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Strike, I guess.
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I call that one Slow Train To China.
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Oh. You're serious?
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Very.
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Okay, see if you can
guess what this one's called.
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Is it called Blue Sky? 'Cause
that's all I'm seein'.
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That one's called Hammer of Thor.
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Okay, buckle up, 'cause everybody's
afraid of this one.
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Here comes Fried Green Tornado.
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No mercy.
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Brent! All your pitches
are just big giant arcs.
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You should name them
Rainbow or Pregnant Lady's Belly.
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Don't mock me before a
game. You kneecap my confidence.
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It seems crazy to name your
pitches when they're all the same.
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Who are you to judge what's crazy?
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Don't listen to her. She's crazy.
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* You can tell me
that your dog ran away *
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* Then tell me that it took three days *
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* I've heard every joke, I've
heard every one you say *
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* You think there's not a lot goin' on *
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* Look closer, Baby, you're so wrong *
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* And that's why you can stay so long *
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* Where there's not a lot goin' on **
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Ooh, I'll have one of
those. No, you won't.
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Ow! Sor-ry.
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You know, some restaurants
prepare food for customers.
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Yeah, they're not for
us. She's a good slapper.
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They're for the Harvesters Club.
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Oh, they meetin' here tonight?
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You'll play slow-pitch, though, right?
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Yeah, we need 10 players.
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That's nice to know I'm
wanted for my talents.
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You're talented at attending.
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Yeah, it's a gift.
Your attendance is flawless.
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You're right.
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I do have perfect attendance, don't I?
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It's something we all admire about ya.
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Wherever you are, you're always there.
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I don't know if that's deep or shallow.
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It's shallow.
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I'll be at the game tonight.
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I wouldn't miss your
girly pitches for the world.
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If by girly you mean terrifying.
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They are a little girly.
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Look alive, Rookie!
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What if someone sees us? We
should be working right now.
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It's Tuesday afternoon in Dog River.
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Nothin's gonna happen.
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You've reached the Dog
River Police Emergency Line.
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Leave a message.
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Hey, I hope you guys are
practicing for slow-pitch.
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The whole team's counting on ya.
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Lock and load!
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I don't think we
need a third base coach.
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Without me, you'll have base runners
going off in every which direction.
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They kinda go in numerical order, Oscar,
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you know, first, second...
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et cetera.
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Third.
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I gotcha.
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Oh, let him coach, Brent.
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It could be worse. He
could want to play.
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Oh, geez, you're right.
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Congratulations, Dad. You're
our third base coach.
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Ha-haah!
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Wow, genuine cowhide, impressive.
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Why do they say genuine, like
we don't trust them or somethin'.
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Well, maybe they mean
genuine as in sincere.
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Well, like the cow was sincere?
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Maybe. Oh.
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This is stiff. You should break it in.
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The price I paid for it?
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It should already be broken in.
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Well, how much did it cost?
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Well...
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I
- I got it for Christmas.
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As third base coach,
my first order of business
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is to go to the liquor store.
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Wanda, are you sure you
don't want anything?
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No. I'm going to try playing beer free,
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focus the mind, sharpen the
reflexes, faster, stronger!
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We can rebuild him.
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Wanda, this is a beer league.
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Yeah. Our team's called the Guzzlers.
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All good points. But I'm
gonna try the sober thing.
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Remember, you guys, we gotta
be discreet with the beer thing.
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It's technically
illegal to drink in public.
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We don't want to put Karen and
Davis into an awkward position.
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Do you think the team will
fake not drinking again this year?
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They're just trying to be good citizens.
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Besides, they work so
hard at trying to hide it,
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if we tell them we knew, it would
put them in an awkward position.
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I wish they wouldn't bother.
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Fire it home!
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You dented my soup.
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It's not the glove.
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Why are you batting Emma sixth?
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She's got arms like Lou
Ferrigno. She should bat cleanup.
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It's the element of surprise.
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Wes doesn't know Mom
was a fastball champ.
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He'll be thinking, "Oh, feeble old
woman up to bat" and then blammo!
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Old woman?
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Wes thought it, not me.
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Well, I must admit, I'm
looking forward to this
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It'll be like
slapping apples outta trees.
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It's up. It's goin' back, back!
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Stop playing with my cans.
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What?
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That Wes is nuts!
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He's all stoked up for some reason.
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You riled him up, didn't ya? I did not.
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I was mindin' my own business
and he starts ranting and raving.
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He called us nimrods, said his team
was gonna mop the floor with us.
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Our team is gonna mop the
floor with your team, ya nimrod!
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Or some such.
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Anyway, loser buys beer after the game.
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That's right,
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He had it comin'.
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Come on Hank. Let's go talk to Wes.
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Apology accepted.
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I'm not apologizing. I'm
just sayin' my dad's a lunatic.
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It's not my fault.
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What Brent's saying, Wes, is
we came here for a good time,
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even though you called
us a buncha nimrods.
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I didn't call you...
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Earlier he called you a
buncha useless ragtags.
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Just stay outta this, Paul.
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You just want us to
bet so we buy more beer.
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Well, du-uh!
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Ragtag? I don't think I
like the sound of that.
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Sticks and stones,
Hank. They're just words.
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He also called you mambie pambies.
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Oh, someone wants their teeth kicked in.
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Yeah, callin' us raggie
taggie when they're a buncha
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low life has-been... Candy asses.
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Nice one, asses made of candy.
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Why don't we make this a manly bet?
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Loser buys beer
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Come on, Hank.
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Can you believe that guy? Dad
was right. He's a lunatic.
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When I touch my hat three times,
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that means leave the first pitch.
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If I touch my hat once,
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that just means I've touched my hat.
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Okay. And now what if
you touch your hat twice?
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Why would I touch my hat twice?
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Do you understand any of these signals?
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I barely understand him when he speaks.
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I rub my left elbow, bunt.
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I rub my right elbow, bursitis.
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Bunt, bursitis.
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Bursitis, bunt.
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Clear as a bell.
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Heads up, Hank!
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That glove is like a frying pan.
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It's not the glove. Don't
blame the glove.
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It's me. My hamstrings are lose.
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Some screws are loose too.
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Oh, speakin' of screws.
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That doesn't make any
sense, speaking of screws.
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If you said speaking of loose screws...
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Or speaking of screwballs.
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Where the heck is our team?
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Or speaking of screwy. That's plenty.
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We got a call about some vandalism.
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That's right.
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Mind if I look around?
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You or your husband
have any enemies, Ma'am?
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Your marriage is
good? Any gambling debts?
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Uh, Davis. Uh-oh.
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Some darn kids just broke
my window. Hooligans!
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Kids today have no respect
for other people's property.
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I'm sure they were good kids.
They were probably just afraid.
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Yeah. And, uh, embarrassed.
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Yeah, but what about my window?
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You should pay your gambling
debts, Ma'am.
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The next item of business,
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new rules for the
Crazy Eights tournament.
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Some agenda. Do they have
to vote on every little thing?
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What do ya got against Crazy Eights?
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What do ya got against the old rules?
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The Harvesters Club is the
nerve centre of the community.
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Every vote is sacred.
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Ah, the slow-pitch
game starts in half an hour.
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Half an hour? Geez, I gotta
go. Cecil, vote for me, will ya?
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Who the hell is Cecil? My name is Brian.
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My fault.
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Your fault for
wearing that stupid glove.
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Oh, finish the story.
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Did you figure out who broke the window?
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Gamblers. She had a lot of enemies,
probably brought it on herself.
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Or maybe it was some kids.
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Kids these days, they got no respect.
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When I was a kid I didn't
go around smashing things.
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Yes, you did!
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You had a little
hammer and you wore a mask
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and you called
yourself the Masked Smasher.
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If I had a mask on,
how'd you know it was me.
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They're just kids, mixed
up, misunderstood youth.
200
00:10:05,133 --> 00:10:07,534
Yeah. And one of them's a good hitter.
201
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Or he just got lucky.
202
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No, I think he's a good hitter.
203
00:10:11,968 --> 00:10:13,400
Hey, where's Lacey?
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Shouldn't she be, uh, attending by now?
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She does have perfect attendance.
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Okay, we're officially at the
halfway mark of the meeting.
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Next item on the agenda,
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new pushpins for the bulletin board.
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All in favour?
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I am starting to question democracy.
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Don't worry, she'll be here.
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She better be. We need 10
players or we forfeit.
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Yeah, well, I'm not worried.
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Now, if you will excuse me, I have
to make an unrelated phone call.
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Who wants one? Wanda?
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No, not for me. I'm not drinking.
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Not that those drinks are alcoholic.
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Here we go.
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Of course not.
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I mean, uh, who would like a cool,
refreshing non-alcoholic beverage?
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I just meant that I'm
not drinking anything,
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not water, not juice, just... bloating.
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You know, you guys really
don't have to...
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Share your
non-alcoholic beverages with us.
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I can't believe you'd
be that inconsiderate.
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Don't make this any more
awkward than it has to be.
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Now they're voting on who's gonna
run the Butter Festival.
228
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Then they're going to vote on whether
or not to have a Butter Festival.
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Mmhmm. How'd the pushpin thing turn out?
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Two definite camps on that one.
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Look, ya gotta hustle them. We need you.
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You just need me as a token member.
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Think of your attendance. I gotta go.
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No one messes with
my perfect attendance.
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Okay, listen up. Listen up, everybody.
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Uh, okay. It looks like
Lacey may not make it
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for the start of the game.
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Oh, great! If Wes finds out, we forfeit.
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He's gonna figure
it out sooner or later.
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I'm pretty sure Wes can count to 10.
241
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I've never seen him do it, but I'm...
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We gotta keep him
distracted till she gets here,
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maybe use some misdirection.
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Good idea.
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Wes!
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Look out!
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A bear!
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Not now! Wait till he
starts getting suspicious.
249
00:12:21,467 --> 00:12:23,567
Well, I'm pretty
sure he's suspicious now.
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Oh, great!
251
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I can already taste
Wes eatin' those nachos.
252
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Okay, let's ignore Hank's
disturbing image.
253
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I have a plan.
254
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I'll pitch easy, let them get
some hits, let them get on base.
255
00:12:36,501 --> 00:12:39,467
When don't you let them get on base?
256
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The longer they stay at bat,
the more time Lacey has to get here.
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Ah, great. The first game I
stay sober and I gotta play lousy.
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Right, sober.
259
00:12:50,067 --> 00:12:53,734
Okay, I think we've
covered items 18 through 20.
260
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Yes, we will continue to
have the Valentine's Day dance
261
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on or around Valentine's Day.
262
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No to three-ply toilet
paper for the men's room.
263
00:13:03,767 --> 00:13:06,701
And Travis, here, has volunteered
to trap the racoon
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under the Senior Centre.
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Moving on.
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She scares me.
267
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I would have left hours ago
if these squares weren't so good.
268
00:13:17,601 --> 00:13:21,367
Well, it's a delicate balance,
but our trick seems to be working.
269
00:13:21,434 --> 00:13:23,868
It will take a pretty
clever customer to... Hey!
270
00:13:23,934 --> 00:13:25,434
They only have nine players.
271
00:13:25,501 --> 00:13:29,100
Ah crap! Hey, Wes,
a-a bear, a big bear!
272
00:13:30,801 --> 00:13:34,033
What? Jackass!
273
00:13:39,601 --> 00:13:41,801
You don't actually need 10 players.
274
00:13:41,868 --> 00:13:44,033
I mean that's just like a guideline.
275
00:13:44,100 --> 00:13:48,434
You show me where, in the rule
book, it says you need 10 players.
276
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"Each team must have 10 players. "
277
00:13:52,634 --> 00:13:54,934
Nice helping, Karen.
278
00:13:55,000 --> 00:13:58,067
You can't punish us
because we're better with 9 players
279
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than you are with 10.
280
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Rules are rules.
281
00:14:01,267 --> 00:14:03,434
He's right. Rules are rules.
282
00:14:03,501 --> 00:14:05,067
Seriously, enough helping.
283
00:14:05,133 --> 00:14:08,200
It says a player only
has to bat five times
284
00:14:08,267 --> 00:14:10,501
to be considered present for the game.
285
00:14:10,567 --> 00:14:13,133
So if Lacey gets here before
the fifth inning...
286
00:14:13,200 --> 00:14:15,968
We can pull this off. Nice work, Karen!
287
00:14:16,033 --> 00:14:17,567
Glad I could help.
288
00:14:17,634 --> 00:14:19,567
I said nice helping.
289
00:14:19,634 --> 00:14:23,434
Fine. Let's see how fast we
can get to the fifth inning.
290
00:14:23,501 --> 00:14:25,534
Swing at every pitch!
291
00:14:25,601 --> 00:14:27,701
Drop every ball they hit.
292
00:14:30,534 --> 00:14:34,767
So, the hazing of new members will
consist of snapping suspenders,
293
00:14:34,834 --> 00:14:37,834
or in the case of no
suspenders, stealing their hat.
294
00:14:39,601 --> 00:14:42,534
Last item on the
agenda, an open discussion on...
295
00:14:42,601 --> 00:14:43,868
the weather and crops?
296
00:14:45,634 --> 00:14:47,934
Nice try. Uh-uh. Meeting adjourned.
297
00:14:49,534 --> 00:14:52,868
Anyone who's outta here in a
minute gets free coffee tomorrow.
298
00:14:52,934 --> 00:14:55,567
Did I say coffee? I meant pie.
299
00:14:55,634 --> 00:14:58,968
Did I say pie? I meant...
oh, get outta my restaurant!
300
00:14:59,033 --> 00:15:00,767
Scoot!
301
00:15:05,467 --> 00:15:07,400
Stee-rike three!
302
00:15:07,467 --> 00:15:10,434
All right, you're up,
Wanda. Give us a hit.
303
00:15:10,501 --> 00:15:11,901
I'm on it.
304
00:15:12,467 --> 00:15:13,901
Strike three!
305
00:15:13,968 --> 00:15:15,467
I'm off it.
306
00:15:16,501 --> 00:15:19,434
Okay, this is it, Maw. Get us a hit!
307
00:15:21,000 --> 00:15:24,501
What's the matter? You can't
understand the signals from third base?
308
00:15:31,501 --> 00:15:33,534
Yes, Dear.
309
00:15:35,534 --> 00:15:37,634
I don't know what's wrong with me.
310
00:15:37,701 --> 00:15:40,767
I'm way ahead of the
ball, I'm jumping too soon.
311
00:15:40,834 --> 00:15:42,534
Strike one!
312
00:15:42,601 --> 00:15:44,534
I think you're too edgy.
313
00:15:44,601 --> 00:15:46,467
Oh, yeah? What do you know?
314
00:15:46,534 --> 00:15:48,467
Strike two!
315
00:15:48,534 --> 00:15:50,701
I'm serious. Relax. Go
get yourself a beer.
316
00:15:50,767 --> 00:15:53,601
This is no time to
mess with medical science.
317
00:15:53,667 --> 00:15:56,767
Yeah, well, I guess a-a low
dosage wouldn't kill me.
318
00:15:56,834 --> 00:15:58,934
Stee-rike three!
319
00:15:59,000 --> 00:16:00,801
Strike three?
320
00:16:03,467 --> 00:16:06,834
Why would he put a
feeble old woman up to bat?
321
00:16:06,901 --> 00:16:08,601
It's just mean.
322
00:16:12,467 --> 00:16:13,901
You were safe.
323
00:16:13,968 --> 00:16:16,601
I was out. You were safe by a mile!
324
00:16:16,667 --> 00:16:18,100
I was out.
325
00:16:18,167 --> 00:16:20,400
Karen took her foot off the bag.
326
00:16:20,467 --> 00:16:23,701
You beat the throw by 10
feet. You're like a gazelle.
327
00:16:23,767 --> 00:16:25,467
Interesting strategy.
328
00:16:25,534 --> 00:16:27,133
It's about time you showed up.
329
00:16:27,200 --> 00:16:31,434
I don't know how you could waste
the day with those stupid old men.
330
00:16:31,501 --> 00:16:34,100
Hey, no need to argue. You are out.
331
00:16:34,167 --> 00:16:35,868
Damn right I'm out.
332
00:16:35,934 --> 00:16:37,968
Oh, look, Wes. It's Lacey.
333
00:16:39,501 --> 00:16:41,567
Aw, crap!
334
00:16:51,534 --> 00:16:53,501
Should I-should I just hit it, then?
335
00:16:55,634 --> 00:16:57,601
Come on, Lacey!
336
00:17:00,734 --> 00:17:03,100
Hey, hey, hey, good work! Atta girl!
337
00:17:03,167 --> 00:17:05,100
That was easy!
338
00:17:05,167 --> 00:17:08,000
Yeah, real easy.
339
00:17:12,934 --> 00:17:16,734
See, Karen, I told ya
the kid was a good hitter.
340
00:17:22,000 --> 00:17:25,434
Does anyone want a
harmless, non-alcoholic beverage?
341
00:17:25,501 --> 00:17:27,400
Do we really have to hide this?
342
00:17:27,467 --> 00:17:29,734
Karen and Davis know. They don't care.
343
00:17:29,801 --> 00:17:32,567
Go Wanda! Here we go!
344
00:17:32,634 --> 00:17:34,634
Yeah, I-I know.
345
00:17:34,701 --> 00:17:37,968
But they work so hard to pretend
that they don't know,
346
00:17:38,033 --> 00:17:40,934
that if we told them
we knew that they knew,
347
00:17:41,000 --> 00:17:44,901
then it would just put them
in an awkward position. Oh.
348
00:17:44,968 --> 00:17:47,701
Hey, where did all the refreshments go?
349
00:17:47,767 --> 00:17:50,767
Maybe you should ask
Wanda. She looks pretty refreshed.
350
00:17:50,834 --> 00:17:54,033
Oh, yeah! Okay!
351
00:17:54,100 --> 00:17:56,868
All right, let's play some ball!
352
00:17:56,934 --> 00:18:00,000
Come on, Muscles, send Mommy some sugar!
353
00:18:23,501 --> 00:18:26,000
You know we're trying again, right?
354
00:18:30,968 --> 00:18:35,601
Come on, right back in there.
Let's go, let's go, here we go.
355
00:18:39,267 --> 00:18:41,601
Stee-rike three!
356
00:19:01,767 --> 00:19:04,200
Home run! Way to go, Hank!
357
00:19:11,434 --> 00:19:14,901
Okay, we're one out away
from free beer and nachos,
358
00:19:14,968 --> 00:19:16,868
so stay sharp.
359
00:19:16,934 --> 00:19:18,901
Somebody get Wanda a coffee.
360
00:19:18,968 --> 00:19:20,634
Shut up!
361
00:19:20,701 --> 00:19:22,901
Get yourself a coffee!
362
00:19:26,534 --> 00:19:29,501
Brent! Surprise them with
one of your Fried Green Tomatoes!
363
00:19:31,801 --> 00:19:34,000
It's Tornado.
364
00:19:34,067 --> 00:19:35,834
Oh.
365
00:19:37,467 --> 00:19:40,234
Time to unleash hell.
366
00:19:51,501 --> 00:19:55,167
I got it, I got it!
Got it, got it, got it!
367
00:20:01,434 --> 00:20:04,133
Hank's glove caught the ball!
368
00:20:07,601 --> 00:20:09,534
Hank's glove caught it!
369
00:20:18,567 --> 00:20:20,567
What are you doing?
370
00:20:20,634 --> 00:20:23,100
It's not the glove! Don't
praise the glove!
371
00:20:23,167 --> 00:20:26,234
I did it! The glove sucks!
372
00:20:34,067 --> 00:20:35,601
To victory.
373
00:20:35,667 --> 00:20:38,033
To perfect attendance.
374
00:20:38,100 --> 00:20:40,934
To the internal combustion engine, Baby!
375
00:20:42,734 --> 00:20:44,200
To Hank's glove.
376
00:20:44,267 --> 00:20:46,901
Would you stop praising the glove.
377
00:20:46,968 --> 00:20:50,100
To beer you don't
have to pretend is ice tea.
378
00:20:52,501 --> 00:20:56,467
Way to put everyone in
an awkward position, Karen.
379
00:20:56,534 --> 00:20:58,534
We won already.
380
00:20:58,601 --> 00:21:00,734
Just throw the ball.
381
00:21:06,834 --> 00:21:09,567
Hah! Finally!
382
00:21:09,634 --> 00:21:13,400
500 pitches later she tags one.
383
00:21:13,467 --> 00:21:15,834
Can we go now?
384
00:21:19,200 --> 00:21:21,601
Damn kids!
385
00:21:24,133 --> 00:21:25,734
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