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Ella: See? There it is.
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Definitive proof that
the laws of nature are breaking down,
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and the Earth as we know it
is officially doomed.
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Right.
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Yeah, I-- I can see how
some of these things could be problematic.
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Uh, frogs falling from the sky,
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plagues, random plane crashes.
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But reduced hiccups
and vanishing mosquitoes?
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(chuckles) I mean,
surely those last two should reside
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on a separate "tiny nuisance" board?
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Okay, fine.
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Maybe I haven't figured out
exactly what role hiccups will play
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in the world's final act,
but the dwindling mosquito population?
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I-- Ay, Dios mío!
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Mosquito numbers drop low enough,
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the whole ecosystem goes down
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like a triple-decker ice cream
on a hot summer day.
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We're talking aquatic life,
birds, all affected.
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We lose mosquitoes… we lose civilization.
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Oh.
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I was supposed to protect humanity.
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(sighs) How could I fail to notice
something of this-- this magnitude?
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-Well, to be fair, none of us noticed.
-I noticed. Okay? I noticed.
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And I would have
figured it out a lot sooner
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if any one of you would have let me
into your little celestial in-crowd,
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but no!
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You guys had to play "sideline
the scientist," like everybody else.
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You need to become God, now.
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Ella: Hold up.
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I thought your dad was God.
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Father of angels,
best hugger in the world,
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because he literally invented hugs.
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It all made sense.
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Dad was God,
but then he retired to Mom's universe.
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Incommunicado as ever.
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Probably thinks that the apocalypse
is some sort of teachable moment.
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So, what, you're just
gonna become the new God now?
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He's not "just" doing anything, Ella.
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The whole angel war
was fought to win Lucifer that seat.
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Remiel died for it.
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Chloe died for it.
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You what now?
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We still have some things
we need to explain.
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Listen, it's been a long
and painful road for all of us,
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but the time has come
for Lucifer to ascend the throne.
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You're right, brother.
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It's time.
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Next time you see me, I'll be God.
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(chuckles) Ruler of Heaven and Earth.
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Earth…
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Why is he doing
that shruggy thingy with his shoulders?
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Lucifer: It's just-- this is very weird.
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Like, I can feel my wings in there,
but they don't just…
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They don't wanna pop out. (hesitates)
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I-- this has never happened
to me before. I--
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Gimme some room!
I'll give it a jump start.
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-Gimme some room!
-Chloe: Okay!
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(Lucifer shouts)
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Chloe: Lucifer…
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-Come on!
-Ella: I get it!
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(Lucifer groans)
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Gimme a lift.
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Given what happened last time,
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I think it's probably best that you deal
with whatever this is before you go up.
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Good point.
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Lucifer, your-- your body self-actualizes,
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so, with everything that's been going on,
what if your wings aren't coming out
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because you feel
you're not ready to be God.
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-But I am ready. (chuckles)
-Listen, we don't have time for this.
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I'll go to the Silver City
and try to figure out what's going on
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and try to stall whatever's happening.
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As for you, brother,
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you need to get your head on straight.
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-(Lucifer groans)
-Silver City?
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Oh, my God.
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Amenadiel!
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(wings flapping)
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(gasps)
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(laughs)
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Oh.
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So that's how it's supposed to work.
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(laughs)
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(inhales)
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-Come on!
-Okay!
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Well, now what?
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Okay, if you need
to get your head on straight,
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then…
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Right.
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Lucifer: Doctor!
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Doctor!
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(groans)
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Oh, for crying out loud. Doctor!
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-(Linda moans)
-(exhales)
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-Aah!
-Lucifer: Don't worry.
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It's nothing I haven't seen before.
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Look, I'm sorry to wake you,
but it's an emergency.
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Oh. Hello.
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The sommelier from the wedding. (chuckles)
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Excellent taste, as always.
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What kind of emergency, uh,
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other than the end of the world?
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It's time, Doctor.
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Time for what?
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For the final therapy
of Lucifer Morningstar.
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For real, this time.
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Okay, I understand the possible end of
the world needs to be dealt with quickly,
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in the middle of the night, even,
but why did we have to come to my office?
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Because this is where
I do my best emotional processing.
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Right, of course.
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-(Lucifer sighs)
-(Linda groans)
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Okay, so what's the problem?
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Well, I can't save the world
till I'm on Dad's throne,
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and I can't get to Dad's throne
'cause my wings are on the fritz.
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-Okay, couldn't Amenadiel fly you up?
-Well, in theory, yes.
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But who's to say my body
won't self-sabotage some other way?
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I mean, I could burst into flames again,
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and not the, you know,
"Yay, I'm worthy" kind.
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Lucifer, you're right
that most performance issues
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are rooted in the mind.
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I beg your pardon.
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You of all people should know I've never
suffered from performance issues.
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(sighs)
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-Oh, you mean the wings.
-Yeah.
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Right, yes, well, that is most likely
mental, rather than anatomical,
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which is why the fate of the world
literally rests in your capable hands.
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So, come on.
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Shrink me.
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Okay, just, um…
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Just give me a sec to think.
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(sighs)
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Let's see…
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-What's that?
-Nothing.
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(gasps)
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"Sympathy for the Devil:
My Time With Lucifer Morningstar."
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Doesn't look like "nothing" to me.
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Okay.
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(exhales) This is happening.
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At 3:00 a.m.
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Without a bra.
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Um… (exhales)
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I've been writing a book…
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about you.
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(huffs)
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Well…
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this is, uh…
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This is marvelous!
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I mean, Western literature has portrayed
me in a terrible light for centuries,
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starting with that perennial best-seller
that need not be named.
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Thanks for nothing, Gutenberg.
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(hesitates) Yeah, well,
it's-- it's just a first draft. (chuckles)
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Uh, a pre-first draft, really.
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I was just skimming over it in case
there was something useful, you know,
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from one of your past sessions…
(clears throat)
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…you know,
considering I haven't had any sleep.
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Or coffee.
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The past.
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-Doctor, that's it.
-What is it?
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If everything
we've worked through together
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in the past five years is contained
in this book,
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then the answer to my little wing sitch
must be in here.
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So, all we need to do is find it.
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Oh, I don't think that's a good idea,
Lucifer.
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Quite a lot to read on borrowed time.
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That's just chapter one.
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That's the book.
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Right. Were you planning to go
full Dickens and get paid by the word?
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Unwieldy, right? Which is why I think
we should come up with another solution.
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-(sighs)
-Hypnosis, visualization.
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I know a medicine man in Tarzana
who can do wonders with ayahuasca.
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Well, much as I love the psychedelics,
no need, doctor.
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Because all we need to do is
go through everything you've written,
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line by line, until we find the answer.
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(sighs) We're gonna need a bigger office.
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Ella: Now don't think this means
I'm not still mad at you guys, okay?
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Because I totally am.
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But you can't have a sleepover
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without fuzzy slippers
and Korean face masks. You just can't.
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Wait. You said there would be five of us.
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Oh.
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(soul music playing)
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♫ Take a few more steps… ♪
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What?
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You interrupt a demon on a wedding night,
you get what you get.
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♫ Take a few more steps… ♪
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So, in conclusion,
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if we divide and conquer
the doctor's sure-to-be-fascinating book,
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then we should be able to solve
my wingtuation in a snap. (snaps fingers)
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"Save the devil, save the world,"
as it were.
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Dan: Maybe Lucifer's problem
is he promises to help people out.
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-But then he just leaves them hanging.
-(scoffs) Yeah, good point, Dan.
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Dan? What? No-- no way!
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Are you-- are you telling me
that Dan is here, like, in this room?
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Yeah, he's a-- a ghost.
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Humans can't see him.
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Oh!
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Well, maybe your problem is
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that you're constantly
keeping secrets from people
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who care about you!
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(sighs)
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-Maze, give Ella a message for me.
-(laughs) No!
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No, I did not traipse over here
on my wedding night
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to be your Whoopi Goldberg.
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Hey, look, guys.
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Everybody's name is on this page,
so this might be a good place to start.
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"Lucifer sauntered into the precinct,
greeting all of his friends."
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Hello, precinct!
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Yes, it's me,
your favorite crime-solving devil.
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-Morning, Detective.
-Good morning.
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That's the case, all wrapped up.
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Clue, suspect, new clue, takedown.
Another murder solved.
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Crazy that the killer
was the first person we met.
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-What are the chances?
-I know!
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-(chuckles)
-Isn't it such a great day?
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Also, I have information for you.
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Science, gak.
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Super-duper cheery science gak.
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-Did you say "science"?
-Mm-hmm.
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That makes me think.
Yes, I just solved another murder.
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-Unbelievable.
-Dan: Hey, Chloe!
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-Here's the evidence you asked for.
-(Lucifer sighs)
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(chuckles) Oh, Dan.
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(inhales) I think you--
you made a mistake.
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-(sighs)
-But don't worry, I'll fix it. Again.
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-(chuckles)
-(Mazikeen grunts)
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(sighs) Yep.
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You're welcome.
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-Two-for-one bounties. Kudos.
-Two and a half.
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-(grunts)
-(shrieks)
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Relax, dude. (exhales)
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-He was like that when I found him.
-(Dan exhales)
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Dan, is something missing
from the evidence bag?
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Aww.
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Daniel.
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(screams)
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(panting)
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Lucifer: Oh.
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Cacuzza!
Were you under there the whole time?
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-(gasps)
-(chuckles)
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"Under." That makes me think.
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-I just solved another murder.
-How do you do it, Detective?
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You're so smart and beautiful and perfect,
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and we are the best partnership ever,
aren't we?
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-Chloe: Yes.
-(chuckles)
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Oh, that reminds me.
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There's something important
I need to talk to you about.
248
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Something celestial in nature.
249
00:12:06,393 --> 00:12:08,729
Uh, Miss Lopez,
would you mind giving us a moment?
250
00:12:08,812 --> 00:12:11,690
Yes, yes,
I would love some more science gak.
251
00:12:11,774 --> 00:12:14,943
You got it, Decker, because I'm so happy
and everything is great!
252
00:12:15,027 --> 00:12:16,570
(Lucifer chuckles) Isn't it?
253
00:12:17,404 --> 00:12:19,031
It's not, we have a problem.
254
00:12:19,114 --> 00:12:22,284
Nope! No, Lucifer epiphanies on this page.
255
00:12:22,367 --> 00:12:24,578
-(taps papers)
-Guess we'd better just move on!
256
00:12:24,661 --> 00:12:25,829
(chuckling) Okay.
257
00:12:30,209 --> 00:12:34,046
Did I mention this is a first draft
and hasn't been edited at all?
258
00:12:34,129 --> 00:12:37,841
Which means that that is exactly
what Lucifer said about us…
259
00:12:37,925 --> 00:12:39,718
"Technically," not "exactly."
260
00:12:39,802 --> 00:12:42,971
(chuckles) Apparently, he thinks
I'm nothing but sunshine and rainbows!
261
00:12:43,555 --> 00:12:46,517
-(huffs)
-Not so "sunshine and rainbows" now, am I?
262
00:12:46,600 --> 00:12:47,559
Miss Lopez.
263
00:12:47,643 --> 00:12:51,271
Guess you don't really know me
any better than I thought I knew you.
264
00:12:51,355 --> 00:12:52,481
(sighs)
265
00:12:52,564 --> 00:12:57,152
Well, to be fair, you do tend
towards a glass-half-full attitude.
266
00:12:57,236 --> 00:12:58,821
So I'd say the book is pretty accurate.
267
00:12:58,904 --> 00:13:02,241
Uh, yeah, of course you would say that.
I mean, you came out amazing.
268
00:13:02,324 --> 00:13:03,909
Chloe: Well, I guess so.
269
00:13:03,992 --> 00:13:07,204
I don't know.
I think Lucifer nailed it with me.
270
00:13:07,287 --> 00:13:10,457
The sex, violence, kick-ass outfits.
271
00:13:10,541 --> 00:13:12,543
I mean, hello!
272
00:13:12,626 --> 00:13:15,003
Yeah, he got me right too.
273
00:13:15,712 --> 00:13:19,174
I never thought I'd say this about a book,
but I can't wait to dig in.
274
00:13:19,258 --> 00:13:22,094
Ho-ho! Neither can I.
275
00:13:22,177 --> 00:13:24,888
(Lucifer sighs, chuckles)
276
00:13:26,348 --> 00:13:27,307
Ah…
277
00:13:27,391 --> 00:13:30,978
Doctor, I am beginning to suspect
you should have done a bit more editing
278
00:13:31,061 --> 00:13:33,188
before sharing your manuscript
with others.
279
00:13:34,273 --> 00:13:35,274
You think?
280
00:13:46,368 --> 00:13:48,495
(sighs) Huh!
281
00:13:49,413 --> 00:13:51,623
I cannot believe you kept that from me.
282
00:13:52,708 --> 00:13:53,750
And that!
283
00:13:54,626 --> 00:13:55,460
And…
284
00:13:57,796 --> 00:14:02,634
I held an angel feather in my hand.
285
00:14:02,718 --> 00:14:06,138
And you let me believe it was from an emu?
286
00:14:06,221 --> 00:14:08,891
Oh, well,
I wouldn't get so upset about that.
287
00:14:08,974 --> 00:14:11,310
(chuckles) I mean,
given the information you had at the time,
288
00:14:11,393 --> 00:14:14,938
I'd say "emu feather"
was the most logical explanation.
289
00:14:15,022 --> 00:14:18,233
Now, can we just focus
on the matter at hand, please?
290
00:14:18,317 --> 00:14:20,152
-(huffs)
-Huh? Me, wings…
291
00:14:23,113 --> 00:14:24,615
(speaks Spanish)
292
00:14:24,698 --> 00:14:25,824
Not with the Spanish.
293
00:14:28,243 --> 00:14:29,786
(Linda sighs)
294
00:14:31,246 --> 00:14:33,040
(Lucifer chattering)
295
00:14:33,123 --> 00:14:38,128
You know, I'm used to indulging
Lucifer's unique therapeutic process,
296
00:14:38,211 --> 00:14:39,296
but… (sighs)
297
00:14:40,380 --> 00:14:43,050
I'm starting to feel
like this is a mistake.
298
00:14:43,133 --> 00:14:44,718
Oh, God.
299
00:14:45,344 --> 00:14:49,973
Do you think I should remind them again
that this is just a rough draft?
300
00:14:50,057 --> 00:14:51,433
I don't know.
301
00:14:51,516 --> 00:14:53,018
At least I have you.
302
00:14:53,101 --> 00:14:55,979
Rational, reasonable Chloe.
303
00:14:56,063 --> 00:14:57,189
Always on task.
304
00:14:57,981 --> 00:14:59,691
Yep, that's me.
305
00:15:02,611 --> 00:15:03,987
(Linda sighs)
306
00:15:04,488 --> 00:15:05,489
(Mazikeen exhales)
307
00:15:05,572 --> 00:15:07,824
(muttering)
308
00:15:16,959 --> 00:15:20,045
Uh, should I speed up or slow down?
309
00:15:20,128 --> 00:15:21,421
You can read, right?
310
00:15:21,505 --> 00:15:24,299
Doesn't matter.
There's no surprises about me in here.
311
00:15:24,383 --> 00:15:27,594
It's just "corrupt cop,"
"shitty person." I get the gist.
312
00:15:27,678 --> 00:15:30,305
You are not a shitty person, Dan.
313
00:15:30,389 --> 00:15:33,350
You're literally reading
about the time we killed a guy, Maze.
314
00:15:33,934 --> 00:15:35,018
(Mazikeen exhales)
315
00:15:35,686 --> 00:15:36,645
(Dan clears throat)
316
00:15:38,855 --> 00:15:42,693
(quietly) "Maze and Dan were
headed downtown, thirsty for justice."
317
00:15:42,776 --> 00:15:44,778
(dramatic music plays)
318
00:15:57,791 --> 00:15:59,543
This is all my fault.
319
00:16:02,170 --> 00:16:05,632
Yeah, Dan, this is all your fault.
320
00:16:05,716 --> 00:16:09,302
The murderer who killed Chloe's dad
is walking around free…
321
00:16:11,263 --> 00:16:12,639
and it's all because of me.
322
00:16:12,723 --> 00:16:13,890
(both sigh)
323
00:16:14,474 --> 00:16:15,892
We have to do something.
324
00:16:17,686 --> 00:16:18,937
We can't kill him.
325
00:16:19,521 --> 00:16:20,814
You're right, Maze.
326
00:16:22,190 --> 00:16:23,400
We can't.
327
00:16:35,454 --> 00:16:37,039
(shudders)
328
00:16:37,122 --> 00:16:37,998
The Russians!
329
00:16:40,292 --> 00:16:42,878
(sighs) It's what we have to do.
330
00:16:42,961 --> 00:16:44,546
(Mazikeen exhales)
331
00:16:44,629 --> 00:16:49,634
Mazikeen: You think you're the one who
set the Russians up to murder that guy?
332
00:16:49,718 --> 00:16:52,512
(scoffs) No, please.
You're reading it all wrong.
333
00:16:52,596 --> 00:16:54,598
(sound of tape rewinding)
334
00:16:55,474 --> 00:16:57,476
(dramatic music plays)
335
00:17:07,319 --> 00:17:08,653
This is all my fault.
336
00:17:08,737 --> 00:17:11,865
Yeah, Dan, this is all your fault.
337
00:17:11,948 --> 00:17:15,077
The murderer who killed Chloe's dad
is walking free…
338
00:17:16,828 --> 00:17:19,664
and it's all because of me. (sighs)
339
00:17:19,748 --> 00:17:21,208
We have to do something.
340
00:17:21,291 --> 00:17:22,959
Well, we can't kill him.
341
00:17:23,043 --> 00:17:24,795
Yeah, you're right, Maze. We can't.
342
00:17:33,053 --> 00:17:34,221
The Russians?
343
00:17:35,055 --> 00:17:37,390
It's what we gotta do. Come on.
344
00:17:39,267 --> 00:17:40,727
Okay, okay.
345
00:17:41,895 --> 00:17:43,647
You have your version. I have mine.
346
00:17:44,481 --> 00:17:46,566
Anyway, it doesn't really matter.
347
00:17:46,650 --> 00:17:48,485
What we did back there wasn't right.
348
00:17:49,152 --> 00:17:52,280
All right? But I spent a few thousand
years coming to terms with it.
349
00:17:52,364 --> 00:17:55,951
And I don't think it's the source
of my guilt. I just… (sighs)
350
00:17:56,034 --> 00:17:58,954
I just wish I could
figure out what my real guilt is.
351
00:17:59,037 --> 00:18:01,540
Uh, well, what was in your hell loop?
352
00:18:01,623 --> 00:18:02,749
I don't know.
353
00:18:03,500 --> 00:18:04,835
I woke up, I…
354
00:18:05,585 --> 00:18:06,962
I relived my death a little.
355
00:18:07,045 --> 00:18:09,214
Then Lucifer would tap me
to play ping-pong with Belios.
356
00:18:09,297 --> 00:18:11,174
(exhales) Oh, God…
357
00:18:11,258 --> 00:18:13,426
Wait, is that-- is that bad?
358
00:18:13,510 --> 00:18:15,053
Yeah, it's bad.
359
00:18:15,137 --> 00:18:17,639
Whatever a damned soul's
biggest source of guilt is,
360
00:18:17,722 --> 00:18:19,766
that's what goes on in his hell loop.
361
00:18:19,850 --> 00:18:21,726
No hell loop, no answers.
362
00:18:21,810 --> 00:18:25,355
So then, when Lucifer rescued me
from Hell's torture, he--
363
00:18:25,438 --> 00:18:27,607
-He totally screwed you.
-(sighs)
364
00:18:28,525 --> 00:18:31,987
Hey, but don't worry. I can fix it.
365
00:18:33,613 --> 00:18:34,447
You can?
366
00:18:34,531 --> 00:18:36,575
Hello! Yeah, I'm a demon.
367
00:18:36,658 --> 00:18:38,952
I mean, I'm basically
a walking guilt detector.
368
00:18:39,035 --> 00:18:41,037
-(exhales)
-Mazikeen: Cheer up, dude.
369
00:18:41,121 --> 00:18:43,707
I'm gonna torture your ass
right into Heaven.
370
00:18:44,833 --> 00:18:45,792
(chuckles)
371
00:18:46,626 --> 00:18:49,045
Charlotte Richards was a goddess?
372
00:18:50,589 --> 00:18:52,549
Only-- only some of the time.
373
00:18:53,884 --> 00:18:54,968
(sighs)
374
00:18:55,719 --> 00:18:56,636
Look…
375
00:18:58,430 --> 00:19:01,349
to play my advocate… (exhales)
376
00:19:01,975 --> 00:19:04,019
…I have always told you the truth.
377
00:19:04,102 --> 00:19:06,271
I thought you were an actor.
378
00:19:08,064 --> 00:19:09,774
Was it fun for you guys,
379
00:19:10,692 --> 00:19:13,320
watching me walk around without a clue?
380
00:19:13,403 --> 00:19:14,404
(exhales)
381
00:19:17,449 --> 00:19:20,160
Look, to be honest, Miss Lopez,
382
00:19:20,243 --> 00:19:24,998
I have always envied your ability
to accept the divine in absence of proof.
383
00:19:25,081 --> 00:19:26,166
(exhales)
384
00:19:26,249 --> 00:19:28,668
I suppose that's what faith is, isn't it?
385
00:19:29,461 --> 00:19:31,421
I lost my faith, Lucifer.
386
00:19:32,839 --> 00:19:35,383
I lost my faith after Charlotte died.
387
00:19:36,384 --> 00:19:38,011
And not one of you
388
00:19:39,012 --> 00:19:42,140
told me that you knew
that she was in a better place.
389
00:19:43,391 --> 00:19:47,437
You didn't tell me that the Big Guy
was still up there, that he still cared.
390
00:19:49,564 --> 00:19:52,651
That single set of footprints in the sand…
391
00:19:54,361 --> 00:19:56,279
that was me… (sniffling)
392
00:19:56,363 --> 00:19:57,989
…walking alone.
393
00:19:58,073 --> 00:20:00,951
But you weren't alone.
394
00:20:01,034 --> 00:20:03,662
I mean, we--
we may not have spelled it out to you,
395
00:20:03,745 --> 00:20:06,748
but we were all there with you,
every step of the way. (chuckles)
396
00:20:07,332 --> 00:20:09,000
Every step of the way.
397
00:20:10,085 --> 00:20:13,546
(exhales) Not to mention
what a great friend
398
00:20:13,630 --> 00:20:15,674
you've been to us celestials
over the years.
399
00:20:15,757 --> 00:20:16,591
(both chuckle)
400
00:20:16,675 --> 00:20:19,761
Chilling with the Angel of Death
before you even met the rest of us.
401
00:20:19,844 --> 00:20:22,639
You and Azrael are practically BFFs.
402
00:20:25,016 --> 00:20:26,309
Wait, what?
403
00:20:29,396 --> 00:20:32,148
Oh, you haven't got
that part of the book. Here.
404
00:20:32,732 --> 00:20:36,861
Ray-Ray is the Angel of Death?!
405
00:20:37,654 --> 00:20:38,697
Uh…
406
00:20:41,533 --> 00:20:42,993
(Ella huffs)
407
00:20:43,076 --> 00:20:47,706
(sighs) This is the worst idea
the doctor has ever had.
408
00:20:56,840 --> 00:20:57,841
Ever wonder
409
00:20:58,717 --> 00:21:02,012
what your hell loop would look like,
if you had one?
410
00:21:02,929 --> 00:21:03,888
Chloe: Hmm.
411
00:21:07,642 --> 00:21:09,436
(sighs) Mine would be…
412
00:21:10,478 --> 00:21:12,355
a room full of my friends…
413
00:21:13,356 --> 00:21:15,525
reading the first draft
414
00:21:15,608 --> 00:21:19,029
of my biggest
professional accomplishment ever…
415
00:21:20,113 --> 00:21:22,198
and hating it so much…
416
00:21:23,199 --> 00:21:25,535
that they'd rather complain about it…
417
00:21:26,494 --> 00:21:28,204
than save the world.
418
00:21:29,289 --> 00:21:32,000
Please tell me you have something.
419
00:21:33,043 --> 00:21:36,546
Anything, any-- any insights at all.
420
00:21:39,507 --> 00:21:41,384
Yeah, I think I have something.
421
00:21:49,976 --> 00:21:51,978
(elevator bell dings)
422
00:21:57,317 --> 00:21:58,818
(gasps) Lucifer.
423
00:22:00,987 --> 00:22:03,156
-Wait. You're leaving?
-Yeah, I'll call you later.
424
00:22:03,239 --> 00:22:04,240
Chloe: Wait!
425
00:22:04,324 --> 00:22:05,658
Lucifer: You just stay here!
426
00:22:07,118 --> 00:22:08,328
It's my birthday.
427
00:22:09,120 --> 00:22:10,372
I have to go back.
428
00:22:10,455 --> 00:22:12,332
(sobbing) Don't go.
429
00:22:12,415 --> 00:22:13,500
Goodbye.
430
00:22:16,878 --> 00:22:17,712
(exhales)
431
00:22:17,796 --> 00:22:20,090
-Hey, oh, my God, are you okay?
-Have you seen Lucifer?
432
00:22:20,173 --> 00:22:21,549
No, sorry.
433
00:22:22,133 --> 00:22:23,426
Where is he?
434
00:22:23,510 --> 00:22:26,763
You're on your deathbed,
and he's not there.
435
00:22:26,846 --> 00:22:28,014
He's never there.
436
00:22:29,432 --> 00:22:30,350
(exhales)
437
00:22:31,768 --> 00:22:32,811
Oh, dear.
438
00:22:38,191 --> 00:22:39,609
(Dan huffs)
439
00:22:49,244 --> 00:22:50,954
Mazikeen: Charlotte Richards.
440
00:22:51,538 --> 00:22:54,249
Yeah, she's dead because of you.
441
00:22:55,333 --> 00:22:58,753
She depended on you to protect her,
and you failed her.
442
00:23:02,966 --> 00:23:04,801
-Yeah, that's not it.
-(exhales)
443
00:23:05,844 --> 00:23:09,931
I mean, I did blame myself for a while,
but Charlotte's death wasn't my fault.
444
00:23:10,014 --> 00:23:13,143
And honestly, it's kind of comforting
to know that at least she's in Heaven.
445
00:23:13,226 --> 00:23:15,520
(sighs) Well,
what about your parents? Hmm?
446
00:23:15,603 --> 00:23:17,564
They're probably
really disappointed in you.
447
00:23:18,148 --> 00:23:19,399
I mean, look at you.
448
00:23:19,983 --> 00:23:23,570
Died of broken hearts
because of all your sad bullshit.
449
00:23:24,446 --> 00:23:28,408
Actually, my parents are
super proud of me and super alive.
450
00:23:28,491 --> 00:23:31,411
They're actually sponsoring
an improv troupe in my honor.
451
00:23:31,494 --> 00:23:35,498
The Danimal Crackers. (chuckles)
452
00:23:36,541 --> 00:23:37,584
(clears throat)
453
00:23:38,251 --> 00:23:39,752
What about siblings?
454
00:23:40,295 --> 00:23:43,798
I'm an only child, Maze.
Honestly, how do you not know this stuff?
455
00:23:51,598 --> 00:23:52,432
(Dan sighs)
456
00:23:52,515 --> 00:23:55,810
But you have someone
you care about as much as a sibling.
457
00:23:58,521 --> 00:23:59,481
What?
458
00:24:00,356 --> 00:24:02,317
-I would never hurt Ella.
-No.
459
00:24:02,400 --> 00:24:04,402
But you didn't help her either, did you?
460
00:24:05,153 --> 00:24:09,240
If you had told her the truth sooner,
you could have supported her,
461
00:24:09,782 --> 00:24:11,075
been there for her,
462
00:24:12,494 --> 00:24:14,204
while you were still alive.
463
00:24:15,413 --> 00:24:17,081
Yeah, you're not crazy.
464
00:24:17,165 --> 00:24:21,544
No, no, you were--
you were just friends with an angel.
465
00:24:21,628 --> 00:24:24,380
The Angel of Death.
466
00:24:24,464 --> 00:24:27,759
(splutters) Which is-- is totally normal.
467
00:24:27,842 --> 00:24:31,638
Yeah, just like, uh,
just like your ghost buddy Dan,
468
00:24:31,721 --> 00:24:34,974
who you can't see or talk to.
469
00:24:35,058 --> 00:24:38,019
Uh, Dan wants to talk to you.
470
00:24:41,231 --> 00:24:42,815
Oh, uh…
471
00:24:43,608 --> 00:24:45,443
Wow. Okay, cool, um…
472
00:24:46,986 --> 00:24:48,821
Hey, Dan.
473
00:24:49,739 --> 00:24:51,324
Um…
474
00:24:52,033 --> 00:24:57,455
I'm so sorry I didn't say this sooner,
but I really miss you so, so much,
475
00:24:57,539 --> 00:25:00,458
and I even named a frog after you.
476
00:25:00,542 --> 00:25:03,711
(chuckles) Tell her I met frog Dan.
477
00:25:04,504 --> 00:25:08,424
And I'm super flattered,
and tell her that I really miss her too.
478
00:25:08,508 --> 00:25:10,677
Also-- also,
tell her that her favorite beaker
479
00:25:10,760 --> 00:25:12,679
rolled behind her filing cabinet
last week.
480
00:25:12,762 --> 00:25:15,557
-She's been looking for that.
-He said, "Yo."
481
00:25:16,266 --> 00:25:18,685
-Dan: I mean, what?
-(scoffs) I am summarizing.
482
00:25:18,768 --> 00:25:20,019
(Dan scoffs)
483
00:25:20,103 --> 00:25:22,480
Just show her the thing, okay, please?
484
00:25:23,064 --> 00:25:24,857
Dan wants you to read this.
485
00:25:26,484 --> 00:25:28,736
Oh, okay.
486
00:25:30,655 --> 00:25:32,907
You guys, this is so weird.
487
00:25:32,991 --> 00:25:36,452
So, cult, led by killer priest,
commits mass suicide.
488
00:25:36,536 --> 00:25:38,037
-Now, that I get.
-Chloe: Hmm.
489
00:25:38,121 --> 00:25:42,083
I mean, I don't "get it" get it,
but cult, suicide, it works.
490
00:25:42,166 --> 00:25:46,462
Now, what I don't get is some
of these bodies are thrashed.
491
00:25:46,546 --> 00:25:50,675
Yeah, yeah, I think they were
into some pretty weird stuff.
492
00:25:50,758 --> 00:25:53,553
-Yes, uh, downright demonic, I'd say.
-(both chuckle)
493
00:25:54,137 --> 00:25:55,346
I don't know.
494
00:25:55,430 --> 00:26:00,226
It's almost like some
of these bodies died twice.
495
00:26:00,810 --> 00:26:02,854
Twice? What-- (laughs)
496
00:26:02,937 --> 00:26:05,273
Twice?
That would be impossible, right, Lucifer?
497
00:26:05,356 --> 00:26:07,150
-(chuckles)
-Chloe: I mean…
498
00:26:09,402 --> 00:26:11,821
Yeah, yeah, that's… (scoffs)
499
00:26:11,904 --> 00:26:14,699
I-- I just must be off my game today. Uh…
500
00:26:15,366 --> 00:26:17,994
I'll just keep this part off the report.
501
00:26:18,077 --> 00:26:20,538
-(Lucifer chuckles)
-Yeah. God… (chuckles)
502
00:26:22,624 --> 00:26:23,916
Oh!
503
00:26:25,084 --> 00:26:26,711
Oh, okay, I get it.
504
00:26:26,794 --> 00:26:30,798
So, I am just a super-gullible dummy
505
00:26:30,882 --> 00:26:34,677
who's been covering up your celestial
shenanigans for years! (chuckles)
506
00:26:34,761 --> 00:26:38,389
Ella, the unwitting accomplice,
strikes again!
507
00:26:38,473 --> 00:26:41,517
Uh, Dan wants you to keep reading.
508
00:26:44,437 --> 00:26:45,938
Uh, please.
509
00:26:50,193 --> 00:26:53,071
(sighs) What would
we do without Ella, huh?
510
00:26:53,154 --> 00:26:56,074
Well, for one,
I'd be short a half-angel nephew.
511
00:26:56,157 --> 00:26:58,159
I just wish we could tell her the truth.
512
00:26:58,242 --> 00:27:02,080
Well, so do I, but as we've established,
humans don't tend to react that well
513
00:27:02,163 --> 00:27:05,708
when they find out there are
actual angels and demons running around,
514
00:27:06,376 --> 00:27:08,961
even if they already know
the truth in their hearts.
515
00:27:12,173 --> 00:27:13,341
Yeah, okay.
516
00:27:14,133 --> 00:27:16,761
So I helped save Charlie
after he was kidnapped.
517
00:27:16,844 --> 00:27:19,013
That is literally my job.
518
00:27:19,764 --> 00:27:22,058
You know, this whole time,
519
00:27:22,850 --> 00:27:25,478
I really thought
that I was part of the inner circle.
520
00:27:27,563 --> 00:27:28,731
But I wasn't.
521
00:27:29,273 --> 00:27:32,652
I was just a lonely tangent.
(chuckles, sniffles)
522
00:27:36,531 --> 00:27:38,574
Yeah, um… (clears throat)
523
00:27:39,534 --> 00:27:44,038
Dan says that, while you
may not have known the specifics,
524
00:27:45,081 --> 00:27:47,875
that everyone here
always loved and trusted you, Ella.
525
00:27:50,002 --> 00:27:51,504
No, I am not saying that.
526
00:27:53,589 --> 00:27:54,674
(splutters)
527
00:27:57,343 --> 00:28:00,722
Dan says you are the inner circle.
528
00:28:05,143 --> 00:28:09,188
If you guys really trusted me,
you would have told me the truth.
529
00:28:13,359 --> 00:28:14,318
Ella…
530
00:28:16,070 --> 00:28:16,946
(grunts softly)
531
00:28:17,572 --> 00:28:19,198
(elevator bell dings)
532
00:28:19,282 --> 00:28:20,199
Lucifer: Chloe!
533
00:28:22,243 --> 00:28:23,661
I'm out here.
534
00:28:27,665 --> 00:28:28,791
What's wrong?
535
00:28:31,252 --> 00:28:32,128
Chloe: Well, uh…
536
00:28:34,422 --> 00:28:37,216
in the book, you make me sound…
537
00:28:37,967 --> 00:28:39,051
amazing.
538
00:28:40,803 --> 00:28:43,765
Yes, I can see how
that would be upsetting. (chuckles)
539
00:28:46,225 --> 00:28:50,772
What if you think
I'm smart and-- and beautiful
540
00:28:50,855 --> 00:28:52,398
and "perfect"…
541
00:28:53,649 --> 00:28:57,236
because you've never stuck around
long enough to see me at my worst?
542
00:28:57,320 --> 00:28:59,655
Oh, well,
now you're just making things up.
543
00:29:01,532 --> 00:29:02,575
(exhales)
544
00:29:03,242 --> 00:29:06,871
When-- when Rory said
that you weren't at my deathbed,
545
00:29:07,872 --> 00:29:09,749
you know, I thought, uh…
546
00:29:10,500 --> 00:29:11,709
"That's impossible."
547
00:29:12,543 --> 00:29:15,588
"Lucifer would never abandon me."
548
00:29:16,172 --> 00:29:17,840
But reading this, I realize…
549
00:29:17,924 --> 00:29:19,592
(splutters) Of course you would.
550
00:29:19,675 --> 00:29:21,886
You've done it so many times before.
551
00:29:23,095 --> 00:29:24,764
-Have I?
-Chloe: Yes!
552
00:29:24,847 --> 00:29:27,558
Every time we've had
an emotional breakthrough,
553
00:29:27,642 --> 00:29:30,603
you've-- you've immediately
gone off and disappeared.
554
00:29:30,686 --> 00:29:33,523
Oh, come on, that can't be true.
555
00:29:33,606 --> 00:29:34,816
No, listen to me.
556
00:29:35,983 --> 00:29:37,235
And now…
557
00:29:38,069 --> 00:29:39,570
you've told me you love me.
558
00:29:39,654 --> 00:29:43,533
It's the biggest breakthrough
we've ever had.
559
00:29:44,700 --> 00:29:48,162
So I just wonder,
how do I know you won't follow it up with…
560
00:29:50,248 --> 00:29:52,375
My biggest-ever disappearing act.
561
00:29:55,253 --> 00:29:56,712
(hesitates) Chloe…
562
00:29:59,257 --> 00:30:02,385
I would never choose to abandon you.
563
00:30:03,135 --> 00:30:05,388
-But you can't know that.
-Yes, I can.
564
00:30:06,222 --> 00:30:07,765
Because it's my choice.
565
00:30:10,643 --> 00:30:11,727
Okay…
566
00:30:12,770 --> 00:30:17,233
Like-- like it's your choice
to whip out your wings right now?
567
00:30:18,609 --> 00:30:21,404
Like it's your choice
whether or not to let me in?
568
00:30:26,742 --> 00:30:28,286
-(gunshot)
-(gasps)
569
00:30:30,997 --> 00:30:33,040
-(Lucifer grunts)
-(Chloe gasps)
570
00:30:33,124 --> 00:30:34,000
Lucifer.
571
00:30:36,544 --> 00:30:38,087
-(exhales)
-What's happening to me?
572
00:30:45,678 --> 00:30:47,680
You know, I wore this for so many years
573
00:30:47,763 --> 00:30:52,643
because it proved that you chose
to be vulnerable around me, but…
574
00:30:54,395 --> 00:30:57,773
But now it's not you that decided that,
it's your subconscious.
575
00:30:57,857 --> 00:31:02,153
Your-- your subconscious
chose to-- to have a devil face
576
00:31:02,236 --> 00:31:04,614
or to bring out your wings.
577
00:31:04,697 --> 00:31:07,783
And-- and reading all of this,
I mean, seeing it all laid out,
578
00:31:08,367 --> 00:31:09,368
I just wonder…
579
00:31:11,495 --> 00:31:14,248
if your subconscious
might choose not to stay.
580
00:31:15,708 --> 00:31:16,626
No.
581
00:31:19,045 --> 00:31:21,380
No, I'm sorry, but I don't accept that.
582
00:31:22,715 --> 00:31:23,591
I've changed.
583
00:31:23,674 --> 00:31:27,637
I've-- I've grown. I mean,
it's all in here, isn't it? (chuckles)
584
00:31:27,720 --> 00:31:28,638
It's…
585
00:31:31,474 --> 00:31:32,308
What?
586
00:31:33,434 --> 00:31:34,518
What is it?
587
00:31:37,313 --> 00:31:39,106
There's something wrong with this book.
588
00:31:43,402 --> 00:31:44,278
(sniffles)
589
00:31:45,071 --> 00:31:46,781
Gather round, people.
590
00:31:47,865 --> 00:31:49,742
The doctor has deceived us all.
591
00:31:49,825 --> 00:31:52,912
This manuscript that she's brought
cuts off mid-sentence.
592
00:31:53,579 --> 00:31:57,208
Because you didn't bring
the end of the book with you, did you?
593
00:31:57,917 --> 00:31:58,918
You know what?
594
00:31:59,835 --> 00:32:00,670
It's true.
595
00:32:01,337 --> 00:32:03,297
I kept the end of the book in my office.
596
00:32:04,298 --> 00:32:06,801
But if this book is
a case study on Lucifer,
597
00:32:06,884 --> 00:32:08,761
all of the important
psychological insights
598
00:32:08,844 --> 00:32:10,596
would be in the last chapter, right?
599
00:32:10,680 --> 00:32:12,348
So-- so why are you hiding it?
600
00:32:12,431 --> 00:32:14,976
It is my job
to guide patients on their journey,
601
00:32:15,059 --> 00:32:16,894
not give them the answers.
602
00:32:16,978 --> 00:32:19,563
Wait a second, the world is ending,
603
00:32:19,647 --> 00:32:22,483
and you guys are all
still keeping secrets from each other?
604
00:32:22,566 --> 00:32:24,902
-What is wrong with you people?
-Linda: Nope.
605
00:32:24,986 --> 00:32:27,738
None of this was my idea.
606
00:32:27,822 --> 00:32:30,074
No one was supposed to read my manuscript,
607
00:32:30,157 --> 00:32:32,952
least of all
the patient that I was studying,
608
00:32:33,035 --> 00:32:34,787
because it's a first draft!
609
00:32:35,371 --> 00:32:38,082
Maybe years from now,
when the book is published--
610
00:32:38,165 --> 00:32:40,459
She's gonna publish this?
My parents are gonna see this!
611
00:32:40,543 --> 00:32:42,628
Shut up, Daniel, this is not about you!
It's about me.
612
00:32:43,754 --> 00:32:45,381
(gasps)
613
00:32:48,426 --> 00:32:51,012
(exhales) You held back
the end of the book…
614
00:32:52,013 --> 00:32:54,557
because you think I'll fail, don't you?
615
00:32:56,100 --> 00:32:58,894
My own therapist doesn't actually believe
that I'll become God.
616
00:33:11,490 --> 00:33:14,827
-Mazikeen: Guess the party's over, huh?
-(sighs) Yep.
617
00:33:16,787 --> 00:33:20,750
(sighs) Dude, that is literally
the most depressing thing I've ever seen.
618
00:33:20,833 --> 00:33:23,169
Turns out
I didn't have anywhere else to go.
619
00:33:23,252 --> 00:33:24,462
Yeah, well, I do.
620
00:33:25,254 --> 00:33:26,255
Yeah.
621
00:33:28,632 --> 00:33:29,717
(sighs)
622
00:33:32,887 --> 00:33:33,888
Okay.
623
00:33:34,889 --> 00:33:38,100
So let's skip the usual foreplay
and get straight to the main event.
624
00:33:38,726 --> 00:33:39,602
Okay?
625
00:33:40,186 --> 00:33:44,398
If you saw
the moment of your death in Hell,
626
00:33:44,482 --> 00:33:45,566
that's the key.
627
00:33:45,649 --> 00:33:48,694
You relive your death,
you find your guilt.
628
00:33:48,778 --> 00:33:51,113
Yeah, I've been there, done that.
629
00:33:51,197 --> 00:33:53,491
-Didn't learn a damn thing.
-Mnh-mnh.
630
00:33:54,533 --> 00:33:57,578
That cold, gnawing fear
in the pit of your stomach…
631
00:33:58,913 --> 00:33:59,789
Feel that?
632
00:34:00,915 --> 00:34:01,874
Yeah.
633
00:34:01,957 --> 00:34:03,250
That's your guilt.
634
00:34:04,668 --> 00:34:08,964
Now you can spend the next thousand years
running away from it like a weak human,
635
00:34:10,841 --> 00:34:12,218
or you can dig in…
636
00:34:13,344 --> 00:34:15,596
and sniff that shit out like a demon!
637
00:34:21,185 --> 00:34:23,354
(screams)
638
00:34:23,437 --> 00:34:25,064
(grunts)
639
00:34:25,147 --> 00:34:27,441
-(panting)
-(gunshot)
640
00:34:28,150 --> 00:34:29,318
(exhales)
641
00:34:34,031 --> 00:34:36,867
-(gunshot)
-(exhales)
642
00:34:38,619 --> 00:34:39,995
Maze, I think you cracked it.
643
00:34:41,789 --> 00:34:43,582
I know what I need to do.
644
00:34:50,631 --> 00:34:52,174
Chloe: Oh, hey.
645
00:34:52,258 --> 00:34:55,719
Don't even know why the doctor's bothering
to bring back the rest of the book.
646
00:34:56,846 --> 00:34:58,848
I'm not capable of real change.
647
00:34:59,974 --> 00:35:02,101
-Lucifer, that isn't true.
-Isn't it?
648
00:35:03,269 --> 00:35:05,479
I mean, at least I don't think it is.
649
00:35:07,314 --> 00:35:09,942
What I do know is how much
you've grown since I've met you.
650
00:35:10,025 --> 00:35:11,235
But not enough.
651
00:35:12,444 --> 00:35:15,823
Honestly, I-- I don't know if it's enough.
652
00:35:16,824 --> 00:35:20,161
What I said back there, I was scared.
653
00:35:20,244 --> 00:35:21,620
You know, I am scared.
654
00:35:23,622 --> 00:35:27,334
(scoffs) I know you don't think you'll
disappear, and I wanna believe that,
655
00:35:27,418 --> 00:35:28,752
but if you're wrong,
656
00:35:29,503 --> 00:35:32,131
and I'm gonna be a mom with two girls,
657
00:35:32,756 --> 00:35:34,300
working at the LAPD.
658
00:35:34,383 --> 00:35:38,345
(hesitates) You're going back to the LAPD?
659
00:35:40,097 --> 00:35:40,973
I know.
660
00:35:41,932 --> 00:35:45,394
I know it wasn't our plan,
and I understand if you're upset.
661
00:35:46,562 --> 00:35:47,479
No.
662
00:35:48,606 --> 00:35:49,940
No, I understand.
663
00:35:50,858 --> 00:35:52,067
(chuckles)
664
00:35:52,151 --> 00:35:55,988
I mean, it's who you are, isn't it? Hmm?
665
00:35:57,656 --> 00:35:59,408
My detective. (chuckles)
666
00:35:59,491 --> 00:36:02,036
(exhales) I could never
be upset with you about that.
667
00:36:04,205 --> 00:36:07,791
And while there is a remote possibility
668
00:36:07,875 --> 00:36:13,005
that I may idolize you
a little too much… (chuckles)
669
00:36:13,088 --> 00:36:15,090
…I do know you're an amazing mother.
670
00:36:17,259 --> 00:36:19,553
I wasn't an amazing mother to Rory.
671
00:36:20,137 --> 00:36:22,890
-What do you mean?
-Just look at her wings, Lucifer.
672
00:36:22,973 --> 00:36:24,058
I mean… (scoffs)
673
00:36:25,392 --> 00:36:27,561
I just think,
did I not protect her enough?
674
00:36:27,645 --> 00:36:29,230
Did I not make her feel safe?
675
00:36:29,313 --> 00:36:30,856
How badly did I screw up
676
00:36:30,940 --> 00:36:33,651
that I made our daughter
self-actualize as a weapon?
677
00:36:33,734 --> 00:36:34,985
Oh, right, yes.
678
00:36:35,069 --> 00:36:38,155
I wonder where Rory got
her persecution complex from.
679
00:36:38,239 --> 00:36:42,368
(chuckles) Certainly not from the angel
who literally invented teenage rebellion.
680
00:36:42,451 --> 00:36:45,371
Blade wings? Devil face? (scoffs)
681
00:36:45,454 --> 00:36:47,581
-It's all the same, isn't it?
-(scoffs)
682
00:36:47,665 --> 00:36:48,999
Rory: No, it isn't.
683
00:36:52,294 --> 00:36:53,337
Chloe: Rory.
684
00:36:54,004 --> 00:36:55,047
Rory!
685
00:36:55,673 --> 00:36:57,800
-Chloe: Uh…
-Hello! (chuckles)
686
00:36:57,883 --> 00:37:01,512
-What-- what are you doing here?
-Mom said you guys were saving the world.
687
00:37:01,595 --> 00:37:04,223
I thought I'd stop by
to see how it was going.
688
00:37:04,306 --> 00:37:06,558
Gotta say, I kind of wish I hadn't.
689
00:37:06,642 --> 00:37:08,352
Hindsight's a bitch, huh?
690
00:37:08,435 --> 00:37:11,188
-(gasps) Rory.
-Wait, Rory, hold on. (splutters)
691
00:37:12,273 --> 00:37:16,402
I think-- we--
we think your wings are amazing.
692
00:37:16,986 --> 00:37:18,946
I just-- I hope that you didn't
693
00:37:19,738 --> 00:37:22,866
feel that you had
to fight or protect yourself
694
00:37:22,950 --> 00:37:24,368
when you were younger. Uh…
695
00:37:25,536 --> 00:37:29,540
As your mom, I-- I hope
that I always made you feel safe.
696
00:37:29,623 --> 00:37:31,333
(laughs)
697
00:37:31,417 --> 00:37:35,087
I-- I don't have these wings
because of something you did wrong.
698
00:37:36,547 --> 00:37:39,300
I-- I have them
because of something you did right.
699
00:37:40,509 --> 00:37:42,219
I mean, all my life,
700
00:37:42,303 --> 00:37:44,888
I watched you stand up for justice.
701
00:37:45,597 --> 00:37:48,142
I love these badass wings
702
00:37:48,225 --> 00:37:52,146
'cause they remind me
of the person I admire most.
703
00:37:53,772 --> 00:37:54,773
My mom.
704
00:37:55,983 --> 00:37:57,943
(exhales) Really?
705
00:37:58,527 --> 00:37:59,445
Really.
706
00:38:00,612 --> 00:38:04,158
These wings are like,
they're one of a million
707
00:38:04,241 --> 00:38:07,286
wonderful, powerful things
that you gave me.
708
00:38:08,787 --> 00:38:10,331
Unlike him.
709
00:38:11,081 --> 00:38:14,877
(chuckles) Well, your angel dad probably
had something to do with your wings.
710
00:38:14,960 --> 00:38:17,463
-Right.
-Lucifer left both of us.
711
00:38:18,255 --> 00:38:20,132
How can you still defend him?
712
00:38:21,050 --> 00:38:24,428
Well, Rory, I mean, your--
your dad is flawed.
713
00:38:24,511 --> 00:38:25,721
We all are, and…
714
00:38:27,056 --> 00:38:30,559
I mean, although I'm nervous
about what the future holds, I…
715
00:38:31,060 --> 00:38:34,146
I guess, deep down,
I just really trust him.
716
00:38:34,229 --> 00:38:38,150
Why? He doesn't even trust himself.
He doesn't know his own feelings.
717
00:38:38,233 --> 00:38:41,737
He had to get hit by a bullet
to figure out he cared about you.
718
00:38:41,820 --> 00:38:43,947
Yeah, I heard you guys talking earlier.
719
00:38:44,031 --> 00:38:46,492
-That's not necessarily fair.
-Lucifer: No.
720
00:38:47,201 --> 00:38:49,578
She's right. (gasps)
721
00:38:50,329 --> 00:38:53,040
She is right.
722
00:38:57,294 --> 00:38:59,546
Lucifer, what are you doing?
723
00:39:03,384 --> 00:39:04,635
What's this supposed to be?
724
00:39:04,718 --> 00:39:05,886
(gasps)
725
00:39:06,553 --> 00:39:10,057
I know how I feel about you,
and I am going to prove it, young lady.
726
00:39:10,140 --> 00:39:14,520
I am gonna make myself vulnerable
right here, right now, for you.
727
00:39:14,603 --> 00:39:16,438
So go on, shoot me.
728
00:39:17,022 --> 00:39:19,942
Okay, we do not shoot people
in this family.
729
00:39:20,025 --> 00:39:22,486
I don't know, Mom.
I think we established we totally do.
730
00:39:22,569 --> 00:39:25,364
(cackles) I think she's got you there.
Move aside, please.
731
00:39:25,447 --> 00:39:28,992
I am your father,
and I demand that you shoot me!
732
00:39:29,076 --> 00:39:31,620
Chloe: Rory, don't listen to him.
Just put down the gun.
733
00:39:31,703 --> 00:39:34,331
Ah-ah-ah-ah! It's the only way
she's gonna believe me.
734
00:39:34,415 --> 00:39:35,666
Come on, Rory.
735
00:39:35,749 --> 00:39:37,918
You've wanted to hurt me
ever since you got here.
736
00:39:38,001 --> 00:39:39,878
Now's your chance. Pull that trigger.
737
00:39:42,214 --> 00:39:43,757
-Come on.
-(gun cocks)
738
00:39:43,841 --> 00:39:46,718
-Go on, shoot me!
-(gunshot)
739
00:39:47,344 --> 00:39:48,762
(scoffs, gasps)
740
00:39:50,097 --> 00:39:52,099
(panting)
741
00:39:54,351 --> 00:39:56,019
I knew he couldn't do it. (gasps)
742
00:40:06,613 --> 00:40:08,282
(gasps, gulps)
743
00:40:08,365 --> 00:40:10,576
(chuckles)
744
00:40:10,659 --> 00:40:11,827
-(thuds)
-Lucifer.
745
00:40:11,910 --> 00:40:15,497
(Lucifer cackles, grunts)
746
00:40:15,581 --> 00:40:17,916
(panting)
747
00:40:18,000 --> 00:40:22,254
Don't you two ever
do anything like that ever again.
748
00:40:22,838 --> 00:40:24,339
Promise. (laughs)
749
00:40:25,257 --> 00:40:27,593
-It worked.
-Lucifer: Of course it worked.
750
00:40:28,510 --> 00:40:29,761
You're my daughter.
751
00:40:30,471 --> 00:40:31,597
And I love you.
752
00:40:33,098 --> 00:40:34,475
(elevator bell dings)
753
00:40:34,558 --> 00:40:37,352
Linda: You asked for it?
Well, here it is!
754
00:40:38,020 --> 00:40:38,979
Lucifer.
755
00:40:40,564 --> 00:40:41,732
Are you bleeding?
756
00:40:41,815 --> 00:40:44,276
Yes, I am! (chuckles)
757
00:40:44,359 --> 00:40:45,736
But don't worry about that.
758
00:40:46,487 --> 00:40:47,529
Hand it over.
759
00:40:48,280 --> 00:40:50,908
It's time to see
how this story really ends.
760
00:41:12,554 --> 00:41:14,473
Thank you, Dr. Linda.
761
00:41:16,558 --> 00:41:18,393
In the five years
that we've worked together,
762
00:41:18,477 --> 00:41:21,647
it's you who has given me
the insight, the wisdom,
763
00:41:22,231 --> 00:41:23,774
to ascend the throne of Heaven.
764
00:41:25,817 --> 00:41:29,530
Some might say you've been a godsend.
765
00:41:30,822 --> 00:41:31,698
(chuckles)
766
00:41:42,334 --> 00:41:43,210
(sighs)
767
00:41:55,847 --> 00:41:59,560
I, Lucifer Morningstar, the Devil,
768
00:42:00,561 --> 00:42:04,940
have returned to Heaven
to rule as God Almighty.
769
00:42:06,775 --> 00:42:08,944
And it's all thanks to one woman.
770
00:42:10,362 --> 00:42:12,447
A woman with the mind of a genius,
771
00:42:13,323 --> 00:42:15,033
the patience of a saint.
772
00:42:16,451 --> 00:42:20,205
A woman I adore with all of my heart.
773
00:42:21,957 --> 00:42:26,211
The greatest therapist
the world has ever known,
774
00:42:26,295 --> 00:42:29,423
Dr. Linda Martin, MD,
775
00:42:29,506 --> 00:42:35,262
PsyD, PhD, MA, MPhil,
776
00:42:35,345 --> 00:42:38,432
Master in Science, Master in Technology,
777
00:42:38,515 --> 00:42:40,183
Master of the Universe, Ma--
778
00:42:40,892 --> 00:42:43,520
This is preposterous.
779
00:42:43,604 --> 00:42:45,897
(chuckles) I mean, socks with sandals?
780
00:42:45,981 --> 00:42:47,608
What? Your dad wore them.
781
00:42:47,691 --> 00:42:50,527
But, Linda,
is this what you really think happens?
782
00:42:51,153 --> 00:42:53,363
I don't know what's going to happen.
783
00:42:53,947 --> 00:42:56,908
I've been the therapist to the Devil
for the last five years,
784
00:42:56,992 --> 00:42:58,827
and I still couldn't
get him ready to be God.
785
00:42:59,578 --> 00:43:02,748
-(hesitates) I'm a failure.
-(Lucifer sighs)
786
00:43:02,831 --> 00:43:05,626
So I wrote a fake ending
to make myself feel better.
787
00:43:05,709 --> 00:43:08,337
Okay, so seriously, why are you bleeding?
788
00:43:08,420 --> 00:43:10,172
Oh, my daughter shot me.
789
00:43:10,255 --> 00:43:11,381
What?
790
00:43:11,465 --> 00:43:13,842
No, don't worry.
It was completely consensual.
791
00:43:13,925 --> 00:43:16,428
I self-actualized vulnerability
to prove a point.
792
00:43:18,805 --> 00:43:19,806
Lucifer…
793
00:43:21,058 --> 00:43:23,268
your conscious and subconscious mind
794
00:43:23,977 --> 00:43:25,771
are finally acting in concert.
795
00:43:27,272 --> 00:43:28,565
Do you know what this means?
796
00:43:30,025 --> 00:43:30,901
That…
797
00:43:31,693 --> 00:43:36,031
I no longer have to let my wings choose
whether or not I'm gonna be God.
798
00:43:47,626 --> 00:43:48,460
(gasps)
799
00:43:50,545 --> 00:43:51,588
Chloe: So…
800
00:43:53,715 --> 00:43:55,634
you're finally ready to be God.
801
00:43:57,469 --> 00:43:58,303
I am.
802
00:43:59,971 --> 00:44:02,766
I am ready to be God.
803
00:44:02,849 --> 00:44:05,894
(inhales, exhales)
804
00:44:09,981 --> 00:44:11,483
But I'm choosing not to be.
805
00:44:13,235 --> 00:44:14,319
What?
806
00:44:14,403 --> 00:44:17,280
Reading the doctor's
ridiculous denouement,
807
00:44:17,364 --> 00:44:21,076
reliving everything that
we've been through here on Earth,
808
00:44:21,743 --> 00:44:26,206
seeing how certain you are
about who you are, what you are…
809
00:44:26,915 --> 00:44:28,667
It's made me realize, I--
810
00:44:29,584 --> 00:44:31,503
I don't want to be God.
811
00:44:33,088 --> 00:44:34,715
-(Linda sighs)
-So I'm not going to be.
812
00:44:35,757 --> 00:44:38,427
I mean, I think, deep down, I've--
813
00:44:39,177 --> 00:44:41,888
I've always known
it wasn't really my calling.
814
00:44:42,472 --> 00:44:43,390
I-- I…
815
00:44:44,015 --> 00:44:46,184
I've no idea what my calling is,
816
00:44:46,268 --> 00:44:48,395
but I do know it's not me being God.
817
00:44:50,063 --> 00:44:52,232
I hope you're not
too disappointed by that.
818
00:44:52,315 --> 00:44:54,401
No, I'm not disappointed.
819
00:44:56,027 --> 00:44:58,530
I could never be
disappointed by who you are.
820
00:44:59,614 --> 00:45:01,032
I told you, I trust you.
821
00:45:02,951 --> 00:45:07,289
I have no idea why
you always have so much faith in me.
822
00:45:08,498 --> 00:45:09,666
(chuckles)
823
00:45:12,043 --> 00:45:12,919
Rory: I do.
824
00:45:18,091 --> 00:45:23,138
I mean, my whole life I listened to Mom
talk about how much she loved you.
825
00:45:25,098 --> 00:45:28,226
Uh, kind of felt sorry for her, honestly.
826
00:45:29,686 --> 00:45:34,524
But reading this,
I get to see things from the other side.
827
00:45:35,192 --> 00:45:37,402
-(gasping)
-Chloe.
828
00:45:37,486 --> 00:45:38,904
I don't wanna die.
829
00:45:38,987 --> 00:45:40,113
I won't let you.
830
00:45:40,197 --> 00:45:43,116
-(gunshots)
-(shouting)
831
00:45:43,200 --> 00:45:48,079
If you're up there,
all I ask is that you protect Chloe.
832
00:45:48,163 --> 00:45:50,457
(screams)
833
00:45:50,540 --> 00:45:53,293
♫ "Found" by Jacob Banks playing ♫
834
00:45:55,170 --> 00:45:56,963
Detective! No!
835
00:45:57,047 --> 00:45:59,049
(grunts, gasps)
836
00:45:59,132 --> 00:46:00,425
You're okay.
837
00:46:03,386 --> 00:46:05,639
-(thudding)
-(gasps)
838
00:46:10,477 --> 00:46:14,856
♫ What do I put in a hole
Inside the ground? ♫
839
00:46:16,733 --> 00:46:19,027
♫ Oh, I'm falling higher ♫
840
00:46:21,363 --> 00:46:23,615
♫ Flying deeper ♫
841
00:46:23,698 --> 00:46:26,701
♫ Oh, the love I found ♫
842
00:46:30,163 --> 00:46:35,043
♫ What do I do with this smile
Trapped in my mouth? ♫
843
00:46:38,171 --> 00:46:42,926
♫ How do I prove
There's a ghost this time around? ♫
844
00:46:44,386 --> 00:46:47,097
♫ It's like catching fire ♫
845
00:46:48,723 --> 00:46:51,393
♫ Walking on water ♪
846
00:46:51,476 --> 00:46:55,313
♫ Oh, the love I found ♫
847
00:46:57,774 --> 00:47:02,654
♫ Say the word
And I'll burn it all ♫
848
00:47:05,824 --> 00:47:10,412
♫ Play the chord
And I'll bleed some more… ♪
849
00:47:13,748 --> 00:47:17,252
I choose you, Chloe.
850
00:47:19,504 --> 00:47:21,798
Because I love you.
851
00:47:24,926 --> 00:47:28,013
It's, uh, good to know that he loved you--
852
00:47:29,431 --> 00:47:31,391
Loves you back.
853
00:47:31,975 --> 00:47:34,811
Rory, I hope that you know now
854
00:47:34,895 --> 00:47:38,106
that he feels
the exact same way about you.
855
00:47:41,276 --> 00:47:43,111
Yeah, I think I do.
856
00:47:43,862 --> 00:47:49,242
The emotional progress you're
all making here is really so beautiful.
857
00:47:49,326 --> 00:47:51,202
But, you know, it almost makes me forget
858
00:47:51,286 --> 00:47:53,455
about the whole
"end of the world" situation.
859
00:47:53,538 --> 00:47:57,000
Oh, right, that. Buzzkill Doctor.
860
00:47:57,083 --> 00:47:58,627
(sighs) Well, don't worry.
861
00:47:58,710 --> 00:48:02,589
I'm sure, uh,
Amenadiel will figure it out. (chuckles)
862
00:48:02,672 --> 00:48:03,757
He always does.
863
00:48:11,097 --> 00:48:12,933
-Hey.
-Hey.
864
00:48:17,270 --> 00:48:18,271
So…
865
00:48:22,567 --> 00:48:24,069
Thanks for picking me up.
866
00:48:25,779 --> 00:48:26,696
Yeah.
867
00:48:28,657 --> 00:48:29,658
Sorry I…
868
00:48:30,617 --> 00:48:32,827
kind of ditched you at the wedding.
869
00:48:34,746 --> 00:48:36,206
Big emergency.
870
00:48:38,750 --> 00:48:42,545
You ever have one of those friends that,
every time they have a problem,
871
00:48:42,629 --> 00:48:43,880
it winds up becoming--
872
00:48:43,964 --> 00:48:45,340
The end of the world?
873
00:48:45,423 --> 00:48:48,385
Yeah, well, I'm--
I'm really glad that you get it
874
00:48:48,468 --> 00:48:52,847
because I've got five of those.
875
00:48:54,975 --> 00:48:56,935
Six, I guess.
876
00:48:58,478 --> 00:49:00,438
(sighs) Just so you know.
877
00:49:01,106 --> 00:49:02,065
Okay.
878
00:49:03,900 --> 00:49:05,443
So what's the word, then?
879
00:49:05,527 --> 00:49:08,238
Is the crisis averted or…?
880
00:49:08,321 --> 00:49:09,531
Not yet.
881
00:49:11,866 --> 00:49:14,577
But, you know,
given everything we've been through,
882
00:49:14,661 --> 00:49:18,456
I'd say I'm cautiously optimistic.
883
00:49:19,874 --> 00:49:21,334
-Good.
-(Ella sighs)
884
00:49:22,794 --> 00:49:24,671
I'm so sorry, I know…
885
00:49:26,006 --> 00:49:29,509
I know that's like,
"Welcome to Vague Town, population you."
886
00:49:30,885 --> 00:49:34,639
Carol, I really wish
that I could tell you more.
887
00:49:34,723 --> 00:49:36,182
I-- I do, but…
888
00:49:38,852 --> 00:49:41,021
It's just not my secret to share.
889
00:49:41,104 --> 00:49:42,605
(chuckling) Ella…
890
00:49:45,150 --> 00:49:46,401
That's fine.
891
00:49:47,193 --> 00:49:48,403
I know who you are.
892
00:49:49,195 --> 00:49:52,699
And-- and I trust our relationship,
so you don't have to--
893
00:49:54,409 --> 00:49:56,494
You don't have to worry about that.
We're good.
894
00:49:58,538 --> 00:50:04,085
Listen, you-- you don't have to know
every little detail about someone
895
00:50:04,169 --> 00:50:07,672
as long as you already know their heart.
896
00:50:09,090 --> 00:50:10,091
Right.
897
00:50:11,092 --> 00:50:12,093
Right.
898
00:50:29,152 --> 00:50:30,653
Couldn't save the world.
899
00:50:34,074 --> 00:50:36,993
Didn't even realize
that my client of five years
900
00:50:37,077 --> 00:50:39,120
didn't wanna become God.
901
00:50:39,204 --> 00:50:40,246
(scoffs)
902
00:50:40,330 --> 00:50:42,457
The world's greatest therapist, my ass.
903
00:50:42,540 --> 00:50:47,962
-More like "World's Biggest Fraud."
-(scoffs) Doctor, sit down.
904
00:50:50,048 --> 00:50:53,551
Now, you may not have helped me
ascend the throne of Heaven,
905
00:50:54,052 --> 00:50:55,220
but you did help.
906
00:50:57,055 --> 00:50:58,515
-Really?
-Yes.
907
00:50:59,808 --> 00:51:04,312
You have helped me
learn to put others first.
908
00:51:05,688 --> 00:51:09,109
You helped me repair relationships
that had been broken for… (groans)
909
00:51:09,692 --> 00:51:11,861
…well, millennia.
910
00:51:13,238 --> 00:51:17,283
You've helped me truly connect
with the love of my life.
911
00:51:20,036 --> 00:51:22,122
Dr. Linda Martin,
912
00:51:23,873 --> 00:51:27,085
"P-h-y" and all those things. (laughs)
913
00:51:27,669 --> 00:51:29,295
In our time together,
914
00:51:29,379 --> 00:51:32,882
you managed to do something not even
God Almighty was able to accomplish.
915
00:51:35,093 --> 00:51:36,845
You've made me a better man.
916
00:51:44,185 --> 00:51:45,812
Thank you, Lucifer.
917
00:51:48,940 --> 00:51:52,026
That's the best compliment
a therapist could receive.
918
00:51:53,611 --> 00:51:54,779
(exhales)
919
00:52:01,286 --> 00:52:03,872
-(sighs)
-Mmm.
920
00:52:05,415 --> 00:52:06,541
Doctor.
921
00:52:07,709 --> 00:52:11,462
-Doctor!
-(gasps) Sorry. Whoa. Sorr--
922
00:52:12,505 --> 00:52:13,590
(sighs)
923
00:52:13,673 --> 00:52:16,926
-It's just been the longest day ever.
-Hasn't it?
924
00:52:17,010 --> 00:52:18,386
So, if you'll excuse me,
925
00:52:18,469 --> 00:52:22,599
I have a very important appointment
with a warm, soft bed.
926
00:52:23,683 --> 00:52:24,976
A well-earned rest.
927
00:52:41,576 --> 00:52:44,412
♫ "I Just Want to Thank You"
by Big John Hamilton playing ♫
928
00:52:48,208 --> 00:52:49,125
♫ I-I-I… ♫
929
00:52:49,209 --> 00:52:50,919
(laughs)
930
00:52:51,586 --> 00:52:53,546
♫ Just wanna thank you… ♪
931
00:52:53,630 --> 00:52:55,006
(sighs)
932
00:52:55,089 --> 00:53:00,261
♫ For this feeling that I feel ♫
933
00:53:01,930 --> 00:53:04,224
♫ I-I-I… ♪
934
00:53:05,308 --> 00:53:07,769
♫ Just wanna thank you… ♪
935
00:53:07,852 --> 00:53:12,774
-(sighs)
-(wings flap)
936
00:53:15,443 --> 00:53:17,904
♫ I just wanna thank you… ♪
937
00:53:18,905 --> 00:53:20,823
I know why the world is ending.
938
00:53:22,158 --> 00:53:23,451
We need to talk.
939
00:53:25,578 --> 00:53:27,664
(sighs) Bollocks.
77646
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