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(Lucifer gasping) Who are you?
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I'm your daughter!
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(panting) That's impossible.
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And yet here I am.
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Lucifer: I never met you before.
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Well, I guess that's what happens
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when you abandon your child
before she's even born.
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-Did not.
-Did too.
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-Did not.
-Did too!
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(splutters, laughs) Okay.
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Look, you can't be my daughter
because angels can't procreate.
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Amenadiel did.
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Not helping, Daniel.
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Lucifer, look me in the eyes and tell me.
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-(sighs)
-Tell me I'm not your daughter!
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Will this little paternity test get you
to holster these wings of death?
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(grunts)
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(exhales)
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Thank you.
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(gasps, pants)
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Now…
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(panting)
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…can I get you a drink or a Xanax, maybe?
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Oh! Fine, fine. (exhales)
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(sighs) I don't believe this.
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(chuckles)
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Well, I'm sorry, but you can't be.
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-Well, I am!
-Boo!
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Look, I'm sorry that
your father abandoned you. Truly.
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I know how painful that is,
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but I promise you,
you are not my daughter.
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(grunts)
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You know what?
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I'm actually glad you abandoned me.
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(inhales) Wouldn't want you
to be my dad anyway.
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(wings flapping)
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Who was that?
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And how's it possible
there's an angel I've never met?
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I don't know, but you're welcome.
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"You're welcome"?
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Yeah.
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So…
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beam me up!
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Oh, Daniel.
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You know that I want to help you,
but we've been through this before.
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-That's not how it works!
-Yeah, I know.
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I know it's all about my own guilt,
but I figured it out, man.
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You see, I was feeling guilty
for betraying you to Michael,
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but I just saved your life,
so even-steven. Huh?
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Up we go!
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Come on.
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Why am I still here?
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Well, you must feel guilty
about something else.
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(exhales)
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Or maybe you actually have
no idea how any of this works.
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As former ruler of Hell,
and soon-to-be ruler of the full monty,
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I believe I'm the only one
who knows how any of this works.
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Really? Well, you had no idea that
you were able to bring me up to Earth,
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and yet here I am, in the flesh.
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Kind of.
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Of course I knew that.
I just didn't think it was for the best.
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So you did know?
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And yet you still left me
in ping-pong purgatory
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to return Belios' pathetic backhand
for thousands of years?
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Exactly.
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Wow.
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(inhales) You know what, man?
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You have no idea what's right for me.
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You stay away from me.
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Daniel.
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(sighs)
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-(rock music playing)
-♫ I can't get you out of my head ♫
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♫ Can't get you out of my head ♪
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♫ I gotta bury the dead ♫
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-Chloe.
-Hi.
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So, since we went to Hell,
I've been thinking a lot about Heaven.
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(chuckles) Like, all night.
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And since you're finally
ready to become God
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and I will be your partner up there,
I have a few questions.
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Do you have a second?
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-I was on my way to see Amenadiel.
-Okay, so number one.
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Time goes much faster in Hell
than it does on Earth,
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so is it the same in Heaven?
I mean, say I'm up there for a year.
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How long am I gone on Earth,
for, like, a minute?
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And then number two, if that is the case,
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would Trixie even notice
if I'm gone for the day?
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Because I've just been so nervous
to talk to her about this, you know,
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the Heaven of all of it.
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-And then speaking of teleportation.
-We were speaking of teleportation?
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Are you even gonna have time
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to fly me up and down every time,
or are you gonna,
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what, blink your eyes
and beam me up whenever you want to?
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Why does everyone think
"beaming up" is a thing?
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Look, everything is going to be fine.
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Like I keep saying,
when I'm God, I will figure things out.
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Okay.
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Okay, I'm sorry.
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I just, y-you know…
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I have no idea what to expect.
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As you know,
when I get nervous, I investigate.
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I know you do, Detective. (chuckles)
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But there's nothing to be scared about,
I promise. I'll be right there beside you.
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Okay.
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(chuckles)
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(exhales) I can't believe
this is finally happening.
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(chuckles, groans)
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What's wrong?
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Well, I just need to take care
of a little misunderstanding first.
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What happened?
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-Is it Dan? Did you find him?
-No, Daniel is…
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He's fine. Um…
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No, this is something else,
which will be cleared up in no time,
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and then we will be off to Heaven.
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And we will figure things out together.
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Okay?
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Okay.
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(chuckles)
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Brother!
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Why haven't you answered my calls?
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There has been
a catastrophic miscarriage of justice.
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Is this another excuse
to put off being God?
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No, no, this is about some rando angel
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flying around,
accusing me of being her father.
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An angel that we don't know about.
Describe her.
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Well, I don't know.
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Early 20s. Resting mean face.
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Loves blaming others.
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Combative, rebellious
and says that I abandoned her.
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Hmm. Sounds like someone I know.
Maybe she is your daughter, Lucy.
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Ha-ha! Do I need to remind you
that angels cannot produce offspring?
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And need I remind you of your nephew?
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(groans) Well, that's different.
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You subconsciously
wanted to get closer to humanity,
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so you lost your powers
and made a baby. A human baby.
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This girl's an angel,
and I may do a lot of sinful things,
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but incest is not on the list.
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Well, you have certainly
slept with plenty of humans, so…
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Wait a minute.
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If you made an angel child
with one of them, then…
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then perhaps there's still a chance
Charlie could grow up to be an angel.
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Maybe his wings will pop out at puberty!
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Oh, yes, the three signs of puberty.
Acne, pubes and wings.
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Can we focus on my problem, please?
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Yes, yes, yes, okay.
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Well, Charlie appears to be growing
at a normal human rate.
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So I think we can assume that
your half-human baby would do the same.
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So, the only way
that you could be this girl's father is
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if you were on Earth around 20 years ago
when she was conceived.
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And had sex with a woman.
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I just assumed that every time you were
on Earth you had sex with a woman.
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Not always a woman, brother.
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True, true.
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-Well, were you on Earth in the late '90s?
-Of course not.
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Who wants to visit the '90s?
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Frosted tips? Dial-up? Creed?
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Oh, hang on.
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Hang on, I did pop up
to celebrate the end of the '90s.
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Falcons/Broncos Super Bowl, '99, Miami.
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Epic party.
Lots of bodies, very few clothes.
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It's starting to sound like
congratulations are in order.
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Keep the champagne corked, brother.
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She is not my daughter.
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♫ I'm feeling that
Rum-dig-a-dum da-dum dum da-di-da ♪
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♫ Love how you vibe on it ♪
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♫ Rum-dig-a-dum da-dum dum da-di-da
Like a song on repeat ♪
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Hey, Daddy.
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No, that's where
you're mistaken, buddy boy.
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I am here to prove that I…
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am nobody's daddy.
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(rock music playing)
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♫ My head is in the clouds
That's where I stay at ♫
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♫ I'm never coming down
It's just my place, yeah! ♪
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♫ No, you can't touch me now
From outer space, yeah! ♪
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♫ I'm never slowing down… ♫
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Wait, so nobody can see me?
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Hey!
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What's up, everybody?
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So no one can hear me?
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Can you hear me? Whoo! Whoo! Whoo!
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This really sucks. (panting)
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(sighs)
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Ella. Yes!
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If any human can see me, you can.
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You're the most spiritual person I know.
Yes!
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Ella! It's me.
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It's Dan.
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Can you hear me?
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Ella!
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(shouts) Can you hear me?
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Ella!
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Dan, is that you?
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Wait, can you smell me? (gasps, sniffs)
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(exhales) You recognize my Axe body wash?
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Is that what it is? This is great!
This is great! I'm right here, look!
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-Smell that, come on!
-Oh, man.
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Not only does this report say
that you are just a regular old bullfrog
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with zero traces of the supernatural,
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you are also stinking up my lab,
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Dan.
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-(frog croaking)
-(sighs)
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Thanks for the false hope, buddy.
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And just so you know,
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she only named you "Dan"
because she misses me.
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(croaking)
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Can you see me?
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Hey.
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-(chuckles)
-I feel it too, little guy.
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My sixth sense? Off the charts.
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It's like an M. Night Shyamalan movie
up in here.
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I don't know what's going on,
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but I'm gonna figure it out.
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(gasps) It's me.
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(chuckles) Ella, it's me!
That's what you're sensing.
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I'm right here! Ella, come on! Please!
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But first, you, my slimy friend,
are in serious need of a spa day.
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Whoo!
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Ella.
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-(knock on door)
-Chloe: Linda!
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Yes, hello.
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Linda.
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(Chloe and Linda) Hi!
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Hey, has Lucifer stopped by?
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Um, I haven't seen him.
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Is everything okay?
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Chloe: Oh, um, yeah.
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Yeah, I'm sure it's fine.
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He just had to run a little errand
before we start our new job in Heaven.
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You're worried he's putting it off again?
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No, but it's a little weird
he hasn't returned my texts or calls.
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I mean, I'm nervous about the God thing,
so maybe he is too.
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He's probably just off somewhere
trying to deal with that.
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It's just, he hasn't done this since--
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February 2, 2017.
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Mm-hmm.
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When he disappeared to Vegas
and married Candy Morningstar.
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Mm-hmm.
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But what are the chances he'd run off
to Vegas and marry a stripper twice?
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(chuckles)
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Okay, but maybe-- maybe
what you're really worried about
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is maintaining your hard-fought level
of communication and trust.
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Yeah, I mean, our relationship,
our partnership has come so far.
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I just-- I just don't know why
he wouldn't just tell me what he's up to.
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Well, you're both
past the point of guessing games.
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Why don't you ask him?
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Right. Yes, I can-- I'll just find…
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00:12:50,771 --> 00:12:53,065
Find out where he is,
and, yeah, I'll just ask him.
249
00:12:53,148 --> 00:12:54,149
There's, um…
250
00:12:54,233 --> 00:12:57,152
(chuckles) …this app I have that
sort of just tells me where he is.
251
00:12:57,236 --> 00:12:58,612
(chimes)
252
00:12:58,695 --> 00:12:59,613
He's where?
253
00:13:02,991 --> 00:13:04,993
Mazikeen:
So I just sent you the info you wanted,
254
00:13:05,077 --> 00:13:06,995
but you gotta tell me what this is about.
255
00:13:07,079 --> 00:13:08,497
Call it a finder's fee.
256
00:13:08,580 --> 00:13:11,083
A young lady playing
"Pin the tail on the daddy"
257
00:13:11,166 --> 00:13:12,626
picked me as the ass.
258
00:13:12,709 --> 00:13:14,336
Well, good thing you're shooting blanks,
259
00:13:14,419 --> 00:13:17,005
or you'd have what,
10,000 Lucifer juniors running around?
260
00:13:17,089 --> 00:13:19,341
Ten-thousand seems a tad superfluous.
261
00:13:19,424 --> 00:13:21,552
Well, you did come down here
for one night in the '90s
262
00:13:21,635 --> 00:13:24,137
and managed to orgy it up with 36 people.
263
00:13:24,221 --> 00:13:25,681
It was Y2K!
264
00:13:25,764 --> 00:13:28,517
People were getting jiggy with it
left, right and center.
265
00:13:28,600 --> 00:13:30,686
(scoffs) Anyway,
did you manage to locate the women
266
00:13:30,769 --> 00:13:32,813
who gave birth to daughters
nine months later?
267
00:13:32,896 --> 00:13:35,691
Yeah, addresses for the four women
are in your inbox.
268
00:13:35,774 --> 00:13:37,901
Numero uno is the only one still in Miami.
269
00:13:37,985 --> 00:13:41,238
A dance teacher.
Ana Christina Perez Del Rio.
270
00:13:41,321 --> 00:13:44,700
Excellent. All I have to do is verify that
none of those women's daughters
271
00:13:44,783 --> 00:13:47,911
are the girl that showed up
at the penthouse, then it'll be clear.
272
00:13:47,995 --> 00:13:49,454
There's no way that kid is mine.
273
00:13:49,538 --> 00:13:51,623
Can't wait to watch the rerun
on Jerry Springer.
274
00:13:51,707 --> 00:13:52,541
Very funny.
275
00:13:52,624 --> 00:13:55,419
-(dance music playing)
-(woman) Great job!
276
00:13:55,502 --> 00:13:57,296
Work it, work it!
277
00:13:59,298 --> 00:14:02,134
More hips. Move those hips, come on!
278
00:14:02,217 --> 00:14:03,635
Nice job.
279
00:14:03,719 --> 00:14:05,220
(chuckles) Yes!
280
00:14:05,304 --> 00:14:06,638
Lucifer?
281
00:14:06,722 --> 00:14:10,309
I never thought I'd see you again.
You haven't changed a bit.
282
00:14:10,392 --> 00:14:14,021
Well, last time I saw you,
you were a Denver Broncos cheerleader.
283
00:14:14,104 --> 00:14:16,523
-Well…
-(laughing) Oh.
284
00:14:17,232 --> 00:14:18,066
Yes.
285
00:14:18,150 --> 00:14:19,443
We need to talk.
286
00:14:20,152 --> 00:14:23,113
-I do love a bit of salsa, on my chips.
-(laughing)
287
00:14:23,196 --> 00:14:25,407
I have missed your jokes. Mmm!
288
00:14:25,490 --> 00:14:28,201
-And a lot of other things too.
-I'm sure you have.
289
00:14:29,328 --> 00:14:32,039
People change. Except you, apparently.
290
00:14:32,122 --> 00:14:36,335
Ugh. Well, I certainly hope I'm the same
childless man I was back in '99.
291
00:14:36,960 --> 00:14:40,088
Don't lie. Is it good genes or Botox?
292
00:14:40,172 --> 00:14:41,131
Immortality.
293
00:14:41,214 --> 00:14:42,758
You should check out our next class.
294
00:14:42,841 --> 00:14:45,761
-I'm here on business and not pleasure.
-Oh.
295
00:14:45,844 --> 00:14:48,096
Is this your daughter?
296
00:14:48,180 --> 00:14:49,348
Kind of hard to tell.
297
00:14:49,431 --> 00:14:52,059
How about now?
298
00:14:52,142 --> 00:14:53,101
What are you playing at?
299
00:14:53,185 --> 00:14:56,813
Well, I'm trying to prove
that your daughter isn't also my daughter,
300
00:14:56,897 --> 00:15:00,359
so if you wouldn't mind showing me
a photograph or a picture…
301
00:15:00,442 --> 00:15:04,237
No need to worry, Lucifer, I always
triple-checked my IUD before an orgy.
302
00:15:04,321 --> 00:15:07,658
Lovely, I'm sure you did.
Irrespective of that, uh, a picture?
303
00:15:07,741 --> 00:15:10,786
Uh, or a tattoo. (scoffs)
304
00:15:10,869 --> 00:15:12,955
Thank me. I'm not the dad.
305
00:15:13,538 --> 00:15:16,625
One down, three to disprove.
I'm not the father. (chuckles)
306
00:15:16,708 --> 00:15:18,543
(sighs) Well,
she looks refreshingly unfamiliar.
307
00:15:18,627 --> 00:15:20,253
Thank me, I'm not the dad!
308
00:15:20,337 --> 00:15:22,881
(woman laughs) I mean, yeah, you?
A father?
309
00:15:22,965 --> 00:15:24,257
That'd be disastrous.
310
00:15:24,341 --> 00:15:25,467
I beg your pardon.
311
00:15:25,550 --> 00:15:27,052
You're not the sticking-around type.
312
00:15:27,135 --> 00:15:28,136
No offense.
313
00:15:29,846 --> 00:15:31,014
Offense taken.
314
00:15:31,098 --> 00:15:33,016
I'd be a great father,
thank you very much.
315
00:15:33,100 --> 00:15:35,352
In fact, I'm about to be World's Best Dad
316
00:15:35,435 --> 00:15:37,479
to seven billion people. So…
317
00:15:38,063 --> 00:15:42,776
Hmm, well, if you wanna be a dad so bad,
318
00:15:42,859 --> 00:15:44,361
maybe there's still time.
319
00:15:44,444 --> 00:15:46,780
My divorce just finalized,
320
00:15:46,863 --> 00:15:49,866
and I'm ready to party like it's 1999.
321
00:15:49,950 --> 00:15:52,869
I-- I'm sorry,
but I'm not that same male slut
322
00:15:52,953 --> 00:15:55,998
that you had sex with
many, many times that night.
323
00:15:56,081 --> 00:15:57,499
I do stick around these days.
324
00:15:57,582 --> 00:16:01,211
Eliza, what are you doing?
I told you, I've evolved! (chuckles)
325
00:16:01,920 --> 00:16:02,838
Lucifer!
326
00:16:04,506 --> 00:16:06,091
You haven't changed at all.
327
00:16:06,174 --> 00:16:07,300
(splutters)
328
00:16:09,386 --> 00:16:10,220
Chloe!
329
00:16:10,303 --> 00:16:13,682
I can't believe you were halfway across
the country, and you didn't even tell me.
330
00:16:13,765 --> 00:16:16,393
-I thought you were better than this.
-Better than what?
331
00:16:16,476 --> 00:16:18,562
Than running off again.
What'd you marry her too?
332
00:16:18,645 --> 00:16:21,398
I'm just here to prove she's
not the mother of my illegitimate child.
333
00:16:21,481 --> 00:16:23,859
Child? What child?
334
00:16:24,609 --> 00:16:27,988
(sighs) Look,
a young lady broke into my penthouse,
335
00:16:28,071 --> 00:16:31,533
acting like the devil's spawn
and claiming to be one, to boot.
336
00:16:32,367 --> 00:16:34,244
-But angels can't--
-Exactly.
337
00:16:34,327 --> 00:16:35,704
-Except Amenadiel because--
-Right.
338
00:16:35,787 --> 00:16:38,957
-So the woman who came to see you…
-Is deeply confused, precisely.
339
00:16:39,041 --> 00:16:40,208
Hmm?
340
00:16:40,292 --> 00:16:43,503
-So, we're all good now, right?
-No.
341
00:16:43,587 --> 00:16:45,088
No, we're not all good.
342
00:16:45,172 --> 00:16:47,340
All this talk about being partners.
343
00:16:47,424 --> 00:16:50,218
-Why would you keep this from me?
-I didn't see the need to upset you.
344
00:16:50,302 --> 00:16:51,678
-I'm not upset.
-(glass cracks)
345
00:16:53,847 --> 00:16:56,391
Well, your super strength
is suggesting otherwise.
346
00:16:58,977 --> 00:17:02,731
Look, I am sorry. I should have told you.
347
00:17:05,358 --> 00:17:08,695
Just promise me, no more secrets, okay?
348
00:17:08,779 --> 00:17:11,323
Absolutely. I promise.
349
00:17:11,406 --> 00:17:14,743
(inhales) Good news is, there's
only one woman left on the list, so…
350
00:17:15,535 --> 00:17:16,495
What list?
351
00:17:17,245 --> 00:17:18,246
Uh…
352
00:17:22,125 --> 00:17:24,628
-Lucifer, are you still here?
-Mazikeen: Oh, no.
353
00:17:24,711 --> 00:17:28,715
This is giving me, like,
generic demon bounty-hunter vibes.
354
00:17:28,799 --> 00:17:30,175
I wanna feel special.
355
00:17:31,343 --> 00:17:34,721
(sighs) Oh, Maze! Thank God.
356
00:17:35,305 --> 00:17:38,975
I have been looking
for someone to talk to all day.
357
00:17:39,559 --> 00:17:42,813
I mean, I went to visit Ella.
Of course, she couldn't see me.
358
00:17:42,896 --> 00:17:45,107
But I mean, you can see me, right, Maze?
359
00:17:45,190 --> 00:17:46,066
Maze?
360
00:17:46,858 --> 00:17:47,776
Maze.
361
00:17:48,944 --> 00:17:50,028
I don't get it.
362
00:17:50,737 --> 00:17:51,780
I don't get it.
363
00:17:51,863 --> 00:17:54,199
Dan the stupid frog can see me,
but you can't.
364
00:17:54,282 --> 00:17:57,911
Can somebody please,
please just tell me the rules?
365
00:17:57,994 --> 00:18:01,373
Mnh-mnh.
No, way less peg on the ankle, Milan.
366
00:18:01,456 --> 00:18:02,874
I don't wanna look like Dan.
367
00:18:02,958 --> 00:18:05,252
(chuckles)
Oh, yes, that would be a tragedy.
368
00:18:05,335 --> 00:18:06,461
Poor guy.
369
00:18:06,545 --> 00:18:08,380
His pants were always so tight.
370
00:18:08,463 --> 00:18:10,924
That's all you have to say, huh?
371
00:18:12,050 --> 00:18:15,345
The first time anyone
said anything about me since I got back,
372
00:18:15,428 --> 00:18:17,806
except to name a stupid frog after me,
373
00:18:17,889 --> 00:18:20,058
is to take a dump on my fashion sense?
374
00:18:20,142 --> 00:18:24,187
Well, you know what?
I am glad you can't see me!
375
00:18:24,271 --> 00:18:25,647
And another thing!
376
00:18:25,730 --> 00:18:31,069
Everybody knows that LA
is way too hot for leather!
377
00:18:34,114 --> 00:18:36,616
-Lazman hazeh. Mazel tov.
-(baby crying)
378
00:18:36,700 --> 00:18:38,952
-(all) Mazel tov!
-(man laughs)
379
00:18:39,035 --> 00:18:42,414
I haven't been to a bris
since little baby Sigmund's.
380
00:18:42,497 --> 00:18:45,167
-Really?
-Yes, the mohel made a Freudian snip.
381
00:18:45,250 --> 00:18:46,710
-(chuckling)
-(baby crying)
382
00:18:46,793 --> 00:18:49,796
So Maze said the last person
on the list works here?
383
00:18:49,880 --> 00:18:52,299
Hmm. Esther Barnum. (sighs)
384
00:18:53,216 --> 00:18:54,176
And there she is.
385
00:18:55,844 --> 00:19:00,265
Well, a rabbi. I can see why you two
would have a special connection.
386
00:19:01,141 --> 00:19:02,017
Hmm?
387
00:19:03,226 --> 00:19:05,812
(chuckles) No, our special connection
388
00:19:05,896 --> 00:19:08,064
lasted about 15 very shallow minutes.
389
00:19:08,148 --> 00:19:09,858
I doubt I even made an impression.
390
00:19:09,941 --> 00:19:10,859
Lucifer!
391
00:19:13,195 --> 00:19:17,490
-Oh.
-(both laughing)
392
00:19:18,491 --> 00:19:23,163
I have waited 22 years
to tell you how much you changed my life.
393
00:19:23,747 --> 00:19:25,582
-Chloe: Oh.
-Uh, for the worse?
394
00:19:25,665 --> 00:19:29,419
(chuckles) No! You left a mark on my soul.
395
00:19:30,378 --> 00:19:31,213
Oh.
396
00:19:31,296 --> 00:19:33,256
You're the reason I became a rabbi.
397
00:19:34,007 --> 00:19:36,176
Oh. Because I brought out
her deepest desires.
398
00:19:36,259 --> 00:19:37,802
(laughs) It could've happened to anyone.
399
00:19:38,386 --> 00:19:40,513
Yes, it's lovely to see you again, Esther.
400
00:19:40,597 --> 00:19:44,517
Um, if you wouldn't mind
showing us a photograph of your daughter…
401
00:19:45,435 --> 00:19:46,937
Not in a creepy way.
402
00:19:47,020 --> 00:19:47,979
…then we'll be off.
403
00:19:48,063 --> 00:19:49,064
Is this about Mira?
404
00:19:50,148 --> 00:19:52,525
-Mira?
-You heard from her? Did you find her?
405
00:19:53,193 --> 00:19:55,070
Um, did something happen to her?
406
00:19:56,446 --> 00:19:58,698
She ran away, five years ago.
407
00:19:58,782 --> 00:20:01,952
-I even hired a private detective.
-Hmm.
408
00:20:02,035 --> 00:20:04,120
This is one
of the last pictures I have of her.
409
00:20:04,704 --> 00:20:05,997
Oh, well, that settles it.
410
00:20:06,081 --> 00:20:08,541
I'll take "I am not the father"
for 200 please, Alex.
411
00:20:08,625 --> 00:20:10,210
You barely even looked at the photo.
412
00:20:10,293 --> 00:20:13,672
I don't need to, because the girl in
my penthouse had pink streaks in her hair,
413
00:20:13,755 --> 00:20:15,173
heavy eyeliner, angry eyebrows.
414
00:20:15,257 --> 00:20:17,592
-That sounds like Mira.
-It does?
415
00:20:17,676 --> 00:20:20,679
She was always a troubled girl.
Upset a lot.
416
00:20:20,762 --> 00:20:22,973
-And she always wanted to dye her hair.
-Oh.
417
00:20:23,974 --> 00:20:25,433
Why did Mira run away?
418
00:20:26,726 --> 00:20:31,022
-She was looking for her father.
-And you named me as the unlucky chap?
419
00:20:31,564 --> 00:20:34,943
To be honest, I don't know who her dad is.
420
00:20:35,986 --> 00:20:39,239
-I was a different person back then.
-Hmm. Me too.
421
00:20:39,823 --> 00:20:42,450
I tried to be enough for Mira, but…
422
00:20:43,368 --> 00:20:44,828
she wanted answers.
423
00:20:46,246 --> 00:20:47,956
Missing a child,
424
00:20:48,039 --> 00:20:51,793
it's like missing a part of yourself
that can never be replaced.
425
00:20:52,711 --> 00:20:53,545
(Lucifer sighing)
426
00:20:53,628 --> 00:20:58,049
Well, as a mother myself,
I can't imagine what you're going through.
427
00:20:58,675 --> 00:21:00,218
We will help you find your daughter.
428
00:21:04,389 --> 00:21:06,683
Oh, absolutely. Uh, your daughter…
429
00:21:06,766 --> 00:21:08,685
(inhales) …who definitely,
430
00:21:08,768 --> 00:21:11,313
definitely isn't my daughter. (chuckles)
431
00:21:11,396 --> 00:21:12,689
(Esther sighs)
432
00:21:15,608 --> 00:21:17,694
♫ "No Sleep" by Kinder playing ♫
433
00:21:17,777 --> 00:21:20,030
♫ On and on and ♫
434
00:21:21,031 --> 00:21:24,326
♫ I love the things you do in the night
So we'll sleep next time ♪
435
00:21:24,409 --> 00:21:28,872
♫ Streets are dead
Stores don't stay open ♫
436
00:21:28,955 --> 00:21:30,540
♫ Eyes are red… ♫
437
00:21:30,623 --> 00:21:31,833
Amenadiel.
438
00:21:33,418 --> 00:21:35,754
You're an angel. You can see me, right?
439
00:21:38,548 --> 00:21:41,718
Amenadiel! Please, come on, man!
I just want my friends back.
440
00:21:42,302 --> 00:21:43,303
Amenadiel!
441
00:21:45,138 --> 00:21:46,306
(exhales)
442
00:21:47,724 --> 00:21:49,893
(sighs) This sucks!
443
00:21:52,103 --> 00:21:53,897
-(exhales)
-Dan?
444
00:21:56,232 --> 00:21:58,193
Dan, is that you?
445
00:21:58,276 --> 00:22:00,487
Wait, you-- (chuckles) You can see me?
446
00:22:00,570 --> 00:22:02,697
-Wait, did Lucifer bring you up here?
-No, no, no!
447
00:22:02,781 --> 00:22:05,075
Some crazy, psycho, punk-rock angel did.
448
00:22:05,158 --> 00:22:07,869
-Oh, I heard about her.
-Yeah, man, she just left me here.
449
00:22:07,952 --> 00:22:10,372
She left me here without explaining
any of the stupid rules.
450
00:22:10,455 --> 00:22:11,873
Well, what have you been doing, man?
451
00:22:11,956 --> 00:22:14,084
I mean, have you--
have you seen Trixie? Chloe?
452
00:22:14,167 --> 00:22:16,419
No! No, no, no, man.
453
00:22:16,503 --> 00:22:18,797
You know, I--
I kind of wanted to figure out
454
00:22:18,880 --> 00:22:22,175
what being a ghost really--
really meant first, you know?
455
00:22:23,593 --> 00:22:25,345
I mean,
I didn't wanna give Trixie a coronary,
456
00:22:25,428 --> 00:22:28,306
popping out of the bathroom mirror
or something. (chuckles)
457
00:22:29,974 --> 00:22:32,685
Were you just studying police procedure?
(chuckles)
458
00:22:32,769 --> 00:22:33,603
Amenadiel: Yeah.
459
00:22:34,604 --> 00:22:37,148
Yeah, man, I made it
into the Academy, thanks to you.
460
00:22:37,232 --> 00:22:38,066
Dan: What?
461
00:22:38,149 --> 00:22:41,444
Yeah, it meant a lot to me,
you submitting my application.
462
00:22:41,528 --> 00:22:44,197
-(laughs) That's great, man. That's great.
-Uh…
463
00:22:47,784 --> 00:22:48,743
Hey, I'm so…
464
00:22:50,078 --> 00:22:52,163
I'm so sorry
about getting upset with you before.
465
00:22:53,331 --> 00:22:56,960
You know, I've been feeling so bad about
the fight that we had right before you…
466
00:22:59,462 --> 00:23:00,672
Died?
467
00:23:01,381 --> 00:23:02,215
Yeah.
468
00:23:02,715 --> 00:23:04,092
Yeah, man.
469
00:23:04,175 --> 00:23:05,969
I've been feeling bad about that too, man.
470
00:23:06,052 --> 00:23:07,971
-That's why I didn't come visit you.
-Yeah, yeah.
471
00:23:08,054 --> 00:23:09,389
You don't have to explain.
472
00:23:09,889 --> 00:23:11,766
Really. It's okay.
473
00:23:11,850 --> 00:23:13,143
(exhales)
474
00:23:14,227 --> 00:23:15,812
-I love you, man.
-(chuckles)
475
00:23:18,398 --> 00:23:21,109
Right. You're a soul without a body.
476
00:23:21,192 --> 00:23:23,820
Yep, and I guess only angels can see me.
477
00:23:23,903 --> 00:23:25,572
Mazikeen: What's up, Dan?
478
00:23:28,700 --> 00:23:31,369
Wait, what?
Wait, you can actually see me now?
479
00:23:31,453 --> 00:23:34,205
Yeah, I could see you all along.
Duh, it's me.
480
00:23:34,289 --> 00:23:35,957
(laughs) Damn it, Maze.
481
00:23:36,040 --> 00:23:38,543
I might've figured this out earlier
if you hadn't screwed with me.
482
00:23:38,626 --> 00:23:40,795
Demon love. It's so confusing.
483
00:23:40,879 --> 00:23:42,839
-Yeah. You should know.
-(Dan chuckles)
484
00:23:43,882 --> 00:23:46,509
Oh, man, I'm just so happy
I can actually talk to you guys.
485
00:23:46,593 --> 00:23:49,387
I don't know why Lucifer
didn't bring you back, man, but it's--
486
00:23:49,471 --> 00:23:50,805
it's great to see you, Dan.
487
00:23:51,389 --> 00:23:53,224
Yeah, we really missed you, bro.
488
00:23:54,142 --> 00:23:55,143
Oh, man.
489
00:23:56,102 --> 00:23:57,562
I missed you guys too.
490
00:23:58,980 --> 00:24:00,273
-Hmm?
-Mazikeen: Aah!
491
00:24:00,356 --> 00:24:01,649
(laughing)
492
00:24:01,733 --> 00:24:03,443
Mazikeen: Shit. Yeah.
493
00:24:12,035 --> 00:24:13,286
-(Chloe sighs)
-(chuckles)
494
00:24:13,369 --> 00:24:15,538
-Thank you for flying Lucifer Airways.
-(chuckles)
495
00:24:15,622 --> 00:24:17,665
Please ensure your table
is in the upright position.
496
00:24:17,749 --> 00:24:19,918
-I know mine is.
-(both laugh)
497
00:24:20,001 --> 00:24:22,337
Huh. Hey, Lucifer…
498
00:24:23,046 --> 00:24:26,007
um, have you flown anyone else before?
499
00:24:26,925 --> 00:24:28,176
Only Maze.
500
00:24:28,259 --> 00:24:30,136
Oh, and Amenadiel once.
501
00:24:30,220 --> 00:24:32,222
He killed a goose with his face,
Fabio-style.
502
00:24:32,305 --> 00:24:34,933
It was the highlight of my day. (chuckles)
503
00:24:35,517 --> 00:24:36,851
Oh, if it's any consolation,
504
00:24:36,935 --> 00:24:39,395
it's much more romantic
with you in my arms.
505
00:24:40,271 --> 00:24:42,190
Yeah, it's just, I've been thinking--
506
00:24:42,273 --> 00:24:45,109
About other things we can try in midair?
Yes, me too. (laughs)
507
00:24:45,193 --> 00:24:48,488
No, no, about how you've been
keeping all this from me
508
00:24:48,571 --> 00:24:49,906
'cause you didn't wanna upset me.
509
00:24:50,782 --> 00:24:52,492
That's what I said, yes.
510
00:24:52,575 --> 00:24:57,622
Okay, well, you know, it took you a while
to realize your feelings for me.
511
00:24:57,705 --> 00:25:00,833
So, maybe way deep down
512
00:25:00,917 --> 00:25:04,254
you know that you and Esther
have a thing together.
513
00:25:04,337 --> 00:25:07,382
I mean, it's looking pretty possible
that you actualized a child with her.
514
00:25:07,465 --> 00:25:09,008
Mira is not my daughter.
515
00:25:09,092 --> 00:25:13,054
Okay, but if you and Esther
did have a thing, it's totally fine.
516
00:25:13,638 --> 00:25:16,599
Totally okay. Not like I didn't have
any relationships before you.
517
00:25:16,683 --> 00:25:18,768
You know, I was-- I was married to Dan.
518
00:25:18,851 --> 00:25:20,937
So, just so you know,
you can tell me about it.
519
00:25:21,020 --> 00:25:25,316
Right. Well, there has and never will be
anything between Esther and I, okay?
520
00:25:25,400 --> 00:25:26,943
Okay, okay.
521
00:25:27,485 --> 00:25:30,238
Well, then why do I feel like
you're still keeping secrets from me?
522
00:25:30,321 --> 00:25:31,823
What secrets?
523
00:25:31,906 --> 00:25:33,533
(chuckles) You know everything.
524
00:25:33,616 --> 00:25:37,245
A young woman accused me of being
her father and then rage-flew away.
525
00:25:37,328 --> 00:25:40,456
What? She's an angel?
Why wouldn't you tell me that?
526
00:25:40,540 --> 00:25:43,459
(gasps) I-- I don't know.
I must have been distracted,
527
00:25:43,543 --> 00:25:46,504
what with the death threats
and Daniel coming back to Earth.
528
00:25:48,381 --> 00:25:49,215
What?
529
00:25:50,550 --> 00:25:51,426
Dan…
530
00:25:52,176 --> 00:25:53,052
is…
531
00:25:53,595 --> 00:25:54,721
is on Earth?
532
00:25:55,305 --> 00:25:57,890
(sighs) Yes, but he's a ghost
533
00:25:57,974 --> 00:25:59,976
so you-- you can't see him anyway.
534
00:26:02,520 --> 00:26:03,730
(splutters, sighs)
535
00:26:05,148 --> 00:26:08,192
Okay, I-- I thought we were
past the point of keeping secrets.
536
00:26:08,776 --> 00:26:10,987
But you clearly cannot help yourself.
537
00:26:11,070 --> 00:26:13,948
Why is that? I mean, I gave up everything.
538
00:26:14,032 --> 00:26:15,867
I gave up everything to be your partner.
539
00:26:15,950 --> 00:26:17,368
We are past keeping secrets.
540
00:26:17,452 --> 00:26:19,579
Then why wouldn't you tell me
that you have a daughter?
541
00:26:19,662 --> 00:26:20,663
'Cause it isn't true!
542
00:26:20,747 --> 00:26:23,166
I can't keep a secret
if I don't know what the secret is!
543
00:26:23,249 --> 00:26:24,751
But you keep keeping secrets!
544
00:26:24,834 --> 00:26:27,754
(exclaims, sighs)
545
00:26:27,837 --> 00:26:29,380
(panting)
546
00:26:29,464 --> 00:26:32,175
Look, look, I know you're upset.
547
00:26:32,258 --> 00:26:36,179
But right now I think we need
to focus on why we're here, okay?
548
00:26:40,391 --> 00:26:42,560
Yes, let's focus on why we're here.
549
00:26:42,644 --> 00:26:43,645
Right.
550
00:26:44,854 --> 00:26:46,397
So the PI that Esther hired
551
00:26:46,481 --> 00:26:48,983
said that he'd heard Mira had worked here,
552
00:26:49,067 --> 00:26:50,318
but the trail went cold.
553
00:26:50,401 --> 00:26:52,111
So, let's find out why, shall we?
554
00:26:53,529 --> 00:26:54,864
After you.
555
00:26:57,408 --> 00:26:58,326
(sighs)
556
00:27:01,954 --> 00:27:05,750
Hi, there. Excuse me, sir.
Have you, um, seen this girl?
557
00:27:05,833 --> 00:27:06,668
No.
558
00:27:09,462 --> 00:27:11,130
Chloe: Uh,
it might have been a while ago.
559
00:27:11,214 --> 00:27:12,173
I can't help you.
560
00:27:12,256 --> 00:27:15,426
Well, she's much angstier-looking now.
Uh, bits of pink in her hair.
561
00:27:15,510 --> 00:27:17,804
Wings, apparently. (clears throat)
562
00:27:17,887 --> 00:27:19,847
We're told that she used to work here.
563
00:27:19,931 --> 00:27:20,848
No.
564
00:27:23,101 --> 00:27:24,602
Uh, what about at the diner?
565
00:27:27,522 --> 00:27:28,356
No.
566
00:27:29,816 --> 00:27:33,361
Well, could she have maybe have
worked out there, at the avocado stand?
567
00:27:33,444 --> 00:27:35,530
No, I ran those dirty hippies out
over a year ago.
568
00:27:35,613 --> 00:27:37,782
Ain't seen 'em since. Good riddance.
569
00:27:38,825 --> 00:27:40,702
If you've run out of questions, I'm busy.
570
00:27:40,785 --> 00:27:42,620
Well, actually, Billy-Bob, I--
571
00:27:42,704 --> 00:27:45,581
No. You know, we will take one of these.
572
00:27:45,665 --> 00:27:47,667
And thanks so much for your time.
573
00:27:57,301 --> 00:28:00,138
-I was just about to mojo him.
-I didn't wanna tip him off.
574
00:28:00,221 --> 00:28:01,389
What are we tipping?
575
00:28:01,889 --> 00:28:05,059
He said that he hadn't seen anyone
from the avocado farm in a year.
576
00:28:05,143 --> 00:28:08,271
If that's the case,
then why is he selling this?
577
00:28:09,564 --> 00:28:11,274
Lucifer: Holy guacamole.
578
00:28:11,357 --> 00:28:13,276
He was lying to us. It's theirs.
579
00:28:13,818 --> 00:28:17,655
Hide one truth,
you're probably hiding something else.
580
00:28:17,739 --> 00:28:20,783
Well, I wonder
what that something else is.
581
00:28:20,867 --> 00:28:23,619
Looks like we have some hippies to find.
582
00:28:23,703 --> 00:28:24,579
(Lucifer exhales)
583
00:28:32,295 --> 00:28:35,173
(women chattering)
584
00:28:35,256 --> 00:28:37,633
Very Once Upon a Time in Hollywood,
isn't it?
585
00:28:37,717 --> 00:28:39,802
-Chloe: Hmm.
-Hello, there!
586
00:28:39,886 --> 00:28:41,596
(woman) Oh, go, go, go!
587
00:28:41,679 --> 00:28:45,725
We're just looking for a young lady,
about 21, 22 years old.
588
00:28:46,350 --> 00:28:47,935
Goes by the name of Mira.
589
00:28:48,436 --> 00:28:52,190
We, um, have a photo of her here,
if you wanna come take a look.
590
00:28:53,024 --> 00:28:56,152
No one's in trouble. Promise.
We're just worried about her.
591
00:28:59,363 --> 00:29:01,157
(woman) Did you say Mira?
592
00:29:14,045 --> 00:29:15,254
(gun cocks)
593
00:29:15,338 --> 00:29:18,925
All right, I'm gonna grant you
two seconds to get off my property!
594
00:29:19,008 --> 00:29:20,676
I'd point that somewhere else
if I were you.
595
00:29:20,760 --> 00:29:23,429
-You don't know who you're dealing with.
-What, you cops or something?
596
00:29:24,013 --> 00:29:25,181
(splutters)
597
00:29:25,264 --> 00:29:28,184
Well, actually,
I'm about to be Supreme Being,
598
00:29:28,267 --> 00:29:30,186
and she's about
to be First Lady to all things.
599
00:29:30,269 --> 00:29:32,772
If you ain't cops, get the hell
off my land or I call the cops.
600
00:29:32,855 --> 00:29:33,856
I'll call social services.
601
00:29:33,940 --> 00:29:36,108
I'm sure they'd love to see
what's going on around here.
602
00:29:36,776 --> 00:29:38,110
Everyone's here by choice.
603
00:29:38,194 --> 00:29:40,238
Lucifer: Is that so?
Let's ask them, shall we?
604
00:29:40,321 --> 00:29:41,447
Tell me, young lady…
605
00:29:43,491 --> 00:29:44,826
what is it you desire?
606
00:29:45,910 --> 00:29:48,329
-I wanna go home!
-Shut up! Get back inside!
607
00:29:48,412 --> 00:29:50,623
(woman shouts, pants)
608
00:29:50,706 --> 00:29:54,877
How dare you
treat these children this way!
609
00:29:59,715 --> 00:30:02,051
I've shot trespassers before.
I'll do it again.
610
00:30:02,718 --> 00:30:04,053
(exhales)
611
00:30:04,971 --> 00:30:06,514
-(grunts)
-Chloe: Lucifer!
612
00:30:09,058 --> 00:30:10,935
Lucifer. (shudders)
613
00:30:11,018 --> 00:30:11,894
Lucifer!
614
00:30:12,645 --> 00:30:14,021
-Lucifer!
-(gasps)
615
00:30:14,105 --> 00:30:15,565
Chloe: Oh, my God, are you okay?
616
00:30:15,648 --> 00:30:18,234
What, yeah? I'm fine, but… (panting)
617
00:30:18,317 --> 00:30:21,112
…this Neanderthal
has soiled my Di Stefano.
618
00:30:21,737 --> 00:30:22,697
(exhales)
619
00:30:24,699 --> 00:30:25,783
Oh, dear.
620
00:30:26,576 --> 00:30:29,078
You don't still have
Amenadiel's necklace, do you?
621
00:30:30,162 --> 00:30:32,498
Oh! (panting)
622
00:30:33,749 --> 00:30:35,459
-(shouts)
-♫ "You Ain't Woman Enough" playing ♫
623
00:30:35,543 --> 00:30:38,713
(grunting)
624
00:30:40,172 --> 00:30:41,507
(man groans)
625
00:30:41,591 --> 00:30:43,634
(grunting)
626
00:30:44,802 --> 00:30:45,761
(grunts)
627
00:30:47,138 --> 00:30:48,347
Oh!
628
00:30:49,390 --> 00:30:51,601
(shouting)
629
00:30:52,184 --> 00:30:53,185
Whoa!
630
00:30:54,353 --> 00:30:56,397
-(groans)
-(shouts)
631
00:30:58,608 --> 00:31:00,109
(groans)
632
00:31:01,068 --> 00:31:05,948
♪' Cause you ain't woman enough
To take my man ♫
633
00:31:06,032 --> 00:31:08,576
-(exhales)
-(grunts)
634
00:31:08,659 --> 00:31:11,996
Now their parents can't protect them,
so you'll have to deal with me!
635
00:31:12,079 --> 00:31:13,205
Okay, Lucifer, put him down.
636
00:31:13,289 --> 00:31:15,458
What did you do with Mira?
Did you hurt her too?
637
00:31:15,541 --> 00:31:17,460
(shuddering) She's not here.
638
00:31:17,543 --> 00:31:20,129
-Then where is she? Tell me!
-(man shuddering)
639
00:31:20,212 --> 00:31:22,131
It's okay. We got him.
640
00:31:28,429 --> 00:31:29,555
Then where is she?
641
00:31:29,639 --> 00:31:31,015
We will find her.
642
00:31:31,974 --> 00:31:32,975
We will.
643
00:31:40,441 --> 00:31:41,359
Thank you.
644
00:31:42,318 --> 00:31:46,280
So, most of the kids are runaways.
They were forced to work in the orchards.
645
00:31:46,364 --> 00:31:49,784
They weren't able to leave
or call their friends or family.
646
00:31:49,867 --> 00:31:51,452
What's gonna happen to them?
647
00:31:51,535 --> 00:31:56,123
(huffs) Be reconnected
with loved ones or find safe homes.
648
00:31:57,708 --> 00:32:00,670
Lucifer: Right.
Well, there's no sign of Mira.
649
00:32:00,753 --> 00:32:02,922
Perhaps she didn't end up here, after all.
650
00:32:03,005 --> 00:32:03,881
Chloe: Yeah.
651
00:32:12,306 --> 00:32:14,684
Um, this-- this drawing…
652
00:32:15,977 --> 00:32:18,312
Chloe: It's almost identical
to the one in the photo.
653
00:32:18,396 --> 00:32:19,855
Did Mira draw it?
654
00:32:21,315 --> 00:32:22,525
Mira.
655
00:32:22,608 --> 00:32:25,027
The girl that I'm looking for,
did she draw this picture?
656
00:32:25,611 --> 00:32:29,281
We don't mean Mira any harm,
but she was here, wasn't she?
657
00:32:35,287 --> 00:32:39,125
(exhales) Do you know where she is now?
658
00:32:40,167 --> 00:32:43,629
Um, she met a guy online.
659
00:32:44,714 --> 00:32:46,257
She ran away to be with him.
660
00:32:46,340 --> 00:32:47,383
Oh, wonderful.
661
00:32:47,466 --> 00:32:50,219
She goes from a cult
to a relationship with an online stranger.
662
00:32:50,302 --> 00:32:53,264
-I don't know what's worse.
-Uh, do you know the guy's name?
663
00:32:54,265 --> 00:32:55,224
Um…
664
00:32:56,434 --> 00:32:58,477
Rob Daniell, I think.
665
00:32:58,561 --> 00:33:01,188
Mira mentioned
something about San Francisco.
666
00:33:01,689 --> 00:33:03,315
Okay, great. Thank you.
667
00:33:04,025 --> 00:33:04,859
Lucifer: Thank you.
668
00:33:05,609 --> 00:33:06,527
Oh, and…
669
00:33:08,279 --> 00:33:10,531
if you need anything, anything at all,
670
00:33:11,198 --> 00:33:12,533
just say a little prayer.
671
00:33:12,616 --> 00:33:15,327
I plan to be a boots-on-the-ground
type of God.
672
00:33:16,454 --> 00:33:17,329
(exhales)
673
00:33:21,333 --> 00:33:22,877
Great, thank you.
674
00:33:22,960 --> 00:33:26,422
So, I have an address
for a Rob Daniell in San Francisco.
675
00:33:26,505 --> 00:33:27,506
Great. Shall we?
676
00:33:28,090 --> 00:33:29,717
Well, actually, um…
677
00:33:29,800 --> 00:33:33,054
I'll send you the address, but I think
maybe you should go on your own.
678
00:33:33,637 --> 00:33:35,389
You're not still mad
about Esther, are you?
679
00:33:35,973 --> 00:33:39,602
No, no, I-- I thought
you were hiding feelings for Esther,
680
00:33:39,685 --> 00:33:41,228
but I saw you back there.
681
00:33:41,854 --> 00:33:43,856
How you reacted. I--
682
00:33:43,939 --> 00:33:46,817
I think I know
why you were so scared. (splutters)
683
00:33:46,901 --> 00:33:49,779
You think that Mira might
actually be your daughter, don't you?
684
00:33:52,865 --> 00:33:53,741
Chloe…
685
00:33:54,742 --> 00:33:57,328
I mean, what if she actually is?
686
00:33:57,411 --> 00:33:59,455
That means
I let all of this happen to her.
687
00:33:59,538 --> 00:34:01,665
This is not your fault, Lucifer.
You didn't know.
688
00:34:01,749 --> 00:34:02,875
Well, does that even matter?
689
00:34:02,958 --> 00:34:05,711
What matters is what you do going forward,
690
00:34:05,795 --> 00:34:07,046
or what we do.
691
00:34:07,797 --> 00:34:08,839
"We"?
692
00:34:08,923 --> 00:34:10,299
If you go to San Francisco
693
00:34:10,382 --> 00:34:13,219
and Mira is the girl
who showed up at your penthouse…
694
00:34:13,302 --> 00:34:15,221
if she really is your daughter,
695
00:34:16,639 --> 00:34:19,350
we will figure this out together, okay?
696
00:34:19,433 --> 00:34:20,518
As partners.
697
00:34:21,435 --> 00:34:23,521
(both sigh)
698
00:34:24,188 --> 00:34:26,732
I may not be certain of a lot right now,
699
00:34:26,816 --> 00:34:28,526
but one thing is for sure.
700
00:34:29,068 --> 00:34:32,696
I have never loved anyone
the way I love you, Chloe Decker.
701
00:34:41,705 --> 00:34:42,832
Go find her.
702
00:35:16,073 --> 00:35:17,616
Oh, bloody hell.
703
00:35:20,995 --> 00:35:22,079
Pervert.
704
00:35:22,163 --> 00:35:24,290
What are you, 72?
705
00:35:24,373 --> 00:35:27,918
I don't know what's going on,
but for the record, I'm 43.
706
00:35:29,044 --> 00:35:30,880
-Where is she?
-Hey, get out of my house!
707
00:35:30,963 --> 00:35:32,047
Mira!
708
00:35:32,840 --> 00:35:34,633
-Mira!
-(woman) Dad?
709
00:35:42,391 --> 00:35:44,685
You're not the girl from my penthouse.
710
00:35:52,610 --> 00:35:55,863
(sighs) Who are you?
711
00:35:56,447 --> 00:35:57,531
Not Mira's father.
712
00:35:57,615 --> 00:35:59,742
I am, and I'm gonna call the cops
if you don't leave.
713
00:36:01,535 --> 00:36:03,204
You're Mira's father?
714
00:36:03,287 --> 00:36:05,623
Uh, I thought
you were some basement-dweller,
715
00:36:05,706 --> 00:36:08,334
catfishing young ladies
on the Internet. (chuckles)
716
00:36:08,417 --> 00:36:10,252
(groans) Right.
717
00:36:11,295 --> 00:36:14,632
(exhales) I-- I owe you an apology.
Both of you.
718
00:36:14,715 --> 00:36:18,135
This has, uh,
been an embarrassing mistake.
719
00:36:20,012 --> 00:36:21,722
Uh, Mira?
720
00:36:21,805 --> 00:36:23,933
Call your mother. She's worried about you.
721
00:36:25,851 --> 00:36:27,102
She is?
722
00:36:27,186 --> 00:36:28,229
Hmm.
723
00:36:29,980 --> 00:36:32,274
I thought about contacting her
a million times,
724
00:36:32,358 --> 00:36:34,360
but I was so angry when I ran away.
725
00:36:34,443 --> 00:36:36,528
I said such awful things, I just…
726
00:36:37,863 --> 00:36:39,865
I didn't think she wanted to see me.
727
00:36:40,449 --> 00:36:42,243
She never stopped looking for you.
728
00:36:44,453 --> 00:36:47,539
I'll call her today. (chuckles)
729
00:36:47,623 --> 00:36:48,958
Right. (clears throat)
730
00:36:49,041 --> 00:36:52,127
Wait. How do you know my mother?
731
00:36:53,212 --> 00:36:57,675
Uh, there's a chance I thought I might
owe her 18 years of child support
732
00:36:57,758 --> 00:37:00,386
due to 15 shallow minutes
at a Super Bowl orgy.
733
00:37:01,762 --> 00:37:04,139
-You must be Lucifer Morningstar.
-Lucifer: Hmm.
734
00:37:04,223 --> 00:37:06,934
I spent years looking into the men
who could have been my father,
735
00:37:07,017 --> 00:37:09,061
and you're the only one I couldn't find.
736
00:37:09,144 --> 00:37:10,521
Well, that's because I was in Hell.
737
00:37:10,604 --> 00:37:13,315
Not exactly on Google Maps, is it?
(chuckles)
738
00:37:13,899 --> 00:37:16,568
But I'm glad
that you found your real father.
739
00:37:17,403 --> 00:37:20,281
The best day of my life
when she showed up on my doorstep.
740
00:37:20,906 --> 00:37:24,285
Well, not at first, to be honest.
I thought I was being scammed.
741
00:37:25,369 --> 00:37:28,455
Well, what changed your mind?
How did you realize that she was yours?
742
00:37:30,833 --> 00:37:34,545
I think it was the first moment
I looked into her eyes. (exhales)
743
00:37:34,628 --> 00:37:37,798
-Just felt it in my gut.
-(chuckles)
744
00:37:37,881 --> 00:37:41,927
♫ "Don't Let Me Go"
by Cigarettes After Sex playing ♫
745
00:37:55,649 --> 00:37:58,402
♫ When I was young ♫
746
00:37:59,611 --> 00:38:03,657
♫ I thought the world of you… ♪
747
00:38:03,741 --> 00:38:05,743
(crying)
748
00:38:08,120 --> 00:38:10,039
(Chloe shushing)
749
00:38:16,086 --> 00:38:18,213
I miss my daddy.
750
00:38:19,131 --> 00:38:20,549
Chloe: I know you do.
751
00:38:20,632 --> 00:38:23,052
(crying continues)
752
00:38:23,135 --> 00:38:26,555
♫ Don't let me go ♫
753
00:38:26,638 --> 00:38:30,851
♫ Stay by my side ♫
754
00:38:34,229 --> 00:38:37,024
♫ Don't let me go ♫
755
00:38:37,775 --> 00:38:41,862
♫ Stay with me still… ♪
756
00:38:41,945 --> 00:38:42,988
Dan: Take me back.
757
00:38:47,326 --> 00:38:48,535
Take you back where?
758
00:38:49,661 --> 00:38:50,788
To Hell.
759
00:38:52,581 --> 00:38:54,958
I know why you didn't bring me up here,
Lucifer.
760
00:38:56,085 --> 00:38:59,046
Seeing Chloe, seeing Trixie
and not being able to hug them, it's…
761
00:38:59,129 --> 00:39:00,506
it's worse than Hell.
762
00:39:01,256 --> 00:39:04,718
(sighs) Just please, please take me back.
763
00:39:05,886 --> 00:39:06,762
Daniel…
764
00:39:08,222 --> 00:39:09,807
I'm so sorry, but…
765
00:39:10,849 --> 00:39:14,520
once you reached the mortal plane,
you became intangible. I--
766
00:39:15,562 --> 00:39:17,981
I can't carry you back,
even if I wanted to.
767
00:39:18,065 --> 00:39:19,608
And I do, believe me.
768
00:39:19,691 --> 00:39:21,652
So what, I'm just stuck here?
769
00:39:22,319 --> 00:39:23,195
(huffs)
770
00:39:24,738 --> 00:39:25,656
(scoffs)
771
00:39:26,865 --> 00:39:29,243
I could kill the stupid angel
who brought me up here.
772
00:39:29,326 --> 00:39:30,702
Don't blame her.
773
00:39:31,537 --> 00:39:33,997
-She was just looking for me.
-Yeah, to kill you.
774
00:39:34,081 --> 00:39:36,583
No, I'm not sure
she knows the whole story.
775
00:39:37,668 --> 00:39:42,131
And neither do I, for that matter,
because if I'd known she existed,
776
00:39:42,214 --> 00:39:43,841
there's no way I…
777
00:39:46,593 --> 00:39:49,972
Well, let's just say
I know better than anyone
778
00:39:50,055 --> 00:39:52,474
what it's like to grow up
with an absent father.
779
00:39:55,060 --> 00:39:56,520
Wait, are you saying…
780
00:39:58,689 --> 00:40:01,191
Lucifer, are you saying
what I think you're saying?
781
00:40:05,654 --> 00:40:07,573
When I stared into her eyes…
782
00:40:09,241 --> 00:40:10,284
it was…
783
00:40:12,119 --> 00:40:13,245
it was so familiar.
784
00:40:14,913 --> 00:40:16,790
Like I knew her.
785
00:40:16,874 --> 00:40:17,749
Like I…
786
00:40:19,126 --> 00:40:20,544
Like I knew her.
787
00:40:23,255 --> 00:40:25,924
I don't know how it's possible,
Daniel, but…
788
00:40:27,509 --> 00:40:28,760
she's my daughter.
789
00:40:29,928 --> 00:40:32,764
(exhales) W-Wow, this is…
790
00:40:33,724 --> 00:40:34,766
That's great, man.
791
00:40:35,642 --> 00:40:36,477
(Lucifer exhales)
792
00:40:36,560 --> 00:40:39,771
Congratulations.
I-- I-- I mean, having a daughter, it's…
793
00:40:39,855 --> 00:40:41,607
(sighs) it's the best.
794
00:40:41,690 --> 00:40:45,360
I think I may well have screwed
my chance of making things up with her by…
795
00:40:45,444 --> 00:40:48,822
(inhales) …acting like an utter dick.
796
00:40:48,906 --> 00:40:50,824
Yeah, but you gotta try, man.
797
00:40:52,409 --> 00:40:56,121
I mean, if there's one thing that--
that I've learned coming back is that…
798
00:40:56,914 --> 00:40:59,208
you gotta take advantage
of the time you have with your kids
799
00:40:59,291 --> 00:41:00,334
before it all goes away.
800
00:41:03,337 --> 00:41:06,632
And you're lucky because--
because she's still out there.
801
00:41:07,716 --> 00:41:08,717
Somewhere.
802
00:41:14,056 --> 00:41:15,140
Go get her.
803
00:41:17,935 --> 00:41:19,019
I will.
804
00:41:19,853 --> 00:41:21,980
(chuckles) I will.
805
00:41:24,483 --> 00:41:28,070
Only problem is
she could have flown anywhere by now.
806
00:41:28,153 --> 00:41:29,196
(huffs)
807
00:41:30,322 --> 00:41:31,490
(sighs)
808
00:41:32,491 --> 00:41:33,700
Chloe: Night, sweetie.
809
00:41:37,496 --> 00:41:39,498
(wind whistling)
810
00:41:42,668 --> 00:41:45,337
(thunder rumbling in the distance)
811
00:41:59,351 --> 00:42:00,352
Lucifer?
812
00:42:10,153 --> 00:42:11,029
Dan?
813
00:42:14,866 --> 00:42:15,867
(sighs)
814
00:42:16,451 --> 00:42:18,495
(shudders, exhales)
815
00:42:20,163 --> 00:42:21,123
(gasps)
816
00:42:21,206 --> 00:42:24,084
(panting) Who are you?
817
00:42:28,046 --> 00:42:28,922
(sighs)
818
00:42:31,717 --> 00:42:32,843
Hi, Mom.
819
00:42:33,844 --> 00:42:34,970
(sniffles)
820
00:42:37,180 --> 00:42:38,015
"Mom"?
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