OFF,
TURN THE KEY.
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AS SOON AS IT CATCHES--
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GUN IT.
I KNOW. YOU SAID.
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AND I PUT
FURNITURE PADS AND ROPE
IN THE BACK SEAT
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TO TIE ON THE ARMOIRE
WHEN YOU GET IT.
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PERFECT. OH, I CAN'T WAIT
FOR YOU TO SEE IT.
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HEY, YOU'RE GOOD AT THIS.
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WHAT DO YOU THINK
IS THE QUICKEST WAY THERE?
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I THOUGHT
YOU'D BEEN THERE BEFORE.
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WHEN I WAS 9.
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I CAN BARELY REMEMBER
MY GREAT-AUNT,
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MUCH LESS HOW
TO GET TO HER HOUSE.
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AND ANYWAY,
THE ARMOIRE'S
IN STORAGE, SO...
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WELL, LET'S SEE:
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PROBABLY
THE 5 TO THE 20...
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CAN'T PAUL READ A MAP?
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HE GOT STUCK WITH
A 36-HOUR SHIFT,
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SO...
I'M GOING IT ALONE.
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DON'T ASK.
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WAIT A MINUTE.
IF YOU'RE--
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IF YOU'RE
GONNA GO ALONE...
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WHY DON'T I COME WITH YOU?
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WHAT?
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CHARLIE, NO.
I CAN MANAGE.
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I KNOW YOU CAN MANAGE.
THAT'S NOT IT.
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I JUST...I REALLY
WANT TO GO, THAT'S ALL.
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LET ME COME ALONG
FOR THE RIDE.
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YOU NEED TO REST.
THE DOCTOR SAID--
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THE DOCTOR SAID
THAT I NEED TO RECHARGE,
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AND I'M GOING CRAZY
IN THIS HOUSE
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SO I COULD USE SOME...
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SOME KIND
OF DISTRACTION.
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I KNOW, BUT...
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YOU CAN'T BE BOUNCING
AROUND THAT TRUCK
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AND LIFTING THINGS
AND EXERTING YOURSELF.
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WHAT EXERTING?
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YOU DRIVE. I'LL
RIDE SHOTGUN.
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AND IT'S JUST
A DAY TRIP.
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WE'LL BE BACK
HERE BY 4:00.
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COME ON, CHARLIE.
YOU SURE THAT THIS
IS A GOOD IDEA?
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LOOK, YOU GUYS
GOT TO STOP
BABYING ME, OK?
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'CAUSE
I NEED THIS.
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I NEED TO...
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I DON'T KNOW,
DO SOMETHING DIFFERENT.
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PLEASE LET ME
COME WITH YOU.
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THANKS.
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OK.
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CHOCOLATE SUICIDE
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FOR MADAME ADJUSTER.
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WHAT ARE YOU GUYS
GONNA EAT?
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COME ON, MAN.
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IT'S A CELEBRATION.
DIG IN.
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DROWN YOUR SORROWS.
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UH, I GOTTA--I GOT
TO WATCH MY WEIGHT.
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THE SWEETHEART DANCE
IS COMING UP.
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IF I DON'T GET A DATE,
MY LIFE IS, LIKE, OVER.
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SOUNDS
LIKE A PROBLEM.
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I JUST...THIS
IS THE GREATEST THING
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THAT COULD
HAPPEN TO ME.
THANK YOU.
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THANK YOU
FOR GETTING ME
TO DO IT.
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HEY,
I WAS JUST A NUDGE.
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YOU DID ALL THE WORK.
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TO...ADJUSTMENTS.
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SO, UM, THIS...
ADJUSTING THING,
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THAT'S A PRETTY
BIG DEAL, EH?
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OH, LIKE YOU
WOULDN'T BELIEVE.
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I MEAN, AND NOW
THAT I'M LICENSED,
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I CAN GET A REAL
JOB, AND I CAN MAKE
SOME DECENT MONEY.
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AND YOU CAN SEND NATALIE
TO THAT SCHOOL YOU'VE BEEN
TALKING ABOUT, TOO.
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EXACTLY. THAT'S
WHAT I WAS THINKING.
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AND I'M GONNA GO ON
A REAL BUDGET, TOO,
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AND I'M GONNA PAY UP
MY CREDIT CARD BILLS
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AND I'M GONNA START
A COLLEGE FUND
FOR NATALIE--
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I CAN HELP YOU WITH THAT--
WITH THE BUDGET.
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INCOME MINUS ESSENTIALS
EQUALS SAVINGS.
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ECON.
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TO SAVINGS.
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I'M DRY. WANT
SOME MORE COFFEE?
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UH, WARM UP.
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BE RIGHT BACK.
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THANKS.
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I'M SORRY, MAN.
THIS IS PROBABLY...
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BORING FOR YOU,
RIGHT?
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WHAT, ARE YOU KIDDING?
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I LOVE HANGING OUT
WITH MY PARENTS.
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I CAN'T BELIEVE
I HAVEN'T SEEN THESE.
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THERE WAS
A EXTRA ROLL OF FILM
IN THE CAMERA.
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OH, WOW! YOU REMEMBER
THE DAY AT THE LOUVRE?
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OH, DO I REMEMBER IT?
I COULDN'T GET YOU
OUT OF THERE.
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00:08:38,692 --> 00:08:40,041
YOU WERE,
LIKE, HELL-BENT
235
00:08:40,041 --> 00:08:41,782
ON MEMORIZING
EVERY DETAIL.
236
00:08:41,782 --> 00:08:43,566
I WAS?
237
00:08:43,566 --> 00:08:45,960
PLEASE! YOU SAID
YOU HAD TO STUDY
FOR YOUR YEAR OFF
238
00:08:45,960 --> 00:08:48,353
SO YOU COULD GET
SOME COOL JOB
IN THE ART WORLD.
239
00:08:48,353 --> 00:08:51,356
I WAS GONNA STRANGLE
YOU TO GET YOU
TO SHUT UP.
240
00:08:51,356 --> 00:08:53,228
ONLY BECAUSE YOU WOULDN'T
STOP YAMMERING ABOUT YALE.
241
00:08:53,228 --> 00:08:54,446
GOD, YOU WERE
LIKE A...
242
00:08:54,446 --> 00:08:57,319
A STUCK CD.
HA HA HA!
243
00:08:57,319 --> 00:08:59,321
WOW. HEY...
YOU KNOW WHAT?
244
00:08:59,321 --> 00:09:01,018
THAT'S BEEN
VERY INTERESTING,
245
00:09:01,018 --> 00:09:04,631
BUT I GOT TO GO
TO WORK TOMORROW.
246
00:09:04,631 --> 00:09:05,936
ARE WE SLEEPING
IN THE SHED?
247
00:09:05,936 --> 00:09:08,156
THE, UH,
GUEST COTTAGE?
YEAH.
248
00:09:08,156 --> 00:09:10,158
GOOD NIGHT.
249
00:09:10,158 --> 00:09:11,202
I LOVE YOU.
250
00:09:11,202 --> 00:09:13,727
LOVE YOU, TOO.
251
00:09:13,727 --> 00:09:14,728
NIGHT.
252
00:09:20,951 --> 00:09:22,823
SO...
253
00:09:22,823 --> 00:09:24,738
YALE, IS IT JUST...
254
00:09:24,738 --> 00:09:29,090
IS IT EVERYTHING
YOU THOUGHT IT'D BE?
255
00:09:29,090 --> 00:09:30,700
YEAH.
256
00:09:30,700 --> 00:09:33,398
AND THEN SOME.
IT'S...
257
00:09:33,398 --> 00:09:35,400
BUT YOU STILL
HAVEN'T TOLD ME
ABOUT THE MUSEUM.
258
00:09:35,400 --> 00:09:37,968
COULD YOU TAKE ME ON
ONE OF YOUR TOURS?
259
00:09:37,968 --> 00:09:40,275
OH. UH, YOU KNOW WHAT?
260
00:09:40,275 --> 00:09:42,886
I MUST'VE BEEN SO BUSY
I FORGOT TO WRITE
AND TELL YOU
261
00:09:42,886 --> 00:09:45,149
I SORT OF, UH...
I GOT ANOTHER JOB, SO...
262
00:09:45,149 --> 00:09:47,151
YOU DID?MM-HMM.
263
00:09:47,151 --> 00:09:48,936
WELL,
WHAT KIND OF JOB?
264
00:09:48,936 --> 00:09:53,070
UM...WELL, ACTUALLY,
IT'S AT--AT TAYLOR'S.
265
00:09:53,070 --> 00:09:54,637
THE DEPARTMENT STORE?
266
00:09:54,637 --> 00:09:55,638
YEAH.
267
00:09:55,638 --> 00:09:58,162
UH, YEAH. UM...
268
00:09:58,162 --> 00:10:00,774
MRS. TAYLOR CAME IN
FOR A TOUR ONE DAY,
269
00:10:00,774 --> 00:10:05,169
AND SHE WAS SO IMPRESSED
WITH MY KNOWLEDGE OF,
YOU KNOW,
270
00:10:05,169 --> 00:10:09,826
LIGHT AND COLOR AND STUFF
THAT SHE OFFERED ME A JOB.
271
00:10:09,826 --> 00:10:11,219
NO KIDDING.
MM-HMM.
272
00:10:11,219 --> 00:10:12,655
UH, DOING WHAT?
273
00:10:12,655 --> 00:10:16,528
UH...UH, MERCHANDISING
AND DISPLAYS.
274
00:10:16,528 --> 00:10:19,488
IT'S KIND OF--
ALL WRAPPED INTO ONE.
275
00:10:19,488 --> 00:10:23,057
IT-IT'S SORT OF
A JUNIOR EXECUTIVE POSITION.
276
00:10:23,057 --> 00:10:25,059
MAN.
277
00:10:25,059 --> 00:10:26,582
WHO NEEDS
HIGHER EDUCATION?
278
00:10:26,582 --> 00:10:28,584
OH. NOT ME.
279
00:10:32,196 --> 00:10:34,242
WOW. MILAN.
280
00:10:34,242 --> 00:10:37,375
WISH WE COULD GO
BACK TOMORROW.
281
00:10:49,779 --> 00:10:51,694
CHRISTMASTIME.
282
00:10:51,694 --> 00:10:54,044
WHAT?
283
00:10:54,044 --> 00:10:55,350
DID YOU SAY
SOMETHING?
284
00:10:55,350 --> 00:10:58,614
OH. DID I SAY THAT
OUT LOUD?
285
00:10:58,614 --> 00:11:00,224
IT SOUNDED LIKE...
286
00:11:00,224 --> 00:11:01,573
"CHRISTMASTIME"?
287
00:11:01,573 --> 00:11:03,227
I KNOW. I JUST...
288
00:11:03,227 --> 00:11:07,014
I SAW THIS HOUSE
BACK THERE ALL DECORATED.
289
00:11:07,014 --> 00:11:09,886
WHEN WE WERE KIDS,
MOM AND DAD USED TO
PILE US INTO THE CAR,
290
00:11:09,886 --> 00:11:11,453
AND WE'D DRIVE
AROUND THE CITY
291
00:11:11,453 --> 00:11:13,585
LOOKING FOR
CHRISTMAS LIGHTS
AND DECORATIONS.
292
00:11:13,585 --> 00:11:15,631
IT WAS KIND OF
A GAME, YOU KNOW. YEAH.
293
00:11:15,631 --> 00:11:20,636
FIRST ONE TO SPOT 'EM
WOULD CALL "CHRISTMASTIME."
294
00:11:20,636 --> 00:11:22,029
ANYWAY...
295
00:11:22,029 --> 00:11:23,770
YOU GETTING TIRED?
WANT ME TO DRIVE?
296
00:11:23,770 --> 00:11:25,075
NOPE. I GOT IT.
297
00:11:29,558 --> 00:11:30,864
CHRISTMASTIME.
298
00:11:40,569 --> 00:11:42,353
♪ MERRY CHRISTMAS,
I DON'T WANT TO PASS IT UP ♪
299
00:11:42,353 --> 00:11:44,225
HERE. TASTE MY EGGNOG.
300
00:11:44,225 --> 00:11:46,357
♪ MERRY CHRISTMAS,
I DON'T WANT TO
PASS IT UP... ♪
301
00:11:46,357 --> 00:11:48,359
WOW! IT'S GOOD!
IS THERE RUM IN IT?
302
00:11:48,359 --> 00:11:50,535
NO. TOTALLY NONALCOHOLIC.
303
00:11:50,535 --> 00:11:52,363
BAILEY. RIGHT.
304
00:11:52,363 --> 00:11:54,104
YOU KNOW...
305
00:11:54,104 --> 00:11:56,324
IT'S GREAT
THAT HE'S SOBER
AND EVERYTHING.
306
00:11:56,324 --> 00:11:58,456
I MEAN,
IT'S FANTASTIC.
NO QUESTION.
307
00:11:58,456 --> 00:11:59,501
YEAH. NO, I KNOW.
308
00:11:59,501 --> 00:12:01,155
BUT...IS IT JUST ME,
309
00:12:01,155 --> 00:12:04,158
OR HAS HE TURNED
INTO, LIKE,
A TOTAL ADULT?
310
00:12:04,158 --> 00:12:05,768
I DON'T KNOW,
YOU KNOW?
311
00:12:05,768 --> 00:12:07,727
EVER SINCE
HE HOOKED UP
WITH ANNIE,
312
00:12:07,727 --> 00:12:08,989
IT'S LIKE HE'S THIS COMPLETELY
DIFFERENT PERSON.
313
00:12:08,989 --> 00:12:10,642
REALLY?
314
00:12:10,642 --> 00:12:13,384
YOU KNOW, I JUST...
I MISS THE OLD BAILEY, YOU KNOW?
315
00:12:13,384 --> 00:12:15,473
I MEAN,
NOT THE DRUNK BAILEY--
HE WAS A PAIN IN THE ASS--
316
00:12:15,473 --> 00:12:17,432
BUT THE OLD OLD BAILEY,
317
00:12:17,432 --> 00:12:19,956
THE ONE WHO ACTUALLY KNEW
HOW TO HAVE A GOOD TIME,
YOU KNOW?
318
00:12:19,956 --> 00:12:22,002
I KNOW. GOD,
THIS MUSIC IS CRAZY!
319
00:12:22,002 --> 00:12:25,353
YEAH. THE BROTHERS
WERE PLAYING IT
AT CHRISTMAS CHAOS.
320
00:12:25,353 --> 00:12:27,181
WE HEAD-SLAMMED
TILL, LIKE, 5:00
IN THE MORNING.
321
00:12:27,181 --> 00:12:29,139
WHEE!
322
00:12:29,139 --> 00:12:30,619
HEY.
323
00:12:30,619 --> 00:12:33,013
HEY! HEY!
HEY, HEY.
324
00:12:33,013 --> 00:12:35,319
I GOT TO ASK YOU GUYS
TO KEEP IT DOWN
FOR A LITTLE WHILE.
325
00:12:35,319 --> 00:12:36,973
OK, SARAH, CAN I BORROW
YOUR COMPUTER?
326
00:12:36,973 --> 00:12:39,019
I GOT TO RETYPE
ANNIE'S RESUMé FOR HER.
327
00:12:39,019 --> 00:12:41,108
SHE CAN'T DO IT AT WORK
'CAUSE HER BOSS
MIGHT CATCH HER--
328
00:12:41,108 --> 00:12:42,805
HEY, WILL YOU STOP
MOVING FOR A SECOND?
329
00:12:42,805 --> 00:12:45,112
YOU GOT TO DO THAT
RIGHT NOW, LIKE,
THIS INSTANT?
330
00:12:45,112 --> 00:12:47,070
WELL...NO,
I DON'T, BUT...
331
00:12:47,070 --> 00:12:48,942
WHAT IS WITH YOU GUYS?
332
00:12:48,942 --> 00:12:50,726
JUST LOOSEN UP
FOR 5 MINUTES, BAY.
IT'S A PARTY.
333
00:12:50,726 --> 00:12:51,727
"LOOSEN UP"?
334
00:12:51,727 --> 00:12:53,207
I'M PLENTY LOOSE, WILL.
335
00:12:53,207 --> 00:12:54,817
I JUST TOLD ANNIE
THAT I WOULD--
336
00:12:54,817 --> 00:12:56,036
WELL, THAT CAN WAIT.
337
00:12:56,036 --> 00:12:57,689
RIGHT? YOU SAID SO YOURSELF.
338
00:12:57,689 --> 00:12:59,691
HEY...COME ON.
339
00:12:59,691 --> 00:13:01,563
FOR YOUR OWN
MENTAL HEALTH...
340
00:13:01,563 --> 00:13:03,434
HEAD SLAM.
JUST ONCE.
341
00:13:03,434 --> 00:13:04,914
I DARE YOU.
342
00:13:04,914 --> 00:13:07,395
WHAT IS THE BIG DEAL,
WILL? HERE.
343
00:13:07,395 --> 00:13:08,831
LOOK, I CAN
HEAD SLAM, SEE?
344
00:13:08,831 --> 00:13:09,919
YEAH, LAME-OLA.
345
00:13:09,919 --> 00:13:11,312
COME ON,
LIKE YOU MEAN IT!
346
00:13:11,312 --> 00:13:13,270
♪ I WANT
MERRY CHRISTMAS ♪
347
00:13:13,270 --> 00:13:14,881
♪ I DON'T WANT TO
PASS IT UP, IT'S... ♪
348
00:13:14,881 --> 00:13:15,882
YEAH!
349
00:13:15,882 --> 00:13:16,883
YES!
350
00:13:16,883 --> 00:13:17,884
WHOO!
351
00:13:17,884 --> 00:13:19,102
JUST SO YOU KNOW,
352
00:13:19,102 --> 00:13:20,495
I HATE YOU BOTH.
353
00:13:22,802 --> 00:13:23,890
WE LOVE YOU!
354
00:13:28,198 --> 00:13:30,635
ARE YOU SURE
THIS IS THE 16?
355
00:13:30,635 --> 00:13:34,291
NO. ACTUALLY IT'S,
UM...
356
00:13:34,291 --> 00:13:35,815
THE 16, ACTUALLY.
357
00:13:38,426 --> 00:13:40,732
WELL, OK. UM...
358
00:13:40,732 --> 00:13:43,823
HUH. WHAT NOW?
359
00:13:43,823 --> 00:13:45,825
WELL, WE CAN TAKE
THE, UM...
360
00:13:45,825 --> 00:13:48,392
49 UP
THROUGH PLYMOUTH.
361
00:13:48,392 --> 00:13:49,698
WELL, THAT'S...
362
00:13:49,698 --> 00:13:51,265
THAT'S KIND OF
OUT OF THE WAY.
363
00:13:51,265 --> 00:13:52,788
WHAT?
THAT ONLY ADDS...
364
00:13:52,788 --> 00:13:55,443
WELL, MY THUMB IS...
365
00:13:55,443 --> 00:13:57,575
50 MILES, SO...
366
00:13:57,575 --> 00:13:58,620
150 MILES?
367
00:13:58,620 --> 00:13:59,969
IT ONLY ADDS, WHAT,
368
00:13:59,969 --> 00:14:02,276
300 MILES TO
THE WHOLE TRIP.
369
00:14:02,276 --> 00:14:04,756
AND THE BACK ROADS
ARE MORE FUN ANYWAY.
370
00:14:04,756 --> 00:14:05,757
MM.
371
00:14:05,757 --> 00:14:08,891
I KNOW. BUT...
372
00:14:08,891 --> 00:14:11,024
WHAT ABOUT OWEN
AND CLAUDIA?
373
00:14:11,024 --> 00:14:14,418
THERE'S PHONES UP HERE.
I'LL CALL.
374
00:14:14,418 --> 00:14:16,507
BESIDES, IF WE GO
THROUGH WIDENER'S PASS,
375
00:14:16,507 --> 00:14:18,466
WE COULD STOP AND EAT
AT--AT TONY'S.
376
00:14:18,466 --> 00:14:20,381
TONY REITANO.
HE WORKED FOR MY DAD.
377
00:14:20,381 --> 00:14:21,991
HE OPENED
A LITTLE DINER UP THERE,
378
00:14:21,991 --> 00:14:25,342
AND, UH, I'VE ALWAYS
WANTED TO FIND HIM.
379
00:14:25,342 --> 00:14:27,692
WHEN AM I EVER GONNA
GET ANOTHER CHANCE?
380
00:14:29,869 --> 00:14:31,044
ARE YOU SURE?
381
00:14:31,044 --> 00:14:32,915
I MEAN, ARE YOU...
382
00:14:32,915 --> 00:14:34,482
ARE YOU OK
AND EVERYTHING?
383
00:14:34,482 --> 00:14:36,266
I'M FINE, KIRSTEN.
384
00:14:36,266 --> 00:14:38,573
AND I WANT TO FORGET
ABOUT THAT FOR A WHILE, OK?
385
00:14:40,444 --> 00:14:44,231
I DON'T KNOW.
YOU AND ME
AND ROAD TRIPS...
386
00:14:44,231 --> 00:14:47,103
I'LL CHANCE IT
IF YOU WILL.
387
00:14:47,103 --> 00:14:49,540
NEW HAVEN? MY GOD,
DON'T GET ME STARTED.
388
00:14:49,540 --> 00:14:50,933
BEAUTIFUL, HUH?
389
00:14:50,933 --> 00:14:54,023
OH, IT'S PRETTY... REMARKABLE.
390
00:14:54,023 --> 00:14:58,027
YOU KNOW,
THE ARCHITECTURE,
THE CULTURE...
391
00:14:58,027 --> 00:14:59,246
YOU'D GO NUTS THERE.
YOU'D REALLY LOVE IT.
392
00:14:59,246 --> 00:15:02,075
YEAH?YEAH. BUT ENOUGH ALREADY.
393
00:15:02,075 --> 00:15:04,686
TELL ME ABOUT
THIS COOL JOB YOU GOT.
IT'S AT EMPORIUM?
394
00:15:04,686 --> 00:15:06,296
UH, UH, AT TAYLOR'S,
ACTUALLY,
395
00:15:06,296 --> 00:15:07,994
AND I KIND OF--
I TOLD YOU ALREADY, SO...
396
00:15:07,994 --> 00:15:09,299
DO YOU GET
A DISCOUNT?
WHAT?
397
00:15:09,299 --> 00:15:11,258
A DISCOUNT.
OH, YEAH. 10%. ANYWAY--
398
00:15:11,258 --> 00:15:13,825
'CAUSE I HAVE A TON
OF CHRISTMAS SHOPPING
TO DO.
399
00:15:13,825 --> 00:15:15,697
I WAS--MAYBE I COULD
TAG ALONG WITH YOU,
400
00:15:15,697 --> 00:15:17,525
UH...YOU KNOW,
THIS AFTERNOON,
WHEN YOU GO IN--
401
00:15:17,525 --> 00:15:19,222
WELL, I ALREADY
MAXED OUT
MY DISCOUNT,
402
00:15:19,222 --> 00:15:20,702
YOU KNOW,
THE HOLIDAYS
AND ALL,
403
00:15:20,702 --> 00:15:22,399
AND I'M GONNA BE
AT MEETINGS ALL AFTERNOON.
404
00:15:22,399 --> 00:15:24,010
OH...
405
00:15:24,010 --> 00:15:27,883
BOARD...MEETINGS.
OH, WOW! THAT'S BEAUTIFUL!
406
00:15:27,883 --> 00:15:29,667
YEAH.
FOR GRIFFIN?
407
00:15:29,667 --> 00:15:31,626
UH, YEAH. IT LOOKS
JUST LIKE HIM.
408
00:15:31,626 --> 00:15:33,019
WHAT'S THE PRICE?
409
00:15:33,019 --> 00:15:34,150
UH, LET'S SEE.
IT'S, UH...
410
00:15:34,150 --> 00:15:35,935
UH...$60.
411
00:15:35,935 --> 00:15:38,415
YOU WANT TO...OH...
412
00:15:38,415 --> 00:15:39,808
YOU KNOW WHAT,
IS--IS THAT WOOL?
413
00:15:39,808 --> 00:15:41,114
'CAUSE GRIFFIN'S ALLERGIC.
414
00:15:41,114 --> 00:15:42,724
HE BREAKS OUT
IN THESE BIG HIVES,
415
00:15:42,724 --> 00:15:44,073
LIKE, THE SIZE
OF PANCAKES, SO...
416
00:15:44,073 --> 00:15:45,205
YUCK!FORGET ABOUT IT.
417
00:15:45,205 --> 00:15:47,337
UH-HUH.SO ANYWAY,
418
00:15:47,337 --> 00:15:48,773
TELL ME ABOUT THE ART
DEPARTMENT AT YALE.
419
00:15:48,773 --> 00:15:49,992
HOW'S THE MUSEUM?
420
00:15:49,992 --> 00:15:51,254
I ALREADY TOLD YOU
ABOUT IT.
421
00:15:51,254 --> 00:15:52,125
WELL, TELL ME AGAIN.
422
00:16:04,093 --> 00:16:05,965
"OPEN ALL DAY EVERY DAY,
423
00:16:05,965 --> 00:16:08,141
365 DAYS A YEAR."
424
00:16:11,405 --> 00:16:15,104
HA HA! AM I MISSING
SOMETHING HERE?
425
00:16:15,104 --> 00:16:17,759
OH, I DON'T KNOW,
BUT I'M STARVED.
426
00:16:17,759 --> 00:16:21,545
SO AM I.
WOW, THAT'S...
427
00:16:21,545 --> 00:16:23,678
BELIEVE IT OR NOT,
I ACTUALLY HAVE
AN APPETITE.
428
00:16:23,678 --> 00:16:25,941
SO, OF COURSE,
WE'RE IN THE MIDDLE
OF NOWHERE,
429
00:16:25,941 --> 00:16:29,075
AND I HAVEN'T SEEN
ANY OTHER PLACES.
430
00:16:29,075 --> 00:16:30,685
CHARLIE,
YOU'RE SHIVERING.
431
00:16:30,685 --> 00:16:34,123
YEAH.
IT KIND OF GOT COLD
ALL OF A SUDDEN.
432
00:16:34,123 --> 00:16:35,777
BUT I'M OK.
COME ON, LET'S GO.
433
00:16:35,777 --> 00:16:37,518
YOU DIDN'T BRING
A COAT?
434
00:16:37,518 --> 00:16:40,129
WELL, IT'S NOT EXACTLY
LIKE I PACKED A SUITCASE.
435
00:16:40,129 --> 00:16:41,435
CHARLIE,
WAIT A MINUTE.
436
00:16:41,435 --> 00:16:42,914
THIS IS CRAZY.
437
00:16:42,914 --> 00:16:45,004
WE SHOULD HEAD BACK.WHAT?
438
00:16:45,004 --> 00:16:46,962
KIRSTEN,
I'M FINE. I SWEAR.
439
00:16:46,962 --> 00:16:48,311
NO. YOU'RE HUNGRY
AND COLD--
440
00:16:48,311 --> 00:16:49,617
WILL YOU STOP IT?
441
00:16:49,617 --> 00:16:51,097
THIS CAN'T BE GOOD
FOR YOU.
442
00:16:51,097 --> 00:16:53,012
NO, SEE, THAT'S
WHERE YOU'RE WRONG.
443
00:16:53,012 --> 00:16:54,752
OK? THIS IS NO
BIG DEAL, KIRSTEN.
444
00:16:54,752 --> 00:16:56,624
WE CAN GET IN THE TRUCK
AND TURN THE HEAT ON
445
00:16:56,624 --> 00:16:59,061
AND FIND
ANOTHER RESTAURANT
AND KEEP GOING.
446
00:16:59,061 --> 00:17:00,106
WE'VE GOT TO KEEP GOING,
447
00:17:00,106 --> 00:17:02,282
'CAUSE...
448
00:17:02,282 --> 00:17:04,632
BEING COLD AND HUNGRY,
THOSE ARE EASY.
449
00:17:04,632 --> 00:17:06,460
THOSE ARE THINGS
I CAN DEAL WITH.
450
00:17:07,504 --> 00:17:08,723
OK?
451
00:17:08,723 --> 00:17:09,854
COME ON.
452
00:17:12,292 --> 00:17:14,685
OK, TO THE LEFT...
453
00:17:14,685 --> 00:17:16,078
TO THE LEFT...
454
00:17:16,078 --> 00:17:18,428
TO THE RIGHT
JUST A SCOOCH...
455
00:17:18,428 --> 00:17:19,429
STOP.
456
00:17:19,429 --> 00:17:20,778
THERE?
457
00:17:20,778 --> 00:17:22,128
WELL, IT'S, UM...
458
00:17:24,391 --> 00:17:25,696
CROOKED.
459
00:17:25,696 --> 00:17:27,133
YEAH, WELL,
WHAT DID YOU EXPECT?
460
00:17:27,133 --> 00:17:28,743
I RESCUED IT FROM
THE GARLAND PILE.
461
00:17:28,743 --> 00:17:30,310
HEY, NO, NO, NO.
462
00:17:30,310 --> 00:17:32,181
A FEW ORNAMENTS, AND
YOU'LL NEVER NOTICE.
463
00:17:32,181 --> 00:17:33,704
HUH?
464
00:17:33,704 --> 00:17:34,792
WHAT--WILL!
465
00:17:34,792 --> 00:17:35,967
WAY TO GO, McCORKLE.
466
00:17:35,967 --> 00:17:38,057
HEY, YOU PICKED IT OUT.
467
00:17:38,057 --> 00:17:39,232
COME ON,
I'LL MESS YOU UP.
468
00:17:39,232 --> 00:17:40,972
YOU WANT SOME OF THAT?
COME ON!
469
00:17:40,972 --> 00:17:42,670
HUH, SALINGER!
WHAT DO YOU WRESTLE,
MIDGETS?
470
00:17:42,670 --> 00:17:45,020
HEY, YOU GUYS--
471
00:17:45,020 --> 00:17:46,935
WHAT LOSER SHOWS UP
TO A PARTY THIS EARLY?
472
00:17:48,676 --> 00:17:51,461
HI. WOW, YOU KNOW WHAT?
YOU'RE, UM, EARLY.
473
00:17:51,461 --> 00:17:52,897
NO, I--I--UM,
474
00:17:52,897 --> 00:17:54,551
I'M LOOKING
FOR BAILEY.
475
00:17:54,551 --> 00:17:55,770
...GRAB YOUR HAND
AND GET THE WATCH!
476
00:17:55,770 --> 00:17:56,771
BAILEY.
477
00:17:56,771 --> 00:17:57,946
NO!
478
00:17:57,946 --> 00:17:59,034
YEAH, ANNIE!
479
00:17:59,034 --> 00:18:01,732
GET OFF ME!
480
00:18:01,732 --> 00:18:03,560
I'M SORRY, I
HAVEN'T EVEN STARTED
YOUR RESUMé YET.
481
00:18:03,560 --> 00:18:04,561
THESE GUYS--
482
00:18:04,561 --> 00:18:06,041
THAT'S NOT...
483
00:18:06,041 --> 00:18:07,651
I NEED
TO TALK TO YOU.
484
00:18:07,651 --> 00:18:09,610
OK.
485
00:18:13,266 --> 00:18:14,963
WHAT? WHAT'S WRONG?
486
00:18:14,963 --> 00:18:16,660
UH...
487
00:18:16,660 --> 00:18:19,489
I JUST, UH...
488
00:18:19,489 --> 00:18:21,100
I GOT FIRED.
489
00:18:23,928 --> 00:18:26,670
OH, LOOK AT THIS!
490
00:18:26,670 --> 00:18:29,717
I MEAN, THE PATTERN'S
UPSIDE DOWN...
491
00:18:29,717 --> 00:18:31,980
THE BOW'S
ON THE WRONG END!
492
00:18:31,980 --> 00:18:34,025
NO! YOU CAN'T
JUST...MOVE IT!
493
00:18:34,025 --> 00:18:36,202
THAT'LL LEAVE A TAPE MARK.
494
00:18:36,202 --> 00:18:38,073
THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE!
495
00:18:38,073 --> 00:18:39,422
I'M SORRY. IF
YOU'LL JUST LET ME--
496
00:18:39,422 --> 00:18:41,772
NO! NEVER MIND.
497
00:18:41,772 --> 00:18:43,774
I'LL DO IT MYSELF.
498
00:18:43,774 --> 00:18:45,950
THANK YOU FOR
SHOPPING AT TAYLOR'S.
499
00:18:45,950 --> 00:18:47,517
I'M SORRY ABOUT THAT.
500
00:18:47,517 --> 00:18:50,129
UH, WELCOME TO TAYLOR'S
COMPLIMENTARY GIFT WRAP.
501
00:18:50,129 --> 00:18:52,348
MAY I HELP YOU
SELECT A PRESENTATION?
502
00:18:52,348 --> 00:18:53,958
WHY WOULD
HE FIRE YOU?
503
00:18:53,958 --> 00:18:55,743
BECAUSE HE CAUGHT ME
SCHEDULING INTERVIEWS
504
00:18:55,743 --> 00:18:57,136
FOR MY ADJUSTER JOBS.
505
00:18:57,136 --> 00:18:59,573
HE WAS SUCH AN ASS
ABOUT IT.
506
00:18:59,573 --> 00:19:00,878
OK.
507
00:19:00,878 --> 00:19:03,185
JUST TRY NOT TO...
508
00:19:03,185 --> 00:19:04,969
MAYBE
THIS ISN'T THE END
OF THE WORLD.
509
00:19:04,969 --> 00:19:06,928
NO, I DON'T HAVE
AN INCOME, BAILEY.
510
00:19:06,928 --> 00:19:08,451
NO SAVINGS.
511
00:19:08,451 --> 00:19:09,452
NOTHING.
512
00:19:09,452 --> 00:19:11,106
NOTHING
BUT A 7-YEAR-OLD
513
00:19:11,106 --> 00:19:14,022
WHO IS ACTUALLY LOOKING
FORWARD TO CHRISTMAS.
514
00:19:14,022 --> 00:19:15,371
OK, WELL, MAYBE
NOW YOU HAVE TIME
515
00:19:15,371 --> 00:19:16,851
TO GO ON INTERVIEWS
FOR OTHER JOBS.
516
00:19:16,851 --> 00:19:19,027
NOBODY'S HIRING
UNTIL AFTER THE HOLIDAYS,
517
00:19:19,027 --> 00:19:22,596
AND I NEED A PAYCHECK
WHILE I'M LOOKING.
518
00:19:23,727 --> 00:19:24,728
OK, LOOK.
519
00:19:24,728 --> 00:19:26,687
MAYBE...
520
00:19:26,687 --> 00:19:28,036
MAYBE THIS IS ONE
OF THOSE...
521
00:19:28,036 --> 00:19:29,646
BLESSING-IN-DISGUISE
THINGS.
522
00:19:29,646 --> 00:19:30,604
OH, PLEASE.
523
00:19:30,604 --> 00:19:31,648
NO.
524
00:19:31,648 --> 00:19:33,868
THINK ABOUT IT.
525
00:19:33,868 --> 00:19:35,783
YEAH, IT'S
GONNA BE TIGHT FOR
A COUPLE OF WEEKS,
526
00:19:35,783 --> 00:19:38,089
BUT NOW YOU HAVE
A CHANCE TO GO LOOK
FOR A BETTER JOB.
527
00:19:38,089 --> 00:19:40,004
YOU DON'T GET IT,
DO YOU?
528
00:19:40,004 --> 00:19:44,052
THIS IS NOT LIKE
GETTING KICKED OUT
OF SOME CLASS, OK?
529
00:19:44,052 --> 00:19:46,097
OR GETTING A "C"
IN SOCIOLOGY.
530
00:19:46,097 --> 00:19:48,187
THIS IS MY LIFE HERE!
531
00:19:48,187 --> 00:19:50,189
I KNOW THAT, ANNIE.
532
00:19:50,189 --> 00:19:52,843
THAT IS EXACTLY WHY
I'M TRYING TO HELP
YOU FIGURE OUT--
533
00:19:52,843 --> 00:19:54,802
YEAH, WELL,
YOU KNOW WHAT?
YOU CAN'T.
534
00:19:54,802 --> 00:19:57,021
OK? BECAUSE YOU DON'T
EVEN UNDERSTAND.
535
00:19:57,021 --> 00:19:59,415
I MEAN, AND I DON'T
WANT TO HEAR IT, OK?
536
00:19:59,415 --> 00:20:01,069
BECAUSE THE LAST TIME
I LISTENED TO YOU,
537
00:20:01,069 --> 00:20:03,158
IT GOT ME INTO THIS MESS
IN THE FIRST PLACE!
538
00:20:03,158 --> 00:20:05,465
WAIT A MINUTE--NO, IF IT WEREN'T
FOR YOU PUSHING ME
539
00:20:05,465 --> 00:20:07,641
TO TAKE THAT TEST,
I WOULD STILL HAVE A JOB!
540
00:20:07,641 --> 00:20:09,077
WAIT A SECOND, ANNIE,
THAT'S NOT FAIR.
541
00:20:09,077 --> 00:20:11,122
JUST DO ME A FAVOR, OK?
542
00:20:11,122 --> 00:20:14,082
PLEASE, JUST GO PLAY
WITH YOUR FRIENDS
AND LEAVE ME ALONE.
543
00:20:30,968 --> 00:20:32,535
HEY, YOU'RE
JUST IN TIME.
544
00:20:32,535 --> 00:20:35,408
I'VE DRASTICALLY REDUCED
MY ENTIRE INVENTORY.
545
00:20:35,408 --> 00:20:37,105
GREAT.
546
00:20:37,105 --> 00:20:39,150
WOULDN'T HAPPEN
TO HAVE ANY COATS, WOULD YOU?
547
00:20:39,150 --> 00:20:41,196
YOU ARE IN SO MUCH LUCK.
548
00:20:41,196 --> 00:20:43,067
AND IS THERE
ANY PLACE TO EAT?
549
00:20:43,067 --> 00:20:45,244
WELL, THEY GOT
MAD COW BURGERS DOWN
BY THE INTERSTATE.
550
00:20:45,244 --> 00:20:46,549
IT'S ABOUT
2 HOURS AWAY.
551
00:20:46,549 --> 00:20:47,811
EVERYTHING ELSE
IS CLOSED,
552
00:20:47,811 --> 00:20:49,160
WHICH NOBODY
BOTHERED TO TELL ME
553
00:20:49,160 --> 00:20:50,684
WHEN I BOUGHT
THIS PLACE.
554
00:20:50,684 --> 00:20:52,033
HERE, TRY THAT.
555
00:20:52,033 --> 00:20:54,122
I HAVE A FEELING
IT'S YOU.
556
00:20:54,122 --> 00:20:56,472
WHAT'S THAT SMELL?
IT'S NICE.
557
00:20:56,472 --> 00:20:58,300
UH, THE SEA, PROBABLY,
558
00:20:58,300 --> 00:20:59,649
AND PIPE TOBACCO.
559
00:20:59,649 --> 00:21:01,477
IT WAS MY UNCLE'S.
560
00:21:01,477 --> 00:21:04,263
HE WAS A STEWARD
ON THE QUEEN MARY
OR SOMETHING.
561
00:21:04,263 --> 00:21:06,613
I'M SORRY, BUT WE'RE
KIND OF IN A HURRY,
562
00:21:06,613 --> 00:21:08,919
SO, UH...HOW MUCH
FOR THE COAT?
563
00:21:08,919 --> 00:21:10,834
OH, UH...
564
00:21:10,834 --> 00:21:14,273
5 BUCKS OUGHT TO DO IT.SOLD.
565
00:21:14,273 --> 00:21:16,753
I'LL MAKE YOU A DEAL.
YOU BUY THE COAT,
566
00:21:16,753 --> 00:21:18,886
YOU HELP ME MOVE
ALL THIS JUNK INSIDE,
567
00:21:18,886 --> 00:21:21,018
AND YOU CAN BE
THE FIRST TO TRY
MY NEW LAMB STEW.
568
00:21:21,018 --> 00:21:23,064
THE B ISN'T
REALLY TAKING OFF,
569
00:21:23,064 --> 00:21:25,893
SO I'M TRYING
TO MAKE A GO OF
THE RESTAURANT.
570
00:21:25,893 --> 00:21:28,112
REALLY?
THAT'S WHAT I DO.
571
00:21:28,112 --> 00:21:29,549
MAYBE I CAN GIVE YOU
SOME POINTERS.
572
00:21:29,549 --> 00:21:31,202
WAIT A MINUTE. UH...
573
00:21:31,202 --> 00:21:34,945
THAT'S--THAT'S
SWEET, BUT... WE CAN'T.
574
00:21:34,945 --> 00:21:37,165
THIS TRIP IS ALREADY
OUT OF CONTROL, CHARLIE.
575
00:21:37,165 --> 00:21:39,907
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
THIS IS LIKE THE UNIVERSE
SPEAKING OR SOMETHING.
576
00:21:39,907 --> 00:21:41,343
WE'RE LOST, COLD,
AND HUNGRY,
577
00:21:41,343 --> 00:21:44,085
AND THE ANSWER
JUST FALLS IN OUR LAP?
578
00:21:44,085 --> 00:21:45,956
COME ON,
HOW CAN WE SAY NO?
579
00:21:48,437 --> 00:21:50,134
ALL RIGHT.
580
00:21:50,134 --> 00:21:52,398
BUT AFTER THAT,
WE'RE GOING HOME.
581
00:21:52,398 --> 00:21:54,138
SO...
582
00:21:54,138 --> 00:21:56,227
COME IN?
I'M GLENN.
583
00:21:56,227 --> 00:21:57,925
CHARLIE...
AND KIRSTEN.
584
00:21:57,925 --> 00:22:00,362
HI.HI.
585
00:22:00,362 --> 00:22:02,277
UH, LET ME JUST
GRAB MY WALLET
OUT OF THE TRUCK.
586
00:22:02,277 --> 00:22:03,191
OK.
587
00:22:25,082 --> 00:22:26,780
KIRSTEN,
588
00:22:26,780 --> 00:22:28,042
YOU GOT THE KEYS?
589
00:22:34,657 --> 00:22:36,050
WHAT DID I TELL YOU?
590
00:22:36,050 --> 00:22:37,747
THIS 'NOG ROCKS!
591
00:22:37,747 --> 00:22:38,966
YOU MADE THIS,
SARAH?
592
00:22:38,966 --> 00:22:40,359
YEAH, FROM SCRATCH.
593
00:22:40,359 --> 00:22:42,404
SO, BEFORE I FORGET:
YOUR ORNAMENT.
594
00:22:42,404 --> 00:22:43,362
OOH! BEAUTIFUL
WRAPPING.
595
00:22:43,362 --> 00:22:44,537
UH-HUH.
596
00:22:44,537 --> 00:22:46,321
YES. THAT IS
VERY, VERY...
597
00:22:46,321 --> 00:22:49,063
PROFESSIONAL.
DID YOU DO THAT,
598
00:22:49,063 --> 00:22:51,282
OR DID YOU HAVE
SOME LITTLE ELF
DO IT FOR YOU?
599
00:22:51,282 --> 00:22:53,763
OH...NO. IT, UH,
CAME THIS WAY, ACTUALLY,
600
00:22:53,763 --> 00:22:55,461
PREWRAPPED, YOU KNOW,
AT THE STORE. AHH.
601
00:22:55,461 --> 00:22:57,724
HEY, COOL TREE.
LET'S GO, UM,
602
00:22:57,724 --> 00:22:59,508
LOOK AT THE TREE.
603
00:22:59,508 --> 00:23:01,336
OK, IF YOU WON'T COME
TO THE PARTY,
604
00:23:01,336 --> 00:23:03,860
THEN THE PARTY
SHALL COME TO YOU.
HAVE SOME EGGNOG.
605
00:23:03,860 --> 00:23:05,253
I HATE EGGNOG.
606
00:23:05,253 --> 00:23:06,863
OK, WELL, SOME OF
YOUR BUDDIES FROM STATE
607
00:23:06,863 --> 00:23:08,256
ARE OUT THERE.
NICE GUYS, TOO.
608
00:23:08,256 --> 00:23:10,084
I DON'T...
609
00:23:10,084 --> 00:23:11,694
WHO?
WHO'S OUT THERE?
610
00:23:11,694 --> 00:23:13,479
I DIDN'T CATCH
THEIR NAMES,
611
00:23:13,479 --> 00:23:15,568
BUT THOSE GUYS--
HA HA!
612
00:23:15,568 --> 00:23:17,047
I DON'T KNOW
THOSE GUYS.
613
00:23:17,047 --> 00:23:19,528
YOU MEAN...
614
00:23:19,528 --> 00:23:20,964
OH, WELL, I JUST
ASSUMED THAT...
615
00:23:20,964 --> 00:23:22,531
NOPE.
616
00:23:22,531 --> 00:23:24,881
NO WONDER THEY DIDN'T
BRING AN ORNAMENT.
617
00:23:25,839 --> 00:23:27,318
WHOA! HA HA!
618
00:23:27,318 --> 00:23:28,929
BAILEY,
YOUR FLOOR'S
NOT LEVEL.
619
00:23:39,200 --> 00:23:40,375
HA HA HA!
620
00:23:40,375 --> 00:23:41,985
GOD, I AM
SUCH AN IDIOT.
621
00:23:41,985 --> 00:23:44,988
I CAN'T IMAGINE
WHAT I DID
WITH THOSE KEYS.
622
00:23:44,988 --> 00:23:46,512
UNLESS I DROPPED
THEM OUTSIDE.
623
00:23:46,512 --> 00:23:48,514
JUST...LET IT GO
FOR NOW.
624
00:23:48,514 --> 00:23:50,211
OK? WE LOOKED EVERYWHERE,
625
00:23:50,211 --> 00:23:51,560
AND IT'S TOO DARK NOW,
626
00:23:51,560 --> 00:23:54,302
SO LET'S JUST...
ENJOY DINNER.
627
00:23:57,261 --> 00:23:59,307
YOU SMELL THAT?
628
00:23:59,307 --> 00:24:00,700
GO ON. SMELL.
629
00:24:02,658 --> 00:24:05,008
WOW. THAT'S AMAZING.
630
00:24:07,097 --> 00:24:09,099
ACTUALLY,
THIS WHOLE PLACE
IS AMAZING.
631
00:24:09,099 --> 00:24:11,493
AND IT'S ALL OURS.
632
00:24:11,493 --> 00:24:13,190
HEY, YOU GUYS...
633
00:24:13,190 --> 00:24:16,150
LAMB IS ALMOST READY.
I PROMISE.
634
00:24:17,934 --> 00:24:19,849
OH...YOU KNOW,
YOU'RE WELCOME
635
00:24:19,849 --> 00:24:22,199
TO STAY HERE THE NIGHT
AND JUST HEAD BACK
IN THE MORNING.
636
00:24:22,199 --> 00:24:24,245
I'VE GOT 20 ROOMS
SITTING EMPTY.
637
00:24:24,245 --> 00:24:25,899
OH, THAT'S...
638
00:24:25,899 --> 00:24:28,467
THANK YOU, BUT--
BUT WE SHOULD PROBABLY...
639
00:24:30,164 --> 00:24:31,382
SHOULDN'T WE?
640
00:24:31,382 --> 00:24:33,472
I DON'T KNOW. UM...
641
00:24:33,472 --> 00:24:35,430
CLAUDIA SAID SHE'S HAPPY
TO WATCH OWEN TONIGHT,
642
00:24:35,430 --> 00:24:38,041
AND WE CAN PICK UP
THE ARMOIRE
IN THE MORNING.
643
00:24:38,041 --> 00:24:40,957
I MEAN...WE'VE
COME THIS FAR.
644
00:24:40,957 --> 00:24:42,219
UNLESS...
645
00:24:42,219 --> 00:24:44,134
YOU THINK
PAUL WOULD MIND.
646
00:24:45,614 --> 00:24:47,181
NO.
647
00:24:47,181 --> 00:24:49,662
NO, IT'S NOT THAT.
IT'S JUST...
648
00:24:49,662 --> 00:24:51,577
WHAT?
649
00:24:51,577 --> 00:24:53,927
IT'S...
650
00:24:53,927 --> 00:24:54,928
NOTHING.
651
00:24:54,928 --> 00:24:56,669
IT'S NOTHING.
652
00:24:57,931 --> 00:24:59,323
I'LL GO MAKE UP A ROOM.
653
00:24:59,323 --> 00:25:00,760
UH...
654
00:25:00,760 --> 00:25:04,024
WE--WE KIND OF NEED 2.
655
00:25:04,024 --> 00:25:05,460
2?
656
00:25:05,460 --> 00:25:07,331
YEAH. WE'RE...
WE'RE NOT--
657
00:25:07,331 --> 00:25:08,637
OH, GET OUT OF HERE!
658
00:25:10,421 --> 00:25:13,337
YOU TWO?
YOU JUST SEEM SO--
659
00:25:13,337 --> 00:25:15,252
NO, NO, WE'RE...
WE'RE JUST FRIENDS.
660
00:25:15,252 --> 00:25:16,471
GOOD FRIENDS,
661
00:25:16,471 --> 00:25:19,039
BUT...JUST
FRIENDS.
662
00:25:19,039 --> 00:25:21,824
AND BESIDES,
HE SNORES.
663
00:25:24,000 --> 00:25:25,349
MMM...
664
00:25:25,349 --> 00:25:26,699
IT MUST BE THE NUTMEG.
665
00:25:26,699 --> 00:25:28,570
I LOVE NUTMEG.
666
00:25:28,570 --> 00:25:30,180
OR MAYBE, YOU KNOW WHAT?
MAYBE IT'S THE VANILLA.
667
00:25:30,180 --> 00:25:31,530
I...I LOVE VANILLA.
668
00:25:31,530 --> 00:25:33,619
I'M THINKING
IT'S THE RUM.
669
00:25:33,619 --> 00:25:35,229
I DIDN'T PUT
ANY RUM IN THIS.
670
00:25:35,229 --> 00:25:38,101
NO, BUT THOSE GUYS DID.
671
00:25:38,101 --> 00:25:39,581
I LOVE THOSE GUYS!
672
00:25:44,194 --> 00:25:45,979
I ALWAYS HATED YOU.
673
00:25:45,979 --> 00:25:48,808
HUH? OH, YEAH.
674
00:25:48,808 --> 00:25:50,200
WHAT A COINCIDENCE.
675
00:25:50,200 --> 00:25:51,462
I ALWAYS HATED YOU, TOO.
676
00:25:53,595 --> 00:25:55,858
I MEAN, LET'S BE HONEST.
677
00:25:55,858 --> 00:25:59,035
YOU GOT THIS WHOLE
"BAD BOY" THING GOING ON--
678
00:25:59,035 --> 00:26:03,953
"THIS IS ME, AND I DON'T
GIVE A DAMN" THING THAT
WOMEN ALWAYS GO FOR--
679
00:26:03,953 --> 00:26:06,521
MAKES ME WANNA PUKE.WELL, WHAT ABOUT YOU, HUH?
680
00:26:06,521 --> 00:26:09,002
YOU WITH YOUR "SMARTEST
AND THINKS HE'S SMARTEST"
ROUTINE.
681
00:26:09,002 --> 00:26:11,874
MAJOR PAIN IN THE BUTT,
MR. HARVARD FREAKIN' LAW.
682
00:26:11,874 --> 00:26:13,920
IT'S YALE!
683
00:26:13,920 --> 00:26:15,791
ALL RIGHT?
AND I'M AN ENGLISH MAJOR.
684
00:26:15,791 --> 00:26:18,185
OOH, YEAH,
MR. YALE FREAKIN' ENGLISH.
685
00:26:22,319 --> 00:26:24,713
YOU KNOW WHAT REALLY
BAFFLES MY ASS?
686
00:26:24,713 --> 00:26:28,325
I'M THE ONE WHO'S
KILLING MYSELF.
687
00:26:28,325 --> 00:26:31,677
AND YOU, YOU ALREADY GOT
EVERYTHING YOU WANT.
688
00:26:31,677 --> 00:26:34,897
YOU GOT YOUR STUPID LITTLE
MOTORCYCLE SHOP,
689
00:26:34,897 --> 00:26:37,030
YOU'RE MARRIED
TO THIS PERFECT WOMAN,
690
00:26:37,030 --> 00:26:39,075
AND IT'S JUST...
691
00:26:39,075 --> 00:26:41,295
MAN, GO FIGURE.
692
00:26:41,295 --> 00:26:42,992
YEAH, WELL, IT'S NOT
ALL IT'S CRACKED UP
TO BE, ALL RIGHT?
693
00:26:42,992 --> 00:26:45,299
I'VE GOT OVERHEAD,
694
00:26:45,299 --> 00:26:46,605
I'VE GOT LONG HOURS,
695
00:26:46,605 --> 00:26:48,998
AND I'M LIVING
IN A SHED.
696
00:26:48,998 --> 00:26:51,653
HARVARD'S A PIECE
OF CAKE COMPARED TO
THE REAL WORLD, PAL.
697
00:26:51,653 --> 00:26:53,960
YALE!
YALE SHMALE, MAN!
698
00:26:53,960 --> 00:26:55,875
DON'T COME CRYING ON MY
SHOULDER. YOU'RE THE ONE
THAT'S GOT IT EASY.
699
00:26:55,875 --> 00:26:57,964
OH, OH, YOU THINK
YOU GOT IT ROUGH?
700
00:26:57,964 --> 00:27:02,795
WHOO-HOO. I WAS VALEDICTORIAN
AT GRANT. YOU KNOW THAT?
701
00:27:02,795 --> 00:27:06,363
AND THEN I GO TO YALE
AND, HELLO!
702
00:27:06,363 --> 00:27:09,018
ALL OF A SUDDEN
I'M FAILING ENGLISH LIT.
703
00:27:09,018 --> 00:27:10,803
ENGLISH LIT!
704
00:27:10,803 --> 00:27:15,329
IT'S LIKE ALL OF A SUDDEN
I'M STUPID OR SOMETHING.
705
00:27:15,329 --> 00:27:17,374
OH, AND THE PEOPLE THERE.
706
00:27:17,374 --> 00:27:19,333
OH, MY GOD.
MY ROOMMATE...
707
00:27:19,333 --> 00:27:23,424
HE'S THIS THURSTON HOWELL
THE TURD WANNABE.
708
00:27:23,424 --> 00:27:28,777
FIRST DAY HE STARTS OFF
BY UNPACKING HIS COLLECTION
OF BRANDY SNIFTERS.
709
00:27:28,777 --> 00:27:32,128
AND HE'S TELLING ME ALL
ABOUT HIS POLO SCORES,
AND I'M LIKE,
710
00:27:32,128 --> 00:27:33,347
"WHATEVER!"
711
00:27:33,347 --> 00:27:36,176
IT SUCKS. OK?
712
00:27:36,176 --> 00:27:37,612
IT BLOWS!
713
00:27:37,612 --> 00:27:39,658
OK?
714
00:27:40,571 --> 00:27:41,877
OK?!
715
00:27:41,877 --> 00:27:44,401
UH, OK, YEAH.
NO, MAN, WHATEVER.
716
00:27:44,401 --> 00:27:45,751
YOU--YEAH, YOU WIN.
717
00:27:49,929 --> 00:27:52,235
IS THERE ANY MORE
OF THIS STUFF?
718
00:27:52,235 --> 00:27:55,064
OH, YEAH. HEY,
THE NEXT ONE'S
ON ME, BRO.
719
00:28:00,461 --> 00:28:01,375
WHAT?
720
00:28:02,681 --> 00:28:04,857
NOTHING.
I WAS JUST...
721
00:28:04,857 --> 00:28:06,946
THINKING ABOUT TODAY.
THAT'S ALL.
722
00:28:06,946 --> 00:28:09,513
YEAH. CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?
723
00:28:09,513 --> 00:28:11,690
EVERYTHING THAT
COULD GO WRONG DID.
724
00:28:11,690 --> 00:28:12,865
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
725
00:28:12,865 --> 00:28:14,475
NOTHING WENT WRONG.
726
00:28:14,475 --> 00:28:15,563
THIS HAS BEEN...
727
00:28:17,304 --> 00:28:18,740
EVERYTHING WENT RIGHT.
728
00:28:18,740 --> 00:28:21,482
I MEAN, ONE THING
SORT OF LED TO ANOTHER,
729
00:28:21,482 --> 00:28:22,744
AND NOW WE'RE...
730
00:28:22,744 --> 00:28:24,180
IN THIS INCREDIBLE PLACE.
731
00:28:26,313 --> 00:28:28,184
AND, YEAH, THERE WERE...
732
00:28:28,184 --> 00:28:32,972
ALL THESE SETBACKS,
BUT IT'S LIKE,
733
00:28:32,972 --> 00:28:35,975
THIS HAS BEEN
THE BEST DAY I'VE HAD
SINCE THEY TOLD ME.
734
00:28:39,369 --> 00:28:43,330
I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU,
BUT I'M REALLY GLAD
I GOT TO DO THIS WITH YOU.
735
00:28:43,330 --> 00:28:45,332
IT MEANS A LOT TO ME.
736
00:28:45,332 --> 00:28:48,335
IT'S BEEN...NICE.
737
00:28:48,335 --> 00:28:49,815
REALLY, REALLY NICE.
738
00:28:54,950 --> 00:28:56,430
AND YOU GOT A GREAT COAT.
739
00:28:57,692 --> 00:28:59,302
AND I GOT
A GREAT COAT.
740
00:29:02,915 --> 00:29:04,351
THANKS.
741
00:29:04,351 --> 00:29:07,223
FOR TAKING ME AWAY.
742
00:29:16,972 --> 00:29:17,886
GOOD NIGHT.
743
00:29:19,366 --> 00:29:21,020
SWEET DREAMS.
744
00:29:28,375 --> 00:29:29,593
COME HERE.
WHAT?
745
00:29:29,593 --> 00:29:30,986
WHAT?
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
746
00:29:30,986 --> 00:29:32,596
NOTHING.
747
00:29:32,596 --> 00:29:34,990
NOTHING.
IT'S JUST, UM,
748
00:29:34,990 --> 00:29:37,776
YOU KNOW,
YOU'VE NEVER TOLD ME
ABOUT YOUR ROOMMATE.
749
00:29:37,776 --> 00:29:38,994
AT YALE.
750
00:29:38,994 --> 00:29:39,995
WHAT'S HE LIKE?
751
00:29:39,995 --> 00:29:41,823
WHAT ARE YOU--UH...
752
00:29:41,823 --> 00:29:44,043
HE'S, I DON'T KNOW,
HE'S PRETTY COOL. WHY?
753
00:29:44,043 --> 00:29:46,088
WHY ARE YOU ASKING ME?"PRETTY COOL."
754
00:29:46,088 --> 00:29:48,395
HUH. AND WHAT'S COOL
ABOUT HIM EXACTLY?
755
00:29:48,395 --> 00:29:51,267
WOULD THAT BE
THE BRANDY SNIFTERS
OR THE POLO SCORES?
756
00:29:51,267 --> 00:29:52,834
HUH?
757
00:29:52,834 --> 00:29:55,445
I HEARD YOU
TALKING TO GRIFFIN.
758
00:29:55,445 --> 00:29:58,666
AND, COME ON, I KNOW
YOU HATE IT THERE, SO...
759
00:29:58,666 --> 00:30:00,929
WHAT KIND OF FRIENDS
ARE WE IF YOU CAN'T
TELL ME THE TRUTH?
760
00:30:00,929 --> 00:30:02,409
WHOA, WHOA, WAIT A MINUTE.
761
00:30:02,409 --> 00:30:03,584
ARE YOU SERIOUS?
762
00:30:03,584 --> 00:30:04,977
WELL, YES.
763
00:30:04,977 --> 00:30:06,413
YES, I DON'T UNDERSTAND
764
00:30:06,413 --> 00:30:09,372
WHY YOU'VE BEEN
GOING ON AND ON AND ON
765
00:30:09,372 --> 00:30:11,287
ABOUT HOW GREAT YOUR LIFE IS
IF THE WHOLE TIME YOU'VE BEEN--
766
00:30:11,287 --> 00:30:14,116
I MEAN, WHY DID YOU FEEL
YOU HAD TO LIE TO ME?
767
00:30:14,116 --> 00:30:16,118
THIS IS RICH.
768
00:30:16,118 --> 00:30:19,905
ESPECIALLY COMING
FROM ONE OF SANTA'S
LITTLE ELVES.
769
00:30:21,210 --> 00:30:23,082
WHAT? HOW DID YOU--
770
00:30:23,082 --> 00:30:25,214
I AM NOT THE ONLY ONE
THAT'S BEEN LYING HERE.
771
00:30:25,214 --> 00:30:27,434
OH, WHY DON'T YOU
TELL ME
772
00:30:27,434 --> 00:30:29,653
ABOUT YOUR GREAT JOB
OVER AT TAYLOR'S?
773
00:30:29,653 --> 00:30:31,046
THAT IS NOT--
774
00:30:31,046 --> 00:30:33,222
WAIT A MINUTE,
GRIFFIN TOLD YOU?
775
00:30:33,222 --> 00:30:35,181
NO. I SAW YOU.
776
00:30:35,181 --> 00:30:38,053
SO, GOOD QUESTION, JULIA.
777
00:30:38,053 --> 00:30:39,925
WHAT KIND OF FRIENDS
ARE WE?
778
00:30:48,063 --> 00:30:50,065
EXCUSE ME.
779
00:30:50,065 --> 00:30:51,501
EXCUSE ME!
780
00:30:51,501 --> 00:30:52,938
I'M SORRY.
781
00:30:52,938 --> 00:30:54,113
WE MAKING
TOO MUCH NOISE, MA'AM?
782
00:31:00,206 --> 00:31:01,076
BAILEY.
783
00:31:02,861 --> 00:31:04,079
LOOK...
784
00:31:04,079 --> 00:31:05,472
CAN WE TALK?
785
00:31:05,472 --> 00:31:08,388
WHY? YOU NOT DONE
YELLING AT ME YET?
786
00:31:08,388 --> 00:31:10,390
NO. NO.
787
00:31:10,390 --> 00:31:12,131
I'M--I'M SORRY...
788
00:31:12,131 --> 00:31:14,046
ABOUT THAT.
789
00:31:14,046 --> 00:31:17,266
IT'S JUST I'M FEELING
A LITTLE OUT OF CONTROL HERE.
790
00:31:17,266 --> 00:31:19,051
HEY, HEY, THERE YOU ARE!
791
00:31:19,051 --> 00:31:20,443
THIS THING IS STARTING
TO MAKE SENSE TO ME.
792
00:31:20,443 --> 00:31:22,054
NOT NOW, WILL,
ALL RIGHT?
793
00:31:22,054 --> 00:31:23,707
I HOPE YOU DON'T MIND
MY BEING HONEST HERE.
794
00:31:23,707 --> 00:31:25,405
I'VE BEEN TRYING TO WRAP
MY BRAIN AROUND THE TWO OF YOU.
795
00:31:25,405 --> 00:31:26,841
I THINK
I FINALLY HAVE AN ANGLE.
796
00:31:26,841 --> 00:31:28,321
THAT'S GREAT, WILL.
WHY DON'T YOU GO
797
00:31:28,321 --> 00:31:30,279
STICK YOUR HEAD
IN THE FREEZER AND SOBER UP?
798
00:31:30,279 --> 00:31:32,151
HANG ON, HANG ON. IT'S LIKE,
WHEN I GOT HERE,
799
00:31:32,151 --> 00:31:33,674
I'M LOOKING AT YOU GUYS,
I'M THINKING,
800
00:31:33,674 --> 00:31:35,328
"WHOA. I DON'T GET IT."
RIGHT?
801
00:31:35,328 --> 00:31:37,243
7.
SHE'S GOTTA BE,
WHAT, 10 YEARS OLDER.
802
00:31:37,243 --> 00:31:39,680
AND I'M THINKING, "MAN,
WHAT'S UP WITH THAT?" RIGHT?
803
00:31:39,680 --> 00:31:41,812
WHAT'S BAILEY
GOING THROUGH THAT HE'S
INTO THIS OLDER WOMAN?
804
00:31:41,812 --> 00:31:43,205
AND THEN IT HITS ME.
805
00:31:43,205 --> 00:31:44,990
I'M GONNA HIT YOU--MAYBE, MAYBE...
806
00:31:44,990 --> 00:31:47,514
IT'S A MATERNAL
KIND OF THING. YOU KNOW,
807
00:31:47,514 --> 00:31:50,604
THE WHOLE ANNE BANCROFT-
DUSTIN HOFFMAN-MRS. ROBINSON
TYPE THING THAT--
808
00:31:50,604 --> 00:31:53,389
HEY! JUST SHUT THE HELL UP,
ALL RIGHT?!
809
00:31:53,389 --> 00:31:56,566
GOD, WILL, WHAT GIVES YOU
THE RIGHT TO COME BACK HERE
810
00:31:56,566 --> 00:31:58,351
AND START PSYCHOANALYZING
EVERYBODY, HUH?
811
00:31:58,351 --> 00:32:00,875
WHAT? I THOUGHT WE HAD
A RAPPORT GOING ON.
812
00:32:00,875 --> 00:32:02,833
LOOK, WHAT GOES ON
BETWEEN ME AND ANNIE
813
00:32:02,833 --> 00:32:04,183
IS NONE OF YOUR STUPID
BUSINESS, OK?
814
00:32:04,183 --> 00:32:06,141
SO JUST STOP!
815
00:32:06,141 --> 00:32:07,012
COME ON, ANNIE.
816
00:32:08,491 --> 00:32:09,797
ANNIE!
817
00:32:09,797 --> 00:32:14,715
ANNIE?!
818
00:32:14,715 --> 00:32:16,108
ANNIE!
819
00:32:17,500 --> 00:32:20,155
ANNIE?!
820
00:32:21,156 --> 00:32:22,027
ANNIE!
821
00:32:31,166 --> 00:32:32,733
OH, GOD.
822
00:32:32,733 --> 00:32:34,387
ANNIE, YOU DIDN'T.
823
00:32:34,387 --> 00:32:35,910
I DIDN'T.
824
00:32:38,608 --> 00:32:41,220
BUT I WANT TO, BAILEY.
825
00:32:41,220 --> 00:32:43,004
I AM SO CLOSE.
826
00:32:44,397 --> 00:32:45,485
DO YOU MIND?
827
00:32:54,668 --> 00:32:56,452
OK.
828
00:32:56,452 --> 00:33:01,501
LOOK, I KNOW THAT THIS HAS BEEN
REALLY ROUGH ON YOU...
829
00:33:01,501 --> 00:33:03,329
GETTING FIRED
FROM YOUR JOB AND ALL--
830
00:33:03,329 --> 00:33:04,983
GOD, BAILEY,
THAT'S NOT...
831
00:33:08,595 --> 00:33:12,120
I MEAN, YES, OK,
IT'S A HUGE PART OF IT.
832
00:33:12,120 --> 00:33:14,949
IT'S NOT JUST THAT.
833
00:33:14,949 --> 00:33:16,995
IT'S SO MUCH MORE
THAN THAT.
834
00:33:19,301 --> 00:33:21,086
LIKE WHAT?
835
00:33:21,086 --> 00:33:23,131
LIKE WHAT IF HE'S RIGHT?
836
00:33:23,131 --> 00:33:26,178
YOUR FRIEND WILL.
837
00:33:26,178 --> 00:33:29,268
I MEAN, WHAT IF I AM
SOME DIRTY OLD WOMAN,
838
00:33:29,268 --> 00:33:31,226
SOME--SOME
MRS. ROBINSON?
839
00:33:31,226 --> 00:33:32,749
WHAT?
840
00:33:32,749 --> 00:33:33,968
ANNIE...
841
00:33:33,968 --> 00:33:35,491
I'M 26.
842
00:33:35,491 --> 00:33:37,406
I'M 26 YEARS OLD,
843
00:33:37,406 --> 00:33:40,018
I JUST GOT FIRED
FROM THIS CRAPPY JOB,
844
00:33:40,018 --> 00:33:43,369
I HAVE A CHILD WHO'S
TOTALLY DEPENDENT ON ME,
845
00:33:43,369 --> 00:33:46,372
AND I'M DATING SOME...
846
00:33:46,372 --> 00:33:48,026
COLLEGE STUDENT.
847
00:33:48,026 --> 00:33:51,507
WH-WHAT DOES THAT SAY
ABOUT ME, BAILEY?
848
00:33:51,507 --> 00:33:53,814
I MEAN...
849
00:33:53,814 --> 00:33:56,469
WHAT KIND
OF DESPERATE PERSON
DOES THAT MAKE ME?
850
00:33:59,428 --> 00:34:01,778
I DON'T KNOW, ANNIE.
WHAT KIND OF PERSON
DOES IT MAKE ME?
851
00:34:03,650 --> 00:34:04,999
YEAH...
852
00:34:06,435 --> 00:34:07,871
YOU'RE OLDER.
853
00:34:07,871 --> 00:34:09,612
SO WHAT?
854
00:34:09,612 --> 00:34:12,398
YOU'RE OLDER, BUT THAT--
IT DOESN'T MATTER, ANNIE,
855
00:34:12,398 --> 00:34:15,444
BECAUSE...
856
00:34:15,444 --> 00:34:19,100
THESE LAST FEW YEARS
I'VE HAD TO GROW UP
PRETTY FAST.
857
00:34:19,100 --> 00:34:21,102
AND...
858
00:34:21,102 --> 00:34:24,366
I LOOK AT WILL,
AND IT'S LIKE...
859
00:34:24,366 --> 00:34:28,501
WE DON'T EVEN LIVE IN
THE SAME WORLD ANYMORE,
YOU KNOW?
860
00:34:28,501 --> 00:34:31,025
AND AFTER EVERYTHING
THAT I'VE BEEN THROUGH,
861
00:34:31,025 --> 00:34:34,072
I HAVE MORE IN COMMON WITH YOU
THAN ANYBODY I'VE EVER KNOWN
IN MY WHOLE LIFE.
862
00:34:37,031 --> 00:34:38,685
YOU AND ME...
863
00:34:38,685 --> 00:34:40,991
MAKE SO MUCH SENSE, ANNIE.
864
00:34:42,906 --> 00:34:45,170
BECAUSE WE UNDERSTAND
EACH OTHER.
865
00:34:45,170 --> 00:34:46,127
SO...
866
00:34:47,650 --> 00:34:49,391
DON'T THROW THAT OUT
867
00:34:49,391 --> 00:34:51,915
JUST BECAUSE SOME STUPID FRIEND
OF MINE DOESN'T GET IT.
868
00:35:00,141 --> 00:35:01,882
YOU KNOW WHAT?
869
00:35:03,797 --> 00:35:06,060
YOU'RE THE OLDEST
20-YEAR-OLD I KNOW.
870
00:35:07,366 --> 00:35:09,194
ACTUALLY...
871
00:35:09,194 --> 00:35:10,238
I'M 19.
872
00:35:17,202 --> 00:35:19,595
ARE YOU SPEAKING TO ME?
873
00:35:19,595 --> 00:35:21,119
SHOULD I BE?
874
00:35:23,860 --> 00:35:29,170
LOOK, JUSTIN,
I DON'T KNOW HOW THIS
WHOLE STUPID THING GOT SO...
875
00:35:29,170 --> 00:35:30,215
SO OUT OF HAND.
876
00:35:32,826 --> 00:35:36,917
BUT, IF YOU TELL ME WHY
YOU LIED, I WILL, TOO.
877
00:35:39,267 --> 00:35:42,270
I, UH...
878
00:35:42,270 --> 00:35:46,100
I HAVE SOME SERIOUS
BUYER'S REMORSE
ABOUT COLLEGE.
879
00:35:46,100 --> 00:35:49,321
UM, I MADE THIS
BIG DEAL ABOUT GOING
880
00:35:49,321 --> 00:35:51,453
AND HOW PERFECT
MY LIFE WAS GONNA BE.
881
00:35:51,453 --> 00:35:54,064
ONLY THINGS KIND OF
DIDN'T TURN OUT THE WAY
YOU THOUGHT THEY WOULD.
882
00:35:54,064 --> 00:35:57,285
BECAUSE, BELIEVE ME,
I GET THAT.
883
00:35:57,285 --> 00:36:01,202
YOU KNOW, IT'S WEIRD, BUT...
884
00:36:02,943 --> 00:36:04,858
I NEEDED TO BELIEVE YOU.
885
00:36:06,120 --> 00:36:07,556
I NEEDED TO, LIKE,
886
00:36:07,556 --> 00:36:11,256
LIVE VICARIOUSLY
THROUGH YOU OR SOMETHING.
887
00:36:13,997 --> 00:36:16,043
IT'S REALLY BAD, HUH?
888
00:36:17,958 --> 00:36:19,133
IT'S HELL.
889
00:36:21,744 --> 00:36:22,876
HUH.
890
00:36:26,184 --> 00:36:27,359
WHAT?
891
00:36:27,359 --> 00:36:30,318
I'M KIND OF GLAD.
892
00:36:30,318 --> 00:36:33,669
OH, THANK YOU
FOR THE SUPPORT.
893
00:36:33,669 --> 00:36:35,018
NO, NO, BECAUSE, I MEAN,
894
00:36:35,018 --> 00:36:37,804
I KNOW IT'S TOTALLY
SELFISH, BUT...
895
00:36:37,804 --> 00:36:40,850
NOW MY LIFE
DOESN'T SEEM SO BAD.
896
00:36:40,850 --> 00:36:42,243
INTERESTING.
897
00:36:42,243 --> 00:36:44,941
BUT I KIND OF KNOW
WHAT YOU MEAN.
898
00:36:46,378 --> 00:36:47,248
OK.
899
00:36:49,381 --> 00:36:52,819
SO TELL ME HOW IT REALLY IS.
900
00:36:52,819 --> 00:36:57,606
I WANNA HEAR EVERY SINGLE
MISERABLE DETAIL.
901
00:36:57,606 --> 00:36:59,913
ALL RIGHT.
JUST AS LONG AS YOU
PROMISE TO DO THE SAME.
902
00:36:59,913 --> 00:37:02,350
OH, I CAN BEAT YOU
MISERY FOR MISERY.
903
00:37:02,350 --> 00:37:03,699
OH, YEAH?
ALL RIGHT,
YOU'RE ON.
904
00:37:03,699 --> 00:37:05,484
MM-HMM.
UH, UH,
NEW HAVEN?
905
00:37:05,484 --> 00:37:06,920
IT IS THE BLEAKEST, COLDEST,
906
00:37:06,920 --> 00:37:09,923
MOST DEPRESSING
PLACE IN THE WORLD.
907
00:37:09,923 --> 00:37:11,490
WOW, THAT'S GOOD.
908
00:37:11,490 --> 00:37:12,926
TRY LIVING IN A SHED.
909
00:37:12,926 --> 00:37:14,362
OH, YEAH?MM-HMM.
910
00:37:14,362 --> 00:37:16,495
OHH, THIS WOULD BE,
LIKE, SO MUCH EASIER
911
00:37:16,495 --> 00:37:18,497
IF THE ROOM
WOULD STOP SPINNING.
912
00:37:18,497 --> 00:37:20,325
THOUGHT IT WAS JUST ME.
913
00:37:20,325 --> 00:37:21,239
OHH.
914
00:37:25,504 --> 00:37:26,505
OOH.
915
00:37:26,505 --> 00:37:28,289
SORRY.
916
00:37:28,289 --> 00:37:30,509
YOU KNOW, I'M GONNA...
917
00:37:30,509 --> 00:37:32,511
I THINK MAYBE I SHOULD...
918
00:37:32,511 --> 00:37:33,512
ICE.
919
00:37:33,512 --> 00:37:35,514
OH, GOD.
920
00:37:35,514 --> 00:37:39,213
WHOA, IF I TOLD YOU
I KNOW
921
00:37:39,213 --> 00:37:41,781
AND GIVE IT TO YOU
IN WRITING THAT I AM
A COMPLETE HORSE'S ASS,
922
00:37:41,781 --> 00:37:42,782
WOULD IT SPARE ME
THE SPEECH?
923
00:37:42,782 --> 00:37:44,305
NO. NOT THIS TIME.
924
00:37:44,305 --> 00:37:46,438
ABOUT ALL THAT STUFF
YOU SAID LAST NIGHT...
925
00:37:46,438 --> 00:37:48,875
LOOK, I'M SORRY, OK?
926
00:37:48,875 --> 00:37:50,920
THE LIQUOR JUST GOT
A LITTLE VERBOSE.
927
00:37:50,920 --> 00:37:52,966
NO. THE LIQUOR
JUST MAKES YOU SAY
928
00:37:52,966 --> 00:37:55,403
STUFF YOU'RE ALREADY
THINKING, WILL.
I'VE BEEN THERE, OK?
929
00:37:55,403 --> 00:37:58,058
BUT YOU KNOW
WHAT I DON'T GET?
930
00:37:58,058 --> 00:38:00,147
THE LAST TIME
YOU CAME HOME,
931
00:38:00,147 --> 00:38:02,367
YOU GOT ALL SMUG ON ME,
AND YOU CALLED ME A DRUNK.
932
00:38:02,367 --> 00:38:04,151
AND YOU WERE RIGHT.
I ADMIT THAT.
933
00:38:04,151 --> 00:38:06,284
BUT NOW YOU COME HOME,
AND I'M SOBER,
934
00:38:06,284 --> 00:38:08,155
AND I AM REALLY
TRYING HERE,
935
00:38:08,155 --> 00:38:10,070
AND IT'S LIKE THAT'S
NOT GOOD ENOUGH
FOR YOU EITHER.
936
00:38:10,070 --> 00:38:13,421
YOU'RE ALL JUDGMENTAL
AND NASTY AND--AND
WHATEVER.
937
00:38:14,944 --> 00:38:16,511
WHAT'S UP WITH THAT,
WILL?
938
00:38:16,511 --> 00:38:17,947
NOTHING.
939
00:38:17,947 --> 00:38:19,558
GOD, I'M SORRY.
940
00:38:19,558 --> 00:38:21,168
CAN--CAN WE PLEASE
STOP THIS?
941
00:38:21,168 --> 00:38:23,170
YOU'RE MY FRIEND, BAY,
AND YOU'RE RIGHT.
942
00:38:23,170 --> 00:38:25,041
YOU'RE SOBER,
AND THAT'S FANTASTIC.
943
00:38:25,041 --> 00:38:26,521
AND WHATEVER WORKS
FOR YOU.
944
00:38:28,131 --> 00:38:29,916
I'M SORRY.
945
00:38:29,916 --> 00:38:31,787
I'M REALLY, REALLY SORRY.
946
00:38:36,183 --> 00:38:39,142
NOW, IF YOU DON'T MIND,
I'M JUST GONNA...
947
00:38:39,142 --> 00:38:41,580
LAY DOWN AND DIE.
948
00:38:41,580 --> 00:38:43,886
YEAH, WELL,
YOU DO THAT.
949
00:38:53,679 --> 00:38:55,594
DID YOU REALLY MEAN THAT?
950
00:38:56,986 --> 00:38:58,597
NO.
951
00:38:58,597 --> 00:39:00,294
I DON'T GET IT.
952
00:39:00,294 --> 00:39:02,862
IT'S EITHER ONE EXTREME
OR THE OTHER WITH HIM.
953
00:39:05,517 --> 00:39:07,170
I JUST DON'T GET IT AT ALL.
954
00:39:15,265 --> 00:39:16,919
I JUST--
955
00:39:16,919 --> 00:39:19,269
I CAN'T BELIEVE
I SPACED LIKE THAT.
956
00:39:19,269 --> 00:39:20,923
IT'S OK, REALLY.
957
00:39:20,923 --> 00:39:22,925
NO, CHARLIE, I SWEAR.
958
00:39:22,925 --> 00:39:24,927
I LOOKED IN MY PURSE
A HUNDRED THOUSAND TIMES,
959
00:39:24,927 --> 00:39:26,320
AND THOSE KEYS
WERE NOT THERE.
960
00:39:26,320 --> 00:39:27,930
I TOLD YOU, I FOUND THEM
IN THE LITTLE--
961
00:39:27,930 --> 00:39:29,062
LITTLE SIDE POUCH THINGIE.
962
00:39:29,062 --> 00:39:30,933
IT HAPPENS.
963
00:39:30,933 --> 00:39:32,282
YEAH, WELL...
964
00:39:32,282 --> 00:39:33,936
IT'S WEIRD.
965
00:39:33,936 --> 00:39:36,156
IT'S LIKE A SIGN
OR SOMETHING.
966
00:39:36,156 --> 00:39:37,810
YEAH. KIND OF LIKE THAT.
967
00:39:37,810 --> 00:39:39,159
OK.
968
00:39:39,159 --> 00:39:41,944
THEY SAID IT'D BE
RIGHT IN FRONT.
969
00:39:41,944 --> 00:39:44,077
OH, IT'S SO BEAUTIFUL.
970
00:39:44,077 --> 00:39:46,601
IT'S GONNA LOOK SO GREAT
IN OUR--
971
00:39:48,951 --> 00:39:50,344
WOW.
972
00:39:51,737 --> 00:39:53,608
IT DIDN'T LOOK
LIKE THIS WHEN...
973
00:39:55,349 --> 00:39:57,395
MY COUSINS MUST'VE...
974
00:39:59,745 --> 00:40:00,963
HEY.
975
00:40:00,963 --> 00:40:02,312
NO. I'M SORRY.
976
00:40:02,312 --> 00:40:03,531
I JUST...
977
00:40:03,531 --> 00:40:05,141
YOU GOTTA ADMIT IT.
978
00:40:05,141 --> 00:40:07,187
MAN, THAT IS...
979
00:40:07,187 --> 00:40:09,842
THAT IS...
BUTT-UGLY
IS WHAT IT IS.
980
00:40:12,018 --> 00:40:13,367
OHH!
981
00:40:13,367 --> 00:40:15,151
BUT I COULD
REFINISH IT FOR YOU.
982
00:40:15,151 --> 00:40:17,327
MAKE IT LOOK
AS GOOD AS NEW.
983
00:40:17,327 --> 00:40:19,329
UHH! YOU COULD DO THAT?
984
00:40:19,329 --> 00:40:20,330
ABSOLUTELY.
985
00:40:20,330 --> 00:40:21,331
OF COURSE I CAN.
986
00:40:22,550 --> 00:40:23,856
OHH...
987
00:40:26,989 --> 00:40:30,558
OK. THEN I GUESS
WE SHOULD LOAD IT UP.
988
00:40:30,558 --> 00:40:31,777
YUP.
989
00:40:31,777 --> 00:40:33,082
AND HEAD FOR HOME.
990
00:40:35,781 --> 00:40:37,783
LOOK, I MADE
AN ANGEL.
991
00:40:37,783 --> 00:40:39,001
OHH!
HEY...
992
00:40:39,001 --> 00:40:40,786
THAT'S BEAUTIFUL, NAT.
993
00:40:40,786 --> 00:40:43,223
KIND OF LOOKS LIKE
YOUR MOM.
994
00:40:43,223 --> 00:40:44,790
CAN I HANG IT
ON THE TREE?
995
00:40:44,790 --> 00:40:46,008
OF COURSE.
YOU KNOW WHAT?
996
00:40:46,008 --> 00:40:47,880
PUT IT
RIGHT ON THE TOP.
997
00:40:50,404 --> 00:40:53,581
OK. SO...FIRST THING
TOMORROW MORNING,
998
00:40:53,581 --> 00:40:55,017
YOU FILE FOR UNEMPLOYMENT.
999
00:40:55,017 --> 00:40:56,541
YOU CAN DO THAT
SINCE YOU GOT FIRED.
1000
00:40:56,541 --> 00:40:57,542
RIGHT. OK.
1001
00:40:57,542 --> 00:40:59,239
AND THEN...
1002
00:40:59,239 --> 00:41:02,851
WE START CIRCLING ADS
IN THE PAPER FOR...A REAL JOB.
1003
00:41:02,851 --> 00:41:05,419
AND SCHOOL'S OUT
FOR A COUPLE OF WEEKS,
1004
00:41:05,419 --> 00:41:08,988
SO I CAN TAKE CARE OF NAT
DURING THE DAY SO YOU CAN
GO ON INTERVIEWS AND STUFF.
1005
00:41:08,988 --> 00:41:10,032
SO...
1006
00:41:10,032 --> 00:41:11,207
YOU'D DO THAT FOR ME?
1007
00:41:11,207 --> 00:41:12,992
AND...
1008
00:41:14,341 --> 00:41:15,647
I'M GONNA HELP YOU OUT WITH...
1009
00:41:15,647 --> 00:41:17,387
Santa Claus...
1010
00:41:17,387 --> 00:41:20,303
'CAUSE THAT'S, LIKE--
THAT'S IMPORTANT.
1011
00:41:23,306 --> 00:41:25,047
THANK YOU.
1012
00:41:26,962 --> 00:41:28,834
IT'S NOT GONNA BE EASY,
1013
00:41:28,834 --> 00:41:30,183
BUT...
1014
00:41:30,183 --> 00:41:32,490
YOU DON'T HAVE TO
DO IT ALONE.
1015
00:41:32,490 --> 00:41:34,361
OK?
1016
00:41:42,151 --> 00:41:44,110
LOOK, I KNOW WHAT
YOU'RE THINKING, OK?
1017
00:41:44,110 --> 00:41:46,199
AND I UNDERSTAND
IF YOU'RE MAD,
1018
00:41:46,199 --> 00:41:49,898
BUT THAT IS NOT WHY
I FELT I HAD TO LIE
TO JUSTIN ABOUT STUFF.
1019
00:41:49,898 --> 00:41:51,378
WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT?
1020
00:41:51,378 --> 00:41:53,598
WELL, I KNOW THAT
YOU THINK THAT I LIED
1021
00:41:53,598 --> 00:41:56,209
BECAUSE I'M ASHAMED
OF OUR RELATIONSHIP TOGETHER
1022
00:41:56,209 --> 00:41:58,559
OR I'M UNHAPPY WITH YOU
OR WHATEVER,
1023
00:41:58,559 --> 00:42:00,474
BUT THAT IS SO NOT IT.
1024
00:42:00,474 --> 00:42:02,084
THIS HAS, LIKE,
NOTHING TO DO WITH YOU.
1025
00:42:02,084 --> 00:42:03,608
I KNOW THAT.
1026
00:42:03,608 --> 00:42:05,131
IT'S JUST THAT HE
WAS ALL FULL OF YALE
1027
00:42:05,131 --> 00:42:06,480
AND SAYING
HOW GREAT IT IS,
1028
00:42:06,480 --> 00:42:08,090
AND I COULDN'T
EXACTLY ADMIT--
1029
00:42:08,090 --> 00:42:10,658
JULIA, JULIA, PLEASE.
YOU CAN STOP, ALL RIGHT?
1030
00:42:10,658 --> 00:42:13,008
I UNDERSTAND WHY YOU LIED,
ALL RIGHT? COMPLETELY.
1031
00:42:13,008 --> 00:42:15,620
YOU DO?GOD, WHO WOULDN'T?
1032
00:42:15,620 --> 00:42:17,839
I MEAN,
THINGS ARE MISERABLE.
1033
00:42:17,839 --> 00:42:21,277
I MEAN, HOW MANY
PAPER CUTS DID YOU
GET YESTERDAY?
1034
00:42:21,277 --> 00:42:25,847
I DON'T KNOW,
ABOUT A GAZILLION.
1035
00:42:25,847 --> 00:42:28,894
I'VE BEEN WORKING AROUND
THE CLOCK TO TRY TO KEEP
OUR HEADS ABOVE WATER.
1036
00:42:28,894 --> 00:42:32,201
CHARLIE'S SICK.
1037
00:42:32,201 --> 00:42:35,378
HELL, WE'RE LIVING IN A SHED,
FOR GOD'S SAKE.
1038
00:42:35,378 --> 00:42:37,816
STOP CALLING IT A SHED.
1039
00:42:37,816 --> 00:42:39,992
WHY WOULDN'T YOU
WANT TO LIE ABOUT IT?
1040
00:42:39,992 --> 00:42:42,560
LET'S FACE IT,
LIFE SUCKS RIGHT NOW.
1041
00:42:45,040 --> 00:42:47,042
WHOA...
WOW...
1042
00:42:47,042 --> 00:42:47,913
WELL, WHO--
1043
00:42:52,657 --> 00:42:55,137
AHH--
SHH, SHH, SHH.
1044
00:43:22,164 --> 00:43:24,776
YOU WANT TO STOP
IN TIBURON?
1045
00:43:24,776 --> 00:43:25,820
GET SOMETHING
TO EAT?
1046
00:43:27,822 --> 00:43:29,824
I SHOULD PROBABLY
JUST GET BACK.
1047
00:43:29,824 --> 00:43:32,522
MY TREATMENT'S PRETTY EARLY
TOMORROW, SO...
1048
00:43:35,177 --> 00:43:37,179
WANT ME TO COME
WITH YOU?
1049
00:43:37,179 --> 00:43:38,964
THAT'D BE...
1050
00:43:38,964 --> 00:43:41,053
YEAH, THAT'D BE GREAT.
1051
00:43:46,580 --> 00:43:48,060
HUH.
1052
00:43:49,801 --> 00:43:51,890
KIND OF HOPE
THERE'S TRAFFIC.
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