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-(pen scratching)
-(papers shuffling)
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(muttering)
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Ah, Doctor, sorry to interrupt.
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Uh… what are you working on?
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Oh, uh, I'm journaling. (exhales)
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I've been looking for something
to fulfill me, and I've found this works.
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Well, you should write
in your journal that you were wrong.
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Remember how it was your idea
to help someone I didn't care about
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to prove I could be God?
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-No.
-Well, it didn't work.
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Because I ended up caring for him,
so back to square one.
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You know…
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I've found the best way to get answers
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can be to look to the past.
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We met because of a case,
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which I'm realizing
I don't know a lot about.
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Those details might be enlightening.
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For you.
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Of course.
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Okay. Well, a…
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friend of mine had been murdered,
someone I cared about quite a bit.
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Delilah, right? The singer?
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-She was a patient of mine.
-That's right.
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That's right. It was
the first time that Chloe and I met.
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We caught the killer… (scoffs)
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…a record producer who
was trying to profit from Delilah's death.
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Tell me about him.
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Oh, well,
he was a vile, horrid little man.
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He was the worst.
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He's perfect.
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Perfect for what?
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Well, I don't want to fall into the trap
of caring about someone again,
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so who better to help than someone I hate?
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Oh, Doctor, you're a genius.
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This totally makes up
for your earlier bad advice.
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What-- what was his name?
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Why was he horrid? Do you remember
anything else about the case?
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(sighs)
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-(rock music playing)
-(vocalizing)
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(croaking)
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-Ah, you're here.
-Where else would I be?
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(sighs) Good point.
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How far do you think
a frog could fall and live?
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Sounds like a fun experiment…
for us, less the frog. (chuckles)
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You're welcome
to use my penthouse if you wish.
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-I'm not gonna do that, Lucifer.
-Oh.
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(exhales) So is this amphibious fellow
your latest suspect?
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I think this frog
is something else entirely.
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Oh?
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I think it could be tied to something big.
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Really big.
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Something mind, body,
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and soul-altering.
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(croaking continues)
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But I'm not ready to reveal it just yet
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because I think it might
make me sound a bit kooks.
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-Unless you really wanna know--
-I-- I respect your privacy, Miss Lopez.
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Besides, I'm working
on something very important myself.
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-And I need your help.
-Oh, sure.
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I'm looking for a criminal who, uh,
should still be in the police system.
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Oh, I can look him up for you.
What's their name?
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Jimmy Barnes.
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Last I heard,
he's in some sort of insane asylum.
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Kind of my bad,
but trust me, he had it coming.
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Oh, well, I found him, but…
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Well, see for yourself.
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-(elevator bell dings)
-(sighs)
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Hey, Lucifer, you know,
I was thinking, uh…
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maybe it's best if I put
Amenadiel's necklace back in the…
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in the safe.
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-Are you going somewhere?
-I am indeed. Now which do you prefer?
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The iconic white or pomegranate
for more of an "original sin" vibe?
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(hesitates) Uh…
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-The white?
-That's what I was thinking.
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An occasion like this
requires the classic look.
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Wait. W-what occasion?
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Well, I went to see the doctor again,
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and I realized if I'm going to be God,
then I need to help someone that I hate.
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So, I am gonna help
Jimmy Barnes, of all people.
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(laughs) Jimmy Barnes?
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The same Jimmy Barnes
who killed your friend and--
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and who went insane
when he saw your devil face?
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Throw in his rather tremendous fivehead
and you've described him to a T.
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Well, I hate to tell you this, but he died
a year ago in a mental hospital.
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Yeah, I know that too.
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So I'm just gonna pop down
to Hell to see him.
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It's almost easier this way, really.
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Oh, okay.
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So when do we leave?
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(laughs)
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No, no, no, this is a terrible idea.
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Worst I've heard since
some genius decided to cancel Bones.
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-Why?
-Lucifer: Oh, where do I start?
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That show was the perfect combination
of procedure and banter--
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Chloe: No, I mean, Lucifer,
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I'm talking about me going down to Hell.
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Oh.
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Well, first and foremost,
it's never been done.
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Probably because mortals can't go
down there, not when they're alive anyway.
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I'm not even sure
if you'd survive the trip.
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And, look, even if you did,
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the place is full of terrible dangers.
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It's-- it's… (sighs)
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Well, it's Hell.
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So, why don't you go home,
put your feet up?
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-I'll pop this back in the safe--
-No!
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(gasps)
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Lucifer,
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this makes me incredibly strong.
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So, shouldn't it help me
survive a trip to Hell, you know?
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(Lucifer sighs) Well…
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(hesitates)
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(sighs) Actually, yes, I suppose it would,
but I'm not sure it's worth the risk.
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This isn't your problem, Chloe.
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Listen to me.
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Jimmy Barnes shot me in the chest.
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I almost died, Lucifer.
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Oh, I remember.
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I hate the bastard.
I mean, he truly is perfect for this.
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Okay, so listen,
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if I'm meant to be God's consultant,
I should know everything, right?
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I mean…
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we-- we are partners, aren't we?
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(exhales) That we are.
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All right. (sighs)
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Come on.
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-Whoa. Right now?
-There's no time like the present.
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Okay, let's do it.
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(sighs) I will never get tired of that.
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-Ready?
-Ready.
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(whooshing)
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I'm back. I'm back.
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Yeah, okay. So I held up
my end of the deal, now you--
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Lucifer, look out!
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There's a-- there's a crazy angel here.
She's gonna kill you!
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(panting) Lucifer, you're in danger!
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There's an evil,
mean murder angel right here!
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What are you doing?
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I'm foiling your plan.
I fooled you, didn't I?
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Huh?
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You thought I'd help you kill Lucifer,
but I learned my lesson.
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I'm not here to help you.
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-I'm here to stop you.
-And how are you going to do that?
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(shouts)
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-(laughs)
-What the hell?
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-(shouts)
-(chuckles lightly)
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(gasps) How are you doing this?
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(chuckles) I'm not.
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(gasps)
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(grunts)
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I don't understand.
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You literally just--
just carried me up here in your arms.
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Yeah, I sure did. From Hell.
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And now we're in the land of the living,
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and you, uh, aren't.
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Your body is worm food.
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You're just a--
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-A ghost?
-Yeah.
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W-- Why didn't you tell me
this would happen?
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Why didn't you tell me
you were going to betray me?
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(hesitates)
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-That's different!
-Yeah, whatever.
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Anyway, clearly Lucifer's not home.
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But I can wait.
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(chuckling)
I'd say pull up a chair, but, you know.
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-(thunder rumbling)
-(panting)
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(exhales)
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So,
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each one of these doors
leads to a different hell loop?
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Yes.
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Oh, come on.
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It's best not to dwell.
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Lucifer.
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What is that?
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That is my throne.
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(rumbling)
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Chloe: Wow.
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(gasps)
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-It looks so lonely.
-(sighs)
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It was.
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It was.
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What is it?
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I can't seem to find Jimmy's hell loop.
He should be right around here.
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Um, do they move?
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They're not supposed to.
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Something's off.
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-(rumbling)
-(chains clinking)
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(creaking)
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(Chloe gasping)
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Don't wanna get trapped
in someone's hell loop, trust me.
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Been there, done that, stabbed
my brother to death a million times.
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(groans)
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Ah! Ah, it's down this way.
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(rock music playing)
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♫ Baby, close your eyes ♫
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♫ Walking through the fire
For the first time ♪
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♫ Oh, my dear ♫
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♫ Standing in the clear
Caught in the crossfire ♫
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♫ It's only rock and roll ♫
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I'm looking for Amenadiel.
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Just… Amenadiel. Apparently that's it.
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That's me.
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-(chuckles)
-That's your full name?
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God-given.
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(chuckles)
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I'm Officer Harris.
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And you thought my name was weird.
(chuckles)
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Because "Officer" is, uh…
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I mean, I know that's not your full name.
Why would that be your full name?
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Aww.
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You're here for Amenadiel's
first day of field training.
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-I knew you were a softy.
-Shut your mouth, Ellen.
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I'm only here to learn
what I can use to make fun of him.
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Who's the brick wall?
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Aww, man, Sonya is his training officer?
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-Talk about drawing the short straw.
-Why?
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Ella: Because she is a real hard-ass.
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Tough as hell.
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I mean, most of her trainees wash out.
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Really?
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Yep. (sighs)
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Good luck, Amenadiel.
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-(chuckles)
-See you, Maze.
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So how are you going to help Jimmy?
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I mean, h-how do you help
somebody who's in Hell?
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That, I don't know the answer to yet.
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Good thing I brought
my partner with me, isn't it?
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Ah! This is it.
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(exhales) Even his door was vile.
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Uh, now, remember,
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every hell loop is different,
so we could be in for anything.
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(sighs) I'm ready.
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(scoffs) Well, I hope so,
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'cause knowing Jimmy, it's probably
quite twisted and terrifying.
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Good news is
I shall be in complete… control?
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(both gasp)
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(Chloe gasps)
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Oh, wow.
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(gasps)
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-Chloe, is my chin…
-Butt-like?
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I was gonna say,
"This amazing in real life."
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"Butt-like"?
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So, turning into cartoons,
this, uh, this isn't normal?
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(chuckles) Definitely… (blubbers)
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-Definitely not.
-(scoffs) You did drive Jimmy insane.
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Maybe that's why you had
a hard time finding the door earlier,
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and why this hell loop is different.
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-Lucifer: Oh, no. No, this is terrible!
-Because you broke Jimmy Barnes' brain?
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I'm a smoothie! Nothing, look!
252
00:14:00,883 --> 00:14:01,758
Oh!
253
00:14:02,509 --> 00:14:06,638
(chuckles) Oh, I'm sure
it won't stay that way. Right?
254
00:14:07,222 --> 00:14:09,224
Right. Right. (chuckling)
255
00:14:09,308 --> 00:14:10,601
Of course.
256
00:14:10,684 --> 00:14:14,313
(gasps) Ooh-ah! This feels so weird.
257
00:14:16,607 --> 00:14:19,443
Wait, is this because
I have Amenadiel's necklace or--
258
00:14:19,526 --> 00:14:21,945
-Or, well, because I'm a cartoon?
-(grunts)
259
00:14:22,029 --> 00:14:24,072
Oh, gosh, you know what? Who cares?
260
00:14:26,450 --> 00:14:27,284
(crashes)
261
00:14:27,367 --> 00:14:29,494
-Oh! C-Chloe!
-Oh, this is amazing!
262
00:14:29,578 --> 00:14:31,496
-Chloe!
-Oh, whoa!
263
00:14:32,372 --> 00:14:34,082
-Chloe!
-(accordion notes play)
264
00:14:34,166 --> 00:14:35,876
No. I can't believe I'm saying this.
265
00:14:35,959 --> 00:14:38,587
-But look, I think we need to focus.
-(plays accordion)
266
00:14:38,670 --> 00:14:40,839
Hmm. Yes. Jimmy Barnes.
267
00:14:41,798 --> 00:14:43,884
(blowing, grunting)
268
00:14:47,387 --> 00:14:49,806
Well, if you were wondering
how to help Jimmy,
269
00:14:49,890 --> 00:14:51,350
I think we have our answer.
270
00:14:51,433 --> 00:14:54,519
You broke him, and now, you can fix him.
271
00:14:54,603 --> 00:14:55,562
Good idea.
272
00:14:55,646 --> 00:14:57,105
And you know what?
273
00:14:57,189 --> 00:14:59,358
I think I've been here before.
274
00:15:02,903 --> 00:15:04,237
Aha!
275
00:15:04,321 --> 00:15:07,574
This is the moment
I crashed Jimmy's wedding.
276
00:15:08,325 --> 00:15:10,786
Right after you and I first met, in fact.
277
00:15:10,869 --> 00:15:13,956
If there is anyone here
who would oppose this…
278
00:15:14,039 --> 00:15:18,585
Oh, hello, this is my cue. Now get ready,
Chloe, 'cause I make quite the entrance.
279
00:15:18,669 --> 00:15:22,673
-Speak now or forever hold your peace.
-Excuse me!
280
00:15:25,801 --> 00:15:27,552
Yeah, I have a problem.
281
00:15:27,636 --> 00:15:29,805
-(gasping)
-Jimmy Barnes.
282
00:15:29,888 --> 00:15:32,057
-(gulps, groans)
-Remember me?
283
00:15:32,140 --> 00:15:35,060
She said you tried
to get her back recently…
284
00:15:35,143 --> 00:15:37,854
That is quite the entrance.
285
00:15:37,938 --> 00:15:39,690
Is that supposed to be me?
286
00:15:39,773 --> 00:15:43,110
Allow me to introduce myself.
287
00:15:43,193 --> 00:15:46,113
-(woman giggling)
-Lucifer Morningstar.
288
00:15:46,196 --> 00:15:50,158
Oh, that's absurd.
And his chin definitely looks like a butt.
289
00:15:50,242 --> 00:15:52,953
You know what?
Screw Jimmy Barnes. I'm out!
290
00:15:53,036 --> 00:15:54,413
(scoffs)
291
00:15:59,042 --> 00:16:01,169
(indistinct chattering
over police scanner)
292
00:16:05,173 --> 00:16:07,551
Probably wondering
why I signed up for this.
293
00:16:07,634 --> 00:16:08,927
Not really.
294
00:16:12,305 --> 00:16:14,975
Yeah, well, I have a son now.
295
00:16:15,892 --> 00:16:16,977
And, uh…
296
00:16:18,603 --> 00:16:21,982
I wanna make the world a better
for him. For everyone, actually.
297
00:16:23,233 --> 00:16:26,028
So I want you to know
that I'm in it for the long haul.
298
00:16:26,111 --> 00:16:27,654
Really committed.
299
00:16:29,948 --> 00:16:31,616
To what, exactly?
300
00:16:33,744 --> 00:16:34,786
Well…
301
00:16:35,954 --> 00:16:37,497
putting criminals away.
302
00:16:39,124 --> 00:16:41,334
(man on radio) Police officer
needs assistance, 594,
303
00:16:41,418 --> 00:16:43,587
on the corner of Barrington and 3rd.
304
00:16:43,670 --> 00:16:47,007
594. That's vandalism. (chuckles)
305
00:16:47,090 --> 00:16:49,843
This is car 77,
right around the corner, I got this.
306
00:16:49,926 --> 00:16:51,094
(man) Copy, 77.
307
00:16:52,929 --> 00:16:54,931
(siren wails)
308
00:16:59,436 --> 00:17:02,105
-Harris: Hey, Officer, what's up?
-Hey, thanks for coming.
309
00:17:02,189 --> 00:17:04,900
We caught a perp
spraying some pretty foul graffiti.
310
00:17:05,692 --> 00:17:07,235
Okay, we'll take him.
311
00:17:08,987 --> 00:17:12,491
It was horrifying. I'll never look
at the elderly the same way again.
312
00:17:13,742 --> 00:17:15,744
All right, well, we'll take it from here.
313
00:17:15,827 --> 00:17:18,205
I close my eyes, and they're still there.
314
00:17:19,206 --> 00:17:20,707
I think they'll always be there.
315
00:17:22,417 --> 00:17:23,418
(shudders)
316
00:17:24,086 --> 00:17:26,046
-(door opens)
-(Mazikeen grunts)
317
00:17:26,129 --> 00:17:27,214
(door closes)
318
00:17:32,511 --> 00:17:35,055
-Lucifer, we can't just leave.
-Oh, yeah?
319
00:17:35,138 --> 00:17:39,392
Watch my cartoon keister do just that
and not the one on my bloody chin.
320
00:17:40,519 --> 00:17:42,062
(grunts)
321
00:17:44,731 --> 00:17:47,484
(devils laughing)
322
00:17:48,318 --> 00:17:49,152
(groans)
323
00:17:49,236 --> 00:17:50,320
(devil laughs)
324
00:17:50,403 --> 00:17:52,030
Ow! (groans)
325
00:17:52,114 --> 00:17:55,325
Look, I know this makes
helping Jimmy all the more difficult,
326
00:17:55,408 --> 00:17:57,369
but maybe it makes the goal--
327
00:17:57,452 --> 00:17:59,454
All the more worthy. You're right.
328
00:17:59,538 --> 00:18:02,082
Of course you're--
What are you looking at?
329
00:18:02,165 --> 00:18:04,292
I'm still new to this,
330
00:18:04,376 --> 00:18:07,379
but do the doors normally disappear?
331
00:18:09,840 --> 00:18:10,674
Um…
332
00:18:12,092 --> 00:18:14,761
I'm sure it's not a problem.
I'll just summon a new one.
333
00:18:14,845 --> 00:18:15,679
Chloe: Hmm.
334
00:18:15,762 --> 00:18:19,558
(straining)
335
00:18:19,641 --> 00:18:21,059
(gasps) Nothing!
336
00:18:21,143 --> 00:18:23,436
Not only can I not summon the door,
337
00:18:23,520 --> 00:18:26,231
I don't feel
the normal control I have in Hell.
338
00:18:26,940 --> 00:18:28,942
Lucifer, what are you saying?
339
00:18:29,025 --> 00:18:31,736
-I think we may be trapped in here.
-(gasps)
340
00:18:36,825 --> 00:18:38,451
I won't stand for this.
341
00:18:38,535 --> 00:18:39,536
(Chloe gasps)
342
00:18:40,620 --> 00:18:42,789
-Lucifer: Ow! Ow!
-(gasps)
343
00:18:42,873 --> 00:18:45,375
(groaning)
344
00:18:45,458 --> 00:18:46,960
H-hey-- Lucifer!
345
00:18:47,043 --> 00:18:49,045
Come on!
346
00:18:49,796 --> 00:18:50,755
Yikes!
347
00:18:52,716 --> 00:18:56,303
(grunting, panting)
348
00:18:56,386 --> 00:18:58,054
Bloody cartoon logic!
349
00:19:00,390 --> 00:19:02,017
Wow! Huh!
350
00:19:02,684 --> 00:19:04,853
Oh! Oh!
351
00:19:05,687 --> 00:19:07,272
-(straining)
-Lucifer.
352
00:19:07,355 --> 00:19:09,816
(chuckles, grunts)
353
00:19:09,900 --> 00:19:11,902
(squeaking)
354
00:19:14,487 --> 00:19:15,655
Whoa! (grunts)
355
00:19:15,739 --> 00:19:18,408
Lucifer… (sighs)
356
00:19:18,491 --> 00:19:20,619
(Lucifer continues grunting)
357
00:19:20,702 --> 00:19:22,913
(straining) Get your fingers around it.
358
00:19:22,996 --> 00:19:24,956
-Just pull it down…
-Wow!
359
00:19:25,040 --> 00:19:26,958
-Lucifer: Ow!
-That's-- Yeah. There's nothing.
360
00:19:27,042 --> 00:19:28,418
(chuckling) Nothing down there.
361
00:19:28,501 --> 00:19:30,045
(Lucifer straining) Come on!
362
00:19:30,128 --> 00:19:31,755
Oh, come on.
363
00:19:31,838 --> 00:19:34,674
Right! (grunts)
364
00:19:37,761 --> 00:19:39,638
We really are trapped in here.
365
00:19:39,721 --> 00:19:43,225
Uh, maybe not.
We came here to help Jimmy Barnes, right?
366
00:19:43,308 --> 00:19:44,851
Well, if we stabilize him mentally,
367
00:19:44,935 --> 00:19:46,770
maybe you can regain control
of his hell loop.
368
00:19:46,895 --> 00:19:48,271
-Devil: Hey.
-Hey.
369
00:19:50,106 --> 00:19:52,317
Hey. It looks like
the next loop is starting up.
370
00:19:52,400 --> 00:19:54,069
-Are you ready?
-I am.
371
00:19:54,152 --> 00:19:57,906
Uh, did you like his chest hair?
'Cause I could grow out a tuft like that.
372
00:19:57,989 --> 00:19:59,616
No, I'm good, thank you.
373
00:19:59,699 --> 00:20:01,076
(chuckles) Right. Of course.
374
00:20:01,159 --> 00:20:02,327
Chloe: Right.
375
00:20:02,410 --> 00:20:04,412
(rock music playing)
376
00:20:05,664 --> 00:20:06,915
♫ Whoa-oh! ♪
377
00:20:12,712 --> 00:20:14,172
♫ Whoa-oh! ♪
378
00:20:20,470 --> 00:20:22,305
Mazikeen: So, um…
379
00:20:22,389 --> 00:20:23,515
you in the front.
380
00:20:24,140 --> 00:20:25,058
Baldy.
381
00:20:27,269 --> 00:20:31,106
You look strong and very ready for battle.
382
00:20:31,690 --> 00:20:35,735
You look like you could kick ass, man,
and win any fight.
383
00:20:35,819 --> 00:20:37,529
Criminals probably cry when they see you.
384
00:20:37,612 --> 00:20:39,447
-Listen, I know her--
-Mazikeen: No, you don't.
385
00:20:39,531 --> 00:20:41,866
-Maze.
-Random dude I've never met.
386
00:20:43,576 --> 00:20:46,705
I'm sorry, I don't know
what she's doing or why she's doing it.
387
00:20:46,788 --> 00:20:49,666
God damn it, Amenadiel, we had this.
388
00:20:49,749 --> 00:20:51,626
We didn't have anything, Maze.
389
00:20:51,710 --> 00:20:54,963
I guess this is some crazy plan of hers
to somehow make me look good.
390
00:20:55,046 --> 00:20:58,717
Well, she made you look good
by committing vandalism, which is illegal.
391
00:20:58,800 --> 00:21:01,970
Right, but it is just graffiti,
though, right?
392
00:21:02,053 --> 00:21:04,597
-(chuckles)
-Right. Textbook gateway misdemeanor.
393
00:21:04,681 --> 00:21:07,309
-Next up, armed robbery.
-Mazikeen: Ooh, that sounds nice.
394
00:21:07,392 --> 00:21:09,477
-Harris: Then murder.
-Been there, done that.
395
00:21:09,561 --> 00:21:10,979
-She's kidding.
-I don't kid.
396
00:21:11,062 --> 00:21:12,564
Harris: You wanted to catch criminals.
397
00:21:12,647 --> 00:21:14,983
So we caught one,
and we're taking her to prison.
398
00:21:16,568 --> 00:21:18,903
Yeah, but that seems a bit excessive.
She's harmless.
399
00:21:20,196 --> 00:21:21,323
Mostly.
400
00:21:31,499 --> 00:21:33,335
Once a criminal, always a criminal.
401
00:21:33,877 --> 00:21:37,047
I mean, if you don't know that, then
maybe you're not cut out for this job.
402
00:21:39,674 --> 00:21:42,385
Well, then I guess I'm not,
because I will never think that way.
403
00:21:46,222 --> 00:21:47,057
I hope so.
404
00:21:48,350 --> 00:21:50,352
-Here's your stop.
-Mazikeen: What?
405
00:21:53,355 --> 00:21:54,189
Really?
406
00:21:56,441 --> 00:21:57,859
This isn't prison.
407
00:21:57,942 --> 00:21:59,903
A women's shelter, seriously?
408
00:22:00,779 --> 00:22:03,698
Seems like you're going through
some stuff. There's good people here.
409
00:22:04,282 --> 00:22:06,159
They might be able
to give you the help you need.
410
00:22:08,578 --> 00:22:11,373
I thought you were supposed to be tough.
What the hell is this?
411
00:22:13,291 --> 00:22:15,710
This is police work.
412
00:22:28,681 --> 00:22:31,101
-Devil: Excuse me!
-(gasping)
413
00:22:31,184 --> 00:22:32,894
Yeah, I have a problem.
414
00:22:32,977 --> 00:22:34,437
-(woman gasps)
-Devil: Jimmy…
415
00:22:34,521 --> 00:22:38,691
All right, let's get this absurd character
assassination over with, shall we?
416
00:22:38,775 --> 00:22:42,320
You're short, sweaty and altogether fugly.
417
00:22:42,404 --> 00:22:43,655
Did you actually say that?
418
00:22:43,738 --> 00:22:45,990
Well, maybe some
of the details are accurate.
419
00:22:46,574 --> 00:22:49,619
You're only holding her back. (slurps)
420
00:22:49,702 --> 00:22:51,788
-(grunts)
-I never said that!
421
00:22:51,871 --> 00:22:53,540
See? I'm being slandered.
422
00:22:54,833 --> 00:22:57,752
-This homunculus is a human stain.
-(Jimmy yelling)
423
00:22:58,753 --> 00:23:00,964
Okay, that is a little abridged,
but me again.
424
00:23:01,047 --> 00:23:03,341
Shall we interrupt this tirade?
425
00:23:04,092 --> 00:23:07,262
Hmm, I mean, what is this?
A wedding or a--
426
00:23:07,846 --> 00:23:08,972
Uh, excuse me.
427
00:23:09,055 --> 00:23:11,558
I'm in the middle of, uh,
doing one of my performances.
428
00:23:11,641 --> 00:23:13,143
-(audience clamoring)
-(grunts)
429
00:23:14,561 --> 00:23:17,480
-(growls)
-(huffs) All right, let's do this.
430
00:23:17,564 --> 00:23:19,566
(cackling)
431
00:23:21,985 --> 00:23:22,944
(grunts)
432
00:23:23,987 --> 00:23:25,989
(screaming)
433
00:23:28,032 --> 00:23:29,117
Ha ha ha!
434
00:23:29,200 --> 00:23:32,078
(laughs) Maybe this isn't so bad.
435
00:23:32,162 --> 00:23:33,663
(grunts)
436
00:23:33,746 --> 00:23:35,623
(shouts) Ha ha ha!
437
00:23:36,207 --> 00:23:39,711
(growls, shouts)
438
00:23:40,295 --> 00:23:42,755
(grunts, laughs)
439
00:23:42,839 --> 00:23:44,007
(yells)
440
00:23:45,049 --> 00:23:46,634
(screams)
441
00:23:46,718 --> 00:23:48,678
-That's it! Yeah!
-(Devil grunting)
442
00:23:48,761 --> 00:23:51,139
Ooh, in the nuts! In the nuts.
443
00:23:51,222 --> 00:23:52,599
-(blow lands)
-(screams)
444
00:23:52,682 --> 00:23:53,516
Bingo!
445
00:23:53,600 --> 00:23:54,726
Devil: Really hurt!
446
00:23:54,809 --> 00:23:56,728
Not the horns! Not the horns!
447
00:23:56,811 --> 00:23:58,563
-Not the horns!
-Very good, Chloe.
448
00:23:59,481 --> 00:24:02,901
(spitting)
449
00:24:02,984 --> 00:24:06,529
Ah! Apple juice!
Well, this place can go **** itself.
450
00:24:06,613 --> 00:24:08,281
**** apple-- instead of whiskey--
451
00:24:08,364 --> 00:24:10,700
Even if it's a cartoon--
should have **** whiskey.
452
00:24:12,952 --> 00:24:14,662
Look, if you don't mind wrapping it up…
453
00:24:16,122 --> 00:24:18,958
(devils mocking)
454
00:24:19,042 --> 00:24:20,043
(blowing raspberries)
455
00:24:20,126 --> 00:24:22,712
(snarls)
456
00:24:22,795 --> 00:24:23,713
All right.
457
00:24:24,297 --> 00:24:25,715
Oh!
458
00:24:25,798 --> 00:24:27,675
(chuckles) Very good, Chloe.
459
00:24:27,759 --> 00:24:29,469
(whistling)
460
00:24:29,552 --> 00:24:31,262
-(explosion)
-(sobbing)
461
00:24:31,346 --> 00:24:32,514
Jimmy!
462
00:24:32,597 --> 00:24:33,598
(whimpers)
463
00:24:33,681 --> 00:24:35,725
-Let's chat.
-It's you.
464
00:24:36,392 --> 00:24:37,936
You ruined my wedding.
465
00:24:38,019 --> 00:24:39,646
Come on, Jimmy.
466
00:24:39,729 --> 00:24:41,731
This? This is your torture?
467
00:24:41,814 --> 00:24:43,525
Was me interrupting your sham wedding
468
00:24:43,608 --> 00:24:45,693
really the worst thing
that ever happened to you?
469
00:24:45,777 --> 00:24:49,739
Listen, are you sure
we wanna go somewhere worse?
470
00:24:49,822 --> 00:24:54,160
Since this hell loop is broken,
I fear the only way out is in.
471
00:24:54,244 --> 00:24:57,288
We need to go deeper,
get to the real source of it all.
472
00:24:57,914 --> 00:25:01,876
-Come on, Jimmy. Show me your real hell.
-(gasps)
473
00:25:01,960 --> 00:25:04,379
♫ "Hungry Like the Wolf"
by Duran Duran playing ♫
474
00:25:06,381 --> 00:25:08,383
(whimpers)
475
00:25:08,466 --> 00:25:12,011
-(music continuing)
-(chattering)
476
00:25:12,095 --> 00:25:13,429
Wassup, dudes?
477
00:25:14,472 --> 00:25:16,766
-(man) How you doin', brother?
-(man 2) Not bad!
478
00:25:16,849 --> 00:25:19,227
-(women giggling)
-(woman) One, two…
479
00:25:19,310 --> 00:25:21,771
-This is definitely worse.
-(chattering continues)
480
00:25:21,854 --> 00:25:23,606
-(man 3) Forget about that.
-Lucifer: Hmm.
481
00:25:23,690 --> 00:25:25,149
(woman 2) Forget it!
482
00:25:32,532 --> 00:25:34,659
Dude, you almost got it. I saw it move.
483
00:25:34,742 --> 00:25:35,702
Really?
484
00:25:35,785 --> 00:25:36,786
(chuckles)
485
00:25:38,871 --> 00:25:39,914
Okay, fine.
486
00:25:40,540 --> 00:25:42,500
So I can't call for help.
487
00:25:42,584 --> 00:25:44,669
But you know what? I don't need to.
488
00:25:45,461 --> 00:25:48,590
Are you gonna run through me again?
'Cause honestly, it kind of tickles.
489
00:25:48,673 --> 00:25:49,966
No, I don't need to,
490
00:25:50,550 --> 00:25:55,054
because once Lucifer gets here,
it's gonna be a bloodbath. For you.
491
00:25:55,138 --> 00:25:56,180
Oh, yeah?
492
00:25:56,264 --> 00:25:57,432
Dan: I mean, come on.
493
00:25:57,515 --> 00:26:00,935
The dude's the king of Hell.
He's super strong and invulnerable.
494
00:26:01,019 --> 00:26:03,438
He's basically the most dangerous being
in the entire universe.
495
00:26:03,521 --> 00:26:04,731
How do you plan to fight that?
496
00:26:08,151 --> 00:26:10,987
Oh, wow, you have wings.
Lucifer's got 'em too.
497
00:26:11,070 --> 00:26:13,072
What are you gonna do, fan him to death?
498
00:26:13,740 --> 00:26:14,866
(metal clinks)
499
00:26:15,491 --> 00:26:16,826
(Dan laughs)
500
00:26:19,370 --> 00:26:21,831
Okay, that's-- that's different.
501
00:26:22,415 --> 00:26:23,416
Anything else?
502
00:26:23,499 --> 00:26:25,126
-(sighs) Listen.
-(wings flap)
503
00:26:25,835 --> 00:26:28,212
I understand that you wanna kill Lucifer.
504
00:26:29,255 --> 00:26:30,465
Hell, I tried to kill him.
505
00:26:31,549 --> 00:26:34,552
But I came to realize
that he's actually a really good guy.
506
00:26:34,636 --> 00:26:38,056
Now whatever's going on with you,
whatever pain that you're dealing with,
507
00:26:38,139 --> 00:26:39,807
let's just-- Let's talk about it.
508
00:26:41,225 --> 00:26:45,897
I know what it feels like to be
in pain and wanna hurt someone.
509
00:26:47,565 --> 00:26:49,901
But the person who gets hurt the most…
510
00:26:52,153 --> 00:26:53,404
it's always yourself.
511
00:26:55,573 --> 00:26:56,783
Dan.
512
00:26:56,866 --> 00:26:57,742
Yeah.
513
00:27:00,453 --> 00:27:03,956
How did you
almost kill Lucifer? (chuckles)
514
00:27:04,040 --> 00:27:05,333
I'm serious!
515
00:27:05,416 --> 00:27:07,794
Me too. I think I overestimated him.
516
00:27:09,128 --> 00:27:11,005
Look, you're clearly
going through something,
517
00:27:11,089 --> 00:27:13,299
and all I'm saying is that I'm here.
518
00:27:13,383 --> 00:27:14,258
To listen.
519
00:27:16,135 --> 00:27:17,178
In that case…
520
00:27:19,180 --> 00:27:21,349
-(beeps)
-(rock music playing)
521
00:27:21,432 --> 00:27:24,018
I meant… to you.
522
00:27:24,977 --> 00:27:26,396
To your feelings.
523
00:27:32,735 --> 00:27:34,737
♫ "Bust a Move" by Young MC playing ♫
524
00:27:41,202 --> 00:27:45,123
♫ This here's a jam for all the fellas
Trying to do what those ladies tell us… ♪
525
00:27:45,206 --> 00:27:47,083
(Chloe sighs) At least we're normal again.
526
00:27:47,166 --> 00:27:48,042
Lucifer: Indeed.
527
00:27:50,044 --> 00:27:54,507
This hell loop is very '80s,
even for the time.
528
00:27:54,590 --> 00:27:57,385
Ah, yabba dabba do me, the devil is back.
529
00:27:57,468 --> 00:27:59,679
Oh, is your control back too?
530
00:28:00,304 --> 00:28:01,264
Lucifer: Uh…
531
00:28:02,557 --> 00:28:04,058
(exhales)
532
00:28:04,809 --> 00:28:06,853
No. Still nothing.
533
00:28:07,895 --> 00:28:11,899
(exhales) Look at the storefronts.
They have no doors.
534
00:28:13,651 --> 00:28:16,320
Jimmy's soul must still be on the fritz.
535
00:28:16,404 --> 00:28:18,906
Right. We need to find
that little monster and sort this out.
536
00:28:18,990 --> 00:28:22,118
This is more than 30 years ago.
How are we ever gonna recognize him?
537
00:28:22,201 --> 00:28:25,913
I wouldn't worry about that, 'cause
I would know that fivehead anywhere.
538
00:28:25,997 --> 00:28:28,082
(women laughing)
539
00:28:28,166 --> 00:28:29,208
-Huh.
-Come on.
540
00:28:30,460 --> 00:28:34,672
♫ You're on a mission and your wishin'
Someone could cure your lonely condition ♫
541
00:28:34,756 --> 00:28:37,884
♫ Lookin' for love in all the wrong places
No fine girls… ♫
542
00:28:37,967 --> 00:28:40,470
(sound distorts)
543
00:28:41,971 --> 00:28:44,682
This isn't the store
that we followed Jimmy into.
544
00:28:44,766 --> 00:28:48,144
Hell loops are a mélange of
nightmares and greatest hits. (chuckles)
545
00:28:48,227 --> 00:28:51,355
A touch of the surreal
can do wonders for the torture. Hmm.
546
00:28:51,439 --> 00:28:53,608
-Chloe: Hmm.
-Oh, speaking of torture…
547
00:28:54,650 --> 00:28:59,071
(sighs) Guyliner.
Really, what were they thinking?
548
00:28:59,155 --> 00:29:00,656
(laughs)
549
00:29:02,241 --> 00:29:03,826
-What?
-Nothing.
550
00:29:03,910 --> 00:29:05,328
Jimmy: All right, a toast!
551
00:29:06,412 --> 00:29:08,706
To Wednesday's Child's first single…
552
00:29:09,582 --> 00:29:11,709
going platinum!
553
00:29:12,293 --> 00:29:14,420
Chloe: Yeah, Wednesday's Child.
554
00:29:14,504 --> 00:29:17,048
They had that one-hit-wonder,
you remember?
555
00:29:17,131 --> 00:29:20,176
Like… (scatting rock tune)
556
00:29:21,636 --> 00:29:23,095
Lucifer: Ah!
557
00:29:23,179 --> 00:29:25,139
Oh, what are you looking for? A clue?
558
00:29:25,223 --> 00:29:27,892
Forgot. The '80s weren't all bad.
(chuckles)
559
00:29:27,975 --> 00:29:30,269
(Jimmy laughing) Guys. Come on.
560
00:29:30,353 --> 00:29:33,022
I know, uh, moody is a part of your brand,
561
00:29:33,105 --> 00:29:34,941
but this is something to celebrate!
562
00:29:35,858 --> 00:29:38,152
This is only the beginning.
563
00:29:39,570 --> 00:29:41,197
To our first success!
564
00:29:41,280 --> 00:29:43,115
And so many more to come!
565
00:29:45,159 --> 00:29:45,993
Yeah.
566
00:29:47,328 --> 00:29:48,329
About that.
567
00:29:51,791 --> 00:29:52,917
You're fired, dude.
568
00:29:53,584 --> 00:29:55,586
(laughs)
569
00:29:56,712 --> 00:29:57,547
What?
570
00:29:58,840 --> 00:30:01,217
-What are you talking about?
-I'm sorry, Jimmy.
571
00:30:01,968 --> 00:30:03,928
Your sound is so mainstream.
572
00:30:04,846 --> 00:30:05,930
We…
573
00:30:06,013 --> 00:30:07,640
we wanna make real music.
574
00:30:09,058 --> 00:30:10,184
Truth is…
575
00:30:11,477 --> 00:30:14,313
-(distorts) …you're only holding me back.
-You're holding me back.
576
00:30:16,232 --> 00:30:17,400
Chloe: Is that normal?
577
00:30:17,483 --> 00:30:19,235
Absolutely not.
578
00:30:19,318 --> 00:30:20,820
(gasps) "You're only holding me back."
579
00:30:20,903 --> 00:30:24,031
That's one of the things the devil monster
said to Jimmy in the cartoon. Remember?
580
00:30:24,115 --> 00:30:24,949
Indeed.
581
00:30:45,970 --> 00:30:47,221
Jimmy: Yeah, yeah.
582
00:30:47,847 --> 00:30:52,310
Yeah, well, you didn't hear it from me,
but Wednesday's Child are total frauds.
583
00:30:52,393 --> 00:30:54,020
That's why I backed out on them.
584
00:30:54,103 --> 00:30:55,646
All their riffs are stolen.
585
00:30:55,730 --> 00:30:58,649
(scoffs) Hell hath no fury
like a record producer scorned.
586
00:30:58,733 --> 00:31:03,029
So if you wanna be gagging
on legal fees for the next 20 years…
587
00:31:03,112 --> 00:31:06,240
(hesitates) Exactly. You're welcome.
588
00:31:08,200 --> 00:31:09,535
(phone clatters)
589
00:31:09,619 --> 00:31:11,495
What is your damage?
590
00:31:11,579 --> 00:31:13,748
None of that stuff you said is true.
591
00:31:14,415 --> 00:31:17,960
We were both in the studio
when they recorded "Horny Bunny."
592
00:31:18,044 --> 00:31:19,587
They're even helping me with my EP.
593
00:31:19,670 --> 00:31:22,381
Well, if you love them so much,
why don't you go and join them?
594
00:31:22,465 --> 00:31:24,800
This isn't about sides, Jimmy.
595
00:31:24,884 --> 00:31:27,553
You need to call them back.
You're better than this.
596
00:31:29,472 --> 00:31:31,724
You're right. I am.
597
00:31:33,142 --> 00:31:34,977
I'm better than you.
598
00:31:35,895 --> 00:31:37,939
I deserve better than you,
599
00:31:38,022 --> 00:31:39,732
better than all of this.
600
00:31:42,068 --> 00:31:43,277
Now get the hell out.
601
00:31:47,281 --> 00:31:48,115
(woman huffs)
602
00:32:01,087 --> 00:32:03,214
So who is the woman with the guitar?
603
00:32:03,297 --> 00:32:05,091
Jimmy's first love?
604
00:32:05,174 --> 00:32:06,550
Maybe his first client?
605
00:32:06,634 --> 00:32:07,468
I don't know.
606
00:32:08,344 --> 00:32:11,389
But whoever she is, she-- she hurt him.
607
00:32:12,598 --> 00:32:13,808
Rejected him.
608
00:32:14,934 --> 00:32:16,686
-I think I see what's going on here.
-(gasps)
609
00:32:18,062 --> 00:32:20,481
Who are you? How'd you get in here?
610
00:32:20,564 --> 00:32:22,149
You're afraid of being abandoned,
611
00:32:22,233 --> 00:32:24,902
so you pushed her away
before she could do it to you.
612
00:32:26,904 --> 00:32:29,365
(scoffs) You don't get it.
613
00:32:29,907 --> 00:32:32,743
All anybody ever wants from me
is what I can give them.
614
00:32:32,827 --> 00:32:34,370
Record deals, money, fame.
615
00:32:34,453 --> 00:32:36,956
-Or is that all you ever offer them?
-(exhales)
616
00:32:37,039 --> 00:32:39,542
You're trying so hard to be
what you think they desire,
617
00:32:39,625 --> 00:32:43,212
but that's not what's important, Jimmy.
618
00:32:43,295 --> 00:32:44,213
Tell me…
619
00:32:45,923 --> 00:32:48,467
what is it you truly desire?
620
00:32:49,719 --> 00:32:50,803
-I…
-Yeah.
621
00:32:54,557 --> 00:32:55,933
I don't want her to go.
622
00:32:57,852 --> 00:33:01,564
(exhales)
Well, then, for once, go after her.
623
00:33:19,457 --> 00:33:20,374
(Chloe sighs)
624
00:33:25,254 --> 00:33:26,088
Lucifer.
625
00:33:26,839 --> 00:33:27,757
Look.
626
00:33:34,513 --> 00:33:36,474
(sighs) You did it.
627
00:33:37,224 --> 00:33:38,434
You helped him.
628
00:33:38,517 --> 00:33:39,351
Did I?
629
00:33:39,935 --> 00:33:41,979
Well, the door's back.
630
00:33:42,063 --> 00:33:44,231
That must mean Jimmy's fixed.
631
00:33:44,315 --> 00:33:46,776
But we still don't know
who that mystery woman is.
632
00:33:47,318 --> 00:33:50,029
We still don't know
what's at the heart of his torment.
633
00:33:51,322 --> 00:33:53,741
You really wanna see this through, huh?
634
00:33:56,160 --> 00:33:57,495
I think I have to.
635
00:34:00,331 --> 00:34:01,499
Okay.
636
00:34:03,042 --> 00:34:05,461
(upbeat music playing)
637
00:34:11,300 --> 00:34:12,384
Is that Jimmy?
638
00:34:14,845 --> 00:34:16,055
That cartoon.
639
00:34:16,138 --> 00:34:18,808
Lucifer: Well,
the style is quite familiar.
640
00:34:19,809 --> 00:34:22,061
This must be the heart of his torture.
641
00:34:26,273 --> 00:34:28,400
Oh, she's his mother.
642
00:34:29,902 --> 00:34:30,986
(Lucifer sighs)
643
00:34:31,862 --> 00:34:35,407
Just watch your cartoons,
Jimmy, and everything will be fine.
644
00:34:36,242 --> 00:34:37,368
I'll be right back.
645
00:34:58,139 --> 00:34:59,807
(man) He's only holding you back.
646
00:35:01,058 --> 00:35:02,059
(Lucifer huffs)
647
00:35:30,504 --> 00:35:32,256
She never came back, did she?
648
00:35:34,300 --> 00:35:35,259
(exhales)
649
00:35:37,303 --> 00:35:39,305
How long did he sit here?
650
00:35:39,388 --> 00:35:41,348
Hours? Days?
651
00:35:41,432 --> 00:35:42,600
Lucifer: Poor Jimmy.
652
00:35:44,018 --> 00:35:47,104
He must have felt so alone.
653
00:35:50,232 --> 00:35:52,318
-(pounding on door)
-(man 2) Child Protective Services!
654
00:35:55,613 --> 00:35:56,572
(man 3) Come on!
655
00:35:56,655 --> 00:35:58,199
-Jimmy: No! No!
-(man 3) Come with us!
656
00:35:58,282 --> 00:36:01,452
Please! I can't leave! If I leave,
my mom won't be able to find me!
657
00:36:01,535 --> 00:36:03,078
She's coming back!
658
00:36:03,162 --> 00:36:04,705
-Please! Don't!
-Come on!
659
00:36:04,788 --> 00:36:07,249
-She's coming back! Please!
-Stop!
660
00:36:09,585 --> 00:36:11,003
(Jimmy panting)
661
00:36:11,086 --> 00:36:13,505
Wait. Do you have your control back?
662
00:36:22,264 --> 00:36:23,265
Apparently so.
663
00:36:27,978 --> 00:36:28,979
(Chloe sighs)
664
00:36:31,857 --> 00:36:32,691
Jimmy.
665
00:36:34,193 --> 00:36:35,986
I can't get you out of Hell.
666
00:36:36,070 --> 00:36:37,321
Only you can do that.
667
00:36:38,280 --> 00:36:42,201
I'm not even sure if you deserve
to get out of here after what you've done.
668
00:36:42,284 --> 00:36:43,118
But…
669
00:36:47,081 --> 00:36:48,874
I now see the pain
670
00:36:48,958 --> 00:36:51,877
behind the terrible decisions
that you made in life.
671
00:36:54,046 --> 00:36:55,798
Doesn't excuse them, but…
672
00:36:58,175 --> 00:36:59,593
I understand them now.
673
00:37:02,846 --> 00:37:03,931
Lucifer.
674
00:37:05,975 --> 00:37:06,976
The cartoons.
675
00:37:08,018 --> 00:37:09,228
They're his comfort.
676
00:37:10,729 --> 00:37:13,232
It's why he imagined them as his torture.
677
00:37:15,567 --> 00:37:18,612
They're a lifeline when--
when he's scared.
678
00:37:23,617 --> 00:37:25,286
(sighs)
679
00:37:25,369 --> 00:37:27,788
-(snaps fingers)
-(rewinding sound)
680
00:37:57,609 --> 00:37:59,445
I came here to help you, Jimmy,
681
00:38:00,404 --> 00:38:02,072
and you told me your desire.
682
00:38:03,699 --> 00:38:06,118
-"I don't want her to go."
-(exhales)
683
00:38:06,201 --> 00:38:08,912
For the time being, this will…
684
00:38:10,664 --> 00:38:12,207
this will have to suffice.
685
00:38:34,646 --> 00:38:35,522
(Chloe sighs)
686
00:38:36,732 --> 00:38:37,775
We should go.
687
00:38:40,652 --> 00:38:42,863
-I know that was so hard.
-(scoffs)
688
00:38:42,946 --> 00:38:46,742
And honestly, I cannot wait to get home.
689
00:38:48,327 --> 00:38:50,079
But, Lucifer, before we go…
690
00:38:52,164 --> 00:38:53,332
I have to see Dan.
691
00:38:56,335 --> 00:38:58,462
(scoffs) Of course.
692
00:38:59,421 --> 00:39:00,464
It's this way.
693
00:39:11,767 --> 00:39:14,728
Huh. This is so eerie.
694
00:39:18,899 --> 00:39:19,983
Are you all right?
695
00:39:21,777 --> 00:39:26,573
See, the whole point of this was to see
if I could help someone that I hated.
696
00:39:26,657 --> 00:39:31,703
But the truth is,
despite everything Jimmy Barnes did,
697
00:39:32,329 --> 00:39:33,622
I care about him now.
698
00:39:34,957 --> 00:39:38,001
-Sorry it didn't work out.
-No, no, no. That's just it.
699
00:39:38,710 --> 00:39:41,922
I mean, I-- I thought it was a bad thing
that I grew to like Carol,
700
00:39:42,005 --> 00:39:44,133
but maybe it's like you were saying.
701
00:39:44,925 --> 00:39:47,094
Maybe that was a good thing, as is this.
702
00:39:47,177 --> 00:39:50,305
Because if I can grow
to like Jimmy Barnes, of all people…
703
00:39:50,389 --> 00:39:52,433
Then you can grow to care about anybody.
704
00:39:52,516 --> 00:39:56,562
And if I can care about anyone,
then I can help anyone.
705
00:39:56,645 --> 00:40:00,107
(exhales) So, does this mean--
706
00:40:00,190 --> 00:40:02,025
I think so. (chuckles)
707
00:40:02,109 --> 00:40:05,946
Ironically, we're in Hell,
and finally I'm ready to be God.
708
00:40:06,029 --> 00:40:08,824
(laughs)
709
00:40:13,287 --> 00:40:14,121
Wait.
710
00:40:14,830 --> 00:40:15,831
Where's Daniel?
711
00:40:17,082 --> 00:40:18,167
(Chloe exhales)
712
00:40:28,886 --> 00:40:31,513
Maze, what were you thinking?
713
00:40:32,139 --> 00:40:35,476
-You coulda screwed everything up for me!
-Hey, from what I could tell,
714
00:40:36,101 --> 00:40:39,646
I am the whole reason you passed
that lame reverse-psychology test,
715
00:40:39,730 --> 00:40:41,482
so you're welcome.
716
00:40:41,565 --> 00:40:43,025
All right, listen.
717
00:40:43,108 --> 00:40:45,027
Her methods aren't lame, okay?
718
00:40:45,110 --> 00:40:47,821
She has a high trainee
dropout rate because she's actually
719
00:40:47,905 --> 00:40:51,533
trying to find people
who are in it for the right reasons.
720
00:40:51,617 --> 00:40:52,826
Yeah, whatever, bro.
721
00:40:58,499 --> 00:40:59,708
(sighs)
722
00:40:59,791 --> 00:41:01,877
Why would you think
that I couldn't handle myself?
723
00:41:03,212 --> 00:41:05,589
Is that really how little you think of me?
724
00:41:05,672 --> 00:41:07,758
Don't lay your insecurities on me.
725
00:41:08,383 --> 00:41:09,635
I was trying to help you.
726
00:41:09,718 --> 00:41:11,512
I asked you why, Mazikeen.
727
00:41:11,595 --> 00:41:13,138
Honestly… (scoffs)
728
00:41:13,222 --> 00:41:14,806
-Why do you even care?
-Because.
729
00:41:14,890 --> 00:41:17,226
Because what,
because you thought it would be funny?
730
00:41:17,309 --> 00:41:20,979
-Because you thought I would fail?
-Because I'm your friend, Amenadiel!
731
00:41:28,362 --> 00:41:31,698
And I'm sorry if I didn't go about it
in the most ideal way or whatever.
732
00:41:31,782 --> 00:41:33,033
I was just trying--
733
00:41:33,116 --> 00:41:33,951
Thank you.
734
00:41:36,370 --> 00:41:37,371
Thank you.
735
00:41:38,830 --> 00:41:40,541
Like I said, you're welcome.
736
00:41:42,876 --> 00:41:44,044
Mazikeen, I…
737
00:41:45,170 --> 00:41:46,171
(sighs)
738
00:41:48,048 --> 00:41:48,882
Listen.
739
00:41:49,424 --> 00:41:52,844
This is important to me.
740
00:41:54,346 --> 00:41:56,723
Really important, you know, so…
741
00:41:59,142 --> 00:41:59,977
Please just--
742
00:42:00,060 --> 00:42:00,978
Okay.
743
00:42:07,859 --> 00:42:09,903
I will… not make fun of you.
744
00:42:11,196 --> 00:42:12,447
I promise.
745
00:42:13,574 --> 00:42:15,617
-I don't believe you.
-(chuckles)
746
00:42:16,743 --> 00:42:17,661
You shouldn't.
747
00:42:19,246 --> 00:42:21,957
I checked the Silver City. He's not there.
748
00:42:22,791 --> 00:42:26,169
Look, don't worry. Daniel probably
got lost in one of Dromos' keggers.
749
00:42:26,253 --> 00:42:29,756
I shall pop back down,
and I will find him. I promise, Chloe.
750
00:42:29,840 --> 00:42:31,383
-(sighs)
-(elevator bell dings)
751
00:42:32,551 --> 00:42:33,844
Daniel.
752
00:42:33,927 --> 00:42:38,098
I've been looking everywhere for you.
What on earth are you doing on Earth?
753
00:42:38,181 --> 00:42:39,558
Lucifer, watch out!
754
00:42:41,184 --> 00:42:42,561
(Lucifer grunts)
755
00:42:44,521 --> 00:42:49,234
Finally, after all these years I've spent
hating you for what you did to me,
756
00:42:49,318 --> 00:42:51,737
finally I can have my revenge.
757
00:42:53,405 --> 00:42:54,615
Okay.
758
00:42:54,698 --> 00:42:57,993
I have no idea who you are, so… (chuckles)
759
00:42:58,076 --> 00:43:00,287
(panting)
760
00:43:00,370 --> 00:43:02,748
You're not one of my siblings.
Who are you?
761
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I'm your daughter!
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(scoffs)
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